"Stay at Home Cad:" NY Post Reports Anthony Weiner Was Sexting a New Lady, While Son Was in Bed With Him, Just Last Year<br>Update: Huma Says She's Separating from Her Weiner

"Stay at Home Cad:" NY Post Reports Anthony Weiner Was Sexting a New Lady, While Son Was in Bed With Him, Just Last Year
Update: Huma Says She's Separating from Her Weiner

This is baby-sitting — Anthony Weiner-style.
While his wife, Huma Abedin, travels the country campaigning for Hillary Clinton, the disgraced ex-congressman has been sexting with a busty brunette out West — and even sent her a lurid crotch shot with his toddler son in the picture, The Post has learned.
The stay-at-home cad shot the revealing photo while discussing massage parlors “near my old apartment” shortly after 3 a.m. on July 31, 2015, a screenshot of the exchange shows.
–– ADVERTISEMENT ––

Weiner was clearly aroused by his conversation with the 40-something divorcee when he abruptly changed the subject.
“Someone just climbed into my bed,” Weiner wrote.
“Really?” she responded.
Weiner then hit “Send” on the cringe-inducing image, which shows a bulge in his white, Jockey-brand boxer briefs and his son cuddled up to his left, wrapped in a light-green blanket.
“You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote.

Pictures at the link.

Can't help wondering if this is an arranged marriage, or at least a marriage of political convenience. I'm sure Hillary can tell Huma all about those.

Separated At Last?

Huma: "I have made the decision to separate from my husband."
— Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny) August 29, 2016

This Daily Caller story (headline on Twitter as "Huma Cuts Weiner Off") says they're getting divorced, but that seems (to me) to just be taking Huma's wording -- "separating" -- and extrapolating that into divorce. Which she actually didn't say.

He's done the unthinkable -- he's deleted his Twitter account.

I hope this doesn't end up embarrassing Hillary and her husband the serial rapisthttps://t.co/fZ8OaWW456
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 29, 2016

I think that account will be back shortly. Dude's gonna need the sweet release of cyber.

Posted by: Ace at 11:26 AM

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1 By Weiner standards, this photo was a little stiff.

Posted by: Admiral Sir John Forbes Kerry, Commandant of the Sun Kings Yacht Force at August 29, 2016 11:27 AM (/m8T6)

2 Was wondering when that shoe would finally drop.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 29, 2016 11:27 AM (S2VsH)

3 So - this is good for what, a 3% bump in polling?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 11:28 AM (6xtq3)

4 ??ADVETISEMENT??

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 11:29 AM (0vI5X)

5 This guy is so nasty.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2016 11:29 AM (+FSld)

6 SS Weiner!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 11:29 AM (JtBPN)

7 'It looks like a babies arm'.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 11:29 AM (0vI5X)

8 Well, they're already de facto separated so might as well make it de jure.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 11:29 AM (RD7QR)

9 SS Weiner Twitzel

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2016 11:29 AM (jOQMa)

10 separation...clever girl

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:30 AM (c6/9Q)

11 And who is Jeff Zeleny and why is he separating from his husband?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 11:30 AM (6xtq3)

12 Wht don't we get a shot of the Busty Brunette?

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 11:30 AM (0vI5X)

13 I have made the decision to separate from the body.

Posted by: Anthony's weiner at August 29, 2016 11:30 AM (IqV8l)

14 Anyone want to bet once Huma leaves, he "kills himself out of grief"? He knows too much, but is obviously a loose cannon.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 29, 2016 11:30 AM (dwmXV)

15 Not that it's forgivable, but when is she ever home to do husband maintenance anyways?

I think he's a stinky piece of shit, but if you still have marriage responsibilities. And that goes both ways.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 11:31 AM (vdTWa)

16 Shocked, shocked, I tell ya!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:31 AM (9ym/8)

17 Notice she said separate, not divorce.

Posted by: John Sassamon at August 29, 2016 11:31 AM (Queum)

18 Well, OK Huma, I guess I understand, but don't think for a minute that little cold factory of yours is sleeping with us!

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 29, 2016 11:31 AM (/m8T6)

19 My sense is that we don't think enough about how we collectively yet unwittingly force politicians to send dick pics to us.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 11:32 AM (3NYhr)

20 Can we have another sailboat picture?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 11:32 AM (6xtq3)

21 She just might separate Weiner from Little Weiner...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2016 11:32 AM (jOQMa)

22 Nice distraction from Hillary's scandals. Nicely done, Clinton Crime Syndicate or should that be Crime-Sin-Dick-It?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 11:32 AM (6HqlZ)

23 weiner needs to get his affairs in order...like life insurance

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:32 AM (c6/9Q)

24 20 Can we have another sailboat picture?
Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 11:32 AM (6xtq3)

Hillary will be happy to show you one of a man in a boat.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

25 Drudge headline is funny - "She's had enough Weiner"

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 29, 2016 11:33 AM (/5WQL)

26 Sounds staged.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 29, 2016 11:33 AM (7ZVPa)

27 "Can't help wondering if this is an arranged marriage, or at least a marriage of political convenience"

Given her family's religious leanings, and the fact that her marriage is to an obvious M.O.T., the fact that she hasn't been honor-killed would very strongly tend to indicate that the marriage is openly acknowledged within the family to be a complete and utter sham.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2016 11:33 AM (rznWS)

28 "My sense is that we don't think enough about how we collectively yet unwittingly force politicians to send dick pics to us."

Yeah, I guess this really is our fault after all. Darn us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (9ym/8)

29 I've made the decision to separate my son-in-law from his head.

Posted by: Huma's mom at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (/m8T6)

30 So Huma has 'values'....now?

Posted by: Goomba at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (5ThVX)

31 why can't she forgive him like H keeps forgiving Bull?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (2JQBv)

32 @3: "So - this is good for what, a 3% bump in polling?"

And a 100% bump in muffs!

Posted by: Empress Hillary I at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (rznWS)

33 This way, someone on Hillary's team is finally standing up for women.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (7ZVPa)

34 Drudge headline is funny - "She's had enough Weiner"

Some how I think that's the only "Weiner" She's had....

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (O2RFr)

35 Huma is a water carrier/slave for a corrupt, traitorous pig and Carlos is the shameful one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:35 AM (Nwg0u)

36 30 So Huma has 'values'....now?
Posted by: Goomba at August 29, 2016 11:34 AM (5ThVX)

For certain values of "values".

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 29, 2016 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

37 Wag the Dong

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 11:35 AM (2Mnv1)

38 Maybe this is a sympathy ploy....

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 11:36 AM (O2RFr)

39 I don't know where you right wing conspirators get the idea that Ms. Abedin is a lesbian.

Posted by: Hillary Clinon, Staring Down Christina Aguillera's Cleavage at August 29, 2016 11:36 AM (dciA+)

40 I wonder what Hillary likes with her wiener. Actually, I don't.

Posted by: John Sassamon at August 29, 2016 11:36 AM (Queum)

41 He is not only creepy but ugly to boot. I don't like to comment on people's personal appearance unless they become so ugly on the inside that I no longer care.

He is stalker ugly and a real peach of a dad as well.

Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 11:36 AM (oiNtH)

42 35 Huma is a water carrier/slave for a corrupt, traitorous pig and Carlos is the shameful one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:35 AM (Nwg0u)

No shit AW. Gees. Lib rationalization. Go figure.

Posted by: Goomba at August 29, 2016 11:36 AM (5ThVX)

43 34 - Now they've added a picture of Huma and Hillary in almost matching outfits....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 29, 2016 11:36 AM (/5WQL)

44 Left side shows a picture of the faceless busty brunette in her lingerie who sounds like a winner too/sarc despite her physique.:

http://nypost.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 11:37 AM (6HqlZ)

45 Will Werner be getting alimony?

I would think he is unemployed.

Posted by: Paladin at August 29, 2016 11:37 AM (bxc5w)

46 that drudge pic is suggestive

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:37 AM (c6/9Q)

47 Reminder: Once upon a time, Weener was an up and comer (yeech!) in the Democrat Party, and I believe there was an assumption that he would eventually be on a national ticket.

It's hard (Come on! Stop it!!) to remember now, but I believe if things had played out differently, Weener would be on Hillory's... eh, ticket right now.

Of COURSE it's a sham marriage. The only open question is: Does Hillory know the broad she's banging is a spy for a foreign enemy nation?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 11:37 AM (TOk1P)

48
Josh Barro*

Huma and Anthony were obviously in love, as there's no other explanation for their staying together this long. Self-destruction is sad.

Senior Editor at Business Insider. MSNBC contributor.

Yep. Can't think of any other reason an ambitious ladder-crawling Dem woman would stay in a sham marriage.

*cough* Hillary *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 11:37 AM (kdS6q)

49 And Fritz wins the Internets.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 11:38 AM (0vI5X)

50 Can we have another sailboat picture?

-
This is more of a rocket ship.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:38 AM (Nwg0u)

51 @35: "Huma is a water carrier/slave for a corrupt, traitorous pig"

You mispronounced "handler"

Posted by: Huma Abedin, totes not an agent for the Muslim Brotherhood. Swearsies! at August 29, 2016 11:38 AM (rznWS)

52 >>Can't help wondering if this is an arranged marriage, or at least a
marriage of political convenience. I'm sure Hillary can tell Huma all
about those.

Really, is there any doubt?

Huma is always by Hillary's side - she's been to top aide/like a 2nd daughter since 1996. Even if you believe there's nothing more personal between them, how could a marriage survive that?

And the whole Huma's family being rock-solid MB and then she marries Weiner, whom the Clintons seemed to be pushing to be Mayor of NYC, Governor, etc. seemed to reinforce the appearance of a political, not loving, union.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:38 AM (NOIQH)

53 Anthony, make several copies of everything you have on Hillary and send them to different sources with instructions to release them if something should befall you. I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but they're gonna try to kill you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2016 11:39 AM (kTF2Z)

54 Now, good people of NEw York, y'all were THIS CLOSE to having weiner as your mayor

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:39 AM (c6/9Q)

55 Wht don't we get a shot of the Busty Brunette?

Cuz he is a guy named Chuck living in his moms basement.

Posted by: Paladin at August 29, 2016 11:39 AM (bxc5w)

56 Wag the Dong

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 11:35 AM (2Mnv1)

Thread Weener!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 11:39 AM (TOk1P)

57 54 Now, good people of NEw York, y'all were THIS CLOSE to having weiner as your mayor

Couldn't be much worse than the one they have...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 11:39 AM (O2RFr)

58 A truly hateful bunch of people.

The Clinton tribe are doing something that God xirself couldn't do - make Trump look like a saint.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (o+SC1)

59 "that drudge pic is suggestive"

They like to coordinate their wardrobe?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (9ym/8)

60 @38: "Maybe this is a sympathy ploy...."

Or maybe Anthony's just an avid supporter of #dicksoutforharambe

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (rznWS)

61 yes, the guy who denounced television was named newton minow. he was head of the FCC and the s.s. minnow of "gilligan's island" was a sarcastic reference to him (according to wikipedia).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (WTSFk)

62 So we won't have Wiener to kick around anymore?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (Nwg0u)

63 So - does this methodology work? I mean, is the ratio of busty brunette hookups to public humiliation/divorce greater than, oh, say 6:1?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (6xtq3)

64 Anthony,
I don't like your cuffs!... I don't like your cuffs! I don't like your
cuffs! A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his 'pee-pee'. Yours
are all the way down to your balls!

Posted by: Bernaise at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (JO9+V)

65
Now, good people of NEw York, y'all were THIS CLOSE to having weiner as your mayor

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:39 AM (c6/9Q)

Compared to De Bolshevik? They'd have been better off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (xxSK3)

66 >>Of COURSE it's a sham marriage. The only open question is: Does
Hillory know the broad she's banging is a spy for a foreign enemy
nation?

Could not be more obvious, but Hillary seems not to care.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (NOIQH)

67 53 Nah,the media wont let this hurt Hillary in any way.He is in the clear from them.Huma's family on the other hand...

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (fA75F)

68 The last straw for Huma? He named his wiener Brad.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (kTF2Z)

69 Chuck Shumer is his mentor.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (eSQgj)

70 I'm pretty sure Weiner is emasculated whenever Huma is home. And it sure as hell was an arranged marriage. He was supposed to be the Democrats' rising star.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (FYrz1)

71 Given her family's religious leanings, and the fact that her marriage is to an obvious M.O.T.,

the fact that she hasn't been honor-killed

If that were going to happen, it would have happened about five seconds after she said she was going to marry a joo.

Arrainged marriage is an understatement.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (JtBPN)

72 oops, wrong thread. sorry!

:-p

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (WTSFk)

73 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (evdj2)

74 So how do these arranged marriages go down?
Do they use an intermediary? is there a dowry?

Posted by: Goomba at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (5ThVX)

75 They like to coordinate their wardrobe?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (9ym/

something along those lines...

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:42 AM (c6/9Q)

76 Bill shtups an intern in the Oval Office, and I'm in trouble for a baby picture???

Posted by: Anthony "Tony" Weiner at August 29, 2016 11:42 AM (DrC22)

77 You stay classy, Anthony.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 11:42 AM (SRKgf)

78 Don't give a shit, don't feel sorry in the least for these fucks.

We must do everything in our power to defeat Hillary Clinton so that this muzzy cunt is nowhere near the levers of power.

We have seen how much damage these Muslim infiltrators can do over the last eight years.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2016 11:42 AM (s7tob)

79 Anthony, make several copies of everything you have on Hillary and send them to different sources with instructions to release them if something should befall you. I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but they're gonna try to kill you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2016 11:39 AM (kTF2Z)

Good lord, I think this is all the evidence we need that Weener already HAS his "if something should happen to me" plan in place.

He ain't dead. Hence, they know the envelopes are poised and at the ready.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 11:42 AM (TOk1P)

80 I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but

-
Don't make a deposit for a New Years Eve party.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)

81 What could Weiner possibly send out that would hurt the FAB?

Serious question.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 11:43 AM (vdTWa)

82 Isn't Weiner Jewish? Isn't Huma an editor or a pro terrorist mag? Who arranged this marriage, Satan?

Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2016 11:43 AM (Pr4ah)

83 Compared to De Bolshevik? They'd have been better off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (xxSK3)

hard choice

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:43 AM (c6/9Q)

84 Everything and everyone associated with the Clintons is part of one, big Kardashian-style reality show on steroids.

Posted by: mrp at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (JBggj)

85 Weiner got hacked...again?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (FFOxf)

86 " "if something should happen to me" plan in place. "

If he should commit........."suicide."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (9ym/8)

87 Yes, it was creepy Weiner had the kid beside him, but....where was his wife?
Does she have any relationship with the kid?

It's all just so weird.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (NOIQH)

88 >>The last straw for Huma?

Really, it's delicious. I just can't eat another bite.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (0vI5X)

89 Smarmy fella, isn't he.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (NpXoL)

90 "Those whom God hath joined, let no man put asunder."
=========================

Women power!

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (/m8T6)

91 82 Isn't Weiner Jewish? Isn't Huma an editor or a pro terrorist mag? Who arranged this marriage, Satan?

Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2016 11:43 AM (Pr4ah)

Above my pay grade.

Posted by: Satan at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (5ThVX)

92 So how do these arranged marriages go down?
Do they use an intermediary? is there a dowry?

Posted by: Goomba at August 29, 2016 11:41 AM (5ThVX)

You promise them fame and fortune.

And don't introduce them to your perverse little fake religion and your gay lifestyle until AFTER they sign the marriage certificate.

Posted by: Tommy Crews at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

93 Anthony, make several copies of everything you have on Hillary and send them to different sources with instructions to release them if something should befall you. I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but they're gonna try to kill you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Dead man walking.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (JtBPN)

94 Huma Bobbitt's her Weiner.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (hLRSq)

95 @66: "The only open question is: Does

Hillory know the broad she's banging is a spy for a foreign enemy

nation?"

Happened before, no one cared.

Posted by: JFK, drugged up and balls deep in an East German spy at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (rznWS)

96 Nah - this was orchestrated.

DEPLOY THE WEINER!!!

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (6xtq3)

97 /Isn't Weiner Jewish? Isn't Huma an editor or a pro terrorist mag? Who arranged this marriage, Satan?/

Hard to believe it did not work out...

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:45 AM (c6/9Q)

98 Well it will give the media something to talk about... Distraction from Hillary?

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

99 87 I see a bomb vest in that kids future.
(I denounce myself)

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 11:45 AM (fA75F)

100 Sheesh, Anthony has a real sex problem thing going on...

Posted by: Billy Jeff, Rapist Extraordinaire at August 29, 2016 11:45 AM (/m8T6)

101 Poor kid needs to be adopted by a nice Christian family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2016 11:45 AM (oqkO3)

102 So how do these arranged marriages go down?
Do they use an intermediary?

is there a dowry?

Paid to the CGI.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 11:46 AM (JtBPN)

103 Could this all be just another smoke screen/delay tactic engineered by the Hillary campaign??

Fuggin Brilliant!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 29, 2016 11:46 AM (NpXoL)

104 >>Isn't Weiner Jewish? Isn't Huma an editor or a pro terrorist mag? Who arranged this marriage, Satan?

Weiner is her beard in more ways than one.

Huma wasn't just editor - the journal is the family business. Her father moved the family to Saudi Arabia when she was ~4 to create it w/the terror-supporting Imam. The whole family works on it. The family *is* the journal.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)

105 He is one fucked up guy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 11:46 AM (0mRoj)

106 In any case of sexting by a Jewish pig-dog married to a Muslim woman, the proper punishment shall be the removal of the male sex organ by use of a dull scimitar.

Posted by: The Abedin Journal of Sharia at August 29, 2016 11:46 AM (PL2OL)

107 "that drudge pic is suggestive"

They like to coordinate their wardrobe?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:40 AM (9ym/

Yeah, you blend Hillary.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito-Gambini at August 29, 2016 11:46 AM (JO9+V)

108 Isn't Weiner Jewish? Isn't Huma an editor or a pro terrorist mag? Who arranged this marriage, Satan?

Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2016 11:43 AM (Pr4ah)

Hey, that's not fair! I'm not THAT evil!!

Posted by: Bea L. Zebub at August 29, 2016 11:46 AM (TOk1P)

109 You promise them fame and fortune.

And don't introduce them to your perverse little fake religion and your gay lifestyle until AFTER they sign the marriage certificate.

Posted by: Tommy Crews at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

Word.

Posted by: Weiner at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (5ThVX)

110 "Does she have any relationship with the kid?

It's all just so weird."

She's with Hillary. 100%, all the time minder. Ain't got no time for a kid.

Well, other than Hillary.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (9ym/8)

111 From the pics, it seems to me that "40-something" women are hotter than they used to be.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (sZ8UC)

112 So they're crucifying me for this selfie of Little Anthony, but what they don't know is I was thinking of Huma (with Hillary).

Posted by: Anthony d'Weiner at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (DrC22)

113 82 Isn't Weiner Jewish? Isn't Huma an editor or a pro terrorist mag? Who arranged this marriage, Satan?

Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2016 11:43 AM (Pr4ah) [/I

Leave Soros out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (SRKgf)

114 He is one fucked up guy.
Posted by: Insomniac

I second this.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (326rv)

115 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (sZ8UC)

But probably more narcissistic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (6HqlZ)

116 So can you all please stop asking unpleasant questions about Huma's ties to terrorist organizations and start showing some sympathy for her?

Posted by: Cantankerous at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (326rv)

117 Democrat politicians have some very weird sex lives, or in Weiner's case, weird lack of sex life

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (t06LC)

118 116 So can you all please stop asking unpleasant questions about Huma's ties to terrorist organizations and start showing some sympathy for her

No...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

119 From the pics, it seems to me that "40-something" women are hotter than they used to be.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (sZ8UC)

As you age, you will suddenly discover gilfs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (JO9+V)

120 Isn't Weiner Jewish? Isn't Huma an editor or a pro terrorist mag? Who arranged this marriage, Satan?

-
And why isn't this a sitcom?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)

121 >>Could this all be just another smoke screen/delay tactic engineered by the Hillary campaign??

Yep. Huma was in the news for her emails that have recently been released and being editor of JMMA, so they needed something to not just change the story, but garner sympathy.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (NOIQH)

122
95 @66: "The only open question is: Does

Hillory know the broad she's banging is a spy for a foreign enemy

nation?"

Happened before, no one cared.

Posted by: JFK, drugged up and balls deep in an East German spy at August 29, 2016 11:44 AM (rznWS)

Don't forget the rumors about JFK being forced to join the Navy in '41 because he was banging a hawt Nazi spy in London when his dad was ambassador.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (xxSK3)

123 this is what happens when bill clinton officiates at your wedding, no good can of that

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (c6/9Q)

124 But probably more narcissistic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (6HqlZ)

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (sZ8UC)

125 Half Weiner, half moslem, think the kid will text pictures of his junk to Jewish families to terrorize them.

Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (Pr4ah)

126 He is one fucked up guy.

Posted by: Insomniac

I second this.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (326rv)

Word.

Posted by: Mendoza at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (JO9+V)

127 can come of that...

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (c6/9Q)

128 One month ago ....

Huma: "Tony, mother's coming to stay with us until Labor Day."

Tony (muttering to himself) : " no ... no ... NO ... gotta do SOMETHING."

Posted by: mrp at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (JBggj)

129 Antzonee! Antzonee! Antzonee! For shame! Und hier I sought ve vere makink such excellent progress. Now, I suppose it iss back to sqvare one mit you.

So! Do you remember your mantra from Group sessions? I vant you to repeat zis tventy times!

"No-puddy sinks zat I'm a hunk.
"Und no-puddy vants to see my chunk!"

Posted by: Ruth Vestheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (wPiJc)

130 Leave Soros out of this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (SRKgf)

Actually, now that you mention it...

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (TOk1P)

131 Ace, send Weiner your masseuse's contact info ASAP!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (3NYhr)

132 As you age, you will suddenly discover gilfs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (JO9+V)

I'm actually married to one.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:51 AM (sZ8UC)

133 Stop making fun of my little buddy.

Posted by: Skipper of the Minnow at August 29, 2016 11:51 AM (IqV8l)

134 Vote Hillary/Huma for a return to normalcy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:51 AM (Nwg0u)

135 So can you all please stop asking unpleasant questions about Huma's ties to terrorist organizations and start showing some sympathy for her?
1. Good snark.

2. What happened to all of the" much ado about nothing and it was all false, account was hacked, filthy rethuglicckkkkkkkans obsessing about private lives, it doesn't matter if the husband is a perv as long as he voted the ..left ..way?

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (326rv)

136 Can't help wondering if this is an arranged marriage, or at least a marriage of political convenience. I'm sure Hillary can tell Huma all about those.

Here's the thing about marriages of convenience. I don't give a crap what anyone's arrangement is with their spouse, SO, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever. That's your business, not mine. Don't know, don't wanna know, don't care. That's between the two (or however many) of you.

However. The cardinal rule of all of that is that you do not humiliate publicly the other person. Once you do that? The agreement is null and void and sheer human dignity demands you get rid of the other person.

You know why calling Hillary a feminist makes me shriek? Because no actual feminist would put up with being humiliated in public by her guy the way Hillary was. Hell, the inbred, window licking, snake handling, Bible thumpers with whom I was raised would have thrown his ass to the curb like the trash he is and brushed off their hands and said good riddance to bad rubbish.

It thus surprises me not at all that Hillary's little protege learned at the knee of That Bitch that what you do is be a good little girl and boys will be boys and keep your mouth shut and put up with it because don't you want to get ahead, dear?

But they're the feminist icons.

*throws things*

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

137 If Hillary is elected, Wiener will be appointed ambassador to Saudi Arabia. And she will ignor his frantic calls for more security.

Posted by: John Sassamon at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (Queum)

138 'Pictures at the link.'

The hell with that! I've been burned here before and I'm not clicking any link that might show Weiner's whatever.

Posted by: JackS at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (hgwL9)

139 I'm totally not fascinated by cocks.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (4ErVI)

140 What could Weiner possibly send out that would hurt the FAB?

Serious question.

Posted by: Chupacabra

That the so-called "marriage" between Bill and FAB has been a decades long sham. That his marriage to Huma has also been a ruse and the only couple in this group who are devoted to each other are FAB and Huma.

Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (oiNtH)

141 @105: "He is one fucked up guy."

You got that right, but what's an upguy?

Posted by: Empress Hillary I, on the phone with her hit squad at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (rznWS)

142 Not even post-Labor Day and they are rolling out the "distraction of the week" ploy.

This week: Huma
The next few weeks: (fill in the blanks)
One week before election: Bill goes 6' under

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at August 29, 2016 11:53 AM (laQYo)

143 119 From the pics, it seems to me that "40-something" women are hotter than they used to be.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:47 AM (sZ8UC)

Yeah. This chick is hotter than most 20 year olds I've seen. And a Trump supporter to boot.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 11:53 AM (t06LC)

144 Isn't Weiner Jewish?

****

Ach! Zat fabrik iss much thinner than I realized! So much detail!

Posted by: Ruth Vestheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at August 29, 2016 11:53 AM (wPiJc)

145 What a sick-o.

Posted by: Al "Crazed Sex Poodle" Gore at August 29, 2016 11:53 AM (FFOxf)

146 He is one fucked up guy.

Posted by: Insomniac

I second this.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (326rv)

Word.

Posted by: Mendoza at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM

Dude gives us D politician types a bad name.

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at August 29, 2016 11:53 AM (JO9+V)

147 @117: "Democrat politicians have some very weird sex lives"

Do you include fucking the American public in that statement?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2016 11:54 AM (rznWS)

148 "*throws things* "

*pours Patton bourbon through USB*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 11:54 AM (9ym/8)

149 We can only hope that a wiener thread doesn't devolve into The Condiment Wars. Once started, they're impossible to catch up on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2016 11:54 AM (kwakj)

150 >>What could Weiner possibly send out that would hurt the FAB?

That Huma and Hills are lovers?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

151 our moral betters ladies and gentlemen.....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (SzZnW)

152 So can you all please stop asking unpleasant questions about Huma's ties to terrorist organizations and start showing some sympathy for her?

Posted by: Cantankerous at August 29, 2016 11:48 AM (326rv)

No.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (oqkO3)

153 Everyone in Washington knows the Clinton sham marriage thing, Cheri, and the lesbian thing would probably help more than hurt.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (vdTWa)

154 We have openings.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (OZmbA)

155 Everybody needs to watch the Weiner documentary. It's amazing.

Huma actually comes across as very human. Hard to understand why she stuck around this long.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (UBzPO)

156 She shook my hand, and our eyes connected.

I remember thinking: Oh, my God, she's so beautiful and she's so little!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (EIB5Y)

157 I would prefer not knowing that someone who supports Donald Trump is an exhibitionist who sends lingerie photos to people she doesn't know including Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (6HqlZ)

158 And remember The FAB depends ( double meaning here) on Huma for her good judgement?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 11:56 AM (zp+j1)

159 Lightweight. [Resumes biting and raping drugged woman.]

Posted by: BJ Clinton, Esquire Disbarred at August 29, 2016 11:56 AM (Jh20h)

160 As you age, you will suddenly discover gilfs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 11:49 AM (JO9+V)

I'm actually married to one.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:51 AM (sZ8UC)

High5

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 11:56 AM (JO9+V)

161 Weenie might end up an Arkancide if he can't stop sending out dikpix

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 11:56 AM (Om16U)

162 Ball Park Franks or Kosher Weiners ?

Viennas or Hot Links?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 11:56 AM (OZmbA)

163 @119: "As you age, you will suddenly discover gilfs."

We discover goats we'd like to fuck early on in life, infidel.

Posted by: Hassan bin Layyed at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (rznWS)

164 Now all I can picture is naked FAB and Huma sitting in a bathtub together, washing each other's hair.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (vdTWa)

165 But they're the feminist icons.

But Huma at least is quite fetching.

Oh, is that not what you were saying?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (mgbwf)

166 That the so-called "marriage" between Bill and FAB has been a decades long sham. That his marriage to Huma has also been a ruse and the only couple in this group who are devoted to each other are FAB and Huma.
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (oiNtH)

I actually am beginning to suspect that Human and Hillary aren't lovers. Huma is just such a stupid little girl infatuated with this powerful, wonderful woman that she sees in Hillary, and Hillary uses it for her own benefit. There's no love there, just another sucker to be used and thrown away by the Clintons once it becomes useful.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (FYrz1)

167 What could Weiner possibly send out that would hurt the FAB?
---------------------
That Huma and Hills are lovers?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:54 AM (NOIQH)

Yeah, it's probably not necessary to overthink this. The Clinton marriage is a farce, regardless of the details, and Weener would have details.

As far as the Clintons care, YOU don't need to see the details, because they still have elections to try to win.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (TOk1P)

168 "No-puddy sinks zat I'm a hunk.

"Und no-puddy vants to see my chunk!"

Posted by: Ruth Vestheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at August 29, 2016 11:50 AM (wPiJc)

Dr. Ruth has had an interesting life:

Westheimer joined the Haganah in Jerusalem. Because of her diminutive height of 4 ft 7 in (1.40 m),[8] she was trained as a scout and sniper.[6] Westheimer was seriously wounded in action by an exploding shell during the Israeli War of Independence in 1948, and it was several months before she was able to walk again.[7][11]

I have difficulty reconciling this unvarnished heroism with her later "contributions" to our silly and frivolous culture. I love the former and despise the latter. It's very odd.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (sZ8UC)

169 *puts thermos under USB port*

For the record, Hillary and Huma do not get to be on my team.

Nope. All the nopety nope. Nope nope nope.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (mf5HN)

170 164 Now all I can picture is naked FAB and Huma sitting in a bathtub together, washing each other's hair

Barf producing thought...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (O2RFr)

171 >>You know why calling Hillary a feminist makes me shriek? Because no
actual feminist would put up with being humiliated in public by her guy
the way Hillary was.

BINGO!

That, and the fact that she got to where she is today because of her HUSBAND.

Rush was asking a while back: Why did Hillary get married? She was part of the 70's feminist revolution, where women were doing all sorts of ground-breaking things, and yet she chose to settle down with Bill and move to Arkansas (i.e. a backward Southern state).
Obvious answer: she knew she could not succeed on her own.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (NOIQH)

172 FenelonSpoke -

I checked out the story from the Post that you linked. Unfortunately, my eye caught another story on the front page. A young, beautiful 20-something goes to Florida for vacay, is abducted, gang raped, beaten, shot and killed and her body fed to alligators.

Her attackers were a gang of black men. Funny I don't remember hearing about this on the news.

Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (oiNtH)

173 Late post today, but it is a book by a horde writer who just joined the group

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 11:58 AM (Om16U)

174 @135: "What happened to all of the" much ado about nothing and it was all
false, account was hacked, filthy rethuglicckkkkkkkans obsessing about
private lives, it doesn't matter if the husband is a perv as long as he
voted the ..left ..way?"

That was before he'd outlived his usefulness.

Posted by: Empress Hillary I, on the phone with her hit squad at August 29, 2016 11:58 AM (rznWS)

175 Now all I can picture is naked FAB and Huma sitting in a bathtub together, washing each other's hair.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (vdTWa)

"MY EYES!!!MY EYES11!111"

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 11:58 AM (c6/9Q)

176 Anthony had to show his sexting buddy his softer side.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 11:58 AM (OZmbA)

177 Here's a thought....

Is Hillary's influence so powerful that, in order to take some of the heat off of her and the Clinton Foundation, she would order Weiner to do a dick-pick and release it to the media?

Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2016 11:58 AM (Zs4uk)

178 Hard to understand why she stuck around this slong.

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (kwakj)

179 Recall that it was Andrew Breitbart who first exposed Weiner, praise be unto him!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (r1fLd)

180 And if you need another one of those stories that just sticks a magnet on your cultural compass:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3763538/

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (o+SC1)

181 We have openings.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer
-----------

Oh! Oh!... can I drive the Wiener mobile?!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (9mTYi)

182 Huh, just saw the Drudge pic.

Matching outfits on H & H

Poor Chelsea looks like a maid traling in the background.

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (Om16U)

183 What a sick-o.
Posted by: Al "Crazed Sex Poodle" Gore

Release the ~~Kraken~~ Second Chakra!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (Nwg0u)

184 Is Hillary's influence so powerful that, in order to take some of the heat off of her and the Clinton Foundation, she would order Weiner to do a dick-pick and release it to the media?

Yes...

Posted by: donna at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (O2RFr)

185 Huma actually comes across as very human. Hard to understand why she stuck around this long.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 29, 2016 11:55 AM (UBzPO)

Because Saudi Arabia pays her to stick around.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (TOk1P)

186 Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (oiNtH)

I didn't see that; What a gruesome and terrible story!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (6HqlZ)

187 I've been discovering glyphs my entire career.

Posted by: Dyslexic Archaeologist at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (0mRoj)

188 It thus surprises me not at all that Hillary's little protege learned at the knee of That Bitch that what you do is be a good little girl and boys will be boys and keep your mouth shut and put up with it because don't you want to get ahead, dear?

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

Ah, the Kennedy dipsy-doodle.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (SRKgf)

189 Huma's Unique Resumé Enhancer- a limerick

Now Huma has great expertise.
She finds foreign language a breeze
She's very distinguished
A most cunning linguist
She even speaks Lesbianese

Posted by: Ruth Vestheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (wPiJc)

190 I'd like that chick to text me a few photos too, in hopes I can bring her around on Hillary

Posted by: Billy Jeff, Rapist Extraordinaire at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (/m8T6)

191 @139: "I'm totally not fascinated by cocks."

Us either.

Posted by: Tom Cruise and John Travolta at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (rznWS)

192 Heh! I stole that vun from Muldoon! Ooof da!

Posted by: Ruth Vestheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (wPiJc)

193 >>Huma is just such a stupid little girl infatuated with this powerful,
wonderful woman that she sees in Hillary, and Hillary uses it for her
own benefit.

Huma is Hillary's caretaker and gatekeeper.
Given her obvious allegiance to MB, she is there as an enemy agent.
Hillary is the stupid, infatuated sucker.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (NOIQH)

194 Yeah well Weiner knows that if he goes and spills the beans, he ain't gonna see that boy of his no more.

Posted by: BJ Clinton, Esquire Disbarred at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (Jh20h)

195 /Sock off

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (wPiJc)

196 179 Recall that it was Andrew Breitbart who first exposed Weiner, praise be unto him!
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 11:59 AM (r1fLd)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:01 PM (0mRoj)

197 I checked out the story from the Post that you linked. Unfortunately, my eye caught another story on the front page. A young, beautiful 20-something goes to Florida for vacay, is abducted, gang raped, beaten, shot and killed and her body fed to alligators.

Her attackers were a gang of black men. Funny I don't remember hearing about this on the news.

Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (oiNtH)

White privilege, coming and going.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 12:01 PM (SRKgf)

198 But Huma at least is quite fetching.

Oh, is that not what you were saying?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (mgbwf)

Photos from a distance, she looks OK. Closeups of her face, she looks like a witch. Mean streak a mile wide. And look at her Momma. That'd make a train take a dirt road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (oqkO3)

199 Of course the left will ignore this story and dismiss it as a private matter but jump on all the unverified gossip about Trumps current Campaign Manager

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (zp+j1)

200 For the record, Hillary and Huma do not get to be on my team.

Nope. All the nopety nope. Nope nope nope.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (mf5HN)

We have the husbands, so fair is fair.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (TOk1P)

201 This takes me back to one of my favorite times here at HQ:

the weekend that Ace and Andrew Brietbart took Weiner to the woodshed.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (e9mZG)

202
We have openings.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer

Me too.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (IqV8l)

203 >> Because Saudi Arabia pays her to stick around.

I would not be surprised.

We know Obama is in some way or form owned by the Iranians.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (o+SC1)

204 191 @139: "I'm totally not fascinated by cocks."

Us either.
Posted by: Tom Cruise and John Travolta at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (rznWS)

If Tom Cruise does in fact like teh cock, he's been phenomenally discreet about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

205 Can't Weiner get Huma's mother to scold and slap Huma around for being an uppity wife? Huma's mom has little patience with disobedient women. How come Huma has such low regard for her mother's life's work?

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (g6yUI)

206 After seeing the picture, Harry Reid's pants got a little more snug.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (FFOxf)

207 "Tom Cruise and John Travolta"

You two cheeky monkeys.

We know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (9ym/8)

208 I thinks it's time I moved away and changed my name, maybe to something like "Steele Johnson"

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (c6/9Q)

209 We know Obama is in some way or form owned by the Iranians.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (o+SC1)

Actually no, more likely by the Shiite Iranians

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (zp+j1)

210 >> That'd make a train take a dirt road.

I have never heard that one before.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (o+SC1)

211 "Can't help wondering if this is an arranged marriage, or at least a marriage of political convenience"

---

Let's see...

Huma and her family has very strong ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, a husband who's Jewish and a perv to boot, and she's very close to the FAB.

If I were Carlos, I'd be worried about no longer being under Hillary's...umbrella.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (rlfds)

212 @155: "Everybody needs to watch the Weiner documentary."

You mean *cockumentary*!

"It's amazing."

I know, right? That's why I keep sharing it with everyone

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (rznWS)

213 it's time for Anthony to strap on his big boy pants

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (/m8T6)

214 If I were Carlos, I'd be worried about no longer being under Hillary's...umbrella.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (rlfds)

He'll be at the end of an umbrella. With a ricin pellet in it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (0mRoj)

215 What Colorado Alex said. The movie "Weiner" portrays Huma as someone who'd like to have a (male) husband. Imstead, well, she's got Weiner. And for her need for strong leadership, Hillary.

A psychoanalyst could make a good living dealing with Huma's issues.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (fVY6E)

216 ...sometimes, the sock mistake works.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (9krrF)

217 >>How come Huma has such low regard for her mother's life's work?

*Hums Tequila dance*

Taqqiyah!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (NOIQH)

218 >>Huma at least is quite fetching.

She's kinda harsh looking... like she escaped from a Picasso painting.

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (0vI5X)

219 To be fair, if I had his bait and tackle, I'd be fishing all day too.

Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (X3ClC)

220 But Huma at least is quite fetching.

Oh, is that not what you were saying?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (mgbwf)

Fetching?

Oh, that's a typo. You left out the letter L.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (TOk1P)

221
I actually am beginning to suspect that Human and Hillary aren't lovers. Huma is just such a stupid little girl infatuated with this powerful, wonderful woman that she sees in Hillary, and Hillary uses it for her own benefit. There's no love there, just another sucker to be used and thrown away by the Clintons once it becomes useful.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2016 11:57 AM (FYrz1)

So more like a Mr.Burns Waylon Smithers relationship

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (lKyWE)

222 191 @139: "I'm totally not fascinated by cocks."
Us either.
Posted by: Tom Cruise and John Travolta at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (rznWS)

Nor I.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (sZ8UC)

223 Huma at least is quite fetching.

So is Chelsea. If I had a tennis ball, I'd show you.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (SRKgf)

224 "I have never heard that one before. "

Oh, yeah, that's an old one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (9ym/8)

225 Tony, you know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.

Posted by: Huma at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (JO9+V)

226 Breitbart is here.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (gTQoY)

227 I have difficulty reconciling this unvarnished heroism with her later "contributions" to our silly and frivolous culture. I love the former and despise the latter. It's very odd.
Posted by: OregonMuse
---------------

It happens with some regularity. People whose courage, bravery, or actions we admire, turn out to have bad judgement about 'secular' matters. things. See: John McCain

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (9mTYi)

228 Sham Marriage Ends in Real Divorce

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (Mt8T4)

229 Tony should just stick to butt stuff.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (vtcmf)

230 i like how having the boy on the shot makes my boner look bigger

Posted by: A Weiner at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (oGRue)

231 223 Huma at least is quite fetching.

So is Chelsea. If I had a tennis ball, I'd show you.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (SRKgf)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (0mRoj)

232 @164: "Now all I can picture is naked FAB and Huma sitting in a bathtub together, washing each other's hair."

How 'bout an image of me an' Hill (with a strap on) givin' Huma the ol' Wavy-H/Eiffel Tower, instead?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (rznWS)

233 So, If the son ends up with Wiener, he will be a pervert. If he ends up with Huma, he will be a suicide bomber. Maybe he is better off with dad.

Posted by: John Sassamon at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (Queum)

234 Of course the left will ignore this story and
dismiss it as a private matter but jump on all the unverified gossip
about Trumps current Campaign Manager

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (zp+j1)

you know, weiner's fall may just put an end to it, me thinks

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (c6/9Q)

235 Huma is one of those women that is just a few degrees either way of being quite beautiful or just plain ugly.
But I bet she "cleans up" nice.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (DWN+Q)

236 208 I thinks it's time I moved away and changed my name, maybe to something like "Steele Johnson"
Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 12:03 PM (c6/9Q)

That's already been done.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (sZ8UC)

237 Can we have another sailboat picture?

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2016 11:32 AM (6xtq3)

Thread winner as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: RushBabe at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (YeKKY)

238 If Tom Cruise does in fact like teh cock, he's been phenomenally discreet about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:02 PM (0mRoj)

Discreet? As in, he has his lawyers and his fruity little fake religion threaten, intimidate and sue everyone who tries to breathe a word about it?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (TOk1P)

239 Wait, he's single again? That Anthony Weiner is one sexy man!

You can trust my judgment - they pay me to give my opinions on TV!

Posted by: Kirsten Powers at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (PL2OL)

240 222 191 @139: "I'm totally not fascinated by cocks."
Us either.
Posted by: Tom Cruise and John Travolta at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (rznWS)

Nor I.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (sZ8UC)
==========================

Ummmm

Posted by: Tony Romo at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (/m8T6)

241 Recall that e-mails uncovered in the Judicial Watch FOIA lawsuit show Huma acting as a conduit for providing access to Foundation donors to Hillary while she was Secretary of State.

Also recall that Huma was simultaneously drawing salaries from State, the Foundation and a Bill Clinton venture with his protege Doug Band, who's once again on the e-mails that just got released.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (r1fLd)

242 233 So, If the son ends up with Wiener, he will be a pervert. If he ends up with Huma, he will be a suicide bomber. Maybe he is better off with dad.
Posted by: John Sassamon at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (Queum)

Pervert bomber. Trench coat, bomb vest, and nothing else. All you see at the end is a flash. Well, two actually.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (0mRoj)

243 >>Huma at least is quite fetching.

She is a dyke who has cast off her beard and serves Hitlery.

Posted by: The Clam at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (GcTQ1)

244 So more like a Mr.Burns Waylon Smithers relationship
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (lKyWE)

Pretty much.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (FYrz1)

245 That was a Memorial Day weekend too. Breathed new life to the legendary Memorial Day ONTs

, if we can still have Memorial Day ONTs like that, clearly our warriors have not died in vain *salute*

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (fVY6E)

246 >>235 Huma is one of those women that is just a few degrees either way of being quite beautiful or just plain ugly.
But I bet she "cleans up" nice.
Posted by: JoeF.

Yep. And she HAS to clean up after I'm done with her . . . here, let me text you a picture . . .

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (OZmbA)

247 34 - Now they've added a picture of Huma and Hillary in almost matching outfits....

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Her SS name will be Minnie Me

Posted by: H Rodham C at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (oGRue)

248
Weirdly, he is probably better off too.

Then again, she has the muzzie brotherhood friends.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (ODxAs)

249 "Breitbart is here."

And I didn't even bring my good clothes. Can somebody tell me about these things!?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (9ym/8)

250 235 Huma is one of those women that is just a few degrees either way of being quite beautiful or just plain ugly.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (DWN+Q)

See also "Jeri Ryan."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (SRKgf)

251 Posted by: jwest at August 29, 2016 11:58 AM (Zs4uk)

I'd say no to this, with this caveat: Wiener has been doing this for ages. We don't hear about it because most people can't stand the choad and ignore him. But now there is a strong need for a distraction, so the Hillary! forces are scouring the news looking something-- anything-- to create stray voltage. There are certain people and places and things that are guaranteed to produce a result, so a couple people get assigned to Carlos knowing that the shithead will screw up soon enough. And VYE-OLA! here we are! "Get this out to the Post right away!"

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (yvJnb)

252 With his kid in the bed? That's just gross.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (FFOxf)

253 I thinks it's time I moved away and changed my name, maybe to something like "Steele Johnson"
Posted by: Carlos Danger

That's pathetic.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at August 29, 2016 12:09 PM (326rv)

254 This is more to protect Her Thighness than Huma.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:09 PM (Mt8T4)

255 >> And I didn't even bring my good clothes. Can
>> somebody tell me about these things!?

Soros called out the Double-X-Chromosome Ghostbusters but they failed to get rid of him.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 12:09 PM (o+SC1)

256 Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:07 PM (TOk1P)

No, as in he's a very well known celebrity with paparazzi on him and we don't have any photos that suggest any homosexual liaisons, unlike Travolta who's been photographed smooching other men.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:09 PM (0mRoj)

257 How 'bout an image of me an' Hill (with a strap on) givin' Huma the ol' Wavy-H/Eiffel Tower, instead?

Posted by: Bill Clinton

You mean the Leaning Tower of Pisa, don't you?

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 29, 2016 12:09 PM (vtcmf)

258 45 Will Werner be getting alimony?

I would think he is unemployed.

--

i've been working pre Boner...

Posted by: Tony Weiner at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (oGRue)

259 @203: "We know Obama is in some way or form owned by the Iranians."

You mispronounced "wholly".

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (rznWS)

260 What is it with this countries obsession with dicks?

Posted by: Hypatia Lee at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (NpXoL)

261 Abedin is pretty enough, but she's gaunt. She's turning into skinny fat without any muscle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (FYrz1)

262 Amazing idea. If Hillary gets elected and takes Huma with her to the White House, do a reality show following their skirt-chasing husbands. Call it "Willy & Weiner: Chiefs of Staffs."

Posted by: Doctor Cynic at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (MR74W)

263 >> What is it with this countries obsession with dicks?

We keep electing them to office.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (o+SC1)

264
223 Huma at least is quite fetching.

So is Chelsea. If I had a tennis ball, I'd show you.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 12:05 PM (SRKgf)

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (xxSK3)

265 He and John Boehner should open a law practice together.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:11 PM (Mt8T4)

266 Recognizing the risk, I'm kind of surprised Hillary's campaign didn't sign up a volunteer they could trust to act as Weiners sexting partner.

"Take one for the team Scarlett!"

Posted by: Amy Shumer at August 29, 2016 12:11 PM (/m8T6)

267 The only open question is: Does Hillory know the broad she's banging is a spy for a foreign enemy nation?

The word you're looking for is contact, and the answer is of course.

Posted by: DaveA at August 29, 2016 12:11 PM (8J/Te)

268 >> Abedin is pretty enough, but she's gaunt. She's
>> turning into skinny fat without any muscle.

Check her teeth.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 12:11 PM (o+SC1)

269 @204: "If Tom Cruise does in fact like teh cock, he's been phenomenally discreet about it."

Yeah, all those lawsuits really paid off.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at August 29, 2016 12:11 PM (rznWS)

270 Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 29, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

It is creepy how much Huma has modeled her her marriage on Hillary's, including the one kid.
Except she picked a talentless perv, instead of a good schmoozer perv like Bill.

I hope for her sake that Chelsea's marriage is less dysfunctional.

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 12:11 PM (Om16U)

271 Chelsea fetching won the Internet for the day.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 12:11 PM (vdTWa)

272 >> The only open question is: Does Hillory know the
>> broad she's banging is a spy for a foreign enemy
>> nation?

Keeping up a party tradition.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (o+SC1)

273 Great balls of fire! Monday's are always great with Carlos Danger appearances.

Of course it was a politically arranged marriage. Note who married them, ole Bill Peyronie's.

I am uncertain why Huma did not take his phone and forbid twits way back in 2012 or 2013 or whenever (prior to spawn's birth).

What does he know? Bodies buried or he'd be Arkancided.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (ud5wo)

274 Surprise the marriage of convenience lasted as long as it did. Carlos has no more political cachet - the 2nd sexting scandal during his mayoral run ruined that. I guess she had to stay with him because of the kid?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (kumBu)

275 Chelsea felching?

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (fA75F)

276 Huma at least is quite fetching.

So is Chelsea. If I had a tennis ball, I'd show you.

******

Good girl! Here's a Snausage™

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (wPiJc)

277 "164 Now all I can picture is naked FAB and Huma sitting in a bathtub together, washing each other's hair "

Forcing myself to remember the Kate Winslet/Melanie Lynskey bathtub scene from Heavenly Creature.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (CH0pN)

278 Huma is one of those women that is just a few degrees either way of being quite beautiful or just plain ugly.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2016 12:06 PM (DWN+Q)

See also "Jeri Ryan."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 12:08 PM (SRKgf)

Cameron Diaz, Glenn Close, Julia Roberts, Sarah Jessica Horseface.

1-2 extra chromosomes here or there, and the effect is just wrong. Close, but wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (TOk1P)

279 >>262 Amazing idea. If Hillary gets elected and takes Huma with her to the White House, do a reality show following their skirt-chasing husbands. Call it "Willy & Weiner: Chiefs of Staffs."

Heh. Good one. I'd watch.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (OZmbA)

280 oh great, now he's probably moving to Gab.ai from Twitter.

this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (27KAF)

281 I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but

-
Don't make a deposit for a New Years Eve party.

---

hell, don't buy any green bananas

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (oGRue)

282 Jwest, someone ordered a bunch of tees from my zazzle store and I am very grateful to this mysterious person. I hope they like the shirts!

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (Om16U)

283
That, and the fact that she got to where she is today because of her HUSBAND.
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Her gig as first lady?

Got it because of her husband.

Sentate gig?

Wouldn't have got it if she wasn't first lady.

Secretary of State?

Wouldn't have got it if she wasn't running for preezy. Only able to run for preezy because of ... her husband.

So really, being Mrs. Bill has worked out quite well for her.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (tvyXw)

284 If it comes to it, who wins a custody fight?

Huma has effectively abandoned her child. Weiner at least shows commitment to the child's care.

It'd make a great Law & Order episode.

I disagree with those who think this is a purposeful distraction. Weiner may have been set-up, but this raises general awareness of Huma, which won't help Hillary between now and November.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (r1fLd)

285 Here's a Snausag

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (vtcmf)

286 From The Flintstones, Barney and Betty Rubble had a son named Bam-Bam. Maybe Huma's son will be called Boom-Boom.

Posted by: John Sassamon at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (Queum)

287 IMHO, Huma's a dog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:13 PM (Mt8T4)

288 If I were Carlos, I'd be worried about no longer being under Hillary's...umbrella.
Posted by: SMFH
----

We could probably put together a Handbook for Clinton Family associates that have wandered from the fold.

1. Stay away from State Parks.
2. Always safeguard evidence.
3. Keep some ice on hand.
4. Never lift weights without a trusted witness.
5. Stay away from railroad tracks.
6. Archive your papers somewhere other than the National Archives.
7. Keep a list of embassies which will provide safe harbor.
.
.
.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (9mTYi)

289 Huma, crossbow or longbow?

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (/m8T6)

290 I joked like a week ago that Carlos would teach lil Tony how to take a proper dick pic once he had his Bar Mitzvah. So looks like I was about 9 years off.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (kumBu)

291 If FAB was concerned about this, it would have been revealed Friday. If it's stray voltage, it'd be released on Monday.

What's today?

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (vdTWa)

292 And yet he still would have been a better mayor of NYC than the guy they ended up with.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (nFdGS)

293 275 Chelsea felching?

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that broke the interwebs. thank God

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (/CIN4)

294
258 45 Will Werner be getting alimony?

I would think he is unemployed.

--

i've been working pre Boner...

Posted by: Tony Weiner at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (oGRue)

Have you ever read his bio? That dude has never held a real job in his life. He went straight from college to Chuck Schumer's staff, and he's been in politics ever since.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (xxSK3)

295 Amazing idea. If Hillary gets elected and takes Huma
with her to the White House, do a reality show following their
skirt-chasing husbands. Call it "Willy Weiner: Chiefs of Staffs."

Posted by: Doctor Cynic at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (MR74W)

S1E3: Let's go to Luckenback Texas, with Willy, Weiner and the boys

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 12:15 PM (JO9+V)

296 Clearly, this 40-something divorcee is a Bimbo Stalker who must be investigated by private detectives. Maybe the IRS, too.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Felony Milhaus Clinton, Top Uranium SalesWoman Four Years Running! at August 29, 2016 12:15 PM (Ndje9)

297 So, is Huma to be vilified because she didn't stand by her man during such a trying time in their marriage like Hillary did? Or, is she to be lauded for getting rid of the obvious misogynist because that pig thinks like a republican?

I need someone in a suit reading off of cue cards to tell me please.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 29, 2016 12:15 PM (1H9ox)

298
Have you ever read his bio? That dude has never held a real job in his life. He went straight from college to Chuck Schumer's staff, and he's been in politics ever since.
---

So, future President?
/lets ask George Soros...

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 12:15 PM (tvyXw)

299 The exchange is typically two way. In fact we have the picture he got of "her" boobies:

http://tinyurl.com/jgj6wb4

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 29, 2016 12:16 PM (9krrF)

300 No, as in he's a very well known celebrity with paparazzi on him and we don't have any photos that suggest any homosexual liaisons, unlike Travolta who's been photographed smooching other men.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2016 12:09 PM (0mRoj)

He has them brought to him.

No, I'm not making this up. There is credible evidence that his habits are, to use your word, discreet.

And honestly, I care less about his sex habits, and more about the fact that he's offensively militant to protect his image. There are even hints that some fellas have been silenced. And by that I don't mean paid off.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:16 PM (TOk1P)

301 And why isn't this a sitcom?

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frantically re-writing 'The Odd Couple'

Posted by: Neil Simon at August 29, 2016 12:16 PM (oGRue)

302
So really, being Mrs. Bill has worked out quite well for her.

For everyone else, not so great.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:16 PM (Mt8T4)

303 Heh, Heavenly Creatures

Chances are Weiner will grow out of it. If not, well - medical science is progressing in leaps and bounds

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 12:16 PM (fVY6E)

304 The lingerie bimbo did a favor for Hillary. No way she's going to be investigated

I'm in the "stray voltage" camp.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 12:17 PM (6HqlZ)

305 heheh...Drudge just nailed it.

Posted by: Hypatia Lee at August 29, 2016 12:17 PM (NpXoL)

306 Damn! If only I could have made it past the election, my dick pic messages would have been a matter of national security and protected by James Comey!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 29, 2016 12:17 PM (PL2OL)

307 Danger. Carlos Danger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 29, 2016 12:17 PM (Nwg0u)

308 Weiner. You can't make this stuff up. The guy just keeps on producing comedy gold. And yet, I'm predicting none of the late night shows will touch it. (not that anyone should TOUCH it)

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 12:17 PM (OZmbA)

309 Does anyone think it is easy for a Jew to be married to a jihadist lesbian? The man has to get his pleasure somewhere.

Posted by: ejo at August 29, 2016 12:18 PM (il4FI)

310 Huma's all out of weiner--unless she decides to strap one on...

Posted by: runningrn at August 29, 2016 12:18 PM (sUP4M)

311 Remember when Brietbart took over Weiner's press conference? Priceless.

I was hysterical. Miss that guy.

This is pretty hysterical as well. I am sure there was someone short circuiting all over the place this morning, complete with throwing stuff and done fall out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 29, 2016 12:18 PM (ud5wo)

312 "Cameron Diaz, Glenn Close, Julia Roberts, Sarah Jessica Horseface.

1-2 extra chromosomes here or there, and the effect is just wrong. Close, but wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:12 PM (TOk1P) "

Hey, The Mask-era Cameron Diaz was a fox. Maybe it was movie magic, but she looks fantastic in that film. Don't lump her in with Secretariat Jessica Parker.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 12:18 PM (kumBu)

313 I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but

-
Don't make a deposit for a New Years Eve party.

---

hell, don't buy any green bananas

Or bread or milk.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2016 12:19 PM (JtBPN)

314 #LongWeinersMatter

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 29, 2016 12:19 PM (vtcmf)

315 If it comes to it, who wins a custody fight?

Huma has effectively abandoned her child. Weiner at least shows commitment to the child's care.

It'd make a great Law & Order episode.

It needs a few improvements:

The guy is Catholic, rethuglickkkkkkkkan and a member of the tea party employed by the Koch brothers.

the woman is still muslim, but is black, has a spanish name and is bravely fighting for gay marriage...in NYC.

Posted by: hurray for Hollywood at August 29, 2016 12:19 PM (326rv)

316 Letting Anthony Weiner be on Twitter is like making Bill Cosby Dean of a Women's Pharmacy College.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:19 PM (Mt8T4)

317 Don't talk Anthony and the family will take care of you.

I think i know a few failed states that could use a new ambassador.

Posted by: Hilary! at August 29, 2016 12:20 PM (oGRue)

318 You just can't make this stuff up. There are just so many Weiner jokes I feel like Gallagher at the annual Watermelon Festival!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 12:20 PM (wPiJc)

319 Its our job to break the internet.

Posted by: The U N at August 29, 2016 12:20 PM (ODxAs)

320 Oh, Breitbart taking over the Wiener press conference is in the Hack Hall of Fame.

It might even be the only thing in it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 12:20 PM (mgbwf)

321 @289: "Huma, crossbow or longbow?"

Neither, just a solid mount for clam jousting.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 29, 2016 12:20 PM (rznWS)

322 At least Weiner didn't use his position to sexually harass and abuse women, unlike that rapist dick, Bill Clinton...

Posted by: runningrn at August 29, 2016 12:20 PM (sUP4M)

323 >>Recall that e-mails uncovered in the Judicial Watch FOIA lawsuit show
Huma acting as a conduit for providing access to Foundation donors to
Hillary while she was Secretary of State.

Also, Huma was logged into Hillary's email account and responding to messages sent to Hillary.

Also, 1/3 of Huma's emails could not be released because they contained classified information.

Also, Huma on at least one occasion left classified docs on the front seat of her car while running errands. Ooopsie!

I feel safe knowing MB had one of their own given full access to State secrets fr 4 years....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

324
Hey, The Mask-era Cameron Diaz was a fox. Maybe it was movie magic, but she looks fantastic in that film. Don't lump her in with Secretariat Jessica Parker.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 12:18 PM (kumBu)

Around the time of There's Something About Mary, the Farrelly Brothers described Diaz as "Grace Kelly, with a bad case of gas".

This was intended as a compliment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (xxSK3)

325 I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but

-
Don't make a deposit for a New Years Eve party.

---

hell, don't buy any green bananas

Or bread or milk.

*****

Or all-day suckers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (wPiJc)

326 Isn't it just a bit creepy to continue texting your hard weiner with your toddler in bed with you? What about that aspect of this story? I'm sure Hairy Reed's interes t piqued.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (OZmbA)

327 OMG.

Remember back in the day, SNL had the claymation Mr. Bill?

Some enterprising and talented moron should re-make Mr. Bill as Hillary, aka MRS. Bill.

/seems like lots of comic potential here....

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (tvyXw)

328 There are just so many Weiner jokes I feel like Gallagher at the annual Watermelon Festival!

*snort*

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (vtcmf)

329 "Have you ever read his bio? That dude has never held a real job in his life. He went straight from college to Chuck Schumer's staff, and he's been in politics ever since.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:14 PM (xxSK3) "

Wait, he worked for Chuck? There's a 101% chance that he was at one point sexting Amy - you know, before she was famous and started doing her 24/7 cosplay of Miss Piggy.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (kumBu)

330 Colin Powell told Anthony Weiner...aw, the hell with it.

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2016 12:22 PM (2Mnv1)

331
Huma at least is quite fetching.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

So, what do you guys say. This elephant is pretty much just a big snake, right?

Posted by: The Blind Man Over by the Trunk

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 29, 2016 12:22 PM (kdS6q)

332 Trump camp needs to just let this one breath a bit.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 29, 2016 12:22 PM (NpXoL)

333 Hey, The Mask-era Cameron Diaz was a fox. Maybe it was movie magic, but she looks fantastic in that film.

Pre-anorexia.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:22 PM (Mt8T4)

334 >>The Mask-era Cameron Diaz was a fox.

SJP in LA Story?

Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (0vI5X)

335 Huma bears a striking resemblance to the wife of Nicaragua's President Daniel Ortega. And she is known as "La Bruja", The Witch:

http://www.agenciasnn.com/2014/10/rosario-murillo-es-una-bruja-publica.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (oqkO3)

336 heheh...Drudge just nailed it.
Posted by: Hypatia Lee
------------

Heh. The ghost of Webb Hubble was captured in that photo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (9mTYi)

337 We can only hope that a wiener thread doesn't devolve into The Condiment Wars. Once started, they're impossible to catch up on.

--
i for one would relish a condiment war.

Posted by: Zombie John Heinz at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (oGRue)

338

It'd make a great Law & Order episode.

It already has The Lena Dunham Touch: underage & underwear.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (FlRtG)

339 Hi runningrn

OT, have you studied any Japanese history? I'm tracking down a couple of comets, was wondering if you knew of any chronicles or astronomical observations 1313 and 1668. Where's a place to start?

Thanks in advance

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (fVY6E)

340 @309: "Does anyone think it is easy for a Jew to be married to a jihadist lesbian? The man has to get his pleasure somewhere."

I would imagine that he found his pleasure in not being beheaded.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (rznWS)

341 And a Trump supporter to boot.
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 29, 2016 11:53 AM (t06LC)

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Tee hee...

Would explain why the FAB looked "stern and serious"

And Huma looked like a whipped dog.

http://tinyurl.com/hnpjjem

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (rlfds)

342 In our latest episode of "Dropping The Mask", Drudge accuses CNN of scrubbing Trump tweets of references to "Crooked" Hillary. Not satisfied with selective reporting, it seems they're now just plain faking it.

http://tinyurl.com/haqk7yq

Posted by: MTF at August 29, 2016 12:24 PM (/m8T6)

343 We can only hope that a wiener thread doesn't devolve into The Condiment Wars. Once started, they're impossible to catch up on.

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i for one would relish a condiment war.

Posted by: Zombie John Heinz at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (oGRue)

Once they get rolling, it's hard to ketchup.

Posted by: Sweet Gherkin at August 29, 2016 12:24 PM (JO9+V)

344 teste

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2016 12:24 PM (LdMbv)

345
And Huma looked like a whipped dog.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (rlfds)

I'm having whipped dog for dessert.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at August 29, 2016 12:25 PM (xxSK3)

346 So Anthony is just burnishing his street creds for moving to the next level of politics in the Democrat party, where failure is worn like a fricking laurel wreath and rewarded.

Posted by: runningrn at August 29, 2016 12:25 PM (sUP4M)

347 Also... what is up with that small pick of Mrs. Bill on Drudge? It looks like they woke her up in the middle of the night at the nursing home and are walking her, in her jammies/house coat, to the ambulance.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 12:25 PM (tvyXw)

348 We can only hope that a wiener thread doesn't devolve into The Condiment Wars. Once started, they're impossible to catch up on.

--
i for one would relish a condiment war.
Posted by: Zombie John Heinz

You couldn't cut the mustard

Posted by: Papist Bograt from County Mayo at August 29, 2016 12:25 PM (326rv)

349 @320: "
Oh, Breitbart taking over the Wiener press conference is in the Hack Hall of Fame.

It might even be the only thing in it."

Pretty sure the Chinese lady who tried to hold the press conference in Second Life and ended up getting bombarded with flying dicks is in there, too.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 29, 2016 12:25 PM (rznWS)

350 "Chelsea Fetching" sounds like the name of a groupie who could have hung out with Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger back in the '70s.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (sZ8UC)

351 Hey, The Mask-era Cameron Diaz was a fox. Maybe it was movie magic, but she looks fantastic in that film. Don't lump her in with Secretariat Jessica Parker.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 29, 2016 12:18 PM (kumBu)

Around the time of There's Something About Mary, the Farrelly Brothers described Diaz as "Grace Kelly, with a bad case of gas".

This was intended as a compliment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:21 PM (xxSK3)

She's not awful looking (even these days), but there is something about Cameron that is off. Just slightly.

Regarding the aforementioned Sarah Jessica Horseface, it's just more obvious, and perhaps a greater degree.

However, she was in that water patrol cop movie with Bruce Willis, set in Pittsburgh, I think. She looks fantastic in that film. And we know that's not her, that's whatever they do in movies to make these dames look hotter than they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (TOk1P)

352 Top picture at Drudge. If Kellyanne Conway can't turn that picture of Hillary dressed like that into a landslide then she has no business in politics.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (nFdGS)

353 Breaking News (for real!) HuffPo fires writer (D.G. Seaman) who questioned Hillary's health and deletes the 'offending' article.

Scott Adams says 2h2 hours ago:
Huffington Post gets aroused by Clinton story and expels Seaman.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (LdMbv)

354 HA....I didn't even notice Chelsea in that Drudge pic. Had to go back an look.

And what swanky little store, had the witches just purchased visited? I can't read the bag. Not Hillary....The one on Huma's arm.

Posted by: Tami at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (Enq6K)

355 And he's part of the long list of democrat men who show that they support "feminism " by behaving like pigs toward women.
This one's right up there with The Lion of The Senate and Bubba.

I don't think it takes a genius IQ to figure out why these guys are so supportive of easy access to abortions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (+lVUW)

356 >>I'm having whipped dog for dessert.
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick

Heh.

And serve the weiner on the side.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (OZmbA)

357 Hey what about me?

Me! Me! Me!

*jumps up and waves hands*

Damn you Anthony Weiner and your white dick privilege!

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (PL2OL)

358 It might even be the only thing in it."

****

You might have to include the intern at the news station who fed the newsreader "Ho Lee Phuk, Wi Tu Low and Sum Ting Wong"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 29, 2016 12:27 PM (wPiJc)

359 I'm thinking of sexting my wife. You know ... spice things up a bit. How's this sound ...

So ... building this deck is making me sooo hot. Seriously. It was a hundred damn degrees this weekend. Did you know the human body has this neat trick where you get light-headed, which makes you stop and cool off ? Me neither.

How did you like watching my rock hard arms handling thirty five bags of concrete mix ? Bet that was something. What about my dick dragging the dirt from heat exhaustion ? That do anything for ya' ?

Screw you and this deck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 12:27 PM (CNkLk)

360 We hopoes this does not hurt Hilllary because Trump is an idiot and does not like persons of color. Trump and Bush are alike and probably did something to Humma's Weiner Marriage to cause this to happen.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 29, 2016 12:27 PM (NuElX)

361 Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 12:23 PM (fVY6E)

Hi there, Boulder Hobo! No, I'm sorry, I don't know anything about Japanese history (I denounce myself!) I'm pretty much what my Taiwan born co-worker calls a "banana", lol! I'm so sorry I can't help you! Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: runningrn at August 29, 2016 12:27 PM (sUP4M)

362 Papist Bograt from County Mayo
I thought Micks weren't allowed to use condiments?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2016 12:28 PM (LdMbv)

363 Looking at the Daily Mail post about the split - any pics of Huma and her son?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 12:28 PM (NOIQH)

364

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 29, 2016 12:28 PM (CNkLk)

365 @326: "Isn't it just a bit creepy to continue texting your hard weiner with
your toddler in bed with you? What about that aspect of this story?
I'm sure Hairy Reed's interes t piqued."

Yeah, but I'll be the first kid in preschool who's already had a three-way.

Posted by: Weiner Abedin Hellspawn at August 29, 2016 12:28 PM (rznWS)

366 Her attackers were a gang of black men. Funny I don't remember hearing about this on the news.

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white lives Don't matter.

Posted by: The Aristocracy at August 29, 2016 12:29 PM (oGRue)

367 Carlos Danger should be glad he isn't married to Lorena Bobbit

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2016 12:29 PM (jxbfJ)

368 The Mets could have some fun with this. Instead of a sausage versus hot dog race at the seventh inning stretch, they could do a Weiner versus Clinton race.

Posted by: MTF at August 29, 2016 12:29 PM (/m8T6)

369 Also from the Daily Mail post: Hillary is wearing that cracked-out house dress/plaid pants combo again, and looks like clack-and-white checkered flats?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

370 Thanks rn!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 12:29 PM (fVY6E)

371 he might to a 'James Forrestal'

if only someone can get him admitted to BNH

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (/542q)

372 Hi, runningrn! (waves)
We were just talking about you and ER visits for bottle-related suction problems a few days ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (LdMbv)

373 Since this happened a year ago, I'm hard pressed to believe that she had no idea. If the guy posing as a girl ran right to the media, why did it take a year to come out?

Posted by: Jaimo at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (9U1OG)

374 If Huma Cuts her Weiner Off can she hang with Bruce the Jenner?

Posted by: Killerdog at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (bULMi)

375 @331: So, what do you guys say. This elephant is pretty much just a big snake, right?"

Posted by: The Blind Man Over by the Trunk

Yep!

Posted by: The other blind guy, who would be really mad if he could see what he's holding at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (rznWS)

376
The exchange is typically two way. In fact we have the picture he got of "her" boobies:

http://tinyurl.com/jgj6wb4

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 29, 2016 12:16 PM (9krrF)
________________________________

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (HSmrB)

377 Papist Bograt from County Mayo
I thought Micks weren't allowed to use condiments?
Posted by: andycanuck

Of course we can. But I have to play a drum while eating. Something about a rhythm method

Posted by: Papist Bograt from County Mayo at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (326rv)

378 "Chelsea Fetching" sounds like the name of a groupie who could have hung out with Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger back in the '70s.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (sZ8UC)

The way my brain works, I have to read that as "Chelsea Felching."

It's probably best that some people on this thread do NOT know what that means... and no, you definitely should NOT google it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM (TOk1P)

379 DO a James Forrestal

sh*t ( can't type for ). Tell him to stay away from bathrobe cords

Posted by: Billy Occam at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM (/542q)

380 Actually, on BB they mention his latest moniker is "mongoose"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM (jxbfJ)

381
Also from the Daily Mail post: Hillary is wearing that cracked-out house dress/plaid pants combo again, and looks like clack-and-white checkered flats?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

I'm thinking that Frau Gruppencankles' fashion consultant is a Trump plant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM (xxSK3)

382 Wonder how many times the NYC nurses have had to reattach Tony' s bratwurst

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM (fVY6E)

383 "Chelsea Fetching" sounds like the name of a groupie who could have hung out with Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger back in the '70s.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Or, a Manson Family member.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:32 PM (9mTYi)

384 It looks like they woke her up in the middle of the night at the nursing home and are walking her, in her jammies/house coat, to the ambulance.

--

Astonishingly, that was the outfit she wore to the Cher fundraiser.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2016 12:32 PM (+FSld)

385 >>>However, she was in that water patrol cop movie with Bruce Willis, set in Pittsburgh, I think. She looks fantastic in that film. And we know that's not her, that's whatever they do in movies to make these dames look hotter than they are.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2016 12:26 PM (TOk1P)

Striking Distance. A guilty pleasure. Some quality scenery-chewing in that one.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 29, 2016 12:32 PM (3NYhr)

386 The Mets could have some fun with this. Instead of a sausage versus hot dog race at the seventh inning stretch, they could do a Weiner versus Clinton race.
Posted by: MTF

There's a bar on Clinton St. in Delaware City. its name? 'Lewinsky on Clinton'.

Posted by: Papist Bograt from County Mayo at August 29, 2016 12:32 PM (326rv)

387
Actually what the hell is happening in that pajama pic at top of drudge?

There is your future America.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2016 12:32 PM (ODxAs)

388
380 Actually, on BB they mention his latest moniker is "mongoose"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM (jxbfJ)

Which of course, is some variety of weasel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:33 PM (xxSK3)

389 218 >>Huma at least is quite fetching.

She's kinda harsh looking... like she escaped from a Picasso painting.
Posted by: garrett at August 29, 2016 12:04 PM (0vI5X)

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She has that "Sing Sing prison cleaning maid" look.

Or the Frau Bluecher look.

*faint neigh is heard*

Posted by: Soona at August 29, 2016 12:33 PM (Fmupd)

390
It looks like they woke her up in the middle of the night at the nursing
home and are walking her, in her jammies/house coat, to the ambulance.

--

Astonishingly, that was the outfit she wore to the Cher fundraiser.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 29, 2016 12:32 PM (+FSld)

I've seen aluminum Christmas trees dressed with better color combos and fashion sense.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 12:34 PM (JO9+V)

391
nood quarterback

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:34 PM (xxSK3)

392 305 heheh...Drudge just nailed it.
Posted by: Hypatia Lee at August 29, 2016 12:17 PM (NpXoL)

Drudge always finds photos that show Hillary at her most unnattractive. Like the one that's up there now, looks like she's wearing a pantsuit that's a modified oven mitt.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 12:34 PM (sZ8UC)

393 Also from the Daily Mail post: Hillary is wearing that cracked-out house dress/plaid pants combo again, and looks like clack-and-white checkered flats?!?!?
Posted by: Lizzy
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An impeccable sense of style! - MSM

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:34 PM (9mTYi)

394 139: "I'm totally not fascinated by cocks."
Us either.
Posted by: Tom Cruise and John Travolta at August 29, 2016 12:00 PM (rznWS)

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yeah, after the first thousand, the fascination part wears off.

Posted by: Barney frank at August 29, 2016 12:34 PM (oGRue)

395 @358: "You might have to include the intern at the news station who fed the newsreader "Ho Lee Phuk, Wi Tu Low and Sum Ting Wong""

What I? Chopped river?

Posted by: Bang Ding Ow at August 29, 2016 12:34 PM (rznWS)

396 Hillary! in that top picture on Drudge is starting to look like Marlon Brando in drag.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 29, 2016 12:35 PM (FYrz1)

397 HuffPo fires writer (D.G. Seaman) who questioned Hillary's health and deletes the 'offending' article.

So that's two journalists who've been fired for committing journalism.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 29, 2016 12:35 PM (KUTP5)

398 You might have to include the intern at the news station who fed the newsreader "Ho Lee Phuk, Wi Tu Low and Sum Ting Wong"

OK, that's a fair point.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 29, 2016 12:35 PM (mgbwf)

399
I'm thinking that Frau Gruppencankles' fashion consultant is a Trump plant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM (xxSK3)
==========================

That's Obergruppenfuhrer Gruppencankles to you buster!

Posted by: MTF at August 29, 2016 12:35 PM (/m8T6)

400 But how can I turn on women if I don't describe penises... a lot?!

Posted by: mr garrison at August 29, 2016 12:35 PM (LdMbv)

401
Astonishingly, that was the outfit she wore to the Cher fundraiser.
--
Oooooh kay.

I defer to IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:31 PM

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 29, 2016 12:35 PM (tvyXw)

402 Headlines:

"Weiner Hard on Clinton Campaign"

"Huma Cuts Off Weiner, Stays Inside Hillary Camp"

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 12:36 PM (OZmbA)

403
Hillary is wearing her Fat Mao jacket.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 29, 2016 12:37 PM (OZmbA)

404 We only see what the politicians want us to see. Underneath the mask they're all Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: Voltaire at August 29, 2016 12:38 PM (DrC22)

405 There's a bar on Clinton St. in Delaware City. its name? 'Lewinsky on Clinton'.
Posted by: Papist Bograt
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I had a gasoline lawn vacuum on which I stuck vinyl lettering "Monica". A Lib neighbor borrowed it, and later expressed his unhappiness with my humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:38 PM (9mTYi)

406 Bwahaha on Rush:

"Huma obviously has not been chief of her husband's staff"

Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2016 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

407 Not my fault. I loved peanut butter & banana sandwiches!

Posted by: zombie mao at August 29, 2016 12:38 PM (LdMbv)

408 Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2016 12:30 PM (LdMbv)

LOL! Oh my! Hello to you too, Andy!

Posted by: runningrn at August 29, 2016 12:38 PM (sUP4M)

409 On what planet would Child protective services not immediately respond and Family services as well? On what planet is Huma thinking it is ok to leave their toddler with this sexual psycho? Bet she chooses caring for Hillary over caring for her child.

Oh the laws and rules don't apply to our overloards and their families.

Posted by: Pepe at August 29, 2016 12:38 PM (uG7LM)

410 I don't even feel comfortable looking at pron if the dog is in the room with me.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2016 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

411 363 Looking at the Daily Mail post about the split - any pics of Huma and her son?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2016 12:28 PM (NOIQH)

Why? Does he have an uncanny resemblance to Hillary?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2016 12:39 PM (+lVUW)

412 "Weiner Hard on Clinton Campaign"

"Huma Cuts Off Weiner, Stays Inside Hillary Camp"
Posted by: Sphynx
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"Huma steps on Weiner, but maintains footing."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:39 PM (9mTYi)

413 I don't even feel comfortable looking at pron if the dog is in the room with me.
Posted by: josephistan
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The dog?

Posted by: Bob at NSA, in the room at August 29, 2016 12:41 PM (9mTYi)

414 Nood. Not a weiner thank goodness, but yet another jacka**.

Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2016 12:42 PM (hvf9s)

415 LOL! Oh my! Hello to you too, Andy!
It's funny the things we don't forget even from years ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2016 12:42 PM (LdMbv)

416 I'm not saying that they're gonna try to kill you, but

-
Don't make a deposit for a New Years Eve party.

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hell, don't buy any green bananas

Or bread or milk.

*****

Or all-day suckers.

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or Viagra.

Posted by: Barney frank at August 29, 2016 12:43 PM (oGRue)

417 393 Also from the Daily Mail post: Hillary is wearing that cracked-out house dress/plaid pants combo again, and looks like clack-and-white checkered flats?!?!?
Posted by: Lizzy

Looks like something from the SPECTRE villainess collection.

Wonder if Hillary has a stiletto in her shoe?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 29, 2016 12:47 PM (PL2OL)

418 "It'd make a great Law & Order episode. "

I don't really watch SVU any more, but happened to catch a re-run a few days ago that was based on the Weiner situation.

The Weiner-guy was a Puerto Rican dude running for mayor, who was sexting and paying hush money. He also happened to be a childhood friend of the ADA. The ADA had to expose him right before the election.

There was no sympathy in the story for the Weinerish character.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 29, 2016 12:49 PM (ozZau)

419 Fritz with
37 Wag the Dong
=
Threadwinner

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at August 29, 2016 12:50 PM (sJuKe)

420 If you google around you will find that Bill Clinton transferred title to Huma Abedin to Weiner. I'm sure Huma was jointly owned by Bill and Hillary.

So the Clintons are just repossessing their property in anticipation of Weiner not being able to raise the next Bill.

Posted by: just saying at August 29, 2016 12:50 PM (K8FS4)

421 Has Donald Jr. tweeted anything yet?

Also, why is this guy so impressed with his own erection? Does he think that's difficult to do? Does he think women are interested in dick-pics? Note to morons: No woman cares what your dick looks like (within normal parameters) and no one impressed that you can get an erection. Holy Crap.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 12:50 PM (eSQgj)

422 Yeah I'm wigglin' my own tool
Tweetin' like a damn fool
Got the mornin' wand workin'
And I've given it strokes with Crisco and soaps
And a bottle of Jergens
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
Well I'm so tired of whackin' I got nothing to screw
And all day to screw it
I go internet cruisin'
But I've got no steady ho
And all night to find one
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
Is it any wonder I've got
Too much lube on my hands,
It's dripping away with my sanity
I've got too much lube on my hands....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 29, 2016 12:50 PM (X/2ij)

423 Please.
Like Huma has been anywhere near her husband this past year. They separated a long time ago.

Posted by: Hamilton at August 29, 2016 12:51 PM (TlNDs)

424 Lizzy...maybe the reason Hilz is hiding is that she only has one housecoat that fits her. In her defense she is matching black and white down to her shoes. bwahahaha. Unfortunately she looks like she found the ensemble in a dumpster. Hysterical link from Drudge, showing the ecstasy of waving to the serfs on the road to the fundraiser. Then the agony of the NYP photos of Carlos Danger and his Package. A photo of Hilz looking at phone in car is possibly the fitting end of the Weiner Wanking Woohoo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 29, 2016 12:51 PM (ud5wo)

425 I had a gasoline lawn vacuum on which I stuck vinyl lettering "Monica". A Lib neighbor borrowed it, and later expressed his unhappiness with my humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2016 12:38 PM (9mTYi)

Heh. Well, if he doesn't like your sense of humor, he can stop borrowing your yard implements. Seems a simple solution to me.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 29, 2016 12:52 PM (sZ8UC)

426 295 Amazing idea. If Hillary gets elected and takes Huma
with her to the White House, do a reality show following their
skirt-chasing husbands. Call it "Willy Weiner: Chiefs of Staffs."

Posted by: Doctor Cynic at August 29, 2016 12:10 PM (MR74W)

S1E3: Let's go to Luckenback Texas, with Willy, Weiner and the boys
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 29, 2016 12:15 PM (JO9+V)

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Yes! See? So many crazy adventures!

What if they went on a "speaking tour" around the US to talk to college sororities? All you gotta do is roll the cameras.

Posted by: Doctor Cynic at August 29, 2016 12:54 PM (MR74W)

427 Which of course, is some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2016 12:33 PM (xxSK3)

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: pissed off Honey Badger at August 29, 2016 12:54 PM (ozZau)

428 316 Letting Anthony Weiner be on Twitter is like making Bill Cosby Dean of a Women's Pharmacy College.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2016 12:19 PM (Mt8T4)

Or letting Kevin Jennings run Boys' Town.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 29, 2016 12:57 PM (SRKgf)

429 "There was no sympathy in the story for the Weinerish character."

If you read the Mission Earth series (L Ron Hubbard nominally) or for that matter the latest blog post by Scott Adams (dilbert.com) you will discover this is a good technique for dissipating public anger. A LIV could vote for Weiner again because his avatar was punished on TV. In Mission Earth they destroyed a fake Earth on a live galactic TV show so that they really wouldn't have to destroy the Earth.

Posted by: just saying at August 29, 2016 12:59 PM (K8FS4)

430 Ugly Chelsea not dressed like Mommy in the background of the Drudge pic. Heh.

Posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 12:59 PM (eSQgj)

431 Hillary: Choose your next photo of me carefully, Mr. Drudge. It may be your last.

Matt Drudge: Do you expect me to talk?

Hillary: No, Mr. Drudge. I expect you to die!

Posted by: President Hillary at August 29, 2016 01:01 PM (PL2OL)

432 Which job is worse? Being the handmaiden to the daughter of satan or married to the disgusting idiot and sexual deviant son of satan? Tough call.

Posted by: IanDeal at August 29, 2016 01:03 PM (teGBX)

433 (within normal parameters)

It's shrinkage!

Posted by: George Constanza at August 29, 2016 01:04 PM (kwakj)

434 Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2016 12:42 PM (LdMbv)

Bwhahaha, yes! Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at August 29, 2016 01:05 PM (sUP4M)

435 Anthony, I've got the solution for both of us.

Two words: Sex tape. Call me!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 29, 2016 01:08 PM (PL2OL)

436 posted by: dagny at August 29, 2016 12:50 PM (eSQgj)

LOL; So true though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 01:22 PM (6HqlZ)

437 I think it's weird to send too many yourself pictures of yourself anyway-even if they aren't your dick, your cleavage or yourself in your lingerie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2016 01:24 PM (6HqlZ)

438 Sad clown has a demon riding him like one of those quarter operated novelty rides they used to have in front of grocery stores.

Would not want to be sad clown's insurer.

Posted by: simplemind at August 29, 2016 01:27 PM (xVRrG)

439 Huma is close to making wiener's weiner wear a hijab.

Posted by: Buffalbob at August 29, 2016 01:43 PM (wYtsh)

440 oH! HAHAHA..."Stay at home CAD!!" LOL now I get it!

2.5 hours later...Duh..

Oh Ace, you soooooo funneh!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 29, 2016 01:46 PM (NpXoL)

441 Weiner's dick texting was all fun and games until it threatened Spill's coronation. Better a divorce than a trip to Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 29, 2016 01:48 PM (i6shs)

442 All I can say is the mystery of Hilz housecoat is solved. For her to wear this ::cough:: frock to two Sunday fancy fundraisers in a row tells me she is proud of it. Perhaps she sewed it herself, at her "spa," decided on black trim vs rick rack or sequins. Then! She found the pajama pants in the bottom of Billz closet, thought (!) this matches!11! "And, look, Huma, black and white shoes!!! An outfit that is de rigueur [as in, "almost rigor mortis].

Is this "duster" (as my grandmother's called them, complete with snaps vs buttons or zipper) bullet proof? Spillage proof? Hooked to magnetic robotic stuff to give her a jolt and work her legs? I do see her "notes" in the pocket, so it has some use.

If she wears this to a debate I will collapse in hysterics.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 29, 2016 02:42 PM (ud5wo)

443 This news probably was leaked by the Clinton campaign, as a "look, a squirrel!" distraction from increasing evidence of Clinton Foundation chicanery...

Posted by: rjm319 at August 29, 2016 03:05 PM (N8ryJ)

444 201--Amen on that one, bro, I'm gittin all nostalgic about that era!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at August 29, 2016 03:15 PM (qP+HV)

445 This was leaked on purpose to take heat from Huma's radical Islam editorial involvement and essay writing. She is now the victim while her already neutered husband who can contribute nothing because his brand is already spoiled now has some utility. I don't buy it as a coincidence or simply bad judgment now caught out.

Posted by: Aetius at August 29, 2016 04:19 PM (qSjR6)

446 If this is a "wag the dog, bomb the milk factory" sort of squirrel, then Huma must have no pride. Of course, her "pride" is being with the Harridan vs being a real mother who should have divorced this pervert before their son was born.

I guess this could be the reason the media and the cabal will say "hands off Humidor" with the Foundation corruption and emails coming from wiki.

Mr. Trump is correct: the email factor, with state security classified information, going willy (!) nilly to Huma, others like Sid Blumenthal...well, this alone makes Hilz a blackmail candidate. Giving the information to this pervert adds a while nuther layer of fubar to the cake. Yet the MSM turn a blind eye because "Clinton!"

In the past, when things were "normal," and in most companies today, you were not hired for a security clearance if you had,uh, affairs, drugs, or any shady type behavior in your past. Yet half of this country will vote for this hag based on her last name and questionable gender beneath her Depends. Some of these voters do not see past their nose on security, much less the concept of blackmail by foreign agencies.

Hilz has already done the pay to play game...she owes a lot of creepy people for their payment into the Foundation.

(Speaking of foundations, and OT, why the hell does she not wear a bra under her duster-tunic-housedress???).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 29, 2016 04:25 PM (ud5wo)

447 Somedays, you understand why women hate men.

Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at August 29, 2016 09:29 PM (mBYZv)

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"Stay at Home Cad:" NY Post Reports Anthony Weiner Was Sexting a New Lady, While Son Was in Bed With Him, Just Last Year
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