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Football Sunday in America 08/28/16 - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
Good afternoon and welcome to Sunday Football in America. Unfortunately, Goodell and his NFL are leaving such a bad taste in my mouth it's going to be a challenge to enjoy the sport I love knowing I'm contributing in any way to his pocketbook.
So, I'm keeping it short today. The schedule for today: Chargers at Vikings 1:00 pm ET on FoxCardinals at Texans 4:25 pm ET on Fox
Bengals at Jaguars 8:00 pm ET on NBC Here's a couple of gals to keep you company.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:53 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:53 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:53 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:54 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:54 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:54 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:55 PM (lQqij)
****crickets chirping*****
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:55 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:57 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:58 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: EC at August 28, 2016 01:00 PM (oIkQ6)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 28, 2016 01:01 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Ronster at August 28, 2016 01:01 PM (dYfSG)
Posted by: tbodie at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (gjgWX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Brendan at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (gkvx9)
Posted by: tbodie at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (gjgWX)
No that is in 2 weeks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:03 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:03 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2016 01:04 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Brendan at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (gkvx9)
Worth fighting and dying for
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:04 PM (Ozsfq)
To the ladies in the pictures, my apologies. Now, would you all kindly come over to my humble abode for food, drink, and very adult entertainment.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 01:04 PM (lQqij)
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No. but it's the first time this season they haven't effed us over with the NFL Network
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 28, 2016 01:04 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:05 PM (Ozsfq)
Wha....traffic?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 01:05 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2016 01:06 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:06 PM (A1MMY)
That Texas cheerleader is #1 for somebody.
She can hire out to lead the phlebotomists.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2016 01:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 01:07 PM (lQqij)
Nothing 'official'. Conjecture at this point.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 28, 2016 01:08 PM (ZFUt7)
I think it's going to be a long season for them. The good news is, I can always find better things to do on a fall Sunday even if they are playing well.
Posted by: Bruce at August 28, 2016 01:09 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2016 01:09 PM (vRQJG)
FUCK KAEPERNICK
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (Ozsfq)
~~~
I believe nowadays it is written:
#FUCKKAEPERNICK
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 01:09 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:09 PM (WV3Yp)
Especially if she's not in the process of jumping up
Posted by: Bruce at August 28, 2016 01:11 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2016 01:11 PM (vRQJG)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:11 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 28, 2016 01:12 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:12 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:13 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:05 PM (Ozsfq)
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He does have the wacked out, crazy eyes, I-keeelll-you look and the stupid ass beard down pat.
If he starts playing with himself after you show him a picture of Gabby the Goat that nails it.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 01:13 PM (lQqij)
Oh, it's definitely how you get extra anything if'n you are a female.
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2016 01:14 PM (vRQJG)
Posted by: Bruce at August 28, 2016 01:14 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 28, 2016 01:14 PM (KClCM)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:14 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:16 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2016 01:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:17 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2016 01:18 PM (vRQJG)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2016 01:18 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:17 PM (A1MMY)
Say what? Sweater puppies need exercise and loving attention too!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2016 01:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: tbodie at August 28, 2016 01:19 PM (gjgWX)
You also have to solcialize them at an early age.
Really, the earlier the better.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 28, 2016 01:19 PM (vRQJG)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2016 01:19 PM (0mRoj)
All they ask for is love, and a chance to run free every now and then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:20 PM (WV3Yp)
that link over at drudge on gun sales rise is interesting
Unless I'm reading it wrong, more Dems own them, and more "Clinton supporters" own them.
weird.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2016 01:20 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:20 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Sweater puppies at August 28, 2016 01:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2016 01:22 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 28, 2016 01:23 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2016 01:23 PM (HVQlX)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2016 01:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2016 01:25 PM (6FqZa)
What's Southside With You?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2016 01:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2016 01:25 PM (6FqZa)
This too is the story of... wait, it IS!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:26 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Matt Damon at August 28, 2016 01:27 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 28, 2016 01:27 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2016 01:27 PM (6FqZa)
The saga of poor Kaepernickel
He's a victim of fate oh so fickle
If it's office he seeks
Well he's really too weak
He can't open a small jar of pickles
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 28, 2016 01:27 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 28, 2016 01:28 PM (wPiJc)
Personally, I believe this one is gay. But if he's the right kind of gay, they won't out him. We'll see what happens after the Ninners cut him.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2016 01:29 PM (6FqZa)
****crickets chirping*****
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 12:55 PM (lQqij
Athens GA? Tenn? Ohio? Greece?
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 01:30 PM (5HyS+)
Point of order: Lengthy study of Seattle's danceleaders (nobody cheers) leads me to believe that there is a rule that nobody can exceed 5' 5" in height. Is this common to all prancing shakers of pompoms?
Note to artillery enthusiasts: Pompom does not refer to 2 pounder QF antiaircraft weapons.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 28, 2016 01:30 PM (FtrY1)
Good to see some names that haven't been around so much lately - Aetius, Man of Athens, and (below at least) dagny.
Pretty sure it's a Cooper's Hawk that's taken up part-time residence in the big ficus trees in the back yard - he's beautiful. They're indigenous, but you rarely see them, usually just the red-tails.
WTF with the thumb safety on my 1911? Doing a detailed strip last night to clean the 1911 and the thing will not budge - still not sure how it eventually came out. In the manuals/videos/normal life they pop right out.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2016 01:31 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2016 01:23 PM (HVQlX)
After the botched field goal, I would think most Vikes fans don't like to be flooded with memories.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2016 01:31 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 01:32 PM (bMG0w)
To the ladies in the pictures, my apologies. Now, would you all kindly come over to my humble abode for food, drink, and very adult entertainment.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 28, 2016 01:04 PM (lQqij)
Well...I am an ass and legs man myself.
Everything above the waist just kinda gets in the way. Yes, Hope I am looking at you! (wink, wink)
F Kapernickers and the NFL. Overpaid 8 year olds.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2016 01:32 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 01:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2016 01:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 01:34 PM (5HyS+)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 28, 2016 01:34 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at August 28, 2016 01:35 PM (rwI+c)
Everything above the waist just kinda gets in the way. Yes, Hope I am looking at you! (wink, wink)
F Kapernickers and the NFL. Overpaid 8 year olds.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2016 01:32 PM (ej1L0)
One way to look at boobs, I suppose. You're wrong, but it is one way to look at it.
Didn't Adam Carolla have a bit on the ass and it's hindering properties?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:36 PM (WV3Yp)
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at August 28, 2016 01:37 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 01:38 PM (GHdiF)
Posted by: Kaepernickus at August 28, 2016 01:38 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 01:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Say, didn't you crash a train, just to find out whether I would get hurt or not?
Posted by: Bruce Willis at August 28, 2016 01:38 PM (Pz4pT)
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It's only at the halfway mark here in Florida.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 28, 2016 01:39 PM (SEXy3)
I couldn't agree more. We just want to watch a game without the minions of the left shoving their agenda down our throats. Keep doing it and watch attendance and viewership drop. I doubt the pajamas will tune into football.
Oh and intercourse Colin Suckadick
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2016 01:39 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Tony Romo<<<
It's a good thing Tony has the barbeque joint franchise thing to fall back on when his football career is over. He's brittle like a rack of succulent baby back ribs.
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2016 01:39 PM (HVQlX)
Worth fighting and dying for.
Of course. She's a Texan.
Here, gentlemen, is the success secret you've been seeking:
Clean livin' and Texas women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2016 01:40 PM (OF/aZ)
Clean livin' and Texas women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2016 01:40 PM (OF/aZ)
Well, the Texas women at least.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:41 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Kaepernickus at August 28, 2016 01:42 PM (OkKDg)
There was a summer? I guess I missed it. I mean I felt the heat, but not so much that vacation thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:43 PM (Ozsfq)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ QF_1-pounder_pom-pom
pom pom 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ QF_2_pounder_naval_gun
land use QF2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Ordnance_QF_2_pounder
Bofors
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Bofors_40_mm_gun
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 01:43 PM (GHdiF)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2016 01:31 PM (QDnY+)
Thanks for the kind thoughts. My absence has not been some ideological one, but rather starting a new job that gets me up at 4 in the morning. Has kind of changed the paradigm a bit. Settling in for an evening drink at 6 in the afternoon has been kind of jarring.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:44 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Corona at August 28, 2016 01:45 PM (ragzU)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 01:33 PM (kTF2Z)
They say when Romo was shooting a Pizza Hut commercial in the off-season, someone yelled "CUT!" and Tony needed 14 stitches. It's not true his arm was in a sling for 7 weeks though....
More like 5.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2016 01:45 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at August 28, 2016 01:46 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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You're a moonshine fan, too?
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2016 01:47 PM (8JEmC)
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I have, I'm not kidding, spent this year and last, dozens of hours looking for blog-appropriate cheergal pics and tend to agree with you. Most teams have at least one decent looking gal, some have a couple, the Texans, however, have a squadful of them. Denver, too. And their unis are cute and sporty.
By and large, the universe of hot, non-trashy cheergals is limited to the southern and western states. Some teams are a real challenge, but Houston, Denver, Arizona, San Francisco, and San Diego commit.
Then again, the hottest costumed cheergal ever is from Minnesota and will be featured prominently again this Halloween.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 28, 2016 01:47 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2016 01:28 PM (Pz4pT)
If he's gay, he has better taste in beards than Obama does. BLM/muzzie GF is hawt, in a pornstar sort of way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2016 01:47 PM (oqkO3)
The father who adopted this ungrateful turd could be related to Kopernik. Let's just say I doubt that Colin himself has inherited much DNA from the "revolutionary physicist" clade
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2016 01:48 PM (6FqZa)
I think I still have the record at Top 17.
I love the Texans cheerleaders.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 28, 2016 01:48 PM (5GUzH)
70
Rhomboid,
Way louder than f***ing.
The British pompom was a Vickers design while the US used a Bofors design. But close enough to rate as first cousins.
The over designed and hard to maintain US designed 1.1" AA weapon shall be known as the Pom It Jammed Dammit Pom weapon.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 28, 2016 01:50 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2016 01:47 PM (oqkO3)
An internet search shows she does know the kind of clothes to showcase her buffet, at it were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:51 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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You're a moonshine fan, too?
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2016 01:47 PM (8JEmC)
Lol. Well, this being Kentucky, you drink what you find in the cupboards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:52 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 28, 2016 01:47 PM (SEXy3)
The leaning cheergal from the Jaguars still gets my endorsement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:54 PM (WV3Yp)
How conservatives who loathe Hollywood for its self-important pretentiousness, strutting Liberal attitudinizing and masturbatory narcissism can nevertheless be a football fanatic mystifies me. Hollywood and the NFL are the same thing.
Posted by: jbspry at August 28, 2016 01:54 PM (Tcn31)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 28, 2016 01:56 PM (FtrY1)
I've pretty much given up on pro football (and most other pro sports as well).
I am no longer entertained.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 28, 2016 01:57 PM (C9pBZ)
Maybe a fair point. But this goes back to a guy's (and gal's) love of trial by contest.
If the players would shut up, and if they would keep interjecting stuff that has nothing to do with the game, I do not find much objectionable about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 01:57 PM (WV3Yp)
i thought for sure we'd get stuck paying for their stupid stadium.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:01 PM (GHdiF)
that has nothing to do with the game, I do not find much objectionable
about it.
It's not just the players. The announcers are horrible pushing the socialist agenda too. I think the final straw for me was what's his face that got pink eye and was lecturing about gun control. Oh, Bob Costas.
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2016 02:01 PM (3Mp2Z)
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i thought every thread was a Gub Thread in being...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:03 PM (GHdiF)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:07 PM (GHdiF)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:09 PM (GHdiF)
Or is this just one more reason to rise up against our sharia future?
Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2016 02:11 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 02:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:07 PM (GHdiF)
The blonde in the top pic would require extensive examination. Vast tracts...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2016 02:12 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Tony Romo<<<
Hey, Tony! I like my baby back ribs with a side cup of bbq sauce, chop, chop!
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2016 02:16 PM (HVQlX)
Posted by: Slash_buzz at August 28, 2016 02:17 PM (Efl1C)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM (hov+0)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM (hov+0)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM (mpXpK)
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That's where we're all at. Goodell needs to go.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 28, 2016 02:20 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2016 02:20 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 02:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM (hov+0)
and the 9ers and NFL are enabling him...
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 28, 2016 02:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 28, 2016 02:21 PM (om6Aw)
http://tinyurl.com/zwmqoxh
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM (mpXpK)
Very pretty. For some reason, a poem that included the line "The rolling, bronzed fields of somethingorother" popped into my head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 02:21 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2016 02:22 PM (Jen0I)
The over designed and hard to maintain US designed 1.1" AA weapon shall be known as the Pom It Jammed Dammit Pom weapon.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
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IIRC the 1.1 had a tendency to splode too and that is another reason why they were replaced.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 28, 2016 02:23 PM (hVdx9)
Colon Krapperdick is an asshole.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM
And he has a funny name.
Posted by: Engelbert Humperdinck at August 28, 2016 02:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Fritz
HaHa. The Browns could have drafted Bridgewater (out of Louisville) but ....NOoooooo, they had to draft Johnny Manziel. Bridgewater said something negative about the Browns just before the draft.
Yeah, like they're.....STUPID!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at August 28, 2016 02:24 PM (RFeQD)
Women have belly buttons? I have never noticed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 02:24 PM (WV3Yp)
We "normal people" need to make it in the NFL's best interest to cut the crap. If we don't, this will continue.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:25 PM (hov+0)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2016 02:25 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2016 02:20 PM (bMG0w
Boss was surrounded by bad agents and people. That contract he walked away from and San Diego was forced to publically pull and tell why was a dumb move. Guaranteed 85% signing bonus up front of 17milliin and getting the last 15% in March.
Your health is never guaranteed in the NFL.
Plus he just pigeonholed himself as a headache for all NFL clubs to consider when signing him.
Dumb Dumb Dumb.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 02:26 PM (5HyS+)
But seriously, I have never noticed an emphasis on the navel as a focus. If so, I would regard any such efforts as doomed to fail. T&A will pretty much always be king, no matter what someone may try to focus on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 02:28 PM (WV3Yp)
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a friend of mine doesn't have one... she lost it during an abdominal surgery.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:29 PM (GHdiF)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:29 PM (GHdiF)
Does she have "Phantom Belly button" itches?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 02:30 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 28, 2016 02:30 PM (hVdx9)
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sounds like Lendell White...
greed makes stupid people stupider
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:31 PM (GHdiF)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2016 02:22 PM (Jen0I
Cause, its a bullseye.
Actually though I don't think its a replacement. But it is something you can show. Its basically showing off as much skin as you can, and an exposed flat stomach can show how fit the girl is and if you're showing that off you're showing off the curve of the waist too.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 02:31 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2016 02:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2016 02:31 PM (Jen0I)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:29 PM
I never had a belly button either.
Posted by: Barbara Eden on I Dream of Jeanie at August 28, 2016 02:32 PM (hov+0)
Actually though I don't think its a replacement. But it is something you can show. Its basically showing off as much skin as you can, and an exposed flat stomach can show how fit the girl is and if you're showing that off you're showing off the curve of the waist too.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 02:31 PM (bMG0w)
Is this going to be our opportunity to talk about the "Vaginal bones"?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 02:33 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 28, 2016 02:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Yup...whatever happened to your boss man telling you to shut the hell up and get to work and do your job or leave. Opinions are like Hillary's emails, everybody has one.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2016 02:33 PM (ej1L0)
Boss was surrounded by bad agents and people. That contract he walked away from and San Diego was forced to publically pull and tell why was a dumb move. Guaranteed 85% signing bonus up front of 17milliin and getting the last 15% in March.
Your health is never guaranteed in the NFL.
Plus he just pigeonholed himself as a headache for all NFL clubs to consider when signing him.
Dumb Dumb Dumb.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 02:26 PM (5HyS+)
Your health is never guaranteed and that's why Bosa was looking to get as much as he could. And yeah it may be bad agents and stupid moves on his part, but the same is true for San Diego. And I think they've essentially poisoned the well and made resolution impossible with their decision to try and make their negotiation get resolved in the court of public opinion.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 02:34 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: redc1c4
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Where does the lint collect?
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2016 02:34 PM (8JEmC)
http://tinyurl.com/zwmqoxh
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She's been in the rotation the last couple of years. I think we used her twice last year.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 28, 2016 02:37 PM (SEXy3)
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Why didn't they recreate it? I thought that was pretty standard.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 28, 2016 02:38 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2016 02:39 PM (Jen0I)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2016 02:41 PM (GHdiF)
[gets punted through the field goal]
Posted by: David Rappaport at August 28, 2016 02:42 PM (DHDiP)
http://tinyurl.com/zncq5rs
You know there used to be these two things called logic and common sense. I have a dim memory of them. I hate to break it to these folks, but reality cannot be sexist. The worst thing a dude in college who drinks too much likely has to worry about is his buddies drawing dicks on his face with sharpies.
A lady has a whole other set of concerns beyond her friends putting her hand into a bowl of warm water.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 28, 2016 02:44 PM (WV3Yp)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 02:34 PM (
Boss was offered the most money behind Carson Wentz, a QB. Bad move by Boss. He should listen to his teammates who say he is still welcome and get a deal done, fire the agent, and play football. As a rookie you have no leverage hence the mandatory large signing bonuses the Union got for them.
If he sits out a year, he will not go in the 1at round and will be lucky to go in round 4. He has negative leverage.
Something does not smell right with him one way or the other.
The Chargers had to make the deal public because they need other players and rookies to want to play for them knowing they will get paid and compensated well.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 02:45 PM (5HyS+)
The fact that the majority of the players in the NFL are black has a lot to do with why they suffer bullshit like Beyonce's BLM dance and won't allow The Cowboys to honor slain Policemen. It's also why the enable douchebags like Krapperdick.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:47 PM (hov+0)
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 02:48 PM (5HyS+)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2016 02:51 PM (Sfs6o)
Remember when she got hit in the forehead with a football?
The swelling still hasn't gone down?
Posted by: UGH at August 28, 2016 02:52 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2016 02:53 PM (Sfs6o)
NFL, once a professional and pleasing entertainment, is now nothing more than a morass of terrorist progtardism, SJW hate and bigotry, and obscene diversion of money to felons and corporate crony elitists who HATE YOU and EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.
The majority of people involved in this enterprise will GLADLY send you to the camps as soon as they have have extracted all the $ you have; They LOATHE you.
You LET THEM take this over. They did it deliberately to control you and ultimately destroy you. It's an active tool being used against you.
Yet on any given Sunday...
Posted by: Truth Hurts at August 28, 2016 02:53 PM (WVCC6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2016 02:58 PM (IqV8l)
Also, elbows.
Also, I am working on a smart DVD that records only clips of elbows. Possible also booties or a well turned calf. Have not decided yet.
Posted by: Truth Hurts at August 28, 2016 02:59 PM (WVCC6)
I spent a lot of time fantasizing about hitting Marcia in the chin with some balls.
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2016 03:01 PM (vRQJG)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 03:02 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jeff E. at August 28, 2016 03:03 PM (1yOGV)
Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at August 28, 2016 03:03 PM (QlyN5)
Dear AoS,
I left two jars of unopened natural organic peanut butter in my car since Friday afternoon. It's been really hot this weekend, too. Is my preanut butters still good?
Signed,
Worried Peanut
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 28, 2016 03:05 PM (vely8)
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2016 03:08 PM (vRQJG)
Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2016 02:31 PM (w7KSn)
Every time scum like CK mouth off all I can think is "where is ISIS when you REALLY need them?
Then again, even ISIS knows better than to purposely attack their own allies.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 28, 2016 03:09 PM (Idu2i)
Posted by: Tony Romo
****
You tried to pick it up with your feet?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 28, 2016 03:12 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 28, 2016 03:14 PM (Idu2i)
Signed,
Worried Peanut
---------------------
You're a day late.
Posted by: Dogs Of The Pet Thread at August 28, 2016 03:15 PM (8JEmC)
Also, elbows.
Also, I am working on a smart DVD that records only clips of elbows. Possible also booties or a well turned calf. Have not decided yet.
Posted by: Truth Hurts at August 28, 2016 02:59 PM (WVCC6
I have a calf fetish on the ladies. Love the athletic calf. Also, put me down for slender hands and fingers with clear polish on the nails.
With all the women lifting weights, the female hand reselmbes r Ty Cobb's baseball glove. See House of Cards Robin Wright Penn as the best example. Yikes!
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 03:16 PM (5HyS+)
Posted by: Jeff E. at August 28, 2016 03:03 PM (1yOGV)
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Then we do what the progs have done over the past few decades--infiltrate THEIR institutions.
If the Raiders do move to Las Vegas, I would seriously consider moving there, and getting a job with them.
They'll LOVE me.
*maniacal laughter*
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 03:16 PM (rlfds)
One thing to keep in mind about old Kaepernick--he was drafted by the Cubs, so he has that holding him back. The ex-Cub factor was why that was the only Super Bowl I ever laid money down on.
The Little League WS is much better entertainment--unfortunately, Prez Southpaw Southside called the NY team to wish them luck, so...good luck American kids against the 16-year old Koreans.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 28, 2016 03:17 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at August 28, 2016 03:17 PM (pZEKq)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 03:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 03:20 PM (vRQJG)
****
What's this? Matt Damon socking Leo DiCaprio?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
I haven't been in the thread except for that post, but I feel it incumbent on me to do a full mea culpa and acknowledge that I did the sock fail.
I do, however, blame Muldoon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2016 03:21 PM (mgbwf)
They'll LOVE me.
*maniacal laughter*
The game would never be the same.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2016 03:22 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 28, 2016 03:25 PM (VxHD9)
For the non NFL open thread that is not below this one.
Listen to the whole thing. Planet Claire Has Pink Air.
COMPLETE INTERVIEW: Chris Wallace Interviewes Gary Johnson On "Fox News Sunday" ( 8/28/2016 )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuT6s5Wcri0
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2016 03:26 PM (qCMvj)
Good then you can end up cleaning toilets for a living. And the bodies on the street are black on black violence assmunch.
By refusing to stand for the playing of the Star-Spangled Banner - and equating the American flag with the Confederate flag on Twitter - critics will say he disrespected his country and its most emotional symbol: the American Flag.
Does he know which flag represented the side fighting against the Confederacy? I've said it before if this turd said all lives matter the 69ers and NFL would have come down on him. Screw all of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 28, 2016 03:27 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 28, 2016 03:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2016 03:29 PM (JskwE)
As a Sports Professional, well versed in the classics, Science, Literature, the Arts, and All Things Great and Good I like to get my day started right with the most important meal of the day!
Goat Semen. Yes, Goat Semen!
Goat Sodomy, that is. Letting a few goats do me up the poop chute, then finishing them off down the hatch lets me get my day started right.
As the $50 Million Dollar Man for a 'bottom' team I know what I'm talking about!
Look for my CK-Approved Goats and cartons of fresh Goat Semen coming to a mosque near you!
*Note goat semen may contain traces of explosive, poisons, feces, little boys, dead farm animals, intestinal lining, raw crude, Pakistanis, estrogen, hashish, smegma, lots of smegma, and or self-hating American-Jewish progtards.
Do not ingest, come in contact with or otherwise use around children, pets
or feeble-minded costal self-identified elites. Your milage may vary. Not for sale to middle-class tax paying scum*
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at August 28, 2016 03:32 PM (WVCC6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 28, 2016 03:22 PM (T/cxb)
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For the past 12 years, my Raiders were a joke.
Now, the NFL is drooling over the prospect of a Las Vegas Raiders.
Why?
Everyone loves an underdog. Even when that underdog is usually a team that everyone loves to hate.
Winning a SB in Vegas, with a team as storied (and controversial--Al Davis hated the NFL with the heat of a billion suns going supernova) as the Raiders, the NFL is probably conflicted between its contempt of the Raiders (thanks Al!) and the dollar signs giving them some serious wood.
I can't help but laugh.
Snake would.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 03:32 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Yup
Posted by: RG3 at August 28, 2016 03:40 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 03:42 PM (5HyS+)
I don't even to pretend to try. Black Privilege!
Even though I was raised by white grandparents and only date white goats...
Posted by: Colon Caeperdick at August 28, 2016 03:44 PM (WVCC6)
Posted by: Tony Homo at August 28, 2016 03:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2016 03:47 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 03:48 PM (rlfds)
(synopsis) They can't start him on the road he'll be booed endlessly, but they'll love him at home.
Posted by: random lurker at August 28, 2016 03:49 PM (+tRIN)
She's got a little...something.
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2016 03:50 PM (qUNWi)
I looked at her.
She broke my heart.
Posted by: Tony Romo at August 28, 2016 03:51 PM (vRQJG)
Posted by: IC at August 28, 2016 03:51 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: Englebert Kaeperdinck at August 28, 2016 03:51 PM (w35Hj)
There's a move to end pre-season games. I agree; there should just be more regular season games. Especially when you see how Romo got hurt for nothin'...
Kaepernick should know better but he's been brainwashed by professional liars. I blame Obama.
Seriously.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 28, 2016 03:52 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 28, 2016 03:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2016 03:52 PM (qUNWi)
http://bit.ly/2bS6qzfg
Posted by: random lurker at August 28, 2016 03:53 PM (+tRIN)
OT: I see When Barky Met Mooch made a big $3,000,000 giving it a solid 14th at the box office.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Whatever happened to Ben Hur?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2016 03:54 PM (IqV8l)
Back in the late eighties/early nineties the NFL threatened to block NFL games from being viewed in the state of Oregon because of Oregon's new "Sports Action" lottery game. The state eliminated the game (which was a huge hit BTW) because the NBA and NCAA also made similar threats.
Since then the NFL/ESPN has become huge promoters of fantasy football (a form of gambling). They advertise gambling websites during games and in stadiums and now they are moving the Raiders to Las Vegas?
Oregon should sue the NFL for lost income for the last 25+ years.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 28, 2016 03:55 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2016 03:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Colon Slapyerdick at August 28, 2016 03:56 PM (3b9U4)
I made it a point to be away getting some beers when the anthem was played), as it makes me uncomfortable now (for reasons opposite to those claimed by the idiot QB).
When I came back, I casually joked (making sure to plus up the joking nature of it) that I wondered if they even played the anthem at Giants home games any more.
The guy was as baffled as he was offended.
You'd think I was talking about Kansas City or somewhere in Texas or another place in America. He couldn't even imagine the point of my joke. Yet another sign of boiled frogs looking around thinking the water's fine.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2016 03:56 PM (QDnY+)
ONE TIME AT ELITIST FUCKTARD HYPOCRITE CAMP IDI AMIN AND I WERE TOSSING THE BALL AROUND WITH COLON CAEPERDICK.AND BY BALL I MEAN IDI'S LEFT TESTICLE. IT'S DETACHABLE, DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE BIDET ACCIDENT A FEW YEARS AGO.
ANYWAY, I TOLD OL'COLON TO 'GO WIDE' AND HE BENT OVER AND SPREAD HIS CHEEKS. NO IDEA WHY HE WAS ONLY WEARING A JERSEY.
ANYWAY, IDI'S LEFT NUT WENT RIGHT HIS WIDE OPEN GAPER. LIKE TOSSING A HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY, NEVER TOUCHED THE SIDES.
IDI WASN'T BEST PLEASED WITH THIS AND STARTED DOING THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ON COLON. AND BY HEIMLICH MANEUVER I MEAN IDI PUNCHED HIM IN THE JUNK AND STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON HIS CHEST.
OL'COLON'S COLON BLEW OUT GAS, GOAT SEMEN AND IDI'S LEFT NUT LIKE A WHORE OUTTA CHURCH AND HIT MICHAEL MOORE RIGHT IN HIS BELLY. HE NEVER NOTICED, BUT DID ASK "HMMM, IS THAT GOAT SEMEN I SMELL?"
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVE HYPOCRITE at August 28, 2016 03:57 PM (WVCC6)
I've been in a self-imposed exile from the Raiders. Isn't the spawn of Al Davis running the franchise now?
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2016 03:58 PM (3Mp2Z)
Romosexial: Someone who is in complete denial that Tony Romo is not an elite NFL quarterback and is in fact made of graham crackers.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 28, 2016 03:59 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Son of Harambe at August 28, 2016 04:00 PM (qlPzn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2016 03:54 PM (IqV8l)
All the critics hated it and talked it down. It is very hard to do a remake of a classic like Ben Hur, but could it be that the Whoreywood critics hated it because it was a Roma Downey religious production?
I haven't seen it and probably wont until it makes it to the cheap stacks at Walmart or Amazon.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2016 04:00 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: IC at August 28, 2016 03:51 PM (KTFfX)
?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2016 04:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2016 04:01 PM (3Mp2Z)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 03:32 PM (rlfds)
I've been in a self-imposed exile from the Raiders. Isn't the spawn of Al Davis running the franchise now?
Posted by: Infidel
Yes, the guy running the Raiders is Moe Howard's bastard son that was adopted by Al Davis.
Posted by: scrood at August 28, 2016 04:01 PM (3b9U4)
I wonder how many stunt men were killed when they ran through Englewood.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 28, 2016 04:01 PM (VxHD9)
As a fan of the sport itself, I'd rather watch controlled scrimmages between teams with some intelligent commentary, and then let the mayhem begin on Opening Day.
But I'm not the intended audience.
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2016 04:01 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 28, 2016 04:02 PM (18h+i)
All the critics hated it and talked it down. It is very hard to do a remake of a classic like Ben Hur, but could it be that the Whoreywood critics hated it because it was a Roma Downey religious production?
I haven't seen it and probably wont until it makes it to the cheap stacks at Walmart or Amazon.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2016 04:00 PM (mpXpK)
I blame its shitty marketing. Which boiled down to "Chariot race and Morgan Freeman!"
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 04:02 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM (hov+0)
You can always root for the SEC.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 28, 2016 04:02 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2016 04:03 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2016 04:03 PM (89T5c)
hehe, nope
I laugh every time
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2016 04:05 PM (qCMvj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZBScX0Ai0I
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 03:48 PM (rlfds)
I notice a lot of the fellas doing the brawling in LA have deep tans.
Doing the jobs lots of St. Louisans were unwilling to do, as it were.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2016 04:06 PM (Pz4pT)
Yes, the guy running the Raiders is Moe Howard's bastard son that was adopted by Al Davis.
Posted by: scrood
Thanks. Guess they are on a continued losing streak. Moving to LV will only make the big wigs richer. Sad. I miss the old Raiders and by that I mean 60's, 70's etc. Football was a man's sport then.
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2016 04:06 PM (3Mp2Z)
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2016 04:09 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: HH at August 28, 2016 04:09 PM (DrCtv)
That's why I don't much care if people fly the CSA flag anymore. You're going to be called a racist anyway. May as well march under the banner of your own kind.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2016 04:21 PM (6FqZa)
All the critics hated it and talked it down. It is very hard to do a remake of a classic like Ben Hur, but could it be that the Whoreywood critics hated it because it was a Roma Downey religious production?
I haven't seen it and probably wont until it makes it to the cheap stacks at Walmart or Amazon.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 28, 2016 04:00 PM (mpXpK)
I blame its shitty marketing. Which boiled down to "Chariot race and Morgan Freeman!"
Posted by: buzzion
I blame even thinking of remaking Ben Hur in the first place. Ben Hur = Charlton Heston, period!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2016 04:24 PM (JskwE)
I blame even thinking of remaking Ben Hur in the first place. Ben Hur = Charlton Heston, period!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2016 04:24 PM (JskwE)
Except that was a remake too.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 04:25 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2016 04:09 PM (J3phO)
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Not out of the realm of possibility...
http://nflspinzone.com/2016/07/30/2016-nfl-season-win-loss-predictions-32-teams/8/
Yes, take this with a huge grain of salt, but finally, after a dozen years, my Raiders have been making some smart moves after regarding drafts and free-agency pics, decent coaching staff, a GM that has a surprising knack for picking the right people for the right job, cutting off the deadweight, and an owner-- contrary to the ridiculous haircut he sports--isn't a complete idiot, and who has no problem with being seen eating out at Hooters.
SB this year? Don't really see it. Defense is still a work in progress.
SB 55? Oh yeah, I can definitely see that happening.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 04:26 PM (rlfds)
That's why I don't much care if people fly the CSA flag anymore. You're going to be called a racist anyway. May as well march under the banner of your own kind.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Even though I've been willowed, I'm commenting anyway. I noticed and so did my sister, a LOT more Confederate flags flying in rural Pennsylvania. We both came to the conclusion it was a quiet way of saying FUCK YOU to the elites.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2016 04:26 PM (JskwE)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2016 04:06 PM (Pz4pT)
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Which is why I am so glad the Raiders did not go back to LA.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 04:27 PM (rlfds)
Except that was a remake too.
I know but the 1959 version is one of the best movies ever made.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2016 04:28 PM (JskwE)
Posted by: scored at August 28, 2016 04:01 PM (3b9U4)
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LOL
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 04:28 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 04:30 PM (bMG0w)
Of course they have to try harder down in San Diego. Years ago I was at a Sunday brunch in San Diego with a bunch of young lawyers. One of them had a truly spectacular date. As she told the story she was a Southern California girl who'd gone down to Houston to take an after college job of some sort. When she got there she looked around and realized she just could not compete with the local cuties looks wise. She came back to San Diego where it was "easier".
Posted by: Ram A Lam A Ding Dong at August 28, 2016 04:32 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Brendan at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (gkvx9)
Worth fighting and dying for
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:04 PM (Ozsfq)
Can you imagine her in a burka? Well, in some sort of desert fantasy, maybe. Other than that - to hell with the Islamicists!
Posted by: Brendan at August 28, 2016 04:37 PM (gkvx9)
https://raiderforums.com/viewtopic.phpf=3&t=9155&view=unread#unread
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 04:39 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 04:40 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 28, 2016 02:18 PM (hov+0)
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Yes.
Posted by: Zombie Al Davis at August 28, 2016 05:02 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Brendan at August 28, 2016 01:02 PM (gkvx9)
Worth fighting and dying for
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2016 01:04 PM (Ozsfq)
Can you imagine her in a burka? Well, in some sort of desert fantasy, maybe. Other than that - to hell with the Islamicists!
Posted by: Brendan at August 28, 2016 04:37 PM (gkvx9)
Not worth fighting and dying for. I'm not her father.
I'll start the line of thinking about fighting and dying for women when I hear women say that men are worth fighting and dying for.
I will not hold my breath.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 05:04 PM (5HyS+)
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Does ten years in the Army and three tours in Iraq count?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 05:20 PM (rlfds)
Yeah, that's right.
Posted by: Lawrence Larson at August 28, 2016 05:40 PM (gNKbf)
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Does ten years in the Army and three tours in Iraq count?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 05:20 PM (rlfds
My dad was Army Special Forces in SE Asia so I was raised like I was in the Army. He had a saying "Son, all soldiers have whores."
Point is that if you serve your country, the pussy should be free and easy for life. Y'all earned it in my book. And history was kinder to soldiers when it came to females.
Soldiers get a pass for sure. Its not yalls fault feminists ruined the fringe benefits in American post WWII.
Does that make sense?
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 05:41 PM (5HyS+)
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Thanks.
I don't swing that way, and I never had any need for whores...
But yeah, you make a little sense.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 05:48 PM (rlfds)
I blame even thinking of remaking Ben Hur in the first place. Ben Hur = Charlton Heston, period!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2016 04:24 PM (JskwE)
Except that was a remake too.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2016 04:25 PM (bMG0w)
Nothing could top the 19th century stage plays featuring live chariot races, with the horses running on treadmills.
Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2016 05:49 PM (sdi6R)
easy for life. Y'all earned it in my book. And history was kinder to
soldiers when it came to females.
Does that make sense?
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 05:41 PM (5HyS+)
I was one of those guys. That makes zero sense to me. In fact, it sounds like absolute bullshit.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at August 28, 2016 05:50 PM (y0er3)
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Cut him some slack, will ya?
After all, he was raised like he was in the Army...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 05:54 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 05:54 PM (rlfds)
Heh, heh.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at August 28, 2016 06:02 PM (y0er3)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 28, 2016 06:12 PM (MNgU2)
He has let his hair grow. It is a curly Afro that straight-up looks like he is trying on a lady's wig. It is hysterical! Keep making those incredible life choices, Colin.
Then they interviewed Jay Glazer, who was pretty firm in his opinion that Kaepernick is in a very tenuous position from a simply football standpoint. Jay stated that unless Kaep improves that he (Jay) thinks it will be a surprise if Kaep is on the roster at the end of the season and could even be not-on-the-roster in a couple of weeks.
And there evidently was a closed meeting this morning of the 49er players where it was discussed how they want this issue not to divide the locker room. Good luck with that and be sure to thank Mr. Not Stand for thinking of how it might affect others he works with.
Posted by: dwagyak at August 28, 2016 06:17 PM (ReFEt)
Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2016 06:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2016 06:27 PM (0G2eQ)
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Cut him some slack, will ya?
After all, he was raised like he was in the Army...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 05:54 PM (rlfds
I was. Dad brought home some fucked up shot with him. Family's sacrifice with parents and spouses and children who serve in wartime. I a los got the pleasure of watching him die a slow painful death over 10 years from neurological symptoms and degeration of the nerves that are symptomatic to exposer to Agent Orange. Also got to relivethat war every night with his flashbacks and booze. My family had safe houses spread across town on the worst nights.
If you think a Army Green Beret Airorne Ranger Special Forces 1st, 5th, and 7th raised a candy ads you are wrong.
I'll say this, growing up was like a war zone and there was little treatment offered for PTSD so on top or that and the nerve failures, he drank himself to death.
Army told me when I went to sign up that because I was a only son and because my dad's side of the family were all Army/Military that I should read up on our enemies and fight the propaganda war at home so another Vietnam does not occur, which I have done the past 17 years for my small part and lost many family members and friends because of it.
My dad had the highest funeral honors in Arlington outside of POTUS.
Other than that I have no clue to what it is like to be on alert 24/7 fight or flight and have your country hate you because you stand up against your country's enemies.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 06:31 PM (5HyS+)
be on alert 24/7 fight or flight and have your country hate you because
you stand up against your country's enemies.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 06:31 PM (5HyS+)
Like I said earlier, I was one of those guys, meaning I served in the same units as did your father. I never stated or implied that your father was a candy ass. Far from it.I took issue with the statement YOU made, but attributed to him, "Point is that if you serve your country, the pussy should be free and
easy for life."
That statement is a load of shit, your father's bravery notwithstanding.As for the Army turning you away because you were 'an only son,' I never heard of a recruiting office doing that in the post-Vietnam era.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at August 28, 2016 06:42 PM (y0er3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at August 28, 2016 06:44 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at August 28, 2016 06:42 PM (y0er3)
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This^
I knew quite a few soldiers who were only children.
I also have friends who were recruiters.
So yeah, bullshit.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 07:06 PM (rlfds)
Like I said earlier, I was one of those guys, meaning I served in the same units as did your father. I never stated or implied that your father was a candy ass. Far from it.I took issue with the statement YOU made, but attributed to him, "Point is that if you serve your country, the pussy should be free and
easy for life."
That statement is a load of shit, your father's bravery notwithstanding.As for the Army turning you away because you were 'an only son,' I never heard of a recruiting office doing that in the post-Vietnam era.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at August 28, 2016 06:42 PM (y0er3)
Well he told me they discourage it and told me to go home and think about it and come back to discuss it. I did. We discussed it. He said the propaganda war is important to fight at home, which we lost in Vietnam. This was a year after my dad died and my family was a wreck plus 9/11.
You also misquoted me. My father used to say 'Son, every soldier has his whores." He also told me and my mom that the men, his brothers, who served in the Army treated soldiers families like family. I said that throughout history soldiers in Armies have been rightfully rewarded with all the pussy they wanted. Feminism killed that. Not me.
So my father was brave and he was brave. But his wife and children sticking by his side when most would have cut and run are not worthy of Army respect, watching a an die slowly from toxic agent Orange, somebody with severe PTSD and a dangerous alcoholic especially during the flashbacks because we empathized and sympathized with him and most importantly loved him and knew if we left he would probably kill himself.
Kinda goes against what he was taught to believe and his brothers in the Army told him and us to believe.
I get it. Y'all have every reason to be jaded as Fuck. What I don't get is the jaded part being lashed ouit at families of verterans who served during wartime and the same families that stuck by their sides to the death. I can get the ones that left without ever looking back or even the ones that did not stick by their sides. But families who did the honorable and right thing by making sacrifices to stay with a war time wounded vet and we are not good enough.
That I don't get and neither would my dead father. I'm done discussing it. It is not healthy to do so. He was part of the Phoenix Program. He was a one- zero. These wars since 9/11 have turned brother against brother thanks to the overlords.
The whole point at the beginning was a observation about feminism. Good Grief.
Thanks for your service. And God Bless.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 07:13 PM (5HyS+)
Posted by: blaster at August 28, 2016 07:16 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 07:13 PM (5HyS+)
I am sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at August 28, 2016 07:20 PM (y0er3)
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at August 28, 2016 06:42 PM (y0er3)
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This^
I knew quite a few soldiers who were only children.
I also have friends who were recruiters.
So yeah, bullshit.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 28, 2016 07:06 PM (rlfds)
Not bullshit. I went in emotional right after 9/11 and right after my father died. I was in college almost finished. I spoke to the recruiter for 2 hours that first day. He told me to come back and was hesitant because I was the only son and last of my father's blood line.
I came back after thinking and discussed it again. He posed a simple question to me because I wanted in Intelligence like my dad. "What caused us to lose Vietnam" Well my answer was losing the propaganda war at home. He said don't you think this country should try and win the propaganda war at home this time by having citizens learn about the enemies if this country and fighting the war on that front at home. I said yes.
So call bullshit I don't care. The truth has no agenda. It is what it is and it was what it was.
Posted by: Pepe at August 28, 2016 07:21 PM (5HyS+)
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Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 28, 2016 07:39 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 28, 2016 08:00 PM (u+0lh)
For 8 years I beat myself up for not joining, in part because my mom was a wreck and struggled after my dad died and nobody was there for her. After the Arab Spring, I beat myself up for not doing enough to make people hear at home learn about our enemies.
If I did serve It would have destroyed me knowing what we all know now. I have absolute empathy and sympathy for veterans, having grown up front and center reliving the 4 yours with my father and watching him in a helpless state so I can't only imagine what how difficult it is for veterans today, but I empathize and sympathize.
What I don't understand and maybe a few can help me to understand is why the shift to the US against the world mentality even towards the families of veterans that are sticking by them, have stuck by them, and do what they can to fight the propaganda war at home? The propaganda war at home is important as evidenced by Vietnam and the War against the death cult, so why are families of vets along with those who fight the propaganda war at home treated increasing as if we are part of the problem? I ask because it is not what my dad raised and taught me what military brotherhood was all about.
Anyway only one person I've ever told this story to has believed me about the whole thing and I'm fine with that. I assume the thinking is along stereotypical lines that everybody who walks into a recruitment office is signed up immediately. That was not the case for me. Am I asking for valor as somebody who served? Hell no. Was I doing my part at home fighting the propaganda war? Hell yes. Do I feel like that front was lost especially with the election of Obama? Hell yes, I was part of that front who lost and it is shitty feeling everyday.
Anyway everybody who served I appreciate it and I'm thankful along with the family members who stuck by talks sides and continue to do so. I empathize and sympathize with all of y'all as there is no doubt getting a raw deal is putting it lightly.
God Bless you and yours and thank you all for your service and sacrifices again.
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