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Eggheads: Women are Genetically Programmed to be Unfaithful

Well, dudes, you're pencil-necks. Of course they're programmed to cheat on you.

But these are their claims:

Women are predisposed by their genetics to have affairs as "back-up plans'" if their relationships fail...

The team's research has put forward the "mate-switching-hypothesis" which says humans have evolved to keep testing their relationships and looking for better long-term options.

...

Dr Buss said: "Affairs serve as a form of mate insurance, keeping a back-up mate should a switch become warranted in the future.’

"A regular mate may cheat, defect, die, or decline in mate value.

"Ancestral women lacking a back-up mate would have suffered a lapse in protection, and resources."

Not to mention: The D.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 I'll get the others.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:43 PM (UC5ui)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:43 PM (UC5ui)

3 Sometime you got to smack a bitch.

Posted by: Ike Turner at August 22, 2016 02:44 PM (8ZskC)

4 The D?

Posted by: FNG at August 22, 2016 02:44 PM (b3IgK)

5 Good info., but what's the word in parallel parking?

Posted by: Major major major major at August 22, 2016 02:44 PM (6Da5l)

6 Cuckoldry. IT'S SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2016 02:45 PM (8ZskC)

7 Dr Buss said: Affairs serve as a form of mate insurance, keeping a back-up mate should a switch become warranted in the future.




Not when they can beat you senseless because you are property.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:45 PM (UC5ui)

8 Women are predisposed by their genetics to have affairs as "back-up plans'" if their relationships fail...

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It's not a back-up plan if it actively undermines the primary plan.

This thread is either going to be hilarious or soul-crushing. Hoping for the former.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 22, 2016 02:45 PM (KUaJL)

9 Not to mention: The D.


I thought it was all about the O.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 22, 2016 02:45 PM (mgbwf)

10 It's that "declining in mate value" you've got to watch out for.

Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2016 02:46 PM (Zs4uk)

11 Hmm. This may explain the red-haired kid.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Partridge at August 22, 2016 02:46 PM (8ZskC)

12 Article now being forwarded to all the women we want to cheat on their spouses.

Posted by: xpo172 at August 22, 2016 02:47 PM (1PDwB)

13 One Weird Trick to Keep Your Significant Other From Cheating.

by Bill Cosby

Posted by: Buzzfeed at August 22, 2016 02:47 PM (xhqXI)

14 Thank goodness Science! is there to answer all the pressing questions of life that no one was asking. What would we do without them!

Paolo hardest hit.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2016 02:47 PM (hvf9s)

15 Well, yeah. Ancient knowledge, communicated to me by my Dad, God rest his soul: A man's genetic imperative is to spread his genetic material far and wide.

A woman's genetic imperatives are to get the best possible DNA for their offspring and to get a man to settle down and provide for her. Note that the man providing the good DNA may not be best suited to being the man providing the sustenance.

When you mix these imperatives together they do NOT add up to easy, straightforward monogamy.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 22, 2016 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

16 She still gets half your property and income.

Posted by: Harun at August 22, 2016 02:48 PM (UBBWX)

17 Here I thought it was just because she was a lyin b----!

Posted by: rd at August 22, 2016 02:48 PM (7hRS/)

18 So stupid only a PhD could come up with it.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (3JA/M)

19 It's that "declining in mate value" you've got to watch out for.



They may seriously want to rethink that.
Blow jobs are over. Once the baby having and the looks go, who needs the bullshit nagging?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (UC5ui)

20 Paolo hardest hit.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2016 02:47 PM


Ha ha! Paolo sees this as confirmation of what Paolo has always known.

And it is Paolo who is doing the hitting, IYKWPMAITYD....

Posted by: Paolo at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (bzd8I)

21 I wonder if the wife of the Eiffel Tower is eyeing Big Ben right now.

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (9nt94)

22 Oh boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (1ZOkK)

23 Yes, I am well aware of this.

Posted by: Paolo at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

24 And if your plan is to follow the link to get to the science behind the science, don't bother. There is nothing there except a "scientist" spouting his theories about genetics. Not even a description of of what kind of testing was used to verify the claim. I'm guessing it is all based on an opinion poll.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (R+30W)

25 From previous dead thread about staby staby, but I think it important and explains a lot.
Islam appeals to the lowest base human instincts, by design. Mo solicited the mental ill, by sanctioning debauchery. Slavery, sex slavery, mutilation, misogyny, plunder, all OK to further the conquest of kufar. It is a feature not a bug.

Then add to this that the koran spells out very specifically who (what) you can have sex with, and demands women taken from public (a Macedonian thing from Alexander). Women can't leave the house without a male relative, seen in public. This leaves a great deal of sexual frustration.

One of the females they can marry is their cusians. Not hram, and considered these are the only ones around them, there is inbreeding. Which creates mental illness. An army of monsters.

Posted by: John at August 22, 2016 02:50 PM (Gjh4J)

26 The Paolo, he like this very much.

Posted by: Paolo at August 22, 2016 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

27 Dr Buss said: "Affairs serve as a form of mate insurance, keeping a back-up mate should a switch become warranted in the future."

"A regular mate may cheat, defect, die, or decline in mate value.

"Ancestral women lacking a back-up mate would have suffered a lapse in protection, and resources."

"By the way, I am available and have had all my shots."

I may have added to this.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 22, 2016 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

28 This reminds me of one of the comments on the sign-up page for Seattle's taxpayer-funded "white fragility training". Something to the effect of "I treasure this training, and I hope my wife, her boyfriend, and their son do as well".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2016 02:50 PM (KUTP5)

29 16 She still gets half your property and income.
Posted by: Harun at August 22, 2016 02:48 PM (UBBWX)

To house and support the guy she was fucking on the side.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 02:51 PM (0mRoj)

30 The entire study is based on the length of your ring finger!! and no causal link!! IOW? Nonsense.

Next up, the lipstick personality test.

Posted by: Lea at August 22, 2016 02:51 PM (lIU4e)

31 And if your plan is to follow the link to get to the science behind the science, don't bother. There is nothing there except a "scientist" spouting his theories about genetics.

Not even a description of of what kind of testing was used to verify the claim. I'm guessing it is all based on an opinion poll.



So, a nerd who can't get laid.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:51 PM (UC5ui)

32 Why would most women need a backup plan? Don't be a horrible person and be even somewhat interested in having sex and there is no shortage of guys who will pester you and buy you things.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at August 22, 2016 02:51 PM (GxfuB)

33 This is why women should be covered, impregnated, and beaten regularly to keep them in line. It is his will.

Posted by: Hussein Ali al-Snakbar at August 22, 2016 02:51 PM (2Mnv1)

34 19 It's that "declining in mate value" you've got to watch out for.



They may seriously want to rethink that.
Blow jobs are over. Once the baby having and the looks go, who needs the bullshit nagging?


If you can afford it,

Who is to say that Trump had it figured out.

Posted by: rd at August 22, 2016 02:52 PM (7hRS/)

35 They may seriously want to rethink that.
Blow jobs are over. Once the baby having and the looks go, who needs the bullshit nagging?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:49 PM (UC5ui)


In most of history, and most societies, Monogamy was not the Law for the very successful Male...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 02:52 PM (qf6WZ)

36 Science confirming what religion has long known: People are awful.

Posted by: Austin in TX at August 22, 2016 02:53 PM (tkNAb)

37 Speaking of affairs...

I shared this on open thread, Usain Bolt apparently had a one night stand with a widow of a Brazilian mob boss during the games. Thanks DM for all the important new tips hah.

He's supposedly in a two year relationship and was set to propose soon. Once she find out, yeah dude you BETTER run...

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2016 02:53 PM (hvf9s)

38 this pleases me...

Posted by: Paolo at August 22, 2016 02:53 PM (sUQ21)

39 31 And if your plan is to follow the link to get to the science behind the science, don't bother. There is nothing there except a "scientist" spouting his theories about genetics.

Not even a description of of what kind of testing was used to verify the claim. I'm guessing it is all based on an opinion poll.



So, a nerd who can't get laid.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:51 PM (UC5ui)


Nope... a Nerd explain why the bitch cheated on him...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 02:53 PM (qf6WZ)

40 My team's research has devised a perfect test to determine which Game of Thrones character you are.

Posted by: Dr. Buss at August 22, 2016 02:53 PM (xhqXI)

41 This study sounds like it was funded by Bill O'Reilly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2016 02:54 PM (1ZOkK)

42 As a scientist, I can confirm that every woman I've dated has cheated on me.

Posted by: Bill Nye, The Science Guy at August 22, 2016 02:54 PM (7HtZB)

43 This sounds like a study that would be published in a recognized scientific journal like Cosmopolitan.

Papers like this are usually presented with an associated quiz for the reader to take.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2016 02:54 PM (8ZskC)

44 I may have advised many of the women in question.

Posted by: Colin Powell at August 22, 2016 02:55 PM (KUaJL)

45 5 Good info., but what's the word in parallel parking?
Posted by: Major major major major at August 22, 2016 02:44 PM (6Da5l)

Beats Me

Posted by: Eleanor Homes Norton at August 22, 2016 02:55 PM (dQJCS)

46 Wait.... She said I was her first!

Posted by: IP at August 22, 2016 02:55 PM (4eC8W)

47 This is one of those studies that worked backwards to get the conclusion they wanted. These 'social scientists' will use the animal kingdom as an example to either support or refute human social biology depending on what conclusion they desire.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 02:55 PM (NqZ29)

48 all women are prostitutes.

Posted by: Erich von Stroheim at August 22, 2016 02:55 PM (sUQ21)

49 Meh..breaking in a new sexual partner s just way too much work.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 22, 2016 02:55 PM (CNHr1)

50 So the author of the study was blinded by science?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 22, 2016 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

51 Was Dennis Kucinich in the study?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2016 02:56 PM (1ZOkK)

52 My primary plan is to have enough money for retirement. My backup plan is multiple lottery tickets every day.

Posted by: Colin Powell at August 22, 2016 02:56 PM (KUaJL)

53 My years of research has determined that teenaged girls get uncomfortable when you massage their shoulders and sniff their hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2016 02:56 PM (xhqXI)

54 "I shared this on open thread, Usain Bolt apparently had a one night stand with a widow of a Brazilian mob boss during the games. Thanks DM for all the important new tips hah. "


Colin Powell told me to bang her.

Posted by: Usain Bolt at August 22, 2016 02:57 PM (OD2ni)

55 15 Well, yeah. Ancient knowledge, communicated to me by my Dad, God rest his soul: A man's genetic imperative is to spread his genetic material far and wide.

Yeah, but just try saying that's all you were doing in the little airplane bathroom....

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2016 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

56 Meh..breaking in a new sexual partner s just way too much work.




Hire pros.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 02:57 PM (UC5ui)

57 I plan to go to med school and be a doctor. I'm also working on my backup plan of shooting up meth during study hall.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 22, 2016 02:57 PM (KUaJL)

58
The senior author of the research Dr David Buss



"The paper cites Jennifer Love Hewitt...."

Well, then......

Buss is an "Evolutionary Psychology" prof, think Richard Dawkins, The Naked Ape and such.

You get the idea. Hello Giggles level pop-psych:

wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_evolutionary_psychology

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 02:57 PM (kdS6q)

59 Meh. This is like those weirdos who published a book years ago how all our ancestors weren't monogamous and we're not wired for it blah blah blah. It's justification for their own screwed up lives and nothing else.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 22, 2016 02:58 PM (9TBTM)

60 Bah, women. Who needs 'em, right?



Right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 02:58 PM (9ym/8)

61 >>> 15 Well, yeah. Ancient knowledge, communicated to me by my Dad, God rest his soul: A man's genetic imperative is to spread his genetic material far and wide.

Yeah, but just try saying that's all you were doing in the little airplane bathroom.... Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2016 02:57 PM (7HtZB)


Monogamists, the new science deniers!!!

Posted by: People who love science way too sexually at August 22, 2016 02:58 PM (hvf9s)

62 I could have told you this without the need for a study.

Funny (not really), when mate 2 was cheating on me, her best friend and her were chatting about it, and the BF said to her "why do you suppose Sharkman's wives always seem to cheat?"

Mate 2, being the fucking imbecile she is, just shrugged her shoulders.

When mate 2 related this conversation to me after the truth came out, I quipped:

"Probably because I seem to marry whores."

That didn't seem to go over to well, but it happened to be true.

Hey! Back to work. That child support ain't gonna pay itself!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 22, 2016 02:58 PM (CS7jF)

63 As prey, women enjoy the hunt. Once they've taken to the leash, they pine for fjords of the Hampton Inn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2016 02:59 PM (oDCMR)

64 Bah, women. Who needs 'em, right?



Right?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

They help if you want to get black people to vote for you.

Posted by: Queen Barry I at August 22, 2016 02:59 PM (xhqXI)

65 OMG, lets put 'em all in burkas and not let them leave home without a male escort!!

Or?

How dare you slut-shame women, it's in their biological programming!!!


Exit question: Are they talking about biologic women, or does this include gender gifted, transsexuals, transwomen, etc.?
'Cause I think I may be triggered.....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2016 02:59 PM (NOIQH)

66 I will admit that there has been an effort to change the social structure of man / woman in the West where the woman is no longer the gate keeper. They have joined the men and rushed through the gates where there is no moral standards.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 02:59 PM (NqZ29)

67 "Hire pros."



You're not paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 03:00 PM (9ym/8)

68 This is another case of someone getting paid to make stuff up and teach it to others.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 22, 2016 03:00 PM (xqRaG)

69 Guess The Pantsuit back up plan was The Huma.

Posted by: NPR certified--Too White to Comment at August 22, 2016 03:00 PM (AV4JD)

70 Women are genetically programmed to be crazy

Posted by: brak at August 22, 2016 03:00 PM (MJuTN)

71 I always roll my eyes when really complex claims about evolutionary development and why humans do what they do are trotted out. It's just bullshit.

Humans have a sex drive and it sometimes isn't fulfilled, simple as that.

The whole subconscious "back up plan" idea that females developed over millions of years is silly.

Posted by: Maritime at August 22, 2016 03:00 PM (dhZog)

72 Well, they do have a point.

Posted by: A man called Horse at August 22, 2016 03:00 PM (3e8zv)

73 "Hire pros."



You're not paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave.






Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:01 PM (UC5ui)

74 This "study," like almost all modern "scientific" studies, is utter horseshit -- just baseless factless speculating by do-nothing "professors" who try to lend a respectable aura to leftist fantasy theories -- in this case, the pro-promiscuity theory that everybody likes to cheat, and therefore it's OK to do so, because after all it's "natural" to sleep around.

They've been pushing these garbage pseudo-science theories since Kinsey.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016 03:01 PM (jBuUi)

75 You can't give dick away.

Posted by: Garrert at August 22, 2016 03:01 PM (/hxGw)

76 "60 Bah, women. Who needs 'em, right?"



I need them to do my makeup.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 22, 2016 03:01 PM (OD2ni)

77 all women are prostitutes.


Posted by: Erich von Stroheim at August 22, 2016 02:55 PM (sUQ21)



**straight shot to the jaw**

Take that, you dirty Hun!

Posted by: Louis B. Mayer at August 22, 2016 03:02 PM (X6fMO)

78 Sooo...Dr. Buss was able to pay the rent for a few years on THAT bullchit research grant.

Now he'll have to find another mark to keep the con going.

Of course, the real money is in the global warming racket. But you need to be a Party Member and Fellow Traveler in good standing to break in on that action.

Maybe he can get by "researching" a paper on white guilt, or monitoring cow farts until the next gravy train rolls through.

It's hard out there for a pimp ..er...I mean "scientist".

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 22, 2016 03:02 PM (1zARK)

79
It's not genetics.

Posted by: O. Tay at August 22, 2016 03:02 PM (Kzf4A)

80 Yes... Marriage is a stupid backwards "ritual" because women are gonna cheat anyway... Oh, but Marriage is the perfect ideal between gay and lesbian couples...

Posted by: donna at August 22, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)

81 #42 - hahaha

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 22, 2016 03:03 PM (yqvys)

82 Worst part? We probably funded this latest idiocy from Captain Obvious

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2016 03:04 PM (Ug8ez)

83 >>> Bah, women. Who needs 'em, right?
Right? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 02:58 PM (9ym/

Is this a continuation of the ONT?

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2016 03:04 PM (hvf9s)

84 Puthy ith a commodity!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 22, 2016 03:04 PM (/hxGw)

85 This "study," like almost all modern "scientific" studies, is utter horseshit -- just baseless factless speculating by do-nothing "professors" who try to lend a respectable aura to leftist fantasy theories -- in this case, the pro-promiscuity theory that everybody likes to cheat, and therefore it's OK to do so, because after all it's "natural" to sleep around.

They've been pushing these garbage pseudo-science theories since Kinsey.
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016 03:01 PM (jBuUi)

You beat me to it. It's the same as all of these "people evolved to...." studies. They are worthless with no content and not hard science. Anyone can sit around and imagine how "x evolved" and develop some stupid theory to prove it.

It you truly believe in evolution then you want to know why a people do X? You can't because the same forces that cause people to do X cause you to come up with explanation Y.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 22, 2016 03:04 PM (Ee2nz)

86 Meh..breaking in a new sexual partner s just way too much work.
---
i thought that's why you have two hands...


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 22, 2016 03:05 PM (sUQ21)

87 For these guys, it's probably a small "d".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2016 03:05 PM (Ug8ez)

88 Has science studied the susceptibility of women named Winona to overtures from cartoon-loving poets? Is there grant money available?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2016 03:05 PM (Ap4Ev)

89 Affairs serve as a form of mate insurance

And everyone should have insurance!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 22, 2016 03:05 PM (F1ndw)

90 Seems like this would lead to a lot of bastards , like Jesse Jackson, running around.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 22, 2016 03:05 PM (F1iXz)

91 "Eggheads: Women are Genetically Programmed to be Unfaithful"


If it's genetic, maybe scientists will cook up a 'stepford wife' in a laboratory through genetic engineering.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 22, 2016 03:05 PM (xqRaG)

92 "i thought that's why you have two hands..."



You leave "Lacy" and "Sandra" out of this.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 22, 2016 03:06 PM (9ym/8)

93
"Oh, it's twu! It's twu!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 22, 2016 03:06 PM (kdS6q)

94 80 according to the, NY times and other lefty rags back when gay marriage was winning in the courts, gay relationships were claimed not to monogamous and that they were the example that straights needed to follow.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 22, 2016 03:06 PM (9TBTM)

95 Capitalist American women are only interested in what a man has in his pants.





His wallet.

Posted by: True Facts Russian News at August 22, 2016 03:06 PM (02d9D)

96 women lacking a back-up mate would have suffered a lapse in protection, and resources."

So women are pathetic helpless creatures dependent on a mate/mates to take care of them?

Posted by: donna at August 22, 2016 03:07 PM (O2RFr)

97 "Affairs serve as a form of mate insurance"

Well, where does that leave lesbians?

Posted by: Hillary ! at August 22, 2016 03:07 PM (Ug8ez)

98 decline in mate value.



She grew old. Turn her in for a newer model. One you can train.

Posted by: O. Tay at August 22, 2016 03:07 PM (Kzf4A)

99 It you truly believe in evolution then you want to
know why a people do X? You can't because the same forces that cause
people to do X cause you to come up with explanation Y.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 22, 2016 03:04 PM (Ee2nz)
That's the problem of any form of determinism. Maybe I'm just fated not to believe in fate while the strict determinist is. You can't ever settle that argument.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 22, 2016 03:08 PM (xqRaG)

100 9 I thought it was all about the O.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 22, 2016 02:45 PM (mgbwf)
---

It's actually all about the $.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 22, 2016 03:08 PM (i6shs)

101 There are sound reasoning behind the dowery and/or children belonging to the father in marriages across the world and throughout history.
It prevented the woman/mother from wondering off with another mate because she had so much skin in the game at home.

We are screwed as a country.



Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:08 PM (rUpwv)

102 "Is this a continuation of the ONT? "



Why, whatever do you mean?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:08 PM (9ym/8)

103
A truly prepared Modern Woman always has an Emergency Back-Up Penis ready for when the Primary Penis says "no" to the totally reasonable demand for a new Mercedes E300 in Diamond Silver Metallic to match her favorite Jimmy Choo heels.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2016 03:09 PM (xxSK3)

104 28 This reminds me of one of the comments on the sign-up page for Seattle's taxpayer-funded "white fragility training". Something to the effect of "I treasure this training, and I hope my wife, her boyfriend, and their son do as well".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2016 02:50 PM (KUTP5)
---

That is God Damn Funny right there.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 22, 2016 03:09 PM (i6shs)

105 17 Here I thought it was just because she was a lyin b----!
Posted by: rd at August 22, 2016 02:48 PM (7hRS/)


That's some hate speech right there. Let me put this little tattoo on you so you'll be ready for the camps. We're getting organized.

Posted by: SJW at August 22, 2016 03:10 PM (+lVUW)

106 Damn, not good. Now I feel even more superior than before.

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2016 03:11 PM (k0G44)

107 Are we talking about cats?

Posted by: Soona at August 22, 2016 03:11 PM (Fmupd)

108 Look on the bright side - Mail Order Hot Ukrainian Chicks. The locals better play it straight or they will be outsourced. Globalism has a few perks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 22, 2016 03:11 PM (oDCMR)

109 When men write article like this they should get sick punched by a woman.

Posted by: Marcus T. at August 22, 2016 03:11 PM (Ug8ez)

110 97 "Affairs serve as a form of mate insurance"

Well, where does that leave lesbians?
Posted by: Hillary ! at August 22, 2016 03:07 PM (Ug8ez)

Spread-eagled?

(No, I have nothing. Why do you ask?)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 22, 2016 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

111 My ex is a violent, suicidal, alcoholic, pathologically-dishonest, order-violating, child abusing perjurer who whored herself to the highest lifestyle bidder and estranged herself from all of her family after which point she never had a child.

Because shrewd hereditary-based reproductive savvy encoded deep in the success-oriented female DNA, the dears. We know this from the science.

Posted by: Left at the Falter at August 22, 2016 03:12 PM (JW07Y)

112 A post about programming, and dirty stinking liars and cheats. Is this the No Man's Sky thread?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2016 03:13 PM (MsK6T)

113 Oh bullshit.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 03:13 PM (dFi94)

114 New study;

Womens Are Genetically Programmed to Never Have Enough Places to Keep Krap.

Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2016 03:14 PM (8ikIW)

115 These studies are Just So stories. Expensive Just So stories.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 22, 2016 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

116

When men write article like this they should get sick punched by a woman.


B ... but, we tried to be helpful:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/213808.php

Posted by: Arbalest at August 22, 2016 03:14 PM (FlRtG)

117 Does remind me of the multi-level man store joke. I'm sure everyone has heard it. It's funny cause it's true.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 03:15 PM (NqZ29)

118 Back up plan?
Before the divorce was final, let alone the ink dry on the filing paperwork, my first wife was caught in the sack with my then married, soon to be divorced, cousin.
Word got to me eventually that he too soon found out she was batshit crazy.



Posted by: IP at August 22, 2016 03:15 PM (4eC8W)

119 Men and women do this equally. How many of us know of a couple that divorced, only to have the wife or the husband immediately take up with someone new? Typically, most people do not instigate divorce unless there is a 3rd party involved.


Posted by: K-E at August 22, 2016 03:15 PM (Ks+nh)

120 Eggheads: Women are Genetically Programmed to be Unfaithful

That's right, eggheads, it can't be you, so it must be the entire universe.

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2016 03:15 PM (F1ndw)

121 As Momma always said, "It takes two to Tango". If wimmin are predisposed to cheat they would need a fellow to cheat with right? Seems like it would balance out.

I can see trying to explain it to DanMa'am. C'mon honey, I didn't want to screw your sister but you know how you girls are.

Posted by: DanMan at August 22, 2016 03:15 PM (RusNE)

122 So how many of you morons have back up whores? You know, in case your normal whore stops working or has car trouble or something.

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2016 03:16 PM (k0G44)

123 101 There are sound reasoning behind the dowery and/or children belonging to the father in marriages across the world and throughout history.
It prevented the woman/mother from wondering off with another mate because she had so much skin in the game at home.

We are screwed as a country.



Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:08 PM (rUpwv)

Well, yeah. There's no downside to a woman who breaks her vows and divorced her husband. She gets cash and prizes and the support of all her cackling biddie friends. The man gets the privilege of subsidizing her infidelity and treachery for years and years.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 03:16 PM (8nAzo)

124 Me, I've never been so conceited to think I could juggle two relationships. One at a time is hard enough to not screw up.

Posted by: IP at August 22, 2016 03:17 PM (4eC8W)

125 You gimme fie dolla, me love you long time.

Posted by: Soona at August 22, 2016 03:17 PM (Fmupd)

126 Now that I think about it, my wife already has a back up purse...

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2016 03:17 PM (k0G44)

127 103
A truly prepared Modern Woman always has an Emergency Back-Up Penis ready for when the Primary Penis says "no" to the totally reasonable demand for a new Mercedes E300 in Diamond Silver Metallic to match her favorite Jimmy Choo heels.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2016 03:09 PM (xxSK3)


Very rarely would the Emergency Backup Penis be connected to a checkbook as big as the dick.

Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2016 03:18 PM (Zs4uk)

128 I'll be your back door man baby!

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 22, 2016 03:18 PM (uhftQ)

129 This is bullshit. Except about wanting the D.

Posted by: Seems legit at August 22, 2016 03:18 PM (U+nHb)

130 You mean the pool boy isn't also the mattress tag inspector?

Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2016 03:18 PM (8ikIW)

131 29 16 She still gets half your property and income.
Posted by: Harun at August 22, 2016 02:48 PM (UBBWX)

To house and support the guy she was fucking on the side.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 02:51 PM (0mRoj)


I have a relative who pulled a number like this on her husband, who was a very decent guy.
It didn't work out so well for her. The boyfriend that she cheated with took advantage of her financially for awhile and never did marry her. They ended up in an ugly lawsuit. Sometimes people get what they deserve.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (+lVUW)

132 Well gosh, this explains everything. Science!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (d6TTt)

133 "My ex is a violent, suicidal, alcoholic, pathologically-dishonest"


You were married to Hillary? Sorry about that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (OD2ni)

134 I always back up my dick pics. Always.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (k0G44)

135 I think Ace hates the 'ettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (1ZOkK)

136 You gimme fie dolla, me love you long time.



Two dolla.

Two dolla, no holla!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (UC5ui)

137 Dear Dr. Science,

Go fuck yourself. I'm sure I speak for all the other people you are trying to hoodwink as well.

We are not animals no matter what you say.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (whGSy)

138 Mail Order Hot Ukrainian Chicks

Go On...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (qul7b)

139 These "studies" are just so much horse puckey. In this research you decide on your desired conclusion first and then shape your "research/facts/data/conjecture/bs/etc" to support the conclusion. It used to be very easy to do this because everything required thousands of pieces of paper to record the data, but, now, with computers, it's harder but still doable.

I like to relate the story of the computer operator at a major university who was in charge of running data through the mainframe. He watched this climate change scientist run the same job over and over and over again. The climate researcher started off with 3,000,000 rows of data, but, did not get the desired conclusion until the data was thinned down to 100,000 carefully "groomed" rows.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (kXoT0)

140 119 Men and women do this equally. How many of us know of a couple that divorced, only to have the wife or the husband immediately take up with someone new? Typically, most people do not instigate divorce unless there is a 3rd party involved.


Posted by: K-E at August 22, 2016 03:15 PM (Ks+nh

If a spouse is terrified of the psychotic violent lunetic, then divorce will be filed.

But we all know only men/husbands/fathers can be the abusers and the party to fear right?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:20 PM (rUpwv)

141 Emergency Back-Up Penis

If every woman needs one, perhaps I should print up some new business cards...

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2016 03:20 PM (F1ndw)

142 135 I think Ace hates the 'ettes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (1ZOkK)


I thought it was only Sarah Palin.

Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2016 03:20 PM (Zs4uk)

143

Demi Moore could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2016 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

144 The FBI found nearly 15,000 emails former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton never turned over to the government after she left office -- despite her insistence she'd handed in all her work-related messages.
The Obama administration revealed the messages in a court hearing Monday.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (0+WqX)

145
I'm not hearing any female denials.....

Posted by: George Harrison at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (ncFnw)

146 Mika's back up plan is Joe Scarborough.

Some times you have to know that a liberal woman's back up reward is the choice of a scum-sucking snake.



Posted by: NPR certified--Too White to Comment at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (AV4JD)

147
This is the white male patriarchy trying to justify the behavior they want; promiscuous females.

It's the sixties all over again; sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

Posted by: O. Tay at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (Kzf4A)

148 Is it okay if I have an emergency backup sammich maker?

Plus Jimmy Johns always delivers.

Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (8ikIW)

149 Meh.

I spit on this study

Posted by: @votermom at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (Om16U)

150 Before this Science!!! Revelation, I always had it figured out by the adage " cheaters gonna cheat". But what does a dumb old Neanderthal know, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2016 03:22 PM (d6TTt)

151 Emergency Back-Up Penis

I that like a penis with a reverse gear? I think more dudes could use one of those. Like a time travel penis, for getting out of bad situations.

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2016 03:22 PM (k0G44)

152
New Study

Women genetically programmed to be unable to kill their own spiders.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2016 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

153 >I'm not hearing any female denials.....
Posted by: George Harrison at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (ncFnw)

Except the multiple ones that called this nonsense?

Posted by: Lea at August 22, 2016 03:22 PM (lIU4e)

154 >>> Plus Jimmy Johns always delivers. Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (8ikIW)

Mmmm Jimmy Johns...
Man I should really run and get some lunch.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2016 03:22 PM (hvf9s)

155 121 As Momma always said, "It takes two to Tango". If wimmin are predisposed to cheat they would need a fellow to cheat with right? Seems like it would balance out.




Depends on location. Alaska, Dakotas. China. Lots of single guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:22 PM (UC5ui)

156 42 As a scientist, I can confirm that every woman I've dated has cheated on me.
Posted by: Bill Nye, The Science Guy at August 22, 2016 02:54 PM (7HtZB)


You date women?
Puhleaze.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (+lVUW)

157 I that like a penis with a reverse gear? I think
more dudes could use one of those. Like a time travel penis, for getting
out of bad situations.


Posted by: Dang

Gubmint wants you to put an alarm on it.

Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (8ikIW)

158 I don't find this to be all that shocking of a study.

Posted by: SH at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (gmeXX)

159 "The FBI found nearly 15,000 emails former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton never turned over to the government after she left office -- despite her insistence she'd handed in all her work-related messages."

Is it wrong for me to say that no matter how many fingers plug the holes, the dyke is still leaking?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

160 Is it make fun of No Man's Sky time? Already?

That game is boring as hell. I got to 14 played hours and couldn't believe I was just doing the same shit over and over again. It's just one long-assed grind.

And space combat is all but impossible. If pirates are on you, you have to fight and probably die.

Awful damned game.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (0IDyD)

161 I don't see it working this way in a society where women began having children young. They will be tied to the father of their children in short order.

Posted by: DonS at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (w6IHc)

162 Chris Rock had a skit on this.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (uhftQ)

163 Backup mates... isn't that why woman over 45 go bi-???

Posted by: Anita Bryant at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (12kBq)

164 It's the sixties all over again; sex, drugs, and rock n roll.
Posted by: O. Tay at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (Kzf4A)

-----

I lived through the sixties.

The sixties were a good friend of mine.

Curent times, sir...... you are are no sixties.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

165 Posted by: K-E at August 22, 2016 03:15 PM (Ks+nh)

When I was kid a couple of my friends that were first cousins to each other had dad's that swapped wives with each other. Weirdest thing but everybody got along great from what I remember.

Posted by: DanMan at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (RusNE)

166 I call BS on this.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (805dc)

167 In my experience as an actual woman who has watched her female cohort for a longish time, women fall into categories::

1. The woman who would be faithful to anyone, even a creep because she's just that needy.
2. The very attractive woman who is faithful because her mate treats her well and she loves him. She is still labeled a whore because men follow her like puppies despite her actively discouraging this attention.
3. The women attractive or not, who are just not faithful because they are whores and they like the attention, presents, drama, and being "sought" after.
4. Normal average women who are faithful or unfaithful depending on how they are treated by their mates and circumstances.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 22, 2016 03:24 PM (kXoT0)

168 I knew my wife had an emergency back-up penis when I came home from work early and heard *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* coming from the bed room.

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2016 03:24 PM (k0G44)

169 Sooo many panties being wadded into so many old man cracks all at once. It's a disturbance in the white knight force. So mount your white horses and charge into the breach. If we said men have affairs to spread their genetic material, and nature tricks them into it by making sex enjoyable would you get riled up? So why get so upset when someone postulates that deep in their lizard brains women are motivated by the same types of primitive survival strategies?

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 03:24 PM (q3VFO)

170 >>>47
This is one of those studies that worked backwards to get the conclusion
they wanted. These 'social scientists' will use the animal kingdom
as an example to either support or refute human social biology depending
on what conclusion they desire<<<

.


Comparative enthnology is what it used to be called. Read "On Aggression" by Konrad Lorenz back in the day. Was impressed by it.

Posted by: Javems at August 22, 2016 03:24 PM (yOqwj)

171 New Study
Women genetically programmed to be unable to kill their own spiders.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2016 03:22 PM (8XRCm)
_____________________________


How you doin?....

Posted by: Miss Muffets Spider Besider at August 22, 2016 03:25 PM (4eC8W)

172 That game is boring as hell. I got to 14 played hours and couldn't believe I was just doing the same shit over and over again. It's just one long-assed grind.

And space combat is all but impossible. If pirates are on you, you have to fight and probably die.

Awful damned game.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 22, 2016 03:23 PM (0IDyD)

SPOILER ALERT...

do you know what you get when you get to the center of the Galaxy?

An insipid cut scene... and you START OVER with nothing in a new Galaxy...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2016 03:25 PM (qf6WZ)

173

When decent sexbots come about, women will be SOL...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 03:25 PM (qul7b)

174 123 101 There are sound reasoning behind the dowery and/or children belonging to the father in marriages across the world and throughout history.
It prevented the woman/mother from wondering off with another mate because she had so much skin in the game at home.

We are screwed as a country.



Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:08 PM (rUpwv)

Well, yeah. There's no downside to a woman who breaks her vows and divorced her husband. She gets cash and prizes and the support of all her cackling biddie friends. The man gets the privilege of subsidizing her infidelity and treachery for years and years.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2016 03:16 PM (8nAzo

I would add criminality, kidnapping, and paying for one's on character to be assassinated to boot.

I'm still waiting for a interest group to lobby on behalf of fathers and men in DC and all the state houses.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:25 PM (rUpwv)

175 The whole subconscious "back up plan" idea that females developed over millions of years is silly.

-----------

I don't really find it silly. Women evolved to find a mate who will take care of her and the offspring. If that mate can't do it, she may have to find another who can. That seems pretty simple to me, and probably partially true. The converse is this, typically the genetic father will be the best one to provide because a father is going to provide more for his genetic offspring than someone else's. The whole goal is to avoid looking for a back up plan, because the first plan is the best plan.

Posted by: SH at August 22, 2016 03:26 PM (gmeXX)

176 I think this study is BS in regard to it being in the DNA, but I've had at two opportunities thrown at me to sleep with a married woman. Both were extremely hot and the devil on my shoulder barely got his ass kicked by the angel on my shoulder. Hell of a fight.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 03:26 PM (NqZ29)

177 New Study

Women genetically programmed to be unable to kill their own spiders.

Posted by: fixerupper
****

Now THAT I would believe.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 22, 2016 03:26 PM (uhftQ)

178 Guy I work with is going through a divorce. 2 kids. Married 2 years. While he was working she was busy chatting up new dudes on Facebook.


Of course on the flip side there is my sister with her asshole husband, she's divorcing that was cheating on her with some skank from work. And oh the shit I could talk about his worthless scum sucking despicable lying ass.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 03:26 PM (z/Ubi)

179 Now, someone needs to get this admitted as expert witness testimony in divorce cases.

Posted by: Jean at August 22, 2016 03:27 PM (ngn8T)

180 This is the white male patriarchy trying to justify the behavior they want; promiscuous females.

It's the sixties all over again; sex, drugs, and rock n roll.
Posted by: O. Tay at August 22, 2016 03:21 PM (Kzf4A)

Just the sex & drugs. Music today sucks.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2016 03:27 PM (7HtZB)

181 I know this is not a book thread, but, the Hugos were another SJW disaster this year. There is still time to receive a Dragon Con ballot and vote. Fans are hoping to make Dragon Con awards have so much SF fan participation they completely overshadow the once great Hugos.

http://application.dragoncon.org/dc_fan_awards_signup.php

Deadline is Sunday, August 28th.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 22, 2016 03:27 PM (kXoT0)

182 I don't really find it silly.

Progg reductionism is always silly. When it's not getting people killed.

Posted by: Left at the Falter at August 22, 2016 03:27 PM (JW07Y)

183 Awful damned game.
------------------------

That's my feelings about Civilization.
Can't stop playing it.
It looks like you 'should be able to' win the damn thing, but the programmer cheats.

Posted by: O. Tay at August 22, 2016 03:28 PM (Kzf4A)

184 When decent sexbots come about, women will be SOL...

What, truck grills and toasters not good enough ?

Posted by: McCool at August 22, 2016 03:28 PM (nCSwS)

185 I know I miss the D!

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at August 22, 2016 03:28 PM (gOfte)

186 Women are dangerous.
If a guy finds himself a good mate, he better sure as hell hold on to her. And consider himself fortunate.

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2016 03:28 PM (d6TTt)

187 Hypergamy is the word and trading up is the game.

Posted by: mal at August 22, 2016 03:28 PM (YAJ0j)

188 "2 kids. Married 2 years. "




Damn. That's "producing."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:29 PM (9ym/8)

189 176 I think this study is BS in regard to it being in the DNA, but I've had at two opportunities thrown at me to sleep with a married woman. Both were extremely hot and the devil on my shoulder barely got his ass kicked by the angel on my shoulder. Hell of a fight.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 03:26 PM (NqZ29)



Ron White on Tiger Woods and cheating. Its connected, trust me.

https://youtu.be/tPGuD2WTDaQ

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 03:29 PM (z/Ubi)

190 184 When decent sexbots come about, women will be SOL...

What, truck grills and toasters not good enough ?


Don't forget the Couch

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 22, 2016 03:29 PM (jsWA8)

191 If every woman needs one, perhaps I should print up some new business cards...
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2016 03:20 PM (F1ndw)



Why buy just a business card when you can franchise an entire scientifically-proven system?


Have Dick, Will Grovel®

Posted by: Have Dick, Will Grovel, Inc. at August 22, 2016 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

192 "What, truck grills and toasters not good enough ?"


Truck grills?


*looks at Chevy pickup"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:30 PM (9ym/8)

193 In the way back times, my sister had a one-year old and one on the way, when selfish hubby decided to find himself. There was no back up plan. There was no Other Man. There was me and my mom. My sister never got a dime of child support from the dummy. Child support was me and my mom. My sister never went on food stamps or public assistance or took one dime from the government. That's what families do.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 03:30 PM (dFi94)

194

I can't wait for a chicken sexbot...

Posted by: The Chicken Fucker at August 22, 2016 03:31 PM (qul7b)

195 So caveman Men were all about the harems, right, because might makes right and nothing says mighty like clubbing the guy next cave over and taking home his hot blond wife. To the tightest goes the biggest harem!

And now we find out that no, in reality he only had a harem because all the mates of everyone else were using him as a "backup plan?"

In short, science says we are all adulterous sex crazed critters and thus we are free to sleep with the Eiffel Tower. Is that about right?

Posted by: Vanceone at August 22, 2016 03:31 PM (IQzhs)

196 176 I think this study is BS in regard to it being in the DNA, but I've had at two opportunities thrown at me to sleep with a married woman. Both were extremely hot and the devil on my shoulder barely got his ass kicked by the angel on my shoulder. Hell of a fight.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 03:26 PM (NqZ29)


------------------

Go ahead and sleep with them. Then tell them that you understand now why their husbands aren't fucking them. What are they gonna do? Kill you?

Posted by: Soona at August 22, 2016 03:31 PM (Fmupd)

197 I can't wait for a chicken sexbot...

Me either *sob*

Posted by: The Chicken at August 22, 2016 03:31 PM (qul7b)

198 Bitches, man.

Posted by: 2nd choice guy at August 22, 2016 03:31 PM (2cfUo)

199 I don't know if anyone has ever denied as a fact that in the case of cheating, men seek out a physical affair while women seek out an emotional affair .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 03:32 PM (NqZ29)

200 there were periods of time that I was a real catch, a LOT of times, with a few interruptions.

There was this particular girl I liked when I was in highschool, I was a catch at the time, and I liked her and she liked me, but she had a boyfriend. I didn't interfere with that, because one of the things that makes me a catch, is that I have honor, I will NOT break up a relationship, even in highschool.

This girl, she NEVER went without a boyfriend. Everytime she broke up with a guy and I thought she was single, I couldn't act in time to get ahold of her because she was IMMEDIATELY in a relationship.

Later, After I got out of The Corps and was making good money as a 23 year old young man with a fair bit of experience behind me PERIOD, let alone for that age, I met her again on the commuter train going into the city (chicago)

She brought it up. "I always thought you liked me." I said, "I did, you are a very attractive woman, and not at all dumb, I even like talking to you." "Even now?" she asked, I said, "yeah." "so why didn't you ever ask me out?"

then I broke down the reality that bitch was living.

"You can't be alone. other than maybe your first boyfriend you have never been without a boyfriend, every boyfriend you have had since that first was someone you cheated on your boyfriend with. I'm not willing to cheat, and I'm not eager to accept a cheater. I'm not a fucking Dick, and I'm not interested in women who tend to date fucking dicks. I don't want to join that pool of FUCKSTICKS."

She said, "That is mean." I said, "Stop cheating on men because you are affraid of being alone, you are better than that, but not good enough for me."

Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 22, 2016 03:32 PM (CIpNU)

201 Sherry, check out the Correia monster hunter nation blog. The WorldCon was a disgrace. And Neil Gaiman deserves to [deleted] with a pineapple

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2016 03:32 PM (MsK6T)

202 I call BS on this.

Posted by: bluebell




It is. Total.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:33 PM (UC5ui)

203 This study, which is not the only one with almost the identical results, really pisses off the white knights, the American Christians, and the women folk.

The Red Pill is difficult to swallow and a hard reality to face.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:33 PM (rUpwv)

204 Wickedpinto sighting!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Harun at August 22, 2016 03:33 PM (UBBWX)

205 I'm guessing here, but I don't think these "Eggheads" are made from real eggs.

Posted by: The Hunan Fake Egg Co., Ltd. at August 22, 2016 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

206 Sherry, check out the Correia monster hunter nation blog. The WorldCon was a disgrace. And Neil Gaiman deserves to [deleted] with a pineapple
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2016 03:32 PM (MsK6T)

That's where I got the information. I follow Larry and MHI on the FACEYFACE.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 22, 2016 03:34 PM (kXoT0)

207 After careful review of thousands of hours of documentary video evidence, I have concluded that women are genetically programmed to fellate the pizza delivery man, then have intercourse with him in multiple positions, both vaginal and anal, until using her breasts to cause him to ejaculate upon her face and/or neck-breast region.

Posted by: Professor Slapnutz, Sociology Dept at August 22, 2016 03:34 PM (Ap4Ev)

208 DNA predisposes men to acquire lap dances from the ladies because they:

A. have laps

B. there are ladies around

C. lap dances cost $20

D. they actually print $20 bills

See? *holds up $20 bill for everyone to see*

Posted by: Dang, wearing a lab coat at August 22, 2016 03:34 PM (k0G44)

209 I deliver more than packages.

Posted by: UPS guy at August 22, 2016 03:35 PM (2cfUo)

210 This study, which is not the only one with almost the identical results,
=================================================


Was this a study or an op-ed? What other studies showed these results?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 03:35 PM (dFi94)

211 Geez, the only think Colin Powell isn't saying about Clinton is she's nuttier than a fruitcake. He's running her over with the bus.

Honestly, who will Clinton blame next- a yeti ?

Posted by: Marcus T. at August 22, 2016 03:35 PM (Ug8ez)

212 See, this is exactly what I was telling Anthony the other day!

Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at August 22, 2016 03:36 PM (NOIQH)

213 Honestly, who will Clinton blame next- a yeti ?
Posted by: Marcus T. at August 22, 2016 03:35 PM (Ug8ez)
______________________


I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...

Posted by: Yeti at August 22, 2016 03:36 PM (4eC8W)

214 Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 22, 2016 03:32 PM (CIpNU)

Whoa! Where the heck have you been?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

215 Like they say, women are like monkeys. They don't turn loose of one vine, until they've got a decent grip on another.

Posted by: irright at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (pMGkg)

216

Hey Baby!

Posted by: Yeti Fucker at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (qul7b)

217 200 Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 22, 2016 03:32 PM (CIpNU)
---

All that was missing was you strutting off that train to the beat of some pimp music playing somewhere nearby.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (i6shs)

218 Like Johnny Carson said, on the occasion of his fourth divorce:

"Alimony. It's the fvcking you get for the fvcking you got."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (iIzG7)

219 grammie, I see no details on this particular 'research' from UofT in the article. The other 'research' alluded to is this:

"A study carried out by Rafael Wlodarski and a team of researchers at Oxford University looking into infidelity found a correlation between the length of a individual's ring finger and the likelihood that they would cheat on a partner. However, they stressed that they could not find a causal link.

Posted by: Lea at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (lIU4e)

220 I wonder if Reggie has a backup plan for me ;(

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (Aivl/)

221 After careful review of thousands of hours of documentary video evidence, I have concluded that women are genetically programmed to fellate the pizza delivery man, then have intercourse with him in multiple positions, both vaginal and anal, until using her breasts to cause him to ejaculate upon her face and/or neck-breast region.


Used to cost $29.99 and come in a brown wrapper.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:37 PM (UC5ui)

222 "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...
Posted by: Yeti"



Too much for even you, eh?


Comprende.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:38 PM (9ym/8)

223 I deliver more than packages.
Posted by: UPS guy at August 22, 2016 03:35 PM (2cfUo)



And this pole isn't for fishing out leaves.

Posted by: The Pool Guy at August 22, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

224 Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 22, 2016 03:32 PM (CIpNU)


Let's hope that all occurred in your head and not in real life.

Otherwise, it would be pretty sad.

Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2016 03:38 PM (Zs4uk)

225 Like they say, women are like monkeys. They don't turn loose of one vine, until they've got a decent grip on another.


Also, there's the bright red ass.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at August 22, 2016 03:39 PM (8ZskC)

226 "women are genetically programmed to fellate the pizza delivery man, then have intercourse with him in multiple positions, both vaginal and anal"


Pizza delivery guy, you say?


*ponders that as next career move*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:39 PM (9ym/8)

227 So, based on last night's ONT, if the key to getting girls interested in you is to act as if you could care less about meeting them, then I should be able to sit at the end of a bar reading a Star Wars book & women will be stampeding to me?

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2016 03:39 PM (7HtZB)

228 When I was a downtowner I was even worse than I am here.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 22, 2016 03:39 PM (CIpNU)

229 These are the people that laugh at lifetime monogamy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2016 03:39 PM (v9gSJ)

230 Get to the center of NMS and it just resets? Oh, screw you, Hello Games.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 22, 2016 03:39 PM (0IDyD)

231 It's normal to have back up penis for your back up, back up, back up penis, right?

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at August 22, 2016 03:40 PM (k0G44)

232 So this genius prof agrees with dumb Islam. Islam solves the perceived problem by wrapping their women in heavy garb and stoning them if they "put themselves in a position to" get raped.

I wonder if this prof has a solution, or is it just his line to get coeds in bed?
Why not just emphasize the higher value and extended joys of family and fidelity?


Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2016 03:40 PM (l6e0e)

233 I tell em they are interesting and beautiful. they eat that shit up.

Posted by: Shake weight at August 22, 2016 03:40 PM (2cfUo)

234 This "study," like almost all modern "scientific" studies, is utter horseshit -- just baseless factless speculating by do-nothing "professors" who try to lend a respectable aura to leftist fantasy theories -- in this case, the pro-promiscuity theory that everybody likes to cheat, and therefore it's OK to do so, because after all it's "natural" to sleep around.

They've been pushing these garbage pseudo-science theories since Kinsey.
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016 03:01 PM (jBuUi)

Agree. My female acquaintances fall into two categories. Dumb shits who married because it was the thing to do and they wanted the big wedding and princess bride crap, etc. They assumed, due to a genetic predisposition that all women have, that they are in control and can change said man into their ideal mate, even though their idea of that changes every two years. Finally , divorce ensues, either they leave, or husband can't take it anymore, since men are pretty simply black and white creatures and husband decides it isn't worth the suffering. Those women end up back on the hunt, usually well before the closet even has his clothes out of it.

Then there are the women who marry someone who they are pretty compatible with. They resign themselves eventually to accepting that the only changes that will occur will be because it's his idea. It's not a big deal,because for the most part, they have the same philosphy, temperment, ideals, values, etc. Including tolerance.

Few of those women find themselves divorced. Sadly, some have found themselves widowed and I have not known any of my few widow friends to move on to new relationships other than an occasional date that they just do once.
As my one widowed friend said, "I've had the love of my life, I'm not interested in trying to make someone else live up to that".

The study is idiotic. But they no doubt got a huge grant for it so they can pay rent, eat out, drive, and vacation without having to work.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 22, 2016 03:40 PM (JbgDR)

235 Bad boy supplies the sperm.

Nice guy raises the kid.

Been that way for eons.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 22, 2016 03:40 PM (OZmbA)

236 FBI comes up with 14, 900 more emails that her lawyers never disclosed. Will Comey say that her lawyers are extremely careless?

Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

237 "Like they say, women are like monkeys. They don't turn loose of one vine, until they've got a decent grip on another. "



Noticed that among a lot of lesbians.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:41 PM (9ym/8)

238 133 "My ex is a violent, suicidal, alcoholic, pathologically-dishonest"

You were married to Hillary? Sorry about that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 22, 2016 03:19 PM (OD2ni)


Speaking of which, there's a lovely picture of Hillary on Drudge. He really knows how to find just the right photo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 22, 2016 03:42 PM (+lVUW)

239 Hmmm...wondering what Gloria Steinem has to say about this --- thought she declared men were as useful to women as a bicycle is to a fish.
Why does a woman need a spare if the primary is superfluous?

Then again, she settled down and got married...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2016 03:42 PM (NOIQH)

240 Well, sounds about as believable as any of the other dog$h7t that academic eggheads come up with, which is to say not at all.

There are good and sufficient reasons for the term "soft "sciences" ", and the scare quotes are well deserved, too.

And this loada shinola came out of a Texas university, too.
Sad.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2016 03:42 PM (Z8DIA)

241 My wife had a 'friend' who tried to convince her that because I was trying to shed some weight I was obviously cheating on her. That suspicious bullshit can be deadly to a marriage.

Fast forward. The 'friends' husband was cheating on her. Had been for a decade or two.

Don't get married. Buy a dog. They don't engage in that kind of bullshit.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 22, 2016 03:43 PM (ZFUt7)

242 Back up vagina, am I right? Gimme five!

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2016 03:43 PM (k0G44)

243 208
DNA predisposes men to acquire lap dances from the ladies because they:

A. have laps

B. there are ladies around

C. lap dances cost $20

D. they actually print $20 bills

See? *holds up $20 bill for everyone to see*


Posted by: Dang, wearing a lab coat at August 22, 2016 03:34 PM (k0G44)

Why is sex enjoyable? Do you think it's just a gift from God? Haven't you noticed that nature makes things you need to do enjoyable? We're all simply meat machines at the most basic level. The oldest profession is called that for a reason. It fits neatly into the programmed dispositions of both males and females.

I know, I know but your Mom is the bestest person EVER!

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 03:43 PM (q3VFO)

244 Is there a conservative friendly funding source for projects? I am out of the loop on this.

My pocketbook is conservative friendly, but not cash friendly.

Posted by: davedaveadavarf at August 22, 2016 03:43 PM (0+srV)

245 This study shows that evolutionary psychologists are genetically programmed to be dumb as rocks.

Posted by: HiHo at August 22, 2016 03:44 PM (CPk08)

246 SHOCKING SCIENTIFIC FACT: Humans attracted to other humans!

Water may be found to be wet!

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2016 03:44 PM (q177U)

247 meat robots gotta meat robot?

Well, if the only meaning in life is utility. Logic dictates logical processes which aren't necessarily romantic btw.

People got problems. There's a solution.

Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2016 03:44 PM (xVRrG)

248 Now seeking women applicants for experiment to test this hypothesis.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 22, 2016 03:44 PM (OZmbA)

249 Buy a dog. They don't engage in that kind of bullshit.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative


You should see what I do to the throw pillows when you're not home.

Posted by: The dog at August 22, 2016 03:44 PM (k0G44)

250 this is total bullshit. that dude is making this up due to his own shortcomings. what an asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2016 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

251 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 22, 2016 03:45 PM (uPt3V)

252

As a short fat ugly stupid white man, I really wouldn't know...

I do know how ever that a Fleshlight attached to a power screwdriver is a fine thing...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 22, 2016 03:45 PM (qul7b)

253 >>>Haven't you noticed that nature makes things you need to do enjoyable?

Clearly you have never taken a monster shit after eating spicy food.

Posted by: Professor Slapnutz, Sociology Dept at August 22, 2016 03:45 PM (Ap4Ev)

254 "Ancestral women lacking a back-up mate would have suffered a lapse in protection, and resources."

Then, wouldn't affluent women cheat less? Particularly women who've made their own fortunes?

And why would they cheat with the pool boy, if it's about material concerns?

Stupid profs want a logical process that reinforces their desired goals, when more likely its boredom and just basic lust.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2016 03:45 PM (v9gSJ)

255 FBI comes up with 14, 900 more emails that her lawyers never disclosed. Will Comey say that her lawyers are extremely careless?

Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 03:41 PM (oiNtH)


What I want to know is: Who are these e-mails to and from?

That's the important question, correct? Who would be high enough up in the federal government to be e-mailing the Secretary of State at her obviously ".com" address and not a proper, secure, ".gov" or ".mil" address?

Wouldn't be interesting to know exactly who else is "extremely careless" with classified information? I think it would be extremely enlightening to know that.

And thus we never will.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 22, 2016 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

256 So? A fair deal of ethics, morality, philosophy, religion, what have you, is based on rejecting natural inclinations. Society isn't built on what comes naturally.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at August 22, 2016 03:46 PM (lZqU7)

257 All I know is this ... I will not have a second marriage. Hell No.

And it will be a cold day in hell before MrsScogg keeps this new deck. I'll take the damn thing apart and haul it off first.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 22, 2016 03:46 PM (qoKAm)

258 Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2016 03:39 PM (7HtZB)

Confidence kind of goes along with that. I was an introvert early on. After 10 or so years of striking out or getting shit on, just finally just decided I didn't give a damn. I'd have a good time no matter what.

I met my wife shortly thereafter. She claims her initial attraction was that I was fun and confident, yet not cocky.

Posted by: Cooldawg at August 22, 2016 03:46 PM (Aivl/)

259 No man's sky blows.

Elite Dangerous FTW. Yes I'm a geek.

Posted by: Esch at August 22, 2016 03:47 PM (08IHj)

260 Quick, let's give them the vote.

Posted by: x at August 22, 2016 03:47 PM (nFwvY)

261 I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.

Posted by: ZZ Top at August 22, 2016 03:47 PM (HgMAr)

262 I know, I know but your Mom is the bestest person EVER!


Posted by: DFCtomm


Simmer down. It's called absurdist, self-deprecating humor.

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2016 03:47 PM (k0G44)

263 234
This "study," like almost all modern "scientific" studies, is utter
horseshit -- just baseless factless speculating by do-nothing
"professors" who try to lend a respectable aura to leftist fantasy
theories -- in this case, the pro-promiscuity theory that everybody
likes to cheat, and therefore it's OK to do so, because after all it's
"natural" to sleep around.



They've been pushing these garbage pseudo-science theories since Kinsey.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016 03:01 PM (jBuUi)


Actually the whole PUA thing is coming full circle. I'm guessing it's because the stars are getting old enough to think about settling down. They're writing lists about what to look for in a woman, and it's virtually Victorian. Virginal, or nearly virginal. kind, feminine. The horror!

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 03:47 PM (q3VFO)

264 "I do know how ever that a Fleshlight attached to a power screwdriver is a fine thing..."


*stares*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:48 PM (9ym/8)

265 Research funded by Ashley Madison, no doubt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2016 03:48 PM (oqkO3)

266 Eggheads With Underdeveloped Peckers and No Romantic Inclinations Conclude That Women Must Be Genetically Predisposed to Cheat and Move On
- - - - -

Left With Mysterious Statement From 86% Of Test Subjects: "You Don't Take Care Of Business"

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 22, 2016 03:48 PM (iIzG7)

267 What I want to know is: Who are these e-mails to and from?

That's the important question, correct? Who would be high enough up in the federal government to be e-mailing the Secretary of State at her obviously ".com" address and not a proper, secure, ".gov" or ".mil" address?

Wouldn't be interesting to know exactly who else is "extremely careless" with classified information? I think it would be extremely enlightening to know that.

And thus we never will.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 22, 2016 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

there are Officers and Agencies I deal with in the Navy that will refuse to respond to any Email NOT on .MIL account. And repeated violations will result in disciplinary action...but I guess our betters have different rules ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2016 03:48 PM (zp+j1)

268 >>>You should see what I do to the throw pillows when you're not home.

And I don't recommend smelling the carpet too closely.

Posted by: Snookums, Anal Tobogganer Extraordinaire at August 22, 2016 03:49 PM (Ap4Ev)

269 Farrakhan Says Hillary Clinton Has Put Black People Through Hell, Demands His Own Sovereign Nation As Compensation

Weasel Zippers

Iraq is up for sale I hear?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2016 03:49 PM (zp+j1)

270 Great question Mikey .... and yup, we'll never know unless some one of the many people who have the raw data release it all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2016 03:50 PM (Z8DIA)

271 # 268 And I don't recommend smelling the carpet too closely.
Posted by: Snookums, Anal Tobogganer Extraordinaire at August 22, 2016 03:49 PM (Ap4Ev)

Smells OK to me!

Posted by: Huma at August 22, 2016 03:50 PM (CPk08)

272 "And it will be a cold day in hell before MrsScogg keeps this new deck. I'll take the damn thing apart and haul it off first."


Cracked my shit up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill-President of NO MAAM Local #1127 at August 22, 2016 03:50 PM (9ym/8)

273 Best spouse selection advice:

Cooking lasts, kissing don't.

Choose wisely

Posted by: Drewbicle at August 22, 2016 03:50 PM (hZ9F/)

274 "Farrakhan Says Hillary Clinton Has Put Black People Through Hell, Demands His Own Sovereign Nation As Compensation"

Liberia. It's been done, and it ain't "forty acres and a mule."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 22, 2016 03:51 PM (iIzG7)

275 Farrakhan Says Hillary Clinton Has Put Black People Through Hell, Demands His Own Sovereign Nation As Compensation

Detroitistan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2016 03:51 PM (v9gSJ)

276 269: no, give calypso louie haiti. he could be king there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2016 03:51 PM (KP5rU)

277 Farrakhan . . .His Own Sovereign Nation As Compensation
--------------------------------------------

Give him Detroit.

Posted by: O. Tay at August 22, 2016 03:51 PM (Kzf4A)

278 I know this is not a book thread, but, the Hugos were another SJW disaster this year. There is still time to receive a Dragon Con ballot and vote. Fans are hoping to make Dragon Con awards have so much SF fan participation they completely overshadow the once great Hugos. http://application.dragoncon.org/dc_fan_awards_signup.php Deadline is Sunday, August 28th.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 22, 2016 03:27 PM (kXoT0)


Thanks for the reminder! Went over to Correia's blog and read the summary.

What the crap did Gaiman say? I like his writing but I don't understand how people get so into a bubble they gleefully alienate half their readers. I don't get it. I have plenty of people I can read instead that don't actively despise my kind.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2016 03:51 PM (hvf9s)

279 Best spouse selection advice:



Cooking lasts, kissing don't.
=====================


Doomed, I am.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 03:51 PM (dFi94)

280 Top Double Standard nobody talks about: A man marries a violent psychopath criminal and everybody (women, white knights, Christians, even friends and family) say that you deserve whatever you get. The violent woman should not face the consequences of her actions, NO you have cast your lot and deserve everything coming to you now and forever.

But if a woman marries the same kind of individual, she has everybody on her side and is a warrior and hero to get out ofthe marriage/relationship and holding the husband/man responsible for their actions with serious consequences.

That is the most ignorant illogical hate filled double standard being played out destroying this country today.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:52 PM (rUpwv)

281 Him: You did what?? With who?? WTF!?!

Her: Oh, it doesn't matter anyway because I don't love him. I love you!

Posted by: Sphynx at August 22, 2016 03:52 PM (OZmbA)

282 256
So? A fair deal of ethics, morality, philosophy, religion, what have
you, is based on rejecting natural inclinations. Society isn't built on
what comes naturally.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at August 22, 2016 03:46 PM (lZqU7)

Bingo. Western society when functioning properly restrained both the female imperative, and the male. Men got only one wife, and women got only one marriage. The good of society was placed ahead of the unconstrained desires of either sex. The West currently is the female imperative unconstrained, and Islam is the male imperative unconstrained.

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 03:53 PM (q3VFO)

283 >>What the crap did Gaiman say? I like his writing but I don't understand
how people get so into a bubble they gleefully alienate half their
readers. I don't get it. I have plenty of people I can read instead that
don't actively despise my kind.

Ugh. I've enjoyed several of his books. His wife is the one who wrote a poem (or song?) to Joker Tsarnaev. Lefties.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)

284 Mate insurance, huh.

Posted by: some VP at Geico at August 22, 2016 03:53 PM (2WoCi)

285 Whoever said upthread don't bother reading the link (sorry, can't remember who it was) was right. It's just a bunch of codswallop.

The title is "Women are genetically programmed to have affairs." Then the seventh paragraph says, "Despite anecdotal claims about cheating, no study has shown that humans are predisposed to monogamy or non-monogamy." All right, which is it?

Then the next sentence is the study that shows a correlation between the length of a woman's ring finger and the likelihood she would cheat on her partner.

And the NEXT sentence says, but they could find no causal link.

This dumb story is just clickbait. Every other sentence contradicts the one before.



Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 03:54 PM (805dc)

286 who does anybody listen to louie, rev. al, or the rev. jesse. these guys are all scammers at best.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2016 03:54 PM (KP5rU)

287 #280 Top Double Standard nobody talks about: A man marries a violent psychopath criminal and everybody (women, white knights, Christians, even friends and family) say that you deserve whatever you get.

I think that's called "PMS".

Posted by: Huma at August 22, 2016 03:55 PM (CPk08)

288 "Mate insurance, huh. Posted by: some VP at Geico"

I saved a bundle on my mate insurance! But it required more that fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 22, 2016 03:55 PM (iIzG7)

289 Smells OK to me!

Posted by: Huma at August 22, 2016 03:50 PM (CPk0
..............

I guess after marrying Carlos you can't be too picky.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2016 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

290 Smells OK to me!

Posted by: Huma
______________________________


I just wretched...

Posted by: IP at August 22, 2016 03:56 PM (4eC8W)

291 "Mate insurance, huh. Posted by: some VP at Geico"

I saved a bundle on my mate insurance! But it required more that fifteen minutes.




You named him "Brad".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:56 PM (UC5ui)

292 Dang. Huma sock off!

Posted by: HiHo at August 22, 2016 03:56 PM (CPk08)

293 Bingo. Western society when functioning properly restrained both the female imperative, and the male. Men got only one wife, and women got only one marriage. The good of society was placed ahead of the unconstrained desires of either sex. The West currently is the female imperative unconstrained, and Islam is the male imperative unconstrained.///

Double bingo. They are both ugly, reductive of humanity and ultimately self destructive.

Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2016 03:57 PM (C6xeQ)

294 Be VERY careful who you marry.
I strongly suggest living with a person, before you marry, and become entangles with children, and the legalities.
I know this goes against Christian morality, but I still recommend.
Crazy can be hidden some, when living apart.
Hard to hide pathologies when under the same roof for a couple or three years.

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2016 03:57 PM (d6TTt)

295 Western society when functioning properly restrained
both the female imperative, and the male. Men got only one wife, and
women got only one marriage. The good of society was placed ahead of the
unconstrained desires of either sex. The West currently is the female
imperative unconstrained, and Islam is the male imperative
unconstrained.


Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 03:53 PM (q3VFO)
Never interrupt a leftist when she's in the middle of a victim-blaming, lifestyle whore-glorifying reductionistic inversion of cause and effect involving random internet projections about old white men jamming their ass cracks with tidy whities. Because honesty.
It wouldn't be seemly.

Posted by: Left at the Falter at August 22, 2016 03:58 PM (JW07Y)

296 >>What the crap did Gaiman say? I like his writing but I don't understand
how people get so into a bubble they gleefully alienate half their
readers. I don't get it. I have plenty of people I can read instead that
don't actively despise my kind.

Ugh. I've enjoyed several of his books. His wife is the one who wrote a poem (or song?) to Joker Tsarnaev. Lefties.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)

I think Gaiman's wife may be the source of his SJW righteousness.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 22, 2016 03:58 PM (kXoT0)

297 Go ahead and sleep with them. Then tell them that you understand now why their husbands aren't fucking them. What are they gonna do? Kill you?

Posted by: Soona
****

Heh. Yeah. You do that.

Posted by: Jodie Arias at August 22, 2016 03:59 PM (uhftQ)

298
You named him "Brad".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:56 PM (UC5ui)


I think the Brad commercial validates this study.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 22, 2016 03:59 PM (lKyWE)

299 Crazy can be hidden some, when living apart.

Hey don't kid yourselves. Everyone is crazy. You just have to find out what the person's version of crazy is, how they cope with it and can you live with it. Then the other person has to be introduced to your version of crazy and how you cope with it.

Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2016 04:02 PM (C6xeQ)

300 Uh huh. Barbra Streisand!!!

Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2016 04:02 PM (I6Am+)

301 196 Go ahead and sleep with them. Then tell them that you understand now why their husbands aren't fucking them. What are they gonna do? Kill you?

Posted by: Soona


She might not.

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbit at August 22, 2016 04:04 PM (CPk08)

302 "Well, dudes, you're pencil-dicks. Of course they're programmed to cheat on you."
..............

minor correction

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2016 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

303 What the crap did Gaiman say? I like his writing but I don't understand how people get so into a bubble they gleefully alienate half their readers. I don't get it. I have plenty of people I can read instead that don't actively despise my kind.
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2016 03:51 PM (hvf9s)

I don't get it either. I really hate to be busy enjoying a book and then wham the author inserts obligatory hateful remark about Christians/Conservatives/Republicans/ETC and usually the inserted remark makes no sense and is completely unrelated to the story, but, hey, the author got to signal that they are SJWApproved and can proudly point out that on page 126, paragraph 3, they made their point about the h8hers. No, you dint, and guess what, if I want to read any more of your books, I will get them from the library.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 22, 2016 04:04 PM (kXoT0)

304 Well, I have always found Gaiman tedious at best, so I woulda boycotted him anyway under the Don't Like His Writing clause. Adding in his SJWism gives me Virtue Signalling as a bonus !
#Winning!

And yes everyone needs to register to vote at DragonCon immediately ! Thanks !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2016 04:04 PM (Z8DIA)

305 298
You named him "Brad".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2016 03:56 PM (UC5ui)


I think the Brad commercial validates this study.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 22, 2016 03:59 PM (lKyWE)



I think Brad cut his own brake lines.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2016 04:05 PM (z/Ubi)

306 Go ahead and sleep with them. Then tell them that you understand now why their husbands aren't fucking them. What are they gonna do? Kill you?

Posted by: Soona
****

Heh. Yeah. You do that.

Posted by: Jodie Arias / / /


Now that's funny. Because its true.


Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2016 04:05 PM (C6xeQ)

307 "Lifelong monogamy does not characterise the primary mating patterns of humans,' says Dr David Buss from theUniversity of Texas"

Yet, monogamy forms the basis of most civilizations that thrived and grew.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2016 04:05 PM (I6Am+)

308
Yet, monogamy forms the basis of most civilizations that thrived and grew.


Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2016 04:05 PM (I6Am+)

That's the point. Our baser desires are counter productive to society. All accept this when discussing men, but apply that same rule to women, and people lose their shit.

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 04:07 PM (q3VFO)

309 Only rule I would give for marriage is make sure she truly is your best friend. Even that is not a gaurantee but it's as close as you will get.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 04:08 PM (NqZ29)

310 nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 22, 2016 04:08 PM (Z8DIA)

311 A tip on selecting a significant other:

Very simplistic but I have found this to be true 100% of the time:

When out with a date, watch how he/she treats service people. Be it a waiter, doorman, sales person, etc. if they treat them with as lessers - don't walk - run. That is a true window to a person's soul in my experience and will show you exactly who they are.

Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 04:08 PM (oiNtH)

312 48
all women are prostitutes.

All men are (should) use johns (and put the seat down)

Posted by: Wendy at August 22, 2016 04:09 PM (bpemY)

313 Oh damn I suck.

if they treat them with as lessers - don't walk - run.

if they treat them as lessers...

Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2016 04:09 PM (oiNtH)

314 Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 04:07 PM (q3VFO)

Do you thing sexual desire and sexual requirement is the same for women and men?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 04:09 PM (NqZ29)

315 If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 22, 2016 04:09 PM (ZFUt7)

316 but apply that same rule to women, and people lose their shit. ///

I blame that "sugar and spice and everything nice . . ." poem we are taught in first grade.

Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2016 04:10 PM (C6xeQ)

317 This study, which is not the only one with almost the identical results, really pisses off the white knights, the American Christians, and the women folk.

The Red Pill is difficult to swallow and a hard reality to face.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 03:33 PM (rUpwv)

Here is an even harsher reality: The Matrix was, in fact, a terrible movie, filled with plot holes and idiocy. Those who quote or paraphrase or make metaphors of it are not yet aware of this glaringly obvious yet (for some) painful truth.

Their judgement on movies and--for that matter--anything else is questionable.

Posted by: troyriser at August 22, 2016 04:10 PM (OGbEB)

318 Yet, monogamy forms the basis of most civilizations that thrived and grew.
Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2016 04:05 PM (I6Am+)
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Indeed it does. There's such a thing as self-control, but it doesn't seem to be fashionable.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 04:11 PM (805dc)

319 Do you thing sexual desire and sexual requirement is the same for women and men?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 22, 2016 04:09 PM (NqZ29)
I'm not sure what you mean by sexual requirement. Men and women are different because they have different motivators, goals, and biology, but both have unsavory aspects to their base natures.

Posted by: DFCtomm at August 22, 2016 04:13 PM (q3VFO)

320 210 This study, which is not the only one with almost the identical results,
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Was this a study or an op-ed? What other studies showed these results?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 22, 2016 03:35 PM (

There are many studies out there. For example one large study during WWII is available.

It is tons of information to take in but basically the best genes and the best providers rarely match up.

In Western society the laws along with all the money and influence leans towards favoriing and maximizing the female sexual strategy which is hypergamy.

We can map the entire human genome, but we can't come up with a pillow for birth control for men. That is a great example of the dominant strategy being the female sexual strategy. Also abortion without telling the father is another.

As I stated earlier, There are legitimate sound reasoning behind a dowery and/or the children being the property of the father because women historically will have been known to wander off. Please note this is across cultures and throughout history.

Also, it is necessary to view these issues from a amoral standpoint at the beginning.

If you want studies Bing or Google the Red Pill. Plenty out there. Also look into feminist teachings as well. Good to look at all aides of a complex issue.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 04:15 PM (rUpwv)

321 318 Yet, monogamy forms the basis of most civilizations that thrived and grew.
Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2016 04:05 PM (I6Am+)
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Indeed it does. There's such a thing as self-control, but it doesn't seem to be fashionable.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 04:11 PM (805dc

Actually Fathers form the basis of Civilization and the nuclear family follows.

Without fathers and the nuclear family there would be no civilization as we know it. It would be the laws of the Jungle.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 04:18 PM (rUpwv)

322 Actually Fathers form the basis of Civilization and the nuclear family follows.
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I would argue that fathers and mothers form the basis with their nuclear families. You can't be a father unless there is a corresponding mother.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 04:24 PM (805dc)

323 Conversations regarding the "evolution" and "genetic programming" of human behavior lack any strong molecular confirmation of actual genetic variation resulting in altered behavior, as well as any strong evidence that any such variation was both adaptive and selected for, by the means postulated, at the point where the behavior became prevalent in human populations.

The (late, miserable SOB) David Stove rightly described this sort of codswallop as "Darwinian Fairytales". It is such crap as to be unbelievable. It is a real pity that people sling the fakey fakey version of Darwinian biology about so stupidly.

Posted by: HiHo at August 22, 2016 04:33 PM (CPk08)

324 "Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * / CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS":
http://tinyurl.com/jm6rj9f

Posted by: Won't submit at August 22, 2016 04:45 PM (zj+JZ)

325 322 Actually Fathers form the basis of Civilization and the nuclear family follows.
----------------

I would argue that fathers and mothers form the basis with their nuclear families. You can't be a father unless there is a corresponding mother.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2016 04:24 PM (

Nuclear family defined as one father and one mother with children. Fatherhood is unique to human beings. Motherhood is not.

The Bible is about the necessity and respect for the father in Civilization on one level. Obviously the Bible has multiple layers.


Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 22, 2016 05:05 PM (zw9GR)

326 74 This "study," like almost all modern "scientific" studies, is utter horseshit -- just baseless factless speculating by do-nothing "professors" who try to lend a respectable aura to leftist fantasy theories -- in this case, the pro-promiscuity theory that everybody likes to cheat, and therefore it's OK to do so, because after all it's "natural" to sleep around.

They've been pushing these garbage pseudo-science theories since Kinsey.
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2016

Exactly.

Posted by: Bernette at August 22, 2016 05:08 PM (3LwCF)

327 Errrr... fatherhood is not unique to human beings, at least, if you define it as "male parent investigating extensive time and effort into raising offspring".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternal_care

Posted by: HiHo at August 22, 2016 05:19 PM (CPk08)

328 ...brings a woman's multitasking to a whole new level.

Posted by: >>-----SureArrow-----> at August 22, 2016 06:19 PM (vxRTK)

329 "... (or) decline in mate value..."

I am offended by this. Where's the trigger warning?

Posted by: socalcon at August 22, 2016 07:44 PM (Roy2Z)

330 Mate back up, this reminds me of an ancestors search I did I found I was related to at least three different family names more than there were siblings of my grandfather on my mother's side. Well there was this Great Aunt, Grandpaw's sister, who was married three times, outlived all three husbands and had three to four kids with each husband.
No wonder I'm related to everybody!

Posted by: obsidian at August 23, 2016 04:07 PM (ARK2U)

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