aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Paper Publishes What Are Alleged to be Jackie's "Catfishing" Emails as "Haven Monahan"
I argued, correctly, that this is not catfishing, but George Glassing.
A stupid world, uncaring of what words mean, has made me an ignored dissenter and an internal exile. So "catfishing" it shall be. I submit to the dumb temporal authorities. And if you want to read what are, allegedly, these ridiculously ham-fisted attempts to stoke a boy's interest in Jackie by pretending to be another boy madly in love with her, check them out.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 04:03 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:03 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: Jan Brady at July 27, 2016 04:05 PM (bW38q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 04:05 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: nckate at July 27, 2016 04:06 PM (9Pufo)
4
THE RAPIST
starring
Bill Clinton as Haven Monahan
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2016 04:05 PM (ODxAs)
That's therapist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:06 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 04:06 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 04:07 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: It's good to be da king at July 27, 2016 04:07 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:07 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 04:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 27, 2016 04:08 PM (WlGX+)
Can she/will she be included in any lawsuits?
Posted by: Jmel at July 27, 2016 04:08 PM (15vyA)
without know the details, does not sound like mature people
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:08 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at July 27, 2016 04:08 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (0cMkb)
Of course, I picked them. So who is crazy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (KdXXc)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Michael Kinsley at July 27, 2016 04:10 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: redbanzai at July 27, 2016 04:10 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (SRKgf)
You're forgetting the sex and the drinking. Those are evergreen though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:10 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 04:10 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 27, 2016 04:10 PM (WlGX+)
BRB I need another Xanax.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at July 27, 2016 04:10 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at July 27, 2016 04:11 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: Long story at July 27, 2016 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 04:11 PM (/m8T6)
Heh. I actually get that one.
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I actually SAW that one. When it was an ongoing TV series.
In related news, I'm old as fuck.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 27, 2016 04:11 PM (nhHaf)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 27, 2016 04:11 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:11 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (VY8H5)
Sounds dumb. But dumber than having Richard Basehart star in a Fellini, flick, no?
How's the Italiano, coming along, Ace?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: IP at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (Fol9S)
I care about correct usage.
Whence "George Glassing"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Bun E. Carlos at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (bW38q)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (CH3GY)
Cute Bunny. What's its name?
Posted by: garrett
Stu.
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One of these days I guess I'll have to watch that movie. You know, it's the second film Michael Douglas made where he plays a guy fooling around on his wife or girlfriend, and the girlfriend/wife was hotter than the side dish? Both characters were nuts. (See Basic Instinct, Jeanne Tripplehorn vs. Sharon Stone, and Anne Archer vs. Glenn Close. No contest.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Smash'em at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (4A5fG)
Add a fake mustache and it could be Phil Packering.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (OD2ni)
Heh. I actually get that one.
_________________
Yeah, ace has watched way too much Brady Bunch.
As have we.
Posted by: Alice the housekeeper at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (/m8T6)
Jacky McJackInMyFaceFace!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (iQIUe)
That guy is really lucky, holy sh**
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (txdEq)
Who was the wife in the Demi Moore one?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (3ZoRf)
These people are our best and brightest. If they get fooled, what chance to we Midwestern bumpkins have?
Posted by: jwest at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Smash'em at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (4A5fG)
You don't need to. Shit won't stick to their fur.
Posted by: The Bear at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (CH3GY)
Mr. Bunny McBunface wearing a hairnet?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (mgbwf)
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Jan's imaginary boyfriend on the Brady Bunch.
Posted by: Mike Brady at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (CH3GY)
Jackie Coakley, Emma Sulkowitz and Lena Dunham star in "No Man's Land"
and in "Three Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (actually two flew over, one waddled past)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (PjWy4)
One of these days I guess I'll have to watch that movie. You know, it's the second film Michael Douglas made where he plays a guy fooling around on his wife or girlfriend, and the girlfriend/wife was hotter than the side dish? Both characters were nuts. (See Basic Instinct, Jeanne Tripplehorn vs. Sharon Stone, and Anne Archer vs. Glenn Close. No contest.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (txdEq)
And then he did the one with Demi Moore, too.
Posted by: Long story at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (7HtZB)
Nice phrase.
This is the new definition of "citizen", seeing how the government serves the interests of everyone but us.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (zc3Db)
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Jackie Coakley, the non-rape "victim," was married last year.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Nick Cage at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: The Bear
Are you saying...
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it works out...
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in the end.
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (VY8H5)
One of these days I guess I'll have to watch that movie. You know, it's
the second film Michael Douglas made where he plays a guy fooling around
on his wife or girlfriend, and the girlfriend/wife was hotter than the
side dish? Both characters were nuts. (See Basic Instinct, Jeanne
Tripplehorn vs. Sharon Stone, and Anne Archer vs. Glenn Close. No
contest.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (txdEq)
Who was the wife in the Demi Moore one?
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I read the Michael Crichton book, but never saw the film. I don't think he was married in that one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (txdEq)
Awwww...Mr. Bun Bun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 04:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Where's the switchblade?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (NnYnv)
O_o
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Charlie Algernon at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (hbvkG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (LKUbu)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (bksJQ)
Archer is a rabid scientologist so maybe we shd back away.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (NnYnv)
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Is that verified, or did you just... like... ummm ...get an email from her husband?
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (NnYnv)
Now THERE'S a guy who needs his head examined. That's like dating DOCTOR Amy Bishop.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
They'll let anybody marry anything these days.
Posted by: British Lady what married her dog at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (X/qvg)
side dish? Both characters were nuts. (See Basic Instinct, Jeanne Tripplehorn vs. Sharon Stone
Jeanne Tripplehorn-Sharon Stone is pretty much of a tie ... and one hell of a sandwich.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: The bunny at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:14 PM (iQIUe)
...............
I thought it was a condom.
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (LKUbu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: LizLem at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (NnYnv)
Now THERE'S a guy who needs his head examined. That's like dating DOCTOR Amy Bishop.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (SRKgf)
That dude must have been desperate for some nookie, holy moly
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sean Connery at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (evdj2)
You owe me one keyboard and a some kind of nasal probing to remove the Coke Zero.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: The bunny at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (bzd8I
It's just the socialism. Breathe deeply and don't jump out; it's good for you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (27m1/)
"Internal Exile on Rape Street"
Wasn't that the Stones sixth album?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (0cMkb)
Featuring Hilary's! theme song, "Turd on The Run"
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (qCMvj)
Watch "The Walk". It's on demand, now. An awesome movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Blackberry at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (CH3GY)
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They were funny, in a sad and pathetic sort of way. Like the fact that she thinks her story of being forced to perform oral sex on a bunch of guys is going to make Ryan Duffin hot for her. Or her story of how she's dying of Lupus (and planning to will all her crap to "kids in Honduras") will make little Ryan love her.
Stupid and dishonest and batshit crazy is no way to go thru life.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Sean Connery at July 27, 2016 04:18 PM (evdj2)
Than Miss Poo-see.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (zc3Db)
The one about the French tightrope walker? That was fun!
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: John Cazale at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (bW38q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (mgbwf)
"Okay, shorty. Cut the gab and get me an order of fried rabbit."
"I'm vewwy sowwy, Mr. Bogart, but we're fwesh out of wabbitt. We have a vewwy wuvwee kwape suzette?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (7lVbc)
Yep! And the documentary is excellent, too - "Man on Wire" ... also on demand, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (zc3Db)
They were funny, in a sad and pathetic sort of way. Like the fact that she thinks her story of being forced to perform oral sex on a bunch of guys is going to make Ryan Duffin hot for her. Or her story of how she's dying of Lupus (and planning to will all her crap to "kids in Honduras") will make little Ryan love her.
Stupid and dishonest and batshit crazy is no way to go thru life.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (NnYnv)
The funny part is she was probably a psych major. Weapons grade grasp of male psychology there, sweetheart.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:21 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:20 PM (txdEq)
Now you got me thinking about "Striptease."
brb
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 04:21 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 27, 2016 04:21 PM (WlGX+)
Cannot find the wife. The desc on wikipedia mentions he is married and has a child, but the only woman I can find on IMDB for the movie with his characters last name I am betting is the daughter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (3ZoRf)
Is that verified, or did you just... like... ummm ...get an email from her husband?
Posted by: MTF at July 27, 2016 04:17 PM (/m8T6)
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LOL. No, not verified in any real sense. Her father posted photos from the wedding on his FB page, and it was reported by some media outlets.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (1ZOkK)
I'm surprised Mattress Girl isn't.
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (HgMAr)
They are remaking Watership Down. Is it horrible I'm not completely against it? But they plan to tone down the violence.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/
2016/04/27/bbc-remake-watership-down-with-less-violence-to-avoid-scarring-c/
Posted by: LizLem at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (hvf9s)
and the girlfriend/wife was hotter than the
side dish? Both characters were nuts. (See Basic Instinct, Jeanne Tripplehorn vs. Sharon Stone
Jeanne Tripplehorn-Sharon Stone is pretty much of a tie ... and one hell of a sandwich.
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Yeah, I'm pretty much a brunettes-first guy. Except redheads. Yeah, redheads, then brunettes. Except there was this hot blonde in high school . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (zc3Db)
The one about the French tightrope walker? That was fun!
There was a really good documentary about that, Man on a Wire.
What's the point of making a fake movie about it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (mgbwf)
In Colorado, they pull the pot out of the rabbit
In Texas, we put the rabbit in the pot, in the oven, on 325 for 3 & 1/2 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (oBghv)
Rush mentioned that Tony Goldwyn spoke last night. Ironic considering he plays a philandering, womanizing president in some TV show. And did he introduce Bill??
Reminds me of NBC's big gaffe with the mini-series "Holocaust." One of the sponsors was Easy Off oven cleaner.
I shit you not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (1ZOkK)
I'm surprised Mattress Girl isn't.
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)
It's not over yet.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Sean Connery at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: IP at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (Fol9S)
Posted by: Garry Johnson at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2016 04:09 PM (1ZOkK)
I'm surprised Mattress Girl isn't.
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)
They could get Crystal Mangum and go for a leftist trifecta.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (WlGX+)
What's the point of making a fake movie about it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (mgbwf)
The movie's worth it. Trust me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (mgbwf)
My wife would watch him if it was "Watchin' Paint Dry" - starring Antonio Bandaras!
I eventually get the benefit IYKWIMAIKTYD..
Posted by: catman at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (EcmAX)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:21 PM (SRKgf)
If I had to decipher it, I'm guessing she pegged him as a "white knight" type of personality, that he'd want to rescue her. Which is actually a thing, but the execution is pretty convoluted, if the case.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (KUaJL)
I don't know about Haven Monahan. But Annette Haven? Now that's something else entirely. And speaking of which:
Hyapatia Lee!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (27m1/)
Carly turned him down, but sis snuck back and banged him later on.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (wv7Zv)
>>I'm surprised Mattress Girl isn't
I did!! Mentioned my rape again, too!!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (NOIQH)
sta non molto bene.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 04:23 PM (dciA+)
Are you using Duolingo?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (SRKgf)
What's the point of making a fake movie about it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (mgbwf)
The movie's worth it. Trust me.
...
yeah it was a good movie. basically a heist movie. Lot of sneaking around (as they weren't, obviously, allowed to walk from tower to tower on a wire).
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (dciA+)
Will I go to hell if I laugh at that? I will, won't I.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (wv7Zv)
You know my wife?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (NpXoL)
I eventually get the benefit IYKWIMAIKTYD..
Posted by: catman at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (EcmAX)
Ju haff to es-peak with the es-panish accent, like Luis Gutti-ERRRRRR-ez!
Arriba!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:22 PM (mgbwf)
The fake movie is kind of a love letter to the Twin Towers.
Also, Gordon-Levitt really hams it up. Very enjoyable.
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Gollum at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (syn4Y)
My wife would watch him if it was "Watchin' Paint Dry" - starring Antonio Bandaras!
I eventually get the benefit IYKWIMAIKTYD..
Posted by: catman at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (EcmAX)
Then you two should watch "The Big Bang", starring Banderas. Great movie. Very smart and well done.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:26 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!"
If you want to see someone with seriously crazy eyes, Google image Archer's rabid scientologist son Tommy Davis.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 27, 2016 04:26 PM (OD2ni)
...........
and add little round pasta-like things before canning.
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Duke professor African-American studies at July 27, 2016 04:26 PM (FOeaV)
Are you using Duolingo?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
nah i got these plimseur cds.
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (dciA+)
Take me to America, GI. Gwyneth Paltrow, Seth Rogan!
Ah managia la miseria!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:26 PM (27m1/)
Carly turned him down, but sis snuck back and banged him later on.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
I bet they had a real nice Cuddlebug!
Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2016 04:26 PM (jBuUi)
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Rent free penthouse in the Obozo Arms.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 04:27 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (zc3Db)
I think it's been on Netflix too.
I'll have to see what the hubby has on the server too.
We started watching The Muskateers last night, so will probably watch a couple episodes of that.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2733252/?ref_=nv_sr_1
We finished up a strange Australian show last night. Guy was a thug for a small town "mafia."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:27 PM (qCMvj)
DC is simply a script delivery engine with a few headlines on it.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:27 PM (evdj2)
The funny part is she was probably a psych major. Weapons grade grasp of male psychology there, sweetheart.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:21 PM (SRKgf)
Psych majors aren't exactly known for you know, sanity.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:27 PM (Ahy/3)
...................
It would be divine to watch Hillary! lose, wouldn't it?
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:28 PM (HgMAr)
I guess we see it every day, so it gets lost in the shuffle of Evil on Parade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:28 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Lennie Jackie at July 27, 2016 04:28 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:28 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:21 PM (SRKgf)
If I had to decipher it, I'm guessing she pegged him as a "white knight" type of personality, that he'd want to rescue her. Which is actually a thing, but the execution is pretty convoluted, if the case.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (KUaJL)
Pretty sure that even the Whitest of White Knights would respond to "come to my dorm room and I'll blow you."
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (27m1/)
DO NOT rent "The Skin I Live In".
Just don't.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)
The Daily Caller knows all, sees all. Nothing is safe from their prying eyes.
Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2016 04:25 PM (NpXoL)
That website is horrible, I have totally stopped looking at it
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:28 PM (HgMAr)
Can you imagine the swearing in with SCOAMF standing next to Trump?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (27m1/)
*waves* at horde.
You guys, and I don't want to upset you, are for the most part, dependably sane.
Pantless, drunk, sexual deviants, but not stupid or easily led around by the balls.
hugs
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (eSQgj)
I assumed the poor guy was ghey. No?
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (z/Ubi)
She had blurred the line between fantasy and reality.
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: ace at July 27, 2016 04:27 PM (dciA+)
I loved the documentary but I think the movie was even better. The first time I saw it there were some scenes that made my stomach drop out - the sorts of scenes they couldn't get in the documentary but could do really well in the movie. I've watched it a handful of times, already, and can't say enough good things about it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Fred Silverman at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (bW38q)
Posted by: Lennie Small at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (7HtZB)
I just watched the Aussie movie Animal Kingdom which the American TV series with Ellen Barkin is based on. Not bad . Not Great.
Posted by: Duke professor African-American studies at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (FOeaV)
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)
I think "plug my cocksocket" would do it.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (X/qvg)
Posted by: Cher at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:19 PM (zc3Db)
oh, the movie... I just looked it up. I thought it was the documentary too.
hmmm, sounds decent
Thanks a lot.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (qCMvj)
*******
OK, I'll bite. What is George Glassing.
(Sounds interesting)
Posted by: Taco Shack at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (C+qQ0)
haha!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:16 PM (qCMvj)<<<
Considering he's never argued a case, and doesn't even have a law license...
... BRILLIANT!
Posted by: The Guinness Guys at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)
__________________________________________
Did she give a room number? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: IP at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (Fol9S)
*grabs tackhammer*
http://bit.ly/2aatTsG
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Cher at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (DrC22)
I'll say this. That boy does get around.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:27 PM (Ahy/3)
There's always that line about that they decided to major in it to understand their own screwed up head.
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:31 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Roger Rabbit at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (DrC22)
Just never give in to the "It's I could care less not I couldn't care less" crowd, Ace. Stay strong!! That is the English language hill to die on.
Posted by: LizLem at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (bksJQ)
DO NOT rent "The Skin I Live In".
Just don't.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)
Is that where he kidnaps a boy and turns him into a girl?
Posted by: Duke professor African-American studies at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (FOeaV)
"Erickson has done lost his mind. When he tweeted that "It sounded better in the original German" line (which he plagiarized from Molly Ivins, BTW), I knew he had just flown over the cuckoo's nest. This is just more of the insanity."
Meanwhile, Hillary is LITERALLY using fascism as one of her campaign slogans: "Stronger Together". That's what the fasces represented to the Romans, and why Mussolini called his national socialism "fascism".
Posted by: Robert Crawford at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (9RCRc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (27m1/)
................
Then we would know for sure he's a lurker.
OK, which one of you Morons is really Trump?
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (7lVbc)
Undoubtedly. Do you think it was easier to believe the lie than the fact that he just was not interested? This would suppose that she is REALLY disturbed and actually believes that what she said happened happened.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (FOeaV)
Posted by: Fat Actress DuJour at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (bW38q)
Like Mattress Girl, she was basking in the attention she was getting at the campus rape center, from activists, etc.
She was openly demonizing strangers and getting others to join in.
She was used by the university president to shut down all fraternities and sororities, and other university presidents were using it to clamp down on theirs.
She was set up to be used by Obama's DoJ to hoist major campus anti-rape rules on all universities.
Sympathy ends when she inflicted damage on others' lives to feed her drama.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (NOIQH)
I have dreams of a Hillary loss driving her insane. She'll wander the halls of Chappaqua Manor wearing a tattered robe and fuzzy slippers, babbling incoherently and soiling her Depends.
Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 04:34 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: Fat Actress DuJour at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (bW38q)
Not with Ace's eyes and Hillary's glasses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:34 PM (27m1/)
Also known as Saturday night.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:34 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 04:34 PM (wv7Zv)
And what will she do after she loses her sanity?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 04:29 PM (wv7Zv)
******
I wouldn't know. His site is so bloated and script heavy it is unusable.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (XlMnV)
So...totally copying Christie?
Wow, does Trump have them dancing to his tune or what?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Miss Piggy at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (DrC22)
I watched the movie Gold recently to see the Game of Thrones girl, Maisie Williams who plays Arya Stark, in it.
was okay...
Watched another with GOT Jon Snow in it, lol. I couldn't resist. It was called MI-5.
It was okay too.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Hank
Everything is true about your comment except for the future tense.
Posted by: zombie at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM (LYCUN)
Also known as Saturday night.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:34 PM (evdj2)
So, she's Vincent "The Chin" Gigante?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:36 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (NOIQH)
I do not deny that. She should be in jail (and have psychotherapy) for what she did.
I just think it is sad that she, in some twisted part of her mind, thought this was a good or better option.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:36 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:36 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Cindy at July 27, 2016 04:36 PM (CH3GY)
Yes, you did, and, yes, you're right. But I guess it doesn't readily transfer to every generation.
Now it's time to tell everyone about your lawn and ways to get off it.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 27, 2016 04:36 PM (1CroS)
Hillary looses what are Bill's chances of living 3 months?
*
*
If Bill is smart, he'll find somewhere else to be from election night until Scankles croaks in a rage-stroke. Which might be only a few days, come to think of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (7lVbc)
Hillary looses what are Bill's chances of living 3 months?
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (bksJQ)
If she continues to drop in the polls what are his chances of surviving another 3 weeks?
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (NOIQH)
exactly
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (qCMvj)
You guys, and I don't want to upset you, are for the most part, dependably sane.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (eSQgj)
I've seen some really cruel insults in my time, but you're really skirting the line there sister.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (Ahy/3)
Hillary looses what are Bill's chances of living 3 months?
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (bksJQ)
If she continues to drop in the polls what are his chances of surviving another 3 weeks?
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (syn4Y)
She better last through Election Day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Duke professor African-American studies at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (FOeaV)
I saw that movie. Was that "The Skin I Live In"? Man, that was one f*&ked up movie. I think I turned it off once they started explaining what was really going on.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (zc3Db)
Was laughing with some others about the last meal request of fried chicken. Some lefturd tried to call us racist. But everybody's last meal preference is fried chicken. I wd ask for fried chicken. This woman and her co murderers in Malaysia requested and got orders from KFC. It's universal.
Strange case, involving a pop singer, witchdoctor, politician, axe:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Fandey
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (iQIUe)
You should call her.
Posted by: Haven Monahan Tweets at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (CH3GY)
Here, here. I take umbrage.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant at July 27, 2016 04:39 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:39 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 04:39 PM (XQrf/)
Where did you watch Musketeers, artisinal?
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (7lVbc)
husband "found it"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:39 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (mgbwf)
...............
There's a couple hours of your life you'll never get back. Planet of the Sharks is on Syfy.
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (HgMAr)
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Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!-One; two: why, then 'tis time to do't.-Hell is murky.-Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our pow'r to accompt?-Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)
That ScarJo film where she was black tar from outer space or something was strange.
Most guys thought they wd be seeing Scarjo's rack and instead they get some guy's hairy ass.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Christopher Moltisanti at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (bW38q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Fat Actress DuJour at July 27, 2016 04:33 PM (bW38q)
I posted about it last week. I feel like I lost my Horde platinum membership admitting this, but I didn't hate it. *ducks spitballs* Script was not great and I learned later that jokes I liked, like the Irish joke at the beginning, were ad libbed by the actors. Way too much CGI action scenes but I liked the regular ghost CGI. It was a silly summer movie, which is fine. The mistake was trying to turn it into the Greatest Feminist Movie of Our Time You Must Love. Too many evil men jokes, and all antagonists were men or controlled by men. But I enjoyed that govt was part of the problem like in the original. Oh and Thor as a himbo was fun.
Posted by: LizLem at July 27, 2016 04:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (NOIQH)
Sympathy ends when she inflicted damage on others' lives to feed her drama.
Posted by: Lizzy
So, you're saying she has a big future in politics?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (RFeQD)
I wouldn't know. His site is so bloated and script heavy it is unusable.
DailyCaller is the shittiest script monster around. I only go there on my iPhone. Otherwise it locks up my pc -- which is configured to handle all manner of seedy Russian pron sites without so much as a hiccup.
Posted by: wooga at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (6py5U)
______________
Yep. Seriously stupid stuff. Jackie had "Haven" telling Ryan that he ("Haven") was deeply in love with "very special" Jackie, even though "Haven" admitted he'd just met Jackie and didn't really know her. But "Haven" just knew Jackie was the woman for him, even though "Haven" also knew (from reading Jackie's confidential file) that Jackie was dying.
It was like the plot of some idiotic chick flick. "Oh baby, you're just so special that all I can think of is f*cking you on our first date, and then spending the next six months of my life wiping your ass and cleaning up your vomit as you slowly succumb to your terminal illness . . . ."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (iQIUe)
Huh. Hope I am never in the situation, but mine would be a medium rare Cowboy steak (2.0lb porterhouse) from Cattleman's of Odessa Texas and a baked potato with butter and sour cream.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (3ZoRf)
Donaldus Trumpus, give me back my electoral votes!
Posted by: Augustus Clinton at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (2WoCi)
That one really creeped me out. What was the point of it?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant at July 27, 2016 04:39 PM (mgbwf)
It's a form of weasel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (8ZskC)
Make sure it's pure Egyptian umbrage. The Peruvian stuff has arsenic in it.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:38 PM (zc3Db)
yeah, so that one
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (qCMvj)
Will they insert the Law and Order DunDun sound effect when he makes a point?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (aVYsC)
He's back in riff mode, making all kinds of one-liner asides.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (DW+jj)
220 192
Hillary looses what are Bill's chances of living 3 months?
*
*
If Bill is smart, he'll find somewhere else to be from election night until Scankles croaks in a rage-stroke. Which might be only a few days, come to think of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (txdEq)
If Bill's smart, he'll disappear to Mongolia around Sept 30. The natural death of a former President would make a hell of an October Surprise, y'know.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 04:42 PM (CH3GY)
I predict a Trump press conference tomorrow and Friday to totally suck the steam out of the previous night's convention speeches.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 04:43 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 04:43 PM (eSQgj)
"Jackie" should be in jail; the people that ran with her story would be sued into groveling poverty in a just society
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 27, 2016 04:43 PM (swEzU)
now the democrats can say trump is a traitor and unreliable. see, everyone's saying it.
...
...
...
oh yeah, i was watching a nature show the other day and there was a new born fawn lying in the grass NEXTY TO A BUNNY!
i swear.
it was just so cute!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 27, 2016 04:43 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 27, 2016 04:43 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 27, 2016 04:44 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at July 27, 2016 04:44 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2016 04:30 PM (zc3Db)
Yeah, I'd have to take a motion sickness pill. We watched something recently and I had to look away for so much of the movie. The camera view was the main character's eyes, so we were looking at everything he was, and it was scary.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:44 PM (qCMvj)
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Shouting "Turn those voting machines back on!"
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2016 04:44 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: chique d'afrique, l'americaine at July 27, 2016 04:44 PM (Pby3z)
Grey Gardens style with Chelsea? Or Madam Havisham style in her best POTUS pantsuit from election night, now tattered and faded?
Posted by: LizLem at July 27, 2016 04:44 PM (hvf9s)
If he's smart, he'll point out that the only thing Obama seems motivated by is crafting his own legacy.
Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2016 04:44 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:39 PM (qCMvj)
Ah. Say no more.
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (7lVbc)
#2-On what basis? The ears?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Dude.
See sock.
(this keyboard needs an arrow what points down)
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: jaimo at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: Anagrams reveal the hidden truth at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (5xDis)
You don't get steam from speeches. You get if from machine that looks like a hand vacuum.
Posted by: Gwenyth Paltrow at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2016 04:12 PM (txdEq)
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I think the scariest movie about putting one's dick in crazy is "Play Misty For Me".
Did I learn any lessons from it?
No
Posted by: Soona at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (Yafza)
When Hillary loses, she and Bill will start the biggest money laundering business since the Miami Medellin cartels.
Did I say start? I meant expand their money laundering business bc that is what that phony foundation is.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 27, 2016 04:35 PM
*ponders that rabbit in the freezer*
Hmmm...some leeks, a little mustard and cream...dinner this weekend.
*closes*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (bzd8I)
https://tinyurl.com/hwjgn9v
DNC vote fraud whistle blower murdered in DC.
Vince Foster could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (4ng05)
Yes by the consultant who was in charge of their "campus rape epidemic" prevention rules campaign. They were using Jackie to illustrate the "crisis" that they planned to fix with all sorts of DoJ rules for universities.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (NOIQH)
TRUMP 2K16
I liked the K and gave him a thumbs up as I passed.
Maybe Teh Donald could win Colorado by a couple hundred votes. Wouldn't that be delicious.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 27, 2016 04:46 PM (U6f54)
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He's doing a reddit AMA at 7 tonight and a rally at 8
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 04:46 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Daffy Duck at July 27, 2016 04:46 PM (8ZskC)
i think i should stick to nature shows... good for my blood pressure.
really, the FAWN & THE BUNNY WERE LYING IN THE MEADOW TOGETHER!
WOW!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 27, 2016 04:46 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant
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Nothing is so disgusting as finding a hare in your food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 04:46 PM (9mTYi)
OMG! The rapist was Ted Cruz!
Posted by: Anagrams reveal the hidden truth
....and the walrus was Paul.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 27, 2016 04:47 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: jaimo at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (eDc0r)
I'll perish without the hair of the dog.
Posted by: Mr. Allnut at July 27, 2016 04:47 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at July 27, 2016 04:47 PM (bW38q)
Posted by: simplemind at July 27, 2016 04:47 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Mattress girl's mattress at July 27, 2016 04:47 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Elwood P. Dowd at July 27, 2016 04:48 PM (bW38q)
Try the French original - Eyes Without a Face from 1960, way more messed up as the doctor in that story keeps kidnapping and killing girls to graft their faces onto the disfigured face of his daughter.
*checks IMDB*
Great someone is going to remake the French movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 04:48 PM (XQrf/)
................
and Huma will go back to Anthony, and they will move into Valerie Jarret's basement.
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
1. Archer wasn't doing it in elevators and on top of kitchen counters...
2. Tripplehorn wasn't doin any of the crazy shit that Stone's character was doing...
Variety is the spice of life but keep it to different cities and for god's sake no real names or cell phnoes.
Posted by: H Badger at July 27, 2016 04:48 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (NOIQH)
I just looked this up to see if I had seen it. Nope.
Thanks, looks good too. Creepy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:49 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 27, 2016 04:47 PM (RFeQD)
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Paul's dead. The guy you think is Paul is Faul.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 04:49 PM (dFi94)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Algore at July 27, 2016 04:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at July 27, 2016 04:49 PM (mCtaG)
Posted by: Elwood P. Dowd at July 27, 2016 04:48 PM (bW38q)
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Love that movie. Love Jimmy Stewart.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 04:50 PM (dFi94)
See sock.
(this keyboard needs an arrow what points down)
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant"
*stares*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:50 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill<<<
If it's cooked well it'll be hare today, and gone tomorrow.
Posted by: the punny bunny at July 27, 2016 04:50 PM (H9MG5)
Yikes! No thanks - damaged enough from the Banderas one...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:50 PM (NOIQH)
https://tinyurl.com/hwjgn9v
DNC vote fraud whistle blower murdered in DC.
Vince Foster could not be reached for comment.
At some point, haven't you killed enough?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 27, 2016 04:50 PM (6MUFb)
Posted by: Jessica Walter at July 27, 2016 04:50 PM (bW38q)
Suddenly the left is talking Russia and treason, just like Joe McCarthy. What a topsy-turvy world.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2016 04:15 PM (NnYnv)
I wonder if her new hubby is having buyer's remorse yet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (GSdpU)
The best part is that she has Haven tell Duffin that Jackie has written up a will and would be leaving all her things to "the kids in Hondurus."
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (6IPEM)
This thread is obviously a murky metaphor for Watership Down. It's obvious, even though I never read the book.
Posted by: Knell Grassy Tyson at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (9ym/8)
Gen. Flynn: this was one of the most honest conversations with the American public
and
Donald Trump at his finest.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:52 PM (9ym/8)
That's not a rabbit, it's a hare.
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant
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Nothing is so disgusting as finding a hare in your food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 04:46 PM (9mTYi)
Or on what should be clean hardwood floors
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 27, 2016 04:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jessica Walter at July 27, 2016 04:50 PM (bW38q)
You were also in an episode of Rules of Engagement where you banged David Spade.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 27, 2016 04:52 PM (FOeaV)
Suddenly the left is talking Russia and treason, just like Joe McCarthy. What a topsy-turvy world.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (LQLeS)
The Reds don't know whether to spit, shit, or go blind.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2016 04:52 PM (SRKgf)
Yes ... Faul. Quite the imposter eh what?
*shiftyeyes*
Posted by: Billy Shears at July 27, 2016 04:52 PM (evdj2)
The best part is that she has Haven tell Duffin that Jackie has written up a will and would be leaving all her things to "the kids in Hondurus."
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (6IPEM)
How generous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:52 PM (3ZoRf)
.................
He's probably thinking more of touring Thailand.
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Joe Stalin's purges at July 27, 2016 04:53 PM (9mTYi)
The best part is that she has Haven tell Duffin that Jackie has written up a will and would be leaving all her things to "the kids in Hondurus."
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (6IPEM)
I started reading it, but had to stop. I was afraid it might mess with my head. It was too out there.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:53 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Zombie Abraham Lincoln at July 27, 2016 04:53 PM (4+VII)
Lupus? Is it lupus?!?
Posted by: George Costanza at July 27, 2016 04:53 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 04:53 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Br'er Rabbit at July 27, 2016 04:54 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:54 PM (HgMAr)
==============================
Clever too. Backwards lyrics. Very tricky.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 04:54 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Catfish Hunter at July 27, 2016 04:54 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:54 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed
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Heh. At our house, 'clean' is when the dust bunnies are hiding under the furniture.
Posted by: Joe Stalin's purges at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (9mTYi)
I still find it hard to believe a member of the elite media was deceived in such a way.
These people are our best and brightest. If they get fooled, what chance to we Midwestern bumpkins have?
Posted by: jwest at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM
Read the UVa dean's latest filing in court from the emails and interrogatories from Erdely (the writer), Rolling Stone editor and fact checker, and various witnesses from UVa. The stupid writer didn't believe nut girl either but she had a contract and wanted to hurry the story along to start on her next rape story. She even says this to one of the little rape SJW's at UVa. The *!#^ writer tried to ruin a public university, fraternities, various young people's lives for money and RS went along with all of it. They were in no way deceived that they had a nutter and a fabulist but looking for notoriety, clicks and bucks is their stock and trade.
Posted by: Lester at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (2UPXV)
#2-On what basis? The ears?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Dude.
See sock.
(this keyboard needs an arrow what points down)
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant at July 27, 2016 04:45 PM (mgbwf)
But its so much fun to catch the joke that everyone else has missed and are overreacting to.
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (4+VII)
And with Russian hacking, it's apropos there, too.
I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.
How was I to know, she was with the Russians too?
I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad, get me out of this!
......................
I'm hiding in Honduras. I'm a desperate man.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. The shit has the fan.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (DW+jj)
Hey. She does this already.
Posted by: simplemind at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (KUTP5)
Never watched the Brady Bunch. Pop culture fail.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 04:55 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Elwood P. Dowd at July 27, 2016 04:48 PM (bW38q)
That is NOT my mother!
Posted by: Veta Dowd at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (4+VII)
...............
unless you're at some swanky restaurant with no wallet
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: buzzion "
I thought you were dead?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: jwest at July 27, 2016 04:13 PM (Zs4uk)
Over the 4th of July weekend, I visited someone near Springfield, Missouri. It was pure culture shock to be surrounded by such genuinely nice people. Initially, I suspected it might be some kind of put on. That's how jaded and cynical one becomes living among these filthy lefties in California.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (mgbwf)
More Paki women beating the shit out of each other over Pakimon in a park in the UK:
https://goo.gl/YTZ9Tt
Really nuts. Another vine showed an entire block coming out on the street and fighting.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (iQIUe)
The best part is that she has Haven tell Duffin that Jackie has written up a will and would be leaving all her things to "the kids in Hondurus."
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 04:51 PM (6IPEM)
Remember, he texted her and asked her what it meant and she responded "It means I'm dying."
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: the morigu at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (Bjy3Q)
He is verbing, or in this case more precisely gerunding, the name George Glass.
Posted by: Typical HQ Pedant at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (9ym/
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He got better.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (IdCqF)
"Email exchanges involving top officials at the Democratic National Committee released along with private documents by WikiLeaks show that DNC officials hoped to reward top donors and insiders with appointments to federal boards and commissions in coordination with the White House."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 04:58 PM (Nwg0u)
speaking of movies, and politics, and Iowahawk...
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/758405696069128194
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 27, 2016 04:58 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Miracle Max at July 27, 2016 04:58 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:58 PM (9ym/8)
Discuss..
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (evdj2)
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George wrote Here Comes the Sun in the pouring rain.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 04:58 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Hamlet at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (DrC22)
Tell me about it. I live inside the beltway. Out in the world when you make eye contact with a stranger you don't freak out and feel threatened. Here, it's literally dangerous.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (eSQgj)
Muslim gang storms nudist pool in Germany screaming Allahu Akbar, spitting at kids and threatening to exterminate women for being sluts.
https://goo.gl/crL1RN
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 04:24 PM (KUaJL)
Well she kept him around sort of (until he had evidence of utter craziness) even if she couldn't get him interested. So...half points?
Posted by: Lea at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (vmMMi)
Canis lupus. Fucker got a dog.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (Gzt/W)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (DW+jj)
"Email exchanges involving top officials at the Democratic National Committee released along with private documents by WikiLeaks show that DNC officials hoped to reward top donors and insiders with appointments to federal boards and commissions in coordination with the White House."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 04:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Dammit, the story here is that they were leaked by Putin! He's trying to steal the election for Trump!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
Posted by: The Media at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ian S.
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Bah! Sam Cooke, for instance, *really* liked white women.
Posted by: Joe Stalin's purges at July 27, 2016 05:00 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: bluebonsai at July 27, 2016 05:00 PM (usnx0)
Posted by: buzzion "
I thought you were dead?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 04:56 PM (9ym/
I got better.
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 05:00 PM (z/Ubi)
Mallamutt, B.S., Duke University, Class of 2016.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 27, 2016 05:00 PM (k/E7B)
Posted by: Lea at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (MjBPw)
I guess they didn't want to hurt her feelings?
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (F1iXz)
I have dreams of a Hillary loss driving her insane. She'll wander the halls of Chappaqua Manor wearing a tattered robe and fuzzy slippers, babbling incoherently and soiling her Depends.
Posted by: Hank at July 27, 2016 04:34 PM (wv7Zv)
Kind of like Miss Havisham--decaying victory meal left on the dining room table--cobwebs every where. And the dress she was going to where to the inauguration, still in the package--or covering her couch. (Yes, I said couch, I did not say cooch.)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 04:59 PM (DW+jj)
There was a big to do about a character in Jurassic World using that phrase to refer a group of Pacyhiasauraus(sp?) as "Pakis" too.
Posted by: The Media at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 05:02 PM (XQrf/)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 27, 2016 05:02 PM (k/E7B)
IF the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 05:02 PM (mgbwf)
--
Pretty old-fashioned. Democrats have been doing that since the 1930s. The twist in 2008 onwards was to give donors 'stimulus' cash, no need to pretend to work for it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 27, 2016 05:02 PM (7ZVPa)
Also never in the Navy yet they wrote about a Yellow Submarine. Probably need a commission to look into this.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 05:02 PM (/tuJf)
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I had an ex-pat Brit friend/drinking pal who used the term without compunction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 05:02 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2016 05:03 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (MjBPw)
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Poverty and depression. Seriously. Very humble these days.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 05:03 PM (iQIUe)
No.
Now ask me if I care.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 27, 2016 05:03 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (hJrjt)
She'd be wearing it. No doubt. Until the day she died. Or Bill had the nice young men in their nice long coats to take her to the funny farm, where life is....
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 05:03 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: simplemind at July 27, 2016 05:04 PM (JTwsP)
Also never in the Navy yet they wrote about a Yellow Submarine. Probably need a commission to look into this.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 05:02 PM (/tuJf)
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Next you'll be telling me that money CAN buy me love.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 05:04 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)
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That's right! I totally forgot about that. What little I skimmed through of the texts just made me think that this kid Duffin must be the most gullible person on earth. The text exchange was all drama all the time. She was even swearing at him through Haven like a psychopath.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 05:04 PM (6IPEM)
..............
Motive still undetermined.
Posted by: James Comey at July 27, 2016 05:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 05:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 05:05 PM (zOTsN)
Mallamutt, B.S., Duke University, Class of 2016.
GAH!! The professor's name is DUKE. It's not the school. It's Duke Pesta, from Wisconsin or some shit.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 05:05 PM (X/qvg)
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 05:05 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Sharkman
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3 kids and around 185
Posted by: bluebonsai at July 27, 2016 05:05 PM (usnx0)
It wasn't the Allahu Ackbar kind, though, 72 year old man shot his doctor then himself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 05:05 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (zOTsN)
That's crazy talk. Money can only rent love.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (evdj2)
My cactus is blooming. Odd, since it bloomed about 2 months ago. Sort of neat in the moonlight. Not much moonlight this time around but still pretty neat.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (iQIUe)
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Same here. But in fairness we are reading the texts based on what we know. I'd find it weird to only talk to someone via text - not ever having met them personally or even spoken to them on the phone, but its probably common to that generation.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (9krrF)
..............
Since when do lone wolves travel in gangs?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2016 05:07 PM (MjBPw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2016 05:07 PM (/tuJf)
Which means either it's as safe as it's going to be, or the blast will be measurable by the USGS.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 27, 2016 05:07 PM (9krrF)
Might be safer to invest $50 million into the R+D to build the perfect spouse.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 05:07 PM (XQrf/)
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Same here. But in fairness we are reading the texts based on what we know. I'd find it weird to only talk to someone via text - not ever having met them personally or even spoken to them on the phone, but its probably common to that generation.
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I'm reconsidering my take, Duffin doesn't seem too bright to me.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Robert Langdon, Harvard Professor of Semiotics at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 05:07 PM (XQrf/)
Aren't the Japanese already doing this for you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (3ZoRf)
Trump calls on Russia to HACK and release Hillary's Emails...
Blatant lie... and accusing him of conspiring with a foreign power to break US Law....
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
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One is to be forgiven for reflexively associating Duke U. with anything Left/Lib/Prog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (9mTYi)
Might be safer to invest $50 million into the R+D to build the perfect spouse.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 05:07 PM (XQrf/)
Since when has anyone accused the Horde of playing it safe?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (KUaJL)
Hillary looses what are Bill's chances of living 3 months?
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2016 04:32 PM (bksJQ)
If she continues to drop in the polls what are his chances of surviving another 3 weeks?
Posted by: davidt at July 27, 2016 04:37 PM (syn4Y)
Jan "developing." Whoa!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (27m1/)
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/758405696069128194
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Ha ha ha!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (XQrf/)
Current lede.
"Trump calls on Russia's to expose Clinton's deleted emails."
They working for Trump now? This reminds everyone a) Hillary deleted emails, b) used an insecure server and c) is a liar.
Thanks guys!
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (F1iXz)
Did you see my post earlier about a writing contest?
Ciscowritersclub.org
If you have something ready to go you could email it in.
Posted by: @votermom at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (7lVbc)
:::crosses fingers and toes, closes eyes:::
WINONA'S, WINONA'S, WINONA'S
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (X/qvg)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (oBghv)
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2016 05:06 PM (gmeXX)
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The object of Jackie's obsession did finally get a clue and ask that he speak to Haven in person instead of through texts, and then the texts, of course, stop immediately.
There are 19 pages of text message exchanges btwn the fake Haven and Duffin. No way I'm reading all that, but this would make a great movie.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 27, 2016 05:07 PM (MjBPw)
Just started Daniel Silva's Black Widow. The odd thing is, he apologizes in the foreword for being so spot on about Paris and Brussels. He actually considered not letting it be published.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (gmeXX)
Either that, or he saw it coming and was scared shitless.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (KUaJL)
Need to be gutted and quartered alive on the public square. Noon. Saturday.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You didn't miss much.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2016 05:03 PM (VY8H5)
Jan "developing." Whoa!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
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One is to be forgiven for reflexively associating Duke U. with anything Left/Lib/Prog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (9mT
Well to be fair its probably true at all colleges.
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (z/Ubi)
Paki = Pakistan
Jap = Japan
Ami = Amercan
Now who doesnt object to an easily recognizable abbreviation? Yeah, that's right, US.
They only claim it is a slur as a power trip. Fk Them!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (iQIUe)
The Guardian is reporting... "French media to stop publishing photos and names of terrorists."
/yeah, pretending they're not Muslims is going to work out well. That will just make everyone assume they're Muslim, just like we do here.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 05:11 PM (zOTsN)
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Yeah, but usually with the hope they may get some. By all accounts he was rebuffing her and originally trying to help someone else get some.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2016 05:11 PM (gmeXX)
The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (oBghv)
John has a long moustache.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 05:11 PM (3ZoRf)
Only if the fake Haven turns up in the flesh like Remington Steele.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 27, 2016 05:12 PM (evdj2)
True, but the students don't tend to be incredibly stupid, leftist, but not dirt-level stupid like the Berkley of the midwest- Univ of Wis at Madison.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 05:12 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2016 05:12 PM (gUoN4)
thing is, he apologizes in the foreword for being so spot on about Paris
and Brussels. He actually considered not letting it be published.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 27, 2016 05:09 PM (kXoT0)
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I love Silva's books. I think he is married to a lib journalist or some other kind of news media person. I could be wrong.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 05:12 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 05:11 PM (zOTsN)
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I think a lot of guys probably use a couple mulligans. There is usually someone in your first place of work.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2016 05:12 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)
The reasoning is that "publishing their names and photos gives them the fame they so desperately want." Or so says psychiatrist.
So... "Allah" and "Virgins" have nothing to do with it.
They're just Kardashians, and if we don't pay attention to them ,they'll stop killing people.
/which might be a stupider idea than the American "we can't name them, it will cause backlash" edit that the media follows.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 27, 2016 05:13 PM (tvyXw)
If the French are going to deny the thugs their sole five minutes of having their names in the paper as a weapon to deny any last immortality to the killing. Hey it is a step to marginalizing them. But if the French are doing it just to go 'la la la la la' then well the government deserves to get screwed hard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 05:13 PM (XQrf/)
I was jumped on once for the same thing. How "Brits" can get pissed over "Paki" is stupid.
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 05:13 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 05:08 PM (9mTYi)
The problem is bigger. To think it's isolated to one school is missing the point. To fail to read an article makes it hard to laugh at HS kids who don't know shit.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2016 05:13 PM (X/qvg)
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The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: rickb223
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Pit props and battens rising...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 05:13 PM (9mTYi)
Put him in for a bronze wingman tab with a V device for valor.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 27, 2016 05:14 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: dagny at July 27, 2016 05:12 PM (eSQgj)
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.... from which my daughter got her Bachelor's degree.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 05:14 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 27, 2016 05:14 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: E.T. at July 27, 2016 05:14 PM (c+7Ko)
Most people haven't run into a psychopath until they,get to college. He gets a mulligan
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 05:11 PM (zOTsN)
But enough about Faculty Orientation Day
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2016 05:15 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 27, 2016 05:14 PM (tvyXw)
Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2016 05:15 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 05:11 PM (3ZoRf)
Your president has small hands
Posted by: Putin at July 27, 2016 05:15 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 27, 2016 05:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2016 05:12 PM (gmeXX)
There is almost ALWAYS one wherever you work. It all depends on how well they hide it.
We had a dude who once lied about everything. Even when it was of no benefit to him. Then he got caught in a lie so huge that I still cannot comprehend how he thought it cold work. He was supposed to visit a possible customer- and just did not go. He told everyone he went. His boss followed up with the customer and found out he had never shown up.
Psychopath does not equal smart, I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 27, 2016 05:15 PM (3ZoRf)
Which they'll do when they've perfected their "getting blood our of a stone" technology.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2016 05:15 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 27, 2016 05:16 PM (k8tEg)
Wound my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2016 05:16 PM (gUoN4)
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Very strange!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Barry Manilow did *not* write 'I Write the Songs'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2016 05:16 PM (9mTYi)
I admire your courage just admitting it like that.
Wait .. my daughters degree is from .. dun dum .. Auburn.
The shame, it burns me.
Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as smug as you at July 27, 2016 05:16 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: simplemind at July 27, 2016 05:16 PM (JTwsP)
And amusingly, several years earlier, Sandy Burgler, then with the Clinton Adminstration used it, and the Clinton administration had to apologize.
That didn't make our news much, because we don't think of it as a slur like the Brits and the others do.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 05:16 PM (DW+jj)
That hot chick at work that finally agrees to go out with you. And then you realize, on that wonderful night, that you wouldn't screw her with your friend's dick.
Ah. What could have been,
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 27, 2016 05:16 PM (9ym/8)
That one really creeped me out. What was the point of it?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2016 04:41 PM (NOIQH)
"Under the Skin" The Movie
The movie is almost nothing like the book, except in the most general way.
But, it is a great creepy SF story, which makes a lot more sense in book form,
and the story is very cinematic with some great set pieces.
I was really excited when I heard that they were making a movie out of it.
Cuz the movie in my mind was awesome!
Unfortunately, the guy who made the movie threw all of that stuff away, or just had zero budget and made up crap, so...
Mediocre to poor movie with ScarJo bare ta-tas..
so it has that working for it.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 05:17 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 05:17 PM (z/Ubi)
The correct term is "Pocki"
Posted by: Int'l Man of Genius at July 27, 2016 05:17 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 27, 2016 05:18 PM (dFi94)
five minutes of having their names in the paper as a weapon to deny any
last immortality to the killing. Hey it is a step to marginalizing
them. But if the French are doing it just to go 'la la la la la' then
well the government deserves to get screwed hard. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2016 05:13 PM (XQrf/)
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I am old enough to remember when appearing in the papers was considered shameful. A lady should only appear in the papers (according to Miss Manners) when she is born, marries, or dies. The same for gentlemen, unless they are in politics or sales (semi-shameful by definition). --Another Old Midwesterner
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 27, 2016 05:18 PM (MIKMs)
Pixyware deleted some of my post above.
Eh...still makes enough sense as is.
Basic message:
"Under the Skin" the movie blows
"Under the Skin" the novel is excellent.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2016 05:19 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 27, 2016 05:10 PM (zOTsN)
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Exactly.
I could see either of my sons (at that age) being deceived at least for a little while. And they would not want to be unkind.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2016 05:20 PM (T/5A0)
Anyway, look up some of the shit Prince Philip has said over the years. He's a royal Archie Bunker.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 27, 2016 05:21 PM (DW+jj)
Eleanor Rigby doesn't really keep her face in a jar by the door.She keeps it in a cigarbox on a shelf in the hallway closet
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2016 05:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 05:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: buzzion at July 27, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Man! What red-blooded guy out there wouldn't want to have a serious relationship with a girl in the process of dying, who has already willed her Earthly goods to some waifs in "Hondurus"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2016 05:26 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 27, 2016 05:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 27, 2016 05:28 PM (FOeaV)
Posted by: The Media at July 27, 2016 05:01 PM (3ZoRf)
We are offended, too.
Posted by: Pachyderms, everywhere at July 27, 2016 05:33 PM (GSdpU)
And no, I don't like Obama for obvious reasons.
Someone needs to explain the difference between prey animals and pets to that jackass.
Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at July 27, 2016 05:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grot at July 27, 2016 06:16 PM (pcbAL)
Posted by: George LeS at July 27, 2016 06:24 PM (FkGpr)
Posted by: Piraeus at July 27, 2016 06:57 PM (Tvgun)
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