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TGIF News Dump (8/19/16 [Mis. Hum.]
- USA swim team members in deep doo-doo
- WTF? Heads should roll.
- Good 'Ol Uncle Joe, the paste eater. Part I
- Paste Eater, Part II
- Did Hillary lie to the F.B.I.? Claims Powell told her to do what she did with email
- Promising news on Pancreatic tumor treatment
- Clintons & Ethics, that's like water & oil
- DoJ will no longer subcontract private prisons
- Uber to unveil self-driving fleet. Avoid Pittsburgh.
- Concerted campaign to lie to the American public, CRICKETS
- E.P.A. goes after Harley-Davidson
- Angela Merkel requires some serious couch time
- Merkel's guests will not work. Will our guests have the same attitude?
- State Dept. is now concerned about non-secure devices
- DoD employees live it up while Vets are being short shrift at the V.A. System
- 1890s smallpox outbreak coming back to life?
- Backdoor gun control coming to CA?
- They know better
- Genius Award
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2016 07:48 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 19, 2016 07:49 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: SpecialEd at August 19, 2016 07:49 AM (RE9Hh)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 07:49 AM (TtorR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 19, 2016 07:50 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 07:50 AM (dFi94)
Something tells me that working is not the only thing that these arrogant, ungrateful "guests" are not going to be willing to do.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2016 07:51 AM (NnYnv)
article from Bloomburg....Show a picture of a device to attach to a cow:
I kid you not! Looks funny as hell!
In Argentina, home to over
50 million cows, researchers from the Argentina National Institute of
Agricultural Technology (INTA) are attempting to use "methane
backpacks," plastic contraptions attached to cows, to capture methane
from a cow's digestive tract. The technology is in its early stages, but
so far the backpacks have been able to extract 300 liters of methane a
day, enough to power a car or refrigerator, according to INTA.
Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2016 07:51 AM (tVUA+)
what was the question?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 19, 2016 07:50 AM (WTSFk)
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Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 07:52 AM (dFi94)
DAY 1,382
81 to go (154 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, Milwaukee mayhem, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 07:53 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 07:53 AM (zeRiI)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 07:54 AM (mpXpK)
It seems to be coming to light that the surveillance cameras at that Rip convenience store seem to have been edited to delete the evidence proving the swimmers' stories.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 07:55 AM (9P3OG)
Even though the government and taxpayers lost $19 million on the
defective helmets, ArmorSource, the company responsible for the helmets,
was awarded more government contracts even as the Justice IG probe was
being conducted.
Dollars to donuts there is a crony corrupt congressman involved in this racket.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 07:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 07:56 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2016 07:57 AM (ZQfW9)
Did a bear shit in the woods?
Does anyone remotely believe this shit?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 07:58 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 07:58 AM (9P3OG)
Speaking of which, I took a little nap and just caught up to your refrigerator reply. I'm currently paying about 18 cents per kwh. And yes, my old refrigerator was a sears pos.
New one hardly runs, last one ran constantly and had bad seals.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 07:58 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 07:58 AM (eXCbD)
Off to Japan next week and I will be glad to apologize for Joey Bidet and explain that I didn't vote for him.
"So solly!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:00 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Bush Twins at August 19, 2016 08:00 AM (qlPzn)
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 07:58 AM (eXCbD)
Bladder infection, from what I've heard. So I'm sure he's relieved.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:00 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:01 AM (voOPb)
Kind of like measuring the weight of the Earth. Things like this must be known by now correct?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:01 AM (LLuRe)
Yes; He has a bladder infection, I believe. and slightly elevated BP.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:01 AM (6HqlZ)
It seems to be coming to light that the surveillance cameras at that
Rip convenience store seem to have been edited to delete the evidence
proving the swimmers' stories.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 07:55 AM (9P3OG)
*** J.J., do you have a link for that?
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:01 AM (eXCbD)
It's that time of year again: ramping up for the 3rd Annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup.
Scheduled for October 22nd in the Dayton area.
Want to be kept in the loop?
Drop me a line at swohmome@mail.com (and please include your nic).
Posted by: ibguy at August 19, 2016 08:02 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 07:55 AM (9P3OG)
You have to ask some basic questions here: How did the "lie" originate, and why was it told?
We'll see how all this shakes out, but I'm not expecting that the end result will be the Brazil government is telling unmitigated truths either.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:02 AM (Pz4pT)
*** Thank you, Fenelon. Good news, comparitvely. ABs will take care of the UTI and once he quits panicking the BP should come back down.
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:02 AM (eXCbD)
company, which isn't admitting to the government's accusations, will
pay a $12 million fine, spend $3 million to mitigate air pollution and
offer to buy back and destroy devices officials say are illegal.
This is more government extortion through a fascist regulatory system in which you are guilty before the assholes even arrive on site to inspect.
Your only recourse is to fight it in court which this corrupt administration will do everything they can do to drag the case out forever thus making the legal costs even higher.
And yet the Democraps complain about US companies relocating out of the country.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 08:02 AM (mpXpK)
Biden Embarrasses Himself, Calls Serbia 'Croatia' On Diplomatic Visit
Any mention of this in the MFM? Probably not.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2016 08:03 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 07:55 AM (9P3OG)
*** J.J., do you have a link for that?
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:01 AM (eXCbD)
No. I heard it on Levin's show, I think from him and not a caller, in fact.
But I would not dismiss it, considering the rampant corruption and squalor in Rio. And these guys just don't strike me as that calculating. I smell a big, fat Portuguese rat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:03 AM (9P3OG)
So she's blaming a black guy for what she did. Isn't that RACIST?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2016 08:04 AM (auHtY)
Then after they got caught, the cops or security guards or whomever decided to shake them down.
So... they WERE robbed. Only it wasn't street thugs. Unless you consider cops/guards street thugs, which.....
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:04 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:04 AM (O7MnT)
Amazon has a new Pilot season - watch the ep free.
And Jean-Claude Van Damme has a new comedy pilot too that seems quite hilarious - he plays himself but he's secretly also an undercover contractor - check it out .
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at August 19, 2016 08:05 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 19, 2016 08:04 AM (auHtY)
I bet you Powell comes out and says it's true. Just to protect a fellow Leftist.
What's the worst that would happen? Nothing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:05 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:04 AM (O7MnT)
Mossberg. Joo, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:05 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:03 AM (9P3OG)
Stay away from Angola then. Any idea what the temp of a rat fart is?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:06 AM (LLuRe)
They already have. I posted a link yesterday to a muzzie family the Choom brought in who are living in an apartment complex in LA.
They wanted to move but the government people told them that would jeopardize their "assistance". IOW they went immediately on welfare and none of the 17 of them are working.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 08:06 AM (mpXpK)
Addy says "@mail.com" Is that right or should there be a "g" in there.
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:06 AM (eXCbD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:01 AM (LLuRe)
Except with Ace's workout routine lately, the weight of the world would be less.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:06 AM (Pz4pT)
(Seriously, hope everybody had a good week and has plans for the weekend.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 19, 2016 08:07 AM (RD7QR)
Does anyone else get the ad with what looks like grubs and "Eat this and never diet again" below this post? I guess it's from all the diet talk on the blog. It looks disgusting and no way in heck am I ever going to click on that .
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:07 AM (805dc)
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:08 AM (eXCbD)
I hate to sound racialist, but Central and South American police forces are not exactly known for their integrity.
I believe the kids first and foremost until absolutely proven that they did something wrong. And really, really criminal as opposed to typical juvenile, rambunctious BS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:08 AM (9P3OG)
Wow. So Germany has managed to find people with an even worse work ethic than Millennials.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:08 AM (O7MnT)
I predict Glenn Beck will be taken away some day in a straight jacket by Nurse Ratchet, and reappear months later with a scar across his frontal lobes.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 08:08 AM (ZnIt3)
Stay away from Angola then. Any idea what the temp of a rat fart is?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:06 AM (LLuRe)
"Mozambique." Dylan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:09 AM (9P3OG)
http://tinyurl.com/h8paet4
We've got the JV team on the run.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:09 AM (dFi94)
Still, are they really any different than our own welfare population.
"I won't work because there ain't no job dat respecks my dignity, knowwhatI'msayin'? Jus' aint worth it."
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:10 AM (O7MnT)
B. We joke about the Uber thing, but I once again ask--what do seven billion people do in a robotic world?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:10 AM (B+qrE)
I believe the kids first and foremost until absolutely proven that they did something wrong. And really, really criminal as opposed to typical juvenile, rambunctious BS.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:08 AM (9P3OG)
Agreed. And what did the two who were released have to say/do to GET released?
One guy still in Brazil. From what I've read, and needing to read between the lines, because media suckage, I almost get the sense he's being coerced, almost like you would a hostage.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:10 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:06 AM (LLuRe)
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I think I've been to Angola. Isn't it around Dongola?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:11 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:08 AM (9P3OG)
Are the swimmers maintaining that they told the truth? I haven't followed the details but people around here are acting as if the guys all admitted to having lied about the whole thing, already. Is that not the case?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 08:11 AM (zc3Db)
B. We joke about the Uber thing, but I once again ask--what do seven billion people do in a robotic world?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:10 AM (B+qrE)
Tax the living hell out of them and their masters
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:11 AM (voOPb)
Kid the Younger wants a repeat soon.
Posted by: @votermom at August 19, 2016 08:11 AM (7lVbc)
GoodMorning Creeper. I needed a fix and the doom and gloom around here is the best.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:11 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:12 AM (6HqlZ)
What does that tell you about Ryan Lochte?
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:12 AM (eXCbD)
>>Kalashnikov gunmaker opens store at Moscow's largest airport
"Gunmaker Kalashnikov, whose AK-47 assault rifle has armed Russian forces for 70 years and has been the preferred weapon of insurgents across continents, has opened a store at Miscow's Sheremetyevo airport selling souvenirs including plastic model guns, the company said. "
That's what I'm talking about. Suddenly airport shopping just isn't about the cheap booze.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2016 08:12 AM (Ug8ez)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:13 AM (LLuRe)
What does that tell you about Ryan Lochte?
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:12 AM (eXCbD)
That he shouldn't confide in his mother.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 08:13 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 08:11 AM (zc3Db)
The two guys who had to walk a gauntlet to get on an airplane said they weren't robbed.
So at this point, the question is: what happened that caused them to need to CHANGE their story?
Somehow I'm doubting it was a need to get the unfettered truth out there.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:13 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:14 AM (805dc)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 08:14 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:15 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: NCKate at August 19, 2016 08:15 AM (v8s6L)
Somehow I'm doubting it was a need to get the unfettered truth out there.
Well, surveillance camera footage for one thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:15 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Timmy Gibson (in Illinois.) at August 19, 2016 08:15 AM (LLuRe)
What does that tell you about Ryan Lochte?
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:12 AM (eXCbD)
Again, it suggests, not just that he might have done something wrong, but that reporting whatever DID happen to him was not something he thought would do any good.
So doing something like telling his mother was how lots of people tell about bad things, when going to the cops isn't really a viable option.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:16 AM (Pz4pT)
B. We joke about the Uber thing, but I once again ask--what do seven billion people do in a robotic world?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:10 AM (B+qrE)
Fight each other and break shit. All the non-white collar workers are on the dole, so what the hell, stay drunk/stoned, wander around and do what you want, some robot will clean up after you. I figure that will last right up to the point where somebody decides to go all Butlerian Jihad, at which point it gets interesting.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 19, 2016 08:16 AM (RD7QR)
Having said that, if you were setting up Damien Thorn for his tee shot, what would you do differently?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:17 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:17 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:15 AM (B+qrE)
Edited, incomplete camera footage.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:17 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Timmy Gibson (in Illinois.) at August 19, 2016 08:15 AM (LLuRe)
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In the Little Eqypt area of Illinois, not too far from Cairo. That's "Kay-ro" for you out-of-towners.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:17 AM (dFi94)
But yeah, let's convict a white guy for doing something bad to person(s) of color, based on what the media is telling us about what happened.
It's not like we've ever been down this road before.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:18 AM (Pz4pT)
Meanwhile, Admiral Stooge in the Sgt. Pepper uniform all but admits we paid ransom to Iran.
Obama deserves not only impeachment but prosecution and prison for this alone.
But, Rio!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:19 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: ting hung lo at August 19, 2016 08:19 AM (xZc4z)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:19 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: ting hung lo at August 19, 2016 08:19 AM (xZc4z)
"I'll get Federal funding!"
- - Rep. John Dingleberry
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:20 AM (9P3OG)
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Oh shoot. Now I'll be listening to the Beatles all day. Again.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:20 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:17 AM (Pz4pT)
The ironic coincidence of NBC covering the Olympics is, I'm sure, lost on most.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:21 AM (9P3OG)
Lochte is a 32 year old world traveler not some 17 year old who left
Kansas for the first time and encountered too many enticing things out
in the big world. He's a jerk. Fate hopefully has caught up to him.
Posted by: NCKate at August 19, 2016 08:15 AM (v8s6L)
*** THIS*** Lochte is apparently living an extended childhood.
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:22 AM (eXCbD)
There is a lack of hard scientific data on the temperature of farts, cow or otherwise. I demand goober'mint action now!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:22 AM (LLuRe)
There was no just cause to confiscate their passports. If that part is true.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:23 AM (805dc)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:17 AM (Pz4pT)
Wiped? Like with a single section of tp?
Posted by: Ms Crowe at August 19, 2016 08:24 AM (zeRiI)
Not enough evidence to know what the hell happened or to judge the guy's character.
AND . . . it's a very convenient "squirrel!" to shield Hillary and bury Trump's Milwaukee speech even deeper in a passing news cycle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:24 AM (9P3OG)
Probably based on advice from Glenn Beck (R)etreaded.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 08:25 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: IC at August 19, 2016 08:25 AM (KTFfX)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 19, 2016 08:25 AM (tyd/S)
Fellow citizens have drowned or are rained out of their homes and homeless but she doesn't have the energy to stop by. She's resting. She isn't alert enough to take a call at 3 p.m., let alone 3 a.m. I hope all the threats and problems facing the United States can work around her schedule.
And Obama is too busy on his golf vacation with the rich and powerful. Screw them.
Posted by: vivi at August 19, 2016 08:25 AM (11H2y)
That had not occurred to me. It should have. There are so many smokescreens floating around it's IFR in this country.
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:26 AM (eXCbD)
Since when do foreign governments need just cause to act?
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2016 08:27 AM (ngn8T)
If I'm being held by police in a third world corrupt shithole and they're saying I need to "tell the truth" before I get my passport back and I'm allowed to leave (and also after paying a "donation"), well, odds are I'm going to tell them what they want to hear to meet those conditions.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 19, 2016 08:28 AM (eytER)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:24 AM (9P3OG)
I didn't see it live, but I did find the transcript on his site. It's a pretty great speech.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 08:28 AM (KUaJL)
If I'm being held by police in a third world corrupt shithole and they're saying I need to "tell the truth" before I get my passport back and I'm allowed to leave (and also after paying a "donation"), well, odds are I'm going to tell them what they want to hear to meet those conditions.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 19, 2016 08:28 AM (eytER)
No worries. John F.U. Kerry will be there and Obama will pay a ransom!
Then again, these guys are white.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:29 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: vivi at August 19, 2016 08:25 AM (11H2y)
The beach, baby, the beach.
Posted by: Lord O at August 19, 2016 08:30 AM (zeRiI)
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:31 AM (eXCbD)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 08:28 AM (KUaJL)
With the exception at the end about tariffs and trade, it was a grand slam homer. If he attacks Hilary and the Democrats on their 50 year record of Black genocide, he can keep them on defense and change a narrative that has stood at least that long.
That is an election winner, IMHO. (Poll fraud notwithstanding)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:31 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 19, 2016 08:32 AM (SXa8W)
Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2016 08:32 AM (eXCbD)
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 08:33 AM (zeRiI)
chugggachugggachuggachuggga.....
(Insert pic of Moochelle hanging $500 tennis shoes over the power lines).
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 19, 2016 08:33 AM (p0XHr)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 19, 2016 08:32 AM (SXa8W)
And there it is, ladies and germs. Corruption and lies so naked as to be breathtaking.
And, drop dead, Jerry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:34 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2016 08:34 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:04 AM (O7MnT
A little heavy, but otherwise OK, wish they made an adapter for FAL mags for the 7.62 version.
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2016 08:34 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 08:33 AM (zeRiI)
It was much more than "pretty good." And I am a reluctant supporter of Trump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:35 AM (9P3OG)
Weird week. Had to take 3 different family members to the doctor. They are all okay, just minor stuff. (Tho' don't tell the boy without a toenail that it's minor, cuz it hurts.)
Don't mind if I'm a bit jumpy with this forecast for tomorrow:
>> BRIEF HEAVY RAINFALL AND LOCALIZED FLOODING OF LOW
LYING...POOR DRAINAGE AREAS WILL REMAIN POSSIBLE THROUGH THE
WEEKEND...AS THE FRONT BECOMES STATIONARY OVER PORTIONS OF
NORTHERN LOUISIANA AND EAST TEXAS.
Stationary.
That should be fun.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 08:35 AM (gTQoY)
I saw on some rolling poll that black support jumped to something like 16% after that speech. That's huge. Hillary needs 100%.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 08:35 AM (ZnIt3)
Good to see you about my friend. Still Chavez
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:35 AM (voOPb)
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I think one of those girls was named Bobby Jo, but I can't think of the other girl's name. Seems to me they popped out of a silo. That show was a tad on the lame side.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (dFi94)
There was no just cause to confiscate their passports. If that part is true.
Welcome to a third world shithole where the US Constitution doesn't apply.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (TtorR)
/pretty much every nation out there
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (C9pBZ)
All the goofy things Joe Biden said
Make you wonder what's left in his head
Is the fella on drugs?
Or just too many 'plugs'
Causing miniature brain leaks instead
(Oh, and good morning all!)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (wPiJc)
Of course, as a charitable action, I will write this entire trip off as a donation.
HOA presidents care about people. If needed, I will personally pass out bottles of Perrier to the afflicted.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (805dc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (dFi94)
No worries. John F.U. Kerry will be there and Obama will pay a ransom!
Then again, these guys are white.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:29 AM (9P3OG
Brazil is screwed they aren't Iranian or Muzzie. TFG won't give them shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:37 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:37 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: wannabeanglican at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (vFmT2)
article from Bloomburg....Show a picture of a device to attach to a cow:
I kid you not! Looks funny as hell!
Yeah, it all seems so silly until you realize these same people are working with or for orgs like USDA and the UN and they want to force all of us onto a vegan diet --- for the planet.
#WarOnLivestock
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (TtorR)
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Yeah, what's new, right? I just hope there was a lot of behind-the-scenes furor with the diplomatic types.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (805dc)
is this the real jwest parodying himself or some amusing sock?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (LLuRe)
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That might be it - can't recall. Dang it, now I'm going to have to search the internets.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Colin at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (tVUA+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (6HqlZ)
The one and only.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (Zs4uk)
Let's see. Dubya warned Louisiana several days ahead of the storm, offered help and was turned down by Blanco and Nagin. The storm hit, but the bulk of the destruction was caused by the levee breaking. And the construction and maintenance of which were the responsibility of Blanco and Nagin, and was a corrupt money pit and boondoggle for decades. And it was all Bush's, conservatives', whitey's fault.
And SCOAMF golf's when Louisiana is hit with a horrible natural disaster. Of course, no coincidence whatsoever that Bobby Jindal is the governor and most of the areas hit are GOP (I assume). And New Orleans will vote Clinton 110% anyway.
Yes, Geraldo. Not the same thing at all.
Fuck you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:40 AM (9P3OG)
Yeah. Katrina was a sprinkler head malfunction compared to this.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 08:40 AM (TtorR)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2016 08:40 AM (ngn8T)
I bet a Brazilian toilet is worth $14k.
This is probably a sophomoric reaction from having to swim in polluted water.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 19, 2016 08:40 AM (p0XHr)
Posted by: wannabeanglican at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (vFmT2)
My ex-wife?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:40 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:41 AM (9P3OG)
There's a feed called History in Pictures what has pictures from history.
They had a photo of a doctor's prescription for Winston Churchill when he visited the US during Prohibition.
It advised that alcohol intake was a medical necessity and prescribed a minimum of 750 ml per day, with no maximum.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:41 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (6HqlZ)
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His appointment for his full-body massage and mani-pedi yesterday must have really relaxed him.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:41 AM (805dc)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (dFi94)
Don't do it!!!
Please don't do it!!
Too much like work. I prefer my thoughts to be unencumbered by actual facts.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:42 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2016 08:10 AM (B+qrE)
Chaos and destruction is what will happen. It's a serious question that none of our "betters" want to address. Instead we import low skill people to increase the problem. It's going to get ugly as the reasonably intelligent and people willing to work find there is absolutely nothing for them except the dole. It will lead to a revolt like we have never seen.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 19, 2016 08:42 AM (Ee2nz)
Billy Jo, Bobby Jo, Betty Jo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:41 AM (9P3OG)
And all 3 were hittable.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:42 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 08:43 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: wannabeanglican at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (vFmT2)
My fishing trip?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 19, 2016 08:43 AM (p0XHr)
The one and only.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 08:39 AM (Zs4uk)
Oh, good. Then I will enjoy it if some of our witty commentators such as insomniac make up fake appointments for you. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:43 AM (6HqlZ)
JJ, we now have a Democrat gov. who is saying "oh, no, we don't want the Prez to visit right now."
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 08:43 AM (gTQoY)
Posted by: wannabeanglican at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM
I'm still waiting for my check.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at August 19, 2016 08:43 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:43 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:44 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:44 AM (dFi94)
Unless you're being held by ISIS, shot at in Benghazi, or are being beaten and raped in the Sudan.
Funny how only some captive Americans matter, and only when they jeopardize something Obama wants.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 08:44 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2016 08:44 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2016 08:44 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:41 AM (805dc)
Actually, I've stopped getting the pedicures until I find someone who isn't a mistress of pain.
This little Vietnamese girl I used to go to was brutal.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 08:44 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: wannabeanglican at August 19, 2016 08:38 AM (vFmT2)
My ex-wife?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:40 AM (voOPb)
[Rimshot]
(Tell them to tip their waitress!)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 19, 2016 08:45 AM (RD7QR)
Conveniently left out that Unicor is a Fed program to "employ " prisoners, and that the feds are required, by law, to purchase said goods.
Furthermore, the "Bush baaad" bit is really disingenuous, as GW actually pushed to reduce Unicor's involvement with DoD contracts...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 19, 2016 08:45 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 08:45 AM (gTQoY)
Butlerian Jihad.
Google it.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:45 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:41 AM (9P3OG)
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You coulda told me this before I did all that work.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:45 AM (dFi94)
Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don't choose the right words or you say something wrong. I have done that, and I regret it, particularly where it may have caused personal pain," Trump said. "Too much is at stake for us to be consumed with these issues. But one thing I can promise you is this: I will always tell you the truth."
Possible olive branch to Ted Cruz?
h/t/ Breitbart
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:46 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 08:47 AM (gTQoY)
I met a guy last night who works in AI and robotics. He's pretty sure that the next thing is long haul trucking. Driverless trucks.
The trucks will communicate with each other and draft to improve mileage. They'll be supposedly safe because their speed will be tightly regulated.
I'm scared to death of Big Scary Trucks as it is. All I need is a fleet of Skynet 18 wheelers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:47 AM (mgbwf)
This little Vietnamese girl I used to go to was brutal.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 08:44 AM (Zs4uk)
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I heard Thurston W. Howell in my head when I read that comments.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:47 AM (805dc)
You coulda told me this before I did all that work.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:45 AM (dFi94)
Billie Jo - Gunilla Hutton, Meredith McRae
Bobby Jo - Lori Saunders
Betty Jo - Linda Kay Henning
Consolation prize.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:47 AM (805dc)
I heard Thurston W. Howell in my head when I read that comments.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:47 AM (805dc)
I've been trying to get the wife to answer to "Bunny", but hasn't worked yet.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 08:48 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:48 AM (voOPb)
To be honest, it would be nice if Trump and Cruz would make peace. However I do not see this helping Trump in any meaningful way. The Cruz die hards are so few in number and any influence they may have had if rapidly fading away.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:48 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 19, 2016 08:42 AM (voOPb)
Hittable? They were miles and miles of burning desert gimme gimme gimme tongue hanging out hawt.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 08:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:49 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2016 08:49 AM (6HqlZ)
Stephen King laughs.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 08:50 AM (NOIQH)
A bit more about my annoying lawn mower engine troubles I mentioned yesterday:
With gasoline seeping through the carburetor, and into the crankcase, the oil gets diluted, and stops doing what oil is supposed to do. Result....engine runs hot, then hotter, then hotter, until it eventually seizes up.
Not so in my case, as I caught this early. I took apart the carburetor again yesterday, cleaned, and checked everything. All the seats are fine, all the needle valves are in good shape. The float is fine, moves up and down, doesn't hang up on anything. It's all reassembled, fresh oil, and I'll try adding gas, and running it this morning.
Then I'll take apart the air cleaner assembly, expose the carburetor, and monitor for any further gas seepage. If the problem continues, I guess I could try a carburetor rebuild kit....but I don't think it needs this. Even if it did, it would need only the needle valve, and I can pick something like that up for around a dollar. Instead, I'll probably just go ahead and replace the carburetor. :/
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2016 08:50 AM (C7Ccr)
To be honest, it would be nice if Trump and Cruz would make peace. However I do not see this helping Trump in any meaningful way. The Cruz die hards are so few in number and any influence they may have had if rapidly fading away.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:48 AM (LLuRe)
Dude, I'm as die-hard for Cruz as they come, but I do not want to lose this election. It cannot hurt to have him in your corner.
Just my 2 cents.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:50 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2016 08:50 AM (TmVQX)
When I bought mine back in '02 ... there was already talk that they would have to move to water-cooled to comply with EPA regs. Alot of guys suspected that was the motivation behind the V-Rod.
And hell yeah I retuned mine. Vance and Hines straight shots, hi flow intake, slide kit in the carb. 70 HP at the back tire, awesome sound, and less than 30 MPG.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 19, 2016 08:51 AM (573j3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:49 AM (mgbwf)
And bra?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:51 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:52 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2016 08:52 AM (KP5rU)
The trucks will communicate with each other and draft to improve mileage. They'll be supposedly safe because their speed will be tightly regulated.
I'm scared to death of Big Scary Trucks as it is. All I need is a fleet of Skynet 18 wheelers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:47 AM (mgbwf)
I can see that. As long as they wreck no more than current semis they will come out ahead.
The irony is the Western establishment is so panicked about population their dropping when in actuality it makes sense with the advance in technology.
Yes, I know we can support lots of people on the planet. But as an introvert, I like to go to places and not feel crowded.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 19, 2016 08:52 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 08:36 AM (dFi94)
Hahaha!
Like an ICBM?
It was a water tank for watering the locomotive. They hung the petticoats on it then went swimming......NAKID!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 19, 2016 08:52 AM (p0XHr)
Stephen King laughs.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 08:50 AM (NOIQH
"Duel." Spielberg, Dennis Weaver.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:53 AM (9P3OG)
Using windoze & the blue screen of death?
Challenge accepted!
-Hackers-R-Us
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 08:53 AM (TtorR)
The Clintons would go just to get a good look at Melania.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:53 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 08:48 AM (Zs4uk)
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I see your problem. Thurston's wife's name was Lovey.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:53 AM (805dc)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 19, 2016 08:52 AM (p0XHr)
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I think the sentiments expressed by this comment is the reason the show lasted 7 years.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:54 AM (805dc)
The Japanese were smart about this. They looked at the choice between robots and unskilled third-world cheap labor and went with robots.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:54 AM (O7MnT)
Oh yes. I believe it's the only movie in which the puppies got to play in the breeze.
It's a horrible movie other than that. The guy who used to be a child preacher (Gortner, something? Looking things up is cheating) starred opposite her and it was just a 70s stoner rebel dumb move.
Which I've seen more than once.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:54 AM (mgbwf)
The Clintons would go just to get a good look at Melania.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:53 AM (O7MnT)
Melania - e,n = Malia.
Feh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:55 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:41 AM (9P3OG)
red head, blonde and brunette.
Lucy, u got some 'splainin' to do!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 19, 2016 08:55 AM (p0XHr)
Have you checked the price on a new carburetor? I was going to rebuild one of mine and went looking for a kit. Found out a whole new one was less than $25. I was a little leery about it but the one I got works fine.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 19, 2016 08:55 AM (wrS2o)
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2016 08:56 AM (zeRiI)
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:56 AM (O7MnT)
Marjo Gortner of "Food of the Gods" fame. Giant rabbits (where's Jimmuh?).
But to see those proud, supple breasteses in their prime is worthy of a search.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:56 AM (9P3OG)
mileage. They'll be supposedly safe because their speed will be tightly
regulated.
I'm sure that will work well on Vail pass in January.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 08:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:57 AM (O7MnT)
I do not want to lose either J.J. I'm just making a uniformed comment on this "apology" if you want to call it that. If you have made the decision to not for Trump that is fine with me.
I'm pretty much done with the saturation coverage that the #neverTrump-ers have gotten over the last two months.
There aren't enough of them left to make any difference in the election now.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:57 AM (LLuRe)
but if not,
Behold! The world's silliest way to lose a pole vaulting event:
http://nypost.com/2016/08/16/penis-crushes-pole-
vaulters-olympic-dream/
(remove extra spaces)
With video!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2016 08:57 AM (HGtd0)
Then after they got caught, the cops or security guards or whomever decided to shake them down.
So... they WERE robbed. Only it wasn't street thugs. Unless you consider cops/guards street thugs, which.....
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2016 08:04 AM (Pz4pT)
They showed the tape on the Olympics/news last night. It's missing time. They said the damage was like 50 dollars, though. Which seems like not a big deal?
I could see it as a shakedown, easily.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 08:57 AM (lIU4e)
That our rulers lie to us is bad enough, but when we tolerate it, as we have allowed ourselves to do by making lying to us a cliche', mundane, accepted SOP - that's worse. And worse yet, is when our rulers realize that we have allowed ourselves to accept being lied to and they then take it for granted that they can lie to us with impunity - that's when, like now, when things get extra special dicey.
They can say ANYTHING to us. ANYTHING. And that is what they are doing. And when they can say anything to us, they can do anything to us. And that is also what they are doing.
Obama has, not spent, but given and frittered away billions, possibly hundreds of billions of dollars, with absolutely no oversight or appropriation of that money from congress. Congress has enabled virtually every illegal act that Obama has pulled off by perpetrating an elaborate theatrical charade, pretending to do what they've been elected to do.
This goes way deeper than that, but - bottom line - accepting lying shouldn't be, I don't think, regarded superficially. It is much, much too dangerous to regard it that way and that is, again opinion, exactly where we are living right now.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (mgbwf)
Bill Clinton would be the only one to show.
And he would be inquiring about the availability of the Lincoln Bedroom because he needed a place to stay...
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (gTQoY)
*****
"Rubber Duck, ya got yer ears on good buddy?"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:54 AM (805dc)
Paul Henning was also the producer and creator of "The Beverly Hillbillies" and "Green Acres." Those shows tapped into something at that time that America loved. And not just hot chicks nekkid in a water tank.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (9P3OG)
There aren't enough of them left to make any difference in the election now.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 08:57 AM (LLuRe)
I fucking hope not, for all our sakes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:59 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2016 09:00 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Ryan Lochte at August 19, 2016 09:00 AM (qlPzn)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:00 AM (mgbwf)
You could buy three whole families to do anything you want for $50 in Brazil.
I could see it as a shakedown, easily.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 08:57 AM (lIU4e)
In general, whenever the government or police is involved in central or south america, "shakedown" is always a pretty safe first guess.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:01 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:59 AM (9P3OG)
You are wanting more #neverTrump-ers? That would seem to be at odds with wanting to win this election.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 09:01 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (9P3OG)
I remember hearing a story that CBS wanted another show from Henning and told him it could be anything he wanted, thus "Green Acres" was born. That show is weird at times.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 19, 2016 09:02 AM (Ee2nz)
Welcome to a third world shithole where the US Constitution doesn't apply.
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You talking about Brazil or California?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 19, 2016 09:02 AM (dIc3Q)
Just looked it up. I know the director and wrote a few scripts for him. Not proud of them but they were a paycheck. If I had known he directed those ta-ta's, I'd have made inquiries.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:02 AM (9P3OG)
Have you checked the price on a new carburetor? I was going to rebuild one of mine and went looking for a kit. Found out a whole new one was less than $25. I was a little leery about it but the one I got works fine.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 19, 2016 08:55 AM (wrS2o)
I just checked. Forty bucks on Ebay. Free shipping. 2 dollars more than a rebuild kit, also on Ebay. Heh. This simplifies the decision tree enormously.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2016 09:02 AM (C7Ccr)
Yes! That.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (mgbwf)
Was Food of the Gods the one with the giant ants? I remember giant ants in a movie back then. This was not long after Chariots of the Gods hit it big, IIRC.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:03 AM (zc3Db)
"Maximum Overdrive"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/?ref_=nm_flmg_wr_202
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 09:03 AM (NOIQH)
You are wanting more #neverTrump-ers? That would seem to be at odds with wanting to win this election.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 09:01 AM (LLuRe)
NO. I am not wanting any. Was my grammar confusificating?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:03 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:03 AM (zc3Db)
Giant rabbits. Oh the humanity!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:04 AM (9P3OG)
NORTHERN LOUISIANA AND EAST TEXAS.
Stationary.
That should be fun.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 08:35 AM (gTQoY)
Ugh! I'm right above you in arkansas and we've had the rain but not as bad. Stay safe!
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:04 AM (lIU4e)
On the Olympic coverage last night
A pole vaulter scaling the heights
As he soared o'er the bar
His schlong stuck out too far
Now he's wishing he had tighter tights.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:05 AM (wPiJc)
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You talking about Brazil or California?
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:05 AM (TtorR)
Posted by: Larry Kroger at August 19, 2016 09:05 AM (qlPzn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:03 AM (9P3OG)
Yes it was confusticating to me. My fault. I had to go back and read it again.
You know I am brain damaged right?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 09:05 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 19, 2016 09:06 AM (p0XHr)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 19, 2016 09:02 AM (Ee2nz)
"Green Acres" was at times bizarre. The overall vibe was that the world was playing an enormous joke on Oliver Douglas.
You sort of get the idea that Henning was a fan of Ernie Kovacs and would have appreciated the Monty Python sensibility.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:06 AM (9P3OG)
Hillbillies" and "Green Acres." Those shows tapped into something at
that time that America loved. And not just hot chicks nekkid in a water
tank.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 08:58 AM (9P3OG)
===============================================
The best thing about the Beverly Hillbillies was the theme song by Flatt and Scruggs. Although the show was pretty funny as well.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 09:06 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:04 AM (9P3OG)
Is that what it was? You've jogged my memory ... but only enough for me to remember giant rats, now. I don't know where those ant-thoughts of mine came from ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:06 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois.
*smacks Tim upside the head*
Hey, it works for old TVs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:07 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 09:07 AM (fA75F)
Now we know what was going through Jimmy Carter's mind. Aside from Joo-hate and Billy Beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:08 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 19, 2016 09:08 AM (4ng05)
dollars more than a rebuild kit, also on Ebay. Heh. This simplifies the
decision tree enormously.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 19, 2016 09:02 AM (C7Ccr)>>>
Not sure which one you need but check Amazon if it's for a Briggs or Tecumseh some of those are ridiculously cheap.http://preview.tinyurl.com/hmq6zms
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 19, 2016 09:08 AM (wrS2o)
And people who refuse to work for less than the minimum wage are refusing to work?
Makes perfect sense.
If you are an intern working for nothing, you are working to gain experience and persuade the company paying you nothing that you are worth something.
That should work.
Posted by: Handle, Freiz at August 19, 2016 09:09 AM (2MU19)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 09:06 AM (dFi94)
I think the theme song made the show the icon it was/is.
On a weird side note, one of my favorite pieces of music is, of all things, "Foggy Mountain Breakdown."
I'm eclectic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:09 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois.
*smacks Tim upside the head*
Hey, it works for old TVs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Wrap some aluminum foil around his ears!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:10 AM (TtorR)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 09:10 AM (LLuRe)
You too! This is the weirdest August weather...
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (gTQoY)
Just wait until some outfit makes a device that allows farmers to "improve their cows performance (for off-road use only)", but which also increases the cows' emissions, and the EPA goes after them, a la Harley Davidson.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (VSenK)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:10 AM (TtorR)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:10 AM (TtorR)
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Duh, that only works on rabbits.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 19, 2016 09:08 AM (4ng05)
Talk to any former Soviet or Eastern Bloc citizen and they will tell you that in order to survive the rules and regs of a totalitarian state, you have to be creative in skirting laws, as well as out and out bribery.
And this is how a republic dies. From the top down. First the giant corporations get in bed and then the lowly citizen.
Trickle down corruption. Dear Lord how I loathe what they've done to us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (9P3OG)
****
The source of one of the best running gags in O Brother Where Art Thou-
The Soggy Bottom Boys. Heh!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:12 AM (wPiJc)
DAYTON, Ohio An Ohio woman was robbed Thursday afternoon by a pair of teenage boys who used potatoes she'd just bought to attack her, according to Dayton police.The robbery happened in Dayton in the 3700 block of North Main Street.The woman told 9-1-1 dispatchers that two boys dressed all in black stole her wallet, money, cigarettes and her bag of groceries with onions, celery and potatoes inside."Did they have weapons? Did they display a gun or a knife or anything?" the 9-1-1 dispatcher asked."They took my potatoes and threw them at me," the woman said. "They were my bag of potatoes from Save-A-Lot."
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 09:12 AM (ZnIt3)
Duh, that only works on rabbits.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (805dc)
We had a Rembrandt, but I'll wait for the art thread.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:12 AM (9P3OG)
I'm eclectic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:09 AM (9P3OG)
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Me too. Rocky Top makes me cry. I've got a beautiful mandolin with inlaid wood that my got passed down to me when my grandfather died. I keep telling myself I'm going to learn how to play it one of these days. I better hurry up. I'm running out of days.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 09:12 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: zombie ray charles at August 19, 2016 09:13 AM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2016 09:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:15 AM (lIU4e)
Were it not for "The Beverly Hillbillies" and "Bonnie & Clyde" I wouldn't have known that banjos existed, being from Flatbush and all.
And then came Steve Martin . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:15 AM (9P3OG)
Hillbillies" and "Green Acres." Those shows tapped into something at
that time that America loved. And not just hot chicks nekkid in a water
tank.
Dude, those nekkid chicks were in the opening of "Petticoat Junction." I always wanted to see an episode that centered around that event and it never happened. So I hated that show.
Posted by: Dang at August 19, 2016 09:15 AM (k0G44)
Trickle down corruption. Dear Lord how I loathe what they've done to us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (9P3OG)
With Obama, it was bad enough. He has been in control of shit during his presidency and the only true accomplishment that he is personally responsible for is taking credit for anything that he and his administration has been able to spin as positive.
Under Hillary - exponentially worse - will be only scratching the surface.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 19, 2016 09:15 AM (4ng05)
I need some #safespace with teddy bears and coloring books of Unicorns in their natural habitat. A field of waving Skittle plants.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 09:15 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 19, 2016 09:15 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (gTQoY)
Seriously. Highs of 80! In August! Crazy.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:15 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: zombie ray charles at August 19, 2016 09:13 AM (x3uSY)
As if Ray Charles would know the difference!
But thanks for the info. I must have seen Empire of the Ants, I guess.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:16 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 19, 2016 09:16 AM (x3uSY)
B. We joke about the Uber thing, but I once again ask--what do seven billion people do in a robotic world?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Walk around with Methane collection gear stuck up their asses to create energy for the new robot overlords, who I for one welcome. I'll take an extra small rectum fitting please. I don't suppose you have anything smaller.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 19, 2016 09:16 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:17 AM (wPiJc)
"When the rain came I thought you'd leave
'Cause I knew how much you loved the sun
But you chose to stay, stay and keep me warm
Through the darkest nights I've ever known
If the mandolin wind couldn't change a thing
Then I know I love ya"
Posted by: Rod Stewart at August 19, 2016 09:17 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:17 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 19, 2016 09:17 AM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 19, 2016 09:17 AM (tIja6)
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She should have used those potatoes to defend herself.
I had a friend who was walking home from the grocery store with a bag of groceries. She could see a guy eying her across the street, then all of a sudden he came running towards her and she knew he was after her purse.
She didn't hesitate at all - dropped her bag of groceries, whacked him upside the head with her heavy purse (a la the old Ruth Buzzi character from Laugh-In), then took off for the police station, dripping blood from the glass jars that broke when she dropped her groceries.
She was tall, blonde, blue-eyed, beautiful, and knew how to take care of herself. You guys would have loved her.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Dang at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (k0G44)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (9P3OG)
I was walking my dog the other day and encountered a gentleman from Latvia. He describe his life under the Soviet thumb as slavery. Nonchalantly - that was the word he used. It was striking.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (4ng05)
The fuq?
Posted by: Deliverance at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (fA75F)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 08:53 AM (805dc)
That's it! I can't wait to try it.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (Zs4uk)
v=sOOE_-3JTBs
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:17 AM (wPiJc)
================================================
Nice.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 09:19 AM (dFi94)
The Japanese were smart about this. They looked at the choice between robots and unskilled third-world cheap labor and went with robots.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 08:54 AM (O7MnT)
Eh, I think a lot of Obama/Soros/Leftard policies are about punishing America and destroying both it and the middle class -
so that they can say we failed and blowback!!! and justice! of the commie kind.
Especially, with Our Betters currently saying to millions of Americans "FU, your jobs have gone away forever because technology".
The last thing we should be importing are millions of instant welfare recipients and culture antagonists-
so this is about something else and that something is destruction of America and American society.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2016 09:19 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 19, 2016 09:17 AM (x3uSY)
"Night of the Lupus" starred Wille from "Mission: Impossible."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:19 AM (9P3OG)
(Must go now. Have to get to the sugar factory.)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2016 09:19 AM (6ew4Z)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (fA75F)
Desiree Cousteau, FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:20 AM (9P3OG)
I hope I am correct in saying this, the fascist global elites have a day of reckoning coming their way.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 19, 2016 09:20 AM (tMCOR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (9P3OG)
I was walking my dog the other day and encountered a gentleman from Latvia. He describe his life under the Soviet thumb as slavery. Nonchalantly - that was the word he used. It was striking.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 19, 2016 09:18 AM (4ng05)
There's a very good movie about East Germany - The Lives of Others. See it if you can. It hasn't been in rotation on cable for a long time and it's hard to find, but if you do it's worth it. German with subtitles.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:20 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative
******
A fair amount of the appeal of AOSHQ is the common taters.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:21 AM (wPiJc)
I hope I am correct in saying this, the fascist global elites have a day of reckoning coming their way.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 19, 2016 09:21 AM (tMCOR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2016 09:21 AM (JO9+V)
“Syrian refugees flood in. Illegal immigrants convicted of committing crimes get to stay, collecting Social Security benefits, skipping the line. Our border open. It’s more of the same, but worse.”Mid-way through the 30 second spot, the voiceover transitions to what the USA would be like under a Trump presidency: “Donald Trump’s America is secure. Terrorists and dangerous criminals kept out. Border secure. Our families safe. Change that makes America safe again.”The ad is part of a nearly $5 million commercial buy, focusing on the key swing states Florida, North Carolina, Ohio, and Pennsylvania.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 09:21 AM (ZnIt3)
I knew an Albanian guy who spoke like zero English, but he loved America and used to say "Communism, "pooey!" and he'd spit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:21 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 19, 2016 09:20 AM (tMCOR)
This just isn't fair.
Just when I get to the point of joining the fascist global elites, it becomes a bad thing.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 09:22 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:20 AM (zc3Db)
"Chuck Norris Vs. Communism" on Netflix. About the fall of Ceaucescu.
Damned good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:23 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2016 09:23 AM (JO9+V)
Wiki-up Eric Weissberg. Little Red Schoolhouse Greenwich Village, High School of Music and Art, Julliard.
In the midst of the Pete Seeger era, you couldn't hardly be an urban communist if you hadn't had three frets worth of extra neck put on your five-string. Talk about your culture wars: that was an interesting time ("Wasn't That A Time?").
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 19, 2016 09:23 AM (tIja6)
Obama, Soros, and the Left generally believe America needs to be punished for slavery and "imperialism." Therefore, they import millions of third-worlders to bring disease, violence, and terror.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (O7MnT)
I'm eclectic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:09 AM (9P3OG)
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Me too. Rocky Top makes me cry.
-
I love Like a Fox On the Run.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (dFi94)
August 4, 2016
The Muslim community in France consists of 5 to 7 million people. One thing is for certain — during the coming years, this community will grow. A sign of the times: in France, Christian churches are being closed and torn down . Since 2000, 33 such buildings were razed. In their place, new mosques spring up, like mushrooms after rain. In the same period, a little more than one thousand were built. Is the most secular country in Europe likely to become the largest Muslim country in Europe?
http://tinyurl.com/zanqxwu
Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (nCSwS)
Damned good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:23 AM (9P3OG)
I'll definitely check it out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mrs. jwest, arms akimbo at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (wPiJc)
That is indeed excellent, but there are two good movies about East Germany.
The other is Goodbye Lenin.
It's one of my favorites.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (mgbwf)
Back in the 60s and 70s, Brooklyn was not the Village. Far from it, despite only 20 minutes on the subway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:25 AM (9P3OG)
I'll definitely check it out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (zc3Db)
All about underground movie/video clubs showing American flix that were, of course, verboten.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:26 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
Read up on Gibbons.
Spoiler alert: It doesn't end well for the Romans. Or much of civilization...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 19, 2016 09:26 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (Nwg0u)
Sweet? Fox on the Run?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:26 AM (9P3OG)
The other is Goodbye Lenin.
It's one of my favorites.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (mgbwf)
Okay. I'm adding that to the list, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (zc3Db)
Maybe Hillary could provide a "Russet" button?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
You'll get Lukewarm Russert, and like it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (9P3OG)
LoL.
Not a problem "good buddy"
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (LLuRe)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (8k6WG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: jwest
________
Just made a donation to the Clinton Family Foundation but I postdated the check.
(Louisiana flooding making things difficult for my Giant Ant overlords, by the way.)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (6ew4Z)
churches. In their place they erected more than one thousand mosques
http://gatesofvienna.net/ sure is a depressing read this a.m., huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 09:28 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: NPR certified--Too White to Comment at August 19, 2016 09:28 AM (AV4JD)
so that they can say we failed and blowback!!! and justice! of the commie kind.
The funny thing is, the more they do it, the more they make the case that a war against that sort of thing was, in the end, justified--and the only error was taking our foot off their necks.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 09:28 AM (9krrF)
http://tinyurl.com/zanqxwu
Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 09:24 AM (nCSwS)
There's a pattern that's becoming clear. Christian country becomes social welfare state, social welfare state becomes secular, secular state becomes islamic.
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2016 09:29 AM (7HtZB)
I blame JJ Sefton.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (8k6WG)
Say, what?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:29 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:21 AM (wPiJc)
There's a pun using "ischial tuberosity," but I can't think of it.
I'll have to sit down and ponder for awhile.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2016 09:29 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 09:29 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 09:29 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2016 09:27 AM (6ew4Z)
Got to get your bribe in early. If she's elected, she said she wouldn't take any more.
Hey, I believe her.
Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2016 09:29 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Sam Elliot at August 19, 2016 09:29 AM (qlPzn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2016 09:30 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:30 AM (ksPsw)
Thanks for clearing that up gang. Think of the confusion averted!
"Do you know that rabbi who was stabbed?"
"No. Jew?"
H/t Annie Hall.
Posted by: Major major major major at August 19, 2016 09:30 AM (YcKif)
That's gold...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 19, 2016 09:30 AM (C9pBZ)
Sidebar story. Strasbourg Rabbi was knifed by a muzzie screaming allahu akbar....
But it's not terrorism!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2016 09:30 AM (Zu3d9)
No way. All my sources tell me Comey is a straight-shooter. They call him Elliot Ness at the FBI.
Posted by: Sean Hannity Two Months Ago at August 19, 2016 09:30 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Bugtussle, Texas in Fanin County.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:31 AM (ksPsw)
In a just world, every attendee would be there to troll the ever-lovin' frak outta the low-function asstards running it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:31 AM (ksPsw)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 09:31 AM (fA75F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 09:32 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 19, 2016 09:32 AM (8k6WG)
maybe a class or racial storyline in there somewhere
people getting really worked up over this...
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 09:32 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (tMCOR)
-and the only error was taking our foot off their necks.
Won't ever make that mistake again.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (ksPsw)
Posted by: jwest
________
They sent me an I'M WITH HER t-shirt, which alone was worth the "donation." Hey, you never know who's going to be standing to your left!
Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (6ew4Z)
But it's not terrorism!
I saw on Insty's twitter feed that car-b-ques are suddenly a big thing in Germany and authorities don't have a clue why.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (zjvRa)
maybe a class or racial storyline in there somewhere
people getting really worked up over this...
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 09:32 AM (QCc6B)
Black friend on facebook posted the other day that it was about white guys getting away with things or something. First time I've seen that.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (JO9+V)
I like how they say "Jewish Rabbi." As opposed to a Zoroastrian rabbi?
Sheesh.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-
3748782/Jewish-rabbi-stabbed-Strasbourg-Muslim-attacker.html?ITO=1490
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:34 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:34 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (fA75F)
In a just world, every attendee would be there to troll the ever-lovin' frak outta the low-function asstards running it.
----
Just remember that at least 1/2 the class is there to get laid.
Posted by: Major major major major at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (YcKif)
The Japanese were smart about this. They looked at the choice between robots and unskilled third-world cheap labor and went with robots.
Posted by: V the K
Yes but do their robots do the raping, child molesting, drunk driving, murdering and bombing that the Japanese won't do?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
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The story on Drudge that Lady mentions has a link to the sign-up website, which for whatever reasons allows comments. The first one is "60 dollars to be told how I'm terrible for being white? SIGN ME UP."
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (805dc)
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There's no way I can be convinced that Merkel isn't being influenced by Soros and others wishing to subvert and destabilize Germany as a western civilization. To encourage chaos and benefit islam. She's been bought, however one would like to define that.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (+FSld)
maybe a class or racial storyline in there somewhere
people getting really worked up over this...
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 09:32 AM (QCc6B)
Black friend on facebook posted the other day that it was about white guys getting away with things or something. First time I've seen that.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (lIU4e)
WZ posted a series of tweets about it being all about "white privilege" because they blamed POCs for what happened. Not as if there's anyone else in Brazil besides POCs.
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (7HtZB)
They were talking about that on BBC this morning. Something about a black American girl gymnast getting chided for something about the National Anthem (I am not aware of the underlying story) and the white swimmers being treated as "boys will be boys".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (mgbwf)
Contrasting the various pulls on the budget of the French Republic with the truly messianic zeal of the Saudi mosque establishment. I mean, nobody cites a scripture that says everything withing earshot of the cathedral bells is Christendom -- although it used to work out that way quite a lot.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 09:31 AM (9krrF)
"When I was a kid, I fell out of a tree and broke my arm. Is that an example of white fragility?"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (fA75F)
But it's not terrorism!
-
We'll never know the motive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (Nwg0u)
I'll have to sit down and ponder for awhile.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
******
Thanks to CBD's grand generosity
I now understand the monstrosity
When I sit on my ass
The potato shaped mass
Is the ischial (sic) tuberosity
Posted by: Mrs. jwest, arms akimbo at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Paddy Henry at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (TyBdB)
_______________________
Even more depressing when you consider that Islam worships a petty, jealous, spiteful "god" who considers his female creations less worthy than his male creations, and who pits his compliant followers against his non-compliant ones and orders them to subjugate, mutilate, and kill.
Muhammed himself at one time believed he was being conned by Satan. What better proof could there be than the ludicrous depiction of "god" that Muhammed reported?
And yet the "Christian" pope, who should know better, refuses to call out this lunacy for what it is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (NnYnv)
People are surprised that the Constitution doesn't follow them wherever they go. Shakedown? Can't happen to me! I'm an American!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (ksPsw)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
They are continuing to make Jews the "other," to steal a term from Simone de Beauvoir.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (wPiJc)
Elderly white woman accuses black man of encouraging a criminal offense. Yeah, they're just going to accept that at full (black)face value.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 19, 2016 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Couchfucker at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (/kYMn)
Posted by: Count de Monet
They shouldn't be hard to find. I've heard that the successful life their living has them fueding like the Hatfields and McCoys.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (mgbwf)
Maybe because it's kinda like the Duke Lacross "rape" and the more recent Brock Turner case - it fits into the 'white, "privileged" athletes getting away with a crime' narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (kfcYC)
That's my latest invention!
*duct tapes battery to muslim males's forehead*
There.
Done!
Posted by: Clock Boy at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (HGtd0)
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I love this movie! I even have it on DVD. I even recall seeing it at the drive-in when I was a young kid.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 09:39 AM (+FSld)
Personally I suspect it's societal. The ever-lengthening window of "education" further and further into procreative years, combined with the ladies going into the workplace instead of starting families...we're trading our prime childbearing and child-raising times for...what, exactly? That can't be working to our favor.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 09:39 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (kfcYC)
We will.
Posted by: T-1000 series at August 19, 2016 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
*****
Could be. Are you from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 09:40 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 09:40 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: joncelli
You too, huh? Welcome to the club.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 19, 2016 09:40 AM (ksPsw)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 19, 2016 09:40 AM (kfcYC)
I now understand the monstrosity
When I sit on my ass
The potato shaped mass
Is the ischial (sic) tuberosity
Posted by: Mrs. jwest, arms akimbo at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (wPiJc)
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That right there is some grand limerick writing. Behold the master (in his mistress sock)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:40 AM (805dc)
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Even if he didn't tell her to do it, Powell would probably cover for her, given that he is an establishment hack of the first order.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 19, 2016 09:40 AM (NnYnv)
http://tinyurl.com/jv9pmyx
What now, bitches?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 19, 2016 09:41 AM (9krrF)
Gabby Douglas didn't put her hand over her heart during the national anthem. It was kind of weird since everyone right around her had theirs over their hearts but she seemed to go out of her way not to do it. Not a major deal but it's clear she was trying to say something.
and the white swimmers being treated as "boys will be boys".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (mgbwf)
That seems to be what was happening (though, evidently nobody really knows the story, yet).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:41 AM (zc3Db)
Dennis Hastert is convicted of avoiding the $10,000 currency reporting limit to pay for his sexual assault victims.
Barack Obama cuts a secret deal to physically ship $400 million in foreign currency to Iran despite a law that prohibits currency transactions with the Iranians. Says it's not ransom even though hostages are released as a result of the payment.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2016 09:41 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:41 AM (805dc)
Yes but do their robots do the raping, child molesting, drunk driving, murdering and bombing that the Japanese won't do?
Those are just the costs of living in a progressive, multicultural society. Naturally, those costs must be borne by the masses. The elites must be insulated from them. Hence, you don't see Syrian Refugees being settled in Potomac MD or illegal immigrants living in Pacific Heights.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 09:41 AM (O7MnT)
http://tinyurl.com/z6nlpht
We never have "Potatoes O'Brien" at our place. It's "O'Bannon" every time.
Sad thing is, I don't think you can buy a Maine potato anymore.
As an exercise in raw (heh) gallantry, this is up there with the Action off Samar.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 19, 2016 09:42 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 19, 2016 09:42 AM (TyBdB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2016 09:43 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (mgbwf)
I didn't even hear the gymnast thing.
I think the whole thing with the swimmers was interesting because it's constantly evolving - so it's been mysterious. And then when brazil starts yanking americans off planes people are of course going to pay attention. But then I saw the Brazilian guy the other day saying 'they did a dumb thing, it's ok', like its all cool now.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:43 AM (lIU4e)
successful life their living has them fueding like the Hatfields and
McCoys.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (kfcYC)
Good one!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2016 09:44 AM (JO9+V)
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That sounds like J-Roc; who has at least cut some rap albums and is an entrepreneur of dubious legal enterprises.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 19, 2016 09:44 AM (77emZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (mgbwf)
So what was it when we all recognized Usain Bolt for pausing an interview during the national anthem? I guess anecdotal evidence only works when it confirms the narrative that you want to push.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2016 09:44 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (NOIQH)
They showed the 'damage' though, and it basically looked like a shitty gas station bathroom. Absent evidence, who knows if it wasn't already like that.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:44 AM (lIU4e)
"Don't worry, we're going to hold hearings. We're going to subpoena documents that won't appear for three years and then mostly redacted. We'll call witnesses who will take the fifth. Five years from now, we'll issue a scathing report. The Democrats will issue a report saying Obama did nothing wrong. No one will be held accountable. No one will be punished. The media will dismiss the whole thing as partisan bickering.
"Trust us. We got this." - Congressional Republicans.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2016 09:44 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 19, 2016 09:36 AM (tIja6)
Point of order! You can't really say "the" French Republic, since France blows through Republics like tissue paper. "The current French Republic" is the accepted nomenclature.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (zc3Db)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/027624.php
Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (fA75F)
There's a wide spectrum of melanin in Brazil
Old Portuguese stock, Chinese, and Germans
as well as the indigenous POC and blacks.
Brazil imported over 2 million slaves from Africa back in the day
Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (nCSwS)
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I'm sure it is a lot of factors, but in general you are right. Starting a family in your 30's naturally means families are going to have less kids.
Posted by: SH at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (NDpWt)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy
You're still failing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:38 AM (mgbwf)
I'm autistic! You've got to give me 2 hours to take the test!
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (7HtZB)
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Oh, yes we do. The motive-du-jour is now "mental illness." Apparently, it's all the rage and it's very, very contagious. Why, it's almost like we're hearing the mental illness/allah ackbar angle more and more for some reason.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (TyBdB)
Put some chicken pieces (uncooked) in a baking pan. Best ones for flavor and LCHF-ness are chicken thighs with the bones and the skin, but you can use anything.
Drizzle on a little olive oil, rather a lot of lemon juice (and please make it the bottled kind, to make me feel validated. Thank you.), garlic powder (none of this fresh stuff for this recipe), oregano, and salt and pepper.
Bake uncovered at 375 until it looks like something you'd want to eat, maybe 45 minutes to an hour. The skin gets all brown and crispy and there will be a lot of juices in the pan (part of the reason you want to use a lot of lemon juice).
Serve with rice to soak up the pan juices.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:46 AM (805dc)
Old Portuguese stock, Chinese, and Germans
as well as the indigenous POC and blacks.
Brazil imported over 2 million slaves from Africa back in the day
Posted by: McCool at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (nCSwS)
And a couple dozen aryan boys. Brooding, with piercing eyes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2016 09:47 AM (JO9+V)
Then the end of the commercial says to defy labels?
This woman has been self-labeled as not an American olympian, but as a Muslim who fences.
Can anyone name one self identified Baptist, Catholic or Agnostic American Olympic competitor?
I guess the next step will be a female Muslim wearing a rainbow printed Hijab?
Followed by a voice-over about not labeling.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2016 09:48 AM (6t8+a)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2016 09:48 AM (mgbwf)
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So, Ashton Eaton, a masculine, powerful and heterosexual American won the Olympic Decathlon for the second straight Olympics.
How much coverage did he get?
About 2 minutes last night. They interviewed him.
It's never been done before, but there is no room for masculine heterosexual patriotic heroes in sports today.
(By the way, he acknowledged prior USA gold medal decathletes, but left Bruce Jenner out.)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2016 09:48 AM (4AVeu)
In just 8 years, we've become a 3rd world shithole. Thanks, Barry!
Posted by: Fritz at August 19, 2016 09:48 AM (2Mnv1)
Never forget to include the R and D qualifying identity. It all makes sense then!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2016 09:49 AM (wCEn4)
341 332 >The swimmer-gate story seems to stand for some larger issue
maybe a class or racial storyline in there somewhere
people getting really worked up over this...
Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2016 09:32 AM (QCc6B)
Black friend on facebook posted the other day that it was about white guys getting away with things or something. First time I've seen that.
Posted by: Lea at August 19, 2016 09:33 AM (lIU4e)
WZ posted a series of tweets about it being all about "white privilege" because they blamed POCs for what happened. Not as if there's anyone else in Brazil besides POCs.
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2016 09:35 AM (7HtZB)
Of course, the MFM and lefty cocksuckers gloss over the fact that the story was immediately plausible because that kind of shit happens every few minutes in Central and South America.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2016 09:49 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Joe. Biden at August 19, 2016 09:50 AM (mL2BD)
Dennis Hastert is convicted of avoiding the $10,000 currency reporting limit to pay for his sexual assault victims.
Barack Obama cuts a secret deal to physically ship $400 million in foreign currency to Iran despite a law that prohibits currency transactions with the Iranians. Says it's not ransom even though hostages are released as a result of the payment.
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I bet Obama's never been more happy to be 1/2 white! "Privilege don't fail me now!"
Posted by: major major major major at August 19, 2016 09:51 AM (5Q/hM)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 19, 2016 09:52 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2016 09:11 AM (9P3OG)
I don't which one of the founders it was, but one of them is quoted as saying that you could not totally eliminate corruption and malfeasance in government because it was staffed with humans. The only thing you can do is minimize it to the smallest amount possible by minimizing government to the smallest amount possible.
But since the end of the uncivil war that has all gone out the window. Silent Cal rolled it back some during his day, but those gains were immediately wiped out by Hoover and FDR and steadily made worse.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 09:52 AM (mpXpK)
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I have a label for her: LOSER.
She was gone faster than virgin goat at a Taliban war council.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2016 09:54 AM (4AVeu)
392 She clearly said Powell said to use a private account for all mail that wasn't confidential - which she didn't do. The MFM shorthands her statement and viola, no issue because the American government's version of Morgan Freeman said it was okay.
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 19, 2016 09:45 AM (TyBdB)
It's funny how Frau Gruppencankles' reaction to outrage over her own malfeasance is to blame the black guy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2016 09:55 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2016 09:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2016 09:54 AM (4AVeu)
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Oh, but the US fencing team won the bronze medal so now she's the first Muslim woman to win an Olympic medal.
We'll be hearing lots more from her.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2016 09:56 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2016 09:58 AM (TmVQX)
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 19, 2016 10:01 AM (mL2BD)
If you ever heard Donovan bellow
You'd shake like a bowl full of Jell-O
And if you should meet him
Make sure you greet him:
With "Hello there, Mellow Yellow fellow!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 19, 2016 10:01 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at August 19, 2016 10:04 AM (y0szH)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at August 19, 2016 10:07 AM (y0szH)
(By the way, he acknowledged prior USA gold medal decathletes, but left Bruce Jenner out.)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 19, 2016 09:48 AM (4AVeu)
I continue to be amazed at the amount of coverage devoted on Fox, and CNN to Ryan Lochte and his gang in which a parade of experts, from lawyers to psychologists are debating why, how, and what happened trying to excuse it.
You know, it's simple. Spoiled dumbass swimmer, who is still a mama's boy at 32, goes to the Olympics, blows off his last race(Lochte came in last I believe, in his last race against Phelps) then goes out with three other swimmers in Rio for the entire night, drinks at a club, picks up prostitutes, then on the way back to the Olympics at 6 am, has taxi pull into a gas station and then behaves like juvenile frat boys, breaking down doors, one actually relieves himself outside(saw that video this morning), trashes the restroom, then when they finally find their taxi at the gas pumps, the station manager comes outside and tells security guard to hold them there because they vandalized the place. Police are called(which is why the sec. camera shows them sitting outside on the curb), through a translator , one of them, appears to be Lochte, offers to give them money to let them go. They leave.
According to CNN it is now being reported that the US consulate and the Rio police knew this happened on Monday. It was to be let go by the police per agreement with the US consulate and Rio officials.
Then frat juvenile Lochte told his mummy that they were pulled over and robbed at gunpoint. Mummy starts telling everyone about this, story gets out, and NBC asks Lochte on camera about it.
Lochte tells whopper story of how he and gang were pulled over by someone with no lights, etc. but wearing a police badge and robbed at gunpoint while they were told to be on the ground and Lochte said he refused, but then had a gun held to his forehead, cocked, and then he said 'Whatever".
Two days later when the police began looking at surviellence video from the Olympic village because of Lochte telling an international audience that he was robbed at gunpoint, Lochte is again interviewed and says , "Well, really we were at a gas station and this guy came over and robbed us at gunpoint".
And he flees Rio as fast as he can, while his teammates are detained on a plane in order to find out their version of what happened.
Teammates tell police story is totally made up. Video released, and now Lochte is saying the video is edited, blah blah.
And a bunch of people are still believing him. No wonder there are Hillary supporters who still think she didn't lie.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 19, 2016 10:14 AM (JbgDR)
Last night I read the Politico article covering D. Trump's speech yesterday. Whoa, was that writer pissed that Trump would dare to "pivot" just mere weeks before early voting starts. Too little, too late ... spite spite spite
So, it must have been good.
Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2016 10:22 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 19, 2016 10:35 AM (I6Am+)
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at August 19, 2016 10:51 AM (vI+F1)
How many Brazilians break our laws and no one gives a shit.
Posted by: mullingthingsover.com at August 19, 2016 11:01 AM (NrMU9)
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 19, 2016 11:24 AM (p/TYF)
They are saying the robber/guard was just imposing a "fine" for damages done to a bathroom (damages being undefined and with no pictures that have been released to back that story up).
Sounds like third world policing embarrassed the Brazilians and they are striving mightily to blame the people who reported it.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2016 11:42 AM (3JA/M)
Exactly. They got pissed that it made news.
Posted by: dagny at August 19, 2016 11:59 AM (eSQgj)
What does that tell you about Ryan Lochte?
That he ran up mommy's credit card, that she gave him for an "Emergency", to the limit at the strip-club?
Posted by: Paladin at August 19, 2016 12:34 PM (YNPwP)
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