Which States are the Most Prosperous -- Democrat or Republican Leaning?

A liberal said "It's obvious that liberal states are more prosperous than conservative ones."

Note: When a liberal says "It's obvious that...," he means, "I'm about to say something ignorant and foolish to the point of actual comedy."

I'm knocking off. You might also want to read Allah's thoughts on Trump's foreign policy speech today. I missed it.

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM




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1 Hellooooo????

Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2016 07:36 PM (8ikIW)

2 Trump!

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:36 PM (PHcLa)

3 Define, "Prosperous."

Posted by: gutteral, visceral messager at August 15, 2016 07:37 PM (ld027)

4 Hey, Hillary, just keep going and it will all catch up with you.

No, really!

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:37 PM (PHcLa)

5 Lib long, and prosper.

Posted by: Spock with a goatee at August 15, 2016 07:38 PM (H9MG5)

6 Define, "Prosperous."


Detroit

Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2016 07:38 PM (8ikIW)

7 A liberal said.

Well there is your problem right there.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:38 PM (PHcLa)

8 Name four cabinet departments.

Those are the ones we get rid of.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:39 PM (PHcLa)

9 Name two more.

They are next.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:40 PM (PHcLa)

10 Gotta catch my breath!

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:40 PM (PHcLa)

11 One liberal meme that gets passed around a lot is that Red States "cost" more than Blue States in terms of more federal tax dollars spent vs taken in.

I've always been suspicious of how this is really tallied, but regardless, in deep red states in the South, I can guarantee you most of those social welfare dollars are spent on a certain demographic that is most certainly not Republican.

If you broke it down by precinct, the blue areas in those red states are most certainly the parasite part of the equation.

Posted by: Maritime at August 15, 2016 07:41 PM (jlfpP)

12 There's a lot of prosperity in the Northeast, but the cost of living runs high.

Posted by: fluffy at August 15, 2016 07:41 PM (eiFlk)

13 Trump's foreign speech proves he is in the pocket of Putin and his mental illnesses would all but assure he'd provoke a nuclear war that would cause millions to be killed. He is the worst candidate in history.

That said, this does not mean I support Hillary as president, even though she is the far better choice.

Posted by: Proud #NeverTrumper and Cuckservative Wearing a Onesie Suit at August 15, 2016 07:41 PM (8/SFW)

14 Name four cabinet departments.

Those are the ones we get rid of.
Posted by: 80's music fan

This feels like a set-up.

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (xhqXI)

15 Which countries are on the Bosphorus?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (8ZskC)

16
Trump's test for muslims is brilliant!

Trump out-Alinskied the Left, today.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (hS3+Z)

17 >>I'm knocking off


Good work, today.

You go ahead and take the morning off, tomorrow.
Sleep late.
Have an extra cup of Butter Coffee.
You earned it.
Enjoy it.

I don't want to see you before noon!

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (c1srJ)

18 Well, they do get more gubmint cheese and chocolate, on Wednesdays anyway.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 07:43 PM (HgMAr)

19 Trump's test for muslims is brilliant!

Trump out-Alinskied the Left, today.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (hS3+Z)



But what about Trump's plan to nuke mexico?

Posted by: person (non compos mentis) at August 15, 2016 07:44 PM (8ZskC)

20 Come on Rick!

Not even.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:44 PM (PHcLa)

21 >>> Trump's test for muslims is brilliant!

Got a link you can share?

Posted by: fluffy at August 15, 2016 07:45 PM (eiFlk)

22 Republican leaning states have a higher sperm count.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 07:45 PM (HgMAr)

23
But what about Trump's plan to nuke mexico?

Also brilliant.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:45 PM (hS3+Z)

24
person, I want President Trump to catapult crying babies over the wall at Mexico.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:46 PM (hS3+Z)

25 Also brilliant.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:45 PM (hS3+Z)

*****

I am intriqued by the idea of stopping the invaders at the source.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 07:46 PM (KcI5m)

26 15 Which countries are on the Bosphorus?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (8ZskC)

None, because Bosphorous is only available by prescription.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (PHcLa)

27 24
person, I want President Trump to catapult crying babies over the wall at Mexico.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:46 PM (hS3+Z)


But only after punching them in the dick.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

28 Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers. They're running but they can't hide.

Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (HVQlX)

29 Ace is off to go activate his sperm

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (z/Ubi)

30
Got a link you can share?

Ah, yeah. Ace linked to allah's piece on it above. Dummy.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (hS3+Z)

31 person, I want President Trump to catapult crying babies over the wall at Mexico.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's

After punching them in the dick, of course.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (xhqXI)

32 Of the most "prosperous" Which ones can feed themselves?

Not an argument just an interesting question to ask back when this is said.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (BZey7)

33 person, I want President Trump to catapult crying babies over the wall at Mexico.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:46 PM (hS3+Z)
.............

along with the midget wrestlers.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 07:48 PM (HgMAr)

34 Missed it by * * that much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 07:48 PM (xhqXI)

35 Hillary intends to have all the illegals become 'citizens' within 100 days of her election.

Those millions of new Democrat voters will be just as committed to your right of free speech and other Constitutional Rights as the Head Vagina.

Thank God we morphed into a monarchy under soon-to-be Queen Pantsuit. If we were a representative republic and those elected chose to ignore fundamental laws and rights we'd be in deep do.

Posted by: DJT dick punched my baby at August 15, 2016 07:48 PM (AV4JD)

36
along with the midget wrestlers.

And the all the Kardashians.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (hS3+Z)

37 Prosperity in the northeast? The greatest concentration of the 1% there is. Classic example, go to Greenwich, pick a mansion then go 2 miles any direction (except toward the ocean). Blight.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (u+0lh)

38 There's the Horde Mind at work again.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

39 Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (c1srJ)

Missed you in the last post...

I'm curious what you think of the spear hunting story in the sidebar....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (Zu3d9)

40 Ask not who your country can dick-punch for you.
Ask who you can dick-punch for your country.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (8ZskC)

41
fluffy doens't read Ace's posts!

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (hS3+Z)

42 Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers. They're running but they can't hide.

Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2016 07:47 PM (HVQlX)
..............

It's our largest export.

Posted by: California at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (HgMAr)

43 24
person, I want President Trump to catapult crying babies over the wall at Mexico.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:46 PM (hS3+Z)

After punching them in the junk.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 07:50 PM (0mRoj)

44 If, as according to libs, economics is a zero sum activity, and blue states are more prosperous, then at whose expense is the blue states' prosperity?

Posted by: gutteral, visceral messager at August 15, 2016 07:50 PM (ld027)

45 >>> Ace linked to allah's piece on it above. Dummy.

Thanks. Yer a prince.

Posted by: fluffy at August 15, 2016 07:50 PM (eiFlk)

46 Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 15, 2016 07:49 PM (u+0lh)

You can do that in the South Bay too....

East Palo Alto is a shithole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 15, 2016 07:50 PM (Zu3d9)

47
Is no one gonna comment as Amy Schumer??

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:51 PM (hS3+Z)

48 They should punch those babies in the dick before they fire them at Mexico.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 15, 2016 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

49 It's a trick question...the answer is....we are all screwed

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at August 15, 2016 07:51 PM (VDc7u)

50 This shit just writes itself anymore.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 15, 2016 07:51 PM (8ZskC)

51
person, I want President Trump to catapult crying babies over the wall at Mexico.



Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:46 PM (hS3+Z)

.............



along with the midget wrestlers.
---

Those will make excellent programs, thanks!

Posted by: TV Reality Show Writers of America at August 15, 2016 07:51 PM (tvyXw)

52 But what about Trump's plan to nuke mexico?
............

We'll just have to warn the Donkey Bar workers ahead of time.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 07:52 PM (HgMAr)

53 "Name four cabinet departments. Those are the ones we get rid of."

Better yet:

Department of Military (not "Defense")
Department of Justice
State Department
Treasury Department

Clean those four with a good, stiff broom, and then screw the rest of them. Vote for me, and it'll happen.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 07:52 PM (iIzG7)

54 Supposedly, Trump and/or his people are avid readers of JihadWatch.

That's a good sign in my book.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 15, 2016 07:52 PM (tvyXw)

55

15 Which countries are on the Bosphorus?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2016 07:42 PM (8ZskC)








I dunno but I'm afraid that Putin might try to gobble them up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 07:52 PM (LuZz8)

56 As much as I want to believe what's at the link, I can't.

The reason I can't is because they got the abbreviation for Indiana wrong. I'm nitpicking, and it's silly, but to me its credibility is tainted.

Why would they even bother to include state abbreviations?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 15, 2016 07:53 PM (lhvb+)

57
Most "Blue" states have entrenched liberal Inner Party memberswho loot the federal Madoff account/credit cardsto buy votes in their home districts which keeps the "blue" voters under the illusion that their "blue" state is prosperus.
They will hunt down, denounce and vaporize anyone who disagrees with how "prosperus" they are. Increasing the chocolate ration from 4 to 6 grams per day buys a lot of votes and federal debt.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2016 07:53 PM (ej1L0)

58 53:

Like the punchline says,"A good start."

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 15, 2016 07:54 PM (PHcLa)

59 Which states have the most phosphorous?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 07:54 PM (0mRoj)

60 I dunno but I'm afraid that Putin might try to gobble them up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Not until he finishes Ukraine. There are dictators in Korea who would love a nice Crimea.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin's Mom at August 15, 2016 07:54 PM (xhqXI)

61 54 Supposedly, Trump and/or his people are avid readers of JihadWatch.

That's a good sign in my book.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 15, 2016 07:52 PM (tvyXw)


Wow. That's a very good sign. I hope it's true.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

62
Is no one gonna comment as Amy Schumer??

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:51 PM (hS3+Z)






Isn't anyone going to comment as Mr Magoo's?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (LuZz8)

63
On the bright side, if hitlery clinton wins, we'll have another 8 straight years without a recession and record job growth!

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (hS3+Z)

64 Even the field hockey refs are hot.

Posted by: what a sport! at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (ivcX+)

65 I think the answer to this is obvious:

States 51- 57 are the most successful in the Obama economy!

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (tvyXw)

66 If Blue State residents are so prosperous, why do they keep migrating to the Red States?

Posted by: Mike at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (c056A)

67 Our SJW Liberal pastor said yesterday that gun death totals are just below car fatalities. Umm ... no. 'Facts' from the internet :don't trust do verify. Same w/ terms - bigotry gets thrown around by people who never looked up the definition.

Posted by: Plethora of Non-facts at August 15, 2016 07:56 PM (7zkP4)

68
If Blue State residents are so prosperous, why do they keep migrating to the Red States?

Posted by: Mike at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (c056A)









Because, shut up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 07:56 PM (LuZz8)

69 Notice how the Blue states have large urban areas which typically house millions of poor who vote reliably Democrat. And remain poor, blighted, etc. And vote reliably Democrat.
And once that reliably Democrat urban poor start expanding the blight into the rich Democrats, the rich then pick up and move to a prosperous Republican state and begin working on making it urban democrat..and poor.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 07:57 PM (JbgDR)

70 On the bright side, if hitlery clinton wins, we'll have another 8 straight years without a recession and record job growth!


No homeless people either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2016 07:57 PM (8ZskC)

71 Heh. I like this slapping liberals with their own memes. Which states have the highest divide between rich and poor? Or perhaps better. Which states have the largest middle class populations?

Hard for a middle income class family to have a decent standard of living in Clownifornia or NYC.

Posted by: Palerider at August 15, 2016 07:57 PM (dkExz)

72 Maybe nuking Mexico would make the Tecate river water more drinkable.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 07:58 PM (HgMAr)

73
No homeless people either.

No Iranian nukes.

And no terrorism!

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:58 PM (hS3+Z)

74 8: Name four cabinet departments.

Posted by: 80's music fan
________

Hmm - see the dog jump in a circle -

Judicious?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 15, 2016 07:58 PM (lhvb+)

75 >>I'm curious what you think of the spear hunting story in the sidebar


I'm not a big fan of a lot of what goes on in many hunting vids...

That said, I can't determine how long that bear took to expire from that video.

My guess is that it didn't go much over 50 yards. So, maybe 45-90 seconds.
That's a lot of shock from a projectile that large... and the angle definitely hit vitals.

There's more than one way to skin a bear and about a dozen ways to kill one.

I can't impugn dude for anything more than not showing a lot of respect, post hunt.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 07:58 PM (c1srJ)

76 "Our SJW Liberal pastor said yesterday..."

... that it's time to organize a new Pulpit Committee, or start looking for a new church.

I was part of a church that went from rock-solid to post-modern in about three years; it started with an SJW yute pastor.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 07:58 PM (iIzG7)

77 63
On the bright side, if hitlery clinton wins, we'll have another 8 straight years without a recession and record job growth!

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (hS3+Z)



Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Pyrrhus of Epirus at August 15, 2016 07:59 PM (z/Ubi)

78 I couldn't care less if blue states are more prosperous.

I wanted to live in a conservative state. I moved to a conservative state. It needs to stay a conservative state. I'll make my own way.

If that means driving prog scum out, so be it.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 15, 2016 08:00 PM (heN73)

79 @18: "Well, they do get more gubmint cheese and chocolate, on Wednesdays anyway."

Rejoice, comrades! I shall increase the beet ration for everyone!

Posted by: Empress Hillary I at August 15, 2016 08:00 PM (rznWS)

80 OT. Was just watching a bit of recorded Olympic coverage from the weekend. Equestrian show jumping.

Highly ranked female rider from France was expected to do well, but her horse tripped and she went flying off over his neck onto the ground. She's ok, but out of the competition.
Her first name is Penelope. The announcer pronounced it repeatedly as "Pen A Lope".

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:00 PM (JbgDR)

81 >>Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers. They're running but they can't hide.


Tell that to the Union Cocksuckers in Butte and the University / Public Employees of Missoula, Bozeman, Dillon and Helena.

Not to mention the fucking Forest Circus...

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 08:00 PM (c1srJ)

82 The problem no one will mentions is the Peruvians sneaking in through the Canadian border bringing their twisted Peruvian values. We all know they will never assimilate.

Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 08:01 PM (cjdxs)

83 79 @18: "Well, they do get more gubmint cheese and chocolate, on Wednesdays anyway."

Rejoice, comrades! I shall increase the beet ration for everyone!
Posted by: Empress Hillary I at August 15, 2016 08:00 PM (rznWS)

From 50 grams to 30 grams.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 08:01 PM (0mRoj)

84 @27: "But only after punching them in the dick."

And why do you think they are crying?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 15, 2016 08:01 PM (rznWS)

85 None, because Bosphorous is only available by prescription.

Side effects include dry mouth, difficulty swallowing, painful urination and sudden death.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 08:02 PM (rwI+c)

86 I can't impugn dude for anything more than not showing a lot of respect, post hunt.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 07:58 PM (c1srJ)

Wonder what those complaining would think of gigging frogs, or bowfishing.....

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:02 PM (JbgDR)

87 @28: "Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers."

Hey, under capitalism, that's what happens when the local cocksuckers can't keep up with the workload

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 15, 2016 08:03 PM (rznWS)

88 hillary pic on drudge...eyes looking in opposite direction...how does she do that ??

Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 08:03 PM (c6/9Q)

89 Trump's test for muslims is brilliant!
---
From what I read of it, half of the voters of this country couldn't pass it.

Posted by: Your betters in congress 'earning' our contributions at August 15, 2016 08:03 PM (3Liv/)

90 Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers.

Liberals, doing the cocksucking Conservatives won't do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 08:04 PM (rwI+c)

91 hillary pic on drudge...eyes looking in opposite direction...how does she do that ??
Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 08:03 PM (c6/9Q)

Marty Feldman syndrome?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:04 PM (JbgDR)

92 >> Allah's thoughts on Trump's foreign policy speech today.

Contra Allah, I'm for the original Muslim ban. It wasn't "wildly overbroad."

If we cannot exclude as immigrants people who subscribe to a belief system in which apostates are to be killed and which rejects our principles of free speech when it comes to their prophet, to take just a couple of examples, then is it possible to say that America stands for anything at all?

Or is America now nothing more than a geographic location to which anyone from anywhere in the world who believes anything at all can come and colonize?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (PL2OL)

93 Ignore Drudge! My blood is iron poor. Just need my hourly elixir of vodka and Vitameatavegamin!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (7zkP4)

94 "From what I read of it, half of the voters of this country couldn't pass it."

We deal with them next.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (iIzG7)

95 Rejoice, comrades! I shall increase the beet ration for everyone!
Posted by: Empress Hillary I at August 15, 2016 08:00 PM (rznWS)
.............

I'll have a hamburger with everything on it.
No meat?
No buns?
OK just give me the beet.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

96 People, Suckers of Cock.

Please.

Let's keep this a classy establishment.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (c1srJ)

97 @47:"Is no one gonna comment as Amy Schumer??"

Mmmmf mmmmmf is fmmmmf omffff fmmmmmf!

Posted by: Amy Schumer inhaling 37 Boston Creme Pies and the cream of 37 Boston guys at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (rznWS)

98 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (wYnyS)

99 "Marty Feldman syndrome?"

"She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes".

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (iIzG7)

100
85 None, because Bosphorous is only available by prescription.

Side effects include dry mouth, difficulty swallowing, painful urination and sudden death.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 08:02 PM (rwI+c)


That doesn't sound so bad....the first ones free.

Posted by: Bosporous Pusher at August 15, 2016 08:06 PM (cjdxs)

101 88
hillary pic on drudge...eyes looking in opposite direction...how does she do that ??


Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 08:03 PM (c6/9Q)

Inherent trait.

Posted by: Lizard at August 15, 2016 08:06 PM (ld027)

102 Leftists keep running down their state then they move to the next.
Wash, rinse then repeat

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2016 08:06 PM (bksJQ)

103 >>"Marty Feldman syndrome?


Isn't that Graves?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 08:06 PM (c1srJ)

104 I really like Trump saying that Hillary wants to be the U.S.A Angela Merkel. But I'm not sure if any LIVs know how German quality of life has degraded with all the *immigrants* Merkel has ushered in; nor of the disdain Merkel has shown to average Germans.

Posted by: Palerider at August 15, 2016 08:06 PM (dkExz)

105 "Marty Feldman syndrome?"

"She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes".
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (iIzG7)

Come again

Posted by: Abi Normal at August 15, 2016 08:07 PM (zp+j1)

106 @66: "If Blue State residents are so prosperous, why do they keep migrating to the Red States?"

It's not migration, it's conquest.

Posted by: Blue Stater at August 15, 2016 08:07 PM (rznWS)

107 "If Blue State residents are so prosperous, why do they keep migrating to the Red States?"

Locusts gotta locust.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 08:08 PM (iIzG7)

108 So

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 08:08 PM (zp+j1)

109 @71: "Which states have the largest middle class populations?"

Yeah, great - paint a BIGGER target on our backs. That'll help.

Posted by: The Middle Class at August 15, 2016 08:08 PM (rznWS)

110 >>>Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers.<<<



San Francisco cocksuckahs?!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 15, 2016 08:08 PM (H9MG5)

111 Well if it's so obvious that the Red states bring down the Blue States, as the song says, please release me (us) let me (us) go.

Where are all the cities located that are going bankrupt or have required bail outs?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 08:09 PM (MNgU2)

112 Marty Feldman syndrome?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:04 PM (JbgDR)

What hump?

Posted by: Eye-Gore at August 15, 2016 08:10 PM (8iiMU)

113
hillary pic on drudge...eyes looking in opposite direction...how does she do that ??

She may have a glass eye like Peter Falk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

114 Marty Feldman syndrome?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:04 PM (JbgDR)

What hump?
Posted by: Eye-Gore

Someone say Hump?

Posted by: Al Gore at August 15, 2016 08:10 PM (xhqXI)

115 We need EXTREME vetting of people from blue states who want to move to red states! I'm talking EXTREME, folks! EX-TREME!

Posted by: Donald Trump in a federalist mood at August 15, 2016 08:11 PM (PL2OL)

116 San Francisco cocksuckahs?!


Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 15, 2016 08:08 PM (H9MG5)

*Big* San Fransisco Cocksuckahs.

Posted by: Johnny at August 15, 2016 08:11 PM (ld027)

117 You rang?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 15, 2016 08:11 PM (8iiMU)

118 hillary pic on drudge...eyes looking in opposite direction...how does she do that ??
............

It's a complicated combination of demon alcohol, blood thinners, and horse tranquilizers.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 08:12 PM (HgMAr)

119 >>>hillary pic on drudge...eyes looking in opposite direction...how does she do that ??



She may have a glass eye like Peter Falk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:10 PM (IqV8l)<<<

I've never noticed that.

Posted by: Sandy Duncan at August 15, 2016 08:12 PM (H9MG5)

120 Marty Feldman syndrome?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:04 PM (JbgDR)
"She's got Marty Feldman eyes"
-Kim Carnes

Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 08:12 PM (c6/9Q)

121 She may have a glass eye like Peter Falk.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:10 PM (IqV8l)<<<

I've never noticed that.


Posted by: Sandy Duncan at August 15, 2016 08:12 PM (H9MG5)

Me either.

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:13 PM (8iiMU)

122
in b4 Colombo?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 08:13 PM (hS3+Z)

123 Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers.



San Francisco cocksuckahs?!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 15, 2016 08:14 PM (0mRoj)

124 in b4 Colombo?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's

I don't know what you see in this type of humor.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 15, 2016 08:14 PM (4Pkdw)

125 It's so obvious that completely open borders, unlimited welfare, increased chocolate rations, and abrogation of the Constitution are really in the best interests of we the proles! I'm surprised that the progressives are letting us know what they intend to do to for us!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:14 PM (wYnyS)

126 I'm keeping my eye out for Hillary!

Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:15 PM (7zkP4)

127 Maybe she could pop that glass eye out during her next speech and wipe it with a cloth.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 08:15 PM (HgMAr)

128 >>>Hey, under capitalism, that's what happens when the local cocksuckers can't keep up with the workload<<<

Thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2016 08:15 PM (HVQlX)

129 Blue States are prosperous?

Michigan called to say that "In Like Flint" doesn't have the same panache that it did in James Coburn's better days.

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 08:15 PM (iIzG7)

130 >>>I don't know what you see in this type of humor.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 15, 2016 08:14 PM (4Pkdw)<<<

Type louder, I can't hear you.

Posted by: zombie Helen Keller at August 15, 2016 08:16 PM (H9MG5)

131 I don't know what you see in this type of humor.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 15, 2016 08:14 PM (4Pkdw)

Me either.

Posted by: Ray Charles at August 15, 2016 08:17 PM (8iiMU)

132 some people can be prosperous wherever they are and some people can be destitute no matter what you do for them

Posted by: nckate at August 15, 2016 08:17 PM (968UG)

133 >>>Marty Feldman syndrome?

>>>Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:04 PM (JbgDR)

"She's got Marty Feldman eyes"
-Kim Carnes

Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 08:12 PM (c6/9Q)


Shrillary is just doing her iguana act. There must have been an inguana in the audience so Shrillary couldn't help herself from just launching into her reptilian stump speech.

To be fair, Shrillary does a better iguana than she does black. I think she should hire that Mao-lover, Anita Dunn with the tongue ... They would be quite the formidable pair on stage, when it comes to appealing to reptiles.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2016 08:17 PM (zc3Db)

134 Ok...I have read Allah's opinion and as he typically does he makes a lot out of small things and trivializes the important.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:17 PM (KhJh8)

135 Marty Feldman syndrome?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:04 PM (JbgDR)

What hump?
Posted by: Eye-Gore

Maybe she has had too much Sedagive....

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (JbgDR)

136 Type louder, I can't hear you.
Posted by: zombie Helen Keller

Ats nut unney!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (xhqXI)

137 Define, "Prosperous."

Everyone can get a Hand-Up.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (P/kVC)

138 I think a better question is not about states but about cities vs rural areas. City after city is drowning in liberal BS.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2016 08:19 PM (0tfLf)

139 *BOOM!*BOOM!*BOOM!*

I told you kids to stay out of here!

Posted by: zombie ray charles at August 15, 2016 08:19 PM (x3uSY)

140 Everyone can get a Hand-Up.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (P/kVC)

Did someone say 'handout'?

Posted by: free shit army at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (8iiMU)

141 >> Montana is fucked up because it's filling up with out-of-state cocksuckers.

Don't they know we're hiring?

Posted by: New Cock-sucking Coffee Shop in London at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (PL2OL)

142 Everyone can get a Hand-Up.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

But enough about ladies' skirts...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (xhqXI)

143 Maybe she's related to Jack Elam? She's looking more and more like him every day.

Posted by: Chi at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (RQHz9)

144 Sometimes I imagine what fun it would be to convince the Dem voting bloc that the U.S. needs to jettison the red states sucking away more federal money than they generate and blocking progress.

Wouldn't it be fun to have SJWs demanding that the confederate states + OK and maybe (KS,NE,WY, and UT) should have to go off on their own and stop dragging the country down?

Posted by: Palerider at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (dkExz)

145 Define, "Prosperous."

Everyone can get a Hand-Up.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (P/kVC)



In a Prosperous economy everyone can get a job!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (wYnyS)

146 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2016 08:17 PM (zc3Db)

ah, science

Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (c6/9Q)

147 Maybe she's related to Jack Elam? She's looking more and more like him every day.

Posted by: Chi at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (RQHz9)

Jabbed in the eye w/a pencil?

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2016 08:21 PM (9RGU3)

148 Whenever libs bring up this "statistic", I ask them if it means they are finally admitting that Democrats are the party of the rich. Shuts them right up.

Posted by: at at at at at August 15, 2016 08:21 PM (EdXI9)

149 >>>Ats nut unney!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (xhqXI)<<<
**up, down, cross my heart, muscle flex, swirly crazy head, cut-it-out, chicken dance, number 1**

Posted by: Mandela funeral sign language guy at August 15, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5)

150

ONE TIME AT PROSPERITY CAMP IDI AMIN AND I WERE WERE WORKING ON REDISTRIBUTING THE FREE FERTILIZER DONATED BY ALL THE CAMP MEMBERS, AND A WASP FLIES RIGHT UP IDI'S LEFT NOSTRIL.

HE'S LEFT HANDED SO THAT SIDE IS THE BIGGER HOLE. TRUE FACT.

ANYWAY, IDI STARTS RUNNING AROUND YELLING AND I FIGURED I COULD SMOTHER THE LITTLE WINGED HITLER SO I GRABBED A BIG HANDFUL OF POO, ER, FERTILIZER AND SHOVED IT RIGHT UP IDI'S NOSE. BOTH SIDES.

HE REALIZES I JUST SHOVED POO, ER, FERTILIZER UP HIS NOSE AND GRABS ME AND STICKS ME HEAD FIRST RIGHT IN A BARREL OF THE SHITE.

WELL I WASN'T BEST PLEASED SO I POURED A BUCKET OVER HIS HEAD ADDED SOME DIESEL AND SET HIM ON FIRE.

THATS WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED.

WE NEVER DID GET THE FLYING WASP NAZI OUT OF HIM. IT APPARENTLY LAID EGGS UP IN THERE AND THE LARVAE ATE THEIR WAY UP INTO HIS BRAIN. BUT THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY...

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MASSIVE HANGOVER at August 15, 2016 08:23 PM (Za1Oq)

151 Ats nut unney!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (xhqXI)
................

Wut? Ah cannart unnersthan yoo.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at August 15, 2016 08:23 PM (HgMAr)

152 now, who is the eye doctor who fixed Harry Reid...eye ?

Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 08:23 PM (c6/9Q)

153 145 Define, "Prosperous."

Everyone can get a Hand-Up.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (P/kVC)


In a Prosperous economy everyone can get a job!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:20 PM (wYnyS)

Can I split the difference and get a handjob?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

154 >>>Everyone can get a Hand-Up.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (P/kVC)<<<

**sadface**

Posted by: zombie Mike Brown at August 15, 2016 08:23 PM (H9MG5)

155 >>>Ats nut unney!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (xhqXI)

**up, down, cross my heart, muscle flex, swirly crazy head, cut-it-out, chicken dance, number 1**

Posted by: Mandela funeral sign language guy at August 15, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5)


Peregruzka!!

Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at August 15, 2016 08:24 PM (zc3Db)

156 This can't be right. Why California has so much extra money they are building a high-speed railroad from Nowhere to Nowheresville. So they wouldn't be able to do that if they weren't just rolling in the dough.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2016 08:24 PM (CFc5L)

157 Can I split the difference and get a handjob?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 08:23 PM (0mRoj)


The only kind of job that you (almost) never get tired of!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:25 PM (wYnyS)

158 This can't be right. Why California has so much extra money they are building a high-speed railroad from Nowhere to Nowheresville.


I wouldn't exactly call Fresno "Nowheresville." It's the Gateway to Modesto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)

159 I'm looking at YOU!


... and you, too.

Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at August 15, 2016 08:26 PM (zc3Db)

160 Ats nut unney!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 15, 2016 08:18 PM (xhqXI)

Relax sweetheart. I'd still give you the screen door/hurricane treatment.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 15, 2016 08:26 PM (heN73)

161 This can't be right. Why California has so much extra money they are building a high-speed railroad from Nowhere to Nowheresville. So they wouldn't be able to do that if they weren't just rolling in the dough.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2016 08:24 PM (CFc5L)



The CA State Treasurer just said everything is fine, he still has checks in the State's checkbook!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:26 PM (wYnyS)

162 I once spent a week in Fresno and it only took two nights.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 15, 2016 08:27 PM (8ZskC)

163
I wouldn't exactly call Fresno "Nowheresville." It's the Gateway to Modesto.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2016 08:26 PM (8ZskC)

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2016 08:28 PM (CFc5L)

164 No homeless people either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2016 07:57 PM (8ZskC)

You are only qualified as homeless if have a buyers agent, actively viewing at least two homes each week, and 20% cash for down payment. Otherwise you are deemed not really looking for a home.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2016 08:28 PM (P/kVC)

165 The CA State Treasurer just said everything is fine, he still has checks in the State's checkbook!

California's "Treasury" is the result of some creative bookkeeping that would make a televangelist blush. Like Bogie said: "I got twenty years for a better set of books than these."

Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 08:28 PM (iIzG7)

166 Can I split the difference and get a handjob?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 08:23 PM (0mRoj)

We don't have tie to stop at Starbucks.

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 08:29 PM (7qAYi)

167 Define, "Prosperous."
.............

a vital plant nutrient, used in fertilizers and the manufacture of safety matches.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2016 08:30 PM (HgMAr)

168 Here is the foreign and trade policy views of the Bush/Romney wing of the GOP:

1. Punish Russia
2. Stop Terrorists
3. Terror is not Islamic Related
4. Bring Democracy to the Middle East
5. Stop Chinese Aggression in the Pacific
6. Sign a big trade deal with China
7. Open the country up to all immigrants no matter their political or religious views. No tests needed.
8. The world is a dangerous place with lots of crazy people so we need to be everywhere to stop evil doers.
9. We must not spy on certain people because of religion or political views because that is racist.
10. We must spy on all Americans because some are crazy.


That was the old GOP foreign policy. You notice some of the strategy flaws, contradictions, etc. These are the same people who are critical of Trump's foreign policy saying it is unsophisticated and whatever...

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:30 PM (KhJh8)

169 Why California has so much extra money they are building a high-speed railroad from Nowhere to Nowheresville.

monorail .. Monorail .. MONORAIL

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)

170 >>monorail .. Monorail .. MONORAIL


On second thought, Monorail sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.

Posted by: Lyle Langely at August 15, 2016 08:33 PM (c1srJ)

171 132: some people can be prosperous wherever they are and some people can be destitute no matter what you do for them

Posted by: nckate
________

A long-held belief of mine was once articulated so well in an AoSHQ comment thread:

Broke is a financial condition. Poor is a mental condition.

(I paraphrased it. I wish I could remember the exact words and who said it.)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 15, 2016 08:33 PM (lhvb+)

172 170 >>monorail .. Monorail .. MONORAIL


On second thought, Monorail sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.
Posted by: Lyle Langely at August 15, 2016 08:33 PM (c1srJ)

What about us brain-dead slobs?

Posted by: Barney Gumble at August 15, 2016 08:34 PM (7qAYi)

173 monorail .. Monorail .. MONORAIL
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)

--------------------------------------------------

Just wait until some one tells them about the Bi-rail and Tri-rail...think of all tax dollars they could spend on that!

Of course the nowhere to Nowheresville part would not change.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:34 PM (KhJh8)

174 I saw in the elevator a news blurb that 2/3 of Americans think college should be free for all. We are anation of John Blutarskys.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 15, 2016 08:34 PM (Xi3uv)

****

Awesome. At that point it will be worth exactly you paid for it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 08:36 PM (KcI5m)

175 Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:30 PM (KhJh


You obviously don't understand the finer points of nuanced diplomacy!


/sarc

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:36 PM (wYnyS)

176 Has the prosperous Illinois got enough cash in the bank to pay off lottery winners yet?

Posted by: Willy J. at August 15, 2016 08:36 PM (BZey7)

177 I've been to,d by lefties that some of the reddest states get the most largesse from the gubmint.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2016 08:36 PM (fA75F)

178 Still banned?

Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:37 PM (JvqjC)

179 Wow. Unbanned

Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:37 PM (JvqjC)

180 We need more immigration because there are some cocks that Americans won't suck!

Cocksucking doesn't stop at the Rio Grande!

Posted by: George W. Bush at August 15, 2016 08:37 PM (PL2OL)

181 You probably all know that all the real wealth in the country is probably in a circle of about a 50 mile radius of Washington, DC....that's where the jobs, and money really is....

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2016 08:37 PM (tVUA+)

182 178 You were banned?I was out for about a week.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2016 08:37 PM (fA75F)

183 Screw that...no need for a Monorail...

California should build Zeppelins! Lots of Hydrogen filled Zeppelins. Sounds something Mayor Quimby would be down for.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:38 PM (KhJh8)

184 We are prosperous.

Posted by: The State of Peruvia at August 15, 2016 08:38 PM (Tyii7)

185 I've been to,d by lefties that some of the reddest states get the most largesse from the gubmint.
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2016 08:36 PM (fA75F)

*****

Sure, because they include military bases and defense contractors in their definition.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 08:38 PM (KcI5m)

186 Just wait until some one tells them about the Bi-rail and Tri-rail...think of all tax dollars they could spend on that!


Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:34 PM (KhJh

What about transgendered-rail? H8ters!

Posted by: xer, or xi, or whatever at August 15, 2016 08:38 PM (8iiMU)

187 montana is just as much mine as yours.
i'll fight you for it.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (G2udK)

188 Huge flock of terrorists released from GITMO. Biggest to date. More to come

Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (JvqjC)

189 "You might also want to read Allah's thoughts on Trump's foreign policy speech today."

I quit paying attention to anything from any of the _Warm Flatus_ crew after Poppin' Fresh started banhammering people for using badthink words such as "secession".

Posted by: torquewrench at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (noWW6)

190 California, which is by the way a lovely place, has the highest adjusted, i.e., real poverty rate in the US. By far. The next state isn't even close.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 15, 2016 08:40 PM (ozZau)

191
So you would support an American President demanding
that press outlets fire people he dislikes and threatening them with
the loss of access?

Posted by: person


Hyperbole.

But what about Trump's plan to nuke mexico?

Horseshit.


What else you got?



Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 08:40 PM (zu88C)

192 I would like to have seen Montana.

Posted by: zombie Vasili Borodin at August 15, 2016 08:40 PM (H9MG5)

193
I saw in the elevator a news blurb that 2/3 of Americans think college should be free for all. We are anation of John Blutarskys.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 15, 2016 08:34 PM


The elevator has a telescreen?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:40 PM (IqV8l)

194 My dad always told me the money was in monorails, I didn't listen to him just that once.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2016 08:40 PM (tVUA+)

195 >> Huge flock of terrorists released from GITMO. Biggest to date. More to come


Obama stands with islam.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 08:41 PM (c1srJ)

196 I quit paying attention to anything from any of the _Warm Flatus_ crew after Poppin' Fresh started banhammering people for using badthink words such as "secession".
Posted by: torquewrench at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (noWW6)

*****

*raises hand*

Came here from there before the '12 election.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 08:41 PM (KcI5m)

197 The ny times article says Mass is only 11% more expensive than Texas. Ugh yeah I guess if you exclude Boston from the calculation.....maybe. A $300k house in Houston or Dallas is $1M in Boston. But yeah 11%....

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 15, 2016 08:41 PM (kfFTe)

198 As a certain parody of that lefty anthem goes:

This land is my land, it ain't your land
I got a shotgun, and you don't got none.
If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off
This land was made just for me

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 08:41 PM (DW+jj)

199 Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:34 PM (KhJh

What about transgendered-rail? H8ters!

---------------------------------------------------------------

Just think of some of the names for the engines..and cabooses.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:41 PM (KhJh8)

200 monorail .. Monorail .. MONORAIL


mendelbaum! Mendelbaum! MENDELBAUM!

Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 08:42 PM (zu88C)

201 I quit paying attention to anything from any of the _Warm Flatus_ crew after Poppin' Fresh started banhammering people for using badthink words such as "secession".
Posted by: torquewrench at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (noWW6)

I saw a bumper sticker today that said YES WE CAN---SECEDE

I also saw my very first Trump and Hillary stickers, one of each. And it wasn't a "Hillary For Prison 2016" sticker for a change.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 15, 2016 08:42 PM (ozZau)

202 Just wait until some one tells them about the Bi-rail and Tri-rail...think of all tax dollars they could spend on that!

...

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:34 PM (KhJh



Nah, they already did the analysis and decided a mono-rail will cost half of what a bi-rail would cost. But since they didn't want to appear too flaky, they didn't publish the tri-rail comparison!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:43 PM (wYnyS)

203 Just think of some of the names for the engines..and cabooses.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:41 PM (KhJh

Cleveland Steamer Express
Red Back End


Posted by: xer, or xi, or whatever at August 15, 2016 08:43 PM (8iiMU)

204 Hillary is doing her best to morph into an onion, apparently.

She's so fucking ill and it's so obvious.

Her exercise regime consists of:

1) Falling
2) Convulsing

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2016 08:43 PM (4ErVI)

205 Huge flock of terrorists released from GITMO. Biggest to date. More to come
Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (JvqjC)

He has less than 90 days to find homes for all his shelter pets at Gitmo. I'm surprised Obama isn't asking for foster homes for these guys.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 15, 2016 08:44 PM (JbgDR)

206 183 Screw that...no need for a Monorail...

California should build Zeppelins! Lots of Hydrogen filled Zeppelins. Sounds something Mayor Quimby would be down for.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:38 PM (KhJh

---------------------------------------------------------------

I forgot we don't need Zeppelins with with Hydrogen, but Blimps...lots of Bimps with Helium. After all the Federal government still keeps a reserve of this critical resource.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Helium_Reserve

Posted by: William Eaton at August 15, 2016 08:44 PM (KhJh8)

207 Oh. Only banned on ipad

Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:44 PM (JvqjC)

208 Huge flock of terrorists released from GITMO. Biggest to date. More to come

Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (JvqjC)



BUT, they were all thoroughly vetted!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 08:45 PM (wYnyS)

209 Genuine bona fide electrified six-car monorail!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 08:45 PM (0mRoj)

210 I think Hillary is prone to seizures. I wonder if it would be possible to induce one. Flash some lights at the right frequency when she's speaking and see if you can get her to convulse.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 08:45 PM (DW+jj)

211 I'd like to see these studies done not state by state but congressional district by congressional district. Youd have blue CDs near the top of course. But then you'd have Ed CDs in the middle and blue state shithole CDs at the bottom.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 15, 2016 08:46 PM (kfFTe)

212 Oh. Only banned on ipad>>>

Is Pixy allergic to Ap-ples?

Posted by: Willy J. at August 15, 2016 08:46 PM (BZey7)

213 RE: Trump and immigration.

Has anyone proposed putting the burden of proof on the foreigners to prove "beyond a reasonable doubt" that they aren't terrorists or sharia shills before we let them in here or, may I be so brazen, that they are who they say they are?

"Sorry. Not enough. Next case."

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 15, 2016 08:46 PM (hKi6n)

214 So here in Commiefornia we've got Googappletwitface, hooray.

We're _leading edge technology innovators_, don't you know.

We've also got a hole in the public sector pension piggy bank that's roughly a trillion dollars in size. CALPERS in this last fiscal year missed their actuarially determined yearly investment return target, necessary to pay everything they have undertaken to pay pensionwise. That's nothing new. They've missed their return target for twenty years straight.

It's going to take a whole lot of Googappletwitface money to fill in that hole. But, the dirty little secret about Googappletwitface is that they really don't pay as much in taxes as you would imagine they should, given their enormous size, power and wealth. They've got a whole rabbit warren of clever tax dodges both at the corporate level and for their top executives.

Also, you can't run an entire state economy on Googappletwitface. You need small and medium size enterprises to employ the considerable number of people who aren't technologically cutting edge in their skills. But SMEs are fleeing this state at a record clip.

So what the tech industry is providing is Potemkin prosperity. Nothing more.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (noWW6)

215 210 I think Hillary is prone to seizures. I wonder if it would be possible to induce one. Flash some lights at the right frequency when she's speaking and see if you can get her to convulse.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 08:45 PM (DW+jj)


Or loud noise. Some have suggested doing just that in an effort to get her to have a fit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

216 I also saw my very first Trump and Hillary stickers, one of each. And it wasn't a "Hillary For Prison 2016" sticker for a change.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 15, 2016 08:42 PM (ozZau)
---------

I saw my first - and only - Clinton + Kaine sticker over the weekend. Considering I live in Libsville, VA I'm very surprised I haven't seen more.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (805dc)

217 Four more batches of 15. Then GITMO will be empty

Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (JvqjC)

218 Has Trump started putting Mexicans in boxcars yet?

Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (zu88C)

219 Huge flock of terrorists released from GITMO. Biggest to date. More to come


#TheyWereGoodBoys.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 15, 2016 08:48 PM (Tyii7)

220 The elevator has a telescreen?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:40 PM (IqV8l)

Gas pump does....shows Jimmy Fallon clips....and weather.

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2016 08:48 PM (9RGU3)

221 Huge flock of terrorists released from GITMO. Biggest to date. More to come

Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:39 PM (JvqjC)

Any word from Juan McShitty and his sidekick Lindsey Graham; shee of the buttdart clan? I thought not.

Anything from teh Crooooooooz? No!?

Anything from ANYbody in the GOP or the GOPe?

I suspected as much.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 15, 2016 08:48 PM (qbnYE)

222 RE: Gitmo detainees.

Why not just put them on leaky boata off Cyprus and let Angela deal with it.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 15, 2016 08:48 PM (hKi6n)

223 Going to Montana soon,
Going to be a dental floss tycoon.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at August 15, 2016 08:49 PM (3GFMN)

224
I quit paying attention to anything from any of the _Warm Flatus_ crew after Poppin' Fresh started banhammering people for using badthink words such as "secession".
Posted by: torquewrench



Oct 2012. When just before the election, Sen. Harry Reid was involved in an auto accident, or one should probably say "auto accident" with that perv, and Ed demanded everyone get down on their sin-ridden knees and pray for the health and safe deliverance of the Searchlight Strangler.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 08:49 PM (kdS6q)

225 As you from crimes would pardoned be
Let your indulgence set me free

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 15, 2016 08:49 PM (U0lQa)

226 The Bay Area is "rich" on paper sure. Lots of people make a lot of money. But so what? If I make $200K but a 1 bedroom apt costs $4k a month and I pay $25k in state taxes,I'm no better off than making $125k in flyover country. That's why these "which states are the richest" studies are total bullshit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 15, 2016 08:49 PM (kfFTe)

227 Here's my test for potential immigration or visa entry. One of them. There some device, then name I can't remember but it's a funky sounding thing, which measures sexual arousal. Anyway, hook 'em up to that. Then show them a picture of a goat's ass. If it turns them on, out they go.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 08:50 PM (DW+jj)

228


*poot*









'scuse me

Posted by: GOPe at August 15, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)

229
I saw my first - and only - Clinton + Kaine sticker over the weekend. Considering I live in Libsville, VA I'm very surprised I haven't seen more.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (805dc)
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I've been peeling them off of cars around town for you.

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 08:51 PM (Sfs6o)

230
Has Trump started putting Mexicans in boxcars yet?
Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM


Use Bock's car.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bockscar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 08:52 PM (IqV8l)

231 My sister's going to Montana. I have to watch her kitten. I don't know why I think you should care about that. Riesling.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 08:52 PM (dFi94)

232 224
I quit paying attention to anything from any of the _Warm Flatus_ crew after Poppin' Fresh started banhammering people for using badthink words such as "secession".
Posted by: torquewrench



Oct 2012. When just before the election, Sen. Harry Reid was involved in an auto accident, or one should probably say "auto accident" with that perv, and Ed demanded everyone get down on their sin-ridden knees and pray for the health and safe deliverance of the Searchlight Strangler.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 08:49 PM (kdS6q)


They might as well rename themselves HillaryAir and make it official.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 15, 2016 08:52 PM (kfFTe)

233 Are we talking earn me posperous or gimmie prosperous?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 15, 2016 08:52 PM (ocw+t)

234
Anything from teh Crooooooooz? No!?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead



The last time The Canadian tweeted anything about "Hillary" or "Clinton"?

July 20th. Almost a month ago.

Vote your Conscious!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 08:52 PM (kdS6q)

235 Weasel! Ha ha, thanks!

How was your competition?

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 08:53 PM (805dc)

236 Nothing worse than pumping gas and having a TV screen yelling something at you...at least in New Jersey you don't have to get out of your car and see that sh*t....and all the jobs those gas stations create...should outlaw self service everywhere, think of all the jobs that would be created at $15.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2016 08:53 PM (tVUA+)

237 Publius, that would be the Penile Plethysmograph

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at August 15, 2016 08:54 PM (hKi6n)

238 >>>231 My sister's going to Montana. I have to watch her kitten.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 08:52 PM (dFi94)

Watch her do what?

Posted by: Inquisitive Being at August 15, 2016 08:54 PM (3GFMN)

239 Pennsylvania Attorney General is guilty of leaking grand jury testimony and lying under oath.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 15, 2016 08:54 PM (e8kgV)

240 They might as well rename themselves HillaryAir and make it official.

Posted by: #neverskankles

HillaryAir, smells like bourbon and soiled Depends. The kids'll love it.

Posted by: Glade at August 15, 2016 08:55 PM (xhqXI)

241 Watch her do what?

Posted by: Inquisitive Being at August 15, 2016 08:54 PM (3GFMN)
================================================

Good question. What do kittens do besides claw up your draperies?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 08:55 PM (dFi94)

242 Nothing worse than pumping gas and having a TV screen yelling something
at you...at least in New Jersey you don't have to get out of your car
and see that sh*t....and all the jobs those gas stations create...should
outlaw self service everywhere, think of all the jobs that would be
created at $15.>>>

That is brilliant. Get Congress on it right away.

Posted by: Robot Pump Jockey Inventor at August 15, 2016 08:56 PM (BZey7)

243
But, that was just one single mention.

Before that? April 28th.

Yes, Ted is just so concerned about her wining.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 08:56 PM (kdS6q)

244 You're Welcome!

It was fun, but I didn't shoot in all of the individual matches this time so I wasn't competitive in the aggregate scoring. The World Championships are at this range next year so this was one in a series of practice trips. Hotter than a firecracker, but it's hard to have a bad day on a rifle range!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)

245 217 Four more batches of 15. Then GITMO will be empty
Posted by: ThunderB at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (JvqjC)



I could empty out Gitmo in no time at all.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 08:56 PM (SRKgf)

246 Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2016 08:53 PM (tVUA+)


When I was in HS, I had a part-time job @ a Hess station....self-serv hadn't been invented then.

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2016 08:56 PM (9RGU3)

247 When I was in HS, I had a part-time job @ a Hess station....self-serv hadn't been invented then.
Posted by: BignJames

The thing about working at a Hess station: the overnight shifts are so Goering.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 08:58 PM (xhqXI)

248 Weasel, sounds like you had a good run. So you'll be at the World Championships next year?

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 08:58 PM (805dc)

249 I saw a Cliton( that's not a typo)/Cane tshirt with a jackass on it....in it too!

Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, sexist, bitter clinger, Moron in TEXIT! at August 15, 2016 08:58 PM (xVgrA)

250 We discovered a gas station near our new home that does full service on Sundays, including washing your windows. The young man was so nice, I think I should tip him next time.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 08:59 PM (dFi94)

251 236 Nothing worse than pumping gas and having a TV screen yelling something at you...at least in New Jersey you don't have to get out of your car and see that sh*t....and all the jobs those gas stations create...should outlaw self service everywhere, think of all the jobs that would be created at $15.
Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2016 08:53 PM (tVUA+)



I agree. I HATE that shit. Is there no place free from a TV screen? No place at all?

OT: you mentioned HBO's "Second Civil War" on another thread. Is it worth watching?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

252 209 Genuine bona fide electrified six-car monorail!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2016 08:45 PM (0mRoj)


Or a genuine old fashioned steam powered aereoplane.

Posted by: zombie John Hartford at August 15, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

253 Pennsylvania Attorney General is guilty of leaking grand jury testimony and lying under oath.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 15, 2016 08:54 PM (e8kgV)



Those damn Republicans have absolutely no respect for the law!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 09:00 PM (wYnyS)

254 @227, publius

"Penile Plethysmograph", q.v.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 15, 2016 09:00 PM (kP16F)

255 You know. Kindness covers a multitude of sins.


I am also going to put the wine away now. In a minute.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:00 PM (dFi94)

256 I am also going to put the wine away now. In a minute.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:00 PM (dFi94)



Moving to spirits?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf)

257 >> Publius, that would be the Penile Plethysmograph

Thank you sir. I was wondering what the one was for the womyns (pure scientific curiosity, mind you). That seems to be the photoplethysmograph, and there is both a vaginal and clitoral version.

The former is apparently not accurate, but the latter is.

There is also something dubbed a labial thermistor clip that is used in this field.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 09:01 PM (DW+jj)

258
Good evening, all.

Weird dimension I'm in. I've cut off the last link sites I used to read headlines at. So I'm down to ACE, otherwise no content, no headlines, nothing -- oh, except Rush, but unfortunately he keeps playing clips of Hillary and Obama. Plus, my office cut off ace commenting so I go all day with my nose to the grindstone.

I'm in the lofovo zone. All I know is that Hillary and Trump are still running. I'm ready for my Jesse Watters girl-on-the-boardwalk interview.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 15, 2016 09:01 PM (5o5ek)

259 The thing about working at a Hess station: the overnight shifts are so Goering.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 08:58 PM (xhqXI)

You see some interesting stuff....people...young couples...just stopping to borrow the restroom.

Posted by: BignJames at August 15, 2016 09:03 PM (9RGU3)

260
But of course, Cruz's tweet of April 28th was actually an attack against Trump that mentioned Hillay.

Last time Ted mentioned Hillary alone? April 13th.

Over 4 months ago.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 09:03 PM (kdS6q)

261 Moving to spirits?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf)
===============================================

I wish, Son and fiance were home a few weeks ago. Cleaned me right out. Not the fiance. She's a treasure. Son on the other hand is a mooching lush.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:03 PM (dFi94)

262 248 Yep, Ottawa is hosting the big enchilada world championships in 2017 and I will be there with about 300 other dangerous lunatic deviant long range shooters. It's getting to the end of a loooooong shooting season now, and I'm pretty tired, so I'm looking forward to some time at work to get a little rest!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:04 PM (Sfs6o)

263 Grammie, I thought Riesling was the kitten's name.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 09:04 PM (805dc)

264 @237, Mr. Barky beat me to the punch!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 15, 2016 09:05 PM (kP16F)

265 "Penile Plethysmograph", q.v.

-
aka the Peter meter

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 15, 2016 09:05 PM (Nwg0u)

266 California's not prosperous, you say?

That has something to do with being a one party, socialist state, you say?

No Sh!t, I say!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2016 09:06 PM (EZebt)

267
Grammie, I thought Riesling was the kitten's name.





Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 09:04 PM (805dc)
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Gee. I never thought to ask its name. Maybe I'll call it Riesling for the week. What could it hurt. Maybe I'll bring it in to the vet and have it spayed while I'm at it. Or neutered. I don't remember if it's a boy or a girl. Oughta be fixed regardless. I am nothing if not conscientious.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:07 PM (dFi94)

268 One should be able to convict the Surgeon General of Pennsylvania of SOMETHING!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 15, 2016 09:07 PM (kP16F)

269 "...some people can be prosperous wherever they are "

This is so true, I have known a handful of people that have made fortunes, lost them, made another, lost that, etc.

Now they live in a trailer park in Brisbane, but that's besides the point.

Posted by: navybrat at August 15, 2016 09:08 PM (w7KSn)

270 One should be able to convict the Surgeon General of Pennsylvania of SOMETHING!

-
Pennsylvenality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 15, 2016 09:09 PM (Nwg0u)

271 Now they live in a trailer park in Brisbane, but that's besides the point.

Posted by: navybrat at August 15, 2016 09:08 PM (w7KSn)
=================================================

That can be nice too. Being prosperous to me means being content with what you have.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)

272 Weasel, you must be hot stuff with the rifle. Glad your season is winding up so you can get some rest.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 09:11 PM (805dc)

273 The last time The Canadian tweeted anything about "Hillary" or "Clinton"?
July 20th. Almost a month ago.
Vote your Conscious!


I'm so embarrassed I voted for that 'Vote For Couscous' H1B booster. I'm just glad I didn't insult the Trump voters here at the time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2016 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

274 Mary: You've been to Nepal?

Pat Healy: Not in months, I don't know why I bought the damn place.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)

275 Damn, Hillary on Drudge looks like she's running a quart low on fresh virgin blood

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2016 09:14 PM (6FqZa)

276 jumping to the bottom again

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:14 PM (QOz6J)

277

Posted by: navybrat at August 15, 2016 09:08 PM (w7KSn)
=================================================

That can be nice too. Being prosperous to me means being content with what you have.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)
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Hear, hear.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 09:14 PM (805dc)

278 Y'all need to be charging Ted rent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 09:14 PM (rwI+c)

279 The thing I always find funny about leftists talking up how much more prosperous their coastal states are is that it never occurs to them that the states they're talking about are states that have been economic power houses since well before Reagan or Nixon won their respective landslides where they won 49 states in the electoral college. They also have a very out of date conception of the South, that hasn't been true since residential air conditioning was invented.

Since the coastal blue states vs flyover red states dichotomy has existed, those Democrat states have been stagnant, thriving (to the extent they do) on wealth acquired by their predecessors, and the fact that would it be too inconvenient for industries from the early and mid-20th centuries, like Hollywood and Silicon Valley, to pack up and move to Texas once they've built their respective industry towns. In the mean time, places like Utah, Texas, Arizona, Tennessee, Oklahoma have been doing quite nicely, and their major cities are growing quickly. It's not so much a matter of which states are rich as it is which states are getting richer than they used to be thanks to their economic policies.


Posted by: reform highlander at August 15, 2016 09:15 PM (xf3KI)

280 Idaho is broke.

And Full too, tell everyone you know.

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:15 PM (QOz6J)

281 I'm so embarrassed I voted for that 'Vote For
Couscous' H1B booster. I'm just glad I didn't insult the Trump voters
here at the time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2016 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

when the campaign started i really thought than any of them (save for Jeb) would be acceptable, if they made it through the process. i found the primary process to be very revealing, all droned on about he same things, except one who had the courage to say what majority was thinking and feeling, and he knew the price too. did it anyway.

Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 09:16 PM (c6/9Q)

282 >>> I'm ready for my Jesse Watters girl-on-the-boardwalk interview.

Wait, iforgot is a chick? Can I get a program somewhere?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 15, 2016 09:17 PM (ghu1X)

283 272 there are a lot of shooters who are better and more consistent than I am. The margins between the top and bottom scores are ridiculously small, and I usually finish about in the middle of the pack. I try not to take myself too seriously, plus, the X-ring at 1000 yards is really, really small!!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:18 PM (Sfs6o)

284 That can be nice too. Being prosperous to me means being content with what you have.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)

*****

My retirement crib is going to be a travel trailer parked on the mouth of the river that feeds the lake I use.

Can't. Wait.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 09:18 PM (YLidQ)

285 11 One liberal meme that gets passed around a lot is that Red States "cost" more than Blue States in terms of more federal tax dollars spent vs taken in.

I've always been suspicious of how this is really tallied, but regardless, in deep red states in the South, I can guarantee you most of those social welfare dollars are spent on a certain demographic that is most certainly not Republican.

If you broke it down by precinct, the blue areas in those red states are most certainly the parasite part of the equation.
Posted by: Maritime at August 15, 2016 07:41 PM (jlfpP)


All federal Spending. Including military. Where are most of the bases? And DoD supliers.

Posted by: Drill at August 15, 2016 09:18 PM (DN9jO)

286 So what the tech industry is providing is Potemkin prosperity. Nothing more.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 15, 2016 08:47 PM (noWW6)
=====

This November we get to vote on a special tax on the tech companies. Because we can.

/Golden Goose dying

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2016 09:19 PM (EZebt)

287 Jack Tapper tweet on Trump -

"Trump anti-ISIS speech would mark radical new US policy"

- then, presto chango -

"Trump anti-ISIS speech would mark radical departure from US policy"

- then -

deleted?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2016 09:19 PM (P/kVC)

288
One should be able to convict the Surgeon General of Pennsylvania of SOMETHING!

Malpractice

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 09:19 PM (IqV8l)

289 62

Is no one gonna comment as Amy Schumer??



Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 15, 2016 07:51 PM (hS3+Z)







Isn't anyone going to comment as Mr Magoo's?


Posted by: Amy Schumer

Isn't any DRAGON going to comment as Mr Maggo's?

Posted by: Amy R.R. Schumer at August 15, 2016 09:22 PM (3b9U4)

290
Have you ever noticed that Jesse Waters, on his little show, seems to just have the babes on. I've never seen any dudes on, but then I haven't seen them all. But it's a leg show, with him in the middle.

I wonder with the Randy Roger flap, if they'll start toning down the leg show.

And someone needs to get him to stop wearing his collars turned up -- he looks like a douchebag.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 09:22 PM (DW+jj)

291 I'm funny and a sci-fi/fantasy author!

Posted by: Amy R.R. Schumer at August 15, 2016 09:23 PM (3b9U4)

292 105 "Marty Feldman syndrome?"

"She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes".
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 08:05 PM (iIzG7)


...and great knockers!

Posted by: Where wolf? at August 15, 2016 09:23 PM (p0XHr)

293 The more I think of these things the more I become convinced that strong universities prop up bad systems. Detroit doesn't really have any. While Boston just sucks in outside people with talent like a Dyson. The liberal policies come after the university folks crawl in so they can't claim the other way around... people are the culture, after all.

Not sure how far to go with this thesis because i don't want to spend the time on it.

Posted by: Former Mass Resident at August 15, 2016 09:23 PM (4+yTC)

294 plus, the X-ring at 1000 yards is really, really small!!


pfft!

chip shot

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:23 PM (QOz6J)

295
All federal Spending. Including military. Where are most of the bases? And DoD supliers.

There used to be a lot of both in California.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 09:24 PM (IqV8l)

296 And someone needs to get him to stop wearing his collars turned up -- he looks like a douchebag.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 09:22 PM (DW+jj)

*****

If we're going to bring the 80s back, then I want my body from that time back.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 09:24 PM (YLidQ)

297 I've been reading about "vaginal plethysmography", "labial thermistor clips", etc. Fascinating stuff... I still think a good dog is quite reliable and less invasive!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 15, 2016 09:25 PM (kP16F)

298 294 I'm starting a petition to let us move closer!!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:25 PM (Sfs6o)

299 I'm funny and a sci-fi/fantasy author who never completes a ...

Posted by: Amy R.R. Schumer at August 15, 2016 09:25 PM (ivcX+)

300 Someone up near the top of the thread mentioned purchasing power (cost of living); here's a chart on that:

http://taxfoundation.org/blog/real-value-100-each-state-2016

So in MS your $100 gets you over $115 in buying power; in NY it's $86 and some change.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2016 09:25 PM (gyKtp)

301 plus, the X-ring at 1000 yards is really, really small!!





pfft!



chip shot


---
especially if you're a TOW missile gunner

Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10, long long ago at August 15, 2016 09:25 PM (sUQ21)

302 One liberal meme that gets passed around a lot is that Red States "cost" more than Blue States in terms of more federal tax dollars spent vs taken in.




.....
what!
they don't like spreading the wealth around?

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:26 PM (QOz6J)

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2016 09:26 PM (sUQ21)

304 Pennsyldickishness

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2016 09:28 PM (AZS0V)

305 301 do they come in 6.5mm?

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:28 PM (Sfs6o)

306 This November we get to vote on a special tax on the tech companies. Because we can.

/Golden Goose dying

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2016 09:19 PM (EZebt)



Look on the bright side: moment of clarity coming.

An acquaintance pooh-poohed the notion of California going into the crapper economically.

Him: "We'll always have the sun and the ocean."

Me: "Yep. Just like Baja."

Him: Crickets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:28 PM (SRKgf)

307 282 >> Wait, iforgot is a chick? Can I get a program somewhere?

And she looks just like Winona Ryder.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2016 09:28 PM (gyKtp)

308 297: I'd love to get a job doing that sort of research. I could really devote my life to science. And truly love it sexually.

I'd love to get into the cool research on the elusive G-spot and the even more controversial female ejaculation subject.

I wouldn't care if I ever reached a destination, it would just be the journey.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)

309 Would you say we have a plethora of penile plethysmographs?

Posted by: El Guapo at August 15, 2016 09:29 PM (uz/Pv)

310 Weasel,

Some of the locals around started some ELR stuff where the farthest they got out to is 2200 yards

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:29 PM (QOz6J)

311 All federal Spending. Including military. Where are most of the bases? And DoD supliers.
There used to be a lot of both in California.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 09:24 PM (IqV8l)



The Reds and vulture developers periodically try to get their mitts on Camp Pendleton, so far without success, thank God.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:30 PM (SRKgf)

312 Eh, why would I want to read "allah's" thoughts on... anything, really?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 09:30 PM (Pz4pT)

313
Wait, iforgot is a chick? Can I get a program somewhere?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 15, 2016 09:17 PM (ghu1
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Y-y-you're kidding. You thought what?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 15, 2016 09:30 PM (5o5ek)

314
Jack Tapper tweet on Trump - deleted?
Posted by: Burnt Toast



He also did a tweet today on Larry Wilmore getting canceled.

Called him a "prince" -- although he may just be confusing him with the dead singer "Prince".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 09:31 PM (kdS6q)

315 Clearly New York should top the list, and that's probably the most left-wing state in the union!

So take THAT, right-wingers! Ha!

...Oh. Hang on. I thought it said "most preposterous."

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:32 PM (CYNno)

316 The more I think of these things the more I become convinced that strong universities prop up bad systems. Detroit doesn't really have any. While Boston just sucks in outside people with talent like a Dyson. The liberal policies come after the university folks crawl in so they can't claim the other way around... people are the culture, after all.


Universities are the primary tumors (I say this as a former academic). Look at UT Austin, or Univ. of Arizona. The area around the university becomes infected, and the infection spreads.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:32 PM (SRKgf)

317 Just saw a bumper sticker "Garry Johnson: Make America Sane Again."
I'd call opening the borders, legalizing drugs and grabbing guns many things. Sane? Not one.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:33 PM (xhqXI)

318 Wait, iforgot is a chick? Can I get a program somewhere?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 15, 2016 09:17 PM (ghu1X)


All people are chicks. Although the ones with penises tend to be in denial.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 15, 2016 09:33 PM (uz/Pv)

319 310 2200 yds is quite a poke! I'm pretty consistent out to 1200 yds or so, but beyond about 1500 yards I start to think it's mostly Hail Mary territory. On a good day at 1000 yds I can keep 15 or 16 out of 20 total rounds in a 10 inch circle.

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)

320 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 15, 2016 08:48 PM (qbnYE)

Good thing Republicans dropped those losers and nominated a candidate who would always be on top of this shit, focused like a laser beam, consistently pushing his conservative message 24/7, using his incredible podium to bring the prosecutorial case against Hillary and the Democrats to the public at every opportunity. Check... fucking... Mate, traitors.

Posted by: reform highlander at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (xf3KI)

321 And someone needs to get him to stop wearing his collars turned up -- he looks like a douchebag.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 09:22 PM
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My 85 y.o. FIL does that, and he did not appreciate when I told him he looked like a douchebag. And he didn't stop neither.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (EZebt)

322 @300, GnuBreed

I saw that taxfoundation. org chart. I don't know why they just didn't move the decimal point and call it a dollar -- that would make more sense!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (kP16F)

323 315 Clearly New York should top the list, and that's probably the most left-wing state in the union!
So take THAT, right-wingers! Ha!
...Oh. Hang on. I thought it said "most preposterous."
Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:32 PM (CYNno)



Sadly, I think my beloved California has that dishonor.

Thanks for moving here, liberals from the Northeast and upper Midwest.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (SRKgf)

324 317 Just saw a bumper sticker "Garry Johnson: Make America Sane Again."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:33 PM (xhqXI)


That ship done sailed.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

325 Just saw a bumper sticker "Garry Johnson: Make America Sane Again."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:33 PM (xhqXI)

That ship done sailed.
Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)


THAT ship would sink in the harbor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 09:35 PM (Ozsfq)

326 All people are chicks. Although the ones with penises tend to be in denial.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 15, 2016 09:33 PM (uz/Pv)


Except for Alexthecheck. "She" is a dude. Running a hell of a long troll on the internet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 15, 2016 09:35 PM (FYrz1)

327 Just saw a bumper sticker "Garry Johnson: Make America Sane Again."
I'd call opening the borders, legalizing drugs and grabbing guns many things. Sane? Not one.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic

----

And you gotta love his stance of forcing bakers to make cakes for satanic polygamous gay robot weddings. 'Cause, y'know, any other stance would be "a slippery slope."

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:35 PM (CYNno)

328
319

from my experience 6.5's are done at 14-1500

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:36 PM (QOz6J)

329 Everyone has AIDS!

AIDS AIDS AIDS!

Posted by: Garry Johnson - Fuck Yeah! at August 15, 2016 09:36 PM (zu88C)

330 Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:28 PM (SRKgf)

Some folks are just plain incapable of clarity.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2016 09:36 PM (EZebt)

331 That ship done sailed.
Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)


THAT ship would sink in the harbor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 09:35 PM (Ozsfq)

****
Yeah.

*draws hand down entire face*

This being a remnant really sucks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (YLidQ)

332 Good thing Republicans dropped those losers...
Posted by: reform highlander at August 15, 2016 09:34 PM (xf3KI)


Nobody dropped them, stranger. They're still heading your Party, and working to elect the Democrat nominee to boot.


Nice knowing you. Bye.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (Pz4pT)

333 Pennsylvania Atty Gen Kathleen Kane (D) convicted tonight of perjury & 8 other conflict of interest felony charges.

https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/765356750904004608

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (vBeA5)

334 I would have left harbor, but then I got high ..

Posted by: That Ship at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (ShXvf)

335 I can hit the X-ring at 1000 yds. Consistently. And by x-ring, I mean, well....

That Peter North doesn't have the guts to get into a shooting contest with me. He runs and hides.

Posted by: Danny D. at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (DW+jj)

336 328 Yep. At that point you're looking at a 300 Win Mag or something similar.

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (Sfs6o)

337 ...Oh. Hang on. I thought it said "most preposterous."
Posted by: RKae

Sadly, I think my beloved California has that dishonor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara

----

No, your state gets the prize for "más absurda."

Sort of the same, but the colonized version.

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:38 PM (CYNno)

338 'Cause, y'know, any other stance would be "a slippery slope."
Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:35 PM (CYNno)


You can't say "slippery slope." It's rayciss.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 09:38 PM (Pz4pT)

339 TPH, Twitter has failwhaled that link

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2016 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

340 Sadly, I think my beloved California has that dishonor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara

***

My home state of Illinois ain't no slouch in this area either.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 09:39 PM (YLidQ)

341 11 weeks till Christmas

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 15, 2016 09:40 PM (e8kgV)

342 Good thing Republicans dropped those losers and nominated a candidate
who would always be on top of this shit, focused like a laser beam,
consistently pushing his conservative message 24/7, using his incredible
podium to bring the prosecutorial case against Hillary and the
Democrats to the public at every opportunity. Check... fucking... Mate,
traitors.


>>>>>>>


Behold, the intellect behind #nevertrump.


Posted by: Garry Johnson - Fuck Yeah! at August 15, 2016 09:40 PM (zu88C)

343 68

If Blue State residents are so prosperous, why do they keep migrating to the Red States?



Posted by: Mike at August 15, 2016 07:55 PM (c056A)

They ain't migrating Mike, they're metastasizing.

Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT! at August 15, 2016 09:40 PM (b7AU3)

344 333 Pennsylvania Atty Gen Kathleen Kane (D) convicted tonight of perjury & 8 other conflict of interest felony charges.

https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/765356750904004608

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (vBeA5)

Is it wrong to picture her & her twin sister in a Cinemax women-in-prison scenario?

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 09:40 PM (7qAYi)

345 You can't say "slippery slope." It's rayciss.

Posted by: BurtTC

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Sorry. I didn't notice the racist slant.

You found the chink in my armor.

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:40 PM (CYNno)

346 NOW do you believe me???

Posted by: Al Gore at August 15, 2016 09:41 PM (uz/Pv)

347 /TeamAmerica

Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 09:42 PM (zu88C)

348 You can't say "slippery slope." It's rayciss.

Yes.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 15, 2016 09:42 PM (Tyii7)

349 345 You can't say "slippery slope." It's rayciss.

Posted by: BurtTC

-----

Sorry. I didn't notice the racist slant.

You found the chink in my armor.
Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:40 PM (CYNno)

What the herr is that supposed to mean?!?

Posted by: Ho Lee Phuc at August 15, 2016 09:42 PM (7qAYi)

350 And you gotta love his stance of forcing bakers to make cakes for satanic polygamous gay robot weddings. 'Cause, y'know, any other stance would be "a slippery slope."
Posted by: RKae

I love how Libertarian spokespronoun Julie Borowski (who's cute in a librarian sort of way) says Libertarianism is about "maximizing liberty."
I guess liberty does not include: religious freedom, 2nd Amendment right or keeping the money I earn.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:43 PM (xhqXI)

351 340 Ho Lee Fook!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:43 PM (Sfs6o)

352 They ain't migrating Mike, they're metastasizing.


Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT!

>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>

You hit that one out of the park, Bob.


Fine work, indeed.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 09:43 PM (zu88C)

353 You can't say "slippery slope." It's rayciss.

Yes.
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 15, 2016 09:42 PM (Tyii7)

******

Absorutery!

Posted by: Ho Li Phuch at August 15, 2016 09:43 PM (YLidQ)

354 340 = 348.

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:44 PM (Sfs6o)

355 [ˇ]They ain't migrating Mike, they're metastasizing.
Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT![/ˇ]

That right there is a thread winner.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 15, 2016 09:44 PM (uz/Pv)

356 I guess liberty does not include: religious freedom, 2nd Amendment right or keeping the money I earn.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic

-----

But, hey! You get to keep all your other freedoms!

...Until the day that they are officially tagged as "un-hip."

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:44 PM (CYNno)

357 350
I love how Libertarian spokespronoun Julie Borowski (who's cute in a librarian sort of way) says Libertarianism is about "maximizing liberty."
I guess liberty does not include: religious freedom, 2nd Amendment right or keeping the money I earn.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:43 PM (xhqXI)


I don't think that word means what they think it means.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

358 Off, lying POS sock.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 15, 2016 09:45 PM (uz/Pv)

359 >>If Blue State residents are so prosperous, why do they keep migrating to the Red States?


Blame the Diploma Factories.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 09:45 PM (c1srJ)

360
336
.300WM has to work hard out past a mile/1760y.

Mile+ is where the .338's do the work

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:45 PM (QOz6J)

361 340 = 348.

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2016 09:44 PM (Sfs6o)

******

No worries.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 09:45 PM (YLidQ)

362 You can't say "slippery slope." It's rayciss.

Yes.
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at August 15, 2016 09:42 PM (Tyii7)

******

Absorutery!
Posted by: Ho Li Phuch

Righten up Flancis

Posted by: Hung Wei Lo at August 15, 2016 09:46 PM (xhqXI)

363 Pennsylvania Atty Gen Kathleen Kane (D) convicted tonight of perjury & 8 other conflict of interest felony charges.

https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/765356750904004608

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 15, 2016 09:37 PM (vBeA5)


All I know about Pennsylvania politics, other than your link is broke, is they pulled some real rotten shenanigans that led to Budd Dwyer blowing his head open on live tv.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 09:46 PM (Pz4pT)

364 "Metastasizing"... That describes it perfectly!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 15, 2016 09:46 PM (kP16F)

365 >> On a good day at 1000 yds I can keep 15 or 16 out of 20 total rounds in a 10 inch circle.


At 1/2 mile, that's nothing to scoff at. Especially if you aren't shooting handloads.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 09:47 PM (c1srJ)

366 349
345 You can't say "slippery slope." It's rayciss.



Posted by: BurtTC


-----


Sorry. I didn't notice the racist slant.


You found the chink in my armor.

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:40 PM (CYNno)


What the herr is that supposed to mean?!?

Posted by: Ho Lee Phuc


-------

Took a little Nip, did ya?

Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 09:47 PM (zu88C)

367 wait,
Weasel is shooting factory?

10 inches at 1k is approx. a MOA

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:48 PM (QOz6J)

368 No, your state gets the prize for "mas absurda."
Sort of the same, but the colonized version.
Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:38 PM (CYNno)


Proof positive that our friends from the south aren't too bright, if test results and academic performance aren't enough: why would they WANT to run things here? In Mexico they've already seen how their stewardship plays out.

When I was working with a handyman around Chez Guevara (SWIDT?), there were some tasks I did not tackle, because I knew they involved things I wasn't good at. Over to the handyman, who was cubic light-years better at them than I was, and I knew it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:48 PM (SRKgf)

369 Hillary does look ill in that latest Drudge pic. Her eyes not only look lopsided but they also look feverish.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2016 09:48 PM (CFc5L)

370 I remember the libertarian and even Libertarian position (which they were really afraid to mention) was that freedom of association including business hiring practices. They held that laws against discrimination violated this, all kinds, racial, etc.

I even remember reading long-winded attempts to justify those of the Civil Rights Act as a special case, justified within the broader notion of that freedom.

Now, the Libertarians are okay with forcing bakers to bake cakes. How far they've gone.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 15, 2016 09:48 PM (DW+jj)

371 O/T Democrat hot AG of PA convicted of nine counts of prejury.



http://tinyurl.com/gtkyrqk

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (F1iXz)

372 first we fence off Mexico, then we fence off California.....

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (QOz6J)

373 I guess liberty does not include: religious freedom, 2nd Amendment right or keeping the money I earn.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:43 PM (xhqXI)

On twitter I follow some libertarianish people like Randy Barnett, and he said something to Johnson like, gee would it kill you to mention the first and second amendments every once in a while?

My only guess is that Johnson and especially Weld are going more after Dems than Repubs--which is good for us if true.

I was on Salon earlier today (trolling), and there was an article trying to persuade Bernie bros not to support Johnson.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (ozZau)

374 I have a cop show on in the background. The one detective just said to send the buck shot they found (embedded in a tree) down to the lab for DNA or fingerprints of the shooter. Next we will find out the murder weapon was a Blunderbuss.

Posted by: Willy J. at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (BZey7)

375 first we fence off Mexico, then we fence off California.....
Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (QOz6J)

I got a better idea

Posted by: San Andreas at August 15, 2016 09:50 PM (Ozsfq)

376 O/T Democrat hot AG of PA convicted of nine counts of prejury.

http://tinyurl.com/gtkyrqk
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (F1iXz)

*****

You're going to want to sit down, cuz.......we knew this about 100 posts ago.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)

377 first we fence off Mexico, then we fence off California.....
Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (QOz6J)

I got a better idea
Posted by: San Andreas

----

Go for it!

I just bought a little place in Otisburg!

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:51 PM (CYNno)

378 Next we will find out the murder weapon was a Blunderbuss.
Posted by: Willy J.

So unrealistic. Everyone knows derringers are the most commonly used weapons in homicides.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:51 PM (xhqXI)

379 I love how Libertarian spokespronoun Julie Borowski (who's cute in a librarian sort of way) says Libertarianism is about "maximizing liberty."
I guess liberty does not include: religious freedom, 2nd Amendment right or keeping the money I earn.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic


I saw a news blurb that 2/3 of Americans think college should be free for everyone.

They don't grasp the distinction between freedom from compulsion, and freedom to do some action because you compel others to pay for it.

We live in a nation of John Blutarskys (who ended up being elected Senator). No, we are f*cked.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 15, 2016 09:51 PM (uz/Pv)

380 O/T Democrat hot AG of PA convicted of nine counts of prejury.

http://tinyurl.com/gtkyrqk
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (F1iXz)


I wouldn't say "hot." Not bad looking, spunky and corrupt, with a touch of evil, if you're into that sort of thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 09:52 PM (Pz4pT)

381 Hillary does look ill in that latest Drudge pic.
-------------

A quart of infant blood should fix her right up.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 09:52 PM (zu88C)

382 A quart of infant blood should fix her right up.
Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 09:52 PM (zu88C)

******

That's going to cost the Clinton Global Slush Fund about 5k at Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 15, 2016 09:53 PM (YLidQ)

383 A quart of infant blood should fix her right up.
Posted by: Mortimer at August 15, 2016 09:52 PM (zu88C)

Well you don't think Chelsea actually likes having sex do ya? Those "babies" were made for a purpose. It's a Clinton thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 09:54 PM (Ozsfq)

384 Everyone knows derringers are the most commonly used weapons in homicides.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:51 PM (xhqXI)

It's true. I knew a feller that was killed from listening to "Rock & Roll Hootchie Koo."

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 09:54 PM (7qAYi)

385 Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (QOz6J)

What's the difference?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 15, 2016 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)

386 googling
Michelle Jenneke is totally safe.

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:54 PM (QOz6J)

387 That's going to cost the Clinton Global Slush Fund about 5k at Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty

---

And then the Planned Parenthood manager can buy a sports car! Hillary's vampirism is economic stimulus!

Posted by: RKae at August 15, 2016 09:55 PM (CYNno)

388 >>>307 >> Wait, iforgot is a chick? Can I get a program somewhere?

And she looks just like Winona Ryder.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2016 09:28 PM (gyKtp)

:::frantically showers, applies deodorant, combs hair, puts on tie:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 15, 2016 09:56 PM (ghu1X)

389 374 I have a cop show on in the background. The one detective just said to send the buck shot they found (embedded in a tree) down to the lab for DNA or fingerprints of the shooter.
Posted by: Willy J. at August 15, 2016 09:49 PM (BZey7)


They think he handloads shotgun shells?

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

390 What's the difference?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 15, 2016 09:54 PM (Zu3d9)
...........
not much, but we gotta start somewhere

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:57 PM (QOz6J)

391 googling
Michelle Jenneke is totally safe.

Posted by: Jake

Not only safe, good for your sperm count too.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:57 PM (xhqXI)

392 U.S.
Milwaukee Neighborhoods Slid After Factory Jobs Vanished
Site of protests over police killing of African-American has declined for years, residents say

http://www.wsj.com/articles/milwaukee-neighborhoods-slid-after-factory-jobs-vanished-1471304446

You mean globalism doesn't work?

Posted by: Bernette at August 15, 2016 09:57 PM (3LwCF)

393 So unrealistic. Everyone knows derringers are the most commonly used weapons in homicides.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 15, 2016 09:51 PM (xhqXI)



Wait - I thought that was CO2.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:57 PM (SRKgf)

394 apocalypto
http://tinyurl.com/j2rlnvg

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2016 09:58 PM (6FqZa)

395 :::flosses, sprays Binaca in mouth, uses Qtip on each nostril:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 15, 2016 09:58 PM (ghu1X)

396 Wait - I thought that was CO2.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:57 PM (SRKgf)
..........

No dude, it is air conditioning

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:58 PM (QOz6J)

397 Milwaukee Neighborhoods Slid After Factory Jobs Vanished
Site of protests over police killing of African-American has declined for years, residents say

http://www.wsj.com/articles/milwaukee-neighborhoods-slid-after-factory-jobs-vanished-1471304446


Club 85 works in mysterious ways, its wonders to perform.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:58 PM (SRKgf)

398 No dude, it is air conditioning

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 09:58 PM (QOz6J)



You're right, comrade. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:59 PM (SRKgf)

399 I'm sure Hillary is just pretending to be deathly ill just to get my hopes up. She's a Nazgul, immortal because she has oneof the rings of power.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 15, 2016 10:00 PM (uz/Pv)

400 Nood -ONT

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:01 PM (7qAYi)

401 You're right, comrade. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 15, 2016 09:59 PM (SRKgf)
.......

actually it is a Panda skin covered motorcycle seat, but you only use that in a real emergancy

Posted by: Jake at August 15, 2016 10:02 PM (QOz6J)

402 310 ... "Some of the locals around started some ELR stuff where the farthest they got out to is 2200 yards"

First comment: I wish I had that much room to shoot.

Second comment: At that range, forget the rifles and switch to laser-guided artillery.

Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2016 10:03 PM (V+03K)

403 They think he handloads shotgun shells?>>>

It gets worse they explained away the DNA/fingerprints not being found due to factory ammo. But they've narrowed down the gun with rust particles on the shot from the barrel. 2 year range from a rare shotgun with only 40 in existence. Because the barrels I.D. was laminated with 0.6% carbon steel. Holy Fuck they know less about science than they do guns..

Posted by: Willy J. at August 15, 2016 10:03 PM (BZey7)

404 @376

I figured as much, just got in.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 15, 2016 10:05 PM (F1iXz)

405 It seems that university today is like secondary school of forty years ago, so maybe it should be free. Just take away their right to vote while they are waiting to graduate into the big, bad world.

Posted by: Lance at August 16, 2016 02:28 AM (rZMTM)

406 365 / 367
Sorry - just saw the question from last night -

I'm absolutely shooting handloads. I spend a lot of time reloading and the velocity ES of my match ammo is under 10fps. The vertcal dispersion at 1000 is significantly under 1MOA (generally under 1/2 MOA) and the points I drop are almost all blown wind calls.

Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2016 08:38 AM (6xtq3)

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