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Awful Movie About Awful Obamas' First Awful Date Opens to Shit Box Office, Glowing Reviews From Liberal Critics

Not a cult.


The movie based on Barack and Michelle’s Obama’s first date had a lukewarm reception at the box office during opening weekend.
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Despite receiving glowing reviews from critics, “Southside With You” only made $3 million after premiering in over 800 theaters on Friday — putting it at number fourteen on the list of openings.

The film follows the story of when the couple went on their first date in Chicago in 1989 when they were young lawyers at the same firm.

But man do the liberal critics love it-- 93% fresh!

Seems like they're giving it the Ghostbusters treatment, but the public isn't buying.


Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM




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1 ugh

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (0O7c5)

2 1st? Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (JtBPN)

3 Ah, so THAT'S what that is. Did they get Leslie Jones to play Mooch?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

4 rd?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (JtBPN)

5 Crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (JtBPN)

6 Why do they have a black guy playing Obama? Was Kaepernick busy?

Posted by: pashmr at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (3aNC4)

7 I realized that this movie is for the people who never fell out of head-over-heels love with Barry....

So, basically, David Frum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (uz/Pv)

8 Another clear example of how Liberals are just a self-licking ice cream cone.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (0tfLf)

9 I thought water-boarding equivalents were illegal.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (hKi6n)

10 Leni Reifehstahl had nothing on modern Hollywood.

Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (O7MnT)

11 That dude don't look like a peter puffer.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (JtBPN)

12 Movie reviews have stopped being about films and started being about politics. They may make noises about the same sort of topics, but ultimately, they're focusing on what SJW box gets checked off and how this moves culture to the left. Its ridiculous.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)

13 Good.

Posted by: DOBSON at August 29, 2016 02:51 PM (BXcJU)

14 *squirt*

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (0mRoj)

15 Woman reviewing it on Fox said it was a girly movie, otherwise known as crap

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (0G2eQ)

16 There is no doubt whatsoever in my mind that Obama is homosexual, but I think at least in his college years he was unsure or fighting it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)

17 Made $3 million more than it should have.(Frankly Ghostbusters did way better than I thought it would)

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (fA75F)

18 ummm, I think id rather watch sharknado 4 before this

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (Qcady)

19 BARACK: So Michelle, what is it that you look for in a man?

MICHELLE: [Scowling] Total. Submission.

BARACK: Do you have your own enormous dildo or will one of mine do?

MICHELLE: Why do you think I carry this enormous purse, maggot?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

20 Assume for a moment that you're not madly in love with the Obamas.

What possible interest could anyone have in a story about a very conventional date/courtship?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (xN1DB)

21 Guy looks a couple shades darker than Barack.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (fA75F)

22 I saw this advertised on tv last week.

Would rather chew off my own arm than watch this.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (tvyXw)

23 Our comment section trashed this epic. So many ignorant haters in flyover country.

Posted by: Hollywood Reporter at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (FXW24)

24 Did they keep the part where Bill Ayers introduced them?

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (jBuUi)

25 "7 I realized that this movie is for the people who never fell out of head-over-heels love with Barry...."


Did you see that beautiful pant crease in the trailer? Gave me a raging boner.

Posted by: David Brooks at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (OD2ni)

26 This will be filed under "fiction". It may take a century or so, though.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (9krrF)

27 When you add Ghostbrassieres and this thing to the BLM Thug-Mom shows that seem to be turning up in so much of the mass-market entertainment, what we're seeing is that the industry really just thinks it owns public opinion and can just abandon everyone who might find it all somewhere between stupid and offensive.

Posted by: Two Breakfast Burritos at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (o+SC1)

28 You couldn't pay me to see this movie.

Well, ok. You could pay me, but it'd have to be a lot.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

29 "Oh Barry, I'm glad you like my homemade sculpture of a 10 foot length of garden hose with a golf ball in the middle..!"


Posted by: Graham at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (EkIiT)

30 24 Did they keep the part where Bill Ayers introduced them?
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (jBuUi)

I thought Jeremiah Wright did that as part of his Beards for Queers outreach program.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (0mRoj)

31 *Their* first date or his first heterosexual date?

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (ZFUt7)

32 Not even Winona could have saved this movie.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (3NYhr)

33 The left lives in their own little bubble world where a fuckup like Obama is seen as an excellent President and a movie nobody wants to see is loved by the critics.

But they are the party of science.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

34
15 Woman reviewing it on Fox said it was a girly movie, otherwise known as crap
---

Not all females like "liberal chick flick cr@p."

/just a reminder some of us have brains and tasts...

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (tvyXw)

35 >> This will be filed under "fiction". It may take a
>> century or so, though.

Unlike all the real-world documentation of his past, which goes under 'evidence'.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (o+SC1)

36
What possible interest could anyone have in a story about a very conventional date/courtship?


I'd say this movie bears as much similarity to the real date and people as 'The Illiad' does to 'Ernest Goes to Jail.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (uz/Pv)

37 I realized that this movie is for the people who never fell out of head-over-heels love with Barry

So there's like 3 dozen sales from reporters, who are the rest? People that thought it was a date movie and didn't know the content?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (39g3+)

38 Ace, how much booze would it take you to do a live blogging review of this when it hits DVD?

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (uG7LM)

39 i wonder if tickets were subsidized by the gov't

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (0O7c5)

40 It looks so, so bad.


There's another movie in the works, called "Barry", that covers Obama's Columbia years in NY. Can. not. wait!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

41 19 BARACK: So Michelle, what is it that you look for in a man?
MICHELLE: [Scowling] Total. Submission.

strange but that sounds like my first date

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (Qcady)

42 I sat through it and transcribed some of the dialogue:

Michelle: I have never been proud of the USA.
Barry: Would you be proud of the USA if it elected a black president?
Michelle: Have anyone in mind?
Barry: Yes -- me!
Michelle (boiling over in rage): YOU???!??? I thought you were referring to me!! You narcissistic high-yellow turd!

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (jBuUi)

43
19 BARACK: So Michelle, what is it that you look for in a man?


MICHELLE: [Scowling] Total. Submission.


BARACK: Do you have your own enormous dildo or will one of mine do?


MICHELLE: Why do you think I carry this enormous purse, maggot?
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100% Guaranteed better than the actual film!

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (tvyXw)

44 That's $3,750 per screen for the weekend.

Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (Tetbj)

45 Can't even pull in decent numbers on the worst month for summer blockbusters. Where they dump all the stuff they thought could be a hit originally but now just need to offload it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (z/Ubi)

46 Paul Reubens and I saw this sitting side by side - we both left satisfied. Burma - Shave!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (FXW24)

47 Supposedly they're working on a remake of Logan's Run (great idea, very dated but excellent story) but with a female lead. Loganne?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (39g3+)

48 I was born under a double rainbow.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Obama at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (IqV8l)

49 This is fiction because the skirt does not have a large penis.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (uG7LM)

50 You want to lose weight Ace? See that movie before after you eat. It will work wonders, but bring a good barf bag or a liberal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (zp+j1)

51 38 Ace, how much booze heroin would it take you to do a live blogging review of this when it hits DVD?
Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (uG7LM)

FTFY. Booze won't cut it, not this time.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (0mRoj)

52 >> What possible interest could anyone have in a
>> story about a very conventional date/courtship?

Don't those movies usually end with a terminal illness, a shipwreck, or maybe just a piano dropping from a fourteenth-story window?

These scriptwriters had no imagination.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (o+SC1)

53 Michelle: "So, why did you come to Chicago"
Barack: "To try and make a difference."

Seriously, that's in it, I'm told.

Official tagline:

"Chronicles the summer 1989 afternoon when the future President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, wooed his future First Lady on an epic first date across Chicago's South Side."

Asked before here, how would you define an "epic first date."

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (r1fLd)

54 They cut my scenes!

Posted by: Composite Girlfriend at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (FXW24)

55 Assume for a moment that you're not madly in love with the Obamas.

What possible interest could anyone have in a story about a very conventional date/courtship?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (xN1DB)

*Spoiler* Well, there is a moment of tension when early in their relationship when Michelle walks in on Barry getting the power bottom treatment from their mutual friend Reggie...

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (t06LC)

56 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (uPt3V)

57 August and September are the months you release crap that won't make money any other season, and get surprise date movie hits. Adam Sandler comedies, date films, and cheap horror. Movies that can't make it in this slot are just hopeless.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (39g3+)

58
BREAKING:

J.J. SEFTON WITH THE INSOMNIA IN KYOTO.

And I get to follow a typhoon into Tokyo later.

Sayonara!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (ItPma)

59 Basically, this is that Julie Delpy/Ethan Hawke movie "Before Sunrise," but with black actors. Total remake. Also, a nice dollop of communism on top, for flavor.

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (jBuUi)

60 Did it beat out Ben Hur?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (IqV8l)

61 Asked before here, how would you define an "epic first date."


Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (r1fLd)

Midget 3 way.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (t06LC)

62 Is the Rev. Wright in this masterpiece of state propaganda?

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (uG7LM)

63 Can't wait for the sequel with Huma and Wiener.

It will have the same title.

Posted by: Cantankerous at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (326rv)

64 "Chronicles the summer 1989 afternoon when the future President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, wooed his future First Lady on an epic first date across Chicago's South Side."

Asked before here, how would you define an "epic first date."
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (r1fLd)

Mooch pegs TFG in the back of his Chrysler 300.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (0mRoj)

65 3 Ah, so THAT'S what that is. Did they get Leslie Jones to play Mooch?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

Michael Dorn was unavailable.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

66 The choom-mobile makes an appearance in the trailer. The actress playing Michelle has awful drawn on eyebrows.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (6IPEM)

67 Supposedly they're working on a remake of Logan's
Run (great idea, very dated but excellent story) but with a female lead.
Loganne?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (39g3+)

please, tell me you are either 1) kidding, or 2) it is totally unsourced, unverifiable, crazy rumor

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (c6/9Q)

68 I'd watch this if you slipped me a dumptruck full of twenty dollar bills.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)

69 >> Supposedly they're working on a remake of Logan's
>> Run (great idea, very dated but excellent story) but
>> with a female lead. Loganne?

At the risk of sounding too Japanese, has Jenny Agutter's dress from that one ever shown up on eBay?

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (o+SC1)

70 Anyone here think, like I do, that someone in Hollywood saw The Producers and figured he could curry favor with the DNC while laundering losing a metric shitload of money and getting a great tax writeoff in the process?

"Ben, you've got to greenlight this -- it's the chance of a lifetime!"

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (iIzG7)

71 58 And I get to follow a typhoon into Tokyo later.

I call dibs on JJ's guns

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (Qcady)

72 This movie has the stink of Academy Award all over it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (gyKtp)

73 BBC analyzes how a movie can shape a president's legacy.
They mention "Fahrenheit 911" (naturally) but somehow skip mentioning DeSoza's "Obama's America."

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/
20160816-how-the-movies-shape-a-presidents-legacy

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (NOIQH)

74 Who chose the actors?

There's no way Obama could guard patrick Ewing in the Post.

No. Way.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (0vI5X)

75 It'll probably win a Hugo as well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (gyKtp)

76 I read the post, but I don't see where ace says how much he's going to pay me to watch that trailer - am I missing something?

Posted by: Chi at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (1frQp)

77 58
BREAKING:

J.J. SEFTON WITH THE INSOMNIA IN KYOTO.

And I get to follow a typhoon into Tokyo later.

Sayonara!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (ItPma)

Booze! It solves jet lag just fine or else you just don't care!

(Safe travels, J.J.)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

78 71 58 And I get to follow a typhoon into Tokyo later.

I call dibs on JJ's guns
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (Qcady)


My NYC non-guns. Zip guns a la "West Side Story."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (ItPma)

79 no comment, no comment, no comment

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (SzZnW)

80 58


BREAKING:



J.J. SEFTON WITH THE INSOMNIA IN KYOTO.



And I get to follow a typhoon into Tokyo later.



Sayonara!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (ItPma)
I was wondering how Japan was treating you! Insomnia and being hungry at 2am always sucks when adjusting to long travels.

Posted by: IC at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (a0IVu)

81 There's another movie in the works, called "Barry", that covers Obama's Columbia years in NY. Can. not. wait!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

2 hours of an empty desk?

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (7HtZB)

82 I saw mention of this movie over the weekend. Have we really plumbed the depths of creativity that a movie like this is deemed worthy of making?

Many of my "first dates" were horror-flick worthy. Mouse trap pizza girl, baked potato girl...........

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (jxbfJ)

83 OMG was that movie about them? Ugh, gag me now.

Posted by: Jaimo at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (9U1OG)

84
I'ma sit this one out. I only date white Ho's...

Posted by: Colon Krapondick at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (WVCC6)

85 I thought Jeremiah Wright did that as part of his Beards for Queers outreach program.
Posted by: Insomniac


My first LOL of the day. Thx!

Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (jBuUi)

86
Jordan Hoffman - The Guardian

Southside With You uses our affection for the Obamas to add urgency in the otherwise simple script. We want these two to get together, and we want them to say things like: "I just want to do more to help out."



I want them to get together like the future and past Ron Silvers at the end of Timecop, fuse into a giant writhing gloopy red mass, then disappear screaming into a temporal paradox.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (kdS6q)

87 >>There's no way Obama could guard patrick Ewing in the Post.

>>No. Way.

Just overload on her left. Michelle can't go to her right.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

88 please, tell me you are either 1) kidding, or 2) it is totally unsourced, unverifiable, crazy rumor

Right now its one of those "we had meetings and talked it over" rumors, nothing hard being done on it yet. But remakes with female leads is all the rage right now.

http://lrmonline.com/news/warner-bros-wants-logans-run-remake-with-female-lead

They're also looking at Roadhouse. Yeah the one with Patrick Swayze.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)

89 There's enough garbage lefty film put out since the middle of W's first term almost to create an entire movie channel based around it. Just imagine an all-day feature of this, "Truth," "Lions for Lambs," "Death of a President," "The Day After Tomorrow," "The Day the Earth Stood Still," "Redacted," "In the Valley of Elah," some Michael Moore and Morgan Spurlock for the documentary junkies, and, I dunno, fill the midnight-to-6 am slots with West Wing marathons. Have Ed Asner, Norman Lear, and Alec Baldwin host.

Ugh, I just made myself sick.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (T9DQN)

90 78 My NYC non-guns. Zip guns a la "West Side Story."

damn

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (Qcady)

91 And I get to follow a typhoon into Tokyo later.



Sayonara!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 29, 2016 02:57 PM (ItPma)

Oh those are fun. Flew out of Hong Kong airport one time in a typhoon. Last plane to leave the airport before they shut it down.
In flight we did a big drop. People went flying everywhere....including the stewardesses.

Everyone needed a change of underwear.....

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (Enq6K)

92 Oops. Sock.

Wait, I think I like this sock! I'm a-keepin' it.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (T9DQN)

93

Did President Boyfriend chain smoke through the whole thing a la reality?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (WVCC6)

94 I, for one, can't get enough Obama. I'd pay to go to the theater to get more. /s

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (a+ZLe)

95 "63 Can't wait for the sequel with Huma and Wiener.

It will have the same title.
Posted by: Cantankerous"


I'll go see it if they cast Milana Vayntrub (AT&T Lily) in the role of Sydney Leathers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (OD2ni)

96 75 It'll probably win a Hugo as well.


Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2016 02:59 PM (gyKtp)


Well... Hugos ARE for Fiction... and there are Fantasy categories...

So... I'm sure this fits...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (qf6WZ)

97 Mooch pegs TFG in the back of his Chrysler 300.





That's what you're calling TFG's ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (JtBPN)

98 Did even he go to see it?

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (g6yUI)

99 'Would you like to come back to my underwater grotto for some crunchy figs and a look at my etchings?'

Posted by: 1989 Barack Obama at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (0vI5X)

100 57 >> Adam Sandler comedies, date films, and cheap horror.

I know which category this movie falls under.

*hint -- ignore 'date films'*

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (gyKtp)

101 No footage shot here and we see footage shot a lot.

Posted by: Man's Country Chicago at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (FXW24)

102 Yessssssss!

Is Larry Sinclair at least represented in a cameo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (1ZOkK)

103 There's another movie in the works, called "Barry", that covers Obama's Columbia years in NY.

They just show a loop of the guys staggering out of the pot smoke-filled VW van from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)

104 93


Did President Boyfriend chain smoke through the whole thing a la reality?


Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (WVCC6)

Chain smoked pinners maybe.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (jxbfJ)

105 Hagiography like this is SOP for the Democratic.

They peddled the same story about JFK'S and Jackie's first date.

"I leaned over the asparagus and asked her for a date..." is how JFK supposedly described their meeting, as if the shy Jack wasn't in the high school cafeteria.

Left out of course was the part where Jack jack hammered the waitress and the bar maid while Jackie waited on dessert.

Posted by: Raspail at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (cS/Nk)

106 Enjoy Japan J.J.
I did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (zp+j1)

107 >> Booze! It solves jet lag just fine or else you just
>> don't care!

I don't like getting drunk on planes because I want to be the guy who actually knows where the emergency door is and how to get my family out the slide.

Speaking of which...there's a Ford Trimotor coming to town and I think I want to book a couple seats for the fly-around. Unless I miss my guess that's the same 5-AT that as an eight-year-old I watched fly in and out of Crissy Field in SF.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (o+SC1)

108 >>>38 Ace, how much booze would it take you to do a live blogging review of this when it hits DVD?

Bob McKenzie beer vat escape levels?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (3NYhr)

109 44 Posted by: NCKate at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (Tetbj)

At ~12.50 a pop let's say and guess not everyone caught the matinee....

That's 325 communists in each town....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (SzZnW)

110 That's $3,750 per screen for the weekend.Posted by: NCKate

Ticket prices at $15 (a guess) = 250 people over the course of a weekend. Wow. No wonder his approval rating is so high. Noboby pays any attention to him.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (ZFUt7)

111
They're also looking at Roadhouse. Yeah the one with Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)

Oh, HELL NO! That's one of the best worst movies of the last 25+ years. You can't remake an unintentional classic.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (7HtZB)

112 I'm not going to see the moviedue to being racist. Just wanted to get that out there B4 the liberals beat to the punch.

Posted by: MarkyMark at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (Fr21G)

113 I want my money back for watching the trailer. Thx.

Posted by: Candace at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (i0IQm)

114 "Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:58 PM (jBuUi) "

Somehow, they made that drivel into a trilogy. Ethan Hawke deserves better, damnit! He was in Gattaca!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (kumBu)

115 I dunno, fill the midnight-to-6 am slots with West Wing marathons. Have Ed Asner, Norman Lear, and Alec Baldwin host.

So, lower ratings than MSNBC at midnight.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)

116 97
Mooch pegs TFG in the back of his Chrysler 300.











That's what you're calling TFG's ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (JtBPN)

And not "spit roasted" with ValJar and her strap-on?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2016 03:04 PM (jxbfJ)

117
Would rather chew off my own arm than watch this.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (tvyXw)
__________________________

That was hurtful....

~sniff-sniff~

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 29, 2016 03:04 PM (HSmrB)

118 When Barry Met Shelly

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 29, 2016 03:04 PM (yqvys)

119 Someone should have tuned up Tika Sumpter's face with a cast iron frying pan to give her that charming look that Michelle is so famous for.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 29, 2016 03:04 PM (R+30W)

120 103 There's another movie in the works, called "Barry", that covers Obama's Columbia years in NY.

They just show a loop of the guys staggering out of the pot smoke-filled VW van from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)


there were also Movies made of Hitler's supposed youth...

Just sayin....

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2016 03:04 PM (qf6WZ)

121 >> Did President Boyfriend chain smoke through the
>> whole thing a la reality?

Twenty years of Kool Menthols make you sound Presidential, and after George W Bush that's probably all he needed.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 03:04 PM (o+SC1)

122 In the interests of fairness I checked out it's average for the number of screens it showed on, wondering if it did well compared to the number of screens.

By this metric, it did beat Suicide Squad.

However, it was still in 10th place.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (WV3Yp)

123 There's not enough Choom in the world...

Posted by: Malia Obama at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (0vI5X)

124 For an MSM movie reviewer to not praise this movie would be the career equivalent of being the first North Korean politburo member to stop clapping after a Kim Jong Un speech.

Posted by: AstroBevo at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (DZF+K)

125 They're also looking at Roadhouse. Yeah the one with Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
-------------------
There's another Roadhouse? There is only one Roadhouse, man.
I love that Bill Murray / Kelly Lynch story ...

Posted by: Chi at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (1frQp)

126 THE INSOMNIA is a "unique" name for a Kyoto stripper ... but they do stuff different over there. So I'm told.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (CNkLk)

127 Does it include lots of Barak's made up girlfriends?

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (0G2eQ)

128 111
They're also looking at Roadhouse. Yeah the one with Patrick Swayze.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:01 PM (39g3+)

Oh, HELL NO! That's one of the best worst movies of the last 25+ years. You can't remake an unintentional classic.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:03 PM (7HtZB)


With some FEMALE MMA fighter as the lead...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (qf6WZ)

129 >>Somehow, they made that drivel into a trilogy. Ethan Hawke deserves better, damnit! He was in Gattaca!


Gattaca is great.

Ethan Hawke seems to be Richard Linklater's muse...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (NOIQH)

130 The Greatest Love Story Since 'Sid & Nancy.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (uz/Pv)

131 Smoking reefer out back the 7/11? Dutch on a McD's meal? Holding hands at a Pro-Abortion rally? I'm dying to know.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (zllbf)

132 I'm waiting for the sequel: "Ghostwriters!"

Posted by: Billy Ayers at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (c0/+W)

133 Would rather chew off my own arm than watch this.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (tvyXw)
__________________________

That was hurtful....

~sniff-sniff~
Posted by: Michelle Fields




Would have said "torn off", but chewing off shows more commitment.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (JtBPN)

134 I'm sure it's full of that "as you know" monologueing that hack lefty writers are known for.

No question it's a cult.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 03:06 PM (vdTWa)

135 PT-109

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (IqV8l)

136
** NO Animals were harmed doing the body doubles for Michelle Obama in the making of this film.**

Posted by: THe American Movie Association at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

137 >> THE INSOMNIA is a "unique" name for a Kyoto
>> stripper ... but they do stuff different over there. So
>> I'm told.

I don't know about 'the insomnia', but I figure the cure is a four-hour tag-team oil body-massage...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (o+SC1)

138 Looking at films by that same metric, the best was Howard's End a remastered version. Everyone remember that interminable period when every film seemed to be a british period piece starring Emma Thompson and Anthony Hopkins, which culminated in Remains of the Day?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (WV3Yp)

139 It was better than "Cats." I'd watch it again and again and again...

Posted by: Hypnotized Audience Member at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (7HtZB)

140 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date:

Hostel. Human Centipede. Audition. Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (kumBu)

141 Great love story EVAH!

I wonder if any liberal, anywhere, feels the slightest twinge of shame?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)

142 I'll throw a hissy if I'm not in 'Southside With You 2: Electric Boogaloo' !

Posted by: Reggie! at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (FXW24)

143 What's the point of resurrecting this shit now? They know people are kinda over him at this point, right?

Posted by: red speck at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (RcEOo)

144 I think we are almost to the point that the Hillary/Bill first date movie will have mandatory attendance for anyone involved in interstate commerce.

Posted by: bubba at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (0d6wl)

145 First he took her out for a nice dinner, then pulled out his TEC-9 and jacked a ride, to take her home. Yes ladies, gentlemen can still be found.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (/m8T6)

146 >>>54 They cut my scenes!
Posted by: Composite Girlfriend

this AND all the ace headlines today are epic.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (0q/Lz)

147
I wonder if any liberal, anywhere, feels the slightest twinge of shame?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (IqV8l)

148 In my creative writing class, that movie is being ripped on the discussion boards.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (rlfds)

149 Would have been more realistic if the actress had unhinged her jaw and eaten the ice cream cone whole.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:08 PM (1ZOkK)

150 Every single person involved with this "movie" knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is 100% lies.

Yet the critics line up for miles, sans knee pass, to happily kiss the King's "ring" (actually, his asshole. SWIDT?), and to give the obligatory ball-rub before receiving yet another bukake-load from a man who hates them.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (PQmzi)

151 I haven't watched the trailer, but the couple pictured in the trailer appears to be more traditionally gendered than the reality that is first couple.

I was going to say who in their right mind invests money in this nonsense. Until I thought about it.

If you bring the movie in super super cheaply, you might actually make money off of the creepy cult worshippers who would probably sit through it six times straight.

Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (xVRrG)

152 141
Great love story EVAH!

I wonder if any liberal, anywhere, feels the slightest twinge of shame?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)

I thought they were incapable of feeling shame. Anything that would make you or I ashamed is considered a career enhancement for them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (jxbfJ)

153 140 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date:

Hostel. Human Centipede. Audition. Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (kumBu)

The Master was definitely not pleased.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

154 Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle and Low Information Barry worked at the same law firm?

He had an actual job? She had an actual job? So the backstory was fiction, right?

Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (57K5j)

155 I'm sure it's full of that "as you know" monologueing that hack lefty writers are known for.

"As you know, Bob..." Ranks just over "little did I know at the time..." as the worst lines in writing history.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (39g3+)

156 141 Great love story EVAH!

I wonder if any liberal, anywhere, feels the slightest twinge of shame?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)

No. Otherwise they wouldn't be liberal

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (t06LC)

157 Remaking Logan's Run would be so wrong.By the way its on at 4am Sunday on TMC

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (0G2eQ)

158
So.

Did he go home after and fap??


Did he??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

159 A movie of W's fraternity days would be far more entertaining.

Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM (gmeXX)

160 140 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date:

Hostel. Human Centipede. Audition. Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (kumBu)

And on a lot of different levels, the Ellen Degeneres movie, Mr. Wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM (WV3Yp)

161 Reminds me of the Mr. Show sketch about Coupon: The Movie. He's got a 52% approval rating, so it's not our fault people aren't going to see it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM (vdTWa)

162 >> For an MSM movie reviewer to not praise this
>> movie would be the career equivalent of being the
>> first North Korean politburo member to stop
>> clapping after a Kim Jong Un speech.

Hmmm, I wonder how many words and phrases in common the various MSM reviews of this film might have.

"You're reviewing the new Obama film, comrade. Here's your text."

"But I haven't seen the film yet!"

"I am not expecting you to SEE the film, you will be too busy reordering the sentences in this text."

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM (o+SC1)

163 Did everyone in this movie have AIDS and have trouble paying the rent?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM (IqV8l)

164 153 140 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date:

Hostel. Human Centipede. Audition. Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (kumBu)

The Master was definitely not pleased.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

Knees are to Torgo as butt cheeks are to Michelle.

Posted by: Hypnotized Audience Member at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM (7HtZB)

165 They'd have to strap me into a chair and prop my eyelids open like Alex in "A Clockwork Orange."

http://tinyurl.com/723erav

Posted by: huerfano at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (jkkMG)

166 Find this in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart on, say, September 1st.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (BWL+E)

167 Without me there is no 'Roadhouse'!

Posted by: Jackie Treehorn at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (FXW24)

168 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date:

Enemy at the Gate

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

169 Another success of my Down Low club! You have to admit, it worked out better than Liza Minnelli and David Gest!

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (PL2OL)

170 If you bring the movie in super super cheaply, you might actually make money off of the creepy cult worshippers who would probably sit through it six times straight.

Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (xVRrG)

I read the plan was to market this to black audiences. So really the should have brought in Tyler Perry.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (t06LC)

171 Wow, imagine that.

(1) That this actually became a movie

(2) That all the liberal critics love it.

Posted by: RM at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (U3LtS)

172 135. Come to think of it, how come JFK wasn't court-martialed for dereliction of duty resulting in the loss of his command and the deaths of several of his crew?

Posted by: Raspail at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (cS/Nk)

173 In the last 8 years how many again did they have separate vacations?

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (0G2eQ)

174 So this movie tries to say that a black guy, with a job, on the south side of Chicago, took a girl to dinner and didn't get laid?

Right.

Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (Zs4uk)

175 Remaking Logan's Run would be so wrong.By the way its on at 4am Sunday on TMC

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (0G2eQ)

so wrong

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (c6/9Q)

176 Fuckin ESPN is basically supporting that fuck keapornick....fuck him, fuck ESPN, and fuck all his teammates who support him. I've had it with the NFL and the NBA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (zp+j1)

177 Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. "Southside With You"-the T-shirt, "Southside With You"-the Coloring Book, "Southside With You"-the Lunch box, "Southside With You"-the Breakfast Cereal, "Southside With You"-the Flame Thrower.

Posted by: Yogurt at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (uz/Pv)

178 >>Hostel. Human Centipede. Audition. Manos: The Hands of Fate.


The Danish Girl?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (NOIQH)

179 This is actually nauseating. Good God do the liberals love the Obamas.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (+YE8v)

180 I'm wondering if, in the movie, he used "let me be clear" as a pickup line, and how far it got him.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (iIzG7)

181 I liked the part where she goes, "how the fuck did you get a job here?"

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (F1ndw)

182 The only cable outlet that'll play it is the Golf Channel

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (UhRGU)

183 159 A movie of W's fraternity days would be far more entertaining.

Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM (gmeXX)

They already did it. Animal House is a classic.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (t06LC)

184 172 Posted by: Raspail at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (cS/Nk)

I knew where FDR's bodies were buried, and I made sure Boston would never go GOP again.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (SzZnW)

185 as wrong as remaking Blade Runner

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (c6/9Q)

186 A movie about a first date? How fascinating.

They couldn't find a more interesting subject, like Laura and Jenna Bush teaching poor black children to read?

Or PEPFAR? Nah. Saving millions of lives in Africa is boring.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (ozZau)

187 Is there a fight scene where Mooch protects her man from a bunch of gang members?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (wrS2o)

188 Drat...

//Zombie Joe Kennedy

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (SzZnW)

189 Don't worry...now that the embroiling rape scandal of the Birth of a Nation" director is coming to light, hindering its Oscar awards campaign, Southside can slip in and win all the things instead I guess.

Because why worry about box office, Hollywood, when virtue signalling is so much more satisfying than rolling around in a mountain of cash?

Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (hvf9s)

190 >>In the last 8 years how many again did they have separate vacations?

Obama's annual b-day weekend golfing at Camp David with his posse of high school and college friends.

Michelle's numerous unreported trips to Vail to visit a friend.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (NOIQH)

191 31 *Their* first date or his first heterosexual date?

____________

Barry's first non-composite date.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (NnYnv)

192 Please continue wasting money on propaganda you cannot even get your devotees to watch.

Thank you.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

193 I'm waiting for the road trip movie of Barry's and his Pokeeestohnee boyfriend's trip to Pokeeeeeeeestohn. "Barry and Bharish's Most Excellent Adventure."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (1ZOkK)

194 155 I'm sure it's full of that "as you know" monologueing that hack lefty writers are known for.

"As you know, Bob..." Ranks just over "little did I know at the time..." as the worst lines in writing history.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:09 PM (39g3+)

"But do you not see?" - repeated line in the Sarah Palin dystopian novel that was mercilessly skewered at AoSHQ many moons ago.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (7HtZB)

195
Remaking Logan's Run would be so wrong.By the way its on at 4am Sunday on TMC

TCM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (IqV8l)

196 Better film has been seen on teeth...

Posted by: Meremortal at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (3myMJ)

197 Drat...

//Zombie Joe Kennedy
Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 03:12 PM (SzZnW)

-----

Oooooooo...... the rare "I forgot to put my sock ON" faux pas.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

198 I see navycopjoe checked in. Can only mean one thing.....it's about time for Jay Cutler to begin his annual charity drive known as Interceptions For Defensive Backs.

Cause no free safety should go without picking off Jay Cutler.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (/HC6x)

199 172 - I have always heard there were a few officers who thought JFK should have faced a court marshal for losing his boat.

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (0G2eQ)

200 A day long first date? Says a lot.

Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (gmeXX)

201 A Leni Reifenstahl joint

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (uz/Pv)

202 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date:

Hostel. Human Centipede. Audition. Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (kumBu)

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (KUaJL)

203 >>Because why worry about box office, Hollywood, when virtue signalling is
so much more satisfying than rolling around in a mountain of cash?

Yep, all those new younger, more diverse members of the Academy (thanks to last year's 'Oscars so white!' scandal) will know how to vote...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (NOIQH)

204 The left really does love them some cult of personality.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (V3IFq)

205 Fuck Barky and his movie.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (0JWGH)

206 In the last 8 years how many again did they have separate vacations?

Obama's annual b-day weekend golfing at Camp David with his posse of high school and college friends.

Michelle's numerous unreported trips to Vail to visit a friend.


Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (NOIQH)


They spend Valentine's Days apart. He's usually golfing with his "buddies."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (1ZOkK)

207 >> Because why worry about box office, Hollywood,
>> when virtue signalling is so much more satisfying
>> than rolling around in a mountain of cash?

So in other words Hollywood's trying to rob the urban poor of their money with crap films that no one else will see?

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (o+SC1)

208 A Leni Reifenstahl joint

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (uz/Pv)

*applause*

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (c6/9Q)

209 My first LOL of the day. Thx!
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 03:00 PM (jBuUi)


Glad I could give you a chuckle!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (7KFPB)

210 31 *Their* first date or his first heterosexual date?

____________

Barry's first non-composite date.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (NnYnv)

Not true. Barry and Mani T'O had the same girlfr- oh.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (t06LC)

211 Thanks Bartram

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (0G2eQ)

212 The Left, BLM, and people like that fuck Fredo have made it A OK to disrespect the American Flag and America. I hate what this Country is becoming

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (zp+j1)

213
Thank God for the count- to-ten effect of being at work. By the time I had popped my earbuds in and turned on the volume on my PC, I thought WHAT!!?? What in hell are you doing watching that trailer?! You're only gonna vomit all over your keyboard.

Not clicking.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (gFEMV)

214 Like the fashion designers that say Michelle O is the bestest beautifulests FLOTUS since Jackie O, the reviewers say whatever. The left and media are invested in the SAB* and will do what they can to prop him up.


(* Skinny Assed Bitch)

Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (g1MTt)

215 189 Don't worry...now that the embroiling rape scandal of the Birth of a Nation" director is coming to light, hindering its Oscar awards campaign, Southside can slip in and win all the things instead I guess.

Because why worry about box office, Hollywood, when virtue signalling is so much more satisfying than rolling around in a mountain of cash?
Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2016 03:13 PM (hvf9s)

This would actually not surprise me one darn bit. We are so far into 1984 territory now that it would almost seem quaint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (WV3Yp)

216

And on a lot of different levels, the Ellen Degeneres movie, Mr. Wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:10 PM
*****
I thought that movie was hilarious. I love the scene when Bill Pullman steals beer from the gas station. He was a total riot in that role.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (6IPEM)

217

I like to set up a horror related front porch scene every Halloween... this is PERFECT!

The weak will shit themselves puke and run, the strong will be reduced to crawling though said shit and piss for... A PENNY!

BBBWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

good think my whole front is concrete. Easy to hose off.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (WVCC6)

218 202 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date:

Hostel. Human Centipede. Audition. Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:07 PM (kumBu)

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (KUaJL)

The Crying Game

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (7HtZB)

219 These fuckin NFL players are the stupid fucks...maybe they should have gone to class once in a while. And have I said Fuck ESPN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (zp+j1)

220 17 Made $3 million more than it should have.(Frankly Ghostbusters did way better than I thought it would)
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 02:52 PM (fA75F)

Sony's still going to eat 70-100 million in losses, despite all the tricks Sony and Paul Feig used to boost Ghostbusters viewings.

Posted by: The Institute at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (nGsFZ)

221 172 - I have always heard there were a few officers who thought JFK should have faced a court marshal for losing his boat.

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:14 PM (0G2eQ)

I've never served and am not a sailor or anything, but how the fuck do you get your boat run over by a fucking destroyer in the middle of the pacific?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (t06LC)

222 >>I'm waiting for the road trip movie of Barry's and his Pokeeestohnee
boyfriend's trip to Pokeeeeeeeestohn. "Barry and Bharish's Most
Excellent Adventure."


Ah, but the "Barry" movie has cast a girlfriend for Barry, so totes rewriting that part about him having the Pakistani BF/roommate...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (NOIQH)

223 You will be forced to love these people, because first African-American couple. Or something.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (bc7LP)

224 Ladies, if you suffer from an impaired immune system, or excessive inflammation in your joints, this will help.

You're welcome (via RCP).


http://tinyurl.com/hf6px48

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (/m8T6)

225 I heard they were remaking To Hell and Back with Angelina Jolie as Audrey Murphy

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (fA75F)

226 The Crying Game
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (7HtZB)

Napoleon Dynamite

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (KUaJL)

227 Off, strangled sock!

Posted by: MTF at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (/m8T6)

228
I have always heard there were a few officers who thought JFK should have faced a court marshal for losing his boat.
Posted by: Skip


Why? He sank the Bismarck with it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (IqV8l)

229 My version would have Barak waliking the Wookie up to her door, lots of sweet nothings, a kiss goodnight them Him and Reggie go back for some real x rated frolicking

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (0G2eQ)

230 I've never served and am not a sailor or anything, but how the fuck do you get your boat run over by a fucking destroyer in the middle of the pacific?
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (t06LC)


it was nighttime and there were no lights on either vessel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (zp+j1)

231 Her ass isn't nearly as gigantic as it should be.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (qJhUV)

232 I've never served and am not a sailor or anything, but how the fuck do you get your boat run over by a fucking destroyer in the middle of the pacific?
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (t06LC)

I, er, thought that he was going to turn first.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (7HtZB)

233 Is this the thread where we talk about Weiner?

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (M99fB)

234 "...Imagine young Barry's surprise at the SIZE of that thing..."

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (F1ndw)

235 And why the hell would you go to see a movie about a first date rather than just go on a first date?

Make your own history, jeez. Anyone can get a first date.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (vdTWa)

236 BARACK: So Michelle, what is it that you look for in a man?


MICHELLE: [Scowling] Total. Submission.


BARACK: Do you have your own enormous dildo or will one of mine do?


MICHELLE: Why do you think I carry this enormous purse, maggot?

******Later******

Michelle: I have beaten you, driven you before me, and have heard you lament like a woman!

Barack: *swoon* I'm yours!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

237 Jesus I hate ESPN

Dumb fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (zp+j1)

238 Jollyrodger that was the 1,000,000 dollar question.

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (0G2eQ)

239 it was nighttime and there were no lights on either vessel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (zp+j1)

True, but its the middle of the ocean. Like the pacific. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (t06LC)

240 ESPN ,Hollywood,all of them with open contempt for half of their US audience(the US part is key for Hollywood,they no longer care as much about the US market)

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 03:19 PM (fA75F)

241 JFK ended up on PT-109 after he had crashed a previous boat into the docks, doing a "Top Gun"-like bit of hotdogging, if memory serves.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2016 03:19 PM (2cS/G)

242 From the looks of the screenshot, she's got the "miserable" spot on.

Posted by: The Amazon Rainforest at August 29, 2016 03:20 PM (2AfJx)

243
202 Movies that were a more accurate depiction of Mooch and Barry's 1st date


Ace Ventura: Pet Defective?

After all, Barry is driving a Nissan Stanza.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 29, 2016 03:20 PM (FlRtG)

244 They worked together at Newton Minow's law firm.

Posted by: Make a Wish Global Initiative at August 29, 2016 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

245 I guess one critic says it is the best first date ever. I guess his idea of a good first date differs from mine.

Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 03:20 PM (gmeXX)

246 Film seems to be missing a couple of drive-bys. For ambience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:20 PM (1ZOkK)

247 "True, but its the middle of the ocean. Like the pacific. What are the odds of that?"

I know, right?

-- Captain Edward Smith, Titanic

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 03:20 PM (iIzG7)

248 "True, but its the middle of the ocean. Like the pacific. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (t06LC) "

I can't say for sure, but the porter told me there was A Third Boat...

Posted by: Holly Martins at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (kumBu)

249 Victor/Victoria more accurate.

Posted by: Wayne Allyn Root at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (FXW24)

250 Gene Wilder dead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (IqV8l)

251 Does he stutter?

Posted by: TitanTom at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (NnZWy)

252

vomit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (qCMvj)

253 JEEBUS. Gene Wilder has died. 83 years old.

RIP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (1ZOkK)

254 The Danish Girl: "He warns them that it is a very dangerous operation that has never been attempted before, and Lili would be one of the first to undergo it. Lili immediately agrees and, soon after, travels to Germany to begin the surgery. Unfortunately, her eagerness to shed the vestiges of her male anatomy leads her to rush the sequence of procedures, and she eventually dies of complications from the surgery."

I love movies with happy endings.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (BWL+E)

255 Oh, to have been a fly on *that* first-date wall.

"You're an affirmative-action Ivy League law school grad who couldn't pass the bar exam in NY or DC? Wow! Me too! What are the odds?"

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (noWW6)

256 239 it was nighttime and there were no lights on either vessel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:17 PM (zp+j1)

True, but its the middle of the ocean. Like the pacific. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (t06LC)

I mean, Jesus. The sheer amount of ocean that isn't PT-109 vs the part that is is massive. And they didn't have someone on deck to drive or maybe listen for a destroyer even if they can't see? Apparently it was going at a good clip. I've been around tankers and other large ships moving and you can tell when you're around one on the ocean.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (t06LC)

257 JFK ended up on PT-109 after he had crashed a previous boat into the docks, doing a "Top Gun"-like bit of hotdogging, if memory serves.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2016 03:19 PM (2cS/G)

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John F Kennedy did a four G, INVERTED dive, with a MIG19, in his PT boat??? WHAT, may I ask.... was he doing there???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

258 How did they do the Man's Country scenes?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2016 03:22 PM (BC5E+)

259 Colin Powell advised me to see this movie.

Posted by: Bob at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (ixM4j)

260
"I dropped to my knees. Slowly, I lowered her panties. It seemed to take for ever. And there I was confronted with the most magnificent womanhood I have ever seen. Her massive, engorged purple throbbing clit, glistening with rage juice, a flaming kill-clit, ready to use my every hole..."

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (WVCC6)

261 Does the movie show how Michelle Robinson was hired by Sidley & Austin (the firm where they worked together, and the only job practicing law that "brilliant, successful, Harvard lawyer" Michelle ever had), as an affirmative action hire, and how she had a special "mentor" to help her at the firm? Does it show how Michelle never quite got the hang of her duties, and how she flunked the Illinois bar exam? Does it show when the partners at the law firm told Michelle that she "wasn't the right fit" for the firm (lawyer-speak for "you suck"), and they suggested she pursue her legal career elsewhere?

Does it show her packing up her things and leaving the firm, and then using Barry's and her (ward boss) daddy's political connections to get herself (after a period of unemployment) hired in a non-lawyer, political patronage job that paid her six figures, not because she had any special skills, but because of who she knew?

Does the movie show Michelle elbowing other people out of buffet lines at political fundraisers, yelling "I'm the Senator's wife!" (as she reportedly had a habit of doing in Chicago)?

Does the movie show Michelle Obama filing divorce papers after Barry lost his primary race for a seat in congress, as she reportedly did?

Just wondering how truthful this "love" story really is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (NnYnv)

262 Did she daintily sip from his penis? Then it wasn't the best first date ever.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (rrKIh)

263 Does the Obama character do that stupid thumb-finger-pinch thing that the real Obama can't talk without doing?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (xN1DB)

264
The actor playing Barry looks way too masculine to be that pansy and the woman portraying Aunt Esther isn't masculine enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (493sH)

265 RIP Gene. A rare brand of comic genius. I'm not really a religious type, but I hope he gets to see Gilda again...

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (kumBu)

266 "JEEBUS. Gene Wilder has died. 83 years old."



*stands up, puts hat over heart*



That man gave us so many memories. God Bless you, Gene. Godspeed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (9ym/8)

267 John F Kennedy did a four G, INVERTED dive, with a MIG19, in his PT boat??? WHAT, may I ask.... was he doing there???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

Classic.

Holy fuck! Its Chip or Joanna Gaines! I too am a huge fan of shiplap.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:23 PM (t06LC)

268 I hope Gene sees Gilda again. RIP.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (uz/Pv)

269 How soon before the police began rounding up every single American and forcing them to watch this movie? (By the way: does the actor that plays the role of the ONLY perfect human being have a HOT, BEAUTIFUL SMILE like He does?)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (7qU8l)

270 I've never served and am not a sailor or anything, but how the fuck do you get your boat run over by a fucking destroyer in the middle of the pacific?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:16 PM (t06LC


The same way RMS Olympic as a troop transport spotted and rammed a German U-boat in WWI. They did not see it coming. (And the Titanic's sister-ship was considerably bigger than a 1,500 ton destroyer.)

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

271 It's telling that the only "critic" the panned it was a black dude.

Sycophants gotta sycophant.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (s7tob)

272 More like the waterski boat that comes in real close to shore to freak out the swimmers, he barreled in and tried to turn, smacking into a bunch of shit. Seen it mentioned in a few bios, don't know if it's apocryphal or not.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (2cS/G)

273 Do they have any b-roll of the bath houses?

Does Rom Emanyuel make a cameo?

Posted by: Bob at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (ixM4j)

274 No listing as far as production budget goes. However, considering how much money has been spent on various lefty love letters over the past decades, it will probably not be a Lady Ghostbusters level disaster.

Sad to say, but it will probably make money, while a lot of the other movies with much higher budgets should have lost a lot of execs their jobs. If you know, it was about making money for their companies and not pushing a specific world view.

Looks like I picked the wrong decade to quit drinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (WV3Yp)

275 The actor playing Barry looks way too masculine to be that pansy and the woman portraying Aunt Esther isn't masculine enough

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Well said.

Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 03:25 PM (gmeXX)

276 That's so sad. I love Gene Wilder. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of my all time favorite movies. Also the one he did with Richard Pryor. I can't remmeber the name.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 03:25 PM (6IPEM)

277 Ahhh, the age-old tale

"Boy" meets "girl"

they share their hatred for America

fall in love, get married,

yadda, yadda

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 29, 2016 03:25 PM (oAY8z)

278 I'll have to watch Blazing Saddles again.

Damn, Gene. A genius, that one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:25 PM (1ZOkK)

279 250 Gene Wilder dead
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (IqV8l)

RIP. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen Young Frankenstein.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

280 I thought there was always a court martial when a captain lost a boat, just to establish what happened? Or did they stop doing that? Or was it just "he's the ambassador's son so let's take it easy on him?"

And why the hell would you go to see a movie about a first date rather than just go on a first date?

Especially since every first date movie is about how they go do something creative other than a movie.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:25 PM (39g3+)

281 I mean, Jesus. The sheer amount of ocean that isn't PT-109 vs the part that is is massive. And they didn't have someone on deck to drive or maybe listen for a destroyer even if they can't see? Apparently it was going at a good clip. I've been around tankers and other large ships moving and you can tell when you're around one on the ocean.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (t06LC)


Moonless night... and very very dark.

They were in some straights between the islands... looking to ambush the Japanese... engines running on low, but still running...

Men were on deck, Pilot, Capt. gunners... and on look out... but it was so dark they missed the oncoming destroyer... and the oncoming destroyer did not see them either (otherwise it would have fired at them)...

Put it down to bad luck and shit happens...

But was not heroic IMO...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (qf6WZ)

282 Fucking AutoCucumber.

Knee PADS, not fucking knee pass.

Grrrrrrr

Posted by: Sharkman at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (PQmzi)

283 Wilder jeans shouldn't be worn in public!

Posted by: Emily Litella at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (FXW24)

284
Are they going to do a movie of Barry and Reggie's first date?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (493sH)

285 I wish I could recall who it was over the weekend that said that maybe Trump doesn't understand that the presidency isn't just a nine to five job, it's a 24 hour a day job. I know it was some lefty you see regularly on one of the Fox news channels, but are you serious? You mean if Trump becomes president he'll be forced to give up golf?

and if you want me to see a movie and Barky and Moochelle, you'll need to kidnap my mother and use that as ransom.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (2JQBv)

286 RIP Gene Wilder.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (JtBPN)

287 Gene Wilder = GENIUS Wilder

PS Obama is, and I mean this in the original sense of the term, the Democrat "tar baby" for this election. Trump and Republicans need to avoid.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (3NYhr)

288 279 250 Gene Wilder dead
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (IqV8l)

RIP. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen Young Frankenstein.



Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (JtBPN)

289 "I've never served and am not a sailor or anything, but how the fuck do
you get your boat run over by a fucking destroyer in the middle of the
pacific?"

As I recall, the collision happened not in the open sea, but in an interisland strait.

But PT commanders weren't supposed to be in the middle of the straits. They were supposed to be lurking in the shallows, waiting to get a side shot at a passing vessel with their only ship-killing armament, the torpedoes. On the most advantageous attack vector for a PT boat.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (noWW6)

290 The same way RMS Olympic as a troop transport spotted and rammed a German U-boat in WWI. They did not see it coming. (And the Titanic's sister-ship was considerably bigger than a 1,500 ton destroyer.)

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

That seems less like an explanation for JFK than negligence by a UBoat captain. You had one job.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (t06LC)

291 RIP Gene Wilder. Willy Wonka. The Waco Kid. FrankenSCHTEEN.

You will be sorely missed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (WV3Yp)

292 I mean, Jesus. The sheer amount of ocean that isn't PT-109 vs the part
that is is massive. And they didn't have someone on deck to drive or
maybe listen for a destroyer even if they can't see? Apparently it was
going at a good clip. I've been around tankers and other large ships
moving and you can tell when you're around one on the ocean.

I've read a few things that suggested that everybody topside had fallen asleep.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (qJhUV)

293 So did he pork her on the first date?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (ODxAs)

294 and if you want me to see a movie and Barky and Moochelle, you'll need to kidnap my mother and use that as ransom.

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A lot of moms would sacrifice themselves.

Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (gmeXX)

295 Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:26 PM (JtBPN)

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There's a movie that could couldnt get made today.

Instead.... we get the shit like the subject matter of this thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

296 That's Fronckenschtein.

Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (xVRrG)

297 I mean, Jesus. The sheer amount of ocean that isn't PT-109 vs the part that is is massive. And they didn't have someone on deck to drive or maybe listen for a destroyer even if they can't see? Apparently it was going at a good clip. I've been around tankers and other large ships moving and you can tell when you're around one on the ocean.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (t06LC)




My guess Jack was trying to get close enough to ask if they had any geishas on board. The boy had needs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (493sH)

298 Blazing Saddles was his best role. I never really thought a lot of him as a comedic or other actor but often his roles were fun. He was good enough even in crap like Silver Streak or odd stuff like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (39g3+)

299 293
So did he pork her on the first date?


I Muslim. I Beef 'em...

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (WVCC6)

300 Not to ruin the movie or anything, but did Sparky score any booty on the first date or is he a girly man?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (oDCMR)

301 So did he pork her on the first date?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (ODxAs)

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Well, he's a Muslim, so no.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (8XRCm)

302 293 So did he pork her on the first date?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
_________

Stop. Right. There. I thought the movie was supposed to be a happy movie.

Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (57K5j)

303 276 That's so sad. I love Gene Wilder. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of my all time favorite movies. Also the one he did with Richard Pryor. I can't remmeber the name.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 03:25 PM (6IPEM)

Silver Streak?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (WV3Yp)

304 Gene Wilder dead.

And the millenials are left with the likes of Seth Rogen.

Sucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (1ZOkK)

305 I've lost my rack of the number of times I watched Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (BC5E+)

306 "So what do you like to do?"
"Play chess. Screw..."

So long Waco Kid.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (qJhUV)

307 "265 RIP Gene. A rare brand of comic genius. I'm not really a religious type, but I hope he gets to see Gilda again..."


Even displayed a good singing voice in Willie Wonka. A true performer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (OD2ni)

308 So, a bit of 6 degrees of separation -

My mother dated Pete Ostrum (Charlie Bucket in the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory) for a bit in Jr. High. So I could have been lil Charlie Bucket. But then I wouldn't be me, so I guess it's a good thing they broke up.

Pete went on to quit show business and become a veterinarian. From what I hear, he never let his fleeting fame go to his head and stayed a nice, humble man. I imagine they'll contact him for interviews in the wake of Gene's death.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (kumBu)

309 Roger Ebert was going to review that movie before he took the easy way out.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (PFy0L)

310 track. Fucking phone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (BC5E+)

311 Gene Wilder dead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM


Let's not start harvesting his brain just yet, Eyegor....word is this might be a hoax.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (bzd8I)

312 They will be portrayed as voicing noble sentiments, which they probaby never said, and which they could not possibly believe, based on their actions. So it will end up being straight up propaganda. Painful and irritating to watch.

Most importantly, he is a mediocre left wing turd, therefore this cannot escape being boring. I can't see even the AA crowd flocking to see this.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (g6yUI)

313 There's a movie that could couldnt get made today.

Instead.... we get the shit like the subject matter of this thread.

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I like how the Bad News Bears was rated PG. Ironically you can say, show and do a lot more on public TV, but the movies have become much stricter.

Posted by: SH at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (gmeXX)

314 >> Just wondering how truthful this "love" story really
>> is.

If you have to ask...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (o+SC1)

315 A cult of personality requires some level of popularity and strength in the leader. Sometimes it is hard to reach the popularity level of a Mussolini, Hitler, or Mao.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (7ZVPa)

316 fuck 'em all.

bastards.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (WTSFk)

317 304 And Amy Shumer!

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM (fA75F)

318 I've lost my rack of the number of times I watched Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (BC5E+)

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Oooooooo...... Hope youre not an Ette.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

319
I thought southside with you was a euphemism for getting shot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (ODxAs)

320 I never saw Wilder as a terrific actor but he was always genial and pleasant. I think Mel Brooks got the best performances out of Wilder.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (39g3+)

321 Wilder and Mostel in "the Producers" was Brooks best movie, in my spoiled opinion.
RIP, seemed like a nice guy I suppose. Also that goofy movie he did with Harrison Ford, forget the title.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (2JQBv)

322 305
I've lost my rack of the number of times I watched Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (BC5E+)


Same here. Never gets old.

And this generation gets the Barry and Mooch "love story."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (1ZOkK)

323 253
JEEBUS. Gene Wilder has died. 83 years old.

RIP.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:21 PM (1ZOkK)


Oh nooooo!

RIP Waco kid!

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (Enq6K)

324 Stop. Right. There. I thought the movie was supposed to be a happy movie.
Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM (57K5j)

Well she does have amazin' tracks o' Arms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (WV3Yp)

325 Gag inducing...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (O2RFr)

326 So did he pork her on the first date?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 03:27 PM (ODxAs)





Other way around, she found him stoned, half awake covered in splooge in front of Man's Country muttering just one more dick, just one more so she obliged him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (493sH)

327 Wilder was always at his best with Mel Brooks. And vice-versa.

Great talent, but man did he make some bad movies with Pryor.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (vdTWa)

328 OK...Wikipedia has gone from dead to alive to dead again in 90 seconds.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (bzd8I)

329 It may have had limited viewership during its initial theatrical release but it is expected to reach a much greater audience during re-release in small screen format at Happy Fun Camps across the nation.

That is all, comrades.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 03:30 PM (wPiJc)

330 True, but its the middle of the ocean. Like the pacific. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:18 PM (t06LC)


It was Blackett Strait, in the Solomons, not the middle of the ocean. Boating at night can be really weird and being able to see something on the water is difficult.

Case: One year we were returning from fireworks patrol on the main trunk of the Detroit River. To our starboard is the RenCen, to Port Windsor Casino, the shoreline all lit up. I noticed that the lights in the middle of the span of the Ambassador Bridge went out and I thought "What could have caused that?" Then I suddenly realized, looked and saw the freighter coming right at us, 700 feet of very big, very black hull.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 03:31 PM (hLRSq)

331 I wonder what the purpose is to bring this to the screen. Was it a way to funnel money to the Obama's like Hillary and her book deal? There has to be more to it than the cult of Obama.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 29, 2016 03:31 PM (CZCmp)

332 Gene Wilder has died. 83 years old.

Sad... I really liked Him.... RIP...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 03:31 PM (O2RFr)

333 Little bastard shot me right in the ass!

Posted by: Waco Kid at August 29, 2016 03:31 PM (WV3Yp)

334
I rack myself every time I watch Blazing Saddles.

I have issues!

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Posted by: Pery Fan at August 29, 2016 03:31 PM (WVCC6)

335 Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 03:28 PM
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Yeah, that's the one. I really, really need to watch Blazing Saddles. Idk I keep putting it off.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 29, 2016 03:32 PM (6IPEM)

336 320 I never saw Wilder as a terrific actor but he was always genial and pleasant. I think Mel Brooks got the best performances out of Wilder.
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My favorite was the Producers. Wilder was a fantastic personality - similar to John Wayne - but different. He was a true comic talent.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2016 03:32 PM (oDCMR)

337 Workplace recruitment of a superior.

This ain't Jeopardy.

That wasn't a question.

No wonder there is statute law about it.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 29, 2016 03:32 PM (PHcLa)

338 Young white Hawaiian communist looking for some interracial sex.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 29, 2016 03:32 PM (N7G17)

339 Silver Streak, Stir Crazy, and Hear No Evil, See No Evil were the Wilder/Pryor films. None were very good.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:32 PM (39g3+)

340 "291 RIP Gene Wilder. Willy Wonka. The Waco Kid. FrankenSCHTEEN."


No offense to Mathew Broderick, but Gene Wilder was Leo Bloom.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 29, 2016 03:33 PM (OD2ni)

341 That's FRONKEN-SHTEEN!!!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 03:33 PM (wPiJc)

342 Don't sell that cow!

Posted by: Bonnie & Clyde at August 29, 2016 03:33 PM (FXW24)

343 RIP Gene Wilder

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 03:33 PM (wPiJc)

344 ... except gene wilder.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 29, 2016 03:33 PM (WTSFk)

345 "... but it is expected to reach a much greater audience during re-release in small screen format..."

By which you mean, I assume, direct-to-cellular?

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 29, 2016 03:33 PM (iIzG7)

346 I wonder what the purpose is to bring this to the screen.

I suspect they've been itching to make Barry O'Bama movies for 8 years and have been asked to wait until now, so the dam is breaking.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (39g3+)

347
Let's not start harvesting his brain just yet, Eyegor....word is this might be a hoax.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2016 03:29 PM


One thing's for sure...it's Abnormal!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (IqV8l)

348 93% fresh, huh?
That's blockbuster and Oscar territory.

Back in reality, it means you don't want to be first to stop clapping for Dear Leader.

A cult of love and fear, but mostly...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (kKHcp)

349 hey, who wrote Young Frankenstein?

Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (xVRrG)

350 I really, really need to watch Blazing Saddles. Idk I keep putting it off.

Don't.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (39g3+)

351 Gene Wilder?

Reaper's working overtime this year. Wish he'd knock it off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (9krrF)

352 This is the Hollywood producer version of telling people you won't shop at Walmart.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (vdTWa)

353 Will they remake the all girl Ghostbusters with Sparky in the lead? They would clean up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (oDCMR)

354 I read the first draft of the script and in it they met in a Chicago park. In a men's room. They met cute, putting their faces over the same glory hole and accidentally kissed. Just beautiful. Naturally they had to change a few details such as Mooches gender.

It's a special movie for anyone who's ever been in love, with another dude who wear's a dress.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (kfcYC)

355 I would like for you to look at my boner.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (dciA+)

356 Gene Wilder dead, and George Soros still above ground.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (1ZOkK)

357 Mongo and Grossberger depressed.

Posted by: Where You Headed Cowboy at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (FXW24)

358 What is it this time, Barry?

* listens *

No! That's a stupid idea. It's NOT slander.

* listens *

I know it showed the actress smiling, but it's still not slander.

* listens *

No, I don't believe that you kissed her, either. Still not slander. Why don't you go see if any "Saved by the Bell" reruns are on TV?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (57K5j)

359 Wilders breakthrough role was as Eugene in Bonnie and Clyde..

Posted by: TexasJew at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (N7G17)

360 According to Variety, Wilder died of complications of Alzheimer's disease.

We keep losing all the good ones.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 29, 2016 03:35 PM (m3gkS)

361 I'm in pain!..and I'm wet!...and I'm still hysterical!

Posted by: Leo Bloom at August 29, 2016 03:36 PM (kumBu)

362 Those reviews at Rotten Tomatos...oy.

My favorite:

If you can set politics aside for 80 delightful minutes, even the staunchest Republicans will swoon over "Southside with You."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 03:36 PM (WlGX+)

363 What could the movie possibly be about?


Two lazy layabout Ivy League EEO quota fillers, constantly bitching sophomorically about the oppression of America while smoking financial-aid funded weed, sipping latte's and cashing government checks?

Neither one of them ever DID anything.

At least the Jeremiah Wright tirades will be noisy and keep some awake.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (zu88C)

364 By which you mean, I assume, direct-to-cellular?


Posted by: Qoheleth


*****

Well, I was thinking along the lines of 8 mm film projected onto a sheet hung on the wall of the camp barracks, but sure...your version is perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (wPiJc)

365 >> Gene Wilder dead.

> And the millenials are left with the likes of Seth
>> Rogen.

The more exact comparison there would be to Mel Brooks, and THAT one comes off even worse for the stoners.



Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (o+SC1)

366 We keep losing all the good ones
==================

Amy Schumer and Seth Rogan will live to be 200.

Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (xVRrG)

367 Can't Soros buy up millions of dollars worth of tickets without anybody actually having to show up, as he likely bought up the Obama/Ayers book without anyone much actually reading it, or since Obama is a lame duck is it just not worth it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (6HqlZ)

368 Wilder's performance in The Frisco Kid was perfection.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (RwwCT)

369 No offense to Mathew Broderick, but Gene Wilder was Leo Bloom.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 29, 2016 03:33 PM (OD2ni)

"When is it going to be Bloom's day?" And the calendar in the background read June 16th. RIP Gene.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (7HtZB)

370 >>>Silver Streak, Stir Crazy, and Hear No Evil, See No Evil were the Wilder/Pryor films. None were very good.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:32 PM (39g3+)

I love Silver Streak. I realize this is going to sound dumb, but I saw it when I was young, so the point is, Silver Streak for me is a Hitchcock movie.

Exotic locations, bizarre plot... also very funny. Good villain in Patrick MacGoohan.

Posted by: ace at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (dciA+)

371 359 Wilders breakthrough role was as Eugene in Bonnie and Clyde..
---------------------
That wasn't Wilder. That was Michael J. Pollard. He was hot for about two years.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (oDCMR)

372 Staunch Republicans do not "swoon."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (WlGX+)

373 349 hey, who wrote Young Frankenstein?
Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (xVRrG)

Probably Mel Brooks. Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

374 She could go to the bath house these days and just say she identifies as a male. Completely believable.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (brElc)

375 Those reviews at Rotten Tomatos...oy.

My favorite:

If you can set politics aside for 80 delightful minutes, even the staunchest Republicans will swoon over "Southside with You."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 03:36 PM (WlGX+)




And by swoon they mean puke although I'm sure Paul Quisling Ryan probably would swoon over it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (493sH)

376 360
According to Variety, Wilder died of complications of Alzheimer's disease.



Damn.


You know who was a million times better looking than Dear Leader? Cleavon Little.


Killed it as Sheriff Bart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (1ZOkK)

377 President Obama is prepared to enter into the Paris climate accord as early as this week even though Republicans have insisted that the pact must be ratified by the Senate, according to a report out of China.

Trump should pound the Left and The FAB over this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (zp+j1)

378 HAG Io GRAFITTI...we have a Weiner...his performance was not as stiff and semi pudendal.......San Fernando Porn Chronic ALL

Posted by: saf at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (+zN6H)

379 I'd pay to see a Bad Lip Reading treatment of it.

Posted by: Socratease at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (FqHs5)

380 I was gonna go to the movies yesterday, but I slipped in the shower and broke every bone in my body. Plus, my arm fell off.

Posted by: Tony Romo at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (kTF2Z)

381 If you can set politics aside for 80 delightful minutes, even the staunchest Republicans will swoon over "Southside with You."



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 03:36 PM (WlGX+)



I don't 'swoon' over any couple....least of which would be those two jamokes.



Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 03:39 PM (Enq6K)

382 hey, who wrote Young Frankenstein?
Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (xVRrG)

Probably Mel Brooks. Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (RD7QR)





I'm pretty sure Young Frankenstein was Wilder's idea/story and Blazing Saddles was Brooks'

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:39 PM (493sH)

383 She's prettier than the actual Michelle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:39 PM (6HqlZ)

384 Plus, my arm fell off.

I feel your pain. Call me.

Posted by: Michele Fields - still recuperating at August 29, 2016 03:39 PM (WlGX+)

385 Also the one he did with Richard Pryor. I can't remmeber the name.
Posted by: L, Elle



See No Evil. I've never seen it.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 03:40 PM (g6yUI)

386 'Southside With You' made me wet and hysterical!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 29, 2016 03:40 PM (FXW24)

387
Christmas deliveries in trouble:

http://tinyurl.com/zul6cb9

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 03:40 PM (ODxAs)

388 383 She's prettier than the actual Michelle.

Low bar to hurdle.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 03:40 PM (WlGX+)

389 I really a quit facepalming about things or I'll end up with calluses on my forehead.

That said,

*facepalm*

Totally.
Not.
A.
Cult.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 29, 2016 03:40 PM (Z8DIA)

390 She's prettier than the actual Michelle.


Not hard to be...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (O2RFr)

391 I think Trump should reference Gene Wilder, embracing Blazing Saddles for its lack of PCness, and stereotyping racism. Then ask Hildebeest to offer her opinion on why Blazing Saddles could never be made today.

Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (iLoHX)

392 No thanks. I'll wait for the movie where he does his first coke.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (j1Wvr)

393 hey, who wrote Young Frankenstein?
Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 03:34 PM (xVRrG)

Probably Mel Brooks. Too lazy to look it up.




Both per IMDb.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (JtBPN)

394
Wilders breakthrough role was as Eugene in Bonnie and Clyde..
---------------------
That wasn't Wilder. That was Michael J. Pollard. He was hot for about two years.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM


Pollard was C.W. Moss

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061418

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (IqV8l)

395 This train left the station a long time ago.

Hasn't it been 6 or 7 years since peak demigod status ?

Posted by: Howard Hughes at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (HtL8O)

396 386
'Southside With You' made me wet and hysterical!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 29, 2016 03:40 PM (FXW24)


I cried!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (1ZOkK)

397 She's prettier than the actual Michelle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:39 PM (6HqlZ)




They should have cast zombie LaWanda Page in the roll.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (493sH)

398 "380 I was gonna go to the movies yesterday, but I slipped in the shower and broke every bone in my body. Plus, my arm fell off.
Posted by: Tony Romo a"


STOP TEASING ME!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 29, 2016 03:41 PM (OD2ni)

399 Richard Pryor wrote Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2016 03:42 PM (BC5E+)

400 They nailed Moochelle.

She was a bitch even back in '89.

Posted by: Golfman at August 29, 2016 03:42 PM (48QDY)

401 If you do not watch this movie and love it you will go to HELL!

Posted by: J. "Gator" Carville at August 29, 2016 03:42 PM (c0/+W)

402 383 She's prettier than the actual Michelle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:39 PM (6HqlZ)


Patrick Ewing is prettier than the actual Michelle.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 03:42 PM (sZ8UC)

403 The Wookie is so ugly, even TFG didn't want sex with her on the first date.

But you know, all good Muslims get a wife or three. For appearances sake.

Don't want anyone to think that he is a fag.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 29, 2016 03:42 PM (4+VII)

404 ""When is it going to be Bloom's day?" And the calendar in the background read June 16th. RIP Gene.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:37 PM (7HtZB) "

Leave it to Mel Brooks to put in such a subtle joke for the readers in the audience, surrounded by some of the best slapstick you'll find post-Stooges.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:42 PM (kumBu)

405 Yeah Young Frankenstein was Wilder/Brooks.

Its really difficult to even explain how brilliant and talented Mel Brooks is. He is one of the funniest, most intelligent men to ever be on film or make a movie, perhaps ever. There's a documentary on Netflix that helps understand. He's just one of those guys that instinctively knows what to do without thinking and does it no matter how ridiculous he seems or embarrassing it might be for him. A national treasure, soon to be gone as well.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (39g3+)

406 I was gonna go to the movies yesterday, but I slipped in the shower and broke every bone in my body. Plus, my arm fell off.

Posted by: Tony Romo at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (kTF2Z)

Still a better starter than Kapernick

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (t06LC)

407 And by swoon they mean puke although I'm sure Paul Quisling Ryan probably would swoon over it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (493sH)

Go 'way! "Swoonin'".

Posted by: Quisling Paul Ryan, "Swooning" furiously at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (7HtZB)

408 Michelle isn't an unattractive woman, IMO. It's just that she has such an air of entitlement and has a scowl on her face or a complaint in her lips so often that she seems less attractive than she actually is. Attitude goes a long way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (6HqlZ)

409 So Obama's going to get an Oscar too? Not that they're not already ruined.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (kfcYC)

410 The Wookie is so ugly, even TFG didn't want sex with her on the first date.



Well, he's gay, so...

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (brElc)

411 Man, not even ME would sit through that shit.

Posted by: Colin Kapernick at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (qJhUV)

412
We love Barak Jong-un.

Posted by: Lefties at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (ODxAs)

413 That woman behind Hillary in the drudge photo looks like she is wearing a uniform. Cranberry colored slacks and a blouse with same cranberry color print. Very nurse-y looking.

Posted by: Sipping whiskey in the dark at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (93bH6)

414 I;m sorry about Gene Wilder. Was a good actor,a funny man and seemed like a decent one too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (6HqlZ)

415 Aw, yeah, I still got it.

Posted by: The Free Market at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (u0s1P)

416 408 Michelle isn't an unattractive woman, IMO. It's just that she has such an air of entitlement and has a scowl on her face or a complaint in her lips so often that she seems less attractive than she actually is. Attitude goes a long way.

I agree... The ugliness is from within...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (O2RFr)

417 Disconcerting to see actors even in fictional history not even close to their counterparts -- either in physicality or action. Michelle is as tall as Barry so having her so much shorter is odd. Her brother is a basketball coach, so I don't know why they would have a shorter person, unless it is to reinforce perceived power. Even odder is Barry being really black.

My own take was that theirs was another power-arranged marriage (Robinsons and Taylor/Jarrett). Relatively successful, but the handlers in the back room are much more important than is currently acknowledged.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (MIKMs)

418 I hear they cut this line "I hope I never find myself waking up in a house built by slaves."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (1ZOkK)

419 Michelle isn't an unattractive woman, IMO. It's just that she has such an air of entitlement and has a scowl on her face or a complaint in her lips so often that she seems less attractive than she actually is. Attitude goes a long way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (6HqlZ)




She is UUUGLY! She's got a mouth like a piranha and a perpetual scowl.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (493sH)

420 Michelle must be heat-broken that Colin Kaepernick doesn't like the version of America that she likes.

Posted by: Howard Hughes at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (+C5m6)

421 It wouldn't be a movie about Obama if it didn't lose money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (oDCMR)

422 Wow, Too bad Mystery SF theatre is off the air

Posted by: Dale the witless peasant at August 29, 2016 03:46 PM (kzxV0)

423 a scowl on her face or a complaint in her lips

... isn't this "Bitchy Resting Face" ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v98CPXNiSk

Posted by: Howard Hughes at August 29, 2016 03:46 PM (HtL8O)

424 She is UUUGLY! She's got a mouth like a piranha and a perpetual scowl.



Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 03:46 PM (JtBPN)

425 I'm pretty sure Young Frankenstein was Wilder's idea/story and Blazing Saddles was Brooks'
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:39 PM (493sH)

it was Wilder's idea but both Wilder and Brook's co-wrote it and Brook's directed it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 03:46 PM (zp+j1)

426 Lines from the movie they cut:


Michelle - I was going to go out with Joe tonight but he cancelled.

Barry - Oh he's just sssssooooo dreamy. I mean - who?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:46 PM (493sH)

427
Hillary does love herself some Mao fashions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (ODxAs)

428 406 I was gonna go to the movies yesterday, but I slipped in the shower and broke every bone in my body. Plus, my arm fell off.

Posted by: Tony Romo at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM (kTF2Z)

First thing I thought when I heard, was HTTR, NFL East Champions.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (oDCMR)

429 421 It wouldn't be a movie about Obama if it didn't lose money.


... ROFL ...............

Posted by: Howard Hughes at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (HtL8O)

430
Barack: Wanna see my weiner?

Michelle: Sure.

~The End~

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (2Mnv1)

431 422 Wow, Too bad Mystery SF theatre is off the air
Posted by: Dale the witless peasant at August 29, 2016 03:46 PM (kzxV0)

We still have RiffTrax. Maybe Mike Nelson will do a solo riff on it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (7HtZB)

432 I agree about Michelle Obama being not physically awful. Stoaty did a photoshop of her with more normal eyebrows and she seems sort of normal and pleasant. But there's an ugly inside her, and it comes out regularly like the demon in little Reagan MacNeil.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

433 "Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:43 PM (39g3+) "

Yeah, and I also think he knew when to get out of the game. To me, his only real bomb was Dracula: Dead and Loving It. I know some people really dislike Robin Hood: Men in Tights, but I thought it still had just enough of the classic Brooks charm to succeed as a decent spoof.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (kumBu)

434 And isn't this really the story of Obama?

Posted by: The Amazon Rainforest at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (2AfJx)

435 lol, question on the imdb forums: "Will Michelle be pre-op or post-op in this movie?"

I don't suppose they ate that delicacy, dog, on their first date?

Posted by: Lymond at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (wH6vD)

436 Barack: Wanna see my weiner?

Michelle: Sure.

~The End~
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (2Mnv1)



Barry - Okay. Reggie open your mouth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 03:48 PM (493sH)

437 The Waco Kid .. AKA Gene Wilder dead at 83

Posted by: Howard Hughes at August 29, 2016 03:49 PM (+C5m6)

438 I agree... The ugliness is from within...Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 03:44 PM (O2RFr)


I don't. I think she's ugly, period.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 03:49 PM (brElc)

439 Killed it as Sheriff Bart.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2016 03:38 PM


He did...it's twoo!

Posted by: Lilly von Schtupp at August 29, 2016 03:49 PM (bzd8I)

440 MST3K is actually coming back, but don't expect them to touch this with a ten foot pole. It's not their wheelhouse, and it wouldn't be prudent for them to alienate the brainless libs in their fanbase.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 03:50 PM (kumBu)

441
I don't. I think she's ugly, period.

Well she's no Melania Trump... Or Donald for that matter....

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 03:50 PM (O2RFr)

442 Speaking of Regan MacNeil,they are doing an Exorcist tv show.I'm sure that will be good.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 03:50 PM (fA75F)

443 "Even displayed a good singing voice in Willie Wonka. A true performer."

Also an adept dancer.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 03:50 PM (noWW6)

444 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: krakatoa at August 29, 2016 03:50 PM (RCS9o)

445 Also an adept dancer.

Puttin on the Riiiiz

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

446 But I hope the movie bombs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:51 PM (6HqlZ)

447 He did...it's twoo!

Baby you're sucking on my knee.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:51 PM (39g3+)

448 I liked Robin Hood : Men in Tights. But no - not as good as some of Mel's other works.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 03:51 PM (RKJF2)

449 430 Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (2Mnv1)

Close Fritz...

"You wanna see my duck Michelle?"

"You wanna see mine Barack?"

//Southside of Love

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 03:51 PM (SzZnW)

450 I know some people really dislike Robin Hood: Men in Tights, but I thought it still had just enough of the classic Brooks charm to succeed as a decent spoof.

If you like RMiT, if you haven't already, check out Mel Brook's short-lived 70s TV series When Things Were Rotten. His first shot at the Robin Hood legend. It only lasted one season, so it's all on one DVD set.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 29, 2016 03:52 PM (WlGX+)

451
"Even displayed a good singing voice in Willie Wonka. A true performer.">>>

Another movie where there was no reason for the remake.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2016 03:52 PM (wrS2o)

452 RIP Waco Kid.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 03:52 PM (cB1y7)

453 I wonder if Barack's composite girlfriend Millie shows up (you remember the composite girlfriend from his memoirs): astitched-together rag doll-like monster with wild saucer eyes and a hatchet, screaming 'Mine! Mine! Mine!'

Now that would be a movie I could watch.

Posted by: troyriser at August 29, 2016 03:53 PM (OGbEB)

454 Gene Wilder dead.


We could fill several pages of Blazing Saddles quotes, but it will never be shown at the "Fun Camps" Hillary will be opening. Southside With You will be shown in endless loops over and over all during you stay, or before the showers, or after a few times you have to watch it, you maybe ready for the showers.

Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2016 03:55 PM (hIWCG)

455 Another movie where there was no reason for the remake.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 29, 2016 03:52 PM (wrS2o)

I loathed the Johnny Depp remake. There was a creepy child molester vibe that is neither in the book (one of my favorites) or in the original movie with Gene Wilder; i don't think he liked it either although he may not have given that reasons. What's his name (Director) creepifies (is that a word? ;^);so many stories.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 03:55 PM (6HqlZ)

456 Does the film feature the couple overcoming honky antics?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 03:55 PM (Sfs6o)

457
I agree about Michelle Obama being not physically awful. Stoaty did a
photoshop of her with more normal eyebrows and she seems sort of normal
and pleasant. But there's an ugly inside her, and it comes out
regularly like the demon in little Reagan MacNeil. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)
=====

Like some tall women, she hunches her shoulders and I think that contributes to her perceived unattractiveness. Stand up straight, woman!

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2016 03:56 PM (MIKMs)

458
30 24 Did they keep the part where Bill Ayers introduced them?
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (jBuUi)

I thought Jeremiah Wright did that as part of his Beards for Queers outreach program.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (0mRoj)



They were introduced by ... Bernadine Dohrn, (aka Mrs. Bill Ayers), who worked at Sidley Austin with Mooch, but who could not practice because of those pesky felony convictions for terrorism.

But Ayers was just a guy in the neighborhood. No particular connection between them. I wish a guy in my neighborhood would call on me to help distribute $100 million (the Annenberg Challenge).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 03:57 PM (SRKgf)

459
Stand up straight, woman!

I refuse to stand up straight until the black woman is no longer oppressed in this country.

Posted by: Michelle Crampadick at August 29, 2016 03:58 PM (IqV8l)

460 Tim Burton directed the stupid Wonka remake as well as the stupid Planet of the Apes remake. His picture is in the dictionary entry under "Hack"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 03:58 PM (cB1y7)

461 'Southside With You' made me wet and hysterical!
Posted by: Chris Matthews

I know, right!?!

Posted by: pajama boy at August 29, 2016 04:00 PM (326rv)

462 Does the film feature the couple overcoming honky antics?

Yeah. Every white person they see crosses the street. Like any typical white person.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2016 04:01 PM (qJhUV)

463 Did they keep the part where Bill Ayers introduced them?
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2016 02:53 PM (jBuUi)

I thought Jeremiah Wright did that as part of his Beards for Queers outreach program.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 02:54 PM (0mRoj)



Rev. Wright - Barry here's your beard.


Barry - Does she have to be so....beardy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2016 04:01 PM (493sH)

464 Can we put Scorsese in cryo-freeze until the Trump presidency is over? I feel like he could make a masterpiece from it that would almost make the 2014-2020 era all worth it.

Posted by: reform highlander at August 29, 2016 04:02 PM (jCH/T)

465 But Ayers was just a guy in the neighborhood. No
particular connection between them. I wish a guy in my neighborhood
would call on me to help distribute $100 million (the Annenberg
Challenge).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 03:57 PM (SRKgf)
=====Little Billy has more money than Trump even with trust restrictions. Father and grandfather were muckety-mucks with Commonwealth Edison and corporate predecessors.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2016 04:03 PM (MIKMs)

466 I think some Burton movies are o.k. I liked, among others "Edward Scissorhands", "Big Eyes" (Didn't he do that?) Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas. Didn't like Sleepy Hollow and didn't see Alice In Wonderland because I thought he creepify/give a child mole4ster vibe) to that great book too. It seems like he just gets weirder simply for the sake of being weird

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 04:03 PM (6HqlZ)

467 "Like some tall women, she hunches her shoulders and I think that contributes to her perceived unattractiveness."

The problem is her beanpole husband. If she were to stand with her shoulders wide, he'd practically vanish beside her.

The guy is not one to vanish gracefully. Look at the various foreign tours where he has prominently pranced solo down the stairs of Air Force One onto the red carpet, only to have Mooch and the girls follow, minutes later. I can't recall any comparable instances with other Presidents.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 04:03 PM (noWW6)

468 The guy is not one to vanish gracefully. Look at the various foreign tours where he has prominently pranced solo down the stairs of Air Force One onto the red carpet, only to have Mooch and the girls follow, minutes later. I can't recall any comparable instances with other Presidents.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 04:03 PM (noWW6)

He is that most common of sights these days: someone who thinks one whole hell of lot of himself, but with absolutely no self confidence- so he demands adulation and cannot tolerate any kind of criticism, either overt or even implied. And he sees implications everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 04:07 PM (WV3Yp)

469 Nood Gene Wilder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 29, 2016 04:07 PM (WV3Yp)

470 How overt were the racial prejudices endured by the couple on their first date? Were they forced to sit in the back of the bus or use a separate water fountain, both common practices in Chicago well into the 1990's?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 04:08 PM (Sfs6o)

471 Gene Wilder RIP

Time to buzz the sheep, Steve!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 04:08 PM (JO9+V)

472 The guy is not one to vanish gracefully. Look at the
various foreign tours where he has prominently pranced solo down the
stairs of Air Force One onto the red carpet, only to have Mooch and the
girls follow, minutes later. I can't recall any comparable instances
with other Presidents.


Posted by: torquewrench at August 29, 2016 04:03 PM (noWW6)

Wait until Hillary prances down the stairs of Air Force One...

Posted by: Colin at August 29, 2016 04:08 PM (hIWCG)

473 I think the bloom is well and truly off the alleged Obama-rose. People can smell a turd, and after eight years of festering stink, no one is going to believe anything but their noses. lying, treasonous, sycophantic media or not.

Posted by: acethepug at August 29, 2016 04:10 PM (1vBMd)

474 #440

Pretty much guarantee they'll ignore it. The new cast members playing the Mads are almost certainly big Obama fans.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 29, 2016 04:10 PM (xwSAY)

475 The photo from the IMDb bio for the writer/director of the Obamas movie explains a lot: imdb.com/name/nm1973681/

Personally, I can't wait for the franchise re-boot in a few years, where Barrack is played by Peter Dinkelage, and Michelle is the one who went to Harvard Law School and gets to be first black president. "He thought organizing communities was difficult... Until he tried organizing hearts."

Posted by: reform highlander at August 29, 2016 04:11 PM (jCH/T)

476 This is such the self-indulgent crap.

Oh, hi Rahm.

Posted by: Tommy Wiseau at August 29, 2016 04:12 PM (hqZPQ)

477 He wanted to bring the Stanley Cup back to Chicago.

And as a Blackhawks fan, I'd like to invite Colin Kaepernick to a hockey game at the United Center.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2016 04:14 PM (hqZPQ)

478 422
Wow, Too bad Mystery SF theatre is off the air

Posted by: Dale the witless peasant at August 29, 2016 03:46 PM (kzxV0)


Rifftrax will jump on this no doubt!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 29, 2016 04:15 PM (jjaLl)

479 174 So this movie tries to say that a black guy, with a job, on the south side of Chicago, took a girl to dinner and didn't get laid?

Right.
Posted by: west at August 29, 2016 03:11 PM (Zs4uk)

---

Back in the early 60's, when my dad started dating my mom, this was very much the case.

Nowadays? Not so much.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 04:16 PM (rlfds)

480 Supposedly they're working on a remake of Logan's Run (great idea, very dated but excellent story) but with a female lead. Loganne?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (39g3+)

Yes, because nothing is good if it doesn't have a female lead.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 29, 2016 04:17 PM (Ee2nz)

481 Nope, nope, not a cult at all.

Posted by: Alana at August 29, 2016 04:17 PM (ASfgM)

482 This has as much truth in it as my totally awesome unmade up hookup stories.

Posted by: Tucker Max at August 29, 2016 04:18 PM (uG7LM)

483 The NYT review actually slams this pretty hard. He calls it a hagiography in the headline, and things go downhill from there for the movie.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 29, 2016 04:18 PM (KUTP5)

484 I think ace should write a movie review about Range 15:

http://tinyurl.com/hw73e4u

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 04:19 PM (rlfds)

485 480 Supposedly they're working on a remake of Logan's Run (great idea, very dated but excellent story) but with a female lead. Loganne?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2016 02:56 PM (39g3+)

Yes, because nothing is good if it doesn't have a female lead.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 29, 2016 04:17 PM (

You said it!

Posted by: Segorney Weaver at August 29, 2016 04:19 PM (uG7LM)

486 Is the Native American culture accurately and favorably portrayed in the film?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)

487 where the hell is Leslie Jones? She's a dead ringer for Michelle.

Posted by: Jack at August 29, 2016 04:24 PM (XhzTz)

488 Like the last Neil Young concert I attended all the people that go have comped tickets.

Posted by: DanMan at August 29, 2016 04:27 PM (RusNE)

489 The examples they use of female lead action films doing well are all examples of original movies and not remakes. The Divergent series crashed and burned by the third film. The Hunger Games has a female action lead but the character doesn't really do much fighting. And when she does get into any hand-to-hand confrontations she gets her butt handed to her. In other words it is more realistic.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 29, 2016 04:27 PM (Ee2nz)

490 How often does Barack look at other women in this movie?

At lot less than he does in real life.

Posted by: Jack at August 29, 2016 04:29 PM (XhzTz)

491 Even the title is cringe worthy standing by itself.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 04:33 PM (uG7LM)

492 I wouldn't give a rat's ass about the first date of a President and First Lady who actually mattered...let alone how these two dipshits hooked up. Who cares?

Think about all the good people that were probably snuffed out in Chicago, growing up, yet these two managed to make it out alive.

Too bad.

Posted by: Kat at August 29, 2016 04:34 PM (1HseL)

493 I think the Bad Boys theme from COPS would have made a good soundtrack for the film.

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)

494 He spiked her drink with a low-grade beaver tranquilizer.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2016 04:45 PM (hqZPQ)

495 I am sure that it's pretty much true because "Michelle" says it's a pretty good setting to bring a girl surrounded by people who adore him. So what has changed since then?

Posted by: RGallegos at August 29, 2016 04:46 PM (F2u6W)

496 The 5 D's of dating...dodge, dip, duck, dive and...dodge.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2016 04:47 PM (hqZPQ)

497 Is the girl Mooch or a "Composite Girlfriend"?

Posted by: jrg at August 29, 2016 04:50 PM (IyWct)

498 I would love a remake of Logan's Run. But a female lead? Screw it.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 29, 2016 04:56 PM (WlQGZ)

499 I assume the movie shows Barry completed the necessary paperwork and permissions before escalating to the next phase?

Posted by: Ripley at August 29, 2016 05:00 PM (1BQGO)

500
The scene where Mooch unhinged her jaw and vomited into the volcano the whole steer she had swallowed just an hour earlier? Most beautiful cinematography ever!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2016 05:21 PM (fOgSR)

501 South side With You actually refers to Barry's and Reggie's relationship for reasons we won't go into.

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at August 29, 2016 05:27 PM (4Uh7V)

502 More Ofiction.
I could not even watch all of the trailer, that thing was so full of Hollywood imagination and BS. Michelle wishes she was as good looking as that actress, and Barack wishes people really gave a damn about that movie, but we don't.

Glad when they're gone.

Posted by: Dr. Doomsday at August 29, 2016 05:38 PM (W41Dn)

503 So when does the Hill and Bill first date movie come out?

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at August 29, 2016 05:58 PM (VFhMt)

504 Honestly, I'm sure they didn't mean to, but I am kind of intrigued to watch for all the subtle digs that they don't realize are digs.

The "community event" line was great. The insinuation that he was adored simply because he was such a good orator was spot on.

Posted by: TickledPink at August 29, 2016 06:03 PM (F5hTl)

505 If I could have a more ideal cast, I'm thinking Flip Wilson and Whoopi Goldberg would have made a better team for this one.

Posted by: Dr. Doomsday at August 29, 2016 06:06 PM (W41Dn)

506 Guess they don't like spooks in any form.

Posted by: Roger Culpepper at August 29, 2016 07:09 PM (/p9UB)

507 The Noos Media, Sportz Media, Hollywood, etc etc is so in the tank for Leftist scum like Obama and Hillary, I can see how this country can go full totalitarian with cheers from all the talking heads.

Posted by: wannabeanglican at August 29, 2016 07:58 PM (V71z9)

508 Who is the attractive actress supposed to be playing?

I thought Grace Jones had the role of Michelle.

Posted by: Darrin Cook at August 29, 2016 09:34 PM (BXE4h)

509 @409 Pretty sure this is an attempt at giving TFG an Oscar by proxy. He got some damn award for the audiobook version of one of his autobiographies.

Posted by: Topper Harley at August 29, 2016 09:47 PM (ljOPo)

510 Out here among the great unwashed, we can smell a turd at 100 yards; and that's what's at the box office for this stinker of a movie. Won't go near it.

Posted by: Ram A Lam A Ding Dong at August 29, 2016 09:50 PM (Sda6L)

511 So dishonest, as is every liberal fantasy.

Posted by: Miley's Bone Booth at August 29, 2016 10:51 PM (L2UGl)

512 Pardon me while barfing, please.

Posted by: CitizenX at August 30, 2016 01:52 AM (mvyKt)

513 It's ok now, please continue.

Posted by: CitizenX at August 30, 2016 02:17 AM (mvyKt)

514 I saw the commercials for it. Beyond cloying and insipid. The actress playing Moochelle needs to be 6" taller, 6" wider at the shoulders, and a lot uglier. As for their first date in real life, they were set up by the Rev. Wright who needed to find a beard for his buddy Barack.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2016 08:16 AM (JAvsW)

515 Nausea on film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2016 11:03 AM (oKUZh)

516 I wonder if any liberal, anywhere, feels the slightest twinge of shame?

Posted by: you tv player at August 30, 2016 04:43 PM (YsN2i)

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