Study Finds More New Yorkers Abstaining from Sex

Nearly a third of all of the city’s adults said they had not had intercourse or oral sex in a year, according to the latest 2014 statistics.
That was the highest number since 2002, when the department first started keeping public records on the question.
The “Sexless & and City’’ number was even higher — 32.7 percent — among young adults ages 18 to 24, according to the department’s annual Community Health survey.
By comparison, in 2002, 18.4 percent of all city adults said they did not have sex with any partner the previous year. That included 20 percent of young adults ages 18 to 24.

"Experts" -- what would we do without them -- note there are a lot of impersonal ways to satisfy the sex impulse now, porn, sexting, etc.

Also: Squats.

Posted by: Ace at 07:08 PM

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1 Do they count what the IRS does to people in this study?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2016 07:09 PM (E7/zB)

2 porn doesn't accuse you of rape after a night of drunken hooking up.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2016 07:10 PM (z/Ubi)

3 Feature not a bug. Liberals not procreating is a solution!

Posted by: Very Undude at August 29, 2016 07:11 PM (2X7pN)

4 when the department first started keeping public records on the question.

I'm amazed that there's a department devoted to this. Maybe I shouldn't be.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 07:11 PM (w/iDp)

5 Since when does oral sex count as sex????

Posted by: Bill "Talking Herpe" Clinton at August 29, 2016 07:11 PM (nd1zx)

6 If anyone asked me this, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2016 07:12 PM (qJhUV)

7 Maybe the same reason people are getting fatter and out of shape ... the sit at their computer to fulfill their every desire.

And the fatter they get, the less sex, and then fewer children ... it al makes sense ... we just need to import another 50 million to have sex and kids for us.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2016 07:14 PM (ZRaCn)

8 If anyone asked me this, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

*mumbles to self* chalk one more up to me...

Posted by: Department of Who Ya Bangin'? at August 29, 2016 07:14 PM (w/iDp)

9
Who would fuck a New Yorker? Ewwww...

Oh, sorry Ace.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2016 07:15 PM (WVCC6)

10 What kind of loser answers truthfully to a sex questionnaire?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 29, 2016 07:17 PM (jR7Wy)

11 "Experts" -- what would we do without them -- note there are a lot of
impersonal ways to satisfy the sex impulse now, porn, sexting, etc."

I am familiar with the sexting trend...

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 07:17 PM (c6/9Q)

12 Who would fuck a New Yorker?

I know. My first thought for 'New Yorker' is always Sarah Jessica Parker. I'm not into the interspecies love.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 07:18 PM (oFSUK)

13 I feel like I get fucked every day?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 07:18 PM (zp+j1)

14 Fuckin' around has turned into Russian Roulette. STD's, false rape accusations, and the over all CrAAzyyy of people in general these days are a bit of a turnoff.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 07:19 PM (20X6f)

15 Rowing is like sex to me. No wait....I row 6 days a week. Never mind.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 29, 2016 07:19 PM (e5f4b)

16
Before anyone cracks wise about me, I'm in Japan doing field research on tentacle porn and eyeball licking. Known here as "eyebarr ricking."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:20 PM (ItPma)

17 Are they counting fingers in the butt during "massages"?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 07:21 PM (3NYhr)

18 9
Who would fuck a New Yorker? Ewwww...

Oh, sorry Ace.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2016 07:15 PM (WVCC6)

You can go suck an egg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:22 PM (ItPma)

19 Can a guy at least get a blowjob around here?

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at August 29, 2016 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

20 16
Before anyone cracks wise about me, I'm in Japan doing field research on tentacle porn and eyeball licking. Known here as "eyebarr ricking."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:20 PM (ItPma)

The clitoris is as sensitive as the human eye.

Don't rub it when its dry.

Posted by: Ron White at August 29, 2016 07:24 PM (z/Ubi)

21 To be fair, Chelsea Clinton may be skewing the stats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2016 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

22 Put down your digital media and grab your partner's digital genitalia, you fucking NY whackadoodles!

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 07:25 PM (HVQlX)

23 21 To be fair, Chelsea Clinton may be skewing the stats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2016 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

Nah. She'd just be cancelling out Bill.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2016 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)

24 Before anyone cracks wise about me, I'm in Japan doing field research on tentacle porn and eyeball licking. Known here as "eyebarr ricking."

Heh. If "tossed sarrad" is offered, best to politely decline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2016 07:25 PM (8ZskC)

25 >>Also: Squats.

You are definitely doing them wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2016 07:26 PM (/tuJf)

26 Who would fuck a New Yorker?

Well New York has an extraordinary number of Victoria's Secrets models living here. That's just for starters.

Frankly, I'm thinking they asked the wrong people. It was probably mostly liberals. The only thing they like "screwing" are people out of their rights or money.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2016 07:26 PM (GUWFN)

27 Ace refuses to have sex until there's real cHaNgE@! in this country's treatment of lesser-known fetishes.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 07:27 PM (yddCj)

28 Really? Cuz I got royally fucked the last time I bought a pack of Marlboros in Long Island.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:27 PM (EUMr7)

29 Jury's still out if what Dad's doing next to me counts as "sex"; however, it's really, really starting to creep me out.

Posted by: Jordan Zain "Cocktail" Weiner at August 29, 2016 07:28 PM (nd1zx)

30

Once you've gone horse you'll never change course...

Posted by: Wilbur at August 29, 2016 07:28 PM (WVCC6)

31 28 Really? Cuz I got royally fucked the last time I bought a pack of Marlboros in Long Island.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:27 PM (EUMr7)

How much are cigarettes up to per pack in New York proper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 07:28 PM (WV3Yp)

32 Squat, burpee, push-up. Repeat 20 times. Guaranteed you will say the "f" word if you're still breathing.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2016 07:28 PM (GUWFN)

33 >>>How much are cigarettes up to per pack in New York proper?

Honestly don't know. I've decided to spend my money only in America.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:29 PM (EUMr7)

34 31
How much are cigarettes up to per pack in New York proper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 07:28 PM (WV3Yp)

Approaching $12 bucks a pack last I checked. Hence, Eric Garner and "loosies." The free enterprise system at work. Which means Bill De Bolshevik wants it killed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:29 PM (ItPma)

35 I know a pack of Marlboros at the stop and rob around the corner from some relative's of my wife's was about 9.50 a couple years ago.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:30 PM (EUMr7)

36 33 >>>How much are cigarettes up to per pack in New York proper?

Honestly don't know. I've decided to spend my money only in America.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:29 PM (EUMr7)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:30 PM (ItPma)

37 J.J., have you found any of those Harajewku girls?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 29, 2016 07:31 PM (jR7Wy)

38 I thought a loosie was a hooker who worked for booze.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2016 07:31 PM (8ZskC)

39
In old New York, New York fucks YOU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:31 PM (ItPma)

40

Wiiilbur needs a sphincterectomy. Honestly, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

Posted by: Mr. Ed at August 29, 2016 07:32 PM (WVCC6)

41 To be honest, Maureen Dowd skewed the poll results.

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2016 07:32 PM (fWLrt)

42 Approaching $12 bucks a pack last I checked. Hence, Eric Garner and "loosies." The free enterprise system at work. Which means Bill De Bolshevik wants it killed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:29 PM (ItPma)

Jeez. I switched to the e-cig a few years ago and they were only up to $4.60 a pack here then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 07:32 PM (WV3Yp)

43 >>>Approaching $12 bucks a pack last I checked.

They're about 5.00 in Ohio. Because taxes.

Remember when the feds put a tax of an extra buck on smokes several years ago for the Children's Health Insurance Program?

The tax is still there.

You haven't heard CHIP mentioned since.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:33 PM (EUMr7)

44
perhaps Farmersonly.com is to blame?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 29, 2016 07:33 PM (XGqPs)

45 37 J.J., have you found any of those Harajewku girls?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 29, 2016 07:31 PM (jR7Wy)

All the signs say "No Dogs and Hara-Jew-cooze allowed - so solly!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:33 PM (ItPma)

46 Given the hassle these days, the dangerous diseases, the threat of lawsuits etc... yeah I can see that. Plus everyone is worn out from all the porn

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 07:33 PM (39g3+)

47 Could it be the massive abortion rate skewing the results? Or there may be hope and the leftist will breed itself out of existence, which is why you have to bring in a new base.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 29, 2016 07:34 PM (6Ll1u)

48
Law of Unintended Consequences at work. Tax the shit out of cigarettes to fund healthcare or whatever. But then people don't buy cigarettes because they're too expensive and then the government bitches about not enough for health spending. So raise taxes some more to solve the problem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:35 PM (ItPma)

49 Given the hassle these days, the dangerous diseases, the threat of lawsuits etc... yeah I can see that. Plus everyone is worn out from all the porn

Yep, the porn, it never ends, and my machine is so damn slow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2016 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

50 >>>No Dogs and Hara-Jew-cooze allowed

As I recall from college, Hairy Jew Cooze is not easily turned down.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:35 PM (EUMr7)

51 14
F***in' around has turned into Russian Roulette. STD's, false rape
accusations, and the over all CrAAzyyy of people in general these days
are a bit of a turnoff.

There just might be a solution to this problem. Begins with M, ends with Y.

Posted by: Every generation before the boomers at August 29, 2016 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

52 Could it be the massive abortion rate skewing the results? Or there may be hope and the leftist will breed itself out of existence, which is why you have to bring in a new base.

So then prima nocta is out?

Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at August 29, 2016 07:36 PM (8ZskC)

53 >>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Malarky?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2016 07:37 PM (EUMr7)

54 Yep, the porn, it never ends, and my machine is so damn slow.

Posted by: Cicero

You haven't seen nothin' yet. Wait until everyone has high res VR and a haptic Fleshlight. We'll be earth's last generation.

Posted by: pep at August 29, 2016 07:38 PM (LAe3v)

55 There just might be a solution to this problem. Begins with M, ends with Y.
-----------------

I thought monestary, but that would yield the opposite result.

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2016 07:38 PM (fWLrt)

56 "the department first started keeping public records on the question"

So the young lady in the tight dress on the sidewalk asking me about a blowjob was a city employee taking a survey?

Was it part of the survey when she stuck her finger in my butt?

Posted by: New York City tourists at August 29, 2016 07:38 PM (PL2OL)

57 Does stuffing marbles in your hoohah count?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 07:38 PM (3NYhr)

58 When I visited Manhattan for the first time ever in the fall, I could not believe how many people I saw using Tinder and swiping right over and over.

On top of that the girls are pretty dang aggressive so the Tinder thing was more surprising.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 07:38 PM (uG7LM)

59 >>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Matrimony?

Posted by: Your dad at August 29, 2016 07:38 PM (EUMr7)

60 New Yorkers not reproducing?

That's not a bad thing....

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at August 29, 2016 07:39 PM (xh+At)

61 There just might be a solution to this problem. Begins with M, ends with Y.

Monkey!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2016 07:39 PM (Z58Xa)

62 Maybe Tinder and Grinder and all those other apps have made it too easy and boring and they're taking a break?

Yeah, I got nothing....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 07:40 PM (NOIQH)

63 >>>>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

May Day!

Posted by: Josef Dzhugashvili at August 29, 2016 07:40 PM (EUMr7)

64 i hate burpees.

i remember they would kill us with burpees at the end of a P and T football conditioning practice. A lot of things, like sprints, you can dog to save energy, but you can't dog a burpee too much, because you gotta stand up. there's only so much you can do to cheat that.

Posted by: ace at August 29, 2016 07:40 PM (dciA+)

65 Well, I can't do anything for NYC, but I'm finally going to Japan in November, and I will be doing my best to end their demographic crisis by myself.

No, no, I'm no hero...just a man. A man who wants to boff a lot of Japanese chicks.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 07:40 PM (kumBu)

66 There just might be a solution to this problem. Begins with M, ends with Y.

Masturbation Technology?

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2016 07:40 PM (8ZskC)

67 'There just might be a solution to this problem. Begins with M, ends with Y.'

Misogyny?
Misanthropy?
Masturbatery?
Man Love Thursday?
Midget Hooker Pederasty?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (WVCC6)

68 >>>>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Masturbating Today!

Posted by: Footie Pajamas Guy's Timeline at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (EUMr7)

69 50 >>>No Dogs and Hara-Jew-cooze allowed

As I recall from college, Hairy Jew Cooze is not easily turned down.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:35 PM (EUMr7)

Agreed. Personally, the shaved mons veneris appeals to those with child molestation fantasies. Sorry. Not my thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (ItPma)

70 Money

Posted by: Roy at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (fWLrt)

71 Love it. They are celebrating the premier of the new roofed stadium for the US Open tonight and when Billie Jean King introduced DeBlasio to speak the crowd booed him.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (MNgU2)

72 Marmot Husbandry?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (8ZskC)

73 It does explain Little Antknee looking for loving by 'er advertising his wares to gals outside of NYC.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (Rlakk)

74 Nearly a third of all of the city's adults said they had not had intercourse or oral sex in a year, according to the latest 2014 statistics.

I didn't realize that many New Yorkers were married.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 29, 2016 07:42 PM (T/cxb)

75 There needs to be a government program to address this raging inequity, those of us are celibate not by choice, but who have it cruelly forced upon us by our unjust society.

A Eufrat Mai in every pot!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 07:42 PM (DW+jj)

76 "Begins with M, ends with Y."

Mocha Lattay?

Posted by: They Just Pay Me To Sell Coffee, Bitch at August 29, 2016 07:42 PM (97XyN)

77 according to the latest 2014 statistics.

???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 07:43 PM (uz/Pv)

78 >>>Also: Squats<<<
.

As in tea bagging, or the other kind?

Posted by: Javems at August 29, 2016 07:43 PM (yOqwj)

79 Making America Gay

Posted by: The Department of Justice at August 29, 2016 07:43 PM (EUMr7)

80 >>>>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Misandry?
Men Going Their Own Way.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 07:44 PM (uG7LM)

81 J.J., leave a few for me. Together, we can save Japan from its own NEET-caused suicide.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 07:44 PM (kumBu)

82 >>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Mister Brian Dennehy?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 07:45 PM (3NYhr)

83
"Begins with M, ends with Y."

Monica Lewinsky

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2016 07:45 PM (lKyWE)

84 Gotta hand it to 'em.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

85 Phil Colins is playing Feel it in the air tonight and when he finishes they will open the roof. More tickets sold for the US Open these two weeks than for all the tickets for the Giants home games.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 29, 2016 07:46 PM (MNgU2)

86 Has New York received their allocation of male, single, military-aged muslim refugees yet?

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 07:47 PM (HVQlX)

87 59
>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Matrimony?

Posted by: Your dad

I was going for Monogamy, but I've seen lots of better ideas. Especially marmot husbandry.

Posted by: pep at August 29, 2016 07:47 PM (LAe3v)

88 "Begins with M, ends with Y."

Monica Lewinsky
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2016 07:45 PM (lKyWE)

Give that man a cigar!

Posted by: Bill Clinton FTW! at August 29, 2016 07:47 PM (PL2OL)

89 >>>>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Molly.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 07:47 PM (uG7LM)

90 Mork and Mindy?

Posted by: Schlemiel, Schlamazel at August 29, 2016 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

91 >>>>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Menopausability.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 07:49 PM (uG7LM)

92 No, no, I'm no hero...just a man. A man who wants to boff a lot of Japanese chicks.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean

We all know what you're thinking. **over there, I'm WAY above average**

Posted by: pep at August 29, 2016 07:49 PM (LAe3v)

93 51
There just might be a solution to this problem. Begins with M, ends with Y.
Posted by: Every generation before the boomers at August 29, 2016 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

Except that's a potential time bomb today, for the man.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

94 I predict 1 American will win anything in The US Open of tennis, Why don't we tennis anymore?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 29, 2016 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)

95 Mommy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

96 Mahogany? A nice hardwood.

Posted by: bananaDream at August 29, 2016 07:52 PM (Ag8Mw)

97 "We all know what you're thinking. **over there, I'm WAY above average**

Posted by: pep at August 29, 2016 07:49 PM (LAe3v) "

I mean, that's a part of it, but it's mostly that I've always had a thing for Asian women (I'm sure my obsession with Japanese culture exacerbated that) and I've heard from credible sources that a lot of Japanese girls dig American guys.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 07:52 PM (kumBu)

98 >>>>Begins with M, ends with Y.

Massage Assplay?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 07:52 PM (3NYhr)

Posted by: The Department of Justice at August 29, 2016 07:53 PM (EUMr7)

100 Had no idea only 1/3 of NYC was married ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 07:53 PM (fiGNd)

101 Celibate City.

Posted by: David Bowie at August 29, 2016 07:54 PM (qlPzn)

102 97 "We all know what you're thinking. **over there, I'm WAY above average**

Posted by: pep at August 29, 2016 07:49 PM (LAe3v) "

I mean, that's a part of it, but it's mostly that I've always had a thing for Asian women (I'm sure my obsession with Japanese culture exacerbated that) and I've heard from credible sources that a lot of Japanese girls dig American guys.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 07:52 PM (kumBu

To be fair, if you lived on a toxic radiation saturated island, you would want to get off as well.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 07:54 PM (uG7LM)

103 >>>I've heard from credible sources that a lot of Japanese girls dig American guys.

Before the Frau, I spent a couple of memorable weeks in that country.

Memorable.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 07:55 PM (EUMr7)

104 And I will be considered tall-ish in Japan, which helps.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 07:55 PM (kumBu)

105 It's hard to have sex in this day and age when you can't put down your phone. If these people find someone, do they debate who gets to take the first selfie? Two SJW"s having sex is like pissing in the wind.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 07:55 PM (7aEDH)

106 I see the massive flaw in this study right at first glance.

Here is the summary, quoted by Ace:

"Nearly a third of all of the city's adults said they had not had intercourse or oral sex in a year, according to the latest 2014 statistics."

Notice something missing?

ANAL.

That's right, my friends -- New Yorkers are having more sex than ever, but these days it's almost all anal sex. Which doesn't show up in these stats.

Also: Foot jobs. That's probably 15% of the population right there.

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 07:55 PM (jBuUi)

107 Got it!

Megyn Kelly!

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 07:55 PM (uG7LM)

108 Interesting.
After the 911 attacks I read reports of a dramatic uptick in activity.
Not that I know anything about that...

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2016 07:55 PM (w7KSn)

109 101 Celibate City.
Posted by: David Bowie at August 29, 2016 07:54 PM (qlPzn)

What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (ItPma)

110 There just might be a solution to this problem. Begins with M, ends with Y.
Posted by: Every generation before the boomers at August 29, 2016 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

Money?
Mayday?
Monopoly?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

111 >>>That's right, my friends -- New Yorkers are having more sex than ever, but these days it's almost all anal sex

Back to the drawing board, guys.

Posted by: San Francisco Tourism Committee at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (EUMr7)

112 The really need to try more butt stuff.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

113
I guess fleet week ain't what it used to be

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2016 07:58 PM (lKyWE)

114 What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (ItPma)

Rape, 20 to life.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 07:58 PM (uG7LM)

115 109 101 Celibate City.
Posted by: David Bowie at August 29, 2016 07:54 PM (qlPzn)

What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (ItPma)

ma'am uoy knaht mab mahw

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 07:59 PM (0mRoj)

116
>>>What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

Need some ice on that?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 29, 2016 07:59 PM (EUMr7)

117 That's right, my friends -- New Yorkers are having more sex than ever,
but these days it's almost all anal sex. Which doesn't show up in these
stats.

Also: Foot jobs. That's probably 15% of the population right there.

----------------------------

I combine the two.

Posted by: A Gal Named Roxy at August 29, 2016 07:59 PM (DW+jj)

118 106 Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 07:55 PM (jBuUi)

Q: What are the 3 best things about anal sex?

A: Location, location, location.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:59 PM (ItPma)

119 What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

We wrote a song about this ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA2N7XbaG4I

Posted by: Buck Owens and the Buckaroos at August 29, 2016 08:00 PM (fiGNd)

120 What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Missed Connections ad on craislist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2016 08:00 PM (V3IFq)

121 112 The really need to try more butt stuff.
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Tyii7

The anal warts say you don't.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 08:00 PM (uG7LM)

122 If I can make it there,
I'll make it anywhere.

Posted by: MR Sinatra, punk at August 29, 2016 08:00 PM (eZG4P)

123 [Puts on "alt-right" hat:]

The reason so few New York white men are reporting having personally participated in sexual intercourse in recent years is that they're all CUCKOLDS who sadly half-fap their limp Weiners as they watch Wifey get schlonged by Paolo.

(There -- I squeezed as many topical memes as possible into one sentence. Impressive!)

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 08:00 PM (jBuUi)

124 113
I guess fleet week ain't what it used to be
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2016 07:58 PM (lKyWE)

New hotness - Fleet enema.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 08:00 PM (ItPma)

125 >>>
What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

I'd love to come to your tea party.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 29, 2016 08:01 PM (EUMr7)

126 You ain't had butt stuff until you had an Afghan or Paki. OK, refugee employment at 100%.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 08:01 PM (7aEDH)

127 "The really need to try more butt stuff.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Tyii7) "

Hope, we can't take any more. One more and you're going to precipitate a full breach!

Posted by: Hope's Inner Butt Muscles at August 29, 2016 08:01 PM (kumBu)

128 >>>
What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

"Somebody just crawled in bed with me."

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 08:02 PM (EUMr7)

129 >>What's the opposite of "wham bam thank you ma'am?"

A restraining order?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 08:03 PM (a8570)

130 "Also: Foot jobs. That's probably 15% of the population right there."

SHUT. UP!

Posted by: Dick Morris at August 29, 2016 08:03 PM (97XyN)

131 PRIMA NOCTA IS OUT ?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 29, 2016 08:04 PM (fiGNd)

132 And in other news:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3764076/

Getting what Andrew Weiner could only hope to get.

(I'm torn. If she were my daughter I might be less than impressed. If I were fifteen years older...)

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 08:04 PM (o+SC1)

133 Posted by: Hope's Inner Butt Muscles

Just relax. And use more lube. See my various web sites for pointers.

Posted by: A Gal Named Roxy at August 29, 2016 08:04 PM (DW+jj)

134 >>That's right, my friends -- New Yorkers are having more sex than ever,
but these days it's almost all anal sex. Which doesn't show up in these
stats.

Also: Foot jobs. That's probably 15% of the population right there.

That makes sense - way more believable than celibacy.

(And I will not be binging 'foot jobs')

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

135 >>>PRIMA NOCTA IS OUT ?

Old memes. They still delight.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 29, 2016 08:04 PM (EUMr7)

136 Can anybody explain to me under what authority is the Obama administration allowing US control of ICANN to being controlled by a multilateral body most likely the United Nations International Telecommunications Union?

Wouldn't this require an act of congress?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2016 08:05 PM (s7tob)

137 One more and you're going to precipitate a full breach!

Where are the dilithium crystals kept?

Posted by: bananaDream at August 29, 2016 08:05 PM (Ag8Mw)

138 My squeakhole selfies will get them aroused again.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 08:05 PM (Tyii7)

139 Another advantage to anal. You are always ready to travel on short notice since your shit is already packed.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 29, 2016 08:05 PM (CDowr)

140 Tinder: yet another reason to not have a "smart" phone...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2016 08:06 PM (GHdiF)

141 >>>
Can anybody explain to me under what authority is the Obama
administration allowing US control of ICANN to being controlled by a
multilateral body most likely the United Nations International
Telecommunications Union?

Wouldn't this require an act of congress?

Fuck you, peasant.

Posted by: An Otherwise Innocuous Pen and Phone at August 29, 2016 08:07 PM (EUMr7)

142 (And I will not be binging 'foot jobs')
Posted by: Lizzy

That's wise -- if you bing them, it gets too sloppy.

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 08:07 PM (jBuUi)

143 26 Who would fuck a New Yorker?

Well New York has an extraordinary number of Victoria's Secrets models living here. That's just for starters.

Yeah, but Leo DeCaprio has dibs on all of those.

Posted by: Keith at August 29, 2016 08:07 PM (frPU1)

144
Can anybody explain to me under what authority is the Obama administration allowing US control of ICANN to being controlled by a multilateral body most likely the United Nations International Telecommunications Union?

Wouldn't this require an act of congress?

I have an i-pen and an i-phone.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 29, 2016 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

145 "Where are the dilithium crystals kept?

Posted by: bananaDream at August 29, 2016 08:05 PM (Ag8Mw) "

Hidden in Megan Rapinoe's outer labia, where no man will ever find them.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 08:08 PM (kumBu)

146 Another advantage to anal. You are always ready to travel on short notice since your shit is already packed.

Not true ... as fate would have it.

Fags spend all night packing their shit. Lesbians just go lickety-split.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:08 PM (fiGNd)

147 Can anybody explain to me under what authority is the Obama administration allowing US control of ICANN to being controlled by a multilateral body most likely the United Nations International Telecommunications Union?

Wouldn't this require an act of congress?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2016 08:05 PM (s7tob)

You've got it backwards. Stopping any of the illegal stuff that Barky does requires an act of Congress and this bunch of Vichy Republican collaborators would rather be flayed alive than lift one finger to even try to stop their Indonesian butt-buddy from doing anything that pops into that anti-Western, 84 IQ pea-brain of his.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 29, 2016 08:09 PM (zc3Db)

148 New Yorkers having less sex? Are you f***ing kidding me?

Posted by: New Yawk Stereotype at August 29, 2016 08:09 PM (6n332)

149 Does the Prince song "Get Off " apply here?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 08:09 PM (7aEDH)

150 >>>Fags spend all night packing their shit. Lesbians just go lickety-split.

That's hateful to us non-binarys.

Posted by: A8N4721 at August 29, 2016 08:09 PM (EUMr7)

151 (And I will not be binging 'foot jobs')

like a hand j*b, but with the added attraction of possibly getting an athlete's foot infection on your private parts...

what's not to love?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2016 08:10 PM (GHdiF)

152 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 08:08 PM (kumBu)

Broseidon, Sixkiller, which kind of ZMA do you guys get?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 08:10 PM (EbPm5)

153 Do you remember when we used to sing.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 08:11 PM (Tyii7)

154 @19: "Can a guy at least get a blowjob around here?"

Sure, you can come blow us. And we're not simply suggesting, tiny.

Posted by: Pretty much everyone on Riker's Island at August 29, 2016 08:11 PM (rznWS)

155 ::: reads sidebar comment :::

"People are stimulating their brains with electrical current... Apparently you can do this with $30 worth of kit from Radio Shack."

::: rushes in great excitement down to Radio Shack :::

::: morosely ponders boarded-up storefront after arrival :::

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 08:11 PM (noWW6)

156 OMG, Jack Horner's 19 year old ex wife looks not a day over14 in that photo.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 08:11 PM (NOIQH)

157 >>>like a hand j*b, but with the added attraction of possibly getting an athlete's foot infection on your private parts...

So it's like a flight with Jeff Epstein?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 29, 2016 08:11 PM (EUMr7)

158 >>like a hand j*b, but with the added attraction of possibly getting an athlete's foot infection on your private parts...

Ha ha, I was imagining it was closer to f#sting.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 08:13 PM (NOIQH)

159 >>Jack Horner's 19 year old ex wife looks not a day over14 in that photo.

It was the pizza pie that got her.

Posted by: Jack at August 29, 2016 08:13 PM (EUMr7)

160 Well, I see this thread has devolved into the usual indecent scatological and sexual references. Some smart military blog this is.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at August 29, 2016 08:15 PM (97XyN)

161 When my moon's in your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

162 Barbara Streisand is campaigning for Trump. She threatened to move to Australia if he wins.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 29, 2016 08:15 PM (CDowr)

163 Ha ha, I was imagining it was closer to f#sting

Do not tell Ace.

He is all about the f#sting now. Intermittent f#sting. I guess you have to take a break from that shit now and then. I'm sure it does create quite the shit show. I shit you not.

f#sting f#sting f#sting ... all the time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

164 158 >>like a hand j*b, but with the added attraction of possibly getting an athlete's foot infection on your private parts...

Ha ha, I was imagining it was closer to f#sting.
Posted by: Lizzy

Gay guy limps into a bar, with another gay gay dangled from the end of his ankle. Bartender says, "Sorry, Football Night isn't until Saturday."

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 08:16 PM (jBuUi)

165 Is dating in NY anything like dating in SoCal?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 08:17 PM (0mRoj)

166 Is it possible to derail a sex thread. Hmmm

10 Fantastic Board Games You Need to Play.

https://youtu.be/MRSfH0JulF4

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2016 08:17 PM (z/Ubi)

167 I sense a frustrated and ready market for 33-S class Boomers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2016 08:17 PM (k/wT0)

168 One year?

Pikers.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 08:17 PM (0vI5X)

169 Yeah, I stuck in my thumb, and pulled out a perfect specimen of Rhamphorhynchus muensteri, and it was all over from there.

Posted by: Jack at August 29, 2016 08:17 PM (EUMr7)

170 163 Ha ha, I was imagining it was closer to f#sting

Do not tell Ace.

He is all about the f#sting now. Intermittent f#sting. I guess you have to take a break from that shit now and then. I'm sure it does create quite the shit show. I shit you not.

f#sting f#sting f#sting ... all the time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

Ah, the inoffensive made utterly filthy through extraneous censorship.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 08:18 PM (0mRoj)

171 "Can anybody explain to me under what authority is the Obama
administration allowing US control of ICANN to being controlled by a
multilateral body most likely the United Nations International
Telecommunications Union? Wouldn't this require an act of congress?"

The farcical Iran nuclear "deal" cooked up by al-Buraq was by any measure a treaty. A treaty requiring full formal Senate ratification. Which many Senators in risky seats found to be a queasy proposition.

The establishment GOP in the Senate, heeding the admonitions of their donor class to get the deal done or else, devised Bob Corker's facially unconstitutional enabling bill.

Then in the aftermath, they realized that they needn't have even gone to that length. No fig leaf of concealment had been required. No elaborate circumlocutions had to be spoken. The country is so distracted and narcotized and pig-ignorant now that hardly anyone even noticed what had just happened.

So from now on they're just going to do what they want, when they want to do it, and be amazingly brazen about doing so.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 08:18 PM (noWW6)

172 if footing takes the place of f*sting, proctologists and gynecologists all over the world will rejoice

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2016 08:18 PM (GHdiF)

173 "Broseidon, Sixkiller, which kind of ZMA do you guys get?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 08:10 PM (EbPm5) "

I actually haven't tried ZMA yet, but I probably should since it's also a sleep aid. For my insomnia I've been using a pill with GABA instead. I take all the component parts - I take a supplement with zinc and B-6, and I take magnesium chloride separately on Sixkiller's rec to help with DOMS.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 08:18 PM (kumBu)

174 Well, at least I'm not the only one not getting any. That doesn't really make me feel better but I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 08:19 PM (0mRoj)

175 Experts aren't talking to me.

Believe me.

Posted by: Donald J Trump at August 29, 2016 08:19 PM (ACqhm)

176 Intermittent f*sting? You mean you can stop?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 29, 2016 08:19 PM (JO9+V)

177 While driving in my little red corvette in the purple rain I couldn't get off.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 08:20 PM (7aEDH)

178 So, is it no sex at all, or just not with other people?

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2016 08:20 PM (zLDYs)

179 Experts aren't talking to me.

Believe me.
Posted by: Donald J Trump at August 29, 2016 08:19 PM (ACqhm)

Then I suggest you run, since it was the experts that got us into this mess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:20 PM (Ozsfq)

180 Let's be honest. The only people choosing to not have sex are women.

The rest of us just live in their awful world.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 08:20 PM (0vI5X)

181 Also: kegeling, or so I've read.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:20 PM (g6yUI)

182
Meanwhile Bill Clinton thinks Detroit should be rebuilt by Syrian refugees.

Because.... reasons.

Story over at Andrew's place.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 08:21 PM (ODxAs)

183 So, is it no sex at all, or just not with other people?

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2016 08:20 PM (zLDYs)

Wait a minute! Other people? You can haz other people?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 08:21 PM (JO9+V)

184 181 Also: kegeling, or so I've read.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:20 PM (g6yUI)

Is that anything like rugelach?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 08:21 PM (0mRoj)

185 >>Also: kegeling

That's that crappy Beer from PA, right?

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 08:22 PM (0vI5X)

186 Phsshtok would be dropping an asteroid on such a defective group of breeders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2016 08:23 PM (k/wT0)

187 Blow jobs, hand jobs, foot jobs, snow jobs, are just a few of the many jobs Americans refuse to do.

Posted by: Our Overloards at August 29, 2016 08:23 PM (uG7LM)

188 185 >>Also: kegeling

That's that crappy Beer from PA, right?
Posted by: garrett

No -- kegeling is how I flatten my aluminum cans for the recycling.

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 08:24 PM (jBuUi)

189 Maybe it's because more New Yorkers are getting married?

Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2016 08:24 PM (k0G44)

190 182
Meanwhile Bill Clinton thinks Detroit should be rebuilt by Syrian refugees.

And rename it East Damascas?

I wonder at what point will Bill's STD's finally consume his brain?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 08:24 PM (20X6f)

191 @anna +100 for the Pak reference.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2016 08:25 PM (ACqhm)

192 Also: Squats.

Ace, we don't judge.

OK, we judge, a little. Degenerate.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 29, 2016 08:25 PM (Kucy5)

193 189 Maybe it's because more New Yorkers are getting married?
Posted by: Dang at August 29, 2016 08:24 PM (k0G44)

And they said gay marriage would have no consequences.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2016 08:25 PM (z/Ubi)

194 @171

It's insane, I read that Cruz and another senator are going to put forth a bill that would stop it but the Donks would just filabuster it and even if it passed Obama would just veto it and do it anyway.

We literally have a rogue executive tearing the constitution to shreds.

And Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnel just stand there with their thumbs up their ass.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2016 08:25 PM (s7tob)

195
Barbara Streisand is campaigning for Trump. She threatened to move to Australia if he wins.
Posted by: Willy J. at August 29, 2016 08:15 PM

What do the Australians say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

196 kegeling is a variety of bowling

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 08:26 PM (c6/9Q)

197 OT, kinda, since we're also talking about assholes, etc...

seems CK called out Hillary during his interview.

www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-29/what-media -did-not-report-here-ignored-part-kaepernicks-speech

interesting, but he's still a douche in my book: i should be so oppressed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2016 08:26 PM (GHdiF)

198 And Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnel just stand there with their thumbs up their ass.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2016 08:25 PM (s7tob)

Thumb-jobs, too, huh?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 29, 2016 08:26 PM (zc3Db)

199 Less New Yorkers having sex? Win. Plus, lower abortion rates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)

200 34 If they tax our sodas and booze to make us drink less, and they tax tobacco to make us smoke and dip less, they tax our income to...?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 29, 2016 08:27 PM (Kucy5)

201 196 kegeling is a variety of bowling

Its like curling but with kegs?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 08:27 PM (20X6f)

202 What do the Australians say?>>>

Crikey!

Posted by: Willy J. at August 29, 2016 08:28 PM (CDowr)

203
kegeling is a variety of bowling

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 08:26 PM (c6/9Q)

That game they play on ice with the broom sweeping?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 08:28 PM (JO9+V)

204 "Meanwhile Bill Clinton thinks Detroit should be rebuilt by Syrian refugees."

The compound in Chappaqua, where Billy Jeff holes up with his socialite squeeze the "Energizer Bunny" while Hillary's busy elsewhere, is over 500 miles away from Detroit. He's building in a reasonable safety margin.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 08:28 PM (noWW6)

205 Its like curling but with kegs?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 08:27 PM (20X6f)
no, that would be curkeling

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 08:28 PM (c6/9Q)

206 Good, now if we can just shut down NYC's sperm banks we can turn the country sane in 30-40 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:29 PM (SzZnW)

207 How accurate is this? I imagine the commonest response to: "I'm from the health department. How many beejers have you received or given last year?"

would be, "But first..."

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:29 PM (g6yUI)

208 Fuckin left wingers on FB are literally masturbating over kaepernick. So that should satisfy their yearly sex quota

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:30 PM (Ozsfq)

209 More NY'kers doing butt stuff means less people being born with shit for brains.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 08:30 PM (7aEDH)

210 Its like curling but with kegs?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 08:27 PM (20X6f)
no, that would be curkeling

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 08:28 PM (c6/9Q)

sorry, I misspelled that - cukegling

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 08:30 PM (c6/9Q)

211
Good, now if we can just shut down NYC's sperm banks we can turn the country sane in 30-40 years.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:29 PM

It'll take more than that.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at August 29, 2016 08:30 PM (IqV8l)

212 3 Posted by: Very Undude at August 29, 2016 07:11 PM (2X7pN)

Yup, I wholeheartedly encourage the left to go the way of the Shakers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakers

The Shakers dominated my home area of Ohio until they quite literally bred themselves into oblivion by uh not breeding.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (SzZnW)

213 FYI - I mentioned this the other day, but Kate Upton is continuing to not have sex with me.

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Sfs6o)

214 By the by has everyone seen the pic of The FAB and Huma in almost matching moo moo's. My G-D they both have asses the size of Texas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Ozsfq)

215 sorry, I misspelled that - cukegling

Best domestic beer in the US. They don't sell that shit in Indiana, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (fiGNd)

216 211 Posted by: Snake Plissken at August 29, 2016 08:30 PM (IqV8l)

WE ARE ON IT MY REPTILE FRIEND!

//Obama's Iranian Pay Masters

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:32 PM (SzZnW)

217 The compound in Chappaqua, where Billy Jeff holes up with his socialite
squeeze the "Energizer Bunny" while Hillary's busy elsewhere, is over
500 miles away from Detroit. He's building in a reasonable safety
margin.>>>

There was a shooting at a deli in Chappaqua near the Clinton compound. Don't know if a syrian was involved though.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h9rj67m

Posted by: Willy J. at August 29, 2016 08:33 PM (CDowr)

218 Dude ... what do I have to do ? Beg ?

Posted by: Weasel's Right Hand at August 29, 2016 08:33 PM (fiGNd)

219 Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!......sorry, couldn't help it.

Hey, does he get his own reality tv show now?

Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2016 08:33 PM (x9c8r)

220
Best domestic beer in the US. They don't sell that shit in Indiana, though.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM

Have to drive over to Ohio. Sorta like they used to drive out West to buy Coors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

221 218 well hell - that's pretty much the same deal right there!

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 08:34 PM (Sfs6o)

222 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Ozsfq)

Huma is likely too small to have a large posterior; She's a very slender woman/ I think she's wearing a loose fitting top which makes almost anyone look large.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:34 PM (6HqlZ)

223 Best domestic beer in the US. They don't sell that shit in Indiana, though.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM

Have to drive over to Ohio. Sorta like they used to drive out West to buy Coors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

What Gennose Cream Ale or Rolling Rock does not light your fire?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:35 PM (Ozsfq)

224 The left could never be as decent a group of people as the Skakers were/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:35 PM (6HqlZ)

225 Kegeling is exercising the kegel muscle. This exists in both men's and women's urethras. You get the feel for it by starting to urinate and then stopping before any comes out. Flex, release, etc. and you can build up its strength. It can allow older people to remain continent.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:35 PM (g6yUI)

226 By the by has everyone seen the pic of The FAB and Huma in almost matching moo moo's. My G-D they both have asses the size of Texas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Ozsfq)

In olden days, they were measured by axe handle.

Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2016 08:36 PM (x9c8r)

227 Well, at least I'm not the only one not getting any. That doesn't really make me feel better but I'll take what I can get.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 08:19 PM (0mRoj)

If I only had to go a year in between, I'd be thrilled.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 08:36 PM (EbPm5)

228 Huma is likely too small to have a large posterior; She's a very slender woman/ I think she's wearing a loose fitting top which makes almost anyone look large.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:34 PM (6HqlZ)

I don't know...that looks like a pretty big cabbose there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:36 PM (Ozsfq)

229 If I only had to go a year in between, I'd be thrilled.

Oh, cry me a damn river.

I'm working on a friggin' DECK to try and get some.

Bitch please.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:37 PM (fiGNd)

230 226 Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2016 08:36 PM (x9c8r)

I'm ON IT!

//Michelle "Two Axe Handles" Obama

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:37 PM (SzZnW)

231 "The Shakers dominated my home area of Ohio until they quite literally bred themselves into oblivion by uh not breeding.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (SzZnW) "

You're from The Heights, too? (I'm actually from Pepper Pike - but I live here now)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 08:37 PM (kumBu)

232 Best domestic beer in the US. They don't sell that shit in Indiana, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:31 PM (fiGNd)

they were acquired by ambev, so it's all downhill from there, damn Brazilians they ruin everything

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (c6/9Q)

233 Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:35 PM (g6yUI)

What if you get a tear, pull, cramp?

Posted by: BignJames at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (x9c8r)

234 Huma is likely too small to have a large posterior; She's a very slender woman/ I think she's wearing a loose fitting top which makes almost anyone look large.

Huma is slender and she's a good looking girl.

I feel sorry for her. I don't think she and Hillary are lovers, but she's trapped in this "fetch me my tea" relationship that feels somewhat abusive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (mgbwf)

235 KC kicking the shit out of my Yankees.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (Ozsfq)

236 "What Gennose Cream Ale or Rolling Rock does not light your fire?"

RR accepted a buyout. Their previously acceptable product was immediately adulterated by the corporate purchaser.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 08:39 PM (noWW6)

237 Does it really say "Sex and City"?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2016 08:39 PM (AroJD)

238
Study Finds More New Yorkers Abstaining from Sex

Yeah -- well, they forgot to count me.

Didn't get this Mika-stank all over me from playing stick-ball.

Posted by: Moaning Joe Scarborough

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 08:39 PM (kdS6q)

239 228 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:36 PM (Ozsfq)

Depending on what day of the week it is I sometimes wonder if Huma is in fact one of the unhappiest people on the Earth. You are an agent for the Wahabbists in Saudi and you are assigned to be Ant'knee Wienah's beard and Hillary's Designated Licker...

Then other days I wonder if Ant'knee is in fact a closeted patriot trying desperately to keep his wife from running the US through Grammy....

then other days I wonder if this is all some fucked up weirdo's scenario in "The Matrix"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:39 PM (SzZnW)

240 >>Meanwhile Bill Clinton thinks Detroit should be rebuilt by Syrian refugees.

You mean like the way they recently rebuilt Syria?

Hope Democrat voters are taking notice: first they destroy your city, next they demand the rest of the country be liable for its bills (thanks to graft), and then they finish it off by inviting in people from war-torn countries to "fix" it (because they've done such a bang-up job in their home country?).

*Think they'll ever figure out ol' Bill just said that Syrian refugee are better at taking care of Detroit than Detroit residents?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 08:40 PM (NOIQH)

241 >>>It can allow older people to remain continent.

I'm ready for that!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 29, 2016 08:40 PM (EUMr7)

242
I noticed that too about Huma in the Drudge picture of her with the Beast. That ass is getting wide if it's not just illusion.

This stupid cable box I've got will get the aspect ratio screwed up occasionally, and when I get to thinking I'm seeing some wide asses, that's what it usually is.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 08:40 PM (DW+jj)

243 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:36 PM (Ozsfq)

Looks like her shirt is hiked up, but it's possible that she may be eating more because Weiner is such a jerk. Of course, she could look like Kate Upton and she'd still likely be a spy for the Muslim Brotherhood. I;d rather someone have a fat rear than a fat had and one filled with dangerous ideas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:40 PM (6HqlZ)

244
Huma is likely too small to have a large posterior; She's a very slender woman/ I think she's wearing a loose fitting top which makes almost anyone look large.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:34 PM (6HqlZ)

I dunno, she looks awful hippy in that pic. Lots of small women have big asses.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 08:41 PM (EbPm5)

245 RR accepted a buyout. Their previously acceptable product was immediately adulterated by the corporate purchaser.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 08:39 PM (noWW6)

really? I did not know that. Going to school in upstate ny, back in the day, we drank our share of Gennie, Rolling Rock, and Utica Club

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:41 PM (Ozsfq)

246 234 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (mgbwf)

Hummer left a Clinton sinecure to sponge bath Grammy....

if they ain't lovers she is the most dedicated enemy agent I know of and I have a lot of knowledge of counter-intel figures.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:41 PM (SzZnW)

247 'I feel sorry for her.'

I don't. She is enabling evil.

Posted by: Joe at August 29, 2016 08:41 PM (BO/km)

248 @222 no I think baby's got back.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2016 08:42 PM (ACqhm)

249 And we're coming ... to your city.
Gonna' get our kill on and lay down Sharia law ...

Posted by: Big and Islam at August 29, 2016 08:42 PM (fiGNd)

250 I don't. She is enabling evil.
Posted by: Joe at August 29, 2016 08:41 PM (BO/km)

yup and thus she is evil herself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:42 PM (Ozsfq)

251 Don't cry for me Argentina. I'm gonna be the new Sham-Wow! guy.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 08:43 PM (97XyN)

252 I can't imagine Hillary treats Huma all that well all the time either. if you[re pathologically mean you're probably like that to most people with very few exceptions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6HqlZ)

253 If I only had to go a year in between, I'd be thrilled.

Oh, cry me a damn river.

I'm working on a friggin' DECK to try and get some.

Bitch please.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:37 PM (fiGNd)

I could have a deck done in 6 months or less. Probably a week or two for you.

So stop whining! !! : )

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 08:43 PM (EbPm5)

254 >>>What if you get a tear, pull, cramp?
Posted by: BignJames

I'm not a doctor, but I doubt anyone could flex hard enough to do damage. It's mostly to help women recover if they become incontinent through childbirth.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:43 PM (g6yUI)

255 As for Huma what normal person would leave their son with a pervert like weiner?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:43 PM (Ozsfq)

256 really? I did not know that. Going to school in upstate ny, back in the day, we drank our share of Gennie, Rolling Rock, and Utica Club

Dude ... I stole many times my body weight in Falls City from my Dad and His Dad.

Never told myself the shit was good, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:44 PM (fiGNd)

257
Huma is slender and she's a good looking girl. I feel sorry for her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

"Why can't Eva Braun meet just -- you know -- a nice guy?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 08:44 PM (kdS6q)

258
New York. Full of Anthony Weiner types. Shocka

Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2016 08:45 PM (a0xe8)

259 231 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 08:37 PM (kumBu)

I'm from Fairborn.

My Maternal Family is from Troy, my Paternal family helped open up the state and followed the river west to Cincy over the decades and then followed the jobs north.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 08:45 PM (SzZnW)

260 Never told myself the shit was good, though.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:44 PM (find)

Who said it was good. It WAS available. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:45 PM (Ozsfq)

261 I feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (mgbwf)

Not in the least little bit. She hasn't even gotten 1/100th of what she deserves.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 29, 2016 08:45 PM (zc3Db)

262 Later Horde.

NGU ... Country ... funny shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:46 PM (fiGNd)

263 Seems to me that squats and sex could be combined. For the athletic among us, of course.

Posted by: RI Red at August 29, 2016 08:46 PM (rdznT)

264

Huma knows who he is. Has for a while now

If Hillary is elected, it's already known Huma was planning on living in the white house, leaving her kids behind

She is no victim. The kid is

Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2016 08:46 PM (a0xe8)

265 Why hasn't Tony Weiner exercised his right to honor kill his wife for lack of sexual favors? With a muslim wife, he's a big time Sharia pimp daddy now, isn't he?

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 08:47 PM (HVQlX)

266 She is no victim. The kid is
Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2016 08:46 PM (a0xe

the Kid is a prop, just like chelsea was

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:48 PM (Ozsfq)

267 Who would leave their little kid like that. She isn't in the military. Kid is a prop. A beard

Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2016 08:48 PM (a0xe8)

268 I feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (mgbwf)

Not in the least little bit. She hasn't even gotten 1/100th of what she deserves.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 29, 2016 08:45 PM (zc3Db)

I really hope God takes me last on Judgment Day. I wanna see all these Prog Scum get their just desserts.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 08:48 PM (EbPm5)

269 Heavy. Drinking.

Aging.

Heavy. Drinking.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 29, 2016 08:48 PM (zu88C)

270 Huma's mother must be so conflicted about Weiner. Torn between advising her daughter "He's your husband. You must obey and do whatever he says", and " He is a filthy Jew. Behead him."

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:49 PM (g6yUI)

271 Huma's mother must be so conflicted about Weiner. Torn between advising her daughter "He's your husband. You must obey and do whatever he says", and " He is a filthy Jew. Behead him."
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:49 PM (g6yUI)

that's some funny shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:49 PM (Ozsfq)

272 If squats are a sexual outlet you are doing it wrong.

Or else I am.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2016 08:49 PM (ACqhm)

273 Unemployment over 40 will kill the hell out of your sex drive.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 29, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)

274 She is no victim. The kid is
Posted by: ThunderB

This. I feel bad for the kid. He has had nothing normal surrounding him. Just twisted, amorality. The kid is doomed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 08:50 PM (20X6f)

275 Huma is a fifth column. That's why she married, and stayed, with Weiner. What better cover than a Jewish politician

Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2016 08:50 PM (a0xe8)

276 "Why can't Eva Braun meet just -- you know -- a nice guy?"

OK, that's funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 08:50 PM (mgbwf)

277 >>I don't know...that looks like a pretty big cabbose there
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Why do you say that? The fact there is a guy with a Conductor's hat walking behind me swinging a red lantern doesn't mean shit.

Posted by: Huma at August 29, 2016 08:51 PM (c7vUv)

278 You know, maybe Huma & Hillary had the Weiner sexting leaked to distract from the revelations that Huma is an editor on that Sharia rag, and connected to MB, etc

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 08:52 PM (Om16U)

279 Not that bad yet NGU.
3-0?
He'll the Rally Mantis isn't even warming up yet.

Posted by: teej at August 29, 2016 08:53 PM (NWmy4)

280 I get some good laughs here...keeps me sane or relatively sane

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:53 PM (Ozsfq)

281 When Weiner's son is 30, will he appreciate lefing through the family photo album and seeing his father doing a dick pic with him fast asleep in the background? Maybe that revulsion will be enough to make him a conservative.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:53 PM (g6yUI)

282 I really hope God takes me last on Judgment Day. I wanna see all these Prog Scum get their just desserts.

I don't know if it works that way. We may just get our own home movie alone with God while everybody else has their turn at what seems another time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:53 PM (6HqlZ)

283 You know, maybe Huma & Hillary had the Weiner sexting leaked to distract from the revelations that Huma is an editor on that Sharia rag, and connected to MB, etc

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 08:52 PM (Om16U)

The sharia mag thing has been known for years, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 29, 2016 08:53 PM (zc3Db)

284 >>>You know, maybe Huma & Hillary had the Weiner sexting leaked to distract from the revelations that Huma is an editor on that Sharia rag, and connected to MB, etc<<<

Wag the Dong

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 08:54 PM (HVQlX)

285 Not that bad yet NGU.
3-0?
He'll the Rally Mantis isn't even warming up yet.
Posted by: teej at August 29, 2016 08:53 PM (NWmy4)

yeah but pineda looks like he is ready to implode any minute

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 08:54 PM (Ozsfq)

286

Perfect time to make Huma a "victim "

Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2016 08:54 PM (a0xe8)

287 Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 08:52 PM (Om16U)

I think so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:54 PM (6HqlZ)

288 Between Hope Solo, that Amazonian Horror from Ghostbusters and Tony Weiner's junk popping up all over the place, can you blame them?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2016 08:56 PM (ej1L0)

289 Huma is slender and she's a good looking girl.

Umm, no. You could cut glass with her face.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 08:59 PM (0mRoj)

290 Don't get to watch.
But then, I've got hall of famer Denny Matthews on the radio.

Posted by: teej at August 29, 2016 09:00 PM (NWmy4)

291
Between Hope Solo, that Amazonian Horror from Ghostbusters and Tony Weiner's junk....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

....We can almost spell "O-H-I-O".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 09:02 PM (kdS6q)

292 >>If squats are a sexual outlet you are doing it wrong.

Or else I am.
Posted by: blaster

You are.

Posted by: Reverse Cowgirl at August 29, 2016 09:02 PM (c7vUv)

293 291 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 09:02 PM (kdS6q)

Ohio's sister state O-I-H-O

//Bronk

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 09:03 PM (SzZnW)

294 My ex wife left me for an Axe Handle attached to a refurbished jackhammer.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:03 PM (kBiSH)

295 Don't know about Huma's butt but she is sporting some thunder thighs in the pic.

Posted by: Javems at August 29, 2016 09:03 PM (yOqwj)

296 "Nearly a third of all of the city's adults said they had not had intercourse or oral sex in a year, according to the latest 2014 statistics."

THAT third is muslim, and sheep don't count.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 09:04 PM (gnL9O)

297 After this horrible Monday, Thanks for the laughs. I love this place.

Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2016 09:05 PM (uMDi3)

298 Yeah. Don't find Huma anywhere on my 'hot' scale.

Both she and her husband both seem to be uncomfortably low on body fat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 09:06 PM (uz/Pv)

299 over 40 will kill the hell out of your sex drive.
Posted by: Mortimer at August 29, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)

Along with not having a big income, owning a home and no retirement plan.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 09:07 PM (EbPm5)

300 292 >>If squats are a sexual outlet you are doing it wrong.

Or else I am.
Posted by: blaster

You are.
Posted by: Reverse Cowgirl

It all depends what you're squatting ON.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 09:07 PM (gnL9O)

301 274 She is no victim. The kid is
Posted by: ThunderB

This. I feel bad for the kid. He has had nothing normal surrounding him. Just twisted, amorality. The kid is doomed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 08:50 PM (20X6f)

His dad sexted a picture of his child laying next to him while he was hard to the busty woman.

Look kids do crawl into bed at inconvenient times and the games and mood ends.

This sick Fuck kept it going and included his boy. He should be put in prison. That is a sexual offenece in my book.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:08 PM (kBiSH)

302 In the Hamptons with Huma....

http://tinyurl.com/hnpjjem

Posted by: thancrazyjerseyguy at August 29, 2016 09:09 PM (8D00I)

303 I don't know if it works that way. We may just get our own home movie alone with God while everybody else has their turn at what seems another time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 08:53 PM (6HqlZ)

I think you're right. I'm just wishin'.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 29, 2016 09:09 PM (EbPm5)

304 234
Huma is slender and she's a good looking girl.

I feel sorry for her. I don't think she and Hillary are lovers, but she's trapped in this "fetch me my tea" relationship that feels somewhat abusive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 08:38 PM (mgbwf)

I do think she's kind of attractive, but I don't feel the least bit sorry for her. She's the enemy.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

305 Weiner-- chop his nuts and johnson off, give him some butt beads and send him on his way.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 09:11 PM (gnL9O)

306 Huma knows what kind of creep she's married to, so she knows what is going on. She's as culpable as boner-boy. This is a stunt to deflect attention from the flailing campaign. If she gave a shit she'd be in court.

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 09:11 PM (Sfs6o)

307 I don't know if it works that way. We may just get our own home movie alone with God while everybody else has their turn at what seems another time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Eschatology is a tar baby. Amil, premil, postmil. And nowhere is a particular belief in eschatology asserted to be necessary for salvation. People need to stop obsessing over it beyond the assertion, "someday there will be a reckoning, and you had better be prepared."

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 09:12 PM (g6yUI)

308 In the Hamptons with Huma....

http://tinyurl.com/hnpjjem

Posted by: thancrazyjerseyguy at August 29, 2016 09:09 PM (8D00I)

Poor widdle Huma let's all feel sorry for her. BS. And in the photos what in the hell is the Beast wearing? It looks like something that Phyllis Diller wouldn't touch. She also looks pickled. Without the jar.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 09:14 PM (auHtY)

309 Squats? Damn, I must have been doing them wrong. LMBO!

Posted by: no good deed at August 29, 2016 09:15 PM (9nt94)

310 Huma is attractive like I am a ballerina.

Posted by: navybrat at August 29, 2016 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

311 Carlos Danger weaseled his way into the upper reaches of the Clinton Crime Family, and then blew it.

Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2016 09:15 PM (cOwly)

312 Andrew Miller's slider is a gift from G-d, sent to us so that we may reflect on our own imperfections.

Okay, maybe not. But it is just about the nastiest pitch in baseball right now.

Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at August 29, 2016 09:16 PM (m0MkG)

313
Dude ... I stole many times my body weight in Falls City from my Dad and His Dad.

Never told myself the shit was good, though.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 08:44 PM

I didn't think it still existed. Guess I was wrong.

http://fallscitybeer.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 09:17 PM (IqV8l)

314 311 Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2016 09:15 PM (cOwly)

Point of order Agent Danger in fact lost his Caporegime position b/c he couldn't get it blown.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 09:17 PM (SzZnW)

315 302 In the Hamptons with Huma....

http://tinyurl.com/hnpjjem
Posted by: thancrazyjerseyguy at August 29, 2016 09:09 PM (8D00I)

Fifth picture down. That's what I'm talking about. Not bad at all. I'd hit it, if it weren't for the evil and Muslim Brotherhood stuff.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

316 Billy Jeff not keeping his pecker in his pocket has immunity. Weiner boy doesn't get that protection.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 09:19 PM (7aEDH)

317 Seems like Weiner has actually disgusted Democrats.

That takes some doing.

Posted by: blaster at August 29, 2016 09:19 PM (ACqhm)

318 I see they're getting excited about some supposed radio signal from a star with one known gas-giant exoplanet about 85 ly away.

Consider the power required. We couldn't even detect our own signals from Alpha Centauri, much less 100 ly.

If that's a spherical transmitter, then the power requirements are "Type II". If it was a narrow beam aimed right at our solar system, then it's still Type I level. Which are far beyond anything we are capable of doing.

Why would any advanced alien civ. waste this kind of energy on primitive radio signals?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:21 PM (DW+jj)

319 315 Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

One day Human and I were marooned on a desert island....

luckily there were palm trees so I used her face for a hatchet and set a fire....

we weren't saved BUT I felt better.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 09:21 PM (SzZnW)

320 317 Seems like Weiner has actually disgusted Democrats.

That takes some doing.
Posted by: blaster

Only because he got caught, twice. He damaged the Party so he will be un-personed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 09:22 PM (20X6f)

321 Only because he got caught, twice. He damaged the Party so he will be un-personed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 09:22 PM (20X6f)

twice? Try like 5 or 6 times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 09:24 PM (Ozsfq)

322 318 I see they're getting excited about some supposed radio signal from a star with one known gas-giant exoplanet about 85 ly away.

Consider the power required. We couldn't even detect our own signals from Alpha Centauri, much less 100 ly.

If that's a spherical transmitter, then the power requirements are "Type II". If it was a narrow beam aimed right at our solar system, then it's still Type I level. Which are far beyond anything we are capable of doing.

Why would any advanced alien civ. waste this kind of energy on primitive radio signals?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:21 PM (DW+jj)

Prepping the masses for when Obama and the Pope announce Aliens and UFO's are real and have been working with governments and institutions for many many years.

I believe it to be bullshit myself based on your thought process. But the masses and elites want ET so we get ET.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:25 PM (kBiSH)

323 Wonder if Hillary plans to let Huma live in the W.H. along with Grandma, you know, to be her son's caregiver.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 29, 2016 09:25 PM (GzDYP)

324 321 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 09:24 PM (Ozsfq)

It takes a special kind of person to use one's four year old as a prop in your sexual perversion....

frankly society caught up with Ant'knee and passed him by....

maybe he is the harbinger of the mainstreaming of pedobears....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 09:25 PM (SzZnW)

325 321: Heh! Ok, 5 or 6 times. I really wasn't paying that much attention to Weiner's fetishes. Still, he'll be un-personed because he embarrased The Party, not because he's a perv.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 09:26 PM (20X6f)

326 Seems like Weiner has actually disgusted Democrats.

He's not near valuable enough to the Left to get away with this stuff.

Now Teddy K., Bill C., etc....absolution up to and including murder. Hilly's gets away with high crimes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 09:27 PM (uz/Pv)

327 Being married to Huma, Weiner has only two degrees of separation from Hillary, striving for her precious life's dream of the Presidency, and he's hurting the effort.

He'll be lucky to come out of this alive.

Posted by: davidt at August 29, 2016 09:27 PM (cOwly)

328 Huma knows what kind of creep she's married to, so she knows what is going on. She's as culpable as boner-boy. This is a stunt to deflect attention from the flailing campaign. If she gave a shit she'd be in court.
Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 09:11 PM (Sfs6o)

Yup...and Hillary, being all-knowing, the smartest woman on earth and being married to a serial rapist/pervert herself, is responsible for allowing Huma and her circus of a marriage to be fostered on us, the American public.

Thanks Hillary!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 29, 2016 09:27 PM (ej1L0)

329 Huma reminds me of the girl from the well in the movie The Ring.

By all means piss her off.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:28 PM (kBiSH)

330 Poor widdle Huma

If she (by herself) has decided to separate, what in the world did she call the previous arrangement?

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 09:29 PM (ZxmMG)

331 Hagglus will be our shining symbol of a no sex, no joy,bend over-for-a-good-government -fuck .

Vote the Entrophy Bitch!

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at August 29, 2016 09:29 PM (3ZttN)

332 I want to see Weiner's face plastered everywhere for the next month. Huma left his ass but she hasn't said bupkiss about the kid.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 09:29 PM (7aEDH)

333 318 I see they're getting excited about some supposed radio signal from a star with one known gas-giant exoplanet about 85 ly away.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:21 PM (DW+jj)

The article also suggested that the star might be acting as a gravitational lens and amplifying a more distant radio source.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

334 lot of impersonal ways to satisfy the sex impulse now,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

*fap, fap, droop......fap,fap, droop*

*sigh*

Posted by: Mortimer at August 29, 2016 09:30 PM (zu88C)

335 What happened to ol' Sydney Leathers, Weiner's original sexting partner? Her porn career flopped, I think.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:30 PM (DW+jj)

336 If she (by herself) has decided to separate, what in the world did she call the previous arrangement?
Posted by: t-bird

Useful. Its not that anymore so Weiner will be sacreficed for Progress.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2016 09:30 PM (20X6f)

337 Before anyone cracks wise about me, I'm in Japan doing field research on tentacle porn and eyeball licking. Known here as "eyebarr ricking."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 07:20 PM

Eww. Assume you avoided typhoon troubles? You are over there on work, I missed that.

Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2016 09:30 PM (o/90i)

338 318 I see they're getting excited about some supposed radio signal from a star with one known gas-giant exoplanet about 85 ly away.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:21 PM (DW+jj)

The article also suggested that the star might be acting as a gravitational lens and amplifying a more distant radio source.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

Wait till you see the cook book this advance civilization has

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 09:31 PM (Ozsfq)

339 Seems like Weiner has actually disgusted Democrats.

Cannot be done. But he may disgust people the Democrats are trying to fool.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 09:31 PM (ZxmMG)

340 I want to see Weiner's face plastered everywhere for the next month. Huma left his ass but she hasn't said bupkiss about the kid.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 09:29 PM (7aEDH)

She's in the Hamptons at fund raisers for the Beast. I'm sure that kid isn't even an afterthought

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 09:31 PM (auHtY)

341 Seems to me that squats and sex could be combined. For the athletic among us, of course.

I'll bring the Coke bottle!

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 29, 2016 09:32 PM (ZxmMG)

342 Any Democrat 'disgusted' by Weiner needs to immediately have to answer for Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 09:32 PM (uz/Pv)

343 Back in college, during a junior year EM theory course, at the end of the semester, the prof did a couple of "special topics" things, just for fun, and one was "Why SETI is a waste of time and money, and is just silly."

It was all about the ridiculous power levels required to be detectable, and how that makes the whole thing just stupid.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (DW+jj)

344 At least I'm not aware that any of Weiner's targets were unwilling, unlike The Clenis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (uz/Pv)

345 >>Huma left his ass ...

She hasn't left mine.

Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (c7vUv)

346 340 I want to see Weiner's face plastered everywhere for the next month. Huma left his ass but she hasn't said bupkiss about the kid.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 09:29 PM (7aEDH)

She's in the Hamptons at fund raisers for the Beast. I'm sure that kid isn't even an afterthought
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 09:31 PM (auHtY)

I get the feeling the kid's an accessory, like a nice watch or a handbag.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)

347 The radio signal..... It's a cookbook!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)

348 Any Democrat 'disgusted' by Weiner needs to immediately have to answer for Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 09:32 PM (uz/Pv)

Just jump in the front seat. I take care of everything

Posted by: Clemenza at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (Ozsfq)

349 All around Anthony's house
The tweeter tweets the bimbo
Huma said now that's too much
Out goes the Weiner

Posted by: Norma Leigh at August 29, 2016 09:35 PM (FeOTH)

350
Wait till you see the cook book this advance civilization has
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 09:31 PM

Those radio signals are leakage from their microwave oven.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 09:35 PM (IqV8l)

351 I'm sure that kid isn't even an afterthought

They're just fattening him up so his liver can be harvested for Hillary by Throne Assumption Day.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 09:35 PM (oFSUK)

352 Maybe the signal contains detailed plans for some device. We build it. And it promptly explodes and sterilizes the planet.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:36 PM (DW+jj)

353 when the department first started keeping public records on the question.

What can you expect from a city where officials think they're entitled to tell restaurant owners whether they can put salt shakers on the tables, or how large a pepsi people are allowed to buy.

These nosy assholes need they're funding cut.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 09:37 PM (+lVUW)

354 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 09:37 PM (Ozsfq)

355 Huma looks skinny-fat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 29, 2016 09:37 PM (r8uAI)

356 350 gotta be careful around those.

Maybe it's a coded message describing how advanced cultures have been monitoring our shit and asking us all to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 09:37 PM (Sfs6o)

357 Don't build the interociter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

358 Whatever survey method they used, the only acceptable answer to the questions is: Mind your own f**king business.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 09:38 PM (+lVUW)

359 A Democrat can fuck EVERYthing--including the Mexican donkey....but you fuck THE PARTY, and YOU get a 'Putin' sentence .

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at August 29, 2016 09:39 PM (3ZttN)

360 Weiner got caught by a guy posing as a girl. Believe it or not people do that on the internet.

It's actually internet 101. When Hillary Clinton gets done lashing out it will be some alt-right vast conspiracy of racism to keep black people down. A twisted lie to obscure the truth... which is Anthony Weiner is a fumb duck who shouldn't be allowed within 1, 000 feet of a child.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 09:40 PM (ZFUt7)

361
Your Word for the Day:

Anthony Weiner's Downfall Is a Farce. But It's Also a Tragedy.

Huma Abedin, soignee* aide to Hillary Clinton...

-Slate

*dressed very elegantly; well groomed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 09:40 PM (kdS6q)

362 Well, we are making up for the New Yorkers down here in Nashville.

Admittedly I haven't gotten laid since 2014.

But it's only 2042 now.

Lulz.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 29, 2016 09:41 PM (dwmXV)

363 Malia Obama, partner of rapper, 45cal Chi, announces the engagement of their daughter OOphelia, to Jordan Weiner.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 09:41 PM (7aEDH)

364 352 Maybe the signal contains detailed plans for some device. We build it. And it promptly explodes and sterilizes the planet.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:36 PM (DW+jj

It is a marketing ploy for Alien Covenent.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:42 PM (kBiSH)

365 270 Huma's mother must be so conflicted about Weiner. Torn between advising her daughter "He's your husband. You must obey and do whatever he says", and " He is a filthy Jew. Behead him."
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 08:49 PM (g6yUI)

Christmas must be fun at their house. Oh, wait. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 09:43 PM (+lVUW)

366 364 Alien pyramid scheme. It's like Amway - it's all in the distribution network and fees. Hope we don't fall for it.

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 09:43 PM (Sfs6o)

367
I'm surprised after seeing the photos that Barry didn't contact Weiner to see more photos of his junk

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 09:43 PM (auHtY)

368
Weiner got caught by a guy posing as a girl. Believe it or not people do that on the internet.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative

And by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel.

Uhhhh --- so I've heard!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 09:44 PM (kdS6q)

369 It is a marketing ploy for Alien Covenent.

They're catholic!??

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 09:45 PM (gnL9O)

370 346 340 I want to see Weiner's face plastered everywhere for the next month. Huma left his ass but she hasn't said bupkiss about the kid.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2016 09:29 PM (7aEDH)

She's in the Hamptons at fund raisers for the Beast. I'm sure that kid isn't even an afterthought
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 09:31 PM (auHtY)

I get the feeling the kid's an accessory, like a nice watch or a handbag.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (

Or like a beggars cup for most single mothers.

I don't denounce myself.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kBiSH)

371 I get the feeling the kid's an accessory, like a nice watch or a handbag.
---
truth: i see this around LA all the time...

kids are a lifestyle accessory the younger generations think they are supposed to have, but raising children takes away time from themselves...

there's an area in Left LA that is *very* densely Orthodox, but, when i would drive through it on a routine basis, who was out with the properly costumed youngsters?

the hispanic nannys. who do you think is going to imprint more: the flyby parents or the always there housekeeper?

same thing where i live. kids are foisted off on the help, then the schools. the ones i run into are clueless, self-absorbed and their survival skills/common sense make my cats look sentient.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2016 09:46 PM (GHdiF)

372 Catholic?

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 29, 2016 09:46 PM (FeOTH)

373 364 352 Maybe the signal contains detailed plans for some device. We build it. And it promptly explodes and sterilizes the planet.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:36 PM (DW+jj

95% confident it is porn.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:47 PM (kBiSH)

374 I didn't follow the latest Weiner sexting thing closely this time. How did the pic come out? The woman who received it?

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Enq6K)

375 speaking to the original poast, i wish New Yakers would go back home and fuck whom/whatever they want back there, instead of continuing to fuck over Lost Angels, which used to be a great place to live..

assholes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 29, 2016 09:48 PM (GHdiF)

376 373
95% confident it is porn.
Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:47 PM (kBiSH)

Hopefully with hot green alien chicks.

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 29, 2016 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

377 Huma and The FAB are lucky Wilder died

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 09:49 PM (Ozsfq)

378 @372-- Yeah--and they must be female too. Gots to be female to be in the Alien Covenent-- oh wait--are they transexual nuns!!??

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 09:50 PM (gnL9O)

379 Yeah. Maybe it's from ZZ Top's Planet of Women.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:50 PM (DW+jj)

380 Speaking of things to do when one isn't having sex, I'm on "Odyssey 5" on Crackle.

Interesting premise -- going back in time five years, to stop the aliens from imploding Earth. Good characters and a decent screenplay. The shakycam is giving me a headache though, and the sound editing is SHIT. I can barely hear the dialog because the deaf gibbons they hired to mix the sound blasted the music over it.

The BSG remake's shakycam was pretty bad too, but at least they mixed their sound right.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 09:51 PM (6FqZa)

381 368
Weiner got caught by a guy posing as a girl. Believe it or not people do that on the internet.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative

Basically it was To Catch a Predator.

Seriously, he belongs on the sexual offenders list

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 09:51 PM (kBiSH)

382 "Hopefully with hot green alien chicks."

racist!

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 09:52 PM (gnL9O)

383 "Maybe the signal contains detailed plans for some device."

_A For Andromeda_.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 09:52 PM (noWW6)

384 The shakycam is giving me a headache though, and the sound editing is SHIT. I can barely hear the dialog because the deaf gibbons they hired to mix the sound blasted the music over it.

I HATE that. You're trying to listen to dialogue that's for some reason been recorded as to be whisper-quiet, so you crank the volume way up just so you can barely make out what they're saying. Then some incidental music or sound effect happens and the shockwave nearly knocks you out of your chair.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)

385 If you have the answer, drop me a line today
Or send a straight jacket, something in a shade of gray.
I think I've sprained my brain, cause it won't unwind
Every day it's man against man
On the Planet of Women, oh yeah!

-- ZZ Top

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:55 PM (DW+jj)

386 MTV's Video Music Awards may have been the talk of Twitter Sunday night, but the music show failed to draw a television audience on par with past installments.

The 2016 VMAs, featuring performances by Beyonce, Rihanna and Britney Spears, among others, drew 6.5 million total viewers across MTV and 10 Viacom-owned sister networks, according to Nielsen live-plus-same day numbers. That's down 34% from last year's roadblock telecast across the same 11 channels.

... do you remember when MTV actually showed videos?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 29, 2016 09:56 PM (e8kgV)

387 I HATE that. You're trying to listen to dialogue
that's for some reason been recorded as to be whisper-quiet, so you
crank the volume way up just so you can barely make out what they're
saying. Then some incidental music or sound effect happens and the
shockwave nearly knocks you out of your chair.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)

We've been watching Stargate SG-1 on Amazon fire and that's a problem on that show. Often I can not understand what the friggin' Goa'uld (or however you spell that) are saying. It's muffled.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 09:56 PM (Enq6K)

388 Also: Squats
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My favorite!

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 29, 2016 09:57 PM (oFSUK)

389 Seriously, he belongs on the sexual offenders list

A few months ago I was looking for something online. I stumbled across a map of my area that listed registered sex offenders, and gave their names and photos.

One of them was a customer at work. That was...awkward.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

390 The shakycam is giving me a headache though, and the
sound editing is SHIT. I can barely hear the dialog because the deaf
gibbons they hired to mix the sound blasted the music over it.

I HATE that. You're trying to listen to dialogue that's for some
reason been recorded as to be whisper-quiet, so you crank the volume way
up just so you can barely make out what they're saying. Then some
incidental music or sound effect happens and the shockwave nearly knocks
you out of your chair.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 29, 2016 09:53 PM

Yeah, they're finding new ways to make movies unwatchable.

Posted by: otho at August 29, 2016 10:01 PM (EWg9n)

391 Midget Hooker Pederasty?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2016 07:41 PM (WVCC6)

----------------

NOW we're talking!

Allegedly!

Posted by: Harry Reid, the (alleged) Searchlight Strangler at August 29, 2016 10:02 PM (rUc9h)

392 Yeah, they're finding new ways to make movies unwatchable.
Posted by: otho at August 29, 2016 10:01 PM (EWg9n)

You'd think with all the gazillions of dollars in Hollywood they'd find some people who can mix sound properly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 29, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)

393 389 Seriously, he belongs on the sexual offenders list

A few months ago I was looking for something online. I stumbled across a map of my area that listed registered sex offenders, and gave their names and photos.

One of them was a customer at work. That was...awkward.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:58 PM (sdi6R

You should gaslight the person by constantly bringing up different lists in casual conversations.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 10:03 PM (kBiSH)

394 Here's Planet of Women, for anyone wondering what that is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ekHFEh1LU

That was ZZ Top at the top of their game. That and Velcro Fly were my favorite ZZ songs. Afterburner was the album, right after Eliminator (Legs).

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 10:04 PM (DW+jj)

395 redneck son: Daddy --where's Mommy?

redneck dad: What you need your Mommy for boy?

redneck son: I got's to ask her some questions 'bout sexecual education.

redneck dad: Boy --that's like askin' a blind man to read you a road sign--Sids that --all you need for sexecual education is a budweiser, a Hank Williams Jr tape, and a woman.

redneck son-- No daddy I gots to know technical stuff.

redneck dad: Like what?

redneck son: Like what's an ovulation?

redneck dad: Oh Hell son, that's easy. It's like when you get all done, and you done real good, the woman gets up, claps her hands, and gives you a standing ovulation.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 10:04 PM (gnL9O)

396 389 One of them was a customer at work. That was...awkward.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

Unless he just peed in an alley at 19. Governments are crap at screening people, which is why you don't accept refugees from Syria, or let them hand out free money.

Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2016 10:04 PM (iMxBJ)

397 Is this the thread which is for the overnight?

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)

398 397 Is this the thread which is for the overnight?
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016

Depends -whatcha lookin for??

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 10:07 PM (gnL9O)

399 Have you ever tried to look at yourself in a mirror in a dream?

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:07 PM (qUNWi)

400 >>>The BSG remake's shakycam was pretty bad too, but at least they mixed their sound right.

Was this my remake with the Banana Buggycam? And the sound has always been the best part of the Banana Splits!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 10:08 PM (+b2T3)

401 Depends -whatcha lookin for??

Clarity.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:09 PM (qUNWi)

402 399 Have you ever tried to look at yourself in a mirror in a dream?

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Yes! And then the exercise band snapped!

Posted by: Harry Reid, the (alleged) Searchlight Strangler at August 29, 2016 10:09 PM (rUc9h)

403 You'd think with all the gazillions of dollars in Hollywood they'd find some people who can mix sound properly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 29, 2016 10:03 PM

Yeah, I dunno what the logic behind it is. I suspect, like shakeycam and machine gun editing, it's done on purpose. I was watching Jupiter Ascending, thinking it couldn't be as bad as I'd heard... (it is)... and had to crank the volume from a normal setting of around 12, to 80, for the mumbled/whisper dialogue. 80!!! I still couldn't quite make out what was being said.

Posted by: otho at August 29, 2016 10:10 PM (EWg9n)

404 401 Depends -whatcha lookin for??

Clarity.
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:09 PM

You in wrong thread GI.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 10:11 PM (gnL9O)

405 So, if you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere, and New Yorkers aren't making it, does that mean the rest of us will be facing making it issues (aside from the normal, everyday ones)?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2016 10:12 PM (OF/aZ)

406 New York Women found to be unappealing, rancid screaming harpies that melt hard-ons like ice in a blast furnace. Plurality of NYC men have zero sex in 1 year.

News at Eleven, right after Dog Bites Man.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at August 29, 2016 10:13 PM (c1VpD)

407 You in wrong thread GI.

Go to bed. You're drunk.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:13 PM (qUNWi)

408 In fairness, the screenplay was so bad the actors were ashamed of what they had to utter from their mouths.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

409 /for Jupiter Ascending, I mean

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

410 410 posts and no mention of Winona?
WINONA!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 10:16 PM (+b2T3)

411 Focus, people! How did the conversation ever get steered away from me?

Posted by: Colin Krumpledick at August 29, 2016 10:17 PM (w/iDp)

412 New York Women found to be unappealing, rancid screaming harpies that melt hard-ons like ice in a blast furnace. Plurality of NYC men have zero sex in 1 year.

You're mean. As soon as I tell all my rich and beautiful friends down at the organic coffee coop at Union Square I'm going to pray a rosary for you.

Posted by: curious (oZfic) at August 29, 2016 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

413 >> New York Women found to be unappealing, rancid screaming
>> harpies that
melt hard-ons like ice in a blast furnace. Plurality of
>> NYC men have
zero sex in 1 year.

You need to come back to the '70s with me, young man.

One day, I had Jaclyn Smith. The next it was Britt Eckland. Then Joanna Pettet. And then Linda Evans and Stefanie Powers had a cat fight over me the next day.

They were screaming in the last one, but it was fun. There you go.

[In the background:] McCloud!

Coming Chief! I'm workin' on a case.....

Posted by: Marshal Sam McCloud at August 29, 2016 10:19 PM (DW+jj)

414 Banana -- Winona is okay....

She's not all that.

Kinda mousey to be honest.

She's 44 now.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)

415 I live in ETEX, where the women are gracious, beautiful, charming, and intelligent. I don't know what it would be like to live in New York. I expect it sucks for a lot more reasons than the no sex thing.

Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2016 10:21 PM (zLDYs)

416 414 Banana -- Winona is okay....

She's not all that.

Kinda mousey to be honest.

She's 44 now.
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)

And that's when the fight started.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

417 416 414 Banana -- Winona is okay....

She's not all that.

Kinda mousey to be honest.

She's 44 now.
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)

And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

Bingo.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 29, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

418 Just happened to look at the AOL website, wow, they are hitting Trump hard..mostly old news but they can't let it go...as bad as CNN. Probably getting their news feed from USA Today or CNN or AP, etc.

Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2016 10:23 PM (hIWCG)

419 They always give an ovulation at the end of the Menstrual Show.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at August 29, 2016 10:23 PM (DW+jj)

420 I'm going to be in DC Friday morning. Anyone know a good place to hang out around 4am?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 10:23 PM (cmE8J)

421 You'd think with all the gazillions of dollars in Hollywood they'd find some people who can mix sound properly.
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I have the CC on constantly so I can read the conversation in stead of turning the volume up just to get my eardrums blown out in the next scene. Not ideal but then, I don't watch much tv. Did watch an officer and a gentleman yesterday. That beginning where the dad talks about them having sex with women together and his dad in bed with the two naked girls that they both had sex with the night before was kinda creepy.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 29, 2016 10:24 PM (xVgrA)

422 Winona is the most beautiful thing i ever saw.

I hate my doubt.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:24 PM (qUNWi)

423 411 Focus, people! How did the conversation ever get steered away from me?
Posted by: Colin Krumpledick at August 29, 2016 10:17 PM

I see the San Fran POlice dept sent a letter to the Niners and the NFL-- you in a heap a trouble now boy.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 29, 2016 10:25 PM (gnL9O)

424 *dressed very elegantly; well groomed.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 09:40 PM (kdS6q)

Normal translation: skinny AF and uglee as Hades, but, she can afford to dress well or because she hangs with Hillz, designers want to use her as a human coat hanger.

=============

Actual thought I have had with Colin K and Huma being in the news constantly this week...were they separated at birth or are they the same person? Anyone ever seen them in the same place same time.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 29, 2016 10:26 PM (kXoT0)

425 I'm going to be in DC Friday morning. Anyone know a good place to hang out around 4am?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 10:23 PM (cmE8J)

Their is one street you drive down and girls hang out just looking for handsome guys like you....not sure where it is, just follow your nose.

Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2016 10:26 PM (hIWCG)

426 Anyone know a good place to hang out around 4am?

My people will be in touch.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 29, 2016 10:26 PM (ANVXm)

427 Close proximity to Anthony Wiener will do that.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 29, 2016 10:27 PM (IdCqF)

428 It is the younger people not having sex. It is the social media and cell phones. They are a most awkwardly social group. My nephew got asked to the high school prom last year as asophomore by a very pretty girl who was his study partner. He said nobody danced at prom. The girls stayed in the corner and off to the side talking the entire time. It's a high school of 4000 students. He also said that the girls were constantly on their cell phones.

Bizzare.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 10:27 PM (kBiSH)

429 Maybe the signal contains detailed plans for some device. We build it. And it promptly explodes and sterilizes the planet.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 29, 2016 09:36 PM (DW+jj)

See, this is the ending I wanted for Contact. It would have made it much more watchable

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2016 10:28 PM (ry34m)

430 >>>422 Winona is the most beautiful thing i ever saw.

PREZACKLY!!

Winona: breathtakingly beautiful or beautifully breathtaking?
MERE MORTALS CAN NEVER KNOW
WE MAY ONLY WORSHIP

ONE DAY
ONE DAY
WHEN THE POWERBALL ARRIVES
WE WILL BE TOGETHER
MAKING PANCAKES

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 10:29 PM (+b2T3)

431 I'm going to be in DC Friday morning. Anyone know a good place to hang out around 4am?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 10:23 PM (cmE8J)

Stay away from Dupont Circle!

Posted by: Kal Penn at August 29, 2016 10:30 PM (JO9+V)

432 Posted by: Colin Krumpledick

Why don't you come to my county, you sumbitch.

Posted by: Buford T. Justice at August 29, 2016 10:30 PM (DW+jj)

433 I sense a frustrated and ready market for 33-S class Boomers.
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I want them checked out for any damage to the circulatory system first, though.

Posted by: junior at August 29, 2016 10:30 PM (HNYxZ)

434 For a minute I thought that was MRMU.

Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2016 10:30 PM (rrGVl)

435 425 I'm going to be in DC Friday morning. Anyone know a good place to hang out around 4am?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 10:23 PM (cmE8J)

Call me!

Posted by: Kal Penn at August 29, 2016 10:31 PM (kBiSH)

436 MUMR. Geez.

Posted by: Infidel at August 29, 2016 10:31 PM (rrGVl)

437 He also said that the girls were constantly on their cell phones.

Yeah, sure, it was the girls. I've seen double-dates where all four are together at the Boardwalk and they're texting.

In twenty years the 'normal' human posture will resemble a question mark and we will be the weirdo Giraffe People.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 10:32 PM (J3phO)

438 Stay away from Dupont Circle!

Posted by: Kal Penn at August 29, 2016 10:30 PM (JO9+V)

How's Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 10:32 PM (cmE8J)

439 I know Little Antknee is now this weird untouchable pervert, but, I actually feel kinda sorry for him. In many ways, he's just another unfortunate slob that got cut from the Clintons' inner circle and really all that's left is his well publicized, but, unsolvable death by:

[ ] murder
[ ] suicide
[ ] accident
[ ] some combination of one or all of the above.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 29, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)

440 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 29, 2016 10:32 PM (6gk0M)

441 Jinx!

Posted by: Kal Penn at August 29, 2016 10:32 PM (kBiSH)

442 Actual thought I have had with Colin K and Huma being in the news constantly this week...were they separated at birth or are they the same person? Anyone ever seen them in the same place same time.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!!
____________

Bah. Colin's hips aren't near as wide.

Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 10:33 PM (RIzwy)

443 MUMR. Geez.

I think it is, now that you mention it.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2016 10:33 PM (qUNWi)

444 One day, I had Jaclyn Smith. The next it was Britt Eckland. Then Joanna Pettet
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*pouts*

Posted by: Morgan Fairchild at August 29, 2016 10:34 PM (oFSUK)

445 Oh: NT.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 10:34 PM (noWW6)

446 439 I know Little Antknee is now this weird untouchable pervert, but, I actually feel kinda sorry for him. In many ways, he's just another unfortunate slob that got cut from the Clintons' inner circle and really all that's left is his well publicized, but, unsolvable death by:

[ ] murder
[ ] suicide
[ ] accident
[ ] some combination of one or all of the above.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 29, 2016 10:32 PM (kXoT0)

Strangulation while jerking off.

Posted by: Kal Penn at August 29, 2016 10:35 PM (kBiSH)

447 Winona is the most beautiful thing i ever saw.

She was pretty good as Frodo in Lord of the Rings, I thought. Is her transition complete?

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 10:36 PM (ANVXm)

448 Winona is the most beautiful thing i ever saw.

****

Been watching Stranger Things. She is now a generous 6.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 29, 2016 10:39 PM (YLidQ)

449 Tony Weinner was not included in this survey.

Posted by: Buffalbob at August 29, 2016 11:44 PM (wYtsh)

450 MY

Posted by: saf at August 30, 2016 07:34 AM (+zN6H)

451 Good. We need fewer New Yorkers.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at August 30, 2016 10:31 AM (7A6l6)

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