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Wednesday Morning News Dump (8/17/16) [Mis. Hum.]
- Louisiana flooding leaves death & devastation
- F.B.I. hands over Clinton materials to Congress
- George Soros a disgusting human being
- Hezbollah terror cells smashed
- Russia and Iran continue to cozy up with one another
- Univision offers to purchase Gawker
- More Clinton Foundation and State Department shenanigans
- Scandis take a tough stand
- Convicted felon to resign General Attorney position
- Man charged with Imam and assistant murders
- Bye-Bye, John McLaughlin, R.I.P.
- Navajo Nation sues E.P.A.
- A wise use of tax payer dollars
- More prudent use of tax dollars
- Another E.O. from the White House
- Silly criminal, You are not a Clinton
- Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
- We were born at night but we were not born last night
- Another reason not to eat cut bait
- This is not the feel good story of the day. What things are wrong?
- TFG bothering gunsmiths
- Genius Award
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 17, 2016 08:02 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at August 17, 2016 08:04 AM (18fNk)
Posted by: you can tell she teaches Science because of the glasses at August 17, 2016 08:07 AM (mfdNC)
Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at August 17, 2016 08:07 AM (18fNk)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 08:08 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: sven10077 at August 17, 2016 08:09 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:11 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 08:12 AM (tIja6)
The media is being silent b/c they don't want to interrupt Urkle X's "beach blanket bingo" with Worf and Reggie Love.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 17, 2016 08:12 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 17, 2016 08:12 AM (kfFTe)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 17, 2016 08:13 AM (kfFTe)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:13 AM (mpXpK)
EXACTLY
What an admission
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 08:14 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 08:14 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: headline malfunction at August 17, 2016 08:14 AM (mfdNC)
Their growing them to make into ethanol?
Gonna drive the price of pron up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:14 AM (6t8+a)
It's that time of year again: ramping up for the 3rd Annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup.
Tentatively scheduled for mid-October in the Dayton area.
Want to be kept in the loop?
Drop me a line at swohmome@mail.com (and please include your nic).
Posted by: ibguy at August 17, 2016 08:14 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:14 AM (mpXpK)
It would be news of the Scandis like Sweden took a tough stand.
But I expect it from the tougher minded little mini-USA of Europe, the Swiss.
Posted by: PrincetonAl at August 17, 2016 08:15 AM (77H7D)
So, pretty much business as usual, huh ? Kinda the new normal on parade. And the hell is stale again.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2016 08:15 AM (gUoN4)
Easy solution - send the SOBs back to Italy and tell Italy to quit sending the SOBs to the border.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)
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'Grants'. Of course.
But will they discuss being overweight?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2016 08:17 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:18 AM (9P3OG)
We could apply the same concept for those who have slipped across our currently undefended southern border.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:18 AM (6t8+a)
But not charged with hate crime and still no motive.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:19 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 08:19 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 08:20 AM (tIja6)
Rhetorical question, Seamus. Don't need you to post all the ICD-10 codes.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 08:20 AM (ZnIt3)
Nice to see how well the Palis gave done "ending incitement" and "preparing their people for peace" like they promised Clinton 23 years ago.
/yeah, sarc
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2016 08:21 AM (EZebt)
I declare the Swiss to be honorary Chillbillies.
//Sven of the Pine Fjords
Posted by: sven10077 at August 17, 2016 08:21 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 17, 2016 08:21 AM (rvzMR)
Cut their funding if they have enough to waste o this crap.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 08:22 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 08:22 AM (tIja6)
There is a link in my nic to Conservative Treehouse blog and a transcript of Trumps speech. It is a very pro Trump blog and the commenters are very informative. Enjoy!
I posted this on the previous thread but got will owed.
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 17, 2016 08:22 AM (Cl52v)
Pfft. I'll never stop eating sashimi. (FWIW, I had hamburger tartare for breakfast.)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 08:22 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 17, 2016 08:23 AM (Z4hTv)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 08:25 AM (tIja6)
For those who think both candidates are bad choices who may implement horrible policies and/or appoint crappy SCOTUS justices:
Keep in mind that a President Trump will have vastly more opposition forces (media, Hollywood, foreign governments, the UN, Congress, etc, etc.) arrayed against him, regardless of what direction he may be going. On the other hand, a President Hillary will have the skids greased by helping hands and a following wind at her back.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 08:25 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 08:25 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 17, 2016 08:21 AM (rvzMR)
All the talk about law and order, it does sound he's blowing really hard on that racial dog whistle, doesn't it?
Posted by: MSM talking heads at August 17, 2016 08:25 AM (KUaJL)
He's surrounding himself with the right people. How do I know they're good people?
They've all been repeatedly vilified by the left.
I'm cautiously optimistic about the future.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 08:26 AM (ZnIt3)
"Good luck"...
https://youtu.be/Vf-K-u_n8sw
Posted by: sven10077 at August 17, 2016 08:26 AM (SzZnW)
Many years ago, Harbor Freight sold a very nice compact mill. There was a whole cottage industry devoted to upgrading parts and replacement of bearings in order to achieve tighter tolerances on the finished product.
And then right in the middle of the interest in 80% lowers really ramping up, they stopped carrying them.
You can still buy the mini-lathe.
For now.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:27 AM (6t8+a)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 08:27 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 08:28 AM (KUaJL)
Sounds like the MSM talking heads are capable of hearing the dog whistle.
I wonder if that may be of any significance?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:29 AM (6t8+a)
The Milwaukee cop who fatally shot Sylville Smith has been identified as a two-year veteran of the force, an acquaintance of the slain man and an amateur rapper who once sang, “Imma start a riot like it’s Baltimore.”
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 08:30 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Miley's Bone Booth at August 17, 2016 08:31 AM (NTqvt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:18 AM (6t8+a)
Neither party wants that.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:31 AM (mpXpK)
LA Times Poll back to Clinton +1 after it was +5 earlier this week.
Maybe they're just trolling now.
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 17, 2016 08:32 AM (kfFTe)
"Good luck," indeed.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 08:32 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: Corona at August 17, 2016 08:32 AM (ragzU)
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 17, 2016 08:33 AM (kfFTe)
I got willowed on this question a couple of threads ago.
Is this the first sidebar movie review?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 08:34 AM (mgbwf)
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Probably on account of lesbian bullying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2016 08:34 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Corona at August 17, 2016 08:32 AM (ragzU)
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Yeah. Who put an entire movie review in the sidebar? Oh wait.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:34 AM (dFi94)
Their growing them to make into ethanol?
Gonna drive the price of pron up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:14 AM (6t8+a)
In all the pron I've seen, I've never seen a lesbian farmers fantasy.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 08:34 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 08:35 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 08:35 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:36 AM (6t8+a)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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They seem to have extremely sensitive ears, and astounding ability to project.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2016 08:36 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 17, 2016 08:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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There may be holes in your assertion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2016 08:37 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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There may be holes in your assertion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I apologize, that was a cheesy comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2016 08:37 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 08:38 AM (6HqlZ)
They are saying when Hillary is on stage for very long she is provided a stool to sit on because she can't stand up for long periods of time.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 17, 2016 08:38 AM (Z4hTv)
How about that kids' parents can't buy them notebooks which are ridiculously cheap. Second, it encourages kids to think that gov't is going to take care of everything for them.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 17, 2016 08:39 AM (Ee2nz)
I love sidebar articles that are really long and read like a continuing saga of Kaboom. Only with Bond.
Posted by: Corona at August 17, 2016 08:32 AM (ragzU)
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Yeah. Who put an entire movie review in the sidebar? Oh wait.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:34 AM (dFi94)
After all, this is someone who managed to ban himself from his own blog.
But we love him anyway.
*scratches Ewok behind the ears and tosses the scamp a couple of Snausages*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:39 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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There may be holes in your assertion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I apologize, that was a cheesy comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
No whey!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 08:39 AM (h6BP/)
Posted by: josephistan
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We'ere working on it.
Posted by: Farmersonly.com at August 17, 2016 08:39 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 17, 2016 08:39 AM (Uy8SG)
Yeah, there's been some speculation for a couple of weeks now that an invasion may be imminent.
President Peterhole is no doubt preparing a strongly-worded letter.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 17, 2016 08:41 AM (97XyN)
The question is...did he mean to?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
There was no evil intent.
-Comey, FBI
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 08:41 AM (h6BP/)
No wonder lesbian farmers are struggling if that's how they cultivate their fields.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (wPiJc)
Eldest kidlet stopped by yesterday and I got my haircut orders and got approval for clothing choice for shower on Saturday. For wedding itself, no navy blue (photographer request because of backgrounds/carpeting). Deep breath -- okay, I can do this.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (MIKMs)
The Swiss are considered Scandis? Really? That does not make me feel grate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (kfFTe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (zp+j1)
Did you know that Switzerland is not in the UN? They're not in anything.
I once waited tables with a girl whose father wrote for the New Yorker. He wrote a book called "Switzerland, Neutral and Armed to the Teeth".
Even the freakin' Nazis didn't bother with trying to invade them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (mgbwf)
How did I miss this side bar piece on James Bond? It's my namesake! Movie sucks, book is great.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 17, 2016 08:39 AM (Uy8SG)
I can't remember in this flick, but in the big set-piece volcano fight scene near the end, does Bond do the Connery-era thing of attacking EVERYONE regardless of whether or not they're friend or foe?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:43 AM (LuZz8)
Posted by: josephistan
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We'ere working on it.
Posted by: Farmersonly.com
Yeah. Where they regularly wear boots & flannel shirts and look like East German track & field competitors.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 08:43 AM (h6BP/)
I think every James Bond movie is like this. There are like three or four parts that are unambiguously cool, like Scaramanga's Funhouse Pistol Range, and then the rest of the movie is midgets and backstories about circus elephants and stupid plane cars that make no sense (what's the advantage here, exactly?) and superfluous mammary glands
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There is no such thing as superfluous mammary glands.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 08:43 AM (KUaJL)
Bathroom winds up looking like a Rhumba tried to clean up a cow pattie.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:43 AM (6t8+a)
you know, for the children.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 08:44 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:44 AM (dFi94)
you know, for the children.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 08:44 AM (HGtd0)
You'll be happy to know that the GOP has been furiously working on one ever since the convention.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 08:45 AM (KUaJL)
For wedding itself, no navy blue (photographer request because of backgrounds/carpeting).
Go white. Boss Hogg/Col Sanders it.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 08:45 AM (h6BP/)
But not charged with hate crime and still no motive.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 08:19 AM (mpXpK)
Something stinks about this case. It has now all but disappeared. In fact, it would have been the perfect weapon to use to bash Trump in the wake of his foreign policy speech and yet nothing.
Again, there's more here than they want us to know about.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:46 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 08:46 AM (wPiJc)
haircut orders and got approval for clothing choice for shower on
Saturday. For wedding itself, no navy blue (photographer request because
of backgrounds/carpeting). Deep breath -- okay, I can do this.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (MIKMs)
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Excellent. Like I say, when it comes to weddings - do as you're told and carry your wallet.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:47 AM (dFi94)
Bathroom winds up looking like a Rhumba tried to clean up a cow pattie.
Come for the biting commentary, stay for the poetry.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 08:47 AM (h6BP/)
I can't remember in this flick, but in the big set-piece volcano fight scene near the end, does Bond do the Connery-era thing of attacking EVERYONE regardless of whether or not they're friend or foe?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:43 AM (LuZz
"
I don't remember the movie much, been about 15 years since I've seen that one. I prefer the book.
There was always talk of remaking Thunderball again, I'd have preferred they did Thunderball, On Her Majesties Secret Service and You only live twice as a trilogy with Craig and Waltz. Could have been great.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 17, 2016 08:47 AM (Uy8SG)
Obama gives web to international authorities.
Drudge
HUGE mistake!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (zp+j1)
Will we ever be able to get it back? Oh, wait. Why do I even bother asking that since obviously the answer is "no."
I really hate that fucking gangly bastard. I really really do.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:48 AM (6t8+a)
80
Swiss are not Scandis. Some of them, in my experience, are blonde and good at sex, so they have that in common.
Did you know that Switzerland is not in the UN? They're not in anything.
I once waited tables with a girl whose father wrote for the New
Yorker. He wrote a book called "Switzerland, Neutral and Armed to the
Teeth".
Even the freakin' Nazis didn't bother with trying to invade them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (mgbwf)
The apocryphal story about the Swiss and the Kaiser comes to mind.
Before WWI, the Kaiser visits Switzerland, and is presiding over a Grand Review of the Swiss Army. As the troops march by, he leans over and asks the Swiss General escorting him "How many troops do you have under arms?"
"I can have a million men under arms and ready to fight, 48 hours after mobilization."
The Kaiser sneered back "And if I were to invade Switzerland with 5 million men?"
The Swiss shrugs his shoulders "My boys each fire 5 shots, and then we go home."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:48 AM (LuZz8)
/Yodel (Swiss Jedi Master)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 08:46 AM (wPiJc)
Didn't some kraut field marshall invent them?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:48 AM (9P3OG)
A Big Thank You to TK for your great review of
"Wearing the Cat - Part One: Flaming Hoops"!!!
It is sincerely appreciated.
May your days be filled with with no Exploder Buttons or
the Exploder Buttons of your choice!
Thank you again!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 08:49 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:50 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: McCool at August 17, 2016 08:50 AM (TQxRy)
Let's see if they notice.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:50 AM (6t8+a)
Posted by: Just Askin at August 17, 2016 08:50 AM (e7LPj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Never invade your banker when you are trying to hide stolen gold.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 08:50 AM (h6BP/)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:44 AM (dFi94
Just look both ways before you dart across the highway and dart back and dart forth IYKWIM
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (dFi94)
Let's see if they notice.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:50 AM (6t8+a)
We've secretly replace the President's cocaine with Folger's Bath Crystals. Let's see if he notices . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (9P3OG)
There was always talk of remaking Thunderball again,
I'd have preferred they did Thunderball, On Her Majesties Secret
Service and You only live twice as a trilogy with Craig and Waltz. Could
have been great.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 17, 2016 08:47 AM (Uy8SG)
Well, that's because Thunderball is the only Bond property that isn't owned by Broccoli. That's why it was remade in the 80s as Never Say Never Again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (LuZz8)
From the FBI article:
"The documents will not include any transcripts from FBI interviews in the case, as the FBI routinely does not transcribe such interviews."
I find it really hard to believe that the FBI doesn't transcribe interviews. By the use of the word "transcribe" I am assuming that means they tape them. But do they really not write anything down to put in those famous files they have?
Ugh. I need to stop reading about that stuff.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 08:52 AM (805dc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (LuZz
Because of the Kevin McClory lawsuit, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:53 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at August 17, 2016 08:53 AM (DHDiP)
We've secretly replaced Barry's Preparation H with Poly-grip.
Let's see if Reggie notices.
(Back to you)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 08:53 AM (6t8+a)
Because of the Kevin McClory lawsuit, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:53 AM (9P3OG)
Yup, that's the reason.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:53 AM (LuZz8)
Even the freakin' Nazis didn't bother with trying to invade them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (mgbwf)
There were several border skirmishes between the Nazis & the Swiss during the war, and many violations of Swiss airspace by both sides - we accidentally bombed Zurich! - with the Swiss downing 11 Luftwaffe fighters. Hitler had invasion plans drawn up, but had bigger fish to fry.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 08:54 AM (7HtZB)
We've not-so-secretly replaced America with Yugoslavia circa 1992. Let's see if anyone notices . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:54 AM (9P3OG)
haircut orders and got approval for clothing choice for shower on
Saturday. For wedding itself, no navy blue (photographer request because
of backgrounds/carpeting). Deep breath -- okay, I can do this.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2016 08:42 AM (MIKMs)
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mustbequantum - this is your daughter that's getting married, yes? Are you doing a father-daughter dance? What's the song?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:55 AM (dFi94)
Cheney, 50, won a nine-way primary in the at-large congressional district with about 40 percent of the vote. Shes expected to carry the heavily Republican statewide district in the November general election.
Good!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 08:55 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (dFi94)
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I'm picturing a whole line of yodeling wingers lined up behind the pearly gates, yodeling you home.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 08:56 AM (805dc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:54 AM (9P3OG)
I've noticed the past 7 years
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 08:56 AM (voOPb)
Hilts just couldn't quite jump that fence . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:56 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:57 AM (9P3OG)
How about in your neighborhood?!!!
One commentator straightened them out. "Animals that prey on humans will do it again and someone will get killed."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 08:57 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 08:54 AM (7HtZB)
Not to mention that the Nazis used the Swiss Banking System to further their War Aims and their own selfish needs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 08:57 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 08:56 AM (805dc)
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That would be awesome, especially if they could yodel "Twist and Shout".
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:58 AM (dFi94)
I'd like to see a movie of that, actually set in the era.
Bond could only afford a luxury car because he'd bought one wrecked and cultivated a friendship with a guy who worked at the factory. Yeah. Like that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 08:59 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:58 AM (dFi94)
With an encore of Louie, Louie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 08:59 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2016 08:51 AM (LuZz
Never Say Never Again is a weird movie that's defined more by what's missing(no Bond themes, familiar actors missing, no great action set pieces,etc) than what's there.
Kind of like Roger Corman and Mexico got together to do a James Bond movie,
and had ju-u-u-ust enough money to hire Sean Connery.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 08:59 AM (HGtd0)
How about in your neighborhood?!!!
One commentator straightened them out. "Animals that prey on humans will do it again and someone will get killed."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 08:57 AM (6HqlZ)
When I lived in LA, I went to sign my lease at the building manager's apartment and he had a freakin' serval as a pet. Imagine a cat the size of a German shepherd.
You have not seen me move so fast as when I left that apartment.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:59 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: UGH at August 17, 2016 08:59 AM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 08:59 AM (voOPb)
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I can't understand the words as it is. If you add yodeling to it, I imagine it gets even worse.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:00 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 17, 2016 09:01 AM (B5RKd)
Hilts just couldn't quite jump that fence . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 08:56 AM (9P3OG)
Every time I watch that movie, even though I know what happens, I still think he can make it. Just like in "The Dirty Dozen," I still cheer for Jim Brown to make it to the truck.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 09:01 AM (7HtZB)
He's surrounding himself with the right people. How do I know they're good people?
They've all been repeatedly vilified by the left.
I'm cautiously optimistic about the future.
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.
.
.After the beating he has been taking in the polls and the press, I think he may have finally figured it out and actually listened to the right people.
He can win if he stays on message and hammers constantly on the economy.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2016 09:01 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 17, 2016 09:01 AM (B5RKd)
Yup.. I've been saying for years now that letting the Bear back into the Middle East unfettered was and is a HUGE mistake of historic proportions
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:02 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 08:57 AM (6HqlZ)
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And miracle of miracles - did you notice that the original poster who asked why the lion had to be put down (and identified herself as a "despicable leftist") actually wrote "Thank you" to the person who said that?
That was nice to see. I guess she really didn't understand and when she learned the truth, she accepted it.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:02 AM (805dc)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 17, 2016 09:02 AM (hLRSq)
"
Reads comment.
Walks away
Comes back, and re-reads comment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 09:02 AM (6t8+a)
And of course they banked all the money they stole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:02 AM (9P3OG)
Kind of like Roger Corman and Mexico got together to do a James Bond movie,
and had ju-u-u-ust enough money to hire Sean Connery.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 08:59 AM (HGtd0)
He had to recoup his losses from "Zardoz" so he wasn't haggling much.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 09:02 AM (7HtZB)
Talk about a image-changer.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 09:03 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:03 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 09:01 AM (7HtZB
THIS.
"The Great Escape" is firmly in my top 5 of all time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:03 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2016 09:03 AM (gUoN4)
Today is a reader rec by Kid The Younger, who managed to discover a great book at the library.
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at August 17, 2016 09:04 AM (7lVbc)
I'm surrounded by professionals.
Between J.J. and Muldoon, it's hard to even take home the bronze.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 09:05 AM (6t8+a)
Shutting down a Sweet Corn Festival is a heinous act that should get you 5-10 years.
I love sweet corn.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 17, 2016 09:05 AM (u0lmX)
Absolutely. I'll add Lawrence of Arabia and Seven Samurai.
Those were a few really good years of movie making.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 09:05 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 08:34 AM (7HtZB)
Thats a plow too far!
Posted by: Killerdog at August 17, 2016 09:06 AM (GhqvW)
Progress. Ain't it grand?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 17, 2016 09:06 AM (4ng05)
So there's a paragraph missing on how the guy walked her out to her car and began slapping her while yelling, "I hate chemistry teachers!!! You're not better than me because of a degree!!!" or does that link description mean something else???
Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2016 09:06 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 17, 2016 09:01 AM (B5RKd)
Yup.. I've been saying for years now that letting the Bear back into the Middle East unfettered was and is a HUGE mistake of historic proportions
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:02 AM (zp+j1)
No wonder the Saudis and Emiratis are making nice with Israel, whether sincere or not. Israel's nukes are now their first line of defense.
What a fucked up, volatile world that Obama - pig piss be upon him - has created.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:06 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 08:44 AM (dFi94)
I saw Crusty Raccoon open for Squirrel Nut Zippers in Austin back in '97.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 17, 2016 09:07 AM (VSenK)
I opened it with one of the Guardian tactical knives I give to good customers.
Now I feel like a survivalist ready for the great apocalypse.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 09:07 AM (Zs4uk)
Makes you wonder what Massey Ferguson would pay for product placement rights.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 09:07 AM (6t8+a)
Lawrence of Arabia is a solid classic. "Nothing is written!"
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:07 AM (Bdeb0)
I'm surrounded by professionals.
Between J.J. and Muldoon, it's hard to even take home the bronze.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 09:05 AM (6t8+a)
Thanks. Y'know, sometimes I think my snark would be ideal for Twitter, but I'm addicted to this place as it is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:08 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 17, 2016 09:09 AM (k7xKb)
Shutting down a Sweet Corn Festival is a heinous act that should get you 5-10 years.
I love sweet corn.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 17, 2016 09:05 AM (u0lmX)
Corn and Hole should form a supergroup. Along with Beavis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:09 AM (9P3OG)
Okay, which one of you left the backdoor to the blog unlocked? And, left the case of Val-U-Rite vodka on the kitchen table?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at August 17, 2016 09:10 AM (ry4ab)
Jamaican gold medal sprinter Usain Bolt interrupted a post-race interview on Sunday with a Mexican reporter to listen to the US National Anthem.
Bravo. Class Act
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:10 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (c6/9Q)
A brand new manure spreader. Metal, industrial-grade, not an Amish retro.
There's some microeconomic back story to that, for sure.
I hadn't seen one actually used in years. It's ecoheresy, here in the Save-The-Lakes watershed.
FWIW, the manure spreader was invented in Ohio, and pretty sure it figures heavily in the much-ballyhooed "Inventure" hall o'fame. Some of us feel it belongs on the state seal, for literal and ironic reasons.
In Yerp, they dissolve the ordure in water and spray it on the crops. That's why Germans always giggle up their sleeves when someone is introduced as "Mister."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (tIja6)
Absolutely. I'll add Lawrence of Arabia and Seven Samurai.
Those were a few really good years of movie making.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 09:05 AM (mgbwf)
The new "Ben Hur" at least in the previews shows how this kind of big, expansive (and I suppose hideously expensive) movie making has gone away.
The trailer for the new Ben Hur is all close ups, CGI horse race,
and dreadlocked Morgan Freeman as the Margarine of Christ Figures.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (c6/9Q)
I come from the land fomunda. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 17, 2016 09:05 AM (u0lmX)
just finished putting 18 qts in the freezer. yum.
srsly, how do u screw up a sweet corn festival?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (p0XHr)
Like that jackass from the State Dept saying that very few released Gitmo detainees have returned to terrorism. They've made lying to us an art form. High art.
This asshole makes it sound, when he is lying out his ass to us, like he is making excuses and that he is like a special ed student who doesn't understand that what he is saying is complete and utter bullshit.
That is some impressive talent, right there.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (c6/9Q)
I come from the land fomunda. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:11 AM (9P3OG)
milking it for all it's worth..
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:13 AM (c6/9Q)
They're growing them to make into ethanol?
Gonna drive the price of pron up.
Real lesbians not Cinemax lesbians so I doubt it will have an effect on the market.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2016 09:14 AM (LdMbv)
Makes you wonder what Massey Ferguson would pay for product placement rights.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 09:07 AM (6t8+a)
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Just saw a Xena episode that had her and the other girl adopting Ares who was temporarily human and training him to be a farmer so he could go incognito until he got his powers back. Don't know if that qualifies, but I've heard rumors about that show.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2016 09:14 AM (MIKMs)
Full Thread later. This sounds like one for the cobs.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 09:15 AM (tIja6)
A few years ago, I found a brand-new one just like it on eBay (it had been discontinued long ago or I would have gotten him another). Unbeknownst to him, I bought it and put it away and some day, hopefully he will have a son to give it to.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:15 AM (805dc)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:15 AM (805dc)
Full Thread later. This sounds like one for the cobs.
2 reds & a white.
-Just the punchline
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 09:16 AM (h6BP/)
Don't waste money on cheap "home" equipment. Wait for an auction or a local ad for "equipment for sale" and buy an old Bridgeport or Index mill, along with a thread cutting lathe.
There are enough old toolmakers with the good stuff in their garages or basements that the real machines will be coming up for sale.
Plus, buy all the tools, collets, mills and everything else that's lying around. You'll need them.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 09:16 AM (Zs4uk)
Full Thread later. This sounds like one for the cobs.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 09:15 AM (tIja6)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:17 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:17 AM (wPiJc)
*****
The riot police turned up and put the kernel in the klink!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:17 AM (wPiJc)
The guy with the tools at Galts Gulch has much wasta.
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)
It was all kids causing the disturbance - 12, 15, 16 years old (those are the ages of those arrested. Arrested!)
Over "relationship issues." Good grief.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:18 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:18 AM (wPiJc)
Saw that. He is a class act.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 09:19 AM (h6BP/)
*****
I'm amaized you don't know the answer to that already.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:19 AM (wPiJc)
--No one has been named as responsible.
--No one has lost their job at EPA or been demoted.
--Now it's declared a Superfund site, giving EPA all sorts of authority and funding in the area.
They said there would be no investigation into the "f#ck up" which really doesn't look like *they* think is a f#ck-up, because they got exactly what they wanted: a disaster they can use to insert themselves, increase their authority/power in the area.
This is EPA's Fast and Furious. How many others are there?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:19 AM (NOIQH)
My late uncle was a tool and die maker for the Manhattan Project. I inherited a lot of his hand tools but most of the heavy equipment he had was at the shop where he worked.
Anyway, there's this dorky looking guy who makes homemade weapons. YouTube channel is "Royal Nonesuch."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:20 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:20 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)
And pay attention to the power.
If this is coming out of someone's garage, grab the single phase to three phase converter.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 09:20 AM (Zs4uk)
If Trump just vowed to do away with the EPA, IRS and Dept. of Ed. I'd be voting for him every hour on the hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:21 AM (9P3OG)
"The Human Rights Campaign went so far as to describe it as 'Vital protections for transgender people in federal facilities.'"
Yes, because all those transgender people weren't allowed to go to the bathroom before.
I give up. No more links.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:22 AM (805dc)
Saw that. He is a class act.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 09:19 AM (h6BP/)
Good Catholic too from what I've heard. Crosses himself before each race & wears Miraculous Medal, in addition to his other medals.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 09:22 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:22 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:20 AM (Mt8T4)
He hired Breitbart's Stephen K. Bannon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:23 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:19 AM (NOIQH)
Every single thing the government does, it fails at. Yet somehow, the answer to every problem is always, "more government."
Insane people would call this crazy.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 17, 2016 09:23 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:21 AM (9P3OG)
Obviously, he'd have to leave the present system of Democrat voting in place, though.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 17, 2016 09:25 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:25 AM (c6/9Q)
*****
Damn kids. Can't leave us alone in peace and hominy.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:25 AM (wPiJc)
++++
Knew a guy who's business was reconditioning machines and selling same. He would go around to industrial sites here in the downsizing Rust Belt and score machines of various kinds just discarded for often minor reasons.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 17, 2016 09:25 AM (k7xKb)
Seriously, the politburos are full-on fascist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:25 AM (Mt8T4)
*****
The event organizers should have confiscated those kids cell pones.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:26 AM (wPiJc)
When my late father in law died, I inherited the lathe and Bridgeport that were in the engine room of the boat (my wife inherited the boat itself).
When we sold it, the new owner wanted the equipment removed. It was a pain in the ass getting them off, even though there was an access panel in the hull made for engine repairs.
Posted by: jwest at August 17, 2016 09:26 AM (Zs4uk)
I can't understand the words as it is. If you add yodeling to it, I imagine it gets even worse.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:00 AM (dFi94
Its all about the beat when you're dancing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 09:26 AM (voOPb)
Assembled multitude (singing): "An-drew Breitbart!"
He's...
here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 09:27 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 09:26 AM (voOPb)
That, and lederhosen. Goes without saying...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 17, 2016 09:28 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 09:28 AM (HGtd0)
So, reshuffling of the Trump campaign? Manafort gets two other people in the mix now? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:20 AM (Mt8T4)
Unbelievable--Bannon's morning radio show--with all the interruptions, faux-stutter, and staccato--is unbearable. If he runs the campaign like he runs his show, get two political coffins ready.
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:28 AM (Bdeb0)
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It would take some real grits, but it could be done.
Posted by: Chi at August 17, 2016 09:29 AM (hdzIN)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:29 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 09:30 AM (h6BP/)
Unbelievable--Bannon's morning radio show--with all the interruptions, faux-stutter, and staccato--is unbearable. If he runs the campaign like he runs his show, get two political coffins ready.
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Better to recognize a problem and try to fix it than to stay with a under performing team
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:30 AM (zp+j1)
That is so sweet!
In my mind I now have: bluebell's son is bluebear
Posted by: @votermom at August 17, 2016 09:30 AM (7lVbc)
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Inviting the Jolly Green Giant is a sure way.
Because he stands over his corn and pees.
Posted by: Chi at August 17, 2016 09:31 AM (hdzIN)
Shucks. I gotta leave the maize of confusion and get cracking on work.
I'll pop in later.
Vaya con carne.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2016 09:31 AM (9P3OG)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:31 AM (u0s1P)
supplies for my kids, when this man started asking me questions like
why are you buying 150 notebooks?"
This usually about the time of year I start to wonder if some parents have *any* responsibility for their kids. Let's see, there is:
--- Welfare, SNAP, WIC, etc.
--- Free school breakfast and lunch (and some places, dinner); public schools really push you hard to sign up
--- Schools supply drives where you're encouraged to buy a backpack and fill it for some unfortunate kids (I guess it's OK if I spend my time bargain shopping the supply sales, but some mommies can't?)
--- Winter coat drives so kids can stay warm
--- Thanksgiving meal drives to donate the fixings to an unfortunate family
--- Christmas present drives to buy gifts for unfortunate kids presents
I am not uncharitable, and I am not indifferent to the plight of the less fortunate/people who are temporarily in a bad place. It's just the accumulation of all these things being pushed in the news starts to grate --- really hope it's not all the same people just sitting back and letting everyone feed, clothe, etc. their children.
My friend who used to teach kindergarten had horror stories about parents dropping off kids in pjs late for school and *expecting* her to make sure they ate (free food), had (free) supplies, etc. Are we breeding a lot of these moochers?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:32 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: @votermom at August 17, 2016 09:33 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:33 AM (wPiJc)
Is it from an oversized checkbook? If I became a millionaire I'd want one of those.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:34 AM (u0s1P)
Scandi chocolate. Scandi army knives. Sandi watches.
What's the difference?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 17, 2016 09:34 AM (4+VII)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:34 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: @votermom at August 17, 2016 09:30 AM (7lVbc)
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Ha! That's actually what he called it, bluebear. That move where we lost it was 18 years ago and it still makes me sad.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:34 AM (805dc)
That's true, but replacing Forrest Gump with Navin R. Johnson shows scant progress. Good initiative, poor execution.
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 17, 2016 09:34 AM (k7xKb)
- Hope for a Hillary Indictment.
- Hope for a schism between Hillary and Bernie voters
- Hope for a Hillary Corruption Scandal
- Hope that Hillary suffers a violent seizure in front of TV camera
Untried Republican Strategies -
- Develop an appealing policy agenda that incorporates mainstream voter concerns.
- Run on it and stick to it once elected.
Posted by: V the K at August 17, 2016 09:35 AM (O7MnT)
Especially after he was just pantsed and had is tiny shriveled bard nub of a penis exposed for the world to see.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (u0s1P)
It was all kids causing the disturbance - 12, 15, 16 years old (those are the ages of those arrested. Arrested!)
Over "relationship issues." Good grief.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:18 AM (805dc)
The way the story tells you nothing means that the yutes in question were of color.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)
To be honest I am not all that familiar with the players in this Roster. Whom would you have suggested?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (zp+j1)
About ten years ago my sister was contemplating putting her two youngest sons in private school, but then she calculated it would be cheaper to buy a house in the poor neighborhood where the magnet middle school was located and she wouldn't have to try her luck with a lottery slot for her kids. Once or twice a year a group of the lottery moms would collect pencils to give to the neighborhood kids, and invariably the next day my sister would find a bunch of pencils on the lawn of her ghetto house, which was across the street from the school. If you constantly give kids stuff, they never learn to be responsible.
Posted by: biancaneve at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (3fayT)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (k7xKb)
New Jersey dentist under fire after 15 patients fall ill, 1 dies, report says
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (ZnIt3)
Trump advisor accuses Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker of rigging elections:
http://tinyurl.com/zpmbhsz
Say what?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (dFi94)
Every year the kids get free shit.
I am wondering "What happened to the stuff from last year? Why can't most of that still be used (a protractor or ruler should not wear out)?
I bet 75% of the stuff gets thrown out at the beginning of the Summer.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 17, 2016 09:37 AM (4+VII)
Me, too!
The EPA is in the business of *creating* environmental issues at this point.
They also created the Flint, Michigan water disaster.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:37 AM (NOIQH)
Classic.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:37 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 09:38 AM (CNm1v)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:33 AM (wPiJc)
I agree. You sound like a bunch of flax.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 17, 2016 09:38 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:38 AM (u0s1P)
there are strong indications that Scott Walker and the Reince Priebus
machine rigged as many as five elections including the defeat of a
Walker recall election."
So the recall election was rigged by Walker according to the Trump campaign. Way to win votes in a swing state there. Sheesh, times eight.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:39 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 17, 2016 09:39 AM (97XyN)
*****
At first I thought the instigator was a fat kid but turns out he was just husky.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:39 AM (wPiJc)
I remember a while back some thug-mama decried the unfairness of her good boy son being shot in a robbery. Said she: "How else is he supposed to get money for clothes for school????"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:39 AM (Mt8T4)
President Obama showed concern by playing another 18 holes.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:40 AM (ZnIt3)
according to the Trump campaign. Way to win votes in a swing state
there. Sheesh, times eight.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:39 AM (dFi94)
that was Roger Stone. he is not an advisor, his opinions are his own. someone needs site traffic....
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:41 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:41 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:32 AM (NOIQH)
Less breeding and more importing.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 17, 2016 09:41 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (ZnIt3)
NOT ME
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:41 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:42 AM (805dc)
She was a prostitute.
Posted by: Cab Calloway at August 17, 2016 09:42 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:39 AM (wPiJc)
definitely wanted to starch something...
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (c6/9Q)
Met a guy once who quit his job as a teacher to become a truck driver because he couldn't stand the neglect he was seeing every day.
Posted by: V the K at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (O7MnT)
Worse than Katrina.
Where's Shep, Brian Williams, Anderson Cooper?
Where's the drama of breathlessly reporting from the scene of water up to the reporter's ankles whiley the airlift residents to safety in the background?
It's disgusting how little they care about the victims, how easily they can skip a story if there is no political payoff.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)
"What's the reason? There's only one reason (and) that's the hate crime."
Hate crime?
Wait, wait, wait. Remember nothing happens unless Allah wills it?
Who is he to question "what's the reason?"
To do so is blasphemy.
Would he charge Allah with a hate crime?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (4AVeu)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h76gdc6
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (Mt8T4)
This guest of Bill's was supposedly a PhD in something or other, but to watch her try, over and over, to come to Soro's defense after Bill repeatedly pointed out his sabotage of democracy and world order, was really spectacular entertainment. Unfortunately, it was only a few minutes long, but it put such a bold, highlighted exclamation point on the depth of leftist dedication and commitment to their ideology.
These people are zealots. I do not say that in any sarcastic or humorous way. This fanaticism is not going to be easy to overcome and it shows exactly why winning in any corrupt, illegal way possible is definitely on the table.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 17, 2016 09:44 AM (4ng05)
Yes they split company last year in August.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 09:44 AM (CNm1v)
Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2016 09:45 AM (eSQgj)
Posted by: ting hung lo at August 17, 2016 09:45 AM (xZc4z)
Posted by: Corona at August 17, 2016 09:45 AM (ragzU)
Posted by: V the K at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (O7MnT)
*****
My sister was a Principal at a bilingual school. She took a lesser job as a school district administrator for the same reason.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 17, 2016 09:45 AM (u4N3E)
"What's the reason? There's only one reason (and) that's the hate crime."
Hate crime?
Wait, wait, wait. Remember nothing happens unless Allah wills it?
Who is he to question "what's the reason?"
To do so is blasphemy.
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!
Sorry. Bitches want sharia. Just keeping it real.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 17, 2016 09:46 AM (h6BP/)
We never for a moment thought it would be.
* Pays J.J. the five bucks I lost on the bet*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 09:46 AM (6t8+a)
grammie, are you and the new mister all moved into the new house?
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:42 AM (805dc)
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Half and half. His half is nearly all in. His movers came Monday. I'm still at my place because I have several doctor's appointments I need to go to, and I'm also babysitting my sister's pets while she is on vacation. I'll get there sometime next week probably. My plan is to have him unpack everything and put stuff away, then I'll go in and change everything.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:46 AM (dFi94)
*****
At first I thought the instigator was a fat kid but turns out he was just husky.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 17, 2016 09:39 AM (wPiJc)
the cap and tassle gave it away.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 09:47 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:47 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2016 09:47 AM (frxlU)
Posted by: Chinese Pole Vaulter Whose Penis Hit the Bar at the Olympics at August 17, 2016 09:47 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Brad at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (arypP)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2016 09:47 AM (frxlU)
Jesus, how long can this charade last?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (zp+j1)
I saw that. She was indeed awful. She kept pointing out that he's given millions to "worthy causes." (Worthy in whose eyes?)
O'Reilly said, "And Mussolini made the trains run on time." She feigned outrage because "she's half Italian." What a ridiculous thing to say but you can understand why she desperately wanted to change the subject.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (u0lmX)
I bet 90% is broken or lost in week one. If stuff is free, it's disposable, isn't it?
Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Mountain lion at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (cjdxs)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (ZnIt3)
NOT ME
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:41 AM (zp+j1
SIGH OF RELIEF
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (voOPb)
http://tinyurl.com/z59naxa
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:46 AM (dFi94)
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Sounds like a great plan. You're getting the hang of this married stuff right off the mark.
And yes, now I remember - your sister's pet cat, Riesling.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (805dc)
Yes they split company last year in August.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 09:44 AM (CNm1v)
He is a bit of a flake...
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (c6/9Q)
Where's Shep, Brian Williams, Anderson Cooper?
Where's
the drama of breathlessly reporting from the scene of water up to the
reporter's ankles whiley the airlift residents to safety in the
background?
It's disgusting how little they care about the victims, how easily they can skip a story if there is no political payoff.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)<<<
The only water SCOAMF is concerned with is the hazard on the 7th hole.
Heckuva job, Barry.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (u0s1P)
Do we have any good slurs for the Swiss? "Neutral bastards," "waffle-making watch-fanciers," and "Switzers" are all I have.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (u0s1P)
Be sure to throw in something about cuckoo clocks.....
Posted by: Zombie Harry Lime at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (xxSK3)
I bet 90% is broken or lost in week one. If stuff is free, it's disposable, isn't it?
And it's the school's problem if Junior doesn't have it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (Mt8T4)
Yup.
It would seem there's plenty of room in what's been revealed so far IMO for an investigation into treason, bribery of public officials, collusion among other things.
But, hey, we'll see.
Since money and getting their's is the only concern of Our Betters these days...
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2016 09:47 AM (frxlU)
Jesus, how long can this charade last?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (zp+j1)
Just until after November 8th.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (zp+j1)
heard V.I. Lenin still looks good in his tomb...
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (c6/9Q)
LOl. I just listened to a little video from Prager University saying a shared sense of humor keeps marriages happy. I can't imagine that that isn't an important factor in why the new Mister loves you. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: grammie winger
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How is Reisling doing, anyway?
Posted by: Chi at August 17, 2016 09:51 AM (hdzIN)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (805dc)
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I was afraid she might have trouble adjusting to my house, but apparently sleeping in the middle of my pillow, right on top of my head, made her feel right at home.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:51 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (ZnIt3)
NOT ME
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:41 AM (zp+j1
SIGH OF RELIEF
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (voOPb)
AMEN TO THAT.
(I was afraid your Little Shop of Horrors side had kicked in.)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2016 09:51 AM (805dc)
Scalping tickets to events where half the seats are empty? I think they may be spinning his crime to cover the serious nature of IOC corruption.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 17, 2016 09:51 AM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 17, 2016 09:52 AM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Zombie Harry Lime at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (xxSK3)
they look down on everyone....
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:52 AM (c6/9Q)
OReilly should have used Bin Laden as an example in his response, but he's OReilly so you can't expect much.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 17, 2016 09:52 AM (CNm1v)
Ummm...not a Navy dentist, right?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 09:52 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Brad at August 17, 2016 09:52 AM (arypP)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:53 AM (u0s1P)
One of the best teachers at our elem school had a little school store run by the 4th-5th graders, it was a really great learning experience for making change and keeping stock filled.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2016 09:53 AM (MIKMs)
I think that this is where kids start to get indoctrinated by schools into the wonders of socialism. My school does school supplies one of two ways:
1) you buy the supplies for the year directly from them by sending the school a check. Then your kids supplies are "delivered" to the classroom on the first day of school.
2) you follow the supply list and buy your own.
Either way, all the supplies for the class are then combined into communal bins and kids take what they need/want.
So in other words, if I want my kids to have the excellent Eberhard Faber #2 pencil, tough shit because if I buy them then the pencils get tossed in the pencil bin along with the el cheapo BeBop plasticized wood pencils.
I've taken to telling my kids that I'll buy them the good stuff but they KEEP IT ALL IN THEIR BACKPACKS.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 17, 2016 09:54 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Chi at August 17, 2016 09:54 AM (hdzIN)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Cringe inducing words:
Mrs. Hammer: "I'd like to rearrange the living room."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2016 09:54 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Brad at August 17, 2016 09:54 AM (arypP)
Exactly Mr. P. Free has zero value so the bookswill be destroyed with graffiti, lost, ripped,
New Free pencils are in the floor broken by the end of the day, erasers gone, it they are stolen.
But "poverty"! Yeah right. Cellphones, flatties, Xbox, shopping on Black Friday. What a joke.
Posted by: Goomba at August 17, 2016 09:55 AM (cjdxs)
Well, try to stay in good spirits anyway.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 17, 2016 09:55 AM (ZnIt3)
heard V.I. Lenin still looks good in his tomb...
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (c6/9Q)
Me? Not so much.
Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 09:55 AM (voOPb)
Good times.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:56 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:49 AM (u0s1P)
I recall a story from the Broad Street Bullies days of the Flyers, where Moose Dupont was trying to get under the skin of Toronto player Borge Salming by shouting "Swiss cheese! Hey, Swiss cheese" at him. One of Moose's teammates let him know that Borge was Swedish, not Swiss. Moose stared blankly at him for a few seconds, then continued shouting "Swiss cheese!"
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2016 09:56 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 09:48 AM (zp+j1)
heard V.I. Lenin still looks good in his tomb...
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2016 09:50 AM (c6/9Q)
I think her health is collapsing. There aren't going to be any debates because she isn't going to be able to physically handle them.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 17, 2016 09:56 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2016 09:57 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2016 09:57 AM (eSQgj)
Posted by: mrs hammer at August 17, 2016 09:58 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:58 AM (dFi94)
After that, she's like Oliver Wendell Holmes' "Wonderful One-Hoss Shay:"
"How it went to pieces all at once/all at once, and nothing first/just as bubbles do when they burst..."
Posted by: General Zod at August 17, 2016 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Good times.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 17, 2016 09:56 AM (u0s1P)
We had pencil vending machines that gave out pencils with NFL team logos.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 17, 2016 09:59 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: Melissa McCarthy, Out Wandering Around at August 17, 2016 10:02 AM (DHDiP)
Ummm...not a Navy dentist, right?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2016 09:52 AM (mgbwf)
We bury our mistakes at sea
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2016 10:03 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 17, 2016 10:06 AM (tIja6)
I can't think of any way to insult the Swiss Family Robinson.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 17, 2016 10:09 AM (u0lmX)
Took two trips with the station wagon to get just the student supplies down to one of the public private schools down in the city where his former mentor is now the Principle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2016 10:10 AM (6t8+a)
Trump advisor accuses Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker of rigging elections:
http://tinyurl.com/zpmbhsz
Say what?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 17, 2016 09:36 AM (dFi94)
My EM links said Roger Stone did that. Is he on the Trump campaign?
Roger Stone details how both Democrats and Republicans have rigged elections to steal them and how easy it will be for either Party to steal this one. And he flat out accuses Scankles of stealing the primary with rigged votes in the Democrat primary. Actually I thought it was the Democrat party super delegates that stole it myself. And I think Roger Stone is full of sh*t. There is vote fraud, but not like this.
http://tinyurl.com/zdhe4zn
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 10:10 AM (mpXpK)
My friend who used to teach kindergarten had horror stories about
parents dropping off kids in pjs late for school and *expecting* her to
make sure they ate (free food), had (free) supplies, etc. Are we
breeding a lot of these moochers?
Met a guy once who quit his job as a teacher to become a truck
driver because he couldn't stand the neglect he was seeing every day.
Posted by: V the K at August 17, 2016 09:43 AM (O7MnT)
I hear horror stories every day about the local school near me here in SC. And this is supposedly one of the best elementary schools in the county!
They say the "poor" get three meals a day at the school, free school supplies, and a lot of other goodies at county expense. Meaning the people who pay property taxes are funding a welfare system, not a school system. I never could understand how they got free food through when they already have EBT?
And no wonder my property taxes have literally exploded since I bought the house. Even more reason to move to WY.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 17, 2016 10:15 AM (mpXpK)
The Wisconsin stuff is two paragraphs with most of his column shitting on the Dems for their known-frauds, and how easy it would be to accomplish, along with links to the statistical basis for his claims.
He's also using the "both parties do it" argument to show he's impartial while trying to gain scrutiny of electoral fraud as a serious issue (that we know the Dems practice) that LIVs know it is acceptable to discuss.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2016 10:18 AM (LdMbv)
We can also count on the social media stories of selfless teachers who spend their own hard earned money buying supplies for their students because the school system (read between the lines - selfish taxpayers) wont budget enough money.
Posted by: McCool at August 17, 2016 10:19 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 17, 2016 10:22 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: auscolpyr at August 17, 2016 10:24 AM (suO/a)
figures heavily in the much-ballyhooed "Inventure" hall o'fame. Some of
us feel it belongs on the state seal, for literal and ironic reasons.
I'm sure 90 per cent of urban people in this great country have no idea what your talking about, and have never seen one. We use to joke about city kids had never seen a cow, which was very true.
Posted by: Colin at August 17, 2016 10:25 AM (tVUA+)
Authorities said on Tuesday that the suspect's motive remained unclear, and the possibility it was a hate crime was one theory being explored.
Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly" Obama at August 17, 2016 10:48 AM (e8kgV)
In what universe is this summit being held?
Posted by: Epobirs at August 17, 2016 11:58 AM (IdCqF)
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