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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Hillary to Be Questioned in Lawsuit About Who Created Private Server, and Why -- Under OathMs. Clinton does not like answering questions of any sort, and she especially loathes answering questions under oath. Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch, told the Washington Examiner that his group is preparing a set of written questions for Clinton as part of the Freedom of Information Act lawsuit that has already extracted hundreds of documents from the State Department. Fitton said the questionnaire, which Clinton will be forced to complete within 30 days of receipt, will drill down on the Democratic nominee's shifting stories about why she relied on an unauthorized email network.I'm sure she'll have New Answers that will be Totally Believable. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 24, 2016 04:45 PM (qlpyb) 2
Holy shit, my first First.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 24, 2016 04:46 PM (qlpyb) 3
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: HRC at August 24, 2016 04:47 PM (QAOZh) 4
Judicial Watch has been working diligently on this. Bless their hearts.
As noted above, it's not like the perjury is going to matter. Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 04:48 PM (mf5HN) 5
What a crock. Delay delay delay, why are we still talking about this old news? Delay, witch hunt. Obvious lies exposed and reported on page 42 or by sexists only.
There, I just summed up the next 4 years of this for you. Posted by: major major major major at August 24, 2016 04:50 PM (lYbF1) 6
it is good, still half a victory. her answers will be crafted by her lawyers and in legal speak, that will say nothing.
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2016 04:50 PM (c6/9Q) 7
*hic*
*shart* Posted by: Hillary! Clinton at August 24, 2016 04:52 PM (sJuKe) 8
It appears that a firm majority of Americans don't care about such things as ethics, honesty, and respect for the law. Political correctness is our national morality now.
That's why I think red state secession is an idea whose time has come. Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 24, 2016 04:52 PM (in4Fg) 9
Fitton said the questionnaire, which Clinton will be forced to complete within 30 days of receipt, will drill down on the Democratic nominee's shifting stories about why she relied on an unauthorized email network.
---------- "Forced"? And if she doesn't? Not like anyone can make her. Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 04:52 PM (7HtZB) 10
Ace, this is appearing below the earthquake post.
And I'm sure Hillary will explain that it depends on what the meaning of the word "created" means. Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 04:53 PM (z/Ubi) 11
1st question - yes /no : do you have Alzheimer ?
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2016 04:55 PM (c6/9Q) 12
This post comes pre-stomped for your convenience.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 24, 2016 04:55 PM (tEaj7) 13
"Forced"? And if she doesn't? Not like anyone can make her.
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 04:52 PM (7HtZB) Actually, if she refuses to do so, I'm relatively certain this judge would throw her ass in jail for contempt. Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 04:55 PM (mf5HN) 14
I set up a server that to my understanding would be preserved as a public record to the best of my understanding as a non-technical person. My technical advisors informed me that all communications would be preserved for later review, which was undertaken to the best of my ability, to preserve as public records all work related matters. Therefore, to my understanding the server located at my Chappaqua home was not a "private" server according to the common meaning of the term. My understanding of the purpose to be served by that arrangement included greater ability of my technical staff to respond to any technical problems, as well as maintaining a separation between purely personal matters and matters of public record.
And yada yada. And we can litigate my response until the end of time. Fek off. Respectfully submitted, Hillary Posted by: Her Thighness at August 24, 2016 04:57 PM (c0/+W) 15
When I saw this it made me feel bad about ignoring Judicial Watch's long, rambling junk mails asking for money.
I am looking forward to seeing what they ask and how. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 24, 2016 05:01 PM (z/ZsK) 16
You really think that deadlines mean anything to Hillary??? LMAO!!!
Posted by: Locke Common at August 24, 2016 05:03 PM (I6Am+) 17
Anything other than "I did it to skirt existing security policies and to conceal my unethical self-serving behavior," is a fucking bare-assed lie.
Bitch belongs in a prison cell. Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2016 05:06 PM (HVQlX) 18
I'm guessing she will receive these questions 29 days before the election.
Posted by: irright at August 24, 2016 05:13 PM (pMGkg) 19
Written questions not quite as good as grilling her in person.
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 05:13 PM (fA75F) 20
It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is... I can parse and deflect faster than bill can get the panties off a drunk 11-year old... Posted by: Hitlery at August 24, 2016 05:13 PM (qul7b) 21
There is no way she will "answer" any questions, until after there is a contempt hearing.
Just like Bill. Even then, it will depend on the meaning of what 'is' is. . . And it will not matter in the end. Yes that is the sound of her cackle . . . Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:14 PM (xVRrG) 22
Might as well create a macro that auto-populates every question with "I do not recall."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 05:14 PM (NOIQH) 23
"Drill down." I came across a handy site a while back--the Wall Street Journal has a buzzword generator that sounds exactly like the big bosses at my work.
projects.wsj.com/buzzwords2014/ Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:14 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2016 05:15 PM (IqV8l) 25
My sense is that we don't think enough about how we collective yet unwittingly force posters to run memes completely through the earth's crust and out the other side.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 05:15 PM (0G1TT) 26
Or maybe, "On advice from my counsel, I will not answer this question."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 05:15 PM (NOIQH) 27
Under oath? Like, the oath will be above me?
Posted by: Hillary(!) at August 24, 2016 05:16 PM (VAsIq) 28
I predict the reemergence of the Vincent Gigante "I'm mentally unwell" defense. Hell, she's already walking around in a bathrobe.
Scooo-ze? Me no speaka da English so good. Posted by: pep at August 24, 2016 05:16 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:16 PM (xVRrG) 30
THEN WHO WAS SERVER?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:16 PM (VAsIq) 31
At this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 05:17 PM (Fmupd) Posted by: Hank Hill at August 24, 2016 05:17 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 24, 2016 05:18 PM (evdj2) 34
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Written questions not quite as good as grilling her in person. Posted by: steevy Not as good as poking her with a sharp stick either, but it's better than nothing. Posted by: pep at August 24, 2016 05:18 PM (LAe3v) 35
I believe Hillary when she says she can't recall things. She's old, and has brain damage.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:19 PM (VAsIq) 36
Nothing will come of this, at all, ever. Remember that JW is part of the VRWC that's been gunning for Her Heinous for the last 20 years. Even if something criminal was revealed the MFM will stomp it faster than you could say Jack Robinson.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 24, 2016 05:19 PM (9iR5/) 37
We know she's guilty, and we STILL DON'T CARE.
Posted by: 52% of the electorate at August 24, 2016 05:20 PM (VAsIq) 38
Not as good as draggin her behind a pickup truck down a gravel road for 15 miles, but its better than nothing.
(this is a fun game) Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:20 PM (C6xeQ) 39
While it is a shame they can't depose her in person, having her write responses (well, some aid she dictates to will write/type them) and *sign it* is not such a small thing for a Clinton.
Recall that Hillary never signed the statement re: that she understood classified documents handling and that she agreed turn over everything the day she left State. It will be hard to deny that someone "misheard" or "Misrepresented" her statements if provided in writing/paper record and signed. Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 05:20 PM (NOIQH) 40
Not as good as poking her with a sharp stick either, but it's better than nothing.
Posted by: pep Actually, pretty much anything is better than poking Hillary. Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2016 05:20 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: johnd01 at August 24, 2016 05:21 PM (ukNFU) 42
deposition on written questions is rarely used because the answers are written by her team of lawyers, and will be as uninformative and as bullet proof as a tank.
Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:22 PM (C6xeQ) 43
Murder Squad on Standby, Mrs. Clinton.
Posted by: Clinton Commando Command at August 24, 2016 05:22 PM (iLoHX) 44
#dicksoutforhillary Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:22 PM (Vt44x) 45
>>Not as good as poking her with a sharp stick either, but it's better than nothing.
Not as good as waterboarding her to get a straight answer, either. Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 05:22 PM (NOIQH) 46
A "lawsuit"? Like, a three-piece my husband used to wear (before he was disbarred)?
Posted by: Hillary(!) at August 24, 2016 05:22 PM (VAsIq) 47
There are few things better in life than poking an enemy with a sharp stick.
Posted by: Vlad Tepes at August 24, 2016 05:22 PM (evdj2) 48
We prefer boiled.
Posted by: pygmy cannibals at August 24, 2016 05:22 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Billy Occam at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (/542q) 50
I expect to hear a bunch of "I don't recall" and "It was my dispensable underlings who did that" in her testimony, in between her coughing jags.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (4e+hS) 51
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deposition on written questions is rarely used because the answers are written by her team of lawyers, and will be as uninformative and as bullet proof as a tank. The qualifications and equivocations will be epic. They'll pretend that they didn't understand the questions, which will require a round 2 and more time, ad infinitum. Posted by: pep at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (LAe3v) 52
*head combobulations*
*cackle* "Hillary is no longer here. I'm Azetoth, Duke of the Seventh level of Hell. Tread carefully with your questions, meat sack." Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (4ErVI) 53
Colin Powell said it was ok.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (QM5S2) 54
>>There are few things better in life than poking an enemy with a sharp stick.
Might want to ask Leo about what kind of poking is better. Posted by: The Bear at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (NOIQH) 55
There are few things better in life than poking an enemy with a sharp stick.
==================== none of that "wind in my hair" BS for you eh Vladi? Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (C6xeQ) 56
She'll have Sid Blumenthal fill it out for her.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2016 05:23 PM (iLoHX) 57
Oaths are for oafs.
Posted by: Queen Hillary! at August 24, 2016 05:24 PM (+RF8x) 58
I'm sure she'll have New Answers that will be Totally Believable.
............. It was Colin Powell !!! Posted by: wth at August 24, 2016 05:25 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Hitlery at August 24, 2016 05:25 PM (qul7b) 60
Not to take anything away from Ace's revenue stream, but Judicial Watch is an organization you can donate to through the Amazon Smile start page. Just an FYI.
Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at August 24, 2016 05:25 PM (ED4Lt) Posted by: I hope I didn't inadverdently work OT at August 24, 2016 05:25 PM (2WoCi) 62
i'll bet she is shaking in her depends. and, laughing her fat ass off. this is old news and shit. vast right wing conspiracy and all.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 05:25 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 24, 2016 05:26 PM (VAsIq) 64
Sound. Fury. Signifying nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 05:26 PM (0mRoj) 65
Lets see..... I think there will be whole lot of "i do not recall" in those "answers."
Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:26 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2016 05:26 PM (4ErVI) 67
Press conference!
Just kidding. Posted by: MSM at August 24, 2016 05:26 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2016 05:26 PM (ODxAs) 69
Hillary's answers to every question:
As I've said before I gave everything I was asked for that I was aware of . As I've said before, I did not believe I had sent or received any documents marked classified. As I've said before, I set up a private server to separate my work and personal correspondence like my predecessors before me. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 05:27 PM (YYoIi) 70
Seriously. She's not even in it for the fame, or the money anymore.
She's in it for the revenge. Its not going to be pretty. Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:27 PM (C6xeQ) 71
Judicial Watch and whoever is doing the hacking of these criminals is doing the Lord's work.
I want RICO. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 05:27 PM (89T5c) Posted by: Hillary(!) at August 24, 2016 05:27 PM (VAsIq) 73
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at August 24, 2016 05:27 PM (uPt3V) 74
Seriously though how many fucking times has this old crone been hauled in before some committee, legal body, investigators, etc.?
Mafia members weren't brought in this much for questioning. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (4ErVI) 75
Gurt!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: pep at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (LAe3v) 77
No follow up questions, though. So this is a win for her.
I expect most questions to be a variation on: I don't recall. I have no recollection of that. Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (0cMkb) 78
Although, on second thought, since this is part of a lawsuit, Judicial Watch can actually bring some degree of pressure to bear to get legitimate answers, and will be motivated to do so unlike those slugs in Congress and the corrupt motherfuckers in the DOJ.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (0mRoj) 79
Hillary is being tried in the court of public opinion. She can lose.
If she's too flip in answering here, it'll get attention. Hillary has a big exposure. Lots that can still happen. At least some in MSM have to care about their credibility, and can turn on her. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (r1fLd) 80
As sure as Hillary wears a Maoist kurta with a built-in colostomy bag, she will deny ever seeing a questionnaire that didn't come from Bosnian orphans who were victims of sniper fire.
Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (HVQlX) 81
Honestly. If she were answering these questions without lawyers having the final say. ALL of her answers would be: GFY
Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:29 PM (C6xeQ) 82
If nothing else, this continues to be a nuisance for Hillary.
She got past the FBI but Judicial Watch just keeps hammering away - and the judge has no patience for her (and State's) continued evasions and foot-dragging. Also keeps it in the news, even if it's just conservative news. Which reminds me, did you see that Hills sent out a fundraiser letter in which a campaign chairwomen announced that the *must* destroy Breitbart? That's not unsettling at all. /sarc Posted by: The Bear at August 24, 2016 05:29 PM (NOIQH) 83
You know she's going to wipe her ass with these documents, right? Wear gloves, Judicial Watch!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:29 PM (VAsIq) 84
I'm sure Judicial Watch has some pretty interesting questions for the old hag and I bet there are plenty "trick" questions that might be able to trap her... They are pretty darn smart...
Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:29 PM (O2RFr) 85
All racists will officially transform into sexists next year.
Posted by: wth at August 24, 2016 05:29 PM (HgMAr) 86
At least some in MSM have to care about their credibility, and can turn on her.
Argument by assertion. Posted by: pep at August 24, 2016 05:29 PM (LAe3v) 87
ugh.
I expect most I don't recall. I have no recollection of that. Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2016 05:29 PM (0cMkb) 88
Lots of "I don't recall" and "to the best of my understanding" and Judicial Watch will end up with a whole lot of nothing.
Empress Hillary is above the law, as we have already seen, countless times, over the past three decades. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (NnYnv) 89
Its not going to be pretty.
Fantastic. Let's get her sworn in and let the games begin. I don't fear a damn thing from a Hillary Clinton presidency. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (qoKAm) 90
d by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2016 05:28 PM (4ErVI)
This would only be the third time and all by different entities. Not a lot. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (YYoIi) 91
Is describing all of this as "kabuki theater" an appropriate use of the phrase? Or would "circle jerk" be better?
Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (d6TTt) 92
I want RICO.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 05:27 PM (89T5c) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04 Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (7HtZB) 93
I'd like to hear from a certain Mary Cloggenstein before I know how I feel about this....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:31 PM (VAsIq) 94
88 Lots of "I don't recall" and "to the best of my understanding" and Judicial Watch will end up with a whole lot of nothing.
Empress Hillary is above the law, as we have already seen, countless times, over the past three decades. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (NnYnv) Except if all her answers are bullshit, and Judicial Watch can show the judge they're bullshit, they can get the judge to compel her to provide better answers under penalty of sanctions. It may not be a lot, but it's something. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 05:31 PM (0mRoj) 95
I'm sure Judicial Watch has some pretty interesting questions for the old hag and I bet there are plenty "trick" questions that might be able to trap her... They are pretty darn smart...
============================ Please disabuse yourself that Hillary will be answering these questions on her own brain damaged self. Her own pretty darn smart lawyers will be objecting, obfuscating, delaying and dismembering the English language on her behalf. Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:31 PM (C6xeQ) Posted by: pep at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (LAe3v) 97
"At least some in MSM have to care about their credibility, and can turn on her.
Argument by assertion." I'd bet that Chris Matthews for one won't go down on a sinking ship. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (r1fLd) 98
" Hillary is being tried in the court of public opinion. She can lose.
If she's too flip in answering here, it'll get attention" Let's ask David Axlerod how he feels about her flippancy. http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=291254 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (ptqRm) 99
91 Is describing all of this as "kabuki theater" an appropriate use of the phrase? Or would "circle jerk" be better?
Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (d6TTt) No, because Judicial Watch is not out to paper this over like the DOJ. They're legitimately going after her. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (Vt44x) 101
Please disabuse yourself that Hillary will be answering these questions on her own brain damaged self. Her own pretty darn smart lawyers will be objecting, obfuscating, delaying and dismembering the English language on her behalf.
Yep. It won't even be recognizable as English. Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (evdj2) 102
Judicial Watch and anyone even remotely associated with it is going to get persecuted by the IRS from now until the end of time. No matter who wins in November. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 05:33 PM (9P3OG) 103
I'd bet that Chris Matthews for one won't go down on a sinking ship.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (r1fLd) Not even with all the seamen? Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 05:33 PM (0mRoj) 104
I'd bet that Chris Matthews for one won't go down on a sinking ship.
Posted by: Ignoramus I'd go down on anything. Posted by: Shep Smith at August 24, 2016 05:33 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (Vt44x) 106
Except if all her answers are bullshit, and Judicial Watch can show the judge they're bullshit, they can get the judge to compel her to provide better answers under penalty of sanctions. It may not be a lot, but it's something.
================== Like with Bill. There will be eventually a contempt order. The answers will still depend upon what the meaning of 'is' is. He did get disbarred. But he was never going to practice law anyway. He was always going CGI post presidency. Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (C6xeQ) Posted by: Shep Smith at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (ptqRm) 109
Judicial Watch could frame several questions along the lines of "you said X" but then "you said Y." Were you lying when you said X or when you said Y?
They could also get into questions about the "air gap." Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (r1fLd) 110
My farts smell like turnips and Old Spice
Posted by: Shmillary at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (8ikIW) 111
>>>91 Is describing all of this as "kabuki theater" an appropriate use of the phrase? Or would "circle jerk" be better?
Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2016 05:30 PM (d6TTt) At least you get to ejaculate in a circle jerk. I think this is "bukkake theater", except we're lying on the floor with the scuba mask on. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 05:35 PM (0G1TT) 112
Judicial Watch has food tasters on the payroll
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 05:35 PM (89T5c) Posted by: Shep Smith at August 24, 2016 05:35 PM (VAsIq) 114
And she will suddenly come down with laryngitis the night before the debate too.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2016 05:35 PM (awiq/) 115
Ace, have you considered contacting JW re
Trump? Think of the damage you could do! What? Oh yeah . . . I forgot. They're partisan. I hate that. Posted by: norma mailer at August 24, 2016 05:36 PM (QKP3Q) 116
They could also get into questions about the "air gap."
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (r1fLd) See!!!!???!!! Typical RWNJ misogynistic patriarchy! Posted by: Your Betters In The MSM at August 24, 2016 05:36 PM (GUBah) Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 24, 2016 05:36 PM (wrS2o) 118
And she will suddenly come down with laryngitis the night before the debate too.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby That's my fault. See, my penis is crooked--did something to her throat. Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2016 05:36 PM (VAsIq) 119
Prager was pointing out how conservatives have to defend themselves for saying they will vote for Trump but not one leftist has ever had defend voting for the corrupt Hillary.
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 05:36 PM (0G2eQ) 120
They could also get into questions about the "air gap."
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (r1fLd) ---------- Considering it's the Hildebeast, I don't want to know what that is. Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 05:36 PM (Fmupd) 121
Like it matters if it's under oath. The Beast would lie to God
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 05:36 PM (493sH) 122
114 And she will suddenly come down with laryngitis the night before the debate too.
She's just gonna lay low and go to a bunch of fund raisers where they prop her up for a couple minutes to rattle nonsense......She's gonna coast to the Presidency... Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (O2RFr) 123
Before the questionnaire was released, Hillary had her people go out and disappear everybody named Nico Toscani and everybody who vaguely resembles Steven Seagal.
Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (HVQlX) 124
Judicial Watch could frame several questions along the lines of "you said X" but then "you said Y." Were you lying when you said X or when you said Y?
They could also get into questions about the "air gap." Posted by: Ignoramus _________ I see what you did there. Well played. Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (C6xeQ) 125
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (r1fLd)
It will become a pissing contest since Hillary will continually answer with Z. The Judge is going to be the key. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (YYoIi) 126
Does the "I don't recall" defense work any more? Can't Trump just say, See? She's old and confused.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (pZEKq) Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (Vt44x) 128
So, if they are still preparing questions, and it's now roughly the beginning of September, and then her lawyers get the 30 questions, and they wait until the end of 30 days to respond by saying they need clarification, and time to respond, and, and, and ----
I think it won't happen before an election. Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (d6TTt) 129
I woke up this morning with the strong feeling that Clinton will win the election and with a resignation to the inevitable.
I think that my resignation to this notion has made me feel better. It's kind of like knowing that I'm being executed tomorrow morning and that I've run out of appeals. The next 4 or 8 years will be Hell and it won't get much, if any, better after she leaves office. Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (nvMvs) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (qCMvj) 131
but not one leftist has ever had defend voting for the corrupt Hillary.
Posted by: Skip My sister has posted a meme about how Shillary has been investigated thousands of times and nobody can find any wrong doing...blah blah blah Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (8ikIW) 132
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J.J., did you hear Stephen Hill (Mission Impossible 1st season, Law & Order) is mort? Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:34 PM (Vt44x) Yes. I thought he died a long time ago already. RIP. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (9P3OG) 133
The Judge is going to be the key.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck I hope they don't get that Mexican judge! Bad! Posted by: Trump at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (VAsIq) 134
Hillary thinks she's Cersei Lannister. She'll do anything to be Queen.
Yup, she's gonna crawl to the finish line... Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (O2RFr) 135
This is where Hillary Clinton reassures us that 10% of the Bill of Rights is important to her.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (EUDLj) 136
Hillary Clinton is +17 in Georgia.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (Vt44x) **** No, it's 27. If you're going to go, go for the bigly lie. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (KcI5m) 137
I'm certain the truth to her is watever she says it is.
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (0G2eQ) 138
It will become a pissing contest since Hillary will continually answer with Z. The Judge is going to be the key.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (YYoIi) ^This. Hopefully the judge on this case is one that doesn't put up with evasion. They do still exist and when you piss them off they can and do whack the offending party pretty good. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (0mRoj) 139
Season 7 of Game Of Thrones is gonna be all about the women, except for Jon Snow (who knows nothing). Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (Vt44x) 140
Fitton said the questionnaire, which Clinton will be forced to complete within 30 days of receipt,
.............. All done by email, right? Posted by: wth at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (HgMAr) 141
I'm still waiting for us to hit bottom. I believe Fitton could come to a horrible end, and Hillary would still have supporters that could rationalize away any means to power that she uses.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (+wjl1) 142
Season 7 of Game Of Thrones is gonna be all about the women, except for Jon Snow (who knows nothing).
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (Vt44x) who does weird car commercials Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (qCMvj) 143
I want RICO on the Clintons AND George Soros. That Nazi is seriously corrupting/destroying us from within. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (9P3OG) 144
136 Hillary Clinton is +17 in Georgia.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:32 PM (Vt44x) A hit and run troll? Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (O2RFr) 145
It's going to be a bitch parsing all those lies into a single document.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (G2Sc9) 146
Hillary just won New Hampshire. By, like, 30 points. Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (Vt44x) 147
114 And she will suddenly come down with laryngitis the night before the debate too.
She's just gonna lay low and go to a bunch of fund raisers where they prop her up for a couple minutes to rattle nonsense......She's gonna coast to the Presidency... These assholes have the MSM do all the dirty work for them. Barry did the same thing in 2012. Limited debates and no press conferences. Bitch is gonna ride out the clock. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 05:40 PM (89T5c) 148
Hillary just won Texas by 50 points.
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 05:40 PM (Fmupd) 149
Hillary just won...my heart.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:41 PM (VAsIq) 150
Hillary is so far ahead in the polls that she's been proclaimed to have actually won in 2008 and 2012. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 05:41 PM (9P3OG) 151
(I threw up in my mouth a little)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:41 PM (VAsIq) 152
Hillary just conquered Mars. It's over for Trump, folks. Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:41 PM (Vt44x) 153
Hillary just won New Hampshire. By, like, 30 points.>>>
They take the phrase "Vote early Vote often" seriously in New Hampshire. Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 24, 2016 05:41 PM (wrS2o) 154
Poll shows Hillary up in Ohio 30 points. Same Poll shows she would have lost to Kasich.
(Checks cross tabs - they only polled average Joe) Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:42 PM (C6xeQ) 155
I want RICO on the Clintons AND George Soros. That Nazi is seriously corrupting/destroying us from within.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 05:39 PM (9P3OG) One RICO case would probably get them all. Very incestuous. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 05:42 PM (89T5c) 156
"Hillary just won New Hampshire. By, like, 30 points."
Bullshit.... New Hampshire votes next week. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 05:42 PM (ptqRm) 157
Wow, we're doomed... Hillary leads in Alabama by 110 points!!
Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:42 PM (O2RFr) 158
Hillary just conquered Mars. It's over for Trump, folks.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's Ack. Ack. Ack-ack-ack. Ack. Posted by: Martians at August 24, 2016 05:42 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 05:43 PM (EUDLj) 160
Of course she is running out the clock. The plan all along. She wins by not engaging. No way she is going to mix it up, or be grilled by anyone.
Courts, schmorts. She's covered. Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2016 05:43 PM (d6TTt) 161
i just heard hillary is up 150 in wisconsin. suck it trump.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 05:43 PM (KP5rU) 162
It will become a pissing contest since Hillary will continually answer with Z. The Judge is going to be the key.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 05:37 PM (YYoIi) ^This. Hopefully the judge on this case is one that doesn't put up with evasion. They do still exist and when you piss them off they can and do whack the offending party pretty good. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (0mRoj) Written questions. Written answers via her lawyers. No follow up questions. This is a big bag of nothing unless Hillary! pisses off her lawyers so much they purposefully screw their answers up. Of course, the they'll all wind up committing suicide in a park somewhere, so... Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2016 05:43 PM (0cMkb) Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:43 PM (C6xeQ) 164
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One RICO case would probably get them all. Very incestuous. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 05:42 PM (89T5c) Soros is behind all of it. I believe he is the puppet master. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 05:43 PM (9P3OG) 165
I think that my resignation to this notion has made me feel better. It's kind of like knowing that I'm being executed tomorrow morning and that I've run out of appeals.
Only if you walk up to the gallows of your own free will. The cock-suckers are going to have to drag me. I ain't resigning to shit. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2016 05:43 PM (qoKAm) 166
The next 4 or 8 years will be Hell and it won't get much, if any, better after she leaves office.
YOUR EYES ONLY Hilary . . . FOREVER! Presidency abolished. New/old thang: FIRST CONSUL FOR LIFE! Posted by: norma mailer at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (QKP3Q) Posted by: Martians at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (VAsIq) 168
Hillary is so far ahead in the polls she just won Labour leadership bid in the UK against Corbyn
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (c6/9Q) 169
"They could also get into questions about the "air gap.""
Did you have knowledge of anyone taking classified documents off a secure government server and putting them onto your secret server? If your answer is no, how the fuck did documents marked 1 to 1,000 get there? If you say you don't know how they got there -- as you might in an ordinary civil suit, because you're a habitual liar -- just know that we'll be going public to show the world that you're lying. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (r1fLd) 170
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Posted by: The Incredible Hillk at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (+wjl1) 171
JJ-
Yep. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (89T5c) 172
Trump is in Jackson Mississippi right now tearing Hillary's reputation to shreds. Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (Vt44x) 173
The cock-suckers are going to have to drag me.
Posted by: ScoggDog *Commences dragging ScoggDog* Posted by: Reggie at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (VAsIq) 174
Trump is in Jackson Mississippi right now tearing Hillary's reputation to shreds.
Shouldn't bother... I hear he's behind there by 200 points! Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:45 PM (O2RFr) 175
Now Trump is mocking Hillary's protesters! He said even her protesters are lousy -- they don't even have as much enthusiasm as Bernie's protesters! Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:45 PM (Vt44x) 176
Hillary just conquered Mars. It's over for Trump, folks.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:41 PM (Vt44x) ................ NOT the kind we need, folks! Posted by: Mars at August 24, 2016 05:45 PM (HgMAr) 177
More fallout from the emails released thanks to Judicial Watch.
Hill's health issues way back in 2009. The AF1 flight was in May, then she was sick again in June 2009: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zy9vj7m More to come? Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 05:45 PM (NOIQH) 178
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Trump is in Jackson Mississippi right now tearing Hillary's reputation to shreds. Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (Vt44x) IIRC Jackson is the liberal part of the state? Good for Trump. Black folk need to hear the truth early and often. Let the Democrats defend that record. Keep them on their heels. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 05:46 PM (9P3OG) 179
Trump is in Jackson Mississippi right now tearing Hillary's reputation to shreds.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:44 PM (Vt44x) I thought this was at 7pm. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj) 180
Can she plead the 5th? Or is that only in Federal crime cases?
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 05:46 PM (0G2eQ) 181
Hillary is winning every poll around the globe. She's just at 69 on the Isle of Lesbos
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 05:46 PM (493sH) 182
If you believe that she will answer at all and not tie it up with endless lawyer challenges from the room picked for the deposition to the color of the microphones, as well as the usual "asked and answred" sort of attack. Well then there is a company soliciting investors to build a private highway and train system to Hawaii and Guam from Oklahoma. Just call 1-800-ubsuckr and there are operators standing by to take your information.
Posted by: Charles at August 24, 2016 05:46 PM (lYT8u) 183
>>>129 I woke up this morning with the strong feeling that Clinton will win the election and with a resignation to the inevitable.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 24, 2016 05:38 PM (nvMvs) Just like a Trump laid low at the end to let the idea of him as candidate to sink in, Hillary's leaks of transition team etc are all intended to get people to move into the acceptance stage of grief. This whole campaign is who can make the sale - and not necessarily by who's the better candidate, but who can get voters to accept them as inevitable winner. If Hillary closes that deal, it's over. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 05:47 PM (0G1TT) 184
Every answer will be a 12 page dissertation that commits to nothing and layered in generalities.
Posted by: DanMan at August 24, 2016 05:47 PM (RusNE) 185
Can she plead the 5th? Or is that only in Federal crime cases?
We've seen she can pretty much do whatever she wants... Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:47 PM (O2RFr) 186
I think you're right. Maybe he's in Tampa right now. Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:47 PM (Vt44x) 187
Did you have knowledge of anyone taking classified documents off a secure government server and putting them onto your secret server?
Objection, this question is overbroad, compound, vague and ambiguous, argumentative and unanswerable as phrased, without waiving objection, GFY. Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:47 PM (xVRrG) 188
Hillary is winning every poll around the globe. She's just at 69 on the Isle of Lesbos
Posted by: TheQuietMan HAWT. Posted by: no one, ever at August 24, 2016 05:48 PM (VAsIq) Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:48 PM (Vt44x) 190
It does kind of suck that just four states decides who will be President. They should sign a stipulation to agree who gets the electors from the deep blue and deep red states and save a ton of money for those States in election costs. A Ohio's 18 year old SJW vote is way more important than my Texas vote. Just seems that a popular vote is logically better at this point. Goes against some of my State Rights advocacy though.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 05:48 PM (YYoIi) 191
I think you're right. Maybe he's in Tampa right now.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 24, 2016 05:47 PM (Vt44x) You can't spell "A tampon" without Tampa. Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2016 05:48 PM (0cMkb) 192
Hillary just won...my heart.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 24, 2016 05:41 PM (VAsIq) ............... Did she remove it from your chest herself, or did she ask Huma to do it? Posted by: wth at August 24, 2016 05:49 PM (HgMAr) 193
Can she be compelled to answer? What if she tells Judicial Watch to go pee up a rope?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 05:49 PM (GXgiy) 194
"I don't recall." "That was a long time ago." "Many people potentially were involved." Experts from a variety of disciplines and companies... nobody could reasonably be expected..." "hackkk, hackkk,"
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 24, 2016 05:49 PM (4ng05) 195
Hillary won the election yesterday with an astounding 145% of the vote.
/lying pollsters with a D+ sample out the yinyang, and the trolls that quote them Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 24, 2016 05:49 PM (swEzU) 196
Q) Is your name Hillary Clinton?
A) Well, it's complicated, and besides, you're a two-faced hose monkey. Posted by: pep at August 24, 2016 05:50 PM (LAe3v) 197
Hillary is polling to win Miss World 2016 (to be held in DC on 12/21), she is far ahead of all other contestants by a healthy margin
Posted by: runner at August 24, 2016 05:50 PM (c6/9Q) 198
Can she be compelled to answer? What if she tells Judicial Watch to go pee up a rope?
You mean when she does, not if. THen the judge will have to have a hearing and issue and order. That will take some time, depending on the judge. She will then perhaps answer, all lawyered up. If you can afford a good lawyer, there is no end to the kind of mischief you can make. Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:51 PM (xVRrG) 199
They released some e-mail today between hillary and chelsea using her "alias" name.... hillary was e-mailing chelsea during a meeting about Libya... Another e-mail to chelsea was during the Benghazi attack where hillary tells her an Al queda type group attacked and killed the Ambassador and another.... So not exactly yoga and wedding plans...
Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 05:51 PM (O2RFr) 200
This is somehow depressing, I'm going to see what new thread is about.
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 05:51 PM (0G2eQ) 201
*Commences dragging ScoggDog*
That is some funny shit. Thank you sir or ma'am. Well played. I do not understand all this fear. I really do not. Let's say she wins. Bring it Bitch. Bring it all. Do your damnedest. Please. Maybe y'all just weren't born with the proper amount of white trash in your blood. Me ... I always hated the build-up to the fight the worst. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2016 05:51 PM (qoKAm) 202
Can she plead the 5th? Or is that only in Federal crime cases?
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 05:46 PM (0G2eQ) She can always plead the 5th, no matter what the case, if she is going to incriminate herself in some future prosecution by what she's saying. Of course, she can only plead the 5th if she's going to incriminate herself ... which is pretty solid proof that there is something to prosecute her for, since pleading the 5th when you are not going to incriminate yourself is illegal - which is why people have to talk once they are given immunity for whatever criminal crap is about to come out of their mouths. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2016 05:51 PM (zc3Db) 203
This country must split. There is no other way.
Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, some states from the gulf coast maybe, maybe Wyoming and Idaho. The rest are lost causes. They can freeze and go without food as far as I'm concerned. They voted for this shit sandwich. Let 'm eat it. Posted by: teej at August 24, 2016 05:52 PM (SVPcU) 204
Shillary has been investigated thousands of times and nobody can find any wrong doing...blah blah blah
I watched a Twilight Zone episode last night, the one with Telly Savales and a talking doll. You knew exactly when and how he was going to die when he walked around the top of a stairway looking everywhere except down. He was looking hard for that doll, everywhere except the floor or stairs, where you would expect a robotic toy to be. Even a malicious one like Hillary. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 24, 2016 05:52 PM (z/ZsK) 205
The rest are lost causes. They can freeze and go without food as far as I'm concerned. They voted for this shit sandwich.
Let 'm eat it. ========================== Soros' plan all along. ALL. ALONG. Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 05:53 PM (xVRrG) 206
These "responses" are drafted by attorneys and often preceded by tons of objections, arguments, motions before the court and then minimal, dry facts that may answer the question. A far cry from a videotaped deposition.
Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 24, 2016 05:56 PM (g1MTt) 207
THIS JUST IN:
Hillary has been voted "Greatest Ever." Said one voter: "She greatest." And that's the way it is. Back to you, Candy. Posted by: norma mailer at August 24, 2016 05:59 PM (QKP3Q) 208
With less than 0% of precincts reporting, we are calling the race for Hillary!
Coronation ceremony in 15 minutes. Posted by: abcnnbbcbsnprmsnbc DECISION DESKS 2016!! at August 24, 2016 06:06 PM (SeD0w) 209
>>>>Hillary is so far ahead in the polls she just won Labour leadership bid in the UK against Corbyn
. . . .And overrode the Brexit vote! Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2016 06:25 PM (iONHu) 210
>>>>>This country must split. There is no other way.
Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, some states from the gulf coast maybe, maybe Wyoming and Idaho. The rest are lost causes. They can freeze and go without food as far as I'm concerned. They voted for this shit sandwich. Let 'm eat it. . . . .Uh....Hello! I didn't vote for any of this $hit. Posted by: Kentucky at August 24, 2016 06:27 PM (iONHu) 211
This country must split. There is no other way.
Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, some states from the gulf coast maybe, maybe Wyoming and Idaho. The rest are lost causes. They can freeze and go without food as far as I'm concerned. They voted for this shit sandwich. Let 'm eat it. Posted by: teej ________ I agree completely, but only because I'm a pure conservative. So, if American civilization must survive in certain places and collapse where I live, bring misery and countless hardships on me and my family, so be it. I'm willing to pay this price - even to suffer the insanity the precedes death by starvation - though mine will likely be a relatively quick death - it expect it will only take 5 days from the beginning to the bitter, inglorious end. It's this empty expectation that keeps me going. But I wish you the best in your free state. Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 06:34 PM (EUDLj) 212
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 05:47 PM (0G1TT)
I've made my peace voting for Trump and I will do all I can to defeat Hillary. I still desperately hope that Trump will win. Things can still change. However, the fact is that we're getting close to the election date and the vast majority of swing state polls show Hillary with a strong lead. I can't pretend otherwise, as much as I would like to. I believe that Trump will wipe the floor with Hillary during the debates. I don't think that many will see the debates though. Clinton is just running out the clock now and is counting on her allies in the media to drag her over the finish line. Trump seems to be his own worst enemy. I truly hope that I am wrong. Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 24, 2016 06:40 PM (nvMvs) 213
Answer to all questions: "I'm the First Woman President."
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at August 24, 2016 06:54 PM (J8/9G) 214
Did anybody already mention that she overtly lie her ass off and get away with it?
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