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Real or Parody?
Apparently some idiot blog published a movie review of the Seth Rogen stoner animation comedy (I guess the "stoner" part is implied with Seth Rogan) Sausage Party.
Selma Hayek plays, apparently, a lesbian taco. Whatever. But like all the "ethnic food" characters are so over-the-top most people view them as subversions of stereotypes. So this stupid blog published this dumb review I guess saying Selma Hayek's portrayal of an over-the-top Hispanic caricature who was also a lesbian taco was surprisingly nuanced or something. Then the Social Justice Warrior brigades descended, and this stupid jackassblog recanted the review. Is this real? Is this fake? Is this a dark dream, or an even darker reality? You make the call -- but this post purportedly attempts to explain the furore over a surprisingly tender portrayal of a lesbian Latina taco.heather: also i wonder if the taco is bisexualThey explain that their "Latinx" commenters found the film to be a microagression in its racism and propagation of stereotypes that cause harm.
i can’t believe i am having this much of a crisis about this!
Yvonne: i get it though!
because sausage party is crass
heather: yes
Yvonne: like people in our community can critique the hell out of it
and pick it apart
heather: yes
Yvonne: because it’s meant for stupid fucking men
heather: yes!
thank you, yes
that is my feelings exactly
After we published the review, we heard from Latinx readers who believe the portrayal of Salma Hayek’s taco was racist and that it reinforced harmful stereotypes. We heard from readers who were upset that we labeled the taco a lesbian when it seems more likely that she was bisexual. We heard from readers who questioned the consent of the sexual encounter between the taco and the hot dog bun. We heard from readers who found the taco to be a damaging portrayal of a predatory queer woman.Just to note again: the queer woman in question is not a woman. She (Xhe?) is a taco. "Stupid fucking men" could not be reached for comment at the time of this article's publication.
via the Hemingways. Not the writer. Well they are writers, but not that writer.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 17, 2016 03:51 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 03:51 PM (7HtZB)
Does she give taco flavored kisses like J-Lo?
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2016 03:52 PM (OD2ni)
Whatever pot Seth Rogen is smoking has given him the ability to read my dreams.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 03:53 PM (7HtZB)
so over-the-top most people view them as subversions of stereotypes.
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subversions????
perhaps "perpetutations"??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 03:53 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2016 03:53 PM (P/kVC)
Does she give taco flavored kisses like J-Lo?
'taint nothing like it.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (h6BP/)
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you asked me if I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
The guy says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for a Polish sausage?"
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
Posted by: Keilbasa at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Well we're here now!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (dFi94)
Sadly, Michelle Rodriguez was unavailable due to a prior commitment.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dept. of Agriculture at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (9mTYi)
Burned out on Seth Rogen.
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2016 03:55 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 17, 2016 03:55 PM (xVgrA)
Thanks; This place needed some comic relief. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 03:56 PM (6HqlZ)
Yvonne: because it's meant for stupid fucking men
heather: yes!
thank you, yes
that is my feelings exactly
Yvonne: and it's not meant for us
and we don't need more media like it in this world
because that is the world
Heather: no!
we do not!
i have lost my mind, thanks a lot taco movie
Heaven forbid every movie is not for young, white feminists!!!!
Ugh, now I am defending a movie that looks stupid.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 03:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 17, 2016 03:56 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Bobbin Costas at August 17, 2016 03:56 PM (3b9U4)
Sadly, Michelle Rodriguez was unavailable due to a prior commitment.
Yi! Yi! Yi! Gucci gucci gucci!
-Charro
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 03:56 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 03:56 PM (qp3p0)
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2016 03:56 PM (d6TTt)
I'm kind of wondering if we screwed up somewhere.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 03:57 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
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I'm right here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 03:57 PM (Nwg0u)
oh that was a good one. I think it's so old that I forgot it, so it's so old it's new again (for me).
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2016 03:57 PM (dciA+)
Thy would only be happy if the taco was voiced by a lesbian who looked like Danny Trejo.
Posted by: wooga at August 17, 2016 03:57 PM (eH3x8)
I suppose I should be relived. If I could, I'd be insane, so at least I've got that going for me.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (KUaJL)
Well. Never in my life have I sausage a furor over nothing.
It will keep getting wurst and wurst.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (8XRCm)
Sadly, Michelle Rodriguez was unavailable due to a prior commitment.
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (iIzG7)
They weren't looking for method actors.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Least_straightouttaCA, thankGod at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (0EcVu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (P/kVC)
the portrayal of Salma Hayek's tacowas racist and that it reinforced
harmful stereotypes. We heard from readers who were upset that we
labeled the taco a lesbian when it seems more likely that she was
bisexual. We heard from readers who questioned the consent of the sexual
encounter between the taco and the hot dog bun. We heard from readers
who found the taco to be a damaging portrayal of apredatory queer
woman.
Yes, truly stupid time to be alive.
How about...skip a movie if it's not your cup of tea.
That's not so hard, is it, you guys?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 17, 2016 03:59 PM (iIzG7)
I know I've heard this before. Still don't know what it means.
Once you find yourself seriously discussing the subtext in a crass tacky movie about tacos and sausage? You might need to find a new hobby.
Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2016 03:59 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 03:59 PM (NOIQH)
A lesbian freelance writer pulled back because of the backlash for confusing bisexual with lesbian. But in her comments about the movie she calls males 'stupid fucking men'.
We're all just a bunch of retards...
Posted by: mudshark at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (uLgME)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2016 03:58 PM (P/kVC)
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LATINA!!! YOUR STUPID FUCKING MAN
Posted by: YVONNE at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
SJW types getting all twisted in knots about a Seth Rogen animated movie depicting the whole rainbow of LGBT weirdos as various kinds of food...
Big glob of stupid.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (R+30W)
For that, there is no forgiveness.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (qp3p0)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 17, 2016 04:01 PM (JKZQv)
With an "a".
As in -- Salma Hayek should sit on my head.
...
i was thinking Selma Blair, who could get all up on my gentleman-tackle
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2016 04:01 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:01 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 17, 2016 04:01 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 17, 2016 04:02 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: x at August 17, 2016 04:02 PM (nFwvY)
Don't forget your colonoscopy tomorrow at 6:00AM.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 17, 2016 04:02 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Hillary!! at August 17, 2016 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
This is critical.
Posted by: wooga at August 17, 2016 04:02 PM (eH3x8)
Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2016 04:03 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (R+30W)
You're right. It's a house of stupid, on a foundation of stupid, built upon a plain of stupid.
It's like an onion made of stupid. You cut through one layer of stupid and there's so many more layers of stupid that it makes you cry.
And all of this stupidity is believed because they were taught it by credentialed "experts" whose opinions they trusted.
As Mark Twain once so wisely said, "It takes a lot of education to believe so many things that just ain't so."
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 17, 2016 04:03 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:03 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:01 PM (dFi94)
It's a CGI taco. As to what you do with a lesbian taco...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:01 PM (dFi94)
Its' a cartoon grammie. A filthy cartoon. I guess. I mean, I'm not going to see it.
Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2016 04:03 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:03 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (h6BP/)
They're talking about this (trailer):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNAnW6asWEQ
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: major major major major at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (YcKif)
These days parody is reality, or reality is parody.
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2016 04:00 PM (bksJQ)
Sarcasm, parody, and satire are dead arts now, because no matter what lunacy you can type up to mock something, finding someone who has already adopted that as their position is only a click away.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (Nwg0u)
...
i was thinking Selma Blair, who could get all up on my gentleman-tackle
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2016 04:01 PM (dciA+)
This is shaping up to be a latter-day Ginger v. Mary Ann debate.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (6HqlZ)
This is critical.
A wicked, dirty, street taco.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (h6BP/)
I do however see her as the star of about five minutes of the movie From Dusk til Dawn that will make you believe in a loving God.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (Ix8Qp)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (1ZOkK)
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same doc..... so......
Posted by: Hillary!! at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2016 04:06 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:06 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:06 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (/tuJf)
I can't understand a word they say, but I watch their forecast every morning!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (1ZOkK)
There are some of you who shouldn't even bother applying for the personal assistant position.
Now, who wants to get me a sammich?
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (Zs4uk)
With a 24" waist? I'm thinking no.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (rwI+c)
The human race has long passed its expiration date.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (AroJD)
The half of it that believes that top-down control is the secret of everything, definitely.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (qp3p0)
Far too many of them make me say, "If I ever wrote that person into a movie I would be labelled a racist."
Stereotypes are like tits on a 14-year-old: they are obvious and real, but you are informed that if you notice them, then you are evil.
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (ODxAs)
Admittedly I might have a very odd mind, but what I think of is some sort of foundation undergarment for large Latina women. Instead of spandex you get latinax.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (6HqlZ)
We're living in a Monty Python skit performed by idiots directed by Fellini based on original material by the second insane homeless guy to the right.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Hillary!! at August 17, 2016 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: President Pillow Biter at August 17, 2016 04:08 PM (ndGCC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:06 PM (1ZOkK)
==============================================
I think I read she wore either a size 12 or 14. The sizes were cut a little smaller back then, but she wasn't svelte. Svelte is not always gorgeous. She was gorgeous.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:08 PM (dFi94)
I think it's theat you are whatever gender you identify with at the moment but from a Latino background.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (6HqlZ)
i believe "o" signals male and "a" signals female so "x" signals mixed/ambiguous/undefined/otherkin.
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: DJT dick-punched my baby at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (AV4JD)
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (zllbf)
sizes were cut a little smaller back then, but she wasn't svelte. Svelte
is not always gorgeous. She was gorgeous.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:08 PM (dFi94)
Sophia Loren as well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (1ZOkK)
I am so stealing this.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: josephistan
________
Ginger-or-Mary Ann is for intellectual lightweights.
Anyone interested in comparing and contrasting Jeannie to Samantha Stephens, however, is encouraged to bring forth their best arguments.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (lhvb+)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (h6BP/)
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We celebrate mental illness as diversity as regards transsexuals and others and outlaw speaking truthfully about it. Affirmative action is the belief we can change reality if we pretend hard enough. Unfortunately, reality will have the last laugh.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, stupid fucking man at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (qp3p0)
I don't really want to think of food having sexual orientations so I guess I'll just skip the link.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:05 PM (6HqlZ)
English will be like Spanish in a few years, except instead of the language denoting that the table is a boy or girl (la mesa, it's a girl), it'll be focused on the object's sexual orientation and identity. Unlimited genders for everything! Xie table is beside zue chair! Forward!!!!!
And yeah, that was me going from grouchy and on into full-on Parody. Twenty bucks says someone on Twitter or Reddit has already had the idea and thinks it's brilliance.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (HalrA)
A stupider sentence has never been written.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Reggie at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (FXW24)
I am so stealing this.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (rwI+c)
You might want to specify 14-year-old girl because otherwise that's just weird.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Why is it if potatoes are drunk, loud and stupid everyone automatically assumes they're Irish?
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
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You could make that the tile of your work! Sort of like the play titled "The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis De Sade."
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (uPt3V)
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Its the preferred Operating system in Mexican manufactured computers.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
What is the declared sexuality of a burrito? What about a torta? I can sort of see a burrito being predominantly male, the shape and everything, unless it is lengua or fish, but the torta is problematical. It is like a sammich, but not so much to be mistaken for a bocadillo.
Could it be intentionally misleading? Is it "torta es mentira" time?
And pupusas, does the sexuality best be reflected on if it is revuelto or not? Should it depend on the filling, as cheese is one but meat is the other - should allowances be made for curtida?
What about al pastor, is that microaggression here, or just generally roasted on a spit like a donor?
Why can't we all get along like an empanada or arepa served with platano frito and rice and lentils?
Crap. I'm hungry now.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: eric cartman's hand wearing a wig and lipstick at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (LdMbv)
I am so stealing this.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (rwI+c)
You might want to specify 14-year-old girl because otherwise that's just weird.
Posted by: Insomniac
F'n couch potatoes!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (h6BP/)
whut
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (LyISp)
O M G
Posted by: ArthurK at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (h53OH)
heather: yes!
thank you, yes
that is my feelings exactly
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:11 PM (Zs4uk)
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Because some stereotypes are real..... ya dumb Mic...
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (8XRCm)
You have to drop the Motorhome off at the repair place at 8, then all three of your kids to the dentist at 1, then "meet the teachers" at the school at 3.
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (v9gSJ)
Yeah, I dunno.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:07 PM (qp3p0)
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I assume that is an attempt to degender Latino/Latina. I mean, what if the individual is questioning its identity? How can they put their all important race marker out there if it's all gendered and stuff.
My worry is that the whole Spanish language is very gendered. Take the word for house: casa. That is a feminine gendered word. But, what if the house doesn't identify that way? I suppose we could say casx... Maybe we need to get some academics working on this. At this point, I think they may be our only hope.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: hispanic taco philosopher at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (LdMbv)
So just imagine all of these sensitive young LGBT feminist writers obsessing over the proper way to review an episode of South Park, such as the one where one of the kid's dad decided he was a trans-dolphin.
These people cannot be parodied.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (NOIQH)
heather: yes!
thank you, yes
that is my feelings exactly
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:12 PM (V3IFq)
Or vote
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (0mRoj)
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Its the preferred Operating system in Mexican manufactured computers.
Oh. The one that shuts off every day at 2:00?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Actually, tits on a 14-year-old boy are even harder to ignore!
We had a TV ad for a lawyer playing around here that was promising a payoff if your son took the drug Risperdol and then grew breasts.
Fun stuff.
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (/tuJf)
Yes, she was born in Mexico and is a Mexican citizen, but her ethnic heritage is LEBANESE!
Well, half-Lebanese at least. Her father's from there, hence the Lebanese name "Hayek."
Strange how few people know this.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (CNm1v)
All I know is that Beef Flautas are all man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:14 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:14 PM (uPt3V)
It's too bad the Monty Python folks aren't around to parody this because Zie table is beside Zu chair sounds like a modern take off on " Don't mention the Germans"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:14 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Malia in DC at August 17, 2016 04:14 PM (FXW24)
There was an article by somebody who said this was a myth.
I suppose the question would be "by whom?"
Do a GIS search, she doesn't look chubby. She doesn't have the toned abs of a fitness model, either, but that isn't the standard, necessarily.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:14 PM (tewYv)
Unfortunately, the next sentence is not "And we told them to get back on their lithium dosage."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2016 04:15 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: a drunken, violent potato at August 17, 2016 04:15 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:15 PM (gmeXX)
Or is that a straight thing?
Straight thing. Because if they are big enough, they can motorboat themselves. Kinda loses the luster after that.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:15 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:15 PM (ODxAs)
That said, sex between a taco shell and a hot dog bun is just wrong. It violates the two-starch rule. It's just wrong.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2016 04:16 PM (lhvb+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:16 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2016 04:16 PM (7eotl)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:15 PM (gmeXX)
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Apparently.... Slema Hayek is a Muslin gay taco that should be bi-sexual. Some year old boys are gonna be rich because they grew titties....
... and nobody gives a damn about the Irish.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (1ZOkK)
Last book of the Bible. Probably. Because I do not have any idea how one would start it differently.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (gmeXX)
Like butter, in.my.mind.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Yeah. But my burrito could cut diamonds. IYKWIMAIKTYD
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: moon over vermont at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (kUmUV)
transsexuals and others and outlaw speaking truthfully about it.
Affirmative action is the belief we can change reality if we pretend
hard enough. Unfortunately, reality will have the last laugh.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:10 PM (Nwg0u)
The entire Leftist philosophy hinges on the notion that there is no objective truth where ideas and politics is concerned. Without truth, there's no cause and effect, and everything is therefore random and subjective. The world doesn't work like that and stubbornly refuses to go along with their stupid notions, stupid ideas lead to failure and good ideas lead to success, and it fills them with outrage. They are lead by it to punish everything that works in the name of fairness, and dispensing that punishment gives them a smug feeling of moral superiority that's like crack cocaine.
When you reject truth, all that's left is lies and madness.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (qp3p0)
gendered. Take the word for house: casa. That is a feminine gendered
word. But, what if the house doesn't identify that way? I suppose we
could say casx... Maybe we need to get some academics working on this.
At this point, I think they may be our only hope.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (R+30W)
but that would mean turning Spanish into a language like English, which is not only a no-no, but cultural imperialism, cultural colonization, and cultural deracination of entire cultures!!!! OMG
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (ry34m)
Just making sure I have this right here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (9krrF)
What food item does Amy Schumer play?
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (gmeXX)
A bowl of rising dough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (1ZOkK)
Nobody ever in the history of the world has ever been hurt by a movie review, you stupid goddamn pussy-enabling pussy.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (LyISp)
Posted by: FireHorse
That's why I loath the "california burrito".
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (gmeXX)
A gourd.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
You mean this thread or the world in general?
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The fact that there is a post about this leads me to believe the world is going to shit.
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (gmeXX)
Lard.
Cue the troll!
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)
In this modern world, serious grown adult women discuss and analyze the literary themes and cultural significance of retarded pot-head cartoons about hot dogs and tacos.
And Shakespeare wept.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (h6BP/)
I developed a wonderful new under garment for these unfortunate boys.
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Barbara Wahwah at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (ODxAs)
I vote option C. Marketing gimmick. The whole controversy is scripted and staged to get attention for Rogan's lame flick.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (R+30W)
I posted yesterday that Marilyn Monroe = Christina Hendricks
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: it's like I don't know this place anymore at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (2WoCi)
The Interview.
Why would anyone ever go to another one of his films?
Instant disappointment.
Every time.
Seth Rogen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (4AVeu)
When you reject truth, all that's left is lies and madness.
Someone should do a story about what happens. But have it be something about a great tower, and everyone's languages getting screwed up.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: CarlK at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (IeysS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:19 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (1ZOkK)
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A muffin because of her FUPA. (Fat Upper Pastry Area.)
Yeah, I know it's the other commie who used that but I figure Amy would steal it.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Azathoth at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (Ix8Qp)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (gmeXX)
I heard she is going to portray a lesbian taco in her next show....
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mr. Peanut at August 17, 2016 04:20 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk a"
I just Seth Rogan figured it is hard to smoke pot without a head.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (OD2ni)
Because he wrecked his car, "Bard".
And Liberty Mutual only gave him 3 quarters back.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: let's make "Reality" cry again at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (QM5S2)
The Interview.
Why would anyone ever go to another one of his films?
Instant disappointment.
Every time.
Seth Rogen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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I have to say that is one of the worst Haikus I have ever run across.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (7ZVPa)
Well, half-Lebanese at least. Her father's from there, hence the Lebanese name "Hayek."
Strange how few people know this.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (jBuUi)
Lebanese? I thought they said she was bi-sexual
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (493sH)
Well, half-Lebanese at least. Her father's from there, hence the Lebanese name "Hayek."
Strange how few people know this.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (jBuUi)
What, the Austrians came from Lebanon?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: Margaret Cho at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (ODxAs)
Man, jwest is going to be a busy guy tomorrow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:22 PM (qp3p0)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:22 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (493sH)
You, sir, win the Internet.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:22 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (493sH)
You, sir, win the Internet.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:22 PM (tewYv)
Baloney.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (0mRoj)
Campbell: "Aye, we won the third prize in the annual Robert Burns Contest, a haggis dinner for two."
Maitre d': "What were the other prizes?"
Campbell: "The second prize was a single haggis dinner, and, if you won the first prize, you didnae have to eat the haggis."
Posted by: haggis at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (ry34m)
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Yes..... after we ran their cracker asses out of there.
Posted by: African Egyptians With Telepatchic Antigravity at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
Sounds about right.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (Grjqn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (493sH)
You, sir, win the Internet.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:22 PM (tewYv)
Baloney.
She's Italian?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: American at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (6KxGh)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
I think it's the new Burma Shave campaign.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (V3IFq)
We know gender is fluid. We know there ARE people who are sexually active with multiple gendered others, including themselves.
So... is this limited just to sexuality? I mean, what's this Latinx thing? It sounds fun! How do I, a pasty white boy, get me on that Latinx train? Especially when there are potentially Salma Hayek tacos on board??
Is what I want to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (TOk1P)
What food item does Amy Schumer play?
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (gmeXX)
.................
Jello or tuna salad. Because range and talent.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: zombie
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Salma Hayek was also given a French knighthood which is strange as she's from around where the Cinco de Mayo battle took place.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (lhvb+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk a"
I just Seth Rogan figured it is hard to smoke pot without a head.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM (OD2ni)
Bong water enema
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (qUNWi)
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Well, half-Lebanese at least. Her father's from there, hence the Lebanese name "Hayek."
Strange how few people know this.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2016 04:13 PM (jBuUi)
What, the Austrians came from Lebanon?
Posted by: Kindltot
Let me lay some knowledge on you:
"Hayek is a surname, a variant spelling of the Czech name Hájek, which originally meant "a grove" and commonly occurs in Czech place names. It occurs among Polish Jews in a Polish spelling as Chajek. The family name Hayek, Hayeck or Haiek, Arabic: حايك , variants of Howayek, is also found in Lebanon. The name means "weaver" in Arabic."
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:25 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 17, 2016 04:25 PM (jsWA8)
>>I'm gonna take a guess that the only ones they didn't make fun of is the muzzies.
Two characters, meant to represent Arabs and Jews, offer the most
direct connection to modern religion. The Jewish bagel (Edward Norton)
is like a poor man's Woody Allen, luxuriating in every Jewish stereotype
possible. His counterpart, Lavash (David Krumholtz), offers a similar
slapto Muslims.
The film also embraces gay sex in an exhaustive fashion. It's not
merely asking us to accept gay lifestyles, a perfectly reasonable
stance. No, the movie suggests everyone would engage in gay sex if not
for those darned religious rules stopping us. Never mind what human
biology says about our sexual appetites.
And yet the LGBT reviewer and editor hated it...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 04:25 PM (NOIQH)
I find these fake appointments for jwest very amusing. Keep up the good work!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 04:23 PM (6HqlZ)
Who said they're fake? He asked us to remind him of an appointment. Just can't remember which one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Or is that a straight thing?
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:14 PM
Until this moment, I've never considered simultaneous motorboating. Given proper positioning, it would be possible. I doubt it's practiced much in the straight world. Since women of my acquaintance were bemused (at best) by the technique, rather than titilated, I would doubt the island residents spend a lot of time on it, but IDK.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2016 04:25 PM (7eotl)
Posted by: zombie
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I weep with him.
Can you imagine our grandparents acting like this? I sure as hell can't.
Just imagine Reed and Malloy on "Adam-12" driving around and discussing cartoons; and getting into arguments over them. It boggles the mind. They talked like grown-ups.
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:25 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:17 PM (gmeXX)
Cottage cheese, obviously. And lard, with some shame laced in.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2016 04:25 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2016 04:26 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:26 PM (uPt3V)
Apparently in this movie the potatoes are Irish. Where is the outrage over this clearly insensitive act?
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (z/Ubi)
That is funny.I denounce myself.
Posted by: Ian R. R. Galt at August 17, 2016 04:26 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:26 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:26 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (N8hFs)
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The word is Latinx. You can't just go around making up fake words to replace other fake words.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2016 04:26 PM (R+30W)
Right, Nanzi, right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Weirddave
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A smallish wild cat sort of like a bobcat... but in Mexico. So I guess that's like a robertocat.
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (N8hFs)
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The word is Latinx. You can't just go around making up fake words to replace other fake words.
Whysnot?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (h6BP/)
Right, Nanzi, right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)
So they're pretty damaging, then.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 04:28 PM (KUaJL)
ISTN.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2016 04:28 PM (lhvb+)
When amobea aggression becomes a thing, remember, it started with me and I expect to get paid.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 17, 2016 04:28 PM (Grjqn)
Must be bad, then.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2016 04:28 PM (B+qrE)
Someone's worried.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2016 04:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (rwI+c)
Modern mankind is headed to the future of HG Wells, waiting for the Morlocks to come and be their masters.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (N8hFs)
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The word is Latinx. You can't just go around making up fake words to replace other fake words.
Whysnot?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (h6BP/)
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He doesn't have the proper permit.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (qp3p0)
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:28 PM (rwI+c)
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You misspelled "implicated".
And "robertocat". Funny funny stuff.
Posted by: African Egyptians With Telepatchic Antigravity at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
My guess - email from Pelosi saying bad things about Hillary.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: George R. R. Martinx at August 17, 2016 04:29 PM (PF3BV)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Steve McCroskey at August 17, 2016 04:30 PM (5ndb9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2016 04:30 PM (8ZskC)
Modern mankind is headed to the future of HG Wells, waiting for the Morlocks to come and be their masters.
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I find the self-selection comforting. It will make the the coming battle easier.
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:30 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (HgMAr)
That must be the fifth frickin time I forget to change my sock today....
Posted by: fixerupper
You have a haircut appointment at 2:30 tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (JKZQv)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (ODxAs)
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Ah, the Pontius Pilate gambit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life
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How 'bout a time-space-continuum aggression. "You're going to commit an aggression in the future!"
That one's pretty much a reality now anyway.
This time-space-continuum aggression definitely is already a reality: "People who looked like you committed aggressions against people who looked like me 400 years ago! Therefore, you're guilty!"
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (h6BP/)
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awesome
Im bald.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
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Ah, the Pontius Pilate gambit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Depends on what the meaning of "is" is.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:32 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:33 PM (V3IFq)
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How 'bout a time-space-continuum aggression.
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You guys realize that "science" isn't exactly the millennials strong-suit.
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:33 PM (gmeXX)
Because he wrecked his car, "Bard".
And Liberty Mutual only gave him 3
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:21 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2016 04:33 PM (7eotl)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 17, 2016 04:33 PM (I6Am+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Well, Eloy was a pretty awesome band, so maybe they'll tour again!
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:33 PM (CYNno)
Well, the standard 'MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED!' defense is kind of neutralized in this case...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 04:33 PM (v9gSJ)
jwest.... youre Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been pushed back to next Friday.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
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In that case, maybe jwest will give up his Hair Club for Men appointment for you.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (805dc)
Gawd can people get any more ignorant?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (CNm1v)
No wonder people take their business overseas.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (HgMAr)
Would anybody even know this "film" existed if it was not for the "controversy?"
Posted by: Locke Common at August 17, 2016 04:33 PM (I6Am+)
What film?There is film of Salma's lesbian taco?!?
Posted by: Ian R. R. Galt at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (YxH2u)
Posted by: SH
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Then how come we're the ones who know that the entire east and west coasts of the US will be underwater by the year 2005!?
Posted by: Bill Nye at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (Z/WLE)
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This offended nobody.
I'm not sure it is even possible to be offended anymore in any real sense.
Posted by: SH at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (QM5S2)
I assume it is a desperate and pathetic attempt by SJWs to not "mis-gender" while using a lanuage that demands gender specific endings.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2016 04:24 PM (lhvb+)
Beating the French is like Amy Schumer - everybody gets a turn
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (7HtZB)
So if the lesbian taco had offspring from the sexual encounter with a hot dog bun would it be a sloppy joe?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (ODxAs)
I saw Salma Hayek's Racist Taco open for Whitesnake at the Cow Palace back in '97.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (xxSK3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (Z/WLE)
No one gets to eat it.
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (z/Ubi)
Because sites like that have only 8 readers, and two of them are their mothers.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (JKZQv)
I thought she was joking when she told me, but she was entirely serious.
I later found out that Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song is nowadays an extremely common theme for many Masters' theses in film departments and other jive-ass academic disciplines. It's sort of like how The Odyssey or Romeo & Juliet used to be -- a standard classic that you write about if you can't come up with anything creative.
They take the film very, very, very seriously.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2016 04:09 PM (dciA+)
Otherkin? Is that like the one-armed Orc from the Hobbit?
Posted by: Heralder at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (oCER9)
Posted by: Dave Skylark at August 17, 2016 04:37 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (Zs4uk)
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**shrugg**
We rang the bell at 2:30.
We HAD an apointment.
Posted by: Jimmy Johns at August 17, 2016 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Marcus T
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...Seth...
...Rogen.
Posted by: Bill Nye at August 17, 2016 04:37 PM (CYNno)
Because multiculturalism.
Latinix does the core processing that American operating systems won't do.
Posted by: John McCain (M)averick at August 17, 2016 04:37 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2016 04:37 PM (uPt3V)
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:37 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (qUNWi)
Your Brazilian bikini and back wax has been push up to 1 tomorrow.
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (xVgrA)
According to the comments the offending review has been moved to afterellen dot com. Oh and to answer one question above:
"Hayek voices Teresa del Taco, a spicy hard-shelled honey from the Mexican aisle"
Posted by: GeneTheHappy at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (paHBV)
Your days of tucking are almost over.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: John McCain (M)averick
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Does it just sneak into your computer because it trashed the previous computer it was installed in?
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (Z/WLE)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:35 PM (0mRoj)
So don't forget to keep an eye on the melting clock
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2016 04:39 PM (lKyWE)
Wasn't there some urban legend that Mario van Peebles got the clap on set at that movie or something?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 04:39 PM (0mRoj)
He's a bit of a dick but I read that they're still tryinng to make another "Master and Commander" movie.
I would welcome that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 17, 2016 04:39 PM (qp3p0)
This offended nobody.
It overjoyed some posturing jackasses who want to flaunt their moral superiority over everyone else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (qUNWi)
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Nope. The Curse of the Wererabbit.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (805dc)
No more Morons now we Moronexu?
Posted by: GeneTheHappy at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (paHBV)
They are usually businessmen and make a lot of money. Thomas Sowell has a chapter on them in one of his books.
Hayek is a popular surname around Paterson, NJ. The Arab' who came earlier in the 20th century worked in the city's textile industry as, you guessed it, weavers. They soon owned a few of the mills....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (zr+oN)
So you're saying you're entertained.
*ponders*
*throws gladius anyway*
Posted by: Maximus at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (PF3BV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (qUNWi)
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Nope. The Curse of the Wererabbit.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (805dc)
Does Monty Python and the Holy Grail not count?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2016 04:36 PM (lKyWE)
..............
the bun was shooting blanks so the weiner had to fill in.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 04:40 PM (KUaJL)
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Hmmm, probably not as it was just a supporting role.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 04:41 PM (805dc)
Posted by: GeneTheHappy
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I thought that was a mad scientist who lived on an island and made human-animal hybrids.
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:41 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2016 04:38 PM (qUNWi)
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Nope. The Curse of the Wererabbit.
A Fistful of Rabbit Pellets
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2016 04:41 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 17, 2016 04:41 PM (uz/Pv)
For that, there is no forgiveness.
Posted by: jwest
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This was a funny comment. So let's everybody lay off, OK?
Posted by: Angie's List at August 17, 2016 04:42 PM (lhvb+)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 17, 2016 04:42 PM (zr+oN)
Right, Nanzi, right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Why should she care? If it's damaging the MFM will completely ignore it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2016 04:43 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 17, 2016 04:43 PM (uz/Pv)
275 You have a haircut appointment at 2:30 tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 04:31 PM (h6BP/)
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awesome
Im bald.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2016 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
If you say you're an 'ette, I'm gonna scream like a little girl.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 04:43 PM (xxSK3)
***
Given that the sex scenes in that movie was more "sex" than "simulated" I wouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 17, 2016 04:43 PM (Ix8Qp)
Almost nobody gives a shot about this made up racist shit.
Hayek is hot. Hayek, even as a fucking lesbian crudite would be hot.
But you know it's a taco (insert allusion to sexual humor here), and she's Spanish so- racist.
What kind of asshole even sits around and comments like that? Answer some shothead who needs to spend less time on the Internet and more time trying to develop a cogent, feasible, intellectually meaningful argument.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2016 04:43 PM (Z/WLE)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck"
Try the veal. The best in the City.
Posted by: Virgil Solozzo at August 17, 2016 04:44 PM (OD2ni)
They started the piece with "Few things are more sacred to the Navajo than water.."
If you've been through one of the reservations, you'll know one of the few things more sacred than water is bourbon.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:44 PM (Zs4uk)
BTW those Seth Rogen, Amy Schumer Bud Light commercials need to end with them being doused in napalm
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2016 04:44 PM (493sH)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 17, 2016 04:45 PM (zr+oN)
Just not between 10 and 2.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:45 PM (rwI+c)
Try the veal. The best in the City.
Posted by: Virgil Solozzo at August 17, 2016 04:44 PM (OD2ni)
Leave the gun take thecannoli
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2016 04:45 PM (lKyWE)
338 OT: Nanzi Pelosi says the next round of leaked emails will contain Russian fabrications and forgeries.
Right, Nanzi, right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 17, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Why should she care? If it's damaging the MFM will completely ignore it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2016 04:43 PM (493sH)
She sent an email saying that Bush/Romney/Trump/Palin isn't so bad, compared to Frau Gruppencankles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 04:46 PM (xxSK3)
Oh that's so bad.
I was gonna say home-brew.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2016 04:46 PM (Z/WLE)
Posted by: Johnny Ola at August 17, 2016 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
She's hawt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 04:46 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Farmer Joe, job hunting at August 17, 2016 04:47 PM (F2rZx)
Posted by: Seth Rogen in a smoke-filled room at August 17, 2016 04:47 PM (VdICR)
She asked, "Do you think they are Lebanese?"
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 17, 2016 04:47 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:47 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Angie's List at August 17, 2016 04:42 PM (lhvb+)
Thanks for the support, but it's ok.
I'm writing down all their names and I'll never forget...
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:47 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Seth Rogen
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Yeah, yeah! Splunge for me too!
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (CYNno)
Wasn't there some urban legend that Mario van Peebles got the clap on set at that movie or something?
Not Mario, his father Melvin, the director/star. And it's not an urban legend, he admitted as much recently.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (xxSK3)
My verdict: Real. This is my generational cohort, and yes, we really are this dumb. I'm so glad I'm a sociopath.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Tacquito at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (Z/WLE)
And kind of...not.
Really, SMOD can't get here fast enough.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: steve walsh at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (nU8lz)
Posted by: Peter Clemenza at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (zr+oN)
Posted by: Sphynx at August 17, 2016 04:48 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at August 17, 2016 04:49 PM (C+DJp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 04:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2016 04:49 PM (CS7jF)
I've seen that. It's very annoying, but yet I found myself strangely aroused by that annoying redhead.
Of course, I'm always strangely aroused.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 17, 2016 04:49 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2016 04:49 PM (kJUgh)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 17, 2016 04:49 PM (kumBu)
No wonder people take their business overseas.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 04:34 PM (Zs4uk)
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I was scared that the part was too big....
Posted by: Brian Dennehey at August 17, 2016 04:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Alfred E Neuman at August 17, 2016 04:50 PM (cgxNI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2016 04:50 PM (ODxAs)
351 Anisette.
Posted by: Johnny Ola at August 17, 2016 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
No thank you. Care for an orange?
Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 17, 2016 04:50 PM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Sphynx
--
If her mohammaden brethren held onto their wieners more often, perhaps rape wouldn't be up by a couple of hundred percent in Europe right now.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:50 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Jose Clemenza at August 17, 2016 04:50 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Johnny Ola at August 17, 2016 04:46 PM (8ZskC)"
Hey Pauly bring me some wine.
Posted by: Peter Clemenza at August 17, 2016 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
369 May I ask who portrayed Hope Solo's Butthole
Probably Jack Black. He's at the top of the "goto list" anytime an annoying asshole is needed in a flick.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2016 04:52 PM (kJUgh)
Posted by: Sphynx
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Well, considering that she'd get an honor killing if she wasn't a dutiful wife, then, yeah, that'll help you stay in the marriage.
Posted by: RKae at August 17, 2016 04:52 PM (CYNno)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2016 04:52 PM (Z/WLE)
367 lesbian taco? does that go good with coffee?
Posted by: Juan Valdez at August 17, 2016 04:49 PM (C+DJp)
If it's ace's butter coffee it does.
Posted by: Zombie Marlon Brando at August 17, 2016 04:52 PM (xxSK3)
Now they tell me!
Posted by: Paul Feig at August 17, 2016 04:53 PM (PL2OL)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 17, 2016 04:53 PM (7mZWv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 17, 2016 04:52 PM (kJUgh)
Who turns out to have a really good heart, after all.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:53 PM (tewYv)
Not sure, but he other side was played by an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2016 04:54 PM (OD2ni)
This may be when I stopped laughing at Polish jokes....and started believing them.
Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2016 04:54 PM (9RGU3)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Salma Hayek and taco together, and you're hungry?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2016 04:54 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:54 PM (HgMAr)
That movie even revs my wife up.
Which reminds me - I think it is on Netflix.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2016 04:54 PM (tewYv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvG6Qop6k70
Posted by: Reno_Dave at August 17, 2016 04:55 PM (YEhNg)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 17, 2016 04:56 PM (I6Am+)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2016 04:54 PM (HgMAr) "
Artisanal, ethically-sourced, free range, non-GMO taco. Duh.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 17, 2016 04:56 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at August 17, 2016 04:57 PM (C+DJp)
>> sandwich.
When Hope's little selfies first leaked, someone started a parody Twitter account called "@hopesbutthole".
He did some damn fine art with an Arby's Roast Beef sandwich in homage.
Labiaplasty, it's a thing, now.
Of course, I think 'em all little loose and laid back. These tight little clamshell "innies" look snooty and stuck up to me.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 17, 2016 04:58 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 17, 2016 04:59 PM (xVgrA)
Gold King mine in Colorado - EPA-created leak effected water in several states. Hope there are more lawsuits against them.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 05:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 05:00 PM (0mRoj)
My head is exploding from the ridiculousness....
I think we need common-sense movie review laws!
Posted by: Ian R. R. Galt at August 17, 2016 05:01 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2016 05:01 PM (+1TiL)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 17, 2016 05:02 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Sphynx
So what you're saying is that Bruce Jenner should have converted to Islam instead.
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 17, 2016 04:58 PM (DW+jj)
Not a fan of the Sarlacc Pit/Shoggoth look.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2016 05:05 PM (0mRoj)
On an Episode of Bob's Burger's , Bob bought a run down food truck and the kids wanted to name it and Gene's suggestion was Meat Curtains.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 05:06 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2016 05:07 PM (+1TiL)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
Yeah, sure, but was the cornmeal ground between stones once used by the Aztecs to splay their victims and remove their hearts? No?
Poseur.
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2016 05:09 PM (LAe3v)
(Just kidding. I gave up going to the movies.)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2016 05:09 PM (lhvb+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2016 05:11 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2016 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2016 05:13 PM (3e+65)
That website is indeed real. It's filled with hateful self indentifying queer women who hate men with the heat of a thousand suns. The vitriol those oh so tolerant she devils throw at anything male is amazing. I may need a safe space soon....
It was a guilty pleasure reading some of the male reddit commenters that showed up to troll the article.
Thanks for exposing this stuff Ace.......................I think.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at August 17, 2016 05:13 PM (xlcvc)
"I was blinded by my own whiteness existing inside a system of white supremacy. I must do better. I will do better."
Yeah, I read it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2016 05:13 PM (xfb67)
It's nothing against you, Tom.
Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 17, 2016 05:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2016 05:14 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 05:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 17, 2016 05:15 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 05:15 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: ISeeQueerPeople at August 17, 2016 05:16 PM (0dmP2)
"I was blinded by my own whiteness existing inside a system of white supremacy. I must do better. I will do better."
Here, take my testicles as collateral.
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2016 05:16 PM (LAe3v)
I'm very picky about movies.
Some I watch over and over again.
"Sausage Party", well it does not sound like "Up", a movie I've watched don't know how many times.
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2016 05:16 PM (d6TTt)
I'm not sure, but I think I don't understand any of this. At all. Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 03:54 PM (dFi94)
For some reason, I laughed the hardest at this comment.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 17, 2016 05:17 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2016 05:18 PM (d6TTt)
I don't get it either...
Posted by: donna at August 17, 2016 05:19 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 17, 2016 05:19 PM (8dC42)
And the Taco is supposed to represent a vagina. A juicy hairy vagina.
Posted by: Seth Rogan at August 17, 2016 05:19 PM (mbYl0)
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2016 05:19 PM (zLDYs)
Here, take my testicles as collateral.
Posted by: pep at August 17, 2016 05:16 PM (LAe3v)
uhhh, yeah, we'll be needing your wallet as well
Posted by: grievance mongers at August 17, 2016 05:20 PM (oAY8z)
Comedy Central's Adult Swim lineup pretty much caters to to the same crowd as this film; young millennial stoners. I dislike most of those shows, because the humor is not up my alley. Will they will go after Adult Swim next?
I don't watch inane stoner cartoons, but I will defend to the death those that for some weird reason want to make them. Because 'Merica. Or something like that.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2016 05:20 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: m at August 17, 2016 05:21 PM (gfJWV)
You laugh now but just wait a few months.
Posted by: Taco Dog at August 17, 2016 05:21 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2016 05:21 PM (3zi7q)
Well, I sure am anxious to miss this movie as soon as possible.
Posted by: Eromero
Exsqueeze me? F*** you very much.
Posted by: Seth Rogen at August 17, 2016 05:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2016 05:22 PM (d6TTt)
Look how that worked out for Suicide Squad! And that was a pussy PG rated flick.
Ours has an R rating for all the fucking language!
That is what the meat eaters want!
Fucking language and a rude awareness of one's penis or vagina...and if your are a trans then blow me!
Posted by: Seth Rogen at August 17, 2016 05:23 PM (mbYl0)
Adult swim shows back to back Bob's Burgers during the week. Believe it or not it's a great family show and funny as hell.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 05:23 PM (CNm1v)
Sounds like the Best of the Wurst!
Posted by: Speller at August 17, 2016 05:25 PM (EZW3b)
Saw The Shallows not that long ago, thought it was really good! Somehow they fused in character development and plottiness, which I thought Hollywood had banned. But it is still a good killer shark thriller movie. And for men a bikini class lass protagonist easy on the eyes.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2016 05:26 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 17, 2016 05:26 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 17, 2016 05:26 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: ryukyu at August 17, 2016 05:26 PM (960oq)
Posted by: goodluckduck at August 17, 2016 05:27 PM (yqvys)
where the dogs were in a sausage factory and one of the dogs jumped up and bit the dancing hot dog in half?
I peed in my pants -that was so fucking funny!!!
We have that and whole lot of rudeness more you MoFo's.
Fuck the liberal white chicks if they don't like it.
Posted by: Seth Rogen at August 17, 2016 05:27 PM (mbYl0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 05:30 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 17, 2016 05:32 PM (rwI+c)
Because if they were Scottish, they'd be wearing kilts.
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2016 05:33 PM (HVQlX)
Remember that time at the cast party when you were the coal car in the congo line? You had it coming and going. And then you almost choked. Man that was funny.
Posted by: TacoDogBaby at August 17, 2016 05:33 PM (BO/km)
where the dogs were in a sausage factory and one of the dogs jumped up and bit the dancing hot dog in half?
I peed in my pants -that was so fucking funny!!!
We have that and whole lot of rudeness more you MoFo's.
Fuck the liberal white chicks if they don't like it.
Posted by: Seth Rogen at August 17, 2016 05:27 PM (mbYl0)
Yeah, that's not how Seth Rogen is. He's a good little apologetic SJW kiss ass when they get pissed at him. He had to apologize for a "homophobic" joke in Superbad.
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2016 05:35 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGER at August 17, 2016 05:37 PM (kD732)
Posted by: simplemind at August 17, 2016 05:39 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
That's debatable. However, there's no question we've passed our 'best before' date.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 17, 2016 05:52 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2016 06:22 PM (RusNE)
Seth Rogen movies are funny. The "Where do you think babies come from?" scene in "Knocked Up" is a riot.
I also liked the scene in "This Is the End" when Emma Watson showed up and one guy thought it was necessary that everyone in the group agree to not rape her.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2016 06:24 PM (Z8cvi)
(Cue Mantovani's "Charmaine")
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 17, 2016 06:26 PM (umUl5)
Posted by: furious_a at August 17, 2016 06:27 PM (s26zM)
Good times, good times...
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 17, 2016 06:48 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Won't submit at August 17, 2016 07:03 PM (zj+JZ)
The entire site reads like a parody of social justice wankers.
Posted by: SGT Ted at August 17, 2016 07:19 PM (Iv1Ix)
Posted by: Shiggz at August 17, 2016 09:28 PM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Smitty27 at August 18, 2016 03:33 AM (g9d8D)
like if i think about it, of course i hate that they resorted to a
stereotype, like making salma hayek use her accent for the voice of a
taco but like this is seth rogan so my feelings are like
:face_with_rolling_eyes:
My response to using "like" as these chicks do IN PRINT, as in typing words: Where did you learn your trade? You Stupid Fucking Cunts!! You idiots!
Posted by: Smitty27 at August 18, 2016 03:39 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 04:04 PM (dFi94)
Sure wish this meant aliens with death rays that were going to clean hose on this onion of insanity.
Posted by: Shiggz at August 18, 2016 06:02 AM (nwkim)
Latinx?
I will give them 10 Latin quotes and see if they know any. More like Nolatinatall!
Hope it ain't triggering!
May never watch it, but will by the Bluray just to screw with the SJW. Everything is now political.
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