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Imagery is everything. Who's acting more Presidential here? Clinton, or Trump?
I think Scott Adams has nailed it from the get-go. Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 19, 2016 03:44 PM (rvzMR) 2
Very theatrical.
Posted by: SH at August 19, 2016 03:45 PM (gmeXX) 3
They can use Obama as a sandbag.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 03:46 PM (4ErVI) 4
Let's see Obama not make it a political theater. You know he hates those so it should be easy.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2016 03:46 PM (z/Ubi) 5
Trump Tower Taco Bowls for the hungry. At $5.95, an incredible deal. So nice!
Posted by: Donald Trump at August 19, 2016 03:46 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: JEM at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (o+SC1) 7
Perhaps Obama can kneel by some flooding. pour water through his hands and say, "Okey dokey; That sure is water." That will be a huge help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (6HqlZ) 8
Gotta wonder what kind of supplies Obama could pick up and lift off the truck. Rolls of toilet paper, perhaps?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (wCEn4) 9
Vacation ends when? Can't be inconvenienced.
Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (yrrnO) Posted by: Prez'nit Shit Midas at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (8ZskC) 11
Instapundit figures Hillary will be resting.
In her crypt! Because she's a vampire! Like Count Dracula! Please laugh. Posted by: Amy Schumer-Bush at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (u0s1P) 12
Once Hillary Clinton gets a blood transfusion from select virgins she'll be good to go, too.
Bill has to fly down to pedo island to pick out the blood donors first. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 03:48 PM (ZnIt3) 13
Fox just now reporting Preezy Four Putt will be going to Baton Rouge next week.
Lol. Trump got under his thin skin. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:48 PM (1ZOkK) 14
Colin Powell told Obama to go to LA!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 03:48 PM (wCEn4) 15
I don't blame Obama for not going to help the flood victims. He probably believed his inauguration speech where he said he said that tragedies like this were a thing of the past now that he's elected.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 03:48 PM (KUaJL) 16
7 Perhaps Obama can kneel by some flooding. pour water through his hands and say, "Okey dokey; That sure is water." That will be a huge help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (6HqlZ) A photo of a pensive Obama watching Charleton Heston parting the Red Sea in that movie. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 03:48 PM (4ErVI) 17
Instapundit figures Hillary will be resting.
Much like the Norwegian Blue. Or maybe she's stunned. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: simplemind at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (xVRrG) Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (r1fLd) 20
>>Trump Tower Taco Bowls for the hungry. At $5.95,
>> an incredible deal. So nice!8/ Yeah, but did Salma Hayek do the voice, and just how do you make a taco BOWL lesbian? Just wondering. Posted by: JEM at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (o+SC1) 21
Too late now. I can understand possible reasoning for not going to LA but for gods sake, get off the golf course. That's just shooting the finger at the flood victims.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (QvdcM) 22
13 Fox just now reporting Preezy Four Putt will be going to Baton Rouge next week.
Lol. Trump got under his thin skin. [ ] high sperm count [ x ] low sperm count Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (u0s1P) 23
Fredo. Leading from behind.
Posted by: Soona at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (Fmupd) 24
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 03:47 PM (wCEn4)
A single bottle of water, perhaps? Moochelle, with her finely toned arms, on the other hand... Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (yrrnO) 25
Can't I just eat my waffle?
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (q177U) 26
8 Gotta wonder what kind of supplies Obama could pick up and lift off the truck. Rolls of toilet paper, perhaps?
** If someone held the other end, sure... Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (8m6GQ) 27
Methinks Trump played this one about perfectly. Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (8XRCm) 28
Obama told me he always intended to visit, he just didn't want to needlessly draw attention to himself by announcing it before the schedule was nailed down.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (NOIQH) 29
Obama is low energy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 03:50 PM (8ZskC) 30
So he does like phony photo open politics.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 03:50 PM (Nwg0u) 31
Trump beat the JEF to LA, and the idea of Barry waiting till after his vacay to grace the suffering people of Baton Rouge with his magnificent presence is too precious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:50 PM (1ZOkK) 32
guess president I'm-above-it-all has flip flopped on theatrical politics. . . (snort)
Posted by: simplemind at August 19, 2016 03:50 PM (xVRrG) 33
Ridicule Trump all you like. Call him a buffoon.
He still acts like an alpha-male, which is more than you can say for Barry Soetoro, who acts like petulant child. Wahhhhh, somebody spoiled my vacation. Wahhhhhhhh! Trump is 70 years old, and still has more energy than bozo BHO, not to mention FAB. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 19, 2016 03:50 PM (RFeQD) 34
In a show of solidarity with Black Lives Matter, Obama will taking the supplies Trump handed in a community "loot" event.
Posted by: Eggo at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (FVvBL) 35
>>Gotta wonder what kind of supplies Obama could pick up and lift off the truck. Rolls of toilet paper, perhaps?
Black Dog Ts and hoodies for everyone!! Posted by: Chris Cillizza at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (NOIQH) 36
Trump beat the JEF to LA, and the idea of Barry waiting till after his vacay to grace the suffering people of Baton Rouge with his magnificent presence is too precious.
It will be the day the waters begin to recede. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (8ZskC) 37
Why don't they send Moochelle down there? With those traps, she could tote the fuck out of some sandbags.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (8m6GQ) 38
Mary Landrieu publicly praised Trump for coming down and drawing attention to the crisis in LA. Maybe this is the equivalent of the Kris Krispy moment after Sandy? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (9P3OG) Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (wCEn4) 40
Great optics for Trump in the videos, etc.
"Trump and Pence received a warm reception as they toured a heavily-damaged portion of East Baton Rouge Parish. A crowd of supporters near a local Baptist church where volunteers have gathered to feed flood victims cheered the pair." Obama now looks lousy no matter what he does. Is Gary Johnson going to take some pot down there for them? Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (ZXR6+) 41
I hope no one shows up to meet him at the airport, that there is no one around to take him to the affected areas. Just him standing around looking (more) confused and (more) stupid.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (/5WQL) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (6HqlZ) 43
August 20 2016 AP Network News:
"Former Secretary of State and current Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton passed away quietly today in her primary residence in Chautauqua, New York, attended by her husband former president Bill Clinton and her daughter Chelsea. No reason was given for her sudden death." "Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook issued a statement today confirming that the late Ms. Clinton's presidential campaign is still ongoing, and that he looks forward to seeing Ms. Clinton's designated stand-in Huma Abedin sworn in as president in January." "You know, for too long the dead voters on the Democrat election roles have had to settle for being represented by living candidates. Hillary's election will be doubly historic; not only was she a women, but she will be the first Decedent-American president. Finally, the glass coffin will be shattered!" Mr. Mook went on to say. Posted by: AP Breaking News at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (nd1zx) 44
Why don't they send Moochelle down there? With those traps, she could tote the fuck out of some sandbags.
Put her in a harness and she could pull the whole truck. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (yrrnO) 46
It will be the day the waters begin to recede.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (8ZskC) There will still be plenty of snakes and gators. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (9P3OG) 48
So if he waits until his vacation is over (and all golf clubs bent) then it ain't theatrical?
And the Gov. there said that there was no need. So was he lying, an idiot, or both? Posted by: Blue Hen at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (326rv) 49
just how do you make a taco BOWL lesbian?
A bowl is just like a shell, only much larger. Like lesbians in real life. Posted by: wooga at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (na+j6) 50
I thought the waters stopped rising 8 years ago...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (h/uSM) 51
Gotta wonder what kind of supplies Obama could pick up and lift off the truck. Rolls of toilet paper, perhaps?
- Arugula. People in crisis need Caligula. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 03:52 PM (Nwg0u) 52
Sadly, there will be no tar balls for Barry to furrow his brow over and contemplate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:53 PM (1ZOkK) 53
43. wow. Thanks. Second time today I've laughed out loud, in horror.
Posted by: simplemind at August 19, 2016 03:53 PM (xVRrG) 54
In support of LA I'm drinking Southern Comfort today! Or is it mint juleps? Something crackery.
Posted by: Hillary hic 2016! at August 19, 2016 03:53 PM (FXW24) 55
54 In support of LA I'm drinking Southern Comfort today! Or is it mint juleps? Something crackery.
Posted by: Hillary hic 2016! at August 19, 2016 03:53 PM (FXW24) Sazerac. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 03:53 PM (9P3OG) Posted by: SH at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (gmeXX) 57
Put her in a harness and she could pull the whole truck.
And eat corn through a picket fence at the same time. Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (3zi7q) 58
Hillary would go and help but fat, drunk and wearing a diaper is no way to go help a bunch of flooded Cajuns.
Viva Trump! He came, He saw, He lent a hand! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (ej1L0) 59
The fact the JEF waited till after his vacay speaks volumes.
Lazy, unconcerned, narcissistic f*cker. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (1ZOkK) 60
Jill Stein will make some comment about $700 billion for endless wars in Afghanistan.
I got this. Somehow we have $700B to spend on endless war in Afghanistan, but Donald Trump still charges $5.95 for a small taco bowl. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (8ZskC) 61
And what is the point of Obama going anyway since he already said he didn't do theatrics?. It's not as if he wants to interrupt his vacation and go; He's been shamed into it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (6HqlZ) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (qul7b) 63
Damn autocucumber! People in crisis don't need autocucumber!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (Nwg0u) 64
Jill Stein will make some comment about $700 billion for endless wars in Afghanistan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton IF WE HAD JUST SPENT THAT MONEY ON FLOOD CONTROL! oh wait, we did spend all that money on flood control. never mind. Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (RFeQD) 65
"6 I guess the people there just don't look like Obama.
Posted by: JEM " Funny, I've been thinking the same thing .... these are the people he (and Kevin Williamson) think should die off asap. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (gUoN4) 66
I don't think any of the candidates or Obama went to West Virginia after the flooding . It happened a month before the GOP convention.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (QvdcM) 67
The fact the JEF waited till after his vacay speaks volumes.
---- Yeah.... and that asshole was all up in Bush's grill about flying over, but not landing, during Katrina. Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Barack Obama at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (h/uSM) 69
64 Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 19, 2016 03:54 PM (RFeQD)
But not Curt Flood control. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (9P3OG) 70
So, I guess now he *can't* best monitor this over the phone in between golf rounds?
I'm confused -- can Chris Cillizza please clarify? Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (NOIQH) 71
Congratulations to those among my home folks in Louisiana who voted in another jackass named Edwards as their governor!
Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (DDM7c) 72
He'll grace them with his presence Tuesday. I'm sure they are all relieved.Probably will wear his mom jeans.
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (fA75F) 73
Colin Powell advised me to wait until after Trumpwent there first.
Posted by: Bobama at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (zeRiI) 74
Hillary would go and help but fat, drunk and wearing a diaper is no way to go help a bunch of flooded Cajuns.
The Secret Service won't allow Hildabeast within 100 yards of standing water because Depends are so amazingly efficient at soaking up moisture. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (8ZskC) 75
I hope he gets booed and hissed at like never before. The MFM will squelch it but it will stick in his craw and piss him off. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 03:55 PM (9P3OG) 76
And what is the point of Obama going anyway since he already said he didn't do theatrics?
----------- Would probably have meant more if he hadn't hosted a beer summit with a police officer. Or shown the world how brave he was the night real men killed OBL. Posted by: SH at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (gmeXX) 77
There will still be plenty of snakes and gators.
Posted by: Jane D'oh snakes and gators and Cajuns! Oh my! Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (RFeQD) 78
Trump and Pence have been handing out supplies and meeting with people all day.
I hope Trump never mentions the mincing ponce. His just being there is enough. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK) 79
Waiting for the Governor to tell the JEF about that no photo op thing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (YW41+) 80
I have no recollection of the dinner at which I advised President Obama that it was okay to wait until the Olympics basketball tournament was over before going to see what's up with the flooding in Louisiana.
But yeah, maybe I did say that. Posted by: Colin Powell at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (PL2OL) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (9P3OG) 82
13 Fox just now reporting Preezy Four Putt will be going to Baton Rouge next week.
............... Is he going to teach them all how to use umbrellas? Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (h/uSM) 84
Hillary would go and help but fat, drunk and wearing a diaper is no way to go help a bunch of flooded Cajuns.
-------------- But might be a fun way to spend a night in New Orleans. Posted by: SH at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (gmeXX) 85
Hillary's colostomy bag doubles as a drinking flask.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 03:57 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 03:57 PM (qul7b) Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 19, 2016 03:57 PM (RFeQD) Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (hLRSq) 89
77 snakes and gators and Cajuns! Oh my!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 19, 2016 03:56 PM (RFeQD) "I don't like spiders and snakes, and that ain't what it takes to love me . . ." Jim Stafford, from 1974 *sigh* Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (9P3OG) 90
And what is the point of Obama going anyway since he already said he didn't do theatrics?. It's not as if he wants to interrupt his vacation and go; He's been shamed into it
---- Hell of a job brownie... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (h/uSM) 91
I don't imagine Obama likes Trump taking the initiative,forcing a move. It's the first time I've seen it happen in the general election campaign.
It's nice to see Obama succumb to pressure. Good for Trump. Posted by: troyriser at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (OGbEB) 92
I guess the WaPo camp followers are a bit embarrassed now.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (7ZVPa) 93
Am I the only person on the planet that thinks that pulling a gun on someone and making him give you his wallet, is armed robbery, even if he just broke your bathroom door?
If I'm wrong, I think we've found a new way to deal with rioters, hobos, and hipsters. Posted by: gm at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (4ueYo) 94
Can you imagine Hillary in a rocking boat?
Bet they're scared she's pass out or projectile vomit. She's unsteady on dry land. Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (NOIQH) 95
It would do Malia a world of good (seriously) to accompany her dad and see real, actual salt-of-the-earth people, pulling together and getting their lives on track.
Knock of the partying and choom smoking, and maybe actually pitch in and help. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK) 96
"and in other news, the news we reported about our Savior not having to travel amongst the peasants has been shit canned.
Fuck us, our knees hurt." Posted by: Washington Post at August 19, 2016 03:59 PM (326rv) Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 19, 2016 03:59 PM (RFeQD) 98
Hitlery's monthly semi-trailer load of Depends from Amazon Prime doesn't arrive till Monday morning... Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (qul7b) 99
Hillary will have to get he fat ass down there now.She is probably so pissed that she has to mingle with rubes and pretend she gives a fuck.
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (fA75F) 100
Thought I heard on the radio on the way home Hillary suggested to stay away from there as they don't need anyone using it for publicity
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (bksJQ) 101
Good for Trump.
And as sad as it is to say, Hillary is right. She is so useless, she would just be a distraction if she showed up in LA. Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (3JA/M) 102
The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (zeRiI) 103
There I was, minding my own bidness, when Colin Powell calls with an idea for a column. Thanks Colin!
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (4e+hS) 104
Hillary would go and help but fat, drunk and wearing a diaper is no way to go help a bunch of flooded Cajuns.
- Poke salad Granny. Gator'll eat your fanny. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (Nwg0u) 105
Colin Powell told Hillary to stay away from LA, after all a Presidential candidate cannot be everywhere!!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (wCEn4) 106
"Methinks Trump played this one about perfectly."
Quite. It's a refreshing change after the long string of goofs. The only thing done wrong was the timing of Manafort leaving the campaign. Which of course gives Hillary's flying monkeys in the media endless material about which to sarcastically chitter, rather than covering Trump's visit. Posted by: torquewrench at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (noWW6) 107
It probably took this ling to plan with the MSM on how to make it look Oh So Much More Presidential that the upstart Trump.
Hollywood to fly in advisors no doubt. Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (r65B3) 108
I'd love to see Trump go for the gold on this one. I can just see Air Force One touch down, and the SCOAMF finds Trump at the controls of an airboat doing rescue duty.
"Get us off the ground, pilot. There's not a thing my happy ass can do, to look cooler that a guy in an airboat." Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (iIzG7) 109
I don't imagine Obama likes Trump taking the initiative,forcing a move. It's the first time I've seen it happen in the general election campaign.
** He's probably stuttering harder than Max Headroom right now. Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (8m6GQ) 110
>>Am I the only person on the planet that thinks that pulling a gun on
someone and making him give you his wallet, is armed robbery, even if he just broke your bathroom door? Nope. I don't know what the swimmers did to the bathroom, but the way the gas station owner and his security guards, and then the Rio police handled it reeks of extortion. Probably SOP in Rio when it comes to tourists, but it doesn't make it right. Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (mr9LF) 113
I thought the waters stopped rising 8 years ago...
------- Good morning, America, how are you? Say, don't you know me? I'm The Annointed One. I'm here to drain the City Of New Orleans Ive gotta fly five hundred miles when the day is done. Posted by: Barrack "Arlo" Obama at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Harun at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (UBBWX) 115
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Hitlery's monthly semi-trailer load of Depends from Amazon Prime doesn't arrive till Monday morning... Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (qul7b) She wears one of those reorder buttons around her neck. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (4ErVI) 116
What's that I hear? Oh, it's the media frantically trying to find something negative about Trump to talk about instead of this.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (KUaJL) 117
So where's the libertarian guy? Lighting up with malia?
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (326rv) 118
Daddy, do they have good dope down in Louisiana?
If I go with you, we can burn one together, 'kay? Posted by: Malaria Obama, first daughter at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (RFeQD) 119
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It probably took this ling to plan with the MSM on how to make it look Oh So Much More Presidential that the upstart Trump. Hollywood to fly in advisors no doubt. Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (r65B3) Tanned, rested, and ready! Posted by: Sean Penn at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (zeRiI) 120
Colin Powell told me that black men were really into white chicks.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (mL2BD) 121
Hey Obama! Could we bother you to take the next step from "the rise of the oceans began to slow" to "recede", if it's not too much trouble?
Oh, you're golfing? Nevermind...we'll just drown, then. Posted by: Louisiana Flood Victims at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (KeWrv) 122
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK)
I'm not about to hold my breath waiting for that to happen, but it could be great for her if it did happen. Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:02 PM (wCEn4) 123
Am I the only person on the planet that thinks that
pulling a gun on someone and making him give you his wallet, is armed robbery, even if he just broke your bathroom door? If I'm wrong, I think we've found a new way to deal with rioters, hobos, and hipsters. Posted by: gm at August 19, 2016 03:58 PM (4ueYo) You are not the only one... I do not care how big an asshole Lochte is, is is completely correct in saying he was robbed at gunpoint. Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2016 04:03 PM (3JA/M) 124
"Am I the only person on the planet that thinks that pulling a gun on
someone and making him give you his wallet, is armed robbery, even if he just broke your bathroom door?" At the very least, you would understand why someone might consider that armed robbery. It might also be armed robbery, legally. Posted by: Harun at August 19, 2016 04:03 PM (UBBWX) Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2016 04:03 PM (ksPsw) 126
MSM is going to frame it that Trump is creating a distraction and TFG isn't due to the timing of the visits.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 19, 2016 04:03 PM (/D5Lf) 127
*He is not is is
Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2016 04:03 PM (3JA/M) 128
Prop up granny and flip the switch on her grin machine.
Wait, too high Too high! We got another seizure on our hands! Medic, release the balloons! Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 04:03 PM (q177U) 129
So Hillary *still* isn't making public appearances today?
A bunch of the Horde had been joking about voting for Medically Induced Coma during the GOP primaries. Little did we know that the real deal would show up on the Democratic ticket. Posted by: torquewrench at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (noWW6) Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (bksJQ) 131
Come on. Be fair. Obama only got his newspaper today.
- And he was as mad as anyone when he found out he wasn't there. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (Nwg0u) 132
His scrawny ass? More like a finger in a dyke.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2016 04:03 PM (ksPsw) Huma or Hillary??? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (/D5Lf) 133
Tanned, rested, and ready!
Posted by: Sean Penn -- - - Glad to hear Sean...and then its just a brief hop from there to Havana. Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (r65B3) 134
Is Obama going to be hanging out with the Katrina looter with the garbage can full of Heinekens?
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (OD2ni) 135
"And now, after being lambasted by Trump, President Lead from Behind says he's going too."
Obongo follows where Trump leads. Just like the "radical Islam" kerfuffle. Seriously, Obongo should be a mess boy in the White House. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Shep at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (qul7b) 137
Hillary will have to get he fat ass down there now.She is probably so pissed that she has to mingle with rubes and pretend she gives a fuck.
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (fA75F) She may soil her mandarin robes amongst the slime and slop of Louisiana, or as she calls it "America's Colon." Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (hLRSq) 138
Obama is going to let Louisianians fail him in person. I hope they are proud of themselves.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza - Professional Obama Dick Sucker at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (mr9LF) 139
The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (zeRiI) At a certain point, you just punch the one in front of you and sort it out later. Posted by: troyriser at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (OGbEB) 140
By the time Choom Boy arrives, most of the water will have receded (unless it rains heavily again).
So, he won't have to worry about getting his shoes wet. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 04:05 PM (8m6GQ) 142
The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG. Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (zeRiI) She has hitched her wagon to Obama so if he looks bad so does she Posted by: Flawless Male logic at August 19, 2016 04:05 PM (lKyWE) 143
Nope. I don't know what the swimmers did to the bathroom, but the way the gas station owner and his security guards, and then the Rio police handled it reeks of extortion. Probably SOP in Rio when it comes to tourists, but it doesn't make it right.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH) Years ago, a friend and his girlfriend were vacationing in Mexico. Armed police on the beach took the girlfriend hostage and ordered my friend to pay them to let her go. He had to run and cash travelers' checks (remember those?) to free her. Posted by: Boots at August 19, 2016 04:05 PM (EBwPV) 144
Obama can't go because, let's face it, it's hard to be clear in a disaster area.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 04:05 PM (4ErVI) 145
If Hillery! goes to the flood, she better watch out for those horny manatees.
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 04:05 PM (HgMAr) 146
Seriously, Obongo should be a mess boy in the White House.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (SRKgf) ---- Well.... 20 years ago he'd be carrying our bags. Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 19, 2016 04:05 PM (8XRCm) 147
"Obama announces he will visit Louisiana Tuesday after consultations with governor..." This morning: LA gov tells Trump to volunteer or donate instead of coming for photo-op. "We welcome him to LA, but not for a photo-op," Gov. Jon Bel Edwards said. Edwards asked the president to keep away, too, so as to not divert much-needed emergency resources to road closures and security detail. "Quite frankly, that is something I dont want to go through right now," Edwards said. "While the president is welcome to visit, Id rather he give us another week or two. And then he can visit." The Hill Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 04:05 PM (kdS6q) 148
Obama is going to let Louisianians fail him in person. I hope they are proud of themselves.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza - Professional Obama Dick Sucker at August 19, 2016 04:04 PM (mr9LF) LOL Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2016 04:06 PM (3JA/M) 149
Surely there's a dry enough golf course within125 miles
.. Posted by: JEM at August 19, 2016 04:06 PM (o+SC1) 150
The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (zeRiI) Concern Troll: One definition is the comment is always negative; even if the subject does right, he does not do it right at the correct time or in the correct fashion. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 19, 2016 04:06 PM (hLRSq) 151
Seriously, Obongo should be a mess boy in the White House
Posted by: bill clinton at August 19, 2016 04:06 PM (C6xeQ) 152
?Does Louisiana have any nukes they can use against Israel?
OK> we know the answer is no and we know that Barky only blows the guys who have The stuff to f*ck Israel. May be LSU can cook up some destructive stuff that Barky will be willing to pay for... Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at August 19, 2016 04:06 PM (AV4JD) Posted by: Zombie Robot Nixon! at August 19, 2016 04:06 PM (qul7b) 154
Obama had a letter sent to LA reminding officials not to discriminate when handing out the help.
That had to endear him with the state govt folks. Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:07 PM (ZXR6+) 155
Check out CNN.com and see if you can spot the coverage of this event. Sheesh.
Posted by: major major major major in jail at August 19, 2016 04:07 PM (HU03Q) 156
Obama will raise the Cajuns' spirits with his lofty rhetoric of "ummms, errrrs, and 'let me be clear, no one has been more concerned'" bullshit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 04:07 PM (1ZOkK) 157
The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
** Agreed, but I'll bet Edwards, TFG, and Cankles are burning up the phone lines right now over this. Shit, there's pics on Twitter of folks down there today putting up Trump for President signs with the wreckage. Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 04:07 PM (8m6GQ) 158
I can't believe Obama changed gears so rapidly that now he's imitating Trump after just two hours ago saying that he refused to engage in political grandstanding just for the optics.
Just sheer shameful disgusting pandering on Obama's part. He flipped out once he realized that Trump was wining the news cycle. But, luckily for us, Obama's visit will be too little too late. Trump will have already Trumped him. Tuesday? Fuggeddaboutit. Also funny how Hillary had to send her Negro manservant to do tricks for the rubes, while she can't be budged from her Royal Pillow. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:07 PM (jBuUi) 159
The only thing done wrong was the timing of Manafort leaving the campaign. Which of course gives Hillary's flying monkeys in the media endless material about which to sarcastically chitter, rather than covering Trump's visit.
Will they? Consider: Clinton allies get in a scandal and what happens? Paging Debbie Wasserman-Shultz...yeah. Not really a comparison they want, is it? Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 04:08 PM (9krrF) 160
By the time Choom Boy arrives, most of the water will have receded (unless it rains heavily again).
.......... Then we'll get some more awesome umbrella pics. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 04:08 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Barack McCopycat at August 19, 2016 04:08 PM (ODxAs) 162
Update: Yeah, Ms. Clinton said she would cause too many "distractions" by lending her Imperial Presence to the stricken area.
Well, in fairness, bitchy drunks do tend to cause a distraction. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2016 04:09 PM (+lVUW) 163
WTH? I'm here in LA & it's drought and forest fires! Guess I'll drink until it's time for the Hollywood Bowl!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 19, 2016 04:09 PM (FXW24) 164
Let's see how that bus handles robot parts!
Posted by: Chupacabra at August 19, 2016 04:09 PM (0IDyD) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (gUoN4) 166
Clintons are in Marthas Vineyard as well. Hope they get a shot of her and TFG yucking it up
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (/D5Lf) 167
Well, in fairness, bitchy drunks do tend to cause a distraction.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2016 04:09 PM (+lVUW) Well, she could stay in NOLA! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (wCEn4) 168
Hillary stays away from bodies of water lest she end up being burned as a witch.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (nFdGS) 169
102 The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (zeRiI) But consider how this looks: Trump takes charge, shows leadership, force the putative President to dance to his tune. He's inviting comparisons of himself with the "President," and ignoring Hillary, who's "resting." Who's the old lady tottering around screeching? Who cares? She's now being relegated to the same status as Gary Johnson. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (SRKgf) 170
MSNBC doesn't mention Trump's visit to LA at all, but we already knew that.
Posted by: major major major major at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (HU03Q) 171
As an added treat, The President will slow jam When The Levee Breaks accompanied by Joe "Two-Harps" Biden with a harmonica in each nostril.
Posted by: True Facts Russian News at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (Ty4IQ) 172
So is the msm scrambling to rewrite their previous positions on this?
Yeah, I won't hold my breath. Posted by: Tami at August 19, 2016 04:11 PM (Enq6K) 173
I haven't kept up on state polls. Is Louisiana in play?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 04:11 PM (KUaJL) 174
"Gov. Edwards, this is certainly one hell of a water hazard. What do you think, Pitching Wedge?" Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 04:11 PM (kdS6q) 175
I guess the Hell Beast is "in a ways tahred."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 04:11 PM (1ZOkK) 176
Clintons are in Marthas Vineyard as well. Hope they get a shot of her and TFG yucking it up
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 19, 2016 04:10 PM (/D5Lf) Obama in a golf cart; Hillary in a Hover-round! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:11 PM (wCEn4) 177
I can't believe Obama changed gears so rapidly that now he's imitating Trump after just two hours ago saying that he refused to engage in political grandstanding just for the optics.
Just sheer shameful disgusting pandering on Obama's part. He flipped out once he realized that Trump was wining the news cycle. Mr. Bo Jangles, dance .... I'll call the tune. - Trump Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:12 PM (SRKgf) 178
We hate Trump because Trump lies about our Black Presdent and that bothers al of us in Brattleboro. Presdent Obama should make Trump drop out of the Presdential race immediately for lying !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2016 04:12 PM (NuElX) 179
Was Obama a golfer before he was President?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 19, 2016 04:12 PM (IqV8l) 180
The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
Posted by: davidt So true. And it crystallizes another brilliant WINNING strategy that Trump should adopt: Every time that Obama does something as Hillary's surrogate on the campaign trail (such as visiting Louisiana, etc.), Trump should constantly quip that she's using Obama as her "servant" or "hired help," and make his efforts and surrogacy look like she's a plantation mistress abusing the House Negroes to do her work for her. And then, just keep twisting that knife. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:12 PM (jBuUi) 181
Yeah, Ms. Clinton said she would cause too many "distractions" by lending her Imperial Presence to the stricken area.
To be fair, the team of several-hundred scroungers which fans out to scour the local area for liquor at every stop would get in the way of cleanup operations. Posted by: fair and balanced at August 19, 2016 04:13 PM (2WoCi) 182
Clintons are in Marthas Vineyard as well. Hope they get a shot of her and TFG yucking it up
Whale on the beach! Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2016 04:13 PM (3zi7q) 183
But, luckily for us, Obama's visit will be too little too late. Trump will have already Trumped him. Tuesday? Fuggeddaboutit.
Trump should put up a sign at the airport: "Welcome, Mr. President. - Donald Trump" Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:13 PM (SRKgf) 184
As an added treat, The President will slow jam When The Levee Breaks accompanied by Joe "Two-Harps" Biden with a harmonica in each nostril.
- And James Taylor will sing I've Seen Fire and I've Seen Rain. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 04:13 PM (Nwg0u) 185
Can I just finish my
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Was Obama a golfer before he was President? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 19, 2016 04:12 PM (IqV8l) He's not a golfer now. Anyone who plays as much as he does and takes 5, 6 or more hours for a round is bad. Really bad. Michael Jordan mocked his "skillz." Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK) 188
haven't kept up on state polls. Is Louisiana in play?Posted by: joe, living dangerously
Went for Romney in 12. Don't know what the gaslighting polls say lately. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 04:14 PM (ZnIt3) 189
Mary Cloggenstein is without a doubt my favorite parody sock, but there are days she makes me want to nuke Battleboro.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 04:14 PM (iIzG7) 190
Obama will show up with a big government check. Hillary will have a photo-op hugging flood-victim-children(checking tenderness and juiciness).
mfm will ejaculate. Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (zeRiI) Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (nCSwS) 192
>>The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
Really? Is that why Obama is bad-mouthing Trump when holding joint press conferences with world leaders, and has scheduled to spend October making the case for Hillary?!? Would you also say Obama wasted so much of his campaign time criticizing George Bush 2007-2008? Trump is running against Hillary and Obama. Also, the press. Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: 80's music fan at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (scP6Z) 194
It would be hilarious if a bunch of Cajuns put up a sign at the airport that said:
"Thanks for coming, President Obama. Mr. Trump was here and we don't need you now." Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (1ZOkK) 195
Tuesday? At that point what difference will it make?
Posted by: Mother Nature at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (FXW24) 196
179 Was Obama a golfer before he was President?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 19, 2016 04:12 PM (IqV8l) Hell, he's not one NOW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9m3GyDh6M8 Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (SRKgf) 197
"The only thing done wrong was the timing of Manafort leaving the campaign. Which of course gives Hillary's flying monkeys in the media endless material about which to sarcastically chitter, rather than covering Trump's visit."
****** It does not matter if the subject does the right thing; it is always done at the wrong time or in the wrong fashion. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 19, 2016 04:16 PM (hLRSq) 198
I would have to conclude Trump/Pence have won the news cycle for the weekend. Good for them. More speeches. Especially from Louisiana to highlight Democrat destruction. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (9P3OG) 199
Obama now looks lousy no matter what he does. Is Gary Johnson going to take some pot down there for them?
Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 03:51 PM (ZXR6+) Now when he goes, it will look like he's only going because he was shamed into it. Of course, the MSM will find a way to fix it for him. Cillizza can lead the way. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (+lVUW) 200
Was Obama a golfer before he was President?
I'm sure Barack would tell you he's a better golfer than most professional golfers. He's just demeaning himself by serving us all as President Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (nCSwS) 201
179 Was Obama a golfer before he was President?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 19, 2016 04:12 PM (IqV8l) He liked playing with balls from an early age. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (4ErVI) 202
Obama will show up with a big government check.
No he won't. He'll promise something and deliver nothing. He screwed Chris Christie and the people of nj after Sandy. They got bupkis. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (ZnIt3) 203
'I've never played with Obama, but I would,' Jordan said, before reconsidering. 'But no, that's OK, I'd take him out. He's a hack and I'd be all day playing with him ... I never said he wasn't a great politician, I'm just saying he's a shitty golfer.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (ATVNj) 204
In the event of a water landing your fluffy pillows can be used as a flotation device.
Posted by: Barack on the Bayou at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (wPiJc) 205
JugEars didn't bother planning a Louisiana trip because them Cajuns punch above their weight. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (xxSK3) 206
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He's just demeaning himself by serving us all as President Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (nCSwS) They really could use a leader like him. On Uranus. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (9P3OG) 207
194 It would be hilarious if a bunch of Cajuns put up a sign at the airport that said:
"Thanks for coming, President Obama. Mr. Trump was here and we don't need you now." Posted by: Jane D'oh Or, the punchline to a completely taboo joke, "The President don't know much about alligator-hunting." (If you don't get the reference, please don't ask. I don't want to get banned. But today's current events are the old joke exactly come to life!) Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (jBuUi) 208
So Obama can't make it until next Tuesday but he did find time to let the cousin-humpers in LA know they shouldn't "discriminate":
In a 16-page guidance issued Tuesday, the Obama administration, led by the Justice Department, warned Louisiana recipients of federal disaster assistance against engaging in "unlawful discrimination on the basis of race, color, or national origin (including limited English proficiency)." Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (8m6GQ) 209
no matter what u think of Trump..blah blah. How can anyone vote for these 'other' people? They are a disgrace. Jeez.
Posted by: johny boy at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (UNXWZ) 210
>>Was Obama a golfer before he was President?
No idea. He did live in DC by himself as a Senator, with assistance from his "body man" Reggie, while Michelle, the kids and their nanny, mama Robinson stayed in Chicago. That's a lot of free time to fill... Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 04:19 PM (NOIQH) 211
22 13 Fox just now reporting Preezy Four Putt will be going to Baton Rouge next week.
Lol. Trump got under his thin skin. [ ] high sperm count [ x ] low sperm count Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (u0s1P) Oh, wait. You're only counting his own sperm? Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:19 PM (SRKgf) 212
I'm not a golfer, so when I'm elected President, you won't have to worry about me spending time on the links.
But let me tell you, the neighbors might not like the Presidential Rifle Range that will be installed in the White House's back yard. You'll all be invited to come by and join me, and that will include the kegger afterwards. Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 04:19 PM (iIzG7) Posted by: ThunderB at August 19, 2016 04:19 PM (4mz7K) 214
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (zeRiI)
Your concern is: [ ] Boring [X] Very Boring Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Campaign F.U.D. Fix at the Outrage Outlet! New Shipments Arrive Daily! at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (hLRSq) 215
Stay away Barry & Hillsry. We got enuff cold blooded reptiles.
Posted by: Swamp People at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (FXW24) 216
Scott Adams blog is required reading these days. I've gone from thinking he was completely insane, to finding him amusingly eccentric.
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (q177U) 217
More speeches. Especially from Louisiana to highlight Democrat destruction. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (9P3OG) Nah nothing political today from LA.He'll be in Michigan tonight for a speech though. Posted by: Flawless Male logic at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (lKyWE) 218
198 I would have to conclude Trump/Pence have won the news cycle for the weekend. Good for them.
More speeches. Especially from Louisiana to highlight Democrat destruction. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:17 PM (9P3OG) I was thinking that too, but go check out a bunch of news pages. It's depressing. NY Times, crickets. Even on the politics page. CNN same. MSNBC...haha jk of course they aren't covering it. If you like Fox or Drudge, Trump's the story, but everyone else is completely ignoring it and pumping negative Trump stories. Posted by: major major major major at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (1sw1f) 219
Because I sometimes read "Miss Manners" on the Washington Post site, they send me emails trying to get me to subscribe. This afternoon I sent them a lovely email about why I won't subscribe to their liberal newspaper. I didn't use the word "f**k" once, so you see, I do learn something from "Miss Manners".
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They can use Obama as a sandbag. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 19, 2016 03:46 PM (4ErVI) Too skinny. Can't even do that. Posted by: gracepc at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (OU4q6) 221
Hillary's exoskeleton isnt water resistant.
She may short out if she gets wet down there - Wicked Witch of the West had the same problem. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (Nwg0u) 222
President Lead From Behind just threw her under his Bloody Bus.
Posted by Ace at 03:48 PM ++++ No need to curse about it. I thought this was a family blog. Posted by: Some Brit at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (R+30W) 223
Reuters. U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump toured flood-damaged Louisiana on Friday, despite the Democratic state governors urging not to make political stops in areas affected by recent deadly rains. Politico: Louisiana governor warns against Trump photo-op The Atlantic: Wanted or Not, Trump Shows Up in Louisiana Huffington Post: Louisiana Governor Doesn't Want Trump To Visit Just For A Photo-Op "Obama's coming? Hold the front page and get me the rewrite desk!" Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (kdS6q) 224
>>In a 16-page guidance issued Tuesday, the Obama administration, led by
the Justice Department, warned Louisiana recipients of federal disaster assistance against engaging in "unlawful discrimination on the basis of race, color, or national origin (including limited English proficiency)." OMG, is that for real? *That* is how they're helping people affected by the flooding?!? Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 04:21 PM (NOIQH) 225
I actually think Hillary's right here. Her presence would be distracting, because more poeple would be spending time making sure she doesn't hurt herself than actually helping the people who live there.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 04:22 PM (KUaJL) 226
I was thinking that too, but go check out a bunch of news pages. It's depressing. NY Times, crickets. Even on the politics page. CNN same. MSNBC...haha jk of course they aren't covering it. If you like Fox or Drudge, Trump's the story, but everyone else is completely ignoring it and pumping negative Trump stories.
Posted by: major major major major Dude, they already announced in a front-page editorial that they were henceforth going to be unapologetic about their anti-Trump bias. Expect this every day. It's not surprising. Nor even depressing. Just pump the story to make them seem irrelevant. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:22 PM (jBuUi) 227
Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 04:18 PM (8m6GQ)
I hope they'll have time to distribute that guidance to all the Cajun Navy personnel that are now working without clear guidelines from DC! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:23 PM (wCEn4) 228
Once Hillary Clinton gets a blood transfusion from select virgins she'll be good to go, too.
Bill has to fly down to pedo island to pick out the blood donors first. Won't the fact that Bill has "picked" them disqualify them for the reason they were to be selected? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2016 04:23 PM (f4qXm) 229
Obozo will make sure the Cajun sailors can use whichever out house they're more comfortable with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 04:23 PM (Nwg0u) 230
Barry is just going there to pick up some weed for his daughters before the flood lay waste to the entire crop.
Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2016 04:24 PM (HVQlX) 231
Won't the fact that Bill has "picked" them disqualify them for the reason they were to be selected?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2016 04:23 PM (f4qXm) Depends. Does butt stuff count? Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 19, 2016 04:24 PM (KUaJL) 232
I'm going to a Trump rally tomorrow in Fredericksburg VA. Never been to a political rally before. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (/AVQj) 233
Hillary's exoskeleton isnt water resistant.
She may short out if she gets wet down there Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 04:15 PM (nCSwS) ................ I'm thinking she's all dried up down there. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (HgMAr) 234
Saw somewhere that Dr Drew whoever he is, I'm guessing one of those TV doc shills for the latest diet or nutrition fads thinks Hillary is ill. So tin foil hat on.
If she looks too weak in the polls as we stagger towards the election she will have some kind of health crisis so the DNC can parachute in a replacement. FBI gave congress their files. Golly gee I betcha Ryan and the turtle would agree to a united front with Pelosi and dirty Harry if they get word that the money people want Hillary impeached or whatever if she doesn't agree that she is in medical crisis and must withdraw from the race. Hillary and Bill will be told the CGI fund will not be touched if she cooperates by withdrawing "due to medical situation" Posted by: Palerider at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (dkExz) 235
Hillary needs to stay away from bodies of water, lest Greenpeace activists try to rescue her by pushing her back out to sea.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (7ZVPa) 236
"Trump is running against Hillary and Obama.
Also, the press." Trump is fighting the Clintons, Obama, MSM, the shit head pundits, the fifth column GOPe and Papa Kahn. The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people. When we win it will be glorious. First 100 days will be aimed at undoing as much of Obama's legacy as possible. Sic Chris Christie as AG on the Clintons. Salt the earth where the Foundation stood. And the Little Rock library. MSM will lose what little credibility they have. Expect Roger Ailes to team with Stephen Bannon to expand Breitbart into an online streaming news network, with Hannity and maybe O'Reilly onboard. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 04:26 PM (r1fLd) 237
Scott Adams blog is required reading these days. I've gone from thinking he was completely insane, to finding him amusingly eccentric.
He just did an interview with Stefan Molyneux.. pretty good. http://tinyurl.com/mcfuc3s Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 04:26 PM (TQxRy) 238
Scott Adams blog is required reading these days. I've gone from thinking he was completely insane, to finding him amusingly eccentric.
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (q177U) I've always like Dilbert and stumbled across his blog which I find hilarious. I've read his book as well and it is pretty interesting and funny. Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:26 PM (wCEn4) 239
"I'm thinking she's all dried up down there."
In that case, I hope Huma isn't uncomfortable with sand fleas. Posted by: Qoheleth at August 19, 2016 04:26 PM (iIzG7) 240
Won't the fact that Bill has "picked" them disqualify them for the reason they were to be selected? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2016 04:23 PM (f4qXm) Like he cares Posted by: Flawless Male logic at August 19, 2016 04:27 PM (lKyWE) 241
ONE TIME IDI AND I WERE AT FLOODED SWAMP CAMP AND IDI IS TAKING A LEAK. THIS ALLIGATOR SWIMS UP TO IDI AND TRIES TO BITE HIS MANLY UNIT OFF - HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE A WATER MOCCASIN, CAN'T BLAME THE GATOR - AND IDI GRABS THAT GATOR, STICKS HIS ARM ALL THE WAY DOWN IT'S MOUTH TO IT'S BUTT HOLE, GETS A FINGER HOLD AND TURNS THAT GATOR INSIDE OUT! IDI THOUGHT THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN THAT HE INVERTED SNAKES, TURTLES AND A FAMILY OF TAU CETI 5 ALIENS HE FOUND CHAINED UP IN A SWAMP PEOPLE SHACK... Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MINCING FLOODITE at August 19, 2016 04:27 PM (qul7b) 242
*That* is how they're helping people affected by the flooding?!?
** I shit you not. http://go.shr.lc/2bDzUiD Posted by: Azathoth at August 19, 2016 04:27 PM (8m6GQ) 243
She may short out if she gets wet down there
Twell me abrow it. My twoung has ewetrical burns wall the thyme. Posted by: Huma at August 19, 2016 04:27 PM (f4qXm) 244
226 I was thinking that too, but go check out a bunch of news pages. It's depressing. NY Times, crickets. Even on the politics page. CNN same. MSNBC...haha jk of course they aren't covering it. If you like Fox or Drudge, Trump's the story, but everyone else is completely ignoring it and pumping negative Trump stories.
Posted by: major major major major Dude, they already announced in a front-page editorial that they were henceforth going to be unapologetic about their anti-Trump bias. Expect this every day. It's not surprising. Nor even depressing. Just pump the story to make them seem irrelevant. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:22 PM (jBuUi) ++++ There are other important stories that require attention. Olympic speed walker collapses in sad puddle of his own poop http://nypost.com/2016/08/19/olympic-speed -walker-collapses-in-sad-puddle-of-his-own-poop/ Don't forget to check the pictures! Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 19, 2016 04:27 PM (R+30W) 245
Cant wait for Captain Dipshit to pronounce cajun as "kawjune" Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2016 04:28 PM (8XRCm) 246
226 Dude, they already announced in a front-page editorial that they were henceforth going to be unapologetic about their anti-Trump bias.
Expect this every day. It's not surprising. Nor even depressing. Just pump the story to make them seem irrelevant. Pump it where? Facebook's "curated" newsfeed? Posted by: major major major major at August 19, 2016 04:29 PM (1sw1f) 247
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (/AVQj)
I'd like to go to that rally, but I have work that must be done! I hope you will write up a review. Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:29 PM (wCEn4) 248
The 'G' is Silent- a limerick of the Cajuns.
Our brave, though inept Captain Zero Missed out on becoming a hero While surveying the flood He got stuck in the mud Cause he couldn't maneuver his pirogue Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 04:29 PM (wPiJc) 249
This is great. The flood story will be old news by the time he gets there. The lapdog media will look silly trying to play it up.
Unforced error, and a big one. And yes, Trump is running against Obie and Hilly. Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:30 PM (ZXR6+) 250
Also cant wait for Captain Dipshit to think "Coon Ass" is a derogatory term for... him. Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2016 04:30 PM (8XRCm) 251
234 Saw somewhere that Dr Drew whoever he is, I'm guessing one of those TV doc shills for the latest diet or nutrition fads thinks Hillary is ill. So tin foil hat on.
If she looks too weak in the polls as we stagger towards the election she will have some kind of health crisis so the DNC can parachute in a replacement. FBI gave congress their files. Golly gee I betcha Ryan and the turtle would agree to a united front with Pelosi and dirty Harry if they get word that the money people want Hillary impeached or whatever if she doesn't agree that she is in medical crisis and must withdraw from the race. Hillary and Bill will be told the CGI fund will not be touched if she cooperates by withdrawing "due to medical situation" Posted by: Palerider at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (dkExz) ++++ Dr. Drew was Adam Carolla's sidekick on Loveline. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 19, 2016 04:30 PM (R+30W) 252
I'm thinking she's all dried up down there.
You think her ass is big now, let a corner of her Depends hit some of that water. She'd sink like a bag of bricks and a crane couldn't haul her out of there. Posted by: dartist at August 19, 2016 04:30 PM (3zi7q) 253
I can show Dear Leader the "turn the head slowly while a tear flows down the cheek" trick if he'd like.
Call me. I got nuthin but time. Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at August 19, 2016 04:31 PM (qJhUV) 254
93 Am I the only person on the planet that thinks that pulling a gun on someone and making him give you his wallet, is armed robbery, even if he just broke your bathroom door?
The real question is, when will it be Somalia's turn to host the olympics? I'm sure the pirates can come up with the bribe money. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2016 04:31 PM (+lVUW) 255
Posted by: Palerider at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (dkExz)
Dr. Drew is of Love Line fame with Adam Carolla. Even in light of this , he has always appeared to be a knowledgeable physician instead of just a celebrity Doctor. Meaning he keeps up his medical continuing education. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (QvdcM) 256
Hillary needs to stay away from bodies of water, lest Greenpeace activists try to rescue her by pushing her back out to sea.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (7ZVPa) .......... Or she gets raped by a mating herd of manatees. Posted by: wth at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (HgMAr) 257
Between Hill and Obama they work 3 days a week.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (VdICR) 258
I'm going to a Trump rally tomorrow in Fredericksburg VA. Never been to a political rally before. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 19, 2016 04:25 PM (/AVQj) I'll be there as well, should be interesting for sure. Posted by: spypeach at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (nyYhO) 259
So I had a prelim job interview today. I'll find out in a couple of weeks if I made the cut.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (0mRoj) 260
Obama doesn't know the difference between a pirogue and a pierogi. I'm sure the Cajun Navy will give him the one finger salute.
Posted by: no good deed at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (9nt94) Posted by: A. Hathaway at August 19, 2016 04:33 PM (f4qXm) 262
So I had a prelim job interview today. I'll find out in a couple of weeks if I made the cut.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (0mRoj) Good luck. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 19, 2016 04:33 PM (QvdcM) 263
>>I shit you not.
http://go.shr.lc/2bDzUiD Remember the bad old Bush years when there was the Tsunami in Asia, and while the UN was still working on booking a five-star hotel to accommodate their meeting to decide how they would provide assistance to the victms, Bush partnered with Japan and Australia and started providing immediate aid (medical care, water, food) via US Navy ships in the region? With Obama, the feds are now emulating the UN response. Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 04:33 PM (NOIQH) 264
Hillary not going to be withdrawn. As long as she can function for a few minutes at a time she's in. Bill can do the actual work after the election.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:33 PM (ZXR6+) Posted by: Pete Seria at August 19, 2016 04:34 PM (/pOl7) 266
And if Bill falters there's always Huma.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:34 PM (ZXR6+) 267
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (0mRoj)
Good luck. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 19, 2016 04:33 PM (QvdcM) Thanks man. I have a really good set of qualifications and experience for this one, but there's also a lot of competition. Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2016 04:34 PM (0mRoj) 268
264 Hillary not going to be withdrawn. As long as she can function for a few minutes at a time she's in. Bill can do the actual work after the election.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:33 PM (ZXR6+) Are you kidding? Bill looks like he's about ready to start playing handball with his own shit. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:35 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 19, 2016 04:35 PM (OkKDg) 270
257 Between Hill and Obama they work 3 days a week.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2016 04:32 PM (VdICR) They destroy more in 3 days than you can imagine. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (9P3OG) 271
Am I the only person on the planet that thinks that pulling a gun on someone and making him give you his wallet, is armed robbery, even if he just broke your bathroom door? Its Brazil.If the owner didn't do it the cops would and the owner would be sol Posted by: Flawless Male logic at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (lKyWE) 272
Are you kidding? Bill looks like he's about ready to start playing handball with his own shit.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:35 PM (SRKgf) See 266. Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (ZXR6+) 273
Bush partnered with Japan and Australia and started providing immediate aid (medical care, water, food) via US Navy ships in the region No enough diversity Posted by: Barack Obama at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (IqV8l) 274
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2016 04:34 PM (0mRoj)
Glad you had an interview. Will continue to keep you in prayer. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (6HqlZ) 275
So from Friday to Tuesday, it goes from political theater to not political theater. Huh.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (+FSld) 276
Remember the bad old Bush years when there was the Tsunami in Asia, and while the UN was still working on booking a five-star hotel to accommodate their meeting to decide how they would provide assistance to the victms, Bush partnered with Japan and Australia and started providing immediate aid (medical care, water, food) via US Navy ships in the region?
With Obama, the feds are now emulating the UN response. That's all they know how to do. Actual accomplishments? None. No can do. Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2016 04:37 PM (ksPsw) 277
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (6HqlZ)
Thanks Fen. I sure could use a spot of good news. I feel like I've been circling the drain. Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2016 04:37 PM (0mRoj) 278
In other news, how fucking whiny and annoying has AllahPundit become? HotAir isn't even worth a read anymore.
Shame. Posted by: Community Organizer at August 19, 2016 04:37 PM (9VLhN) 279
Pump it where? Facebook's "curated" newsfeed?
Posted by: major major major major You just pinpointed THE major issue of the modern era: The liberal stranglehold on the media, and hence the national narrative. Each of os tiny peons has very little power to change or affect this. But every little thing you do helps. Just visiting AoS, and NOT visiting the NYTimes, takes one visitor from their traffic stats and adds it to Ace's stats. If a million people imitated you, Ace would be as influential as the NYTimes. Sure, we may not be able to wrest control of the Old Organs from the leftists' hands, but we can render them irrelevant by endlessly shunning them and preferring anti-leftist media sources. But beyond being a statistic, yes, post it on Facebook, and make some Facebook minion spend precious minutes silencing you and censoring you. Just get creative. I have o magic answer. Post, post, post, visit, visit, visit, and do whatever you can in meatspace. Every little bit helps, as pitiful as each individual act seems. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (jBuUi) 280
Cant wait for Captain Dipshit to pronounce cajun as "kawjune"
Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2016 04:28 PM (8XRCm) ............... Ahm gawn tuh Lose - e - ana. Posted by: Barry Soetoro, AA, BFD, Hahvahd at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (HgMAr) 281
Hillary is staying in. This withdrawal talk is a fantasy.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (ZXR6+) 282
President Lead From Behind just threw her under his Bloody Bus.
---- The Clintons did the same to me. Posted by: Buddy The Dog at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (9mTYi) 283
os tiny peons = us tiny peons
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (jBuUi) 284
I was thinking that too, but go check out a bunch of news pages. It's depressing. NY Times, crickets. Even on the politics page. CNN same. MSNBC...haha jk of course they aren't covering it. If you like Fox or Drudge, Trump's the story, but everyone else is completely ignoring it and pumping negative Trump stories.
Posted by: major major major major at August 19, 2016 04:20 PM (1sw1f) Not to be all-Pollyanna or anything, but there are already videos being posted on youtube, so the good news can by-pass the msm. Remember the Ivanka-ear-cuff-kerfuffle? The jewelry company's instagram and facebook pages were splattered in overwhelmingly Trump-supportive comments. Maybe people have gotten so fed-up they are hitting back hard with whatever tools they have and social media can be a great tool. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (oQQwD) 285
275 So from Friday to Tuesday, it goes from political theater to not political theater. Huh.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 04:36 PM (+FSld) The idea is to keep them off balance and go on the offensive. I especially think attacking their 50+year record of black genocide is effective. Team up with Sheriff Clarke in Milwaukee. Make them defend the indefensible and then call them on it. Attack! Attack! Attack! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (9P3OG) 286
Playing rope-a-dope on a certain issue and news-cycle with someone like Hillary would be easy and unremarkable for a better political class than what we've got. Trump is the one-eyed king in the land of the blind.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (VdICR) 287
I will be delivering figs. To apes. In grottos.
Posted by: Obama at August 19, 2016 04:39 PM (KH8nb) 288
Good luck, Insomniac!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 04:39 PM (NOIQH) 289
Its Brazil.
-- Chris Plante was saying on his radio show this week that it's well known that you should never get into Brazil's equivalent to a yellow cab. According to him, the drivers are known to turn around and stick a gun right in your face. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 04:39 PM (+FSld) 290
Trump is running against Hillary and Obama.
Also, the press. And the GOPe/NeverTrumpers. And a vast number of entrenched Federal bureacrats. Posted by: J Koskinen at August 19, 2016 04:39 PM (wCEn4) 291
We were all so proud of Presdent Obama and his announcement to the people of Louisiana about not taking advantage of persons of color flood victims. We hope Trump does not say anything stupid to make the situation worse until Presdent Obama arrives ...........
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2016 04:40 PM (NuElX) 292
ump it where? Facebook's "curated" newsfeed?
Posted by: major major major major I put whiteboard signs outside my house almost everyday during the least two election cycles. I figure at least 50 people go down my street each day. It is changes one mind to vote for Trump and against Hillary I've done my part-and I'm not even cheerleader for Trump. I also used to do little sticky post it notes in the inside of papers. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (6HqlZ) 293
just how do you make a taco BOWL lesbian? Just wondering. Posted by: JEM at August 19, 2016 03:49 PM (o+SC1) Make it pink? Lesbians love pink tacos. Posted by: Jollyroger at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (t06LC) 294
Hillary not going to be withdrawn. As long as she can function for a few minutes at a time she's in.
- Listen, and understand! That Hellbitch is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (Nwg0u) 295
During the Trump-Pence visit to LA, a republican official takes a well-deserved swipe at tgf:
Go to the 4:25 mark http://tinyurl.com/j5knzly Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (oQQwD) 296
Bush partnered with Japan and Australia and started providing immediate aid (medical care, water, food) via US Navy ships in the region
-------------- This isn't about aid, or resources. It's about fairness. Posted by: Barky at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (9mTYi) 297
Team up with Sheriff Clarke in Milwaukee.
-- That man is the bomb, and lately has been so on point with everything AA's need to be hearing. It'd be great for him to travel around with Trump and/or Pence. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (+FSld) 298
A test for MSM tonight will be whether Trump gets any TV coverage, or whether they fill time with Bill Clinton turning 70 today.
e.g.,MSNBC has always been shameless at running filler to avoid Big Stories that don't fit the Narrative. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (r1fLd) 299
It doesn't matter what TFG or Depends do now. Trump sucked all the air out of this already with his trip. People have moved on to the coming terrorist attack next week.
Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (VndSC) 300
Hillary Clinton hates black people
Posted by: Kanye West at August 19, 2016 04:42 PM (960oq) 301
>>> Bill can do the actual work after the election.
"Are you kidding? Bill looks like he's about ready to start playing handball with his own shit." Trump has been leaving some great angles of attack just lying unused on the table. One is that Hillary says she's going to put Bill in charge of resuscitating the economy. Yes, THAT Bill. The frail, haggard Bill who himself looks to be in urgent need of resuscitation. Posted by: torquewrench at August 19, 2016 04:42 PM (noWW6) 302
Why does that racist sheriff Clack in Milwalkee hate persons of color ????
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2016 04:42 PM (NuElX) 303
That Hellbitch is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ------------- You'll be hearing from my lawyers. Posted by: Zombie Tom Clancy at August 19, 2016 04:42 PM (9mTYi) 304
"I also used to do little sticky post it notes in the inside of papers." A shady lady Took all my bread She ravaged my body Lord She messed with my head I don't know But I think I've had my fill Call the doctor I think I'm ill -J.J. Cale Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (ZXR6+) 305
281 Hillary is staying in. This withdrawal talk is a fantasy. Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:38 PM (ZXR6+) The words Hillary, withdrawl, and fantasy should never be used in the same sentence. Ask Bill. Posted by: Jollyroger at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (t06LC) 306
302 Why does that racist sheriff Clack in Milwalkee hate persons of color ????
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2016 04:42 PM (NuElX) Click Clacks are dangerous, despite the colors. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (9P3OG) 307
301 >>> Bill can do the actual work after the election.
- - - Lol. Dude looks like he's dying of AIDS. Posted by: Community Organizer at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (9VLhN) 308
Its Brazil.
-- Chris Plante was saying on his radio show this week that it's well known that you should never get into Brazil's equivalent to a yellow cab. According to him, the drivers are known to turn around and stick a gun right in your face. You leave the US and you are on your own. Sorry, but that's the way it is. Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (ksPsw) 309
298
e.g.,MSNBC has always been shameless at running filler to avoid Big Stories that don't fit the Narrative. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (r1fLd) So the John Siegenthaler weekend prison documentaries will now be in prime time? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:44 PM (9P3OG) 310
Colin Powell told Hillary to stay away from the Cajun jumbalaya.
Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2016 04:44 PM (HVQlX) 311
307 Lol.
Dude looks like he's dying of AIDS. Posted by: Community Organizer at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (9VLhN) Heh. Fitting, that is. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:44 PM (9P3OG) 312
So, are funds from
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2016 04:44 PM (9mTYi) 313
So I stopped at a gas station to use the restroom.
Then a man put a gun to my head and forced me to promise to campaign only two days a week. That's the honest truth. Believe me, if not for that I would be out campaigning every day! Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 19, 2016 04:45 PM (PL2OL) 314
Why does that racist sheriff Clack in Milwalkee hate persons of color ????
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien from Brattleboro, VT Probably because he IS a person of color and KNOWS first hand how worthless those thugs are. Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2016 04:45 PM (ksPsw) 315
Dude looks like he's dying of AIDS.
Posted by: Community Organizer at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (9VLhN) Any lab that does Bill's blood work would probably have to be temporarily closed and then burnt to the ground. Weaponized VD is nothing to trifle with. Posted by: Jollyroger at August 19, 2016 04:45 PM (t06LC) 316
Just went over to NR. All their articles have "0 shares" under them. I wonder how long they can stay in business if nobody reads their crap any more?
Posted by: Bernette at August 19, 2016 04:45 PM (3LwCF) 317
310 Colin Powell told Hillary to stay away from the Cajun jumbalaya.
Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2016 04:44 PM (HVQlX) Arent't those the mountains she was named after? The Jumbalayas? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:45 PM (9P3OG) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2016 04:46 PM (9mTYi) 319
Colin Powell told me that 640k ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Bill Gates at August 19, 2016 04:46 PM (mL2BD) 320
CNN: No hope for Trump...Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and Virginia all now in the Hillary camp...give it up Trump......
Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2016 04:46 PM (tVUA+) 321
300 Hillary Clinton hates black people
Posted by: Kanye Wes No she doesn't. She's just plum TARRRED of always having to pander to them. Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2016 04:46 PM (jBuUi) 322
319 Colin Powell told me that 640k ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Bill Gates at August 19, 2016 04:46 PM (mL2BD) Okay, you posted this two threads ago. Funny then, old now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (9P3OG) 323
Once Hillary Clinton gets a blood transfusion from select virgins she'll be good to go, too.
Bill has to fly down to pedo island to pick out the blood donors first. Don't laugh. That Lame Cherry dude says umbilical blood and brand-new baby organs are what's keeping the crypt keepers known as Billary alive! He says those two as well as Soros types are what keep the dems fighting so hard for their sacrament of abortion, 'because without those PP "supplies," they would've been dead long ago. Posted by: RushBabe at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (YeKKY) 324
Hillary Clinton hates black people
Posted by: Kanye West at August 19, 2016 04:42 PM (960oq) ............... But she likes fish sticks. Do YOU like fish sticks? Posted by: Jimmy Valmer at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (HgMAr) 325
Bill and Hill only need to live past the taking of the Oath if they win. Kaine will move just like LBJ to make them worldwide icons and implement their agenda.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (ZXR6+) 326
Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (ZXR6+)
And am I supposed to say, "Don't vote for Hillary Clinton" after the little poem? :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (6HqlZ) 327
311 307 Lol.
Dude looks like he's dying of AIDS. Posted by: Community Organizer at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (9VLhN) Heh. Fitting, that is. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:44 PM (9P3OG) Bill really doesn't look well. It's going to be a race to the graveyard between him and Hillary. Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (ksPsw) 328
Just went over to NR. All their articles have "0 shares" under them. I wonder how long they can stay in business if nobody reads their crap any more?
Posted by: Bernette ----------- Well, the milquetoast SOB's don't deserve to live on my legacy. Posted by: WFB at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (9mTYi) 329
294: Well my fantasy is a fear that Hillary would be replaced with a generic democrat who gets a bump in polls vs that shrieking harpy but would be almost as bad for the world.
I'll hope you are correct and that the uniparty backstabbers don't get her elected to teach us flyover rubes a lesson for rejecting their democrat lite choices. Posted by: Palerider at August 19, 2016 04:48 PM (dkExz) 330
STROKE 2016
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 19, 2016 04:48 PM (QvdcM) Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 19, 2016 04:48 PM (9nt94) 332
Spypeach.. too bad we don't have any AOS paraphernalia we could wear and acknowledge each other!
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 19, 2016 04:48 PM (/AVQj) 333
299 It doesn't matter what TFG or Depends do now. Trump sucked all the air out of this already with his trip. People have moved on to the coming terrorist attack next week.
Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2016 04:41 PM (VndSC) Apparently the waters have been receding since last Sunday (according to the video linked above), which means by next Tuesday it's going to be yesterday's news. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2016 04:48 PM (SRKgf) 334
Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2016 04:46 PM (tVUA+)
Three months before the election and it's all sewn up? These people are shameless. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 04:49 PM (6HqlZ) 335
Okay, you posted this two threads ago. Funny then, old now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton ----------- Ver 1.1 Posted by: WFB at August 19, 2016 04:49 PM (9mTYi) 336
Click Clacks are dangerous, despite the colors. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:43 PM (9P3OG) I can attest to that,cost me a front tooth when I was a kid Posted by: Flawless Male logic at August 19, 2016 04:49 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 04:49 PM (kdS6q) 338
>>>Arent't those the mountains she was named after? The Jumbalayas?<<<
On her mother's side. On her father's side she was named after Sir Raleigh Rodham, of the Flintstone Rodhams of Arkansas. Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2016 04:49 PM (HVQlX) 339
"So the John Siegenthaler weekend prison documentaries will now be in prime time?"
IIRC they get better ratings. Which tells you that the mission with MSNBC is not about making money. There have been rumors swirling around Trump wanting to start a new news network. In one version it's with a Russian oligarch. I'd bet it's that Stephen Bannon sees an opening to expand Breitbart with Roger Ailes involved. Ailes made Rupert a lot of money but appears to have gotten undeserved short shrift. There's a big opening for a center-right news organization with a populist bent. Streaming delivery means you wouldn't necessarily need cable access. Developing? Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 04:50 PM (r1fLd) 340
Spypeach.. too bad we don't have any AOS paraphernalia we could wear and acknowledge each other!
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 19, 2016 04:48 PM (/AVQj) haha, I was just thinking the same thing. Ewok pin? Posted by: spypeach at August 19, 2016 04:50 PM (nyYhO) 341
Spypeach.. too bad we don't have any AOS paraphernalia we could wear and acknowledge each other!
Posted by: Russkilitlover -------------- It's more what we *don't* wear, than what we wear. Also, clutching an open, half-empty bottle of Val-U-Rite. Posted by: WFB at August 19, 2016 04:50 PM (9mTYi) 342
Spypeach.. too bad we don't have any AOS paraphernalia we could wear and acknowledge each other!
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 19, 2016 04:48 PM (/AVQj) #twoweeks Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2016 04:50 PM (ACqhm) 343
Oops. Sorry. Didn't know you were busy: Evan McMullin 3 hours ago I'll be on @NPRWeekend with @nprscottsimon soon! Tune in here: https://www.facebook.com/nprweekend Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 04:51 PM (kdS6q) 344
Colin Powell told Hillary to stay away from the Cajun jumbalaya.
Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2016 04:44 PM (HVQlX) .............. Phew. Thanks Colin! Posted by: Hillarrhea's maid at August 19, 2016 04:51 PM (HgMAr) 345
Dang, I didn't know there is a rally there this weekend. I would go, but I'm not exactly comfortable bringing my kids to something like that.
Posted by: no good deed at August 19, 2016 04:51 PM (9nt94) Posted by: no good deed at August 19, 2016 04:52 PM (9nt94) Posted by: Golfman at August 19, 2016 04:52 PM (yrrnO) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 04:53 PM (9P3OG) 349
But a Nation crys, "Where is Evan McMullin?"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 19, 2016 04:49 PM (kdS6q) Hey, I'm still here! I've been busy lobbying for a $100 billion federal bailout for residents of Utah on account of the Louisiana flooding. Posted by: Evian MacMillion at August 19, 2016 04:53 PM (PL2OL) 350
I want Trump to win if for no other reason than to see everyone at CNN lose their s*** and have to be straighjacketed right into Bellevue.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 04:53 PM (+FSld) 351
"There's a big opening for a center-right news organization with a
populist bent. Streaming delivery means you wouldn't necessarily need cable access." Ah. Yes. About that "streaming delivery". ::: steeples fingers, arches eyebrow ::: Posted by: The Federal Communications Commission at August 19, 2016 04:53 PM (noWW6) 352
See, Hillary cares: CNN A phone call from Hillary
Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton called Edwards to get a briefing on the damage, and posted shortly afterward on Facebook about their call."My heart breaks for Louisiana, and right now, the relief effort can't afford any distractions. The very best way this team can help is to make sure Louisianans have the resources they need," she wrote in the post. "These are our friends, our family members, our community -- and they're counting on us to reach out with open arms right now." Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2016 04:53 PM (tVUA+) 353
For a while there Trump was singing out of tune, but it looks like he's got the tune now. Things just got a lot more interesting.
Posted by: DFCtomm at August 19, 2016 04:53 PM (a1g/t) 354
And am I supposed to say, "Don't vote for Hillary Clinton" after the little poem? :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 04:47 PM (6HqlZ) Heh. You go, Fen. Posted by: Meremortal at August 19, 2016 04:55 PM (ZXR6+) 355
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 04:50 PM (r1fLd)
Thought Ailes got $40 mill for a non-compete clause? Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 04:56 PM (wCEn4) 356
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Once Hillary Clinton gets a blood transfusion from select virgins she'll be good to go, too. Bill has to fly down to pedo island to pick out the blood donors first. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 03:48 PM (ZnIt3) That's been Her problem all along. It's hard enough to find virgins these days, but Bill keeps busting into her stash, and then they aren't any good anymore. She's thinking that she's going to have to start a captive breeding program. That has the added benefit of keeping Bill busy. Posted by: DFCtomm at August 19, 2016 04:56 PM (a1g/t) 357
What are the odds that the JEF will just take the FAB with him to LA? It's what they planned all along doncha' know. Just to minimize the distraction.
Posted by: RedDish at August 19, 2016 04:58 PM (5eXg1) 358
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I want Trump to win if for no other reason than to see everyone at CNN lose their s*** and have to be straighjacketed right into Bellevue. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 04:53 PM (+FSld) I don't think you grasp the depth of shit losing that would come from a Trump win. There would be mini riots at every appearance. I think this presidency will rip the country apart, no matter who wins. Posted by: DFCtomm at August 19, 2016 04:59 PM (a1g/t) 359
"Thought Ailes got $40 mill for a non-compete clause?"
That, in effect, is a buyout of his contract. It may seem like a lot -- and is -- but is a fraction of the value of what Ailes built at Fox. From what I've seen in the public domain, Roger got pushed out with the sex harrassment as a pretext. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 05:01 PM (r1fLd) 360
Personnally I am not impressed with a presidential candidate showing up to ceremoniously unload a couple of cartons off of a truck in a disaster area.
I would be more impressed to see him meeting with people, asking how and why this happened, who was affected by it, and how to prevent it from happening again, and then carrying through on it with zoning laws, engineering projects, flood control projects. We had this conversation several years ago the last time the Mississippi River flooded up around Saint Louis as I remember. Posted by: Tallis at August 19, 2016 05:04 PM (3goo6) 361
I see Obama has pitched in by having the DOJ send a letter to LA warning the locals against any acts of racism. Because, you know, that is what Americans always do when the Feds aren't watching, especially after a disaster.
Un-f***ing believable. Except now that is the norm with Obama and this regime. The govt accusing people that actually do useful work being racist and watch your step. Or else... Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2016 05:06 PM (1BQGO) 362
Russia is pressing Turkey for access to a key airbase used by the US as it tries to extend its influence in the Middle East.
The American-built Incirlik base, about 65 miles from the Syrian border, is used by Nato and has about 50 US nuclear warheads stored on site. A senior Russian politician said that allowing Russian jets and bombers to use it would be a logical continuation of President Erdogan's efforts to rebuild Turkey's relations with the Kremlin. "Turkey could provide the Incirlik base to the Russian Aerospace Forces for its use in counter-terrorism operations [in Syria]. This could become a logical continuation of Turkish President [Recep Tayyip] Erdogan's step towards Russia," Senator Viktor Ozerov, a member of Russia's upper house of parliament, said on Tuesday, according to RIA Novosti. Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly Stupid" Obama at August 19, 2016 05:10 PM (e8kgV) 363
I see Obama has pitched in by having the DOJ send a letter to LA warning the locals against any acts of racism. Because, you know, that is what Americans always do when the Feds aren't watching, especially after a disaster.
Maybe he means "racism" like all that undocumented shopping that took place after Katrina. Posted by: RushBabe at August 19, 2016 05:11 PM (YeKKY) 364
Do note that the grifting liar Hillary gives the media their stories through Twitter and FB posts right now. She is not well.
Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 19, 2016 05:12 PM (g1MTt) 365
My goodness, two days ago everybody here was down at the mouth about The Donald. But he goes to New Orleans and suddenly everybody is talking "presidential" again. Of course it helps that the Hildabeast's hidden physical condition does not let her show up at unprepared venues. And that Obummer nicely set The Donald up by playing golf while California burns and Louisiana sinks. Trump can say "I give a damn and the others don't." And, well, visuals.
Posted by: exdem13 at August 19, 2016 05:13 PM (ry4ab) 366
@ 365 -- I'm betting this is Ailes' influence.
Posted by: RushBabe at August 19, 2016 05:14 PM (YeKKY) 367
"My goodness, two days ago everybody here was down at the mouth about The Donald."
Respectfully, not all of us. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2016 05:16 PM (r1fLd) 368
Mr. Trump (or anybody, really) should ask SCOAMF why he didn't bring a pallet of US$400M CASH with him, for the Displaced Americans In Need?
Oh, right, 'cuz he already gave it to our sworn enemies. Posted by: JQ Flyover at August 19, 2016 05:18 PM (044Fx) 369
Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2016 05:06 PM (1BQGO)
I must say that I am pleased the administration at last was able to produce critical documentation of how rescue personnel should act in life or death situations by NOT DISCRIMINATING, which is far more important than actually saving lives! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 05:21 PM (wCEn4) 370
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The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG. Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 04:00 PM (zeRiI) *** She's disappeared until Sunday. I think Trump too knows LA was not getting the coverage and help it needs and wanted to shine a light on it. It does make him look presidential though and that was an obvious goal. Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 19, 2016 05:21 PM (g1MTt) 371
NOT DISCRIMINATING, which is far more important than actually saving lives!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 05:21 PM (wCEn4) Or showing up only after Vacay is over... Posted by: donna at August 19, 2016 05:22 PM (O2RFr) 372
She's disappeared until Sunday. I think Trump too knows LA was not getting the coverage and help it needs and wanted to shine a light on it. It does make him look presidential though and that was an obvious goal.
Got a big fund raiser on Sunday with Cher... Great... two withered up old hags on the same stage... Posted by: donna at August 19, 2016 05:23 PM (O2RFr) 373
The thing is, Trump is running against Hillary, not Slowbama. Trump needs to make her look bad, not just TFG.
TFG succeeded in running against Bush in 2008, kept the smears going long after 2012... The Donald should use whatever works, I say. Posted by: JQ Flyover at August 19, 2016 05:25 PM (044Fx) 374
#360 this flood was not caused by poor zoning, engineering failures or flood control problems. These people live in non-flood plains and had up to 32 inches of rain in a short period of time. You pick a place and have that much rain and see if you aren't flooded. It is classified as a 1,000 year flood. Trump's visit was to show he cares as much as Obama refusing to visit shows how much he doesn't.
Posted by: Old Texas Chic at August 19, 2016 05:25 PM (lLXZV) 375
this flood was not caused by poor zoning,
engineering failures or flood control problems. These people live in non-flood plains and had up to 32 inches of rain in a short period of time. You pick a place and have that much rain and see if you aren't flooded. It is classified as a 1,000 year flood. Trump's visit was to show he cares as much as Obama refusing to visit shows how much he doesn't. Posted by: Old Texas Chic at August 19, 2016 05:25 PM (lLXZV) This. Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2016 05:45 PM (3JA/M) 376
I've been having an FB argument with a friend who said the reason TFG didn't go to LA was the governer asked him not to. Anyone know if that's true?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2016 05:47 PM (CNHr1) 377
TRump is worthless and stuped. He should quit now because he will be lucky to carry one statue out of the 52 because Hillery Clunton is the smarter and butter candledate. Trump lies about our Black presdent and that really bothers me and should bother you too after all the groad things he be done for you rednecks,......
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 19, 2016 05:51 PM (NuElX) 378
I've been having an FB argument with a friend who said the reason TFG didn't go to LA was the governer asked him not to. Anyone know if that's true? Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2016 05:47 PM (CNHr1) More like the "Governor asked him not to" to cover his ass for being such a slacker and all around horrible human being. Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2016 05:52 PM (3JA/M) 379
Posted by: Old Texas Chic at August 19, 2016 05:25 PM (lLXZV)
Exactly. The entire northern front range of Colorado flooded a couple of years ago because a massive storm system fed *feet* of water (in a region that usually gets about 12" for the year) into the headwaters of every east-flowing river in a 60 mile line. There's just no way to prepare for that (the ground was so saturated it was causing, admittedly small, geysers) yet it happens *somewhere* in the nation pretty much every year. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2016 06:11 PM (GDulk) 380
She needs a Pope mobile.
Posted by: Sunny at August 19, 2016 06:13 PM (MTq02) 381
This, from Preezy STYROFOAM COLUMNS in the football stadium????
Yeah, right. I can't wait to get this scat out of our White House. Posted by: Beverly at August 20, 2016 04:45 AM (wFl4p) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0441 seconds. |
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