Hillary Clinton: Commercial Travel is <i>Sooo</i> Burdensome to Me; Can I Have the Air Force Take Me From DC to NY and Back?

Hillary Clinton: Commercial Travel is Sooo Burdensome to Me; Can I Have the Air Force Take Me From DC to NY and Back?

Newly released emails from Clinton show an exchange on May 9, 2009 between her and aide Huma Abedin trying to figure out travel plans.

“Do you think we could get a plane for Westchester flight back tonight?” Clinton wrote in an email released this week as part of an ongoing Judicial Watch Freedom of Information Act lawsuit against the State Department.
“It’s going to rain all day and I still don’t feel great so the idea of playing a guessing game w the shuttle is really burdensome to me. What do you think? Could be anytime that works for the Air Force,” she added.
An hour and 40 minutes later, Abedin replied: “Yes of course. Looking into it. Around what time do u think?”
“Six or 7–does that work?” Clinton asked.

And if that isn't enough, click the link: Just last week, Hillary had a plane ferry her from Martha's Vinyard, where she was hanging with the elites, to Nantucket, for a fundraiser.

The two are twenty miles apart from each other. Yes, they're islands, but there's a two and a half hour ferry between them.

Probably only an hour longer than all the hoopla, all told, from a flight (where the take off and landing checklists would take more time than time-in-travel).

But this is burdensome to her; maybe she still was "feeling not too great" as she often seems to feel.

Posted by: Ace at 02:35 PM

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1 1st?

Posted by: xav at August 24, 2016 02:35 PM (3ST2i)

2 The peasantry has to give things up because Global Warming.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at August 24, 2016 02:36 PM (BWL+E)

3 When's the last time you think anyone told Hillary "no."

I have a feeling it was back in the 90s to the question, "would you stop sleeping with interns?"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 24, 2016 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

4 But, but, but where would Hillary sit comfortably and privately on an icky ferry?

She's not just going to rub elbows with the common people.
Probably also would risk being seen exhausted/confused/whatever if she had to be sitting in public for over an hour.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 02:37 PM (NOIQH)

5 I remember that day well. Many of us did not make it through....

Posted by: White House ashtrays at August 24, 2016 02:38 PM (X7E8f)

6 But... but... Her Vagina can open a pickle jar!!

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at August 24, 2016 02:38 PM (ucB75)

7 Pshaw! To question the quality by scoffing at the use of her air-carriage! This is near the height of gauche peasant morality! Such talk is subversive and dangerous. Back to the fields with you.

Posted by: Revenant at August 24, 2016 02:38 PM (3DSAh)

8 My barrel lies over the ocean!
My barrel lies over the sea!

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at August 24, 2016 02:39 PM (BnOvL)

9 My broom was out for repair, and the flying monkeys are too burdensome to deal with.

Posted by: Wicked Bitch of Benghazi at August 24, 2016 02:39 PM (H9MG5)

10 Not only does Hillary behave as if she's royalty, I think there's a whole level of care that needs to be hidden --- so many handlers and people keeper her upright and focused.

Bet at this point it's as much about privacy as it is about snobbery.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 02:39 PM (NOIQH)

11 "Probably also would risk being seen exhausted/confused/whatever if she had to be sitting in public for over an hour."

The correct phrase is "tired and emotional."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at August 24, 2016 02:40 PM (BWL+E)

12 The way these people type, to say nothing of the content, should show everything the American public needs to know. I don't care how well you know somebody, you shouldn't text or e-mail anyone with whom you maintain a professional relationship in that garbage "u c dis???" pseudo-English. Or anyone at all, ever, for any reason, if your age can be described as "more than eleven AND A HALF."

Posted by: 0302 at August 24, 2016 02:40 PM (wx6iv)

13 ....aaaand did you see what she wore on Nantucket, and then at Cher's fundraiser in Hollywood?

That's a whole lotta camouflage she's got going on.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)

14 man nixon really took it in the ass for much less than this shit. hillary could break into ft knox and just tell everybody she was confused. she is starting to sound like uncle leo on seinfeld when he got busted for stealing batteries.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:41 PM (KP5rU)

15 Two Americas, baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 02:42 PM (8ZskC)

16 I'm glad. I wouldn't want to see that bitch-faced hag get on any plane I was flying. Probably every commercial aircrew is relieved as well.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 02:42 PM (Fmupd)

17 8
My barrel of lies over the ocean!
My barrel of lies over the sea!

Fixed......

Posted by: The Garbone at August 24, 2016 02:42 PM (5xuEg)

18 As I recall, safeguarding this country's most classified secrets was pretty burdensome for her also.

We are nothing if not for the convenience of Hillary.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 24, 2016 02:42 PM (4ng05)

19 >>>An hour and 40 minutes later, Abedin replied: "Yes of course. Looking into it. Around what time do u think?"

"Six or 7, does that work?" Clinton asked.<<<

And take a nap.

Posted by: Huma, having to remind forgetful grandma to rest up at August 24, 2016 02:43 PM (H9MG5)

20 If she doesn't want to fly commercial, that's fine with me. I wouldn't want some innocent flight crew and planefull of passengers to be forced to deal with her.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 24, 2016 02:43 PM (LyISp)

21 btw, a 'military C-21' is a goddamned Learjet.

Posted by: rayra at August 24, 2016 02:43 PM (Pgsaa)

22 People might see the staff plugging her in for a recharge before the next speech.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2016 02:43 PM (6Ll1u)

23 I'm glad. I wouldn't want to see that bitch-faced hag get on any plane I was flying. Probably every commercial aircrew is relieved as well.

Also, Hillary on your flight means one less restroom for the rest of the passengers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 02:43 PM (8ZskC)

24 >>I'm glad. I wouldn't want to see that bitch-faced hag get on any plane I
was flying. Probably every commercial aircrew is relieved as well.

Reminds me of the stories that came out about Sheila Jackson-Lee constantly harassing Delta (IIRC) most Fridays as departed DC for Texas. At one point she screamed at the gate attendant something like "I am a QUEEN and I will be treated like a queen!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

25 Having a cracked head is no fun at all

Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2016 02:44 PM (/CIN4)

26

from stripes to diamonds

I don't know what that means

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2016 02:45 PM (qCMvj)

27 Carbon footprint? What carbon footprint?

It'd be nice if we controlled the branch of government with the purse-strings, so that these abuses could be curbed. Alas and alack, 'twas not to be.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 24, 2016 02:45 PM (u0s1P)

28

Wow, she put her health over climate change.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2016 02:46 PM (qCMvj)

29 Laws, those too are really burdensome to me.

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 24, 2016 02:46 PM (LISuA)

30 Nevermind, did you see where Trump is down 141 points to Hillary in Guam and a whopping 272 points down in Rhode island?

Posted by: Average Joe at August 24, 2016 02:46 PM (/CIN4)

31 would anybody want to sit next to an old hag with a full depends and a full piss bag? and then, she starts ordering gin. straight up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU)

32 Maybe this is that White Privilege stuff we hear so much about.

Hillory and Hooma get to fly on Air Force planes, for their convenience, because White Privilege.

Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2016 02:47 PM (TOk1P)

33 Next exoskeleton upgrade will include a jet propulsion pack with remote control navigation.

Posted by: McCool at August 24, 2016 02:47 PM (nCSwS)

34 Also, I find talking to common people very difficult.

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 24, 2016 02:47 PM (LISuA)

35 Here's an engorged tick of a human who never did a productive thing in her life, living a billionaire's lifestyle solely by selling out her country. And she's considered a serious candidate for the presidency.

Just wonderful.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 02:47 PM (8ZskC)

36 I'm sure there's nothing to be concerned about statements like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/zdgeoxm

It's probably just a little 'moderate' anti-Semitism. 'Peaceful' even.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 24, 2016 02:47 PM (4ng05)

37 Maybe we could place gin dispensers on all my podiums? I find this whole fund-raising thing very tough to do, sober.

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 24, 2016 02:48 PM (LISuA)

38 Correction: I take the "human" part back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 02:48 PM (8ZskC)

39 Look on the bright side, many planes crash, so there's hope for change.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:48 PM (oDCMR)

40 She was short-circuited at the time.

I can't tell you how much I loath and detest these Clinton's and everything about them and their Mob like supporters.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at August 24, 2016 02:49 PM (Pu6kv)

41 Elon Musk will built a private global HyperLoop just for Hillary, allowing her to whisk around the world in personal pneumatic tubes.

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2016 02:49 PM (jBuUi)

42 No wonder she didn't want to take a ferry at 6 or 7 pm. Do you know how much alcohol she consumes during the day? By that time she'll be absolutely plastered. You'd avoid getting on a rocking boat too when you're 12 drinks in.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 24, 2016 02:49 PM (KUaJL)

43 Huma, could you ask someone to bring me a human to sacrifice? And also an iced tea.

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 24, 2016 02:50 PM (LISuA)

44 would anybody want to sit next to an old hag with a full depends and a full piss bag? and then, she starts ordering gin. straight up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU)

I don't think that's fair. How long do you think it's been since this old lady has had to sit on a plane, next to YOU!

I'm sure it would be difficult for her, what with all her body fluids all over the place, and the stains... the stains on her clothes, and the smell coming from each end... to have to deal with YOU at the same time?

Such an embarrassing thing for her, how cruel of you to subject her to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2016 02:50 PM (TOk1P)

45 Don't we have Trebuchet's capable of launching overweight elderly people twenty miles or so? C'mon, we're America, we have everything!

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:50 PM (oDCMR)

46 I think my mom has a toaster cozy made from the same coat material that she wore at the Cher event

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2016 02:50 PM (6Ll1u)

47 Don't worry folks, Al Gore donated a bunch of Carbon offsets to the Clinton Foundation just for this contingency......

Posted by: The Garbone at August 24, 2016 02:51 PM (5xuEg)

48 The London Boys don't get the credit they deserve. When I'm Empress everyone will be required to learn their entire catalogue.

Posted by: Hillary=> at August 24, 2016 02:51 PM (LISuA)

49 39 Look on the bright side, many planes crash, so there's hope for change.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:48 PM (oDCMR)

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I wouldn't want to sacrifice the lives of a good USAF aircrew for that bag of useless shit.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 02:51 PM (Fmupd)

50 I think my mom has a toaster cozy made from the same coat material that she wore at the Cher event

Robot from Lost in Space wore that exact same outfit in one episode, minus the pajama bottoms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 02:52 PM (8ZskC)

51 Huma is a 40 year old (supposedly) professional woman and every email looks like something a 15 year old girl would text out.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 24, 2016 02:52 PM (Ql/gh)

52 Hillary will probably use Air Force One to get to the West Wing every morning. At 11:00AM. If she took her pills. And Huma is there.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 24, 2016 02:52 PM (zllbf)

53
Hilary Clinton.

Making Bob Filner look like Mahatma Gandhi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 02:52 PM (9P3OG)

54 51 Huma is a 40 year old (supposedly) professional woman and every email looks like something a 15 year old girl would text out.
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Have you met her husband yet? Yeah, 15 year old may be pushing things on the self awareness front.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:53 PM (oDCMR)

55 Huma is a 40 year old (supposedly) professional woman and every email looks like something a 15 year old girl would text out.

Huma isn't on the payroll for her intelligence, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

56 In other news the CEO of the company at the center of the EPIPen controversy happens to be none other then the daughter of W Virginia Senator Joe Manchin (D)

http://tinyurl.com/glgvgw7

That tidbit is contained literally in the last sentence of the article. Well all except the part where they identify him as a Democrat.

Posted by: Hillary's Email Server at August 24, 2016 02:54 PM (evAoO)

57 Huma is a 40 year old (supposedly) professional woman and every email looks like something a 15 year old girl would text out.
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Have you met her husband yet? Yeah, 15 year old may be pushing things on the self awareness front.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:53 PM (oDCMR)

She strikes me as the kind of person who sets the font for her emails to Comic Sans.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 24, 2016 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

58 55 Huma is a 40 year old (supposedly) professional woman and every email looks like something a 15 year old girl would text out.

Huma isn't on the payroll for her intelligence, IYKWIMAITTYD.

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you say that like it's a bad thing

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 24, 2016 02:54 PM (/CIN4)

59 and then there's Lindsey "McCain's bitch" Graham on Fox now. My God he's such an idiotic douche. Much like her High-ness Hillary.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at August 24, 2016 02:54 PM (Pu6kv)

60 She sounds hideous.

Posted by: Infidel at August 24, 2016 02:55 PM (Z1SI2)

61 We have only yet begun to see burdensome.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2016 02:55 PM (IqV8l)

62 44: i knew it was my fault. sorry bout that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:56 PM (KP5rU)

63 "Have you met her husband yet? Yeah, 15 year old may be pushing things on the self awareness front.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:53 PM (oDCMR) "

I have a feeling C-Danger wrote his own vows. "I promise to love and cherish you all the days of my life, and to only send dick pics to fatties when you're already asleep or out of the house."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 02:56 PM (kumBu)

64 Loose shit in the post. And not just because Hillary didn't change her depends soon enough.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 02:56 PM (z/Ubi)

65 People around Hillary are dropping like flies...

https://tinyurl.com/h79ar6v

coincidentally.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 24, 2016 02:56 PM (4ng05)

66 fox news can go suck a big bag of dicks. worse than cnn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (KP5rU)

67 Hillary just wanted to join the Mile High Club with Huma.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (SRKgf)

68 Just imagine the Empress having to ride on a commercial flight with the peasants. They're revolting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

69 65 People around Hillary are dropping like flies...

https://tinyurl.com/h79ar6v

coincidentally.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 24, 2016 02:56 PM (4ng05)

Time for her to get a less potent flea collar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (9P3OG)

70 Huma probably thinks she's super funny, because all her friends say so.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (Ql/gh)

71 66 fox news can go suck a big bag of dicks. worse than cnn.

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is there some sort of waiting line for this?

Posted by: B.Obama at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (/CIN4)

72 Isn't that what the military is for? To be liveried servants to the nomenklatura, holding umbrellas for them, flying them around, etc.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 02:58 PM (SRKgf)

73 Hillary just wanted to join the Mile High Club with Huma.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 02:58 PM (19RKp)

74 Not feeling that great. Ready for my ass to be wiped. Huma? Get in here chop chop. I need a courtesy flush. Huma?!

Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at August 24, 2016 02:58 PM (k0G44)

75 71: you can go right to the front your emminence.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:59 PM (KP5rU)

76 imagine the poor TSA agent who would have to body search her...

on second thought, they would deserve each other.

(as if she would have to go through security like the rest of us)

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 02:59 PM (GHdiF)

77 My bet is Hillary wears the strap-on with Huma. Bill just sits in the corner and watches.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at August 24, 2016 02:59 PM (Pu6kv)

78 "http://tinyurl.com/glgvgw7

That tidbit is contained literally in the last sentence of the article. Well all except the part where they identify him as a Democrat.

Posted by: Hillary's Email Server at August 24, 2016 02:54 PM (evAoO) "

As always, the Beltway is even more incestuous than Noah Cross. But at least it's only EpiPens, and not a matter of life and death.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 02:59 PM (kumBu)

79 In other news the CEO of the company at the center of the EPIPen controversy happens to be none other then the daughter of W Virginia Senator Joe Manchin (D)

http://tinyurl.com/glgvgw7

That tidbit is contained literally in the last sentence of the article. Well all except the part where they identify him as a Democrat.

Posted by: Hillary's Email Server at August 24, 2016 02:54 PM (evAoO)

Have no fear. The Beast has pulling herself away from fund raising for 2 seconds and is calling on Mylan to lower its prices. CNBC is wetting its panties over this act of heroism.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 02:59 PM (493sH)

80 fox news can go suck a big bag of dicks. worse than cnn.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (KP5rU)

pretty soon they'll be saying Trump's doing too many events. Too many townhalls. Too many Q&A's. Too many pressers. Answering too many questions. Visiting too many states.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2016 02:59 PM (qCMvj)

81 Guess she's never heard of Amtrak.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 02:59 PM (SRKgf)

82 >>would anybody want to sit next to an old hag with a full depends and a
full piss bag? and then, she starts ordering gin. straight up.

How many people, at minimum, do you think she travels with?
-- Huma (of course)
-- Doctor
-- Secret Service guards
-- Other aides....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:01 PM (NOIQH)

83
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 02:57 PM (KP5rU)

And just like that, on comes Sheppard "the gunman was wearing white premier shoes" Smith

Posted by: Cooldawg at August 24, 2016 03:01 PM (PzZXH)

84 I heard she's on coumadin. She's probably worried about DVTs, which can break loose and become pulmonary embolisms. Sitting for long periods can cause this, it often happens on long flights.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 24, 2016 03:01 PM (xqRaG)

85 My bet is Hillary wears the strap-on pickle with Huma.

Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at August 24, 2016 03:01 PM (k0G44)

86 How many people, at minimum, do you think she travels with?
-- Huma (of course)
-- Doctor
-- Secret Service guards
-- Other aides....

-- Other aides.... 28. Like Moochelle.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:02 PM (19RKp)

87 >>> Not only does Hillary behave as if she's royalty, I think there's a whole level of care that needs to be hidden --- so many handlers and people keeper her upright and focused.

Nixon AND FDR in a pantsuit!

According to the MSM she has this in the bag and can start picking out drapes.

Better look into a Jazzy Force One while they are at it! Going from the East Wing to West Wing will apparently be too exhausting for Her Majesty.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2016 03:03 PM (hvf9s)

88 85 Do you think Bill gobbles it down afterwards?
(asking for a friend)

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at August 24, 2016 03:03 PM (Pu6kv)

89 Truth be told, if a SoS can save meaningful time in the performance of her official duties by taking a plane, that doesn't make me too crazy (as long as it is not an overstep). But where do you draw the line?

I bristle at the idea, though, of the taxpayers paying for her to campaign. That should be on her dime.

All that said, the sense of entitlement is palpable.

Posted by: RM at August 24, 2016 03:03 PM (U3LtS)

90
Maybe that can be her new slogan:

Hillary: Too Burdensome for You.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2016 03:03 PM (ODxAs)

91 According to the MSM she has this in the bag and can start picking out drapes.

What's in her colostomy bag?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:04 PM (19RKp)

92 Reminds me of the stories that came out about Sheila Jackson-Lee constantly harassing Delta (IIRC) most Fridays as departed DC for Texas. At one point she screamed at the gate attendant something like "I am a QUEEN and I will be treated like a queen!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

You're quite sure she said "queen?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 03:04 PM (SRKgf)

93 Who flies commercial? I don't even leave the house unless I get either a Gulfstream 5+ or a mythical creature to ferry me to the liquor store. Hippogriffs preferred, but I'll begrudgingly settle for a gryphon or manticore.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:04 PM (kumBu)

94 Holy hyperlinks, Batman!

Posted by: Robin the Boy WYSIWYGer at August 24, 2016 03:05 PM (XIXhw)

95 >>People around Hillary are dropping like flies...
https://tinyurl.com/h79ar6v

coincidentally.

Needs to be updated to include Julian Assange's lawyer, who committed suicide by jumping in front of a train a few days ago...within hours of there being someone attempting to break into the embassy of Ecuador where Assange is staying.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

96 I can imagine the feeling an Air Force pilot gets when he's told he'll be transporting Hillary.

I wonder if they're instructed not to interact in any way as that just sets the Hillz off.

Posted by: McCool at August 24, 2016 03:05 PM (nCSwS)

97 89 - I bristle at the idea, though, of the taxpayers paying for her to campaign. That should be on her dime.

Posted by: RM

That's what the Clinton Family Money Laundering Foundation is for.

Posted by: Winnie in Arizona at August 24, 2016 03:06 PM (Pu6kv)

98 96 I can imagine the feeling an Air Force pilot gets when he's told he'll be transporting Hillary.

Eject! Eject! Eject!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:06 PM (19RKp)

99 My God, it's full of underlining...

Posted by: Dave Bowman at August 24, 2016 03:06 PM (XIXhw)

100 Huma must really have a thing for older women.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 24, 2016 03:06 PM (Mt8T4)

101 She is so lazy and coddled.

Standing is too burdensome for this old hag.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (6IPEM)

102 49 39 Look on the bright side, many planes crash, so there's hope for change.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:48 PM (oDCMR)
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I wouldn't want to sacrifice the lives of a good USAF aircrew for that bag of useless shit.
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 02:51 PM (Fmupd)

Get an affirmative action aircrew composed of Grievance Studies majors. Let's find out exactly how committed she is to "equality."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (SRKgf)

103 Needs to be updated to include Julian Assange's
lawyer, who committed suicide by jumping in front of a train a few days
ago...within hours of there being someone attempting to break into the
embassy of Ecuador where Assange is staying.

Posted by: Lizzy

I guess it's too late to get Gregory Peck to comb through her hair looking for a "666".

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (k0G44)

104 49 39 Look on the bright side, many planes crash, so there's hope for change.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 24, 2016 02:48 PM (oDCMR)
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I wouldn't want to sacrifice the lives of a good USAF aircrew for that bag of useless shit.
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 02:51 PM (Fmupd)

Or get zombie JFK Jr. to fly the plane.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (SRKgf)

105 My sense is that we don't think enough about how we collectively yet unwittingly force politicians to be arrogant entitled twats.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (0G1TT)

106 I can imagine the feeling an Air Force pilot gets when he's told he'll be transporting Hillary.

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Id certainly weigh the pros and cons of barrel rolling in the middle of that flight.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

107 They say the chain is only as strong as its weakest link, but what if it's all just one big link?

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:08 PM (XIXhw)

108 "I can imagine the feeling an Air Force pilot gets when he's told he'll be transporting Hillary.

Posted by: McCool at August 24, 2016 03:05 PM (nCSwS) "

Quick run to the craft store to get a clothespin?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:08 PM (kumBu)

109 Now ace, Our Betters need these things so that they can concentrate on the difficult work of ~~robbing us blind~~ running the country for us. Have a heart.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 24, 2016 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

110 Hillary Clinton: Commercial Travel is Sooo Burdensome to Me; Can I Have the Air Force Take Me From DC to NY and Back?

Alex, I'll take stories the MFM will never cover for $500

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 03:08 PM (493sH)

111 Wait tillshe'x in charge of AF1, that baby will be taking her wherever and whenever she wants to go, across town or across the country.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 03:09 PM (0G2eQ)

112 Or get zombie JFK Jr. to fly the plane.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (SRKgf)

Instrument ratings are for non-Kennedy pussies.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:09 PM (XIXhw)

113 I'm sorry, but stories of Hillary's venality, no matter how true, cannot be covered today. Do you know that Donald Trump has done something to set hair on fire all over the internet? It changes weekly, but he is rumored to have done something or said something, somewhere.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 24, 2016 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

114 Colin Powell told me to always fly that way!

Posted by: Cankles! at August 24, 2016 03:09 PM (H9MG5)

115
Needs to be updated to include Julian Assange's lawyer, who committed suicide by jumping in front of a train a few days ago...within hours of there being someone attempting to break into the embassy of Ecuador where Assange is staying.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

You left out 'coincidentally'.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (4ng05)

116 89 Truth be told, if a SoS can save meaningful time in the performance of her official duties by taking a plane, that doesn't make me too crazy (as long as it is not an overstep). But where do you draw the line?

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In principle, I don't disagree, but the justification presented here has nothing to do with efficiency or time saving in official duties. If the conversation had gone as follows it'd be perfectly reasonable:

"Hey Huma, can you get a plane for the trip? I've got the meeting with the ambassador of Luxembourg tonight and I'm worried that the ferry will mean I won't get back in time."

Or whatever. You get the idea.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (KUaJL)

117 I would think the Cape Islands would have helicopter service between Islands. Anyone know?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (YYoIi)

118 An hour and 40 minutes later, Abedin replied: "Yes of course. Looking into it. Around what time do u think?"

"Six or 7-does that work?" Clinton asked.

Abedin then replied: "We'll have to see. The Air Force is trying to locate a plane that can handle the waste materials from your catheter and drainage reservoir."

Clinton then replied: "Why is that so difficult?"

Abedin then replied: "It's the toxic byproducts from your syphilitic discharges and the anti-seizure drug cocktail you are taking. This requires an advanced airborne hazardous materials capability."

Clinton then replied, "Tell those fucking blue-suited cocksuckers to get me a plane, and get it now, or I'll have each and every one of them transferred to a station so far north in Alaska that their dicks will freeze off before they can stick it in each other's asses."

Abedin then replied, "The plane will be ready shortly."

...and now you know ...the rest of the email.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (PL2OL)

119 Well...I suppose that having to switch her electronic self off during takeoffs and landings on a commercial flight WOULD be a burden. Also, she'd have to interact with common people. And that simply would not do!

Posted by: Stu-22 at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (RMOpc)

120 AF1 would get a lot less use if it was a C130 instead of a 747. Anybody that accuses paratroopers of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane have never flown in one.

Posted by: Hillary's Email Server at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (evAoO)

121 103 Needs to be updated to include Julian Assange's
lawyer, who committed suicide by jumping in front of a train a few days
ago...within hours of there being someone attempting to break into the
embassy of Ecuador where Assange is staying.

Posted by: Lizzy

I guess it's too late to get Gregory Peck to comb through her hair looking for a "666".
Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (k0G44)

~~DAMIEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!!~~ HILLARYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Gregory Peck at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

122 Wait till she'x in charge of AF1, that baby will be taking her wherever and whenever she wants to go, across town or across the country.

They'll have to convert a fuel tank into a vodka tank

Posted by: McCool at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (nCSwS)

123 122 Wait till she'x in charge of AF1, that baby will be taking her wherever and whenever she wants to go, across town or across the country.

What a depressing thought...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:11 PM (O2RFr)

124 >>> Hillary Clinton: Commercial Travel is Sooo Burdensome to Me; Can I Have the Air Force Take Me From DC to NY and Back?

Gaia wept.

Al Gore or Leo Dicaprio unavailable for comment.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2016 03:11 PM (hvf9s)

125 The cost of a jet is really exspensive. Who is paying for this? When you rent a jet for example if it's not based out of where you are departing, you pay for the hour or whatever it takes to get to where you are. you also pay standby time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 03:12 PM (x4Ocx)

126 C5 Galaxy?

Posted by: x at August 24, 2016 03:12 PM (nFwvY)

127 This thread makes me see red.

P.S. When Obozo Met Mooch is opening this Friday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 24, 2016 03:12 PM (Nwg0u)

128 Abedin then replied, "The plane will be ready shortly."

...and now you know ...the rest of the email.
Posted by: Paul Harvey at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (PL2OL)

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Well... that certainly gets my vote for "Wins the Interwebz for the Day".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

129 You can take the hi-speed ferry from MV to Nantucket, takes maybe 45 minutes.

Posted by: JWF at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (++oew)

130 117,
There's even a fast ferry - takes just under an hour (IIRC).
But hey, did you see how stupid Republicans are?

/last part from ur msm...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (C9pBZ)

131 >>You're quite sure she said "queen?"

Yep.

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/the-insider-6570168
http://preview.tinyurl.com/4b7j4sb

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (NOIQH)

132 Is that FAU with Trump in the lead in FL for real?

Because the internals are death for Hillary--higher unfavorables than Trump; doing poorly among blacks and getting destroyed among independents.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (77emZ)

133 Does Huma spend ANY time with her child?

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (Enq6K)

134 P.S. When Obozo Met Mooch is opening this Friday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! a

Saw that at WZ.... The explanation of the "film" by the director was that He had to do it because rarely do you find a political couple soooo much in love.... Barf inducing...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (O2RFr)

135 106 I can imagine the feeling an Air Force pilot gets when he's told he'll be transporting Hillary.

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Id certainly weigh the pros and cons of barrel rolling in the middle of that flight.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

"There we were, at 60,000 ft. Suddenly out of no where comes a SAM, streaking to the starboard engine. I initiated a series of barrel rolls to avoid it".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:14 PM (19RKp)

136 I have no recollection of the dinner conversation with Leslie Jones.

And I certainly don't remember advising her to take nude photos of herself and store them on the Internet.

Posted by: Colin Powell at August 24, 2016 03:15 PM (PL2OL)

137 You can have one hell of a bar in a C5 Galaxy. Better protection from sniper fire, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 03:15 PM (89T5c)

138 Because the internals are death for Hillary--higher unfavorables than Trump; doing poorly among blacks and getting destroyed among independents.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (77emZ)

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**jumps up & down**

..... but we said "TRUMP IS FLIP FLOPPING ON AMNESTY!!!!!!"

~The Chattering Bobbleheads

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

139 Is the epi pen that thing that the black dude carries when he is out doing whatever he is assigned to do with/for Hillary?

Posted by: gracepc at August 24, 2016 03:15 PM (OU4q6)

140
It's going to rain all day and I still don't feel great so the idea of playing a guessing game w the shuttle is really burdensome to me. What do you think? Could be anytime that works for the Air Force, she added.

She's worried about inconveniencing the Airforce! How humble she is!

She has to deal with rain and has days when she doesn't feel too great: that sooo humanizes her! She's a regular person, I feel like I can relate to her. Even a great individual like the Secretary of State has bad days, like us little people. What an awesome individual! xXx Hillary.

Posted by: Low Information Vag at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (+wjl1)

141 The left, including the media, goes out of its way to excuse Bill's criminal treatment of women and Hillary's enabling of the letch, but it has always amazed me that the one event that would paint Bubba as the abuser he is, is almost never mentioned and that is Jackie Kennedy's statement that Bill had attempted to seduce her.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (4ng05)

142 There we were, at 60,000 ft. Suddenly out of no where comes a SAM, streaking to the starboard engine. I initiated a series of barrel rolls to avoid it

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**glances at parachute ripcord

**contemplates letting it hit

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

143 Hillary versus the kraken... My money is on Hillary... Sort of medusa style

Posted by: Former mass resident at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (DH7Uw)

144 "The story spans a single day as the future first couple catch a movie, visit an art museum, and talk about their hopes and dreams while meandering through Chicago."

Boy! I can hardly wait!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)

145 OT, from Drudge: "Syphilis is on the rise when it should be confined to history"

https://www.theguardian.com/healthcare-network/2016/aug/24/syphilis-rise-infections-men-sex-men

"Men who have sex with men (MSM) represented 90% of all syphilis cases in 2015, with a 232% increase in diagnosis over the last five years, said the report. More than half of the MSM diagnosed with syphilis in 2015 were also infected with HIV, and over half additionally tested positive for a separate STI. Rates in heterosexuals remain stable but are higher than ideal."

MSM? I love it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (SRKgf)

146 139 Is the epi pen that thing that the black dude carries when he is out doing whatever he is assigned to do with/for Hillary?
Posted by: gracepc at August 24, 2016 03:15 PM

An epi pen is used by people who have allergies that can be life threatening like peanut allergies

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (O2RFr)

147 "There we were, at 60,000 ft. Suddenly out of no where comes a SAM, streaking to the starboard engine. I initiated a series of barrel rolls to avoid it".

Upon landing, the crew noticed several bulges in the fuselage.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:17 PM (XIXhw)

148 So, it's a pretty blatant lesbian relationship, yes?

Is the first lesbian president a thing for the press?

Posted by: NTTAWWI at August 24, 2016 03:17 PM (2Ytdj)

149 >>The explanation of the "film" by the director was that He had to do it
because rarely do you find a political couple soooo much in love....

I know, right?
Wonder if our first president/author could fill a book with love letters he;s sent Michelle over the years?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jgjrg82

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (NOIQH)

150 These links are out of control. They are out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Admiral Painter at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (VdICR)

151 Upon landing, the crew noticed several bulges in the fuselage.
Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:17 PM (XIXhw)

I wouldn't be surprised... Hillary has really blimped up...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (O2RFr)

152 They make a ass kissing movie about Obama and Assassination play and an Oliver Stone movie about Bush.

Seems about right.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (YYoIi)

153 I had al franken on my flight from DC to Chicago recently... He flew coach and dealt with people politely.

Never realized just how short he was.

Posted by: Former mass resident at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (DH7Uw)

154 I guess the Man's Country part of the film is not family friendly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 03:19 PM (89T5c)

155 139 Is the epi pen that thing that the black dude carries when he is out doing whatever he is assigned to do with/for Hillary?

Posted by: gracepc at August 24, 2016 03:15 PM (OU4q6)

Probably designed to deliver a bolus of cipro into him. He'd need it.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:19 PM (XIXhw)

156 13 ....aaaand did you see what she wore on Nantucket, and then at Cher's fundraiser in Hollywood?

That's a whole lotta camouflage she's got going on.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)

I still can't believe what she wore. And her hair. Either she is insistent on choosing her own attire or else someone is deliberately giving her comically bad advice. She looks like a hausfrau from the 50's.

Cannot wait for the get-ups when she is queen. She'll even make the Mooch's bad choices look tolerable.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2016 03:19 PM (CFc5L)

157
120 AF1 would get a lot less use if it was a C130 instead of a 747. Anybody that accuses paratroopers of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane have never flown in one.
Posted by: Hillary's Email Server at August 24, 2016 03:10 PM (evAoO)

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A CH47.

It's funny when I see a movie where people are having normal-voiced conversations when flying on one. It's got to be th loudest aircraft in the military. Yeah, louder than a C130.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 03:20 PM (Fmupd)

158 >>Is the epi pen that thing that the black dude carries when he is out doing whatever he is assigned to do with/for Hillary?

It's a fast-acting dose of an anti-seizure medicine, allegedly.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:20 PM (NOIQH)

159 Saw that at WZ.... The explanation of the "film" by the director was that He had to do it because rarely do you find a political couple soooo much in love.... Barf inducing...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (O2RFr)

But with themselves not each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 03:20 PM (493sH)

160 153 I had al franken on my flight from DC to Chicago recently... He flew coach and dealt with people politely.
Never realized just how short he was.
Posted by: Former mass resident at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (DH7Uw)

Metaphor for his intellect.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 03:20 PM (SRKgf)

161 153 I had al franken on my flight from DC to Chicago recently... He flew coach and dealt with people politely.
Never realized just how short he was.
Posted by: Former mass resident at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (DH7Uw)

Metaphor for his intellect.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2016 03:20 PM (SRKgf)

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Allegory for his dick.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:21 PM (8XRCm)

162 You can have one hell of a bar in a C5 Galaxy. Better protection from sniper fire, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 03:15 PM (89T5c)

And a limo with all of the comforts of "the Beast" plus the killing capacity of an M1 Abrams can be carried onboard, deploying after landing to squash the delightful local moppets who have been assembled to present flowers.

VROOOM! BOOM! "AIEEEE!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 24, 2016 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

163 My canckles demand respect!

Posted by: Hillarys Canckle at August 24, 2016 03:21 PM (gOfte)

164 An epi pen is used by people who have allergies that can be life threatening like peanut allergies
Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:16 PM (O2RFr)

One of my grandchildren has nut allergies (serious nut allergies), and this has been a huge topic in my area (Boulder, CO) on Facebook recently.
Mostly Republican policies, of course, are to blame (Mylan acquired EpiPen rights in 2007).
I had to post the EpiPen link and mention "conspiracy theories".
http://tinyurl.com/hf3tkbc

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 24, 2016 03:21 PM (DofIg)

165 Might have been worth it to see a shaky hand held video of a drunken Hillary screeching DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM??!!?? as she's put off the plane.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2016 03:22 PM (4ErVI)

166 Does Huma spend ANY time with her child?
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM

A difficult answer but I'll try.

Hillary wasn't to have contact with the Clinton Foundation but Huma and Donna Mills could so in essence Hillary had full control of the Foundation , in the same vein Huma doesnt have contact with her child but her nanny under Huma does so in essence Huma has daily contact with her child.

Did I get it right?

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 03:22 PM (0G2eQ)

167 More than half of the MSM diagnosed with syphilis in 2015 were also infected with HIV, and over half additionally tested positive for a separate STI.

MSM? I love it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

So does a bunch of others, obviously. IYKWIM

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:23 PM (19RKp)

168 >>>Saw that at WZ.... The explanation of the "film" by
the director was that He had to do it because rarely do you find a
political couple soooo much in love.... Barf inducing...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (O2RFr)<<<

Wonder how much time the actress had to spend in the make up chair getting her resting bitch face prosthetic put on?

Posted by: Michael Dorn at August 24, 2016 03:23 PM (H9MG5)

169 Does Rahm do a nude cameo in the film?
Is the gloryhole pixelated?
Will they show Bam doing blow off Reggie's ass?
Will they use a sock to replicate the bulge in Mooch's pants?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 03:23 PM (89T5c)

170 i hope that mooch and obama film bombs worse than heavens gate. what a fuckin joke.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 03:24 PM (KP5rU)

171
Early obama administration stories starting to come out:

http://tinyurl.com/zexgahw

Of course we all know why he left it alone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2016 03:24 PM (ODxAs)

172 An epi pen is used by people who have allergies that can be life threatening like peanut allergies

Ex wife had one for migraines.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:24 PM (19RKp)

173 There's even a fast ferry - takes just under an hour

There's an idea! Huma, contact the Coast Guard. Or the Navy. Just get me something paid for by tax payers who are making a hell of a lot less than me! LOLZ!

Posted by: H-ill-ary Clinton at August 24, 2016 03:24 PM (k0G44)

174 Wonder how much time the actress had to spend in the make up chair getting her resting bitch face prosthetic put on?

Posted by: Michael Dorn at August 24, 2016 03:23 PM (H9MG5)

Was zombie LaWanda Page not available?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 03:24 PM (493sH)

175 133 Does Huma spend ANY time with her child?

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (Enq6K)

She has a child?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (GXgiy)

176 What's this about EpicPenis?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (7HtZB)

177
Wonder how much time the actress had to spend in the make up chair getting her resting bitch face prosthetic put on?

I've seen pictures of the Moooch in her College protest days and the actress no way looks like she did.....

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (O2RFr)

178 175 133 Does Huma spend ANY time with her child?

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:13 PM (Enq6K)

She has a child?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (GXgiy)

Besides Carlos?

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 03:26 PM (7HtZB)

179 She had that not-too-fresh feeling.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:26 PM (39g3+)

180 A difficult answer but I'll try.

Hillary wasn't to have contact with the Clinton Foundation but Huma
and Donna Mills could so in essence Hillary had full control of the
Foundation , in the same vein Huma doesnt have contact with her child
but her nanny under Huma does so in essence Huma has daily contact with
her child.

Did I get it right?

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 03:22 PM (0G2eQ)

Close enough for government work.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:26 PM (Enq6K)

181 This is where I laser like focus on the very important bit that Our Betters who are sooooooooo much smarter and better educated and all around superior to you and me think that is in entirely appropriate to substitute u for you when writing in what purportedly is a professional capacity.

*smacks things with a stick*

Do not even get me started on how nearly all articles online contain at least one, if not more, minor grammatical error. That's fine if it's a smart military blog such as this one. Not so much when it's Insty writing a USA Today article.

*smacks more things*

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 03:26 PM (mf5HN)

182 Chop chop fly boys!It's not like you Air Force fags have anything else to do anyway!
Madame Hillary

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:26 PM (fA75F)

183 She has a child?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (GXgiy)

Jordan Zain Weiner (4 yo)

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (Enq6K)

184 153 I had al franken on my flight from DC to Chicago recently... He flew coach and dealt with people politely.

Never realized just how short he was.
Posted by: Former mass resident at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (DH7Uw)

I sat across from Stephanopoulos at Cafe Carlyle. Makes Franken look like Wilt the Stilt.

So tempted to say something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (9P3OG)

185 >>Does Huma spend ANY time with her child?

Think Weiner is Mr. Mom

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (NOIQH)

186 OT...how do they hide the snakes that form her hair?

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (X/2ij)

187 Met this guy a few years ago, and he told me an interesting story. Back in the early 2000s he had a job at a local radio station in upstate New York (forget the name of the town). Anyway, one day the station manager comes in and calls everyone together for an announcement. Hillary Clinton was coming to the station later that day for an interview (she was doing her carpetbagger run for the Senate at the time), and the manager had very specific instructions for everyone, based on information provided by her advance people. First off, if at all possible, do not go near her. Hide in the broom closet if you have to, but stay away from her. But if circumstances forced you to come in contact with her, whatever you do, DON'T look her in the eye. She, ah, doesn't like that and would likely get upset...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (2pIEi)

188 183 She has a child?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (GXgiy)

Jordan Zain Weiner (4 yo)
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (Enq6K)

Al Keelyu Weiner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (9P3OG)

189 The Devil Wears a Prada Colostomy Bag.

Posted by: AMartel at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (WWgnZ)

190 She has a child?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM

Jordan Zain Weiner

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (0G2eQ)

191 184 153 I had al franken on my flight from DC to Chicago recently... He flew coach and dealt with people politely.

Never realized just how short he was.
Posted by: Former mass resident at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (DH7Uw)

I sat across from Stephanopoulos at Cafe Carlyle. Makes Franken look like Wilt the Stilt.

So tempted to say something.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (9P3OG)

Never realized just how short a lot of Hollywood was until I started reading stats on iMDB.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (19RKp)

192 188 183 She has a child?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (GXgiy)

Jordan Zain Weiner (4 yo)
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (Enq6K)

Al Keelyu Weiner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (9P3OG)

I.C. Weiner?

Posted by: Philip J. Fry at August 24, 2016 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

193 "Think Weiner is Mr. Mom"

Get ahead of a the game and start a psychiatric intervention now.

Posted by: AMartel at August 24, 2016 03:29 PM (WWgnZ)

194 191 Never realized just how short a lot of Hollywood was until I started reading stats on iMDB.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (19RKp)

The important thing is that actors have physically large heads.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:29 PM (9P3OG)

195 Jordan Zain Weiner (4 yo)
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (Enq6K)

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Nic named "Beaner"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:29 PM (8XRCm)

196 192 I.C. Weiner?
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at August 24, 2016 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

Oscar Meir. Golda's long lost great grandchild.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:30 PM (9P3OG)

197 http://tinyurl.com/zexgahw

Of course we all know why he left it alone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2016 03:24 PM (ODxAs)

Weird...

Norton DNS now thinks that tinyurl.com is a malicious site.

It will probably take a couple of months to straighten out. Either that or some genius Symantec product lead got tired of their DNS being spoofed and decided to solve the problem by smashing it with a hammer rather than use a screwdriver to loosen a screw a half-turn.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:30 PM (GXgiy)

198 Rock Hudson was like 6'7 though.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:30 PM (fA75F)

199 What's this about EpicPenis?

I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Epic Penis works, I'll order a dozen.

Posted by: Sean Connery at August 24, 2016 03:31 PM (39g3+)

200 I.C. Weiner?
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at August 24, 2016 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

Oscar Meir. Golda's long lost great grandchild.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:30 PM (9P3OG)

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Yeah. Thats kids got it rough.

Hebrew member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:31 PM (8XRCm)

201 >>>She has a child?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:25 PM (GXgiy)

Jordan Zain Weiner (4 yo)
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (Enq6K)<<<

Oscar Mayer Wiener?

Posted by: they really missed an golden opportunity at August 24, 2016 03:31 PM (H9MG5)

202 200
Yeah. Thats kids got it rough.

Hebrew member of the Muslim Brotherhood.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:31 PM (8XRCm)

Wait until he goes to kindergarten and gets a dose of Farfour the Hamas Mouse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (9P3OG)

203 Rock Hudson was like 6'7 though.

6' 5" per IMDB.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (19RKp)

204 Think Weiner is Mr. Mom

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (NOIQH)

That's a frightening thought.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (GXgiy)

205 OT...how do they hide the snakes that form her hair?

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On morning dog walk in Devil's Canyon today, we came across a four foot snake. It was dark gray and very skinny. We let it go its way and it let us go our way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (Nwg0u)

206 198 Rock Hudson was like 6'7 though.
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:30 PM (fA75F)

I got to see William Holden's Ferrari at a local car museum. He had to have a special windscreen installed because his head stuck above the standard issue when driving.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (7HtZB)

207 204 Think Weiner is Mr. Mom

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2016 03:27 PM (NOIQH)

That's a frightening thought.

Yes he can teach his son how to.... never mind...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (O2RFr)

208 I got a Black Magic diamonds
Got some Black magic Diamonds
Yeah, i got some Black Magic Diamonds
Fillin' up my post you see
I got some Black Magic Diamonds
Cuz my software is made by Pixy

*guitar solo*

Posted by: Ewoktana at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (0cMkb)

209 Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 03:26 PM (mf5HN)

Hey you survived your vacation! Did both your parents?

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (z/Ubi)

210 I sat across from Stephanopoulos at Cafe Carlyle. Makes Franken look like Wilt the Stilt.

So tempted to say something.

"Wow, you're an even smaller man than your words make you seem.

But yeah all but a few very significant actors are itty. Big head, little stature. Looks good on camera. That guy that plays Machete is like 5' in boots.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (39g3+)

211 Yeah. Thats kids got it rough.
Hebrew member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Poor kid. I see gas cans and cages in his future.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (89T5c)

212 I guess maybe this is a good time to recall Nancy Pelosi, after she became Speaker of the House, throwing a huge indignant butthurt hissy fit, and demanding that the USAF make a larger jet available for her use, because the jet which had been used by the previous departing Speaker could not make it all the way to California without... a refueling stop.

Refueling stops? Madame Speaker does not do "refueling stops", thank you very much. And if you want that F-35 thingamabob whatchamacallit whatever-it-is that you Air Force zoomies are so obsessed with, then you had better get with the program and ensure that Madame Speaker has air transport commensurate with her status.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (noWW6)

213 Chris Cuomo and Sanjay Gupta were discussing Trump's health this morning, questioning his doctor's report.

I'm waiting for them to discuss the Hell Bitch's health.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (1ZOkK)

214 203 Rock Hudson was like 6'7 though.

6' 5" per IMDB.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:32 PM (19RKp)

Jimmy Stewart, Clint Eastwood, Gary Cooper are/were pretty tall drinks of water.

My grand dad was over 6 foot tall but at the end of his life he was about 5'7" if that, becoming the incredible shrinking "zaydeh."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:34 PM (9P3OG)

215 199 What's this about EpicPenis?

I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Epic Penis works, I'll order a dozen.
Posted by: Sean Connery at August 24, 2016 03:31 PM (39g3+)

We are not selling Epic Penises!

Posted by: Alex Trebek at August 24, 2016 03:34 PM (7HtZB)

216 But yeah all but a few very significant actors are itty. Big head, little stature. Looks good on camera. That guy that plays Machete is like 5' in boots.

5' 6" seems to be pretty standard height for men.
5' 2" for women.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:34 PM (19RKp)

217 213 Chris Cuomo and Sanjay Gupta were discussing Trump's health this morning, questioning his doctor's report.

I'm waiting for them to discuss the Hell Bitch's health.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (1ZOkK)

Doing a journalist's job: harass, confound and confuse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:34 PM (9P3OG)

218 you had better get with the program and ensure that Madame Speaker has air transport commensurate with her status.

We're all out of leaky Sopwith Camels, madame Speaker.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:35 PM (39g3+)

219 Yeah. Thats kids got it rough.
Hebrew member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Poor kid. I see gas cans and cages in his future.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (89T5c)

--------

Eeehhhhhhh..... maybe we can compromise.

Explosive "vest" for his bris.

Posted by: Farfour the Hamas Mouse at August 24, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)

220 213 Chris Cuomo and Sanjay Gupta were discussing Trump's health this morning, questioning his doctor's report.

I'm waiting for them to discuss the Hell Bitch's health.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (1ZOkK)

Strong enough to open a pre-opened jar of pickles.

I saw it with my own eyes!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2016 03:35 PM (/CXhS)

221 John Wayne and James Arness were both 6'5 or taller.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:35 PM (fA75F)

222 I had al franken on my flight from DC to Chicago recently... He flew coach and dealt with people politely.

Never realized just how short he was.
Posted by: Former mass resident at August 24, 2016 03:18 PM (DH7Uw)

Before he was Senator Franken, I was on a flight with Al Franken and he was very polite and nice.

Back in the early 90s I was on a flight from LA to San Francisco that got delayed a few hours and in the crowd of super peeved people all of a sudden there was Jay Leno. This was right about the time he was getting very popular. The airline people were trying to hustle him off to the VIP lounge and he had none of it. He stood there and talked to everyone and signed autographs and took pictures and the only influence he exerted was to ask politely that the airline bring over some water since everyone was hot and thirsty.

He was as gracious as a person could be and it was even more impressive because he could have quite easily smiled and waved and headed off for free drinks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 03:35 PM (mf5HN)

223 I'm really hoping that some day we'll get an inside report by an AF pilot on what Princess Precious and his brood were like to shuttle around.

Same with the Clintons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:35 PM (1ZOkK)

224 212 Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (noWW6)

If I were the pilot, I'd invite that cvnt to get out at 30,000 and push.

I would pay very good money to see someone like Mark Steyn debate that harridan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (9P3OG)

225 Sure, if you promise not to crap in the seats.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (HgMAr)

226 213
Chris Cuomo and Sanjay Gupta were discussing Trump's health this morning, questioning his doctor's report.

I'm waiting for them to discuss the Hell Bitch's health.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (1ZOkK)

If you'd stop watching all that crap, you'd probably not have to take BP meds.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (Enq6K)

227 Hebrew member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:31 PM (8XRCm)

Someone has to keep the books.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

228 Big head, little stature. Looks good on camera.

That's interesting, if true. I'd never heard that.

It's the opposite of comics. A regular human is 7 heads high. You draw a hero 8 heads high (i.e. smaller head to body ratio).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (mgbwf)

229 *waves to AtC*

I'm about to have to entertain BFF's widowed husband and his hell bitch wife.

Prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (1ZOkK)

230 Also on the Pelosi use of Air Force jets, let us recall:

(a) Pelosi using USAF metal as essentially a private transcontinental air taxi for her adult children, without paying any reimbursement for their carriage at public expense, and

(b) The hundred thousand dollar plus bar tab for top shelf booze racked up by Pelosi. * Nothing but the best for Madame Speaker, her family, and guests.

( * The utterly useless Capitol Hill Republicans didn't uncover this. It was, once again, Judicial Watch doing the shoe-leather investigative work that the Hill GOP should be doing, but aren't.)

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (noWW6)

231 Always got the impression Leno is a good guy.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:36 PM (fA75F)

232 What's this about EpicPenis?

I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Epic Penis works, I'll order a dozen.

-
Just don't waste your money on that book Dildos and Don'ts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 24, 2016 03:37 PM (Nwg0u)

233 Why the hell is this lady wearing a black long coat and pants on Martha's Vineyard when it was 85 degrees?

My uncle who had a stroke used to to stuff like that because he said after that he could never get half his body warm.

Somethings not right there.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2016 03:37 PM (Ug8ez)

234 223 I'm really hoping that some day we'll get an inside report by an AF pilot on what Princess Precious and his brood were like to shuttle around.

Same with the Clintons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:35 PM (1ZOkK)

What, you think we want to be the victims of mysterious "accidents"?

Posted by: AF1 Pilots at August 24, 2016 03:37 PM (7HtZB)

235 Poor kid. I see gas cans and cages in his future.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (89T5c)

--------------

Huh. I'm seeing a carney ferris wheel.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 03:37 PM (Fmupd)

236 Why doesn't she just float over there like Baron Harkonnen?

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (HgMAr)

237 Why the hell is this lady wearing a black long coat and pants on Martha's Vineyard when it was 85 degrees?

My uncle who had a stroke used to to stuff like that because he said after that he could never get half his body warm.

Somethings not right there.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2016 03:37 PM (Ug8ez)

She's trying to hid the iron lung that she's in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (493sH)

238 alexthechick @ 181 -

What to you attribute this to? Seriously - I mean, Srsly - what's behind it?

Do J-schools not emphasize spelling and grammar any more?. A deficiency in teaching the language in (ahem) grammar school? Something else?

For me, there's an instant loss of credibility when I see a grammar error. Then I'm left with the question, why?

So I ask you - Why?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (EUDLj)

239 Tami, I was just surfin' through the TV this morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (1ZOkK)

240 It's the opposite of comics. A regular human is 7 heads high. You draw a hero 8 heads high (i.e. smaller head to body ratio).

Yeah smaller head makes their shoulders look big, that's why Hulk's fists are bigger than his head. Its a way of emphasizing heroic stature.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

241 Chuck Connors was 6-7

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (1OU8C)

242 Chuck Connors played forward for the Celtics as well as professional baseball.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:39 PM (fA75F)

243 241 Chuck Connors was 6-7
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (1OU8C)

Yeah, but he fucked Don Rickles. Or was it the other way around?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:39 PM (9P3OG)

244 233 Why the hell is this lady wearing a black long coat and pants on Martha's Vineyard when it was 85 degrees?

people were questioning that choice.... The next day she went for the short sleeved circus tent pants suit... must have gotten the message...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:39 PM (O2RFr)

245 Most big time action stars are taller, big guys. Romantic interests were usually smaller, but not always (see Rock Hudson, above). Tom Cruise is itty, its hard to get real data on him, but he's very short.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:39 PM (39g3+)

246 Aww, how sweet - only 9 years until J.Z. Weiner has his Bar Mitzvah. Since he becomes a man that day, his dad can finally teach him how to take a proper dick pic selfie. Looks even classier if you are still wearing your tallit when you take it.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:40 PM (kumBu)

247 They list Connors as 6'5 too.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.cgi?id=connor001kev

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:40 PM (fA75F)

248 Jimmy Stewart, Clint Eastwood, Gary Cooper are/were pretty tall drinks of water.

6' 3", 6' 4", & 6' 3"

Martin Sheen - 5' 7"
John Spencer - 5' 6"
Rob Lowe - 5' 11"
Wife has been watching West Wing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:40 PM (19RKp)

249 I'm 6" 5'

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

250 This simply should not happen in a republic such as ours. Frankly, at this point, I really question the necessity of Air Force 1.

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (gmeXX)

251

I'm pretty constipated. HUMA! Call the Marines and have them come manually disimpact me...

Posted by: Hitlery at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (qul7b)

252 They say the chain is only as strong as its weakest link, but what if it's all just one big link?

Whoa. Mind.Blown.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (evdj2)

253 Jane, prayers up. Just remember, if you drink clear alcohol you can fill up that water glass to the very top with impunity.

Hey you survived your vacation! Did both your parents?
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 03:33 PM (z/Ubi)

I did survive! I went Outside a whole bunch and did not get eaten by bears or orcas or whales or sea lions or seals.

My parents did survive as well but by the last two days we were at the all out WHY ARE YOU BREATHING SO LOUD WHY stage.

On the eaten by bears thing, there were signs all over Skagway with helpful advice such as do not feed the bears sammiches. I was eyeing them going "Take them down. Let Blessed Mother Gaia sort it out."

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

254 "Tom Cruise is itty, its hard to get real data on him, but he's very short.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:39 PM (39g3+) "

I'm sure John Travolta has the 'real data' on him, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (kumBu)

255 251

I'm pretty constipated. HUMA! Call the Marines and have them come manually disimpact me...
Posted by: Hitlery at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (qul7b)

Tell them to bring one of those big swab thingies they use on the howitzers, stat!

Posted by: Hilary at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (7HtZB)

256 246 Aww, how sweet - only 9 years until J.Z. Weiner has his Bar Mitzvah. Since he becomes a man that day, his dad can finally teach him how to take a proper dick pic selfie. Looks even classier if you are still wearing your tallit when you take it.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:40 PM (kumBu)

I'm surprised they let a mohel clip his yutzik at 8 days, when Huma's relatives could have decapitated him at day 1.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (9P3OG)

257 "The next day she went for the short sleeved circus tent pants suit"

Short sleeves, but still with the very loose cut concealing her midsection.

I had previously dismissed as crazy conspiracy talk the idea that she's got medical equipment strapped on under there, but you honestly do have to wonder.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (noWW6)

258 This greedy, gluttonous slob makes me think of Vladimir Harkonnen from the Dune movie. Flying around in that chair screaming at her underlings to suck out infected facial boils are bring her more spice.

What a hag.

Posted by: Diondre Cole at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (w6xXt)

259 My canckles demand respect!

Posted by: Hillarys Canckle at August 24, 2016 03:21 PM (gOfte)
...........

And blood thinners, and comfortable shoes.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

260 "Tom Cruise is itty, its hard to get real data on him, but he's very short.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:39 PM (39g3+) "

He got to schtup Mimi Rogers, who I still lust after.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (9P3OG)

261 OT:
if Trump bothered to actually think about these issues before he began shooting his mouth off.

Like that could ever happen.

Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (8J/Te)

262 Ha! Look at Drudge's headline - he misspelled hippo!

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (k0G44)

263 260 Mimi has some big funbags.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (fA75F)

264 .... but still with the very loose cut concealing her midsection.

-----

Thank gawd!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

265 Ferries are tough if you're not used to drinking on them.

Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (8J/Te)

266 Had to work in Philadelphia today, it is frightening how many women wearing head to toe black large clothing with just face and hands showing I saw going and coming back home, it is upper 80's now.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (0G2eQ)

267 Humble public servant.

Posted by: A Blinkin at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (dnWSK)

268 He got to schtup Mimi Rogers, who I still lust after.

Ha hah!

Posted by: Bryan Brown in Full Body Massage at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (mgbwf)

269 It does sort of have a "Let them eat cake" vibe to it, except for the fact that Marie Antoinette never actually actually said that and was probably a nicer person anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (6HqlZ)

270 263 260 Mimi has some big funbags.
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (fA75F)

Very proud and supple, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (9P3OG)

271 >>>I'm 6" 5'
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (7HtZB)<<<

Me too!

Posted by: a dyslexic Moron at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (H9MG5)

272 A real woman of the people, that one.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (0mRoj)

273 I swear, if husband's BFF's new wife is as loud and nasally as she usually is, I can't be held responsible.

Still adjusting to new meds, and they're spending the night on their way to barge in on other friends in FL.

I miss my BFF so much. This bitch is her polar opposite. Her husband barely utters a word around her.

*steels self*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (1ZOkK)

274 "Tom Cruise is itty, its hard to get real data on him, but he's very short.

IMDb says 5' 7".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:45 PM (19RKp)

275 The guy who played Lurch was pretty damn tall, and that guy in the bond film too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2016 03:45 PM (6Ll1u)

276 240 It's the opposite of comics. A regular human is 7 heads high. You draw a hero 8 heads high (i.e. smaller head to body ratio).

You need to adjust for inflation.
What is the ratio in Zika heads?

Posted by: wooga at August 24, 2016 03:45 PM (wmwTV)

277 262 Ha! Look at Drudge's headline - he misspelled hippo!
Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (k0G44)

Dear Lord, she looks like Barney. Or a shmoo. "Bobo-don" as they say in Italian (hippo).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:45 PM (9P3OG)

278 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 24, 2016 03:45 PM (uPt3V)

279 Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (2pIEi)

Sounds like Hillary is on the autism spectrum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 03:45 PM (6HqlZ)

280 "strapped on under there, but you honestly do have to wonder.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (noWW6)"

You said strapped on! Huh huh huh heh huh

Yeah! Yeah!

Posted by: A Blinkin at August 24, 2016 03:46 PM (dnWSK)

281 The measurements remind me of the Stonehenge bit Spinal Rap.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:46 PM (fA75F)

282 Dear Lord, she looks like Barney. Or a shmoo. "Bobo-don" as they say in Italian (hippo).

Compared to the outfit she wore at the Cher fund raiser she looks slim...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:46 PM (O2RFr)

283 Hillary! Boxers or briefs?

Depends.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2016 03:46 PM (2Mnv1)

284 Spinal Tap.Spinal Rap would be funny though.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:46 PM (fA75F)

285 "I did survive! I went Outside a whole bunch and did not get eaten by bears or orcas or whales or sea lions or seals. "

She has become an outsiderist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (ptqRm)

286 Ferries are tough if you're not used to drinking on them.

Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2016 03:43 PM (8J/Te)

Barry: I don't let anyone drink on me. Oh those ferries..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (493sH)

287 279 Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (2pIEi)

Sounds like Hillary is on the autism spectrum.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 03:45 PM (6HqlZ)

I think she considers herself royalty, not to be looked upon by peasants.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (0mRoj)

288 276 240 It's the opposite of comics. A regular human is 7 heads high. You draw a hero 8 heads high (i.e. smaller head to body ratio).

You need to adjust for inflation.
What is the ratio in Zika heads?

14.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (19RKp)

289 I'm sure John Travolta has the 'real data' on him, IYKWIMAITYD.

https://youtu.be/088clZ-urpo

He got to schtup Mimi Rogers, who I still lust after.

Tom Cruise has ruined many women for me. Mimi, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes. Its the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley effect

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

290 Black Muslims gonna Black Muslim, Skip.

Did you get to see any using their burqha as a hands-free device? That's my fav.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (Ql/gh)

291 He got to schtup Mimi Rogers, who I still lust after.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (9P3OG)

I heard that he didn't want to, which is one of the reasons why they split up.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (XIXhw)

292 Ugh. They're here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (1ZOkK)

293 Ugh. They're here.

Have a dink.. many drinks...

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (O2RFr)

294 Sounds like Hillary is on the autism spectrum.

Everyone is, if you believe Facebook moms

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (39g3+)

295 What to you attribute this to? Seriously - I mean, Srsly - what's behind it?

Do J-schools not emphasize spelling and grammar any more?. A deficiency in teaching the language in (ahem) grammar school? Something else?

For me, there's an instant loss of credibility when I see a grammar error. Then I'm left with the question, why?

So I ask you - Why?
Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 03:38 PM (EUDLj)

This is a case where the simplest answer is the most likely. It's a case of putting something through a spell checker quickly and not reading closely to catch tiny little errors that add up to that sense of being not quite professional. Things such as tense shifts or improper apostrophe usage or the like. You know, all the tiny crap that we all type and then don't pick up when proofreading because we know what it says and we aren't truly reading the text on the screen.

Toss in the need to churn out content quickly, season with a huge cutback in copy editing and voila. It's to the point where I presume every article will have something grammatically incorrect therein.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (mf5HN)

296 292 Ugh. They're here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (1ZOkK)

Who?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (0mRoj)

297 291
I heard that he didn't want to, which is one of the reasons why they split up.
Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:47 PM (XIXhw)

What kind of a homo doesn't want to . . . oh, never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (9P3OG)

298 "I'm surprised they let a mohel clip his yutzik at 8 days, when Huma's relatives could have decapitated him at day 1.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:42 PM (9P3OG) "

I'm sure they had a compromise. If it's a boy we do a bris, if it's a girl we have some of Huma's relatives do a clit chop.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (kumBu)

299 IMDB says Tom Cruise is 5'7", which is doubtful. That's 3 and a half inches taller than Moe Howard.

Posted by: Dang, trying too hard to look thoughtful at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (k0G44)

300 Posted by: Bryan Brown in Full Body Massage at August 24, 2016 03:44 PM (mgbwf)

He married Rachel Ward, not Mimi Rogers.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (XIXhw)

301 She has become an outsiderist.

It was the lure of the rare Arctic Manatee what did it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (mgbwf)

302 He got to schtup Mimi Rogers, who I still lust after.

She's 60. That's like schtupping grandma.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (19RKp)

303 Hillary Clinton is way too entitled.

Posted by: zombie Leona Helmsley at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (11H2y)

304 Noblesse oblige, you scum beneath my feet.

Posted by: Hillary the Great at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (iLoHX)

305 Ugh. They're here.

*pushes mint juleps through the USB port for Jane*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 03:50 PM (mgbwf)

306 302 She's 60. That's like schtupping grandma.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (19RKp)

Considering my wife is 62 and still pretty damned attractive, I'll disregard that remark.

And let me at Helen Mirren while we're at it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:50 PM (9P3OG)

307 Noblesse oblige, you scum beneath my feet.
Posted by: Hillary the Great at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (iLoHX)

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Ok ok ok.

Just never a prima nocta. Deal??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:50 PM (8XRCm)

308 IMDB says Tom Cruise is 5'7", which is doubtful.

Yeah they got that first digit one too many.

He married Rachel Ward, not Mimi Rogers.

Even hotter. Dat accent

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:50 PM (39g3+)

309 Mimi and others...

http://celebritynudecentury.blogspot.com/search?q=Mimi+rogers

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2016 03:51 PM (fA75F)

310 308 IMDB says Tom Cruise is 5'7", which is doubtful.

Yeah they got that first digit one too many.

He married Rachel Ward, not Mimi Rogers.

Even hotter. Dat accent
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:50 PM (39g3+)

Wrong. Mimi Rogers was his first wife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:51 PM (9P3OG)

311 Wrong. Mimi Rogers was his first wife.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:51 P

Wasn't Cruz married to that red haired Australian woman?

Posted by: donna at August 24, 2016 03:52 PM (O2RFr)

312 236

Beat me to it.

And I guess the name is Baron Harkonnen.

Posted by: Diondre Cole at August 24, 2016 03:52 PM (w6xXt)

313 the guy who played Shane was tiny.

Stallone, and Jason Statham not real tall either.

Dolph Lundgren is really huge though. 6'5" and chemistry degree with genius IQ supposedly.

Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 03:52 PM (xVRrG)

314 Wasn't Cruz married to that red haired Australian woman?

Nicole Kidman. Lovely ice princess.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:52 PM (39g3+)

315 "It was the lure of the rare Arctic Manatee what did it."

She wants to mount the head of one over her fireplace?

Other then that, their plumage is usually pretty drab, except for the March-April mating season.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 03:52 PM (ptqRm)

316 It was the lure of the rare Arctic Manatee what did it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (mgbwf)

I will neither confirm or deny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

317
Must be because I had the flu for Christmas
And I'm not feeling up to par

Posted by: Hillary at August 24, 2016 03:53 PM (9mTYi)

318
Cruise was married to Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and what's-her-name, the mousy one who he had Suri with.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:54 PM (9P3OG)

319 >>>Rachel Ward

My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face... then slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed... marry her, and start the whoopee machine.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 03:54 PM (0G1TT)

320 317
Must be because I had the flu for Christmas
And I'm not feeling up to par
Posted by: Hillary at August 24, 2016 03:53 PM (9mTYi)

It increases my paranoia,
like looking in the rear view mirror and seeing . . . Ken Starr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (9P3OG)

321 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:48 PM (39g3+)

Well, I don't know if she has autism, but I do think instead there's something psychologically wrong with her. My autistic son is pleasanter to people than she seems to be. Pathologically mean is not a description in the DSM, however.

It's never good to make deals with the devil. There's always an expiration date.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (6HqlZ)

322 My husband just sent me this video......

Prince- "Donald Trump Black Version" (1990) Official Video with lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOAifG-mc1I

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (Enq6K)

323 Wrong. Mimi Rogers was his first wife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:51 PM (9P3OG)

I was referring to Bryan Brown.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (XIXhw)

324 Wrong. Mimi Rogers was his first wife.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
---------------

Mimi Baez was my first wife. Then I died.

Posted by: Richard Farina at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (9mTYi)

325 "She's 60. That's like schtupping grandma.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (19RKp) "

There are some hot women over 60. Elvira's over 60 and I'd still hit it like Albert Pujols on a Brad Lidge hanging slider. (In costume or out - actually, I prefer her as a redhead).

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (kumBu)

326 the guy who played Shane was tiny.

Yeah but he had massive presence. He oozed menace in This Gun for Hire. Got a lot of tough guy noir bits after that, and you'd never think it to look at him. But when he was on screen, man was he powerful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (39g3+)

327 My brother saw Tom Cruise filming a movie and said he looked like a miniature person. Like Sammy Davis Junior who was 5'5". If you watch a Tom Cruise movie you'll notice he never switches the lights on in a room because he has to jump up and hit the switch on the wall. It sometimes takes several tries.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (k0G44)

328 My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face... then slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed... marry her, and start the whoopee machine.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 03:54 PM (0G1TT)

Cleaning woman!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (493sH)

329 My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face... then slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed... marry her, and start the whoopee machine.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 03:54 PM (0G1TT)

-----

*scowls jealously*

Posted by: Winnona Ryder at August 24, 2016 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

330 "Pathologically mean is not a description in the DSM, however."

She's a classic misanthrope -- hates people.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 03:56 PM (r1fLd)

331 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 03:54 PM (0G1TT)

I'm telling Winona on you. AND . . . Hyapatia Lee!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:56 PM (9P3OG)

332 False alarm. Husband instead.

I really hope they leave really early in the morning. This woman works my every last nerve.

I'll be having a big ol' glass of wine (just one) which will piss her off, since she thinks alcohol is evil.

I may or may not report back later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

333 My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face... then slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed... marry her, and start the whoopee machine.

All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it's delicious."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 03:57 PM (39g3+)

334 I'm pretty constipated. HUMA! Call the Marines and have them come manually disimpact me...

Posted by: Hitlery at August 24, 2016 03:41 PM (qul7b)

And that's when they turned her around, pulled down her drawers, bent her over, and broke one of the windows at 35,000 feet. She sealed that opening up like she was designed to, shrieked something awful before getting this look of relief on her face and that's why we need to paint the tail and rudder assembly.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 24, 2016 03:57 PM (hLRSq)

335
OK. The kittehs are demanding teh din-din.

BBS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:57 PM (9P3OG)

336 325 "She's 60. That's like schtupping grandma.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:49 PM (19RKp) "

There are some hot women over 60. Elvira's over 60 and I'd still hit it like Albert Pujols on a Brad Lidge hanging slider. (In costume or out - actually, I prefer her as a redhead).
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 24, 2016 03:55 PM (kumBu)

My Serbian stewardess friend is over 60 & very attractive. I should give her a call...

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2016 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

337 the guy who played Shane was tiny.

Alan Ladd? 5' 6".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:57 PM (19RKp)

338 It increases my paranoia,
like looking in the rear view mirror and seeing . . . Ken Starr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------------

Only people of a certain age are following this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 03:57 PM (9mTYi)

339 Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at August 24, 2016 03:28 PM (2pIEi)

Sounds plausible about Hildabeest.

My sis works in NYC in theatre and has connections to people in the field around town. Has a friend that works behind the scenes at SNL.

Friend interacted with Trump when he guest hosted. Said he was, to friend's surprise, quite warm and polite and gracious. Not what the friend expected, not uber braggadocious. Friend is dem so had no plans to vote for Trump, but liked the guy. Good to know he is decent in his personal life.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (hvf9s)

340 "since she thinks alcohol is evil. "

A truly delightful person, I'm sure.

She doesn't happen to pray five times a day, does she?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (ptqRm)

341 337 the guy who played Shane was tiny.

Alan Ladd? 5' 6".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 03:57 PM (19RKp)

He had to stand on boxes next to Veronica Lake. Speaking of whom - BOING!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (9P3OG)

342 "My brother saw Tom Cruise filming a movie and said he looked like a miniature person."

I was walking down Fifth Avenue years ago and passed a guy and first said to myself "that guy looks exactly like Al Pacino but only 5'1"

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (r1fLd)

343 BTW, Thanks, Ace. :^) We may squabble and disagree about Trump, but we're united in our deploring of Hillary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (6HqlZ)

344 Robert Blake is 5' 4". And likes vintage firearms.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (XIXhw)

345
She doesn't happen to pray five times a day, does she?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (ptqRm)

Not quite. Messianic Jooo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK)

346 "My brother saw Tom Cruise filming a movie and said he looked like a miniature person."

----

Which pisses me off to no end we was cast as Jack Reacher.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

347 You try to film Tom Cruise from low angles as much as possible - makes him look taller. I took the same approach in some of my, er, 'personal' photography.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 24, 2016 03:59 PM (kumBu)

348 330 "Pathologically mean is not a description in the DSM, however."

She's a classic misanthrope -- hates people.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 03:56 PM (r1fLd)

It's "Ms-anthrope!"

Posted by: Angry Second Wave Feminists at August 24, 2016 03:59 PM (7HtZB)

349 Alan Ladd? 5' 6".

Yeah I think his bio was spotting him a few inches there. Still very impressive as an actor and screen presence.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (39g3+)

350 Dangit willow'd by Italians.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (hvf9s)

351 The Hillary appearance on Kimmel with the pickle jar stunt got lower ratings than Teen Mom and a Friends rerun. But inevitable or whatever...

Posted by: Azathoth at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (DRWGY)

352 and huma, be a dear and ask the air force if it's not too much trouble to send a couple of missiles at trump tower. i'll be sitting on the starboard side, i'd like to see the impacts myself. thanks xoxo

Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (cOwly)

353 Which pisses me off to no end we was cast as Jack Reacher.

Yeah he did a great job with the role, but he's almost literally half the man Reacher is in the books.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (39g3+)

354 "My brother saw Tom Cruise filming a movie and said he looked like a miniature person."

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Which pisses me off to no end we was cast as Jack Reacher.

Yeah. Ruined it. Reacher was supposed to be 6' 5", not the other way around.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (19RKp)

355 "Not quite. Messianic Jooo."

Ah...

So, no BLTs on the veranda tonight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (ptqRm)

356 Hmmm. Trying to work up a limerick with 'Nantucket'. I'm drawing a complete blank.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (wPiJc)

357 I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2016 04:01 PM (0G1TT)

358 You know a small guy who really, really has a commanding screen presence.

Plankton.

"I can deny it NO LONGER! I am small . . . "

Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 04:01 PM (xVRrG)

359 Has Tom Cruise ever appeared on Conan? I'm betting no, because Conan is very tall and towers over most of his guests as it is.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 04:01 PM (z/Ubi)

360 Years ago, Clint Eastwood was filming a movie in ATL, "Sharkey's Machine" I believe. They did some filming in and outside my office building.

Saw Rachel Ward up close (beautiful, but frosty), and one morning I was rushing in to work, and barely noticed the guy holding the elevator for me was Eastwood.

Super nice guy, and I was speechless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 04:01 PM (1ZOkK)

361 Tattoo was really fucking short!

Posted by: Killerdog at August 24, 2016 04:01 PM (gOfte)

362 Robert Blake is 5' 4". And likes vintage firearms.

Is he out of jail? Beretta was a cool show.

(It was a mid-season replacement for something where there was a scandal and I trust that distributed Horde knowledge will remind me).

He was pretty cool until the whole shooting the wife thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 04:02 PM (mgbwf)

363 Hmmm. Trying to work up a limerick with 'Nantucket'. I'm drawing a complete blank.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 24, 2016 04:00 PM (wPiJc)

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psssssst....... "McNugget"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

364 349 Alan Ladd? 5' 6".

Yeah I think his bio was spotting him a few inches there. Still very impressive as an actor and screen presence.

Yeah. Take what I post with a grain of salt. I'm sure IMDb gets their info from the actors & actresses publicists.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 04:02 PM (19RKp)

365 I was walking down Fifth Avenue years ago and passed
a guy and first said to myself "that guy looks exactly like Al Pacino
but only 5'1"

Posted by: Ignoramus

That's another guy my brother's seen in person! At Disneyland - he had his kid on his shoulders. Probably to make himself appear taller.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 04:02 PM (k0G44)

366 You try to film Tom Cruise from low angles as much as possible - makes him look taller. I took the same approach in some of my, er, 'personal' photography.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 24, 2016 03:59 PM (kumBu)
..............

I've heard shaving helps, too.

Posted by: Dick Balschaef at August 24, 2016 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

367 Joe Pesci is really 6'8" . He does most of his scenes on his knees.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 04:03 PM (YYoIi)

368 360 Years ago, Clint Eastwood was filming a movie in ATL, "Sharkey's Machine" I believe. They did some filming in and outside my office building.

Saw Rachel Ward up close (beautiful, but frosty), and one morning I was rushing in to work, and barely noticed the guy holding the elevator for me was Eastwood.

Super nice guy, and I was speechless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2016 04:01 PM (1ZOkK)

Was it Burt Reynolds? He directed and starred in that movie. It's a fun one that I always liked except for some extended romantic schmaltz scenes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 24, 2016 04:03 PM (4ErVI)

369 360 Years ago, Clint Eastwood was filming a movie in ATL, "Sharkey's Machine" I believe. They did some filming in and outside my office building.

Burt Reynolds, not Eastwood.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 04:03 PM (XIXhw)

370 Hmmm. Trying to work up a limerick with 'Nantucket'. I'm drawing a complete blank.
-----------

Maybe... something, something... bucket?

Posted by: Aunt Enid at August 24, 2016 04:04 PM (9mTYi)

371 Robert Blake compared his height to Alan Ladd's in the movie, Electra Glide in Blue. It was even on the poster.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 04:05 PM (k0G44)

372 Hmmm. Trying to work up a limerick with 'Nantucket'. I'm drawing a complete blank.

Feminine napkin.......tuck it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 24, 2016 04:05 PM (326rv)

373 Joe Pesci is really 6'8" . He does most of his scenes on his knees.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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Same for Tim Conway.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 04:05 PM (9mTYi)

374 Hmmm. Trying to work up a limerick with 'Nantucket'. I'm drawing a complete blank.

Try "tuck it."

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at August 24, 2016 04:05 PM (39g3+)

375 Hmmm. Trying to work up a limerick with 'Nantucket'. I'm drawing a complete blank.

Car in ditch......unstuck it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 24, 2016 04:05 PM (326rv)

376 "psssssst....... "McNugget"

...was so long he could.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 04:06 PM (ptqRm)

377 I played Adian Quinn in a tennis match . He's about 5' 11 which makes Brad Pitt about 5'9' or so if you've seen Legends of the Fall.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 04:06 PM (YYoIi)

378 371 Robert Blake compared his height to Alan Ladd's in the movie, Electra Glide in Blue. It was even on the poster.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 04:05 PM (k0G44)

Now there's an underrated movie.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 04:06 PM (XIXhw)

379
Burt Reynolds, not Eastwood.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 04:03 PM (XIXhw)

Gah. You're right. Thanks. *fuzzy headed*

Posted by: Steve Doocy at August 24, 2016 04:07 PM (1ZOkK)

380 Conan O'Brien is actually 14'3" tall. He sits on the floor behind his desk when he interviews people.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 04:07 PM (k0G44)

381 Same for Tim Conway.
Posted Mike Hammer

Dorf the golfer is pretty funny.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 04:07 PM (YYoIi)

382 Friend of mine worked a summer in Aspen back in the 80s parking cars at a resort and Schwarzenegger rolled up one day in some high $$ foreign sports car.
He said he was pretty surprised to find out how much taller than Ahnold he was. Granted, in those days, Schwarzenegger was a yard wide but movies made you think he pretty tall too.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 24, 2016 04:08 PM (DRWGY)

383 >>> Conan O'Brien is actually 14'3" tall. He sits on the floor behind his desk when he interviews people.
Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 04:07 PM (k0G44)

Joel McHale is super tall for Hollywood; enjoyed when he towered over celebs that same on the Soup.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2016 04:09 PM (hvf9s)

384 I saw Robert Redford in person in Aspen years and years ago. He was at the counter of an Ice cream store. I had to look like five times because I could not believe he was so short.

Tiny dude. Smaller than Plankton even.

I almost stepped on him.

Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 04:09 PM (xVRrG)

385 Now there's an underrated movie.

Posted by: Gran

I saw it in the theater when it came out. I was 10 years old and it was pretty rough for a PG rating. Kinda disturbed me.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2016 04:10 PM (k0G44)

386 Gah. You're right. Thanks. *fuzzy headed*

Posted by: Steve Doocy at August 24, 2016 04:07 PM (1ZOkK)

They were/are(?) good friends. As I remember it, when Eastwood started making comedies, Reynolds told him "if you keep making comedies I'm gonna make Dirty Harry in Atlanta". Hence Sharky's Machine.

Posted by: Gran at August 24, 2016 04:10 PM (XIXhw)

387 He said he was pretty surprised to find out how much taller than Ahnold he was.

Ahnold 6 2
Conan O'brien 6 4

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 04:11 PM (19RKp)

388 Posted by: Azathoth at August 24, 2016 04:08 PM (DRWGY)

Arnold the bodybuilder is listed at 6'2 but supposedly closer to 6'1" or 6'0" now that age has shrunk him.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 04:11 PM (YYoIi)

389 Conway does Dorf the Jockey skit on Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhO7dMEthK4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 04:11 PM (9mTYi)

390 Someone already mentioned James Arness at 6' 7'' , right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2016 04:11 PM (ptqRm)

391 Posted by: Azathoth at August 24, 2016 04:08 PM (DRWGY)
I'm always surprised how small the movie stars are. I met Arnold. I had heels on but he wasn't very tall. I was as tall as he was.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 04:11 PM (x4Ocx)

392 Hillary is really 6' 8". That's why her costumes look so small on her. Her colostomy bag holds five gallons. No wonder she's always scowling.

And her irritating laugh is actually a cry for help.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2016 04:12 PM (Fmupd)

393 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 04:11 PM (YYoIi)
I don't think he's that tall. Maybe 5 10.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 04:13 PM (x4Ocx)

394 Robert Blake was Little Beaver in the Red Ryder movies.

Posted by: Elliot at August 24, 2016 04:13 PM (cOwly)

395 390 Someone already mentioned James Arness at 6' 7'' , right?

Yes. Per IMDb.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2016 04:14 PM (19RKp)

396
I was walking down Fifth Avenue years ago and passed a guy and first said to myself "that guy looks exactly like Al Pacino but only 5'1"

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2016 03:58 PM (r1fLd)

He wears lifts on-screen. Sometimes you can see the 2" soles in some shots. The Devil's Advocate is good for this (the rooftop scene). Looks like he's wearing Ritchie Blackmore's platform shoes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2016 04:14 PM (xxSK3)

397 funny how some celebrities who are short are not known for it and some who are short are famous for it.

Mickey Rooney. Danny DeVito.

Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2016 04:15 PM (xVRrG)

398 I don't think he's that tall. Maybe 5 10.
***

That's what my friend said too. I know for a fact he was 6'3" back then in college.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 24, 2016 04:17 PM (DRWGY)

399 Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 04:13 PM (x4Ocx)

How old was he ? During the bodybuilding days they did actually do measurements and his official listing was 6'2 . Most believe they had a generous round up. I'm sure he has shrunk a couple of inches because of age. You can see pics of him posing next to Lou the Hulk who is 6'5" and I'd say he was at least 6' at that time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 04:19 PM (YYoIi)

400 You can see pics of him posing next to Lou the Hulk who is 6'5" and I'd say he was at least 6' at that time.

Sigh. I guess age takes its toll on all of us.

I was next to Lou Ferrigno at a ComicCon and he was roughly my size, I'll give him an inch out of sympathy, and I'm not quite 6'1".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 04:23 PM (mgbwf)

401 I think everybody should consider the ways they can help influence the election. Even if you don't like Trump, Queen Hillary needs to not be elected. I am going to start putting out the whiteboard signs. Maybe the other guys and gals could do little post it notes around your office or town. It doesn't have to be a lot. Just something like "Hillary is pathologically mean" above the urinal ;^) or "Queen Hillary thinks she 's entitled." on the mirror. Maybe do a week of anti Hillary notes and then pro Trump ones, "At least Trump loves America"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 04:25 PM (6HqlZ)

402 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 04:23 PM (mgbwf)

I guess all the body builders lie about their height. Which is ironic since they measure their muscles to the 1/8 of an inch.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck SJW oil expert at August 24, 2016 04:28 PM (YYoIi)

403 We need a national tax revolt.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 24, 2016 04:32 PM (c0/+W)

404 I guess all the body builders lie about their height. Which is ironic since they measure their muscles to the 1/8 of an inch.

Yeah, I grew up believing they were about 6'3" and 6'5" respectively.

I'm not sure what's worse. That they were lying or that they shrunk that much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 04:33 PM (mgbwf)

405 I think this whole thing with Hillary and a pickle jar e jar is laughable. Was it supposed to be.? How do we know someone didn't bang the jar and loosen the lid beforehand?

I'm sorry; I know no movie stars so i can't comment on how tall they are,. Therefore I'll just have to sound like I'm posting in an entirely different thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 04:34 PM (6HqlZ)

406 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 24, 2016 04:19 PM (YYoIi)
It was when he was governor. Maybe 10 years ago. I couldn't believe how short he seemed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 04:34 PM (nNQXS)

407 and I'm not quite 6'1".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 04:23 PM (mgbwf)

My medical records list me as 5'1". So seeeeee. See how you aren't even a foot taller than me!

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette at August 24, 2016 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

408 My medical records list me as 5'1". So seeeeee. See how you aren't even a foot taller than me!

Posted by: alexthechick - Skittle fueled Godzillette

You remember that we've actually met, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 04:47 PM (mgbwf)

409
For someone assisted with a biomechanical mobility device, the Shrillster sure does affect a "princess and the pea" attitude, doesn't she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2016 04:56 PM (9HR8n)

410
"I am big. It's the airlines that got small."

-- Baroness von Harkonen

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2016 04:58 PM (9HR8n)

411 All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on 'em with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you.

Some people pay good money for that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 24, 2016 04:59 PM (evdj2)

412 not frequent ferries
And
why shouldn't she fly, just because YOU can't afford it doesn't mean she shouldn't
Gee I wonder how many times Trump has ridden on a ferry?

Posted by: him at August 24, 2016 05:13 PM (JBYUX)

413 why shouldn't she fly, just because YOU can't afford it doesn't mean she shouldn't

As long as she's paying I really don't care, except for the chance to mock the stroke-ridden old cow.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 24, 2016 05:17 PM (evdj2)

414 seems like a lot of people are concerned with height or lack thereof

Posted by: him at August 24, 2016 05:17 PM (JBYUX)

415 Ace:

Have you ever traveled on a private jet? It takes no time. I used to work for a Company that purchased a private jet in 2002 and leased a hangar at the airport in Aurora Illinois. Same airport that at that time Denny Hastert Used. Right after 9/11, Deny had 2 FA-18's along with him at all times and they were also based at the tiny Aurora airport. He had the use of an Army Gulfstream G5. Very nice. I can tell you that when I traveled on the company jet, i would let the pilots know what time we were showing up, we would drive up into the hangar (no security whatsoever at that time), hand our keys to our guy ("plane b****") and jump in the plane. within 30 seconds we were airborne if the FA 18's were not taking off (we watched them take off a bunch of times - pure awesomeness - near vertical takeoffs)

Regards

Posted by: JeffreyL at August 24, 2016 06:09 PM (mXv3y)

416 Fill-in-the-blank "Hillary says . . . is really burdensome to me" could be an awesome parlor game. And/or the tasty filling for a pro-Trump commercial.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2016 06:18 PM (gfJWV)

417 But I have a serious question about candidates' body guards. Once the party candidates are nominated, they get SS coverage, yes? So who pays for the food and rooms--and transportation--of those SS guys?

Posted by: m at August 24, 2016 06:24 PM (gfJWV)

418 Hmm. I guess I should not ask a question in a many-hour-long-dead thread.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2016 06:25 PM (gfJWV)

419 To be fair, a 2 1/2 hour boat ride in the open ocean, even on a very calm day, would almost certainly be fatal for Hillary.

Posted by: Aarradin at August 25, 2016 03:51 AM (+7Wfv)

420 I despise the old hag grifter, but you're just jealous she can get these perks.

Posted by: TheMoomintrtoll at August 25, 2016 07:27 AM (fMhOl)

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