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Open Thread
I've been doing way too much exercise, far too much for this aging 29 year old body to take, and I tweaked my back pretty bad. I'm going to a chiropractor today, and later getting a massage, so I'm going to be in and out.
Squats status: [ ] Done [ ] Not Done [X] Oh shit what was that I got through my warm-up of air squats okay, then I tried a light load (still doing the warm-up, just putting a small load on), and suddenly the entire left side of my body -- back, glutes, hamstrings -- began spasming at once. Then I could hardly walk for the rest of the day (yesterday). I guess I should say that anyone who's exercising for the first time in a long time should definitely build in recovery days into the schedule and observe them even more rigorously than training days, and also, stretch/mobilize every day. Even 29 year old bodies like mine need some tune up work. Meanwhile, at Red State, Joe Cunningham argues that the media is hypocritical for going crazy over Steve Bannon's old, dropped domestic battery charges. Let me ask you guys this: Have you ever heard of campaign staffers being vetted this way? The candidate himself, sure. But his staffers? How many political hands working today could survive a full media vetting without DUI's, substance abuse, assault allegations, infidelities, etc. coming to light? How many media people could stand up to the vetting? I ask because I just don't remember anyone going after someone's political aides before. I know the right is trying to get some scrutiny on Huma Abedin, and the media is not very interested.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Golfman at August 26, 2016 02:58 PM (gbwRH)
Posted by: wth at August 26, 2016 02:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 02:59 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 02:59 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: HH at August 26, 2016 03:00 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 26, 2016 03:00 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2016 03:00 PM (mgbwf)
When the gun is empty, people still continue to pull the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:00 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: L, Elle at August 26, 2016 03:01 PM (6IPEM)
When the gun is empty, people still continue to pull the trigger.
By that, I mean they have shot their wad at Trump to no effect. All they have left is to go after his staff.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:01 PM (Cd8NC)
To whit: Joe the Plumber isn't even a Plumber.
Okay that guy wasn't even working a campaign and they went through his entire life to come up with the fact that he was an apprentice plumber.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:01 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (IqV8l)
I guess I didn't tell you guys the recent event where I tried to get a massage, like for real a massage, and wound up with a whore sticking her finger up my butt.
eh, another day.
I kind of knew it was a prostitute early on but she'd already gotten my credit card info (yes, I was really going for a legitimate massage, that's why I didn't bring cash) and so I figured "I know this whore just wants to wank me off, but I'm going to put her whore-hands to honest work."
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (xN1DB)
A "massage" "going in and out". Nudge nudge wink wink. Say no more. Say no more!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (493sH)
Posted by: #NeverHillary at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (qZfxn)
IIRC, Hillary has a history of flinging hard objects at Bill when she's pissed off.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: HH
it was more of a cocked-pelvis problem which through my whole spine/legs/body out of alignment.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:03 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Epobirs at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (IdCqF)
entire life to come up with the fact that he was an apprentice plumber."
And, the Democrats broke a whole bunch of privacy laws in the process, as they illegally ferreted through all of the state databases to find out if there was something, anything, they could hang on the poor schlub.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (noWW6)
You could get short course of steroids followed by PT if you have Obama care.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (/m8T6)
My sense is that we don't think enough about how we collectively yet unwittingly force whores to put their finger in our collective yet unwitting butts.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (MK9cc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: jj at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (+FQOh)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (Lk67m)
I guess I didn't tell you guys the recent event where I tried to get a massage, like for real a massage, and wound up with a whore sticking her finger up my butt.
eh, another day.
I kind of knew it was a prostitute early on but she'd already gotten my credit card info (yes, I was really going for a legitimate massage, that's why I didn't bring cash) and so I figured "I know this whore just wants to wank me off, but I'm going to put her whore-hands to honest work."
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (dciA
This will be Epic. Can't Wait.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: E.T. at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (KUaJL)
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If she needs to go back 36-48 times a year, then he's not actually fixing anything.
Chiropractic is a fraud.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (xN1DB)
21 29?
29?
Ace is only 29?
Posted by: Epobirs
...
"So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view." -- Obi Wan Kenobi, age 29
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Hillary!s stool at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (HgMAr)
Hell, you could probably eliminate 75% of them just by running a credit check.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (uiwCw)
Rest days are when your muscles heal and build up stronger. What you are doing when you exercise is literally breaking down the muscles to allow them to rebuild. The healing process is the most important part.
Note this is separate from trying to increase your cardio to help lose weight. They are two different things.
I finished a strong 7 mile tempo run last night, extremely successful. I even included 10 brutal hill repeats. In the middle of the night I woke up with a calf cramp that will now sideline me for a few days due to lingering pain. But that is better than pushing and ending up in physical therapy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (JwmRE)
Posted by: Hillary!s pillows at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (dciA
No, not another day! Today! This day!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (KUaJL)
Yeah, rest days are important for you.
But I bet your form is pretty weak on these squats.
Not trying to bust your chops.
If you can find a friend/workout partner who can watch your form (which varies based off of low bar vs high bar squatting) and have him watch your chest, knees, hips and head while you squat, it'd be a good thing.
Keep up the good work in getting time under the bar.
Posted by: Taco Shack at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
*golf clap*
Marvelously well played. Brilliant. I pronounce it the most whimsical jape of the season!!!
Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 26, 2016 03:06 PM (xVRrG)
Bush advisor Paul Wolfowitz says he might have to vote for Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (IqV8l)
It's shit-weasels like this that provide support for the thesis that we actually have a Uni-Party...
Posted by: Ian Galt at August 26, 2016 03:07 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 26, 2016 03:07 PM (/aG+O)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 26, 2016 03:07 PM (zwsnd)
Nah my form is good. The squats were the trigger. It's the stuff I'm doing apart from weightlifting that set me up for the problem. I'll tell you about that some other time.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:07 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 26, 2016 03:07 PM (CFc5L)
Deadlift. Squats. Pull-ups. Bench.
That's all you really need. Anything else is for women and fags.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:07 PM (xN1DB)
That will be a lotta laps in teh BARREL.
Posted by: Golfman at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (gbwRH)
Also, did you like it?
Posted by: L, Elle at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: HH at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (DrCtv)
I know what you mean. Really started feeling it in my second decade of being 29.
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (F1ndw)
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If she needs to go back 36-48 times a year, then he's not actually fixing anything.
$10 will get you $20 the chiropractor's name is Paolo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (Cd8NC)
goblet squats, held out in front.
it wasn't the squats. it was the exercise i'm doing on non-lifting days, which I don't want to talk about yet.
the other exercise program I'm doing is beating the hell out of me and primed me for an injury.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (dciA+)
its a rotational warm up for squats. Lot of people have no idea what they are, but they really help stability.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: RedStick at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (D9GGD)
Posted by: E.T. at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2016 03:04 PM (/m8T6
Chiropractors are notorious for banging their female clients and female clients banging them.
Sorry Bro.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (j8aRL)
She survived fortunately, but is now doing real estate. Her Pilates days are pretty much over.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (JwmRE)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (JreH3)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM
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Goddam that was savage.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (2cS/G)
E.T. at August 26, 2016 03:05 PM (c+7Ko)
******
No. Just...no.
Posted by: Taco Shack at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (zwsnd)
Posted by: Golfman at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (gbwRH)
Posted by: vivi at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (11H2y)
I guess I didn't tell you guys the recent event where I tried to get a massage, like for real a massage, and wound up with a whore sticking her finger up my butt.
In fairness the whore the anus is just a ring of muscles.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (lKyWE)
Connective tissue doesn't grow or repair very quickly compared to muscle. Be mindful of its limitations. Be sure to eat and supplement with lots of building blocks for connective tissue.
You may have to experiment. I was consuming buttloads of glucosamine and chondroitin for a while and didn't notice any subjective improvement in things like time to heal on ligament pulls. Bone based soups and stews seemed to work better.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (HgMAr)
Why haven't I read this before?
I have socks older than that.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (NHtMs)
As someone who has been through a myriad of those where the only relief was laying on the floor for a couple of days just make sure you stay positive...not much more depressing than a bad back especially at your age.
Couple of areas that you may want to look into stretching/rolling a lot more once you're back up and functioning.
1. Using a hard foam roller on your hips and your IT bands.
2. Try and criss cross legs stacking your knees on top of each other and slowly try to sit your ass back on the ground only go as far as when the stretch begins. reverse top leg and repeat.
3. Stretch your lats. Upper body stiffness was a culprit too...
Since I started focusing on that I have seen my spasm issues go away.
Posted by: H Badger at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (n/0Nw)
it wasn't the squats. it was the exercise i'm doing on non-lifting days, which I don't want to talk about yet.
the other exercise program I'm doing is beating the hell out of me and primed me for an injury.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (dciA+)
Oh, ok.
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (1ZOkK)
Oi betcha don't wanna be a sack o' shit. Well, you're in luck. Oim Mork Tripptorn an' you're about to getta Hardballs Fit.
Yes, that's me patented exercise program; Hardballs Fit.
Lemme giv' yeh a sample
Owl roight, now take that 15 keelo bell and smash into yer groin good an' haaahd. Yeah, yeah! That's the sheila! Roight theah! In the groin!
Heah's how you tear your Achilles like butter. Just jump off thee ledge and crack, Bob's yer unkle.
Best thing you can do in 40' Celsius temps is to run 24 keelometers and pass out on the brickah. Oh, and only sacks o' shit drink wattah. Don't bring that shit neah meah~!
Hardballs Fit. Boi it now, you sack o' shit!
Posted by: Mork Tripptorn at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: jj at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (+FQOh)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: Killerdog at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (OnrK6)
Republican want some scrutiny of Huma? Then make her part of the Trump campaign. We'll know every sordid detail within a couple days.
Posted by: Ripley. at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (1BQGO)
goblet squats, held out in front.
it wasn't the squats. it was the exercise i'm doing on non-lifting days, which I don't want to talk about yet.
the other exercise program I'm doing is beating the hell out of me and primed me for an injury.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (dciA
Vigourous sex in the missionary position will destroy the back. Too much Tantra can as well.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: moon over vermont at August 26, 2016 03:12 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (805dc)
Oh, I hope I'm around the campfire when you decide to tell that one.
I'm not being snarky about this, a good masseuse requires a relationship as much as a good barber does. (I got a bad haircut yesterday).
I used to have a budget for frequent massage. I patronized a shop run by a Russian woman and I politely accepted whoever she gave me and it's a very hit and miss proposition. Eventually I got to be a good enough customer that I could insist on getting only her.
And we're still taking straight massage here. It's a gift as much as it is training. You either have the understanding in your finger tips or you don't.
Anyway, the thing that happened with my Russian was that the accident at the end of one massage became routine because she was ok with it and it was indeed a nice ending, but only after a really good actual massage.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (IqV8l)
No less effective than a chiropractic "adjustment," at half the cost.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (805dc)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (dciA+)"
This is cracking me up... I've been hyper aware of these places for about a year and a half, since I saw in one of the local micronews sites, the local cops had busted up a place near my office. I did some sluething, and now I realize, these damn places are on practically every corner. There are at least half a dozen within a mile of my house. It's unbleivable.
For shits and giggles I went on backpage.com which I guess a more perverted version of craigslist, tailored to this sort of thing, and could not believe how many of these places are around.
Since then, there have been another 4 or 5 busts in my town and neighboring towns. All chinese women from Flushing NY between the ages of 45 - 55.
Also worth noting the advertising images on that backpage site, are not women in the 45 - 55 year range.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (Uy8SG)
Spasms. Vitamin deficiency -- Gatorade around?
Actual spasms causing incessant pain -- naproxin (Aleve) Best stuff for muscle cramps.
Also -- when back in shape, check out Kaged Muscle Pure L-Citrulline, 200 g, Unflavored Powder -- its pretty interesting stuff (If nothing else it should provide the early morning wood impossible to point down. You literally have to do a one hand push up off the back of the toilet bowl to get the angle right)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 26, 2016 03:14 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 26, 2016 03:14 PM (xxSK3)
***
Wasn't Clinton one of the Democrats that wanted to imprison him for the WoT stuff?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 26, 2016 03:14 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 26, 2016 03:10 PM (HgMAr)
I recommend pilates and colon cleanse
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 26, 2016 03:14 PM (c6/9Q)
instructor. She went to a Chiro for an 'adjustment'. She ended up
having a stroke at 33 years of age."
Certain neck arteries are vulnerable to the movements done during certain "adjustments". There's apparently a school of chiro thought which strives to minimize rapid high-energy adjustments in favor of slower, less risky movements.
Downside for the patient of the slower method: more office visits.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM (noWW6)
If you aren't using a foam roller before and after you lift, you should start to.
A posture ball is also good for getting the muscles all sorted out.
They're much cheaper than a chiro visit and fix so many things.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM (mSc4K)
Ace didn't start it when he was 17, gang.
Math!
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:11 PM (xN1DB)"
Is it that young? I feel like it's been longer. I'd been lurking on here for what seems like forever. I became aware of political blogs when I got out of school in '02, with all the anti-war protests going on, I got mixed up with protestwarror for a while, did a few events with them. I remember when littlegreenfootballs was something you could actually go and read, without needed to take a shower after.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM (Uy8SG)
Posted by: E.T. at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Hillary!s yoga mat at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM (HgMAr)
Meanwhile, at Red State, Joe Cunningham argues that the media is hypocritical for going crazy over Steve Bannon's old, dropped domestic battery charges.
Lest one think RedState has gone sane, they've gone into The Zone Defense:
New Trump Campaign CEO Has a Violent Past in Common with Others From Team Trump - by Susan Wright
Violent, unhinged birds of a feather flock together....
http://tinyurl.com/hykz3wg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:13 PM (805dc)
and here I had to actually turn 30.. wink.
Posted by: willow at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: WKL at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (G/6mC)
I wonder if he could pull that off. "I'm going to ask Huma Abedin to join my campaign. With her deep connections to the Muslim Brotherhood she would be a valuable..."
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (F1ndw)
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (xVRrG)
I ask because I just don't remember anyone going after someone's political aides before. I know the right is trying to get some scrutiny on Huma Abedin, and the media is not very interested.
The questions about Huma and Valerie Jarrett stem from the fact that it appears they are the ones who are truly running matters.
Hell, I'm old enough to remember when it was completely fair game to argue that Darth Cheney was the true president and Questions Must Be Asked.
I would say the goal of this is to make people too afraid to engage in politics but it's even simpler than that.
The personal is political and the political is personal and anyone on the other side is pure evil and thus they are Nazi collaborators and they're just staff isn't an acceptable excuse.
Unpeople have no rights, after all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: George Costanza at August 26, 2016 03:19 PM (BDZWU)
Just finished my 5 month of Grav Maga last night, in addition to my regular weight lifting and I've got 23 freakin' years on ya'.
Get your back fixed and start paying attention to form and most of all stop being a little bitch.
(Keep up the great work)
Posted by: tim at August 26, 2016 03:19 PM (e/vj+)
Latest revelation: article accused BJ of bombing Saddam to distract from Lewinsky scandal.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2016 03:19 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:16 PM
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Another downside: you're still *going to a chiropractor* and receiving pseudoscientific quackery.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 26, 2016 03:19 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: CrankyYankee at August 26, 2016 03:20 PM (4bsin)
Posted by: willow at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (A1MMY)
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I don't plan on turning 30 for at least another 5 years.
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:20 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 26, 2016 03:20 PM (PL2OL)
Been searching, but I forget how to Bingle search the comments...
Posted by: Chi at August 26, 2016 03:21 PM (yrZFq)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at August 26, 2016 03:21 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:08 PM (dciA+)
If you're lifting AND doing an exercise program that's beating the hell out of you on non lifting days, you're stressing your body too much.
Rest days are actually more important than exercise days. Excess stress builds up cortisol in your system. Creates all sorts of problems.
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2016 03:21 PM (Enq6K)
Has anyone ever been cured by and no longer needs to go to a chiropractor?
Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2016 03:21 PM (F1ndw)
Posted by: Huma from New York at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 03:02 PM (IqV8l)
But of course. How many Bush advisors does this make it who have said they would actually prefer Hillary?
The Uniparty is real all right, and no exaggeration.
Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: willow at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (TI8Qz)
Posted by: Brisco_County at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (bcleC)
i've been doing that but not enough i guess.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:24 PM (dciA+)
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Yeah. I used to think it was all just conspiracy nut stuff.
Now older and wiser I know it isn't. Uniparty is real. Human nature is the thing that sustains it. Its not an organized conspiracy, its just that people suck. The founders knew it too.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:24 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Sarahw at August 26, 2016 03:24 PM (Sp1NT)
What's their argument on Bannon and a domestic battery charge? That he's now qualified to run for FL's 9th district seat?
Posted by: Azathoth at August 26, 2016 03:24 PM (VC56G)
and ace fgs you tried to get a whore to give an actual massage ? did it work?
Posted by: willow at August 26, 2016 03:24 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (dciA+)
This is like one of those math puzzlers where you are given just enough information to deduce the outcome.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 26, 2016 03:24 PM (CFc5L)
really? Would it be useful to just do one day of lifting (all body, all exercises) per week?
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:25 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2016 03:25 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Brisco_County at August 26, 2016 03:25 PM (bcleC)
Has anyone ever been cured by and no longer needs to go to a chiropractor?
Has anyone ever been cured by and no longer needs to go to an M.D.?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 03:25 PM (IqV8l)
i've been doing that but not enough i guess
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My new years resolution was to trip the kids more often this year. Good times.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:26 PM (xVRrG)
LOL...
I'd kill to have even my long-gone 'aging 40 year old body" back. Appreciate it while you've still got it.
-C
Posted by: cnation at August 26, 2016 03:26 PM (SQ6Nb)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2016 03:26 PM (326rv)
[ ] Always done to some extent for "conservative" candidates.
[ ] Never done for Liberal candidates
[ ] Done with a neutron scanning microscope for any staffer who leave the Dims and do any tell all books, make negative statements, etc. See Dick Morris for an example. BTW, I am not defending Morris, I think he is scum.
[ ] If the "conservative" candidate starts winning or even scaring the Liberal candidate, then they go for the neutron scanning microscope review process.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:26 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 26, 2016 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
I haven't been to a chiro in a long time, and I don't buy into the crazy business about how all other disease conditions in the body are all induced by "subluxations" and whatnot. Chiro practices are rife with cargo-cult thinking.
But, at one point, I really did jack up my neck badly, and nothing orthodox was helping, and I went to a chiro recommended by a friend. The guy took an actual X-ray, showed it to me, and said, without a bunch of hokey pseudoscientific woo, "This right here is slipped out of line and here's how we'll help it get back."
Which he did. I was all right with that. Was happy to no longer be in pain. Haven't required such services since.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:27 PM (noWW6)
no. she kept touching my taint "accidentally" despite me telling her I needed it in the shoulders and neck.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:27 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Epobirs at August 26, 2016 03:27 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Starling Sanchez at August 26, 2016 03:27 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 03:25 PM (IqV8l)"
Yes, frequently... I get bronchitis every few years, get my z-pack and good to go.
My mom has been going for what seems like weekly chiropractic adjustments for 15 years or more.
She cried when I called him a quack.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (Uy8SG)
i'm sure women get this all the time, obviously.
first for me. it's exhausting. I feel for women now.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (dciA+)
i've been doing that but not enough i guess
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My new years resolution was to trip the kids more often this year. Good times.
Posted by: simplemind
Same here. I have 8 separate TRO's from 8 sets of parents.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (Cd8NC)
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yep.
Frozen shoulder. Now back to better than before. It took over a year though. It was the PT that did it.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (xVRrG)
XOXO,
A 53 year old 'ette
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (+FSld)
**
Um...Exactly what position were you in, Ace?
:-)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 26, 2016 03:29 PM (VC56G)
really? Would it be useful to just do one day of lifting (all body, all exercises) per week?
That would useless
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 26, 2016 03:29 PM (lKyWE)
A: Well, my son won't graduate college until 2020, so... a lot.
Posted by: Alan Harper at August 26, 2016 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
The key is that you stumble yourself and fall directly into the path of the tiny humans and then they trip over you and cry and cry whilst you yell at their parents for them injuring you.
Sheesh, do I have to explain everything around here?
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 26, 2016 03:29 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (mf5HN)
Hell, I am old enough to remember when Nancy Reagan's astrologer was the True President.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:29 PM (kXoT0)
first for me. it's exhausting. I feel for women now.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (dciA+)
Sounds like you had a traumatic experience and you should start carrying around a mattress.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 26, 2016 03:29 PM (KUaJL)
You may have simply confused her when you kept saying, "tain't there. Tain't there".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:30 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: haggis at August 26, 2016 03:30 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 26, 2016 03:24 PM (VC56G)
*****
I like that sentence.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 26, 2016 03:30 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:25 PM (dciA+)
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Not really.... you'll run out gas to hit the legs, chest, shoulders, back, biceps, triceps and abs all in one day.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2016 03:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 03:30 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: t-bird
Yeah. When you're real messed up, as I was -- rear ended by car traveling 50 mph while I was stopped - you get 'before' pictures/x-rays. Then 'after' x-rays -- now insurance doesn't pay for these but I was setting up his website so he wanted to show me.
There was huge difference. Still had residual pain for another six months until I went back to weight lifting and an anti-arthritic diet.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 26, 2016 03:31 PM (ZFUt7)
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Made me laugh. Forgot about that.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:31 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Mr Wonderful at August 26, 2016 03:31 PM (N7G17)
Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 26, 2016 03:18 PM (mf5HN)
Hell, I am old enough to remember when Nancy Reagan's astrologer was the True President.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:29 PM (kXoT0)
I miss Darth Cheney. When force choking the closest MSNBC reporter was his morning exercise.
Posted by: Iblis at August 26, 2016 03:31 PM (9221z)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 26, 2016 03:31 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:25 PM (dciA+)
No.
Posted by: Taco Shack at August 26, 2016 03:32 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (dciA+)
.............
So, you're 40?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro, AA, BFD, Math Expert at August 26, 2016 03:32 PM (HgMAr)
I guess I didn't tell you guys the recent event where I tried to get a massage, l
I don't know, Ace, but it seems to me that if you really wanted a massage (NOT that I'm saying you wanted a prostitute) it's not to hard to find one. I see these big signboards outside shops that say "Massage-$40.00 and I think what they give you is a.....massage. Or try "Massage Envy" I think it's a chain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2016 03:32 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at August 26, 2016 03:32 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Al Gore at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (PL2OL)
first for me. it's exhausting. I feel for women now.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (dciA+)
*snort*
ISWYDT
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (zLDYs)
Just yesterday I bought a tote bag that looks like it's made out of crocheted straw, but it's actually paper, according to the tag.
So naturally today, my first day of using it, my lipstick cover comes off and there is now lipstick on the inside of my beige paper tote.
Any ideas how to get it off? Since it's paper, I don't know if it will fall apart if I try to use anything that I would normally use, like Dawn.
It was only $15 on sale, but I like it and I would still like to get more than a couple hours worth of use out of it
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (805dc)
Posted by: ace
Future generations remembered this day as when the "Friday news dump" took on a far more sinister meaning
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (326rv)
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Maybe that explains why his wife is the nurse who attends every session.
My wife can certainly do whatever she wants in life but I'm pretty confident she is far less scummy as your disgusting imagination.
Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (/m8T6)
So, since, I am allergic to most pain meds and any migraine meds that work, I will gladly go to my chiropractor.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (kXoT0)
first for me. it's exhausting. I feel for women now.
Posted by: ace at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (dciA+)
Well I'm not sure what you mean, Ace, that men are always poking or trying to touch my female parts? No, they do not. What I get a lot though is men touching my shoulder or a quick hand on my waist.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (CFc5L)
... I'm sure others have already said it - but be damn careful with your back. That is nothing to screw around with.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 26, 2016 03:34 PM (qoKAm)
Posted by: wooga at August 26, 2016 03:34 PM (heC2/)
Posted by: MTF at August 26, 2016 03:34 PM (/m8T6)
Do principled things
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For the record, if I sense something wrong I abandon the movement... By that I mean muscle strains or feeling anything in the knees.
No sense in injuring yourself that can't be remedied by trying again next time.
Posted by: Former mass resident at August 26, 2016 03:34 PM (avEKX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:34 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: TexasJew at August 26, 2016 03:35 PM (N7G17)
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yep.
Frozen shoulder. Now back to better than before. It took over a year though. It was the PT that did it.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (xVRrG
Dumb brother! Frozen Shoulder is one of the most painful PT recoveries to go through. It makes grown men cry.
You should be proud of yourself.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:35 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: ace
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Ummmm..... you know boss.... not all massage places are massage places, right?
Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2016 03:35 PM (+FSld)
Oh, right, the "other exercise program". Cough.
I've been saying for a while now that the whole "P90X" regimen with which Paul Ryan is reportedly obsessed is just cover for action, for rough-trade sadomasochistic gay sex.
The gym scene in SF is full of purportedly straight married white guys around Ryan's age. Who are oddly insistent on patronizing certain gym establishments.
"Well, gosh, honey, I know it sure is a long drive across town to the Castro, and parking there is just awful, and the monthly dues are crazy high, but darn it, Muscle Systems have got the best equipment in the city, hands down!"
Best equipment, snort.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:36 PM (noWW6)
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
suck it up, butter cup... pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Posted by: Drill Sgts everywhere at August 26, 2016 03:36 PM (GHdiF)
Meh, have an account over there. Haven't commented in months. Stop in once in awhile, look around and wonder what the hell happened.
Posted by: random lurker at August 26, 2016 03:36 PM (+tRIN)
Not an unpleasant experience. I hope he can fix me, or at least get me back in the game. Shouldn't affect skydiving on Sunday, especially since I'm not gonna tell them.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 26, 2016 03:36 PM (4ng05)
...language barrier
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:37 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:28 PM (xVRrG)
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Me too. Mine was more stretching routine and strengthening. Its still prone to tendonitis and I have to watch it.
But I can bench respectably again.... at 53.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2016 03:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brisco_County at August 26, 2016 03:22 PM (bcleC)
******
How many sets are you doing at your deadlift workouts max weight? 1 set of 5? 3 sets of 5? etc.
Me, I deadlift every other workout (MWF), but I finish with only one set of five.
Squat three times a week, finish with 3 sets of five.
Can't do that with the deadlift though...
Posted by: Taco Shack at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: jwest at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: GalosGann at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (md1b/)
Posted by: bluebell
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.
Posted by: weft cut-miyagi at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (V3IFq)
what they don't tell you is that it stands for "Pointless Torture", and will give you an old age riddled with ortho injuries and damage that can't be fixed.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (GHdiF)
Posted by: Thrill at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (xg2zS)
You should be proud of yourself.
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That's what my female PT said.
Of course I saw my Mom go through it herself without complaining about 35 years earlier.
So I just did it. It. Hurt. But oddly enough the more it hurt, the next day I had more range of motion. So I hurt it like every day for months and months and months.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (C6xeQ)
No.
This election will be a precedent of course.
Posted by: sexypig at August 26, 2016 03:39 PM (UBBWX)
It was only $15 on sale, but I like it and I would still like to get more than a couple hours worth of use out of it
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (805dc)
It depends, some kinds of paper are actually very strong, while some kinds instantly revert to their constituent parts when wet. I would carefully blot one tiny part of the area with a paper towel moistened with a weak bleach/water solution and see how that part reacts. Given that it was $15 and the fact that good strong paper that can take a beating is often $5-15 for a 22" x 30" sheet, I suspect that paper is not strong paper.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:39 PM (kXoT0)
But there were a few of us who knew the dragon ladies in there we're professionals. Just not professional masseuses.
By the time it was over half the poltocians and so-called respectable people including some cops were swept up by the vice squad.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2016 03:39 PM (SkHxD)
Look up Massage School.
In Texas, to become a licensed massage therapist, they have to have xx amount of classroom hours and xx amount of hands on experience. I know of one school in the next city over that has a sign in the window for half price.
Usually $30.00/hr for all the different types. Swedish, deep tissue, exercise, even pregnant mommy massage.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:39 PM (Cd8NC)
this is so fucked up expecting politicians to be perfect
Hillary Clinton is a lying old woman
Posted by: Jake at August 26, 2016 03:40 PM (F5iSS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 26, 2016 03:40 PM (Nwg0u)
The VA won't do jack, except offer drugs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:40 PM (1ZOkK)
It was only $15 on sale, but I like it and I would still like to get more than a couple hours worth of use out of it
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:33 PM (805dc)
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Artgum eraser.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 26, 2016 03:40 PM (8XRCm)
Yep, just got a great massage there as a b-day present.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Soona at August 26, 2016 03:40 PM (Fmupd)
Don't drape your taint over you shoulder next time.
Posted by: Killerdog at August 26, 2016 03:41 PM (OnrK6)
Meh, have an account over there. Haven't commented in months. Stop in once in awhile, look around and wonder what the hell happened.
Posted by: random lurker at August 26, 2016 03:36 PM (+tRIN)
Eric Erickson believes an unelected group of Elder should meet in private to select the President.
Yes he said this live on radio in response to a caller.
I have a strong feeling his days are numbered on Radio.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:41 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: Thrill at August 26, 2016 03:38 PM (xg2zS)
I strongly suspect that Hillary has never done yoga in her life. Her saying her emails where about yoga was virtue signalling to all the women who do yoga that hey, "I am just like you, suffering through yoga for my health and well being." A few years ago it would've been Jazzercise or Tae Bo.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:42 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 26, 2016 03:36 PM (4ng05)
............
I just got back from the Ear doctor and he said, don't go in the water for a few weeks.
But I'm leaving for Hawaii on Sunday so I'm thinking: "Yeah, right."
Posted by: wth at August 26, 2016 03:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2016 03:42 PM (6HqlZ)
I've seen that too; noticed a lot of young sailors hanging around. Needed a massage, probably.
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:42 PM (c6/9Q)
Find a physical therapist that does Arthropraxis and works on relaxation techniques and strengthening tips at home. I went to a chiropractor for years and when I changed to this I was pain free after about 6 weeks and can relax my back on my own. It has made a huge difference.
Posted by: Argondawg at August 26, 2016 03:42 PM (HZsji)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 03:42 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:36 PM (noWW6)
I could see training at Jim Schmitz's.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (MK9cc)
They need to be the official beer of something.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 03:44 PM (Cd8NC)
Well, let me mapquest it from Winona's place, but most likely.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 26, 2016 03:45 PM (MK9cc)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 26, 2016 03:45 PM (Ee2nz)
stretch and flex a lot before working out...
use the roller
http://bit.ly/2bmXSiX
husband swears by it
I have one, but only use it during yoga.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2016 03:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Well, they label all their beer "America" during the Olympics. Looks like they're just panderers, and don't particularly care who they're pandering to.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 26, 2016 03:45 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2016 03:46 PM (SkHxD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Does he have one of giant rubber balls to run his spine up and down? They're so great for easing back pain. Especially with chiro.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 26, 2016 03:46 PM (ZFUt7)
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they be better off with Joe Rogan.
idiots don't know their market anymore.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:46 PM (C6xeQ)
Yup. If she can't walk upstairs without help, or step into an limo without a stepping stool, there is no way she can do most yoga positions.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2016 03:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jake at August 26, 2016 03:46 PM (F5iSS)
64 Chiro can actually be dangerous. I have a good friend, she is a Pilates instructor. She went to a Chiro for an "adjustment". She ended up having a stroke at 33 years of age.
She survived fortunately, but is now doing real estate. Her Pilates days are pretty much over.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 26, 2016 03:09 PM (JwmRE)
I read about a guy that was into Ironman competitions went to a Chiropractor and he had 4 strokes and a cracked neck.
A guy I grew up with his Dad is a Chiropractor and he had his mom stop her cancer treatments because he could CURE her of her cancer, She lasted 9 months. His Dad was also doing "cervix" manipulation.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 03:47 PM (dKiJG)
zero
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2016 03:47 PM (qCMvj)
By the time it was over half the poltocians and so-called respectable people including some cops were swept up by the vice squad.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2016 03:39 PM (SkHxD)
Strangely enough, the chiropractor for whom my sister works is a woman. A dirty massage parlor opened up next door to her office. They had to move the chiropractic practice because the gals would sit smoking cigarettes on the curb in front of the business and holler at anyone walking by about massages. Various guys came into the chiropractic office wanting to know what they charged for "special services". It was a mess. The cops would raid it, but, they couldn't shut it down because the gals were independent contractors and the owner had explicitly told them not to do those kinds of massages.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:47 PM (kXoT0)
Does he have one of giant rubber balls to run
his spine up and down? They're so great for easing back pain. Especially
with chiro.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative at August 26, 2016 03:46 PM (ZFUt7)
Don't know. When he's over here, he sometimes uses husband's roller.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:47 PM (1ZOkK)
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Didja see that the radical Islamic journal that Huma edited without knowing anything about back in the day accused B.J. Clinton of bombing Iraq to distract from Monica? Even a squirrel with its burqa on backwards finds a nut once in a while.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 26, 2016 03:47 PM (Nwg0u)
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they be better off with Joe Rogan.
idiots don't know their market anymore.
Posted by: simplemind
I dunno, people stupid enough to think they're funny are stupid enough to drink that crap.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2016 03:47 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 26, 2016 03:47 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Boo Boo at August 26, 2016 03:48 PM (Fmupd)
It happens way more than you would like to think.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:48 PM (j8aRL)
...language barrier
She probably thought she needed to send in a male masseuse.
Posted by: #NeverHillary2 at August 26, 2016 03:48 PM (OUjkK)
If you're not, Ace, I would highly recommend looking at exercise recovery supplements. I tried one called Legion Recharge several days later and the knots that were still in my back just disappeared in a couple hours. I use it regularly and my muscles get tired and a little sore, but the heavy lactic acid soreness is almost entirely absent now.
Posted by: bds at August 26, 2016 03:48 PM (CyW5r)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Yes, low-T beta males and po-faced females is apparently a HUGE! demographic.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:48 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2016 03:49 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:49 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Boo Boo
That was hanna barbaric.
Posted by: Ranger Smith at August 26, 2016 03:50 PM (326rv)
Posted by: runner
And with that, the concept for the worst Moron meet-up EVEH was born.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2016 03:50 PM (326rv)
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:49 PM (c6/9Q)
Bathhouses? We already tried this. Bad things happened.
Posted by: San Francisco in the late 1970s at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (yn2Me)
Erickson rolled out a new masterpiece yesterday: A Nazi flag featuring a swastika made up of the letters "Donald Trump", accompanied by a self-congratulatory "Yeah, I went there!" tweet.
He seemed very proud of his brave accomplishment. It was kind of like watching a mental patient reveal the definitive infographic of Chemtrail Vs. Lizard People Incidents he just drew on the wall in his own feces.
Posted by: GalosGann at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (md1b/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Well, they label all their beer "America" during the Olympics. Looks like they're just panderers, and don't particularly care who they're pandering to.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
Budweiser is owned by some Belgium Company now. Drink Yuengling!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (RaS4m)
several times and have a good friendly kinda flirty relationship with
them, have been known to work off some of their stress on a hard penis
if your penis gets hard under the towel.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:48 PM (j8aRL)
that is an enlightening definition of "respectable women"
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (c6/9Q)
do PT/massage.
ive had back issues for the past 7 years due to playing hockey, and the latter helps considerably. also, consult an ortho and get an MRI
Posted by: jd at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (h+48X)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)
{{{Giggles maniacally}}}
Thanks Robert Byrd
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:52 PM (kXoT0)
But that was only becaus their clientele was paying top dollar for their, ahem, "services".
We would talk to friends locally and they would proudly tell us how their husband was going to the new massage place and his back felt much better. My wife and I would just look at each other like oh boy.
I'm pretty sure it ruined a third of the marriages in my town.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2016 03:52 PM (SkHxD)
And with that, the concept for the worst Moron meet-up EVEH was born.
Andrew Sullivan calls this "Friday night."
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 26, 2016 03:52 PM (yn2Me)
But fixer upper mentioned an art gum eraser, and although I don't have one of those, that made me think of Mr. Clean magic eraser. So I tried that. It's working a little bit, but the crocheted stuff is kind of shredding the eraser. So I will keep trying.
It seems to be holding up pretty well. I paid $15 for it but it was originally $30, so it's probably at least okay quality. I call it a tote but it's really more of a lightweight handbag. You wouldn't know it was paper unless you read the tag.
Again, thanks for the suggestions!
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 03:52 PM (805dc)
100 was correct - *****Pretty please with sugar on top do yourself a favor and GET AN OVER-THE-COUNTER TENS UNIT.*******
They sell them at every pharmacy now. A small electrical unit with electrodes you place around whatever ails you. It feels weird at first but pretty soon you can jack up the power and relax into it. It does a terrific job knocking down the pain. Otherwise, ibuprofen to knock down any swelling and gentle stretching. And for the rest of your life keep your core strength "passable." A real-deal blown disc is a fucking superhighway for pain to travel to the heart of the pain center in your brain.
Good luck!
Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 26, 2016 03:53 PM (puz+7)
+++++==
absolutely true. However the people that think those dips are funny and want to imitate them are a small market . . .
The market of beer swilling bros that watch MMA and Joe Rogan not only are a larger audience but they drink at metric F ton more beer in one sitting than the former audience.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:53 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)
That is all kinds of awesome.
Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2016 03:54 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: runner
I am pretty sure that Bobo went to those sorts of bathhouses in Chicago. Given the high populations of Eastern Europeans in the Chicago area, I am sure such bathhouses exist.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:54 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 26, 2016 03:54 PM (yn2Me)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2016 03:54 PM (Ozsfq)
Budweiser is owned by some Belgium Company now. Drink Yuengling!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (RaS4m)
America's oldest Brewery and its Family owned. They also make Ice Cream.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 03:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)
That is all kinds of awesome.
Posted by: rickl at August 26, 2016 03:54 PM (zoehZ)
Now let's sit back and watch as the MSM reports this...
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 26, 2016 03:55 PM (yn2Me)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 03:56 PM (0G2eQ)
I don't care who owns whom*. Yuengling tastes good and Bud doesn't.
*my caveat to that is that the Bud-Belgians bought Rolling Rock but just make it in the same piss still as Bush; no more glass lined tracks in Old Latrobe.
And that's wrong. And also it doesn't taste good any more.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2016 03:56 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2016 03:32 PM (6HqlZ)"
I'm finding that most of these places are actually prostitutes... at least as far as I can tell. They are literally everywhere. I feel like it's more difficult to find a legitimate place. There is one spa place that just opened up by us, that seems legit... there is definitely an illegitimate place in the next building, and another one two blocks away, where there was a bust last year, but it's still open.
I feel like it's one of these things where when the cops get bored, or maybe the bribe to the zoning official or something is late, they get busted up.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 26, 2016 03:57 PM (Uy8SG)
Posted by: runner
I am pretty sure that Bobo went to those sorts of bathhouses in
Chicago. Given the high populations of Eastern Europeans in the Chicago
area, I am sure such bathhouses exist.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:54 PM (kXoT0)
Turkish Baths, they do amazing things...I've read
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:57 PM (c6/9Q)
--
I have one of these and love it. I have a lot of trouble with shoulder pain and I usually turn it up as much as I can take (it can get pretty strong) and let it run in 15 min. increments.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2016 03:57 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: wth at August 26, 2016 03:57 PM (HgMAr)
[ ] Ignore it completely.
[ ] Go full conspiracy theory that it's Trump's doing
[ ] Say this is Amurrica, and even the most despicable people are free to endorse candidates without the candidate's permission.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 03:57 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: KKK at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (SkHxD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (Nwg0u)
several times and have a good friendly kinda flirty relationship with
them, have been known to work off some of their stress on a hard penis
if your penis gets hard under the towel.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:48 PM (j8aRL)
that is an enlightening definition of "respectable women"
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 03:51 PM (c6/
Like I said it happens more than you would like to think.
Also, don't trust male Chiropractors with women.
Just sayin....
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (0G2eQ)
As for your exercise: seriously, try yoga. Specifically the old Tracey rich white lotus foundation total yoga. No hokey philosophy, just straightforward health bringing stretches. Our bodies are compacting back to fetal position, and yoga reverses that. And the deep breathing makes it aerobic.
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (teYv/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (RaS4m)
Posted by: runner
==========================
There's one on the east side of Cleveland. Its called the Schvitz.
I was invited there years ago never went. Friends went though.
You apparently strip off, have a group steam, then get smacked with leaves or something . . .
then you get wrapped up in a towel, eat a steak and smoke a cigar.
Not my idea of excitement at the time.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: wth at August 26, 2016 03:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2016 03:59 PM (Enq6K)
I know people who absolutely swear by these. I was swearing *at* the damn thing. It was uncomfortable and seemed to be doing absolutely nothing worthwhile for me.
Here's something that did work. Stretch pre-workout under a hot shower. (MAKE SURE OF SECURE FOOTING.) Then steadily drop the shower temp to warm, then lukewarm, then cold. Stay with the cold long enough to get your body core back down to a normal level before starting to exercise. Otherwise you'll overheat early on.
I haven't done this in a while, goddamn Commiefornia drought restrictions and all, because two showers for one gym session is ridonkulous. But my exercise injury rate fell to zero.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 03:59 PM (noWW6)
+++++==
absolutely true. However the people that think those dips are funny and want to imitate them are a small market . . .
The market of beer swilling bros that watch MMA and Joe Rogan not only are a larger audience but they drink at metric F ton more beer in one sitting than the former audience.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:53 PM (C6xeQ)
Ohio raised the alcohol per volume Hooray, just bought some local made beer with 8.9% so it's like drinking 2 beers at once.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 03:59 PM (dKiJG)
I'll trust your expertise in the matter...
..the amazing world of massages, masseuses and baths out there...so much to learn, so little time (not for Ace, he's only 29, plenty of time...)
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 04:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 26, 2016 03:57 PM (Uy8SG)
The spa or other reputable business angle is the key. Find a beauty salon or spa that has a massage therapist.
You can also find a massage therapist through a physical therapy practice.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 04:00 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (SkHxD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (RaS4m)
Wait, I thought Moby Dick ate the strawberries? Who ate the strawberries?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (MK9cc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (RaS4m)
Yuengling is really one of only a very few traditional American beers that I can drink with any enjoyment. Of course, this means someone will inevitably buy them out and ruin the product.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (noWW6)
Sure if that's what you want to call it. Be sure and wear your "Rain Coat".
;-)
Posted by: Paladin at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (mCOPv)
then you get wrapped up in a towel, eat a steak and smoke a cigar.
Not my idea of excitement at the time.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (C6xeQ)
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Doesn't really seem to be the time for a steak.
(Or is that a euphemism?)
Posted by: RioBravo at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (NUqwG)
They sell them at every pharmacy now. A small electrical unit with electrodes you place around whatever ails you. It feels weird at first but pretty soon you can jack up the power and relax into it. It does a terrific job knocking down the pain.
Get a pro TENS unit and you can use it as a taser.
Professional units will literally tie you in a knot.
Weirdest thing? It's like eating sour patch kids candy.
You keep going back to it no matter what.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 26, 2016 04:02 PM (T/cxb)
then you get wrapped up in a towel, eat a steak and smoke a cigar.
Not my idea of excitement at the time.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (C6xeQ)
---------------------------
Doesn't really seem to be the time for a steak.
(Or is that a euphemism?)
Tube steaks in abundance.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 04:02 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: torquewrench
They produce a great porter.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 26, 2016 04:03 PM (326rv)
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 03:58 PM (C6xeQ)
Steamed steak not to your liking ? I kid, I kid
Posted by: runner at August 26, 2016 04:03 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 26, 2016 04:03 PM (6Ll1u)
Worst.Idea.Ever.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 04:04 PM (j8aRL)
I don't care who owns whom*. Yuengling tastes good and Bud doesn't.
*my caveat to that is that the Bud-Belgians bought Rolling Rock but just make it in the same piss still as Bush; no more glass lined tracks in Old Latrobe.
And that's wrong. And also it doesn't taste good any more.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2016 03:56 PM (mgbwf)
I heard they ruined Rolling Rock.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 04:04 PM (dKiJG)
I so love a story with a happy ending!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 04:04 PM (Cd8NC)
Winona.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 26, 2016 04:02 PM (T/cxb)
Damn right she did! That was an epic date with the chocolate and strawberries by candlelight. The beets and caramel left stains that we didn't see until morning.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 26, 2016 04:04 PM (MK9cc)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 26, 2016 04:05 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 26, 2016 04:03 PM (6Ll1u)
I forget, are we still allowed to enjoy those "happy" endings? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 04:05 PM (kXoT0)
Sounds like an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
Posted by: wth at August 26, 2016 04:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2016 04:05 PM (2mC6G)
As for the Trump staffer stuff, it's a war. We've been at war with the Left for years. Only now it's out in the open. Hate 'em back, fight fire with fire.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 26, 2016 04:06 PM (6Rgp9)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 04:06 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (RaS4m)
When I had problems with back it was great.Wife would hear me making grunts and groans in next room and ask what I was doing. 'Backgasm' was my reply.
Really worthwhile for so few dollars. The chiro had some expensive machine with rollers but it didn't compare to just stretching the spine back at an unnatural angle and rolling back and forth.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (ZFUt7)
Hell, I am old enough to remember when Nancy Reagan's astrologer was the True President.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
How about Woodrow Wilson's wife?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (IqV8l)
She read his book that magnificent bastard!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (c0/+W)
"Mr. Gattine, this is Gov. Paul Richard LePage. I would like to talk to you about your comments about my being a racist, you c***sucker," he said. "I want to talk to you. I want you to prove that I'm a racist. I've spent my life helping black people and you little son of a bitch, socialist c***sucker. You ... need you to, just friggin'. I want you to record this and make it public because I am after you. Thank you."
Is it too late to write in LePage?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 04:08 PM (0G2eQ)
Yuengling is really one of only a very few traditional American beers that I can drink with any enjoyment. Of course, this means someone will inevitably buy them out and ruin the product.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 04:01 PM (noWW6)
Family Owned and operated, I know they took 30% market share away from Budweiser in Ohio and they flew in a shitload of people to Ohio to find out WTF happened.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 04:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 26, 2016 04:06 PM (6Rgp9)
Yeah, and given all the damage that these consultants have done to the political process, I am kind of enjoying this. They've loved being the un-elected, invisible, and uncontrolled ones shaping the narrative while the candidate or elected official takes all the fire.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 04:09 PM (kXoT0)
I would practically scream when I first started rolling my IT bands and hips, but as I stuck with it I was able to get them seriously softened up and the results have been very positive.
But it does suck at the start.
Posted by: H Badger at August 26, 2016 04:09 PM (n/0Nw)
You heard correctly.
Also, they print the "from the glass-lined tanks of Old Latrobe"* thing on the bottles as a "tribute" to its origins, but that's just shabby marketing.
*there are 33 words in the original. There was also a winning pony who wore #33. Also prohibition was repealed in '33. There are more than 33 theories about what the number 33 meant on the Rolling Rock bottle but they don't matter anymore because Rolling Rock is DEAD DEAD DEAD and those fucking Bud-Belgians are just fucking with us.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2016 04:09 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 26, 2016 04:10 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2016 04:10 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (IqV8l)
Nope, I am not that old.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 04:10 PM (kXoT0)
Sounds like an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
Posted by: wth
------------------
Did you know that Starsky directed The Running Man?
*news you can't use!*
Posted by: Chi at August 26, 2016 04:10 PM (yrZFq)
==========================
Yep lotta good beer now.
Couple years back I started brewing my own.
I have couple cases bottled drinking now that are basically mead. Seriously, Thor himself would pass out after 4. I only drink one.
To get that much alcohol in a beer you have to cheat a bit. In addition to a big grain bill (term of art) I added - honey, maple syrup, Belgian candy surgar. Pitched two different kinds of yeast, because when the alcohol content gets over 9% or so, it kills your typical beer yeasts and you don't get as much alcohol yield. There are other yeasts that can survive in higher alcohol solutions. Wine yeasts obviously, but also strains intended for high specific gravity brews.
Odd thing is that it doesn't seem like it has a lot of alcohol when you taste it because of the way I handled the "mash".
The first inkling you have that you are toasted is you notice your face is numb. Then you get up to pee and fall down.
Technically I think it would be classified as barely wine bc it about 14%.
Actual mead I think is like 20% but I haven't tried to make any for reals.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 04:10 PM (C6xeQ)
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I've heard the taint bone is connected to the neck bone but 'taint necessarily so.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 26, 2016 04:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 04:06 PM (0G2eQ)
No you have it all wrong. Moby Dick, written by Gregory Peck, starred Ishmael, played by Ben Kingsley, not really an Arab Arab, but close enough.
Queequeg is actually Dwayne Johnson, with temp tattoos.
And he's close enough, for Lions Gate. The animated Moby Dick is better, from Pixar, it has spunky girls as the whaling crew.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2016 04:11 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 26, 2016 04:07 PM (c0/+W)
NO, she had someone read the book FOR her.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 26, 2016 04:11 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 04:09 PM (dKiJG) "
They did a good job advertising "Yuengling Day," and a lot of Ohioans already had experience drinking it since it's a PA-made beer. But it was nice to finally be able to buy it in-state.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 26, 2016 04:12 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Kevin at August 26, 2016 04:12 PM (Y5d57)
Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2016 04:12 PM (2mC6G)
the bullet deflected off his badge? They chased him for a hundred miles
on a high speed freeway pursuit and the criminal died in a crash when
his car exploded in fire"
Meanwhile, in a Studio City conference room:
"This is a great first draft. Now if you can work in a tyrannosaurus and a chick with huge bazongas, I can get you greenlit for a production start next week."
There's a reason Hollyweird is where it is. Easy material.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 26, 2016 04:12 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 26, 2016 04:13 PM (Kucy5)
I kept waiting for the Cleveland Steamer to show.
Posted by: BignJames at August 26, 2016 04:14 PM (9Kdhp)
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I didn't see that (too busy working on my purse, I guess) but if whoever asked that is still around, here's what I do.
Wash and dry the basil, then throw it all in a blender or food processor with some olive oil, and whirl away. You want to make sure there's enough olive oil to make a sort of paste, but it should be mostly basil.
Then either freeze it in ice cube trays, or you can freeze it flat in a ziplock bag and just break off what you need.
I do this at the end of the season and throw it in when I make spaghetti sauce or tomato soup, and it tastes just like summer.
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 04:15 PM (805dc)
==========================
Yep lotta good beer now.
Couple years back I started brewing my own.
I have couple cases bottled drinking now that are basically mead. Seriously, Thor himself would pass out after 4. I only drink one.
To get that much alcohol in a beer you have to cheat a bit. In addition to a big grain bill (term of art) I added - honey, maple syrup, Belgian candy surgar. Pitched two different kinds of yeast, because when the alcohol content gets over 9% or so, it kills your typical beer yeasts and you don't get as much alcohol yield. There are other yeasts that can survive in higher alcohol solutions. Wine yeasts obviously, but also strains intended for high specific gravity brews.
Odd thing is that it doesn't seem like it has a lot of alcohol when you taste it because of the way I handled the "mash".
The first inkling you have that you are toasted is you notice your face is numb. Then you get up to pee and fall down.
Technically I think it would be classified as barely wine bc it about 14%.
Actual mead I think is like 20% but I haven't tried to make any for reals.
Posted by: simplemind at August 26, 2016 04:10 PM (C6xeQ)
I had Santa Clause Beer once the highest % alcohol per volume, it was like cough syrup.
I hope to learn to brew my own beer, I saw how the machines are getting easier to use.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2016 04:15 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 04:16 PM (805dc)
Worst.Idea.Ever.
Posted by: Pepe at August 26, 2016 04:04 PM (j8aRL)
News you can use! Thanks for taking one for the team.
Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 26, 2016 04:17 PM (qYn5G)
Winona.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 26, 2016 04:02 PM (T/cxb)
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Moby was a dick, but he only copied the key to the pantry. See, Queeg knew that somebody had made a copy of the key.
Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2016 04:17 PM (2mC6G)
Oh good, Tami, glad you saw it then. I don't even know if you were
looking for a way to dry it, or "fresh freeze" it. But this works if
you're after the taste of fresh basil.
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 04:16 PM (805dc)
What you posted was exactly what I was looking for. I have a ton of it outside...didn't want it to go to waste.
Posted by: Tami at August 26, 2016 04:19 PM (Enq6K)
Oh, that sounds brilliant.
A lot of what makes real Italian food is stuff canned in olive oil, but that's all from the pre-refrigeration traditions. Frozen basil mush sounds like a really good idea.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2016 04:20 PM (mgbwf)
I so love a story with a happy ending!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2016 04:04 PM (Cd8NC)
Yeah it nearly knocked Poncherello off his bike and made him late for his date!
Posted by: Randy Magnum at August 26, 2016 04:21 PM (qYn5G)
Buy Starting Strength 3rd edition by Mark Rippetoe.
This was mentioned earlier in the comments. It will be the best money you'll spend regarding exercise science.
If there is a Starting Strength coach near by, go and see them to get your shit sorted out.
Seriously, the program is legit, and Mark's a moron's moron - can there be any higher praise.
Posted by: browndog at August 26, 2016 04:22 PM (ccfl2)
Uh, no, but it is better than putting foreign objects in orifices, I guess.
Just - no.
Posted by: tubal at August 26, 2016 04:23 PM (d6TTt)
Man, have you got some surprises coming.
Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 26, 2016 04:23 PM (kzG+k)
A lot of what makes real Italian food is stuff canned in olive oil, but that's all from the pre-refrigeration traditions. Frozen basil mush sounds like a really good idea.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 26, 2016 04:20 PM (mgbwf)
----------------
It is brilliant. I wish I could say I thought of it myself, but I read it somewhere and started doing it a couple of years ago. It really works great.
Posted by: bluebell at August 26, 2016 04:28 PM (805dc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN6HAheRHYQ
Posted by: Mark Armstrong at August 26, 2016 04:33 PM (XxrRS)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 04:34 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dKiJG)
Machines?.....If you can boil water, you can brew beer.
Posted by: BignJames at August 26, 2016 04:35 PM (9Kdhp)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 26, 2016 04:36 PM (CZCmp)
Been searching, but I forget how to Bingle search the comments...
Posted by: Chi at August 26, 2016 03:21 PM (yrZFq)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/223390.php
Found by typing:
ace.mu.nu:knut
and reading top google hits.
Posted by: m at August 26, 2016 04:36 PM (gfJWV)
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2016 04:37 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Bobbymike at August 26, 2016 04:45 PM (cIsB2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)
LOL!
Posted by: m at August 26, 2016 04:53 PM (gfJWV)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 26, 2016 04:04 PM (dKiJG)"
rolling rock is made in Newark now.
I think Sam Adams contract brewed there for a while, and now they are making red stripe and guiness blonde at the old latrobe brewery
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 26, 2016 04:57 PM (Uy8SG)
Operation Pipewrench. DL was a prophet without honor.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 26, 2016 05:16 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 26, 2016 05:19 PM (Kucy5)
Me, I deadlift every other workout (MWF), but I finish with only one set of five.
Squat three times a week, finish with 3 sets of five.
Can't do that with the deadlift though...
__________
Taco, I deadlift or do squats once a week. I do between 6 and 8 sets, with 5 to 10 reps each. But sometimes I max out with 1 or 2 reps early in the workout (never max late in the workout, it risks injury). I usually go pretty heavy.
Posted by: Brisco_County at August 26, 2016 06:00 PM (cxM9c)
Posted by: Alana at August 26, 2016 06:00 PM (UBltV)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 26, 2016 06:28 PM (luTBU)
And try untrasound on the back. It's worth about ten massages. The chiro can do it.
Posted by: PJ at August 26, 2016 07:13 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 26, 2016 07:15 PM (7ypAR)
If your symptoms don't go away, GO TO THE ER.
Posted by: jnials at August 26, 2016 07:47 PM (nwM92)
Posted by: GrimmCreeper at August 26, 2016 08:42 PM (CDuxz)
A lifetime of sitting on your ass is the problem. The modern GOP. Fat basement dwelling geeks.
Posted by: Fat fuck Ace at August 27, 2016 02:17 AM (KFDuV)
If you ever want to chat about back injuries or anything like that I'd be happy to talk to you because your blog is awesome. It's a daily bookmark. I've been reading Instapundit since it launched and littlegreenfootballs before Charles lost his mind (he even banned me personally). Similarly I've read most or all of what you've put out since probably 10 years ago. I don't heap admiration your way to be a fanboy, just in hope you'll actually holler at me if you want a second opinion or to ask questions. I really did just drink a few beers and I'm feeling good vibes.
I used my spam folder email address above. I don't use my real email much on the internet lest it end up in a spam list. If you email me using rromano.register@gmail.com I WILL see it before I delete it, it may just take a few days for me to get back to you. But please feel free, in fact feel obligated, to ask me about anything.
Oh, and I just started building my own squat rack. So that's cool of me too, right? And I read Rippetoe's Starting Strength.
To any commenters above being snarky about chiropractic: don't hate, just research spinal biomechanics and reflex control of the spine and then tell me chiropractic is bullsh*t. Go ahead...I'll wait.
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Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)