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Saturday Morning Weird News [Mis. Hum.]

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YES, I AM

Happy Saturday!!! Can you believe it's the last Saturday before Labor Day Weekend? Gosh, where has the summer gone?

Here are a few things that didn't make the news dump this past week. Consider this an open thread.


  • She should have sought mental health benefits
  • Bonnie & Clyde were pi$$ed at one of their gang members. 4 page letter ensues
  • Reason 69 to avoid the beach
  • At age 63 aren't you a little old to be the center of attention? Just asking.
  • Dude! Let go.
  • How was your day at work?
  • That's what you call an unforgettable ride
  • I actually chuckled out loud at this one
  • Car crash leaves a mark. Damn that had to hurt
  • What else is there to do in a town of 150?

  • Getting stuck in a Porta-Potty is the least of this guy's troubles. I wonder if he still lives in his parent's basement? Truly a Genius Award Winner!


    So digest on these stories for awhile if you wish. Or you can carry on with an open thread. Remember be safe and place nice.

    Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:30 AM




    Comments

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    1 Nice

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2016 08:30 AM (ptqRm)

    2 Its mine, but often wish I had something stronger

    Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2016 08:33 AM (0G2eQ)

    3 Buenos....

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 08:33 AM (9ym/8)

    4 Reposted because it's cool:

    This week's entry from Illustration Art, one of my favorite blogs:

    http://illustrationart.blogspot.com/

    And it's about MAD Magazine great Mort Drucker, my cartooning idol.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 08:33 AM (jR7Wy)

    5 Compare Bonnie's writing ability and handwriting skills to a recent High School graduates performance.


    Yeh, we're raising the bar for education, and producing young people prepared to operate successfully in the real world, all right.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm)

    6 Reposted from below:

    Could the praying people please send up a prayer for our poster Insomniac-who didn't ask me to write this and will probably be pissed that I am writing it, but I don' care. :^) He's having a hard time right now. I am not saying anything out of school, I think, in saying that he needs and job and he needs some interaction with real people. Maybe someone who live near him in Florida could reach out to him and drag him our for a coffee or beer?.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2016 08:34 AM (6HqlZ)

    7 Dude! Let go.

    "how do you know if you are stalking someone,"

    Dude. That's like asking "Am I Gay?" If you have to ask...you are.

    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 27, 2016 08:34 AM (WlGX+)

    8 Well, MH, can start thinking ice fishing again.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 08:36 AM (9ym/8)

    9 How was your day at work? link is like the ROTC or whichever organization it was making guys march in high heels.

    Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2016 08:37 AM (0G2eQ)

    10 Fenelon, you've got it. I'm a long way from Florida but I can certainly pray.

    And for all you morons, know that I keep you in my prayers. I file away in my feeble brain the things you ask for prayers for, or when someone is talking about going through a difficult time, etc. And I ask God to bring comfort and peace to all those who need it.

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:38 AM (805dc)

    11 "Could the praying people please send up a prayer for our poster Insomniac"







    Good man. Internet buddy.


    Prayers up.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 08:38 AM (9ym/8)

    12 And by the way, coffee is a performance-enhancing drug of which I sincerely approve.

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:40 AM (805dc)

    13 Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:38 AM (805dc)

    Thanks, bluebell and Ricardo.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2016 08:40 AM (6HqlZ)

    14 Appropriate art for this thread

    http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/selection-du-weekend-207-60.jpg

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 08:41 AM (LGlK6)

    15 An he's my lawyer.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 08:41 AM (9ym/8)

    16 That lingerie company - instead of "walk a mile in my shoes," it's "walk a mile in my boobs." Those guys sure look dejected in that photo.

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:43 AM (805dc)

    17 Fenelon Spoke's pro bueno lawyer for all the typos?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 08:43 AM (LGlK6)

    18 Written before, in the days before smart phones have know people who lost phones in porta johns to just walk away.

    Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2016 08:43 AM (0G2eQ)

    19 Written before, in the days before smart phones have know people who lost phones in porta johns to just walk away.
    Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2016 08:43 AM (0G2eQ)
    ------------

    Looking at that photo that accompanied that article, I would have walked away from my smartphone too. Blech.

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:44 AM (805dc)

    20 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 08:43 AM (LGlK6)

    Grammie hasn't sued me yet. ;^)

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2016 08:44 AM (6HqlZ)

    21 @17



    It's always good to have one on retainer. Never know.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 08:44 AM (9ym/8)

    22 5 Compare Bonnie's writing ability and handwriting skills to a recent High School graduates performance.


    Yeh, we're raising the bar for education, and producing young people prepared to operate successfully in the real world, all right.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm)
    ---
    Compare today's baggy-pants bravos to the elegant bespoke goons of yesteryear. In Capone's day, a man knew how to appreciate a starched collar and modest chalk stripe!

    *huffs indignantly, adjusts cravat*

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 08:44 AM (jR7Wy)

    23 Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:38 AM (805dc)

    And thanks for praying for all of us, bluebell. Obviously I believe in prayer and i think it's important.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2016 08:46 AM (6HqlZ)

    24 I often wonder how carrying all that front baggage around how you women can move around but you know I can just always wonder.

    Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2016 08:46 AM (0G2eQ)

    25 Weasel, if you're here, to answer your question I'm a homeschooler. This is a kickoff party for families of the high school kids.

    It's a lot of fun, but it's so blasted hot today. Last year the weather was perfect. I guess it was too much to hope for two years in a row. At least it's not raining.

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:46 AM (805dc)

    26 Crap, Haas didn't do as well as I expected.

    Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2016 08:47 AM (0G2eQ)

    27 "Dude! Let go." would have been vastly improved with "Dude, you gotta let your girl go." (google it) Missed opportunity

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 08:47 AM (RpD9Q)

    28 And thanks for praying for all of us, bluebell. Obviously I believe in prayer and i think it's important.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2016 08:46 AM (6HqlZ)
    --------------------

    Couldn't agree more. I wish more people understood the power of prayer.

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:48 AM (805dc)

    29 Morning

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 27, 2016 08:48 AM (UpGcq)

    30 EEEEeeeeeeeeee!!!

    This always feels a little like Christmas morning...

    For those of you, reading "Wearing the Cat", amazon just finished publishing-

    "Wearing the Cat - Part Three: His Golden Time".

    And now, time for bacon!

    Posted by: H D Woodard - "Wearing the Cat - Part Three: His Golden Time at August 27, 2016 08:48 AM (HGtd0)

    31 " often wonder how carrying all that front baggage around how you women can move around "



    Maybe you need to inspect it?

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 08:49 AM (9ym/8)

    32 Oh gosh, that "let it go" article -

    the only quote in the article is from a reptile sanctuary owner complaining that people just don't know how to treat reptiles properly.

    Never mind the lady who is being stalked and sent a live python. Just be sure the python is well-taken care of.



    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:50 AM (805dc)

    33 Sometimes the only restraining order some respect starts with either the numbers 45 or 357.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 08:52 AM (LGlK6)

    34 Even a 22 is likely to scare away the clowns.

    Posted by: just saying at August 27, 2016 08:54 AM (CRXed)

    35 The bra boss should make those weights blaze orange with flashing lights and tell all his female employees that they'll be fired if they so much as glance at the weights, so they know how the men feel.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 08:55 AM (RpD9Q)

    36 25 that's right. Good luck with the party today!

    Posted by: Weasel at August 27, 2016 08:56 AM (Sfs6o)

    37 Thank you, Weasel. I'll be the one melted into a puddle at the end of the day. Just like Frosty the Snowman.

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:56 AM (805dc)

    38 "Hey, lady, my eyes are UP HERE."

    Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2016 08:57 AM (805dc)

    39 6 Hi Fenelon - do you know which part of Florida that Insomniac is in?

    Posted by: Weasel at August 27, 2016 08:58 AM (Sfs6o)

    40 All Hail Eris re your link.. Interesting take on the devolvement of the comic strip art. Perhaps the answer lies in the loss of a common visual vocabulary that the current artists simply can't replicate. Much like Bonnie's aforementioned letter?

    When raised under the constant drumbeat of 'you are the bestest and brightest' is there really any need to be in awe of what has come before and to learn from it?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 08:58 AM (LGlK6)

    41 Had to laugh at the E-cup dude using the Xerox machine!

    And the CEO gesturing in the boardroom "My eyes are up HERE!"

    Well done Mis Hum!

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 27, 2016 08:58 AM (wPiJc)

    42 "Never mind the lady"

    The lady had more choices than the snake. God must want us to grow more cautious as we grow older because the con men, con women and crazies of both sex grow bolder and more brazen.

    Posted by: just saying at August 27, 2016 08:59 AM (CRXed)

    43 The United Way's mission statement is pretty straightforward: It improves lives by mobilizing the caring power of communities around the world to advance the common good.

    So how does that square with the decision by a New Mexico affiliate to raise money with a yearlong raffle of 108 sniper and assault rifles and other firearms?

    Of course the MSM is freaking out over this....Los Angles Times is making sure you are, shall we say, "up in arms over this"...

    Posted by: Colin at August 27, 2016 09:01 AM (hIWCG)

    44 A local road side rest was a notorious gay pick up spot. Occasionally men would get shoved down the old fashioned outhouse. The state finally closed it down. Afterward some wag hung up a sign: park closed, beat it.

    Posted by: Pickle Park at August 27, 2016 09:02 AM (qlPzn)

    45 "Volkswagen Golf GTi"

    That would be the type of car to lose your testicles in.

    Posted by: just saying at August 27, 2016 09:03 AM (CRXed)

    46 We used to have this tiny little girl working in a deaprtment I was in at work. She was only about 4'5'' tall and had a tiny little waist. But she had enormous tits attached to that tiny little body. She complained about back aches all the time. And all the men were severely dissapointed when she went in and had tit reduction surgery.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 27, 2016 09:03 AM (mpXpK)

    47 In the link about the subway be sure to click the 'frenzy' link for a short video.

    Poor woman is not well, and someone hit her.

    Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 27, 2016 09:05 AM (SEXy3)

    48 "Volkswagen Golf GTi"

    That would be the type of car to lose your testicles in.

    Posted by: just saying at August 27, 2016 09:03 AM


    I thought it was a prerequisite...

    Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2016 09:07 AM (ZQfW9)

    49 Good luck with your latest gimmick Target, painting those giant red balls outside your stores to resemble Poke Balls while your bathrooms remain target rich environments for the likes of Hairy Reed.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 09:09 AM (LGlK6)

    50 Hurrah for coffee!
    Woke up with a headache at 6am
    With coffee and sun warmth seems to be going away
    I think the headache may be linked to me falls ng off tye low-carb wagon last night - had the chance many cheats including some ice cream
    Could it be some kind of blood sugar thing during the night?
    Feels like sinus though

    Posted by: @votermom's phone at August 27, 2016 09:09 AM (8Samq)

    51 Btw check out my blog for the weekly wrap up
    In nic

    Posted by: @votermom's phone at August 27, 2016 09:10 AM (8Samq)

    52 Good luck with your latest gimmick Target, painting those giant red balls outside your stores to resemble Poke Balls while your bathrooms remain target rich environments for the likes of Hairy Reed.
    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 09:09 AM (LGlK6)


    I refuse to shop at target and have expressed my hope that my wife will not either. She grunts but has not so far. I know since I pay all the bills.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2016 09:12 AM (Ozsfq)

    53 For those of you interested in "Don't Breathe"-

    here's my quickie review from the ONT:


    Just saw "Don't Breathe".

    Very well done thriller.

    Oh, sure there are some holes in the plot and some "why aren't they doing X" moments.

    and there is that moment near the end where you will roll your eyes, but I think that was put there to pump up the horror for the ladies.

    However, there is no denying that it's an effective thriller that will have your heart pumping and is extremely well-done and acted.

    Stephen Lang is particularly effective.

    I believe the opening is a mistake as it's a flash-forward and thus lessens some of the tension and robs the audience of a nice OMG moment.

    No real heroes in the movie though, everyone is pretty much a dickweed.

    A good night at the movies if thrillers are your thing.

    Check it out.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2016 09:13 AM (HGtd0)

    54 Creeper, if you're lurking, I sent you an email correcting a piece of information.

    Posted by: Emmie at August 27, 2016 09:14 AM (xVuS6)

    55 re: Dude stuck in a Port-A-Potty:


    This happened once to a guy out on the local Indian reservation. The guy had been missing for quite some time before they found him. The rescuers asked him how long he had been down there and he replied, "Many moons!"

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 27, 2016 09:14 AM (wPiJc)

    56 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 08:58 AM (LGlK6)
    ---
    The blogger at Illustration Art has commented on the simplified cartoon style of today (while noting that some of the simplest visually, like XKCD, have some of the best writing). Perhaps because the funny papers aren't the common cultural touchstone that they used to be? There used to be half-page spreads devoted to Prince Valiant and other adventure comics back in the day, and even Calvin and Hobbs and Bloom County had wonderful large Sunday features with bold illustrations. Maybe we're just in a down period for strips. Certainly graphic novels still have talented artists.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 09:16 AM (jR7Wy)

    57 Good luck with your latest gimmick Target, painting those giant red balls outside your stores to resemble Poke Balls while your bathrooms remain target rich environments for the likes of Hairy Reed.

    Posted by: Anna Puma

    I just had to image search Poke Balls. What a joke Target has become. My boycott continues until the signs outside the mens room says, 'Red Blooded Steak Eating American Males Only!'

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 27, 2016 09:16 AM (ZFUt7)

    58 Prayers for Insomniac and all of the horde who need a bit pf help.

    Posted by: @votermom's phone at August 27, 2016 09:17 AM (8Samq)

    59 The rescuers asked him how long he had been down there and he replied, "Many moons!"
    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

    You should have had some reservations about telling that joke.

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 27, 2016 09:19 AM (ZFUt7)

    60 But the problem is -graphic novels do not have the broad reach that comic strips had. And he fires a pretty telling broadside against Opus in that article also, something about how Opus is higher in the panel than he should be because penguins are short and all that.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 09:20 AM (LGlK6)

    61 Don't Give This Any Creedence- a Misheard Lyrics Limerick


    Last year I received quite a fright
    I fell in the outhouse one night
    Imagine my choler
    It was a two-holer
    and "There's a Bad Moon on the Right!"

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 27, 2016 09:22 AM (wPiJc)

    62 Way back when pagers were a thing, an electrician I worked with dropped one down a Port-a-John, except we called 'em "Mexican Buffets". He let it go, too.

    Posted by: Your Java is Well Grounded at August 27, 2016 09:22 AM (DHDiP)

    63 You should have had some reservations about telling that joke.

    Posted by: free range


    ******

    Oh, spare me the dia-tribe!

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 27, 2016 09:23 AM (wPiJc)

    64 *thud* More puns until we're all pale in the face....

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 09:23 AM (LGlK6)

    65
    The story of Bruno the dog was nice. A town of 150 people needs something to look forward to.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2016 09:24 AM (fOgSR)

    66 I don't know how Seamus could tell that particular joke without reservations, though.

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 27, 2016 09:25 AM (ZFUt7)

    67 I would pay heap big wampum not to have so many puns.

    Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 27, 2016 09:25 AM (22uju)

    68 The rescuers asked him how long he had been down there and he replied, "Many moons!"

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
    ________

    Wow! Brave.

    Posted by: FireHorse at August 27, 2016 09:26 AM (lh7g2)

    69 Still getting comments on #7 of the previous thread regarding those animal vermin who tortured and killed that 10 year old girl.

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 27, 2016 09:27 AM (mpXpK)

    70 4 Reposted because it's cool:

    This week's entry from Illustration Art, one of my favorite blogs:

    http://illustrationart.blogspot.com/

    And it's about MAD Magazine great Mort Drucker, my cartooning idol.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 08:33 AM (jR7Wy)


    That is cool. That is a panel that deserves close inspection. The guy to the right of the groom looks like Woody Allen.

    I was a big fan of MAD magazine when I was younger. Mort Drucker was great, but I'm also partial to Don Martin.

    Posted by: Mr. Mxyzplk at August 27, 2016 09:28 AM (sdi6R)

    71 Hey, can one of you up there toss me some T.P.?

    /Indian dude in the outhouse.

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 27, 2016 09:29 AM (wPiJc)

    72 I also read Superman comics, as you can tell.

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 09:29 AM (sdi6R)

    73 >>The rescuers asked him how long he had been down there and he replied, "Many moons!"


    I Hopi wasn't too traumatized by the experience.

    Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2016 09:30 AM (NOIQH)

    74 I Hopi wasn't too traumatized by the experience.

    Posted by: Lizzy
    ________

    He should Sioux.

    Posted by: FireHorse at August 27, 2016 09:31 AM (lh7g2)

    75 Hey, can one of you up there toss me some T.P.?
    /Indian dude in the outhouse.
    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

    One square only.

    Posted by: Sheryl Crowfoot at August 27, 2016 09:31 AM (ZFUt7)

    76 tit reduction surgery

    I never have understood those words in that order.

    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 27, 2016 09:33 AM (WlGX+)

    77 45 "Volkswagen Golf GTi"

    That would be the type of car to lose your testicles in.


    Yeah And he was "driving like a lunatic" at 57mph? My car goes faster than that in 2nd. Just a weird thing to focus on in the article. Like when the cops report that some dude had an "arsenal" of 1000 rounds. Seems the key piece of information is driving into oncoming traffic...

    Way back when I took a Wilderness First Responder course, one component of which was a long slideshow to desensitize us to trauma. Slide numero uno was a woman who had flipped her car onto a fence post, impaling her. Somehow she was OK, but I'm sure that got everyone involved pretty focused. Same with this nut.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 09:34 AM (RpD9Q)

    78 All I know is, he should Sioux the maker of that Porta-John.

    Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 27, 2016 09:34 AM (WlGX+)

    79 Poor Indian in the outhouse had to change tribes after the experience. Went in Crowfoot, came out Blackfoot.

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 27, 2016 09:35 AM (ZFUt7)

    80 >>He should Sioux.


    That would be a gamble

    Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2016 09:36 AM (NOIQH)

    81 Why doesn't the link show the whole Bonnie & Clyde letter?

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 09:37 AM (sdi6R)

    82 It's always good to have one on retainer. Never know.
    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 08:44 AM (9ym/
    ====

    Didn't Warren Zevon write a song about Lawyers, Guns, and Money?

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2016 09:38 AM (EZebt)

    83
    I often wonder how carrying all that front baggage around how you women can move around but you know I can just always wonder.
    Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2016 08:46 AM (0G2eQ)


    I stand in combination of deep respect and fascination at the display of the principle of conservation of momentum.

    Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2016 09:39 AM (ry34m)

    84 More puns until we're all pale in the face....

    Posted by: Anna Puma
    ________

    That seems to have been the Seminole post in this thread.

    Posted by: FireHorse at August 27, 2016 09:42 AM (lh7g2)

    85 I have been worried about Insomniac for several weeks now and have been praying for his well-being. I live as far away as possible, so no hope there.

    Posted by: washrivergal at August 27, 2016 09:42 AM (CFc5L)

    86 She should have sought mental health benefits

    The lengths people will go to to avoid doing an honest day's work for an honest day's pay. Yeesh.

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 09:42 AM (sdi6R)

    87 Anybody been to the Andes in South America and tried Coca leaf tea? Or Coca leaf added to coffee?

    Pretty awesome.

    Posted by: Pepe at August 27, 2016 09:42 AM (HKAOM)

    88 Fenelon--where does Insomniac live in FL?

    Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 27, 2016 09:43 AM (22uju)

    89 Poor Indian in the outhouse had to change tribes after the experience. Went in Crowfoot, came out Blackfoot.

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative
    ________

    Went in Cree, came out Creek (iykwim).

    Posted by: FireHorse at August 27, 2016 09:44 AM (lh7g2)

    90 Compare Bonnie's writing ability and handwriting skills to a recent High School graduates performance.


    Yeh, we're raising the bar for education, and producing young people prepared to operate successfully in the real world, all right.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm)



    LIV: Like could Bonnie, like text or something? H8er!

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 27, 2016 09:44 AM (auHtY)

    91 Reason 69 to avoid the beach

    At first I assumed it was an unwanted assault, but reading further, I think it's best that his female companion was not pictured.

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 09:48 AM (sdi6R)

    92 I'm fairly certain that at the proper age young women receive some tutelage about dealing with so much titelage.

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 27, 2016 09:48 AM (ZFUt7)

    93 "Went in Crowfoot, came out Blackfoot."




    Maybe he needs a new outhouse.

    ?

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 09:49 AM (9ym/8)

    94 Went in Crowfoot, came out Blackfoot.

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative
    ________

    Went in Cree, came out Creek (iykwim).
    Posted by: FireHorse at August 27, 2016 09:44 AM (lh7g2)
    ---
    Went in Winnemucka, came out Kickapoo

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 09:50 AM (jR7Wy)

    95 I'm fairly certain that at the proper age young women receive some tutelage about dealing with so much tutelage.

    Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 27, 2016 09:48 AM (ZFUt7)


    *crossing memes*


    I knew a young woman who was rather embarrassed about her big breasts.

    Her name was Cheyenne.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2016 09:52 AM (HGtd0)

    96 ...came out Kickapoo


    *****


    Snort!

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 27, 2016 09:54 AM (wPiJc)

    97 Mom and my Grandmother had wonderful Palmer handwriting, and they hated mine, which was essentially block printing sped up.
    When Mom died I started working on my handwriting and I get compliments on how good it looks. Handwriting is not hard, it is mostly muscle memory to get the letters to come out right, and it takes a lot of practice.

    I used to have a boring job that I would sit and practice my handwriting until I was sick of it.

    But I am continually surprised at young women who have handwriting like an 8-year-old boy.

    Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2016 09:56 AM (ry34m)

    98 70 - Eris and Mr. Mix...if you're ever in NYC you should stop by the Society of Illustrators on E 63rd St, which also houses the Museum of Comic Art. There's a great dining room on the 3rd floor (you don't need to pay an entry fee) and on the walk up the stairs you'll see art by Jack Davis, Milt Caniff and other greats. as of 9/6 they'll show work by Ralph Steadman. I wrote an article about it that should be out later in September. It's a real undiscovered gem.

    Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2016 09:59 AM (11H2y)

    99 That's what you call an unforgettable ride

    Holy cow. That link is worth reading in its entirety.

    Yes, the woman was batshit crazy, but someone pulled the emergency brake because of crickets?

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 10:02 AM (sdi6R)

    100 Have a great weekend everyone. Will be offline visiting parents to celebrate my Dad's birthday.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2016 10:03 AM (LGlK6)

    101 Went in Winnemucka, came out Kickapoo

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 09:50 AM (jR7Wy)



    AHE wins.

    I bet she Caddo lotta laughs with that one.

    Posted by: naturalfake at August 27, 2016 10:04 AM (HGtd0)

    102 Hasta. Have a good one, AP.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 10:04 AM (9ym/8)

    103 A 12-Step Program If You Will- a charitable limerick


    I seem to be outside the loop
    Not quite sure why the big whoop-de-doop
    But I'll sure do my part
    Thus, I'm willing to start
    An oversized breast support group

    Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 27, 2016 10:04 AM (wPiJc)

    104 Rally Mantis comes through again.

    Posted by: teej at August 27, 2016 10:06 AM (aVY3U)

    105 Why was the dude the only one arrested for public dining at the Y on the beach? It is my understanding she is free as a bird yes?

    I'm pretty sure if he was getting a hummer on the beach, he would have been arrested.

    Posted by: Pepe at August 27, 2016 10:07 AM (HKAOM)

    106
    98 70 - Eris and Mr. Mix...if you're ever in NYC you should stop by the Society of Illustrators on E 63rd St, which also houses the Museum of Comic Art. There's a great dining room on the 3rd floor (you don't need to pay an entry fee) and on the walk up the stairs you'll see art by Jack Davis, Milt Caniff and other greats. as of 9/6 they'll show work by Ralph Steadman. I wrote an article about it that should be out later in September. It's a real undiscovered gem.
    Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2016 09:59 AM (11H2y)


    I visited the Museum if Comic Art about four years back. I cannot recall what artists or works were on display, but I was not impressed. We weren't aware of either the Society of Illustrators or the dining room, so a return visit in December 2017 may be in order.

    Our Boy Scout troop visits NYC every other year. We camp on Staten Island, take the ferry to Manhattan and visit -- in groups of eight to ten -- various locales. It is one of our most popular camping trips. When we next go there, in all likelihood, none of the scouts will have been born before the 9/11 attacks, but we will visit the Memorial nonetheless.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2016 10:08 AM (fOgSR)

    107 Posted by: vivi at August 27, 2016 09:59 AM (11H2y)
    ---
    Vivi, that sounds great! I bet the Ralph Steadman stuff is mind-melting. His illustrations for Alice in Wonderland are the stuff of nightmares (or a Tom Petty video).

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 10:10 AM (jR7Wy)

    108 Injun jokes aside, diving into a toilet might be that dude's high-water mark. If I saw him walking towards me I'd definitely have a hand on my hip, and I wouldn't be reaching for my phone.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 10:12 AM (rOicf)

    109 Dated a girl in high school that had to have breast reduction surgery. She was very pretty. Those boobs wrecked her back and lowered her quality of life. They weighed 9 pounds each. She was tiny as well and fit. 18 pounds is a lot for a 110 pound girl to be carrying on her chest.

    She should have kept a solid C to D cup. She went down to a B cup. Sad.

    Posted by: Pepe at August 27, 2016 10:12 AM (HKAOM)

    110 If I had any Indian relatives, that might make them redskin.

    Posted by: RI Red at August 27, 2016 10:15 AM (3GUVH)

    111 And here's where I pimp Geppi's Entertainment Museum in Baltimore yet again:

    http://www.geppismuseum.com/Home/7/1/52/500

    It's at Camden yards right above Sports Legends of Camden Yards, a sort of Jocks versus Nerds museum experience.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 10:15 AM (jR7Wy)

    112 105 Why was the dude the only one arrested for public dining at the Y on the beach? It is my understanding she is free as a bird yes?

    I'm pretty sure if he was getting a hummer on the beach, he would have been arrested.

    Posted by: Pepe at August 27, 2016 10:07 AM (HKAOM)
    ---
    The long arm of the law beats all comers.

    T'aint right!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 10:17 AM (jR7Wy)

    113 Stuck in public toilet tank for one hour

    I hate when that happens.

    Besides that, look at that guy's ugly tats. Talk about Bad Life Choices.

    Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 27, 2016 10:19 AM (6FqZa)

    114 Prays for Insominac....

    'Put your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the water,
    "Put your hand in the hand of the man who calmed the sea....."

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 27, 2016 10:22 AM (ej1L0)

    115 I'm not stalking you. It's just a very intense observation.

    Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 27, 2016 10:22 AM (MNgU2)

    116 " I'm not stalking you. It's just a very intense observation."



    Distinction w/o difference. Lawyers love it.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 10:23 AM (9ym/8)

    117 No offense to lawyers.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 10:24 AM (9ym/8)

    118 Welp.

    Welcome to Oregon

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/jz5mo5e

    Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2016 10:25 AM (ry34m)

    119 What a cute story about the dog in that little town!

    Posted by: Molly k. at August 27, 2016 10:26 AM (shN0m)

    120 All these Indian jokes and puns is going to make that great Senator from Massachusetts mad. Liz Pokeahauness no think jokes are funny. When Hillary is in the WH Liz will become American Indian representative, advising the great white chief.

    Posted by: Colin at August 27, 2016 10:26 AM (hIWCG)

    121 This is a very sad incident. Normally it shall be very difficult to fall into this toilet”, Høibraaten says.


    Surely not the first time these words have been spoken.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 27, 2016 10:27 AM (rwI+c)

    122 "All these Indian jokes and puns is going to make that great Senator from Massachusetts mad."



    How.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 10:29 AM (9ym/8)

    123 RE: Insomniac.

    Several years ago I was going through a really dark patch career-wise. No work, nothing going on. My wife had to go back to work. Feeling pretty low. Out of the blue I got a call asking me if I could be in Paris for a month starting the next week. So in one week I went from feeling like a wasted life to living 2 blocks from the Arc de Triomphe in a fancy hotel on an expense account doing some of the most interesting work I've ever done.

    A few months later I was back in Europe on the same bit of work, this time in Cologne, and was walking back to the hotel from a nice dinner with a coworker and our client, belly full of German food and German beer. It was October, crisp, a gentle rain falling, and a distant string quartet was playing as we passed the cathedral and an arch the Romans built, when all of a sudden it hit me: my God, I'm having an adventure.

    It's easier to see in our children's lives than our own, because we're so close to our own lives and problems, but it is an adventure. Some days you sit home waiting for the phone to ring, feeling like a loser. The next you're a swinging dick at the top of your game, and back again.

    So I try to remember that every great adventure story is filled with long days of hopelessness, drudgery, and hauling a heavy load. We never see or read those parts because "nothing happened, again" isn't fun reading or viewing, but long weeks and months are always there, and the only thing a hero can do in those situations is put one foot in front of another, and not stop.

    And I try to remember Churchill's great advice: If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going

    Best of luck to Insomniac and anyone else struggling. Keep your feet moving. Find something to do today that makes you feel a little tiny bit better about yourself and your life. A prayer, some pushups, punch a midget. It doesn't matter what. Just keep moving.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 10:31 AM (rOicf)

    124 My parents took in foster kids ( all natives). One of the little guys was FAS and lived in his own little world. Mom lost him once on the rodeo grounds and couldn't find him anywhere. Finally someone discovered him down in the "basement" of one of the outhouses. He had gotten himself down there on purpose and was just sloshing around.

    Posted by: Molly k. at August 27, 2016 10:33 AM (shN0m)

    125 >>>Reason 69 to avoid the beach

    Un-der the board-walk. Not on the boardwalk. What a goofus.

    Posted by: a flea at August 27, 2016 10:34 AM (cJDvr)

    126 125 >>>Reason 69 to avoid the beach
    Un-der the board-walk. Not on the boardwalk. What a goofus.

    Posted by: a flea at August 27, 2016 10:34 AM (cJDvr)


    We talked about this character yesterday. I like how he claimed he was an emergency responder performing a public service.

    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 10:35 AM (Scu/0)

    127 " If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going

    Best of luck to Insomniac and anyone else struggling. Keep your feet moving. Find something to do today that makes you feel a little tiny bit better about yourself and your life. A prayer, some pushups, punch a midget. It doesn't matter what. Just keep moving."




    Nice words. Nice words indeed, RM.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 10:36 AM (9ym/8)

    128 Is google.com working for everyone else?
    (not working for me)

    Posted by: ??? at August 27, 2016 10:38 AM (CRXed)

    129 Very Nice RM.

    Posted by: Infidel at August 27, 2016 10:39 AM (y5Mm9)

    130 We talked about this character yesterday. I like how he claimed he was an emergency responder performing a public service.
    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 10:35 AM (Scu/0)
    ---
    Maybe he learned it in the Boy Scouts. I'd love to see the merit badge for that one.

    "Do a good turn daily!"

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 10:40 AM (jR7Wy)

    131 128 Is google.com working for everyone else?
    (not working for me)

    Posted by: ??? at August 27, 2016 10:38 AM (CRXed)


    I just checked. Appears to be working OK for me.

    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 10:41 AM (Scu/0)

    132 Insomniac is good people. I empathize and feel his pain.
    It's not easy for a man in this country;.we are treated like subhumans. I'd suggest a road trip cross country. Hike the Southern Part of the Appalachian Trail. You have plenty of morons who would send you supplies while hiking. A months worth of Hiking could change one's life.

    Anyway, prayers are great even better when combined with works.

    Posted by: Pepe at August 27, 2016 10:44 AM (cCrQI)

    133 >>>She should have sought mental health benefits

    What should have tipped them off would be the nature of the wounds. Amputation by a human would be much neater, and without crushing the bone.

    Maybe she has that body dysmorphia where people think their healthy limbs should be cut off.

    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 10:45 AM (cJDvr)

    134 And I thought sleeping with the fishes was bad!

    Posted by: Luca Brasi at August 27, 2016 10:46 AM (qlPzn)

    135 No turtle race parking.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 27, 2016 10:46 AM (IqV8l)

    136 Muldoon, do you treat your patients to bad puns or do you hold them all in until you get to AOSHQ?

    My orthopedic surgeon is one of the knights who say knee.

    Posted by: Jimmah Peanut at August 27, 2016 10:48 AM (P8951)

    137 Some day I will remember to remove my sock before posting here, but today is not the day.

    Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 27, 2016 10:50 AM (P8951)

    138 Little known fact: Seamus used to work on an Indian reservation. It's true! Well, work might be stretching it a bit, but still, he would spend hours and hours there, thinking up these little Indian puns of his.

    How did he manage to devote all that time and effort to the task?

    The pay, OT.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2016 10:50 AM (Pz4pT)

    139 If Trump wins, it'll be because America crawled out of the porta-potty. If not, it's because our fellow travelers like wallowing in their own filth.

    Posted by: setnaffa at August 27, 2016 10:51 AM (jl6Ly)

    140 132 Insomniac is good people. I empathize and feel his pain. "

    Yes he is. Prayers for him and it was good of Fen to bring it up.

    Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 27, 2016 10:52 AM (P8951)

    141 Bruno must be free. Love the spirit. Bruno goes walk about. It keeps him fit.

    Posted by: Locke Common at August 27, 2016 10:52 AM (CZCmp)

    142 Toilet-tank plunger looks like he has a history of making bad life choices. Anyone willing to bet he's not gay, and the the cellphone was lost due to its being used to record gay hanky-panky in the port-a-potty?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2016 10:53 AM (oqkO3)

    143 Hike the Southern Part of the Appalachian Trail

    That's one way of referring to it.

    Posted by: mark sanford at August 27, 2016 10:56 AM (6FqZa)

    144 130 We talked about this character yesterday. I like how he claimed he was an emergency responder performing a public service.
    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 10:35 AM (Scu/0)

    Helping a damsel in distress!

    Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 27, 2016 10:56 AM (P8951)

    145 We talked about this character yesterday. I like how he claimed he was an emergency responder performing a public service.
    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 10:35 AM (Scu/0)


    My immediate thought turns to the broad, because the article refers to him performing oral sex on her, which would NOT suggest this was a forced assault.


    She was taken to a hospital to deal with "medical" issues. I have to think she is at least equally culpable as the crazy homeless dude.


    All too often, we're ready to blame the licker, but really man, when it comes to performing oral sex on broads, it takes two to tang go.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2016 10:56 AM (Pz4pT)

    146
    99
    That's what you call an unforgettable ride



    Holy cow. That link is worth reading in its entirety.



    Yes, the woman was batshit crazy, but someone pulled the emergency brake because of crickets?

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 10:02 AM (sdi6R)









    That article doesn't have the photos of the crazy bitch. Daily Mail has photos/vid taken by a passenger, and she's wearing a black hijab and what appears to be a turquoise onesie. I'm sure that leaving out the photos was just a coincidence.

    http://tinyurl.com/zbgq4u2


    Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2016 10:57 AM (LuZz8)

    147 The bra boss should make those weights blaze orange with flashing lights and tell all his female employees that they'll be fired if they so much as glance at the weights, so they know how the men feel.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 08:55 AM (RpD9Q)


    Heh. Good point.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2016 10:58 AM (oqkO3)

    148 133
    Maybe she has that body dysmorphia where people think their healthy limbs should be cut off.
    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 10:45 AM (cJDvr)


    It's a lifestyle choice. Don't judge her. H8er.

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 10:58 AM (sdi6R)

    149 Helping a damsel in distress!

    Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 27, 2016 10:56 AM (P8951)


    The article says she was wearing clothes, it didn't say she was in a dress. Was it the crusty salt one?

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2016 10:58 AM (Pz4pT)

    150 Nothing says class like a few well placed tats.

    Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2016 10:59 AM (9RGU3)

    151 "I was obviously slim enough to get into it, but not slim enough to get out"


    Port-a-potty lobster trap?

    The tats on that freak. I predict he's not going to be of much use in fending off the Muslim hordes.

    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 11:02 AM (cJDvr)

    152 146
    That article doesn't have the photos of the crazy bitch. Daily Mail has photos/vid taken by a passenger, and she's wearing a black hijab and what appears to be a turquoise onesie. I'm sure that leaving out the photos was just a coincidence.

    http://tinyurl.com/zbgq4u2


    Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2016 10:57 AM (LuZz


    Context maters. Yes.

    Was she screaming "Aloha Snackbar" when she threw the crickets and worms in the air?

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 11:03 AM (sdi6R)

    153 Why in the hells would a bunch of people goes into a screaming fit over a bunch of crickets? Have they never gone fishing before?

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 27, 2016 11:04 AM (mpXpK)

    154 Yeah And he was "driving like a lunatic" at 57mph? My car goes faster than that in 2nd. Just a weird thing to focus on in the article. Like when the cops report that some dude had an "arsenal" of 1000 rounds. Seems the key piece of information is driving into oncoming traffic...

    Way back when I took a Wilderness First Responder course, one component of which was a long slideshow to desensitize us to trauma. Slide numero uno was a woman who had flipped her car onto a fence post, impaling her. Somehow she was OK, but I'm sure that got everyone involved pretty focused. Same with this nut.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 09:34 AM (RpD9Q)


    Reading further in that story, it seems the knacker lacker is a career thug, and generally nasty piece of work. Would have been better for all concerned if that tree limb had gone into an eye socket.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2016 11:05 AM (oqkO3)

    155 The bra boss should make those weights blaze orange with flashing lights and tell all his female employees that they'll be fired if they so much as glance at the weights, so they know how the men feel.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 08:55 AM (RpD9Q)


    I missed that earlier. You win the internet.

    Posted by: rickl at August 27, 2016 11:05 AM (sdi6R)

    156
    The bra boss should make those weights blaze orange with flashing lights and tell all his female employees that they'll be fired if they so much as glance at the weights, so they know how the men feel.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 08:55 AM (RpD9Q)
    ----------------------

    And THEN, he should have made the male employees wear Speedos and brought a bunch of homosexual leches into the plant for a day.

    Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at August 27, 2016 11:06 AM (oGNNA)

    157 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2016 11:05 AM (oqkO3)

    Maybe he hasn't reproduced yet....win win.

    Posted by: BignJames at August 27, 2016 11:07 AM (9RGU3)

    158 All too often, we're ready to blame the licker, but really man, when it comes to performing oral sex on broads, it takes two to tang go.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2016 10:56 AM (Pz4pT)


    Oh, sure, for every licker, there's always a lickee.

    But note how it says the lickee was taken to the hospital for "a medical issue". I believe that's code for saying she's crazy as a bedbug.

    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 11:08 AM (Scu/0)

    159 Liquor or lick her I love both! hic

    Posted by: Hillary 2016! at August 27, 2016 11:08 AM (qlPzn)

    160 Supercharged stand-up Jet-skis out on the lake right now.

    Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 27, 2016 11:08 AM (/fuM0)

    161
    Maybe she has that body dysmorphia where people think their healthy limbs should be cut off.
    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 10:45 AM (cJDvr)
    ------------------

    Shudder. The whole thing. You're supposed to fake your own death to avoid an annoying friend, not actually kill yourself.

    Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at August 27, 2016 11:08 AM (oGNNA)

    162 [Without realizing it, we go from an age where we say: "My life will be that" to an age where we say: "That's life." ]




    And also, good morning, all!

    Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at August 27, 2016 11:09 AM (oGNNA)

    163 " Supercharged stand-up Jet-skis out on the lake right now. "


    I didn't know they even made those anymore.

    Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2016 11:09 AM (9ym/8)

    164 Is google.com working for everyone else?
    (not working for me)

    Posted by: ??? at August 27, 2016 10:38 AM (CRXed)


    google works for the enemy. I thought everyone knew that.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2016 11:11 AM (oqkO3)

    165 nood

    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 27, 2016 11:12 AM (mpXpK)

    166 That article doesn't have the photos of the crazy bitch. Daily Mail has photos/vid taken by a passenger, and she's wearing a black hijab and what appears to be a turquoise onesie. I'm sure that leaving out the photos was just a coincidence.

    http://tinyurl.com/zbgq4u2


    I saw the Turquoise Onesies open for the Pretty Things at the Whiskey A-Go-Go in '86.

    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 11:13 AM (Scu/0)

    167 153 Why in the hells would a bunch of people goes into a screaming fit over a bunch of crickets? Have they never gone fishing before?
    Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 27, 2016 11:04 AM (mpXpK)

    We're talking about New Yorkers, Vic

    I'm a total wuss about things like spiders and centipedes, but even I can handle crickets. (Although crickets do stink terribly when they're squished.) I've baited hooks with worms and it didn't bother me too much, but I have to admit I wouldn't want them flung at me when I'm in a subway car in my work clothes. Still, the reaction seems ridiculous - you would have thought she was throwing black widow spiders and rattlesnakes around.

    Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at August 27, 2016 11:13 AM (P8951)

    168 158 All too often, we're ready to blame the licker, but really man, when it comes to performing oral sex on broads, it takes two to tang go.

    Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2016 10:56 AM (Pz4pT)

    Oh, sure, for every licker, there's always a lickee.

    But note how it says the lickee was taken to the hospital for "a medical issue". I believe that's code for saying she's crazy as a bedbug.
    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 11:08 AM (Scu/0

    Jail/prison for men. Counseling and Therapy for women.

    Posted by: Pepe at August 27, 2016 11:14 AM (Z3wXf)

    169 Jail/prison for men. Counseling and Therapy for women.

    Posted by: Pepe at August 27, 2016 11:14 AM (Z3wXf)


    That's the way of the world, my friend. And feminists complain that *they're* the ones getting the short end of the stick.

    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 11:21 AM (Scu/0)

    170 >>>Police: Man sent ex a live python, searched 'what is stalking' online


    Their realationship started with a pearl, and ended with a python.

    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 11:22 AM (uz/Pv)

    171 139 If Trump wins, it'll be because America crawled out of the porta-potty. If not, it's because our fellow travelers like wallowing in their own filth.

    Last night the discussion was in part "what does it mean to be a conservative?" A bit of this thread is about personal struggle. I think they're related, and also connected to this moment in US politics. The opening line of David Copperfield comes to mind:

    Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.

    I think, maybe, that a (little c*) conservative is someone who wishes to be the hero of his own life, and who, in spite of every apparent good reason, refuses to surrender that title to anyone else.

    I love your metaphor. I think it's apt. Will we roll up our sleeves individually and collectively and do hard work? Will we find another to blame for our station in life and, having assigned blame, sit still and wallow in filth?

    Trump seems to appeal to people who want to work. Hillary seems to appeal to people who want help. This election seems critical to me, because it seems like a lot of people who want to work are on the edge of giving up and waiting for their check to show up.

    * I have no idea what a big C "Conservative" is any more. Someone selling something, I guess.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 11:23 AM (rOicf)

    172 Subway buglady is lucky she wasn't beaten to death. People are extra antsy these days about terrorism.

    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 11:27 AM (uz/Pv)

    173 Now that Nicholas St Clair has no testicles, perhaps heshould change his name to Clair St Nicholas.

    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 11:30 AM (uz/Pv)

    174 Yuimetal

    Good joke. Too bad only one person was able to read it.

    Posted by: French Jeton at August 27, 2016 11:33 AM (UXHfL)

    175 156 And THEN, he should have made the male employees wear Speedos and brought a bunch of homosexual leches into the plant for a day.
    Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at August 27, 2016 11:06 AM (oGNNA)


    Hehe, I was also thinking that the boss should make all the women in each meeting write a brief sentence about each present male describing what they would and would not enjoy about having sex with him. Do this every 2 minutes, and there will be a test about the meeting, so don't forget to pay attention to what's being discussed while you write.

    Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 27, 2016 11:35 AM (rOicf)

    176 Curse of willow.

    Posted by: Yuimetal at August 27, 2016 11:36 AM (uz/Pv)

    177 So, Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for the national anthem because of all the oppression of minorities in this country. Another reason to hate the niners.

    Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2016 11:39 AM (kTF2Z)

    178 Hey I read the bug joke!

    Posted by: OregonMuse at August 27, 2016 11:39 AM (Scu/0)

    179 I knew a young woman who was rather embarrassed about her big breasts.

    Her name was Cheyenne.

    Luckily her cousin, Ilene, propped her up.

    Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2016 12:00 PM (LdMbv)

    180 btw, I was convinced by joy-ann reid that hillary is actually completely blameless for her scandals with this ironclad argument that hillary is a saint:
    http://tinyurl.com/hlj24ue

    btw, long strings of text are annoying? that 's bullshit. When are you going to switch out of this antiquated comment system that can't validate links (making the into links automatically) and can't seem to handle long urls? besides its other 1990s features?

    Posted by: docweasel at August 27, 2016 01:00 PM (XxzcU)

    181 It is Caturday, yes? There are no cats at AoSHQ.

    Posted by: m at August 27, 2016 01:33 PM (gfJWV)

    182 >>>56 some of the simplest visually, like XKCD
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 27, 2016 09:16 AM (jR7Wy)

    Look at this xkcd (not simple!):

    http://xkcd.com/1110/

    Click anywhere and drag.

    Posted by: m at August 27, 2016 01:53 PM (gfJWV)

    183 So, Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand for the national anthem because of
    all the oppression of minorities in this country. Another reason to
    hate the niners.

    He might want to stand seeing how it might be one of the few chances he gets to actually get up off the bench.
    A 16 million dollar cap hit for a backukp QB? No wonder the Niners suck.

    Posted by: tu3031 at August 27, 2016 01:56 PM (qJhUV)

    184 Yes it's NFL football where we are subjected to
    aholes like San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

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