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Larry Wiltmore's Terrible Show Cancelled Due to Reasons of Terribleness; Wiltmore Decries the "Unblackening" of His Time Slot

I guess that Race Card still had a little bit of room in it for one last charge.

I occasionally challenge white people when they make a racial allusion out of the blue. Seems to be thinking a lot of about the subject, I think.

Gotta similarly ask a black guy -- why did you go there over an action that is completely explicable by reasons having nothing to do with race (that is, your ratings suck and you're not even generating much buzz)?

Do just never stop thinking about your race?

Posted by: Ace at 04:21 PM




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1 I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 04:24 PM (5QyYN)

2 Corgis called
Now to read content.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 04:25 PM (5QyYN)

3 It's my nature.

Posted by: The dog ate my homework. at August 15, 2016 04:25 PM (326rv)

4 second?

Posted by: simplemind at August 15, 2016 04:25 PM (xVRrG)

5 Dennis Miller had a great line about Obama-- I'm not concerned about the color of his skin, just the thinness of it."

I think that kind of applies here. As does, "Man up, buttercup."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 15, 2016 04:25 PM (u0s1P)

6 So Larry Wiltmore wilted.

Posted by: Scott formerly from Virginia at August 15, 2016 04:25 PM (13HWP)

7 Is there affirmative action for television now?

Posted by: ever at August 15, 2016 04:25 PM (QZdJj)

8 Whoo, got out of that last thread.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2016 04:25 PM (bksJQ)

9 Larry Wiltmore's Terrible Show Cancelled Due to Reasons of Terribleness; Wiltmore Decries the "Unblackening" of His Time Slot



Who tf is he?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 04:26 PM (5QyYN)

10 Larry Wiltmore?

Is he the guy who lived upstairs on Three's Company?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 04:27 PM (c1srJ)

11 Wilmore

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 04:27 PM (ergrq)

12 That race card still has many of plays, it never gets old with leftists.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2016 04:27 PM (bksJQ)

13 Still, you know it's gotta be bad, real bad, like badder than Encyclopedia Brown bad if they have to actually take action instead of absorbing the hit.

Like, if he can't make it *with* copious amounts of affirmative action, OMG.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 15, 2016 04:27 PM (u0s1P)

14 Who the hell is Larry Wiltmore, seriously, I don't know.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 04:27 PM (kXoT0)

15 Larry Wiltmore's Terrible Show Cancelled Due to Reasons of Terribleness; Wiltmore Decries the "Unblackening" of His Time Slot


Nothing at all to do with another daily show format that is produced by Stewart.
Naw. Plenty of room for all

Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (8ikIW)

16 "Do just never stop thinking about your race?"



I believe some of them obsess over it. Such a convenient excuse for anything.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (9ym/8)

17 ...or is the race card just another way to make endless excuses?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (dXHHh)

18 Wilmore's sperm count was low.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (ergrq)

19 >>>Wiltmore Decries the "Unblackening" of His Time Slot<<<


#BlackTimesMatter

Posted by: Larry Wilsomethingorother at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (H9MG5)

20 Why can't performers be known for their talent and dedication to their craft? *gets naked yet again*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (326rv)

21 It's the attitude of having conquered the timeslot in perpetuity for blacks everywhere (as long as they're ideologically agreeable) that gets me. It's like the muslim belief that anything having once belonged to Islam must always belong to Islam.

Posted by: f2000 at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (ONKYQ)

22 I wrote the book on racing!

Posted by: A.J. R.R. Foyt at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (3b9U4)

23 Dozens see increased sperm count.

Posted by: Cantankerous at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (326rv)

24 Never even heard of it. He looks like an old ll cool j. Comedy central doesn't have that much comedy on it these days. Just unfunny sjw rants and bashing christians which is so avant garde and fresh and edgy and totally not stale

Posted by: mst3k at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (rSKap)

25 Well, there may just be an opening for Wilmore when his predecessor Stephen Colbert finally gets the hook.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)

26 SUE THEM ALL ROAR!!!!!

Oh wait, this is Comedy Central? Are they Approved and Accepted ProgrammingTM? *Double checks with Ministry of Truth* Indeed, tough luck Larry.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (WuRdh)

27 That's called 'selling your book' in the financial trade.

You see a guy involved in grain futures on a TV show and they ask him, "what's the smart investor buying these days?" and he says, to nobody's surprise, "Why, grain futures! Buy some today!"

All this Wiltmore guy has is the "I'm black! And my people are O-Pressed!" schtick. So that's all he peddles.

All the time.

He's got nothing else.

Simple, really.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (nd1zx)

28 Meanwhile, the end of the new Star Trek movie (uh, spoilers) has Kirk beating up a black guy, and no one cares.

(Idris Elba, who's awesome, plays the villain, y'see. But headlines!)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (u0s1P)

29 Do just never stop thinking about your race?

Why would I? Then I'd have to confront my own mediocrity, and ain't nobody wants that.

Posted by: Larry Wiltmore at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (LAe3v)

30 Replace him with Dave Chappell !!!!

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (ergrq)

31 Larry somethingorother timeslotappropriated that half hour. It wasn't rightfully his

Posted by: mst3k at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (rSKap)

32
Wilmore's sperm count was low.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (ergrq)


Wouldn't it be the opposite? nobody was watching his show.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (lKyWE)

33 I have no idea who this guy is and I am happy about that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (zp+j1)

34 Who? Seriously, u had to read the article to even figure out what network he was on. At first I thought it was MSNBC

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (/HC6x)

35 Rush was talking about all these white kids on campus (seriously) denouncing their white privilege, and taking out ads saying they would only room with People O'Color. I'm pretty white, but if I wasn't and some white pajama boy offered to live with me b/c diversity, I would throttle him.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (SeD0w)

36 Things I don't know about this:

1 - Who Larry Wiltmore is

2 - Why he had a show

3 - Seriously, who gave him a show and actually aired it

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (9krrF)

37 So are you saying Larry Wiltmore is contributing to the rise in sperm count?

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (qUNWi)

38 I read that earlier and wondered if he was trying to be funny.

Then I figured out why he got fired.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (gTQoY)

39 All this Wiltmore guy has is the "I'm black! And my people are O-Pressed!" schtick. So that's all he peddles.

All the time.

He's got nothing else.

Simple, really.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (nd1zx)

Wow, whodathunk that screaming about Blacks being oppressed would not sell in this age of BLM and affirmative action Prezidintin?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (kXoT0)

40 Wiltmore, Wilmore, whatever.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (nd1zx)

41 His time slot is pretty black on my TV every time I turned him off.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

42 Nothing is ever the fall of a member of the left victim tribe.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

43 I am so fortunate to have never heard of the guy before your post, Ace.

Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (d6TTt)

44 So, is Comedy Central going to try a new approach and put people on who are funny?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (/HC6x)

45 Larry Wiltmore is the Chris Rock of Hello Larry!

Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2016 04:31 PM (qUNWi)

46 Do just never stop thinking about your race?


This has always been the case of blacks who make their living being black. Also many times the case of the race hustlers like Jesse Jackson. They are the most racist people in the US. At least the old racist rednecks took a break from racism once in a while. These never do. Their entire life is about race.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (mpXpK)

47 Boy all those white guilt liberals voting for BHO to achieve racial harmony sure must be kicking themselves now eh?

Posted by: Palerider at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (dkExz)

48 Is this a TV show? What network was it on? Don't answer if someone has already posted this. I didn't read the thread. Now I'll go read the thread.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (dFi94)

49
What TV needs is less Moonves . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (9P3OG)

50 It's not a good show. Seemed he opted for more political round-table over Daily Show/Colbert Report newscaster style format. And from the few shows I saw --- *yawn* --- along with almost completely Left panel.
Not groundbreaking or interesting.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (NOIQH)

51 not that good at comedy and really wrong factually about politics always makes for a successful show, UNLESS YOU ARE BLACK!!!!!

Posted by: chelsea danger at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (t8Ihb)

52 I wrote the book on racing!

Posted by: A.J. R.R. Foyt at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (3b9U4)



And then your editor came along and cut out 90% of what you wrote.

Have I got the story correct?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (CS7jF)

53 Unblackened chicken

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM (IqV8l)

54 Who?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (so+oy)

55 What is Comedy Central going to air in its place?

More Adventures of Krod Mandoon?

Posted by: wooga at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (G0kET)

56 Throw on some Key and Peele re-runs and shut this fucker up.

Posted by: Comedy Central Program Director at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (c1srJ)

57 #BlackTimesMatter

Posted by: Larry Wilsomethingorother at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (H9MG5)


#BlackSlotsMatter

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (CS7jF)

58
I want my low-T . . . V!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (9P3OG)

59 Ever notice how blacks think something is theirs forever when they finally "achieve" something?

Funny that doesn't seem to hold up in Hollywood.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (4ErVI)

60 good grief...

Look they had lightening in a bottle with Stewart/Colbert.

I'm one of maybe 7 people that prefer the Kilborn version of the show. But Stewart's version, like him or hate him, was a legitimate pop culture phenomenon.

Colbert was too, he was a parody of conservatives that catered to a specific audience that ate it up. That the real version Colbert is failing in his own right, should clue everyone into something that I'm guessing that most people over here knew already. The guy is just not that funny.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (Uy8SG)

61
Amos and Andy. FTW!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (9P3OG)

62 He ain't hardly black as Shaun King.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (QM5S2)

63 Matt Damon!

Posted by: The Commentor Who Always Says Matt Damon at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (/HC6x)

64 So...Trevor Noah getting nervous?
Does anyone watch his show?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (NOIQH)

65 Who??

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (evdj2)

66 I think he should riot and burn something down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (zp+j1)

67 I'm sure this Wiltmore dude isn't funny, and probably unfunny in a total jerk-off way. But, really, is anyone funny anymore? We've been watching old Seinfeld episodes w/our girls. The stand up stuff he does at the beginning and end of the shows would get him shit-canned instantly nowadays. And he was tame for his time.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (SeD0w)

68 Rush was talking about all these white kids on campus (seriously) denouncing their white privilege, and taking out ads saying they would only room with People O'Color. I'm pretty white, but if I wasn't and some white pajama boy offered to live with me b/c diversity, I would throttle him.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (SeD0w)

Somebodies' Daddys and Mommies gotz too much money.

Seriously, if you feel so damn guilty about oppressing people of color with your icky Whiteyness, drop out of school, and go work as a garbage collector or janitor or hotel maid, so some Person of Color can have your slot.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (kXoT0)

69 Ya, screw that Diversity Today guy!

Posted by: Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin at August 15, 2016 04:35 PM (bsDXW)

70 How does this help A ROD's kids?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 04:35 PM (zp+j1)

71 >>Trevor Noah getting nervous?


That accent will buy him 18 months of Wilmore.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 04:35 PM (c1srJ)

72
Boy all those white guilt liberals voting for BHO to achieve racial harmony sure must be kicking themselves now eh?
Posted by: Palerider at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM


No, they're still kicking us.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

73 64 So...Trevor Noah getting nervous?
Does anyone watch his show?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (NOIQH)


Just saw the ad for his Election Night coverage. No appeal or talent I can perceive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:35 PM (9P3OG)

74 The guy is just not that funny.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (Uy8SG)

Or that smart

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 04:35 PM (kXoT0)

75 You'd think one of those white privileged whiteys, who are totally concerned with fairness and social justice, would give up their show/time slot to help keep poor Larry on the air.

Right? Right?!

Posted by: guess not at August 15, 2016 04:35 PM (H9MG5)

76 While the proles dwell on the small details, Hillary! and xir's cronies rob them blind of life, liberty, and the true pursuit of happiness.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (Kynq4)

77 He ain't hardly black as Shaun King.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (QM5S2)


Nor, we must assume, are his nostrils as exhausted by being flared continually as Shaun King's must be.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (CS7jF)

78 Had to click the link to find out what show had been canceled. Comedy Central is not a channel my tv lands on very often.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (P/aDH)

79 What TV needs is less Moonves . . .



That's no Moonves ...

Posted by: toby wan kenobi at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (evdj2)

80 A freelance reporter who films protests across the U.S. says he is leaving riot-torn Milwaukee because the situation there has grown too dangerous for white people.


Fredo's America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (zp+j1)

81 Ace seems to watch a lot of obscure TV shows. I wonder what his, er, count is? Scratch that. I really don't wonder. Don't want to wonder. None of my business really.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (dFi94)

82 I hit send early.

The Whitmore show, seemed destined to failure, it was kind of "you like this other guy, you must like this guy also". His schtick wasn't terribly funny the little I saw of him on the daily show.

I think the same for Trevor Noah, I think that show is doomed or will get retooled. I haven't checked, but how much have the ratings dropped?

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (Uy8SG)

83 The real problem with Comedy Central isn't the lack of comedy or terrible shows. It's the 36 minute time blocks for shows. It's more jacked up then when TBS used to start everything at :05 and :35 after the hour.

Posted by: Cantankerous at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (326rv)

84 Gotta similarly ask a black guy -- why did you go there over an action that is completely explicable by reasons having nothing to do with race (that is, your ratings suck and you're not even generating much buzz)?

You're giving him too much credit for honesty. He knows it has nothing to do with race, but it might be possible to force them to extend the show if they think the BLM idiots will show up and harass them otherwise.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (Xuv2G)

85 Samantha B will be the next one to crash.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (c1srJ)

86 Colbert was too, he was a parody of conservatives that catered to a specific audience that ate it up. That the real version Colbert is failing in his own right, should clue everyone into something that I'm guessing that most people over here knew already. The guy is just not that funny.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 15, 2016 04:33 PM (Uy8SG)


The only thing I ever found Colbert funny in was Strangers With Candy and that's almost 20 years ago now?

Even there you have to possess a seriously sick sense of humor to enjoy the show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (4ErVI)

87 21, you're more right than you think.
One of the reasons Rudy Giuliani is HATED to this day by most blacks has nothing to do with his policing policies--even though he saved thousands of black lives. The reason he is loathed is that he had the temerity to beat incumbent Mayor David Dinkins. That totally goes against the script. The way it works is that a big city elects a black mayor, that mayor becomes "mayor for life." Giuliani smashed that idea.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (qyNO9)

88
Hello, Larry Wiltmore!!!

- - zombie Maclean Stevenson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (9P3OG)

89 I had no idea he had a show until he got fired.

Posted by: wte9 at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (xYr9U)

90 You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.

Posted by: Larry Bird, Larry Fine and Larry the Cable Guy at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (4AVeu)

91 Samantha B will be the next one to crash.
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (c1srJ)

We can only hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (zp+j1)

92 in a way, I wish this was the story of obama

Posted by: chelsea danger at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (t8Ihb)

93 They should give rabid race monger Leonard Pitts his show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (1ZOkK)

94 "67 I'm sure this Wiltmore dude isn't funny, and probably unfunny in a total jerk-off way. But, really, is anyone funny anymore? We've been watching old Seinfeld episodes w/our girls. The stand up stuff he does at the beginning and end of the shows would get him shit-canned instantly nowadays. And he was tame for his time.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (SeD0w)"

I like Jim Gaffigan a lot, his show on TV Land is pretty funny, but my life is starting to mirror his. 4th kid on the way, in a two bedroom house, shiite catholic wife.. etc.

Also, Hot Pocket

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (Uy8SG)

95 Add to it that this market of Daily Show/Jon Stewart wannabes has become saturated.

Bill Maher
John Oliver
Samantha Bee
Trevor Noah
Seth Meyers

How many snarky, bitter, Lefty comedian rants does one need to hear in a given week?!?

*My max is "0"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (NOIQH)

96 The people who produce the show Blackish were strategically brilliant with coming up with the show name. Which executive is going to take a fall for cancelling that show?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (ergrq)

97 A freelance reporter who films protests across the
U.S. says he is leaving riot-torn Milwaukee because the situation there
has grown too dangerous for white people.





Fredo's America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (zp+j1)
==============================================

Seriously? University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee borders some sketchy neighborhoods. Kids will be coming back to school soon. Barrett better get off his liberal doofus ass.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (dFi94)

98 Another thing, there are always a lot of black comedians who were funny and did not inject racism in their work. I used like Red Fox in his standup days and record albums. Also Richard Prior in his album days. The first time I heard him was on an album "That N*******'s Crazy. I always thought that was the funniest album I had every heard. I was literally rolling in the floor LMAO. He did use race in his act, but it wasn't a hateful "racist" dialog. He made it damn funny.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (mpXpK)

99 The reason he is loathed is that he had the temerity to beat incumbent Mayor David Dinkins. That totally goes against the script. The way it works is that a big city elects a black mayor, that mayor becomes "mayor for life." Giuliani smashed that idea.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (qyNO9)


Well to be honest, nobody liked Dinkins as a Mayor by then. He had made the City unliveable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (zp+j1)

100 81
Ace seems to watch a lot of obscure TV shows. I wonder what his, er,
count is? Scratch that. I really don't wonder. Don't want to wonder.
None of my business really.


Posted by: grammie winger


I think you're really getting the hang of this place.

85
Samantha B will be the next one to crash.


Unpossible. The NYT tells me the show is hysterical.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (LAe3v)

101 He had to use Larry since Fishburne had Lawrence all sewn up as it were.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (Kynq4)

102 It's the same old story. America could be great again if Congress wasn't racist and they just let Jug Ears have his way. We'd have roads and bridges and wind mills everywhere if it weren't for racists stopping him.

Posted by: Hank at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (K1D9/)

103 So what Dinkins did to NYC is much the story of Gaylord.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (Kynq4)

104 @84. BLM shows up and burns down Comedy Central? I don't see the downside.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (/HC6x)

105 87 Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (qyNO9)


As a lifelong NY'er, yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (9P3OG)

106 A freelance reporter who films protests across the U.S. says he is
leaving riot-torn Milwaukee because the situation there has grown too
dangerous for white people.

That's like leaving Chicago because they all uproared on the south side.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (QM5S2)

107 >>>Samantha B will be the next one to crash.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 04:36 PM (c1srJ)<<<




Is her show named Brad, too?

Posted by: the annoying chick from the Progressive (figures) commercial at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (H9MG5)

108 "Unblackening". I like it. Props for the new language deployment in the race wars. But, it's the kind of thing that only works for a time or two.

Suggestion for next time: Deblackenization.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (R+30W)

109 He was saying that he whole election is an unblackening - which is I guess true, in a weird racist sort of way.

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (tewYv)

110 Who

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (THupw)

111 Larry who???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (r65B3)

112 Boy all those white guilt liberals voting for BHO to achieve racial harmony sure must be kicking themselves now eh?
Posted by: Palerider at August 15, 2016 04:32 PM

I am not posting a link because the Black preacher uses the N word, but, Rev Manning's denouncement of Obama on race is pretty stark.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (kXoT0)

113 I'll bet ol Larry never contemplated why he got the gig in the first place

Posted by: x at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (nFwvY)

114 Is there a gas station close that we can burn to the ground?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (1mXAR)

115 "Do just never stop thinking about your race?"

I think Ace captured it!
This IS the root of the problem. If folks would simply consider people as "PEOPLE" there would be NO problem. It seems o me to be a simple solution.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (WKsjc)

116 OT:

Good new teaser trailer at First Showing dot Net for the new Gojira: Resurgence flick coming out next month:


http://tinyurl.com/Oh-no-there-goes-Tokyo


Speaking of Tokyo, isn't This Day in History from 1945 the day that the Japanese finally decided they were out of cities and should just focus on Tentacle Pron and Scantly Clad, Yet Older Looking School Girls?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (CS7jF)

117 103 So what Dinkins did to NYC is much the story of Gaylord.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 04:39 PM (Kynq4)

Enabled Sharpton and goniffed a $50,000 headboard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (9P3OG)

118 I don't know who Samantha Bee is. But I do have fond memories of Samantha Fox.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (P/aDH)

119 >>Unpossible. The NYT tells me the show is hysterical.

Probably has the same ratings as "30 Rock" (appeals to very selective progressive female audience), which went on for more years than most shows with those rating could have.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 04:41 PM (NOIQH)

120 I still think Blaxploitation was one of the best terms ever invented.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 04:41 PM (evdj2)

121 >>>He had to use Larry since Fishburne had Lawrence all sewn up as it were.


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (Kynq4)<<<

**glares**
And stay off crack, kids.

Posted by: Lawrence Taylor at August 15, 2016 04:41 PM (H9MG5)

122 "Well to be honest, nobody liked Dinkins as a Mayor by then. He had made the City unliveable"


Many white --especially Jewish-- liberals came to think Dinkins made the city worse. But many of them stood by him because he was a black Democrat.
Blacks hated Giuliani though.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2016 04:41 PM (qyNO9)

123 Speaking of Tokyo, isn't This Day in History from 1945 the day that the Japanese finally decided they were out of cities and should just focus on Tentacle Pron and Scantly Clad, Yet Older Looking School Girls?


VJ Day has a whole new meaning now.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 04:42 PM (evdj2)

124 90 You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.

Posted by: Larry Bird, Larry Fine and Larry the Cable Guy at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (4AVeu)


"You aint just whistling Dixie!"

- - Larry Elder

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:42 PM (9P3OG)

125 Maybe instead of cancellation, we can get the spear dude who killed the bear to cancel with his spear?
Sure to pop the ratings for at least one night.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (r65B3)

126 so long as there is money and votes to be had, the race card shall be used.

Posted by: jd at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (h+48X)

127 >>I don't know who Samantha Bee is.


Angry Lefty feminist making political rants - she's the new, hot thing.
Insufferable from what I can see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t88X1pYQu-I

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (NOIQH)

128 123 VJ Day has a whole new meaning now.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 04:42 PM (evdj2)


1945 = VJ Day

2016 = V-jay-jay Day

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (9P3OG)

129 "Unblackening." Sounds like a good selling point with laundry detergents.

"Try new Ajax with Unblackening!"

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (qyNO9)

130 Yeah well you probably hated Ghostbusters too!

Posted by: Larry Wiltmore rolling eyeballs at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (c0/+W)

131 I honestly don't even know who this guy is. But clearly it must be racial- right?

I mean we're arguably at the point where one might be able to argue that firing a "white male" might be more prejudicial than this.

You know, with all the "white privilege" bullshit and the attacks on "white" culture.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (1mXAR)

132 I would watch Spear Dude hunt various animals if he had an Outdoors show.

Start with rabbit, end up with elephants.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 04:43 PM (evdj2)

133 And when the pathetic Samantha Bee's show gets canceled it will be sexism!

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2016 04:44 PM (fA75F)

134 Meanwhile, the end of the new Star Trek movie (uh, spoilers) has Kirk beating up a black guy, and no one cares.

Serenity, written by arch-liberal Joss Whedon, also had the captain beating up a black guy. Clearly Trek is derivative.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2016 04:44 PM (KUTP5)

135 They still have the other black guy hosting "The Daily Show", doesn't that count? I mean, they were pretty much the same damn show.

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 04:44 PM (7HtZB)

136 I'm pretty white, but if I wasn't and some white pajama boy offered to live with me b/c diversity, I would throttle him.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 04:30 PM (SeD0w)

That's what an honest person would do. An unscrupulous black would move in with the dumb cracka and take advantage of the situation as much as possible.

"What do you mean, I haven't done my share of cleaning? Do I look like your house n**gah, white boy?"

White boy hangs his head and goes off to scrub the toilet and do the vacuuming while blaming himself for being "insensitive."

"Hey, can I have $200? I'm dead broke and I know yesterday was your payday."
"Uh, I don't know, things are really tight this period because I gotta pay for car repairs, it's my mom's birthday and -"
"Check your white privilege honkey."
"Oh, ok, here's a $100, is that OK?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 15, 2016 04:44 PM (u0lmX)

137 Slow pygmies.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (evdj2)

138
The timing of the decision was triggered by pending new one-year renewals of the deals for Wilmore and 15 or so creative contributors in front and behind the camera. There is no immediate plan for him or any of The Nightly Show contributors to transition to The Daily Show or have any other role on the network.



FYI Larry and Pals:

If you put a straw in your Slurpee before you get to the 7-11 counter, you can't put it on the EBT. Leave the straw for later, and you can.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (kdS6q)

139 Who is this racist spearchucker who killed the BLACK bear?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (qyNO9)

140 Chicago's first black mayor was Harold Washington.

I still giggle to this day thinking of the time some 'transgressive' snowflake at the Art Institute School decided to submit a painting of ol' Harold in women's underwear, garter, stockings, etc; and a bunch of black aldermen and alderwimmez from the Chicago City Council stormed the art show and confiscated the painting because of the racism, or some such.

And were photographed with the painting on the steps of the Art Institute, therefore guaranteeing that everybody that picked up a paper that day saw it.

BIG lulz!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (nd1zx)

141 Isn't it "de-blackening"?

You know like decaffeinated?.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (1mXAR)

142 Insisting on only funny comedians is hateful humorism.

Posted by: Millenius Douchenozzel at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (c0/+W)

143 it must be great to have a ready made excuse for any and all of ones failures in life. If one fails a lot.

I succeed because I'm talented. I fail because of WHITEY

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (AfNGb)

144 #127, yeah, SB, if just one of those people in Orlando had been armed then the crazy Islamist would've been stopped, but, no stahraight to gun control because that's what matters to crazy beyotches like you.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 04:45 PM (kXoT0)

145 So, what if they find an actually-funny black guy to replace him with? Is he still a victim?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (iynDC)

146 Scantly Clad, Yet Older Looking School Girls?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (CS7jF)

++++

Ah, yes. The schoolgirls who have been held back a time or three. They might not have book smarts, but they have other kinds of knowledge.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (R+30W)

147 I guess my bubble extended far enough that even after seeing the picture and reading the article, I still didn't know who this guy was.

Fuck. I missed his show.

Willowed on the tv.

I need to start paying attention.

Posted by: jwest at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (Zs4uk)

148 O/T

Just to cheer you all up. Trump is coming to Charlotte for a fund raiser and now has decided after his dinner at six to have a rally at eight.


This was announced TODAY. They have no venue for the event, but are looking?



Top men I tell you Top Men.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (F1iXz)

149 You see, he should be thinking of it in POSITIVE terms. His firing is an "unblackening" of SUCKY TV.

Posted by: deadrody at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (fRgyI)

150 "Unblackening"--- Does this mean more --or less laundry??--I'm confused.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (WKsjc)

151 Technically, it's "disemblackening".

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (QM5S2)

152 I like Jim Gaffigan a lot,

Yeah, I do too. He can be really funny w/o going blue. I love his line about hotel grossness: "I'm sure the business man using this towel before me just dried off his elbow with it."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (SeD0w)

153 Wiltmore Decries the "Unblackening" of His Time Slot

---

I bet that doesn't happen if his show were in 'the black'...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (AfNGb)

154 That's what an honest person would do. An unscrupulous black would move
in with the dumb cracka and take advantage of the situation as much as
possible.
>>>

White boy never better bring his girlfriend around if he has one.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (P/aDH)

155 I'd call it "Unfunnying".

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (2PU5o)

156 Hey, maybe Larry Witmore can get cast in the next 'Ghostbusters' reboot.

Posted by: Jack at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (XhzTz)

157 If I may borrow Ace's sickest burn, Whitmore's show was canceled because it - and he - is not funny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (bc7LP)

158 Hey, you know what I do when somebody sucks? I don't watch them.

Nobody gives a fig about race anymore. It's about what type of entertainment people can deliver.

In this case that would be- none.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2016 04:48 PM (1mXAR)

159
Unblackening, as in bleaching?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2016 04:48 PM (9P3OG)

160 I grew up in the "race neutrality era", where race wasn't to be considered, just character, history, personality, etc.

Now it's the "race consciousness era", where we must be conscious of "minority" races and hook them up based on their race, at the expense of the "majority" race, in other words, conscious of screwing "whitey" by hooking up the "minority". Being "race nuetral", oddly enough, gets you accused of being racist precisely because you aren't consciously hooking up the minority.

Once race is an issue on the table, its on the table.

OF COURSE Whitmore would go there, it's his go-to weapon of choice, because it WORKS.

OF COURSE whitey would think he's being likewise discriminated against, because he IS.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 15, 2016 04:48 PM (i6shs)

161 >>>White boy never better bring his girlfriend around if he has one.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2016 04:47 PM (P/aDH)<<<




Somebody's seen my show.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at August 15, 2016 04:48 PM (H9MG5)

162 I'm being redlined because racist America won't watch me do my stuff.

We need subsidies for the people in my position.

Posted by: Larry Witmore at August 15, 2016 04:49 PM (XhzTz)

163 @ 146---Scantly Clad, Yet Older Looking School Girls?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 04:40 PM (CS7jF)

++++

Ah, yes. The schoolgirls who have been held back a time or three. They might not have book smarts, but they have other kinds of knowledge.

I seen a few that really need held back---AND knowledge sharing IS important--doncha know.

Posted by: rld77 WAY down south at August 15, 2016 04:49 PM (WKsjc)

164 Ironically, liberals believe conservative African-Americans succumb to "unblackening."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2016 04:49 PM (bc7LP)

165 Spear guy is compensating for the fact that he isn't Steel Johnson.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 04:49 PM (LAe3v)

166 " I like Jim Gaffigan a lot, "



Did I just hear you say "meow?"

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan at August 15, 2016 04:49 PM (9ym/8)

167 52
I wrote the book on racing!



Posted by: A.J. R.R. Foyt at August 15, 2016 04:29 PM (3b9U4)





And then your editor came along and cut out 90% of what you wrote.



Have I got the story correct?

Posted by: Sharkman

In my sequel, I will put Sharkman in the Wall and describe every gory detail. The Wall is Coming!

Posted by: A.J. R.R. Foyt at August 15, 2016 04:49 PM (3b9U4)

168 How did we get from low speed counts to "unblackening"?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2016 04:49 PM (1mXAR)

169 Ironically, liberals believe conservative African-Americans succumb to "unblackening."

Because white liberals have declared themselves the arbiters of blackness, in much the same way John Effin Kerry claims to be the arbiter of Islamic-ness.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2016 04:50 PM (KUTP5)

170 @20:"Why can't performers be known for their talent and dedication to their craft? *gets naked yet again*"
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (326rv)
Why aren't performers still in the same social class as prostitutes? Even if that is somewhat to very insulting to prostitutes, who actually provide people with a service that they want.


Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 15, 2016 04:51 PM (rznWS)

171 Because white liberals have declared themselves the arbiters of blackness, in much the same way John Effin Kerry claims to be the arbiter of Islamic-ness.

You can't criticize John Kerry! He served in Vietnam!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2016 04:51 PM (bc7LP)

172 96 The people who produce the show Blackish were strategically brilliant with coming up with the show name. Which executive is going to take a fall for cancelling that show?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (ergrq)

I remember one episode of "The King of Queens" where Doug screws something up at work really bad & his wife suggests that he blame his friend Deacon for it, since they'll never fire him because he's black.

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 04:51 PM (7HtZB)

173 98 Another thing, there are always a lot of black comedians who were funny and did not inject racism in their work. I used like Red Fox in his standup days and record albums. Also Richard Prior in his album days. The first time I heard him was on an album "That N*******'s Crazy. I always thought that was the funniest album I had every heard. I was literally rolling in the floor LMAO. He did use race in his act, but it wasn't a hateful "racist" dialog. He made it damn funny.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2016 04:38 PM (mpXpK)


I find Key and Peele choke-on-your-own-laugh funny a lot of the time. Even when they deal with race, as they did in this zombie sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xyhVO-SWfM

Posted by: Splunge at August 15, 2016 04:51 PM (iMxBJ)

174 129 "Unblackening. Sounds like a good selling point for real estate.

The unblackening of this area has resulted in reduced crime and above average public schools.

Posted by: Jack at August 15, 2016 04:52 PM (XhzTz)

175 OT: the Godzilla clip shows him shooting lasers out of every orifice and protrusion.

Except for the obvious ones.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 04:52 PM (LAe3v)

176 Why aren't performers still in the same social class as prostitutes?

They believe, like the D.C. crowd, they are our "betters" and the elites rule over us, donthcaknow?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2016 04:52 PM (bc7LP)

177 "Many white --especially Jewish-- liberals came to think Dinkins made the city worse. But many of them stood by him because he was a black Democrat.
Blacks hated Giuliani though."


I lived there in the Dinkins era. The Crown Heights riots really scared the shit out of a lot of white liberals and gave the election to Giuliani. Also, paying for Kiko Garcia's funeral also majorly pissed off every cop.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 15, 2016 04:53 PM (OD2ni)

178 I think he should riot and burn something down
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Puh lease. Not in my hood where I get my weave done. Take that shit to the 'burbs.

The most 'un-newsworthy' news story today.

I'm still waiting for my 'Sister Souljah moment' where Hillary Clinton rejects the notion of rioters taking the arson, the rioting, the looting, into the 'soccer moms' neighborhoods.

She's gonna lose if she doesn't.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 04:54 PM (ZnIt3)

179 120 I still think Blaxploitation was one of the best terms ever invented.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 04:41 PM (evdj2)

You no business, born insecure, rat soup-eatin', muthafucka!

Posted by: Dolemite at August 15, 2016 04:54 PM (7HtZB)

180 She's gonna lose if she doesn't.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative


You hang on to that optimism. You'll need it.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

181 15 Larry Wiltmore's Terrible Show Cancelled Due to Reasons of Terribleness; Wiltmore Decries the "Unblackening" of His Time Slot


Nothing at all to do with another daily show format that is produced by Stewart.
Naw. Plenty of room for all

Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2016 04:28 PM (8ikIW)



Stewart produced this guy's crappy show.

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 04:55 PM (z/Ubi)

182 Top men I tell you Top Men.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (F1iXz)

******

And yet, he will still fill whatever venue they find.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 04:55 PM (KcI5m)

183 Unblackening? This guy makes a living doing that. WHITE PRIVILEGE BITCHES!



http://tinyurl.com/jayncgq




Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 04:56 PM (F1iXz)

184 @55: "What is Comedy Central going to air in its place?



More Adventures of Krod Mandoon?"

They could try some of the dogshit live action shows that Cartoon Network inexplicably runs.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 15, 2016 04:56 PM (rznWS)

185 And yet, he will still fill whatever venue they find.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty


Yes, and that worked swell in the primaries. We are no longer in the primaries.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 04:56 PM (LAe3v)

186 Out of curiosity, I went to youtube to see this guy in action...

Not only is he not very funny, he's not very black.

Skin tone, mannerisms, dialect, all pretty much white. This isn't the type of guy that can pull off racial humor, because it looks like it's coming from the wrong side.

Posted by: jwest at August 15, 2016 04:57 PM (Zs4uk)

187 Stephen Colbert WISHES he could blame his race for his imminent cancellation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 04:57 PM (iynDC)

188 In general, blacks have gotten in their minds that once they obtain a position it is always their from there on out. If a black loses the spot, especially to a white person, it is racism.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 15, 2016 04:57 PM (Ee2nz)

189 Nothing at all to do with another daily show format that is produced by Stewart. Naw. Plenty of room for all

Actualy, Wiltmore's show was more of a Bill Maher ripoff, except the panel lacked any token Republicans and Maher occasionally has an outburst of original thought, which Wiltmore is not in danger of.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 15, 2016 04:57 PM (KUTP5)

190 @62: "He ain't hardly black as Shaun King."

Or even Alan King

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 15, 2016 04:58 PM (rznWS)

191 Out of the black. In to the red. Hire Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 04:58 PM (IqV8l)

192 You hang on to that optimism. You'll need it. Posted by: pep 

She's gonna lose if she doesn't... and lose if she does.

In life, many people think they can have it both ways. This is a binary decision, not analog.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 04:58 PM (ZnIt3)

193 He's no Nipsey Russell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 04:58 PM (iynDC)

194 Or even Alan King

Or Stephen King.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 15, 2016 04:59 PM (bc7LP)

195 Yes, and that worked swell in the primaries. We are no longer in the primaries.
Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 04:56 PM (LAe3v)

****

Trump is gonna Trump, yo. He is within MOE in August doing it his way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 04:59 PM (KcI5m)

196 Holy shit. Picture making the rounds on Twitter now of Cankles in Scranton today with Slo-Joe.
All jokes aside, she looks terrible.
As in sick, ill, needs to be in a bed, terrible.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 15, 2016 05:00 PM (nhHaf)

197 Ah, yes. The schoolgirls who have been held back a time or three. They might not have book smarts, but they have other kinds of knowledge.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 15, 2016 04:46 PM (R+30W)


BRB

*sounds of rummaging in DVD box*

"Eureka!!!!!"

*sound of Sucker Punch DVD being slid into player*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 05:00 PM (CS7jF)

198 193 He's no Nipsey Russell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 04:58 PM (iynDC)


Or Jane Russell

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2016 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

199 Larry is a big dummy. Used the n-word too.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at August 15, 2016 05:00 PM (7zkP4)

200 She's gonna lose if she doesn't... and lose if she does.

I understand what you're saying, but no. For Hillary, winning is vindication and revenge on her festering canker of a husband. She's only interested in winning the title, not actually being President.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:00 PM (LAe3v)

201 Or even Alan King

Or Stephen King.



Or Steve Allen.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 05:00 PM (7jTtI)

202 "Or even Steven King"

Or The King Family....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2016 05:01 PM (qyNO9)

203 Speaking of race...

Any truth to the rumor that Wisconsin and Donald Trump are trying to bring back slavery, and the only thing stopping them are some brave people burning down local businesses?

Posted by: jwest at August 15, 2016 05:01 PM (Zs4uk)

204 As I've posted a number of times, based on Hollywood and the MSM, the rest of the world believes the population of African-Americans approaches 40%. And gays make up 20%.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 05:01 PM (ergrq)

205 Or even Alan King

Or Stephen King.


Or Chicken a la King.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:01 PM (iynDC)

206 >>>"He ain't hardly black as Shaun King."

Or even Alan King


Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 15, 2016 04:58 PM (rznWS)<<<

Or chicken a la king... as cooked by chemjeff.

Posted by: the local fire marshal at August 15, 2016 05:01 PM (H9MG5)

207 193
He's no Nipsey Russell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 04:58 PM (iynDC)

He SURE as hell is no Red Foxx.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 05:02 PM (F1iXz)

208 Trump is gonna Trump, yo. He is within MOE in August doing it his way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty


We can argue this endlessly, but all will become clear in 3 months. I will be delighted to say I was wrong. I doubt you can say the same.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:02 PM (LAe3v)

209 Well, Larry, it looks like in order to drop sperm counts, you'll have to do it from your knees again.
You know - the same way you probably got the job in the first place.

Posted by: Chi at August 15, 2016 05:02 PM (YaAEf)

210 As I've posted a number of times, based on Hollywood and the MSM, the rest of the world believes the population of African-Americans approaches 40%.

My wife was shocked when I told her 13%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (iynDC)

211 Bring back Mystery Science Theater!

Interesting fact--he was on The Office. He was brought in after...Michael told a "racist" joke.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (hqZPQ)

212 Picture making the rounds on Twitter now of Cankles in Scranton today with Slo-Joe.
All jokes aside, she looks terrible.


Link?

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

213 Somebodies' Daddys and Mommies gotz too much money.

Seriously, if you feel so damn guilty about oppressing people of color with your icky Whiteyness, drop out of school, and go work as a garbage collector or janitor or hotel maid, so some Person of Color can have your slot.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 04:34 PM (kXoT0)

I had a chance to listen to Dr.Laura (Schlessinger) over the weekend as I was traveling to and from an event. I was nodding in agreement with her after she had fielded her third call in a row in which the parent calling about what to do with their teenage or young adult "child" and when the call hung up, Laura said exasperatedly, that parenting sure had changed over the last decade. She was frustrated with the continuous enabling and propping up of kids, not allowing them to suffer consequences, but instead doing everything possible to keep them from avoiding the consequences. Most of the calls concerned college students who were being fully funded by parents with everything from cars to cell phones to fun money to college and were still giving mom and dad the finger regarding behavior.

It was painful to listen to Dr.Laura explain in one sentence exactly what parents needed to do, and the parents resisting , whining, crying, and feeling guilty, wanting to be kid's friend, etc. She is so good at cutting right through all the BS from the parent and getting directly to the exact reason for the call. And how parent would know but do everything they could to deflect the advice.

And today's whiny boy college students are the shining example of that parenting.



Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (JbgDR)

214 @120: "
I still think Blaxploitation was one of the best terms ever invented."

And Black Dynamite is a fantastic send-up of that genre.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 15, 2016 05:04 PM (rznWS)

215 188 In general, blacks have gotten in their minds that once they obtain a position it is always their from there on out. If a black loses the spot, especially to a white person, it is racism.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 15, 2016 04:57 PM (Ee2nz)

When i was working in downtown Philly, I passed by a black woman protesting outside of a hospital every day for over a year. Every. Day. Her picket sign let everyone know that she was fired from her job of 10 years because she was black. What, did HR go through their records & realize they had a black woman working there & no one knew about it? She didn't spend that time trying to look for a new job, instead she spent her time demonstrating to the entire city that she was an angry, crazy person.

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 05:04 PM (7HtZB)

216 Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:02 PM (LAe3v)

You can do like me and take the easy way out and say it's a coin flip who will win though that's really how I feel. Too many variables this election to predict.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 05:04 PM (ergrq)

217
Lawrence O'Donnell*

My dvr has been set to @nightlyshow from day one. @larrywilmore always teaches me something I didn't know.

*MSNBC



"I watch the show while I drink Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long!"

"Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Damn, it's crizappy!!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 05:04 PM (kdS6q)

218 The construction workers from Major League ask the obvious question regarding Larry Whothefukever.

http://tinyurl.com/gw9rs7k

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at August 15, 2016 05:05 PM (xudgf)

219 I understand what you're saying, but no. For Hillary, winning is vindication and revenge on her festering canker of a husband. She's only interested in winning the title, not actually being President.
Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:00 PM (LAe3v)

Oh, but, you underestimate her. She wants that power, she wants it bad, and she will wield it with an iron fist paying backing everyone who made her toil along all those years as BJ's enabler. Her revenge mania is well known and it's what keeps many folks in the Democratic Party from staging anything against her. They hope this is her last shot and their party can rebuild with new people of the Mooch and Bobo variety--many of them hoped she would be unable to run this time around, but, run she did and they had to work their fingers to the bone to get her the nomination over Bernie.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 05:05 PM (kXoT0)

220 Always love the fact that JJ Jimmy Walker Dy-No-Mite is a conservative.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 05:06 PM (ergrq)

221 Link?

**
Here. No time to tiny up the URL.

https://twitter.com/Tomvegas1/status/765254526190379008

Posted by: Azathoth at August 15, 2016 05:06 PM (nhHaf)

222 @124: "90 You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.



Posted by: Larry Bird, Larry Fine and Larry the Cable Guy at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (4AVeu)





"You aint just whistling Dixie!"



- - Larry Elder


I dunno; I've done ok with it.

Posted by: Larry Gilliard, Jr. at August 15, 2016 05:06 PM (rznWS)

223 Amazed nobody used "denegrofication", an actual word for things that happened in the post-Reconstruction South. (Extra credit for anyone who can ID the party of the perps...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 15, 2016 05:06 PM (9krrF)

224 Speaking of Shaun King, I never get tired of busting his chops on Twitter for his ridiculously, painfully flared fake black nostrils:


http://tinyurl.com/My-Nostrils-Hurt-You-Racists

Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2016 05:06 PM (CS7jF)

225 "I watch the show while I drink Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long!"

"Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Damn, it's crizappy!!"


Heh.

From one of the most underrated TV shows of all time.

Posted by: Chief Wiggum at August 15, 2016 05:06 PM (RwwCT)

226 Trump is gonna Trump, yo. He is within MOE in August doing it his way.Posted by: ManWithNoParty

With hardly spending a dime. Meanwhile Hillary has blown through $45, 000, 000 of hedge fund money advertising to people sitting on the beach building sand castles with their kids.

The MSM has gone fully retarded, blowing eveyr shred of credibility and there's still two months to go.

Scoffs at naysayers.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 05:06 PM (ZnIt3)

227 Oh, but, you underestimate her. She wants that power, she wants it bad,
and she will wield it with an iron fist paying backing everyone who
made her toil along all those years as BJ's enabler. Her revenge mania
is well known


What you say is true, but that's not being President. That's being Cruella Deville, a part for which she is eminently suited.

Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

228 You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.

Word Up!

Posted by: Cameo -- Larry Blackmon at August 15, 2016 05:07 PM (hqZPQ)

229 Seening as his target audience werepeople who watch the daily show and they weren't watching his show nex, I can only assume that the reason his show got canceled is because liberal white people are racist.

Posted by: Taylork at August 15, 2016 05:07 PM (b9EKg)

230 Oh, but, you underestimate her. She wants that power, she wants it bad, and she will wield it with an iron fist paying backing everyone who made her toil along all those years as BJ's enabler. Her revenge mania is well known and it's what keeps many folks in the Democratic Party from staging anything against her. They hope this is her last shot and their party can rebuild with new people of the Mooch and Bobo variety--many of them hoped she would be unable to run this time around, but, run she did and they had to work their fingers to the bone to get her the nomination over Bernie.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 05:05 PM (kXoT0)


It took me more than half this post to realize that you weren't quoting and modifying Tolkien or somebody.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2016 05:07 PM (KUaJL)

231 As I've posted a number of times, based on Hollywood and the MSM, the rest of the world believes the population of African-Americans approaches 40%.

My wife was shocked when I told her 13%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (iynDC)

Eugenics do work, especially if you can get your victims into the clinic under their own steam thinking it's their own idea.

Sincerely yours,
PP

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 05:08 PM (kXoT0)

232 We can argue this endlessly, but all will become clear in 3 months. I will be delighted to say I was wrong. I doubt you can say the same.
Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:02 PM (LAe3v)

*****
I don't bother arguing it cuz he is gonna do what he is going to do. I have no input to his campaign.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 05:08 PM (KcI5m)

233 It took me more than half this post to realize that you weren't quoting and modifying Tolkien or somebody.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2016 05:07 PM (KUaJL)

Wha?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 05:09 PM (kXoT0)

234 You can do like me and take the easy way out and say it's a coin flip who will win though that's really how I feel. Too many variables this election to predict.



Too many THIS far out for sure.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 05:09 PM (7jTtI)

235 @151: "Technically, it's "disemblackening"."

It's called GENTRIFICATION!!!!!

Posted by: Hooper X at August 15, 2016 05:10 PM (rznWS)

236 Picture making the rounds on Twitter now of Cankles in Scranton today with Slo-Joe.
All jokes aside, she looks terrible.

Link?
Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

I've watched the video of her "slip" off the podium. Yawn, I don't like to see our side making stuff up. This "slip" is not anything anyone who has stood up on a step and then needed to step down a couple steps hasn't done. It's like when you look through a new pair of glasses and slightly misjudge a step. She barely wobbled.

I'ts nothing, IMO. Her standing their cawing like a damn crow, introducing Biden was far more cringing than the step down.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 05:10 PM (JbgDR)

237 You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.

Posted by: Larry Bird, Larry Fine and Larry the Cable Guy at August 15, 2016 04:37 PM (4AVeu)


"You aint just whistling Dixie!"

- - Larry Elder


I dunno; I've done ok with it.
Posted by: Larry Gilliard



Agreed.
-Laurence Fishburne

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 05:11 PM (7jTtI)

238 My wife was shocked when I told her 13%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (iynDC)

I think blacks themselves think their numbers are much greater than they are, because most of them live in majority black neighborhoods.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 15, 2016 05:11 PM (u0lmX)

239
You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.

He could call himself Wilty L.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 05:11 PM (IqV8l)

240 Larry!

Posted by: Joe at August 15, 2016 05:12 PM (7HtZB)

241 @158: "Nobody gives a fig about race anymore."

*chuckle*

Oh wait, you were serious?

*guffaw*

Hoo-boy, that's rich.

*sniff*

Posted by: The Modern World at August 15, 2016 05:12 PM (rznWS)

242
He could call himself Wilty L.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 05:11 PM (IqV8l)


No man wants to be known as Wilty

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2016 05:13 PM (lKyWE)

243 #213, I have no children, so, I really can't say what I would do as a parent. But, there is many a Special Snowflake moaning about their Whiteyness Privilege who would be shocked senseless should their parents show up and say,

"Why yes, Boopies/Beanie, dearest, we have wronged you by keeping you from the struggle" and then snatching up the iPhone, iMac, iPad, BMW, designer clothes, credit cards, and saying, "Asta la vista, baby. See you at Christmas if you can scrape up the airfare to Vail."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 05:14 PM (kXoT0)

244 "Not only is he not very funny, he's not very black. Skin tone, mannerisms, dialect, all pretty much white."

Shaun King, Rachel Dolezal, and G.K. Butterfield all called to say you're full of it.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 15, 2016 05:14 PM (noWW6)

245
The MSM has gone fully retarded, blowing eveyr shred of credibility and there's still two months to go.


Rush was pointing out that ad spending is down this election because Trump isn't spending, and that's money that isn't going into media pockets.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:15 PM (iynDC)

246 "211 Bring back Mystery Science Theater!

Interesting fact--he was on The Office. He was brought in after...Michael told a "racist" joke.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2016 05:03 PM (hqZPQ)"

It's coming back probably around the end of the year on netflix. Raised like 6 million on kickstarter to get things moving, and they just announced the deal with netflix at the San Diego Comic Con last month.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 15, 2016 05:17 PM (Uy8SG)

247 What you say is true, but that's not being President. That's being Cruella Deville, a part for which she is eminently suited.
Posted by: pep at August 15, 2016 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

Yes, I shudder to think of her Executive Orders and other shenanigans. I truly hope this country is not put through it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 05:17 PM (kXoT0)

248 Rush was pointing out that ad spending is down this election because Trump isn't spending, and that's money that isn't going into media pockets.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:15 PM (iynDC)

It's also hitting the consultancy class hard. It's why they are on every night screeching about Trump:

Having wrong fun wrong every wrong way every day.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 05:18 PM (kXoT0)

249 I'ts nothing, IMO. Her standing their cawing like a damn crow, introducing Biden was far more cringing than the step down
***

Oh, this wasn't the "slip" thing. Just a close up of her face today at the podium. She is not looking well.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 15, 2016 05:19 PM (nhHaf)

250 I've watched the video of her "slip" off the podium. Yawn, I don't like to see our side making stuff up. This "slip" is not anything anyone who has stood up on a step and then needed to step down a couple steps hasn't done. It's like when you look through a new pair of glasses and slightly misjudge a step. She barely wobbled. 


You're right. No need to cry wolf. She's carefully scheduling appearances, crowd size, press availability to minimise chances of 'getting caught'.

That kind of day to day deceit will eventually wear her down. She's a horrible candidate under the best of circumstances. These years, almost her seventh decade, are not her best of circumstances.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 05:19 PM (ZnIt3)

251 I've got nothing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 05:21 PM (wPiJc)

252
Oh, this wasn't the "slip" thing. Just a close up of her face today at the podium. She is not looking well.


I noticed that, too, she really looked bad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:22 PM (iynDC)

253 I thought Trevor Noah was the office Voice of Black Comic Truth for white progs. Did we need another?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 15, 2016 05:23 PM (Kucy5)

254 "In general, blacks have gotten in their minds that once they obtain a position it is always their from there on out."

See also: civil service jobs in Southern California. In which, for decades, blacks were hugely overrepresented at all levels relative to the percentage of blacks in the actual population of SoCal.

Then Pedro and Maria showed up and said, por favor, we are seexty percent of the population now, and we want our fair-share seexty percent of those plum gringo government jobs, and we want them starting right now.

It was pointed out that making room in those jobs for lots of new Latino applicants meant that young Da'Metrius and Shanniqua weren't going to be hired on at all, for years to come, since older blacks already in those jobs hang on with barnacle tenacity. Pedro and Maria shrugged and said they were fine with that.

Hilarious hijinks ensued once Da'Metrius and Shanniqua figured this out. If by "hilarious hijinks" you mean drive-bys, firebombings and brutal beatings. Going in both directions.

Meanwhile, there are also now a bunch of Asians politely clearing their throats and tapping their feet and pointing to their own underrepresentation.

Gosh, it's almost as though cynical racial spoils systems blow up catastrophically when demographics change. Who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: torquewrench at August 15, 2016 05:24 PM (noWW6)

255 >>> What is Comedy Central going to air in its place?

More adultish cartoons that their stoner audience will enjoy? Contributing even more to the low sperm count of men children that is their target demographic.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2016 05:25 PM (hvf9s)

256 This isn't the type of guy that can pull off racial humor, because it looks like it's coming from the wrong side.

Posted by: jwest at August 15, 2016 04:57 PM (Zs4uk)

So, he should try performing in blackface?

Posted by: Real Events Trump Fiction at August 15, 2016 05:27 PM (mBYZv)

257 "Oh, this wasn't the "slip" thing. Just a close up of her face today at the podium. She is not looking well.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 15, 2016 05:19 PM (nhHaf)"

Is there anything Trump can do during a debate to draw attention to this type of stuff without directly calling it out?

I guess that would be a good question for Scott Adams or something. Like Trump starts walking around the stage or something and it causes one of these short circuits, or moments of confusion. Or she tries to do it and trips.

Force her out of a comfort zone, or set game plan and exposes something her handlers don't want anyone to normally see.

I mean assuming they have debates, and Trump is capable of pulling something like that off, right now I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 15, 2016 05:27 PM (Uy8SG)

258 @228
You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.

Word Up!


Posted by: Cameo -- Larry Blackmon at August 15, 2016 05:07 PM (hqZPQ)
True dat!

Posted by: Larry Johnson as Grandmama at August 15, 2016 05:28 PM (rznWS)

259 255 >>> What is Comedy Central going to air in its place?

More adultish cartoons that their stoner audience will enjoy? Contributing even more to the low sperm count of men children that is their target demographic.
Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2016 05:25 PM (hvf9s)



Actually they're moving Hardwick's show @Midnight up a half hour. So they don't even have a replacement lined up.

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 05:29 PM (z/Ubi)

260 You can't be named "Larry" and still expect to be considered black.


What if you spell it 'La'Ree?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 05:29 PM (iynDC)

261 @231: "Eugenics do work, especially if you can get your victims into the clinic under their own steam thinking it's their own idea."

Really? We never found that to be necessary.

Posted by: The NSDAP, the Mongols, and the Interahamwe. at August 15, 2016 05:30 PM (rznWS)

262 The nurse at work tells me that within the medical community she frequents that it is a common opinion that Clinton has Parkinson's .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 05:31 PM (ergrq)

263 I've got nothing.Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

And so at last it came to this
Seamus Muldoon at the abyss
He stared down at the thread in horror
Bereft of words, a poem, a pun for-her
My friends there is something remiss
We've got to get him back in this

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 05:32 PM (ZnIt3)

264 134 expecting me to believe Chris Pine beat up Idris Elba was just one of that movie's many problems.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 15, 2016 05:35 PM (Kucy5)

265 The nurse at work tells me that within the medical community she frequents that it is a common opinion that Clinton has Parkinson's .Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck 


Its a pretty common side effect of antidepressant usage. Does she ever have any events where she sits down and eats? The five pound silverware is usually a dead giveaway of early Parkinson's. It hides the tremors to some extent.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 05:40 PM (ZnIt3)

266 Yes, Viacom is runs by a bunch of disgusting pervert-racists who hire their relatives

Posted by: Ben H at August 15, 2016 05:41 PM (cfPDV)

267 who else would be running MTV etc? they hate the brother and want to keep him down

Posted by: Ben H at August 15, 2016 05:42 PM (cfPDV)

268 yall dont know what they think of the Sister, know what Im sayin

Posted by: Ben H at August 15, 2016 05:42 PM (cfPDV)

269 So, some black buffoon on a little watched cable channel lost his time slot because he wasn't smart enough to know how to generate the funny or make people want to watch to see what inane BS he was going to spew next?

The horror.

Also, who the fuck was he, I haven't turned on my TV in months and I seriously doubt I would have seen Comedy Central because those other wits of outstanding mediocrity ran me off with their intelligence draining drivel, yes John Stewart, you sucked and so did that fake glasses wearing sidekick fool.

Anyhow, TV goes into on mode in 19 days when SEC college football goes on the air.

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 15, 2016 05:44 PM (qxBpD)

270 Q: Do just never stop thinking about your race?

A: No. Not when it's your meal-ticket and your entire reason for being who, what and where you are. Mediocre talent + identifiable "blackness" equals success in today's USA.
See: Kanye West.

BTW: After an afternoon on the golf-course I am darker than Latte Larry.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2016 05:48 PM (ZCD1T)

271 Okay-

I Have a Dream Dilemma- a limerick


One hopes that it soon goes contagious
A post-racial world, how courageous
The character within
Not the color of skin
But then what would we use for "OUTRAGEOUS!?"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 05:50 PM (wPiJc)

272 Reminds me, who was that chick on MSNBC whose show was cancelled and she claimed it was due to race? Can't remember her name or the details. Happened about a year ago?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at August 15, 2016 05:58 PM (LQLeS)

273 Leslie Jones is another example of one who gets violent fantasies when she sees black dudes dating white women. Lots of other hateful stuff on her Twitter such that even other liberals are calling her out on it.


Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2016 06:09 PM (XGGEj)

274 273 - Leslie Jones needs to just complete the hormone therapy and try out for the Ravens. There is a precedent for linebackers with murderous intent.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2016 06:15 PM (ZCD1T)

275 Maybe white people don't like to watch some black "comic" mock white people every show.

See Totally Biased with Kamu Bell

Posted by: Hamilton at August 15, 2016 06:15 PM (TlNDs)

276 Reminds me, who was that chick on MSNBC whose show was cancelled and she claimed it was due to race? Can't remember her name or the details. Happened about a year ago?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at August 15, 2016 05:58 PM (LQLeS)

******
Recently, tampon earring Melissa Harris Perry.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 06:15 PM (KcI5m)

277 /sock off

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 06:24 PM (wPiJc)

278 Six little words for Hillary:

"Don't you think she looks tired?"

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 15, 2016 06:38 PM (Kucy5)

279 Ummm...I have a racially charged question. Why is it acceptable for "minorities" to talk like they have never seen the application of proper grammar?

Is it nothing more than an absolute display of ignorance; or more egregiously, purposeful display of stupidity? If purposeful, it displays a willingness to be considered as uneducated and ignorant. Is that cool these days? Is this a non-conformity to the white peoples' rules? I read recently where some "black leader" thought being punctual was a white privilege thing. Is proper grammar one of those things as well?

Or is the correct answer to this question something no one is willing to discuss because it points to something that is best left unsaid.

I be curious...n shit.

Posted by: Orson at August 15, 2016 07:03 PM (nM+uB)

280 I didn't know that he had a show, I suppose that makes me racist...

Posted by: Rob in Katy at August 15, 2016 07:31 PM (y0szH)

281 Force her out of a comfort zone, or set game plan and exposes something her handlers don't want anyone to normally see.

In the parlance of pugilism:

You can't crack her defence yet so you can't one-shot her no matter how much you load up. You have to wear her down. Just keep her movin and keep puttin leather on her. Don't be afraid to go low. Just keep up the pressure. Pressure busts pipes. Fatigue will break down proper form and create openings. Kill the body and the head will die.

I question her stamina. Can she endure same kind of constant grind the left typically inflicts on the republican candidate? Is there a chance to take her into deep water and drown her?

IF she has a serious medical condition and the symptoms are episodic and triggered by sudden unexpected stimulii... bright lights, loud noises, the sudden appearance of angry threatening? eyes mouths fists signs horns ... then what happens when trumpkins (or, preferably, bernie-bros) get in her face at every public appearance?

Get her nice and fatty gooed leading up to the debates. Expecations for Trump's debate performance are pretty low, a good performace from him and a lousy one from her and he gets a nice bounce right when the $$$ hit the airwaves.

Posted by: Mentus at August 15, 2016 09:03 PM (dTuSc)

282 What is Comedy Central going to air in its place?

The Carlos Danger Hour.

Posted by: Bully at August 16, 2016 03:33 PM (6NjvM)

283 SHE may not be worried but that doesn 't speak for the rest of us. #eyebleach

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 16, 2016 05:14 PM (+hd5N)

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