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Buck:
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Hillary Clinton: I Didn't Hear James Comey Say I Was Untruthful. I Heard Him Say I Told the Truth About Everything. That's Because I'm a Mentally Deranged Drunk.
Quick, let's elect this brain-damaged congenital liar before we lose our chance.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 01, 2016 02:20 PM (SRKgf)
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Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 01, 2016 02:21 PM (/HC6x)
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 01, 2016 02:22 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: IP at August 01, 2016 02:22 PM (Fol9S)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 01, 2016 02:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: astonerii at August 01, 2016 02:22 PM (ia088)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at August 01, 2016 02:22 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2016 02:22 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:23 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: IP at August 01, 2016 02:23 PM (Fol9S)
Posted by: Yo! at August 01, 2016 02:23 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: josephistan at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (7HtZB)
And probably the next President of the United States.... We are soooo fucked...
Posted by: donna at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (RtqO4)
Her major failing is that her lies are not even plausible. How can anyone like those two locusts from WI I met down in Charleston a few weeks ago support this crone?
Of course they said everyone else was lying and she was the "best". In short, they had been in the teachers union in WI so long and brainwashed so much that they no longer had any brain left. This is how Democrats stay in power.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+)
I'm pretty sure if I announced I was Princess Anastasia, the WaPo would only give me 3, what with speaking my own truth and all.
I'm not saying I texted BC that Hillary was a motherfucking whorebeast syphilitic cunt.
I'm not saying I didn't either.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Octiparan at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (mVTGw)
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Yo! at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (GwIKd)
GED THE KUFF OFF *HIC* MY CASEYOU SLUSHINGFUSHHOLES
*cough wheeze choke*
AIGGGHHHH
*ashtray flies across room*
Posted by: Hillry *hic* at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (yWKHr)
I'm surprised she didn't say it in Spanish, or rap it to a hideous cop-shooting tune.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (qCMvj)
I'm trying to visualize her sneering, throwing a gang sign, and saying "Yo!" Call her DJ Hilly C.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (yIPKR)
I'm pretty sure if I announced I was Princess Anastasia, the WaPo would only give me 3, what with speaking my own truth and all.
Princess, no, every one here would know that's a lie... You're Empress!
Posted by: donna at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Lauren at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (2K12d)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (iIzG7)
"Why Peter Thiel Believes Young People's Blood Is the Ultimate Medicine"
Posted by: Sphynx at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Hillarious Clinonia II at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: H.M Waithwriter at August 01, 2016 02:27 PM (DodoZ)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at August 01, 2016 02:27 PM (RtqO4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (qCMvj)
I'm trying to visualize her sneering, throwing a gang sign, and saying "Yo!" Call her DJ Hilly C.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (RD7QR)
"I ain't no ways crooked."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 01, 2016 02:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sphynx at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (OZmbA)
I remember this south park episode....
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 01, 2016 02:27 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Rich Lowry at August 01, 2016 02:27 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 01, 2016 02:28 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:28 PM (bksJQ)
Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at August 01, 2016 02:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 01, 2016 02:28 PM (oDCMR)
She has practiced this lie, along with the one about the parents of the Benghazi dead.
No one over the age of four believes what she is saying while she is saying it.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (NNq1n)
That's all I see when I see her.
Four dead, zero remorse.
Posted by: IP at August 01, 2016 02:23 PM (Fol9S)
Me too. And for her to call Pat Smith a liar, and tolerate that idiot "pundit" who wanted to beat Pat to death for calling Hilz on her lies makes me really angry.
Posted by: Moki at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (ezHMO)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:28 PM (bksJQ)
Wouldn't he have gotten rich and stopped blogging if he were from the future (damn limited tenses).
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 01, 2016 02:28 PM (/HC6x)
Toss in some of CBD's plaid maps.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (mf5HN)
The fact Trump, the RNC, anyone with any clout that is actually opposed to her candidacy not have this playing on a continual loop on every network in the gotdamn country is beyond me.
Posted by: ajmojo at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Yo! at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (GwIKd)
=========
Nice ta meetcha, your majesty.
And since reality is now all flexible and shit , I am now leaving this corporeal plane and would like to henceforth be referred to as the Absolute Value of M.
Posted by: Mortimer at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (yWKHr)
So many GOPs trying so hard to ensure the defeat of the candidate. I can't really understand it. OK - don't vote, vote for Hillary (the second "L" is silent/sillent), whatever. But I have 9 or 10 "smart" Republicans in my social media feeds who are spending SO MUCH TIME AND ENERGY actively trying to destroy Trump... And then they write cute posts and essays about how they're just sticking to their principles and, HEY, they've always been Anti-Trump, and "here's my anti-Trump bona fides. PS I also hate Hillary"! I'm not even counting Bill Kristol in that 9 or 10!!!!
I totally get why you (Ace) are thinking of getting away from politics entirely.
Posted by: grandmalcaesar at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (yrohn)
Well Hill doesn't actually call Her a "liar" She uses something like "Fog of Grief"
Posted by: donna at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: David Brooks at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (nhI+n)
-Posted by: Rich Lowry at August 01, 2016 02:27 PM
(nhI+n)
So... do you have any original thoughts or do you just mock people who earn more than you?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM (iIzG7)
I'm surprised she didn't say it in Spanish, or rap it to a hideous cop-shooting tune.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (qCMvj)
I'm trying to visualize her sneering, throwing a gang sign, and saying "Yo!" Call her DJ Hilly C.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 01, 2016 02:26 PM (RD7QR)
I'm DJ Hilly C & I'm here to say
I'm the most qualified gal in the USA
I carry hot sauce in my purse
I say it all in rhyming verse
Make me the Prezident in DC
Vote for me, I sit when I pee!
Posted by: DJ Hilly C at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hillary 'Honest Abe' Clinton at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM (e7LPj)
After you hear or read this you will relize he is a true product of the left.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM (bksJQ)
The fact Trump, the RNC, anyone with any clout that is actually opposed to her candidacy not have this playing on a continual loop on every network in the gotdamn country is beyond me.
Posted by: ajmojo at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (1H9ox)
I'm wondering which (if any) of the networks would play them. Including Fox.
Posted by: jwb7605 at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM (22uju)
Posted by: David Brooks at August 01, 2016 02:32 PM (nhI+n)
After you hear or read this you will relize he is a true product of the left.
I can imagine... I saw His "no borders" nonsense...
Posted by: donna at August 01, 2016 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
Men and women drink essentially because they like the
effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that,
while they admit it is injurious, they cannot after a time
differentiate the true from the false.
The Doctors Opinion.
When you can no longer count to one (1) ie. the first drink, honestly to yourself there may be a problem.
Posted by: SquareHead Mayor at August 01, 2016 02:32 PM (8J/Te)
But is he Billy Pilgrim, Ecco the Dolphin, or Okabe Rintaro?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 01, 2016 02:33 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2016 02:33 PM (8ZskC)
That's all I see when I see her.
Four dead, zero remorse.
Posted by: IP at August 01, 2016 02:23 PM (Fol9S)
*cackle cackle* Oh that Chris Stevens! *cough cough cough*
What a kidder, talking about needing more security! *cackle cackle cackle* *cough* *sieze* *collapse*
Posted by: Hillary at August 01, 2016 02:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 01, 2016 02:34 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:34 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: John Titor and Marty McFly at August 01, 2016 02:34 PM (kumBu)
This isn't brain damage or senility. This is intentional and calculated. This is her, in real time, re-writing reality and Fox letting her do it. "Spinning History", you might say, creating soundbites that the propagandist media will pick up on an reiterate over and over like a Kahn insult. Said enough times, it replaces reality, it becomes reality.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (i6shs)
Really? Is that what this is all about- gender milestones?
Because I thought it was about electing the best person for the job.
She ain't it. She's a lying, cackling, corrupt, untrustworthy, underwhelming turd.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (SR+Js)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (nhI+n)
Unlike some, she's never learned to accurately or properly fake human emotion. That's why the bizarre, fake reactions and disturbingly "uncanny valley" behavior. She doesn't know humor, only how to fake it -- badly. She doesn't know happiness, only how to attempt to simulate it, and not very well.
She's insane, and like many people in this state is absolutely certain without any possibility of question that she is totally right and better than all others. And like many in her condition, certain a dark conspiracy of evil enemies exists to stop her from her inevitable triumph.
The problem is, if she gets into power... what does the psychotic do with power over other people?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+)
I always thought of Shrillary as more of a pathological iiar ... aside from the fact that I just can't take seeing the word "genital" anywhere in proximity to Shrillary.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (zc3Db)
-Posted by: Rich Lowry at August 01, 2016 02:27 PM
(nhI+n)
So... do you have any original thoughts or do you just mock people who earn more than you?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (6gk0M)
++++
You're calling someone out - in the comments section of this blog - for not having original thoughts and mocking a "journalist"?
Didn't know that was the standard here.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Heavenhelpus at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (EQNFN)
The Chris Wallace interview with Hillary was a mixed bag.
He let her get away with suggesting that Trump was in cahoots with Putin over e-mail hacking and didn't ask Hillary about the 33,000 deleted e-mails: "Why were they deleted beyond even the FBI's ability to recover? Do any of the deleted e-mails involve Benghazi or the Foundtaion?" So what happens when some of these deleted e-mails now surface? Especially after MSM has framed the issue as Trump being at fault for making a joke about it.
He did get her to show her hand on wanting to appoint SCOTUS judges to overturn decisions like Heller and Citizens United, which we knew. Also, but if Congress didn't give her comprehensive immigration reform she'd do it by executive order and then get it upheld with a new SCOTUS appointment. Holy separation of powers Batman!
When pressed about how continuing Obama's policies would help an already stagnant economy, she said that she wanted public private partnerships in infrastructure seeded with federal dollars. Holy crony capitalism Batman!
She denied that Bill's getting speaking fees north of $500,000 from foreigners had anything to do with her decisions at State.
Wallace pinned her on two-thirds of Americans not trusting, right after he showed her lying about Comey's statements.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 01, 2016 02:36 PM (r1fLd)
Prager is reading the Pope's statement on the Catholic priest slaughtered by a jihadist.
After you hear or read this you will relize he is a true product of the left.
Frankie Fabulous isn't fit to carry Alexander VIs rotting, mung-encrusted, maggot-infested jock strap.
So help me, I'm beginning to have strange respect for Martin Luther.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 01, 2016 02:36 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM
*******
Granted I avoid ever having to hear her voice mor watch a speech of hers, but I noticed this for the first time during her convention speech. She did this over and over again.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:36 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Vince Foster at August 01, 2016 02:36 PM (yWKHr)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 01, 2016 02:36 PM (kumBu)
-Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM
I'm just a guy with a keyboard.
...Sorry if I altered your style.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:37 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:37 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: runner at August 01, 2016 02:37 PM (c6/9Q)
Were finally planning vote
This summer I heard the fumblin'
Four dead in Benghazio!
(Okay, there's no such place as Benghazio, but you get the picture)
Hard to believe that a serial liar, committer of treason and espionage, married to a rapist, could be possibly winning the presidential election.
Can we blame Bush for this too?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 01, 2016 02:37 PM (RFeQD)
What was that? It sounded like you said something, but I couldn't hear it over the clamor of a gunshot.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 01, 2016 02:37 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Lauren at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (2K12d)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (zcwoC)
*deep breath, eyes rolling up to pull up the words* "say by rote with false smile and attempt to seem human"
You can almost hear her inner monologue "don't screech, don't screech, don't screech"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yo! at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:39 PM (t/yfz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 01, 2016 02:36 PM (X6fMO)
Come, come to the Baptist side.
*pats seat next to me*
We have Jell-o salads. Tater tot casseroles. Rolls and butter if any of you bitches remembers to bring them so help me if we end up with 22 versions of mac 'n cheese but no rolls I cannot be held responsible for my actions. DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THE SIGN UP SHEETS? EVER?
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 02:39 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lauren at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (2K12d)
Pope Commiefag thinks the way to deal with jihadists is to cradle their balls and lick their taints. He's a leftist through and through.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 02:39 PM (0mRoj)
87 Watch her eyes while she is telling this huge lie to Chris Wallace. They kind of roll back like one does when you are picturing something on a sheet of paper that you are supposed to recite
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM
Dead dolls eyes... like a shark...
Posted by: Jollyroger at August 01, 2016 02:39 PM (t06LC)
ace you forgot to add "with a lazy eye" to your description of the mentally deranged drunk.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 01, 2016 02:30 PM (0O7c5)
________________________
Hey now, that's not cool....
Posted by: zombie Marty Feldman at August 01, 2016 02:39 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 01, 2016 02:39 PM (VIBX7)
Obama is an introvert who can fake being an extrovert.
Hillary is a misanthrope -- she hates people.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 01, 2016 02:39 PM (r1fLd)
Her or your lying ears!
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Honestly, I think most people know she is a liar.
Posted by: SH at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (nhI+n)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (t/yfz)
After you hear or read this you will relize he is a true product of the left.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM
********
Don't worry, all the true Catholics will show up to assure us that the Pope was just taken out of context again by a liberal press.
/sarc
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (6IPEM)
After you hear or read this you will realize he is a true product of the left.
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:31 PM (bksJQ)
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The statements coming from the pope are horrifying. The gross materialism is what appalls me the most, but then, that's leftism. Nothing transcends money and power. But coming from a pope,........whoa.
President Ronald Reagan
Pope John Paul II
Alexander Soltzhenitsyn
President Hillary Clinton
Pope Francis
Lena Dunham --- "the voice of a generation"
Can we get any lower?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Lauren at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (2K12d)
Somewhere, Pope Benedict is locked in a room with tape over his mouth, nodding vigorously.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (8ZskC)
Gee, I cannot understand why that is.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 01, 2016 02:41 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: gNewt......don't like Ryan.....better call Paul....Nehlen, that is...._ at August 01, 2016 02:41 PM (BoJzR)
The problem is there is no such thing as objective truth anymore. Hands Up Don't Shoot, global warming, 4% unemployment, not a smidgen of wrong-doing....
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 01, 2016 02:41 PM (IgbJ1)
Posted by: Lauren at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (2K12d)
He's correct. Terrorism isn't "representative of islam. It IS islam.
Benedict picked the right quote to describe islam:
"show me just what Mohammed brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -- Palaiologos
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2016 02:41 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 02:42 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:42 PM (t/yfz)
Posted by: Erick Erickson - Red State-Run Media at August 01, 2016 02:42 PM (yWKHr)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:42 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 01, 2016 02:42 PM (4+VII)
Then they bring out the Dutch cookies which are these shortbread things like chalk with dust on them. The Ollibollens are good though. Kinda like donut holes, dusted with powdered sugar.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+)
113 I'm surprised she didn't say it in Spanish, or rap it to a hideous cop-shooting tune.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:24 PM (qCMvj)
Thank goodness she didn't use her southern drawl.
Posted by: gNewt......don't like Ryan.....better call Paul....Nehlen, that is...._ at August 01, 2016 02:43 PM (BoJzR)
Been to a few potlucks at my angel's church. Half the dishes are unidentifiable, a quarter are probably not to be dared.
I just eat what she and her mother and sisters bring. 'Don't you want to try something else?' She asks.
No. Why tamper with perfection?
Works every time.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 01, 2016 02:43 PM (VIBX7)
Posted by: Hillary=> at August 01, 2016 02:43 PM (/m8T6)
After you hear or read this you will relize he is a true product of the left.
This guy.... this is not our kind of guy.
Posted by: St. Pius V, Blessed Urban II, Innocent XI, et al. at August 01, 2016 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 01, 2016 02:44 PM (4+VII)
Each generation is largely defined by the enemy it fights. And the enemy this generation fights is rudeness and being mean to people who are different.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2016 02:44 PM (VdICR)
The Pope's comment is thread worthy on its own.
Posted by: Skip
Yeah, that guy. Pretty interesting watching the world come down around our very ears.
Oh, look. The barbarians are coming over the hill. Maybe we should invite them in and give them welfare benefits, food stamps and a nice place to stay?
Pretty smart, huh?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 01, 2016 02:45 PM (RFeQD)
Pope John Paul II
Alexander Soltzhenitsyn
President Hillary Clinton
Pope Francis
Lena Dunham --- "the voice of a generation"
Can we get any lower?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (T/5A0)
This is the Century of Suck.
Posted by: josephistan at August 01, 2016 02:45 PM (7HtZB)
Didn't know that was the standard here."
-Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (R+30W)
What is the standard response of someone who has nothing substantive to say about the accusation administered by a serious inquisitor?
"I'm just sayin"...
*cops out*
I should have never gotten into this to begin with.
I've bitten-off more than I can chew.
I might be better-off on Junior Blogs, or the ONT.
My silly ass just wrote a check that my fingers couldn't cash.
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:45 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (nhI+n)
Cut me a break, man. These aren't just comments posted on a blog. This is my life. This is all I've got.
Posted by: Bruce With A VVang! at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (wW4M0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (HXQyP)
He is the first Jesuit. The most left. The most radical. And the most, yes, secular. Liberation theology has its roots with the Jesuit
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (t/yfz)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 01, 2016 02:44 PM (4+VII)
In a retarded way. No one told the WaPo that Pinnochio's nose grew as he lied. He didn't have clones of himself appearing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (zc3Db)
You will always have a chance. I will *never* stop running. That's because I am kind to my subjects.
Posted by: *Hic*lary at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (b/WXn)
Posted by: the real ch3 at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (IG5KL)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM
*****
Sadly, yes. Just watch.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:47 PM (qCMvj)
She'd bring fresh vegetables and little sandwiches to after church cookies and coffee and they'd vanish really fast, too. The cookies were usually pretty bad, although these days they're mostly store bought because no moms can be bothered to cook any more.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:47 PM (39g3+)
Pope Francis
Lena Dunham --- "the voice of a generation"
Can we get any lower?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
I don't think you're trying hard enough.
Swapping out anyone of these people with a jar of Folger's Coffee Crystals might be an improvement. But we are likely never to see that happen.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 01, 2016 02:47 PM (RFeQD)
Here Lies Richard Nixon.
Hillary is not only the biggest liar, she's the smoothest.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:47 PM (QFFSW)
Posted by: Ken Rosenthal's twitter at August 01, 2016 02:47 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: George Costanza at August 01, 2016 02:48 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 02:48 PM (zcwoC)
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She's not smooth at all. Everyone knows she is lying.
Posted by: SH at August 01, 2016 02:48 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bruce With A VVang! at August 01, 2016 02:46 PM (wW4M0)
do you want an ashtray, some matches, a remote control, paddle ball, and a lamp?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 02:48 PM (b/WXn)
Well, if this hurts Trump, good luck getting the VA fixed with Hillary! in charge. I know she has vets best interests at heart
Posted by: Hillary! at August 01, 2016 02:48 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:48 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at August 01, 2016 02:48 PM (g1MTt)
It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Posted by: Elihu Smails at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (YeKKY)
Don't worry, all the true Catholics will show up to assure us that the Pope was just taken out of context again by a liberal press.
/sarc
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (6IPEM)
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Sometimes they ARE taken out of context.
The media does that all the time (with everyone) to get the effect they want. Whatever serves the Narrative.
In this case, the statement in full is available and it is ENTIRELY imbecilic --- at best.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 01, 2016 02:44 PM (4+VII)
Well, if you're Republican, you get 2 Pinnochios to start, just because. Like a handicap.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (KUaJL)
I have a feeling it won't be though.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (QFFSW)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (yIPKR)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (9U1OG)
"Yeah, well Trump is mean and rude and doesn't like Mexicans!"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: eleven at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (qUNWi)
Here Lies Richard Nixon.
Bringing up Nixon is appropriate since Shrillary was thrown off the Watergate prosecution for having been unethical, lying and keeping evidence from the defense.
Hillary is not only the biggest liar, she's the smoothest.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:47 PM (QFFSW)
She's not really very smooth at lying. Shrillary isn't smooth at much of anything. She's a little better liar than Barky but that's only because he's the most pathetic, retarded liar most people have ever seen.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2016 02:50 PM (zc3Db)
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They were lying to you.
Posted by: James Comey at August 01, 2016 02:50 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:50 PM (t/yfz)
For me that's one of his best qualities.
Two years ago I'd have never believed that I'd support Trump for POTUS, for many of the reasons many here still don't support his campaign. He's pretty tacky. But now I do support it. He is a destroyer of PC, which I think is becoming critically important, as I am a fan of the first amendment. He really sticks it to the press, which has become largely the marketing division of the uniparty. He has exposed the uniparty itself that has masqueraded as a choice for a long time but which in fact seems to be merely a good cop/bad cop mechanism for keeping The People quiet *enough* to be manageable.
And I support his campaign because the main criticisms of it are largely name-calling without substantiation, which generally offends me.
I dunno - people gonna do whatever people gonna do, but IMO we're either going to elect a classic "ugly american" to be president or this will quickly become a place and a nation I will simply try to survive and I'll just get busy teaching my children to keep their mouths shut and toe the line before something bad happens to them.
Posted by: major major major major at August 01, 2016 02:50 PM (sW9iC)
"Hugs for Slugs"
Posted by: Pope Meathead the Furst at August 01, 2016 02:50 PM (yWKHr)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:50 PM (bksJQ)
*backs away slowly*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:45 PM (6gk0M)
Personally, I appreciated your outright admittance that you believe in a hierarchy of credence based on the amount of money earned by a person. I mean, it's refreshing when a person outright says "Hey, you, window licker, your opinion doesn't matter as much as that person over there who I assume makes more money than you do. Because The Poors? They're all per se stupid."
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 02:51 PM (mf5HN)
Peter the Roman is a yuge embarrassment.
Cognizant Dissonance much? (I am referring to His Holiness).
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 01, 2016 02:51 PM (4+VII)
I also wonder if she is having seizures is that why she doesn't drive?
Posted by: willy at August 01, 2016 02:51 PM (Ffw22)
The world can be changed using words. All it takes is someone with the talent to express an idea in a precise, concise manner, easily understood by people of average intelligence.
Great writers have this ability, but for some reason they've been hiding in the shadows. There are hundreds of Hillary stories that could be told and retold by republicans if they had skilled writers laying it out for them.
I like the Travelgate story to convey how heartless Hillary is, but I don't have talent to present it in a short, compelling way.
Maybe we need a Pulitzer-style prize for the best right wing writing. Someone go do a "GoFundMe" to get a suitable reward.
Posted by: jwest at August 01, 2016 02:51 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 01, 2016 02:51 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
An advisor said she will build trust with Americans after she is elected.
Right, I'll make sure to keep that in mind like when I ever say:
I love you
And the check is in the mail.I promise not to do that in your mouth.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Sorry Ben, we f*cked it up at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM (yIPKR)
****
Why do you care in the slightest what Trump does?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (2bmg2)
"Yeah, well Trump is mean and rude and doesn't like Mexicans!"
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You've nailed the critique against Trump.
Doesn't matter. Everyone knows Hillary is a liar, but her side sees Trump as evil. Trump's side doesn't really trust him, but his side sees Hillary as evil.
What a year.
Posted by: SH at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (gmeXX)
Well if that's true, you can't believe a word I say.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: volfan at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (QOz3R)
Hillary is ancient and looks older. Trump's older than he looks, so advantage: Trump.
Anyway, didn't she have an actual stroke at one point, or is that tinfoil hattery? Like, she had to delay some Congressional testimony, and that was IIRC either an excuse they offered or a theory suggested.
It's too hard to keep up with the scandals and corruption and everything. I'm starting to go back to the idea that we need to elect a Boring-American because the drama will be the death of me, and it's clear we won't get any kind of actual competence.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2016 02:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:53 PM (QFFSW)
She has practiced this lie, along with the one about the parents of the Benghazi dead.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 01, 2016 02:29 PM (NNq1n)
Good observation. No one should doubt that she knew what would be asked, and that she wanted these topics to be raised.
She knows that these are her weak points. She wanted to have a friendly interviewer from a supposedly 'hostile' network interview her so she could give her prepared answers. They are the best answers she can give, because she has nothing better she can say.
An honest arm's-length interviewer could absolutely filet her with detailed questions on aspects of her security breaches or the specific Clinton Foundation pay-to-play deals or running guns through Benghazi or medical conditions or many other issues.
Wallace merely teed her up on what polls show are her vulnerable issues so she could give her responses, weak as they necessarily are, and so now she can claim "I've answered these questions already and it's time to move on."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 01, 2016 02:53 PM (5xDis)
Not an ordinary thermos for you
but the extra best thermos you can buy
with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in
I'm picking out a thermos for you
and maybe a barometer too
and what else can I buy
so on me you'll rely
a rear end thermometer too.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 02:54 PM (b/WXn)
this is why I say Perino is going to vote for Hillary.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:54 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 01, 2016 02:44 PM (4+VII)
Logarithmically.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 01, 2016 02:54 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:54 PM (t/yfz)
Posted by: Richard E. Nixon at August 01, 2016 02:54 PM (DW+jj)
-Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 02:51 PM (mf5HN)
I backed-off of that stance pretty quickly, due to outright ignorance and blatant stupidity.
I was just typing things to hear myself click the keys, so it seems.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:54 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: astonerii at August 01, 2016 02:22 PM (ia08
grunt?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (f3Uae)
Posted by: James Comey at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (/m8T6)
The media does that all the time (with everyone) to get the effect they want. Whatever serves the Narrative.
In this case, the statement in full is available and it is ENTIRELY imbecilic --- at best.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2016 02:49 PM
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Sorry, I didn't mean to paint with such a broad brush. I know that is true from watching media coverage of JPII and Benedict. I'm Catholic and have been ripping on this guy quite fairly, I think, only to be scolded that I should trust the Church more. I do trust the Church. It will survive beyond this pope. I just don't trust this man leading it.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (zcwoC)
it;s one thing to say she's a sociopath, another to point out the crimes. the patterns are precisely the same then as now.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (WTSFk)
In his defense , in a capitalist system there is some correlation between intelligence and how much one earns. It's not a direct correlation as you can see by the sports and entertainment industry exception. And Moo Moo.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (yIPKR)
Neither did his mother. She's still here.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (QFFSW)
this is why I say Perino is going to vote for Hillary.
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Wouldn't surprise me about Perino. She is very loyal to W - or appears to be. Trump made some accusations about W that annoyed me. I'm sure they really annoyed her.
Posted by: SH at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Lauren at August 01, 2016 02:38 PM (2K12d)
Somewhere, Pope Benedict is locked in a room with tape over his mouth, nodding vigorously.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2016 02:40 PM (8ZskC)
As morally bankrupt as Medieval popes were, at least they were aware enough to know their enemy.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (3JA/M)
Then screw him.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (1UoEY)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2016 02:56 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: The absolute value of M fka Mortimer at August 01, 2016 02:56 PM (yWKHr)
Sorry, I didn't mean to paint with such a broad
brush. I know that is true from watching media coverage of JPII and
Benedict. I'm Catholic and have been ripping on this guy quite fairly, I
think, only to be scolded that I should trust the Church more. I do
trust the Church. It will survive beyond this pope. I just don't trust
this man leading it.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (6IPEM)
DITTO
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Sorry Ben, we f*cked it up at August 01, 2016 02:56 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: SH at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (gmeXX)
and Gutfeld will follow along (for obvious reasons)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 01, 2016 02:56 PM (qCMvj)
I was just typing things to hear myself click the keys, so it seems.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 02:54 PM (6gk0M)
I was just poking you with a stick. Because I'm nice like that.
You made the rookie mistake of not socking something lefty and then watching the Horde go chasing after the "troll".
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:57 PM (t/yfz)
Posted by: The absolute value of M fka Mortimer at August 01, 2016 02:57 PM (yWKHr)
===========================
I might do the same. It'll be an act of love to the Republican Party.
Posted by: Jebbie at August 01, 2016 02:57 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: The absolute value of M fka Mortimer at August 01, 2016 02:57 PM (yWKHr)
Posted by: Skip at August 01, 2016 02:58 PM (bksJQ)
Neither did his mother. She's still here.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (QFFSW)
Kelly "f*cking" Ward.
Please G-d.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 01, 2016 02:58 PM (9P3OG)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:58 PM (QFFSW)
The corrupt press and leaders of both parties have Hillary in the bag.
Better start preparing for the upcoming Civil War.
Got food?
Got ammo?
Got some neighbors on YOUR side? You can't stay awake 24/7.
We have 200 million+ guns and 12 Billion rounds already. Now you need to get your group together.
Time is getting short.
Posted by: Dead Truth at August 01, 2016 02:58 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:57 PM (t/yfz)
No. They're PRI.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 01, 2016 02:58 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Sphynx at August 01, 2016 02:58 PM (OZmbA)
Yeah I used to hope that the guy was being mistranslated or taken out of context but there's too consistent a pattern and its obvious what the problem is. He's everything people worried about him being as a liberation theologian.
His statements on Christians committing crimes in Italy was imbecilic, not just flawed in their attempted moral equivalence. He's not just a leftist fool, he seems to be kind of dimwitted as well.
I'm not a Roman Catholic but I prefer the vast, wealthy organization be run by someone theologically conservative, not this jackwagon.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The absolute value of M fka Mortimer at August 01, 2016 02:59 PM (yWKHr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 01, 2016 02:59 PM (VIBX7)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 01, 2016 03:00 PM (NOIQH)
It's more of an inverse correlation these days, sadly...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:00 PM (9krrF)
Neither did his mother. She's still here.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (QFFSW)
Heh, I'd forgotten about that. Anyway, my point is A) strengthened by the fact that Obama beat her eight years ago and B) heavily compromised by Trump being a year older. But as I said, he doesn't look McCain-old.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 01, 2016 03:00 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 01, 2016 03:00 PM (HXQyP)
FWIW, I would like to mention that DiabloCakeGirl thinks Hillary Clinton is a criminal and voting for her is insane.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2016 03:00 PM (ODxAs)
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Spending 7 years (or whatever it was) in a North Vietnamese POW camp will age you a bit.
Posted by: SH at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (gmeXX)
My tail is tucked firmly between my legs and I'll just move forward.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (6gk0M)
Generally speaking, it's a measure of how liberal/conservative the speaker is. Liberal = 1 Pinnochio and light shining from a unicorn's butt; Conservative = 4 Pinnochios and reeking sulpherous farts from Satan's festering bunghole
Posted by: *Hic*lary at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: Jebbie at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (1UoEY)
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Off short, stocky, slow-witted bald man sock. I'm pretty sure the adviser is woman. But who knows maybe she self identifies as a male.
Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (BDZWU)
Hoping someone will have a spot for "propagandist/lay preacher" in their armed camp, otherwise I'm screwed...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (9krrF)
________________________
The U.S. can have open borders, or a welfare state, Mr. Pope.
But it can't have both.
Choose.
Posted by: Fiscal Reality at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (NnYnv)
FWIW, I would like to mention that DiabloCakeGirl thinks Hillary Clinton is a criminal and voting for her is insane.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2016 03:00 PM (ODxAs)
Now I'm really really envious of Ryan.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (0mRoj)
Hmmm.....wonder how the JV team made it there?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 01, 2016 03:02 PM (VIBX7)
==========#
John Kerry, soopergenyus
Posted by: The absolute value of M fka Mortimer at August 01, 2016 03:02 PM (yWKHr)
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (6IPEM)
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Yep. He is a VERY worldly man. It's as if he has no transcendent reference or beliefs whatsoever. I find this increasingly chilling.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2016 03:02 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)
In this case, the statement in full is available and it is ENTIRELY imbecilic --- at best.
Yeah I used to hope that the guy was being mistranslated or taken
out of context but there's too consistent a pattern and its obvious what
the problem is. He's everything people worried about him being as a
liberation theologian.
His statements on Christians committing crimes in Italy was
imbecilic, not just flawed in their attempted moral equivalence. He's
not just a leftist fool, he seems to be kind of dimwitted as well.
I'm not a Roman Catholic but I prefer the vast, wealthy organization
be run by someone theologically conservative, not this jackwagon.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Being a cradle-Catholic, I like when he stays on message with Theology, for example - this being a Year of Mercy. Reaching out to those who drifted away from the faith (for what ever reason).
But boy when he strays into politics/world affairs - one yearns for the wisdom that was JPII.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Sorry Ben, we f*cked it up at August 01, 2016 03:02 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (9krrF)
are you willing to wear an elephant head and speak only in honks?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 03:03 PM (b/WXn)
Can I be part of your group, General? Can I?! Can I? PLEEZE. That would be really kew./
sarc.
Posted by: Eagerness personified at August 01, 2016 03:03 PM (HXQyP)
It burns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 01, 2016 03:03 PM (fgzLM)
Hoping someone will have a spot for "propagandist/lay preacher" in their armed camp, otherwise I'm screwed...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (9krrF)
I'll be on my own. But I'll die in a pile of empty brass.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:03 PM (0mRoj)
I agree, he has remarkably little reference to Christ, the Bible, God, or anything Biblical at all in his statements. He doesn't seem concerned with the gospel at any level.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:03 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, he might want a mirror to help with that part.
Nothing drives off the sheep like an obviously unfit shepherd.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:04 PM (9krrF)
Couldn't we just call you |m| for short?
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Man, like, wherever your personal reality leads you, man.
Posted by: The absolute value of M fka Mortimer at August 01, 2016 03:05 PM (yWKHr)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:03 PM (0mRoj)
Better to die in a pile of empty bras.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 03:05 PM (b/WXn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:05 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 01, 2016 03:06 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:03 PM (0mRoj)
Better to die in a pile of empty bras.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 03:05 PM (b/WXn)
That has about as much likelihood of happening to me as waking up tomorrow as a 6'3" power forward for the Chicago Bulls. Pile of brass will have to do.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (1UoEY)
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"Off short, stocky, slow-witted bald man sock. I'm pretty sure the adviser is woman."
Screw her too then.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:06 PM (1UoEY)
Sorry, I didn't mean to paint with such a broad
brush. I know that is true from watching media coverage of JPII and
Benedict. I'm Catholic and have been ripping on this guy quite fairly, I
think, only to be scolded that I should trust the Church more. I do
trust the Church. It will survive beyond this pope. I just don't trust
this man leading it.
Posted by: L, Elle at August 01, 2016 02:55 PM (6IPEM)
DITTO
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Sorry Ben, we f*cked it up at August 01, 2016 02:56 PM (jxbfJ)
Pope Commie the First.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2016 03:06 PM (z/Ubi)
-Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
I don't mind being "wrong" in the mind of The Horde, sometimes. I'd rather not be a Dickhead Pariah...
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:07 PM (6gk0M)
Time is getting short.
Posted by: Dead Truth at August 01, 2016 02:58 PM (UsCnO)
If it gets to that level, I'll just gracefully exit on my own. There won't be much of a reason to stick around at that point.
Posted by: Gran at August 01, 2016 03:07 PM (XIXhw)
Pope John Paul II
Alexander Soltzhenitsyn
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Don't forget Margaret Thatcher.
And his Holiness's proper title is now Pope Saint John Paul II.
I was at the Reagan Library on Saturday. Whole lot of Reagan (obviously). Lots of pictures with Thatcher, as well. A few pictures with Pope Saint John Paul II (plus the Vatican exhibit currently occupying space in the library, which also had a small section on him). I don't recall if there was anything on Solzhenitsyn, but they did have a small section devoted to dissidents like Sakharov, Sharansky, and Walessa.
On the drive out, as I passed the parked cars that people had used to arrive at the museum, I spotted one with a "Feel the Bern" sticker. Talk about someone not clear on the concept...
Posted by: junior at August 01, 2016 03:08 PM (mUM5y)
Posted by: Vince at August 01, 2016 03:08 PM (W0MMC)
That's why God sent prophets telling them stuff like this:
Will the Lord be pleased with thousands of rams,
with ten thousand rivers of olive oil?
Shall I offer my firstborn for my transgression,
the fruit of my body for the sin of my soul?
He has shown you, O mortal, what is good.
And what does the Lord require of you?
To act justly and to love mercy
and to walk humbly with your God.
And that seems to be where we are in America. Christianity is about cultural patterns, about going to church and going through the motions, not making it the core of our lives. Our "leaders" are too often focused on cultural trends and success rather than the whole counsel of God, on Christ and Him crucified.
Small wonder the church is dwindling. Why stay in a church like that? It has no passion or meaning for life, it has no leadership or guidance. People go to church young and leave figuring they learned all the rules and morals, why stay? And if that's all you get, why indeed?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (1iqqd)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 01, 2016 02:57 PM (t/yfz)
They are. But the Democrats are smart enough to know not to allow the Bushes into the Democrat Party.
Posted by: rd at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (9krrF)
I'll be on my own. But I'll die in a pile of empty brass."
You're both welcome. Providing you can avoid all the zombies and make it to Texas.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (1UoEY)
Note that for some mysterious reason, cough, old white woman Hillary is not denounced for "cultural appropriation" for ostensibly carrying hot sauce in her purse, something that young black people do.
Fen's Law again. "The left don't actually believe any of the things that they say."
Posted by: torquewrench at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (yIPKR)
228 220
FWIW, I would like to mention that DiabloCakeGirl thinks Hillary Clinton is a criminal and voting for her is insane.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2016 03:00 PM (ODxAs)
Now I'm really really envious of Ryan.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (0mRoj)
Don't be to sure on that. She could support Bernie.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (zcwoC)
They have no limit.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:11 PM (1UoEY)
Well, that and demonically evil.
See "Clinton Cash" on youtube. The pay to play is unreal, with less than 10% going to charity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 01, 2016 03:11 PM (Wb4xo)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:11 PM (zcwoC)
Thanks. I think I'm on Sharkman's list but it helps to have contingency options.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:12 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:09 PM (1UoEY)
Works for me.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2016 03:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hillary "she's too big to jail" Clinton at August 01, 2016 03:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:12 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 01, 2016 03:12 PM (Fp5Wm)
That's the main reason never to be contrite using more than one descriptive.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 01, 2016 03:12 PM (yIPKR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:13 PM (6gk0M)
2/3rds of the population probably. The folks that aren't one of them. Read Rainbow Six some time.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:13 PM (39g3+)
Nobody thinks your a "pariah."
And if they banned all the dickheads here we'd be down to the garden thread, maybe.
Also, *you're
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:13 PM (9krrF)
Including in the now concluded Roger Ailes era, when Blowhard O'Really let Obama pompously assert that his pledge not to raise taxes on anyone making under $250K a year had been scrupulously adhered to. Um, no, sorry, pal. Utter bullshit.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 01, 2016 03:13 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 01, 2016 03:13 PM (BI43k)
Don't be to sure on that. She could support Bernie. <<<<<
that would again make her 50% flattering, 50% disturbed.
I think we would again take that from a young person of the breasticle islands.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 01, 2016 03:13 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:13 PM (1UoEY)
_______________
There are no ISIS targets in Libya.
Libya is a paradise! I made sure of that when I convinced that equivocating pansy Barry Obama to use our military to take out that evil Gaddaffi. We came, we saw, he died.
And I publicly took my bows, as befitting my status as the brilliant global strategist that I am!
Now vote for me and my vagina, because we rule!
Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at August 01, 2016 03:14 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 03:14 PM (b/WXn)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:14 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:14 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:07 PM (6gk0M)
Dickhead Pariah is both an excellent sock and a band name.
It's a dessert topping! It's a floor wax!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 03:14 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 01, 2016 03:14 PM (Fp5Wm)
I don't know what they'll call it centuries from now ... but I believe we're in another one. I think a fundamental change in the public's relationship large organizations ... Government, Church, Corporations, Media, and such ... will be the result.
We'll either serve them or tear them down. Damned if I know which. But I truly believe we're going to go hard one way or another.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 01, 2016 03:05 PM
Just in them? Why no na' ride her on the way down?
Posted by: Maj. 'King' Kong, USAF (Ret.) at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (fgzLM)
betters goals. Do they consider actually numbers us there a line
anywhere for them
***
Obama's mentor, Ayers, thought they would have to eliminate about 10% of the population.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (X7E8f)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:16 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)
__________________________________
He's willing to hitch up to her wagon as VP, that pretty much disqualifies him from any positive qualities in my book.
Posted by: IP at August 01, 2016 03:16 PM (Fol9S)
Seems like, in the big scheme of history, we go through important
phases. Shit like The Enlightenment. The Industrial Revolution. And
on and on.
***
The second dark ages?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 01, 2016 03:17 PM (X7E8f)
This goes along with Dinesh's theory in the film the dems are pulling a con. and when presented with the evidence against the con, the rule is NEVER admit guilt, deny deny deny deny.
Scary how good D'Souza is at explaining her. And that not enough ppl will see it and learn the truth. Took my mom to the film. She thought Hillary looked presidential at DNC, but now post film will NOT vote for her no matter what. Yay Dinesh! If is in your area go and take a friend.
Ace movie review?
Posted by: LizLem at August 01, 2016 03:17 PM (hvf9s)
It's the Borg.
The Borg is BigGov, Academia, and MSM which is melding. BigBiz is increasingly part of this, often depending on industry.
If you have a position in the Borg your pay often has no direct connection to any measure of productivity or market worth. You get paid based on where you sit.
The Borg is concentrated from DC to Boston, and from San Diego to San Francisco, with regional outposts in many cities. If you live there, even if you're not in the Borg, your financial well-being depends on the Borg, and the media influences are stronger, and you tend to vote accordingly.
It's what makes Blue cities blue, and Blue States blue. In these places, the overall electoral split is rarely 90%/10%. It's often more like 60%/40%, with the influence of the Borg making the difference.
The melding has been going on for some time. What's newer is how many large companies and even entire industries are being co-opted. Most large law firms for example are now dominated by Leftist-leaning partners. Health care has been co-opted.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 01, 2016 03:17 PM (r1fLd)
I only got tickets because I worked for the dude who catered the thing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:18 PM (6gk0M)
Not all of them move forward. We've gotten so used to and expectant of progress, we've forgotten most of history was stagnant or even backward moving. There was also the fall of Rome, the Mongol Horde, and the Black Plague. Civilization doesn't only ratchet in one direction. I believe we're moving backward now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ajmojo at August 01, 2016 03:18 PM (1H9ox)
____________________
We know that he's a completely devout, practicing Catholic.
With a 100% rating from Planned Parenthood and NARAL.
Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at August 01, 2016 03:18 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 03:18 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ryan at August 01, 2016 03:19 PM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:19 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Sam Malone at August 01, 2016 03:20 PM (fgzLM)
Hey alex, I watched some videos of this guy doing cosplay bits at various conventions and found them pretty funny. I think you would enjoy them too. His Deadpool is of course quite fitting for Deadpool. But then he also does Kylo Ren which in a few instances is hilarious and I think you'll know which.
Deadpool - https://youtu.be/RSpH5dRYAPU
Kylo - https://youtu.be/bUl-r6qjZIQ
Posted by: buzzion at August 01, 2016 03:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:16 PM (zcwoC)
++++
Close enough.
https://youtu.be/Ms97mz3H69E
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 01, 2016 03:20 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at August 01, 2016 03:20 PM (svFmG)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 01, 2016 03:21 PM (yIPKR)
If Clinton and the establishment in their corroded, psychopathic worldview think they can run on "everything is awesome....we need moar, moar, moar" in this election cycle, it'll be a hell of sales job.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 01, 2016 03:21 PM (hqZPQ)
phases. Shit like The Enlightenment. The Industrial Revolution. And
on and on. I don't know what they'll call it centuries from now ... but I believe we're in another one."
The late Robert A. Heinlein predicted a coming long interregnum of decay, decline, dysfunction, and irrationality in Western societies.
His term for it was "The Crazy Years".
Posted by: torquewrench at August 01, 2016 03:21 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 01, 2016 03:22 PM (jsWA8)
The tykes are without fathers. They will be reduced to voting for free stuff unless the dad will take responsibility.
Eyes room..watches scattering horde
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:24 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: Gran at August 01, 2016 03:07 PM (XIXhw)
*waves*
Remember us?
Posted by: The Three Percenters at August 01, 2016 03:24 PM (YeKKY)
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:25 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:26 PM (1UoEY)
Ohhhhh thank you.
I think it's time I started some trade rumors.
*ponders*
OMG OMG OMG GUYS YOU GUUUUUUYYYYSS did you hear that the Nats are trading Bryce Harper to the Cubs for ARod (the Yanks are giving the Cubs ARod and $5 million just because) and seven minor leaguers!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at August 01, 2016 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (1UoEY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 01, 2016 03:01 PM (9krrF)
I'll be on my own. But I'll die in a pile of empty brass."
You're both welcome. Providing you can avoid all the zombies and make it to Texas.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
I'll have a river crossing set up due south of Durant/Achille Oklahoma into Bonham, Texas at that time.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (W+RZ5)
One of Hillary's big problems is drinking like a fish while on high powered medication. She is not well. It must be a nightmare to try to keep her upright, mobile, and at least a modicum of clarity.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (1UoEY)
You mean Nude Nood
Posted by: buzzion at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (z/Ubi)
His term for it was "The Crazy Years".--"
-Posted by: torquewrench at August 01, 2016 03:21 PM (noWW6)
No shit --and that dude was Crystal-Ball Correct.
Between him, Friedman and Orwell?
If I were a tin-foil hat wearing Conspiracy-Theorist, I couldn't have pointed out our future any better.
By-The-Way... You're my Favorite Poster of All-Time.
Irongrampa checks-in at 1.5.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (6gk0M)
"Lies, lies, lies, yeah..." Man, I can't get the Cocteau Twins out of my head today. Does that happen to anyone else?
Posted by: Hillary! at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (F1ndw)
.are you sure.
Posted by: willow at August 01, 2016 03:27 PM (zcwoC)
Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at August 01, 2016 03:28 PM (svFmG)
Which is good for Trump and this Khan kerfluffle. I think it will fade into background unless he or MSM keep it stirred up. I DO worry the wikileaks ISIS Hillary funding story will also get swept away too, meh.
Posted by: LizLem at August 01, 2016 03:28 PM (hvf9s)
I "think" the problem is this ... Traditional Entities like Central Govts, Big Business, and such can't rely on Economies of Scale and Control of Information anymore to stay on top. The Information Age has democratized everything.
Ace can blog politics. Anna Puma can write. And neither CNN nor Simon and Schuster like that shit one bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 01, 2016 03:28 PM (RKJF2)
or becomes so ill or brain damaged she cannot do the job, which means we
get President Kaine. What do we even know about the guy?"
One in a series of jaw-dropping moments during the Obama years came when Charlie Rose and Tom Brokaw were relaxing and casually riffing on air, in the immediate hours after Obama first being elected President, and the two of them openly admitting that, gee whiz, none of us have any idea who this guy really is or what he really stands for.
NOW they tell us.
Holy cannoli! I've just had a brainstorm. What if we had a special group of professional people whose job it was to find out stuff -- like what Presidential aspirants really stand for -- and then communicate their findings to the general public. We could call those people "journalists". We could even have expensive training programs for these "journalists" in all of the top universities. Pay them lots of money. And awards galas galore.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 01, 2016 03:28 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:28 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)
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Kaine is an unprincipled party-hack with an affable (or at least superficially affable) personality.
He is not as corrupt, venal, grasping, mendacious, and vicious as Hillary, but then, who is?
So yes, he'd be an improvement but a rather meaningless one. He will do whatever his bosses in the Party tell him to.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 01, 2016 03:30 PM (T/5A0)
Remember us?
Posted by: The Three Percenters at August 01, 2016 03:24 PM (YeKKY)
Not really.
Posted by: Gran at August 01, 2016 03:30 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at August 01, 2016 03:30 PM (kXoT0)
I've been mopping floors after pressure-washing decks all morning.
Chemicals being what they are, something is getting to me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:31 PM (6gk0M)
Couldn't we just call you |m| for short?
========
Man, like, wherever your personal reality leads you, man.
Posted by: The absolute value of M fka Mortimer at August 01, 2016 03:05 PM (yWKHr)
|m|... I just imagined you as Tommy Chong.
Posted by: redbanzai at August 01, 2016 03:32 PM (3JA/M)
-Posted by: torquewrench at August 01, 2016 03:28 PM (noWW6)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 01, 2016 03:32 PM (6gk0M)
rely on Economies of Scale and Control of Information anymore to stay on
top."
Yeah, because Big Businesses like Facebook, which are closely allied with Central Governments, aren't having any luck with exerting Control of Information.
Also, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are totally for real.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 01, 2016 03:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: LizLem at August 01, 2016 03:28 PM (hvf9s)
I don't care about the Khan kerfluffle--so hate me. No I never served, but, I was married for 36 years to a Viet Name Vet with all that entails including watching him die by inches from Agent Orange, so I have earned the right to my opinion.
They found one dead Muslim soldier out of the 14 that have died during the war on terror and got his grieving parents to call out Trump. Trump rightly asked, who wrote his speech. Wow, let's hang Trump. The story is that the number is 14 and that "our" Muslim "soldiers" have killed many many more of their fellow American soldiers than 14--Ft. Hood alone did that.
Did we discuss the 100,000 Muslim March on DC where all the moderate Muslims were to show up to support America and denounce ISIS. Counting very generously 200 of them showed up? http://tinyurl.com/j3cmhrf
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at August 01, 2016 03:39 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Hepcat at August 01, 2016 03:53 PM (5b+Sr)
Here's what bothers me:
(1) How does he know she didn't lie? He wasn't even there, and the interview wasn't recorded. Is there even a transcript?
(2) What questions was she asked, that she "didn't lie" about? Again, we'll never know. No recording.
Makes it seem more and more like the Fix was in.
Posted by: KeithV at August 01, 2016 04:12 PM (aZ8cu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2016 04:26 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Galadriel - LOTR Chick at August 01, 2016 06:47 PM (hKi6n)
I am completely convinced that while Obama is a classic textbook
narcissist, Hillary is just basic psychotic. As in, someone who has no
emotional connection to other people, that has no understanding of
emotions, relationships, or the value of human beings. She's unable to
like anyone, and tends to treat everyone with contempt and disregard at
best.
Unlike some, she's never learned to accurately or properly fake
human emotion. That's why the bizarre, fake reactions and disturbingly
"uncanny valley" behavior. She doesn't know humor, only how to fake it
-- badly. She doesn't know happiness, only how to attempt to simulate
it, and not very well.
She's insane, and like many people in this state is absolutely
certain without any possibility of question that she is totally right
and better than all others. And like many in her condition, certain a
dark conspiracy of evil enemies exists to stop her from her inevitable
triumph.
The problem is, if she gets into power... what does the psychotic do with power over other people?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 01, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+)
==================================================So you're saying she's Kim Il Jong, with a cooze.
Posted by: I was only joking my dear at August 01, 2016 09:16 PM (ev1Yh)
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