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Ace, you don't drink Comet, you snort it. Please refer to "Up In Smoke".
Posted by: Dogbert at July 27, 2016 07:00 PM (WQhlR) 2
Comet. Heh.
Posted by: Golfman at July 27, 2016 07:01 PM (48QDY) 3
Comic Book Girl did a good job of it, too. And not harsh on the eyes doing it, either.
Posted by: Oedipus at July 27, 2016 07:01 PM (CXLVd) 4
Can't just drink Comet. Gotta mix it with something. I recommend Draino.
God bless RLM for doing God's (the dude version) work. Posted by: El Kabong at July 27, 2016 07:01 PM (datdl) 5
Put Comet on your Ghost Toasties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2016 07:02 PM (IqV8l) 6
Of course you could watch tonight and go straight to the Drano.
Posted by: Golfman at July 27, 2016 07:02 PM (48QDY) 7
Another DNC night, millions more voters lost.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 27, 2016 07:02 PM (UkK38) 8
I'm out. Barbara Eden on Andy Griffith.
Posted by: Golfman at July 27, 2016 07:03 PM (48QDY) 9
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
Posted by: Donald Venkman at July 27, 2016 07:03 PM (UPYhp) 10
There's still a glass ceiling on women starring in good Ghostbusters movies.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 27, 2016 07:03 PM (6FqZa) 11
*sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:04 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2016 07:04 PM (EzgxV) 13
I think that movie review started very funny, because they said they had new chairs, a lot, but that everything else was the same. They even made a point that their movie review discussion *would be the same.*
Because that has been my experience with these movie reviews as well. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 07:05 PM (wB8Tg) 14
Like, for the bathtub?
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 27, 2016 07:06 PM (chLX7) 15
Really, Ace -- nobody is forcing you to watch the new Ghostbusters. You could take a pass.....
Posted by: cthulhu Nobody is forcing you...yet. Posted by: Happy-Fun Camp Activities Director at July 27, 2016 07:06 PM (UPYhp) 16
Is tonight the night that the mothers of the Muslim murderers are speaking?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 27, 2016 07:06 PM (+eR2D) 17
AruthurK's link in sidebar to Duke professor and kids' ignorance of the history of slavery is wrong. Guys isn't a professor at Duke, his name is Duke.
Posted by: CraftD at July 27, 2016 07:06 PM (Mvgu2) 18
Figured an Ewok might go with antifreeze... kinda like some unfortunate neighborhood cat.
Posted by: learn something everyday at July 27, 2016 07:06 PM (H9MG5) 19
12 Really, Ace -- nobody is forcing you to watch the new Ghostbusters. You could take a pass.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 27, 2016 07:04 PM (EzgxV) Last thread he said he had a lot of driving to do. Guess it's hard to find a theatre still showing it. Posted by: Golfman at July 27, 2016 07:06 PM (nqrcL) 20
Huh, so you have a movie that has still not even made the production money back, 2 weeks later. And somehow this is a blockbuster.
Congratulations on smacking into that window pane, darlings. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:07 PM (3ZoRf) 21
Plinkett says that bleach is a magical potion that will erase the memories of the Star Wars prequels. So, make sure you use the Comet with bleach in it, ace.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2016 07:07 PM (jV8Mq) 22
...and then drink some Comet.
**** Wait a second. I thought the Moron Medical Weight Loss and General Health thread was on Mondays. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2016 07:07 PM (mvenn) 23
Ace could live blog Ghostbusters like he did 50 Shades of Grey. That was great.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 07:07 PM (vOn32) 24
Are they sure it's not the Ass Ceiling?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2016 07:08 PM (LdMbv) 25
23 Ace could live blog Ghostbusters like he did 50 Shades of Grey. That was great.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 07:07 PM (vOn32) That would be awesome. Although we might have to beef up the profanity compensators. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:08 PM (3ZoRf) 26
Gee, a strident political tract built on a classic comedy. Who wouldn't want to see THAT?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 07:08 PM (uz/Pv) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 27, 2016 07:09 PM (2lndx) 28
maybe take some of that oxyclean with the comet
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 27, 2016 07:09 PM (U0lQa) 29
Space Winnebago in NMS - http://tinyurl.com/zt84xz6
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 27, 2016 07:09 PM (6FqZa) 30
Ace, this would be a great subject for one of your podcasts! I loved your sci fi/fantasy t.v. and movie podcast and thought it should be a semi-regular topic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 27, 2016 07:09 PM (jR7Wy) 31
28 maybe take some of that oxyclean with the comet
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 27, 2016 07:09 PM (U0lQa) IT TAKES THE CLEANING POWER FROM THE AIR!!!!!! Posted by: Billy Mays at July 27, 2016 07:10 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: pep at July 27, 2016 07:10 PM (LAe3v) 33
Glass ceiling = Hillary upskirt view. No thanks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 07:10 PM (dNwFH) 34
I'm not watching. Tell me if the media is in full melt down over the Trump comments regarding the Russian hack of Hillarys emails.
I find this so entertaining. It's wrong I know. But I do Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:10 PM (zOTsN) 35
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 27, 2016 07:09 PM (jR7Wy)
No one is left. Sadly. Trump blew up the GOPe. Posted by: Golfman at July 27, 2016 07:11 PM (nqrcL) 36
30 Ace, this would be a great subject for one of your podcasts! I loved your sci fi/fantasy t.v. and movie podcast and thought it should be a semi-regular topic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 27, 2016 07:09 PM (jR7Wy) I agree. Something to break up the unending gloom and doom. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:11 PM (3ZoRf) 37
Glass ceiling = Hillary upskirt view. No thanks.
Posted by: Minnfidel And I thought the yoga pants pics were bad. YARG!!! Posted by: Vladimir Putin's pet mini-giraffe at July 27, 2016 07:11 PM (UPYhp) 38
I am hoping that BLMers and BernieBros assault the ramparts around the convention this evening. Nothing less will satisfy. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 07:11 PM (BK3ZS) 39
And somehow this is a blockbuster.
A lackluster blockbuster. Of course, Blockbuster is out-of-business, so maybe it is a blockbuster. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 07:12 PM (uz/Pv) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 27, 2016 07:12 PM (jR7Wy) 41
No...you sprinkle Comet on your weed along with PCP and then post the after effect on a You Tube video.
Like Angie did..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5hCaiUs00E Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2016 07:12 PM (ej1L0) 42
I may see this horrible piece of shit this weekend, and then drink some Comet.
NO Ace, THIS it fits the HQ lifestyle.... http://tinyurl.com/zdl2o4y Posted by: Nip Sip at July 27, 2016 07:12 PM (F1iXz) 43
Tell me if the media is in full melt down over the Trump comments regarding the Russian hack of Hillarys emails.
Congressbitch on Fox was trying to be all noble and outraged about Trump's comments just got her ass handed to her by a gay man on Fox. Thing of beauty. She didn't even fight afterwards. She knew she was toast. Posted by: pep at July 27, 2016 07:13 PM (LAe3v) 44
As for people disappointed in how their votes for Barky turned out, you can tell them, "Relax, one day you'll get a chance to vote for a competent black man for President!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 07:13 PM (BK3ZS) 45
And now back to the homoerotic adventures of Hector and Achilles.
Later Horde. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage So, you DO like gladiator movies. Posted by: Captain Oveur at July 27, 2016 07:14 PM (UPYhp) Posted by: Don't mix the memes at July 27, 2016 07:14 PM (LAe3v) 47
Drink a shot every time Obama says "I".
Posted by: fluffy at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM (eiFlk) 48
Trump is doing an AMA (ask me anything) on reddit right now. It may be interesting to see what he has to say to primarily millennials.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uxdbn/im_donald_j_trump_and_im_your_next_president_of/ Posted by: r/The_Donald at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM (lxUXq) 49
The Queen and I congratulate you on breaking thru the glass ceiling, Hllary. You're the first woman to ever even be considered for head of state!
Good luck with the election. If you can just get the voters to overlook how thoroughly repulsive you are, you'll be golden! Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM (oFSUK) 50
I saw that it was getting some rather glowing reviews....from womyn. Like Bernie, I think these critics sold out for the agenda. I know you feel you must see it ace and Godspeed. If you do, I eagerly await the review and will block out 12-16 hours to read it.
Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at July 27, 2016 07:16 PM (g1MTt) 51
Do the outrageously outraged outragists over Trump's "Russia find the 30,000 emails" comments not recognize that the Russkies and God knows who else already have them on hand? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 07:16 PM (BK3ZS) 52
We have the Ben Hur margins.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:16 PM (3ZoRf) 53
Wow. Hillary is paying people to fill seats at the convention. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:16 PM (iQIUe) 54
Drink a shot every time Obama says "I".
Posted by: fluffy at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM ...........We would all die of alcohol poisoning. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 07:17 PM (dNwFH) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 07:17 PM (BK3ZS) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 07:17 PM (uz/Pv) 57
Gee, a strident political tract built on a classic comedy.
I thought A Day At The Racists was pretty funny. "Getta your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!" Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2016 07:18 PM (LdMbv) 58
Good luck with the election. If you can just get the voters to overlook how thoroughly repulsive you are, you'll be golden!
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher Theresa May looks to be pretty sharp and able to handle her own during QA in Parliament. Of course, her opponent was Jeremy Corbyn, which is pretty much like being in a MMA contest with Stephen Hawking. Posted by: pep at July 27, 2016 07:18 PM (LAe3v) 59
Comet - it makes your teeth turn green!; Comet - it tastes like gasoline!; Comet - it makes you vomit; So buy [or "eat"] some Comet, and vomit, today! Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 27, 2016 07:18 PM (qul7b) 60
The Queen and I congratulate you on breaking thru the glass ceiling, Hllary. You're the first woman to ever even be considered for head of state!
Good luck with the election. If you can just get the voters to overlook how thoroughly repulsive you are, you'll be golden! Posted by: Margaret Thatcher She's truly and inspiration. Historic first and all that. Posted by: Empress Matilda at July 27, 2016 07:18 PM (UPYhp) 61
Hillary has the face of someone who just smashed through a glass ceiling.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 07:18 PM (uz/Pv) 62
Movie improv would much more entertaining if everyone on the set was falling-down, shitfaced drunk on vodka.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 07:18 PM (WYh6/) 63
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM (oFSUK)
Technically you were Head of *government*, not Head of State. You share the Queen as HoS with Australia, Canada, the Bahamas, etc. Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 27, 2016 07:19 PM (IgRG/) 64
I hear the Russians did manage to get a picture of Hillary in yoga pants with their hacking operation.
They were going to use it for torture, but it was too inhumane even for Putin. They're saving it as a Doomsday weapon. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 07:19 PM (DW+jj) 65
Posted by: r/The_Donald at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM (lxUXq)
++++ His presser (linked on Drudge) was a kick in the butt. The guy is not afraid to take questions and his answers are Trumpian but comforting. If elected (and he will be I think), he is going to be a great president. One of the greatest evah. Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at July 27, 2016 07:19 PM (g1MTt) 66
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Drink a shot every time Obama says "I". Posted by: fluffy at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM ...........We would all die of alcohol poisoning. in the first five minutes Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 07:17 PM (dNwFH) FIFY Posted by: Nip Sip at July 27, 2016 07:20 PM (F1iXz) 67
Dana Perino, poor thing, was Very Concerned on The Five about Trump's e-mail crack.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 07:20 PM (DW+jj) 68
They were going to use it for torture, but it was too inhumane even for Putin. They're saving it as a Doomsday weapon.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 07:19 PM (DW+jj) Truly a man would be MAD to use such a weapon. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:21 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 07:21 PM (BK3ZS) 70
As someone else pointed out here earlier today, the real genius of what Trump did is that he's dominating the news cycle on what should be Hillary's big coming out party. He has a very limited skill set, but he's unbeatable at the things he does well.
Posted by: pep at July 27, 2016 07:22 PM (LAe3v) 71
Margins blown. Please fix? Pretty please, Ace. Can't read on tablet.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 27, 2016 07:22 PM (kTF2Z) 72
Drink a shot every time Obama says "I".
If I were in a vat of alcohol and could breathe thru my gills I would still fall behind. Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 07:22 PM (oFSUK) 73
WTF does "blockbuster" mean anyway?
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 07:22 PM (qUNWi) 74
This is o's last hurrah. I'm betting 250 I's to 5 hill's.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2016 07:22 PM (uv6MB) 75
I'm trying to read the thing on reddit, but it seems to be a mess at the moment and isn't rendering properly. Judging by the sheer ridiculous volume of chatter going on, I'm wondering if the Donald just broke Reddit.
If there's anyone more familiar with reddit, is that something that happens? Or is it just my computer? Posted by: Locarno@mailinator.com at July 27, 2016 07:22 PM (HhYvn) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (9ym/8) 77
"...and then drink some Comet."
Actually, if you watch the RLM review, they drink Dan Akroyds Crystal Skull vodka. It's no Val-u-Rite, but it's a nice change of pace. Posted by: Grimaldi at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (PbEXK) 78
You could get some Ghost Vodka for the Ghost Buster Fem edition after party. Or a 1.75l bottle of Valurite Vodka and write Ghost on the bottle.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (BZey7) 79
They were going to use it for torture, but it was too inhumane even for Putin. They're saving it as a Doomsday weapon.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) We must not allow a Doomsday gap. Get Lena and Amy in here with some strap-ons and ball-gags. We'll show Ivan! Posted by: Buck Turgidson at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (UPYhp) 80
Things I'd rather do than go see that movie.
Major dental work. Dreams of My Father on audio narrated by Fran Drescher Tax Forms Cleaning the gutters Clean the bathrooms Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (dNwFH) 81
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Clinic cannot wait to hear Presdent Obama speak tonight. We intend on taping it, watch all night, discuss what grate plans he has until he leaves office. We love you Presdent Obama and will miss you until Senator Sanders becomes Presdent in 2017.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (NuElX) 82
They showed the Hillary-in-Yoga-pants pics to Spetsnaz volunteers. They had to shoot 'em to put out 'em out of their misery. They went insane and just screamed continuously. Poor bastards.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 07:24 PM (DW+jj) 83
WTF does "blockbuster" mean anyway?
Full Definition of blockbuster 1 : a very large high-explosive bomb 2 : one that is notably expensive, effective, successful, large, or extravagant 3 : one who engages in blockbusting I think #1 applies in this case. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 07:24 PM (uz/Pv) Posted by: Willy J. at July 27, 2016 07:24 PM (BZey7) Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi) 86
*bastards*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 07:25 PM (9ym/8) 87
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Drink a shot every time Obama says "I". Posted by: fluffy at July 27, 2016 07:15 PM ...........We would all die of alcohol poisoning. in the first five minutes Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 07:17 PM (dNwFH) FIFY Posted by: Nip Sip at July 27, 2016 07:20 PM (F1iXz) Especially if he goes into full stutter. Posted by: Northernlurker at July 27, 2016 07:25 PM (aCNZ6) 88
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (NuElX) You'll watch it from atop your pile of fetal corpses, of course. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 07:25 PM (BK3ZS) 89
Oops.
Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:25 PM (HhYvn) 90
73 WTF does "blockbuster" mean anyway?
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 07:22 PM (qUNWi) Looking online, it seems to have referred earlier to gigantic bombs used in WWII. There is also a mention of a play that is so successful that it drives all the other theaters on the block out of business. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:26 PM (3ZoRf) 91
Wow. Hillary is paying people to fill seats at the convention.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:16 PM (iQIUe) ............... Most of them get paid double, one cheek for each chair. Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 07:26 PM (HgMAr) 92
Especially if he goes into full stutter.
Posted by: Northernlurker It's always possible that he'll get stuck on an "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand" Posted by: pep at July 27, 2016 07:26 PM (LAe3v) 93
I was transformational and by the way vote for hill. Thanks, b.o. Oh and anybody want two dogs?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2016 07:26 PM (uv6MB) 94
Well, reddit is working again, but it's hard following what's going on because Trump is being swamped by excited supporters.
Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:27 PM (HhYvn) Posted by: Trigglypuff - Gettin paid like a MOFO at July 27, 2016 07:27 PM (UPYhp) Posted by: Golfman at July 27, 2016 07:27 PM (nqrcL) 97
Shit, I thought it was like 8:30.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 07:28 PM (9ym/8) 98
I thought you were on a health kick Ace! Why poison yourself? With watching the movie, i mean.
Posted by: fastfreefall at July 27, 2016 07:28 PM (o2wPk) 99
These margins are Stay-Puft.
A certain Donald J Trump has started a Q and A on Reddit less than an hour ago. The Dangerous Faggot(tm) has shown up as well. http://tinyurl.com/hphe262 Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2016 07:28 PM (VdICR) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2016 07:28 PM (lKyWE) 101
Shouldn't somebody tie a rope to Ace when he goes in to see Ghostbusters? Sort of like the little girl in Poltergeist.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 27, 2016 07:28 PM (aCNZ6) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:29 PM (iQIUe) 103
Anybody tell me I'm a "low-down dirty skunk" (or words to that effect) if I don't like their movie even before it comes out can drink my chemotherapy-laden body wastes. I won't feel sorry about missing their movies in the future either.
And I won't ask my friends or internet news sources to "take one for the team", either. Posted by: setnaffa at July 27, 2016 07:29 PM (jl6Ly) 104
I may see this horrible piece of shit this weekend
Wait until you can Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 07:29 PM (rwI+c) 105
#90 That's interesting, Aetius451AD. I was guessing it had something to do with a movie so popular that the line for it stretched around the block but I didn't know how the "buster" part would fit into that.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2016 07:29 PM (LdMbv) 106
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Well, reddit is working again, but it's hard following what's going on because Trump is being swamped by excited supporters. Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:27 PM (HhYvn) I can't figure it out. All I see are questions questions questions and no reply from The Donald. Posted by: Nip Sip at July 27, 2016 07:29 PM (F1iXz) 107
Jabba want to dive into Hilderbeast Love Canal. She would be my desert after eating a "Shit Sandwich" !!!!
Posted by: Jabba "The Hutt" at July 27, 2016 07:30 PM (DIZEJ) 108
Shit, I thought it was like 8:30.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 07:28 PM (9ym/ Long day? How's the dog? Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 07:30 PM (vOn32) 109
WTF does "blockbuster" mean anyway?
It means the movie was so shitty it premiered at a Blockbuster. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 07:30 PM (dNwFH) 110
Wow. Hillary is paying people to fill seats at the convention.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:16 PM (iQIUe) "Turn those voting machines back on! Right now!" "You've lost the election Mrs. Clinton. It's over." *Bill groans and slumps to the floor* "Mrs. Clinton your husband isn't doing well. We must get help..." "Fuck him! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!" Posted by: Hillary Clinton in November at July 27, 2016 07:30 PM (4ErVI) 111
Supposedly, Trump is doing one of the reddit AMAs. Dont know if true or not: https://goo.gl/1TFdjO Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:30 PM (iQIUe) 112
i hope you sneak in. go with a friend who can open the back door!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 27, 2016 07:30 PM (WTSFk) 113
Achilles wasn't a homo. He was sensitive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2016 07:32 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Salacious Crumb at July 27, 2016 07:32 PM (UPYhp) 115
I think Milo is also posting at the Trump AMA on reddit!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:32 PM (iQIUe) 116
I'm giving up and and am just looking at all of Donald Trump's posts on reddit, and will just have to try to figure out what he's responding to by context.
Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:32 PM (HhYvn) 117
To: DWS
From: H Re: Acceptance speech at DNC Debbie, what do you think about this - you come on stage dressed as a Ghostbuster and remove my panties and then I'll deliver the Vagina Monologue! Posted by: As seen in the DNC emails at July 27, 2016 07:32 PM (5xDis) 118
They said Trump just landed somewhere and is having wifi problems
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:32 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: Jar Jar Twinks at July 27, 2016 07:33 PM (qul7b) 120
...otherwise, i did ask the other day, can trump survive their $2 billion campaign? $1 billion in paid mud slinging, $1 billion in non-compensated media attacks. in the russian hack thing we just saw the latter.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 27, 2016 07:33 PM (WTSFk) 121
Actually, it looks like Trump just started responding to questions a couple minutes ago. Presumably he has a staff of people weeding through the mountain of (often stupid) questions being asked.
Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:33 PM (HhYvn) 122
Shouldn't somebody tie a rope to Ace when he goes in to see Ghostbusters? Sort of like the little girl in Poltergeist.
Hah. The Jews used to do that to the High Priest when he went into the Holy of Holies once a year just in case God decided to smite the guy. The Jews leave no man on the battlefield. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2016 07:34 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 27, 2016 07:34 PM (2lndx) 124
How will they ever get the old lady smell out of the Whitehead House if Hillary wins?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 27, 2016 07:34 PM (aCNZ6) Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 07:34 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:35 PM (zOTsN) 127
Ace probably has a date That is why he is going. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:35 PM (iQIUe) 128
>>> 77 Actually, if you watch the RLM review, they drink Dan Akroyds Crystal Skull vodka. It's no Val-u-Rite, but it's a nice change of pace.
Posted by: Grimaldi at July 27, 2016 07:23 PM (PbEXK)<<< I'm actually half-tempted to pick some up. According to the reviews I've read, it's pretty damned good. I think Mike and Jay would drink anything, so their endorsement means nothing in and of itself, so I had to find some corroboration. Plus, I've read that the empty skull bottles can go for $25 on eBay, so one can recoup some of the cost. w00t >>>85 Actually the review for Crystal Skull vodka was quite positive. Rich is such a faig. Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)<<< I was actually surprised to see him doing a shot being a teatotaler and all. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2016 07:35 PM (jV8Mq) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 07:36 PM (uz/Pv) 130
Ace trust me bro, you don't want to see this movie.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 07:36 PM (LYCUN) 131
Just had some young little thing with a clipboard come to the door. Claimed to be from a non-partisan group. Asked me Trump or Hillary? Told her between those two, Trump. Asked what concerns I had. I told her, Second Amendment. She pretended that was important. Then asked me if I preferred Portman or Strickland. I told her I'd rather have neither. Then she told me a bunch of crap on why her organization has chosen Strickland, and started rattling off crap about Hillary, which I interrupted with "She's a felon." She gave me bs about she was investigated and they didn't find anything, and told her what Comey actually said. She gave me a couple of fliers, which promptly went in the paper recycling, which raises money for youngest Genius' high school.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 27, 2016 07:36 PM (FQKBL) 132
He denies it, but I think part of this "life" thing he is talking about is a gal
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN) 133
Now historian Stephen Kotkin is praising Margaret Thatcher. He must be a conservative. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:37 PM (iQIUe) 134
Speech drinking games:
Chug when SCOAMF hisses out the word cccccynicccccisssssm. If he's preaching to us haters, he'll definitely trot that out. It's like his woobie word. Posted by: Cobra Commander, what thinksssss SssssCOAMF hisssssesssss too much at July 27, 2016 07:37 PM (H9MG5) 135
I saw this at the top of that reddit AMA:
Mr. Trump, Reports estimate that 90% of US media is owned by 6 companies. The US mass media has fused into a gross alliance with big business and big government as this election has shown more than any other. The dishonest media is rigging our democracy with a radical agenda that divides Americans and causes nothing but sensationalism and hatred at the expense of the USA. They are killing our country for ratings and profit, with impunity. How will you, as president, tackle this protected class of media elites without stepping on the first amendment rights of average Americans? Yesssss.... Do it Donald. Break them up with fire and sword. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 27, 2016 07:37 PM (4ErVI) 136
Are any of you going to watch this?
I could only take about ten minutes of Bubba least night before I had to turn it off. Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 07:38 PM (6IPEM) 137
If Obama is speaking tonight, can you guys, just this once, let him be clear?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2016 07:38 PM (VdICR) 138
Cali Gov Moonbeam on now... looking like HE drank the comet. And preachin Climate Change bullshit. Bitch.
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:40 PM (ucB75) 139
So is this the night Obama, Hillary, Biden and what's his name dance naked in the pale moonlight? Are there any virgins handy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 27, 2016 07:40 PM (aCNZ6) 140
I do believe I will just swoon when my Chocolate Jeebus takes the stage!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 27, 2016 07:40 PM (Tyii7) 141
This piece of shit is being rejected by movie-going audiences. Let's hope they reject Hillary as well.
The problem with the movie is twofold. Actually, it's more like fourhundredandeightysevenfold, but we'll just stick to the chief two problems. Firstly, big mistake in making it a reboot instead of a straight up sequel, passing the baton type movie. I mean, you've already got the original actors there anyway for cameos, put them in their original characters and go from there. Going the reboot route makes everyone compare it to the 1984 version, which is incomparable. Making it a soft-sequel gives it some leeway and gets people to look at it with a much less critical eye. Secondly, it was burdened with a totally unfunny script populated with unbelievable characters. Even in a sci-fi fantasy film there has to be at least a modicum of believability. For instance, Kristen Wiig's character being so starved for male attention that she acts like a complete gibbering idiot around Chris Hemsworth. Kristen Wiig is a very attractive woman. Maybe not Hollywood hot, but definitely real life hot. She would certainly be the most fetching thing in the teacher's lounge at that college her character was working at. It strains credulity that she couldn't attract someone. Plus I doubt someone of her intellectual prowess would be attracted to a functional retard like Kevin. It would have made more sense for McCarthy to slobber over him. It's also not believable how all the girls took a protective attitude over Kevin at the end. "Don't you mess with Kevin!" At that point they'd known him for like three days! They gave us zero scenes to show us how the girls began to feel affection for him. And there is no one in real life outside of a vegetative state as dumb as Kevin the secretary. The guy covers his eyes when he hears a loud noise. Seriously, his eyes. And of course there is the black character who is a one-woman minstrel show. She's there basically to scream "Aw hell no!" every five minutes. Mellissa McCarthy gives us the same shtick in this movie as she does in a lot of her other roles. "Fat girl fall down. Fat girl funny." I actually think she's a great comedian when she plays against type, like she did in The Heat and, to a lesser extent, Bridesmaids. Kristen Wiig is pretty good with what she's given. Which ain't much. And that brings us to the second most unbelievable character (after Kevin). Kate McKinnon as Holtzmann. She gives her character all the zany, gonzo mannerisms that passes for deep characterization these days. She's half Ace Ventura, half Pee Wee's Playhouse. Egon in the original was a believable genius scientist because he was somewhat shy, meticulous, and meek. No nuclear physicist in the real world acts like her. They probably don't eat Pringles around their sensitive equipment either, just a guess. This movie was a complete abortion from start to finish. Posted by: Lamont Cranston at July 27, 2016 07:40 PM (Rtyzj) 142
Yeah, Ass Ceiling 2: Electric Bugger You, was a classic. 5, uh "marks" on the AVN thingy.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 07:40 PM (DW+jj) 143
Oh puh-leeze. Glass ceiling my ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2016 07:40 PM (0mRoj) 144
Milo and Trump are a good alternative to watching any more of the garbage people
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 07:41 PM (6IPEM) 145
And me too broke t'nite to participate in the Value Rite drinking game.
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:41 PM (ucB75) 146
I don't know if I can watch. Might have to learn to express my dogs anal glands Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:41 PM (zOTsN) 147
Maybe you guys can help me. I was at the gym this morning and the other trainer, I've known this kid for 20 years. He's a marine, battle of fallujah. He's mad that I'm voting for Trump. He thinks not voting isn't a vote for Hillary. I think it is.
What is War Inc? Is that a conspiracy movie? I had 3 kids arguing with me. My final argumentt was bad. I ended it with "so?" Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 07:41 PM (eU/yZ) 148
Way to alienate half your pittance of an audience, douchebags.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:41 PM (kFnmp) Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 27, 2016 07:42 PM (/WPPJ) 150
Are any of you going to watch this?
I could only take about ten minutes of Bubba least night before I had to turn it off. Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 07:38 PM ........I think I would rather see the new Ghostbusters film and that's saying something. Yea good ol Bill. I love Hillary so much and she's so awesome that I've been cheating on her for years! And the seals all clapped. (gag) Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 07:42 PM (dNwFH) 151
I saw the Ass Ceiling open for the Push-Up Bra at the Pussy Cat Club in '72.
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 07:42 PM (syn4Y) 152
Maggie Thatcher broke that glass ceiling decades ago, but yeah Hillary, keep fucking that chicken.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:42 PM (kFnmp) 153
"Material Upgrades"- a limerick
It sure hurts her fymynyst feelings She's dizzy, her head hurts, she's reeling To the top she is jumping But her forehead keeps bumping That bulletproof, plexiglas ceiling. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2016 07:42 PM (mvenn) 154
I remember a little ditty we sang in grade school, to the tune of "Colonel Bogey's March"
Comet! It makes your teeth turn green Comet! It tastes like gasoline Comet! It makes you vomit So try some Comet (something) and see! I don't remember the whole last line. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 07:43 PM (sdi6R) 155
I can't figure it out. All I see are questions questions questions and no reply from The Donald.
--- He's in transit to his next place according to Reddit. Hahahaha. Taking more air out of the Hillary balloon. Brilliant. Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 27, 2016 07:43 PM (tvyXw) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:43 PM (zOTsN) 157
"Zero Emission Cars!" in Cali, yeah, that run on COAL.
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:43 PM (ucB75) 158
I'd watch it but I've really got to count the cat hairs on my shirt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:43 PM (pUDQf) 159
I don't want a conservative throwing so much as a nickel at this thing.
I'm not the one that made it political, so its on them when they decided to make this some sort of proxy for the Hillary campaign. Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2016 07:43 PM (vsr+C) Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 27, 2016 07:44 PM (Tyii7) 161
Maggie Thatcher broke that glass ceiling decades ago, but yeah Hillary, keep fucking that chicken.
Golda Mier just emailed to say Hey Brah! I think I have a fax coming in from QE1. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 07:44 PM (rwI+c) 162
Let's get a pool going for how many times TFG mentions himself in his speech. I got a fin on 57.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi) 163
Comet! Makes your mouth turn green
Comet! Tastes like gasoline Comet! Makes you vomit So try some Comet and vomit today! Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (eSQgj) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (zOTsN) 165
"I was scareed"... who writes the captions for the dems, public school ejumacated beeotches?
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (ucB75) 166
But Golda and Elizabeth weren't "down for the struggle" like Hillary is.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (kFnmp) 167
152 Maggie Thatcher broke that glass ceiling decades ago, but yeah Hillary, keep fucking that chicken.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:42 PM (kFnmp) Oh honey, that would have to be a hen, for Hilary, I mean. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (+YMhA) 168
I collect fungus and aphorisms.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 07:46 PM (rwI+c) 169
hit yall wit a brick awrite
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:46 PM (ucB75) 170
I would watch but I was really hoping to give myself a hysterectomy with a garden claw
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:46 PM (zOTsN) 171
166 But Golda and Elizabeth weren't "down for the struggle" like Hillary is.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (kFnmp) No, and none of them were unconvicted felons, either, but hey! Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:46 PM (+YMhA) 172
Wow. Hillary is paying people to fill seats at the convention
===== but everyone says trump is going to lose bigly Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 27, 2016 07:46 PM (U0lQa) 173
Can someone fix the margins? Can't read the comments on my phone.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 27, 2016 07:46 PM (FQKBL) Posted by: Cleopatra at July 27, 2016 07:46 PM (/tuJf) 175
161 Maggie Thatcher broke that glass ceiling decades ago, but yeah Hillary, keep fucking that chicken.
Golda Mier just emailed to say Hey Brah! I think I have a fax coming in from QE1. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 07:44 PM (rwI+c) Check out the Dead Sea Scrolls, bitches. Posted by: Deborah at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (7qAYi) 176
Awesome. Speaker just explained how his whole family was in jail and he'd been there too. "This is the America I know."
Dude, stop committing crimes. Pass that advice along. Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (eSQgj) 177
Instead of watching this POS, I am going to watch the Atomic Bomb movie. It's narrated by William Shatner. I think there will be less hot air on screen this way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (3ZoRf) 178
No, and none of them were unconvicted felons, either, but hey!
That's a glass ceiling Hillary broke into a thousand pieces. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (kFnmp) 179
Somebody needs to drop a "due to the fact" around here!
Due to the fact that I like saying "due to the fact." Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (97XyN) Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (7C/kB) 181
just flushed the livestream before tossing computer thru window
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (ucB75) 182
>>>Let's get a pool going for how many times TFG mentions himself in his speech. I got a fin on 57.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi)<<< One for each state. Posted by: SCOAMF at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (H9MG5) 183
Hillary has one huge qualification for the presidency and that qualification is called VAGINA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (8ZskC) 184
>>>157 "Zero Emission Cars!" in Cali, yeah, that run on COAL.
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:43 PM (ucB75)<<< Not for long. Heh. Posted by: EPA at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (jV8Mq) 185
So just to clarify
The "official" Ghostbusters Twitter account is using is now openly pushing Hillary's "I'm with Her" slogan? I know this is naive, but didn't anyone at Sony ask if it was a good idea to basically just co opt a movie into a partisan campaign ad? They clearly are just hoping a gender war and political gamesmanship keeps this shitty movie afloat. Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (vsr+C) 186
OK.... in the vein of Crossbow vs Longbow discussions...
which would you rather watch... Ghostbusters 2016? or Hillary's speech? Posted by: Don Quixote at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (qf6WZ) 187
183 Hillary has one huge qualification for the presidency and that qualification is called VAGINA.
You misspelled penis. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (kFnmp) 188
Aetius kinda beat me to it, but I thought "blockbuster" originated as a descriptor for huge WWII bombs, like the Grand Slam (10,000 lbs ?), which were used to hit especially hard targets, like the German U-boat pens in La Rochelle, France.
Way back, a Vietnamese gf had an interesting incident in DC when someone asked her for directions to the local Blockbuster video store - her English was very good but she heard "black bastard" and just couldn't get oriented, caught between laughing and worrying about the person who asked her. Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (QDnY+) 189
Love the "commit more crimes but vote for people who want you to be able to do so freely" meme.
Guess free shit wasn't enough of a pull. Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (eSQgj) 190
What Golda Meir gets no love?
Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (7C/kB) Golda would have kicked her ass across the entire state of Israel, and smiled while doing it. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:49 PM (+YMhA) 191
Trump just took a shot at Clinton for how she ducks press conferences, combined it with a reference to the emails, Libya, her desire to increase refugees, and TPP.
Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:49 PM (HhYvn) 192
The "official" Ghostbusters Twitter account is using is now openly pushing Hillary's "I'm with Her" slogan?
I know this is naive, but didn't anyone at Sony ask if it was a good idea to basically just co opt a movie into a partisan campaign ad? They clearly are just hoping a gender war and political gamesmanship keeps this shitty movie afloat. Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (vsr+C) It's already a trainwreck. Maybe they just figure "What the hell?" Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 07:49 PM (3ZoRf) 193
Hillary's voice can scramble an egg. She sounds like gravel and rats in a blender. I'd rather sit on a bed of fire ants with honey on my taint that listen to that bitch blather.
One thing is for sure. If Trump screws the pooch and Cankles is President, I'll never hear her voice for four years. I've barely heard President Four-Putt utter three paragraphs in 8 years. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:49 PM (pUDQf) 194
I had a fake beard.
Posted by: Hatshepsut at July 27, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c) 195
I would watch but I thought I would give home self dentistry a whack
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (zOTsN) 196
185 So just to clarify
The "official" Ghostbusters Twitter account is using is now openly pushing Hillary's "I'm with Her" slogan? I know this is naive, but didn't anyone at Sony ask if it was a good idea to basically just co opt a movie into a partisan campaign ad? They clearly are just hoping a gender war and political gamesmanship keeps this shitty movie afloat. Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (vsr+C) When a media company goes all in for one candidate and uses company resources to promote said candidate... is that not an In Kind Campaign contribution? as their product IS media? Isn't that the same as a Sign maker making signs for a campaign? Posted by: Don Quixote at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (qf6WZ) Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (eSQgj) 198
I'd say boycott the work of the "stars," but really, do any of these twats have ragingly successful careers?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (kFnmp) 199
You misspelled penis.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:48 PM (kFnmp) She has been borrowing one since the 1960's, and now it's old and shriveled and needs a lot of help to work properly.... And thank both of you for those enlightening images. Searing my brain. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (+YMhA) 200
Dootoo defack!
Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (97XyN) 201
195 I would watch but I thought I would give home self dentistry a whack
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (zOTsN) I'm thinking of drilling a hole in my head.... Posted by: Egon at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (qf6WZ) Posted by: Moochelle, FLOTUS at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (UPYhp) 203
which would you rather watch...
Ghostbusters 2016? or Hillary's speech? --- Ghostbusters 2016. Sure, it's longer but there will be some moments when it will not be about Hillary. Plus, it does not actually have Hillary in it, which means that I probably won't rage stroke like I will if I watch actual Hillary. Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (tvyXw) 204
When a media company goes all in for one candidate and uses company resources to promote said candidate... is that not an In Kind Campaign contribution? as their product IS media? Isn't that the same as a Sign maker making signs for a campaign? Posted by: Don Quixote That was basically my next question. Sony is now making campaign ads for Hillary, and I don't mean in the ideological sense. Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (vsr+C) 205
183 Hillary has one huge qualification for the presidency and that qualification is called VAGINA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2016 07:47 PM (8ZskC) Vote for Me! I sit when I pee! Posted by: Hilary Clinton at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (7qAYi) 206
I know this is naive, but didn't anyone at Sony ask if it was a good idea to basically just co opt a movie into a partisan campaign ad?
---------- It's earnings were cut in half between the opening weekend and the second week. It'll be out of theaters in a few more. They don't care anymore. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (LYCUN) 207
There are something like 22,000 comments on Trump's thread on AMA.
Hey, Ace, see if he'll do a podcast with you. We've never seen a five-digit comment thread. Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (HhYvn) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (kFnmp) Posted by: Jar Jar Twinks at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (qul7b) 210
When a media company goes all in for one candidate and uses company resources to promote said candidate... is that not an In Kind Campaign contribution? as their product IS media? Isn't that the same as a Sign maker making signs for a campaign? --- Yes. But it's not a problem when you're a democrat. Posted by: Crooked Loretta Lynch at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (tvyXw) 211
The british left acted so cowardly, do despicable when Thatcher died, I want payback. Could have done it during Jo Cox's death but could not bring myself to sink as low as a lefty. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (iQIUe) 212
Breaking: Russia carried out no acts of espionage against the United States before last week. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 27, 2016 07:52 PM (AqVoh) Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 07:52 PM (ucB75) 214
193
One thing is for sure. If Trump screws the pooch and Cankles is President, I'll never hear her voice for four years. I've barely heard President Four-Putt utter three paragraphs in 8 years. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:49 PM (pUDQf) Same here. I'm sure not listening to him tonight. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 07:52 PM (sdi6R) 215
The major Comet junkies freebase it.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at July 27, 2016 07:52 PM (+aCe4) 216
Sweet jeebus. Orlando shooting victim's mom is speaking about the evil gun that killed her son.
And she said her late son was a "long time Hillary supporter." Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 07:52 PM (1ZOkK) 217
It's already a trainwreck. Maybe they just figure "What the hell?"
Maybe they're getting paid for it. They do need the money, after all. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (2lndx) Posted by: Hitlery at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (qul7b) 219
I will never watch that piece of shit.
Posted by: Draki at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (QLU+j) 220
Tonight's the night when I was going to stab myself in the balls.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (8ZskC) 221
193 Hillary's voice can scramble an egg. She sounds like gravel and rats in a blender. I'd rather sit on a bed of fire ants with honey on my taint that listen to that bitch blather.
One thing is for sure. If Trump screws the pooch and Cankles is President, I'll never hear her voice for four years. I've barely heard President Four-Putt utter three paragraphs in 8 years. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:49 PM (pUDQf) I'm still single, but she sounds like my ex-wife. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (7qAYi) 222
Victim Parade!!!
Mother of Orlando shooting victim blaming... ... you guessed it. Frank Stallone. Wait, sorry, I mean guns. Posted by: Norm MacDonald at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (H9MG5) 223
He thinks not voting isn't a vote for Hillary. I think it is.
What is War Inc? Is that a conspiracy movie? I had 3 kids arguing with me. My final argumentt was bad. I ended it with "so?" Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 07:41 PM (eU/yZ) I would argue that this election is not like any other in recent memory and you have to vote for Trump to keep Hillary from winning and appointing commie justices to the SCOTUS and the assholes in the Circuit Courts. Nothing else really matters except keeping Hillary from appointing more Ruth Bader Meinhoffs and Wise Latinas. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (ej1L0) 224
207 There are something like 22,000 comments on Trump's thread on AMA.
Hey, Ace, see if he'll do a podcast with you. We've never seen a five-digit comment thread. Posted by: Locarno at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (HhYvn) Fuck you. Just. Fuck. You. Posted by: The Hamsters at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:54 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 07:54 PM (UPYhp) 227
I can't watch this shit show. Evil guns, Hillary!! No.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 07:54 PM (1ZOkK) 228
206 I know this is naive, but didn't anyone at Sony ask if it was a good idea to basically just co opt a movie into a partisan campaign ad? ---------- It's earnings were cut in half between the opening weekend and the second week. It'll be out of theaters in a few more. They don't care anymore. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 07:51 PM (LYCUN) But Sony is apparently not concerned about pissing off half of the US electorate... I find that interesting for a company... Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2016 07:54 PM (qf6WZ) 229
Vote for Me! I sit when I pee!
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at July 27, 2016 07:50 PM (7qAYi) So did Bill, but you didn't see him avoiding impeachment, did you? Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:54 PM (+YMhA) 230
Ace, per Oedipus ref to Comic Book Girl
Here it is - https://youtu.be/Sn_vAcFGTJU Language warning. And yes she was so totally not impressed by the movie. Or reboots because Hollywood is lazy and just wants to make money. She also says this stupid movie is not about feminism. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (1kFWI) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (pUDQf) 232
Has anyone been to see D'Souza's new film?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (oFSUK) 233
Those RLM people are good. Not just gratuitous trashing...real in-depth analytical trashing.
Hey...what's the over/under on how many times Obama says "I, Me or My" tonight? My money is on 37. Posted by: SavEcig at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (zWaPh) Posted by: The Chicken at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (3ZoRf) 235
>>>But do Germans still love David Hasselhoff?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 07:54 PM (UPYhp)<<< That goes without saying. Posted by: Norm MacDonald at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (H9MG5) 236
Dammit
Tonight was the night I was gonna stab Cicero in the balls! Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 07:54 PM (zOTsN) Come over. We'll take turns. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (8ZskC) 237
I wish someone would sing the Comet song.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 27, 2016 07:56 PM (Tyii7) 238
So try some Comet (something) and see!
I remember it as "so come on try some Comet, and vomit today!" Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 27, 2016 07:56 PM (6FqZa) 239
Message of the convention: America Still Sucks. Lena Dunham claimed victims status over the most categories so she is ahead for the raffle prize.
Posted by: Pj at July 27, 2016 07:56 PM (cHuNI) Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE PROFESSIONAL BLEACHER at July 27, 2016 07:56 PM (qul7b) 241
216 Sweet jeebus. Orlando shooting victim's mom is speaking about the evil gun that killed her son.
And she said her late son was a "long time Hillary supporter." Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 07:52 PM (1ZOkK) Hard to stay out of jail with a mother who lies like that all the time. Imma say it's the mom's fault on this one. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:56 PM (+YMhA) 242
Maggie/Golda- CIC's. hill -shelter in place.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2016 07:57 PM (uv6MB) 243
I expect Bill's syphilitic old tadger squirts from at least two orifices, so, yeah
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 27, 2016 07:57 PM (6FqZa) 244
Hey...what's the over/under on how many times Obama says "I, Me or My" tonight? My money is on 37.
Posted by: SavEcig at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (zWaPh) Lordie, that's a low number. I'll take the over. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (+YMhA) Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (WYh6/) 246
Terrorism killed your son. And you're a cunt for politicizing your boy's death.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (pUDQf) 247
Sweet jeebus. Orlando shooting victim's mom is speaking about the evil gun that killed her son.
And she said her late son was a "long time Hillary supporter." He will still vote for her this time. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (rwI+c) 248
Who blew out the margins?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (Saqzi) 249
>>>Hard to stay out of jail with a mother who lies like that all the time.
Imma say it's the mom's fault on this one. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 07:56 PM (+YMhA)<<< The mohammedan club shooting, not a police one. Posted by: sure is hard to keep track at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (H9MG5) 250
"Me me me me!!!!!"
Either Gaylord is talking or Bunsen Honeydew has a new experiment to try in Beaker. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (1kFWI) 251
This, "I won't serve cops" shit has reached Brenham, Texas. Our McDonalds did the right thing, but you must be kidding me. As my Australian boss used to say - fuck me hard. Brenham is a red as can be. We need Trump now, period.
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (u+0lh) 252
231 Would you rather:
Colonoscopy or Hillary's speech? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (pUDQf) Would you rather eat out of a colonoscopy bag or watch her speech? Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 07:59 PM (7qAYi) 253
There is something about this new democrat party that is just. . . abnormal. Posted by: Distant Visions Panoramica at July 27, 2016 07:59 PM (pPprz) 254
But Sony is apparently not concerned about pissing off half of the US electorate...
They know that most of the unpeople will never see it. Worse is that some will but won't care. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 07:59 PM (LYCUN) 255
Who blew out the margins?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX ----- Movie babes crossed the beams. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 07:59 PM (oFSUK) 256
Hey, Little Big Man, that hippie Injuin movie, is on TCM. Can't be worse than Obama
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (F1iXz) 257
Brenham? Brenham is as red as can be. That's shocking. I guess it's everywhere
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (zOTsN) 258
So, who was hottest back in day?
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers? Barbara Eden had some very hot competition. (btw, I like the blondes) And don't forget, Julie Newmar. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII) 259
252 231 Would you rather: Colonoscopy or Hillary's speech? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (pUDQf) Would you rather eat out of a colonoscopy bag or watch her speech? Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 07:59 PM (7qAYi) Main course or desert too? That's a tough one. Give me a fork. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (pUDQf) 260
"An off-duty officer and his family were at the restaurant when the employee refused to serve them.
Chief Craig Goodman says management was quickly notified. He says the employee refused to serve the officer because she was upset about her son recently being arrested." I would be double checking the till. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (rwI+c) 261
There is something about this new democrat party that is just. . . abnormal.
What was your first clue? Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (Tyii7) 262
There is something about this new democrat party that is just. . . abnormal.
They are so far to the left of the JFK Democrats that they are unrecognizable. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (kFnmp) 263
There is something about this new democrat party that is just. . . abnormal.
Posted by: Distant Visions Panoramica ====== A landscape of dysfunction. And they are winning. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (oFSUK) 264
Long margins are usually done by comment 50, has it been ghost way the whole thread?
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2016 08:01 PM (bksJQ) 265
The mohammedan club shooting, not a police one.
Posted by: sure is hard to keep track at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (H9MG5) Right you are. I'd say any woman who choosed to tolerate being treated like a slave or animal probably doesn't instill much respect in her son. Once you have told him that half of the population is dogmeat, and that infidels are in league with the devil.... well, that's child abuse, straight up. The ones shot by cops? They all made huge mistakes and blaming them on anyone except the perps is nothing but horseshit. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 08:01 PM (+YMhA) 266
I hope that McDonald's worker lost her job.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:01 PM (zOTsN) 267
Posted by: SavEcig at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (zWaPh)
Do you think they will let him be clear? Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (eU/yZ) 268
251 This, "I won't serve cops" shit has reached Brenham, Texas. Our McDonalds did the right thing, but you must be kidding me. As my Australian boss used to say - fuck me hard. Brenham is a red as can be. We need Trump now, period.
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 27, 2016 07:58 PM (u+0lh) You know who won't refuse to serve police? A fucking touch screen kiosk. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (7qAYi) 269
A country music group said they did not want to see any police during a concert in Wisconsin. Because, fuck the police, I guess.
http://tinyurl.com/gqauupa Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (kFnmp) 270
"maybe take some of that oxyclean with the comet"
And now, I'm hearing in my head, and Ace movie review of Ghostbusters, read by Billy Mays. "This movie will make you want to drink battery fluid! Battery fluid, with OxyClean! Kaboom! It cleans like a white tornado! This colon was cleansed the regular way, and this one was cleansed with Kaboom! with OxyClean!" Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (iIzG7) 271
"After hearing from everyone involved, McDonald's immediately terminated her employment. "
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (rwI+c) 272
I've noticed a lot of people pronouncing her name "Clin'in", or something like that.
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (sdi6R) 273
*cracks open another beer*
*pours a shot* To Ace and the Horde, long life and prosperity ! Confusion to our enemies ! *makes "toast" gesture with the shotglass and tosses it back* *wanders off with the beer to have a cig in the back yard* Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (gUoN4) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (4+VII) 275
I mean, I never heard of Florida-Georgia Line, but certainly won't hear them now.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (kFnmp) 276
Let's play 'What If A Republican Did It?'
Fox Radio News: Some lighthearted moments at the Democrat convention.... Voice of Harry Reid: "I'm used to being in the Republican Congress, so it's nice to be somewhere that values reason and facts." Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (uz/Pv) 277
The Democrats are so dark and angry and dismal and unsatisfied with reality. Where do they grow these people, in a vat of agar?
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (WYh6/) 278
http://bit.ly/2anOg80
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (rwI+c) 279
Would you rather eat out of a colonoscopy bag or watch her speech?
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 07:59 PM (7qAYi) Main course or desert too? That's a tough one. Give me a fork. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (pUDQf) Just tie it around my neck like a feed bag while I post on the net......Did you have corn last night? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (ej1L0) 280
Legit line from the movie. The first time they see a ghost, the chick in the tweet up top is carrying a can of pringles and she eats one. Kristen Wiig asks her how she can eat at a time like this.
"You try saying no to these salty parabolas" Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (LYCUN) 281
Brenham is a nice town. She is not representative of the people there. I don't think. Maybe she is.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (zOTsN) 282
I've noticed a lot of people pronouncing her name "Clin'in", or something like that.
Posted by: rickl ========= Cliton Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (oFSUK) 283
258 So, who was hottest back in day?
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers? Barbara Eden had some very hot competition. (btw, I like the blondes) And don't forget, Julie Newmar. Trick question. The answer is Grace Kelly. Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 08:04 PM (PNOM0) 284
Come on, this again.
The margin blowers need to get the Barrel treatment. I don't mind getting the Cherry Pi 500 error screen as much as Indo when the margins get blown on comment threads. Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 08:04 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:04 PM (4+VII) 286
A country music group said they did not want to see any police during a concert in Wisconsin. Because, fuck the police, I guess.
http://tinyurl.com/gqauupa Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 08:02 PM (kFnmp) You know who's a big FGL fan? Hannity. He uses one of their songs as bumper musing on his radio show. Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (GUBah) 287
"I mean, I never heard of Florida-Georgia Line, but certainly won't hear them now."
I have. Their genre of choice is "bro country," and it sure as hell ain't George Strait. Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (iIzG7) 288
"Chief Craig Goodman says management was quickly notified. He says the employee refused to serve the officer because she was upset about her son recently being arrested."
Oh, of course. No fault of YOURS, mother-of-the-year. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (uz/Pv) 289
I guess the Aggrieved Sugartits at MickyD's has gotten her five minutes of fame. And unemployment.
But mainly unemployment. No place of business in that town will ever hire her again, heck even Wal-Mart will probably avoid her like Typhoid Mary. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (1kFWI) Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (sdi6R) 291
You know who's a big FGL fan? Hannity. He uses one of their songs as bumper musing on his radio show.
I wonder if he'll mention the story? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (kFnmp) 292
>>>231 Would you rather: Colonoscopy or Hillary's speech?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (pUDQf)<<< I was knocked out for my colonoscopy and it actually uncovered a polyp that would've eventually become cancer, so I'll pick "colonoscopy." The *better* question would be: shitting all day in preparation for a colonoscopy or Hillary's speech? ...yeah, I'd still go for the former. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (jV8Mq) 293
I forgot to mention Princess Grace. Ever since I heard that she fucked the Bingster I wrote her off as a nut.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (4+VII) 294
One of my favorite King of The Hill episodes in on. Hank injures his back & takes up yoga. Johnny Depp is the flake yogi. They even work in a Button Gwinnett joke.
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (7qAYi) 295
Not going to watch the leftists tonight either, I can't take them.
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (bksJQ) 296
258 - Kay Kendall
Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (ucB75) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (mvenn) 298
So, who was hottest back in day?
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers? Barbara Eden had some very hot competition. (btw, I like the blondes) And don't forget, Julie Newmar. Trick question. The answer is Grace Kelly. Posted by: AD At this point in history Maureen O'Hara was on the border between MILF and cougar. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (UPYhp) 299
277 The Democrats are so dark and angry and dismal and unsatisfied with reality. Where do they grow these people, in a vat of agar?
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (WYh6/) They scrape them off the insides of the porta potties at hippy festivals. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (+YMhA) 300
But mainly unemployment. No place of business in that town will ever hire her again, heck even Wal-Mart will probably avoid her like Typhoid Mary.
Nothing GoFundMe can't fix. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (rwI+c) 301
I love Brenham. Took many day trips there. Home to Blue Bell Ice Cream and one of the best sammich shops in TX, Must Be Heaven. I'll overlook this one maroon.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (6IPEM) 302
Carmen Miranda was quite the looker.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2016 08:07 PM (7C/kB) 303
Also, FGL isn't really country. They're the fusion some bubblegum pop shit currently referred to as "country" and rap, aka "Crap".
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 08:07 PM (GUBah) 304
Would you rather:
Colonoscopy or Hillary's speech? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 07:55 PM (pUDQf) My colonoscopy was a piece of cake. It was the toilet hugging the night before that kinda sucked. Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 08:07 PM (vOn32) 305
283 258 So, who was hottest back in day?
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers? Barbara Eden had some very hot competition. (btw, I like the blondes) And don't forget, Julie Newmar. Trick question. The answer is Grace Kelly. Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 08:04 PM (PNOM0) What am I, chopped pesto? Posted by: Sophia Loren at July 27, 2016 08:07 PM (7qAYi) 306
Also, FGL isn't really country. They're the fusion some bubblegum pop shit currently referred to as "country" and rap, aka "Crap".
Oh good, because I usually like country music. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2016 08:08 PM (kFnmp) 307
290 "Common sense measures to reduce gun violence"
Drink! Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (sdi6R) Hmmm. Common sense. I do not think that phrase means what you think it means. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 08:08 PM (+YMhA) 308
280 Legit line from the movie. The first time they see a ghost, the chick in the tweet up top is carrying a can of pringles and she eats one. Kristen Wiig asks her how she can eat at a time like this.
"You try saying no to these salty parabolas" Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (LYCUN) Pringles* are the most feminine chips out there because they're shaped like Maxi-pads. *-Only mostly stolen from the RLM media review of the new Ghostbusters. Posted by: Paul (Feminist) Feig at July 27, 2016 08:08 PM (cC/ZB) 309
292
The *better* question would be: shitting all day in preparation for a colonoscopy or Hillary's speech? ...yeah, I'd still go for the former. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2016 08:05 PM (jV8Mq) ^^This. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:08 PM (sdi6R) 310
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (UPYhp)
The ettes can play too. Who was hotter back in the day, Steve McQueen or Robert Conrad? Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:08 PM (eU/yZ) 311
Here is the truth. She enables her son. She defends what he does, even if he breaks the law. And eventually, he will end up in jail or dead. Because that's what happens when you enable. It's easier to do it. It's easier to be the defender of your child. It's hard to watch them fail. Hardest thing ever. But she is doing him no favors, and by her enabling she will see him either dead or in jail. And that's the hard hard truth
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:08 PM (zOTsN) 312
" I've noticed a lot of people pronouncing her name "Clin'in", or something like that."
Cli?'n, where the ? is a full glottal stop. Like you've got something momentarily caught in your throat. It's the same consonant as at the end of the Scottish "loch" or the German "ach," or the sound a Persian cat makes hacking up a hairball. Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 27, 2016 08:09 PM (iIzG7) 313
Funny. I loved Maureen O'Hara in "Only the Lonely."
Old, nasty, bigoted. Only Anthony Quinn could love her. But shit. She was still a beauty. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:09 PM (4+VII) 314
So on drudge there is a link bout whites being asked to pay black peoples rent to earn forgiveness for white guilt, for treatment to blacks by earlier generations. Can i get credit for the 4 years my grand father served in the civil war?
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:09 PM (c+7Ko) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2016 08:09 PM (mvenn) 316
Tonight I've come here to eat paste and kick ass and I'm all out of ass. Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2016 08:09 PM (yfObW) 317
277 The Democrats are so dark and angry and dismal and unsatisfied with reality. Where do they grow these people, in a vat of agar?
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (WYh6/) I think the proper term for them is homunculi. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (7qAYi) 318
258 So, who was hottest back in day?
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers? Barbara Eden had some very hot competition. (btw, I like the blondes) And don't forget, Julie Newmar. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII) That is a tough one. There is one picture of Elizabeth Taylor I always liked. She is no where near as 'done up' as she usually was. She is sitting on a bench under a tent, looking at the camera. Damn she is sexy in that photo. Posted by: The Chicken at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (3ZoRf) 319
And for our next number, here's You Broke My Needle Dick, So I Broke Your Heart.
Posted by: Florida Georgia Swine at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (ucB75) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (1kFWI) 322
Funny. By 1966, I can remember pregnant Sophia on the cover of magazines.
Sorry. Preggy means it's over. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (4+VII) 323
I hope there aren't any more stabby-balls comments, because you know--stabby. And balls.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (97XyN) 324
258 So, who was hottest back in day?
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers? Barbara Eden had some very hot competition. (btw, I like the blondes) And don't forget, Julie Newmar. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII) Cyd Cherisse Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (qf6WZ) 325
Trick question. The answer is Grace Kelly.
Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 08:04 PM (PNOM0) I'll second that one. She was gorgeous. Posted by: The Chicken at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (3ZoRf) 326
allright , wikileaks release DNC voicemails... lololol
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (c6/9Q) 327
Okay, I'm not watching is FGL playing at the DNC?
Posted by: spypeach at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (nyYhO) 328
That Leslie Jones man is hott.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (LYCUN) 329
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2016 07:53 PM (ej1L0)
That and burrowing which is almost as important. Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (eSQgj) 330
The SC isn't a valid reason to vote for Republicans, much less Trump, Reagan may have given you Rehnquist and Scalia, but he also gave you Kennedy and Oconnor, papa Bush may have given you Thomas, but he also gave you Souter, Bush the younger may have given you Alito, but he also gave you Roberts and those three were a hell of a lot further to the right than Trump ever has been or will be. Time to stop the never ending game of voting for asshole R just to keep asshole D out of power and give a libertarian a chance, maybe they'll be able to return govt to the small, limited powers version it's supposed to be in this country, maybe not, but giving them a chance is better than the same old shit.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (1wSLV) 331
"You try saying no to these salty parabolas"
***** I still laugh at BHO trying to negotiate his way through that gate with his parabola open. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (mvenn) 332
They're going full bore with gun control.
Yeah, Democrats, run with that. It's a sure winner after tomorrow's terrorist attack. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (sdi6R) 333
Can i get credit for the 4 years my grand father served in the civil war?
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:09 PM (c+7Ko) Bloody hell, one family in my family tree had 13 sons, all of whom served in the civil war, and all of whom returned home. Only one of them served in the Confederate Army, the rest fought for the north. But hey, white folks have never done a single thing to help black folks rise from poverty. We keep cutting into their drug and thug profits by sending in those nasty boys in blue. How dare we? Posted by: tcn in AK at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (+YMhA) 334
I'm not being mean, I'm serious. Is this woman special needs?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (eU/yZ) 335
So, who was hottest back in day?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:00 PM (4+VII) fnord (4+VII) http://bit.ly/2aeOvy1 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (wB8Tg) Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (rwI+c) 337
Okay, I'm not watching is FGL playing at the DNC?
Posted by: spypeach at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (nyYhO) No, link was to a story on Bearing Arms about them not wanting LEO at their concerts. Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 08:13 PM (GUBah) 338
http://bit.ly/2aeOvy1
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (wB8Tg) Mean. Just plain mean. Posted by: The Chicken at July 27, 2016 08:13 PM (3ZoRf) 339
CaliGirl, with the Democrat Party... you need to be more specific. They all claim some special need like Liz Warren and her crabby claim to being Native American.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (1kFWI) 340
There is something about this new democrat party that is just. . . abnormal. Posted by: Distant Visions Panoramica ====== It's not new. It's the same Democrat commie cocksucker bullshit they've been dealing in for well over 100 years. It's just that nowadays they don't bother hiding it. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (LuZz8) 341
I can't take the DNC. It's all vagapalooza, melanin division.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (mvenn) 343
No, link was to a story on Bearing Arms about them not wanting LEO at their concerts.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 08:13 PM (GUBah) Thanks CS Posted by: spypeach at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (nyYhO) 344
Trick question. The answer is Grace Kelly.
Posted by: AD At this point in history Maureen O'Hara was on the border between MILF and cougar. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:06 PM (UPYhp) I also assume we're past Vivien Leigh's prime, though between her and Grace Kelly, I'm going with Grace Kelly. What am I, chopped pesto? Posted by: Sophia Loren at July 27, 2016 08:07 PM (7qAYi) Don't get me wrong. I think you're hot, and if I ever tried to hit on you, that attempt would have just been followed by a sustained laugh. But you always seemed like you trying to go too hard for the bimbo/exotic look, where as Grace Kelly was aptly named. If she lived 500 years ago, there'd be Renaissance masters paintings of her. Posted by: AD at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (PNOM0) 345
The SC isn't a valid reason to vote for Republicans
Your argument is incomplete. Who have the Democrats given us? Also a 50-50 split? Posted by: t-bird at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (ZxmMG) 346
give a libertarian a chance, maybe they'll be able to return govt to the small, limited powers version it's supposed to be in this country, maybe not, but giving them a chance is better than the same old shit.
Posted by: All Teh Meh I was gonna cut spending but then I got high. Posted by: Garry Johnson at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (UPYhp) 347
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (wB8Tg)
Made me look. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (eU/yZ) 348
I have watched all the Dem conventions since the first time I voted. This is the first time I can't. The party has really been transformed bc or Barry. They used to do their usual lying and pretending to be centrists during their convention. Now they're all down with letting their angry freak flags fly. It's astounding that they insist on running on the most unpopular and fringe issues like gun grabbing and climate change hysteria and cop killing.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: The Chicken at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (3ZoRf) 350
Lulz the libertarian candidates aren't any different from Trump. They've said conflicting things about what they believe, including the 2A.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (LYCUN) 351
Tonight I've come here to eat paste and kick ass and I'm all out of ass.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2016 08:09 PM ........I LOL'ed thanks SloJoe! Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (dNwFH) 352
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (1wSLV)
You left out the parts about buying gold, chemtrails, and smoking pot. Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 08:15 PM (GUBah) 353
Well played Merovign, truly a Dark Lord of the Sith...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:15 PM (1kFWI) 354
Oh Christ, again with the Gabby Giffords shit. How about a word for John M. Roll?
Nah. I didn't think so. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:15 PM (SRKgf) 355
We have nothing but respect for pimps, thugs and commies.
Posted by: Florida Georgia Swine at July 27, 2016 08:15 PM (Tyii7) 356
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (1wSLV)
Give up the weed and read some more about the far left. Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (eSQgj) 357
Leslie Jones is in some ad for something involved with her car breaking down.
My first reaction was "Is that a transgendered gal that used to be a guy?" She is worried about the tow truck driver. The tow truck driver needs to be worried about her. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (4+VII) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (IqV8l) 359
allright , wikileaks release DNC voicemails... lololol Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (c6/9Q) Russian accent? Posted by: YIKES! at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (yfObW) 360
I always thought Clinton was the worse speaker. He went on and on forever. Never STFU.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (iQIUe) 361
"Cockpit?" Can we still say that?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf) 362
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers? Sophia Loren. Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 08:17 PM (syn4Y) Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 27, 2016 08:17 PM (iIzG7) 364
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (1kFWI)
Two black ladies that were speaking before gabby gifford's husband. She reads like a first grader. I really can't tell if she's special needs or not. I'm not trying to be cruel. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (eU/yZ) 365
Somebody has to watch this convention crap.
Somebody has to tell us what is going on, damnit. I can't because we're watching the Cubs-White Sox game and Mr. DeVille says he'll have a sadz if I switch to CSpan. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (T/5A0) 366
allright , wikileaks release DNC voicemails... lololol
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (c6/9Q) Russian accent? Posted by: YIKES! at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (yfObW) that's what hillary would like to know..LMAO Posted by: runner at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (c6/9Q) 367
"Okay, I'm not watching is FGL playing at the DNC?
FGM maybe" Better, FMJ. Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT F2M you mean? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (UPYhp) 368
It would be great if SloJoe was playing Pokémon Go and walked right off the stage. He wouldn't have to worry about landing on anyone intelligent or hitting a U.S. Flag.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (dNwFH) 369
Posted by: The Chicken at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (3ZoRf)
Her beauty was striking. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:19 PM (eU/yZ) 370
Time to stop the never ending game of voting for asshole R just to keep asshole D out of power and give a libertarian a chance, maybe they'll be able to return govt to the small, limited powers version it's supposed to be in this country, maybe not, but giving them a chance is better than the same old shit.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:11 PM (1wSLV) Nope...we have to vote "R" one more time to stop Hillary as this is her last chance at the throne. And as a former dues paying member of the Libertarian Party, those people couldn't put the bong down long enough to win the White Hut. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2016 08:19 PM (ej1L0) 371
Everybody should listen to Uncle Fester here.
He's been to space, and can light a light bulb in his mouth. Trust him. Posted by: Gomez Adams at July 27, 2016 08:19 PM (H9MG5) 372
"Cockpit?" Can we still say that?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf) Funny name for a chicken. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 08:19 PM (P/kVC) 373
I wish Giffords and Her bastard Husband would just go away...
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 08:19 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 27, 2016 08:20 PM (iIzG7) Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 08:20 PM (CH3GY) 376
Pokemon anyone???
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/selection-du-weekend-202-48.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:20 PM (1kFWI) 377
If Mark Kelly, astronaut, rubbed one out in space, think of the consequences... catastrophic possibilities, y'all.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:20 PM (WYh6/) 378
Oh Christ, again with the Gabby Giffords shit. How about a word for John M. Roll?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:15 PM (SRKgf) fnord (SRKgf) Of course not. Why, that would be like admitting Republican Lives Matter. Can't do *that*, not in advance of The Pogroms. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 08:20 PM (wB8Tg) 379
Wikileaks released DNC voicemails. Heh.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 08:20 PM (eSQgj) 380
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 08:17 PM (syn4Y)
I think Ava Gardiner was beautiful. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (eU/yZ) 381
364 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:14 PM (1kFWI)
Two black ladies that were speaking before gabby gifford's husband. She reads like a first grader. I really can't tell if she's special needs or not. I'm not trying to be cruel. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (eU/yZ) She did. She reads English the way I read Russian - sounding out the more difficult words. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (SRKgf) 382
No love for Brigitte Bardot? She was my teenage crush when she was about 40.
Yeah, she went off into the weeds about animal rights, but she's also been hauled into court several times for "hate speech" for complaining about Muslim immigration in France. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R) 383
The Libertarian Party has become America's answer to England's Monster Raving Looney Party.
And they had such potential. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (97XyN) 384
There is something about this new democrat party that is just. . . abnormal ==== They're very close to their longed for Big Takeover. the goons are showing up and auditioning Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (U0lQa) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (LuZz8) 386
Off, avian sock!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (3ZoRf) 387
Two black ladies that were speaking before gabby gifford's husband. She reads like a first grader. I really can't tell if she's special needs or not. I'm not trying to be cruel.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (eU/yZ) Maybe it was Ebonics.. Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (O2RFr) 388
>>>Two black ladies that were speaking before gabby gifford's husband.
She reads like a first grader. I really can't tell if she's special needs or not. I'm not trying to be cruel. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:18 PM (eU/yZ)<<< Gabby Giffords is reading better than the first one did. Posted by: Gomez Adams at July 27, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5) 389
She did. She reads English the way I read Russian - sounding out the more difficult words.
Posted by: Jay Guevara Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/nHLY1YYG2S4 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:22 PM (UPYhp) 390
Barbara Eden, Kim Novak, Liz Taylor, Jean Seberg, Audrey Hepburn, Stephanie Powers?///
Raquel Welch? Posted by: Willy J. at July 27, 2016 08:22 PM (BZey7) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:22 PM (4+VII) 392
Posted by: Gomez Adams at July 27, 2016 08:22 PM (H9MG5)
Was she special needs? Or a poor reader? Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:22 PM (eU/yZ) 393
"They're very close to their longed for Big Takeover. the goons are showing up and auditioning"
They're very close to being Arkham Asylum. Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 27, 2016 08:22 PM (iIzG7) 394
The Bingo Wings Traveling Thig Moms and Social Justice Warriors. Soonsored by Pringles, the "potato chip" that loojs lije a panty liner! As for how it tastes -- you decide! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 08:23 PM (BK3ZS) 395
"Can't just drink Comet. Gotta mix it with something. I recommend Draino."
Serve over crushed ice and garnish with a mothball. Now that's a cocktail guaranteed to tickle your taste buds. Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 08:23 PM (JSovD) 396
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The Libertarian Party has become America's answer to England's Monster Raving Looney Party. And they had such potential. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 27, 2016 08:21 PM (97XyN) They're pretty much the Drugs Amnesty Party now. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 27, 2016 08:23 PM (J+mig) 397
We have nothing but respect for pimps, thugs and commies.
Posted by: Florida Georgia Swine at July 27, 2016 08:15 PM (Tyii7) These punks need to be Dixy Chick'd. Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2016 08:23 PM (vOn32) 398
Ampersands. How do they work?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 27, 2016 08:23 PM (J+mig) 399
Nope...we have to vote "R" one more time to stop Hillary as this is her last chance at the throne ==== truly, it is not just about her. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 27, 2016 08:23 PM (U0lQa) 400
The ones camped outside their chain-link fence is the wave of the future, an Arkham Asylum future of the Purge.
And they still think the mob can be controlled. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (1kFWI) 401
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 08:16 PM (eSQgj)
Thanks for the advice, does the far left want to get rid of the income tax? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do, does the far left view the 2A as absolute and see gun laws as ineffective and an abridgement of constitutional rights? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do, Republicans are closer to the left on both those issues than the LP. Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (1wSLV) 402
She reads like a first grader. I really can't tell if she's special
needs or not. She.....reads....pretty....goood....to.....me... Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (uz/Pv) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (BK3ZS) 404
I went to the same Jr. High as Raquel Welch. The rumor was that she stuffed her bra with tp.
By the time she went to La Jolla High School, I am confident that she did not need to stuff her bar anymore. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (4+VII) 405
Hey, I thought trotting out victims/their families as moral authorities was now a bad thing?
You mean... the MFM and the Dems (but I repeat myself) were lying/are hypocrites? Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 08:25 PM (H9MG5) 406
Guns guns.....*drink*
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:25 PM (c+7Ko) 407
does the far left view the 2A as absolute and see gun laws as ineffective and an abridgement of constitutional rights? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do
*cough*William Weld*cough* Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 08:25 PM (rwI+c) 408
Why did no one tell me when this became a wide-stance blog?
Posted by: Larry Craig at July 27, 2016 08:25 PM (97XyN) 409
>>>> Wikileaks released DNC voicemails. Heh.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 08:20 PM ------ Those magnificent bastards! Anyone know where to find these? Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM) 410
Okay who broke the thread?
Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 08:25 PM (O2RFr) 411
Giffords husband is more proof - like we need it - that Naval Academy graduates should not be allowed out in public.
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (2Ocf1) 412
Speaking of Gary Johnson, if he manages to pull enough disaffected Democrats and Republicans, and we have a repeat of 2000, the House will elect Trump and the Senate will elect Pence. No way in hell I want to go through that again, but it's just a thought. And as of now, I think it's clearly Trump's election to lose. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (27m1/) 413
Thank god for baseball
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (zOTsN) 414
Gubs arb bah.
Posted by: Gabby Gifford at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (rwI+c) 415
"317 277 The Democrats are so dark and angry and dismal and unsatisfied with reality. Where do they grow these people, in a vat of agar?
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (WYh6/) I think the proper term for them is homunculi. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (7qAYi) " We resent this comparison ! Posted by: the underpeople in Cordwainer Smith stories at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (gUoN4) 416
400 The ones camped outside their chain-link fence is the wave of the future, an Arkham Asylum future of the Purge.
And they still think the mob can be controlled. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (1kFWI) They've created a monster with an endless appetite and stoked its taste for violence, and their hubris doesn't let them realize that eventually they won't be able to tell it what to eat anymore, and it'll eat them too. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (J+mig) Posted by: donna at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (1kFWI) 419
They're very close to being Arkham Asylum ==== I'm not watching, but i do know they are quite serious about their goals. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (U0lQa) 420
God, this is painful.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf) 421
Wiki released their voicemails. This is a new release?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (zOTsN) 422
Definitely not watching that piece of shit now.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (gtaOZ) 423
The party of disposable wealth concentration and redistribution. Bless their hearts.
Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (WYh6/) Posted by: Marlee Matlin at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (UPYhp) Posted by: Larry Craig at July 27, 2016 08:28 PM (CH3GY) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:28 PM (zOTsN) 427
Nothing says party of the people like a bunch of millionaires singing Broadway show tunes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 08:28 PM (/tuJf) 428
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"317 277 The Democrats are so dark and angry and dismal and unsatisfied with reality. Where do they grow these people, in a vat of agar? Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:03 PM (WYh6/) I think the proper term for them is homunculi. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 08:10 PM (7qAYi) " We resent this comparison ! Posted by: the underpeople in Cordwainer Smith stories at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (gUoN4) These Zombies? Look up the Necromancers Guild, we had nothing to do with this. Posted by: International Wizardry Council at July 27, 2016 08:28 PM (J+mig) 429
Damn that was painful....
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:29 PM (c+7Ko) 430
We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.
Posted by: Pixy's Hamsters at July 27, 2016 08:29 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 27, 2016 08:29 PM (OkKDg) 432
>> Wiki released their voicemails. This is a new release?
Re-Cut by Bernie Grundman from the original Master Tapes. Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 08:29 PM (CH3GY) 433
I'm sorry. It's now officially the Cooch Party.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (SRKgf) 434
Thanks for the advice, does the far left want to get rid of the income tax? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do, does the far left view the 2A as absolute and see gun laws as ineffective and an abridgement of constitutional rights? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do, Republicans are closer to the left on both those issues than the LP.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (1wSLV) **** Then Johnson really fucked up by running with gun grabber Weld. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (YLidQ) 435
Add the Comet to your bowl of Kaboom, ace. Afterwards, the inside of your intestines will gleam like snail snot in the moonshine, and hoboes will prize your dried turds for their remarkable cleansing properties.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (gyKtp) 436
Reuters BREAKING: WikiLeaks releases hacked audio recordings of Democratic National Committee voicemails. "Huma schweetie - *cough* - could you come in here with Mommy's medicine *gasp*." Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (97XyN) 439
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (1wSLV)
Hate to break it to ya, All teh, but Gary Johnson can't win. I know that comes as a terrible shock, because when you're really high things like that make sense, but there is absolutely NO chance that Johnson can win. When you don't vote or vote for a third party candidate (often financed by the left for the express purpose of drawing off right leaning libertarians, see Tom Sarvis (L) Virginia) the democrat wins and the country moves left. No one pays a bit of attention to the 'protest' vote. In fact, it's an object of ridicule. Do you take the Greenies seriously? I don't care what Johnson "wants", he'll never get it. Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (eSQgj) Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 27, 2016 08:31 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 08:31 PM (zOTsN) 442
Wikileaks seems like they're taking a heel-face turn lately. Either that, or they're still assholes, but just being assholes to the right people now. Not sure. Either way, I'm cool with this development.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 27, 2016 08:31 PM (J+mig) 443
Absolutely the Wizards Council gets a pass .... but if we catch a Necromancer in the alleys under Earthport, look out !
Posted by: the underpeople in Cordwainer Smith stories at July 27, 2016 08:32 PM (gUoN4) 444
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 27, 2016 08:12 PM (wB8Tg) You just know there are geezers back at their respective seniors' palaces stockpiling little blue pills for their night of hot passion with each of those three sweeties. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 08:33 PM (BK3ZS) 445
407 does the far left view the 2A as absolute and see gun laws as ineffective and an abridgement of constitutional rights? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do
*cough*William Weld*cough* *cough* Weld is better than Trump on the 2A *cough* Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:33 PM (1wSLV) 446
"So....what are you wearing...?"
Posted by: Bill Clinton Actual DNC Voicemail at July 27, 2016 08:33 PM (OkKDg) 447
Wow - Dems now think all previous GOP candidates and Presidents were wonderful. Good to know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:33 PM (SRKgf) 448
Oh, they're going full Daisy Ad on Trump now.
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:34 PM (sdi6R) 449
I don't care what Johnson "wants", he'll never get it.
Posted by: dagny Except amnesty. There's a very real possibility he'd get that. And after amnesty, any vestige of the Constitution would be as meaningless as any other third world "constitution". Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:34 PM (UPYhp) 450
Hmmm. Wonder if the military might not be more worried about a POTUS that would leave them to be completely abandoned at the hands of sodomizing savages after she ignores their months of repeated requests for more support?
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 08:34 PM (H9MG5) 451
cough* Weld is better than Trump on the 2A *cough*
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:33 PM (1wSLV) ****** Really now? He is hiding it awfully well. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 08:35 PM (YLidQ) 452
I don't need to vote Libertarian. It's entirely legal to buy paste. Which I can then eat and sniff.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 27, 2016 08:35 PM (LYCUN) 453
I'm not watching the shit show. I was going to live stream it but I am not downloading ANYTHING from Google, fck them with a pineapple sideways. Anything lulz inducing?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:35 PM (dNwFH) 454
Legit line from the movie. The first time they see a ghost, the chick in the tweet up top is carrying a can of pringles and she eats one. Kristen Wiig asks her how she can eat at a time like this.
"You try saying no to these salty parabolas" Posted by: Nigel West Dickens Apparently they want wymen scientists to look like dipshits. The shape is called selliform or hyperbolic paraboloid. Not a fucking parabola. Way to go, Feigit. Way to go. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2016 08:35 PM (VY8H5) 455
Intent .....oh thats good
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:36 PM (c+7Ko) 456
Giffords gets a ship named after her. Rolls gets nothing. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:27 PM (1kFWI) Yet that ship has an endless array of problems, most prominently, leaks in the plumbing. I hear it has a hole in the head. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 08:36 PM (LuZz8) 457
>>>Giffords husband is more proof - like we need it - that Naval Academy graduates should not be allowed out in public.
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2016 08:26 PM (2Ocf1)<<< And here comes a rear admiral... appropriately with his head up his ass. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM (H9MG5) 458
453 I'm not watching the shit show. I was going to live stream it but I am not downloading ANYTHING from Google, fck them with a pineapple sideways. Anything lulz inducing?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:35 PM (dNwFH) Imagine a cross between Lifetime channel and BET. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf) 459
Thanks for the advice, does the far left want to get rid of the income tax? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do, does the far left view the 2A as absolute and see gun laws as ineffective and an abridgement of constitutional rights? Because Gary Johnson and the LP do, Republicans are closer to the left on both those issues than the LP.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 08:24 PM (1wSLV) Yup....the Libertarian Party's platform has always been well rounded and based upon individual rights and freedoms but the Party leadership itself is so inept and delusional that over the last 50 years they have accomplished zero...zip...nada except getting the Party branded as a bunch of drug addled wackadoodles far removed from reality. Too bad really. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM (ej1L0) 460
Intriguing, Nicole Kidman, done up as Grace Kelly:
http://tinyurl.com/zdg7us3 For the ette's: http://tinyurl.com/gng9z8p http://tinyurl.com/jalcvvn http://tinyurl.com/hhm9qox Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM (3ZoRf) 461
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2016 08:35 PM (VY8H5)
Parabola sounds like a Spanglish term for pair of balls. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (eU/yZ) 462
458 453 I'm not watching the shit show. I was going to live stream it but I am not downloading ANYTHING from Google, fck them with a pineapple sideways. Anything lulz inducing? Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:35 PM (dNwFH) Imagine a cross between Lifetime channel and BET. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf) As scripted by George Romero. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (LuZz8) 463
And here comes a rear admiral... appropriately with his head up his ass.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away In Obama's military, rear admiral has a whole new meaning. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (UPYhp) 464
Very little streaming outside the hall where the crazies are all congregating. Much more interesting than the politicos inside.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (iQIUe) 465
458
Imagine a cross between Lifetime channel and BET. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM (SRKgf) And MSLSD. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (sdi6R) 466
Wow - Dems now think all previous GOP candidates and Presidents were wonderful. Good to know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:33 PM (SRKgf) For the Left yup Reagan, Poppy and GWB are now reasonable figures compared to Trump. Second look at Nixon and Goldwater. Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (Y/5qL) 467
>>Imagine a cross between Lifetime channel and BET and the WNBA Finals.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (CH3GY) 468
It's already a trainwreck. Maybe they just figure "What the hell?" It's a train wreck badly in need of a coup de grace meteor strike, so why not? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 08:39 PM (BK3ZS) 469
Imagine a cross between Lifetime channel and BET.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM ...That bad huh? Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:39 PM (dNwFH) 470
I think I just figured out why we have problems in our military interventions.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 27, 2016 08:39 PM (Tyii7) 472
Who's the lefty shit speaking now?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (iQIUe) 473
Posted by: cm9000 at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (Y/5qL)
The left always does this, but at the time they were in office they were worse than satan. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (eU/yZ) 474
John mccain.....now comon, really?
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (c+7Ko) 475
If George Romero wrote the script, the zombies would be climbing the fence.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (1kFWI) 476
Also Cankles role models: Saul Alinsky... Margaret Sanger...
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (CH3GY) 478
"BREAKING: WikiLeaks releases hacked audio recordings of Democratic National Committee voicemails."
Another news cycle lost. The MFM: "But, but, but the Preznit. Slow Joe and Hillary's Kaine are speaking tonight. Not fair!" Hope Wikileaks has something really juicy to release right before Madame Cankles speaks tomorrow night. Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (JSovD) 479
...That bad huh?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:39 PM (dNwFH Yep. I just hope that their cycles don't all synchronize. Those who are still having them. Probably just the males. >>Imagine a cross between Lifetime channel and BET and the WNBA Finals. Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 08:38 PM (CH3GY) << This. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (SRKgf) 480
I was very disappointed with Bret Baier.
When the Commie called Trump a traitor, he failed to point out this was only about yoga schedules and wedding plans. Then again in the arguing heads portion, same shit. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (4+VII) 481
What are they chanting?
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (sdi6R) 482
"What do you see in him? "
* * * DNC's voicemails: http://tinyurl.com/grounah * * * May God bless and keep Fleegle. Posted by: iforgot lost a bet to the more realistic guy who worships Winona Ryder in Dutch at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (5o5ek) 483
469 Imagine a cross between Lifetime channel and BET.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:37 PM ...That bad huh? Posted by: Minnfidel at July 27, 2016 08:39 PM (dNwFH) That's a big Twinkie. Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (7qAYi) 484
Hope Wikileaks has something really juicy to release right before Madame Cankles speaks tomorrow night.
Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (JSovD) This seems to be fairly well coordinated. Drip, drip, drip. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (3ZoRf) 485
C'mon, at least one of you assholes has to watch the shitshow, so's you can tell the rest of us what is going on.
*don't worry, it's okay to lie; they will* Posted by: GnuBreed at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (gyKtp) 486
A jag admiral?...shit.... Wonder how many americans he got killed
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (c+7Ko) 487
>>>>They've created a monster with an endless appetite and stoked its taste
for violence, and their hubris doesn't let them realize that eventually they won't be able to tell it what to eat anymore, and it'll eat them too.<<<<< Monsters from the Id. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 27, 2016 08:41 PM (tEDMc) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2016 08:42 PM (BK3ZS) 489
Who's the old guy who keeps smacking his lips?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 08:42 PM (P/kVC) 490
This guy is embarrassing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 08:42 PM (/tuJf) 491
Let's all do the hoochie-coochie!
Posted by: Dancing with the DNC at July 27, 2016 08:42 PM (LQLeS) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:42 PM (1kFWI) 493
Nood. Wikileaks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 08:43 PM (3ZoRf) 494
Oooh, a former Captain, O-3. That is like making it to E-4
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 27, 2016 08:43 PM (P/kVC) 495
C'mon, at least one of you assholes has to watch the shitshow, so's you can tell the rest of us what is going on.
White chick, black white, white eunuch, white chick, black chick, white chick, black chick, white eunuch ... Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:43 PM (SRKgf) 496
"You try saying no to these salty parabolas"
They mispelled "sweaty". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) How about some Chocolate Salty Balls? Posted by: Jerome "Chef" McElroy at July 27, 2016 08:43 PM (UPYhp) 497
Television ain't worth watching except for The Walking Dead or womens softball and gymnastics. Qualifying tomorrow new department standards. Burn 100 rounds .40 cal on profiles. Early coffee and snausage biskit.
Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2016 08:44 PM (zLDYs) Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 27, 2016 08:44 PM (Tyii7) 499
So female vet from San Diego? She going to tell how Hills recused her? Trust Hillary? No one trusts her. She has been caught in so many lies.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:44 PM (iQIUe) 500
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 08:40 PM (CH3GY)
Should I even ask? What are moon pads. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 27, 2016 08:44 PM (eU/yZ) 501
I'm sorry. It's now officially the Cooch Party.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:30 PM (SRKgf) except for a few ball-bearing persons of the non-white persuasion and the buddy fucker flag officers like Petraeus and Mullen. Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (ozZau) 502
Chick of indeterminate race who co-founded the "Military Acceptance Project." No prizes for guessing what that refers to.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf) 503
nood re dnc voicemails
Posted by: the underpeople in Cordwainer Smith stories at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (gUoN4) 504
The grubers are going to be treated to a short film on global warming produced by James Cameron. Posted by: YIKES! at July 27, 2016 08:46 PM (yfObW) 505
Yup....the Libertarian Party's platform has always been well rounded and based upon individual rights and freedoms but the Party leadership itself is so inept and delusional that over the last 50 years they have accomplished zero...zip...nada except getting the Party branded as a bunch of drug addled wackadoodles far removed from reality. Too bad really.
I seriously lean Libertarian, hard. My scots-irishness compels me to want nothing to do with "authority" in government at all. But the whole Libertarian party has been a series of nutballs. The weed obsession makes them unserious. Also, they've had success in f-ing up races winnable by republicans against really horrific democrats by being used and financed by the left. Maybe win some local seats, a congressional district, a senator, governor before f-ing up a presidential election? Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (eSQgj) 506
Ace, if you must see the new Ghostbuster movie, go to a theater also showing the Dinesh D'Souza 'Hillary is a crook flick', buy a ticket for that and sneak into Ghostbusters instead.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (v3DL/) 507
"getting the Party branded as a bunch of drug addled wackadoodles far removed from reality."
It's frustrating. I've attended libertarian gatherings going back to the 1980s, and you honestly will find there some of the politically smartest people around. Genuinely deep thinkers with an extensive sense of history. A few of them. Drowning in a heavy sea of party-on dipshit stoners. Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (noWW6) 508
502 Chick of indeterminate race who co-founded the "Military Acceptance Project." No prizes for guessing what that refers to.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:45 PM (SRKgf) I didn't know what it was, but I just binged it. Of course. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R) 509
Panetta who we have to pay for a private jet so he can fly home to Calif every weekend. smh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:47 PM (iQIUe) 510
OK, I listened to the voicemails. Big nothingburger, unless there are more to come. A few people bitching about Bernie, people wanting favors, one wanting Mooch for an appearance, one from Gloria Allred wanting a call back.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (GUBah) 511
Ace - i tried watching the review you linked too. it is almost 45 minutes long and totally not interesting or funny or insightful. not like you. maybe i gave up too soon, idk.
Posted by: asswipee at July 27, 2016 08:48 PM (UMJoX) 512
The only MAP I care about is the Military Assistance Program where the US helps allies buy all the neat war mongering toys they need to keep bad guys away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (1kFWI) 513
> Maybe you guys can help me. I was at the gym this morning and the other trainer, I've known this kid for 20 years. He's a marine, battle of fallujah. He's mad that I'm voting for Trump. He thinks not voting isn't a vote for Hillary.
Tell him many men better than him died for his right to vote. He dishonors them by not voting at all. Posted by: Old guys where once young, too at July 27, 2016 08:49 PM (iynDC) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:51 PM (iQIUe) 515
"Hillary Clinton is the single most experienced person who has ever run for the office of President of the United States."
Wut? Is he on drugs? Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (SRKgf) 516
What are they yelling?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: willy at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (Ffw22) 518
Can you imagine Putin's reaction to this?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (SRKgf) 519
Weld is better than Trump on the 2A Posted by: All Teh Meh Weld's NRA endorsement get lost in the mail? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 08:53 PM (kdS6q) 520
What were they chanting??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (iQIUe) 521
"Also, they've had success in f-ing up races winnable by republicans
against really horrific democrats by being used and financed by the left." A fair number of these have been fauxbertarians, individuals who had been reliable Democratic hacks and ward-heelers for years before suddenly having the great minarchist epiphany and re-registering as LP, usually about five weeks before the date to declare their candidacies. And, funny, after they've played a spoiler role in that capacity, they then thereafter drop off of the local political radar. Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 08:54 PM (noWW6) 522
I give the fuck up. I cant understand all the bs they are chanting and no one is tweeting/reporting it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: Fritz at July 27, 2016 08:57 PM (WYh6/) 524
"He's a marine, battle of fallujah. He's mad that I'm voting for Trump."
You might bring up the Trump plan for the VA. Vouchers good for fully reimbursed "care anywhere", linked to the VA benefits card. He can walk in to the Mayo Clinic if he wants, and the cost will be covered. Decoupling vets from the shoddy, unsanitary, incompetent VA is a colossal advancement. Especially for those vets who don't live conveniently near VA facilities. Some of these places have giant catchment areas where veteran patients (who may be in very poor health) have to travel quite far to get to an authorized VA location. Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 08:58 PM (noWW6) Posted by: concrete girl at July 27, 2016 09:01 PM (n636+) 526
Disappointed. Leaked voice mails contain nothing of interest. Maybe there will be more.
Posted by: Deaf Smith at July 27, 2016 09:03 PM (FkwUD) 527
Ah, Leon Panetta.
He's the guy who claimed in his memoirs, about his time as SECDEF, that there were absolutely no units in position to respond on the night of the brave last stand in Benghazi. Too bad, so sad. But nothing to be done for it, yunnow? It has since come out that Panetta's key aide at the Pentagon, Jeremy Bash, in an e-mail sent that very night, referred to a rapid response force that was already "spinning up as we speak" and set to go, as soon as they got clearance from State. Which apparently never came. The proverbial 3 AM phone call was actually a 3 AM e-mail, which went unanswered. Posted by: torquewrench at July 27, 2016 09:04 PM (noWW6) 528
I went to the same Jr. High as Raquel Welch. The rumor was that she stuffed her bra with tp.
And now the Venezuelans hate her. Posted by: JT at July 27, 2016 09:09 PM (HA0+Z) 529
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Weld is better than Trump on the 2A Posted by: All Teh Meh Weld's NRA endorsement get lost in the mail? Don't know, NRAs endorsement certainly found its way to Harry Reid though, so they're clearly on top of things and you should vote for whoever they tell you to without question. Posted by: All Teh Meh at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (1wSLV) 530
I was thinking Natalie Wood. And here she is, with a longbow! http://tinyurl.com/NatalieWoodBow
Posted by: Smallish Bees at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (yjhOG) 531
530 I was thinking Natalie Wood. And here she is, with a longbow! http://tinyurl.com/NatalieWoodBow
Posted by: Smallish Bees at July 27, 2016 09:10 PM (yjhOG) Oh, my. BRB. Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0585 seconds. |
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