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Biden looked weird and talked rubbish.
Let's see how Captain Kickass does.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (lNcD6)
Posted by: Muhhumed Mohaamed Mohumanaed at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: IC at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (rwI+c)
Plus, I want to watch British people bake, so there's that.
Posted by: Smallish Bees at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (yjhOG)
Posted by: Muhhumed Mohaamed Mohumanaed at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: DNC organizatrixes at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (rLrEx)
Yet they still complain. Is there no satisfying these ingrates?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Gran at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Cobra Commander at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (3myMJ)
I don't want to be first!
I keel you last then!
Posted by: Muhhumed Mohaamed Mohumanaed at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)
Not if he decks you first.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (LuZz8)
Yet they still complain. Is there no satisfying these ingrates?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM
The planet has let him down.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Smallish Bees at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (yjhOG)
Sinbad
Joe Biden is kickin some knowledge right now at the DNC! Love you Joe !
Speak that truth. thank all of you for telling me to watch on C-SPAN
"Kickin" being a slang term last considered relevant during the first season of In Livin' Color.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (kdS6q)
I hope he goes for Trump's record of 75 minutes. The I-fest to end all I-fests!
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: probably at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (rLrEx)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Shrill and Shriller.
Screech and Screecher.
These are your democrat speakers.
For the next eight years, the screeching will never, ever end.
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (iynDC)
Yet they still complain. Is there no satisfying these ingrates?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (4ng05)<<<
Sure he did all that, but still couldn't get equal pay for women!!!
Posted by: stupid fucks of the DNC at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: ALH at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Sfs6o)
The best thing to do is to scratch them as vigorously as possible.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (lNcD6)
Dan Roberts
DNC shuts off lights over Bernie protestors chanting "no more war" during former defence secretary Panetta's speech.
One big happy family....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (u4nEs)
On a more important note - a much more important note - my bee stings are now all itchy.
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Ammonia, or believe it or not, Windex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (WVsWD)
I'm sober. I guess I'm a masochist
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (3myMJ)
What else do you feed a horse to make all the horseshit we're seeing?
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)
And he's on the hook until President Ladies' Tee decides to show up. Give us your best material, Joe!
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Ammonia, or believe it or not, Windex.
Flexseal!
Posted by: Muhhumed Mohaamed Mohumanaed at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz
Windex has ammonia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (kJslv)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: probably at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (rLrEx)
My goodness gracious, how do you mix up a drug cocktail for this loser that will let him be upbeat and engaging without bouncing off the wall, yet still enable him come off as thoughtful and full of
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz
Windex has ammonia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (3ZoRf)
Pee is cheaper.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (18h+i)
***
My wife is binge watching that right this very minute. She just discovered it yesterday.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (XN0hD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Poison ivy will also stop the itching from bee stings.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (lNcD6)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (g1MTt)
My favorite anti itch spray is dermapax. I haven't seen it in stores lately. My friends use it when they get poison oak.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (eU/yZ)
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Ammonia, or believe it or not, Windex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz
Windex has ammonia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (3ZoRf)
I know, but I wanted to be taken seriously so I......... oh yeah, I remember where I'm at now.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (jO7js)
CP time?
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (u4nEs)<<<
NO! I DID NOT SOUND LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY AT THE CONVENTION!!!
Posted by: Rudy at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (H9MG5)
*Ten minute standing ovation....
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (zLDYs)
Ammonia, or believe it or not, Windex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Windex has ammonia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah, but Windex also has bees. Teeny tiny little bees.
Just chock full of 'em.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (CH3GY)
Joe Biden is kickin some knowledge right now at the DNC! Love you Joe !
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (kdS6q) fnord (kdS6q)
He left out the "in the head" after "knowledge."
Also violated the rule against using the words "Biden" and "knowledge" in the same sentence.
Good old "Buy a Shotgun!" Biden
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (1kFWI)
When I woke up two weeks later in a nameless part of Nebraska, I realized that this may have not been very well thought through on my part.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (noWW6)
As will a cheese grater to get rid of the stingers.
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (nb2vX)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (3myMJ)
What else do you feed a horse to make all the horseshit we're seeing?Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)
Hay?
Posted by: Willy J. at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (BZey7)
Nice callback.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)
'SI' is shorter and would look mahvalous on the block pattern they have.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (LuZz
LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Gran at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Picric at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: B.O. channeling T.O. at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (H9MG5)
Look for low, shiny dark green, 3 leaved plants that grow on vines on the edge of the woods. Rub these leaves all over the stings, your face, and private areas.
Posted by: Omni Naturalist at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (iynDC)
Jordan
Exact wording AND instruction to @BernieSanders delegates by DNC is they can lose credentials for holding up "unauthorized" signs
The anti-Second Amendment party ain't that fond of the First either.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (kdS6q)
I hope Trump goes after Bloomberg.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (c1VpD)
The HQ is the best, bar none.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (vOn32)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (Y/5qL)
Posted by: IC at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (u4nEs)
Ammonia, or believe it or not, Windex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz
Windex with ammonia kills ants as fast as Raid.
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
https://twitter.com/chasdiem/status/758474807318974464
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (vBeA5)
Also as was mentioned up thread. The always popular let me be clear. And the always popular there are some who say.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (eU/yZ)
HORNETS? THEY DONT STING! THATS HOW THEY LAY EGGS!
Posted by: fixerupper
Yellow Jackets. Don't sting, they bite.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: bdawg65 at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (eEdJ+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (3ZoRf)
"Poison ivy will also stop the itching from bee stings."
It gonna take an ocean
Of Calamine Lotion
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: The Pink Panther at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (XN0hD)
Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (zLDYs)
They have. It's what they want. They'd force us all to eat gruel while they dine on steak and caviar.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: JEM at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (PRJyD)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (sdi6R)
... how Russia managed to take over Crimea - without virtually a shot being fired...
*5 minute standing ovation...
... how Libya, a relatively stable albeit repressive dicatorship was transformed into a failed state and haven for global terrorists...
*5 minute standing ovation
Syria. A half million dead, minimum. Millions displaced. Europe invaded by refugees and terrorists...
*10 MINUTE STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (4ng05)
Nonsense. Now pass the wagyu beef...
Posted by: Mooch, whose rent I am paying to assuage my guilt at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: ALH at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (Z56vq)
At some point they need to just project OBEY in 15 ft letters on the backdrop.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)
'SI' is shorter and would look mahvalous on the block pattern they have.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (P/kVC)
One of the more masterful and subtle trolls was at the 2004 RNC. After four years of commie cocksuckers insulting Bush by calling him "Dubya", on the last night of the convention the GOP put great big "W"s on the stage. Like 30 foot tall Ws. Made me laugh when I saw 'em.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (c6/9Q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FWZfj-4XKg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (HXQyP)
* * *
Holy shit, is Bloomberg running for Devil's Advocate?
* * *
May God bless and keep Bingo.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (eU/yZ)
*****
Watch out for Kasim Reed. He is being groomed for bigger things. He is not my Mayor, thank God.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Gran at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (XIXhw)
Please vote for hillary to do all the stuff I promised to do, but decided to play golf instead.
- B. Obama
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (ODxAs)
It'll work faster if you take it as a suppository.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (CH3GY)
had never heard of it until a few years ago and came upon it unawares, like custer on an indian camp.
really good flick.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 27, 2016 09:44 PM (WTSFk)
It'll work faster if you take it as a suppository.
Mix it with the kerosine. Don't you guys know nothin'?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:44 PM (rwI+c)
118 well that's a good damn idea.m I'll try some Benadryl. Thanks!
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:44 PM (Sfs6o)
* * *
Ringing endorsement from Bloomberg: "Hillary is sane."
* * *
May God bless and keep Bingo.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 09:45 PM (5o5ek)
had never heard of it until a few years ago and came upon it unawares, like custer on an indian camp.
really good flick.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 27, 2016 09:44 PM (WTSFk)
Yes it is. Enjoy!
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:45 PM (WYh6/)
-----------
Mrs Fixer is staring at me because I was giggling like a lunatic.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (JmjOe)
109 WeaselWoman had a bad case of chiggers last fall. It was touch and go there for a while but she pulled through.
118 well that's a good damn idea.m I'll try some Benadryl. Thanks!
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:44 PM (Sfs6o)
Use an ass bong for faster effect.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (P/kVC)
He's a native New Yorker. (Yes, I heard this in my head when I typed that, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1rH_iaZkv0 ). He has dealt with the New York press for his entire life. As his projects took him into other cities, he dealt with their press. So he feels no need to bend the knee and kiss their ring and say thank you when they kick him in the face at the behest of his foes. He just rolls with it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Roland Cabbage-Smythe at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (CbGSW)
Reapply often? Cold compress? I know the soap we use for poison oak is called fels naptha. It dries out the rash.
They have it at Amazon.
I know the bee stings aren't the same as the poison oak rash. There's nothing worse than itching.
I've never had poison oak. Knock on wood.
I hope you feel better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM
~~~~~
My pet peeve is, "The notion that..."
Posted by: IrishEi at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (Lsu4e)
Their ratings will tank and have tanked.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:44 PM (Sfs6o)
Make a paste out of baking soda. It'll help.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (4ng05)
https://twitter.com/chasdiem/status/758474807318974464
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (vBeA5)
******
Yeah, because the folks that are "most concerned about our security" can afford to have a President Elect using bad intel.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM
~~~~~
My pet peeve is, "The notion that..."
Posted by: IrishEi
That's just not who we are.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (UPYhp)
* * *
Bloomberg endorses:
"Hillary's not a perfect candidate." "We don't always agree with her." "As an independent...." "Hillary is sane."
My God.
THE TRUMPENING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE CONVENTION!!!
* * *
May God bless and keep Bingo.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (5o5ek)
Eat most pistachios if you feel itchy.
Posted by: Omni Naturalist at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:43 PM (LuZz
That convention had some good speeches.
We did our jackolantern that year as a big W.
rarely, I still see one of the small black W stickers on a truck
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (ozZau)
You haven't tried Benadryl yet. It helps. When my dog bit a bee and her face was swollen all the vet said to give her was Benadryl.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (eU/yZ)
https://twitter.com/chasdiem/status/758474807318974464
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (vBeA5)
******
Yeah, because the folks that are "most concerned about our security" can afford to have a President Elect using bad intel.
Posted by: at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (YLidQ)
IF Intel thought somebody was leaking that is a way to find the leaker.
IF there is a leaker, Reid may have leaked that.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:49 PM (P/kVC)
Oh that's rich.
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (u4nEs) fnord (u4nEs)
Well, sure, they *had* to spend twice as much of your money as they took in, because Kulaks mumble mumble.
But enough about debt, let's talk about Medicare and free college tuition.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:49 PM (wB8Tg)
Obama is going to tell us how experienced Hillary is at dodging those pesky 3 a.m. phone calls that require an executive decision.
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:49 PM (u4nEs)
I really hope no one ever takes ANY advice offered here. I would just be safer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (3ZoRf)
Worse, the problem at AoSHQ is that even if you pre-emptively do the opposite of what is recommended here, it might be even worse than the original recommendation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:49 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2016 09:49 PM (HXQyP)
I know it dries out the poison oak.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:49 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (sqpGi)
That was my problem. Lice. I think I messed up somewhere.
Posted by: Leon Trotsky at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (sdi6R)
Trump has them coming unhinged.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (DW+jj)
What? You're not really a licensed and certified phrenologist?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (rwI+c)
Ammonia, or believe it or not, Windex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz
Windex has ammonia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (3ZoRf)
Pee is cheaper.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (P/kVC)
Not always.
Posted by: Professional Dominatrix at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (WYh6/)
https://twitter.com/chasdiem/status/758474807318974464
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (vBeA5)
If that is a recent pic of the old pederast, I'd say Cotton's evisceration of him on the Senate floor took its toll. That and the rogue, probably rabid exercise band.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (4ng05)
Do NOT drive after taking the liquid benadryl because it can make you drowsy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:51 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (3ZoRf) fnord (3ZoRf)
Especially about hot dogs.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:51 PM (wB8Tg)
Off topic for you viewing enjoyment- young magician Kyle Eshen. If you like the comedy of Steven Wright, you might enjoy Kyle's act.
youtube.com/watch?v=L-3fzp7hJrI
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 27, 2016 09:51 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM
~~~~~
Ugh! Yes. That too.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (zOTsN)
Wait wut?
Posted by: Captain KickAss at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: IrishEi
That's just not who we are.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (UPYhp)
I think those are two Presidential phrases that will be immortalized like the Gettysburg Address was! Best part is with our current educational system, those two phrases are short enough that a student might just be able to remember them!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (rwI+c)
I can feel *edited for content* with the best of them!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:51 PM (kXoT0)
*****
It can also, literally, get you a DUI.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (YLidQ)
Tonight needs a schlonging.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Captain KickAss Making March Madness Picks on ESPN at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (sqpGi)
My mechanic is a citizen, from Mexico. He was teasing one of the girls in the office by saying Betty doesn't like Mexicans like Trump. It makes me want to read their Spanish language newspapers and the Spanish radio station to see what they are telling these people.
I didn't want to argue with my employee.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (MjBPw)
The cannibalistic mutants who are destroying humanity have all gathered together in a huge crowd.
And their leaders are giving speeches.
The speeches make no sense but hey, they're mutants.
For some reason, they've changed the look of the mutants-
they are really ugly and weirdly smug looking.
Huh?
Here's an ugly mutant he has big ole elephants ears and looks kinda like TFG...
...
...
...oh...
Ohhhhhhh.
*discretely changes channel to "Wayward Pines"*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (HGtd0)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (JmjOe)
>>>Is that Lenny Kravitz?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (JmjOe)<<<
I think it's the dude from the new Ghostbusters.
Posted by: close enough for govt. work at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (H9MG5)
151
Weasel,
You haven't tried Benadryl yet. It helps. When my dog bit a bee and
her face was swollen all the vet said to give her was Benadryl.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (eU/yZ)
Yep. Benadryl is a basic component of my first aid kits, for just this reason. I try to find the ones that are like breath strips. They dissolve and get into the system quicker than the capsules or tablets.
And I was serious about the ammonia. The no-itch pens that are advertised for insect bites are mostly just ammonia, you can smell it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (SzZnW)
Andrew Sullivan Liveblogs the DNC, Night 3
"Biden....How do you not love this guy?"
http://nym.ag/2ab2Jlf
Oooo - ick.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (kdS6q)
So Shapiro is playing a clip of Meryl Streep's speech at the Dim convention and Meryl is asking where Hillary! got her grit. I can't help butthink, "Did you check her vag?"
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (v3DL/)
A night shift nurse I know uses Benadryl as a sleeping pill.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (eU/yZ)
Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me
Posted by: Transcript of Gaylord's Speech at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (PjWy4)
He certainly isn't a singer.
Who wrote that?
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten
Lives next door to Darin and Samantha Stevens. His wife Gladys is nosy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 09:55 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (zOTsN)
Right now, I'm not seeing the humor in that!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:55 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Captain KickAss Partying With Beyonce and Tweeting at July 27, 2016 09:55 PM (LYCUN)
I just I can't...I'm gonna take a bath and rearrange my socks.
Posted by: sven10077
Yessss. Soon.
Posted by: The Paper Wasps Building a Nest in your Sock Drawer
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:55 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:50 PM (DW+jj)
For Pelosi, that train left the station decades. She has plaques on her wall of international awards for stupid.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (kXoT0)
I am going to get the strips. I have liquid and pill form. I did not know about the ammonia. I need to get some for my first aid kit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (eU/yZ)
Oh well back to writing. Got the original Frankenstein movie playing.
And if anyone has a spare dollar - https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (1kFWI)
Bill Clinton, DNC '08 and now Biden, DNC '16: "The example of our power has never been as good as the power of our example."
Plagiarizin' Joe at it again
Posted by: lurking lurker who lurks at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (I1NVD)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (eU/yZ)
*****
They are great for that. Never drive after taking them.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: IC at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (HGtd0)
Slow clap.
Bravo.
Posted by: Fletch at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (orDky)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: sippin_bourbon at July 27, 2016 09:58 PM (Gl74b)
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 09:58 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 09:58 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 09:58 PM (Ffw22)
That's how you know she'll fight for you!
Posted by: VP Joe Biden at July 27, 2016 09:58 PM (LYCUN)
Lenny Kravitz is on.
Guy hasn't done anything interesting since he banged Lisa Bonet.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (CH3GY)
Well, he did get a pretty awesome nightstick shampoo during one of the Hunger Games flicks.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:59 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 09:59 PM (dciA+)
I thought that Pitch Perfect movie was cute.
Not so cute when the ENTIRE cast appears with Hanoi Jane in a video for Hildemort.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:59 PM (ozZau)
* * *
Does anybody have a link to that hilarious political ad that came out about a month ago that just had all of the people presented saying happy things about the fact now we will have a president who has a vagina doing all these illegal things of Barack Obama did?
Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2016 09:53 PM (MjBPw)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFwdvMQHmOI
* * *
May God bless and keep Bingo.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 09:59 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:59 PM (sdi6R)
Some are marketed as asleep aids, some as other things - again, they are the exact same drug.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 09:59 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (syn4Y)
Oh my, I hope the DNC Druid did not realize that there are plenty of virgins in BernieBros contingent. This could get brutal.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 09:59 PM (kXoT0)
MAKE THIS OVER NOW
Tim Kaine doesn't even get to be the headliner at his own nomination?
I guess Obama the Narcissist can't be the warm-up act.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: CMU VET at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (ejB0r)
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (eU/yZ)
*****
They are great for that. Never drive after taking them.
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A few shots of bourbon and youll drive just fine.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 10:00 PM (dciA+)
Really? Or are you jacking with me?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (sdi6R)
THEN, it should be safe to suck out the venom.
Posted by: Roland Cabbage-Smythe at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (CbGSW)
The behind the scenes Saudi money at Fox has been making its presence known for a while now. It's just getting more apparent now that the Saudis' preferred political catspaw is in trouble in the polls.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Oedipus at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (CXLVd)
Let me know when the mini-stonehenge and dancing midgets are up.
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (syn4Y)
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Just make sure it's 18 feet and not 18 inches.
Posted by: David St. Hubbins at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (1kFWI)
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (Ffw22)
Weird.
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Omni Naturalist at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (iynDC)
I like how they are all for Colonial America when it favors them.
Of course he went to Mizzou.
Posted by: SGT York at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (ITvKk)
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A few shots of bourbon and youll drive just fine.
Posted by: fixerupper
That's what the Capitol Hill Police say, anyway.
Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (Ffw22)
Weird.
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (/m8T6)
Gee, ya think the check bounced?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Brit Hume will show you how to survive an entire evening on the ball sweat of a failed President.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: the President who brought you the Federal Toilet police at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (ER48c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (IqV8l)
Weren't Greek columns often built by slaves? How ironic they chose that symbol of oppression in 2008.
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (0vsws)
Seriously, Chris Wallace seems to be the "conservative voice" on the air now. FFS!
Posted by: Oedipus at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (/tuJf)
There is some evidence to the effect that long term use can produce cognitive impairment, especially in older individuals.
I occasionally use it as a cheap OTC sedative, especially on airplanes, but I try to avoid making a habit.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Corrine Brown in Jail at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (LYCUN)
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Gah..look out below!
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (Ffw22)
-the presidency is not a reality show
-you dont want a JV team in there
-this is not who we are
-clinton has great judgement and is a steady force
-she cares
-respected by allies
-world stage is not a television show
-experience
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (c6/9Q)
Weird.
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 10:01 PM (/m8T6)
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That is strange...would he still run as the Green Party candidate, would Stein step out of the way? She did offer that at one point...
Posted by: William Eaton at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:02 PM (WVsWD)
****
They are taking one for the team and reporting on it. I for one am grateful.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)
Good one.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (eU/yZ)
Listen Morty Obama spent more money than the previous 43 Presidents combined...
why is the kid still fucking hungry?
Posted by: sven10077 at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (c+7Ko)
Ah, the ever aggrieved Left. Never lets up on the gas:
Franchesca Ramsey
it's ableist to suggest someone is "insane" bc you don't agree w them.
Trump's bigotry AND ignorance isn't a mental illness
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:54 PM (JmjOe
At least she is a female and not bad on the eyes either.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (Q9ugn)
It's very very hard for ipobama not to talk about himself. This should be interesting. But not for me
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN)
Weasel,
You haven't tried Benadryl yet. It helps. When my dog bit a bee and
her face was swollen all the vet said to give her was Benadryl.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (eU/yZ)
I had a dog that regularly ate bees. She'd developed her own hunting method for them. Over a concrete sidewalk, she'd snap them out of the air and let them fall, then she'd scrape them into mush that couldn't sting anymore, then she'd lick 'em up.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Ripley
It wasn't really intentional. TFG just said something about "going Greek" and the organizers got confused.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Roland Cabbage-Smythe at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (Ffw22)
I want him to add, you're likable enough Hillary.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: sven10077 at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (SzZnW)
It's sure as hell bled many a litle Black kid on the South Side of Chicago. The ones who never get a protest...because they were killed by the same kind of thugs that BLM worships and adores.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (kXoT0)
Now it doesn't phase me. In fact, it has an opposite effect: a "restless legs/arms" effect. It will do that in a small percentage of the population, and it's something the RA and maybe the drugs for it have done over the years to me.
I remember reading something about how this "restless legs" effect likely happens, and IIRC, the chronic inflammation may be the culprit.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)
Taking one for the team is fine. This poop party is above and beyond the call of duty.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:56 PM (DW+jj) "
Yup, pretty much every sleep aid is just diphenhydramine with a different name and package, with a few exceptions. There are homeopathic ones like calmes fortes from Hyland's (so, yknow, ones that don't do anything), there's melatonin and compounds that mix melatonin with all sorts of stuff (GABA and L-Tryptophan are mixed with melatonin in the brand Alteril). And Unisom's flagship product is doxlyamine succinate, a different drug altogether. Again, buying off-brand doxylamine succinate will save you a few bucks with no difference at all in the product you're getting.
Gee, can you tell I'm an insomniac?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (kumBu)
Is she going to do that 1984 thing again.
What else do they have to talk about. Fuck this is boring.
Wiki leaks save us. Release the kraken
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)
An independent who endorsed Hillary yesterday. Got it.
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (JmjOe)
I have a gut feeling it is coming.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (Q9ugn)
No, but we haven't had the combination of a malign narcissist POTUS and an invisible white bread VP before.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (rwI+c)
I can't stop staring at it now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (/tuJf)
* * *
Kaine says "My son deployed in x Marine Battalion." Pauses for applause. Waits. Waits....
* * *
May God bless and keep Bingo.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: IC at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (c6/9Q)
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lol..I'm X rated. eight years on the bird.
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (CH3GY)
1000 quatloos on the newcomer!
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (rxzt4)
Jeff Flake
Trying to count the ways I hate @timkaine. Drawing a blank.
Congrats to a good man and a good friend.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (sqpGi)
That's our job.
Posted by: Scientology at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: turambar at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (ur33b)
I think it'd be awesome if they showed her on the big screen behind him, just watching him, blinking.
Posted by: Oedipus at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 10:05 PM (WYh6/)
Point of Order
FGOTUS First Gentleman of The United States, pronounce FaGOATus. I like it, it fits old BJ to a tee
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (kXoT0)
More bland "accept everyone" bs. Meaningless drivel.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: The Rock at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (H9MG5)
You didn't mix it with the kerosine, did you? It makes all the difference.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (rwI+c)
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lol..I'm X rated. eight years on the bird.
Right on Willy. I love the plane.
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: the sitting POTUS at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (yddCj)
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (WYh6/)
Who blew em?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:08 PM (JmjOe)
That slut Dunham, probably.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (pUDQf)
He does have that "Character actor I know I've seen in something before" look to him.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (syn4Y)
I'd like to kick Capt. You know what in the ass....
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:07 PM
I know what you mean.
Posted by: William Riker at July 27, 2016 10:10 PM (IqV8l)
Seriously there is a whole nother day? What are the gonna do? Dig up zombie Kennedy?
Arghhshahha
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)
Taking one for the team is fine. This poop party is above and beyond the call of duty.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (WVsWD)
It means I don't have to watch it, but still get the salient points from it. Works for me. YMMV.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:10 PM (YLidQ)
I've never seen or heard of this option before. You may need to take advice here with a grain of salt. But you can learn tons from the horde.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 27, 2016 10:10 PM (BZey7)
Has she named a VP?
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2016 10:10 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:11 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:11 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: Jeff Flake (R) at July 27, 2016 10:11 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:11 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: gracepc at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (eSQgj)
If you are going to give
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (0vsws)
BECAUSE SOME ARE FUCKING NOT!
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (H9MG5)
I could be wrong.
Is the Mexican flag waving?
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (O2RFr)
"He's sort of Biden-lite on the engagement with the Hill," said South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham, who's been part of negotiating groups with Kaine.
"Tim would be a good steady hand for her. He'd be well received on our side of the aisle if he's an emissary from the president."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (kdS6q)
Arghhshahha
Posted by: ThunderB
Have you seen the broads there? I'm a fan of getting some strange, but come on!
Posted by: Zombie JFK at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (u4nEs)
I remember reading something about how this "restless legs" effect likely happens, and IIRC, the chronic inflammation may be the culprit.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:06 PM (DW+jj) "
Many moons ago (okay, I'm just about to turn 29, so not that many moons), I used to abuse Zolpidem (Ambien) to combat my insomnia. After a few months, I realized that if I didn't go to sleep within about 10 minutes of taking the pill, it would have the exact opposite effect. I'd be wired - more amped up than I'd be on five cups of coffee.
The human body is a fucking beautiful disaster.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (rxzt4)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (JGNQ+)
Posted by: Preznit Barrycade at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (ER48c)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (0vsws)
And have better looking womens.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Donald, The Trump. at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (iynDC)
The one officer to go to trial before a jury was nearly acquitted on all charges, with the vote to acquit 11-1 on the most serious charge of involuntary manslaughter.
"we came close"
ESAD, Mosby.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Yuimetal at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (m9IaN)
On the plus side, Waldorf's Transition seems to be going well.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (CH3GY)
Seriously, Chris Wallace seems to be the "conservative voice" on the air now. FFS!
Posted by: Oedipus at July 27, 2016 10:03 PM (CXLVd)
----
Faulkner was pushing back with the left turn of Fox again today. Way way more than Wallace ever has IMO. Fox had some liberal on yapping at the beginning of Trump's pressed today, even CNN didn't do that.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (yNyJy)
Here in Virginia we called him "the eyebrow". Notice it, it's mutated.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (pUDQf)
Make Spanish the official language of the United States
Hillary!
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (IKsp1)
Posted by: George Will at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (Q9ugn)
* * *
This guy is a gamma male.
* * *
May God bless and keep Drooper.
* * *
May God bless and keep Drooper.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (c6/9Q)
Arghhshahha
Posted by: ThunderB
If I join the Republican party posthumously, do I still get to bang other broads?
Posted by: Zombie JFK at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (7qAYi)
It's 50mg (two 25mg pills or capsules, which is the usual strength).
Max dose for Benadryl is supposed to be 300mg per 24 hrs.
Some idiots use it "recreationally" and exceed that, but I hear it usually makes a bad trip.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:10 PM (YLidQ)
I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm saying that the people watching are braver than I am.
They deserve something nice.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:15 PM (WVsWD)
George Will has jumped the shark. He's dead to me
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:15 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:15 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:15 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul...Nehlen, that is at July 27, 2016 10:16 PM (gjgWX)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:16 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (bpOyS)
.................
Bid over to a small cabin fleet(mmo .7
. Miss the speed and power of the X.
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 10:16 PM (Ffw22)
Upon entering the Senate, Kaine began getting to know Texas Sen. Ted Cruz. After being oriented together as part of the class of 2012, Kaine dined with Cruz at the house of independent Maine Sen. Angus King, and the two have spoken regularly about books and legal issues.
"We get along great," Kaine said of Cruz in an interview in 2014. "We've socialized together. Took dinners, sometimes he and I together, just the two of us. Sometimes with others."
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:16 PM (kdS6q)
So gun violence in Richmond has been solved, yes?
No more gun violence in Virginia. Problem solved.
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 10:16 PM (u4nEs)
BECAUSE SOME ARE FUCKING NOT!
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (H9MG5)
To a lefty, anyone born in "The Americas" is an American.
Posted by: Zombie JFK at July 27, 2016 10:17 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:17 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 27, 2016 10:17 PM (J3phO)
He does have that "Character actor I know I've seen in something before" look to him.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)
Bartender on TNG
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 10:17 PM (P/kVC)
And lick fresh creases into his pants!
Posted by: David "Bobbi" Brooks at July 27, 2016 10:17 PM (Tyii7)
If you squint slightly he looks like Dr. Smith from Lost In Space.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 27, 2016 10:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:17 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:15 PM (eSQgj) "
If you kill him, don't bury him dressed in blue jeans. That's just insult to injury.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)
Have me a couple of vodka and waters.
*Sweaves and werves down rosd*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (PNOM0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (H9MG5)
It's sort of like the standard Benzos. It hits different receptors by a little bit, but can do the same anxiety inducing on withdrawal kind of thing. I should shut up, I know only enough to be dangerous.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (DW+jj)
El baby killin - check
El Welfare - check
El Bang Bangs outlawed - check
El Hood Dialect - check
El Vajajay - check
El Glass Ceiling - check
El Minimum Wage - check
El Trumpo is El Hitler - check
El Celebrities Love Us - check
Have we covered everything?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (PNOM0)
Finally going to get to the bottom of this UFO stuff?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:09 PM (bpOyS)
.................
Bid over to a small cabin fleet(mmo .7. Miss the speed and power of the X.
It's all about QOL though.
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (bpOyS)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Montgomery Burns at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 27, 2016 10:12 PM (JGNQ+)
George Will is transitioning. Next week ze wants to be called Georgia Wilhelmina.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (yNyJy)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zf9yod3
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)
Santeria, Voudun, Rasifarianism, Scientology...who knows, if there's a subset of the rainbow to be wooed, they are gonna go for it....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Pam at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (cF0hS)
Tim Kaine is as appealing as a dirt sandwich.
Posted by: mpfs at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (KzPJv)
Those are the only two options to stop Trump and the idea he represents.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (IKsp1)
Holy cow we have a winner.
Although I believe you mean Count Baltar.
Posted by: Fletch at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (orDky)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)
****
Are you kidding? Wrap him in "dungarees".
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (YLidQ)
These guys are supposed to be pros, right?
This is supposed to be their forte.
Is it that fucking difficult?
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (PNOM0)
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: MSM d. 2008 RIP at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Roland Cabbage-Smythe at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (u4nEs)
I've listened a total of three minutes, and he seems like a douchebag.
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (8iiMU)
He is more Bidenesque than Ole Slow Joe himself. What a maroon!
Posted by: rd at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (bpOyS)
* * *
A talking turd would look exciting after this.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (/tuJf)
-------------------
Come to think of it, Obama and Mr. Hanky have never been seen in the same room together.
* * *
May God bless and keep Drooper.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: db at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (CpH7S)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (O2RFr)
Remembering here Billy Jeff, as an obscure small-state Governor, addressing the DNC in 1988, and droning on tediously for so long that the biggest single applause line of the entire night turned out to be when Clinton finally said, "And in conclusion..."
Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (noWW6)
I have a friend that used to take ambien. She was sleep shopping. Buying wierd stuff. She bought a honey baked ham one time. She takes lunesta now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (eU/yZ)
Weirdly enough, Mexico has border control in one direction.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM
OK, who is socking Banana Splits Guy? (glares)
The REAL Banana Splits Guy would have said the best thing to do is have Winona scratch them vigorously.
In Dutch.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: radar at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (s3IQQ)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: rd at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (uQh+H)
So the new gold standard in VP selections for the Dims is:
Find me a VP so lame they can never impeach me.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (eU/yZ)
That would make an excellent tweet. I'm not on Twitter, though.
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: rd at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (uQh+H)
I didn't like, and I thought a large amount of it was bullshit, but Biden at least showed he was capable of giving a speech. It wasn't Lincoln or anything, but a decent speech.
It shouldn't be tough.
It appears to be tough for a lot of these people.
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (PNOM0)
Ossifer, he was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit 'em.
Posted by: Donald, The Trump. at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (H9MG5)
It's 50mg (two 25mg pills or capsules, which is the usual strength).
Max dose for Benadryl is supposed to be 300mg per 24 hrs.
Some idiots use it "recreationally" and exceed that, but I hear it usually makes a bad trip.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:14 PM (DW+jj) "
Yeah, I think the recommended dose for succinate is one pill, which is 25 mg. As far as doing diphenhydramine recreationally - I mean, if you want to be a junkie, get a better brand of junk. It's like having the internet at your disposal but deciding to crank it to a pantyhose ad in the newspaper. And as a sleep aid, I can't imagine someone taking 300 mg and not conking out pretty quickly. But I imagine you'd be groggy as hell when you woke up.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Insert Name Here at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (iGbT1)
It's long overdue.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27,
Tomorrow... if it happens at all...
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)
Me either.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Timoteo Kaine at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:52 PM (CH3GY)
Well, he did manage to totally ruin "American Woman".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: mpfs at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (KzPJv)
With the dirt on her, this really is incredible.
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (PNOM0)
Kinda different than I remember.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (9ym/8)
Well they Womens thing wasn't working so they had to try something else...
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (O2RFr)
Dunno', but maybe they do in Honduras since that's where Kaine the Jesuit Missionary spent his time and fell in love the the peoples blah blah blah
Posted by: gracepc at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (OU4q6)
I am not sure what the hell that means, but it sure made me laugh like a fucking hyena.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Am Yisrael Hai at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (9ym/8)
Summary of Trump' s reddit AMA tonight
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zf9yod3
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 10:19 PM (7lVbc)
Winning. That is how it's done.
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: YatYas at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (5v4w4)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away
Ug, frightful word. Sort of a PVC sound, don't you know.
Posted by: Rebecca Vermin-Jones at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (UPYhp)
These guys are supposed to be pros, right?
This is supposed to be their forte.
Is it that fucking difficult?
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (PNOM0)
Worst Political Class ever.
Now you know why Trump is beating their asses up one side and down the other. These are utter idiots.
They were picked by the consultants because they are "tractable."
Posted by: rd at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (uQh+H)
* * *
Do the politicians in Mexico speak English to their constituents when they are running for office?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (eU/yZ)
That would make an excellent tweet. I'm not on Twitter, though.
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
----------------
Done. All 108 of my followers are forming a movement as we post.
* * *
May God bless and keep Drooper.
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Chillus Fristbitten at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (u4nEs)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (3myMJ)
What else do you feed a horse to make all the horseshit we're seeing?
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)
Hay, feeding straw will kill them. Some horses have straw for bedding (ie, racehorses) but it is otherwise rare in the US. A horse not fed properly with straw for bedding will eat it and get ill.
Posted by: firehorse at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (//TVq)
Posted by: Citation X Driver at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (bpOyS)
#Winning!
Posted by: Hillary! at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (J3phO)
Just a sad state of affairs all around I guess
Posted by: Tank at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (0Q4N3)
Posted by: the guy at the podium at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (ER48c)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (GUBah)
"Her life is in your hands, Dude."
Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Roland Cabbage-Smythe at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (CbGSW)
...Kaines speech in a nutshell.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (ADIwO)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (O2RFr)<<<
This is not entirely believeable.
Posted by: fetuses everywhere at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (H9MG5)
Well, most of the time. It may be absorption. I may not absorb it fast enough normally to get enough dose to do it. Once, I think it did halfway work, but I can't remember. I'll bet there was something that enhanced the absorption, or something, but damned if I know what it was.
Me, if you're gonna knock me out, it's gonna take some serious shit, and the shit you need medical supervision for. I remember when I had my hip done, the anethesiologist remarked he had to give me enough to knock a horse out.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj)
Jim Cavan
Tim Kaine just flagged your Pinewood Derby car for having an illegal number of ball bearings.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: turambar at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (ur33b)
Posted by: mpfs at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (KzPJv)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (eU/yZ)
The Donald is going to fuck him up over this.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: the guy at the podium at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (ER48c)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 10:21 PM (GUBah)
I was eating chicken fried rice when I read this. Now my sinus cavities and nostrils and throat is caked in it.
It hurts to laugh but fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: Timoteo Kaine at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (PNOM0)
Posted by: Formaldehyde Amendment at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (yNyJy)
With Hillary as the Nominee someone had to look Feminine..
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 10:22 PM (noWW6)
Arkansas is a medium sized state (27th to be exact) with a smallish population. For all intents and purposes totally owned and operated by the families who are billionaires because of Tyson Foods and Walmart and in some cases both. The Clintons were the stooges for these people.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (PNOM0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:18 PM (DW+jj) "
I had my days of abusing benzos as well (diazepam and alprazolam mostly) and they never gave me the 'wired' effect, but I did hit a point of pretty much complete tolerance. I could take pop them like tic-tacs and it would barely make me drowsy.
I know it's not the best way to quit, but the day I got a new shrink, he told me (pretty much ordered me) to quit cold turkey, I have, and haven't touched any of the junk since. I didn't experience withdrawal symptoms, so maybe I wasn't taking quite as much as I remember.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (rwI+c)
Akilah Hughes
Tim Kaine reminds me of Flower from Bambi.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (kdS6q)
The feygelah skunk?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: antisocialist at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (O2RFr)
some serious shit, and the shit you need medical supervision for. I
remember when I had my hip done, the anethesiologist remarked he had to
give me enough to knock a horse out.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I was getting my wisdom teeth pulled. Woke up halfway through and started helping the surgeon out by yanking my head. THEN he decided to give me the good stuff I guess because I didn't wake up for a looooong time.
Posted by: Roland Cabbage-Smythe at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (CbGSW)
That voice is odd in a creepy way."
I'm not watching but Kaine has a weird face. He's got a constant evil, bad guy expression.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (5o5ek)
******
Look, Douchebag. I have not seriously pursued turning you into a puff of smoke, yet. Keep posting this stream of consciousness crap, and I will. Enough.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: @votermom
Still room on the plain. But he'll have to sit between Roman and Lena.
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (UPYhp)
Not that there's anything wrong with tha a la jerry Seinfeld
But I think the word "deployed" implies something different - maybe that's on me as a listener bi put I think Afghanistan or Iraq when I hear deployed
So naturally, I denounce myself.
Posted by: Tank at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (0Q4N3)
Posted by: mpfs at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (KzPJv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (kdS6q)
They're really riding this "defending kids" stuff.
With the dirt on her, this really is incredible.
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:24 PM (PNOM0)
"Defending kids" by doubling the national debt they inherit -- thus ensuring that the first few months' wages they earn every year will go to paying for the bullshit Obama spent before they were out of school.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 10:31 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (Q9ugn) "
Scotty was Hoffman's char, right? The boom mic operator who lost his shit seeing Dirk's dong and then tried to kiss him? Fucking great character/performance.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:31 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:31 PM (O2RFr)
Have you seen her teeth?
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:31 PM (CH3GY)
I'm really starting to believe Trump is going to win. This is awful.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (/tuJf)
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Most ENERGETIC Convention, EVER!
Posted by: MSM at July 27, 2016 10:31 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:31 PM (zOTsN)
Let's all remember the ground rules here. A brief review: Marines are psychotic war criminals and sadistic baby-bayonetters, except when they're relatives of Democratic political aspirants, in which case they represent all that is best in our great nation.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Donald, The Trump. at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (iynDC)
That's me too. I actually woke up while they were stitching up an incision during surgery and sat up and grabbed my surgeon by the scruff of his scrubs and asked did you open me?
They tried a laparoscopy and I knew they might have to do the surgery conventionally.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Tim Karl Josef in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (O2RFr)
Earlier today, heard him say son was deploying to the front lines in Europe. Good grief, Eastern Europe is cheap alcohol and beautiful women.
Posted by: YatYas at July 27, 2016 10:25 PM (5v4w4)
Western Europe, on the other hand, does seem to be on the front lines lately.
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (J9FkY)
Posted by: The 158-Pound Skeleton in Tim Kaine's Closet at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but Kaine looks good in mascara.
Posted by: Dave the Lighting guy at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (yNyJy)
With Hillary as the Nominee someone had to look Feminine..
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (O2RFr)
:-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (YLidQ)
The JEF is gonna be pissy because his speech is gonna run past 11 and no one will be watching.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: antisocialist at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (lNcD6)
Posted by: Hillary's cough at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (ER48c)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (J9FkY)
But please, for the sake of My liver don't make the drinking game about when He says "I"...
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: radar at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (s3IQQ)
Posted by: Clinton Campaign Strategerist at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 10:28 PM (kXoT0) fnord (kXoT0)
Good old Tyson Chicken And Cocaine!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 10:34 PM (3myMJ)
I've joked with friends before that with my background in sleep aid abuse, if someone is trying to do the classic movie drink bait-and-switch with roofies or w/e to knock me out, they better dose it for an elephant. Otherwise I'm not going to drop.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:34 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 10:34 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 10:35 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:29 PM (/tuJf)
I'm trying to put myself in the mind of a moderate watching this, but I just find it hard to believe this helps. They'd have to pay attention for more than ten minutes of this for anything he says to matter.
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:35 PM (PNOM0)
They had to give me enough to knock out a horse's ass.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 10:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:35 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:35 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 10:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 27, 2016 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:27 PM (Q9ugn) "
Scotty was Hoffman's char, right? The boom mic operator who lost his shit seeing Dirk's dong and then tried to kiss him? Fucking great character/performance.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:31 PM (kumB
Indeed sir.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:36 PM (Q9ugn)
He looks and moves his head like an animatronic elf.
All he needs are the pointy ears.
I'm sure he's already wearing the tights.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 10:36 PM (HGtd0)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 10:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 10:36 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:37 PM (9ym/8)
It can kill. Convulsions, DTs, and psychosis.
A neighbor lady around here got hooked on one 'em a while back. She would go absolutely crazy, freaking out, panic attacks upon witdrawal. They finally got her off of them, but it took a long time.
It was some damned doc who got her hooked for her "nerves" as they say. This was a while back. She wanted off of them, tried to go cold turkey, and freaked out.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:37 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 10:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 10:38 PM (PNOM0)
Posted by: antisocialist at July 27, 2016 10:38 PM (9n14Y)
Earlier today, heard him say son was deploying to the front lines in Europe.
There are "lines" in Europe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2016 10:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:39 PM (Q9ugn)
Fox has made a hard left turn since Ailes left. It took a few hours for that 180.
Their ratings will tank and have tanked.
---
Remember, Fox is owned by Murdoch and the Saudis.
Both support Hillary.
"Conservative" is just a business thing.
I expect most of their producers are liberals, so the change will be immediate.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 27, 2016 10:39 PM (tvyXw)
Biden or Kaine?
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 10:39 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2016 10:38 PM (IqV8l)
He went to the front of the line at International Haus in Frankfurt am Main.
He choose the Latvian.
Posted by: Tim Karl Josef in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 10:39 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj) "
If I ever went above 15 it was an accident (taking a 12.5 instead of a 10 and combining it with half a 10), but I had a few 'zombie' moments. Or just short blocks of time I've completely lost.
I finally knew what my friends who 'black out' when they drink were talking about. The memory loss was the thing that scared me enough to say that I have to quit using this shit.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:40 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Clinton Campaign Strategerist at July 27, 2016 10:41 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 27, 2016 10:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:33 PM (9ym/
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Yeah, Sugar Kaine does. Like Ricard Simmons on Dancing With The Oldies. How's the dog today?
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:42 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 10:42 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:43 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 10:43 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 10:44 PM (3myMJ)
He advanced his career by making a useful marriage, in Kaine's case to Ann Holton, the daughter of a Governor of Virginia.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2016 10:44 PM (T/5A0)
I suppose I'm bit like the character in Half-Baked who tried to go to Nacotics Anonymous for weed and basically gets berated (by Bob Saget especially), because he wasn't a "real" addict.
I was taking some amount of diazepam, zolpidem and alprazolam every night. I considered myself to be an addict and was ashamed to be one. It's a part of my life I'm not proud of. But obviously I didn't take enough that quitting cold turkey gave me the DT's or anything like that.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:45 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 10:47 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:48 PM (yNyJy)
People in black through the Dem Fence
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 10:46 PM (6IPEM
Do tell.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 10:48 PM (Q9ugn)
Oh shit. Cops have their nightsticks out and shoving people.
People in black through the Dem Fence
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 10:46 PM (6IPEM)
Go on...
Posted by: moron getting aroused at July 27, 2016 10:48 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:49 PM (CH3GY)
Prolly going to the vet at some point. Still doing house repairs. Dad's seriously confused.
Got my hands full.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 10:50 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: antisocialist at July 27, 2016 10:51 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: YIKES! at July 27, 2016 10:51 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:51 PM (yNyJy)
People without the proper documentation to be on the other side of the barrier.
Police are trying to find and arrest these illegal, undocumented barrier-crossers.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 27, 2016 10:52 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 10:52 PM (yNyJy)
And thanks to the morons who have the stomach to watch any of this. I caught just a little bit of the 2012 Dem idiocy-fest and like some here had trouble believing what I was seeing.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2016 10:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:53 PM (eSQgj)
Tim Kaine mails in the warranty card on his wife's vibrator
found on twitter
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 10:53 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 10:54 PM (CH3GY)
The Marines and my job took me away from Virginia for years, and all I did for years was dream of returning home. I move away in 1998 and moved back in 2010, and it was revolting what the commonwealth had devolved into.
Posted by: radar at July 27, 2016 10:54 PM (s3IQQ)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 10:54 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 10:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: YatYas at July 27, 2016 10:54 PM (5v4w4)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:55 PM (eSQgj)
But I do want to check out the B-52 thing Maet has in the ONT (bombers, not rock music). The "Christmas bombing" - I remember it well.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2016 10:55 PM (QDnY+)
The benzos hit, what is it, the GABA receptors which are the "slow down" system, slow the brain down. I forget what the competeting "speed up" system is. Anyway, the brain adjusts, "fighting" the effect, finding a new equilibrium that depends on the presence of the drug.
Take it away suddenly, and the brain is now very much out of equilibrium and swings over the over-excited side.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 10:56 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:56 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 10:58 PM (eSQgj)
I admit it's been a while since I looked at NRO much, even though there are still some sane heads there.
Yesterday a friend texted me a small excerpt from some Williamson thing - it is pretty stunning, how off the rails some people have gone.
And VDH had something there the other day that stole/borrowed a thought I've had since the very first appearance of TDS in any form: it's 2016, not 1996 - if you have any reserve of hysterical fear and alarm remaining after the last 7 years (9, really), then something's wrong.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2016 10:59 PM (QDnY+)
On a more important note - a much more important note - my bee stings are now all itchy.
Posted by: Weasel at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Ammonia, or believe it or not, Windex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz
Straight up or on the rocks?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid, emdee at July 27, 2016 11:00 PM (8CWzB)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2016 11:01 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 11:02 PM (/tuJf)
I mean our politics and our future are scripted like the early 90's WWF.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 11:04 PM (Q9ugn)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2016 11:05 PM (5f5bM)
615 This is not who we are.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 11:02 PM (/tuJf
We are who we have been waiting for.
Posted by: Vero Possumus at July 27, 2016 11:06 PM (8CWzB)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:06 PM (iynDC)
Our political system is broken. It is resetting itself. The body politic is forcing it. Economically, one of those is coming to. These are interesting times we've been blessed to live in.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 11:06 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:07 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:08 PM (iynDC)
I won.
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:07 PM (iynDC)
And even though Hils might be in the WH I will still be ruling the country. Winning!
Posted by: gracepc at July 27, 2016 11:09 PM (OU4q6)
Yeah, I suppose it would be categorized more as 'dependence' than 'addiction' since it didn't physically alter my brain chemistry (or at least not to a significant extent). Still not a pleasant thing, and I'm glad that part of my life is behind me.
If an addict is a two pack a day smoker and I was a half-a-pack a day smoker, I'm glad to now be a non-smoker.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 11:09 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Mike Tison at July 27, 2016 11:09 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 27, 2016 11:11 PM (BS8yt)
Not many. There are moments, but they are balanced out by the reverses in sanity. I just had to delete Geraghty from my twitter feed.
I can't stomach siding with Hillary Clinton, it shows a lack of understanding of the left.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 11:11 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:12 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 11:12 PM (yNyJy)
Must be his body trying to reject the demons inside.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 27, 2016 11:12 PM (5xDis)
Our political system is broken. It is resetting itself. The body politic is forcing it. Economically, one of those is coming to. These are interesting times we've been blessed to live in.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 11:06 PM (DW+jj) "
Totally agreed. The current coalitions had been fractious - now, they're rent asunder. Re-alignment isn't pretty, but it's a chance for an actual party that cares about, y'know, small government and individual liberty.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 11:12 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 27, 2016 11:13 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 11:15 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 11:15 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Mike Tison at July 27, 2016 11:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 11:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:15 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 27, 2016 11:16 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 11:16 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 11:17 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 27, 2016 11:19 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2016 11:20 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:20 PM (iynDC)
Selma
@drink
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 11:20 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 11:21 PM (O2RFr)
VDH lives on a farm in the California Valley, so unlike the Manhattanites/Chevy Chase mooks, actually doesn't care about virtue signaling so much
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 11:22 PM (eSQgj)
unlike the Manhattanites/Chevy Chase mooks, actually doesn't care about
virtue signaling so much
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 11:22 PM (eSQgj)
And VDH WORKS for a living as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 11:25 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:25 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 11:26 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2016 11:27 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 11:29 PM (Q9ugn)
The stands are half empty in the nose bleed seats. CSpan just flashed on that.
--
They're running ads in Craigslist in Philly. For warm bodies to fill the seats...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 27, 2016 11:29 PM (tvyXw)
Oh, I watched his sorry arse and Hilz in the Rose Garden post Benghazi. You betcha. The only time I watched him live, prior to him jumping on plane to Vegas for fund raiser.
I cannot wait til he is gone. Please, God, let it be true, that I will live to see that happy day of drinking and celebration.
He lies!
The one thing I want to know is if every protester is silenced during the Facial Mole's victory lap.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 27, 2016 11:30 PM (Wb4xo)
Everything this a-hole says is one monster troll.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 11:31 PM (H9MG5)
is he running for the president of the world now ? whats going on ?
---
Yep. UN Secretary General.
It's against the rules, but they'll change them for Satan... I mean O.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 27, 2016 11:31 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 27, 2016 11:32 PM (Wb4xo)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 27, 2016 11:32 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 11:33 PM (/tuJf)
Wipe them out! Make a New America!
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:34 PM (iynDC)
Andy McCarthy is still solid on jihad, too.
Posted by: radar at July 27, 2016 11:35 PM (s3IQQ)
Posted by: Cascadia at July 27, 2016 11:35 PM (XGy6S)
Trump is in their brains. They cannot escape. This is why he has tics and Hilz is aging in spite of all they pump into her. His speech today scorched their earth. hahahahahah. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 27, 2016 11:35 PM (Wb4xo)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 27, 2016 11:31 PM (tvyXw) "
After January of 2017, Obama can admit he's from Kenya and thus fully eligible to be the UN Sec-Gen.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 11:37 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 11:38 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Barky at July 27, 2016 11:38 PM (iynDC)
Hil the Haggard Harridan, of course, has the same effect on us all. FOX has blown it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 27, 2016 11:40 PM (Wb4xo)
Obama is going to make speeches for an enormous amount of money and turn it into even more money. Just like Bubba.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 11:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 11:41 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 11:41 PM (/tuJf)
Is this true now? If not, due to effing optics, then I hope they all just suddenly get blue flu and leave (if riots break out). Not watching due to health and what is left of two sane brain cells.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 27, 2016 11:44 PM (Wb4xo)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 27, 2016 11:45 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 11:45 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 11:40 PM (/tuJf) "
It's true that even though UN Sec-Gen is mostly a figurehead, there is actual work involved in the job, which rules it out for Obama.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 27, 2016 11:46 PM (kumBu)
Am I crazy that I would vote for Trump over Clinton but not Biden? Crazy Joe loves America too.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 27, 2016 11:51 PM (sqHNm)
Posted by: Swarthy Glory Hole Attendant at July 27, 2016 11:52 PM (wfLG9)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 27, 2016 11:51 PM (sqHNm)
Yeah, it is crazy. He is a mendacious twat with a long history of twatting mendaciously, who apparently just gulled you with some words he read off a teleprompter.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at July 28, 2016 12:02 AM (Hm4tY)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 28, 2016 12:03 AM (e8kgV)
Make no mistake though - I'll vote for the dead hooker in the trunk of Ace's car before I'd vote for Clinton.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 28, 2016 12:14 AM (ebcV9)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 28, 2016 12:16 AM (ebcV9)
Posted by: B. Sprouts at July 28, 2016 12:27 AM (Q6WFG)
Posted by: TB3K at July 28, 2016 12:28 AM (Q6WFG)
"Tim Kaine leading chants of "Si se puede!" "Yes, we can!" Crowd goes wild when he speaks Spanish."
He probably sported a Mexican flag pin on his lapel -- but there was no mention of this.
Posted by: gracepc at July 28, 2016 12:39 AM (OU4q6)
And he has a trowel of dark make-up on. He ain't that color, he is greenish most of the time. I guess this color is "Preznit's mohagany with a twist of burnished mocha creme." HARF!!!
MY EYES!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 28, 2016 12:50 AM (Wb4xo)
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 01:13 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 28, 2016 01:47 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 28, 2016 06:14 AM (mpXpK)
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)