Washington Post: Bill Clinton Allegedly Cheated on His Wife

Um.

Sunday’s Washington Post Magazine has two cover stories, one for Bill Clinton and one (if you turn it upside down on the other side) for Melania Trump. As expected, Bill Clinton is going to get a gushier treatment. Post writer Neely Tucker is so tender to the president that he mangles a fact, and the copy editors (also tender hearts) allowed it. “Fact Checker” Glenn Kessler will not be assigned to this story.

Tucker wrote, “He allegedly cheated on his wife, repeatedly, even in the Oval Office, and with a young woman who wasn’t that much older than their daughter.”

Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM




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1 allegedly

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2016 07:58 PM (c6/9Q)

2 Gold !

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2016 07:58 PM (c6/9Q)

3 unexpectedly too

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2016 08:00 PM (Tetbj)

4 It's discredited.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at August 25, 2016 08:00 PM (8ZskC)

5 When was this?

Posted by: LIV at August 25, 2016 08:00 PM (VAsIq)

6 Monica who?

Posted by: Killerdog at August 25, 2016 08:01 PM (rdUX3)

7 There was no evil intent, so he didn't really cheat.

Posted by: James Comey, Fumbling Bumbling Investigations at August 25, 2016 08:01 PM (H9MG5)

8 A man has to have a place to keep his cigars.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:01 PM (8ZskC)

9 So I guess admitting to several affairs under oath in a court room doesn't count?!?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:01 PM (NOIQH)

10 "You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2016 08:01 PM (iIzG7)

11 Not a smidgen of cheating.

Posted by: SCOAMF at August 25, 2016 08:02 PM (H9MG5)

12 That was alleged semen on the blue dress.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:02 PM (8ZskC)

13 Don't be all judge-y. He's a sociopath. He can't help himself.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 25, 2016 08:02 PM (dFi94)

14 That Chelsea is one ugly bitch.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 25, 2016 08:02 PM (rdUX3)

15 How old do you bet Neely Tucker is?
My WAG is 26....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:02 PM (NOIQH)

16 It wasn't intentional.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 25, 2016 08:02 PM (8dC42)

17 But is it really considered an "affair" if you have to smack 'em around first?

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:03 PM (8ZskC)

18 I can't be responsible for what my dick does. It has a mind of its own.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:03 PM (8ZskC)

19 Monica.


Blue Dress.


???

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:03 PM (agvMi)

20 Clintons are national herpes - we'll never be rid of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 25, 2016 08:04 PM (lutOX)

21 The sun allegedly rises in the East. Allegedly.

Posted by: WAPO Fact Checker at August 25, 2016 08:04 PM (4A5fG)

22 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Posted by: Slick Willie at August 25, 2016 08:04 PM (wcSGs)

23 i think the new generation of voters needs an introduction to bill clinton and monica lewinski ...association

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2016 08:04 PM (c6/9Q)

24 Whoa, Neely Tucker was born in 1963 --- as in, old enough to know what was an affair back in 1998 ?) when this all happened.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

25 As far as I know "I won't blast in your mouth" was the one vow Clinton ever kept to a woman

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2016 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

26 His wife? Oh yeah, FAB. I don't really think of her as his wife. And I don't think he does either.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2016 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

27 Might want to put some ice on that headline, WaPo.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 08:05 PM (kumBu)

28 Humping the help is just part of the job.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:05 PM (8ZskC)

29 I am afflicted by Leaping Cum Syndrome.

Those of us with LCS live with the knowledge that at any given time or place-

cum may spontaneously leap out of our penises and onto the clothing of any nearby persons.


It's like Tourette's of the wang.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:05 PM (HGtd0)

30 "Clintons are national herpes - we'll never be rid of them."


what a sad thought

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2016 08:06 PM (c6/9Q)

31 Its only cheating if you light the cigar while in the act of using it as a sex toy. Not after.

Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2016 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)

32 I had Huma so is it really cheating if Bill has some on the side?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:06 PM (vB4Il)

33 ..."I've comitted adultery in my heart many times"...

Posted by: Jimmah Cahter at August 25, 2016 08:06 PM (wcSGs)

34 " So I guess admitting to several affairs under oath in a court room doesn't count?!?!?!"


*points to self*



"Clinton"

Posted by: Wild Bill C. at August 25, 2016 08:07 PM (agvMi)

35 So if I get a little action from Tucker's wife, that's totes ok?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2016 08:07 PM (0tfLf)

36 Journalism dying the death of a thousand cuts.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2016 08:07 PM (0tfLf)

37 The only person Clinton is connected to that you could use the word "allegedly" for having sex with is Hillary.

Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2016 08:07 PM (z/Ubi)

38 In the battle of spouses, it is Bill "blue dress" Clinton vs. Melania "no dress" Trump. Vote your conscience, America.

Har har har!


How about 10 trips to "Pedo Island", Neely - should we factoe that into any spouse comparisons?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:07 PM (NOIQH)

39 Neely Tucker. A guy who gets down on his knees with the dick tape.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

40 It wasn't like he was cheating-cheating... he really just believed that reinstituting prima nocta was one of his official duties.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 25, 2016 08:08 PM (iIzG7)

41 He misspelled ADMITTEDLY.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 25, 2016 08:08 PM (C+wjz)

42 Depends on what the meaning of allegedly is

posted by Billy Jeff aka Cheating, lying POS

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 08:08 PM (o/90i)

43 How about 10 trips to "Pedo Island", Neely - should we factoe that into any spouse comparisons?


Now be fair. It's not like they were American girls.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:08 PM (8ZskC)

44 What else could he do with all the dem women throwing their underwear at him. And the other dem women that didn't were throwing Their panties at hillary.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:08 PM (A1MMY)

45
Bill Clinton? At his age, and in poor health?

Not buying it.

Posted by: Timothy Hayfield at August 25, 2016 08:08 PM (3eKxw)

46 Kahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Posted by: Rob in Katy at August 25, 2016 08:09 PM (X+KdR)

47 "In the battle of spouses, it is Bill "blue dress" Clinton vs. Melania "no dress" Trump. Vote your conscience, America."

I think I chose Melania.

Posted by: sexypig at August 25, 2016 08:09 PM (UBBWX)

48 Sperm count:

[_] Low
[X] High

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2016 08:09 PM (HgMAr)

49 " The only person Clinton is connected to that you could use the word "allegedly" for having sex with is Hillary."



*golf clap*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:10 PM (agvMi)

50 So I've plowed a few fertile fields in my day. I have been a consistent supporter of agriculture since Arkansas.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:10 PM (8ZskC)

51 Blue dress, white mess, no press.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at August 25, 2016 08:10 PM (X+KdR)

52 Here's another one:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CqooBtzUMAAxFbF.jpg

Posted by: sexypig at August 25, 2016 08:10 PM (UBBWX)

53 Sex? What do I care, as long as he keeps it off the front page.

Now, if he fails to give me MY cut of the Clinton Crime Family proceeds, THAT is what I call cheating, and Bill knows better than to even THINK about doing that shit.

Posted by: Hillary at August 25, 2016 08:10 PM (PL2OL)

54 I like big butts
and I cannot lie...

Posted by: MC Bubba at August 25, 2016 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

55 Anyway, we saw the respect they actually feel for women..flowers.lewinski.palin.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:11 PM (A1MMY)

56 How does Elizabeth Wellington even see to type around those Clinton pubes in her face?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2016 08:11 PM (6FqZa)

57 Is it "cheating" if the wife OKs it?

Posted by: Willy J. at August 25, 2016 08:12 PM (CDowr)

58 When was that, 19-something?

Posted by: Millenials everywhere at August 25, 2016 08:13 PM (7qAYi)

59 Obama is allegedly a Christian.

So there's that.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 25, 2016 08:13 PM (TDal4)

60 I can't lie, I've wiped more than Hillary's server

Posted by: Cheryl Mills at August 25, 2016 08:13 PM (vB4Il)

61 Hey, I love my wife, and would never do anything to hurt her.

**gets phone call from Secret Service**

Hot damn! The bitch is gone.

Get in here, Energizer, Little Bill's been in hiding too long with that frigid, alky harpy lurking around.

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:13 PM (H9MG5)

62 I remember when Bill splurted out his explanation about Monica, on national TV.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2016 08:14 PM (v5iqM)

63 25 As far as I know "I won't blast in your mouth" was the one vow Clinton ever kept to a woman

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2016 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

++++

Why, because Monica was a dribbler?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2016 08:14 PM (R+30W)

64 So Tucker is about, hmmmm, 20 years old. Mkay.

Posted by: Corona at August 25, 2016 08:14 PM (ragzU)

65 I certainly remember what hillary and her female supporters
Were called by obama supporters in 2008

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:14 PM (A1MMY)

66 Words never typed by said 'journalist':

"President Obama, an alleged law professor ..."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2016 08:15 PM (V3IFq)

67 59 - @Stu Podaso

Bill Ayers was just a guy in the neighborhood. - Obama

Posted by: ALT-Right at August 25, 2016 08:15 PM (vB4Il)

68 >>>When was that, 19-something?

Posted by: Millenials everywhere at August 25, 2016 08:13 PM (7qAYi)<<<

Who cares? It was like more than 100 years ago.



Posted by: Ezra Klein at August 25, 2016 08:15 PM (H9MG5)

69 I had a bellyful of these people the first time around.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 25, 2016 08:15 PM (rJEUr)

70 >>So Tucker is about, hmmmm, 20 years old. Mkay.

53

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:15 PM (NOIQH)

71 Allegedly? They have his jizz on Monica's dress for God's sake.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:16 PM (0mRoj)

72 My sense is that we don't think enough about how Hillary and her cankles collectively yet unwittingly force Bill to chase everything that moves.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 08:16 PM (E0C3X)

73 He "allegedly penetrated that innocent young girl slightly older than his daughter with a cigar. But now I'm getting into superfluous details.

Just curious by the way. Did he lose his law license for "allegedly" lying about the affair with one of those younger women- or did I dream that?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2016 08:16 PM (Ug8ez)

74 69 I had a bellyful of these people the first time around.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 25, 2016 08:15 PM (rJEUr)
***
PHRASING!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (lutOX)

75 Elizabeth Warren is allegedly a Native American.

John Kerry is allegedly smart.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (TDal4)

76 So I'm to assume that the rape allegations weren't mentioned?

What about the sexist, nasty responses to the rape allegations? Ya know, "This is what you get when you drag a five dollar bill through a trailer park."

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (+lVUW)

77 "I remember when Bill splurted out his explanation about Monica, on national TV. "




He had it coming.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (agvMi)

78 52 Here's another one:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CqooBtzUMAAxFbF.jpg

Posted by: sexypig at August 25, 2016 08:10 PM (UBBWX)

++++

test

https://pbs.twim
g.com/media/CqooBtzUMAAxFbF.jpg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (R+30W)

79

They are baldfacingly revising History not only in real time but right in front of our faces.

THESE ARENT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.


THESES AREN'T THE MEMORIES OF EVENTS YOU THINK YOU HAD


Right? right.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (0IkTk)

80 The guy has "allegedly" left so much DNA all over the place the scientists at Jurrasic Park could probably clone him.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (Ug8ez)

81 It depends on what the definition of cheat is.
And the definition of wife.

Posted by: @votermom at August 25, 2016 08:18 PM (Om16U)

82 Monica Lewinsky = Hope Solo + 25 lbs - cell phone

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 08:18 PM (E0C3X)

83 Jenna Jameson is allegedly not a virgin.

Posted by: wooga at August 25, 2016 08:18 PM (jbO2E)

84 I wonder if bill enjoys the racist crap being thrown around again by his constituents..you k ow the same constituents that called HIM a racist when they wanted obama to win not His wife.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:19 PM (A1MMY)

85 Uh. "gushier"?

Posted by: West Town at August 25, 2016 08:19 PM (M3fMi)

86 But first you will blow me... allegedly.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 25, 2016 08:19 PM (71OEY)

87 Batten down the hatches, Monica! Hurricane William is about to make land!

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2016 08:19 PM (HVQlX)

88 Neely Tucker, journalist... allegedly.

Posted by: if the shoe fits at August 25, 2016 08:20 PM (H9MG5)

89

If you click on the link Tucker is using as a source it's the WaPo's own Glenn "Fact Checker" Kessler, so there's your root cause.

Kesser has Paula Jones down as just an "Allegation of an unwanted sexual encounter". Settlements don't count!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2016 08:20 PM (kdS6q)

90 79

They are baldfacingly revising History not only in real time but right in front of our faces.

THESE ARENT THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.


THESES AREN'T THE MEMORIES OF EVENTS YOU THINK YOU HAD


Right? right.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 08:17 PM (0IkTk)
***
You suffer from a defective memory, Winston. You have never tried to cure yourself of it.........

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 25, 2016 08:20 PM (lutOX)

91 Well in fairness, it wasn't an "affair". It was a sexual dalliance.

Posted by: Wapo editors at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (Ug8ez)

92 Washington Post, newspaper... allegedly.

Posted by: if the shoe fits at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (H9MG5)

93 Stalin would be proud.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (IqV8l)

94 85 Uh. "gushier"?
Posted by: West Town at August 25, 2016 08:19 PM (M3fMi)

The kid glove treatment. Although that doesn't sound much better when you really think about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (0mRoj)

95 Chris Collinsworth is horrible.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (qUNWi)

96 Confirmed: 1984, indeed, was a "How to" manual.

You may now return to your thought crimes.

Posted by: Damiano at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (71OEY)

97 What about the definition of "allegedly"? On the left that word actually means "definitely", see how that works. Anytime I hear that word then I know they actually did do that thing....what ever it was.....allegedly.......

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (xVgrA)

98 Hey, BJs aren't really sex, so it wasn't cheating.

Married 'rons, try that with your wives and see how far you get with that line.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (P8951)

99 I believe this is called "gaslighting."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

100 When I read the post I assumed "Neely Tucker" was a shitty Millennial who didn't live through l'affair Lewinsky. I was wrong. He's plenty of shitty but he's old enough to know better.

I suppose the official Clinton position now might be that these were all unfounded rumors. They're just that craven, and the Media is just corrupt enough to go along with it.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (WzlF7)

101 Actually nerdygrl it was $100 - odious remark regardless of the amount.

Posted by: Maggie at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (UP/3+)

102 30 "Clintons are national herpes - we'll never be rid of them."


what a sad thought
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2016 08:06 PM (c6/9Q)


We all know Chelsea's being groomed. Then the MSM can refer to the Clintons as "American Royalty", just like that other family of drunken, corrupt pigs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (+lVUW)

103
Neely Tucker... allegedly.
Posted by: if the shoe fits




Nittany Tucker... allegedly.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (kdS6q)

104 It seems we should have a term for this type of journOlism..
Perhaps Whoopie for short

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (A1MMY)

105 Analingus

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (X0y+B)

106 A cigar is the best wood he has.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (B7Uun)

107 98 Hey, BJs aren't really sex, so it wasn't cheating.

Married 'rons, try that with your wives and see how far you get with that line.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (P8951)

She's not going to give one no matter how you classify it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

108 Allegedly!

You know, like how Andrew Jackson "allegedly" caused the trail of tears, how Hitler "allegedly" ordered millions of jews to their death in concentration camps, and how Judas "allegedly" betrayed Jesus.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (ef6pV)

109 KEEP BILL CLINTON OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE
SAVE AMERICA
VOTE TRUMP

Posted by: Myshiba at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (0mskG)

110 Once the plane touches down at Bill and Hillary Clinton National
Airport, it's a short drive downtown to the William J. Clinton
Presidential Center, the primary feature of which is the William J.
Clinton Library and Museum.


Here, you can stroll into the Clinton Presidential Park and across
the Clinton Presidential Park Bridge. Or you can walk west onto
President Clinton Avenue, taking you through the city's hip River Market
district.



Or if you're get lucky while Bill is in town, you can be whisked up to the private apartment built just for ol' horndog Bill within his presidential library. There, he will sweet-talk you with stories of his world travels and show you his beloved humidor....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (NOIQH)

111 77 "I remember when Bill splurted out his explanation about Monica, on national TV. "

I really don't want to think about Bill splurting.

I haven't eaten dinner yet.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (P8951)

112

Allegedly


All over her blue dress

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (BUGcd)

113 This is why I keep saying when the burning times come the first people to hit the guillotines should be the propagandists. These people kids outright lie now becaus it is inconsequential.

There is no more such thing as an honest journalist in America. That is dead here.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (Ug8ez)

114 >>>98 Hey, BJs aren't really sex, so it wasn't cheating.

Married 'rons, try that with your wives and see how far you get with that line.

I'd like to place $50 on "three syllables"!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (E0C3X)

115 I thought it was allegedly a $10 bill..........

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (xVgrA)

116 Chris Collinsworth is herpes.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (qUNWi)

117 Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

You missed my point.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (P8951)

118 >> I had Huma so is it really cheating if Bill has some on the side?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Heh. I've had them on the side, their back and bent over the desk. Pretty much anything you can think of.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (c7vUv)

119 Rim Jobs aren't sex, either.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (X0y+B)

120
#dicksoutforthebiglie

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 08:25 PM (0IkTk)

121 Assholes seek power.

Once you understand this ... and many of you refuse to understand this ... everything else becomes real damn simple.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

122
Earth sucks!

Posted by: Proxima b at August 25, 2016 08:26 PM (0IkTk)

123 Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (NOIQH)

Except that these days, the young lovelies have to worry that he's going to die during the act - and it would be so icky to have this old dead guy in bed with you.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:26 PM (P8951)

124 "Rim Jobs aren't sex, either."


Hope, that you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:27 PM (agvMi)

125 Except that these days, the young lovelies have to worry that he's going to die during the act - and it would be so icky to have this old dead guy in bed with you.

Yeah, but at least he'll leave them something to remember him by.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2016 08:27 PM (6FqZa)

126 95 Chris Collinsworth is horrible.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (qUNWi)

++++

Well, yes. But why in particular at this point in time?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2016 08:28 PM (R+30W)

127 117 Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

You missed my point.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (P8951)

Oh no, I got your point. I just chose to slide right past it to make a joke.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

128 Kinda related: CNN just cancelled Dr. Drew's show --- allegedly a week after he went public with his concerns about Hillary's health.

I suppose he should be grateful that's all that happened to him. Coulda 'woke up dead' in is bathroom.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:28 PM (NOIQH)

129 How many times will Chris Collinsworth say "tremendous" this season? Over/under currently at 59.

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2016 08:28 PM (HVQlX)

130 Bill Clinton? At his age, and in poor health?

Ummm. Don't be so sure.

Posted by: FDR in a Wheelchair at August 25, 2016 08:29 PM (+lVUW)

131 "Eatin' ain't cheatin'"

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 25, 2016 08:29 PM (5fSr7)

132 >>>Neely Tucker... allegedly.
Posted by: if the shoe fits

Nittany Tucker... allegedly.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2016 08:22 PM (kdS6q)<<<



Neatly Tucked... allegedly.

Posted by: NTTAWWT at August 25, 2016 08:29 PM (H9MG5)

133 Lincoln was the most photographed President ever.


I guess that's attention whorish.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:29 PM (qUNWi)

134 >>>116 Chris Collinsworth is herpes.

What does that make Boomer Esiason?

Posted by: wooga at August 25, 2016 08:30 PM (jbO2E)

135 124 "Rim Jobs aren't sex, either."


Hope, that you?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:27 PM (agvMi)

That ain't a rim job, that's a rim career.

Posted by: josephistan at August 25, 2016 08:30 PM (7qAYi)

136 Well, Hillaroid allegedly turned ALL her emails over to the FBI who allegedly investigated them. Hellory allegedly did not have top secret info on the alleged private server. Her Heinous allegedly did not sell influence for donations to her foundation.......I could do this all night.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 08:30 PM (xVgrA)

137 >>Assholes seek power.

Once you understand this ... and many of you refuse to understand this ... everything else becomes real damn simple.
Posted by: ScoggDog
--------------
They are camera hogs too.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 25, 2016 08:30 PM (c7vUv)

138 @ Donna&&&&&V

Hmmm...

Hillary allegedly had an email server in her basement
She allegedly chose to use it instead of official email because she allegedly only used one device and didn't want (her gobs of staff) to have to carry two devices (for her).
Allegedly, all the emails that she and her lawyers deleted were about yoga and wedding plans
Allegedly, none of the emails contained classified information
She, allegedly, never said anything about getting the guy responsible for the YouTube video.
She also, allegedly, had profound (unfathomable to the point of impossibility) good instincts with real estate and cattle futures...

You're right, Donna! That works perfectly!

Posted by: Damiano at August 25, 2016 08:30 PM (71OEY)

139 How dare you besmirch the name of Boomer???

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:31 PM (qUNWi)

140 "How many times will Chris Collinsworth say "tremendous" this season? Over/under currently at 59."




Watching, but with sound off. Ya'll will have to keep me updated.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:31 PM (agvMi)

141 Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2016 08:31 PM (mgbwf)

142 They are camera hogs too.

I salute your sock. Well played.

Anybody got teen daughters ? I got a teen daughter. Apparently drama is mandatory.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 08:33 PM (fiGNd)

143 "What does that make Boomer Esiason?"


The "clap?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:33 PM (agvMi)

144 I allegedly took a shit today. There's no proof though. You mean wiped it like with a cloth?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 25, 2016 08:33 PM (8dC42)

145 Oh no, I got your point. I just chose to slide right past it to make a joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

My best friend has been happily married for 30 years and she confided recently (after 4 Margaritas - it was quite a fun lunch) that she has never denied her husband sex, including BJs. And she told her soon-to-be-married daughter, "Honey, you're going to have your fights, but never,ever use sex as a weapon or as punishment."

That is probably 1 big reason why my friend is still happily married after 30 years.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:33 PM (P8951)

146 I allegedly just farted, however, it suddenly smells here

Posted by: ALT-Right at August 25, 2016 08:33 PM (vB4Il)

147 He was also allegedly impeached. Allegedly. Hahaha... we all know that was nothing but a right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: Damiano at August 25, 2016 08:34 PM (71OEY)

148 Kinda related: CNN just cancelled Dr. Drew's show --- allegedly a week after he went public with his concerns about Hillary's health.

I suppose he should be grateful that's all that happened to him. Coulda 'woke up dead' in is bathroom.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:28 PM (NOIQH)




How can he question her health? She pretended to open a jar of pickles that was already open. If that doesn't say healthy what does.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 25, 2016 08:34 PM (auHtY)

149 Eatin' n Cheatin'

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 25, 2016 08:34 PM (B7Uun)

150 Allegedly there is a TEXIT meet up on October 22.

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, "uneducated",Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 08:34 PM (xVgrA)

151 The guy has "allegedly" left so much DNA all over the place the scientists at Jurrasic Park could probably clone him.

---

Rapesaurus Rex

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 25, 2016 08:34 PM (ZJAqQ)

152 Rape doesn't count.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (ej1L0)

153 93 Stalin would be proud.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 25, 2016 08:21 PM (IqV8l)


Proud? He'd be amazed that journalists would spew this kind of propaganda without being threatened with the gulag or the basement at Lubyanka.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

154 150 Allegedly there is a TEXIT meet up on October 22.
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, "uneducated",Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 08:34 PM (xVgrA)

Where is it? I'm actually thinking of making a quick trip to Texas, 'cause I think the TEXIT meetup will be a blast.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (P8951)

155
This election is good fodder for teaching the kids what the word 'lie' really means.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (P/kVC)

156 She allegedly opened a jar of pickles...you can't prove it...

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (xVgrA)

157 >> Allegedly there is a TEXIT meet up on October 22.
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, "uneducated",Moron in flyover TEXIT!

I hope to make that.

Posted by: Aviator at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (c7vUv)

158
She pretended to open a jar of pickles that was already open. If that doesn't say healthy what does.
Posted by: TheQuietMan




Would have been hilarious if it turned out she had a gherkins allergy and crashed to the floor in anaphylactic shock.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2016 08:37 PM (kdS6q)

159 Donna,
The details are on the sidebar on the main page.

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, at August 25, 2016 08:37 PM (xVgrA)

160 As expected, Bill Clinton is going to get a gushier treatment.


ISWTDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 08:37 PM (rwI+c)

161 I don't know what to say.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 25, 2016 08:38 PM (rJEUr)

162 The Germans allegedly invaded Russia and France during WWII.....

Posted by: Jprs at August 25, 2016 08:38 PM (y7vFl)

163 This election is good fodder for teaching the kids what the word 'lie' really means.

I suppose it *is* cheaper than a copy of No Man's Sky

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

164 Rape doesn't count.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (ej1L0)

Is true, rape is a act of control, and love, but mostly just control.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2016 08:38 PM (P/kVC)

165 Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, at August 25, 2016 08:37 PM (xVgrA)

Thanks!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:38 PM (P8951)

166 129 How many times will Chris Collinsworth say "tremendous" this season? Over/under currently at 59.

---

by 'season', do you mean pre-season?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 25, 2016 08:38 PM (ZJAqQ)

167 The WaPo is not fit to line a birdcage. If you did, the bird droppings would provide better content.

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2016 08:38 PM (BO/km)

168 I love how Tucker just glosses past Bill's current set-up: he has a Chappaqua neighbor/GF who visits him so often she's got her own SS code name.

But sure, let's just take the wayback machine to the late nineties and pretend that there was that one time, in the oval office, where there is some sort of disagreement as to what may or may not transpired with an intern.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:39 PM (NOIQH)

169 Aviator,
Hope you can make it. It would be nice to actually meet you alleged Texas Morons!

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, at August 25, 2016 08:39 PM (xVgrA)

170
This election is good fodder for teaching the kids what the word 'lie' really means.
Posted by: Burnt Toast




Their score on the SAT Synonyms section should jump by at least 10 points.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2016 08:39 PM (kdS6q)

171 In other news, Japan allegedly bombed Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7, 1941.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 08:39 PM (oqkO3)

172 This election is good fodder for teaching the kids what the word 'lie' really means.




Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (P/kVC)

or what a BJ is...anytime time the Clintons are involved it is TEACHING MOMENT

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2016 08:39 PM (c6/9Q)

173 #145

The question remains, improbable though it might be, of whether HE has ever withheld sex from HER.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (IdCqF)

174 Since the real time debacle when the entire media kept repeating that he was being impeached for a blowjob (cue laugh track), I knew that the country was doomed.

You see, if you swap "lying under oath" and "multiple rapes" with "dude got a BJ once", it's funny! Hahaha! Then you can't point at everyone who says anything and say, "what? You never got a blowjob?" or "Kennedy got blowjobs from Marilyn Monroe! Look how awesome he was!"

Posted by: Damiano at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (71OEY)

175 134 >>>116 Chris Collinsworth is herpes.

.................

Isn't he the a hole who asked Koby Bryant after the olympics if he was embarressed to wear the USA colors because of that awful George Bush?

Posted by: Molly k. at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (shN0m)

176 John Wilkes Booth allegedly shot Lincoln in Ford's theater.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (P8951)

177 How many times will Chris Collinsworth fall in love with the sound of his shitty raspy voice?

O/u 500

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (qUNWi)

178 Allegedly, I shot Lincoln.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (/HC6x)

179 >>>105 Analingus


















Cunnilingus ...
















WINONALINGUS!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (+b2T3)

180 Bill didn't intend to cheat. That little tart forced the Presidential pen out. Bill had no choice but to ink the dotted dress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2016 08:41 PM (pUDQf)

181 The US allegedly drop nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, at August 25, 2016 08:41 PM (xVgrA)

182 That thing with your mouth? Allegedly.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 25, 2016 08:41 PM (xInes)

183 >>She allegedly opened a jar of pickles...you can't prove it...


Though some have noted there was no --pop!-- noise you get when you break the seal upon the first time a jar is opened.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:41 PM (NOIQH)

184 I was allegedly a Killer Clown.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at August 25, 2016 08:41 PM (CDowr)

185 Without penetration, it's not rape.

It depends on what your definition of penetration is...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2016 08:42 PM (ej1L0)

186 The Washington Post is allegedly a source for news......

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, mysognistic, at August 25, 2016 08:44 PM (xVgrA)

187 Allegedly, I am fat.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 25, 2016 08:44 PM (/HC6x)

188 There was an alleged attack in NYC on 9/11/01.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:45 PM (P8951)

189 Today, after picking up my car from the dealership where it was being worked on, I walked through the waiting lobby where the TV was on CNN, which was covering Hillary's speech. I was ready to go, keys in hand, and as I neared the door, I said aloud, "Lying Bitch!"

I walked out the door after that. Not positive, but I think I heard someone say "Amen".

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2016 08:45 PM (pUDQf)

190 If another Clinton is elected we can look forward to an awful lot more undisputed facts magically transforming into mere allegations. The Ministry Of Truth is eager to serve.

Posted by: GalosGann at August 25, 2016 08:45 PM (md1b/)

191 My God, the Media loves them some Clintons. I have never seen this level of gushiness. Even the Kennedys never got this level of keyboard-enabled-blow job.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 25, 2016 08:45 PM (AroJD)

192 Proud? He'd be amazed that journalists would spew this kind of propaganda without being threatened with the gulag or the basement at Lubyanka.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)



Just think, they'd be proudly showing you their knee pads on TV if we had the gulags!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 08:45 PM (wCEn4)

193 Y'know, with the news media being a propaganda mill for the other side for as long as I've been alive, it's amazing that we lasted as long as we did.

Posted by: josephistan at August 25, 2016 08:46 PM (7qAYi)

194 >>So Tucker is about, hmmmm, 20 years old. Mkay.
53
Posted by: Lizzy at August 25, 2016 08:15 PM

What is this about dogs human age? From another thread?

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 08:46 PM (o/90i)

195 >>> But sure, let's just take the wayback machine to the late nineties and pretend that there was that one time, in the oval office, where there is some sort of disagreement as to what may or may not transpired with an intern.
.....

Or we could look at the reams of testimony from multiple witnesses, the civil trials, the impeachment, the the incontrovertable video of Clinton lying under oath and on TV in statements to the public, then later admitting that he lied.

It's never been a question of what transpired, nor that it happened multiple times with multiple women over decades. It's not even a question that he lied under oath about multiple things that included and in addition to getting blowjobs.

Posted by: Damiano at August 25, 2016 08:46 PM (71OEY)

196 Allegedly a cigar was used in the alleged affair after an alleged BJ was allegedly performed in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 25, 2016 08:46 PM (MNgU2)

197 Amish Dude allegedly dislikes lawyers

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2016 08:46 PM (Tetbj)

198 Donna some allege it was m.e jihadis some allege right wing extremists.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:47 PM (A1MMY)

199 Allegedly I'm funny.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 25, 2016 08:47 PM (CDowr)

200 174 Since the real time debacle when the entire media kept repeating that he was being impeached for a blowjob (cue laugh track), I knew that the country was doomed.

You see, if you swap "lying under oath" and "multiple rapes" with "dude got a BJ once", it's funny! Hahaha! Then you can't point at everyone who says anything and say, "what? You never got a blowjob?" or "Kennedy got blowjobs from Marilyn Monroe! Look how awesome he was!"
Posted by: Damiano at August 25, 2016 08:40 PM (71OEY)


Yeah. I knew one guy my age at the time who said, "You think I'm going to vote for a party that wants to outlaw blowjobs?"

Knew. Past tense. I don't need fugging idiots in my life.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

201 198 Donna some allege it was m.e jihadis some allege right wing extremists.
Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:47 PM (A1MMY)

Some also allege it was - the Jews!!!!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:48 PM (P8951)

202 Now be fair. It's not like they were American girls.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:08 PM (8ZskC)



Doing the (Blow) Jobs that American girls won't do!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 08:48 PM (wCEn4)

203 Kate Upton allegedly has a balcony you could perform Romeo & Juliet off of.

Posted by: josephistan at August 25, 2016 08:48 PM (7qAYi)

204 That word "is". I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 25, 2016 08:48 PM (+wjl1)

205 Allegedly this place is run by an "ewok."

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, mysognistic, "uneducated", clinging redneck, Moron in TEXIT at August 25, 2016 08:49 PM (xVgrA)

206 Mary Jo Kopechne allegedly drowned and may or may not be dead.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 25, 2016 08:49 PM (MNgU2)

207 Never have so many been completely willing to look like fools for a political party.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)

208 Allegedly, Morons like bacon, guns and boobs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:50 PM (P8951)

209 Pretty sure society cannot survive losing rule of law and demanding the truth at the same time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2016 08:50 PM (pUDQf)

210 This is why I keep saying when the burning times come the first people to hit the guillotines should be the propagandists. These people kids outright lie now becaus it is inconsequential.

There is no more such thing as an honest journalist in America. That is dead here.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2016 08:24 PM (Ug8ez)


Guillotine is too quick. Could I humbly suggest the garotte?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 08:51 PM (oqkO3)

211 Mary Jo Kopechne allegedly drowned and may or may not be dead.

She's like Shrodinger's Kopeckne.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:51 PM (qUNWi)

212 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:33 PM (P8951)

Does your friend have any unmarried sisters?


Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 08:51 PM (wCEn4)

213 Allegedly I'm funny.>>

Wait that's backwards isn't it?

This is why I steal jokes instead of writing my own.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 25, 2016 08:51 PM (CDowr)

214 Allegedly, there was sex at the Playboy Mansion

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2016 08:52 PM (c6/9Q)

215 Washington Post: Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

Posted by: sinalco at August 25, 2016 08:52 PM (yODqO)

216 Matt Ryan lol.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:52 PM (qUNWi)

217 I dont think the media loves the clintons..(Remember obamas win)the clintons however are not republicans..and will continue the destruction of western ideals to help bring in a better worldly leadership that can do so much better than we can being inxividuals or individual states

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:52 PM (A1MMY)

218 Matt Ryan lol.

That was a bullet of a pick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 08:52 PM (rwI+c)

219
This is why I keep saying when the burning times come the first people to hit the guillotines should be the propagandists.

Guillotine is too quick. Could I humbly suggest the garotte?


Burned to death over a D-lamp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 25, 2016 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

220 206 Mary Jo Kopechne allegedly drowned and may or may not be dead.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 25, 2016 08:49 PM (MNgU2)


Erm, they did open the car door so...

Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at August 25, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

221 This is why I keep saying when the burning times come the first people to hit the guillotines should be the propagandists.

No.

The first people should be the people that not only believe that shit - but actively seek it out.

As long as there is demand - someone will always try to supply.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

222 I've allegedly had my 30th bday.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:54 PM (A1MMY)

223
Washington Post: Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
Posted by: sinalco



Washington Post: Facts, Schmacts.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 25, 2016 08:54 PM (kdS6q)

224 This is all George W Bush's fault.

W could have had the Clinton's prosecuted for trashing the White House and stealing anything that wasn't bolted down... But no, the Clinton's would never dare show their faces in DC again.


Thanks W.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2016 08:55 PM (P/kVC)

225 Watching Falcons-Dolphins. First teams are in for dress rehearsal.


Ain't neither look worth shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 08:55 PM (agvMi)

226 Clintons are national herpes - we'll never be rid of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 25, 2016 08:04 PM (lutOX)

Unlike herpes, there is a cure for the Clintons.

Donald Trump.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 25, 2016 08:56 PM (heN73)

227 This is allegedly a smart military blog.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 08:56 PM (xVgrA)

228 This is allegedly a smart military blog.

I'm only here for the movie reviews.

Posted by: eleven at August 25, 2016 08:58 PM (qUNWi)

229 First thing President Trump should do is pardon Julian Assange and then build a statue in Washington of him. He may be the only savior from that crusty, lying bitch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2016 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

230 My giant, red, mentally-challenged dog just came in with his fur full of chewed up pecan shells.


Looks like the squirrels were having a feast in the tree he was laying under and he was too lazy to move. *sigh*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 08:59 PM (+eR2D)

231

If you're bored until the ont, here's a good Tommy Sotomayor video I watched today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4V29Lb3eqE


I'm addicted to this man.
btw, he sometimes wears a Where Is Darren Wilson When You Need Him? t-shirt. So he's rather brash and outspoken. But excellent.


Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 08:59 PM (0IkTk)

232 Pixy is allegedly a great platform.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 08:59 PM (xVgrA)

233 First thing President Trump should do is pardon Julian Assange and then
build a statue in Washington of him. He may be the only savior from that
crusty, lying bitch.



Well, let's not start sucking each others dick yet.

Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2016 09:00 PM (MW++Z)

234 >>>Looks like the squirrels were having a feast in the tree he was laying under and he was too lazy to move. *sigh*

The cat was probably using him for bait and he was scared to move.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 09:00 PM (+b2T3)

235 The entire blogosphere is populated with 29 year old commentors. Allegedly.

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2016 09:01 PM (HVQlX)

236 Unlike herpes, there is a cure for the Clintons. Donald Trump.

Bull.Shit.

Country ... I like you ... and we can always agree to disagree ...

... but Chief, as I see it - the Clintons, Obama, "W", Ryan, McConnell, and all the rest ain't the cause ...

... they're just symptoms.

Trump can't fix all that. No more than he can fix your neighbor closer than you than you'd like to admit - who is just fine with voting himself to some of your shit.

That's the problem.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:01 PM (fiGNd)

237 The cat was probably using him for bait and he was scared to move.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 09:00 PM (+b2T3)


This is entirely possible.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:01 PM (+eR2D)

238 Is anyone else's nic disappearing so you have to type you name and email every time you post? It just started doing it to me in this thread....

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:02 PM (xVgrA)

239 Assange .promises promises

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:03 PM (A1MMY)

240
I shot the sheriff
But it only was allegedly.

Posted by: Allegendary Zombie Bob Marley at August 25, 2016 09:03 PM (BO/km)

241 Linda yes mine has to be retyped e ery post

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:04 PM (A1MMY)

242
btw, Dr Ben Carson did the NH gig with Mr Trump today -- he opened for him.

Where is Ted Cruz??

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:04 PM (0IkTk)

243 Is anyone else's nic disappearing so you have to type you name and email every time you post? It just started doing it to me in this thread....
Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:02 PM (xVgrA)

*****

Mine has remained. Did you clear cookies in your browser or something?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 25, 2016 09:04 PM (YLidQ)

244 Still banned. I'm considering it a sign

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2016 09:05 PM (+wLbc)

245 I'm eating chocolate chip cookies so that's probably why my nic sticks mon.

Posted by: Allegendary Zombie Bob Marley at August 25, 2016 09:06 PM (BO/km)

246 My old dog never chased the sqirrels neighbors cats or anything else..but did like stealing food from the children

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:07 PM (A1MMY)

247 First thing President Trump should do is pardon Julian Assange and then build a statue in Washington of him. He may be the only savior from that crusty, lying bitch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 25, 2016 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

Donald Trump should say about Julian after he is elected that he is a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall Julian... if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in the DNC, and that I do not forgive.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2016 09:07 PM (ej1L0)

248
That thing that happened in your mouth? allegedly

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2016 09:07 PM (BK3ZS)

249 ThunderB, your posts are showing up.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (6IPEM)

250 That is probably 1 big reason why my friend is still happily married after 30 years.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands at August 25, 2016 08:33 PM (P8951)

I'm sure it is. Unfortunately too many women use sex - or the withholding thereof - to manipulate, control and punish. My ex for example.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (0mRoj)

251 People in Minnesota are either nuts or geniuses.


Google "Cormorant, MN mayor"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (+eR2D)

252 244
Still banned. I'm considering it a sign

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2016 09:05 PM (+wLbc)

I see your comment. It's not disappearing.

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (Enq6K)

253 Thunderb..ok what did you do

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (A1MMY)

254 My home server is banned

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (+wLbc)

255
Stronger
Together

that's hitlery's campaign slogan


Does that nonsense mean anything to anyone? It's so meaningless. It is devoid of any meaning whatsoever.

It's just two words that probably tested well with a stupid focus group or something. Stronger. Together.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (0IkTk)

256 Allegedly this place is run by an "ewok."
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, mysognistic, "uneducated", clinging redneck, Moron in TEXIT at August 25, 2016 08:49 PM

Allegedly Ace is really a male humanoid living in the NY area. Allegedly.

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (o/90i)

257 WaPo is becoming Nathan Thurm:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/zz5ctfa

Posted by: sinalco at August 25, 2016 09:09 PM (yODqO)

258 No, I didn't clear anything. It just started about 3-4 post back. I never left this site. But I have to re-enter my info every time I post now.
Is this a new type of willowing?

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:09 PM (xVgrA)

259 ThunderB, did you contact anyone....well, anyone who is not ace. I'd suggest CBD.

Posted by: Tami at August 25, 2016 09:09 PM (Enq6K)

260 123 -Preach it, sister.

Posted by: Megan Marshak at August 25, 2016 09:09 PM (11H2y)

261 Shouldn't that read "Alledged newspaper Washington Post"?

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 25, 2016 09:09 PM (v3DL/)

262 Mentioned products made by a company named after a fruit

Posted by: ThunderB at August 25, 2016 09:09 PM (+wLbc)

263 'Does that nonsense mean anything to anyone?'


Suspenders with Depends?

Posted by: Allegendary Zombie Bob Marley at August 25, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)

264 Does that nonsense mean anything to anyone? It's so meaningless. It is devoid of any meaning whatsoever.

Are you familiar with fascio?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:10 PM (rwI+c)

265 Sex is important in marriage to stay physically and emotionally connected..i am always saddened to hear of it being used in aberrant ways.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:10 PM (A1MMY)

266
Are you familiar with fascio?

Dick sucking?

No.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:11 PM (0IkTk)

267 People in Minnesota are either nuts or geniuses.


Google "Cormorant, MN mayor"

lol, should keep the muzzies away. He's cute too.

Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2016 09:11 PM (MW++Z)

268 Thunderb don't take it personally.I've been banned several times..write aces dealy thing let him know.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:12 PM (A1MMY)

269 Joe Manchin's little Solo of a daughter was on the financial tube today defending herself and Mylan. It's not all our fault, it's the system (which is true). Her executive compensation is now $18.9M. She only made a pitiful $2.5M back in 2007. So she's a valuable asset, apparently.

One of her arguments is the price increase for the consumer is because of the high deductibles. IOW, the insurance companies should be eating her price increases.

Yep, that's part of the "model" that is our fucked-up health care system.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:12 PM (DW+jj)

270 I've allegedly had my 30th bday.
Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 08:54 PM

Twice?
*runs and hides*

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 09:13 PM (o/90i)

271
My home server is banned
Posted by: ThunderB


That happened to me allegedly.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 25, 2016 09:13 PM (IqV8l)

272 Spooge was likewise alleged.

Posted by: Buck Naked at August 25, 2016 09:13 PM (eb+9G)

273 During the 19th century, the bundle of rods, in Latin called fasces and in Italian fascio, came to symbolize strength through unity, the point being that whilst each independent rod was fragile, as a bundle they were strong. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 25, 2016 09:14 PM (rwI+c)

274 Now my info is back....weird.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:14 PM (xVgrA)

275 Farmer hell maybe 3 times never know. Cackles

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:14 PM (A1MMY)

276
That's the nice thing about Fascism -- it's profitable.

You get to be part of the Ruling Class and get rich while you tell the unwashed and unconnected how to live.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:15 PM (0IkTk)

277 274
Now my info is back....weird.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter,
redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:14 PM (xVgrA)

You're welcome.

Posted by: NSA at August 25, 2016 09:15 PM (Enq6K)

278 Willow! *smooches*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:15 PM (+eR2D)

279
Ghostbusters (2016) allegedly was a comedy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 25, 2016 09:16 PM (BK3ZS)

280 273 During the 19th century, the bundle of rods, in Latin called fasces and in Italian fascio, came to symbolize strength through unity, the point being that whilst each independent rod was fragile, as a bundle they were strong. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 25, 2016 09:14 PM (rwI+c)


So Hillary's "Stronger Together" is literally a fascist slogan.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

281 "Cormorant, MN mayor"




Looks like a good mayor.

Talkeetna, AK has a similar mayor. It's worked well for them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:16 PM (agvMi)

282 Magoo.and tell us it's good for us like being unemplyed to follow our dreams.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:16 PM (A1MMY)

283 So Hillary's "Stronger Together" is literally a fascist slogan.



They don't even bother to hide it anymore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:17 PM (rwI+c)

284 Sex is important in marriage to stay physically and
emotionally connected..i am always saddened to hear of it being used
in aberrant ways.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:10 PM (A1MMY)

If it is not aberrant you're not doing it right.

Posted by: Woodie Allen at August 25, 2016 09:17 PM (P/kVC)

285
Aren't there reeds on the dime?

What do the reeds mean, SOEarpiece?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:17 PM (0IkTk)

286 Dangergirl..hugs hugs kissy face

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:17 PM (A1MMY)

287 265 Sex is important in marriage to stay physically and emotionally connected..i am always saddened to hear of it being used in aberrant ways.
Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:10 PM (A1MMY)

You're absolutely right. And far too often women treat it at best like an unpleasant chore, or to be sparingly doled out like a dog treat. I wish more women had your perspective.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 09:17 PM (0mRoj)

288 I'm allegedly shopping for 80's conversion vans. Cheesier the better.

And by cheesy ... I mean awesome.

Bonus points for "Pussy Wagon" airbrushed on the side. Or a wizard mural. I'm flexible.

Allegedly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:18 PM (fiGNd)

289
A fascia is part of your house's roof, no?

Near the eve?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:18 PM (0IkTk)

290 Nobody cares.

Posted by: Tom W Harris at August 25, 2016 09:19 PM (AbfnP)

291 269 Joe Manchin's little Solo of a daughter was on the financial tube today defending herself and Mylan. It's not all our fault, it's the system (which is true). Her executive compensation is now $18.9M. She only made a pitiful $2.5M back in 2007. So she's a valuable asset, apparently. ...
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:12 PM (DW+jj)


Hey, a girl's got to make a buck.

Posted by: Rimmer Solo Manchin ... needs all she can get. Got blood? at August 25, 2016 09:19 PM (B7Uun)

292 Obverse (heads): First appeared in 1946, soon after the death of President Franklin Roosevelt. The Roosevelt dime was released on the late president's birthday, January 30. The design features Roosevelt's left-facing bust with the inscriptions LIBERTY, IN GOD WE TRUST, and the year.

Reverse (tails): Displays a torch signifying liberty with an olive branch on the left signifying peace and an oak branch on the right signifying strength and independence. Inscriptions are UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, E PLURIBUS UNUM, and ONE DIME

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:20 PM (rwI+c)

293 Ambassador Stevens is allegedly dead. Hah! What will the alt-right come up with next!

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2016 09:20 PM (RrDm2)

294 269 Joe Manchin's little Solo of a daughter was on the financial tube today defending herself and Mylan. It's not all our fault, it's the system (which is true). Her executive compensation is now $18.9M. She only made a pitiful $2.5M back in 2007. So she's a valuable asset, apparently.


That really pisses me off.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 09:20 PM (0mRoj)

295 You're absolutely right. And far too often women treat it at best like an unpleasant chore, or to be sparingly doled out like a dog treat. I wish more women had your perspective.

And dude ... honestly ... slap yourself.

Negative five points for Gryffindor.

Unmanly. Not classy. Sad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:20 PM (fiGNd)

296 I know insmniac..but men also fall there.some of mr friends husbands do so much porn they don't give love to their wives.
Don't know why people that promise to csre for eachother fall into these stupid marriage failure traps

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (A1MMY)

297 Wow; I guess I shouldn't be surprised at their chutzpah, but in the case I actually am.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (6HqlZ)

298 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:12 PM (DW+jj)


Based on what she allegedly said, she is a lying PoS. She's trying to lay the blame on the insurance companies, but the wholesale base price of the epipen increased over 400%. If I understand economics, this price increase is independent of the path to the end user, i.e., either a direct purchase by an end user or an insurance co-pay user is still whacked with the extra cost this scrunt is lining her pockets with!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (wCEn4)

299
Oh, so no reeds.

What the hell am I thinking about.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (0IkTk)

300 288 I'm allegedly shopping for 80's conversion vans. Cheesier the better.

And by cheesy ... I mean awesome.

Bonus points for "Pussy Wagon" airbrushed on the side. Or a wizard mural. I'm flexible.

Allegedly.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:18 PM (fiGNd)


I thought the 70s were the heyday of vans used for that purpose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiEIToOWr64

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

301 Kate Upton is withholding sex from me.

Posted by: Weasel at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (Sfs6o)

302 Looks like a good mayor.



Talkeetna, AK has a similar mayor. It's worked well for them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:16 PM (agvMi)


I'm going to put my dog Bear up for mayor of Useless next election. At least we'll be rid of squirrels.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:22 PM (+eR2D)

303 *waves to willow*

How life, chicka?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:22 PM (rlfds)

304
We used to have wheat on our pennies. That meant something. But the wheat was removed.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:22 PM (0IkTk)

305 Oh, so no reeds.
What the hell am I thinking about.

Fags

Posted by: Allegendary Zombie Bob Marley at August 25, 2016 09:22 PM (BO/km)

306 Well hopefully the livs won't fall for this perspective OR they will and feel sorry for jillary and make her president.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:23 PM (A1MMY)

307
The eagle on the old quarters meant something.
Too Western-Christian, tho. Had to be changed.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:23 PM (0IkTk)

308 Donna's friend allegedly never talked to my ex-wife.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2016 09:23 PM (89T5c)

309 I thought the 70s were the heyday of vans used for that purpose.

It's not my fault I was born in the wrong era.

I self-identify as 70s dude with a dime bag.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:23 PM (fiGNd)

310 "Alleged" huh?

Ooook.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:23 PM (rlfds)

311 Allegedly, Hellaroid was the best SOS evah.....and the mostest qualified to be prezy-dent!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:23 PM (xVgrA)

312 I just can't even.

I remember D'oh Boy coming home from elementary school asking me, "Mama, what's a blow job?" I nearly fainted.

Thanks, Billy and your Hell Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (1ZOkK)

313 296 I know insmniac..but men also fall there.some of mr friends husbands do so much porn they don't give love to their wives.
Don't know why people that promise to csre for eachother fall into these stupid marriage failure traps
Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (A1MMY)

In those cases I wonder about the chicken or the egg. Guys who get cut off, or who only get occasional grudging concession sex, will find other outlets. If they aren't the sort to have affairs, they'll often use porn as their sexual outlet.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (0mRoj)

314 Without looking, what was on the back of the Eisenhower Dollar?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (rwI+c)

315 >>>301 Kate Upton is withholding sex from me.
Posted by: Weasel at August 25, 2016 09:21 PM (Sfs6o)

:::pulls up barstool:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (+b2T3)

316 willow, how are you doing?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (+eR2D)

317 SMFH. It's going alright considering..im totally exhausted by it.but not giving up

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (A1MMY)

318
what was on the back of the Eisenhower Dollar?

An IHOP?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (0IkTk)

319 So, I see at Drudge, Juanita Broddrick is afraid for her life. Her story about meeting Hillary will chill you to the bone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

320 I bit off that muthaf&cka ear!
Allegedly

Posted by: Mike tython at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (I/OY/)

321
Without looking, what was on the back of the Eisenhower Dollar?

Nixon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (IqV8l)

322 There actually was a fasces of the reverse of the Mercury dime, from 1916-1945.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_dime

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

323 >>>314 Without looking, what was on the back of the Eisenhower Dollar?

"Call me"?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (+b2T3)

324 SMFH,
Are you going to make the TEXIT meet-up? Info is on the main page sidebar? Love to finally meet you.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (xVgrA)

325 Oh yes, her price is her price, but they want the insurance companies to have to cover it. That keeps the serfs from seeing the price increase directly, but what adds to the spiraling increase in health care insurance premiums.

It's cost sharing. Some fraction of the population needs the product. They raise the price 400%. That cost gets spread out over the whole risk pool base for the insurance, which O-care expanded to include everyone (you know, pre-existing conditions and all that).

But, with the high deductibles, which is how the insurance companies are having to do it, that fraction sees the full 400% with no one else to spread it around to.

That's what she's bitching about. No fair the insurance companies let our ass-raping be felt directly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:26 PM (DW+jj)

326 Oops I mean faggots. As in:

a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.

Posted by: Allegendary Zombie Bob Marley at August 25, 2016 09:26 PM (BO/km)

327 LOLz are had at the NYT - "Brazil's Next Must-Watch Event: A President's Impeachment Trial"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2016 09:26 PM (6FqZa)

328 314 Without looking, what was on the back of the Eisenhower Dollar?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (rwI+c)


An eagle landing on the moon.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

329 Insomniac .uh hmm I'm sure that could also be a reason

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:26 PM (A1MMY)

330 You can smell the Bud, bud, and patchouli:

http://jalopnik.com/here-are-some-of-the-worst-van-names-ever-1723976460

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:26 PM (jR7Wy)

331 Without looking, what was on the back of the Eisenhower Dollar?>>>

Tails?

Posted by: Willy J. at August 25, 2016 09:27 PM (CDowr)

332 Damn it. One day I'm going to a blog meet

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:27 PM (A1MMY)

333 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (1ZOkK)

---

God help me, I would have laughed in horror, if that makes any sense.

But yeah, as far as the Clintons are concerned, pineapple, concertina wire, sideways, yaddayaddayadda.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:27 PM (rlfds)

334 An eagle landing on the moon.

*touches nose*

The Eagle has landed.


We had pride once.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:27 PM (rwI+c)

335 There actually was a fasces of the reverse of the Mercury dime, from 1916-1945.

Strength Through Unity was a thing at the time. I believe someone wrote a book about that

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 25, 2016 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

336 You know ...

... after I finish this deck - and concrete goes down this weekend - I think I owe myself a midlife crisis.

I'm thinking a plain jane van as my blank canvas.

Yes - yes indeed. I think this bitch could make the art thread.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:28 PM (fiGNd)

337
An eagle landing on the moon.

Well that's just dumb!

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:28 PM (0IkTk)

338 willow, I don't know what is going on, but I wish you well and I will pray for you.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:28 PM (+eR2D)

339 Stronger
Together

that's hitlery's campaign slogan


Does that nonsense mean anything to anyone? It's so meaningless. It is devoid of any meaning whatsoever.

It's just two words that probably tested well with a stupid focus group or something. Stronger. Together.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:08 PM (0IkTk)


That is exactly the guiding principle of Fascism. Look at the image on a dime: the fasces, a bundle of thin sticks, individually, they are easily bent or broken, but bound (and I use the word advisedly) together in a bundle, they are very stout. That is why Mussolini named his movement Fascism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 09:28 PM (oqkO3)

340 " I'm allegedly shopping for 80's conversion vans. Cheesier the better. "



Don't tell me you're also going to be spending more time hanging out near the high school.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:28 PM (agvMi)

341 I'm thinking a plain jane van as my blank canvas.


I want a 1954 Chevy Sedan Delivery. I could have had one once for $2500 with the 327 already installed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (rwI+c)

342 What will be on the back of the new Billy Jeff Clinton dollar coin?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (ej1L0)

343
That is exactly the guiding principle of Fascism. Look at the image on a dime: the fasces, a bundle of thin sticks, individually, they are easily bent or broken, but bound (and I use the word advisedly) together in a bundle, they are very stout. That is why Mussolini named his movement Fascism.

Welcome to the party, AOP!
But yes, excellent summation.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (0IkTk)

344 Ty Dangergirl i could use them

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (A1MMY)

345 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:24 PM (1ZOkK)

I actually have a funny story in relation to kids in school. In the good old days-45 years ago when kids didn't know so much my friends little brother came hoe and said "What's a whore? His surprised parents said, "Where did you learn that word?" He said, "From a sign down the street. It says "40 miles per whore"
Hour)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (6HqlZ)

346
God help me, I would have laughed in horror, if that makes any sense.



But yeah, as far as the Clintons are concerned, pineapple, concertina wire, sideways, yaddayaddayadda.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:27 PM (rlfds)


I called husband and said, "You need to explain BJs to our son when you get home. You can thank Bill Clinton."


Son's class had to write a letter to Billy Jeff, and he had just gotten a postcard from the preezy, of Socks the cat.

Son looked at the postcard, and said, "President Clinton is NASTY."

Good times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)

347 What will be on the back of the new Billy Jeff Clinton dollar coin?>>>

Hope Solo?

Posted by: Willy J. at August 25, 2016 09:30 PM (CDowr)

348 As Neil Degrasse said it's our collective fault that Bill cheated on us. We forced him to do it and then to lie about it....

Posted by: runningrn at August 25, 2016 09:30 PM (sUP4M)

349 Anyone know without looking it up who was on the front of the $100,000 bill?

It did exist, but it was only ever used for bank to bank transactions. It was still considered legal tender, though, so it's the largest denomination bill in US history.

(It's still considered legal tender right now, actually, but all of them ever printed are accounted for and in gov't hands, so if you had a real one, I would assume you'd immediately be detained and asked how you acquired it)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:30 PM (kumBu)

350 "willow, I don't know what is going on,"




It's kinda personal and sensitive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (agvMi)

351 He did not shoot a load on my girlfriend!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (960oq)

352 Don't tell me you're also going to be spending more time hanging out near the high school.

No No No ... Dude Down by the River is more my vibe.

And I actually like the 70's long sleeve flannel and vest combo. Can Not Wait for that shit to come back in style.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (fiGNd)

353 Salmon P. Chase.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (jR7Wy)

354 Anyone know without looking it up who was on the front of the $100,000 bill?

Chase?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (rwI+c)

355 If you're only getting 40 miles out of a whore, she needs a tune up. Bad. Or trade in for a newer model.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (DW+jj)

356 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)


Jane, I think your son has been a class act since very early on!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (wCEn4)

357 I'm allegedly shopping for 80's conversion vans.

I like the cut of this man's jib.

Posted by: Krieger at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (5dRGy)

358 Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (xVgrA)

---

WHAAT!!!?????!!

And associate with a racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck-y Moron such as yourself???

Oh yeah, I'm so going to be there.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (rlfds)

359
There are real $10,000 bills for sale on ebay all the time. They look so fake.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (0IkTk)

360 Hrothie! What's the haps?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)

361
I actually have a funny story in relation to
kids in school. In the good old days-45 years ago when kids didn't know
so much my friends little brother came hoe and said "What's a whore? His
surprised parents said, "Where did you learn that word?" He said, "From
a sign down the street. It says "40 miles per whore"

Hour)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (6HqlZ)


That's actually a cute story. Wow, have times changed (for the worse).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (1ZOkK)

362 What will be on the back of the new Billy Jeff Clinton dollar coin?>>>
Hope Solo?
Posted by: Willy J. at August 25, 2016 09:30 PM (CDowr)

Right on!....Hope Solo's Rolo gets my vote. That or an Arby's classic with horsey sauce.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (ej1L0)

363 Scogg, don't forget the SP101 3" before you go off van customizing and stuff. For now I'm staking out the local for-sale market but those don't come up often so I'll probably go new.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (QDnY+)

364 Note to the sidebar notice. There actually has been a Texas meet up. About six years ago in Austin there were six of us that made it there; Texas Jew, RoadKing, some 'ettes whose nics I've forgotten and me. I think they thought I was DiT until I denied it three times. TJ surfaces occasionally but RoadKing has been silent.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 25, 2016 09:33 PM (/jFkZ)

365 He allegedly did not shoot a load on my girlfriend!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (960oq)

FTFY

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 09:33 PM (wCEn4)

366 Good ol' Woodrow Wilson on the $100K bill. It was a Gold Certificate, and the Federal Reserve banks used for interbank reconcillation transactions. Balancing between the 12 districts.

Hell, now, that is basically just an accounting entry, although they do balance it out every so often.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:33 PM (DW+jj)

367 Allegedly?

Harry Reid is allegedly the Searchlight Strangler.

There's NO 'allegedly' about Billvis being a philandering screw-monster. The Science is settled.

Posted by: Stu-22 at August 25, 2016 09:33 PM (rUc9h)

368 Woodrow Wilson on 100,000 bill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 25, 2016 09:33 PM (IqV8l)

369 "Hope Solo?

Posted by: Willy J. at August 25, 2016 09:30 PM (CDowr) "

Heh. She'd have to be dead too, though - living people can't be on US coins.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:34 PM (kumBu)

370 Bill did what with a cigar?

Posted by: Diane Reynolds at August 25, 2016 09:34 PM (0+WqX)

371 What will be on the back of the new Billy Jeff Clinton dollar coin?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (ej1L0)


An ice cube. "heads" is a small, croocked cock.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:34 PM (+eR2D)

372
I think they thought I was DiT until I denied it three times.

Like Peter did to Jesus?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:34 PM (0IkTk)

373 It's kinda personal and sensitive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:31 PM (agvMi)


s'ok. I don't need to know to pray.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:34 PM (+eR2D)

374 Joe Manchin's little Solo of a daughter was on the financial tube today defending herself and Mylan. It's not all our fault, it's the system (which is true). Her executive compensation is now $18.9M. She only made a pitiful $2.5M back in 2007. So she's a valuable asset, apparently.

One of her arguments is the price increase for the consumer is because of the high deductibles. IOW, the insurance companies should be eating her price increases.
Yep, that's part of the "model" that is our fucked-up health care system.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:12 PM

As someone who should have an Epipen and will not get another after this increase I say FU Ms. Manchin.

These are the type of greedy Democrats that give capitalism a bad name. Think about that little piece of wisdom, it's true.

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 09:34 PM (o/90i)

375 I actually have a funny story in relation to
kids in school. In the good old days-45 years ago when kids didn't know
so much my friends little brother came hoe and said "What's a whore? His
surprised parents said, "Where did you learn that word?" He said, "From
a sign down the street. It says "40 miles per whore"

Hour)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2016 09:29 PM (6HqlZ)

Lou Gehrig was the Iron Hore

Posted by: Proofreaders Local 258 - on strike! at August 25, 2016 09:35 PM (7qAYi)

376 Son is spending the night tonight so he and his dad can leave really early for a flight to NY in the a.m.

He was telling us stories of various profs he has and likes.

He likes his sociology prof, in spite of the guy telling the class that people voting for Trump tend to be uneducated and Southern.

He has another prof who is unashamed to be a conservative.

Any how, he's enjoying school and is quite vocal in class. {{shudder}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:35 PM (1ZOkK)

377 Chase was on the $10,000, which is IIRC the largest denomination that was ever widely circulated.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:35 PM (kumBu)

378 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)


Not much here. How do you be? Acquired any interesting edged weapons curios lately?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 09:35 PM (wCEn4)

379 I'M A HUMAN BEING!

ALLEGEDLY!

[ROBOTIC CACKLE]

Posted by: Hillary! and her rainbow exoskeleton at August 25, 2016 09:36 PM (rUc9h)

380 Scogg, don't forget the SP101 3"[i/]

No shit ...

... so many projects. so little time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:36 PM (fiGNd)

381 377 Chase was on the $10,000, which is IIRC the largest denomination that was ever widely circulated.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:35 PM (kumBu)

Wilson?

Posted by: josephistan at August 25, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi)

382 They still teach Sociology? That's like the 70's Van of subjects.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)

383
Wilson?

Chief?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 25, 2016 09:36 PM (0IkTk)

384 Huh, Corsicana...

That's only about an hour and a half drive.

Nice area.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:37 PM (rlfds)

385 That is exactly the guiding principle of Fascism. Look at the image on a dime: the fasces, a bundle of thin sticks, individually, they are easily bent or broken, but bound (and I use the word advisedly) together in a bundle, they are very stout. That is why Mussolini named his movement Fascism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 09:28 PM (oqkO3)


Ding! Say the secret woid and win a Double Eagle.
The Mercury Dime was designed in 1916.
Who was president in 1916?

Right, it was Woodrow Wilson.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 25, 2016 09:37 PM (B7Uun)

386 Is it true that Chelsea Clinton and porn star Riley Reid (no relation to Harry Reid) are, in fact, the same person ?
I've heard they have never been seen at the same time.

Posted by: Diane Reynolds at August 25, 2016 09:37 PM (0+WqX)

387 Don't remember that Dave at buffalo roam. I was probably at that stage on the blog where I still lurker and there was no way I was meet a bunch of raping axe murderers in real life!!

SMHF,
Yipeeee!!!! I forgot to ask Ben Had if there would be shooting.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:37 PM (xVgrA)

388 Not much here. How do you be? Acquired any interesting edged weapons curios lately?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 09:35 PM (wCEn4)
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I'm doing very well, thanks. No new stabby toys.

Added to your slide rule collection?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:37 PM (jR7Wy)

389 123 = preach it, sister.

Posted by: Megan Marshak at August 25, 2016 09:38 PM (11H2y)

390 McCloud!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 25, 2016 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

391 358 Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:25 PM (xVgrA)

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WHAAT!!!?????!!

And associate with a racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck-y Moron such as yourself???

Oh yeah, I'm so going to be there.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:32 PM (rlfds)

Diversity, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2016 09:38 PM (0mRoj)

392 When the state quarters first came out, I bought a joke Arkansas quarter before the real Arkansas quarter was released.

It featured BJ sitting under a tree with a young woman kneeling before him.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

393 Right, it was Woodrow Wilson.

A dude wrote a book about that ... a few years ago. Something about Fascism and Us and stuff.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (fiGNd)

394 i'M TRAPPED IN AN INVISIBLE PRISON! SURROUNDED BY LESBIANS!

ALLEGEDLY!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (rUc9h)

395 I feel like I want to open a bottle of something, but it's getting late.

Should I, Horde?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (jR7Wy)

396 These are the type of greedy Democrats that give capitalism a bad name. Think about that little piece of wisdom, it's true.

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 09:34 PM (o/90i)




But it's better for everybody when "we" spread the money around!

Posted by: Caliph B Obama I at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (wCEn4)

397 Jane,

Have your son watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64u7xf1K05E

Which is why I switched to attending online.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (rlfds)

398 Been wondering about SMFH.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:40 PM (agvMi)

399 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (jR7Wy)

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Trick question?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:40 PM (rlfds)

400 392
When the state quarters first came out, I bought a joke Arkansas quarter before the real Arkansas quarter was released.



It featured BJ sitting under a tree with a young woman kneeling before him.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)


I once bought a Billy Beer. It tasted exactly as you'd expect.

Billy was a better "brewer" than his brother was a president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:40 PM (1ZOkK)

401 >>>40 miles per whore

That's some hard riding.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2016 09:40 PM (R+30W)

402 "Should I, Horde?"



Why not......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (agvMi)

403 I actually have a funny story in relation to

kids in school. In the good old days-45 years ago when kids didn't know

so much my friends little brother came hoe and said "What's a whore? His

surprised parents said, "Where did you learn that word?" He said, "From

a sign down the street. It says "40 miles per whore">>>

Similar story from days gone by mid 70s. My little brother asked my Mom what is a Prostitute in the Grocery store parking lot. She was taken aback but answered as gently as she could. She then asked why did you ask that? He responded the sign in the store say Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (CDowr)

404 And yes, multiple people have gotten it right - it was Woodrow Wilson on the $100,000 bill, which was, as noted, more of an accounting tool than anything else (only used for fed reserve bank transfers).

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (kumBu)

405 Should I, Horde?

Still early for really damn stupid questions.

But I'll pop a top again on another tall boy with you - just out of solidarity ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (fiGNd)

406 Still shaking mah head, Ricardo...heh.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (rlfds)

407 I have a new/old broad axe. I got cussed at for swinging it around.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (/jFkZ)

408 395 I feel like I want to open a bottle of something, but it's getting late.
-----------
Try pickles....allegedly they're good late at night....

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (xVgrA)

409 Added to your slide rule collection?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:37 PM (jR7Wy)



Not recently, but they are getting hard to find. Comes the EMP though, I'll be in demand!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (wCEn4)

410 THE ANCIENT ALIENS MADE ME DO IT! ALL NIGHT LONG!

ALLEGEDLY!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at August 25, 2016 09:42 PM (rUc9h)

411 Anybody think, with all this flying around like bats in a belfry, that Donald and Herself can climb onto a stage together for a "debate?"

Is it her plan to turn up the screech way beyond the claims of hate and KKK, in order to say, he's so bad, I will not go in the same county he's in?

It's a strategy that might work for her.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 25, 2016 09:42 PM (/fuM0)

412 Farmer hell maybe 3 times never know. Cackles
Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:14 PM

Allegedly willow is celebrating her 90th birthday.

Send good wished her way. Happy 90th willow!

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 09:42 PM (o/90i)

413 I would love to go to the TX moron meetup, but not sure I can convince the Mr.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:42 PM (+eR2D)

414 "That is why Mussolini named his movement Fascism. "



No BS? I've never heard that before. Never knew where the term came from.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:43 PM (agvMi)

415 If Riley Reid is Chelsea, then I think I'm gonna be sick.

Nah, not even CGI could do that, and they don't have that kind of budget.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:43 PM (DW+jj)

416 And yes, multiple people have gotten it right - it was Woodrow Wilson on the $100,000 bill, which was, as noted, more of an accounting tool than anything else (only used for fed reserve bank transfers).

Soon, for bread purchases in Wiemar America (saves wear and tear on wheelbarrows).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2016 09:44 PM (vP09u)

417 407 I have a new/old broad axe. I got cussed at for swinging it around.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 25, 2016 09:41 PM (/jFkZ)

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Should have dared him/her/it/ to snatch it from your hands.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:44 PM (rlfds)

418 The "Southside With You" promos are running here regularly.

As if those two "love" each other in a romantic sense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:45 PM (1ZOkK)

419 "Shit, I haven't been to an ATM lately. You guys can break a $10K, right?"

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:45 PM (kumBu)

420 I did not have sex with that woman(s).

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2016 09:46 PM (zLDYs)

421 SMHF,
Yipeeee!!!! I forgot to ask Ben Had if there would be shooting.....
Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:37 PM (xVgrA)

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Oh yes.

There WILL be shooting.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:46 PM (rlfds)

422 Danger girl,
I just told my husband about and asked if he was coming with. Says he's not sure. Oh well, he knows I'm going so he probably will...because meeting up with a bunch of " alleged strangers from the internet", heh!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:46 PM (xVgrA)

423 Cash is soon going to be outlawed, peasant. All you'll need is $100K digi-dollars to buy that loaf of bread.

Posted by: The Fed at August 25, 2016 09:46 PM (DW+jj)

424 Hrothgar, do you know about Deutche Optik? They sometimes have a bunch of sliderules.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 25, 2016 09:47 PM (/jFkZ)

425
Any how, he's enjoying school and is quite vocal in class. {{shudder}}


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:35 PM (1ZOkK)


My Son's in College in Denver... in one class he wrote 2 papers...

One, he turned in to get a good grade...

The second he gave to the Professor AFTER she had given him his final grade... and the title of the Second paper was 'This is what I REALLY Think'....

No response from the Professor.... but I laughed about it...

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 25, 2016 09:47 PM (qf6WZ)

426 Just opened up a bottle of Cove Point orange chocolate port. So good.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:47 PM (jR7Wy)

427 414 "That is why Mussolini named his movement Fascism. "



No BS? I've never heard that before. Never knew where the term came from.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:43 PM (agvMi)


Absolutely true. The fasces was an ancient Roman symbol. I believe the legions had a fasces-bearer at the front when they were on the march.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

428 At some point, the GA, FL, SC, and NC people need to have a meetup.

Anyone interested?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:48 PM (1ZOkK)

429 Cash is soon going to be outlawed, peasant. All you'll need is $100K digi-dollars to buy that loaf of bread.

Posted by: The Fed at August 25, 2016 09:46 PM (DW+jj)


Everyone will have an EBT card. The unlucky ones will have to work to get it recharged.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 09:48 PM (oqkO3)

430 423 Cash is soon going to be outlawed, peasant. All you'll need is $100K digi-dollars to buy that loaf of bread.


Posted by: The Fed at August 25, 2016 09:46 PM (DW+jj)


Yup... simple commerce has become a way for the Banking industry to take about 3% of revenue of all retail sales, in 'credit card' fees...

Its a huge profit center...

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 25, 2016 09:49 PM (qf6WZ)

431 Just opened up a bottle of Cove Point orange chocolate port. So good.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:47 PM (jR7Wy)



I'm thinking I may just have to see what is in the beer reefer, but I am sure I have nothing that sounds as good as that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 09:49 PM (wCEn4)

432 At some point, the GA, FL, SC, and NC people need to have a meetup. Anyone interested?

No love for the Indiana people. I get it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:49 PM (fiGNd)

433 Absolutely true. The fasces was an ancient Roman symbol. I believe the legions had a fasces-bearer at the front when they were on the march.
Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
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The Progressives have feces-flingers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:49 PM (jR7Wy)

434 And, of course, those digital dollars can 'disappear' if you wish to be 'troublesome.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (vP09u)

435 "Soon, for bread purchases in Wiemar America (saves wear and tear on wheelbarrows).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2016 09:44 PM (vP09u) "

Reminds me of an article I read a few months ago. Some guy and his kid, I think from the UK, bought a ton of 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwe dollar bills when they were really cheap to buy, and they've appreciated in value on auction sites by like 1,500%. Or at least they had at the time - he bought them in bulk for like one pound a note and was selling them for 15-20 pounds each.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (kumBu)

436 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:48 PM (1ZOkK)

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OR, you all could come to Texas.

We got the room.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (rlfds)

437 416 And yes, multiple people have gotten it right - it was Woodrow Wilson on the $100,000 bill, which was, as noted, more of an accounting tool than anything else (only used for fed reserve bank transfers).

Soon, for bread purchases in Wiemar America (saves wear and tear on wheelbarrows).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2016 09:44 PM (vP09u)


Nah, there'll be a trillion dollar bill with TFG's grinning mug on it.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

438 I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH 3.784 WOMEN!

I JUST MADE THEM BLOW ME!

ALLEGEDLY!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (rUc9h)

439 Danger girl,

I just told my husband about and asked if he was coming with. Says
he's not sure. Oh well, he knows I'm going so he probably will...because
meeting up with a bunch of " alleged strangers from the internet",
heh!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter,
redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:46 PM (xVgrA)


I'd like to go, and went to a H2 meetup years ago...met DiT. But, Mr Deeg has gotten crotchitier over the years and I'm not real comfortable with going alone.


What area are you coming from?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (+eR2D)

440 The Progressives have feces-flingers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:49 PM (jR7Wy)


My Depends failed! I have Fascial matter all over my pantsuit!

Posted by: Hillary at August 25, 2016 09:51 PM (oqkO3)

441 The scheme is foolproof. Dr. Krugman is putting the finishing touches on it.

Everyone will be on EBT. And they'll buy all their shit from China. China will then lend those digi-dollars back to the government to put it right back in the EBT for all accounts.

We'll make up any slack.

It's foolproof.

Posted by: The Fed at August 25, 2016 09:51 PM (DW+jj)

442 thanks Farmer, flapping dentures.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:51 PM (A1MMY)

443 20 Clintons are national herpes - we'll never be rid of them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 25, 2016 08:04 PM (lutOX)

Donald Trump can be our Valtrex.

Posted by: Bernette at August 25, 2016 09:51 PM (ru2SK)

444 No love for the Indiana people. I get it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:49 PM (find)

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Ah, Indiana...

That's the state no one ever thought of until the Colts and Pacers came along.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:52 PM (rlfds)

445 Well, I'm finally recovered from the awful med the idiot doc prescribed, that kept me awake all night and gave my ears a roaring sound all day.

I've lived my entire life without any regular meds, and now I just want something to control the high BP, and he's prescribed four meds.

I have a BFF who is a doc who counsels docs on meds. I'm going to call her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

446 DangerGirl, you really should go. Meeting the Horde in meatspace is a trip.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:52 PM (jR7Wy)

447 Danger girl,
I'm driving up from Austinistan, the far south of it.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:52 PM (xVgrA)

448 Just opened up a bottle of Cove Point orange chocolate port. So good.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:47 PM (jR7Wy)


oh man, i'd probably guzzle that and fall under the table. sounds delishious.
now I really want chocolate and oranges, and chocolate.
I have neither! waaah

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:53 PM (A1MMY)

449 "That's the state no one ever thought of until the Colts and Pacers came along.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:52 PM (rlfds) "

I mean, they have Notre Dame too, so at least they were a power in college athletics.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:53 PM (kumBu)

450 *pours Willow a glass and sends it through the aether*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (jR7Wy)

451 I can to spell delisioushious how I want.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (A1MMY)

452 OR, you all could come to Texas.



We got the room.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (rlfds)


That would be awesome, if I didn't have stuff going on here.


I was conceived in San Antonio! So I'm kinda Texan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (1ZOkK)

453 Cash is soon going to be outlawed, peasant. All you'll need is $100K digi-dollars to buy that loaf of bread.

Posted by: The Fed


Not before we have negative interest rates. Because FUCK THE POORZ!

Posted by: Your Betters In the GOP at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (V3IFq)

454 mmmmmmmm Thank You!

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (A1MMY)

455
Most of the drug reps I've seen are hot babes, dressed to the nines, long legs, every young man's dream.

That's who you the male docs at least are getting their drug advice from. And they're not thinking with their big heads about it. Unless somehow the other head has a medical degree too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj)

456 My new lab chemist is good for something. He informed me today there is stout (beer) that is aged in bourbon barrels. I must find.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (+eR2D)

457 Yo, goggle Primary Weapon Systems MK118 Mod 2. Prepare to see your doctor. Longer than 4 hours, and etc.

Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2016 09:55 PM (zLDYs)

458 Eris are people as you expected when you meet them?

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:55 PM (A1MMY)

459 little shyning, I've been speculating for months that she won't do a "debate". Though not an incumbent, she's running a Rose Garden strategy-minus right now (the "minus" part being invisible and cut off from the public), yet another stunning indication of how degraded the country is (specifically the media and the Dem electorate). That such an approach to a prez campaign could even be contemplated is mind-blowing.


Anyway, they might figure too much downside risk in a "debate". Though I figure that the polling is not all that good for her right now, and will only get tougher as the "debates" approach, so skipping them might not be the easy tactical call.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (QDnY+)

460 I've only meet Lauren in person.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (xVgrA)

461 Nah, there'll be a trillion dollar bill with TFG's grinning mug on it.
Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

A trillion dollar bill is ridiculous. Now a trillion dollar coin, on the other hand...

Posted by: Paul Krugman at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)

462 "Ah, Indiana... "


Woody Boyd introduced it to the country in the 1980s.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (agvMi)

463 lindafell, that is a bit of a hike!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (+eR2D)

464 458 Eris are people as you expected when you meet them?
Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:55 PM (A1MMY)
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No, they were wearing clothes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (jR7Wy)

465
That's who you the male docs at least are getting their drug advice from. And they're not thinking with their big heads about it.


A woman coming on like that instantly makes me feel like I'm being conned, and I hate being conned.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (vP09u)

466 "Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (DW+jj) "

*sigh* I miss when drug reps were guys that would bribe you...I mean, uh, 'persuade' you...to prescribe their drugs with primo tix to sporting events. My dad used to get great seats for Indians games in the late 90's during the sell-out streak.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 09:57 PM (kumBu)

467 heh eris

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 09:57 PM (A1MMY)

468 That's the state no one ever thought of until the Colts and Pacers came along.

Hell ... most of us don't even think of the Colts or Pacers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:57 PM (fiGNd)

469 Actually you're going to need to outlaw cash to go fully operational with negative interest rates. If the bank is charging you to hold deposits, what are you gonna do? Withdraw your money into cash.

The Big Boys, with billions can't do that, but all the peasants will try.

The little bank run inducing nature of negative rates is a little problem they've got to work out. Outlawing cash solves it nicely.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:57 PM (DW+jj)

470 Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 09:57 PM (find)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 09:58 PM (rlfds)

471 DG,
It'll be a little over 3 hours drive.

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 09:58 PM (xVgrA)

472 456 My new lab chemist is good for something. He informed me today there is stout (beer) that is aged in bourbon barrels. I must find.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (+eR2D)


At the liquor store tonight I saw a version of Bluecoat gin that was aged in bourbon barrels. It was brown. Brown gin? That seems heretical somehow.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2016 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

473 >>>456 My new lab chemist is good for something. He informed me today there is stout (beer) that is aged in bourbon barrels. I must find.

Dragons Milk! Mmmmm

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 25, 2016 09:58 PM (+b2T3)

474 The 30-somethings who write for the MSM are allegedly journalists.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 25, 2016 09:59 PM (laMCB)

475 Well, I'm off to bed. Hopefully, I'll sleep through the night for the first time in a couple of days, thanks to the crazy drug doc had me on.

I'm puppy sitting son's dog while he and husband are at a wedding in upstate NY with the entire liberal family.

Yay, high BP. Saved me from having to attend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:59 PM (1ZOkK)

476 Well I had a Dodge Colt (the Mitsubishi one) but never a Pacer. Haven't given either much thought either.

Posted by: freaked at August 25, 2016 09:59 PM (BO/km)

477 If anything, Indiana is known in the sports world for HS basketball. They treat it the way Ohioans and Texans treat HS football.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 10:00 PM (kumBu)

478 So I just asked Mr. Deeg about the Texas Moron Meetup and he said if I want to go, we are in.


So this antisocial girl is throwing in and going to meet some TX Morons!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 10:00 PM (+eR2D)

479 The little bank run inducing nature of negative rates is a little problem they've got to work out. Outlawing cash solves it nicely.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 09:57 PM (DW+jj)


Precious metals. Gold, silver, platinum, lead, brass.

Posted by: Hillary at August 25, 2016 10:00 PM (oqkO3)

480 Yay, high BP. Saved me from having to attend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:59 PM (1ZOkK)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 10:00 PM (rlfds)

481 Niters Jane.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 10:01 PM (rlfds)

482 'Night, SMFH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 10:01 PM (1ZOkK)

483 Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2016 09:56 PM (QDnY+)


I said on a much earlier thread that I don't think there is any way the Dem handlers dare to let Hillary appear in public in an unscripted debate environment even with the moderators in their pocket. She'll find some pseudo-presidential excuse for bailing on the debates!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 10:02 PM (wCEn4)

484 I think I'll probably go to the SW Ohio MoMe - it's only like a 3 1/2 hour drive for me.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 10:02 PM (kumBu)

485 DangerGirl, the brewing industry is doing all sorts of neat weird things these days. I live in a very big craft brew area and I've had some incredible limited-edition beers that were aged in bourbon or wine barrels. Great thing about craft breweries is all the variety.


Which reminds me, 2 weeks ago on first visit to Portland had an amazing coffee thing - cold-brewed coffee on nitro. Fantastic on a hot day (which it was). That nitro thing also can be incredible with stouts and porters.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2016 10:02 PM (QDnY+)

486 DG,
Yeah!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 25, 2016 10:03 PM (xVgrA)

487 So this antisocial girl is throwing in and going to meet some TX Morons!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 10:00 PM (+eR2D)
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I'm rather introverted, but by happy accident was seated at the same table as some of our rowdier elements (Alexthechick). Copious amounts of booze helped to lubricate the gears of social interaction.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 10:03 PM (jR7Wy)

488 Just imagine a drug rep who looks like Gisele Bundchen sitting across from your doctor with stripper heels and a micro mini. And doing a Sharon Stone move as she explains how their new product, which is on-patent and costs $20 a pill is so much better than that old drug, off patent, which costs $0.02 a pill.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 25, 2016 10:04 PM (DW+jj)

489 @ Scogg.


If you build a custom Sin Bin '70s van, there is only one allowable Moron worthy inspiration for the murals on the sides.

Van Gogh.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2016 10:04 PM (v5iqM)

490 Which reminds me, 2 weeks ago on first visit to Portland had an amazing coffee thing - cold-brewed coffee on nitro. Fantastic on a hot day (which it was). That nitro thing also can be incredible with stouts and porters.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2016 10:02 PM (QDnY+)


(removes sock)

Nitro? Liquid nitrogen? Nitromethane?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 10:04 PM (oqkO3)

491
Nitro? Liquid nitrogen? Nitromethane?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 10:04 PM (oqkO3)
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Nitrous oxide.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 10:05 PM (jR7Wy)

492 If you build a custom Sin Bin '70s van, there is only one allowable Moron worthy inspiration for the murals on the sides.

Van Gogh.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2016 10:04 PM (v5iqM)


You knock one of the side-view mirrors off?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2016 10:05 PM (oqkO3)

493 If anything, Indiana is known in the sports world for HS basketball. They treat it the way Ohioans and Texans treat HS football.

Meh ... we fucked that up too.

Back in the day - it was all one class. The big schools played the little schools. Every now and then - you got a story like Hoosiers. But mostly not.

Now they play in classes. Big schools don't play little schools in the tournament.

Very few people care.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 25, 2016 10:06 PM (fiGNd)

494 ONT is up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)

495 325 Oh yes, her price is her price, but they want the insurance companies to have to cover it. That keeps the serfs from seeing the price increase directly, but what adds to the spiraling increase in health care insurance premiums.

It's cost sharing. Some fraction of the population needs the product. They raise the price 400%. That cost gets spread out over the whole risk pool base for the insurance, which O-care expanded to include everyone (you know, pre-existing conditions and all that).

But, with the high deductibles, which is how the insurance companies are having to do it, that fraction sees the full 400% with no one else to spread it around to.

That's what she's bitching about. No fair the insurance companies let our ass-raping be felt directly.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart

Yep

Posted by: Bernette at August 25, 2016 10:06 PM (ru2SK)

496 I'm rather introverted, but by happy accident was seated at the same table as some of our rowdier elements (Alexthechick). Copious amounts of booze helped to lubricate the gears of social interaction.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 10:03 PM (jR7Wy)

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I don't think they'll be a shortage of booze here in Texas either...lol.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 10:06 PM (rlfds)

497 eris, funny you say that I'm introverted also, but not here. My spouse is always flabbergasted how I can throw off my sheitels on this blog

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 10:06 PM (A1MMY)

498 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 09:54 PM (+eR2D)

There are a couple of breweries experimenting with cask aged beers. One is Tennents of Scotland (Beer Aged with Whisky Oak).
http://tinyurl.com/halukoh

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 10:06 PM (wCEn4)

499 AOP I assume they just pump the kegs full of nitrogen. Creates an incredibly smooth drink, the "mouthfeel" is soft. Used with cream ales, or porters/stouts with coffee or other infused flavors, wow.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2016 10:07 PM (QDnY+)

500 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 25, 2016 10:03 PM (jR7Wy)


I'm very introverted, but I've learned over my lifetime that I have to take chances. I had a great time at the Hostages meetup even though I knew no one. I think the same will happen here.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 10:07 PM (+eR2D)

501 Well, fook.

Romo down and not getting up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 25, 2016 10:07 PM (agvMi)

502 or I should say grateful.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 10:07 PM (A1MMY)

503 Craft beer - one of the few things that hipsters have their grubby little hands in that they haven't ruined.

One company that is suffering because of the rise of craft beers is the original craft beer, Sam Adams/Boston Brewing Co. They are by federal regulations still considered a craft brewery because of their size, but craft beer fans don't see them as 'authentic' because they're too big. Not big enough to fight with the big boys, but too big to stand out among all the smaller, hipper breweries.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 25, 2016 10:08 PM (kumBu)

504 noooooooo

clicks heels- melting melting..

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 10:09 PM (A1MMY)

505 I think the same will happen here.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 10:07 PM (+eR2D)

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You doubt the ability of us Morons to entertain you???

Surely you jest.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 10:09 PM (rlfds)

506 My sense is they need to put some ice on this.

Posted by: Neil EimanAss Tyson at August 25, 2016 10:10 PM (sJuKe)

507 SMFH, or at the least ply her with tasty drinks.

Posted by: willow at August 25, 2016 10:10 PM (A1MMY)

508 Do I get to meet SMFH?! I am humbly excited!


RK, are you going to go too?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 10:11 PM (+eR2D)

509 You doubt the ability of us Morons to entertain you???



Surely you jest.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 10:09 PM (rlfds)


No fucking way! I can't tell you how excited I am that Mr Deeg agreed. I luff my 'rons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 25, 2016 10:12 PM (+eR2D)

510 Good God Almighty! Tony Romo is whimpering like a broke-dick dog already.

Posted by: Fritz at August 25, 2016 10:12 PM (HVQlX)

511 Stronger
Together

that's hitlery's campaign slogan


Does that nonsense mean anything to anyone? It's so meaningless. It is devoid of any meaning whatsoever.


Join my gang, and this town is ours.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 25, 2016 10:13 PM (PjWy4)

512 My unsolicited advice is if there is any way you can attend a MoMee, don't miss it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 25, 2016 10:14 PM (wCEn4)

513 Heh Willow...
That's pretty much a given.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 10:20 PM (rlfds)

514 I've lived my entire life without any regular meds, and now I just want something to control the high BP, and he's prescribed four meds.



It's a cocktail. It keeps an even strain without overtaxing a single system. It will probably take a few months for him to get it right.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 25, 2016 10:23 PM (B7Uun)

515 All hail the fasces.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 25, 2016 10:24 PM (B7Uun)

516 508 Do I get to meet SMFH?! I am humbly excited!

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Yeah, I reckon I'm going.

A Texas Mo-me only a two-hour drive away (Killeen to Corsicana)?

I'd never hear the end of it if I didn't go.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at August 25, 2016 10:25 PM (rlfds)

517 I'm puppy sitting son's dog while he and husband are at a wedding in upstate NY with the entire liberal family.
Yay, high BP. Saved me from having to attend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 25, 2016 09:59 PM

I'm glad you got out of an annoying situation Jane. But do check w/ your BFF, 4 meds for BP sounds odd to me, but I'm no dr. I'm on 3 and I thought there were 3 different types that worked 3 different ways, so 4 seems odd.

Posted by: Farmer at August 25, 2016 10:27 PM (o/90i)

518 On wikipedia, the first sentence of the entry on Roger Waters says he's an anti-semite.

Sure wish the entries on Obama, Clinton (all of them) and Soros could note the same thing.

That's why we have the ability to dream. To envision a reality other than the Democrat-funded one.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 25, 2016 10:38 PM (AroJD)

519 "Allegedly" is a word you use with phrases like, "Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster murdered" or "the Clintons had Ron Brown's plane shot down" or "Bill Clinton ran drugs and guns through Mena airfield while he was Governor of Arkansas" or "Hillary made a hundred grand insider trading on cattle futures" or "The Clintons sold access to the State Department to foreigners for cash". Oh, wait, that last one is true.

Posted by: David Gillies at August 25, 2016 11:19 PM (tjHrt)

520 Bill Clinton "allegedly" was found GUILTY OF PERJURY.

That is something he shares with his wife.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at August 26, 2016 05:45 AM (EMi53)

521 When they won't even admit what is widely established and long proven fact, how is it even possible to get them to report Billy Bentpecker's multiple trips to Epstein's pedophile island?
I hate our press corps with the burning rage of a thousand suns.

Posted by: JackO'Spades at August 26, 2016 07:45 AM (CL8im)

522 I get it, I get it. It's "allegedly" because it's possible "Mrs." Clinton knew all about all of his affairs before they happened.

Posted by: cruzer at August 26, 2016 03:34 PM (5CHcB)

523 *Face. Palm. Repeat.*

...And they call themselves journalists. Oy.

Posted by: crossoverChaos at August 26, 2016 08:02 PM (Zfso1)

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