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Politico "Reporter" Spends An Hour Baiting Congressional Candidate, Then Cries "Gotcha!" and Plays Victim Card When Candidate Starts Yelling and Calling Him an Asshole
There are two kinds of men in the world:
Those who know that talking like a bitch will get you slapped like a bitch, as Mr. Blond observed; and those for whom most conflict and competition occurs in the Sissy Snark Olympics we call Twitter. There's a job where you bait a candidate with heckling and insults until he yells at you, then you post that video on the internet to embarrass him. That job is called "Campaign Tracker employed by the opposing party." Politico is now just a Campaign Tracker for the DCCC, and just not even interested in hiding it any longer.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 06:55 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Bob at August 22, 2016 06:56 PM (ixM4j)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 06:57 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 06:57 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Zombie Author James Harrison at August 22, 2016 06:58 PM (3b9U4)
Poke the bear with a stick and eventually the bear is gonna get sick of your shit.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 06:59 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Booger at August 22, 2016 07:00 PM (csXgO)
Did Ace just subtly reference Reservoir Dogs??
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:01 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: Zombie Author James Harrison at August 22, 2016 07:01 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 07:01 PM (qUNWi)
They are not a credible news site, they are shills for the Democrats.
Posted by: Hamilton at August 22, 2016 07:01 PM (TlNDs)
Those who know that talking like a bitch will get you slapped like a bitch, as Mr. Blond observed;
and
The problem as I see it Ace, is that we are no longer a polite society. There was a time when running your alligator mouth would overload your hummingbird ass and you'd get the ass-whippin you deserved.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 22, 2016 07:03 PM (qbnYE)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:04 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 07:04 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: IC at August 22, 2016 07:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: setnaffa at August 22, 2016 07:04 PM (jl6Ly)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
If you name a character from a movie outright there's not much subtleness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 07:04 PM (V3IFq)
He said fuck you to Politico and called them a piece of shit? Off to donate.....
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:05 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at August 22, 2016 07:05 PM (gOfte)
Anyone else getting the Melania sexy photos for ads under the post? Weird.
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:04 PM (hh7N1)
Yup; me too.
Posted by: IC at August 22, 2016 07:05 PM (a0IVu)
As are most pollsters these days.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at August 22, 2016 07:05 PM (csXgO)
Most of the Media ARE the Enemy.... employed by the Enemy... they are the Propaganda Arm of said Enemy...
You need to treat them as such.... THEY need the access... THEY need the story and soundbites...
We need a website where Reporters and Media outlets are Rated as to how fair they are...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 07:05 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 07:06 PM (c6/9Q)
If you name a character from a movie outright there's not much subtleness.
Is this a subtle reference to a movie?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:06 PM (MAXDh)
I thought it was a typo and was trying to remember when 007 said it.
Posted by: Kill Blofeld Vol. I at August 22, 2016 07:06 PM (2+wt8)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at August 22, 2016 07:06 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:07 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 07:07 PM (c6/9Q)
All the media are dumb as hell.
Posted by: Lea at August 22, 2016 07:07 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:07 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 22, 2016 07:07 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:08 PM (MAXDh)
Just sent him $25. If he does it it to CNN live on air, I'll send more.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:08 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:09 PM (/hxGw)
All is well, thanks for asking! The Grumpy Grandma is settled in and we're getting ready to start planning for a visit from the oldest boy and his wife.
Hows things wit you!?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 22, 2016 07:09 PM (qbnYE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2016 07:09 PM (OkKDg)
26 Today on the Hugh Hewitt Show, another of our regularly scheduled segements with the straight-shooting non-partisans of Politico!
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Posted by: 80's music fan at August 22, 2016 07:09 PM (CZVKQ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:10 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:10 PM (MAXDh)
He'd like to find Reportorial Glory, but will gladly settle for some DNC Glory Hole.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 22, 2016 07:10 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:10 PM (MAXDh)
Thanks, Hugh, but first I'd like to pretend that I don't know why McMullin is running... especially in just four states like in Utah. It's a real fucking mystery.
Posted by: instapundit's mask at August 22, 2016 07:10 PM (LdMbv)
Funny, I remember when Obama did it, even when it came from 'Doodad Pro'...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2016 07:11 PM (OkKDg)
Every Republican candidate should record everything anyway.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:11 PM (5o5ek)
Tull, maybe?
I think there's a Depeche Mode album with a swan on the cover?
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:11 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: sinalco at August 22, 2016 07:12 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 07:12 PM (V3IFq)
He was hassling Bongino on Twitter, and Dan blocked him (he said he was doing it too, I follow @dbongino and I saw the tweet). After he's been blocked and told he's blocked, the reporter tweets at Dan that he's going to record the phone call.
Bongino responds:
https://www.facebook.com/dan.bongino/videos/1131541866938573/
Pull Quote: "Caputo can go pound sand".
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 07:12 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: runner
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There are some words up there in red. Hint - it's a link.
You can go read some more...
Posted by: Chi at August 22, 2016 07:12 PM (iZFYA)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 06:57 PM (N8hFs)
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It depends on where the politico reporter was. He was the one doing the recording, so the laws of the state where he was located would control.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 07:13 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 07:13 PM (0mRoj)
it also reported that he raised "a disproportionate amount of his money from donations of less than $200."
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Isn't that supposed to be a badge of honor? Getting hillions of small donations instead of a handful of whopping big ones?
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:13 PM (5o5ek)
You can go read some more...
Posted by: Chi
Follow links? Next thing you know, you'll be expecting us to read the content.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 22, 2016 07:13 PM (xhqXI)
Did Ace just subtly reference Reservoir Dogs??
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:01 PM (MAXDh)
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I don't think he meant to be subtle.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 07:14 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:15 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 07:15 PM (+tKEe)
Donald Trump just verbally rammed his penis in the Hillary Clinton campaign.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:15 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
Well, okay, but you can damn well forget about the pants.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2016 07:16 PM (LAe3v)
Nope. Md. laws apply to anyone located in Md. when the recording is made. They are the strictest in the country. If you record someone who is in Md. at the time the recording is made, without informing them that you are recording, you are in violation of Md. law.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 07:16 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2016 07:16 PM (OkKDg)
On second thought, lets skip to the anal probes and electric cattle prods. They are no longer in any shape or form reporters or even journalists. They are willing agents of the Ministry of Truth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2016 07:16 PM (t22Cv)
You can go read some more...
Posted by: Chi at August 22, 2016 07:12 PM (iZFYA)
and you can read some more too...
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 07:16 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 07:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 07:17 PM (z/Ubi)
He raped Thrace thrice? (name that movie)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2016 07:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at August 22, 2016 07:18 PM (aJcfp)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:18 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2016 07:18 PM (t22Cv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 07:18 PM (+tKEe)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 22, 2016 07:18 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Antny Wiener at August 22, 2016 07:19 PM (LAe3v)
Details? I missed the tail end of it.
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:19 PM (hh7N1)
Nope. Md. laws apply to anyone located in Md. when the recording is made. They are the strictest in the country. If you record someone who is in Md. at the time the recording is made, without informing them that you are recording, you are in violation of Md. law.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 07:16 PM (N8hFs)
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Nope. If I am sitting in Georgia, Maryland does not get to regulate my behavior. They can try, but they will lose.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 07:19 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Politico Editor at August 22, 2016 07:19 PM (qul7b)
All is well, thanks for asking! The Grumpy
Grandma is settled in and we're getting ready to start planning for a
visit from the oldest boy and his wife.
Hows things wit you!?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 22, 2016 07:09 PM (qbnYE)
Glad y'all are settled in! Things are good here, we are having quite a rainy August. Really weird.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 07:19 PM (+eR2D)
Modern Times, in a nutshell: Be underaged, bang not-entirely-hideous teacher, father a child, get $6 million.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:19 PM (Pz4pT)
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:18 PM (LdMbv)
68
Yeah a not so funny thing happened on the way to the forum that day.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Dang, I thought that one would take awhile.
Posted by: Antny Wiener at August 22, 2016 07:20 PM (LAe3v)
I hope it's not on that new jute area rug we got him for his 'ab exercises'.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:20 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: Weasel
That may have worked on the playground 25 years ago.
Today that will turn into a police report, arrest, bail, lawyers, court date, plea deal, civil suit, more lawyers, settlements, and peace orders all dutifully reported in extravagant style by the merdia-artistes of the MSM.
That deal sounds bankrupt in the very least.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 07:21 PM (V3IFq)
Tull, maybe?
I think there's a Depeche Mode album with a swan on the cover?
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:11 PM (/hxGw)
++++
Mother Goose. Judges say... Close enough!
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 07:21 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: slave driver on a penis-shaped trireme at August 22, 2016 07:22 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:22 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 07:22 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2016 07:22 PM (t22Cv)
Posted by: spypeach at August 22, 2016 07:22 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 07:23 PM (V3IFq)
Too bad Dan didn't whip his ass for him and let him record that for his "paper".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2016 07:23 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (+tKEe)
Again, I want to recommend a Youtuber, Tommy Sotomayor.
You can support this man by watching his shit on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzhuKs2GbjY
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (MAXDh)
Dang, I thought that one would take awhile.
We're the smart Morons..
Posted by: Anna Puma
Sometimes this place is like a Rain Man convention.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (wCEn4)
Donald Trump just verbally rammed his penis in the Hillary Clinton campaign.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:15 PM (MAXDh)
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He's having a very animated conversation with a Black guy in the crowd. What I'm getting from lip-reading the Black guy is "I know that. We like that. Thanks."
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (LAe3v)
Definitely. Definitely quick. Definitely.
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (/hxGw)
I doubt that they would extradite you, but you would be in violation of Md. law and subject to arrest if you came here or your business could be fined or banned from the state (if it was work related).
I work in an industry where calls are recorded all the time (not my part of it) and we all have to be conversant in these laws in order to remain compliant.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:18 PM (LdMbv)
Hysterium
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 07:26 PM (+tKEe)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 07:26 PM (Sfs6o)
I just love his thumbs-ups all over the place. Reminds me of Winston Churchill V-ing everyone for victory.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:26 PM (5o5ek)
That's why sales tax over internet sales keeps coming up. Maryland can't force Georgia businesses to collect sales tax when they sell to Maryland residents. States used to try to do this, but SCOTUS said they don't have the authority to enforce their laws on residents of other states.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 07:26 PM (R+30W)
He reminds me of Charles Dierkop.
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2016 07:26 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2016 07:27 PM (t22Cv)
This place is most like the group therapy sessions on Bob Newhart. A lovable bunch of psychotics.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:27 PM (MAXDh)
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From what I've seen, Austin doesn't represent Texas values.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 22, 2016 07:27 PM (NnYnv)
You can go read some more...
Posted by: Chi at August 22, 2016 07:12 PM (iZFYA)>>>
Yeah, well, I'm red color blind. The red and black text might as well be the same fucking color.
Posted by: gm at August 22, 2016 07:27 PM (4ueYo)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:27 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 07:28 PM (+tKEe)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:28 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:28 PM (MAXDh)
Again, I want to recommend a Youtuber, Tommy Sotomayor.
You can support this man by watching his shit on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzhuKs2GbjY
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (MAXDh)
He's fantastic.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 07:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:29 PM (LdMbv)
*I spit out my beer.*
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:29 PM (hh7N1)
JeffB is a cunt.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:29 PM (LdMbv)
Yeah, there's a shock.
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 07:21 PM (V3IFq)
Worked pretty well for us not too long ago.
Posted by: The Rubber Band on the Harry Ried's Exercise Machine at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (qbnYE)
Posted by: pep at August 22, 2016 07:26 PM (LAe3v)
Yeah, I can see that too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (xhqXI)
it also reported that he raised "a disproportionate amount of his money from donations of less than $200."
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Isn't that supposed to be a badge of honor? Getting hillions of small donations instead of a handful of whopping big ones?
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That's what Bernie was saying....
Posted by: socalcon at August 22, 2016 07:31 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: william at August 22, 2016 07:31 PM (JMJJs)
Who played Mr Blond?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:28 PM (MAXDh)
Brian Dennehey.
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mister Pink at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (t22Cv)
Just pull your junk out and slam it in the screen door for 5 minutes.
Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (HVQlX)
Like a Boss.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:27 PM (MAXDh)
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Hillary doesn't have a gesture like that. She's always spreading her arms out like Touchdown Jesus trying to look bigger than she is or reaching for support. No energy or vitality in her movement or demeanor.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (8nWyX)
Your sister is engaged to Michael Rooker? Cool!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 22, 2016 07:33 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 07:33 PM (+tKEe)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 07:33 PM (Ap4Ev)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 07:33 PM (9ym/8)
She's always spreading her arms out like Touchdown Jesus trying to look bigger than she is or reaching for support.
And she opens her mouth up really wide like she's surprised. It's scary, actually.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:34 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 07:34 PM (qul7b)
Stupid progressive pseudo-"journalists" still labor under the antiquated delusion that it's good idea when the reporter becomes involved in the story itself. It only ever backfires. In this case, the "story" is now that Politico has a douchebag on salary.
Posted by: Huntington Library at August 22, 2016 07:34 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:29 PM (LdMbv)
Is it true when we got yelled at a few months ago, because some "regulars" told Ace they didn't feel safe posting here anymore, he was talking about good ol' BeffJ?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:34 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016 07:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: andycanuck
The guy who can't stick to an argument without contra-dick-ing himself in the span of 2 minutes?
*That* JeffB?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 07:35 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: mister carlin at August 22, 2016 07:35 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Jeff's Aunt Bee at August 22, 2016 07:35 PM (Tyii7)
He's fantastic.
He is!
He tells it like it is.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:30 PM (MAXDh)
That he does. He pulls no punches whatsoever.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 07:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: socalcon at August 22, 2016 07:36 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
It's the European way. The French have to unhinge their jaws to show affection.
Posted by: Master Shake at August 22, 2016 07:36 PM (xhqXI)
Heh. Politico forgot to add, "he explained."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2016 07:36 PM (tlBbB)
Thanks for posting that, great video!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 07:36 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: auric goldlocks at August 22, 2016 07:36 PM (LdMbv)
I doubt that they would extradite you, but you would be in violation of Md. law and subject to arrest if you came here or your business could be fined or banned from the state (if it was work related).
I work in an industry where calls are recorded all the time (not my part of it) and we all have to be conversant in these laws in order to remain compliant.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 07:25 PM (N8hFs)
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States all kinds of laws. But, they have to pass constitutional muster.
Quill Corp. v. North Dakota, 504 U.S. 298 (1992), was a United States Supreme Court ruling concerning use tax. Quill Corporation is an office supply retailer. Quill had no physical presence in North Dakota (neither a sales force, nor a retail outlet), but it had a licensed computer software program that some of its North Dakota customers used for checking Quill's current inventories and placing orders directly. North Dakota attempted to impose a use tax on Quill, which was struck down by the Supreme Court.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quill_Corp._v._North_Dakota
Maryland simply does not have the constitutional authority to reach into other states to criminalize the behavior of those residents. They can pass all the laws they want, but they are unenforceable.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 07:37 PM (R+30W)
Mr Carlin passed away the other day.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 22, 2016 07:37 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:37 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016 07:37 PM (jBuUi)
Mister Blondie : You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 22, 2016 07:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 07:38 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle
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Okay, that's a line from 'A Christmas Carol'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2016 07:38 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: auric goldlocks
52 years too late, but -- brilliant!
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016 07:38 PM (jBuUi)
Hrothgar, yeah, that was a nice uplifting video.
In this video, Tommy Sotomayor does what he does best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDt56Z0-peY
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:39 PM (MAXDh)
Politics is poisonous when you aren't sometimes pitching to the undecided and uninformed.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 22, 2016 07:39 PM (VdICR)
So who gives a FUCK what he thinks.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
We pretend to for the treats.
Posted by: JeffB's 27 cats at August 22, 2016 07:39 PM (xhqXI)
I'd hate to think of them as untruthful.
Posted by: socalcon at August 22, 2016 07:39 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:39 PM (LdMbv)
I don't know who he votes for.
I do know that he listens to Genesis, by choice.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 07:39 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:40 PM (MAXDh)
Okay, that's a line from 'A Christmas Carol'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2016 07:38 PM (w/iDp)
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Walk-ER!
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 22, 2016 07:40 PM (5o5ek)
True dat, but you have to remember most politicians, even the non-communist ones, are attention whores at heart!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 07:40 PM (wCEn4)
I learned that one can say "people of color", but one cannot say, "colored people." If one says "colored people," one must humble themselves and apologize to the entire world (of course the apology must be effusive and adequate contrition must be in evidence).
In addition, one must observe proper grace and protocol when saying, "people of color," by extending their pinky finger toward their audience, as if at tea.
The Coimcast homepage is a wealth of social justice knowledge.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 22, 2016 07:40 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Jeff's Aunt Bee at August 22, 2016 07:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jeff's Aunt Bee at August 22, 2016 07:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Weasel
That may have worked on the playground 25 years ago.
Today that will turn into a police report, arrest, bail, lawyers, court date, plea deal, civil suit, more lawyers, settlements, and peace orders all dutifully reported in extravagant style by the merdia-artistes of the MSM.
That deal sounds bankrupt in the very least."
The thing to do is convince the Clinton people that this 'reporter' is a threat to them. He won't last 2 days.
Posted by: JTB at August 22, 2016 07:43 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:24 PM (MAXDh)
He's fantastic.
Posted by: Insomniac at August
Wow, never heard of him. He is all sorts of awesome!
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:43 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:43 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 07:44 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 07:44 PM (kdS6q)
It's called "trolling" and it is what most "journalists" do these days.
There aren't introspective questions...only taunts, falsehoods and
provocation.
Poke the bear with a stick and eventually the bear is gonna get sick of your shit.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 06:59 PM (+eR2D)
I'm seeing this a lot on different forums. People are sick of libs calling them the *ist of the day instead of actually debating. To be fair, in order to debate you need logic and most libs failed didn't even bother to take that class.
I did have some fun troll-baiting, giving them just enough rope to throw out racist only to point out that any racism in my statement was in the eyes of the viewer so they needed to check their racism. Oddly there was no reply.
Posted by: Squinja at August 22, 2016 07:44 PM (SXVyF)
Trust me, morons, watch the second Tommy Sotomayor video I posted.
Yes, the language he uses can be offensive, but it's necessary to make his points.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:45 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: McCann
Quite easily.
All you have to do is as, "Where's your blog, Mr. First Name Only?"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 07:45 PM (V3IFq)
Hey, Emergency Essentials has 'fine threaded bung nuts' on sale!
Not that I really care, I just wanted to say 'fine threaded bung nuts' ...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 07:45 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: JTB
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M A LOYAL PARTY MEMBER! WAIT UNTIL COMRADE
Posted by: Reporter about to get one behind the ear at August 22, 2016 07:46 PM (xhqXI)
----------------
George Carlin is dead? He'll be missed.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:40 PM (MAXDh)
Evidently not: http://www.famousdead.com/george-carlin/
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:46 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: McCann
Well, well, well. What is this?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 22, 2016 07:46 PM (bfWOO)
Waa waa waa waaaaa, Wa Wa Wa
Posted by: Tuco at August 22, 2016 07:47 PM (0G2eQ)
Who played Mr Blond?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:28 PM (MAXDh)
Brian Dennehey.
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 07:32 PM (z/Ubi)
Milo?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 07:47 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at August 22, 2016 07:47 PM (Tyii7)
Sweet job that 'journalist' gig be.
Posted by: NPR certified--Too White to Comment at August 22, 2016 07:48 PM (AV4JD)
Posted by: McCann
*****
Uh, I'm pretty sure Ace can run his blog any way he wants to.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 07:48 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 07:44 PM (MRJyM)
Sounds like something a sissy would say.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:49 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 07:49 PM (MNgU2)
Ace didn't even participate in today's M4 post.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM (MAXDh)
er, 4M post
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM (MAXDh)
Speaking of scuzz journolickers, Kookie Roberts - her dad was a Congress Critter. VERY vocal critic of the Warren Commission report. Died in a private plane crash.
His aide took him the airport and got him on the plane. Guess who that aide was?
None other than BJ Cliton himself.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Larry at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM (tlBbB)
It's okay guys, Ed likes him:
by Ed Morrissey
All this week, well have daily installments of The Ed Morrissey Show at 4 pm ET to cover the Democratic national convention! We have Jazz Shaw and Guy Benson in Philadelphia to bring us updates, plus well bring in other commentators and analysts to preview the evening to come and the events of the day. The show will be streamed on Hot Airs Facebook page as well as on our Ustream channel. Join us as we welcome:
Marc Caputo of Politico, to discuss the Florida fallout of Debbie Wasserman Schultz meltdown and the DNC e-mail scandal
hotair.com/archives/2016/07/25
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 07:52 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: Jim Everett at August 22, 2016 07:52 PM (Tyii7)
hotair.com/archives/2016/07/25
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM (kdS6q)
*****
Yeah, that sounds about right for that fat fcuk.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 07:52 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2016 07:52 PM (tlBbB)
Buzz Aldrin would have taken care of that reporter.
That was a classic.
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 07:50 PM
To the moon, Alice!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 22, 2016 07:52 PM (IqV8l)
OT but relevant to earlier thread about sexbots and end of men even talking to women...
http://tinyurl.com/z4subuz
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 07:53 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: E.T. at August 22, 2016 07:54 PM (c+7Ko)
My boss is on vacation, so I'm in charge of telling him the rules, etc of the lab. Which are few. Get your work done, turn it in on time and do it well. Come in when you want, take lunch when you want, make sure you work at least 8. We are very laid back.
His response? "Um...I like a schedule."
My response? "You're gonna have to make one for yourself."
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 07:55 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2016 07:55 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 07:55 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: MCCann
What the hell are you whining about ?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 07:57 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 07:55 PM (MRJyM)
******
Hot Air awaits, first name guy. Of course, you and the seven other posters need to out yourselves using Farcebook.
<-------------- That way.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 07:57 PM (YLidQ)
I guess I wasn't thorough enough. Sigh.
Posted by: Butch from your elementary school playground at August 22, 2016 07:58 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 06:57 PM (qUNWi)
Rhymes with "CCCP", doesn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:00 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 08:00 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 08:00 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 07:55 PM (MRJyM)
If this blog is moderated then why are YOU posting here?
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 08:01 PM (z/Ubi)
You guys are right. Moderated blogs are where the tough snarky guys hang out.
Posted by: McCann
AoS is "moderated" in only the broadest possible sense of the phrase.
Place doesn't even have a REPORT POST button.
Or liquid soap in the Men's Room dispensers.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 08:01 PM (kdS6q)
This is where the tough SNORKY guys hang out! Moose out front should have told ya!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:01 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (MRJyM)
in other news, clinton and her pac spent close to 200 million in ads
It was a smart move -- she was trying to put the taint on Trump early.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:01 PM (+b2T3)
https://youtu.be/tQ3Eqbhaq3o
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:03 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 07:55 PM (MRJyM)
Not moderated, nitwit. As evidenced by your continued douchebaggery.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:03 PM (Pz4pT)
You think "McCann" is my first name?
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (MRJyM)
Holy shit you're dense.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 08:03 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (MRJyM)
****
Allow me to amend that to "one word named guy". They swarm in every election cycle and then go away, not to be seen for 2 more years.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:04 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (MAXDh)
not effective enough and that's all she's got - can't do a rally, can't stand on her feet for more than 10-15 minutes
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 08:04 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at August 22, 2016 08:04 PM (gOfte)
FFS -
Marc Caputo, Ed Morrissey, Charles C W Cooke AND JeffB are all twitter circle jerk buddies:
twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/630492841328930816
It's the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 08:05 PM (kdS6q)
She gave a much longer acceptance speech than I thought she would or could. Might have had a shot of Meth.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 08:06 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (MRJyM)
we weren't really thinking about you at all
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 22, 2016 08:06 PM (0O7c5)
No, we think your first name is 'bag-of-used-douche-fluid.'
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 08:06 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at August 22, 2016 08:08 PM (gOfte)
Posted by: Johnson at August 22, 2016 08:08 PM (IqV8l)
twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/630492841328930816
It's the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 08:05 PM (kdS6q)
*****
Wow, Brandon Finnigan is in there too. Where is Gabe Malor? Where is the inclusiveness, Gentlemen?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:08 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 08:06 PM (MNgU2)
steroids and stem cell therapy
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 08:08 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:09 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:09 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 22, 2016 08:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:09 PM (MRJyM)
*****
Then we will go with just the bag and call it a night.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:10 PM (YLidQ)
Oh goodie. They're lab partners:
Ed Morrissey of HotAir.com, with the assistance of Politicos Marc Caputo, compiled a chart of current and recent former presidential contenders and their Senate voting records in the year prior to the election:
http://tinyurl.com/hzaodl4
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 08:10 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:09 PM (MRJyM)
Give us a clue!!! Starts with? Sounds like?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:11 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
****
Rhymes with:
Rick Said
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 08:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at August 22, 2016 08:11 PM (gOfte)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2016 07:29 PM (LdMbv)
Is it true when we got yelled at a few months ago, because some "regulars" told Ace they didn't feel safe posting here anymore, he was talking about good ol' BeffJ?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:34 PM (Pz4pT)
Really? Didn't feel safe posting on a blog? Lol.
Posted by: Bernette at August 22, 2016 08:11 PM (3LwCF)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 08:11 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:12 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Bernette at August 22, 2016 08:11 PM (3LwCF)
****
To be fair, there really are are no safe spaces here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:13 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Mulva?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:12 PM (+eR2D)
Dolores!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 08:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 08:13 PM (MAXDh)
My baloney has a first name...
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 22, 2016 08:13 PM (MAXDh)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:14 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 07:33 PM (+tKEe)
Portland's pretty humid. Although I went to the Portland Swap Meet this past April, and it was 70 degrees, sunshine, and no rain for 4 days. Even the locals were dumbfounded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:14 PM (oqkO3)
Did he have some kind of meltdown? Several years ago he was a very argumentative but otherwise sensible poster.
Apparently he became a full blown troll?
And now everyone socks him?
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2016 08:15 PM (q177U)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 07:34 PM (Pz4pT)
Really? Didn't feel safe posting on a blog? Lol.
Posted by: Bernette at August 22, 2016 08:11 PM (3LwCF)
I was just using the current vernacular. I could be wrong, but I thought Jeff was one of the fellas who complained to Ace that the comments were becoming too harsh.
Maybe it was some other pearl-clutchers, but I have some vague recollection of a twitter comment or something, with ol' Beff's name attached to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:15 PM (Pz4pT)
In my experience, dumbfounded is the default setting for most Portland residents.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:12 PM (+eR2D)
Gipple?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:16 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:16 PM (MRJyM)
OH, I'M STILL HERE.
IDI AMIN AND I HAVE MANY ADVENTURES WHICH WE LOVE TO RELATE TO YOU. MANY INVOLVING FECES AND/OR STD'S...
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at August 22, 2016 08:16 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:14 PM (0G2eQ)
Do you know chemistry crap?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:17 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2016 08:17 PM (6FqZa)
Did he have some kind of meltdown? Several years ago he was a very argumentative but otherwise sensible poster.
Apparently he became a full blown troll?
And now everyone socks him?
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2016 08:15 PM (q177U)
He went full stalker. Got banned and went psycho.
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 08:17 PM (z/Ubi)
You think "McCann" is my first name?
Posted by: McCann
"How about -- Betty Jo Bialowski!"
*pipeorgan fwwwwah*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 08:17 PM (kdS6q)
Yeah, the most interesting thing about 2016 is the way so many people
and organizations are taking off the masks and being their real selves.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2016 07:55 PM (Z8DIA)
spread the word...if its something you can buy...consume...adios mfrs
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 22, 2016 08:18 PM (0LQ4f)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 22, 2016 08:18 PM (bfWOO)
Don't let your brain melt
'Cuz every Moron rocks
And everybody socks ... sometimes
Posted by: Michael Stipe first draft at August 22, 2016 08:18 PM (2+wt8)
I'M DIGGIN THIS MCCANN CHICK. SHE SEEMS LIKE AN INTELLIGENT AND RESTRAINED PERSON.
I WONDER IF SHE'D LIKE TO PLAY HIDE THE ONE-EYED TROUSER MOUSE?
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MORON RETREAD at August 22, 2016 08:19 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:16 PM (MRJyM)
*****
The word is "vitriol", oh butthurt one. We'll see you when you come back with your shine box, Mkay?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:19 PM (YLidQ)
This shit should have zero traction. This bullshit tactic has been exposed as such for many, many years. Have people stopped watching Holy Grail?
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 22, 2016 08:19 PM (vP09u)
Welcome to the real world, kiddo.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:19 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:16 PM (MRJyM)
What exactly was substantive about your post that started this exchange ? Clueless you are.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 08:20 PM (MNgU2)
Not that I really care, I just wanted to say 'fine threaded bung nuts' ...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 07:45 PM (qul7b)
They won't fit my bung hole!
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 22, 2016 08:20 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:15 PM (Pz4pT)
Jeff B was having a little fit about ace calling twitter a piece of garbage and a waste of human existence and a few other things. That's what I remember he last snit being about. Which is understandable for someone judging their worth on the quality of their tweets.
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 08:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Well at Tex and Edna Boil's Single-Name Troll Emporium we have over thirty-five hundred, that's right thirty-five hundred varieties of trolls to choose from.
Just ask our best customer, George Soros.
Posted by: Edna Boil at August 22, 2016 08:20 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 08:20 PM (c6/9Q)
You can go away now, you've become a bore. We have a fake troll to play with, which is exponentially more interesting than your triteness.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:21 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: welcome to the blog! at August 22, 2016 08:21 PM (2+wt8)
Posted by: welcome to the blog! at August 22, 2016 08:21 PM (2+wt
Damn glad to meet you!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:22 PM (+eR2D)
I give you Mantan Moreland and the original "fuck the chicken" joke;
http://tinyurl.com/hm5c928
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 22, 2016 08:23 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MORON RETREAD at August 22, 2016 08:19 PM (qul7b)
THAT MEANS PENIS.
Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at August 22, 2016 08:23 PM (Pz4pT)
Jeff B was having a little fit about ace calling twitter a piece of garbage
Posted by: buzzion
Yes, yes. That's all well and good.
But how do JeffB's pretend wife and fake mother feel about it?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 08:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:09 PM (MRJyM)
Bag of twice-used douche fluid?
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 22, 2016 08:24 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Hitlery at August 22, 2016 08:25 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:25 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 22, 2016 08:26 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: JPS at August 22, 2016 08:26 PM (9ziuC)
Are you serious?
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:26 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:27 PM (+b2T3)
Which one do you think I tried first, and which one do you think I'm going to need to use before the evening is over?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:27 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:27 PM (+eR2D)
Hah...
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 08:28 PM (qUNWi)
That should have been the extent of your idiocy there but no.
You couldn't quit when you were behind.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 22, 2016 08:29 PM (bfWOO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:29 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 08:29 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:27 PM (Pz4pT)
You tried the "pro" drain cleaner. And you forgot to get the Valu-Rite. For after the snake wrangling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:30 PM (oqkO3)
My guess would be around 1/4 of the commenters, maybe 1/3 on some threads
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:31 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:31 PM (MRJyM)
ONE TIME AT VUVUZELA CAMP IDI WAS MESSING AROUND AND GOT HIS AFRICAN BLACK SNAKE STUCK IN A MCCANN. WE FINAL GOT HIM UNPLUGGED WITH A COMBINATION OF FEEDING MCCANN 5 POUNDS OF LENTILS, A CAN OF WD-40 AND A LIFT JACK...
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MOST TROLL BAITER at August 22, 2016 08:32 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2016 08:32 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 08:32 PM (JBggj)
I have set a mousetrap for this filthy vermin that has plagued me all my life!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 22, 2016 08:33 PM (vP09u)
I thought that was the joke.
Is DCCC a real thing?
How many fking acronyms am I supposed to know to hang out with you politics morons?
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 08:33 PM (qUNWi)
Yeah serious. But don't worry I know you don't have an answer . You one of those ignorant people who believe they are smarter than others and then get all flustered when you find yourself over your head.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 08:33 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:33 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:31 PM (MRJyM)
You can warm it in the microwave, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:34 PM (oqkO3)
I think the GOP sort of understands that part, the problem is their strategy for dealing with it is all wrong. They think you should play "Turtle". They will then hold up any Republican candidate who is aggressive and steps on a landmine as proof they should have played turtle as well.
My view is instead of playing "turtle" they should instead play "fox". View the interview as a chance to draw the reporter into their own trap. Use the intelligence gathered on that reporter to your advantage before the interview. After they swallowed the bait, then be the aggressor and ask them questions...after a few defeats they will be scared of you.
Posted by: William Eaton at August 22, 2016 08:34 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:19 PM (+eR2D)
This young asshole ought to be counting his blessings to work in a place like that. Setting your own schedule, Yowza!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 08:34 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 08:35 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: William Eaton at August 22, 2016 08:34 PM (KhJh
****
This right here explains Trump and the Media.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:35 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
It's probably the language barrier because at Tex and Edna Boil's Single-Name Troll Emporium we employ 12 year old Guatemalans, that's right 12 year old Guatemalans, and pass the savings on to you.
Posted by: Edna Boil at August 22, 2016 08:36 PM (xhqXI)
Remember the GOP's battle proven soubriquet, STUPID Party !
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 08:36 PM (wCEn4)
And the comma goes inside the quotation marks, but who's keeping track, right shithead?
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:37 PM (MRJyM)
You don't need to research their political beliefs because they are all fucking POS libs.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 22, 2016 08:37 PM (QPdNE)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:27 PM (+eR2D)
++++
Are we talking about the old-school biker meth or that newfangled Mexican Mafia process?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 08:38 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Hitlery at August 22, 2016 08:38 PM (qul7b)
It's just screwing with us now isn't it. It can't be that dumb .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 08:38 PM (MNgU2)
================
Truer words have not been typed.
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 08:38 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:37 PM (MRJyM)
*****
Uummm, no it doesn't, not when emphasizing one word. Care to try and sound smart in another way?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:39 PM (YLidQ)
In other news: 4 female urban yutes brawl in Chicago Wally World, rip each others clothes off...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 08:39 PM (qul7b)
303 My view is instead of playing "turtle" they should instead play "fox". View the interview as a chance to draw the reporter into their own trap. Use the intelligence gathered on that reporter to your advantage before the interview. After they swallowed the bait, then be the aggressor and ask them questions...after a few defeats they will be scared of you.
Posted by: William Eaton at August 22, 2016 08:34 PM (KhJh
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This right here explains Trump and the Media.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:35 PM (YLidQ)
And ALWAYS have someone there on YOUR side, also recording the interview... and make it obvious...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 08:40 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi)
McCann's first name is .... Nancy!!
:::crosses fingers, waits:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 08:41 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 08:39 PM (qul7b)
One suspects that this outcome was not universally welcomed by the male bystanders. McCann excepted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:41 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 08:40 PM (qf6WZ)
That is such a fundamental tactic when fighting media bias, only GOPe idiots would fail to remember it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 08:42 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 08:42 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:37 PM (MRJyM)
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Educate yourself, ignorant one.
In the United Kingdom, Canada, and islands under the influence of British education, punctuation around quotation marks is more apt to follow logic. In American style, then, you would write: My favorite poem is Robert Frost's "Design." But in England you would write: My favorite poem is Robert Frost's "Design". The placement of marks other than periods and commas follows the logic that quotation marks should accompany (be right next to) the text being quoted or set apart as a title.
http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/marks/quotation.htm
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 08:42 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:33 PM (0G2eQ)
That's the plan. The clog is obviously further down.
The liquid junk at least got us to a slow drain, rather than no drain.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:43 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 08:42 PM (qul7b)
Thanks for volunteering to reconnoiter, bro'.
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 08:43 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2016 08:43 PM (6FqZa)
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As I mentioned above, "journalists" and their producers would rather cancel the interview than agree to that condition.
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 08:44 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:37 PM (MRJyM)
And you missed a comma after "right". Good thing you didn't miss a period. It'd be a shame if you were to reproduce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:45 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 08:45 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 08:44 PM (JBggj)
So let's step on that landmine and see what happens!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 08:46 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Chief Clifford at August 22, 2016 08:46 PM (BO/km)
And the comma goes inside the quotation marks, but who's keeping track, right shithead?
Posted by: McCann
And we told you to stop scratching that, but you didn't listen.
So, now you have impetigo and have to stay home from school all week bugging us.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 08:46 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "PERIOD" REFERS TO A PUNCTUATION MAARK AND LADY-CYCLES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 22, 2016 08:47 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 08:47 PM (hh7N1)
Damn American colonials don't really speak (or write) the King's!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 08:48 PM (wCEn4)
This young asshole ought to be counting his blessings to work in a place like that. Setting your own schedule, Yowza!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 08:34 PM (wCEn4)
That's my thinking.
But, first real job ever. First time away from mommy and daddy (I have to give him serious credit for moving 1400 miles away from everyone and everything he knows). First time living out of commie Cali.
He'll adjust.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:48 PM (+eR2D)
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As I mentioned above, "journalists" and their producers would rather cancel the interview than agree to that condition.
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 08:44 PM (JBggj)
Yup.... was a video awhile back where a Daily Show film crew was outside the Repub Gay event, waiting to film...
Guy started filming THEM... and they told him he couldn't film.... when the guy disagreed and continued... they left.
Says it all right there....
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 08:48 PM (qf6WZ)
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Damn straight, brother!
Posted by: Noah Webster at August 22, 2016 08:49 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
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Are they all at least 18? Giggity.
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 08:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:51 PM (0G2eQ)
Doogie Howser is selling Heineken light beer and asks the other guy if he could "flip his meat'.
Wth have we sunk to?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 22, 2016 08:51 PM (bfWOO)
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 08:50 PM (hVdx9)
****
Trust me, 4 urban female yutes fighting at Wally World anywhere is not something you wanna see.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:52 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 08:47 PM (hh7N1)
Amen. I have an issue with one shower, and did the whole "I'll watch internet videos, that'll tell me how to fix it!"
Yeah. One video I watched, the guy was turning the darned thing like he was Charlie Atlas, and I soon realized this would not work. I had a brief go at it, but I know from experience, you can't brute force plumbing.
I'ts not critical, but when I have to finally deal with it, I'm using a telephone as my primary tool.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 08:53 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:51 PM (0G2eQ)
I have done that, too. And a 20-foot length of PVC pipe makes a good ramrod, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:53 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Carl at August 22, 2016 08:53 PM (gK1U8)
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You know a guy's a professional when he finishes off his beer before he says "Watch this!"
Posted by: Noah Webster at August 22, 2016 08:54 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Jasper at August 22, 2016 08:54 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 08:54 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 08:54 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:54 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:54 PM (MRJyM)
In that case, you'd give a shag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:55 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Rob at August 22, 2016 08:56 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 08:53 PM (oqkO3)
*****
I once had to use a toilet snake on the end of a drill to ram through a birds nest 10' down my furnace vent. That was an extra special load of crap in my under house garage.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:56 PM (YLidQ)
Yes it does. Sorry.
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:56 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: The Chicken at August 22, 2016 08:56 PM (zeRiI)
Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2016 08:56 PM (HVQlX)
Posted by: BurtTC
Yep. I got lucky yesterday. But he couldn't show up til this am. Sunday service call is a killer.
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 08:57 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: Jason at August 22, 2016 08:57 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2016 08:56 PM (HVQlX)
No, that was Tony.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at August 22, 2016 08:57 PM (bfWOO)
These will never cease to amuse me.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 08:57 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Melvin at August 22, 2016 08:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Thom at August 22, 2016 08:58 PM (gK1U8)
Unbelievable. But its Obama, so, no not really. WSJ reporter reports
Weasel Zippers
And THAT is when the Iranians knew they could play Fredo. And play him they did, and are still to this day.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2016 08:58 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 22, 2016 08:58 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: MST3K at August 22, 2016 08:58 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:56 PM (MRJyM)
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Sorry, links above refuting this. You really aren't that bright, are you?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 08:58 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 22, 2016 08:59 PM (7C/kB)
Posted by: Argument Clinic at August 22, 2016 09:00 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 09:00 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 22, 2016 09:00 PM (0O7c5)
The lines just before they exit my house have a hard bend, 1 is definitely not a code as it makes a hard 90 degree so it clogs often.
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 09:00 PM (0G2eQ)
And were I English, I would give a fuck.
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:54 PM (MRJyM)
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And the person you were correcting? How about all the people in England? Are you going to tell all them that they must use the American version of English?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 09:00 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 22, 2016 09:00 PM (0O7c5)
He'd better watch out, he might become commatose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:01 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Buck at August 22, 2016 09:01 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 09:01 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 09:01 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:02 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Calvin at August 22, 2016 09:02 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Just wait tilde guys hear about this.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 22, 2016 09:03 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: Calvin at August 22, 2016 09:02 PM (gK1U
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Did I say I posted them?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 09:03 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Roger at August 22, 2016 09:04 PM (gK1U8)
of bees. Haven't spent more than one night with the Rev. since the
honeymoon. My daughter says the bees are a sign from God that I should
have stayed single.
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If all you've got are lemons, make lemonade!
Open a beestro!
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:04 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Thom at August 22, 2016 08:58 PM (gK1U
They're catching heck. Catching it, I say!
Posted by: Brian at August 22, 2016 09:04 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 09:05 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: Hobbes at August 22, 2016 09:05 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 09:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 22, 2016 09:06 PM (piHZw)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:02 PM (dFi94)
I had a bee swarm here last year. Couldn't get a local beekeeper to come round them up. Stated concern being "wild" bees might harbor a virus that could spread to their other hives. Permethrin-based flying insect killer did the number on them.
And according to a beekeeper who I consulted, when bees swarm this late in the season, they are doomed to die of starvation anyway, because there is not enough time, nor pollen available, for them to put up stores to see them through the winter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:06 PM (oqkO3)
I hope you get to move in soon.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 09:06 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 09:06 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 09:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Sam at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:04 PM (JBggj)
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Son suggested that we buy matching haz-mat suits. I didn't find that amusing.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (+tKEe)
My daughter says the bees are a sign from God that I should have stayed single.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:02 PM (dFi94)
Your daughter don't know nuthin, grammie. Those bees are actually a good sign. You see, bees make honey, so that means your marriage will be very sweet.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Kill them with fire?
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Patrick Fitzhugh at August 22, 2016 09:08 PM (Pz4pT)
in the season, they are doomed to die of starvation anyway, because
there is not enough time, nor pollen available, for them to put up
stores to see them through the winter.
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Alberta, right? That's October through April. Good call.
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:08 PM (JBggj)
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I don't want them happy. I want them dead. Squished, squashed, poisoned, comatose, heroin-overdose dead.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:08 PM (dFi94)
Son suggested that we buy matching haz-mat suits. I didn't find that amusing.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (dFi94)
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I heard bees don't like smoke. Have you tried starting a fire?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 09:09 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2016 09:09 PM (0G2eQ)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (+tKEe)
Do tell Uncle.
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (hVdx9)
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That was my thought too but Rev. said no. He can be such a buzz kill sometimes.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:08 PM (dFi94)
OK then. I hear a flamethrower is a good choice.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (hh7N1)
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Oh Infidel, no. No. Something tells me we don't want to hear any details about this.
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (805dc)
Best reverse entendre ever.
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:08 PM (JBggj)
The swarm occurred in July. After the peak flowering time for all the crops that provide the pollen and nectar upon which they feed. Sure, there are a few weeds and wildflowers out until the first frost, but not the huge quantities afforded by crops like canola.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 09:07 PM (hVdx9)
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That was my thought too but Rev. said no. He can be such a buzz kill sometimes.
Posted by: grammie winger
****
Fine. Just nuke them from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (805dc)
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We weren't able to reach him, but we did hear from a neighbor that he is out of state for a week attending a wedding. A week. 0_0
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)
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or mice
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:11 PM (805dc)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:08 PM (dFi94)
*****
When I bought my cabin, it was infested. I was able to find and buy a professional grade bee bomb online. The kind where you had to light it off and close the door, not to return for a day. A pile of dead bees were awaiting my return though.
Have you tried anything like this? I had it overnighted to me at the cabin.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 09:12 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)
Or spiders.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 09:12 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: Nick Cage at August 22, 2016 09:12 PM (zeRiI)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)
Or spiders.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Or sharktopi
Posted by: SyFy at August 22, 2016 09:13 PM (xhqXI)
Since he's off on a week's jaunt and all.
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:14 PM (805dc)
Posted by: freaked
Or spiders.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Or sharktopi
You're not on an Indian burial ground are you?
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:15 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: grammie winger
Wasp humor...
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2016 09:15 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 09:15 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: Sam at August 22, 2016 09:15 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:02 PM (dFi94)
Why can't the Right Reverend Husband come live with you in your house for a couple three days while you bug bomb your new digs?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 09:16 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: freaked
Or spiders.
Posted by: OregonMuse
It could be the MIGHTY MONARCH~!
Posted by: The Mighty Monarch at August 22, 2016 09:16 PM (V3IFq)
http://www.chaseproducts.com/products.cfm?item=4385102
There are many similar products. Look for one that contains permethrin. It's pretty safe for humans and pets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:17 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 09:12 PM (YLidQ)
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No - I've never heard of that. Maybe I could check Amazon. Thanks!
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:17 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:18 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:19 PM (Sfs6o)
There are many similar products. Look for one that contains permethrin. It's pretty safe for humans and pets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:17 PM (oqkO3)
But what about husbands?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 09:19 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:19 PM (BO/km)
That doesn't seem right. Aren't ya'll supposed to be......"geitting it on".........ya know, for religion and stuff.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:19 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 09:16 PM (gK1U
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My house is about an hour and a half from his church. He has a small place right at the church itself where he can stay but it wouldn't accomodate me. Think monastic cell.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:20 PM (dFi94)
I don't normally like mowing on weekdays after working all day, but I looked at the five-day forecast and saw that I would get two or three decent days, then it's back to 90 and humid by Friday. So it was now or never. It was starting to get dark by the time I finished.
Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:19 PM (9ym/
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Shush. Someone might think we're dancing.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (805dc)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (805dc)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (MRJyM)
***
We got bored with you long ago. Buy a clue, Sport.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 09:22 PM (YLidQ)
Ok, I'll do it.
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2016 09:22 PM (BO/km)
https://throwflame.com/
Posted by: Sam at August 22, 2016 09:15 PM (wCEn4)
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See now, this is what I'm talking about
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:23 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:23 PM (9ym/8)
Oh, are you still here? We're bored with you. Go play in traffic.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 09:23 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: McCann
And you're going to keep waiting because nobody really gives a shit about your whiny bitch-fit. We'd rather continue amusing ourselves by reminding you that you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 22, 2016 09:23 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:24 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 09:24 PM (V3IFq)
Starting fluid.
If you're brave add a source of ignition.
Posted by: Golfman at August 22, 2016 09:24 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Ryan at August 22, 2016 09:25 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 09:25 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 09:25 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: McCain at August 22, 2016 09:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: McCann
Waiting? It's how we keep dumpfucks in suspense.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 09:26 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Aaron at August 22, 2016 09:27 PM (gK1U8)
Delicious! I like them marinated in beer and Bada 'Complete Seasoning' then lightly grilled and served with guacamole...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 09:27 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:19 PM (9ym/
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Shush. Someone might think we're dancing.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (dFi94)
It's a Baptist church?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:28 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:28 PM (Sfs6o)
Lighten up, Francis.
Here's you a flamethrower.
*tosses vino a flamethrower*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:28 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 09:29 PM (hh7N1)
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 09:29 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: leerman at August 22, 2016 09:29 PM (zeRiI)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:29 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Infidel at August 22, 2016 09:29 PM (hh7N1)
Go 'way! Bating!
Posted by: A cat at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks Ricardo, you're a pal!
Put a glass under your USB port, I'll send you some Blue Agava Blanco...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Robby at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 09:29 PM (gK1U
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You know what I mean. Don't sass me
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (805dc)
As it turns out - I'll never get time to go to a long range shooting meeting until I'm too old to long range shoot.
How's things ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: biancaneve at August 22, 2016 09:31 PM (6p7LQ)
*checks carburetor with match.....can't figure out while it won't fire*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (Sfs6o)
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Seriously? You can buy cannon fuse online?
Do we still use cannons?
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (805dc)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (JBggj)
on a blog is less of a sissy thing to do than posting snark on Twitter.
Ace's post has more than 140 characters.
And the formatting of the post and the comments following it don't look like a Kafka dream of a Salvador Dali painting.
Posted by: now, about your shinebox at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (2+wt8)
Posted by: Drill at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (DN9jO)
Posted by: biancaneve
To the average a-political voter? Meh.
To their transnational fascist donors? A bit, sure.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 09:33 PM (V3IFq)
Finally!
Posted by: Robby
All government sponsored recreational activities are clean and efficient.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at August 22, 2016 09:33 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:33 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Zachary at August 22, 2016 09:33 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (c6/9Q)
Pretty hardcore. Melt the hair right off of your balls.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (9ym/8)
You mean my single comment in which I was mildly critical of a blog post?
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (P/kVC)
Finally!
Posted by: Robby
We finally got kinks out.
But not ALL the kinks!
*winks*
Posted by: Japanese Sexbots Ltd at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 09:35 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (c6/9Q)
Skunks eat badgers? I don't believe it.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Johnny #5 at August 22, 2016 09:35 PM (/hxGw)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)
You can buy ammonia nitrate on-line too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2016 09:36 PM (P/kVC)
Pretty hardcore. Melt the hair right off of your balls.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
What about the bees' balls?
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 09:36 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at August 22, 2016 09:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Quagmire at August 22, 2016 09:37 PM (hVdx9)
Oh good, it's about time some sanity returned to this election cycle *rolls eyes*
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2016 09:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
they may look all cuddly and innocent, and have a French accent, but....
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 09:37 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:37 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Nathan at August 22, 2016 09:37 PM (gK1U8)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 09:37 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:38 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2016 09:38 PM (P/kVC)
Pretty hardcore. Melt the hair right off of your balls.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (9ym/
Well I am due for a trim.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:38 PM (0mRoj)
Anti Hillary video.... supposedly by Anonymous...
Spread it around....
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 09:38 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
they may look all cuddly and innocent, and have a French accent, but....
Posted by: runner
****
All I know is when I watched that very same documentary you mention, the skunk was awful rapey. No didn't mean no...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 09:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:21 PM (MRJyM)
Man! It took you a long time to research that zinger!
"Trolling for Dummies" is a tough read, isn't it, dude?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:39 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 09:39 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
they may look all cuddly and innocent, and have a French accent, but....
Posted by: runner
****
All I know is when I watched that very same documentary you mention, the skunk was awful rapey. No didn't mean no...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 09:39 PM (hVdx9)
But your honor, I thought she was a skunk! I didn't know she was a cat!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
I thought it was a typo and was trying to remember when 007 said it.
Posted by: Kill Blofeld Vol. I at August 22, 2016 07:06 PM (2+wt
Good to know I'm not the only one who thought that.
Posted by: Drill at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (DN9jO)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (Sfs6o)
He wrote, lacking a substantive response.
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at August 22, 2016 09:33 PM (BO/km)
****
Are you kidding? Our Govt. took over the Mustang Ranch, and could not turn a profit selling booze and pussy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (Sfs6o)
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Seriously? You can buy cannon fuse online?
Do we still use cannons?
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (805dc)
Been to any Civil War Reenactments?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (qf6WZ)
You mean my single comment in which I was mildly critical of a blog post?
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:34 PM (MRJyM)
I'm concerned that this "vitriol" might persuade the McCann chap to quit his attempts to elevate the comments at this blog, so I say "Press on McCann!"
Posted by: Sam at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Some idiot named McCann keeps trying to disturb the peace and is failing badly. Not the least bit entertaining.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (MRJyM)
you seem to have a bee in your bonnet
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 09:42 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:42 PM (0mRoj)
=======================
There was a documentary series not too long ago that had an episode devoted to the Chesapeake v. Shannon frigate battle. The show went into the reasons that the Shannon won, and one of them (the Chesapeake was clearly outmatched) was that the hull of the US frigate was made white pine, which was cheaper than the oak hull of the HMS Shannon.
To prove the case, the production team found a muzzle-loading cannon and a re-enactment team that fired solid shot into large squares of white pine and oak. The pine shattered on impact, sending large splinters flying in all directions. The oak was far more resilient, with less splintering.
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2016 09:42 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (Sfs6o)
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Seriously? You can buy cannon fuse online?
Do we still use cannons?
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:32 PM (805dc)
Been to any Civil War Reenactments?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (qf6WZ)
Sum Dude on YouTube made a mortar with the same bore as a bowling ball. Claims it was made for launching bowling balls. Which is pretty cool.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2016 09:42 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (qf6WZ)
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Nope. The only cannons I've ever seen have been long retired. I never thought about anyone wanting to buy fuses for them. Learn something new every day.
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (805dc)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 09:42 PM (c6/9Q)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Robby at August 22, 2016 09:30 PM (JBggj)
You can always count on a good screw at Bolt Supply House.
Posted by: R2D2 at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
they may look all cuddly and innocent, and have a French accent, but....
Posted by: runner
****
All I know is when I watched that very same documentary you mention, the skunk was awful rapey. No didn't mean no...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 09:39 PM (hVdx9)
But your honor, I thought she was a skunk! I didn't know she was a cat!
Posted by: Insomniac
****
No, you didn't care! Only cats can rape cats...you animal...
Posted by: Angry and Confused Judge at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Oh Lawd, It's On!
https://youtu.be/0_qShAZg2Zw
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (MRJyM)
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 09:40 PM (qf6WZ)
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Nope. The only cannons I've ever seen have been long retired. I never thought about anyone wanting to buy fuses for them. Learn something new every day.
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (805dc)
Knights Ferry Calif has a reenactment every year.... a couple years ago they had over 20 Civil War cannons there.... very impressive...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (TmVQX)
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Cheri, I'm sorry to hear this. What a pain for you.
I don't know how long it takes but I wish you the best.
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (MNgU2)
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/10808
Posted by: scottst at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (v+8+I)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:46 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/8)
Nope. Md. laws apply to anyone located in Md. when the recording is made. They are the strictest in the country. If you record someone who is in Md. at the time the recording is made, without informing them that you are recording, you are in violation of Md. law.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 22, 2016 07:16 PM (N8hFs)
Interesting. Also of note, the NSA is based in Maryland.
Posted by: Drill at August 22, 2016 09:46 PM (DN9jO)
This from the guy who's defending a form of "communication" which inherently defies substantive response.
Posted by: seriously, that shinebox isn't going to get itself at August 22, 2016 09:47 PM (2+wt8)
Odds "McCann" is grading chemistry papers while he posts.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (kdS6q)
Ohh not fair. But funny .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 09:47 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:46 PM (Sfs6o)
----------
Hmmm. I think I might know why.
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:47 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (TmVQX)
****
I'm sorry to hear that, it sucks. Renters laws vary from state to state, and in some cases county by county. Contact your county. Often times you can cut a reduced rent deal with either the new owner or the bank that holds the financing. Good luck.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 22, 2016 09:47 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 09:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:48 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:48 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (TmVQX)
It's really hard to say. It depends on the bank and how many foreclosures they have in the works. Also, banks have been a little more circumspect about foreclosures after some of the foreclosure mill scandals that cropped up. I've seen people in default be in their house for months. However, my recommendation would be to start your search for a new residence immediately.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:48 PM (Sfs6o)
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Um, thanks. Does it work on mosquitoes?
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:49 PM (805dc)
Uh-huh.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:48 PM (9ym/
I'll say...
Posted by: Jerry "Never a Projectile" Jones at August 22, 2016 09:49 PM (qf6WZ)
The Dishonorable DJT ?@AceofSpadesHQ
If you listen to this tape and think Caputos acting honorably here, or like a man at all, you need lessons I just cant teach
Marc Caputo
because youre a pathetic partisan who hides behind an anonymous account yet talks about what a real man is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqJ1mTkEuY
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 09:49 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 09:49 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2016 09:49 PM (9mTYi)
"Make a little birdhouse in your soul."
That's beautiful.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/
they might be giants
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 09:50 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 09:43 PM (MRJyM)
Is that any way to address your loyal supporters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:50 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: cm9000 at August 22, 2016 09:50 PM (Y/5qL)
That's beautiful.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/
It's a They Might be Giants song:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:51 PM (0mRoj)
https://tinyurl.com/jsmtvzo
Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2016 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2016 09:52 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Bernette at August 22, 2016 09:52 PM (3LwCF)
Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2016 09:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Eh, I think I'll wait until tomorrow.
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 09:52 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 09:41 PM (TmVQX)
Do you like the house? Could you raise enough money for a down payment?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 09:52 PM (oqkO3)
Could always use a M388 Davy Crockett low-yield atomic round.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:42 PM (0mRoj)
That's overkill, McCann isn't THAT annoying. He's cute, like a malevolent little squirrel chewing on the wires to the floodlights over your garage.
On the other hand, there's Rule 37: "There is no 'overkill', there is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload'".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2016 09:53 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 22, 2016 09:53 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bernette at August 22, 2016 09:52 PM (3LwCF)
But then.... why pay the landlord rent?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 09:54 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 09:54 PM (9ym/8)
Tass and Pravda had the excuse of knowing Lubyanka was just down the road, the American MSM has no need of such an excuse, they do it willingly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2016 09:54 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 09:45 PM (kdS6q)
I've located the IP address and the posts are coming from a barstool at Applebee's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2016 09:55 PM (tlBbB)
Posted by: Weasel
****
A shotgun primer will fit where the original grenade primer was. A little fuse in where the original one was and to the ignorant it seems like a live grenade once the striker fires the primer.
Here is what you do next...after drinking lots of beer so it seems like a good idea. Pull the pin and lob one out the door then close it.
Or don't. If you decide to, bail may be needed. I'm sure we will all chip for you. Swearsies.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 22, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Boob Gnarly at August 22, 2016 09:57 PM (IqV8l)
On the other hand, there's Rule 37: "There is no 'overkill', there is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload'".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2016 09:53 PM (LuZz
I was thinking about the bees, but that's another perfectly reasonable application.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 09:57 PM (0mRoj)
https://tinyurl.com/jsmtvzo
Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2016 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
The French were more advanced than I thought they were.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2016 09:58 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: s at August 22, 2016 09:58 PM (HCXGq)
Did you know the Open has more attendance in those two weeks than the entire season for the Giants?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 10:00 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 10:00 PM (TmVQX)
https://tinyurl.com/jsmtvzo
Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2016 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
I expect the rest of the ship is there, too, what's left of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 10:00 PM (oqkO3)
You think "McCann" is my first name?
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:02 PM (MRJyM)
___
No, your last name. Your full name is Shirt Lifting Julie Boy Pencildick McCann, working out of your Mom's basement outside Boston Massachusetts in the small community of Fucktardia. Your address is 1234 Willblowfordimes Court.
You've been DOXED bungholebreather. LOL.
Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 22, 2016 10:02 PM (g1MTt)
and turn it into a spaz?
The Mcann man can.
Who can take anonymity
and turn it into sempai notice meee~?
The Mcann man can.
'Cause he's mixing it up with his own insignificance
and insincerity~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 10:02 PM (V3IFq)
I share this apartment with a modified Gay Bob doll. He likes you. He wants to kiss you always. Ever get a tiny blowjob from a miniaturized homo replica?
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at August 22, 2016 10:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 22, 2016 10:03 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 10:00 PM (MNgU2)
Eli Manning hardest hit.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 22, 2016 10:03 PM (gK1U8)
Thunderstorm to the west has a lot of lightening in it. Generally means the electricity will be off for most of the night.
It's a sign the Gods are angry.
If only there was someone who could tell us what it means.
Posted by: GlendanP. at August 22, 2016 10:04 PM (6Hkgs)
And the comma goes inside the quotation marks, but who's keeping track, right shithead?
Posted by: McCann at August 22, 2016 08:37 PM (MRJyM)
Plenty of Brits post here. In Britain and many other English-speaking countries, commas live outside the quotation marks.
I'm pretty sure that more AOSHQ readers are published authors than at your favorite leftist blog and can run circles around you with grammar.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 22, 2016 10:05 PM (nvMvs)
You've been DOXED bungholebreather. LOL.
I like that.
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 10:05 PM (qUNWi)
I've located the IP address and the posts are coming from a barstool at Applebee's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
He's daintily sipping an Applebee's Bahama Mama while he types.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 10:05 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 22, 2016 10:03 PM (KCxzN)
The shoes are McAn, aren't they? Besides, they actually work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 10:05 PM (oqkO3)
You've been DOXED bungholebreather. LOL.
:::crumples notebook paper, throws it at wall:::
FUCK, these games are hard!!! When's the next chess thread?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 10:06 PM (+b2T3)
Maybe contact the bank. You are paying rent now and willing to continue to pay. Better to have you there than some squatters.
Posted by: fluffy at August 22, 2016 10:06 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 10:06 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 10:05 PM
whatevs...McCann's just pissed that Dr.Scholls has a bigger market share
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 22, 2016 10:07 PM (KCxzN)
Plenty of Brits post here. In Britain and many other English-speaking countries, commas live outside the quotation marks.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 22, 2016 10:05 PM (nvMvs)
I'm American, but I usually tend to put my commas outside the quotation marks. Yet I spell words like "color" and "flavor" the American way.
Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2016 10:09 PM (sdi6R)
To be fair, the Giants don't have anyone who looks as good in a short skirt as Ana Ivanovic.
Posted by: as far as we know, anyway at August 22, 2016 10:09 PM (2+wt8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 22, 2016 10:07 PM (KCxzN)
Man, that so needed a "said Tom Swift, archly."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 10:10 PM (oqkO3)
I've located the IP address and the posts are coming from a barstool at Applebee's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2016 09:55 PM (
The posts are coming from inside the house.
Posted by: Drill at August 22, 2016 10:10 PM (DN9jO)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 22, 2016 10:10 PM (xhqXI)
Why would you think such a thing? I am right here
Posted by: chemjeff at August 22, 2016 10:11 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: eleven at August 22, 2016 10:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cheri
Hard to imagine how you'd be on the hook for repairs at all.
If we're talking $2000+ rent, it might be best to find a residential lawyer for a fee-only consult first. And that lawyer might just as you to contact the bank, per fluffy, if you just want to stay for a few more months until you find another place.
Also, mebbe think about putting it a low-ball bid for the house.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 10:12 PM (V3IFq)
Canada: No Data.
Posted by: it's cold up here! COLD! at August 22, 2016 10:14 PM (2+wt8)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 22, 2016 10:16 PM (nvMvs)
Could have been worse.
Could have been that Hard Gay character.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 10:19 PM (V3IFq)
Unmitigated KUSOOOOOOOOO~!
Toho Studios is the most famous Japanese studio.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 10:21 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: biancaneve at August 22, 2016 10:35 PM (6p7LQ)
Posted by: BigPX at August 22, 2016 10:47 PM (4R7OV)
Japan has 4 years to plan for the 2020 Olympic Games. Let's hope their PR agency has a better game plan than this.
Could have been worse.
Could have been that Hard Gay character.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2016 10:19 PM (V3IFq)
Tentacle sex imagery in the opening ceremony - it is the only way to out-do Brazil.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 22, 2016 11:11 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: DC_Jane at August 23, 2016 03:26 AM (NtOxq)
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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)