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Tuesday Morning News Dump (8/23/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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1 Hello

Posted by: Top Ten at August 23, 2016 07:45 AM (Isx4+)

2 HA!

Posted by: Deety at August 23, 2016 07:45 AM (xPWMR)

3

DAY 1,386

77 to go (150 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, Milwaukee mayhem, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:46 AM (9P3OG)

4 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2016 07:47 AM (ZQfW9)

5 US Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson wants to impose a government enforced carbon fee to combat climate change.

... a fee -- not a tax ...

That's what they said of the cost of not getting your ObamaCare and the SCOTUS said the fee was a tax.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2016 07:47 AM (0+WqX)

6
That great libertarian, Gary Johnson, believes in Global Warming and wants a carbon tax.

Wait, did I say libertarian? I meant to say asshole/stooge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:47 AM (9P3OG)

7 Is Ace still doing the podcast/ planning to do more episodes? I'm a new reader and am curious if anything has ever been posted on the blog about the podcast.

Posted by: Tom Tom at August 23, 2016 07:47 AM (nkAmj)

8 Canada ships drunken idiots back where they came from.
How come we can't?

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2016 07:48 AM (8ikIW)

9 Gary Johnson wants carbon tax? Trying to take votes from Hillary?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 23, 2016 07:49 AM (SXa8W)

10
So, X-Ray Specs is a real thing? I was devastated to learn the truth about Sea Monkeys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:50 AM (9P3OG)

11 9 Gary Johnson wants carbon tax? Trying to take votes from Hillary?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 23, 2016 07:49 AM (SXa8W)


And his stellar veep Bill Weld is a big fan of . . . Susan Collins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:50 AM (9P3OG)

12 shhhhhhhh.....it's still night time here.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 23, 2016 07:51 AM (0O7c5)

13 Paul Ryan is an asshole.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2016 07:51 AM (JZdSu)

14 Gary Johnson wants carbon tax? Trying to take votes from Hillary?

Posted by: Case


Like the carbon build up on my cars throttle body? Hell, my mechanic wants to charge me 250 bucks to clean that out. Now I'm going to get taxed on it too.

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2016 07:52 AM (8ikIW)

15 13 Paul Ryan is an asshole.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2016 07:51 AM (JZdSu)

Worse. The stuff that comes out of it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:52 AM (9P3OG)

16 "I was devastated to learn the truth about Sea Monkeys. "

That's raycist !!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 07:52 AM (ptqRm)

17 Hillary Clinton opened a pickle jar on nation wide television last night to prove she's strong enough to be president. A great American moment which proves something I guess.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 07:53 AM (ZFUt7)

18 Obama to tour flood-battered areas in Louisiana

The president's travel requires a huge retinue of Secret Service agents and assistance from local and state law enforcement officials, so the White House usually waits to visit disaster zones to avoid tying up police and emergency resources needed elsewhere.




Oh I see. Bush was the greatest villain on the face of the earth for not showing up 10 seconds after Katrina but Barry has all sorts of excuses for staying on the golf course.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2016 07:53 AM (auHtY)

19 16 "I was devastated to learn the truth about Sea Monkeys. "

That's raycist !!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 07:52 AM (ptqRm)


If you're referring to that Winslow Homer painting from yesterday, YOU'RE racist!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:53 AM (9P3OG)

20 Embrace cultural rot!

It's the only way to survive.

I need a fucking government job, is what I need.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 23, 2016 07:54 AM (97XyN)

21 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2016 07:54 AM (Z8DIA)

22 As per Hanlon's razor, when in doubt between stupidity and malice, always pick stupidity. Works 97% of the time.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2016 07:54 AM (0+WqX)

23 "What good is free healthcare if there is no food to eat?"

Well, dude, now they can treat all of the malnutrition cases.

Socialism rocks!

Posted by: Spicoli at August 23, 2016 07:55 AM (JZJFW)

24 18 Obama to tour flood-battered areas in Louisiana
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2016 07:53 AM (auHtY)


For a grand total of 40 MINUTES. And then he'll make a statement and the it's back to the links.

But 10 rounds of golf, about 4 hours each in the past 2 weeks.

Scum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:55 AM (9P3OG)

25 "Oh I see. Bush was the greatest villain on the face of the earth for not showing up 10 seconds after Katrina but Barry has all sorts of excuses for staying on the golf course."

Damn straight, Skippy.

Democrats, they have more standards then anybody else.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 07:55 AM (ptqRm)

26 "Uncle Joe off to Turkey"


I got my mayo and a loaf of bread!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at August 23, 2016 07:56 AM (JZJFW)

27 Hillary Clinton opened a pickle jar on nation wide television last night to prove she's strong enough to be president. A great American moment which proves something I guess.

.. But we're they Jewish/Kosher, Bread-n-Butter, Dill, Polish ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2016 07:56 AM (0+WqX)

28 Didn't every kid from the 50's and 60's buy those X-ray glasses for $2.99 from
a catalog every kid got, can't remember the name?

Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2016 07:57 AM (toJdI)

29 Alphabet channel reporting FBI is not sure an attempted beheading knife attack in VA accompanied by allah akbars and in the hand of a Waail Farooqui is terrorism.

Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2016 07:57 AM (cP3OM)

30 While I typically find Althouse to be a shallow thinker, the list contained in this post is worth keeping, and passing on.

Sort of follows the Double Standards meme which seems to be trending this morning

http://tinyurl.com/zmycuh7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 07:58 AM (ptqRm)

31 Yeah, Choom goes to LA after it is all over. Hope he gets some good PR. <sarc>

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 07:58 AM (mpXpK)

32 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2016 07:59 AM (UpGcq)

33 .@WSJSolomon: Iran threatened to end nuclear talks if @POTUS enforced red line against Assad after chemical attack

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2016 07:59 AM (0+WqX)

34 A Republican SOS would have been impeached and prosecuted for the crap Scankles has gotten away with.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

35 Why should Huma be any different than Scankles? They are both liars and felons.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

36 Alphabet channel reporting FBI is not sure an attempted beheading knife attack in VA accompanied by allah akbars and in the hand of a Waail Farooqui is terrorism.Posted by: torabora 


"Farooqui has been on the feds' radar for a while, and may have journeyed to Turkey and tried sneaking into Syria sometime within the past year."

Those 'watch lists' are amazing.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:01 AM (ZFUt7)

37 31 Yeah, Choom goes to LA after it is all over. Hope he gets some good PR.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 07:58 AM (mpXpK)


Pelted with flaming sacks of dogshit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

38 About a year ago, Turkey blew a Russian fighter jet out of the sky. Now, Erdogan and Putin are making kissy kissy, and we send in...Biden?

Time to lay in more prepping supplies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2016 08:03 AM (gyKtp)

39 The way to achieve this goal is by changing the tax code - a "carbon tax on kids."


Yes the AGW scam has always been about a new way to tax. The UN scum who started it have already admitted that. And the US is the only country whose government is still pushing it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

40 ""Farooqui has been on the feds' radar for a while, and may have journeyed to Turkey and tried sneaking into Syria sometime within the past year."

Attempting to see a Syrian mental health professional?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:04 AM (ptqRm)

41 WikiLeaks email:

Hillary Clinton adviser Philippe Reines at the State Department contacted the NFL Commissioner in 2012 to inquire about severe head injuries.

Hillary Clinton thanked Reines and added, "Having a cracked head is no fun at all."
hillary cracked head

The email was sent on December 24, 2012.

Hillary first fell ill with a stomach virus, then reportedly suffered a fall and a concussion and finally a brief hospitalization for a blood clot near her brain.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2016 08:04 AM (0+WqX)

42
Conservative Mary Thomas is running in Florida's 2nd District and now the same bastards who destroyed Tim Huelskamp (The Ricketts Family in particular) are putting up a RINO to wipe her out.


https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/08/conservative-mary-thomas-is-fighting-the-

establishment-in-key-florida-district

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:04 AM (9P3OG)

43 Criminal enterprise may have left paper trail of criminal activity

http://tinyurl.com/jby8cj5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:06 AM (ptqRm)

44 Why should Huma be any different than Scankles? They are both liars and felons.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 08:00 AM (mpXpK)


I'm deeply concerned that no one here sees that Huma Abedin's uncontrolled access to highly classified national security information is clearly covered by the Hillary Clinton "Intent" defense standard.


That picture taking sailor, though, ought to be put away for life for violating his oath!


Besides, since Huma can legitimately invoke taqiyya in any aspect of her life, any oath she took is non-binding anyway!

Posted by: Sam at August 23, 2016 08:07 AM (wCEn4)

45 It bothers me less that Hillary and Huma are crooks than it does that some 40% of the electorate and 80-90% of the Democrat Party is perfectly fine with that.

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:08 AM (O7MnT)

46 As per Hanlon's razor, when in doubt between stupidity and malice, always pick stupidity. Works 97% of the time.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2016 07:54 AM (0+WqX)



Generally true, but not if the "actor" is a liberal, then the only answer is malice aforethought!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2016 08:10 AM (wCEn4)

47 'Borders are the worst invention ever!'
EU chief Jean-Claude 'Jackass' Juncker widens rift with European leaders as he calls for open borders

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 23, 2016 08:11 AM (0+WqX)

48 Criminal enterprise may have left paper trail of criminal activity

http://tinyurl.com/jby8cj5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:06 AM (ptqRm)



Didn't our beloved IRS ruin a shop owner because he kept made many cash bank deposits less than $10,000?

Even though his business insurance only covered theft losses less than $10,000.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2016 08:14 AM (wCEn4)

49 'Borders are the worst invention ever!'
EU chief Jean-Claude 'Jackass' Juncker widens rift with European leaders as he calls for open borders



Jean-Claude emotes a good bit.
He isn't really a deep thinker, is he.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:14 AM (ptqRm)

50 LaTimes poll latest:
44.2% Hillary
44.0% Trump



Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:15 AM (ZFUt7)

51 Hillary is running on her experience in government which includes her time in the State Department. While in State she had the pay for play scam, lied about giving out secret e-mails, lied about dead Americans in Benghazi, and "lost" $8 billion dollars. Yet all of this "experience" is not her fault. Always somebody else. She done nothing as a U.S. senator. I would say her "experience" amounts to a big FAIL. But the media says Trump is a meanie.

The bullsh*t is deep in this country.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 23, 2016 08:16 AM (SXa8W)

52 >>49
'Humans are the worst invention ever!'
--U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton widens rift with humans as he calls for Cylon solution.

Posted by: General Zod at August 23, 2016 08:16 AM (Bdeb0)

53 Raise your hand if you knew that a 2013 report on the impact of ethanol on the environment was significantly worse then expected.


http://wp.me/pHwPe-5RNo

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:17 AM (ptqRm)

54 "LaTimes poll latest:
44.2% Hillary
44.0% Trump "

As I don't pay much attention to the LaTimes, is this a trend towards increasing support for Trump?


I know that this poll is a statistical tie, but what's the trend?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:18 AM (ptqRm)

55 Speaking of polls and voting, I see that Drudge has a headline about a 10x increase from 2012 for "international observers" to the upcoming US elections. Can somebody give me a real explanation as to why anyone from outside our country is allowed to "observe" our election?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 08:21 AM (+FSld)

56 Trend is up for Trump

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 23, 2016 08:22 AM (IVpCf)

57 55 Speaking of polls and voting, I see that Drudge has a headline about a 10x increase from 2012 for "international observers" to the upcoming US elections. Can somebody give me a real explanation as to why anyone from outside our country is allowed to "observe" our election?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 08:21 AM (+FSld)


To punish and/or humiliate us. SOP for the Occupier in Chief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:22 AM (9P3OG)

58 As I don't pay much attention to the LaTimes, is this a trend towards increasing support for Trump? I know that this poll is a statistical tie, but what's the trend?Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It's been back and forth about four times now, the oscillations are becoming narrower each time. Current trend is Hillary rising. Paradoxically, black support for Trump is rising while he is falling.

Not sure I 'get' that.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:22 AM (ZFUt7)

59 It's been back and forth about four times now, the oscillations are becoming narrower each time. Current trend is Hillary rising. Paradoxically, black support for Trump is rising while he is falling.

Not sure I 'get' that.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:22 AM (ZFUt7)

Maybe they actually paid attention to his Milwaukee speech.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 23, 2016 08:23 AM (KUaJL)

60
Time for Mr. Trump to make another telepromptered speech. Ideally, playing off the incompetence of Obama/Clinton/Democrats and ridiculing them for their non-response to Louisiana.

Keep them on their heels and destroy their meme machine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:23 AM (9P3OG)

61 "Can somebody give me a real explanation as to why anyone from outside our country is allowed to "observe" our election?"

In a time now long past, I would have been delighted to have observers come, watch and learn how free and honest elections could be conducted in a country.

Sort of like letting some French guy wander the country unfettered, and then write a tome of his experiences in America, and what makes it an exceptional country.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:23 AM (ptqRm)

62 From the Free Beacon link --

"In 2015, we saw a total of 331,000 migrants enter the southwestern border between the U.S. and Mexico, of that we estimate more than 30,000 of those were from countries of terrorist concern," she said.

Gee, that's comforting to know.

Heckuva job, Jeh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2016 08:24 AM (gyKtp)

63 In the '60s. Perhaps the best musical decade. Now to read the content.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2016 08:24 AM (OF/aZ)

64 'Borders are the worst invention ever!'


Oh, I was just thinking about that. Not because I'm against borders but because I was looking at one.

I woke up with a tab open about drunk American float tubers getting blown to Canada in a storm so I went to a map to see what the fuss was about.

It's a thing I'd never thought of before, but now that I've looked at it, what kind of drunken weasels drew the Michigan/Canada border?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2016 08:25 AM (mgbwf)

65 Man, I hate Gary Johnson. I can never really join the Libertarian party with guys like him repeatedly garnering their nomination. I'll stick with my self labeled Conservatarian viewpoint.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 08:25 AM (9nt94)

66 "Gee, that's comforting to know.

Heckuva job, Jeh."

That's only one in ten.

We can absorb that, and become stronger for it.

Posted by: Shit that Obama says at August 23, 2016 08:26 AM (ptqRm)

67 Crony Capitalists warn of Yellow Peril unless TPP passes:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/
u-s-faces-setback-in-asia-if-tpp-trade-deal-doesnt-pass-1471814373?mod=e2fb

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:26 AM (O7MnT)

68 Something that was extremely off about the polling between Trump and Hillary, especially during the primary, was when Trump went up so did Hillary, almost like a thumb was on the scale.

Typically when one goes up the other goes down, the one on one's with the other Republic contenders looked like that.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 23, 2016 08:27 AM (IVpCf)

69 "Can somebody give me a real explanation as to why anyone from outside our country is allowed to "observe" our election?"



To come up with better ways for the DNC cheat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 08:27 AM (gJBE5)

70 52 --U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton widens rift with humans as he calls for Cylon solution.

Hillary is more of a Zyklon B sorta gal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2016 08:27 AM (gyKtp)

71 Another paradox in the LaTimes poll is the middle class support for Hillary seems to be rising. Don't these people realize she's going to be coming for their wallets?

This may not be the worlds most accurate poll, but the detail in it is pretty amazing. Just wish it made logical sense.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:28 AM (ZFUt7)

72 65 Man, I hate Gary Johnson. I can never really join the Libertarian party with guys like him repeatedly garnering their nomination. I'll stick with my self labeled Conservatarian viewpoint.
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 08:25 AM (9nt94)

The "gun-loving", freedom loving VP Wm. Weld VP choice is quite the lover of liberty.

NOT

Libertarians mean you don't have to protect any liberties except drug use and auditing the Fed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 08:28 AM (voOPb)

73 >>>We can absorb that, and become stronger for it


Kind of like the growth of a tumor, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 08:29 AM (voOPb)

74 The U.S. State Department. Where illegal shit just magically happens.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 23, 2016 08:29 AM (4ng05)

75 Raise your hand if you knew that a 2013 report on the impact of ethanol
on the environment was significantly worse then expected.


*raises hand*

My family is full of avid fishermen. They were bitching about the impact on marine motors from the get go. The gas stations where they live all proudly boast of their non-ethanol gas.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 08:29 AM (9nt94)

76 'Humans are the worst invention ever!'
--U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton widens rift with humans as he calls for Cylon solution.
Posted by: General Zod at August 23, 2016 08:16 AM (Bdeb0)

Given that all the cylon women are hot, and they have a religion that seems to approximate Christianity, I'm in.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 23, 2016 08:30 AM (KUaJL)

77 63 In the '60s. Perhaps the best musical decade. Now to read the content.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2016 08:24 AM (OF/aZ)


I say the 70s. Then again, I've gained an appreciation for a lot of music from the 80s that I poo-pooed. Everything after that is not worth listening to.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:30 AM (9P3OG)

78 Man, I hate Gary Johnson. I can never really join the Libertarian party with guys like him repeatedly garnering their nomination. I'll stick with my self labeled Conservatarian viewpoint.

Gary Johnson made a tactical error when he decided to go after disaffected Bernie Bros instead of disaffected Republicans.

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:30 AM (O7MnT)

79 From the Free Beacon link --

"In 2015, we saw a total of 331,000 migrants enter the southwestern border between the U.S. and Mexico, of that we estimate more than 30,000 of those were from countries of terrorist concern," she said.



How many did it in the dead of night that we DIDN'T see?
10, 12 million?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 08:30 AM (gJBE5)

80 78
Gary Johnson made a tactical error when he decided to go after disaffected Bernie Bros instead of disaffected Republicans.
Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:30 AM (O7MnT)


The same can be said for Mr. Trump as well. But we'll see if it bites him in the ass. The only major policy position where I think he's way off is trade/tariffs. Other than that, he gets my vote of course. And if he keeps hammering away at the Democrat record of black genocide and destruction, that gets me to cheerlead for him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:32 AM (9P3OG)

81 Johnson and Weld: LINO's!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 23, 2016 08:32 AM (97XyN)

82 Maybe they actually paid attention to his Milwaukee speech.Posted by: joe, living dangerously 


I'm sure that's true, he moved from 4% to 14% African-American support.

Extrapolate that across the entire country, it's huge. But at nearly the same moment he appeared to lose some middle-class support. So there's that. Whatever 'that' is.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:33 AM (ZFUt7)

83 100 year old gets high school diploma.

"I didn't like it, because women should have education, too," Picciuto said.

Should have education?! You want to try that again? Fuck me! Look, you either should have an education or you should be educated! SHIT!!!

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2016 08:33 AM (k0G44)

84 Any idea how Syria feels about eliminating the national sovereign borders of their country, and just allowing anybody to wander around the country unfettered?


Cuba?

North Korea?

Russia?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:35 AM (ptqRm)

85 83 100 year old gets high school diploma.

"I didn't like it, because women should have education, too," Picciuto said.

Should have education?! You want to try that again? Fuck me! Look, you either should have an education or you should be educated! SHIT!!!
Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2016 08:33 AM (k0G44)


If she gets left back, she may never get out of homeroom alive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:35 AM (9P3OG)

86 Criminal enterprise may have left paper trail of criminal activity

http://tinyurl.com/jby8cj5
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:06 AM (ptqRm)

Republican controlled congress to spring into action with the same commitment, resolve and success they used to resolve Fast & Furious, Benghazi, IRS, Solyndra and all of the other illegal activities perpetrated by this administration.

Isn't that right, Speaker Ryan and Leader McConnell?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 23, 2016 08:35 AM (4ng05)

87 @77 "..I've gained an appreciation for a lot of music from the 80's that I poo-pooed."- J.J. Sefton

Pleas tell me you are still poo-pooing Boy George.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (SXa8W)

88 Any idea how Syria feels about eliminating the national sovereign borders of their country, and just allowing anybody to wander around the country unfettered?


Cuba?

North Korea?

Russia?


Ask Mexico in regards to their southern border.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (gJBE5)

89 OK, I want to know where the hell this person works...

At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

http://tinyurl.com/zrrgdlh

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

90 That great libertarian, Gary Johnson, believes in Global Warming and wants a carbon tax.


Does that include a new carbon tax for smoking marijuana?

Killing Gaia to get high...tsk tsk...

Bad libertarians! Bad!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (HGtd0)

91 >>And if he keeps hammering away at the Democrat record of black genocide and destruction, that gets me to cheerlead for him. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:32 AM (9P3OG)

One would think that after decades of electoral servitude (and broken promises), Black America's leaders would think, Hey, the GOP needs us so very badly that we ought to present them with a shopping list.

If Obamaphones and foodstamps could be priced out favorably against the ultimate big-dollar-cost of Dem leadership, it might almost be worth considering...

Posted by: General Zod at August 23, 2016 08:37 AM (Bdeb0)

92 Today in my blog, a signal boost to the CLFA August book bomb.

Moronette Anonymous-9 has a book on the list.

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 08:37 AM (Om16U)

93 Patrick Caudell the Democrat pollster who is on Fox News all the time has said you can not derive anything from the current polls on Scankles and Trump. He says he has never seen anything like this with the polls undergoing radical swings every day for no apparent reason. He even said they are rigged.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 08:38 AM (mpXpK)

94 Relations are tense between Austria & Turkey

When, exactly, did we return to the 17th century?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:38 AM (B+qrE)

95 How do we know the pickle jar lid wasn't pre-loosened, eh?

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 08:40 AM (Om16U)

96 It would be awesome if Preezy Four Putt got roundly booed at every stop he makes in LA.

But, unfortunately, that's just a beautiful beautiful dream...

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2016 08:40 AM (HGtd0)

97
Hillary Clinton opened a pickle jar on nation wide television last night to prove she's strong enough to be president.


First those hands, then that slavering naw!

-- #1 on list of the 10 things pickles fear most

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2016 08:41 AM (BK3ZS)

98 Pat Caudell is just about the only Democrat I have respect for. And Sheriff Clarke.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 08:41 AM (+FSld)

99 94
When, exactly, did we return to the 17th century?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:38 AM (B+qrE)

Jan 2009

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

100 94 Relations are tense between Austria & Turkey

When, exactly, did we return to the 17th century?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:38 AM (B+qrE)

This time you don't have me

Posted by: Jan Sobieski at August 23, 2016 08:41 AM (Om16U)

101 Crony Capitalists warn of Yellow Peril unless TPP passes:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/
u-s-faces-setback-in-asia-if-tpp-trade-deal-doesnt-pass-1471814373?mod=e2fb
Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:26 AM (O7MnT)

We shall call this masterpiece - Bride of Brexit Campaign of Fear

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 23, 2016 08:41 AM (4ng05)

102 That great libertarian, Gary Johnson, believes in Global Warming and wants a carbon tax.


He and Weld keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2016 08:42 AM (0mRoj)

103 94 Relations are tense between Austria & Turkey

When, exactly, did we return to the 17th century?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:38 AM (B+qrE)

If only we could return to the late 17th century. The Turks got their asses kicked & it was all down hill for them.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2016 08:42 AM (7HtZB)

104 100 94 Relations are tense between Austria & Turkey

When, exactly, did we return to the 17th century?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:38 AM (B+qrE)

This time you don't have me
Posted by: Jan Sobieski at August 23, 2016 08:41 AM (Om16U)

But we do have Leelee Sobieski, so we got that going for us.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2016 08:44 AM (7HtZB)

105 How did Gary Johnson get the LP nom?

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 08:44 AM (Om16U)

106 97
Hillary Clinton opened a pickle jar on nation wide television last night to prove she's strong enough to be president.
---------------------

Now for our next magic trick, the blubbering fat ass can walk up a stairwell without 6 handlers and a bag of donuts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 08:44 AM (voOPb)

107 But we do have Leelee Sobieski, so we got that going for us.
Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2016 08:44 AM (7HtZB)

How many brigades of winged Hussars does she have?

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 08:45 AM (Om16U)

108 That great libertarian, Gary Johnson, believes in Global Warming and wants a carbon tax.

And the carbon tax will remove carbon from stuff. Or something.

Our national IQ has got to be bottoming out, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:46 AM (B+qrE)

109 87 @77 "..I've gained an appreciation for a lot of music from the 80's that I poo-pooed."- J.J. Sefton

Pleas tell me you are still poo-pooing Boy George.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (SXa8W)


Well, I do like the title track from "The Crying Game" but then again, that was from '93.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG)

110 The old hag is pickled.

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2016 08:47 AM (k0G44)

111 102 "That great libertarian, Gary Johnson, believes in Global Warming and wants a carbon tax. "


Does anyone know what Pence thinks about these?

Posted by: jwest at August 23, 2016 08:47 AM (Zs4uk)

112 1984: It's morning in America.

2016: Watch me open this pickle jar.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM (B+qrE)

113 How much does the public really know about Hillary's position on anything?
All everyone reads is Trump said this crazy thing...Hillary remains quiet, and the MSM doesn't really cover her that much...Other than fund raising, when has she really said much except the canned things she has said many times before about her experience in government.

Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM (toJdI)

114 At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

http://tinyurl.com/zrrgdlh
Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.

Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM (nyYhO)

115 Gateway Pundit has a photo of Hillary at the Nantucket fundraiser. Everyone else is in tanks and t-shirts, she's wearing a heavy coat and long pants.

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 08:49 AM (Om16U)

116 From the 'What I learned from the Comcast homepage today' file:

Comcast has a realistic photo of a species that roamed the earth 75 million years ago. It looks a little plastic, but also lifelike.

But enough about Barbara Streisand.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 23, 2016 08:49 AM (4ng05)

117 According to Venezuelan President Maduro it is much better to die on your knees from socialism than live on your feet in an oppressive capitalist economy.

Posted by: Ripley at August 23, 2016 08:50 AM (1BQGO)

118 Opened a pickle jar ? Srsly ?
*facepalm*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 23, 2016 08:51 AM (Z8DIA)

119 How much does the public really know about Hillary's position on anything?

a. Here's enough new free shit to satifice the usual suspects.

b. Cronyism for the connected.

c. Blame Bush when we get our asses kicked in the next war.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:51 AM (B+qrE)

120 You really think Ronald Reagan could have opened a jar of pickles when he was president! I seriously doubt it. I am really starting to rethink everything I ever believed about this woman. This Hillary Clinton. *turns head slightly to gaze into the stars*

Posted by: Dang at August 23, 2016 08:51 AM (k0G44)

121 "How much does the public really know about Hillary's position on anything?



Posted by: Colin"

She likes villages, which sounds cool to hipsters so she will get their vote.

Posted by: Ripley at August 23, 2016 08:52 AM (1BQGO)

122 According to Venezuelan President Maduro it is much better to die on your knees from socialism than live on your feet in an oppressive capitalist economy.




Keep starving your people and you'll get your wish.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 08:53 AM (gJBE5)

123 Venezuelan President Maduro

Speaking of places that would better off with a jar of pickles as President.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:53 AM (B+qrE)

124 And if he keeps hammering away at the Democrat record of black genocide and destruction, that gets me to cheerlead for him. Posted by: J.J. Sefton 

Consider this... looking at the LaTimes poll African-American support rose while middle-class support dropped. After 'the speech'. There could be a contingent of middle-class voters who see a zero sum game here.

Net gain. None. Actually slippage.

Still want to hammer away?

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:53 AM (ZFUt7)

125 Fox reporting a US troop killed in Helmand Province, Afghanistan.

Will anyone notice?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 08:53 AM (1ZOkK)

126 "How many brigades of winged Hussars does she have?"

She has a nice face, and rack.
I have no idea of the depth of her intellect, or her moral character.

I think I'll stick with the Hussars.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:54 AM (ptqRm)

127 Did anyone actually hear the dome "pop" when she twisted the lid?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:55 AM (ptqRm)

128 114 At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

http://tinyurl.com/zrrgdlh
Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.
Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM (nyYhO)

She seems like an extremely unpleasant person.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2016 08:55 AM (0mRoj)

129 120 You really think Ronald Reagan could have opened a jar of pickles when he was president! I seriously doubt it. I am really starting to rethink everything I ever believed about this woman. This Hillary Clinton. *turns head slightly to gaze into the stars*



Thinks back to when PRESIDENT Reagan rode horses while POTUS.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 08:55 AM (gJBE5)

130 Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.

I think it's the newly sobered part. Of course it's evil now that she isn't doing it. Um, plenty of people can drink socially and not have a problem. I'm sorry she can't, but it's her problem not everyone else's.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 08:55 AM (9nt94)

131 looking at the LaTimes poll

Submitted: Polls in 2016 mean exactly jack shit.

See: Brexit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:56 AM (B+qrE)

132 How do we know the pickle jar lid wasn't pre-loosened, eh?Posted by: @votermom


Colin Powell was spotted backstage hiding behind some wood.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:57 AM (ZFUt7)

133 Thinks back to when PRESIDENT Reagan rode horses while POTUS.

Chopped wood...shirtless.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:57 AM (B+qrE)

134 Well, I do like the title track from "The Crying Game" but then again, that was from '93.

--

A great movie, btw.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 08:58 AM (+FSld)

135 125 Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 08:53 AM (ZFUt7)

I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're saying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:58 AM (9P3OG)

136 134 A great movie, btw.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 08:58 AM (+FSld)


My mom called it "The Crying Shame." For obvious reasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (9P3OG)

137 Soo
it's 2 months since Brexit. Let us count the immense damage wrought on the Brits - not including the late nite idiots (Bee, JO, etc) who opined prior to the vote that the much smarter than you Brits would just say "nay", and then suddenly dropped Brexit as a topic faster than hot tea...

"Financial crisis" ... none
"Oil price collapse" ... nope
"Massive unemployment" ... unexpectedly higher
"Britain exports collapse" ... ditto
"financial giants to leave London" ... ditto
"UK stock market collapse" ... there's a theme here

You know, one might begin to think that our betters aren't really, well, better.

But hey, the prediction that the pound Sterling would be down against the dollar was spot on, so hey, predictions were GREAT!!!

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (C9pBZ)

138 Chopped wood...shirtless.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:57 AM (B+qrE)



I suspect if it would gain our vote Hillary would go shirtless.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (22uju)

139 So the argument really is "I can open a jar by myself...vote for me"?

Really?

That's the best she has going for her?

Shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (ptqRm)

140 Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.

Yup. She interprets every interaction with a man as a microaggression, then blames her drinking problem on the Patriarchy.

It never occurs to Kristi Coulter that her own self-absorption might have something to do with her misery.

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 09:00 AM (O7MnT)

141 So I see Vince Foster's file has gone missing from the National Archives.

*yawns* *sips coffee*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:00 AM (1ZOkK)

142 139 So the argument really is "I can open a jar by myself...vote for me"?

Really?

That's the best she has going for her?

Shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (ptqRm)


2012 = binders full of women

2016 = drawers full of can openers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 09:00 AM (9P3OG)

143 Thinks back to when PRESIDENT Reagan rode horses while POTUS.



Chopped wood...shirtless.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:57 AM (B+qrE)

Hillary can ride a genuine electrified scooter, shirtless, I'll pass on see that.

Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2016 09:00 AM (toJdI)

144 141 So I see Vince Foster's file has gone missing from the National Archives.

*yawns* *sips coffee*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:00 AM (1ZOkK)


Is that a folder in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 09:01 AM (9P3OG)

145 But hey, the prediction that the pound Sterling would be down against the dollar was spot on, so hey, predictions were GREAT!!!

--

Yes, and it's supposedly sparked a big uptick in tourism to Britain, as people from all over the world are traveling there now that it's less expensive. Which boosts the economy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 09:02 AM (+FSld)

146 Submitted: Polls in 2016 mean exactly jack shit. See: Brexit.Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) 

Maybe. But say you have a tire guage which is off by 10 psi. You check your tires and it says 24 psi. The next day 22 psi. The next day 20 psi.

You're still getting worthwhile information. Not accurate, but worthwhile.

Yes, the worst Brexit poll was off by somewhere around 14 points.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:02 AM (ZFUt7)

147 So I see Vince Foster's file has gone missing from the National Archives. "

Sandy "Burglar" again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2016 09:02 AM (C9pBZ)

148 138 Chopped wood...shirtless.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 23, 2016 08:57 AM (B+qrE)



I suspect if it would gain our vote Hillary would go shirtless.


Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (22uju

And some of you wonder why you get banned.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 09:03 AM (voOPb)

149 89 OK, I want to know where the hell this person works...

At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

http://tinyurl.com/zrrgdlh

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

Clinton campaign HQ?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:03 AM (u0lmX)

150 If you want real KFC, don't go to KFC. KFC restaurants use MSG instead of the Colonel's 11 herbs spices.

Posted by: Wendy at August 23, 2016 09:04 AM (bpemY)

151 Yeah, I still want to know where that office is that has an open bar on every floor.

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 09:05 AM (O7MnT)

152
I thought Kristi Coulter was a dig at Ann.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 09:05 AM (9P3OG)

153 1) The L.A. Times poll, I hear, is not included in the Real Clear Politics average. If true, why?

2) Why has Trump canceled three campaign events?

3) As always, the state polls follow the national polling, anyone seeing any state polls showing a movement toward Trump?

4) Gateway Pundit is all in on a Trump win. If you want any shred--however slim--that Trump is doing good, go there, LOL!

5) She opened a pickle jar. Can you imagine the non-stop mockery from SNL, Daily Show on down if that was a Republican?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:05 AM (77emZ)

154 I heard John Oliver "destroyed" Trump. /s

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:05 AM (fA75F)

155 and it's supposedly sparked a big uptick in tourism to Britain,"

Indeed. As "tourism" was to take a hit from Brexit, this summer's increased travel was, to coin a term, "unexpected"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2016 09:06 AM (C9pBZ)

156 I think a good response by Trump would be if he were to show himself getting his own goddamned iced tea.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 23, 2016 09:06 AM (eytER)

157 SCAD (Savannah College of Art and Design) bought a building in ATL that had belonged to a computer tech company, and each floor (!!) had a coffee bar, and they had a dance floor, complete with disco ball, and a margarita bar.

They went bust, I have no idea why.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:06 AM (1ZOkK)

158
142 139 So the argument really is "I can open a jar by myself...vote for me"?

Really?

That's the best she has going for her?

Shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (ptqRm)

Waaaay too easy to fake.

Secret Service man twists off lid, puts it loosely back on jar, hands it to Hill. Cameras go on.

Hill takes the lid off, like any 5 year old child would be able to do, and says, "See? I'm strong!!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:07 AM (u0lmX)

159 OK, I want to know where the hell this person works...

Imaginaryland?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2016 09:07 AM (C9pBZ)

160 If you love KFC, there's a KFC-scented sunscreen coming out. Seriously. Saw it on what passes for the news this morning.

Begs the question, "Why the hell?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:07 AM (1ZOkK)

161 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 08:54 AM (ptqRm)

After playing Joan of Arc a while ago she said the role taught her that war wasn't the solution to anything. Jan she ain't (although apparently she is a direct descendent.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 23, 2016 09:08 AM (GDulk)

162 89 OK, I want to know where the hell this person works...

At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

http://tinyurl.com/zrrgdlh

Jeezus. She needs to lighten up & have a drink. And get me a sammich.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2016 09:08 AM (7HtZB)

163 I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're saying.Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I was attempting to be subtle. Okay. Perhaps there are many middle-class voters who see any effort to push African-American voters forward will impact them negatively.

That is one possible explanation for why one group moved up at the exact time another group moved down.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:08 AM (ZFUt7)

164 Because that's what modern feminism teaches women: Put yourself at the center of the universe and blame men for any and all unhappiness.

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 09:09 AM (O7MnT)

165 2) Why has Trump canceled three campaign events?



What days? The days he was in LA? Because he was in Austin yesterday and is scheduled to be in Tampa, FL and Jackson, MS today.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 09:09 AM (gJBE5)

166 Hill takes the lid off, like any 5 year old child would be able to do, and says, "See? I'm strong!!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:07 AM


Of course she could open it. They told her it was a jar of 180 proof moonshine

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2016 09:10 AM (ZQfW9)

167 If you want real KFC, go to Marion-Kay spices and order a jar of Chicken Seasoning 99-X. It's the original blend Harland Sanders contracted with Marion-Kay to make for him before the corporatists bought him out and messed with the recipe.

It's delicious. I make it very often and it's a crowd favorite.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 23, 2016 09:10 AM (eytER)

168 Morning all

Late start for me today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:10 AM (zp+j1)

169 >>So the argument really is "I can open a jar by myself...vote for me"?


You can almost imagine the conversation between the Kimmel show and Hillary's people:

Kimmel: OK, to show she's healthy we'd like to take her out on the street to meet people who ask her silly health questions....

Hillary's Handler: Well, she's not good at walking unassisted, and she can't process spontaneous questions.

Kimmel: OK, we'll have people in the audience with prepared questions, and she and I can walk into the seating area to meet them...

Hillary's Handler: Well, she can't do stairs, and given her balance issues we don't want her standing on an uneven surface.

Kimmel: OK, we'll have her stand up and do the standard DUI test - touch her nose while standing on one foot...oh, wait,..

Hillary's Handler: Yeah, no.

Kimmel: Pushup? Jumping Jacks...?

Hillary's Handler: *Glares in annoyance*

Kimmel: How about we have her open a pickle jar!!!

Hillary's Handler: Maybe, but we will provide the jar...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:10 AM (NOIQH)

170 How does opening a pickle jar prove that someone doesn't have a serious brain condition, such as has been hinted at with Cankles? "Hey, I can walk! Just look at me sharpen this pencil!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 09:11 AM (+FSld)

171 So the argument really is "I can open a jar by myself...vote for me"?


You do know the jar was pre-opened right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:12 AM (zp+j1)

172  1) The L.A. Times poll, I hear, is not included in the Real Clear Politics average. If true, why?


Totally different methodology than the RCP. Apples and oranges. LaTimes is polling the same group of voters, day after day. It's an interesting concept. How accurate is to be determined.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:12 AM (ZFUt7)

173 168 Morning all

Late start for me today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:10 AM (zp+j1)


How many poor patients have you hacked away at?

j/k, j/k.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 09:12 AM (voOPb)

174 128 114 At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

http://tinyurl.com/zrrgdlh
Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.
Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM (nyYhO)

She seems like an extremely unpleasant person.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2016 08:55 AM (0mRoj)



Just read the article.

How has this delightful woman stayed single for so long?


Like most alkies, she considers alcohol a drug.

and specifically, a drug to handle her disappointments in life, which are totally not of her own making and everyone else's fault!!!!111!!!!

Someone needs AA and the Twelve Step Program badly, bu-u-u-u-ut she's much too smart and sophisticated for that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2016 09:12 AM (HGtd0)

175 Israeli scientists announce breakthrough in cancer research
A new Israeli study reveals how melanoma spreads to other organs with fatal consequences. Researchers discover chemicals to block growth.

On a related note, muslims are now using 12 year olds as homicide bombers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:14 AM (zp+j1)

176 How many poor patients have you hacked away at?

j/k, j/k.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 09:12 AM (voOPb)

None yet...I am hacking away at a roll with butter and cheese at the moment

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:14 AM (zp+j1)

177 Ace should do a tope ten."Other Hillary Clinton Feats of Strength"

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:16 AM (fA75F)

178 >>On a related note, muslims are now using 12 year olds as homicide bombers


Ah, diversity! All cutures are equal!! Not.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:16 AM (NOIQH)

179 100 year old gets high school diploma.

Still hope for Biden, then.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2016 09:16 AM (nIGPZ)

180 IDF raids West Bank weapons facilities
In its largest raid of the year, five different battalions confiscated 22 lathes and 54 weapons from West Bank factories; two Palestinians who allegedly ran the factories were arrested; operation was accompanied by violent disturbances, but nobody was injured.

Palis building peace one gun at time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:16 AM (zp+j1)

181 SNL suggestion: Hillary opening a pickle jar, while wearing an "I Pooped Today!" tee-shirt.




Somewhere Sarah Palin is going "Really...that's your best, a f'n pickle jar?".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 09:17 AM (ptqRm)

182 175
Israeli scientists announce breakthrough in cancer research

A new Israeli study reveals how melanoma spreads to other organs
with fatal consequences. Researchers discover chemicals to block growth.




Husband's cousin's wife died of melanoma. It was awful. He's on the board of the foundation now.


Another acquaintance lost his healthy, active, youngish wife to it as well.


After all these years, and all the money spent, it seems we should be way closer to finding cures for the various forms of cancer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:18 AM (1ZOkK)

183 OK, I want to know where the hell this person works...

Imaginary land?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 23, 2016 09:07 AM (C9pBZ)


Yeah, somebody watched too many episodes of "Mad Men".


That Don Draper guy in her office is such a bastard!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2016 09:19 AM (HGtd0)

184 Drudge's "Black Woodstock" in Atlanta link...

"It's time for black people to get pissed off about being taken for granted."

By whom, exactly? The Democrat party? Unfortunately, no. It was said by a very strong opponent of Trump. They'll never learn.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 09:19 AM (+FSld)

185 I worked in advertising in ATL way back. It was party central. We worked hard, and partied harder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:19 AM (1ZOkK)

186 163 I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're saying.Posted by:J.J. Sefton

I was attempting to be subtle. Okay. Perhaps there are many middle-class voters who see any effort to push African-American voters forward will impact them negatively.

That is one possible explanation for why one group moved up at the exact time another group moved down.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:08 AM (ZFUt7)


I don't see the causality of pointing out the failing of Democrat policy to blacks translating into other voters shifting away from Trump. That said, his reaching out to Bernie voters makes no sense and even raises an eyebrow, but it doesn't mean I'll not vote for him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 09:20 AM (9P3OG)

187 "Ace should do a tope ten."Other Hillary Clinton Feats of Strength"

Combine it with the annual Festivus Airing of grievances.

Win-win!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 09:20 AM (ptqRm)

188 So, for Festivus, Hillary opens pickle jars?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:20 AM (77emZ)

189 Speaking of diversity --- well, insanity:

It's summertime, and summer in Germany means being molested at a swimming pool --- especially if you are a pre-pubescent girl.

It was not always like that. Prior to last year's wave of refugees,
such incidents were rare. But now they are commonplace in German
swimming pools.

The following article describes a solution proposed by the
authorities responsible for overseeing swimming pools: a suggestion for
young girls that they wear stick-on tattoos that say "NO" when they
swim, so the would-be molesters will leave them alone.



No words.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:21 AM (NOIQH)

190 Didn't the media get excited about Obama swatting a fly or something early in his presidency?

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:21 AM (fA75F)

191 Of course, she airs grievances year 'round.

Then there is the whole Moloch worship . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:21 AM (77emZ)

192 184 Drudge's "Black Woodstock" in Atlanta link...

"It's time for black people to get pissed off about being taken for granted."

By whom, exactly? The Democrat party? Unfortunately, no. It was said by a very strong opponent of Trump. They'll never learn.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 09:19 AM (+FSld


It has never been tried, and certainly not as directly and in perfect pitch as Trump did. And if it peels off even just 5% of their vote, it's significant.

Beyond the election, I think it's the morally just thing to do as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 09:21 AM (9P3OG)

193 128 114 At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

http://tinyurl.com/zrrgdlh
Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.
Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM (nyYhO)

Sounds like a weird withdrawal syndrome - she's seeing and smelling booze everywhere. She write about how her PHARMACY has beer on tap and dudes are lined up there to fill up growlers.

Now I live in Wisconsin, a place with pretty lax laws regarding the sale of liquor. You can in fact buy booze and beer at the suburban CVS'es here, something which struck me as rather bizarre when I moved back here from the east coast. But even here, you don't have beer on tap at the Pharmacy so you can down a cold Leinies while waiting for your prescription to be filled.

She's seeing booze everywhere she goes.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:21 AM (u0lmX)

194 "She's seeing booze everywhere she goes."

If you can hear the alcohol whistle, you might be an alcoholic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 09:23 AM (ptqRm)

195 At the office, every desk near mine has a bottle of wine or liquor on it in case people are too lazy to walk the 50 feet to one of the well stocked communal bars we've built on our floor.

-------------------------

Hillary's office, with the email server in the washoom

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2016 09:23 AM (/CIN4)

196 How does opening a pickle jar prove that someone doesn't have a serious brain condition, such as has been hinted at with Cankles? "Hey, I can walk! Just look at me sharpen this pencil!"
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 09:11 AM (+FSld)

It was loosened ahead of time I'm sure. Even a healthy person at her age would likely have trouble with a seriously tight pickle jar.

It's simply an attempt to make her seem healthy by doing something that proves nothing. But it does show the health angle is having an effect.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 23, 2016 09:24 AM (Ee2nz)

197 It was loosened ahead of time I'm sure. Even a healthy person at her age would likely have trouble with a seriously tight pickle jar.

It's simply an attempt to make her seem healthy by doing something that proves nothing. But it does show the health angle is having an effect.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 23, 2016 09:24 AM (Ee2nz)


Maybe, Kust maybe, it was also a subtle dig at The FAB: Old Pickle Puss?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:26 AM (zp+j1)

198 Ace should do a tope ten."Other Hillary Clinton Feats of Strength"

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:16 AM (fA75F)




11) Hillary! peeled off the adhesive tab on her Depends without Huma's help.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2016 09:26 AM (HGtd0)

199 Gateway Pundit has a photo of Hillary at the Nantucket fundraiser. Everyone else is in tanks and t-shirts, she's wearing a heavy coat and long pants.Posted by: @votermom 


Somebody on #WheresHillary has photo of suspicious bump in Hillary's pants along with medical drawing of catheter bag placement. There's a couple photographs I've seen of similar bumps. That perhaps explains the slacks. She has been diagnosed with deep vein thrombosis which would imply blood thinners. Not sure if that would effect her internal thermostat.

Sometimes old people just like to 'layer up' even on the hottest days.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:26 AM (ZFUt7)

200 No words.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:21 AM (NOIQH)

I have a solution but it will get me banned. It's going to come to that anyways.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (Ee2nz)

201 A temporary tattoo in Germany would, of course, not say "No."
It would say "Nein," nicht wahr?
And there's just something about Nine that sets those refugees off...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (tIja6)

202 >>She's seeing booze everywhere she goes.


I couldn't get past the first few paragraphs, too angry. Just love how nowadays when a person has an issue it's not them, it's something much, much bigger - some system keeping them down or whatnot. "The infuriating reasons women drink?"No. It's why *you* drink. Leave the rest of us out of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (NOIQH)

203 182 175
Israeli scientists announce breakthrough in cancer research

A new Israeli study reveals how melanoma spreads to other organs
with fatal consequences. Researchers discover chemicals to block growth.
-----------
Cell shifters now?


////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (voOPb)

204 How is opening a jar of pickles a sign of good health? shouldnt it be lets say walking a mile in 15 minutes, which would be pretty good for someone her age or doing five squats or sit ups or something like that?

Posted by: IC at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (KTFfX)

205 All the leftists who've been cracking sick jokes about Ronald Reagan's alleged dementia aren't handling it very well now that their 'Historic First Woman' is self-evidently brain-damaged.

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (O7MnT)

206 Ace should do a tope ten."Other Hillary Clinton Feats of Strength"

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:16 AM (fA75F)



Hillary licked a 50 cent stamp before sticking it on an e-mail to Chelsea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2016 09:29 AM (X6fMO)

207 Somebody on #WheresHillary has photo of suspicious bump in Hillary's pants




So he can't pole vault. At 69, who expects him to?
Oh, different suspicious bump.
I thought you meant like the one under Michael Obama's purple dress.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 09:31 AM (gJBE5)

208 THE PRESIDENT IS RIDING A PADDLELESS CANOE THROUGH THE FLOODING IN LAS ANGELES?!

Posted by: Al Sharptato at August 23, 2016 09:31 AM (DHDiP)

209 >>>Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.
Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM (nyYhO)

I could not read the whole article.
What a whiny insufferable cunt.
Men have been drinking beer to forget the suckage of life for centuries.
Milwaukee didn't get famous for nothing.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2016 09:31 AM (kJ5Il)

210 >>"Other Hillary Clinton Feats of Strength"


She can drive herself to the store?
Nope, hasn't driven or shopped in decades.

She can manage her own schedule?
Nope, that's what Huma does.

Hillary's emails showed that she cannot even:
-- fax
--get her own iced tea (or even ask directly - it involved getting one aide to ask another aide)
--program her dvr

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:31 AM (NOIQH)

211 And isn't it sexist to have her open a pickle jar?

I mean, we all know women can't open jars and need a man around to do it for them.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:31 AM (77emZ)

212 201 A temporary tattoo in Germany would, of course, not say "No."
It would say "Nein," nicht wahr?
And there's just something about Nine that sets those refugees off...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (tIja6)

Shouldn't it be in Arabic?

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (Om16U)

213 Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 23, 2016 09:10 AM (eytER)

--

I've never heard of 99x seasoning, so I looked it up. I wish it came in something smaller than 25oz for $30. That's a lot of seasoning!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (+FSld)

214 Stumped by Trump's success? Take a drive outside US cities

http://nypost.com/2016/08/22/stumped-by-trumps-success-take-a-drive-outside-us-cities/

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (nIGPZ)

215 All the leftists who've been cracking sick jokes about Ronald Reagan's alleged dementia aren't handling it very well now that their 'Historic First Woman' is self-evidently brain-damaged.




Now is the time to kick them into the fetal position and then curb stomp them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (gJBE5)

216 Feats of strength:

Hillary Clinton once wrestled an Aol free cd away from Colin Powell.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (ZFUt7)

217 I couldn't get past the first few paragraphs, too angry. Just love how nowadays when a person has an issue it's not them, it's something much, much bigger - some system keeping them down or whatnot. "The infuriating reasons women drink?"No. It's why *you* drink. Leave the rest of us out of it.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (NOIQH)

Same here. I don't drink. Although drunkenness is a sin, I don't have a problem with drinking per se. However, I have a bad tendency to overindulge in things I enjoy. Best not to find out I really like alcohol.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (Ee2nz)

218 Hillary just looks frail and sick.

And when she's having neuro issues, crazy.

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 09:33 AM (Om16U)

219 Re: the "No" tattoo. I guess "Get your filthy goat-f****r hands off of me" would take up too much room? A shame...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 23, 2016 09:34 AM (+FSld)

220 Feats of strength:

wiped her own ass and flushed and pulled her pants back up

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 23, 2016 09:34 AM (/CIN4)

221 219 Re: the "No" tattoo. I guess "Get your filthy goat-f****r hands off of me" would take up too much room? A shame...


--

A culturally sensitive temporary tattoo would be "My dad will kill you and your family if you touch me"

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 09:35 AM (Om16U)

222 Stumped by Trump's success? Take a drive outside US cities

http://nypost.com/2016/08/22/stumped-by-trumps-success-take-a-drive-outside-us-cities/
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (nIGPZ)


I read that. There is a phenomenom in Israel polling. If you remember the last Election, ALL the polling showed Netanyahu's opponents up. But when it all ended he won and won big. What happened was the "Elites" never really get out of Tel Aviv and the other left wing ghettos. They "assume" everyone thinks like them and it effects who and how they poll.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:35 AM (zp+j1)

223 >>How is opening a jar of pickles a sign of good health? shouldnt it be
lets say walking a mile in 15 minutes, which would be pretty good for
someone her age or doing five squats or sit ups or something like that?


My dad is 82. He skis black diamonds, loves the bumps.
He also works out at the gym 3-4 times a week all year round.
That's good health, not opening some dang pickle jar.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:35 AM (NOIQH)

224 Well, I must say: Hillary opening that pickle jar is not surprising.

I mean, she's developed a vise-like grip from using that walker so much.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:35 AM (77emZ)

225 A temporary tattoo in Germany would, of course, not say "No."
It would say "Nein," nicht wahr?
And there's just something about Nine that sets those refugees off...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 23, 2016 09:27 AM (tIja6)

Shouldn't it be in Arabic?

Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (Om16U)



Look Abdul!!!

She's done been branded as one of our sex cattle.

"No" infidels allowed!

Alu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!!!

Posted by: Everyday Muslim Swimmer in Germany at August 23, 2016 09:35 AM (HGtd0)

226 Amy Schumer, is attention whoring again. Says her "liberal politics may hurt" her career, but she "doesn't care." At Newsbusters.

Seriously, Amy? If you were conservative, hell yes your career would suffer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:36 AM (1ZOkK)

227 Stumped by Trump's success? Take a drive outside US cities http://nypost.com/2016/08/22/stumped-by-trumps-success-take-a-drive-outside-us-cities/Posted by: Mr. Peebles 


Read that this morning. Since I'm in Pennsylvania, it's interesting. I've only seen one huge Trump sign like what he mentioned. It said

President Trump
get over it.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:36 AM (ZFUt7)

228 Best not to find out I really like alcohol.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (Ee2nz)

Who "Likes" alcohol? It tastes like, well alcohol! But the high is nice.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:36 AM (zp+j1)

229 Hilary's feats of strength - unwrapped a Werther's Original hard candy all by herself.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2016 09:36 AM (7HtZB)

230 Read that this morning. Since I'm in Pennsylvania, it's interesting. I've only seen one huge Trump sign like what he mentioned. It said

President Trump
get over it.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:36 AM (ZFUt7)


Where do you live?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:37 AM (zp+j1)

231 Amy Schumer, is attention whoring again. Says her "liberal politics may hurt" her career, but she "doesn't care."

I recall Lucille Ball saying the same thing. Almost word for word.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 23, 2016 09:37 AM (PFy0L)

232 Now is the time to kick them into the fetal position and then curb stomp them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (gJBE5)


In a figurative way, right rick?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 09:37 AM (voOPb)

233 I mean, it's the same vise-grip she used to keep from falling when they have to help her up the stairs.


It's also the same grip she uses when standing at the lectern to keep from falling.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:37 AM (77emZ)

234 I was attempting to be subtle. Okay. Perhaps there are many middle-class voters who see any effort to push African-American voters forward will impact them negatively.

That is one possible explanation for why one group moved up at the exact time another group moved down.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:08 AM (ZFUt7)

I know suburban Dem parents who really resent the idea of vouchers. "It's not fair because our kids don't get them."

Not to mention that they don't like the idea of inner city kids going to school with their snowflakes.

They really don't care very much about the public schools in the inner cities or the inner cities themselves. They claim to care about black poverty - but only from a distance. Don't want those types to get too close.

So actually it's no surprise to me at all that there are Dem voters who will react negatively to any real attempts to help blacks. They're quite and happy with the present system - get black votes, pay lip service to pc, without having to actually deal with black people.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:37 AM (u0lmX)

235 So the MSM is filled with the story of the muslims stabbing and attempted beheading in VA right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:38 AM (zp+j1)

236 231 Amy Schumer, is attention whoring again. Says her "liberal politics may hurt" her career, but she "doesn't care."

Oh, she's so brave!!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:38 AM (u0lmX)

237 I'm trying to think of the last photo of Hillary's arms.

Just how atrophied are they?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:39 AM (77emZ)

238 Where do you live?Posted by: Nevergiveup 

Couple minutes from Valley Forge, Pennsylvania.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:39 AM (ZFUt7)

239 Mein Fuhrer, I can walk and open a pickle jar!

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at August 23, 2016 09:40 AM (qlPzn)

240 Amy Schumer, is attention whoring again. Says her "liberal politics may hurt" her career, but she "doesn't care."

A liberal comic is so common it's cliche.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2016 09:40 AM (nIGPZ)

241 237 I'm trying to think of the last photo of Hillary's arms.

Just how atrophied are they?
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 23, 2016 09:39 AM (77emZ)

And do you have pictures?

Posted by: Horny T-Rex at August 23, 2016 09:41 AM (7HtZB)

242 >>>On a related note, muslims are now using 12 year olds as homicide bombers<<<

The JV may be young and small, but they pack a wallop!

Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2016 09:41 AM (2Mnv1)

243 Couple minutes from Valley Forge, Pennsylvania.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:39 AM (ZFUt7)


Your still kinda close to Philly...I think he was talking more about Wayne County and the like?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:41 AM (zp+j1)

244 209 Men have been drinking beer to forget the suckage of life for centuries.

Milwaukee didn't get famous for nothing.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2016 09:31 AM (kJ5Il)

Milwaukee has been declining for decades. All but one of the brewers have bailed out and moved elsewhere. Miller is the only beer with brewery in Milwaukee now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 09:41 AM (mpXpK)

245 Pickle jar?

Hell, I can open a rusted screw top on a bottle of Stoli that's been sitting in the musty basement of a defunct Arkansas law firm since 1992.

(hic)

Posted by: Hillary at August 23, 2016 09:42 AM (YqcVw)

246 My dad is 82. He skis black diamonds, loves the bumps.
He also works out at the gym 3-4 times a week all year round.
That's good health, not opening some dang pickle jar.


Posted by: Lizzy

I think we should vote for him for President.

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2016 09:42 AM (8ikIW)

247 MSLSD is whining about Barry "having to" visit Baton Rouge because "it costs money."

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:42 AM (1ZOkK)

248 Stumped by Trump's success? Take a drive outside US cities



http://nypost.com/2016/08/22/stumped-by-trumps-success-take-a-drive-outside-us-cities/

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (nIGPZ)

that's exactly what happened with Brexit - most major cities voted to stay, overwhelmingly, the rest of the country - leave. Leave prevailed.


Posted by: runner at August 23, 2016 09:42 AM (F52q4)

249 Fun Fact Of The Day: Number Of Blacks On Food Stamps Up 58.2% Since Obama Took Office

Sadly, Obama is proud of this.

Weasel Zippers

TRUMP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 23, 2016 09:43 AM (zp+j1)

250 I saw some book by Amy Shumer in Barnes & Noble (30% off!)Of course she is naked on the cover,showing her back from just abover her ass.She insists upon herself,that one.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:43 AM (fA75F)

251 >>Amy Schumer, is attention whoring again. Says her "liberal politics may hurt" her career, but she "doesn't care."

Well, her comedy is has been merged with her feminist politics. You have to agree with her politics to find her comedy funny.

Also, just read up on the controversy w/one of her show's writers, Kurt Metzger, and she seemed most interested in having him shut up so she wouldn't look bad - no free speech for you, just for me.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5skcg7

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)

252 Your still kinda close to Philly...I think he was talking more about Wayne County and the like?Posted by: Nevergiveup


I assumed because it was in the NY Post it was more upstate Pennsylvania. A New Yorker talking about the 'rubes'. Although it had a pretty favorable tone to the article.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:44 AM (ZFUt7)

253 >Democrats, they have more standards then anybody else.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2016 07:55 AM (ptqRm)

If it weren't for double standards, they'd have none at all.

Posted by: Lea at August 23, 2016 09:45 AM (lIU4e)

254 Amy Schumer, is attention whoring again. Says her "liberal politics may hurt" her career, but she "doesn't care."

Being an unfunny scrunt is what hurts her career.

Posted by: V the K at August 23, 2016 09:45 AM (O7MnT)

255 Now is the time to kick them into the fetal position and then curb stomp them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 09:32 AM (gJBE5)


In a figurative way, right rick?


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian




Lol. For once actually, yes. Never stop making fun of their candidate.
All goes back to "Don't start none. Won't be none".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2016 09:45 AM (gJBE5)

256 Also, just read up on the controversy w/one of her
show's writers, Kurt Metzger, and she seemed most interested in having
him shut up so she wouldn't look bad - no free speech for you, just for
me.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5skcg7



Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)


It's Rapey Tuesday again! Huzzah!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:45 AM (1ZOkK)

257 Three and a half hours of sleep.

Dad's booze privileges are about to get cut off.

I'm fucking tired of being everyone's backup with no backup myself.

You ever wonder why I'm LiB? I'm sick of trying to be a goddamn one-man fire brigade.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 23, 2016 09:45 AM (9krrF)

258 Did Crooked Hillary use her hands to open the pickle jar or her cootch?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 09:46 AM (LdMbv)

259 Her left wing politics are the reason she gets so much work.For now.Plus the whole "girl power" thing currently being pushed incessantly.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:46 AM (fA75F)

260 Apparently an ISIS fanatic tried to behead someone in Virginia Saturday - it is nowhere on US news. Suspect - a US born citizen who tried to go to Syria. Say, is Virginia a swing state ??

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2016 09:46 AM (F52q4)

261 Shumer is going to go the way of Margaret Cho.

Posted by: steevy at August 23, 2016 09:47 AM (fA75F)

262
Also, just read up on the controversy w/one of her show's writers, Kurt Metzger, and she seemed most interested in having him shut up so she wouldn't look bad - no free speech for you, just for me.


Wait, she has a show?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 23, 2016 09:47 AM (9krrF)

263 Individualism is no longer chic, group conformity is the norm.
Conformity is what fuels Progressivism, and I doubt I will be around to see that change.
Best for me to just be me.
Things always sort themselves out, and it's always messy, and sticky, and painful.

Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2016 09:48 AM (d6TTt)

264
Milwaukee has been declining for decades. All but one of the brewers have bailed out and moved elsewhere. Miller is the only beer with brewery in Milwaukee now.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 09:41 AM (mpXpK)

Forget Miller. We have some very good microbreweries around here and when I drink beer that's the kind I normally buy.

The best mass produced beer in Wisconsin is probably Leinenkugals, made in the sticks up North.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:48 AM (u0lmX)

265 OMG! The Washington Post is reporting that as a young man, Trump "pulled pigtails and threw rocks."

*heads for fainting couch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2016 09:49 AM (1ZOkK)

266 So actually it's no surprise to me at all that there are Dem voters who will react negatively to any real attempts to help blacks. They're quite and happy with the present system - get black votes, pay lip service to pc, without having to actually deal with black people. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:37 AM (u0lmX)


That's what I was insinuating. Actual event or helluva coincidence? Don't know. That's why this particular poll I'm finding so interesting. I don't think anything like it has ever been attempted.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 23, 2016 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)

267 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 23, 2016 09:49 AM (mpXpK)

268
258 Did Crooked Hillary use her hands to open the pickle jar or her cootch?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 09:46 AM (LdMbv)








The fumes ate away the sheet steel lid in less than three minutes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2016 09:49 AM (xxSK3)

269 That great libertarian, Gary Johnson, believes in Global Warming and wants a carbon tax.



Wait, did I say libertarian? I meant to say asshole/stooge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:47 AM (9P3OG)


When Murray Rothbard said that the state is the organization of robbery systematized and writ large, that was a condemnation, not a recommendation.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2016 09:49 AM (ry34m)

270 Things always sort themselves out, and it's always messy, and sticky, and painful.

Our task, of course, is to make sure it's messy, sticky, and painful for them.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 23, 2016 09:50 AM (9krrF)

271 >>Wait, she has a show?

Called "Inside Amy Schumer".


But don't you dare joke about her being promiscuous -- her favorite comedic subject, hence the show's name -- or you'll be labeled a slut-shamer and accused of making her feel unsafe. Yeah, her feminism does wonders for her comedy.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2016 09:50 AM (NOIQH)

272 The best mass produced beer in Wisconsin is probably Leinenkugals, made in the sticks up North.

Posted by: Donna

Miller acquired Leines in 1988

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2016 09:51 AM (8ikIW)

273 >Giving up alcohol opened my eyes to the infuriating truth about why women drink

This lady has bars in her office??? That sounds awesome, but if she's an alcoholic maybe she should get a new job.

Also, this article is nonsense. I had no problem as a 22 year old going to the bar with people and getting hot tea if I wanted. You know why? Because I didn't give a shit if anyone else approved.

Posted by: Lea at August 23, 2016 09:52 AM (lIU4e)

274 Follow-up story-

"101-year-old woman undergoes hip replacement after high school prom twerking incident."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 23, 2016 09:53 AM (wPiJc)

275 Yesterday the White House reported that the president WON'T be visiting LA since he would be focusing on getting vital federal aid out.
That was on ABC radio news.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2016 09:57 AM (ry34m)

276 So actually it's no surprise to me at all that there are Dem voters who will react negatively to any real attempts to help blacks. They're quite and happy with the present system - get black votes, pay lip service to pc, without having to actually deal with black people.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 23, 2016 09:37 AM (u0lmX)

I'm going to say it's not just Dem middle class parents who don't want vouchers. I saw them used by inner city kids to attend a Christian school one of my kids attended. It did not go well. You don't get the absolute disaster kids. For the most part though, you are getting kids with a range of academic and social issues that drag down the rest of the school. Their parent(s)/guardian(s) moan and complain about being asked to do or pay anything.

Here is what your nice suburban school is going to get if the inner city kids get vouchers:
1. Academically behind kids who you either flunk, spend inordinate amounts of time trying to help, or dumb things down. (Based on past results expect the last option.) Also cries of racism.
2. Increased behavioral problems. Also cries of racism.
3. Cries of racism.
4. Fleeing parents who want their kids to learn and don't have time to deal with all of the 1 and 2 nonsense.
5. Cries of racism.
6. Parents/guardians who complain about every little thing not given to them mainly because...racism.

BTW, this isn't a racial thing. The black kids who were being sent by parents who paid their way were like the rest of the kids there.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 23, 2016 09:57 AM (Ee2nz)

277 Yesterday the White House reported that the president WON'T be visiting LA since he would be focusing on getting vital federal aid out.
That was on ABC radio news.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2016 09:57 AM (ry34m)

Shouldn't vital Federal aid already be going out?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 23, 2016 09:58 AM (Ee2nz)

278 Hillary licked a 50 cent stamp before sticking it on an e-mail to Chelsea.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 23, 2016 09:29 AM (X6fMO)


Before or after peeling off the backing to expose the adhesive?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2016 10:01 AM (ry34m)

279 Get out of the state you're in!

Posted by: Private Idaho at August 23, 2016 10:06 AM (YqcVw)

280 I suspect if it would gain our vote Hillary would go shirtless.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 23, 2016 08:59 AM (22uju)


Well, it's not like you would be able to see her boobies in any case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2016 10:10 AM (oqkO3)

281 269 That great libertarian, Gary Johnson, believes in Global Warming and wants a carbon tax.



Wait, did I say libertarian? I meant to say asshole/stooge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2016 07:47 AM (9P3OG)

When Murray Rothbard said that the state is the organization of robbery systematized and writ large, that was a condemnation, not a recommendation.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2016 09:49 AM (ry34m)



Somehow I don't think that word means what he thinks it means.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 10:20 AM (zoehZ)

282 Dear Lord, I read that article, what an angry bitter bitch she is.

Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 08:48 AM


Seconded. What a miserable life this person must lead. Sad, really.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 23, 2016 10:27 AM (bzd8I)

283 Sounds like a weird withdrawal syndrome - she's seeing and smelling booze everywhere. She write about how her PHARMACY has beer on tap and dudes are lined up there to fill up growler

I think in some places in Oregon(Bend?) you can get growlers filled at the gas stations.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at August 23, 2016 01:36 PM (U4PcL)

284 Who "Likes" alcohol? It tastes like, well alcohol!

Mine tastes like scotch.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at August 23, 2016 01:40 PM (U4PcL)

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