Trump Starts Running First General Election Campaign Ad

It's not subtle, and I don't think it ought to be.

Posted by: Ace at 06:49 PM




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1 That's about as subtle as a punch in a withered, catheter-laden cooter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2016 06:50 PM (FYrz1)

2 Baby Dick Punchers are seldom subtle.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2016 06:51 PM (TjcfH)

3 Personally I think it is to polite. But hey that's just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 06:52 PM (FPzw8)

4 Nice. Very nice.

Need more of that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2016 06:53 PM (RwwCT)

5 Fuck subtle. Kick their asses, don't piss on their feet.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 19, 2016 06:53 PM (5fSr7)

6 Like it. Crude for the unwashed masses, including the horde.

Posted by: redenzo at August 19, 2016 06:54 PM (5wSNN)

7
Fun Fact

For his first major TV commercial of the campaign Donald Trump has tapped actor Bruce McGill to perform his voiceover. McGill doesnt appear in the ad; he just intones portentous warnings on the order of Donald Trumps America is secure; terrorists and dangerous criminals kept out.

McGill is probably best known for his turn as D-Day in the film Animal House.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 06:54 PM (kdS6q)

8 Finish her!

Posted by: Lord Humungus at August 19, 2016 06:55 PM (FXW24)

9 i was wondering whose voice that was.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2016 06:55 PM (dciA+)

10 Love it.


Evening, everyone. Raining like a mofo here.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 19, 2016 06:55 PM (+eR2D)

11 There won't be an empty fainting couch for miles!

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 06:56 PM (bMG0w)

12 Shit. Donald Trump may actually be our next President.
Who would've thought that ten years ago?

Let me know when its safe to go OT. I'm still curious about pedometers, and any of y'all that use one daily. (Not you, Harry Reid)

Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2016 06:56 PM (aL/aJ)

13 If he keeps that up, at least we won't have to listen to anymore whining about how we never put up anybody but a Dem-lite.

I don't believe Trump is a conservative, but his ads certainly offer a stark contrast to the Dems.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 06:58 PM (LAe3v)

14 I would be amazed if trump did anything subtly.

That picture at the end though! With the hat and the thumbs up. Lol.

Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 06:58 PM (vmMMi)

15 He needs to emphasize his love of Hot Sauce if he wants to make any inroads with the Black Voters.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2016 06:58 PM (TjcfH)

16 I can feel a spasm at the thought of a liberal shrieking, "You should be ASHAMED at the thought that the system should not be rigged against you! You greedy, fearful, heartless bigot!"

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 19, 2016 06:59 PM (mL2BD)

17 He should show a picture of Hillary being helped up the stairs, and riff on the old "Help, I've fallen and can't get up" ads.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 06:59 PM (LAe3v)

18
McGill is probably best known for his turn as D-Day in the film Animal House.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 06:54 PM (kdS6q)

He's on Rizzoli and Isles right now. And was on MacGuyver. Did a couple of episodes (first and last) of Quantum Leap. Amongst a million other things.

Whenever I see him, I yell "D-Day!"

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 19, 2016 06:59 PM (0KfYo)

19 Greetings:

At the end of the ad, there was a window in the upper right for one of my favorite K-Pop songs, "Butterfly" by Loveaholic..

Here's another version that I like a but more, but there are no bad versions of this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW5dNzB5YlA

Posted by: 11B40 at August 19, 2016 06:59 PM (evgyj)

20 Squat Status:

[X] Done

[ ] Not Done

Deadlifts Status:

[ ] Done

[ ] Not Done

[X] Kinda Done But You Gotta Remember I Was Focusing on Form

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2016 06:59 PM (dciA+)

21 I'm sure my LIV coworker will be offended by this ad.


"Donald Trump just called me and my people criminals!!!!!!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 19, 2016 07:00 PM (+eR2D)

22 RAMMING SPEEEEEEED!!!!!

Posted by: Trump Commercial at August 19, 2016 07:00 PM (bMG0w)

23
Also:

D-Day

[pic]

http://tinyurl.com/j2nyzqz

Just seems so appropriate.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 07:00 PM (kdS6q)

24 >>Posted by: ace at August 19, 2016 06:59 PM (dciA+)


Well.


Where's the fuckin' Judas Priest, Man?

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2016 07:00 PM (TjcfH)

25 Cheetos status:
[X] Not eaten
[ ] Eaten

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:01 PM (LAe3v)

26 Squats & deadlifts?

Underwear Status:

[ ] Clean
[ ] Not Clean

Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2016 07:02 PM (aL/aJ)

27 He needs to emphasize his love of Hot Sauce if he wants to make any inroads with the Black Voters.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2016 06:58 PM (TjcfH)
............

also with the Hispanic Lesbian Tacos.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:02 PM (HgMAr)

28 I bring you glad tidings of geat joy! Lo, in the blog body, one of the inline ads was briefly replaced with the Judas Priest song. It was sign, as if from below, that perhaps, just perhaps, Hillary Clinton has another thing coming.

Posted by: davedaveadavarf at August 19, 2016 07:02 PM (0+srV)

29 I like it.

Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2016 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

30 I think I need to watch Animal House tonight. Been too long.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2016 07:02 PM (RwwCT)

31 lol it was in there for a minute wasnt it!

Posted by: davedaveadavarf at August 19, 2016 07:03 PM (0+srV)

32 When immigration hurts the elites, the border will be shut down pronto.


http://tinyurl.com/zdqwv5e

Posted by: PJ at August 19, 2016 07:03 PM (cHuNI)

33 Pretty good ad. Pretty accurate on Horribly Clinton.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2016 07:03 PM (AroJD)

34 Rock and roll. Hit her again and again and again until there is nothing left! We want unconditional victory!

Posted by: Locke Common at August 19, 2016 07:03 PM (I6Am+)

35 Hit her, and hit her hard with the ads, Donald because they're going to be rolling out every unsubtle, "Trump's a racist/bigot who's not far removed from Hitler" ads that they can.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 07:04 PM (6HqlZ)

36 Underwear Status:



[ ] Clean

[ ] Not Clean



Posted by: Chi


Is that like Schrodinger's skivvies?

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:05 PM (LAe3v)

37 I would be amazed if trump did anything subtly.

That picture at the end though! With the hat and the thumbs up. Lol.

Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 06:58 PM (vmMMi)
................

Sperm count:

[ ] Low
[X] High

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

38 Daniel Simpson Day, my hero, whereabouts unknown.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 19, 2016 07:05 PM (I6Am+)

39 Been ruminating on which is my favorite nickname for Herself.

Hildebeest is excellent, but I am loving the new one, Frau Gruppencankles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2016 07:05 PM (RwwCT)

40

Too subtle.

Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 07:05 PM (qul7b)

41 21. Danger girl. Ask your co-worker how he feels about the Barky policy of leap-frogging Guatemalans and other central american illegals into the country. Remind him he needs to vote against Hillary if he does not want that preference for those from farther south than Mexico to continue.

Posted by: Palerider at August 19, 2016 07:06 PM (dkExz)

42 Pants Status

[ ] On
[X] Off

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 07:06 PM (bMG0w)

43 Wife sledghammered status after work:

[ ] No one was hurt in the making of our love
[x] I hit it like John Henry driving railroad spikes in a rail road spike driving contest

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Posted by: davedaveadavarf at August 19, 2016 07:06 PM (0+srV)

44 39
Been ruminating on which is my favorite nickname for Herself.



Hildebeest is excellent, but I am loving the new one, Frau Gruppencankles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2016 07:05 PM (RwwCT)

Pig In A Pants Suit(PIAPS) has always worked for me.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 07:07 PM (zeRiI)

45 I think Americans are masochistically conditioned to think that if the system *isn't* rigged to harm them, there is something wrong with that, something shameful in that.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 19, 2016 07:07 PM (mL2BD)

46 Need a continuing series of ads like this.

Subtle as a Sledgehammer. That'd be a good star to steer by, now to November.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2016 07:07 PM (v5iqM)

47


Needs the USS Missouri shelling the Rio Grande with the 16"ers...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 07:07 PM (qul7b)

48 Needs to be even more unsubtle.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2016 07:07 PM (JSovD)

49 Depends status:

[X] Full
[_] Not full

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (HgMAr)

50
"Daniel Simpson Day."

"Has no grade point average. All courses incomplete."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (kdS6q)

51 It's gonna piss off all the right people...

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (q177U)

52 "... don't piss on their feet."

Just marking my territory.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (iIzG7)

53 Not bad. Needs to keep slicing like a fuckin' hammer.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (0KfYo)

54 I have a hard time seeing Lea's name without thinking of Le-dash-a.

Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (aL/aJ)

55 I listened to his speech from yesterday, and it was superb. If he'd done that instead of the gold star nonsense, he'd be winning today.

Kvetching status:
[x] complaining
[ ] not complaining

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (LAe3v)

56 Needs the USS Missouri shelling the Rio Grande with the 16"ers...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 07:07 PM (qul7b)


LMAO! I feel kinda guilty, but I laughed.

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 07:09 PM (q177U)

57 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 07:04 PM (6HqlZ)

Isn't it amazing that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton were very happy to get their pictures taken with generous host Trump? Until he ran as a R and suddenly was the embodiment of all racial hatred in the world. Almost as if they have no firm principals are something, huh?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2016 07:09 PM (GDulk)

58 Needs to be a rapid fire series of ads.

This alone ain't going to cut the fucking mustard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2016 07:09 PM (V3IFq)

59 Colin Powell told the Donald to be kind to the old hag. Thank goodness he didn't listen

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2016 07:10 PM (JSovD)

60 It's a nice start, but needs more two by four upside the head.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2016 07:10 PM (Sfs6o)

61 Danger girl. Ask your co-worker how he feels about
the Barky policy of leap-frogging Guatemalans and other central american
illegals into the country. Remind him he needs to vote against Hillary
if he does not want that preference for those from farther south than
Mexico to continue.

Posted by: Palerider at August 19, 2016 07:06 PM (dkExz)


My coworker is blinded by emotion. He will not listen to reason nor fact. He believes the poor Mexicans have a right to come and live here. He believes that Americans can go to Mexico and live and work illegally without issue. It's a shame really. I've hopefully convinced him to vote for Jill Stein.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 19, 2016 07:10 PM (+eR2D)

62 Good enough for me.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2016 07:10 PM (BO/km)

63 Is this the commercial where Hillary is kneeling before the altar of Moloch wearing ass-less chaps and sprinkling sriracha sauce on a baby she's about to eat?

Because that's the ad that tells the truth about the fucking evil bitch.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2016 07:10 PM (CS7jF)

64 Hillary won't take this lying down! Someone will prop her up on a pillow!

Posted by: 3.14159 at August 19, 2016 07:11 PM (U4PXs)

65 Been ruminating on which is my favorite nickname for Herself.

Hildebeest is excellent, but I am loving the new one, Frau Gruppencankles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2016 07:05 PM (RwwCT)
............

I'm partial to Grannie Splatter, or Abuela Salpicar to our Hispanic friends.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:11 PM (HgMAr)

66 Daddy, this add makes me upset.

Can we get high now?

Posted by: Malaria Obama, first daughter at August 19, 2016 07:11 PM (S6Pax)

67 oink

Posted by: Snuke Sniffing Pig at August 19, 2016 07:12 PM (zeRiI)

68 Needs to be a rapid fire series of ads.


Bring back the Burma Shave ads!

Sick and tired of hearing Dems lying

Want a change, but have given up tryin'

Go to the booth and pull out your ballot

Vote GOP, and hit Hill with a mallet


Donald Trump!

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:12 PM (LAe3v)

69 Still...

The thing isn't 'immigration', it's unmetered, free-f0r-all defacto open borders.

A quick pivot from 'immigration' to lunatic Federal demographic experiments could have been the focus.

meh, we're all gonna die.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2016 07:13 PM (V3IFq)

70

Needs to begin and end with Hitlery's splattered by a load of Chobani...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 07:13 PM (qul7b)

71 Hillary went to Louisiana also, by phone. After her afternoon nap, she awoke and read some fine lines probably written by someone on her staff, then back to her resting.

Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2016 07:13 PM (tVUA+)

72 I like it. A lot.

Also, big props for getting "They Live" acting superstar Keith David for the voice-over.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 19, 2016 07:13 PM (gA69l)

73 Laurie - I thought that sounded like Keith David, but maybe I misheard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 19, 2016 07:14 PM (gA69l)

74 66
I predict Malia, who never struck me as very smart looking, is going to go down the road that many celebrity children take. Can't wait to see what trouble she gets into as soon as Opapa leaves office.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2016 07:15 PM (JSovD)

75 Something tells me that Trump isn't going to say that Hillary is a nice person and means well, like someone else did with his opponent.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 07:16 PM (bMG0w)

76 So, Trump was just keeping the powder dry until people started paying attention. Makes sense, the polls show Clinton spent a pile of cash essentially throwing punches at the air over the past month.

And since everyone else seems to be doing it:

Wine Status:
[x] drunk
[ ] not drunk

Locarno Status:
[x] drunk
[ ] very drunk

but the night is young

Posted by: Locarno at August 19, 2016 07:16 PM (HhYvn)

77 Kalashnikov gunmaker opens store at Moscows largest airport

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:16 PM (FPzw8)

78 My coworker is blinded by emotion. He will not listen to reason nor fact. He believes the poor Mexicans have a right to come and live here. He believes that Americans can go to Mexico and live and work illegally without issue. It's a shame really. I've hopefully convinced him to vote for Jill Stein.
Posted by: DangerGirl


Don't bother.

I'd never discuss politics at work at this point. There's no reward.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2016 07:16 PM (V3IFq)

79 >>I predict Malia, who never struck me as very smart looking, is going to go down the road that many celebrity children take.


'I need to borrow your car right quick.'

Posted by: Malia Obama at August 19, 2016 07:17 PM (TjcfH)

80 Wont be long before they criticize him for being mean to the poor old grandma.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 07:17 PM (fA75F)

81 That's more like it.

Posted by: Little Boomer at August 19, 2016 07:17 PM (ZuVs9)

82 I predict Malia, who never struck me as very smart looking, is going to go down the road that many celebrity children take. Can't wait to see what trouble she gets into as soon as Opapa leaves office.
Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2016 07:15 PM (JSovD)

I'll be honest, she appears to be the most normal one in the Family. I mean this is what Kids do at her age

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:17 PM (FPzw8)

83 Bring back the Burma Shave ads!

Sick and tired of hearing Dems lying

Want a change, but have given up tryin'

Go to the booth and pull out your ballot

Vote GOP, and hit Hill with a mallet
a
Donald Trump!

Posted by: pep


Good, now try for 'effective.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2016 07:17 PM (V3IFq)

84 Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:08 PM (LAe3v)

The problem is that if Trump *hadn't* responded he would have been faced with endless "absolute moral authority" homunculi. By being willing to "go there" he showed that the tactic had cost to the dems too. It was a gambit, and seems to have paid off in the long run as they had to change the subject of attack and are reduced to the naked propaganda of 'Rescued Syrian Child'.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (GDulk)

85 "Kalashnikov gunmaker opens store at Moscows largest airport"

Tell me it's part of the duty-free store...

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (iIzG7)

86 The thing isn't 'immigration', it's unmetered, free-f0r-all defacto open borders.

APosted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2016 07:13 PM (V3IFq)

For fck's sake, can you give it a rest? So the ad said "our border open" not "open borders" and that makes it meh to you.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (nFdGS)

87 66
I predict Malia, who never struck me as very smart looking, is going to go down the road that many celebrity children take. Can't wait to see what trouble she gets into as soon as Opapa leaves office.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2016 07:15 PM (JSovD)
................

Gosh, I hope she's not punished with a baby.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (HgMAr)

88 12 Shit. Donald Trump may actually be our next President.
Who would've thought that ten years ago?
Posted by: Chi at August 19, 2016 06:56 PM (aL/aJ)


Hell, two years ago.

I know he sorta ran in 2012 and didn't get far, but last year when he gave children rides in his helicopter at the Iowa State Fair, I thought, "Wow, he's good at this." I mean, it was sort of like the 21st century billionaire's equivalent of kissing babies.

Then when he started talking about the border wall and restricting Muslim immigration, I thought, "He can win this." Throughout the primaries I kept saying that I thought that he was the only Republican nominee who could potentially win by a landslide.

I'm not predicting anything, though. The situation is too unsettled, and he has the Democrats, the GOPe, and the media pulling out all the stops to prevent him from winning. I think the vote fraud will be of epic proportions, and the GOPe will be in on it.

Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

89 t's not subtle

I guess. Seems easily countered during the 23 hours and 59 1/2 minutes of "equal time" that will follow it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (w35Hj)

90 I'll be honest, she appears to be the most normal one in the Family. I mean this is what Kids do at her age

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:17 PM (FPzw



But how many of them have a Secret Service detail to get them out of trouble.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 07:19 PM (bMG0w)

91 I'm pumped, tomorrow I'm going door to door for Trump, wish me luck .

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 19, 2016 07:19 PM (BS8yt)

92 clinton is under the weather, trying to concoct some lies for her upcoming deposition

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2016 07:19 PM (c6/9Q)

93 The problem is that if Trump *hadn't* responded he would have been faced with endless "absolute moral authority" homunculi.

Nah, he could have played it much more intelligently. Nonetheless, it's done, and we've talked it to death. I'm just going to move on.
[x] Blase
[ ] Not blase

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:19 PM (LAe3v)

94 In the rotation of ads against Hilary!, there has GOT to be one where she cackles about getting Khaddafy killed.

Then segue into the Benghazi debacle.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at August 19, 2016 07:19 PM (S6Pax)

95 I'm pumped, tomorrow I'm going door to door for Trump, wish me luck .

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 19, 2016 07:19 PM (BS8yt)

good luck

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2016 07:20 PM (c6/9Q)

96 What began as an Army vs. Navy argument in Oklahoma City turned dangerous when one of the participants left the verbal exchange and returned with firearms, according to a police report.

Oklahoma City police arrested Joshua Brown, 30, on multiple weapons charges after he allegedly made good on a threat early Saturday morning to return to the scene of an argument about service superiority with weapons.

Well Boys will be Boys

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:20 PM (FPzw8)

97 >>> That picture at the end though! With the hat and the thumbs up. Lol.
.....

I'm good with it. It could have been the one with him and his taco bowl. "I love Hispanics!"

Posted by: Damiano at August 19, 2016 07:20 PM (71OEY)

98 "Kalashnikov gunmaker opens store at Moscows largest airport"

Tell me it's part of the duty-free store...


Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (iIzG7)>>>
They only sell toy guns. Kinda disappointing.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (CDowr)

99 Kalashnikov gunmaker opens store at Moscows largest airport


Is the gun duty-free if they deliver it to you on the plane?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (8ZskC)

100 I know that everyone slams Trump for his past "politics" but is it possible that he has evolved? I'm not talking about flip-flopping. I'm talking about a realization that something needs to be done and it's not what's going on now. From all accounts people seem to have the sense that he really cares and that he loves this country. I mean after all, how many of us have gone from liberal to the right??? Many of us. I was what you'd call a liberal when I was younger but now I am a conservative libertarian. Actually, quite conservative myself but I don't really care what anyone does as long as it doesn't hurt my family and it's not forced on me. I know it's possible for people to change views, so why couldn't Trump if his present actions reflect that change. FWIW, I was a Cruz supporter and will still vote for him as a senator.

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (xVgrA)

101 But how many of them have a Secret Service detail to get them out of trouble.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 07:19 PM (bMG0w)

OK, I'll give ya that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (FPzw8)

102 For fck's sake, can you give it a rest? So the ad said "our border open" not "open borders" and that makes it meh to you.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge


I do what I like until Ace says otherwise. And you really need to review what I wrote in context.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (V3IFq)

103 'clinton is under the weather, trying to concoct some lies for her upcoming deposition'


I hope this wears her down to a wrinkley little nub.

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (BO/km)

104 Wont be long before they criticize him for being mean to the poor old grandma.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 07:17 PM (fA75F)
............

Now that gives me an idea for a great ad, Trump pushing the Abuela off a cliff in a wheelchair.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

105 I like it. I hope he's elected and does it.

Posted by: setnaffa at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (jl6Ly)

106 Good luck, MAGA.

There's an event here, too. Need to get off my duff and do stuff.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (6FqZa)

107 "Kalashnikov gunmaker opens store at Moscows largest airport"

Tell me it's part of the duty-free store...


Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (iIzG7)>>>
They only sell toy guns. Kinda disappointing.
Posted by: Willy J. at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (CDowr)

Ah come on, ya didn't have to ruin my fun so fast. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:22 PM (FPzw8)

108


Hitlery is under the table. Also, under Huma.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 07:22 PM (qul7b)

109 'They only sell toy guns. Kinda disappointing.'

Damn.

*** cancels round trip ticket to Moscow ***

Posted by: freaked at August 19, 2016 07:22 PM (BO/km)

110 Bruce McGill? I played golf with him at Lakeside a while back - real nice guy.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at August 19, 2016 07:23 PM (m40v5)

111 I agree with Nevergiveup, too polite. The following ads should spell out in no uncertain terms what open borders means for employment chances of citizens, particularly blacks and young people.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2016 07:23 PM (jFU5/)

112 So where's he running it?

I've got the olympics on in the background at the moment. I think I've seen two ads for Hillary. None for Donald.

Unless he starts pouring money into this thing, it's going to be too little, too late.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 19, 2016 07:23 PM (sgHEm)

113 "Serbian protesters greeted Vice President Joseph R. Biden Tuesday with derisive chants of "Vote for Trump!"
Hundreds of demonstrators in Belgrade, the Serbian capital, chanted for the U.S. Republican presidential nominee upon Mr. Biden's arrival, Reuters reported."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 07:23 PM (Nwg0u)

114 My cousin bought her son a toy musket in Disney World some years back.TSA wouldn't let iton the plane.Oneof those Parris toys wth the stock painted bright ed.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 07:23 PM (fA75F)

115 96 What began as an Army vs. Navy argument in Oklahoma City turned dangerous when one of the participants left the verbal exchange and returned with firearms, according to a police report.

Oklahoma City police arrested Joshua Brown, 30, on multiple weapons charges after he allegedly made good on a threat early Saturday morning to return to the scene of an argument about service superiority with weapons.

Well Boys will be Boys
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:20 PM (FPzw
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Thanks asshole. Now everybody gets another safety brief!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 19, 2016 07:23 PM (jR7Wy)

116 McGill is probably best known for his turn as D-Day in the film Animal House.


He was also the sheriff's deputy in My Cousin Vinny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 07:24 PM (8ZskC)

117
Now that gives me an idea for a great ad, Trump pushing the Abuela off a cliff in a wheelchair.
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (HgMAr)


Or off the roof of Trump Towers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 19, 2016 07:24 PM (lKyWE)

118 "Seven years of college, down the drain!"

Posted by: Senator John "Bluto" Blutarski, (R) at August 19, 2016 07:24 PM (CS7jF)

119 Go the Donald!

Oh Madame Secretary, time for a change?

Depends...

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2016 07:24 PM (KRrqs)

120 113 "Serbian protesters greeted Vice President Joseph R. Biden Tuesday with derisive chants of "Vote for Trump!"
Hundreds of demonstrators in Belgrade, the Serbian capital, chanted for the U.S. Republican presidential nominee upon Mr. Biden's arrival, Reuters reported."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 07:23 PM (Nwg0u)



Now that's funny.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 07:25 PM (bMG0w)

121 "I mean this is what Kids do at her age"

Not all kids. Some even have brains that have progressed beyond the mush stage and have started to firm up a bit.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2016 07:25 PM (JSovD)

122 Ah come on, ya didn't have to ruin my fun so fast. LOL>>>

Well they are really nice replica models.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hy34o7j

Posted by: Willy J. at August 19, 2016 07:25 PM (CDowr)

123 He was also the sheriff's deputy in My Cousin Vinny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 07:24 PM (8ZskC)



I don't believe that he was a lowly deputy.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 07:25 PM (bMG0w)

124 "I don't believe Trump is a conservative, but his ads certainly offer a stark contrast to the Dems."

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It's a stark contrast to Republicans as well.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2016 07:26 PM (jFU5/)

125 117


Now that gives me an idea for a great ad, Trump pushing the Abuela off a cliff in a wheelchair.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (HgMAr)





Or off the roof of Trump Towers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


They could have her land in a big pile of money, a la Scrooge McDuck. You know, bags the size of cannonballs, with $ signs on the side.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

126 I don't believe that he was a lowly deputy.


yeah, I just checked IMDB. He was the sheriff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 07:26 PM (8ZskC)

127 "Serbian protesters greeted Vice President Joseph R. Biden Tuesday with derisive chants of "Vote for Trump!"
..............

Can we register them to vote?

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:26 PM (HgMAr)

128 Straight and to the point. Pretty solid for a first ad. Come out swinging and keep it up.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 19, 2016 07:27 PM (HalrA)

129 124
"I don't believe Trump is a conservative, but his ads certainly offer a stark contrast to the Dems."


-------


It's a stark contrast to Republicans as well.

Posted by: Decaf


Fair point.

Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 07:27 PM (LAe3v)

130 Not all kids. Some even have brains that have progressed beyond the mush stage and have started to firm up a bit.
Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2016 07:25 PM (JSovD)

No your right. However not all kids have a camera on them 24+...Hey my 2 girls both have their Masters and Good Jobs and neither of them ever got into ANY trouble what so ever. But if everything they did was on film, I am sure I might have seen a few things I would not have liked to see.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:28 PM (FPzw8)

131 Better Trump than the Hildebeast.

I gotta say....really like this speeches this week. Good stuff in them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 19, 2016 07:28 PM (0wojp)

132 Oh, right. Biden is in Europe on way to Turkey, where he will try convince Erdogan, with his mad diplomatic skillz, not to give all NATO codes to Russia.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2016 07:29 PM (c6/9Q)

133 Ah come on, ya didn't have to ruin my fun so fast. LOL>>>

Well they are really nice replica models.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hy34o7j
Posted by: Willy J. at August 19, 2016 07:25 PM (CDowr)

And to be honest, ya think the TSA would let Glock to Baretta open a store like that in the US? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:29 PM (FPzw8)

134 Every election I thought most of us here could have written better ads than GOP. Recently I have come to the conclusion that they could, they just won't.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2016 07:30 PM (jFU5/)

135 "What began as an Army vs. Navy argument in Oklahoma City turned dangerous when one of the participants left the verbal exchange and returned with firearms, according to a police report.

Oklahoma City police arrested Joshua Brown, 30, on multiple weapons charges after he allegedly made good on a threat early Saturday morning to return to the scene of an argument about service superiority with weapons. "

God damnit, if I have to sit through another 45 minute power point, print another god damned certificate and post it to god damned ACTS again, I am going to be god damned pissed.

Posted by: Cu'Chuillain at August 19, 2016 07:30 PM (8mYHH)

136

I can't wait for video of Sashimi twerking with a Brony Tail up her bum.

MFM will label it 'Obama daughter learning to ride.'

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 07:30 PM (qul7b)

137 my two official Trump hats arrived today. $30 each plus shipping.

I ordered 7 more direct from China for like $3.50 each, but they take three weeks. I plan to give them away over in Missouri ... a waste here in Illinois. Might order 20 more.

If Trump saturates battleground states with say 20 ads on the vital points, he could win in a landslide. This has just begun.

(Trump gains half point per day ... wins 80-20 )

I mean really ...
only the ignorant want corrupt commie Hillary, the Haggard America Hater ...
Trump the Strong loves America ...

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2016 07:31 PM (l6e0e)

138 132
Oh, right. Biden is in Europe on way to Turkey, where he will try
convince Erdogan, with his mad diplomatic skillz, not to give all NATO
codes to Russia.


Posted by: runner at August 19, 2016 07:29 PM (c6/9Q)
--------------Just saw on Twatter that the US has moved all their nukes from Turkey to Romania. I just wonder what took them so long.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 19, 2016 07:31 PM (9iR5/)

139 "127 "Serbian protesters greeted Vice President Joseph R. Biden Tuesday with derisive chants of "Vote for Trump!"
..............

Can we register them to vote?
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 07:26 PM (HgMAr)"

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I don't see why not, at least they are alive.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2016 07:32 PM (jFU5/)

140 And to be honest, ya think the TSA would let Glock to Baretta open a store like that in the US? LOL>>>

If I had a reason to pass through Moscow I would come home with one of their I love AK Tshirts.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 19, 2016 07:32 PM (CDowr)

141 Personally I'd move all our nukes to Tehran and Qom but hey.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 19, 2016 07:32 PM (6FqZa)

142 If I had a reason to pass through Moscow I would come home with one of their I love AK Tshirts.
Posted by: Willy J. at August 19, 2016 07:32 PM (CDowr)


you and me both pal!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:33 PM (FPzw8)

143 Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2016 07:18 PM (sdi6R)


Didn't Trump's helicopter at the fair drown out Hillary too?

I was so praying for seeing the chopper come low enough that it blew a kid's ice cream scoop off the cone and into Hillary's face.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 07:34 PM (4ErVI)

144 I'm with you BTH, but then all the environazis would bitch about the nuclear winter. I'm really undecided as to which would be worse.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 19, 2016 07:34 PM (9iR5/)

145 144 I'm with you BTH, but then all the environazis would bitch about the nuclear winter. I'm really undecided as to which would be worse.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 19, 2016 07:34 PM (9iR5/)
--
Could we just have a limited nuclear exchange and usher in a nice brisk nuclear autumn?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at August 19, 2016 07:35 PM (jR7Wy)

146 I have a Chinese (PolyTech - PLA) made AK. Lots of fun to shoot.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2016 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)

147

A few dozen Enhanced Radiation Warheads wouldn't change the weather at all.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 07:36 PM (qul7b)

148 4 Nice. Very nice.
Need more of that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2016 06:53 PM (RwwCT)



Yep. Beautiful.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 07:36 PM (SRKgf)

149 Hit her high. Hit her low. Hit her again.

No dick jokes. Please.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at August 19, 2016 07:37 PM (AV4JD)

150 17 He should show a picture of Hillary being helped up the stairs, and riff on the old "Help, I've fallen and can't get up" ads.
Posted by: pep at August 19, 2016 06:59 PM (LAe3v)



Oooh, what a personally directed cheap shot.


I like it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 07:37 PM (SRKgf)

151 Hit her with a lead-filled snowshoe.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2016 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

152 5 Fuck subtle. Kick their asses, don't piss on their feet.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 19, 2016 06:53 PM (5fSr7)



LIVs and other dumb asses have votes, too, so to hell with subtle.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

153 5 Fuck subtle. Kick their asses, don't piss on their feet.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 19, 2016 06:53 PM (5fSr7)



The elder Guevara is intellectual and adduces charts, graphs, and tables to his arguments. I keep telling him that that's great - for the top few percent of the IQ distribution, but to win elections, now that we've extended the franchise MUCH too far, you need something more along the lines of "Ow! My balls!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 07:40 PM (SRKgf)

154 I'm talking about a realization that something needs to be done and it's not what's going on now.
An answer to that from the 1990 Trump Playboy interview:

You categorically don't want to be President?
I don't want to be President. I'm one hundred percent sure. I'd change my mind only if I saw this country continue to go down the tubes.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2016 07:40 PM (LdMbv)

155 Anecdotal, but during our driving vacation from the deep South to Niagara Falls my wife noted how few Hispanics she saw packed in white work vans stacked with ladders, pulling trailers full of lawn care equipment, or waiting in parking lots of big box stores for day labor opportunities. FWIW, it's very amusing when you just saw one of the seven wonders of the world and your conversation stays on there not being dozens of people standing in the corner of the Lowe's parking lot you just passed.

It made a lot more sense why so many Americans don't view illegals as a problem.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at August 19, 2016 07:40 PM (x4zgf)

156 DIMONDALE -- On his second visit to Michigan in two weeks, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump on Friday blasted Democratic policies he said have destroyed Detroit and other urban centers and called for African Americans to support him, saying blacks cannot expect change otherwise.

Accusing Clinton of preferring polices that would help refugees instead of blacks who have become "refugees in their own country," a feisty Trump promised job creation and a revitalization of manufacturing centers, saying Democrats are all "talk, talk, talk."

"Only a change in leadership will produce a change in outcomes," he thundered before a raucous suburban audience.


More of this please.

Posted by: Bernette at August 19, 2016 07:41 PM (3LwCF)

157 What began as an Army vs. Navy argument in Oklahoma City turned dangerous when one of the participants left the verbal exchange and returned with firearms, according to a police report.

Oklahoma City police arrested Joshua Brown, 30, on multiple weapons charges after he allegedly made good on a threat early Saturday morning to return to the scene of an argument about service superiority with weapons.

Well Boys will be Boys
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You left out the best part where he popped out of the bushes wearing a Jason mask.

Posted by: Aviator at August 19, 2016 07:41 PM (c7vUv)

158 100
I was what you'd call a liberal when I was younger but now I am a conservative libertarian. Actually, quite conservative myself but I don't really care what anyone does as long as it doesn't hurt my family and it's not forced on me.
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 19, 2016 07:21 PM (xVgrA)


I voted for Carter in 1976, my first election, but I was a flaming socialist in my 20s. During the 1980s I voted for more than one third party leftist candidate because the Democrats were too tame for me. I discovered Ayn Rand in the late 1990s and devoured everything she wrote that I could get my hands on.

I was a Libertarian Party member for a few years, but voted for Bush in 2000 because Gore needed to be stopped. I left the LP and registered Republican after 9/11 because I thought their non-interventionist position was too doctrinaire in the wake of that attack. (I was in the "Nuke Mecca" crowd.)

I've literally been all over the map politically. What a long, strange trip it's been.

Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2016 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

159 144 I'm with you BTH, but then all the environazis would bitch about the nuclear winter. I'm really undecided as to which would be worse.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 19, 2016 07:34 PM (9iR5/)



"Nuclear winter" was liberal (i.e., Commie Lite) bullshit, promulgated by Carl Sagan & Co. to advance Communism by disarming America.

It was the 80s equivalent of global warming.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 07:42 PM (SRKgf)

160 We at the Brattleboro, VT Women's Reproductive Justice Center & Reading Room find this ad to be very offensive to our first female President. Be aware the Secret Service has been alerted to this clear hate crime violation.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2016 07:43 PM (7qAYi)

161 Who stole the Margarine?

Posted by: St. Alphonso at August 19, 2016 07:43 PM (TjcfH)

162 For all the unaware voters out there, I think it was smart for Trump to wait until the last 45/60 days to run any ads .Tell me some mooch is going to remember what was said in July as compared to October.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2016 07:43 PM (5qVkb)

163 >>Who stole the Margarine?
Posted by: St. Alphonso

Not me. I prefer butter.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at August 19, 2016 07:46 PM (c7vUv)

164 162 For all the unaware voters out there, I think it was smart for Trump to wait until the last 45/60 days to run any ads .Tell me some mooch is going to remember what was said in July as compared to October.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2016 07:43 PM (5qVkb)



Me too. Starting earlier wastes money and also risks voter fatigue. ("Oh for Christ's sake, not ANOTHER Trump ad!")

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 07:47 PM (SRKgf)

165 Not me. I prefer butter.
Posted by: Marlon Brando at August 19, 2016 07:46 PM (c7vUv)


Ya do know, the Youngins here will not get that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 19, 2016 07:47 PM (FPzw8)

166 >>Not me. I prefer butter.


Any kind
of lube
will do

Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at August 19, 2016 07:47 PM (TjcfH)

167 Ben Had, it was smart of Trump, as long as he actually starts running them.

I haven't seen one, other than here.

How much longer do we have, 10 weeks? 11? That's not much time to move the polls by 10 points.

My status:

[x] concerned

[ ] not concerned

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 19, 2016 07:49 PM (sgHEm)

168 Has this been on TV yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 19, 2016 07:51 PM (rwI+c)

169
Has this been on TV yet?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 19, 2016 07:51 PM (rwI+c)


Today,but if you don't live in a swing state I doubt you'll see one

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 19, 2016 07:53 PM (lKyWE)

170 nood raccoons

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2016 07:53 PM (gUoN4)

171 Pastafarian- I see your point but I will say that is old paradigm thinking. 8,000 people at a rally may have more effect than 60 seconds on a non super-liberal channel.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2016 07:54 PM (5qVkb)

172 This election is a do or die for Trump. If he loses he won't just be able to go back to his previous life. Hillary will make sure that all his businesses, and those of his children, are annihilated. People who think otherwise have not been paying attention. Granny Cankles has a body count, ruining someone financially is the least she is capable off.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2016 07:58 PM (jFU5/)

173 74
66

Read on some entertainment site -- maybe Radar -- that she was smoking pot with small time thug (my description) on probation for hitting a guy and giving him a brain bleed. Anyway, said small time thug son of unnamed political hot shot who is a good friend of Obama and Rahm's. So, perhaps this is the road she will take. Or not.

Posted by: gracepc at August 19, 2016 08:00 PM (OU4q6)

174 I mentioned Ayn Rand earlier. The way I describe her effect on my thinking is, "She systematically demolished my most cherished beliefs and assumptions, then proceeded to rebuild them on a stronger foundation."

She has several collections of nonfiction essays, many of which were adapted from a newsletter she published during the 1960s. I strongly recommend them. They're more bite-sized and accessible for those who are intimidated by Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: rickl at August 19, 2016 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

175 Flawless, I'm in Ohio. I'd better see this ad, and a whole bunch more like it, soon, or Trump has no chance.

He must win OH, FL, and PA. I haven't seen one ad, I haven't been called once. I think the guy's trying to win while spending the minimum possible amount of money. This is not the time to be frugal.

Ben: I'm pretty sure more good can be done with an ad on a TV network that a couple of million people are watching, than can be done at a rally of 8000 at which you're already preaching to the fucking choir. Otherwise you wouldn't see Budweiser ads on TV, they'd just stage beer rallies every once in a while.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 19, 2016 08:04 PM (sgHEm)

176 My favorite Bruce McGill moment:

https://youtu.be/gNKmmA6_oTQ

Posted by: Gran at August 19, 2016 08:05 PM (lcUJ5)

177 Greg Sargent at the WaPo pronounces the Trump ad "ugly and dishonest."

Sometimes the truth IS ugly.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at August 19, 2016 08:35 PM (LQLeS)

178 Obama didn't have a talk with Malia other than to tell her to keep it on the down low.

Obama, sure as the sun rises, still smokes weed. Lots of stoner eye photos of Obama over the past eight years.

And I'm sure weed is his back up to his blow.

Posted by: The media Suxs at August 19, 2016 08:45 PM (mr9LF)

179 And nice ad. I likes.

Posted by: The media Suxs at August 19, 2016 08:46 PM (mr9LF)

180 I will likely hold nose and vote trump, but his commercial strikes me as someothing from Robo Cop where the mil/industrial complex rules.........Cn't believe I said that and actually feel reasonably sane.

Posted by: haavamaal at August 19, 2016 08:50 PM (y9Onb)

181 "My coworker is blinded by emotion. He will not listen to reason nor fact. He believes the poor Mexicans have a right to come and live here. He believes that Americans can go to Mexico and live and work illegally without issue. It's a shame really. I've hopefully convinced him to vote for Jill Stein."

To DangerGirl:

Here's what you say to him. Look up the facts first but...

tell him that for every 100,000 illegals that successfully cross over the border - 100 American citizens are killed.

So unless he volunteers either himself, his wife, or his children to be one of the 100 Americans killed per 100,000 then he needs to STFU and vote to secure the border because he doesn't get to volunteer somebody else's husband/wife/or child.

Actually, make it only his children that he is allowed to volunteer.

Posted by: The media Suxs at August 19, 2016 09:03 PM (mr9LF)

182 Flawless, I'm in Ohio. I'd better see this ad, and a whole bunch more like it, soon, or Trump has no chance.
He must win OH, FL, and PA. I haven't seen one ad, I haven't been called once. I think the guy's trying to win while spending the minimum possible amount of money. This is not the time to be frugal.

Ben: I'm pretty sure more good can be done with an ad on a TV network that a couple of million people are watching, than can be done at a rally of 8000 at which you're already preaching to the fucking choir...
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 19, 2016 08:04 PM

Just saw the ad. First I've seen here from the Trump campaign directly, but we've seen a bunch from supportive PACs.

It's all right, addresses one issue. But they could do more, there's so much material out there.

Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2016 09:05 PM (o/90i)

183 And tell him he's very magnanimous and generous with the lives of OTHER peoples kids.

Let him virtue signal how special he is to volunteer somebody else's children to be murdered.

Posted by: The media Suxs at August 19, 2016 09:13 PM (mr9LF)

184 "I haven't seen one ad, I haven't been called once. I think the guy's trying to win while spending the minimum possible amount of money. This is not the time to be frugal."

Consider the possibility he will do the minimum necessary to say even now, while shrillary is going broke. Then he floods the air with ads in the last month before the election.

We allow morons to vote that change their minds frequently based on the last sound bite they hear.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 19, 2016 09:21 PM (swEzU)

185 Or tell your co-worker that you volunteer for a homeless shelter for illegals and they have hundreds of families that need families to volunteer their homes to them.

And tell him you are geeked and that all you need is his address and you'll add him to the top of the list of volunteers to shelter them.

Posted by: The media Suxs at August 19, 2016 09:30 PM (mr9LF)

186 In case no one said this yet...SWEEP THE FUCKING LEG TRUMP!!

Good start.

Posted by: Timon at August 19, 2016 09:34 PM (PD6YY)

187 96 NGU

Army vs Navy in OKC?

Outside of a few outlier like SEALS and Gunners Mates, most in the Navy suck at personal service weapons.

That's because if you have to use a 5 inch, 54 caliber Mark 45 Mod 1 naval gun, with a direct fire range of about 8 nautical miles, they are too close.

Make it an argument on who has the better stand-off weapons. Then you have a valid feud topic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2016 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

188 Everthing about the ad is Racist so me likey

Posted by: MarkyMark at August 20, 2016 08:11 AM (Fr21G)

189 Save America
VOTE TRUMP

Posted by: Myshiba at August 20, 2016 09:33 AM (n20xt)

190 As Forest Gump would say..."I like it a lot!"

Simple commentary, excellent imagery, especially of the the train car topped with illegals waving at the camera.

The battleship Wisconsin in Norfolk harbor is a great representation of America's strength.

We need more. A lot more. Run this in every Rust Belt state until Election Day.

Also need an ad that is simply a loop of Hitlary saying "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at August 20, 2016 11:28 AM (GV08/)

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