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Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:43 PM (5o5ek) 2
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 08:43 PM (3ZoRf) 3
Classy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 08:44 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:44 PM (5o5ek) Posted by: Dems campaign slogan at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (H9MG5) 6
"Reggie, you need to trim your nails, girl! My back is a mess!"
Posted by: Barack Obama Actual DNC Voicemail at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (OkKDg) 7
Total-ly class-less
May they forever be encased in ice in the 9th Circle of Hell forced to look upon the visage of an angry Michelle Obama. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (1kFWI) 8
"Sometimes I don't. If I like a moment, for me, personally, I don't like to have the distraction of the camera. I just want to stay in it. "
* * * I thought I'd found the actual wikileaks link but ??? * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (5o5ek) 9
Mitt Romney gave that man cancer!
Posted by: Tavis Smiley at July 27, 2016 08:46 PM (LYCUN) 10
>>>A guy with cancer was booted out of his seat so they could put a bigger money man next to King Barky.<<<
To be fair, that rich guy might have also been an interesting Italican... so, important. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 08:46 PM (H9MG5) 11
Bring me some interesting Italians a a High Dollar Donor!
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at July 27, 2016 08:46 PM (CH3GY) Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 08:46 PM (wYnyS) 13
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2016 08:46 PM (gyKtp) 14
Trump is going to eat these people alive.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (/tuJf) 15
...and somebody put on Sportscenter!
Posted by: Barackhenaten I at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (CH3GY) 16
Oh my this could be epic - most people are usually a little less inhibited in voicemail messages ....
Confusion to our enemies ! Posted by: the underpeople in Cordwainer Smith stories at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (gUoN4) 17
9 Mitt Romney gave that man cancer!
Posted by: Tavis Smiley at July 27, 2016 08:46 PM (LYCUN) I thought he only gave women cancer. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (SRKgf) 18
Trump shouldn't really need to say anything.
But if he stays silent, he is just as foolish as Romney. He has to call them out. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (4+VII) 19
Heh.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (EzgxV) 20
Whew. Not much room left on the back burner.
Posted by: The MFM at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (Tyii7) 21
Yeah, but...the Russians!
Posted by: MSM at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (LQLeS) 22
TFG wants an interesting Italian
He'll settle for someone who can speak Austrian He'll get a half-drunk Peruvian. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (UPYhp) 23
Panetta just hit the stage. He's one of the only competent Dems on this issue.
Now watch him disgrace himself Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (ozZau) 24
Trump wants Putin to take over the US!
Posted by: Katy Tur at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (LYCUN) Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (CH3GY) 26
Just in time for hills big nite...release the emails.....!!!!! Tomorrow will be epic.
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (c+7Ko) 27
Any messages from me?
Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (ZxmMG) 28
So, he wants an interesting Italian, eh?
Posted by: Zombie Don Corleone at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (Tyii7) 29
flaming skull?
Posted by: Former Mass Resident at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (4+yTC) 30
I dunno.....sure seems like a dumpster fire.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (EzgxV) 31
Yeah, but...the Russians!
Posted by: MSM at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (LQLeS) True, but Trump sort of spiked that one being a credible research topic by your jerks! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (wYnyS) 32
Trump is going to eat these people alive.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (/tuJf) God I hope so. Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 08:50 PM (heN73) 33
Ambassadorships have always been a perk distributed to party donors. BFD Assange. You got something worthwhile? Put up or shut up.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 27, 2016 08:50 PM (qbnYE) 34
Instead of watching this, I decided to watch "Hating Breitbart" on Netflix since I had never seen it. Even the opening scenes start pissing you off about the media. Man I miss that guy and what he would do with current events. Only got half way thru and the kids came in, so I'll have to finish it later. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 08:50 PM (ODxAs) 35
"Susan, I need more mouthwash. Lots and lots of mouthwash."
Posted by: Huma Abedin Actual DNC Voicemail at July 27, 2016 08:50 PM (Mt8T4) 36
Ambassador Stevens, Last night I was assured by the former President Bill Clinton, that your life was improved.
Shut up. Be happy. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:50 PM (4+VII) 37
Calling Leon Panetta competent just shows how shallow the Dem bench is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (1kFWI) 38
Panetta just hit the stage. He's one of the only competent Dems on this issue.
Now watch him disgrace himself Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (ozZau) Competent and Democrat do NOT belong in the same sentence, nor do honest and Democrat! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (wYnyS) 39
You wouldn't lie to us now would you leon?
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (c+7Ko) 40
I, for one, cannot WAIT to read all 30,000 of Hillary Clinton's e-mails about her yoga techniques.
Posted by: Smallish Bees at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (yjhOG) 41
It occurs to me that staffers might be a bit more forthright in their voicemails, as opposed to emails.
They can't be subpoenaed, and surely they have all been warned about what they put into emails. But spoken stuff? Ruh roh. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (gyKtp) 42
"And don't forget my booster seat."
Posted by: George Snuffalupugus Actual DNC Voicemail at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (Mt8T4) 43
It's treason to let those Russkies learn about yoga and become all lithe and limber!
Posted by: MSDNC at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (LQLeS) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 08:52 PM (9ym/8) 45
"Yeah. Right there. Right here."
* * * So, he wants an interesting Italian, eh? Posted by: Zombie Don Corleone at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (Tyii7) -------------------- You want an interesting Italian. You'll settle for Madonna. You'll get Leon Panetta. * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:52 PM (5o5ek) 46
"Terrorists who pervert the teachings of Islam"
Doesn't anybody in the political leadership get it? Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:52 PM (sdi6R) 47
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2016 08:52 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:52 PM (4+VII) 49
Posted by: George Snuffalupugus Actual DNC Voicemail at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (Mt8T4)
I wish I thought that was a joke! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 08:52 PM (wYnyS) 50
I wonder. If I win the Powerball tonight, how much would I have to donate to Trump to become ambassador to Japan?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (1kFWI) 51
Oooh, this is a new level.
And fun as hell. I mean, it'd be nice to see the JEF and Hillary get taken down a peg or three, but it's almost even more fun to see the party maggots thrown out into the broiling sun. Die, scum, die. Posted by: JEM at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (o+SC1) 52
I got willowed in the last thread:
OK, I listened to the voicemails. Big nothingburger, unless there are more to come. A few people bitching about Bernie, people wanting favors, one wanting Mooch for an appearance, one from Gloria Allred wanting a call back. Here's a link to the VMs: https://tinyurl.com/grounah Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (GUBah) 53
Uh oh. Sounds like Code Off Red.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (/tuJf) 54
So. Business as usual. What difference does it make at this point anyway?
Posted by: freaked at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (BO/km) 55
>> I wonder. If I win the Powerball tonight, how much would I
>> have to donate to Trump to become ambassador to Japan? I dunno. Can you draw a decent indecent manga? Posted by: JEM at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (o+SC1) 56
Leon Panetta shilling for Hillary about Isis.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (Y/5qL) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (4+VII) 58
People wake up? Indictments? Is this really something?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (kP16F) 59
Competent and Democrat do NOT belong in the same sentence, nor do honest and Democrat!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (wYnyS) yes, but he's a lot better than the other Dems, and he's gone after Obama. Grading on a huge curve here, and yes, he is now disgracing himself at the moment. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (ozZau) 60
Are they chanting "No More War"?
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R) 61
Pakistan!
Posted by: General McIenerny at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (LYCUN) 62
"Yeah. Right there. Right here."
* * * Panetta is saying something about a French priest being murdered in a church. Sounds very dark. * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (5o5ek) 63
Interesting Italian? Here I am!
Posted by: Zombie Louis Prima at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (LQLeS) 64
53 Uh oh. Sounds like Code Off Red.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (/tuJf) Did you order the Code Off Red!!!???!!!! Posted by: Tom Cruise at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (XIXhw) 65
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (1kFWI)
My fingers are crossed for you!! Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (eU/yZ) 66
Wait - no Russia is one of our adversaries? Isn't that what Romney was crucified for saying?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf) 67
The Trump abides.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi) 68
Why does ovomit hate people with cancer?
Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (Ffw22) 69
>> OK, I listened to the voicemails.
Part of the fun here is that someone got to their Cisco-or-whatever VM server. Posted by: JEM at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (o+SC1) 70
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)
I think so. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (eU/yZ) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (ODxAs) 72
Oh man, the MFM mention Barry one time but mostly try to spin this as paying for Hillary access. Well the high dollar fund raisers getting access at convention and the fund raising events iis standard politics but the cancer bump at a "presidents roundtable" for someone who donated more $$$ might have folks saying "wait, what?" I hope TRUMP or some PAC gets that into a commercial so the LIVs hear it.
Posted by: Palerider at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (dkExz) 73
Whatdaya mean, I'm interesting? You mean like a clown?
Posted by: Joe Pesci at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (LQLeS) 74
JEM, I am a naughty android cat-girl exotic dancer who has taken up a life of crime with my twin sister in the bacteria smog encrusted berg called Newport City. My chief nemesis is a crazy girl with a tank fixation called Leona of the Newport City Tank Police...
Got it covered. Right Uni? Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (1kFWI) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Leftists everywhere since the French Revolution at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (4+VII) 77
He just said in an unstable world, we can't afford an unstable leader. Doesn't this statement fir Hillary.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (eU/yZ) 78
"Yeah. Right there. Right here."
* * * OK, I listened to the voicemails. Big nothingburger --------------------- Money makes politics go 'round? Shocka. * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (5o5ek) 79
"Terrorists who pervert the teachings of Islam"
Doesn't anybody in the political leadership get it? Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:52 PM (sdi6R) They're running interference for Islam. Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (heN73) 80
The people in the crowd are hilarious/disgusting.
Leon Pancetta, who's helped SCOAMF and Cankles pork this country for years, says that we need to stop the people like those that just killed the Catholic priest... the trained seals clapped loudly. But your candidate is more likely to bring them over as refugees where they can wreak havoc, than to blow them into a warm pink mist on the battlefield. Fucking. Idiots. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (H9MG5) 81
Panetta's gonna get the Dimz some cred. He got da brainz.
Posted by: freaked at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (BO/km) 82
"Terrorists who pervert the teachings of Islam"
Doesn't anybody in the political leadership get it? Posted by: rickl The guys with ear pieces behind the politicians get it. And that's all that matter to them. You? Your expendable. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (VY8H5) 83
I'm having a pretty hard time believing it to, Leon.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 08:56 PM (/tuJf) 84
Anna sounds hot.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (qUNWi) 85
*ignores wikileaks*
So, how 'bout those racist transhomophobes that kick puppies, the Republicans! Posted by: The MSM at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (vBeA5) 86
72 Oh man, the MFM mention Barry one time but mostly try to spin this as paying for Hillary access. Well the high dollar fund raisers getting access at convention and the fund raising events iis standard politics but the cancer bump at a "presidents roundtable" for someone who donated more $$$ might have folks saying "wait, what?" I hope TRUMP or some PAC gets that into a commercial so the LIVs hear it.
Posted by: Palerider at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (dkExz) That's interesting. Honestly, I would have thought they would be covering for Hillary more than Barry at this point. Kind of weird that they want to trade the future for their present... or wait, maybe this is how dems think about everything. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (3ZoRf) 87
"I wonder. If I win the Powerball tonight, how much would I have to donate to Trump to become ambassador to Japan?
Posted by: Anna Puma " Yeah. But then what the Japanese do? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (9ym/8) 88
I wouldn't wanna be an ambassador, some nasty-ass foreign country with a buncha hostiles for neighbors .... I really just want to be a US Marshal with a no-show job.
sweeet Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (gUoN4) Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (dciA+) 90
"Ambassador Stevens, I received your request for more security. You'll be happy to know that I've doubled the budget for smoke detectors." Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (LuZz8) 91
"Trump shouldn't really need to say anything.
But if he stays silent, he is just as foolish as Romney. He has to call them out." Can't believe the Donald will pass up this opportunity. Snarky tweets to come. Maybe another press conference. Think of all the sound its for commercials. Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (JSovD) Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (VdICR) 93
"Yeah. Right there. Right here."
* * * Sheesh, what's Panetta running for? Tales of him standing on a chair in the humble little Italian restaurant his parents opened, to one day become the Secretary of Defense. * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (5o5ek) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (EUMr7) 95
What are the protesters chanting now? They're being drowned out by "USA!".
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R) 96
This is obviously a fake story, 'cause if it were true, CNN, MSNBC, and my local TV station would be talking about it!
Posted by: Typical LIV at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (vBeA5) 97
Leon Panetta is utterly contemptible. A servile, despicable functionary made rich is the service of evil. May he rot in Hell.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (Y/5qL) 98
Oh, it's Dr Jill Biden. Dr.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (eU/yZ) 99
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R)
I can't tell either. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:59 PM (eU/yZ) 100
The protesters had a one-syllable chant before they were drowned out by "USA!". I wonder what it was?
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:59 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 08:59 PM (9ym/8) 102
>>>They're being drowned out by "USA!".
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R)<<< Having to cheer that must be agonizing for 98.5% of them. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 08:59 PM (H9MG5) 103
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 08:59 PM (0mRoj) 104
Jill Biden's cheeks look like a couple of well callused and oiled heels.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 08:59 PM (P/kVC) 105
98 Oh, it's Dr Jill Biden. Dr.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (eU/yZ) Who's next. DR. Amy Bishop? Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf) 106
I have been to a few high dollar fundraisers on the Dem side and a bigger bunch of hypocrites, racists, money grubbing ass sniffers in one room you couldn't find anywhere else.
And those were the "good" people on their side. Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars paid so they could shake the hand of a rapist and tell themselves how important they all were. Disgusting bunch. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2016 09:00 PM (ej1L0) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 09:00 PM (BK3ZS) Posted by: Leftists everywhere since the French Revolution at July 27, 2016 09:00 PM (4+VII) 109
Is this a revolution going on?
Cuz it's puddin-dippin-good if it is. (If I invite you to dinner at my house, pass on the pudding. Pro tip.) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 27, 2016 09:00 PM (EUMr7) 110
These guys don't realize that they're half right,
terrorism is not the face of islam, it is the heart of islam! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:00 PM (wYnyS) 111
"Let's just call it a ghost cat, Walter Mitty. "
* * * Oh, it's Dr Jill Biden. Dr. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (eU/yZ) ---------------- Fun facts about DOCTOR Jill Biden and Dr. Lynne Cheney: http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/06/dr-biden-she-presumes.php * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 09:01 PM (5o5ek) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 09:01 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: Prof. Falken at July 27, 2016 09:01 PM (XIXhw) 114
Certainly gives the appearance of pay for play Of course who didn't know own that was going on DEMS I suppose. Doesn't surprise us, but it might encourage some dems to stay home Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:01 PM (zOTsN) 115
As God is my witness, I thought cancer was contagious.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 27, 2016 09:01 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (4+VII) 117
And right now, Trump is doing a rally in Sranton, PA. Heh.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (/tuJf) 118
they gonna push temperament and judgement a lot, aren't they
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (c6/9Q) 119
69 >> OK, I listened to the voicemails. Part of the fun here is that someone got to their Cisco-or-whatever VM server. Posted by: JEM at July 27, 2016 08:55 PM (o+SC1) Either that, or they have their VOIP system set up to also send VMs as attachments to the recipient's email address. That's easy to sort. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (LuZz8) 120
"Part of the fun here is that someone got to their Cisco-or-whatever VM server. "
Indeed. Wonder what else they got to? Who thought the DNC convention would be this interesting? Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (JSovD) 121
>> I wonder. If I win the Powerball tonight, how much would I have to donate to Trump to become ambassador to Japan?
No money. Tentacle porn audition tape. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (rxzt4) 122
If Jill Biden was the wife of a Republican VP she would be mocked as an airhead, a bleach blonde.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (Y/5qL) 123
I missed the abortion show, but the "gun safety" folks were on while I was cooking.
I really liked the part where one said Hillary would fight both ISIS and the "gun lobby", which is me and millions of other Americans. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (ozZau) 124
>>Jill Biden's cheeks look like a couple of well callused and oiled heels.
Posted by: Burnt Toast That pretty much describes Joe and Jill as well. Posted by: Aviator at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (c7vUv) 125
But . . . But . . . Trump wants to sic the KGB on Hillary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 09:02 PM (Nwg0u) 126
"(If I invite you to dinner at my house, pass on the pudding. Pro tip.)"
Sweet. What are we having? Never big on sweets. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (9ym/8) 127
Man, I was hoping some of those Bowel Movement Mothers or shooting victim honeys would have intro'd me.
I was looking forward to getting in a little groping. Posted by: Joke Biden at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (H9MG5) 128
I think Soros funds the center for american progress. So Panetta clearly doesn't give a shit about security. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (ODxAs) 129
Does Chelsea get to talk tonight?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (x9c8r) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (zOTsN) 131
The people are, to use one of Rush's phrases, "politically ill".
Jesse Waters was interviewing some of the loons, one of which was some ancient hippie. When asked that doesn't he think defeating ISIS is a good idea, he said, well I guess so. But I don't know what their ideology is. What do they think about global warming? Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (DW+jj) 132
Hope everybody will like my speech.
Posted by: Neil Kinnock at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (ozZau) 134
US Ambassador Anna Puma accredited to Japan would be so awesome.
Plus she can judge some Japanese TV contests. Anna Puma, win that Powerball! Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (hyuyC) 135
Oh, it's Dr Jill Biden. Posted by: CaliGirl Isn't that the one that got her brakes cut by Joe, because he wanted to trade up? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:04 PM (kdS6q) 136
Waiting for the Tsar's guards to fire into the revolution crowd.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:04 PM (eSQgj) 137
"Let's just call it a ghost cat, Walter Mitty. "
* * * "Ambassador Stevens, I received your request for more security. You'll be happy to know that I've doubled the budget for smoke detectors." Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (LuZz ------------------- "And in keeping with UN Climate Control recommendations, I have taken steps to remove the most pressing threat in your region, air conditioning. I hear it's really not needed in Liberia anyway." * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 09:04 PM (5o5ek) 138
Is Joe running for anything? Who let this clown take the stage?
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:04 PM (WYh6/) 139
Leon Panetta shilling for Hillary about Isis.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (Y/5qL) Damn good book, Anna can be proud!Oh wait... Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:05 PM (wYnyS) 140
131 The people are, to use one of Rush's phrases, "politically ill".
Jesse Waters was interviewing some of the loons, one of which was some ancient hippie. When asked that doesn't he think defeating ISIS is a good idea, he said, well I guess so. But I don't know what their ideology is. What do they think about global warming? Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (DW+jj) My God. You have to work extremely hard to stay that ignorant. Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 09:05 PM (0mRoj) 141
136 Waiting for the Tsar's guards to fire into the revolution crowd.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:04 PM (eSQgj) Give them the canister. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:05 PM (3ZoRf) 142
Cancer.....ugh, how timley
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 09:05 PM (c+7Ko) 143
Waiting for the Tsar's guards to fire into the revolution crowd. Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:04 PM (eSQgj) It isn't the same without a looooooong staircase. And a baby carriage. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:05 PM (LuZz8) 144
De heer Trump, ik wil de ambassadeur in Nederland met mijn vrouw Winona!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (rxzt4) 145
'Isn't that the one that got her brakes cut by Joe, because he wanted to trade up?'
Wasn't that an episode of McMillian and Wife? Posted by: freaked at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (BO/km) 146
Leon Panetta is utterly contemptible. A servile, despicable functionary made rich is the service of evil. May he rot in Hell.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (Y/5qL) Up twinkles Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (eSQgj) 147
How did they get voicemails? I am starting to think this was an inside job.
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (7lVbc) Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (Ffw22) 149
I think this is coming from a DNC person. From the inside.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (zOTsN) 150
Here comes Uncle Joe. Is the Melania Plagiarism scandal going to overshadow his speech? Does Neil Kinnock have a comment?
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (Y/5qL) 151
No grope means no grope!!!!
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (c+7Ko) 152
De Nederlanders, Amerikanen zijn je vrienden! Nu Winona en ik moet seks hebben!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (rxzt4) 153
I think this is coming from a DNC person. From the inside.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (zOTsN) That's what I think, too. Closet Bernie supporter on the inside. Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (GUBah) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (9ym/8) 155
>>>Does Neil Kinnock have a comment?
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (Y/5qL)<<< Already ahead of you @132. Posted by: Neil Kinnock at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (H9MG5) 156
God bless us... everyone!
Posted by: Tiny Timley at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (XIXhw) 157
My God. You have to work extremely hard to stay that ignorant. Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 09:05 PM (0mRoj) That is a beautifully crafted phrase. I'm just so sad that it's so true. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (ezHMO) 158
"My God. You have to work extremely hard to stay that ignorant."
Too many bad acid trips tends to mess with the brain cells. Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (JSovD) 159
It isn't the same without a looooooong staircase. And a baby carriage.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:05 PM (LuZz Cecil Richards is there. The baby carriage holds just just parts. Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (eSQgj) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 09:08 PM (ODxAs) 161
Ik zou graag uw staat evenement bij te wonen, maar ik zal het hebben van seks met Winona!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:08 PM (lNcD6) 162
How did they get voicemails? I am starting to think this was an inside job. Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (7lVbc) VOIP systems usually have an option to also send VMs as attachments to the person's email. We have it that way in my shop.But I like the idea of "inside job" better. It'll be a lot of fun watching the Donks tear themselves apart during the inevitable mole hunt. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (LuZz8) 163
'What do they think about global warming? '
As long as it's mostly in Israel we are good with it. Posted by: Muhhumed Mohaamed Mohumanaed at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (BO/km) 164
Joe is a glorified court jester.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (WYh6/) 165
Playing the Rocky theme for Slow Joe?
Is it because they've both suffered years of head traumas? Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (H9MG5) 166
Leon Panetta, SOD who spent enormous energy pursuing the pers behind attack on Benghazi consulate, and found a very offensive video.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (c6/9Q) 167
161 Ik zou graag uw staat evenement bij te wonen, maar ik zal het hebben van seks met Winona!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:08 PM (lNcD6) Although, you could also be talking about John Crichton's pulse pistol. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (3ZoRf) 168
Too many bad acid trips tends to mess with the brain cells.
Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (JSovD) The brown acid they warned us about has long lasting side effects! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (wYnyS) 169
How can they cut the power, man, they're animals,,,,.!
Posted by: Sarahw mostly at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (Sp1NT) 170
"Panetta just hit the stage. He's one of the only competent Dems on this issue. Now watch him disgrace himself"
Willowed in the previous thread: [Panetta is] the guy who claimed in his memoirs, about his time as SECDEF, that there were absolutely no units in position to respond on the night of the brave last stand in Benghazi. Too bad, so sad. But nothing to be done for it, yunnow? It has since come out that Panetta's key aide at the Pentagon, Jeremy Bash, in an e-mail sent that very night, referred to a rapid response force that was already "spinning up as we speak" and set to go, as soon as they got clearance from State. Which apparently never came. The proverbial 3 AM phone call was actually a 3 AM e-mail, which went unanswered. Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (noWW6) 171
That is a beautifully crafted phrase.
I'm just so sad that it's so true. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (ezHMO) Thank you. And it is sad. Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (0mRoj) 172
The paste eater is on now. I don't know why the dems played what sounded like the 'Rocky' theme. He sounds as real as when you call an 800 number and hear a voice thanking you for calling.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (a0CBs) 173
How many arenas could the DNC fill if they didn't kill the black babies?
Posted by: Buffalbob at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (wYtsh) 174
Cecil Richards is there. The baby carriage holds just just parts.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:07 PM (eSQgj) Ugh, from her bio I'm pretty are I played field hockey against her in high school. If I knew then what I know now, she'd have more dents. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (ozZau) 175
This thought is actually somewhat timely, I think...
Ideas that everything that is going on is somehow all some well orchestrated elite, globalist plot to create a new world order, are, or seem to be still received as pretty tin foil hatish in their origins - seems to me anyway. But something I just read on Comcast's homepage got me to thinking: When Boehner was in trouble with the so-called base of the party, he just kept saying the same anti-conservative, pro-collaborationist BS no matter how strong the pushback, as if he was on autopilot, as if the pushback from actual people held no significance whatsoever - right up until the last moment. It seemed almost suicidal. The same shit happened with Ryan, and Corker and Flake. McConnell seemed to show a little instinct toward self-preservation, but even he, every time he DOES speak, it is the same anti-base (if you will) BS. Obama, no matter how things get, is never held to account for the state of the world. Look at his signature achievement - Obamacare. It is an unmitigated disaster. It's nothing like anyone said it would be and he is still the hero who brought it about. On Comcast, the headline is something to the effect that the world is awaiting his convention speech. It's like the world, under his masterful guidance, has reached the level of perfection that the promise of Obama always... well... promised. This is not natural. The way news organizations are acting toward this shitshow, the way they are exalting him and showing unnatural reverence toward him in spite of the spectacular nature of his abject failure... No, something is behind this. Something is driving this. There is a reason this is happening and it is not pro-US as in YOU and ME. I don't care what people think of me. That's the way I see this. Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (4ng05) 176
This is America's true Forrest Gump. How this moron got this far in politics says it all.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (/tuJf) 177
I like the style of the Dem'cong stage. Mid 20th century brutalist.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (P/kVC) 178
A guy with cancer was booted out of his seat so they could put a bigger money man next to King Barky.
Blago: "I've got this thing and it's fucking golden." "I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing," And he rots in jail while the rest of the criminal class is running the country Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (auHtY) 179
Anybody else think that the Dem Convention just isn't the same with hearing Teddy Kennedy's heartrending rendition of "Bridge Over Troubled Water"?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (UPYhp) 180
Jesse Waters was interviewing some of the loons, one of which was some ancient hippie. When asked that doesn't he think defeating ISIS is a good idea, he said, well I guess so. But I don't know what their ideology is. What do they think about global warming?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (DW+jj) I'm guessing that ISIS scum beheading a priest during a service is a feature and not a bug to these people. Remember, anything Christian, and especially, Catholic, is evil and must be destroyed. ISIS would be just dandy with them. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (ezHMO) 181
"Let's just call it a ghost cat, Walter Mitty. "
* * * Biden had plastic surgery. The dude's eyes look like piss-holes in snow. * * * May God bless and keep Bingo. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (5o5ek) 182
Obama is the embodiment of honor character and resolve...
at least that what I remember him saying just now and Michelle is incredible Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (a0CBs) 183
De Nederlanders zijn een geweldige partner en we kijken uit naar een welvarende .... neem me niet kwalijk, ik moet vertrekken. Winona is het maken van pannenkoeken.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (lNcD6) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 27, 2016 09:12 PM (EUMr7) 185
Does Joe know that Barack isn't running again?
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:12 PM (WYh6/) 186
I don't care what people think of me. That's the way I see this.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (4ng05) I suggest you don't read Revelations! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (wYnyS) 187
Nobody better blow the margins on this one.
And second look at Julian Assange? I don't know much about him, but I have new found respect for him. Who would have ever though a fugitive holed up at the Ecuadorian embassy would be the one to cause this much chaos at the D convention? This is fun to watch unfold. I hope he has RNC leaks too so we can be vindicated about all the collusion among our own shitweasel GOPe class. Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (6IPEM) 188
Ugh, from her bio I'm pretty are I played field hockey against her in high school. If I knew then what I know now, she'd have more dents. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (ozZau) Depending on where you went to school in Texas, you and I probably played field hockey against each other as well! Mercy, what a small world the Moron Universe is!! Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (ezHMO) 189
>>>De Nederlanders zijn een geweldige partner en we kijken uit naar een
welvarende .... neem me niet kwalijk, ik moet vertrekken. Winona is het maken van pannenkoeken. Dutch girls take credit cards, depending on the neighborhood. A friend told me...... Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (EUMr7) Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (a0CBs) 191
Okay, I've maintained voice mail systems.
There are about a half-dozen plausible ways you could get just about anything you want from the system, a dozen if you can access the phone room. A *LOT* of technical maintenance of phone systems is done by independent contractors who are given passwords. These passwords are often factory defaults. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (wB8Tg) 192
"Is Joe running for anything? Who let this clown take the stage?"
It's his last chance to shine on the national stage. My dream is to see all these idiots having to sit through Trump's acceptance speech come January. What long frowny faces there will be. Fingers crossed. Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (JSovD) 193
185 Does Joe know that Barack isn't running again?
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:12 PM (WYh6/) It is always about him. Never forget that. Even Hillary's win or loss will be framed differently based on how it will reflect on him. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (3ZoRf) 194
Good god Trump has them chasing each other's tails. Panetta was supposed to be the guy to get up there and say what a danger to National Security Trump was. Instead, it becomes another brawl over Bernie Bros vs. Clinton cronies, that Panetta is a war criminal, and is it PC to chant USA.
Democrats do not like to be mocked, and they can be divided. Trump is getting in their head...like he has done to everyone else. Now Trump can argue that Hillary and Media is worried the Russians will turn over the evidence to the FBI. Therefore it keeps the narrative alive for Trump - Hillary is hiding something, and the media is hiding something. LIV's will ask why does she not want the Russians turning that info over to the FBI? Why does the media not want that? The let their imagination take over as to what she is hiding. Posted by: William Eaton at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (KhJh8) Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (CH3GY) 196
Because essentially Biden is Obama's Renfield.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (3ZoRf) 197
Who the hell is brave/stupid enough to start chanting "USA!" in a hall full of Maoists?! I mean, whoa. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (27m1/) 198
De Nederlanders zijn een geweldige partner en we kijken uit naar een welvarende .... neem me niet kwalijk, ik moet vertrekken. Winona is het maken van pannenkoeken. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:11 PM (lNcD6) The Dutch partner up with werewolves to walk across Kwajalein at night while Winona makes pancakes? Dood, that makes no sense at all. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (LuZz8) 199
Does Biden ever mention his drug addled daughter? Isn't it kind of sexist not to?
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (ozZau) 200
I would absolutely love to see the debate on national security held at a military base like Fort Bragg or Fort Hood. Or better yet in front of the VFW.
If we want to see who's better on national security, let's see who the military supports. Posted by: Mike at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (c056A) 201
195 How many dimes do you think are in his nostrils?
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (CH3GY) "Six!!!" - - - Luap Nor!!11! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (27m1/) 202
Macca,
Obama is their secular, totally non-religious chocolate Jesus. Posted by: Wedt at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (TRwtJ) 203
>>>as Ernest Hemingway once wrote...
you think Biden knows who Hemingway is? Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (a0CBs)<<< Yeah, of course. Earnest was that funny guy that went to Camp and Jail, and had that neighbor Vern. Posted by: Joke Biden at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (H9MG5) 204
These passwords are often factory defaults.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (wB8Tg) The use of factory default passwords would not shock me in the least. Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (GUBah) 205
" Does Joe know that Barack isn't running again?"
Joe doesn't know he has to move out of Blair House by Jan 20. He just doesn't. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (WVsWD) 206
195 How many dimes do you think are in his nostrils?
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (CH3GY) Anyone else remember the 'Ass penny' sketch from one of the comedy shows? Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (3ZoRf) 207
Clinton Kaine is the millstone hanging around the Democrats neck. They are fools. The Never Trump crowd are foolish useful idiots.
Clinton Kaine may finish third in a few states the way this Shit is going down. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (Q9ugn) 208
And second look at Julian Assange? I don't know much about him, but I have new found respect for him.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (6IPEM) fnord (6IPEM) You know, espionage co-conspirator, accused rapist, raging anti-Semite, the usual. Don't get me wrong, like Snowden, he's contributed to the discussion. Illegally. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (wB8Tg) 209
Shannon Bream @ShannonBream
Crowd chanting "USA! USA!" Delegate in front of me stands up and yells, "Stop that! That's a Trump chant!" #DNCinPHL LOL. And Shannon Bream is the hottest thing at Fox. If Ailes didn't try to hit on her then I doubt he was trying to hit on anyone. She is smoking hot. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (zc3Db) 210
201 195 How many dimes do you think are in his nostrils?
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (CH3GY) "Six!!!" - - - Luap Nor!!11! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (27m1/) All silver. Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (0mRoj) 211
Crowd chanting "USA! USA!" Delegate in front of me stands up and yells, "Stop that! That's a Trump chant!" #DNCinPHL
++++ Did anyone try to drown it out with an abortion chant? Every professional will tell you, you gotta know your crowd. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (R+30W) 212
198
The Dutch partner up with werewolves to walk across Kwajalein at night while Winona makes pancakes? Dood, that makes no sense at all. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (LuZz "Really!" - - Navajo code talkers Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (27m1/) 213
Goedenavond Koning Willem. Wat een leuk feestje. Dit is Winona. Hoe durf je kijkt naar haar borsten u verdraaien!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (lNcD6) 214
Because essentially Biden is Obama's Renfield.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (3ZoRf) No wonder that no matter how depressed I get, I always come back to AoS! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (wYnyS) 215
Who are the two fucktarded MUMRs in this thread? Is there not a COB around to make them wisps of smoke?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (YLidQ) 216
Dennis Miller: Dem ticket is Kaine and Unable.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj) 217
The Dutch partner up with werewolves to walk across Kwajalein at night while Winona makes pancakes?
Dood, that makes no sense at all. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (LuZz LOL!!! You have read his previous statements regarding Ms Ryder, right? Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (3ZoRf) 218
Even Bubba has no idea what this idiot is going to say next.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:17 PM (/tuJf) 219
Joe is reading a speech from 1988 when he ran for president.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:17 PM (WYh6/) 220
This Leon Panini fellow makes a good sandwich.
Posted by: wooga at July 27, 2016 09:17 PM (6py5U) 221
211 Did anyone try to drown it out with an abortion chant? Every professional will tell you, you gotta know your crowd.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (R+30W) "Snap The Spine!?" or "Men-Ge-Le!?" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:17 PM (27m1/) 222
You know, espionage co-conspirator, accused rapist, raging anti-Semite, the usual.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (wB8Tg) The rapist part is bogus. It's Swedish rape he's accused of, which means having sex without a rubber. Other than that your description is on the money. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 09:17 PM (zc3Db) 223
Shot of Bill Clinton. Looks bored.
Biden sounds like he's making stuff up as he goes along. Usual talking points. the America he Hillery knows... making stuff up about college loans breast cancer... Oh Look It's Chelsea Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:17 PM (a0CBs) 224
216 Dennis Miller: Dem ticket is Kaine and Unable.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj) Kaine and Unstable. Kaine and Mutiny (copyright '16, Seftoncorp) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (27m1/) Posted by: Pixy's Hamsters at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (rwI+c) 226
It's better than I could have dared dream.
Posted by: Bitsko, former MSM journalist at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (aV+mE) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (BK3ZS) 228
Joe "Can I quote you on that Biden" ugh.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (eSQgj) 229
If we want to see who's better on national security, let's see who the military supports.
Posted by: Mike at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (c056A) I had 27 generals & admirals support me. Please clap. Posted by: Jeb! at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (7qAYi) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (UPYhp) 231
Remember, I lost a debate to this guy.
Posted by: Paul RINO at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (H9MG5) 232
Anything happening outside with the protesters?
Posted by: Pixy's Hamsters at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (rwI+c) 233
226 It's better than I could have dared dream.
Posted by: Bitsko, former MSM journalist at July 27, 2016 09:18 PM (aV+mE) Did you get your nic from an old Mad Magazine, perchance? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (27m1/) 234
Macca,
Obama is their secular, totally non-religious chocolate Jesus. Posted by: Wedt at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (TRwtJ) I agree. But that doesn't account for all of the rest of it. They are ignoring and causing to be ignored, every single, glaring, momentous disaster. In fact, every glaring momentous disaster, one would think by the way the ruling class and the organized media act, is just the opposite - a gigantic, momentous triumph! Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (4ng05) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (4+VII) 236
216. Re: Dennis Miller.
He must lurk because I saw that slogan right here several days ago. That, or it's an easy bit to come up with. Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (l8P1+) 237
why is Hillary Clinton the first Clinton to go to college in a thousand generations?
Trashing Trump for his lack of generosity. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (a0CBs) 238
Because essentially Biden is Obama's Renfield. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (3ZoRf) Someone give that man a plate of cockroaches. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (LuZz8) 239
dammit
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (rwI+c) 240
Yup...phone systems can be hacked like anything else. A buddy of mine figured out how to gain acces to the paging system at work remotely... Needless to say he had a bit of fun calling in these hilarious pages... Took them about a week before they shut it down. Funny shit i tell you
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (c+7Ko) 241
231 Remember, I lost a debate to this guy.
Posted by: Paul RINO at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (H9MG5) Lost? Pfft. Took a dive. 4 years later it makes sense. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (27m1/) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (BK3ZS) 243
Depending on where you went to school in Texas, you and I probably played field hockey against each other as well! Mercy, what a small world the Moron Universe is!!
Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (ezHMO) Ha! She was at St Stephens in Austin. I was at the San Antonio school, SMH. Not to be nosy, but curious where you were.... Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (ozZau) Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R) 245
The use of factory default passwords would not shock me in the least.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 09:15 PM (GUBah) What, you mean you can change the factory passwords? Dude... If only I hadn't been stoned during that class on password security! Posted by: Hrothgar Dem Voicemail Administrator at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (wYnyS) 246
>>>> You know, espionage co-conspirator, accused rapist, raging anti-Semite, the usual.
----- Okay, I knew about the espionage co-conspirator thing but not the accused rapist and raging anti-Semite part. So why does he have a problem with Bill and Hill since that entire description fits the both of them perfectly? Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (6IPEM) 247
238 Someone give that man a plate of cockroaches.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (LuZz With teats. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (27m1/) 248
>>>Dood, that makes no sense at all.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (LuZz So I am not yet ready to be the Ambassador to the Netherlands? Or do we want to say that? Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (rxzt4) 249
Literally. Seriously. I'm not joking.
Posted by: Joke Biden at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (H9MG5) 250
176 This is America's true Forrest Gump. How this moron got this far in politics says it all.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (/tuJf Forrest Gump had empathy. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (Q9ugn) Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (4+VII) 253
I'm listening to the Ben Shapiro Show Ep 157 and he is playing clips of Bill talking about how he met Hillary! while the theme from "Halloween" plays as well. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (v3DL/) Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (a0CBs) 255
So chanting "USA" is now offensive to some Democrats. Lets get that out there MSM; the public should know.
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (/m8T6) Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (CH3GY) 257
240 Yup...phone systems can be hacked like anything else. A buddy of mine figured out how to gain acces to the paging system at work remotely... Needless to say he had a bit of fun calling in these hilarious pages... Took them about a week before they shut it down. Funny shit i tell you
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (c+7Ko) If I could only access all of Soros' accounts, like Ben Kingsley in "Sneakers." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (27m1/) 258
Ryan/Biden debate, that was awesome, i like the apre debate part especially, when Biden was hitting on Ryan's mom, that rascal
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (c6/9Q) 259
why is Hillary Clinton the first Clinton to go to college in a thousand generations?
Trashing Trump for his lack of generosity. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (a0CBs) ***** That's pretty rich when the Clinton Global Crime Syndicate doles out less than 10% of what they take in for "charity". Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (YLidQ) 260
A *LOT* of technical maintenance of phone systems is
done by independent contractors who are given passwords. These passwords are often factory defaults. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:13 PM (wB8Tg) Wasn't Nortels **config? Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (Y/5qL) 261
De Baltische staten? Die jongens zijn fags!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (lNcD6) 262
250 176 This is America's true Forrest Gump. How this moron got this far in politics says it all.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (/tuJf Forrest Gump had empathy. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (Q9ugn) And punched out a filthy hippie. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi) 263
Yeah, the middle class has done great the past eight years.
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R) 264
Trump's press conference tomorrow should be a hoot. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:22 PM (27m1/) 265
Ha! She was at St Stephens in Austin. I was at the San Antonio school, SMH. Not to be nosy, but curious where you were....
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (ozZau) TVS, in Fort Worth. I remember a Field hockey tournament in San Antonio one year. We sucked, but looked damn cute in our kilts. Greenhill were the monsters. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:22 PM (ezHMO) 266
262 250 176 This is America's true Forrest Gump. How this moron got this far in politics says it all.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (/tuJf Forrest Gump had empathy. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (Q9ugn) And punched out a filthy hippie. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi) That's an understatement. He beat that filthy hippie's ass. Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 09:22 PM (0mRoj) 267
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New 'Reparations' Website Asks Whites to Pay Black People's Rent -- to Relieve Guilt... Section 8. Try to keep up, idiots. Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:22 PM (3myMJ) 268
Odds Biden ends his speech with a bitchin' air guitar riff?
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (7qAYi) 269
If I could only access all of Soros' accounts, like Ben Kingsley in "Sneakers."
---- Didn't Redford use binoculars to spy on a user through a window typing in a password? Also, I believe Redford in that movie told a homeless guy to blame "Bush" while pointing to a poster. Posted by: auscolpyr at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (Ht/4p) 270
Malarkey Joe wants you to let him be clear.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (WYh6/) 271
237 why is Hillary Clinton the first Clinton to go to college in a thousand generations?
Trashing Trump for his lack of generosity. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:19 PM (a0CBs) From Biden? The guy who donated like a grand total of $50 in 20 years? That Biden? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (27m1/) 272
217 The Dutch partner up with werewolves to walk across Kwajalein at night while Winona makes pancakes?
Dood, that makes no sense at all. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (LuZz God, I can't stop laughing on this one. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (3ZoRf) 273
No one know less... except me... who's been wrong about every single policy I've ever supported in my decades in DC. Literally. I'm not joking.
Posted by: Joke Biden at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (sdi6R) 275
220 This Leon Panini fellow makes a good sandwich.
Posted by: wooga at July 27, 2016 09:17 PM (6py5U) Best thing I've read all day Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:23 PM (eSQgj) 276
The Dems have pretty much succeeded in their project to Balkanize the USA.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (laMCB) 277
>>>> Dennis Miller: Dem ticket is Kaine and Unable.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj) ----- Not cool. He's ripping off commenters here. Maybe that's a compliment. We had a few more than that that were really good Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (6IPEM) 278
I would take Forrest Gump in a heartbeat over SloJo.
Gump had soul. And he was a little smarter. Plus he invented the smiley face Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (qUNWi) 279
251 Whoa. He dropped a Malarky Bomb on Trump.
This is going to a whole new level. Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (/tuJf) Soon we might reach peak Codswallop! Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (3ZoRf) 280
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New 'Reparations' Website Asks Whites to Pay Black People's Rent -- to Relieve Guilt... Section 8. Try to keep up, idiots. Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:22 PM (3myMJ) Oh give me the address. That place HAS to be trolled. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (27m1/) Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (H9MG5) 282
Okay, I knew about the espionage co-conspirator thing but not the accused rapist and raging anti-Semite part.
So why does he have a problem with Bill and Hill since that entire description fits the both of them perfectly? Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (6IPEM) fnord (6IPEM) Well, rape is what he was on the run for, I thought you knew about the whole fugitive thing. As far as why he (and his team, he's not alone) are doing this now, the language is general anti-corruption stuff, but I'm no mind-reader. A lot of people assume they're doing Russian/FSB bidding (some of the team certainly seem to be doing so), and they are probably nervous/angry about the level of international influence the Clintons' bribery and blackmail schemes have garnered. Trump would *seem* to be less interventionist, which would suit the Russians just fine. Also the Clintons are huge on European Oligarchs, Russia not so much. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (wB8Tg) 283
277 -
Not cool. He's ripping off commenters here. Maybe that's a compliment. We had a few more than that that were really good Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (6IPEM) I take credit for Kaine Mutiny. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (27m1/) 284
240 ... the question is whether voicemail can be hacked from outside the organization. Assange has been hinting that the leaker is/was a mole working at the DNA.
Posted by: sanchopanzer at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (aDVhG) 285
Man, I can totally feel the unity in the room. Not like that yucky RNC in Cleveland.
Posted by: Picric at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (s0VSd) 286
Hillary has worked real hard and as she said last night "Broken the glass ceiling". She deserves a nice long rest. Vote Trump.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (BZey7) 287
Who the hell is brave/stupid enough to start chanting "USA!" in a hall full of Maoists?!
I mean, whoa. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:14 PM (27m1/) ----------------------------------------------------------------- This whole Russian thing is so confusing for them... Posted by: William Eaton at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (KhJh8) 288
In a related story, Rick Wilson can fuck right the fuck off.
From Twitter: 3/ Now, from the collapsing porch of their rusty trailers, Trump fans will say, "But he-a gonna kill them A-rabs and build duh wall!" Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (XN0hD) 289
we never bow? Obama does to foreign potentates.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (eU/yZ) 290
This is some authentic DC gibberish!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (/tuJf) 291
"Ordinary people like us"
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R) 292
C
Posted by: sanchopanzer at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (aDVhG) 293
Alright, get the hook. This is my advice to the DNC.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (WYh6/) 294
Whoa. He dropped a Malarky Bomb on Trump.
This is going to a whole new level. Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (/tuJf) ****** Here's to Trump turning having another presser tomorrow featuring Slow Joe. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (YLidQ) 295
being fired scares Biden, he prefers to be promoted to the highest level of incompetence
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (c6/9Q) 296
My son just said democrats just say the most bland shit, but because they scream it, the lofos pee themselves.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (eSQgj) 297
288 In a related story, Rick Wilson can fuck right the fuck off.
From Twitter: 3/ Now, from the collapsing porch of their rusty trailers, Trump fans will say, "But he-a gonna kill them A-rabs and build duh wall!" Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (XN0hD) It's ammo for Trump, if he chooses to use it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (27m1/) 298
Joey Bidet is feeling his oats.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (9ym/8) 299
That was something.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (CH3GY) 300
You're fired.
Trump is a horrible person for saying that. Two words: Travel office. Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 27, 2016 09:20 PM (a0CBs) fnord (a0CBs) Well, that was more like "you're falsely accused of embezzlement, and fired," but there you go. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (wB8Tg) 301
Oh give me the address. That place HAS to be trolled.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (27m1/) Center column near the top at Drudge. Posted by: Meremortal at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (3myMJ) 302
Who is Rick Wilson?
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (qUNWi) 303
Insane old man followed by soaring forgetability
Posted by: x at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (nFwvY) 304
Biden got himself worked up... say random stuff with conviction makes a good speech?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (P/kVC) 305
I'll bet Joe puts ketchup on his hot dog. Imbecile.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (lNcD6) 306
TVS, in Fort Worth. I remember a Field hockey tournament in San Antonio one year. We sucked, but looked damn cute in our kilts. Greenhill were the monsters.
.. Cool! we never got the kilts. We were always jealous of Hockaday, but their cheer was funny--Fight fiercely, girls, fight fiercely! Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (ozZau) 307
Ryan/Biden debate, that was awesome, i like the apre debate part especially, when Biden was hitting on Ryan's mom, that rascal
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:21 PM (c6/9Q) Joe lied so smoothly throughout his debate with Palin, I couldn't detect it until I went back and verified. I think every other word was a lie. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (laMCB) 308
Friend of the Blog Rick Wilson
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (rwI+c) 309
Alright, Walter, you've had your fun, now back in the fucking box.
Posted by: Jeff Dunham at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (zOTsN) 311
In a related story, Rick Wilson can fuck right the fuck off. From Twitter: 3/ Now, from the collapsing porch of their rusty trailers, Trump fans will say, "But he-a gonna kill them A-rabs and build duh wall!" Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (XN0hD) Okay, I'm OFFENDED. Breaks out the trailer-park jokes and doesn't mention cousin-humping???? Dood, cousin-humping is the best part about being an unperson from Jesusland. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (LuZz8) 312
Can I just relay how much I am sick of drooling pieces of shit telling me "That's not what we are".
Then what am I, mother fucker? Expound, please. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (EUMr7) 313
They used to call me Crazy Joe. Now they can call me.... BAT MAN!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (JmjOe) 314
"We lead not only by the example of our power, but by the power of our example"
Um...WTF does that mean? The second part kind of makes sense, but the first? Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (sdi6R) 315
302 Who is Rick Wilson?
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (qUNWi) I think he is supposed to be a conservative pundit, but he looks like a dick. Really. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (ezHMO) 316
My earlier comment (with the nic of DNC)
When Russia was the Soviet Union and Communist they could do no wrong. Comrade Bernie Sanders went there in the 1970s for his honeymoon. Since they have rejected Communism (the true path) they are evil and hated. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (4+VII) 317
Rick Wilson Is he the consultant / whore about whom Weird Dave was venting his spleen when the powers that be deep sixed the thread? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (BK3ZS) 318
I take credit for Kaine Mutiny.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:25 PM (27m1/) No strawberries for YOU! Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (wYnyS) 319
296 My son just said democrats just say the most bland shit, but because they scream it, the lofos pee themselves.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 09:26 PM (eSQgj) YEAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH! Posted by: Howard "Hulk" Dean at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (7qAYi) 320
Malarkey does not live here anymore
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (c6/9Q) 321
nood thread for Obama (I assume)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (dciA+) 322
Leon Panetta is utterly contemptible. A servile, despicable functionary made rich is the service of evil. May he rot in Hell. Posted by: cm9000 Guess who game Leon a free meal and an attentive ear: http://tinyurl.com/z8k27by That's right, Mitt Romney and the NeverTrump summit. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (kdS6q) 323
"Alright, get the hook. This is my advice to the DNC."
No, no. He's warming up the crowd for the Lightbringer. Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (JSovD) 324
I'm still surprised at the USA chants, must be Bernie bots, not because they are patriotic but just to create annoyance.
Posted by: IC at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (KTFfX) Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (jO7js) 327
I put ketchup on my hodogs, am I an imbecile?
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (qUNWi) 328
The somber Blue-Gray of the Dem stage is a perfect metaphor for the civil war they've stoked for eight years.
Posted by: Bitsko, former MSM journalist at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (aV+mE) 329
Rick Wilson will be begging Trumps people for a job soon. All these tweets will be ascribed to "hacking!".
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (/m8T6) 330
Breaks out the trailer-park jokes and doesn't mention cousin-humping???? Dood, cousin-humping is the best part about being an unperson from Jesusland.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (LuZz He left off the jerking off to tentacle pron. Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (0mRoj) 331
305 I'll bet Joe puts ketchup on his hot dog. Imbecile.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (lNcD6) And he wears the bun as a hat. Posted by: Barack Obama at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (4ErVI) 332
Um...WTF does that mean? The second part kind of makes sense, but the first?
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:28 PM (sdi6R) Two more hits on the bong and it'll make perfect sense, man... Posted by: Hrothgar at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (wYnyS) 333
How loud are they? Measured in milliMayes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (VdICR) 334
Clowns on Faux Nooz having the vapors over Trump's comments. It's like none of these people watched the Republican primaries.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (kJslv) 335
I like Amy Walter's suit. Is it Jos A Banks?
Posted by: x at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (nFwvY) 336
ketchup on hotdogs in malarkey, mustard is not
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (c6/9Q) 337
Pimps, whores and thieves the lot of them.
Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul...Nehlen, that is at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (aamRW) 338
We were always jealous of Hockaday, but their cheer was funny--Fight fiercely, girls, fight fiercely! Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (ozZau) OH MY GOSH!!! I had forgotten that!!! We played them frequently because they were so close, and because we hated Greenhill with a passion. SMH was always really nice. St. Stephens...I recall kicking their butts in field hockey and basketball, and we wore pearls when we played, for gosh' sakes. Are you still in Texas? Kiss the ground for me. I miss home. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (ezHMO) 339
I can handle the leakers.
Posted by: Leon Vendetta at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (27WlQ) 340
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Joe lied so smoothly throughout his debate with Palin, I couldn't detect it until I went back and verified. I think every other word was a lie. Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 27, 2016 09:27 PM (laMCB) Remember how she kept winking during that debate? I think it was a sort of code where she winked every time he told a whopper. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (sdi6R) 341
TVS, in Fort Worth. I remember a Field hockey tournament in San Antonio one year. We sucked, but looked damn cute in our kilts. Greenhill were the monsters. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:22 PM (ezHMO) You know the rules.... Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (vOn32) 342
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (qUNWi)
If you are I am too. I put ketchup on my hotdogs. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 09:31 PM (eU/yZ) 343
147 How did they get voicemails? I am starting to think this was an inside job.
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 09:06 PM (7lVbc He got whacked in DC two weeks ago. Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (ngn8T) 344
326 Oh give me the address. That place HAS to be trolled.
whitehouse.gov Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 09:29 PM (jO7js) No thanks. I don't feel like being Inmate 0000001 at the Gulag. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (27m1/) 345
Harry Reid To Intel Community: Give Donald Trump Fake Briefings http://smar.ws/VzivI
https://twitter.com/chasdiem/status/758474807318974464 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (vBeA5) 346
Yes, the key national security issue of the day - how other people down the street eat their food, and why that displeases the very, very slow.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (wB8Tg) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (9ym/8) 348
Rick Wilson is the Orange County (Calif) preacher that made a metric shit-ton of money on "The Purpose-Driven Life."
He then squandered the goodwill by not asking TFG tough questions in a debate. He wasn't as bad as Candy-cane Crowley. But he was pretty bad. And to think that Dietrich Boenhoffer, a respected Theologian, wrote out a justification for the assassination of Hitler. Eff. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:32 PM (4+VII) 349
Look up Kevin Mitnick. He hacked the hell of telephone system.
There is a tendency to make criminals be larger than life and have near superpowers and his telephone hacking ability became the stuff of that. He could supposedly "whistle" all the tones, they said, and could break in to any system anywhere by whislting. Also, like start a nuclear war by whistling in a phone somewhere. That was all sensational claptrap, and the FBI encouraged it to make him a "real bad man". His phone hacking, known as "phreaking" was pretty good, though. He was a social engineer extraordinaire, and was able to get all sort of inside information about phone systems, including secret numbers that allowed access to control system. At age 13, he was getting free bus rides all over LA by "hacking" the punch card system used by the bus system. He'd punch himself a ticket to anywhere, using blanks he'd stolen from the dumpsters, and his social engineering skills he was developing. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (DW+jj) 350
Okay kids. Off to bed. Tomorrow, bright and early. The countdown continues. Keep on keeping it IS-real. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (27m1/) 351
Oh give me the address. That place HAS to be trolled.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:24 PM (27m1/) *** Absolutely. "I am here to correct and apologize for the behavior of my family. While it may be true that they were all in Ireland until the early 1900s, the mere pallor of skin that we share with the long dead oppressors should should be enough to ruddy shaming me into supporting your dead welfare eating asses into perpetuity. Ya got me. Where do I sign?" Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (YLidQ) 352
Anthony Weiner speaking of running for mayor of NYC against Donald Trump, Junior:
I'd come out of a retirement just to beat him like a rented mule. Donald Trump, Senior, responding: Too soon Anthony!!! You probably shouldn't be talking about beating anything ever again. Go back to your cave. http://tinyurl.com/jukms7l (The Hill) Heh. Note: Trump Junior isn't even running for mayor. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (R+30W) 353
Old Shoot-Through-The-Door Joe wanted to tell us something that had absolutely nothing to do with politics. He then proceeded to tell us something that had everything to do with politics. Turning the wrong way to greet his wife told us a lot about his state of mind.
Most of the time I think having him on foreign dignitary funeral duty is too taxing for him. Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (wv7Zv) 354
328 The somber Blue-Gray of the Dem stage is a perfect metaphor for the civil war they've stoked for eight years.
Posted by: Bitsko, former MSM journalist Imiss the columns. Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2016 09:34 PM (ngn8T) 355
http://www.politicspa.com/the-complete-dnc-schedule/77205/
Looking at tomorrow's speakers: Henrietta Beth Jensen (female) Khizr (female) Katie Chelsea Hillary Message received. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (SRKgf) 356
Wasn't Mitnick the idiot that stole 8 million and bought 10 million is Russian diamonds?
Pac Bell made 2 million on the deal. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:35 PM (4+VII) 357
Keep on keeping it IS-real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 09:33 PM (27m1/) From your lips to the Almighty's ear. I'm off too. VBS in the morning, and the kids are wearing me out. Thank goodness they are a good bunch of kids. Hugs and smooches to all y'all. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (ezHMO) 358
I didnt know pimpin was part of an ambassador's job.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (iQIUe) 359
Convention goers at the DNC were mystified when Vice President Joe Biden launched into a rambling discourse about diarrhea, sock drawers, and putting ketchup on hot dogs.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 27, 2016 09:36 PM (4ErVI) 360
For the cheap, bargain/store brand hotdog any condiment will do, just put enough on to kill the taste. They're probably made with a combo of "beef", pork and chicken.
For you pricier, more expensive hot dog, moderate mustard and relish. For your sausage and especially the more exotic hotdogs like jalapeno hot dogs, bust out the Gulden's or Grey Poupon. Posted by: Roland Cabbage-Smythe at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (CbGSW) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 09:37 PM (9ym/8) 362
This Biden fellow sounds mentally unbalanced.
Posted by: George III at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (UPYhp) 363
Evening all. Doomberg is speaking.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (yNyJy) 364
Bloomberg knows despots
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (QO3r1) 365
The older I get,. the more kosher I get, and I am not even a Jew.
Beef Franks only, if you please. I do think that old Moses never had good Lobster or scallops. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (4+VII) 366
This Biden fellow sounds mentally unbalanced.
Posted by: George III at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (UPYhp) More than usual? Posted by: The Political Hat at July 27, 2016 09:39 PM (vBeA5) 367
St. Stephens...I recall kicking their butts in field hockey and basketball, and we wore pearls when we played, for gosh' sakes.
Are you still in Texas? Kiss the ground for me. I miss home. Posted by: Moki at July 27, 2016 09:30 PM (ezHMO) yeah I think even we beat St Stephens at most stuff, in our purple polyester shorts. The kilts y'all had were so cute. I'm still in SA, and will be happy to kiss the ground for you. I'm grateful everyday to be here, and thank God for AC in the summer. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (ozZau) Posted by: George III at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (UPYhp) 369
"I really liked the part where one said Hillary would fight both ISIS and the "gun lobby", which is me and millions of other Americans. "
And only one of those is true .... guess which one ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2016 09:40 PM (gUoN4) 370
Donald Trump, Senior, responding: Too soon Anthony!!! You probably shouldn't be talking about beating anything ever again. Go back to your cave. http://tinyurl.com/jukms7l (The Hill) Heh. Note: Trump Junior isn't even running for mayor. Posted by: Anon Y. Mittens would have done the same Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (ngn8T) 371
Erik Erickson is the fluffer for night 3 in Philly.
I hate listening to that asshole in Atlanta. He is the dumbest most transparent brown nose coat tail rider EVER. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 09:41 PM (Q9ugn) 372
Oh my God, I just clicked over to FOX to check out Abortapalooza-
and Krauthammer and Megyn are being more positive about TFG and his "accomplishments" cuz Trump was a big ole meany in his speech. WTF...Back to "Wayward Pines" if I'm going to watch the end of the world via cannibalistic mutants... well, actually I guess there's not a whole lot of difference... WP has better music and better looking mutants. Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (HGtd0) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (4+VII) 374
Ah yes, it was the Republican convention that was dark.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 09:44 PM (/tuJf) 375
Erik Erickson is the fluffer for night 3 in Philly.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty I still get to message the cankles right? Posted by: George Will at July 27, 2016 09:45 PM (UPYhp) Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 09:46 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 27, 2016 09:47 PM (9ym/8) 378
Abandon this Down Below Thread.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (rwI+c) 379
You must understand that at least the Clintons kept their wedding vows. Blow jobs and cigar penetration in the Oval Office notwithstanding.
Posted by: Erik Erickson at July 27, 2016 09:48 PM (LYCUN) 380
Bloomberg and Kristol and Erickson and Wilson are embarrassed by this boorish Trump fellow. So gauche. So loud. So belligerent. They would rather the nation swirl the drain than be associated with such a dreadful lout Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 09:49 PM (zOTsN) 381
Validate ME!
Posted by: Erik Erickson at July 27, 2016 09:51 PM (LYCUN) 382
A really childish ad about debt. Then Lenny Krap pits. It's like Loren Michaels from SNL is executive producer of tonight's convention.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 09:51 PM (yNyJy) 383
Why is this page taking so long to load? Is Trump ordering Putin to hack Ace now? /sarc
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 27, 2016 09:55 PM (yNyJy) 384
373 I thought it was Donald Trump, Jr. that made that tweet.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 09:42 PM (4+VII) ++++ D'oh! You're right. Senior was in the story because he said Junior wasn't running for mayor. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 27, 2016 09:57 PM (R+30W) Posted by: nip at July 27, 2016 10:20 PM (28rfK) 386
OK, I listened to the voicemails. Big nothingburger --------------------- Money makes politics go 'round? Shocka ===== I'd think it's more of a flex of muscles thing. See? We have your voicemails too. Teasing them with the ole sickle of death. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 27, 2016 10:30 PM (U0lQa) 387
I still get to message the cankles right?
Posted by: George Will at July 27, 2016 09:45 PM (UPYhp) No, but you can be the trustee who wheels around the carts filled with Marxist tracts at the reeduction camps. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 27, 2016 10:32 PM (4ErVI) 388
Ole Ben Sasse and his Hillary troopers are having trouble upholding Hillary's narrative.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/07/wow-huge-protest-outside They haven't burned out, they've spread. Posted by: Drider at July 28, 2016 09:12 AM (bdzyz) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0501 seconds. |
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