Cop Killin' Night at the Democrat National Coven

Not cop killers, but a lot of agitation for killing more cops than are already being killed, as "Mothers of the Movement" of slain black men will agitate the crowd.

Remember, when Trump brought out family members of people slain by illegal immigrants, or those slain by illegal guns given to the Mexico narcoterrorists by the Obama regime, or those slain due to Hillary's inebriated disengagement from her actual job, that was "dark." Tonight's Parade of Horribles will be "uplifting," "important," and "fodder for a Great National Discussion that must finally be had."

But it was "dark" when Trump did similarly. That's all you need to know, peon.

BTW: Remember Reuters' poll having Hillary up by 11-13 points recently?


Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls.

(Hillary usually hits that.)

What Are You, a Republican?


Posted by: Ace at 07:42 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (UPYhp)

2 The Democrats don't discriminate, they kill everyone who disagrees with them.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (gNrgn)

3 I believe that's a first first for me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (UPYhp)

4 Wow

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (hVdx9)

5 I don't mind having a discussion but that means they have to be willing to listen to me and not just tell me what to think. I don't think they want that.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

6 (Hillary usually hits that.)

Posted by: Ace

Huma?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (UPYhp)

7 8th!

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (Hypgq)

8 Thug Moms Unite!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (1ZOkK)

9 (Hillary usually hits that.)

Booze?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (O2RFr)

10 Ok. 7!

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (Hypgq)

11 They don't want a discussion and they sure as hell don't want you to think. They want to manipulate you into emotional overreaction.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (LYCUN)

12 Yep this are really Mother's of the Year...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (O2RFr)

13 How many lies will be told this evening?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (7qAYi)

14 Seven!

Posted by: Keith Moon at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (K2T58)

15 to Hillary's inebriated disengagement from her actual job,

A simple look at CGI's books indicates she's a functioning alcoholic and the country is in denial about her actual job.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (8J/Te)

16 Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing
support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45%
in polls.
---
Are those two way or four way numbers?

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (3Liv/)

17 Hollywood has sent its best and brightest stylists to class up the Thug Moms.

The DNC will need a cattleprod to keep Billy Jeff for getting all up in that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (1ZOkK)

18 Hillary! needs to hit this shit right here.

Posted by: Garry Johnson at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (UPYhp)

19

I want Police.

In the Camps.

Fueling the Ovens.

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (qul7b)

20 Hello mudder. Hello fodder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

21

Bill Kristol hardest hit?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (3veQM)

22 18 Hillary! needs to hit this shit right here.
Posted by: Garry Johnson a

Garry Johnsons right!

Olson Johnson

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (O2RFr)

23 If Cankles mother was still alive she could be out there shilling for her criminal spawn too.


"She's a good girl, a very good girl."

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (H9MG5)

24 I am in Nicaragua this week which is nice because I am safer and among more conservatives than in any US capitol city. And, no IRS. Hell, the Sandinistas are to the right of the Dem. Party.

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (Hypgq)

25 (Hillary usually hits that.)


With flying ashtrays or Bibles?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (GUBah)

26 It's Thugapalooza!

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (Y3Wjm)

27 If Billy Jeff lives through his speech, it will be a miracle. Dude looks like he's dying of a combo of AIDs and syphilis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (1ZOkK)

28 Yeah even having these women on stage is pretty much just pander city trying to get BLM to love the Democrats and not riot or tear the place apart.

Although with this news media,they could burn half the city down and the most notice you'd get is a pollution complaint in the convention, blaming corporations.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (39g3+)

29 Please tell me the Thug Moms are entering to the strains of "Fuck The Police"

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (7qAYi)

30 27 If Billy Jeff lives through his speech, it will be a miracle. Dude looks like he's dying of a combo of AIDs and syphilis.

Vegetarianism..

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (O2RFr)

31 "AIDs and syphilis."

I gave him both. With a syringe...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:51 PM (qul7b)

32 Dude looks like he's dying of a combo of AIDs and syphilis.

He very well may be.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:51 PM (39g3+)

33 Media tent is full of Bernie supporters with tape on their mouths.

I think they are showing support for Tape Face on America's Got Talent later.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 07:51 PM (7lVbc)

34 It's "The Mothers of Thugs Night"

Welcome to Celebrate Mental Illness Month.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (4+VII)

35 I think Bill's looking pretty spry.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (UPYhp)

36 Donna Brazile talkin'
Din no she was a thug momma

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (7lVbc)

37 Now Donna Brazile "ain't no wayyyyyssss tarrrrrred".

Do any of these clowns speak in their normal voice?!

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (H9MG5)

38 So is Hands Up don't shoot up yet?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (O2RFr)

39 27 If Billy Jeff lives through his speech, it will be a miracle. Dude looks like he's dying of a combo of AIDs and syphilis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (1ZOkK)

Honestly, him dying is Hilary's best bet to secure a win.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (7qAYi)

40 I know this is to get blacks to the polls, but I don't see how it doesn't backfire, repelling more white voters and even some blacks.

But I've been wrong about everything this election, soooo....

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (ozZau)

41
Fun Fact

Logo political correspondent Raymond Braun reports there are at least 27 trans delegates at this year's Democratic convention.

Oregon is sending four trans delegates, while California has three and New Jersey, North Carolina, Texas and the host state, Pennsylvania, each have two transgender delegates.

The Washington Times reported there was one trans woman at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, though Jennifer Williams of New Jersey was technically just an honorary delegate.



Oregon, huh?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (kdS6q)

42

Thug Moms make me wet!

Oh, wait, that's pee...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (qul7b)

43 Cankles' mother might very well say she wishes abortion was legal when she was pregnant.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (FQKBL)

44 Bill has syphilAids. It's a hell of a disease.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (hVdx9)

45 Ace -- you check out CAC's analysis of 'battleground' state of Pennsylvania? Sidebar link. That was even before Quin puts it Trump well above m o e.

Twenty electoral votes. Ohio seems pretty much the same, as does Florida.

It ain't over, but she's not gaining support. Just the opposite.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (ZnIt3)

46 First Lady of Nicaragua is called "The Witch," so can't fully escape Hillary's coven.

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (Hypgq)

47 Tonight's DNC brought to you in Panderama!


Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (Y3Wjm)

48 Martin died mugging someone

Garner had a heart attack after resisting arrest

Bland killed herself

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (zOTsN)

49

Radioactively enlarged bugs are extremely noisy, emitting high pitched extremely loud noises. Eek! Eek! Eck!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (iQIUe)

50 KILL WHITEY!

*mic drop*

Posted by: DNC at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (4ErVI)

51 Dude looks like he's dying of a combo of AIDs and syphilis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (1ZOkK)



In all seriousness, the gaunt look with the mouth sometimes oddly hanging open is exactly what my dad looked like in the last six months of his bout with pancreatic cancer.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (GUBah)

52 Where are the Fathers of Thugs?

Posted by: Mike at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (c056A)

53 Evidently all 750+ Bernie state volunteers have been barred from the convention. All of Hills' are being seated. I guess that should cut down the boos.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (39g3+)

54 Will anyone mention the fact that a nun and a priest were murdered in a church? Or is terrorism taboo at the DNC?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (iQIUe)

55 50 KILL WHITEY!

*mic drop*
Posted by: DNC

And the dumb whiteys in the audience will all clap...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (O2RFr)

56
And if you feel the need to tickle the pickle during the convention coverage this evening, this is pretty much your only option:

Host for the evening: Actress Elizabeth Banks

Unless, you know...

Former U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:55 PM (kdS6q)

57 "52 Where are the Fathers of Thugs?"


Working in my secret Thorium mines! HAHA!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:55 PM (qul7b)

58 What's the deal with elderly Democrats on stage mouthing the words of the speech along with the speaker? Pelosi just did this, and Slick did it when Her Heinousness announced her candidacy. They look as if dementia is setting in.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 26, 2016 07:55 PM (ozZau)

59 >>>Where are the Fathers of Thugs?


Off making more with their baby-mommas-of-the-month. It's a sport for some, a hobby for others.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 26, 2016 07:55 PM (ppaKI)

60
Schedule of tonight's DNC speakers:

http://tinyurl.com/gwat99a

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (kdS6q)

61 When is the Preznit goin to be lecturing us all on how all these thug kids could have been his sons? Is that tonight or tomorrow?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (Zz6ul)

62 If Billy Jeff lives through his speech, it will be a miracle. Dude looks like he's dying of a combo of AIDs and syphilis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (1ZOkK)



Honestly, him dying is Hilary's best bet to secure a win.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (7qAYi)

I don't want the competition.

Posted by: the barbed cock of satan at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (3Liv/)

63
This convention sucks and no one wants to watch this shit.

If this shit was any good, there'd be leftist talk radio. There isn't because...well, this is the crap that'd be on the radio shows every day.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (3veQM)

64 After the massacre of police officers in Dallas and Baton Rouge, this is what they're going with? Is Corkey the campaign manager?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)

65 My question from the last thread,

Does anyone know how much Bernie Sanders and his campaign owes? He spent a lot of money those last few states.

How much is his failed campaign in the red?

Because I think every one of those dollars he owes is a reason he is swallowing Hillary and DNC shit. That and the fact he is a cowardly beta male that refused to go for the throat and attack Hillary on her email, corruption and Libya.

Posted by: rd at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (uQh+H)

66 Will there be a "Burn This Bitch Down" chant?

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (3myMJ)

67 "If Billy Jeff lives through his speech, it will be a miracle. Dude looks like he's dying of a combo of AIDs and syphilis."

I can't believe that the Trump campaign and Republicans generally have not been all over this: Hillary says that she's going to put Bill in charge of revitalizing the economy.

So the economy is somehow supposed to be brought back to life by... a guy who himself has one foot in the grave already.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (noWW6)

68 Martin died TRYING TO MURDER someone

Garner had a heart attack after resisting arrest

Bland killed herself



Posted by: ThunderB
****

FIFY

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (hVdx9)

69

I think people vote on what's happening in their lives and in the world

Not on an artifical convention

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (zOTsN)

70 Popcorn ?
*check*
Valu-Rite ?
*check*

All set for Thugmamapalooza ! Woohoo !

If the dims play their cards right Trump is gonna win 50 states without spending a nickel.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (gUoN4)

71

I am sure Hillary agreed to pay Bernies campaign debt

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (zOTsN)

72 Posted by: rd at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (uQh+H)

I was thinking the same thing earlier.

He never tried to win. He thought he'd pick up some notoriety and was shocked when he took off.

He chickened out quickly and made sure he lost.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (3myMJ)

73 52
Where are the Fathers of Thugs?

Posted by: Mike at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (c056A)

You'd have to know who they were first.


Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (Enq6K)

74 Damn....Willowed so I'll repost this funny.

Friend sent me this:

Everyone is playing Pokemon.
Blink 182 has a number one song.
Tarzan is in theaters.
Clinton is running for president.
........Welcome to the 90's!

Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (xVgrA)

75
KILL WHITEY! *mic drop*
Posted by: DNC



Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.

Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.

C-I-L-L ... My land - lord ...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (kdS6q)

76 I am sure Hillary agreed to pay Bernies campaign debt

Yep

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (O2RFr)

77

The voting machines have already been programmed you bags of used douche juice! HAHA!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (qul7b)

78 If this shit was any good, there'd be leftist talk
radio. There isn't because...well, this is the crap that'd be on the
radio shows every day.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (3veQM)

*in a hushed tone* Ahem!

Posted by: NPR, on YOUR tax dollar at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (GUBah)

79 How come the have what looks like a charter school spokesman speaking? Isn't that a tad hypocritical?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2016 07:59 PM (PFcQG)

80 It's Petty Crime is Back After 20 Years of Decline Night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (EZebt)

81 Why have I received my third call from Marco Rubio's campaign when I don't live in Florida?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (Zz6ul)

82
your hash is "goober"

gubah

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (3veQM)

83 Once upon a time a victorious TFG agreed to pay the campaign debt for a certain 2nd place cankles. All she had to do was swallow her pride and be SoS. What will the Bern have to swallow?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (K2T58)

84 Homey T. Clown lives !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (gUoN4)

85 >>>Blink 182 has a number one song.
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (xVgrA)<<<
What's my age again?

No really, someone help me out. HUMA!!! I'm confused again.

Posted by: Crooked Cankles at July 26, 2016 08:01 PM (H9MG5)

86 Some 'situation' just outside the convention center. Behind eight foot tall, four mile long fence.

I suspect manufactured drama.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 08:01 PM (ZnIt3)

87 Turn those machines back on! We have trunks full of votes!1

Posted by: Trading Thug Moms at July 26, 2016 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

88 What the hell is this?

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:01 PM (WYh6/)

89 What will the Bern have to swallow?
Posted by: Rick in SK

He'll swallow
but first...

Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 26, 2016 08:02 PM (UPYhp)

90
Does anyone know how much Bernie Sanders and his campaign owes? He spent a lot of money those last few states.
Posted by: rd



Should still be some bills coming in for a few more months, so call it a million in the hole:

www.opensecrets.org/pres16/candidate.php?id=N00000528

Shocked to discovered he raised damned near a quarter of a billion dollars.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:02 PM (kdS6q)

91 What will the Bern have to swallow?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (K2T5


My steamed clam juices! *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2016 08:02 PM (GUBah)

92

Terrible feedback on CSPAN

who were the guys in uniform? Cops?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:02 PM (zOTsN)

93

My KGB Masters command me to use B61-12's on all churches! HAHA!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 08:02 PM (qul7b)

94 My cspan feed is still Elizabeth Banks.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM (LYCUN)

95 Where are the Fathers of Thugs?

Posted by: Mike at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (c056A)


Probably in prison or dead themselves. Among the welfare class (irrespective of race), babies are an unintended side-effect of getting intoxicated and having casual sex. The relationship is so transitory, it doesn't even rise to the category of girlfriend/boyfriend; that's why you have the term "My baby's mama/daddy."

Saw it for 24 years as a police officer.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM (5Yee7)

96 Hard to figure how Sanders could be in debt, given how much money he pulled together. Where'd the money go?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM (39g3+)

97 54 Will anyone mention the fact that a nun and a priest were murdered in a church? Or is terrorism taboo at the DNC?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:54 PM (iQIUe)

The nun died too?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM (7qAYi)

98 My steamed clam juices! *cackle*

That's gross.

Posted by: Steamed Clams at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM (Tyii7)

99 Reuters poll is cooked with phoney numbers.

Wikileaks has shown that the MSM is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Dems.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM (BS8yt)

100

BernieBots to the Woodchippers! HAHA!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 08:04 PM (qul7b)

101
Logo political correspondent Raymond Braun reports there are at least 27 trans delegates at this year's Democratic convention.

Republican delegates who transitioned to Democratic?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

102 CSPAN:
Mothers of the Movement - This Hour

Bowel Movement. Iiiiiiiiit stinks.

Posted by: Jay Sherman at July 26, 2016 08:04 PM (H9MG5)

103 Before Banks walked back on there was a group of blue uniformed men standing sort of in a choir arrangement

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

104
Oh, no! The giant grasshoppers are in the Loop!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 08:05 PM (iQIUe)

105 If Hilary offers you Clamato, run far away

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:06 PM (7qAYi)

106 BLM night. Voters love that

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

107

Flyover Country WILL suckle my engorged teats! HAHA!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 08:06 PM (qul7b)

108 In the good news category, I read a story this morning, don't know if its true or just rumor.

Supposedly an animal shelter is renting dogs to Pokemon Go players, $5 to take the dog for a walk to give you cover for playing the game. It turns out the dogs are being taken home a lot, and the ones that aren't are showing up on social media a lot, prompting calls to the shelter for that dog to "rescue."

They have a waiting list.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+)

109 Jeez who are they trying to fool with their faux patriotism.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:06 PM (LYCUN)

110 Ace

Those Reuters polls have been shit in the past. In about all of them, Trump and Hillary have the same support of their parties, and Trump would lead among independents by 4-6 points, but Hillary would be leading by 10-12 points. When you see that, it shows Reuters was juicing the fuck out of those polls with Democrats.

Now they can't really do it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 26, 2016 08:07 PM (1JnAL)

111

Addressing the cowardly nation

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:07 PM (zOTsN)

112 Peter Schweizer AMA happening now at reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 08:07 PM (7lVbc)

113 Ferretface Holder is jabbing his angry finger at the cameras.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:07 PM (WYh6/)

114 "Mothers of the Movement" which the Dem itinerary conveniently calls "mothers of violence victims".

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 08:07 PM (+eR2D)

115 Holy fucking shit. I have the sound muted and will keep it that way while this Black Supremacist bastard is on.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

116 Jeez who are they trying to fool with their faux patriotism.

Social media has been full of mocking the DNC for having no US flags. None. No bunting, nothing. Soviet and North Korean flags believe it nor not, but no US.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:08 PM (39g3+)

117

Bowel Movements Matter!

Someday I will have one!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 08:08 PM (qul7b)

118 Very tepid applause when it comes to not killing the popo.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:08 PM (LYCUN)

119 If Wyatt is around,

What does the Philly PD think of tonight's lineup?

Posted by: rd at July 26, 2016 08:08 PM (uQh+H)

120 I had a mother of a movement this morning.

That joke will never get old.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 08:08 PM (UPYhp)

121 Hillary would never go near any of these kids or their neighborhoods if she wasn't escorted by her phalanx of SS agents and throngs of swooning media.

Such bullshit.

Hell, SCOAMF doesn't go back to his "home" in Chicago, and hides out in the whitest of crustless mayo sandwiches in a blizzard white locations any time he goes on vaca.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:08 PM (H9MG5)

122 The truth is, black lives don't matter to Black Lives Matter or they'd be protesting all over Chicago on a daily basis.

More truth is, is that their bullshit agitation TOGETHER with the support they are getting from the DNC and the Democrat Party is directly responsible for the deaths - no murders - of a growing number of police.

More truth is; How the hell do they think murdering police is going to get them any better treatment. All that it is doing is further setting back relations across any number of lines: racial, ethnic, class, political and especially between blacks and the police.

Every last Democrat in the country should - but they won't - be ashamed. They are guilty and each and every one of them has blood on their hands and they should be shamed every single day until they realize it.

We should be agitating against hate and division, instead the hate and division just keeps getting worse and it keeps getting worse for two reasons: 1) A house divided against itself is easier for the ruling class to manage, and 2) We keep feeding the goddamned fire. We do that.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (4ng05)

123
Walkout in progress:

As Sanders delegates' walkout continues, hundreds of empty seats across the hall. Mostly from AK, OK, ID, MS, UT, VT

pic.twitter.com/hPwrrJjeLj

Ed O'Keefe (@edatpost)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (kdS6q)

124 Hillary has high negatives?

Who knew?

It is impossible to communicate my level of sarcasm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (AqVoh)

125 "Among the welfare class (irrespective of race), babies are an unintended
side-effect of getting intoxicated and having casual sex."

An unintended and also uncared-for side effect.

Just so long as the kid doesn't actually up and die of neglect, which would cut off the checks from Uncle Sugar, is all that the underclass practice by way of parenting.

Kindergarten teachers used to have to deal with kids showing up with untied shoes and unwashed hands. Now they have to deal with kids who are visibly malnourished (despite that record issuance of food stamps) and who sometimes _do not even know their own names_.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (noWW6)

126 I hear Lena Dunham will be speaking... is that tonight or a different awful night?

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (dciA+)

127 Violent crime has declined for fifty years dumbass.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:10 PM (LYCUN)

128 Republican delegates who transitioned to Democratic?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 08:04 PM (IqV8l)


Someone warn me before Billie Kristol makes his fabulous appearance.

Posted by: DNC at July 26, 2016 08:10 PM (4ErVI)

129 It's Petty Crime is Back After 20 Years of Decline Night
---
LOL: this is SO true... the leftards in my neighborhood are agog at the recent increases in crime, after they all voted for Prop 47, which released all the "non-violent" criminals from prison, and which made a bunch of felonies into misdemeanors...

and they can't understand why we are now having armed robberies on the streets now, in broad daylight, when we have such strict gun control laws.

of course, their solution to the later is a complete ban on legal ownership.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2016 08:10 PM (zUoxk)

130 Jim Crow

*drinks

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:11 PM (LYCUN)

131 And who brought us Jim Crow, Steadman?

Could it be................... Satan?

No, it was the Dems, so close.

Posted by: the Church Lady at July 26, 2016 08:11 PM (H9MG5)

132



I hear Lena Dunham will be speaking... is that tonight or a different awful night?
Posted by: ace



Tonight. Batting clean-up after the baby killers:

Remarks
President of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund Cecile Richards

Remarks
Actresses America Fererra and Lena Dunham

Remarks
Mayor of Columbia (SC) Steve Benjamin

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:11 PM (kdS6q)

133 The crowd does not seem to be responding to his race baiting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 08:11 PM (EZebt)

134


You will pay me to pound your bung-hole! HAHA!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 08:11 PM (qul7b)

135 Registered at 18? Really?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:11 PM (eU/yZ)

136 Ace, like I said in the other thread, after the convention, all will return to normal, like this whole debacle never happened, all peaches and cream, total unity will be declared, and the media and campaign hacks will do what they always do. Deny, pretend, lie, rinse and repeat, forever and ever.

Hill's numbers will go back up, watch and see. All these polls are temporary fairy land.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 08:12 PM (hgBpU)

137 My cspan feed is still Elizabeth Banks.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM

I saw her. Who the heel is she and why should I give a ratz azz about her opinion on politics?

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 08:12 PM (o/90i)

138 126 I hear Lena Dunham will be speaking... is that tonight or a different awful night?

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (dciA+)


Hopefully she's wearing clothes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2016 08:12 PM (4ErVI)

139
How many potential Nobel Prize winners did the cops gun down among those whose lives were turning around?

Yeah, less than zero.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:12 PM (BK3ZS)

140 But I am so appalled by the unhinged tweets by Trump. And Nuclear Codes!!! Obviously Hillary is less risky when it comes to the courts, the bureaucracy and pen and phone.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 08:12 PM (Y/5qL)

141 After renting a dog, how can you ever take it back to the shelter?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)

142 So this is their token cop huh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:13 PM (eU/yZ)

143 I saw that Black Lies Matter has gone international and a French chapter burned down a couple towns.

What irks me is how the media can (1) further this fraud and (2) watch people suffer as a result of their role. They are soulless.

Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at July 26, 2016 08:13 PM (g1MTt)

144 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (kdS6q)

It doesn't make that big of a difference in that venue. I would have preferred their booing everytime Hillary's name comes up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 08:13 PM (HXQyP)

145 >>>I hear Lena Dunham will be speaking... is that tonight or a different awful night?

Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 08:09 PM (dciA+)



Hopefully she's wearing clothes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2016 08:12 PM (4ErVI)<<<




She'll be broadcast on the video screen from the non-gendered bathroom, naked, eating a cake on the toilet, giving her address.

Posted by: denouncing myself for typing that out at July 26, 2016 08:14 PM (H9MG5)

146 After renting a dog, how can you ever take it back to the shelter?

Come back and walk him tomorrow! Hopefully...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:14 PM (39g3+)

147
Remarks
Actresses America Fererra and Lena Dunham

Oh it just keeps getting better.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)

148
At least we can count on the trolls to bring levity to the discussion. There must be some kind of troll code:

Don't ever miss an opportunity to confirm to the world that you are an idiot.

Because they never do.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 08:15 PM (4ng05)

149 And the anti-Hillary peeps are going to Johnson. Maybe a few to Trump, but that's only because of the pissed off factor. After they calm down, they'll go back to Hillary or go to Johnson.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 08:15 PM (hgBpU)

150 Really, the cops should just not bother with these people.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:15 PM (eSQgj)

151

Lena Dunham will speak of her vote for Hillary as the first time she does it with a woman

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:16 PM (zOTsN)

152 Nobody's paying attention to this guy.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:16 PM (LYCUN)

153 Heard a Bernie supporter say that the Revolution! has started. You can tell they don't know a damn thing about history. I bet if you asked them, they couldn't tell you about the Civil War between the Reds and the Whites in which millions died. The Reds won that one and millions more died. History could repeat itself.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 08:16 PM (9iR5/)

154
I saw her. Who the heel is she and why should I give a ratz azz about her opinion on politics?
Posted by: Farmer




Actress who got lucky with the Pitch Perfect franchise before her looks got Barkined*.

*(c) Referring to an actress losing her looks once she hits 30. See Barkin, Ellen.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:16 PM (kdS6q)

155 #TheyWereGoodBoys

Posted by: Jen Psocki at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

156 This is the gayest sounding cop I've ever heard.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

157 Lena is switch-hitting this election?

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (WYh6/)

158 Of course, Dunham will have to note that it won't be Hillarys first time with a woman

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (zOTsN)

159 No love for the po po on display tonight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (EZebt)

160 I bet if you asked them, they couldn't tell you about the Civil War between the Reds and the Whites in which millions died.

They're the kind of guys that understand history like the Time Travel ride in Idiocracy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (39g3+)

161
#TheyWereRhodesScholars

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (BK3ZS)

162 #TheyWereGoodBoys

Posted by: Jen Psocki at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

College bound, every last one!

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (6+jI3)

163 You get more of what your reward... you get more of what you celebrate...

They are celebrating Failed Moms.... of Thug Kids....

And then we wonder why the Dem controlled Cities are such a mess...

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (qf6WZ)

164

I liked him better in Ghost

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (zOTsN)

165 Here we go.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (LYCUN)

166 Oh God. Here it comes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (SRKgf)

167 Remarks
Actresses America Fererra and Lena Dunham

Oh it just keeps getting better.
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)

Because nothing says credibility better than people who spend their lives as other people speaking other people words.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (4ng05)

168 >> LOL: this is SO true... the leftards in my neighborhood are
>> agog at the recent increases in crime, after they all voted
>> for Prop 47, which released all the "non-violent" criminals
>> from prison, and which made a bunch of felonies into
>> misdemeanors...

Yeah, California reaps what it sows, with 1980s-level car burglaries courtesy of Prop 47/sanctuary/Brown's jail cram-down, and $3/gallon gas courtesy of Arnold's AB32.

For a state with a lot of smart people it does really, really dumb things.

At least some of the Asian community is remaining alert for the Democrats' attempts to reinstate affirmative action as state law.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (o+SC1)

169 whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

170 156 This is the gayest sounding cop I've ever heard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

We need him for the reunion!

Posted by: The Indian, Construction Worker, Cowboy, Biker & Soldier at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (7qAYi)

171 One thug at a time ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (SRKgf)

172 Vegetarianism..Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (O2RFr)

Worse, I think it's Vegan-ism

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (eSQgj)

173 This is the gayest sounding cop I've ever heard.

These pants are completely regulation for bicycle service!

Posted by: Lieutenant Dangle at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (39g3+)

174 Cue the Thug Moms.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (SRKgf)

175 "the leftards in my neighborhood are agog at the recent increases in
crime, after they all voted for Prop 47, which released all the 'non-violent' criminals from prison, and which made a bunch of felonies
into misdemeanors..."

That initiative was sold to the voting public as essentially a measure that would set free a bunch of harmless stoners who were rotting in prison for the crime of smoking a joint.

The public believe that the prisons are chock full of prisoners of this type. It's not even remotely true, but they believe it, and they voted for the Prop 47 malarkey because of that belief.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (noWW6)

176 >>>#TheyWereRhodesScholars
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (BK3ZS) <<<



If I were a Road Scholar I'd have known to stay seated in a moving van.

Posted by: zombie Freddie Gray at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (H9MG5)

177
Thugs, Not Drugs!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (BK3ZS)

178 Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a donkey out of my vag!

Posted by: Lena Doneham at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (Tyii7)

179
Henry C. Jackson

As Eric Holder speaks ahead of Bill Clinton tonight, its hard not to recall is his role in one of the most prominent Clinton scandals: Clintons decision to pardon fugitive financier Marc Rich.

Rich lived on the run for years and had lobbied hard for a pardon. But he wasnt a normal pardon candidate he was living on the run, and using his money to evade prosecution.

Holder, who was then a deputy attorney general, was responsible for advising Clinton on pardon candidates. A lawyer who was close with Al Gore, Jack Quinn, represented Rich and brought the idea of pardon to Holder. Eventually, Holder circumvented normal protocols, brought the potential pardon directly to Clinton, and Clinton signed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (kdS6q)

180 Lena is switch-hitting this election?
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (WYh6/)

I understand that she will be doing her best Bill Clinton impression by traveling with Hillary and molesting children across the country. Bill's excited.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (4ng05)

181 Trayvon Martin was killed in self defense.

Eric Garner had a heart attack

Sandra Bland committed suicide

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (zOTsN)

182 162 #TheyWereGoodBoys
Posted by: Jen Psocki at July 26, 2016 08:17 PM (Tyii7)
College bound, every last one!
Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM (6+jI3)



Aspiring rap stars!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (SRKgf)

183 Buyin another AR in the morning. God help us.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (u+0lh)

184 Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 08:16 PM (9iR5/)

the French Revolution led to an Emperor, and then the restoration of the Monarchy....

I believe that is what is called.... an oopsie!

Posted by: History at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (qf6WZ)

185 I must say, the frozen cedar planked salmon from Kroger was quite good, even cooked in the oven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)

186
Forget about
The brotherly and other-ly love
Motherly love
Is just the thing for you
You know your mothers' gonna love ya
'Till ya don't know what to do

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (BO/km)

187 The Philadelphia police should stand by while the folks outside the fence tear it down and blow into the convention.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (+eR2D)

188 Violent crime is on the rise as well. FBI stats up to 2014 showed a steady, gradual decline, but the last year it spiked again. Leftists cling to that 2 year-old chart like a security blankey.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+)

189 After they calm down, they'll go back to Hillary or go to Johnson.

The men will go to Johnson

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (eSQgj)

190 No mention of how many black boys get killed by ... other black boys.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (SRKgf)

191 If only Bill's victims were given this kind of consideration.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (WYh6/)

192 I agree, cops shouldn't police "those" neighborhoods anymore until they can pay for police protection. I'd rather they patrol my neighborhood.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (960oq)

193 A prayer? Really?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

194 And here we go with the Thug Moms.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:22 PM (1ZOkK)

195 181 Trayvon Martin was killed in self defense.

Eric Garner had a heart attack

Sandra Bland committed suicide
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (zOTsN)


Michael Brown was killed in self-defense.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

196 Ain't no ways tarred moment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:22 PM (/tuJf)

197
#BarkysBoys

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:22 PM (BK3ZS)

198 188 Violent crime is on the rise as well. FBI stats up to 2014 showed a steady, gradual decline, but the last year it spiked again. Leftists cling to that 2 year-old chart like a security blankey.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+)

Gosh, what happened in 2014 that could have caused that?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:22 PM (7qAYi)

199 Trayvon Martin was killed by a direct descendant of Cortez.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2016 08:23 PM (4ErVI)

200 181 Trayvon Martin was killed in self defense.
Eric Garner had a heart attack
Sandra Bland committed suicide
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (zOTsN)



And St. Traytable wasn't killed by a white, or by a cop.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

201 Violent crime is on the rise as well. FBI stats up to 2014 showed a steady, gradual decline, but the last year it spiked again. Leftists cling to that 2 year-old chart like a security blankey.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+) fnord (39g3+)


On the topic of gun control, they ignore the 22-year drop in the crime rate.

On the topic of crime and public safety, they ignore everything *after* that drop.

It's almost like they lie about everything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 26, 2016 08:23 PM (wB8Tg)

202 The Hell Beast will be our dictator in 2016.

May as well come to grips with it.

Put a plan in place and hunker down for 4-8 years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:23 PM (1ZOkK)

203 Is cop killer Ayers going on stage?

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 08:23 PM (Ffw22)

204 Notice how traytables mom wore blue instead of black like the other ladies


They're grinning up there. This is ghoulish

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:24 PM (zOTsN)

205 The public believe that the prisons are chock full of prisoners of this type.

Yeah nobody has been sent to prison for toking a joint in like 30 years. The guys that get sent to the clink for weed have like 18 machine guns in the back and 2 tons of weed held by underaged prostitutes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:24 PM (39g3+)

206 198 188 Violent crime is on the rise as well. FBI stats up to 2014 showed a steady, gradual decline, but the last year it spiked again. Leftists cling to that 2 year-old chart like a security blankey.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+)

Gosh, what happened in 2014 that could have caused that?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:22 PM (7qAYi)


Trump decided to run for President?

Posted by: Vichy GOPe at July 26, 2016 08:24 PM (qf6WZ)

207 Thug Mom is gonna tell us how good God is.

Jesus weeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)

208
Who has the Purple Drank franchise in the hall tonight? Raking it in hand over fist, they will be!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:24 PM (BK3ZS)

209 Hey, all you white people to the bottom of the thread!

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 26, 2016 08:24 PM (u+0lh)

210 I heard that right after Michael Brown assaulted that store clerk and stole the box of cigars, he decided it was time to turn his life around and was on his way to volunteer in the soup kitchen when that racist cracka cop showed up and murdered the precious little angel in cold blood.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (Z8188)

211 I get the feeling she has given this speech before.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

212 Martin was killed when he was trying to use the sidewalk as a blunt force object.

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (Ffw22)

213

She killed herself. The cops didn't kill Bland. She was an alcoholic and mentally ill

She is accusing the cops of murder

This is BULLSHIT

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (zOTsN)

214 Because nothing says credibility better than people who spend their lives as other people speaking other people words.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 08:19 PM (4ng05)

Or as Jon Lovitz put it, people who pretend for a living.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (hgBpU)

215 So these are the mothers of some criminals. Huh.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (BO/km)

216 Supposedly an animal shelter is renting dogs to
Pokemon Go players, $5 to take the dog for a walk to give you cover for
playing the game. It turns out the dogs are being taken home a lot, and
the ones that aren't are showing up on social media a lot, prompting
calls to the shelter for that dog to "rescue."



They have a waiting list.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+)

Awwww! That's great! I just hope they don't take the dogs home and then bring them back when they're bored of the game.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (Enq6K)

217 This is terrible, I wish the police would all get the blue flu.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (eU/yZ)

218 What's an "unlawful traffic stop"?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

219 I would not be surprised to see mass pardons and commutations as TFG goes out the door. Maybe even before the election, so the pardoned can then vote.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (EZebt)

220 So, Sandra Bland's mom, who refused her daughter's request to bail her out, is now a Celebutard for Hillary.

My son should be up there for saving a thug's life on the street.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)

221
They're grinning up there. This is ghoulish


#MovingOnUp

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (BK3ZS)

222

She is accusing the cops of the murder of six women in the jail


This is BULLSHIT

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (zOTsN)

223
Ben Shapiro

This Gentle Giant strong-arm robber attempted cop-murderer's mother will be speaking tonight at the DNC.

[pic]

twitter.com/benshapiro/status/758089548228206597



"And -- roll the adorable elementary school graduation photo!"

- NBC Director

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (kdS6q)

224 heard that right after Michael Brown assaulted that store clerk and stole the box of cigars, he decided it was time to turn his life around and was on his way to volunteer in the soup kitchen when that racist cracka cop showed up and murdered the precious little angel in cold blood.

I heard he was shot in the back while he was on his knees with his hands raised.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (LYCUN)

225 The cops in PHL should have a sickout this evening.

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (Ffw22)

226 Failed Mothers For Justiss!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:26 PM (g6yUI)

227 I think they may be over playing the subliminal context of:

We have the absolute best criminals.

They should probably tone it down a bit.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (4ng05)

228 >> Michael Brown was killed in self-defense.

Who's the hands-up-dont-shoot shit that's made his fortune off his homeboy's demise?

That guy ought to be called out and shamed every minute.

BlackLivesMatter is fundamentally a lie.

Brown deserved what he got.

As I see it the BLM movement has two real martyrs - the kid shot in the park (can't recall when, where, or a name, but it seemed to be a bad shoot) and Philando Castile, who appears to be a victim of the fear of black males that BLM has instilled in young, nervous cops.

But the most visible BLM drum-bangers are the least worthy.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (o+SC1)

229 I have yet to hear about a father of any of these so tragic young thugs. /snark Is there a pattern here?

Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (V+03K)

230
Prediction: This Big Lie convention won't be complete unless they drag out Cassius Clay's corpse and put it on the stage wearing a "I [heart] Hillary" button.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (3veQM)

231 What's an "unlawful traffic stop"?

Whatever we say it is.

Posted by: Thug Moms at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (Tyii7)

232 The chicks eat up this emotive shit.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)

233 Now this is ghoulish.

They are out there for their celebrity. She's doing a shtick out there. I hear a sniffle, anybody see an actual tear?

Yeah, I doubt it.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (H9MG5)

234 I hate these people.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (+eR2D)

235
When is the "jailhouse speech" from Mumia due to be broadcast to the delegates?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (BK3ZS)

236 This is just awkward. This is dumpster fire.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (+b2T3)

237 I hope they all get to speak. I doubt it. The first one looks like a man but does believe in God. Great speech too. I like the 3-4 word staccato delivery.

That said, the white guilt is so thick in that hall you could cut it with a chainsaw.

Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (g1MTt)

238 Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 08:25 PM (Enq6K)
Me too. What a great idea.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (eU/yZ)

239 I'm living in Savannah, GA, where we are all afraid to go downtown at night because THUG LIFE.

Thanks, Hillary. I hope your secret service walk off the job.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (1ZOkK)

240

Because we all know The Champ would've endorsed Hillary Clinton, even if he wouldn't.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM (3veQM)

241 If only the Benghazi victims mothers were given this kind of consideration.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:28 PM (WYh6/)

242 What's an "unlawful traffic stop"?


C'mon, she's a Constitutional law scholar. Also, she watches Law and Order all the time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

243 I heard he was shot in the back while he was on his knees with his hands raised.

I believe the original story was what he was on his knees with his hands up and PsychoCop shot him in the top of the head execution-style, just like in the movies!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:28 PM (SEFXb)

244 Jordan Davis' killer wasn't a cop and is in prison but ok.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (LYCUN)

245 The public believe that the prisons are chock full of prisoners of this
type. It's not even remotely true, but they believe it, and they voted
for the Prop 47 malarkey because of that belief.
---

my favorites are the ones with violent priors, currently in for something minor, who get out, then go back to being violent...

totes unexpected, at least to the newspaper folks and such...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (zUoxk)

246 "Because he was black man, people who didn't value him, or his life."

You mean, like other black men?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

247 You get more of what your reward... you get more of what you celebrate...
They are celebrating Failed Moms.... of Thug Kids....
And then we wonder why the Dem controlled Cities are such a mess...
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 26, 2016 08:18 PM

I was saying something similar to my wife. These women failed their kids, who got killed as a consequence and the Dem party celebrates them? WTF?

My wife said today she was embarrassed for our country as she watched the Dems. I said I'm not embarrassed, I have no part of the Dem party.

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (o/90i)

248 244 Jordan Davis' killer wasn't a cop and is in prison but ok.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (LYCUN)



Now there's no need to sully the point with facts.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

249

And the Mothers of the Innocents up on stage:

[photo]

twitter.com/ABC/status/758096164759535617

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (kdS6q)

250 Jordan Davis was not killed by a cop. Why is this woman up on the stage?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

251 I heard he was shot in the back while he was on his knees with his hands raised.

I believe the original story was what he was on his knees with his hands up and PsychoCop shot him in the top of the head execution-style, just like in the movies!!!!


Untrue. His hands weren't up. The were clasped together cupping the injured body of a baby swallow that he'd found.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (fC9RO)

252 You could fill each night of this convention with the mothers of black men killed by other black men.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (SEFXb)

253 Yeah, looks like I made the right decision to not watch this shit storm.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (7qAYi)

254 Any police officer in America who votes Democrat is out of their damned mind. These people despise us, and despise what we do. It's on display for everyone to see this week in my city.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (kFnmp)

255 Ah, the cast is quite different but the ending will still be the same.

Posted by: Zombie Karl Marx at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

256
Is the Mizzou football team scheduled to appear?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (BK3ZS)

257 I thought Jordan Davis' shooter was sentenced to life in prison. And he wasn't a cop. I'm confused what to take from this.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (+b2T3)

258 >>>Jordan Davis was not killed by a cop. Why is this woman up on the stage?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:29 PM (/tuJf)<<<

She identifies as a mother of a son who was killed by cops. So... totally legit.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (H9MG5)

259 Notice how she implies that her son was killed by a cop, by saying most cops are good.

Cops weren't involved in Jordan Davis's murder.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

260 New Rasmussen poll for Nevada:

Trump 43%, Hillary 38%.

Heck (R) 49%, Cortez Mastos (D) 41%.

Looks like Nevada is likely to be the only GOP pick-up in the Senate... and it'll be Reid's seat.

The demographic breakdown is interesting:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jamebu9

Some highlights:

Trump gets 84% of Republicans; Hillary gets 70% of Democrats

By race (Trump vs. Hillary):

White: 51% | 32%
Black: 20% | 62%
Hispanic: 31% | 50%
Race (Other): 36% | 31%

Men: Trump 48% vs. Hillary 36%
Women: Trump 38% vs. Hillary 40%

Posted by: The Polling Hat at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (vBeA5)

261

Fuck her. Her son was killed in self defense

This is all a lie

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (zOTsN)

262 Uh ... why did you kick Trayvon out of your house? Hmmm?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (SRKgf)

263 "Yeah nobody has been sent to prison for toking a joint in like 30 years. The guys that get sent to the clink for weed have like 18 machine guns in the back and 2 tons of weed held by underaged prostitutes. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:24 PM (39g3+) "
So these people want to fight me on twitter today saying how the justice system needs reform (does, but not for the reasons they say) and cite a rape with no time vs a 12 year sentence for weed.I look both instances up and the rape is statutory with a 15 yr old, but the guy wasn't within 4 years of her and the weed conviction was dealing with children in the room and a brazen no-remorse attitude which ended up being reduced. In other words, she was a bitch to the judge and didn't care about her kids.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (eSQgj)

264 How many times do I have to tell these Dems...

NO CAPES!

Posted by: Edna Mode at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (H9MG5)

265 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (SEFXb)
Doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (eU/yZ)

266 254 Any police officer in America who votes Democrat is out of their damned mind. These people despise us, and despise what we do. It's on display for everyone to see this week in my city.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (kFnmp)

Good to see you tonight, Wyatt.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (7qAYi)

267 Planned Murderhood spokesvermin and Babs Boxer coming up. I got the sound off cause I don't want to go into convulsions.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (BO/km)

268 Because nothing says credibility better than people who spend their lives as other people speaking other people words.

Being credible has nothing to do with whether you're an actor or actress as credibility is not automatically intrinsic to whether you're a teacher or a car mechanic or a physician's assistant either. Actors and actresses all know they pretend for a living. Many like it and do it well and people certainly like to be entertained by them. The problem is that what they do (Because after all, we pay big bucks for sports figures too and they're not intrinsically credible either doest not give them authority ot speak of anything else. Jimmy Stewart seemed like a good, man but I wouldn't go to him for political advice anymore than i would go to my plumber-whom i quite like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (HXQyP)

269 Also, I don't know why I can't line space.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (eSQgj)

270 253 Yeah, looks like I made the right decision to not watch this shit storm.
-------------

Was thinking the same. Couldn't stomach it.

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (Ffw22)

271 Common sense gun control

*drinks

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (LYCUN)

272 Michael Brown only stole that box of cigars as a protest against the Big Tobacco Cancer Merchants.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (Z8188)

273 "Violent crime is on the rise as well. FBI stats up to 2014 showed a
steady, gradual decline, but the last year it spiked again. Leftists
cling to that 2 year-old chart like a security blankey."

Crime stats have become largely untrustworthy. Big metro departments like LAPD and NYPD have figured out how to pencil-whip their numbers to look better, by reclassifying offenses and other such tricks. And of course Chicago PD led the way on this. Because Chicago.

Since officers do move between departments, even little PDs and rural sheriffs' offices have now had cultural transmission of those same dishonest dodges and are aggressively applying them.

If you haven't gotten your recommended daily allowance of ragestroke just yet, check out this example from a small city in a backwater part of the Scum Scamfrisco Bay Area:

http://tinyurl.com/jtnwdxv

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (noWW6)

274 256
Is the Mizzou football team scheduled to appear?
If not, why not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (BK3ZS)



Big back up at the bail bondsman's office.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (SRKgf)

275
254 Any police officer in America who votes Democrat is out of their damned mind. These people despise us, and despise what we do. It's on display for everyone to see this week in my city.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (kFnmp)


It's a shame this despicable shit storm darkened your door, Wyatt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (BK3ZS)

276 About that poll (and most GE polls I've seen thus far)...

Notice that massive number of undecideds? That's been a constant, and I think those voters will vote in large number for Trump, because of the Bradley Effect.

Given the way the two candidates have been portrayed in the media, and talked about by various politicians and celebrities, how many closet Hillary supporters could there be? She's constantly portrayed as the "right" choice, the "socially acceptable" candidate, everywhere you look. Now, how many Trump supporters might be afraid to tell some stranger they're voting for the "wrong" candidate, the one who is "not who we are"?

I think a lot of those "undecideds" will vote for Trump, and are just afraid (for whatever reasons, which may well be very good reasons) to express badthink out loud.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (0OG8D)

277 So these people want to fight me on twitter today saying how the justice system needs reform (does, but not for the reasons they say) and cite a rape with no time vs a 12 year sentence for weed.I look both instances up and the rape is statutory with a 15 yr old, but the guy wasn't within 4 years of her and the weed conviction was dealing with children in the room and a brazen no-remorse attitude which ended up being reduced. In other words, she was a bitch to the judge and didn't care about her kids.


This is why I support bringing back the lash.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (fC9RO)

278

Was Jordan Davis killed by at white person? Is that the point?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (zOTsN)

279 It's almost like they lie about everything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 26, 2016 08:23 PM (wB8Tg)


That is the most profound insight anyone could have about the Left. They lie about everything. Everything they say is a lie. And their supporters lap up and repeat all the lies.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (Y/5qL)

280 Uh ... why did you kick Trayvon out of your house?

St. Cigarillo's mother sent him off to stay with Granny, as well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (SEFXb)

281 Wonder why they didn't have Philadelphia's biggest political prisoner Mumia give a video speach, he's got to be a original member of BLM

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (bksJQ)

282 I believe the original story was what he was on his knees with his hands up and PsychoCop shot him in the top of the head execution-style, just like in the movies!!!!

I heard it was two Irish guys that said a prayer then put coins on his eyes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (39g3+)

283 Trayvon's egg donor In Da House!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (1ZOkK)

284 Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (eSQgj)
You have to do a lot to get locked up. They don't lock you up for smoking dope.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (eU/yZ)

285 I'm gonna paint a little.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (7qAYi)

286 I'm disappointed and surprised that SYG wasn't mentioned erroneously.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (LYCUN)

287
How's this for moral equivalence from a totes conservative #NeverTrumper?:

Guy Benson

If you were comfortable w/ Pat Smith addressing the RNC, you should be fine w/ these grieving moms' testimonials at the DNC

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (kdS6q)

288
The public believe that the prisons are chock full of prisoners of this type. It's not even remotely true, but they believe it, and they voted for the Prop 47 malarkey because of that belief.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (noWW6)

=============

Up in Solono a guy got caught with a gun stolen in a burglary. He was charged with poss of stolen property and the DA said he had to reduce it to a misdemeanor bc of the law. The judge said no. No way would the public vote for a law that reduces this type of crime to a misdemeanor. So, it will be nice to see what happens on appeal.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (iQIUe)

289 Cheers for a failed mother of a violent criminal.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

290 BTW: Remember Reuters' poll having Hillary up by 11-13 points recently?




But but but...the Beast is historic. She's the mostest historic for being a woman and that's all that matters.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (auHtY)

291 Good to see you tonight, Wyatt.

It's a shame this despicable shit storm darkened your door, Wyatt.

Thank you, both. I thanked Richard Grenell on Twitter for the above video. It means a lot to those of us who have to suffer through this nonsense.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (kFnmp)

292 Can. not. watch. this. shit.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (ucB75)

293 Caterpillars on her eyelids?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

294 I think a lot of those "undecideds" will vote for Trump, and are just afraid (for whatever reasons, which may well be very good reasons) to express badthink out loud.

Uh huh... sorry, but this sounds like more "silent majority" horseshit to me.

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (lcUJ5)

295 Hillary is pandering hard for the black vote. She must be polling horribly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

296 >> New Rasmussen poll for Nevada:

I hope you're right.

What the Democrats are doing right now - absent some miracle moment from one of the speakers - is solidifying the black vote (and the narrow Bernie segment who will socialize with black folks who don't go to their schools) in favor of completely ditching everyone else.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (o+SC1)

297 Yo Guy Benson, these things won't suck themselves you know.

Posted by: a bag full of dicks at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (6FqZa)

298 "Planned Murderhood spokesvermin and Babs Boxer coming up."

The good news: Senator Ma'am is retiring.

The bad news: her inevitable replacement, Kamala Harris, combines the dim wits of Boxer with the racially indignant _Weltanschauung_ of Michelle Obama.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (noWW6)

299 josephistan I should have too but didn't.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (bksJQ)

300 They should have included Brown's stepdad, the one who incited arson of every business in town. Burn this bitch down!

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 26, 2016 08:35 PM (ozZau)

301 All these sweet young men. If only Hillary! had been president, the moms wouldn't have gotten knocked up repeatedly by thugs.

I give up.

Hillary will be president, our military will be further humiliated an weakened, and we'll be the laughing stock of the world.

God help us all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:35 PM (1ZOkK)

302 Looks like a convention of public school's best.....The Godless and stupid runs swift and deep.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 08:35 PM (3ZttN)

303 "the leftards in my neighborhood are agog at the recent increases in

crime, after they all voted for Prop 47, which released all the
'non-violent' criminals from prison, and which made a bunch of felonies

into misdemeanors..."

That initiative was sold to the voting
public as essentially a measure that would set free a bunch of harmless
stoners who were rotting in prison for the crime of smoking a joint.

The
public believe that the prisons are chock full of prisoners of this
type. It's not even remotely true, but they believe it, and they voted
for the Prop 47 malarkey because of that belief.


Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (noWW6)

Total con job. I read an article a few months after it was passed that the thinking in law enforcement was that it would help the stats and show a decrease in different levels of crime. Of course they're all Democrats and of course, as usual, it didn't work out that way.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 08:35 PM (hgBpU)

304 Anecdotal, but Asian girl at work said Asians are voting Trump because they see themselves losing out if things go to racial quotas. She sounded pretty confident.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:35 PM (+b2T3)

305 282 I believe the original story was what he was on his knees with his hands up and PsychoCop shot him in the top of the head execution-style, just like in the movies!!!!
I heard it was two Irish guys that said a prayer then put coins on his eyes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (39g3+)



I heard the cop put the Ace of Spades in his hand after blowing him away.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:35 PM (SRKgf)

306 If you were comfortable w/ Pat Smith addressing the RNC, you should be fine w/ these grieving moms' testimonials at the DNC

This is closer to the mothers of the terrorists who killed Sean Smith speaking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:35 PM (SEFXb)

307 >> But but but...the Beast is historic.

She is.

The Democrats have nominated a bigger crook than Nixon.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 08:36 PM (o+SC1)

308 As much as I am hoping it's a train wreck I didn't turn it on. There was a rebroadcast of the F-1 race on.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 08:36 PM (bksJQ)

309 You have to do a lot to get locked up.

Given the events of the past seven-plus years, you ain't just whistlin' Dixie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 08:36 PM (AqVoh)

310 I have the sound off. Is that Aunt Jemima?

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 08:36 PM (BO/km)

311 Is there going to be a minstrel show later?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:36 PM (SRKgf)

312 269
Also, I don't know why I can't line space.


Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:31 PM (eSQgj)

If you're not running the NoScript add on, put in 3 returns to get paragraphs. At least I have to.


Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 08:36 PM (Enq6K)

313 I think a lot of those "undecideds" will vote for Trump, and are just afraid (for whatever reasons, which may well be very good reasons) to express badthink out loud.

Well I don't know how things will turn out, but I do strongly suspect that more people will lie about voting for Trump than for Hillary. That is: more people will say they aren't sure or will vote for Hills, then pull the lever for Trump than the other way around.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:36 PM (39g3+)

314 287
How's this for moral equivalence from a totes conservative #NeverTrumper?:

Guy Benson

If you were comfortable w/ Pat Smith addressing the RNC, you should be fine w/ these grieving moms' testimonials at the DNC
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (kdS6q)
============

These people have lost their minds. Talk about having a personality flaw!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM (iQIUe)

315 Oh, widdle drummy drum drumminz with moaning scrunt wailing. We be happy, huh.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM (ucB75)

316 Possibly Trump would rise in the polls IF HE SPENT SOME FUCKING MONEY rebutting the Hag's constant TV ads attacking HIM.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM (3ZttN)

317

Wait


What


Guy Bemson is equating people who served our country in Benghazi and died, with people who had heart attacks, committed suicide, or died when the person they were trying to unlawfully kill killed them first

Are you fucking kidding me!

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM (zOTsN)

318 Who the hell is this singing?

Almost prefer it if they brought back zombie Paul Simon. She's kinda a mess.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM (H9MG5)

319 Go home Guy, you're drunk.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM (LYCUN)

320 I never liked Guy Benson, and people said I was crazy. That tweet, though, just makes me shake my head.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (kFnmp)

321 Evil, criminal, shriveled up vagina for the win.

Any of you with children even CONSIDERING joining the military, tell them to do anything but.

It was a nightmare my kid serving under a weak, pussified, Marxist POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (1ZOkK)

322
Guy Benson

If you were comfortable w/ Pat Smith addressing the RNC, you should be fine w/ these grieving moms' testimonials at the DNC


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (kdS6q)

Oh dear God. Totes equivalent, Guy.

#eyeroll

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (Enq6K)

323 Cheers for a failed mother of a violent criminal.

A fundamentally transformed Amerika.

Posted by: Zombie Karl Marx at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (Tyii7)

324 Meanwhile, while we're boo-hoo'ing for the mothers of the dindu-nuffins, http://tinyurl.com/zqlqjjz

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

325 >> The bad news: her inevitable replacement, Kamala Harris,
>> combines the dim wits of Boxer with the racially indignant
>> _Weltanschauung_ of Michelle Obama.

And as such you can bet she'll be the next Democrat nominee for President.

Half black, half Indian (dot not feather), all SJW.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (o+SC1)

326 295 Hillary is pandering hard for the black vote. She must be polling horribly.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (/tuJf)



My thought too. Pandering to the blacks, and women, and pretty much writing off white men.

Doesn't sound like a sound strategy to me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

327 Oh or the love of cheesees, please stop buying into the narrative. This is La Raza & The New Black Party convention. Both are racist terrorist groups. BLM is a fallacy. Chicago proves it. Luckily Satan's incubus the Hilldabeast has tied her wagon to this BS. Two words. President Trump.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (yNyJy)

328 Is there anything else but women?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)

329 Sad. Guy Benson is dead to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (1ZOkK)

330 What strange beast hoverrounds towards Philly

Posted by: wooga at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (zH34X)

331 Attagirl, keep digging.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)

332 wipe my cryin widdle eyes, huh bitch

Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (ucB75)

333 318 Who the hell is this singing?

Almost prefer it if they brought back zombie Paul Simon. She's kinda a mess.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM (H9MG5)

That was pretty bad. Some pink rollers in the hair would made the outfit though.

Posted by: firehorse at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (//TVq)

334 I have a vagina but I am more than just a pretty vagina!

Posted by: Elizabeth Banks at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (LYCUN)

335 She left out "we're told to make sammiches."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:40 PM (SRKgf)

336 254 Any police officer in America who votes Democrat is out of their damned mind. These people despise us, and despise what we do. It's on display for everyone to see this week in my city.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (kFnmp)

Thank you Wyatt. I know you have to deal with the shit day in and out. So, thank you.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 26, 2016 08:40 PM (960oq)

337 I'm also a worse comedian than Sarah Silverman. Goddam.

Posted by: Elizabeth Banks at July 26, 2016 08:40 PM (LYCUN)

338 Is this supposed to be funny?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:40 PM (+b2T3)

339

Slouching towards Jerusalem


Guy Benson need to STFD and STFU

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:40 PM (zOTsN)

340 I have a vagina but I am more than just a pretty vagina!
Posted by: Elizabeth Banks at July 26, 2016 08:39 PM (LYCUN)


Your vagina stopped being pretty ten years and two kids ago.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 26, 2016 08:40 PM (fC9RO)

341 Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (eU/yZ)

I know you have to do a lot to get locked up. The nutters try to make it sound like people are going to prison for smoking weed. Just stop lying.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (eSQgj)

342 Hahahahaha

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (BO/km)

343 Thank you Wyatt. I know you have to deal with the shit day in and out. So, thank you.

No thanks necessary. I really love my job, even when people tell me I suck.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (kFnmp)

344 How could SCOAMF lower the sea levels so soon, but still not get women equal pay for equal work, especially after having passed that Lilly Ledbetter b.s.?

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (H9MG5)

345 And up next, Lena Dunham to accept the award for Least Appreciated Nude Scene Outside of a Manatee Documentary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (SEFXb)

346 Anecdotal about being locked up. A crazy local guy that's known to law enforcement had a standoff with the police that closed the 101 freeway for hours. Had illegal guns. Didn't show up to court. Had bail increased to a million dollars. Didn't show up to his hearing a second time, when they came to arrest him he was out of his ankle bracelet but rigged it so no alarm was sounded.
He got three years probation.
Last contact with LE was putting the local elementary school on lockdown. He was above the school with a gun threatening his girlfriend. Only a misdemeanor conviction.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (eU/yZ)

347 Cecil? Like the lion?

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (H9MG5)

348 This should be a a Trump ad!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (+b2T3)

349 The Left lies about their opponents being anti this anti that. About hating this and hating that. It's all bullshit. All pandering to the stupid. The idiots who fall for it should be embarrassed for being so gullible and unsophisticated.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (Y/5qL)

350 And now a speech from a white woman who's organization kills more black lives than any group on the planet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (/tuJf)

351 Is there anything else but women?

Feelings...whoa, ho, ho feelings. Everybody sing!

Posted by: Zombie Karl Marx at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (Tyii7)

352 Yay! Cecile Richards speaking for Planned Parenthood.

Remind me again why MY DAMNED TAXES ARE PAYING FOR THIS SHIT????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:42 PM (1ZOkK)

353 If you're flat chested, you better have a great ass to be a 9!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:42 PM (+b2T3)

354 Common-Sense, Universal, Mandatory Sodomy For Your Sons, administrated by Planned Parenthood!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro Women's Health Clinic at July 26, 2016 08:42 PM (ucB75)

355 YAY! ABORTION!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (1ZOkK)

356 'Clinton Cash' Author Peter Schweizer to Mark Cuban: Debate Me or Shut Up - Breitbart

==========

Yeah! Cuban tweeted something nasty earlier about Trump supporters are too cowardly to put a photo with their name.

Gee, Cuban, not every one can afford 24/7 armed security like you do. I just try to keep down the death threats with an avatar. What a pompous asshole.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (iQIUe)

357 That commercial about DT was much better with the sound off. Oh looky what's at the podium. An ogress.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (BO/km)

358 because of the Bradley Effect.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 08:32 PM (0OG8D)


The interesting thing about the Bradley Effect, is that it was made up to explain the loss of L.A. Mayor Tom Bradley in the California '82 Gov. election. The problem is that it wasn't true.

Exit polling showed Bradley narrowly leading. In fact, he won election day voters. The Republican, A.G. George Deukmeijian, won because of an excellent campaign to get early voters via absentee ballot.

Posted by: The Polling Hat at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (vBeA5)

359 I realize this is a despicable thing to say, but I have no problems with "a woman's choice" if that woman is a Democrat. Less moonbats running around.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (Agn5J)

360 Cecile Richards = Elizabeth Banks + 20 years + hard miles

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (+b2T3)

361 326
Pandering to the blacks, and women, and pretty much writing off white men.

Doesn't sound like a sound strategy to me.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (SRKgf)


I'll say it: Any white man who votes Democrat has a death wish.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

362

Who's Guy Benson?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (qul7b)

363 RIchards: TIm Kaine, a champion for abortion.

Thanks, Catholic Kaine!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:44 PM (1ZOkK)

364 They do not treat cancer. What an utter crock.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:44 PM (eU/yZ)

365

After the mothers mourning their black children's death they bring on the woman responsible for the most black deaths per year ever

Oh irony

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:44 PM (zOTsN)

366 Kermit Gosnell is against that law.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:44 PM (eU/yZ)

367 So why just the mothers? The father's were all unavailable (i.e. in prison, dead or unkown)?

denounce myself.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 08:45 PM (0vsws)

368 Well, the Dems have the YAY ABORTION! down pat. All they need now is to abort a baby on stage and boo G-d.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:45 PM (1ZOkK)

369 We have to protect women's right to kill their babies!

I still have the sound off but could read her lips.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)

370 345 And up next, Lena Dunham to accept the award for Least Appreciated Nude Scene Outside of a Manatee Documentary.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 08:41 PM (SEFXb)

WTF?

Posted by: Manatee defamation league at July 26, 2016 08:45 PM (gNrgn)

371 I would call Cecile Richards a skank!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:45 PM (+b2T3)

372 Planned Parenthood spokes-tool is up.

Fetal deadness is a deeply personal bodily function that is nobody's business but the woman afflicted with the parasitic entity.

On the other hand, what you eat and drink is everybody's business but yours.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 08:45 PM (/f6Nd)

373 I'm waiting for the bowl of baby parts to be trotted out.

Posted by: Zombie Karl Marx at July 26, 2016 08:45 PM (Tyii7)

374 Ah, the '82 Cali elections... open bar at the Dukemejian suite election night... good times, good times

Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 26, 2016 08:46 PM (ucB75)

375 Guy Benson
If you were comfortable w/ Pat Smith addressing the RNC, you should be fine w/ these grieving moms' testimonials at the DNC

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (kdS6q)



Maybe we should stop holding ourselves to the Left's standards and start holding the Left to the standards they set.

For example, I wasn't having a hissy fit over letting Pat Smith speak. How about instead of me being silent about #ThugMoms, we force those hypocrites to denounce this dumpster fire as well.

But what do I know.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 26, 2016 08:46 PM (Z8188)

376 As far as Guy Benson, a line from Idocracy comes to mind.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:46 PM (LYCUN)

377 New Rasmussen poll for Nevada:

I hope you're right.

What the Democrats are doing right now - absent some miracle moment from one of the speakers - is solidifying the black vote (and the narrow Bernie segment who will socialize with black folks who don't go to their schools) in favor of completely ditching everyone else.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 08:34 PM (o+SC1)


The interesting thing about that Nevada poll is that Trump is leading the "Other Race" (e.g. not Hispanic, Black, or White).

The GOP Senate candidate, Joe Heck, actually has stronger support amongst "Other Race" than he does with Whites.

"Other Race" is primarily Asian. Perhaps obsessing over Blacks and Hispanics is turning off Asian voters>

Posted by: The Polling Hat at July 26, 2016 08:46 PM (vBeA5)

378 YAY ABORTION!

And now Lena Dunham!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

379 Oh, the hugemanatees!

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:46 PM (H9MG5)

380 I'm waiting for the bowl of baby parts to be trotted out.
Posted by: Zombie Karl Marx

Me Too!
Om Nom Nom

Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 26, 2016 08:46 PM (UPYhp)

381 God bless Lady Leatherface and her baby-mincing empire.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (/f6Nd)

382 Donald trump is right about about Lena.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (eU/yZ)

383 Saw "the killing joke", btw. Interesting. Not sure if I'd call it "good".

Some things don't translate well from the page to the screen, even if the page does the storyboarding for you right there. TKJ's problem is that it's too short. The writers of the screenplay padded it out by writing basically a batgirl / batman slash fic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (6FqZa)

384 :::VOMITS:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (+b2T3)

385 going thru life fat drunk stupid twins on now

Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (ucB75)

386 This is retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (97XyN)

387 I make movies and like cocaine. Vote Clinton Kaine so your supply never runs dry.

Posted by: Elizabeth Banks at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (UfHIz)

388 The jerksock is getting a workout right now.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:47 PM (WYh6/)

389

Annndddd


Full Otter

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

390 Who's Guy Benson?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 26, 2016 08:43 PM (qul7b)


Thought he was a homo radio or web based personality with some connection to Mary Katherine Hamm. Could be wrong.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (Y/5qL)

391 Kamala Harris told me to my face that she thought I was rayciss.

But then when she thought I could help her get elected DA, I was a Great Guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (EZebt)

392 Gawd..... what a freak show.

*stares in disbelief*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (72N6L)

393 My thought too. Pandering to the blacks, and women, and pretty much writing off white men.

Doesn't sound like a sound strategy to me.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:38 PM (SRKgf)

*****

She may as well write them off, Tim Kaine not withstanding. She reminds them of a bitchy MIL or a hag ex wife.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (YLidQ)

394
336 254 Any police officer in America who votes Democrat is out of their damned mind. These people despise us, and despise what we do. It's on display for everyone to see this week in my city.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 08:30 PM (kFnmp)

Thank you Wyatt. I know you have to deal with the shit day in and out. So, thank you.
Posted by: ryukyu at July 26, 2016 08:40 PM (960oq)
Ditto. BLUELIVESMATTER

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (yNyJy)

395 No way we can top this. We're going home.

Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (Tyii7)

396

Does Duham have some big ass scrape on her shoulder?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

397 Who bitches dis is?

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (0vsws)

398 I have to admit that America Ferrera is hawt.

Funny, the announcer introduced her with rolling rrrrrrrrs, but she didn't pronounce her own name like that.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

399 So "Make America Great Again" vs. "The Star Wars Bar Scene"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (AqVoh)

400

Or is that the other chicks lipstick

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (zOTsN)

401 No way we can top this. We're going home.
Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks


So when's the clown show?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

402 This a marketing campaign?

It's reading more like a suicide note.


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (EUMr7)

403 Lena Dunham AND America Ferrara?

I'd rather bang Chachi.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (7qAYi)

404 Hyperbole, stuffed inside nonsense and wrapped in lies.

Go, lowest common denominator!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (72N6L)

405 I think Lena could do without a few meals. Maybe IF, for like a month or so.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (+b2T3)

406 Sexual assault survivor. She's still claiming that?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

407 After the mothers mourning their black children's death they bring on the woman responsible for the most black deaths per year ever

Oh irony

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:44 PM (zOTsN)



I thought that too. "We get a lot of 'em, but the Bloods and the Crips get some of the ones we miss, and the cops add a few too."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

408 Lol sexual assault survivor. Regretting consensual drunken sex isn't rape dumbass.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (LYCUN)

409 VD sore on it's shoulder

Posted by: OK, Thanks, sock now off! at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (ucB75)

410

Sexual assault survivor?...

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

OH

I hope he sure the shit out of her

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (zOTsN)

411 Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)
Herpes sore on her shoulder.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (eU/yZ)

412 Sexual assault survivior?

Isn't she another one that made up a fake rape?

Now you're sister, she's a sexual assault survivor.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (H9MG5)

413 Wikileaks has got Hillary spooked, a debacle for her. Im bettin she is zonked on whatever prescription gets her through a crisis when she accepts, but the convention feels unreal. The RNC was sane, obvious, some drama.

Posted by: psuedomotto at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (5CS2l)

414 There is no downside to saying you vote Hillary, yet undecideds remain high. This doesn't seem like a scenario where Hillary will win undecideds on election night.

Posted by: TPC at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (QeJKb)

415 397 Who bitches dis is?
Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 08:48 PM (0vsws)


Nobody's.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (SRKgf)

416 Planned Parenthood spokes-tool is up.

Fetal deadness is a deeply personal bodily function that is nobody's business but the woman afflicted with the parasitic entity.

On the other hand, what you eat and drink is everybody's business but yours.

-
All charges dropped against undercover film makers. Of course, PP is still in the parts are parts business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (Nwg0u)

417 401 No way we can top this. We're going home.
Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks

So when's the clown show?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2016 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

We're soaking our boners in gasoline backstage!

Posted by: Clowns with gasoline-soaked boners & Zippos at the ready at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (7qAYi)

418
Born to a single mom, but no daddy
Couldn't get a job as a golf caddy.
Chugged purple drank and smoked a lot of weed
Thug life called since they were only three.
Dindoo, Dindoo Nuffins,
Thugs on the wild frontiers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:50 PM (BK3ZS)

419 You made me do this. I am not proud.

Does Duham have some big ass scrape on her shoulder?

Yes.

Yes she does.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (AqVoh)

420 @151 Lena Dunham will speak of her vote for Hillary as the first time she does it with a woman.

What about her little sister?

Posted by: teh Wind at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (up5+o)

421 America Ferrera played a chubby girl. She looks tiny next to Lena.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (eU/yZ)

422 Meanwhile, Bill Clinton is getting warmed up in the green room.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (WYh6/)

423 OK, it's official. They're renaming the Democrat Party the Cooch Party.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (SRKgf)

424

We must save obamas legacy!

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (zOTsN)

425 It rubs the penicillin on it's shoulder.

Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (Tyii7)

426

Retroactive abortions for the lot of 'em...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (qul7b)

427 Dear Lord. What a circus. And they'll be in charge in 2016.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)

428 Sexual assault survivor. Any second now she's going to segue into Bubba the Rapist and Hillary the Enabler.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (/f6Nd)

429 Not even a rape, a "sexual assault". If I make a move to kiss a girl on a first date and she pushes me off because she thought the date went less well than I did, that's a "sexual assault", to some

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (6FqZa)

430 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (KCxzN)

431 Dear Russia. Please drop a nuke on Hollywood. All will be forgiven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (1ZOkK)

432 "As Sanders delegates' walkout continues, hundreds of empty seats across the hall. Mostly from AK, OK, ID, MS, UT, VT"

https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/758087746598473729

Posted by: The Un-convention-al Hat at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (vBeA5)

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (dsfO9)

434

I hope the guy she keeps falsely accusing of rape sues the ever loving shit out of her

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (zOTsN)

435 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (6FqZa)
They're mentally ill. That's not assault.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (eU/yZ)

436 421 America Ferrera played a chubby girl. She looks tiny next to Lena.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (eU/yZ)



In fairness, Dick Butkus would look petite next to Lena.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (SRKgf)

437 Those tattoos are so skanky! I'm sorry, tattoos do not look good on fat chicks.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (+b2T3)

438 421 America Ferrera played a chubby girl. She looks tiny next to Lena.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (eU/yZ)

Wait 'til they get a load of me!

Posted by: Trigglypuff, terrorizing downtown Tokyo at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (7qAYi)

439 Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:52 PM (zOTsN)
I do too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (eU/yZ)

440 'its'...we were told there would be no spelling.

Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (Tyii7)

441 These people are sick.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (dsfO9)

442 She is not Leon Durham.

Posted by: Leon Durham at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (tcQdP)

443 I could use Dunham's ass for my girl suit. Lotta room in that caboose.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (/tuJf)

444 Bet the MSM doesn't ignore or talk over these "parents of victims" like they did the Republican parents of real victims.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (+HKf1)

445 Asian girl at work said Asians are voting Trump because they see themselves losing out if things go to racial quotas.

Well, she's right about the quotas thing. We'll see about the vote. I'm not really sure where far east culture puts Trump and Hillary. I could see them appreciating a wheeler dealer like Trump, but I could see them appreciating a woman that lets nothing get in her way, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)

446 427 Dear Lord. What a circus. And they'll be in charge in 2016.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)



Nah. I don't think so.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf)

447 Mmm, uh, er, uh.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (gNrgn)

448 Meanwhile, Bill Clinton is getting warmed up in the green room.
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (WYh6/)


Who'd they get to be his fluffer?

Posted by: The Un-convention-al Hat at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (vBeA5)

449 "As Sanders delegates' walkout continues, hundreds of empty seats across the hall. Mostly from AK, OK, ID, MS, UT, VT"
---
I have no idea what's going on inside the hall watching FBN. They've been covering the Bernie march around the DNC wall for the last half an hour.

Posted by: the barbed cock of satan at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (3Liv/)

450 316 Possibly Trump would rise in the polls IF HE SPENT SOME FUCKING MONEY rebutting the Hag's constant TV ads attacking HIM.


So is trump trying to pull some rope-a-dope political strategy , hoping the dems punch themselves out? Not sure that will work against TFD (that f*cking drunk) when she has almost unlimitted $$$$...

Posted by: E.T. at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (c+7Ko)

451 Who raped her again, Haven Monahan?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (7qAYi)

452 437 Those tattoos are so skanky! I'm sorry, tattoos do not look good on fat chicks.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:53 PM (+b2T3)


FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)

453
What's Lena's pet name for her little sexual assault victim, er, little sister?

"Pebbles"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:55 PM (BK3ZS)

454 I went to get a beer from the shop cause there were none inside. I missed Lena? This must be my lucky day.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 08:55 PM (BO/km)

455 This vagfest, this parade of the unprofitable to society or even themselves, this fucking freakshow, has convinced me that Trump will take 55% nationwide. 320+ in the EC.

This is a Trump commercial.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 26, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)

456 >>>Those tattoos are so skanky! I'm sorry, tattoos do not look good on fat chicks.<<<

Those tramp stamps that say "Free Eats" really do send mixed messages. Amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 08:56 PM (WYh6/)

457 E.T.,

I am unconvinced that television spending means a damn thing now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 08:56 PM (AqVoh)

458 446 427 Dear Lord. What a circus. And they'll be in charge in 2016.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)

--------

Nah. I don't think so.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf)


Me, either. I'm thinking they even slip in Congress, too. Couldn't tell you why, but I feel it.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2016 08:56 PM (72N6L)

459 Mayor of Charleston: I'm not here as a mayor; I'm here as a giant penis in a suit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 08:56 PM (/f6Nd)

460 Hey Bill, any open seats on the Lolita Express?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 26, 2016 08:57 PM (UPYhp)

461 Is she a big girl? Roomy in the hips?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 26, 2016 08:57 PM (7qAYi)

462 oops, off future Hillary reward!

So, word on the street is that Sanders delegates are being held prisoner in a media free media tent. Which I guess is where they're marching.

Honestly I'm not clear on the details. I've been playing Skyrim.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 08:57 PM (3Liv/)

463

She claimed "Barry". The dreaded college republican at Oberlin, raped her. After she thought about it for a decade or so

Everybody figured out who it was as there are not too many college republicans named "Barry" at Oberlin. I hope he sues her into poverty

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 08:57 PM (zOTsN)

464 I just had a Myers Rum X2 with coconut and a splash of lime in a chilled glass, better than a sleepin' pill. And I done figgered out what the problem is with demonrats. They is godless heathens what hates America. Show me where I'm wrong. Take your time. I won't fall asleep for another............

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2016 08:57 PM (zLDYs)

465 Lena Dunham was raped by an Oberlin college Republican. And by raped I mean they got blitzed, literally bumped uglies, and she regretted it the next day.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:57 PM (LYCUN)

466 I would pay someone to put in Bills teleprompter. Some choice phrases. You better put some ice on that. And Jaunita Broderick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (eU/yZ)

467 Wikileaks has got Hillary spooked, a debacle for her.

-
If 2% of her dirty deeds get out, she'd be stoned in the streets. I'm surprised at the reaction against Debbie Washerwoman Schlitz. It's not as if people didn't know she was clearly corrupt.

P.S. Are you guys getting these ads for Purple (whatever the hell that is)? The spokeschick is a deadringer for Debbie Downer. I'll bet they're regretting that decision.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (Nwg0u)

468 455 This vagfest, this parade of the unprofitable to society or even themselves, this fucking freakshow, has convinced me that Trump will take 55% nationwide. 320+ in the EC.

This is a Trump commercial.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 26, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)



Is it just me, or are you getting a whiff of desperation off of the proceedings? It's all blacks and women, women and blacks, throw in some deviants, and some disabled, then go back to blacks and women. It seems as though they're pretty much writing off the white male vote.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (SRKgf)

469 Brainless Babs!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (/f6Nd)

470 Night One: "Greatest Country in the World"

Night Two: "Dead Black Men, Abortion, and Sexual Assault"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (AqVoh)

471 Any police officer in America who votes Democrat is out of their damned mind. These people despise us, and despise what we do.

There are quite a few groups like this, such as Jews and Blacks (who are killed by the thousands every week by DNC policy and voters).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (39g3+)

472 Who would have thought the Republicans would have better music?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (+b2T3)

473 Lena Dunham was raped by an Oberlin college Republican. And by raped I mean they got blitzed, literally bumped uglies, and she regretted it the next day.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

Not as much as I did.

Posted by: Barry the one-armed college Republican at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (UPYhp)

474 Dear Russia. Please drop a nuke on Hollywood. All will be forgiven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Problem: They don't actually live in H-wood. Actual H-wood is just another urban stain in the middle of LA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 08:59 PM (VY8H5)

475 455 This vagfest, this parade of the unprofitable to society or even themselves, this fucking freakshow, has convinced me that Trump will take 55% nationwide. 320+ in the EC.

This is a Trump commercial.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 26, 2016 08:56 PM (EUMr7)
Nod. The Hag Queen's chances of moving in at 1600 Penn is deader than fried chicken now unless Trump screws it up.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 08:59 PM (yNyJy)

476 So, Barbara Boxer's daughter was married to Hillary Clinton's brother.

The whole damn democrat party is incestuous.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 08:59 PM (Lsu4e)

477 465 Lena Dunham was raped by an Oberlin college Republican. And by raped I mean they got blitzed, literally bumped uglies, and she regretted it the next day.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 08:57 PM (LYCUN)



In Dunham's case bumping her anywhere qualifies as bumping uglies.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 08:59 PM (SRKgf)

478 I feel like I'm watching an Activia commercial.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 08:59 PM (+b2T3)

479 Why is the DNC on the Lifetime channel? WTF?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

480 Dear DNC,
Thanks for alienating and pushing the woman vote into my corner. Also, Thanks for proving my campaigns point at the RNC.

Tootles For Now,
Donald Teh Trump

Posted by: Donald Teh Trump at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (DurKO)

481 FBN just broadcast a protester with the sign:

DNC FUCKED MY FUTURE

hahahahaha

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (3Liv/)

482 "After a busy day at the State Department"

DOING WHAT?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (/f6Nd)

483 >>>Night Two: "Dead Black Men, Abortion, and Sexual Assault"<<<

And Vagina Empowerment!

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (WYh6/)

484 I have the sound off. It looks like she s throwing a curse at me.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (BO/km)

485

10% of the population make positive contributions to society.
70% are drones and neither help nor harm
20% make negative contributions to society... and every single one of the flavors of this group is represented here tonight...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (qul7b)

486 473 Lena Dunham was raped by an Oberlin college Republican. And by raped I mean they got blitzed, literally bumped uglies, and she regretted it the next day.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

Not as much as I did.
Posted by: Barry the one-armed college Republican at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (UPYhp)
:-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (yNyJy)

487 Problem: They don't actually live in H-wood. Actual H-wood is just another urban stain in the middle of LA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 08:59 PM (VY8H5)



Sounds like we're gonna need more nukes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

488 Just got a Robo call from democrat pollster

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (zOTsN)

489 Who would have thought the Republicans would have better music?


The idea that Democrats are the "cool" ones is an utter myth.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (qUNWi)

490 Think this might be my night to watch Pixels

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (6FqZa)

491 It seems as though they're pretty much writing off the white male vote.

They are. Literally, they assume no white male votes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (39g3+)

492 Senator maam. Can we get Harry Alford to rebut her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (eU/yZ)

493 I used to be one of these!?!?!

Posted by: Zombie George Wallace at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (72N6L)

494
"After a busy day at the State Department"

Wiping the servers... with a cloth.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (BK3ZS)

495 "she's still standing"

Oh God, please let her take a header ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (SRKgf)

496 Usually it's Cankles throwing things at people, Senator Ma'am. Get your drunk ass off the stage.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (H9MG5)

497 #294: Hey, I'm just telling you what I think, and I could be wrong, for all I know. I've been wrong before... like, maybe once or twice.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (0OG8D)

498 491 It seems as though they're pretty much writing off the white male vote.
They are. Literally, they assume no white male votes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (39g3+)



Let it be written. Let it be done.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:02 PM (SRKgf)

499 Dear Russia. Please drop a nuke on Hollywood. All will be forgiven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Pfft... Russia Schmussia... once the three of us start to move again, you won't need nukes.

Posted by: The San Andreas, Hayward and Calaveras Faults at July 26, 2016 09:02 PM (lcUJ5)

500 Shut Up! they conversed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 09:02 PM (rwI+c)

501 My husband just came in from mowing the lawn (even though the yard Mexicans are coming tomorrow), and said, "PLEASE TURN THAT SHIT OFF!"

He's right. Now I'm watching a shopping channel. Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:02 PM (1ZOkK)

502 There are quite a few groups like this, such as Jews and Blacks (who are killed by the thousands every week by DNC policy and voters).

Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (gA69l)

503
Continuing to dig that hole:

Guy Benson

in cases of unjust police shootings, the government failed these families.

twitter.com/guypbenson/status/758097214782726144



Were any of these found to be "unjust police shootings"? In the "officers tried and convicted" sense, not "the city settled to keep the nice part of town from getting burned down".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (kdS6q)

504 I think Hillary picked all the music, which worked in 1992 but now? At least Trump has other people pick the songs.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (39g3+)

505 Babs needs a better plastic surgeon. She can barely blink. The Botox has made her look permanently surprised and stoned at the same time. Quite a feat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (eU/yZ)

506 It seems as though they're pretty much writing off the white male vote.


They are. Literally, they assume no white male votes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (39g3+)




The tranny craze is starting to make sense now.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (Z8188)

507 The average male earns 32 cents for every dollar earned by a female Senator.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (0vsws)

508 481 FBN just broadcast a protester with the sign:
DNC FUCKED MY FUTURE
hahahahaha
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (3Liv/)



Should've read "DNA FUCKED MY FUTURE."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

509 450
Trump is letting millions of LIV's---the majority of voters--get un-rebutted pro-Hag TV ads all day long with not a word from him.

May be some body ought to teach Trump Richard Daley's first law of elections: Arithmetic.

The LIV's may be dumb shits(and for those here who don't think TV ads work...you need to try to understand LIV -world before saying that) but the LIV's are the majority! of voters.

NOT to run TV ads is suicidal .....Trump is screwing up with the majority of voters by being silent on TV.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (3ZttN)

510 >>>I have the sound off. It looks like she s throwing a curse at me.<<<

When she rolls the bones, you'll know the hex is complete.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (WYh6/)

511 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:02 PM (1ZOkK)
My husband just walks by and starts cussing at the TV.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:04 PM (eU/yZ)

512 Just got a Robo call from democrat pollster

"Would you say 2+2 equals 4 is an extreme statement or a really extreme statement?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 09:04 PM (AqVoh)

513
Why is the DNC on the Lifetime channel? WTF?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM


It's the wymmyn's channel, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:04 PM (IqV8l)

514 Can there be more screechy old ladies?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 09:04 PM (+b2T3)

515 When Babs says "We," she's absolutely not including any of us.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 09:04 PM (/f6Nd)

516 Why is the DNC on the Lifetime channel? WTF?
----------
VAGINA'S!!!

Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 26, 2016 09:04 PM (xVgrA)

517 That story about Barry the Republican was forced and unconvincing.

Posted by: The chick who wrote 50 shades at July 26, 2016 09:05 PM (q6C1L)

518 Babs to the general who called her "ma'am."

"Please call me Senator. I've worked so hard for that title."

He should have responded, "Yes, Senator Skank ma'am."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:05 PM (1ZOkK)

519

Why is Steve Schmidt allowed to call himself a Republican Strategist

When was the last time he was hired? Who hired him?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:05 PM (zOTsN)

520 Good Lord, I can't believe what passes for women this century!

Posted by: Zombie JFK at July 26, 2016 09:05 PM (7qAYi)

521 Why is the DNC on the Lifetime channel? WTF?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM
It's the wymmyn's channel, right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:04 PM (IqV8l)



Yep. All stalkers and strong women, all the time.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:05 PM (SRKgf)

522 And don't assume we're too far north to rock their world...

Posted by: The San Andreas, Hayward and Calaveras Faults at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (lcUJ5)

523 My husband just walks by and starts cussing at the TV.

Me. Since sometime in 2008.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (AqVoh)

524 Bernie walkout march appears to have collided with BLM protest.

FBN reporter in crowd is sounding a bit alarmed.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (3Liv/)

525 The keep dragging out these has been actresses. Way to go eliminating half of your viewing audience. Shut up and act.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (eU/yZ)

526 There's this thing called "Puppy Pooping In The House?" on the WOW channel. I think I'll watch that instead.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (BO/km)

527 It's Vagipalooza.

Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (Tyii7)

528 I'll bet you morons are the type who would sign the petition to remove all air conditioning from the State Department.

Posted by: J. Kerry at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (FkwUD)

529 Trigglypuff, terrorizing downtown Tokyo

That nic made me laugh. Thank you.

I needed that laugh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (hyuyC)

530 And I don't even have a puppy.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (BO/km)

531 They 're bringing up 9-11 and yet no one is bringing up ISIS or the recent spate of attacks in Europe and here?


Fascinating.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (oQQwD)

532 Bernie protesters merging with BLM protesters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

533

So HilDog is depending on two constituencies only to get elected? Everyone on the government tit, and white upper middle class drunk women of a certain age?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (qul7b)

534 487
Sounds like we're gonna need more nukes.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf)


Hillary is on it.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

535 Hah! Parade of BLM protesters bump into parade of Bernie/Hillary protestors. Like two freight trains on the same track, going in opposite directions.

Now they're turning around and all are heading back to the convention center. Get out your popcorn---this should be epic!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (Lsu4e)

536 I wonder if "My Cat From Hell" in on. I'd rather watch that than these screeching pussies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (1ZOkK)

537 NOT to run TV ads is suicidal .....Trump is screwing up with the majority of voters by being silent on TV.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (3ZttN)



Easy, Grasshopper. I suspect Trump has a pretty good idea what he's doing. He has outmaneuvered all comers so far. Luck? Maybe. But I doubt it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (SRKgf)

538 Why voting for Trump is the only moral choice.


Hillary Clinton must never be elected President of the United States. It would be a calamity our country could never recover from.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 09:08 PM (Y/5qL)

539

Is Fox covering the protestors?

According the MSLSD they don't exist

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN)

540 Hillary was the true hero of 9/11. I've heard everything now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:08 PM (eU/yZ)

541 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (1ZOkK)
I like that show.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (eU/yZ)

542 It's frickin' Trayvon Martin lovefest at the DNC.

Posted by: The Un-convention-al Hat at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (vBeA5)

543 Love the chryon on the 9/11 clip: "No unusual looting."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (SRKgf)

544

I saw a Trump ad


Tonight. On MSLSD

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (zOTsN)

545 Hey this ain't bad. Hot ginger with a German Shepherd. No not like that.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (BO/km)

546 >>>My husband just came in from mowing the lawn (even though the yard
Mexicans are coming tomorrow), and said, "PLEASE TURN THAT SHIT OFF!"

*cracks a beer and hands it to Mr. D'oh. Without comment*

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (EUMr7)

547 I was watching c-span. Watching QVC now. There may be something on I can't live without.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (1ZOkK)

548 It would be a calamity our country could never recover from.

Ahem.

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at July 26, 2016 09:09 PM (Tyii7)

549 491 It seems as though they're pretty much writing off the white male vote.

They are. Literally, they assume no white male votes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:01 PM (39g3+)


They hate us. They really, truly hate us.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

550 California will go red again. We'll make sure of that.

Posted by: The San Andreas, Hayward and Calaveras Faults at July 26, 2016 09:10 PM (lcUJ5)

551 501
My husband just came in from mowing the lawn (even though the yard
Mexicans are coming tomorrow), and said, "PLEASE TURN THAT SHIT OFF!"

He's right. Now I'm watching a shopping channel. Be careful what you wish for.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:02 PM (1ZOkK)


The 'yard Mexicans.'

You're killing me, Jane.

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 09:10 PM (yxupc)

552 Hillary Clinton must never be elected President of the United States. It would be a calamity our country could never recover from.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 09:08 PM (Y/5qL)


Bullseye!!!

We all have one job right now and ONLY one job:

Keep Hillary out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 26, 2016 09:10 PM (oQQwD)

553 Live and Let Die? Should have been Cecile Richards intro.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 09:10 PM (+b2T3)

554 Hillary was the true hero of 9/11.

I won the Battle of Yorktown, you know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (AqVoh)

555 I suspect that there's a Brexit-style gap in the polls. A lot of people voting for Trump don't want to admit it out loud.

I suspect.

I leave it as an exercise for the reader as to whether this is good or bad.

Posted by: moviegique at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (CcUfv)

556 >>>Hillary was the true hero of 9/11. I've heard everything now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:08 PM (eU/yZ)<<<

Surprised these blatant liars didn't superimpose her face on GWB's body on that pile of rubble, holding a bullhorn, telling OBL we're coming to get his ass.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (H9MG5)

557 Parade of BLM protesters bump into parade of Bernie/Hillary protestors.

Skittles for everyone!

Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (Tyii7)

558 Now there's a Lab tearing up a house. The heck with the DNC.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (BO/km)

559 So Hillary thinks the biggest issue with 9/11 was the dust and possible health problems. Not a word about Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (0vsws)

560 Is Fox covering the protestors?


According the MSLSD they don't exist

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:08 PM
~~~~~
Yes. They have reporters among them.

Also, saw a very short clip of Geraldo Rivera getting a bottle of water poured down his head. The little pip squeak was pissed and wanted to go after the perp, but a big bruiser of a bodyguard made him change his mind. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (Lsu4e)

561 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:05 PM (1ZOkK)
Bab's and I use the same pool cover company. They told me they were going to her house the same week they were at my house. I double dogged dared the guy to call her maam.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (eU/yZ)

562

Wouldn't it be funny if Bill came out and said

We haven't had sex in 25 years

She beats me

We live separately

Whenever I see her she keeps putting a pillow over my face and tells me to "go to the light"

I'm afraid of her

I'm going to Pedo Island as soon as I get off this stage

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (zOTsN)

563 Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls.

---------------------------------------------------------------

Not really. Historically these are the kind of numbers you should expect to see when a situation arrives that the old political order cannot deal with. For example - Abraham Lincoln in 1860 won with around 40% of the vote because the issue of slavery combined with federal vs. states rights created chaos in the old political order.

In this election the two sides are clear - Radical Internationalism vs. Hard Nationalism. There are a lot of conservatives who are uncomfortable with nationalism and prefer a more internationalist America. The same is true in the Democrat party where there are people who are not big fans of runaway internationalism.

This is bound to make a lot of people unhappy who are comfortable with the previous political order, or just in general feel unsafe entering this new reality. The first group are out of touch with realty and therefore are to be scorned. The second group's unhappiness is understandable considering this kind of political turmoil can lead to dangerous times.

Trump forced us to face reality, it does not matter if it was by design or blundering...facing reality is always a good thing in times like these.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (KhJh8)

564 531 They 're bringing up 9-11 and yet no one is bringing up ISIS or the recent spate of attacks in Europe and here?


Fascinating.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 26, 2016 09:07 PM (oQQwD)

1 billion muslims didn't behead a priest today. How come no one brings that up?
//

Posted by: Zombie JFK at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (7qAYi)

565 It's frickin' Trayvon Martin lovefest at the DNC.
Posted by: The Un-convention-al Hat

Sock it to me!

Posted by: Trayvon and Martin's Laugh In (Formerly Known as DNC) at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (UPYhp)

566 NOT to run TV ads is suicidal .....Trump is screwing up with the majority of voters by being silent on TV.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 09:03 PM (3ZttN)



Brit election campaigns last three weeks; elections are called often unexpectedly, so there's no point campaigning all the time.

And think about it: people who watch TV (why I don't know) get SICK of the political ads. Holding fire until close to the election may make sense.

Or not. I dunno. But we'll find out soon.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (SRKgf)

567 I pulled the last survivor from the rubble of the twin towers you know.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (LYCUN)

568 536 I wonder if "My Cat From Hell" in on. I'd rather watch that than these screeching pussies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------------
Heh.
I'm quite happy right now that I have the right weather and the right angle on the rabbit ears to pick up the NC station I can never get.
Grumpy Old Men is on.

If y'all are actually watching, more power to ya.

Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 09:12 PM (s1buB)

569 We'll make the earth move under your feet
You'll see the sky tumbling down, tumbling down
You'll feel your legs start to trembling
When we move around


Posted by: The San Andreas, Hayward and Calaveras Faults at July 26, 2016 09:13 PM (lcUJ5)

570
When was the last time he was hired? Who hired him?


Didn't Walker hire him? I thought it was someone awful like Schmidt he hired, so disappointing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:13 PM (39g3+)

571 Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (H9MG5)
They're saving that for the night she speaks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:13 PM (eU/yZ)

572 who would sign the petition to remove all air conditioning from the State Department.
Posted by: J. Kerry at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (FkwUD)
:-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 09:13 PM (yNyJy)

573 Better health care benefits. That was the lesson of 9/11.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 09:13 PM (0vsws)

574 Why stop or interrupt your enemy while they shooting themselves in the face.

The Smell of Success page 86

Posted by: Donald Teh Trump at July 26, 2016 09:13 PM (nBito)

575 FYI - for those of you that have Direct TV, Ghostbusters is on ch 557. Started at 8pm.

Posted by: tbodie at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (Sftm0)

576 I wonder if Brian Williams and Hillary! ever sit around and swap made up war story hagiography.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (3ZoRf)

577 554 Hillary was the true hero of 9/11.

I won the Battle of Yorktown, you know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 09:11 PM (AqVoh)

True. I was there.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (7qAYi)

578 The Democrats have a lot of chutzpah talking about 9/11.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

579 Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:08 PM
~~~~~

Should have mentioned, the protests were on FOX Business.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (Lsu4e)

580 So, Where ya going, Ace?

Posted by: Kaboom! voters at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (nMKES)

581 >>>They're saving that for the night she speaks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:13 PM (eU/yZ)<<<
Oh. True. Didn't think of that.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (H9MG5)

582 Hillary was the true hero of 9/11.

She had to be there, to rescue Chelsea who was jogging circles around the World Trade Center as the planes hit.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:15 PM (39g3+)

583 Any police officer in America who votes Democrat is out of their damned mind. These people despise us, and despise what we do.

There are quite a few groups like this, such as Jews and Blacks (who are killed by the thousands every week by DNC policy and voters).
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (39g3+)

Not to mention that their tolerance of terrorism will get many women killed, raped and oppressed. So I don't get the "women for Hillary" theme at all.

Posted by: Jade Sea at July 26, 2016 09:15 PM (bb6wb)

584 It was the dust that killed us.

Posted by: Victims of 9-11 at July 26, 2016 09:15 PM (Tyii7)

585 575
FYI - for those of you that have Direct TV, Ghostbusters is on ch 557. Started at 8pm.

Posted by: tbodie at July 26, 2016 09:14 PM (Sftm0)

Watching Rangers - A's game on FoxSW.

All I need to know about the DNC, I read about here.

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 09:16 PM (yxupc)

586 #450: I don't blame Trump for not spending much money up until now. Remember, going into the GOP Convention, there still seemed to be a sizeable #NeverTrump movement among the delegates and party leadership.

Suppose Trump had gotten out his checkbook and shelled out like $50 million on ads, only to have the party turn around and say, "Yeah, sorry, man, but you're not gonna be our nominee after all, despite the all-time record numbers who turned out to vote for you in the primaries"? He would then have spent that $50 million, mostly his own money, for nothing.

No, he needed to secure the nomination, officially, before shelling out the money for ads.

And at this point, it only takes waiting a few more days to see how the Democrat Convention shakes out, and maybe get some more material for those ads to make them as effective as possible.

So, yeah, I don't see any problem with Trump waiting until next week to start thinking about spending some ad money.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 09:16 PM (0OG8D)

587 If you don't know who to vote for by now you might not want to keep your watch in your back pocket iykwimaityd.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:16 PM (BO/km)

588 I'm shopping around for a black man servant named Virgil. Why? Because I want this election to be competitive.

Posted by: Donald Teh Trump at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (Op9So)

589 I don't get the "women for Hillary" theme at all.

You'd think women would despise Hillary for being a coattail-riding, rape-enabling, awful mother-in-law patterned bitch. Just because she has girl bits doesn't make her someone you have to admire. That cultic tribalism eludes me completely.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)

590 Just came in. Cspan on. Muted. 9/11 survivors speaking? Confused. Why? There are no more terrorists and the police kill innocent people now. Is this just testimony on behalf of the Hag during that time -- did she escape one of the towers or something?

Posted by: gracepc at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (OU4q6)

591 Is Fox covering the protestors?
---
I don't know about FNC, but FBN is covering them almost exclusively.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (3Liv/)

592 Now there's a Lab tearing up a house. The heck with the DNC.

-
http://tinyurl.com/h6kgf9x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (Nwg0u)

593 What makes me most nervous is that the queeving masses who are dropping support for the murderer Hillary at the moment might start to forget about the emails and Benghazi and her alcohol induced strokes and her cash for favors foundation and her numbers will rebound.

When will Trump start running ads?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:18 PM (pUDQf)

594 Shane on TCM.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:18 PM (IqV8l)

595 Deadliest Catch is on.

Rumor is that the shithouse on the Northwestern smells just like the DNC

Posted by: Gringo Infidel at July 26, 2016 09:18 PM (r1QH4)

596 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)
I've despised her for years.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:18 PM (eU/yZ)

597 Sooo. This is one of her major accomplishments? Co-sponsoring bills 48 hours after 9-11 to dole out more money?

What a hero. What a miracle worker. That cinches it, I'm with her now...

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:18 PM (H9MG5)

598 To those who would say "millions of lives will be affected if you guys move again", well, you can't make a new coastline without breaking a few eggs.

Right?

Posted by: The San Andreas, Hayward and Calaveras Faults at July 26, 2016 09:18 PM (lcUJ5)

599 Are all the queens in NY working class?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2016 09:18 PM (TnUKj)

600 Hah! Parade of BLM protesters bump into parade of Bernie/Hillary
protestors. Like two freight trains on the same track, going in opposite
directions.///

A Diet Coke and Mentos eruption is coming.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 09:19 PM (BZey7)

601

I saw a Trump Ad tonight. On MSLSD

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:19 PM (zOTsN)

602 Imonna crawl in bed and watch anything that takes my mind off of what's going on right now.

Dear God, please forgive us all and lead us out of this darkness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:19 PM (1ZOkK)

603 Isn't is kind of bizzare-o-world that they are bringing up 9-11?


What has she done LATELY?




Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 26, 2016 09:19 PM (oQQwD)

604 Prothonotary Warbler - that's kinda been my theory, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 26, 2016 09:19 PM (gUoN4)

605
It's Vagipalooza.


Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 26, 2016 09:06 PM (Tyii7)








Lilith Fair with pantsuits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2016 09:19 PM (LuZz8)

606
So the Democrat party eh? What to say? Calling for a ban on guns and then inviting the serfs victims of police violence to voice their lamentations. Way to go Dims, way to go.
Also, I liked how Bernie slinked out the convention after giving up his delegates to her Thighness. From the stink his fans are making about the corruption of the DNC, I'm thinking there might be enough of them that refuse to pull the level for Canckles that it might make a difference in the outcome.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM (v3DL/)

607 Pretty sure it was a sunny day when Chris Stevens flew into Benghazi.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM (AqVoh)

608 >>>I wonder if Brian Williams and Hillary! ever sit around and swap made up war story hagiography. <<<

Hillary Clinton carried Brian Williams off of Hamburger Hill while singlehandedly combatting a battalion of NVA with claymores and grit.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM (WYh6/)

609 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:15 PM (39g3+)
I forgot about that one. There's just so much material to remember with Hillary. Her list of lies is long.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM (eU/yZ)

610 The real killer of 9/11 was the dust in the air. Thank God the government addressed the problem.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

611 The little pip squeak was pissed and wanted to go after the perp, but a
big bruiser of a bodyguard made him change his mind. LOL

I'd love to see that vid.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM (dsfO9)

612
Hah! Parade of BLM protesters bump into parade of Bernie/Hillary protestors


BLM - Bernie Lied, Mommy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM (BK3ZS)

613 ... I actually don't get the strategy of the DNC based on what you guys describe here. How are they going to get young voters? Their entire pitch seems to be to old Democrats and black voters. Great that's what, 30% of the population? I don't understand this strategy at all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:21 PM (39g3+)

614 Looks Like Madison Ave. sent its trolls in here tonight to complain about Trumps lack of ads.

Paul Monafort -- if you are reading, you are doing just fine!!

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (JGNQ+)

615 Kind of surprisng so many cops were killed or injured at the WTC, considering they are usually busy hunting down and killing young black men. Weird.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (0vsws)

616 Man Fire Food is on. You can get some tips for cooking in the burning times.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (BZey7)

617 We got Hillary to roll over by giving her the Department of State and paying her campaign debt.
Bernie went for...much less.

Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (UPYhp)

618 How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room so to speak.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (eU/yZ)

619 613 ... I actually don't get the strategy of the DNC based on what you guys describe here. How are they going to get young voters? Their entire pitch seems to be to old Democrats and black voters. Great that's what, 30% of the population? I don't understand this strategy at all.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:21 PM (39g3+)

At least 70% of the population is not even watching.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (3ZoRf)

620 >>>I wonder if Brian Williams and Hillary! ever sit around and swap made up war story hagiography. <<<




They compare techniques for avoiding sniper fire.


Hillary prefers to serpentine. Brian does somersaults, and flops around like Capt. Kirk Tim Allen mimicking Capt. Kirk in Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (H9MG5)

621
613
... I actually don't get the strategy of the DNC based on what you guys
describe here. How are they going to get young voters? Their entire
pitch seems to be to old Democrats and black voters. Great that's what,
30% of the population? I don't understand this strategy at all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:21 PM (39g3+)








Strategy? What strategy?

Tell me what the strategy is and I'll tell you if it's working.

Posted by: Zombie Peter Quinn at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (LuZz8)

622 Really, we're talking about actual ladies bits?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (eU/yZ)

623 Shane!!! Come back!!!

You forgot your iPhone!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (qUNWi)

624 Alabama isn't a troll. The other dude is just anxious

I figure I don't need to tell Trump about self promotion

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (zOTsN)

625 They say Hitler committed suicide but actually Hillary snuck into the bunker and iced him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)

626 618 How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room so to speak.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (eU/yZ)

What difference does that make anymore?

/s

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (pUDQf)

627 618 How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room so to speak.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (eU/yZ)


It was Bush's fault?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

628 And at this point, it only takes waiting a few more days to see how the Democrat Convention shakes out, and maybe get some more material for those ads to make them as effective as possible.

So, yeah, I don't see any problem with Trump waiting until next week to start thinking about spending some ad money.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 09:16 PM (0OG8D)

----------------------------------------------------------

Hillary (and a lot of Republicans as well) spent a lot of money attacking Trump already and got little out of it. So it is not how much money you get to spend, but how you spend it that matters. Simply throwing money at a lot of TV ads is not going to get it done anymore.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2016 09:24 PM (KhJh8)

629 618 How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room so to speak.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (eU/yZ)

Lena spoke about 30 minutes ago.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 26, 2016 09:24 PM (7qAYi)

630 Old white women, lesbians, and blacks. Whoopie

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:24 PM (zOTsN)

631
It's her "A Farewell to Boomers" convention.

She's caught in the 90s because that's the last time a Clinton accomplished something and it wasn't her. Having putative lady parts ain't cutting it and her own accomplishments are nil.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 09:24 PM (BK3ZS)

632
At least 70% of the population is not even watching.


Sure, but the convention is usually a tip off to the party's approach to the election, its a kick off to their strategy. Watch what they do and see what the campaign is going to be like.

And from what I can see its pander like hell to blacks and lesbians, then appeal to gray haired nostalgia for the 90s and earlier.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:25 PM (39g3+)

633 FBN reporter:
Extremely volatile situation with the colliding BernieBro and BLM marches with folks on both sides jeering police in the middle (with no wall here, it's away from the convention wall)

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:25 PM (3Liv/)

634

Money doesn't always win

Right JEB?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:25 PM (zOTsN)

635

How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room so to speak.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:22 PM (eU/yZ)







Elephant?

THE REPUBLICANS DID IT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2016 09:25 PM (LuZz8)

636 Hillary. I can't worry about every undercapitalized business.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:25 PM (eU/yZ)

637 Ace: "Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."

IMO he did indeed make a real improvement due to a real bump from the Republican convention. Two factors: first, the impression people got from seeing and hearing his children was contrary to the image of a 'witless ape', etc. peddled by the media pundits. People know how hard it is to raise good children in this degenerate culture.

And to the extent people were put off by his crude insults, the insults as to 'Lyin Ted' and 'Crooked Hillary' were actually validated, as unfavorables for both Cruz and Hillary shot up during this time. In restrospect, Cruz in particular should have just skipped the convention.

And second, Trump spoke fairly well giving a teleprompter speech. For good or bad, that's a part of appearing presidential, and Trump had not mastered that before the convention.

If Trump can keep from stepping on his dick going forward, as the NeverTrumper whining becomes indistinguishable from background noise and the criticism by the MSM becomes the same old racist, sexist crap they always use against Republicans, Trump's unfavorables should improve.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 09:26 PM (5xDis)

638 That's it, I made it about 10 minutes. This isn't even interesting.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2016 09:26 PM (TnUKj)

639 >>>Really, we're talking about actual ladies bits?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (eU/yZ)<<<


Lady parts!? Lady parts?! We're talking lady parts?! Lady parts?!?!

Posted by: Jim Mora at July 26, 2016 09:26 PM (H9MG5)

640 It's her "A Farewell to Boomers" convention.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

After amnesty, it will be our convention.
Burro out front should have told you.

Posted by: La Raza at July 26, 2016 09:26 PM (UPYhp)

641 >>How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room so to speak.


Joooos?

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 09:26 PM (c1srJ)

642 624 Alabama isn't a troll. The other dude is just anxious

I figure I don't need to tell Trump about self promotion
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM (zOTsN)


I just don't want her numbers going up. Although I'm sure she'll get some bounce from her cop killer shit show. Would be nice if she stayed flat though. Will Berniacs forget how bad this bitch screwed them? That worries me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (pUDQf)

643 I'd love to see that vid.


Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 09:20 PM

~~~~~
Here ya go!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j842j5q

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (Lsu4e)

644 613 Christopher Taylor

Cheating in a few key areas wins the electoral votes.

Why do you think the first act of pbho was moving Census directly under White House control?

So they can calibrate their voter fraud. Google is helping a great deal as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (hyuyC)

645 9/11 was caused by radical air conditioners.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (Nwg0u)

646 Police are in a pickle. Yikes

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (zOTsN)

647 You oughta see the pics they have of Chelsea at Daily Mail.

I advise her to never go to a hog calling contest.

*no linky as I like most of you*

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (gyKtp)

648 These terrorists attacks wear me out since they happen in europe which it means middle of the night out time. Living with a constant state of dread, I will wake up around midnight and check online, and then it is on. Twitter is abuzz with the latest muslim atrocities.

I suspect there wont be any attacks tonight. But tomorrow? Yes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (iQIUe)

649 It's still 1992 because that's all she's got. It's my turn, daddy!

Posted by: Pj at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (cHuNI)

650 Strategy? What strategy?
Tell me what the strategy is and I'll tell you if it's working.


Posted by: Zombie Peter Quinn at July 26, 2016 09:23 PM
~~~~~

That was my favorite TV clip of all time.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (Lsu4e)

651 I have no idea who this woman is, but she's pretty cute.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

652
I don't get the "women for Hillary" theme at all.

You'd think women would despise Hillary for being a coattail-riding, rape-enabling, awful mother-in-law patterned bitch. Just because she has girl bits doesn't make her someone you have to admire. That cultic tribalism eludes me completely.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)

---
I think of it like thosewho live vicariously throughtheir sports team. I knew a guy who called in sick 2 days in a row after the Cowboys lost their chance to go to the superbowl.
The thing is, should Hillary win the Presidency, the lady Dims are still going to complain about only making 70 cents for every dollar a man makes, that they might have to pay for birth control, that misogynytanked the new Ghostbusters movie, and thatthePatriarchy is full of men.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (v3DL/)

653 Hillary can't defy gravity.

Especially when having a stroke, and smashing her melon.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (H9MG5)

654 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Heh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (eU/yZ)

655 They found a dwarf!? geez... what minority varient won't they dig up....

Posted by: Phil at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (PTq8m)

656 How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room

"9/11" is just a slogan to them. It means Bush is evil.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (eeTCA)

657 As big as we are, props to our homies off the coasts of Chile, Alaska and Portugal. Now there were some moment magnitudes.

BTW SanAn has a tattoo that reads "1906 - Booyah!"

Posted by: The San Andreas, Hayward and Calaveras Faults at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (lcUJ5)

658 I'm worried too

October is a long way off


And the MFM is really putting their fat ass on the scale

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN)

659 Broadcastify has completely shut off Phila public safety channels tonight. More so than last night.

Anybody have an online Fox Business streaming link?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (TnUKj)

660 I hate to be mean. I'm joking
Robert Reich?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (eU/yZ)

661
Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."




2000 - Bush Percentage popular vote: 47.9%

Looks like in the MOE basket, but of course one would like more daylight.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (kdS6q)

662 I'm worried for the cops there.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (dsfO9)

663 HEALTH CARE IS A RIGHT!!!

If doctors don't want to practice... force them! Slavery!!! Wheeee!

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:30 PM (H9MG5)

664 @PPact 1h1 hour ago

The #MothersOfTheMovement don't exist by chance. Their journey is informed by systems of oppression that we must dismantle. #DemsInPhilly

https://twitter.com/PPact/status/758095023254757376

Posted by: The FacePalming Hat at July 26, 2016 09:30 PM (vBeA5)

665 FBN reporting shouts in crowd:
"The fight is at the convention center"

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:30 PM (3Liv/)

666 BLM looking for a confrontation

No offense Wyatt

But I would not fuck with the Philly police

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:30 PM (zOTsN)

667 And from what I can see its pander like hell to blacks and lesbians, then appeal to gray haired nostalgia for the 90s and earlier.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:25 PM (39g3+)



You've got to wonder what the hell they're thinking. At this point any white male who votes for her just canceled his man card.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:31 PM (SRKgf)

668 The thing is, young voters... 9/11 is forever ago. think back to when you were in college. 15 years before that was prehistoria, as far as you were concerned. Even someone who's 30 was in high school, it was ancient history. That's what they are appealing to?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:31 PM (39g3+)

669 They are saying it's starting to get out of control. mobs heading to the convention center. sound like give them room to destroy.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 09:31 PM (dsfO9)

670
I'm worried for the cops there.
Posted by: Infidel



Their Chief was up there on stage endorsing Hills, so maybe they should take any concerns up with him?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (kdS6q)

671 I can't tell how big this protest group is

Too dark

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN)

672 >>>They found a dwarf!? geez... what minority varient won't they dig up....

Posted by: Phil at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (PTq8m)<<<
Lessee, they had a cave troll (Lena), now Gimli, they'll probably have an Ent sometime to talk about the environment... I guess they need an elf? Where's Legolas surfboarding in on a shield or some shit?

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (H9MG5)

673 661
Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (kdS6q)


I'm sure there will be many more terrorist attacks between now and November. They seem to be ramping it up. If they had any sense they would put a lid on it.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

674 That's it, I made it about 10 minutes. This isn't even interesting.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2016 09:26 PM
~~~~~

Try FOX Business Channel. It's all protesters, all the time. Bound to become very interesting as the night progresses.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (Lsu4e)

675 >>>what minority varient won't they dig up...<<<

How about Bill's rape victims?

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (WYh6/)

676 Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:30 PM (H9MG5)
That's basically what they want. Modern day slaves. Someone has to produce all that health care.
I also hate when they conflate insurance with health care.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (eU/yZ)

677 You've got to wonder what the hell they're thinking. At this point any white male who votes for her just canceled his man card.

-
Mook?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (Nwg0u)

678

That was the Pittsburgh police chief


This is Philly

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (zOTsN)

679 If doctors don't want to practice... force them! Slavery!!! Wheeee!///

Take 3 asprin and call me back tomorrow.

Posted by: Slave Doctor. at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (BZey7)

680 Sad thing is Hillary looked a lot better 15 years ago. I think the clips hurt her because they make her look even older.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (+b2T3)

681 Howard Dean seems somewhat pained to be speaking positively of hillary.

Posted by: Phil at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (PTq8m)

682 It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."

But "did not answer phone" is doing very well, if my household is any indication.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (ANVXm)

683
Their Chief was up there on stage endorsing Hills, so maybe they should take any concerns up with him?

srsly? yikes.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (dsfO9)

684 BLM protesters running head on into a march of Bernie SWPLs.

So if a Bernie SWPL is mugged by a BLMer, does that make him a conservative?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (5xDis)

685 I am Groot.

Posted by: Groot at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (rwI+c)

686 I still have Howard Dean's scream from 2004 as my incoming e-mail alert. I haven't found anything better.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

687 "How can they speak of 9/11 and not mention the elephant in the room so to speak.



Posted by: CaliGirl"

You mean the video that enraged the young pilots and was the cause of the problem? I think they are still looking for filmmaker responsible for this tragedy.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (0vsws)

688 "It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."

There are a lot of undecideds still. This will likely break for Trump and Stay Home. The focus of the D Convention is a tell of how Hillary will play the rest of her campaign. At best it will add votes in Deep Blue States she'd have won anyway.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (bQxkN)

689 And after what I think was 45 minutes, FBN finally takes a break from the march...for commercials.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (3Liv/)

690 And the MFM is really putting their fat ass on the scale

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN)



But here's the question: does the MFM help or hurt? Nowadays, when a lot of people realize how subverted the media are, their pitching a candidate might not be that much of a help.

I'm wishcasting a bit here, of course.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:34 PM (SRKgf)

691 Foxbusiness.com - but you have to be a cable subscriber to watch.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 26, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)

692 Off lying shitweasel reporter sock

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)

693 Everyone does have a right to healthcare. They just have to pick up a first aid kit and get a decent medical book. Healthcare from someone else? Nope.

But I imagine like Soviet Russia, doctors will be forced to practice or visit the sunny gulag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (pUDQf)

694 Hoo boy another democrat pollster

WTF

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (zOTsN)

695
That was the Pittsburgh police chief. This is Philly
Posted by: ThunderB



Same thing.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)

696
Hillary can't defy gravity.
Especially when having a stroke, and smashing her melon.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away


She does a Gallagher act?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (IqV8l)

697 You've got to wonder what the hell they're thinking. At this point any white male who votes for her just canceled his man card.

The thing is? Watching Obama in 2012 I couldn't see how he could win by appealing only to his base and deliberately, repeatedly insulting everyone else while doing little other than fundraisers. The turnout to his rallies was tiny. Even the White House looked like they though they were gonna lose.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (39g3+)

698 682 It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."

But "did not answer phone" is doing very well, if my household is any indication.
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2016 09:33 PM (ANV
Exactly.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (yNyJy)

699 675 >>>what minority varient won't they dig up...<<<
How about Bill's rape victims?
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (WYh6/)



People with a three-digit IQ.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (SRKgf)

700
That was my favorite TV clip of all time.


Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:28 PM (Lsu4e)









Word.

Whether the filmmakers knew it or not, it was a shiv to the kidneys for JugEars and Frau Gruppencankles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (LuZz8)

701 Scalia's Ghost ---

Another point: SCOAMF also doesn't really want Plan 9 from Outer Space to win. I don't see him giving her the keys to his social media data that gave him an otherwise improbable victory in '12. And as we see from the emails, she is an inept bumblefuck and her operation is full of snide, cunty flacks.

Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at July 26, 2016 09:36 PM (svFmG)

702 I was told they DNC would have the customary sacrificing of the Joooos tonight.

Have I been misinformed?

Posted by: mpfs at July 26, 2016 09:36 PM (M+tdH)

703
But I imagine like Soviet Russia, doctors will be forced to practice or visit the sunny gulag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


"Doctors" will be imported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:36 PM (IqV8l)

704 More protests on day 2? Wow they really this unity thing down, don't they?

Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 09:36 PM (KTFfX)

705 Old white people and BLM loot squad and Jill Stein of the Green Party.

And the media will not cover it except for Fox business


Hahhahahhahahaa

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:37 PM (zOTsN)

706 >>>"Doctors" will be imported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:36 PM (IqV8l)<<<




Hi, everybody!

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 26, 2016 09:37 PM (H9MG5)

707 Jill Stein, Green party nominee appears to be marching with the unified SandersLivesMatter march.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:37 PM (3Liv/)

708 425 Assorted Circus Freaks for Thread Winner!

Posted by: Afroman at July 26, 2016 09:37 PM (rQeEd)

709 675 >>>what minority varient won't they dig up...

How about Bill's rape victims?
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (WYh6/)

That's a majority varient.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 09:38 PM (UfHIz)

710
The thing is? Watching Obama in 2012 I couldn't see how he could win by appealing only to his base and deliberately, repeatedly insulting everyone else while doing little other than fundraisers. The turnout to his rallies was tiny. Even the White House looked like they though they were gonna lose.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM (39g3+)
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That's why we have voter fraud redistribution.

Posted by: Your DNC overlords at July 26, 2016 09:38 PM (v3DL/)

711

The Bermie people invaded the media tent and the media WILL NOT REPORT IT

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:38 PM (zOTsN)

712 703 But I imagine like Soviet Russia, doctors will be forced to practice or visit the sunny gulag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

"Doctors" will be imported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:36 PM (IqV8l)


Veterinarians will be drafted and pressed into service.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:38 PM (SRKgf)

713 Howard Dean has the same crazy look as Pocahontas. Maybe they come from the same tribe.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 09:39 PM (0vsws)

714 LOL! But he wimped out not doing the scream again.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

715 When is the "jailhouse speech" from Mumia due to be broadcast to the delegates?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 08:27 PM

You forgot your sarc tag...I hope sincerely, not sure anymore about these loons.

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 09:39 PM (o/90i)

716 No cable or satellite, so I guess I'm fucked as far as news goes.

Cspan radio is depressing and boring tonight.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2016 09:39 PM (TnUKj)

717 Jill Stein (Green Party candidate) is marching arm-in-arm with Bernie protesters. On their way to the convention. She's all smiles. For now anyway.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:40 PM (Lsu4e)

718 It's just a bunch of kooks. It doesn't look "volatile" to me. They're too stoned for that.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:40 PM (BO/km)

719
Jill Stein, Green party nominee appears to be marching with the unified SandersLivesMatter march.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:37 PM (3Liv/)

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She seems to be their alternative to Hillary! I'm thinking Stein might pull off 5-10% of the BernieBros.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 26, 2016 09:40 PM (v3DL/)

720 Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:40 PM (Lsu4e)
This is funny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (eU/yZ)

721 Hey, we'd have liked to make a video for Hillary...

...but we're dead, because she abandoned us.

Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (H9MG5)

722 Democrat interviewed from convention floor complaining about how third party voters gave everyone George Bush and the Bernie crowd is going to do it again.

Because most of them aren't old enough to remember Ralph Nader.

Congratulations, Dems. You raised a generation that cares only about its feelings and now they aren't listening to you because they are incapable of reasoned argument. Have fun with this monster.

You made that.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (3Liv/)

723 701 Scalia's Ghost ---

Another point: SCOAMF also doesn't really want Plan 9 from Outer Space to win. I don't see him giving her the keys to his social media data that gave him an otherwise improbable victory in '12. And as we see from the emails, she is an inept bumblefuck and her operation is full of snide, cunty flacks.
Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at July 26, 2016 09:36 PM (svFmG)

Yeah I agree I think they absolutely loathe each other. I'd like to know how many times President Obama actually met with his Secretary of State Clinton. I'm betting it was practically none because they cannot stand to be in the same room together.

However, I think SCOAMF understands that the most important thing is control of the DOJ. If you're going to be as in-your-face lawlessly corrupt as Barry & crew, then you've got to continue to control the DOJ after you're gone, so for that reason alone he knows Frau Gruppencankles has to win.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (5xDis)

724 Meh.....no violence......sad

Posted by: Jprs at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (Gi+rH)

725 But I imagine like Soviet Russia, doctors will be forced to practice or visit the sunny gulag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

"Doctors" will be imported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
****

Or it will be:
You there, street sweeper. You have been given new job. Tomorrow, you are doctor. You start tomorrow. You no show, we put bullet behind ear. Da, comrade?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (hVdx9)

726

Oh man

Oh man


They are marching to the convention center


JUST in time for Bill and Hillarys speeches!!!

Omg. That would be so greats hope they get inside the convention center

And if they can't I hope they riot

Hahahahahahahahaa

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (zOTsN)

727 They seem to be ramping it up. If they had any sense they would put a lid on it.

I agree, but I get the feeling this is part of a long-term plan and they think they're winning.

Who knows, in Europe? Maybe they are. After all, when al'qaeda hit Spain, they threw out the War on Terror supporting government and replaced them with appeasers. IS might be counting on that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (39g3+)

728 712
Veterinarians will be drafted and pressed into service.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:38 PM (SRKgf)


I haven't brought it up to her yet, but I'd trust my vet being my primary care physician if the insurance situation becomes untenable. Cash under the table.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

729 About the polls....hmm..really don't know what to think of them. I want to be optimistic but that feels like I'm setting myself up for major depression. Did Romney get a bounce after the 2012 convention?

Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 09:42 PM (KTFfX)

730 Trump should tweet about the protests out front and congratulate Jill Stein.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 26, 2016 09:42 PM (JGNQ+)

731 She seems to be their alternative to Hillary! I'm thinking Stein might pull off 5-10% of the BernieBros.

-
If we're lucky, offset the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:42 PM (Nwg0u)

732 Low energy protesters. Sad.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 09:43 PM (7qAYi)

733 Drudge is says Assange is not done...More is coming...

Like I said....everyday is going to be a October Surprise, and most of it is against the Dems.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2016 09:43 PM (KhJh8)

734

Bernie people, Green Party, and BLM marching TO the convention center

jUST as Bill is about to speak


Please get in please get in please get in

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:43 PM (zOTsN)

735 Even the White House looked like they though they were gonna lose.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:35 PM
~~~~~

Their GOTV effort was tremendous and revolutionary. I remember hearing that they had so much info on individuals (thanks to their buds Google, FB, etc.) that they would go to a house looking for Mrs. Smith, whose info indicated that she was a potential Obama voter. If Mr. Smith answered the door and said she wasn't home, they wouldn't even waste their time talking to him if they knew he was not a potential vote. That's how targeted their GOTV was.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (Lsu4e)

736 Yo Ace!

Trump is AVERAGING over 45 right now, he isn't straining to hit it AT ALL.

Maybe I should email Ace my morning polling updates? He never sees it, and gets these things wrong.

Posted by: MSM at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (wfDW1)

737 Re the Pokemon Go thing...

The shelter didn't charge. They just wanted folks to walk the dogs while they were playing. Only six dogs have gotten forever homes as a result of the program. The "no dogs available" is because of an event the dogs will be at to try to adopt them out.

It's still a cute idea, though. One can hope some of those players will find the real critter a better choice than the virtual...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (vyqqu)

738 Polls mean less than nothing to me nowdays.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (qUNWi)

739 Jeebus. I just took a melatonin and half one of husband's muscle relaxers.

Hoping to sleep tonight.

I feel the need to see the Rapist speak.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (1ZOkK)

740 With Stein and Johnson running, I could easily see both major candidates pulling low 40s in polling all the way. People really, really don't like the major choices. REALLY don't. Its like voting for which testicle gets mashed with the ball peen hammer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (39g3+)

741
Please get in please get in please get in
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:43 PM (zOTsN)

--------------------------------------------

This would be a good time for the police to go on strike.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (KhJh8)

742 "But here's the question: does the MFM help or hurt? "

Diminishing returns because it's become so obvious. Trump can also shout above it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM (bQxkN)

743 George Will says Trump will not release his tax information because it will show he has done business with Russian oligarchs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (IqV8l)

744 733 Drudge is says Assange is not done...More is coming...

Like I said....everyday is going to be a October Surprise, and most of it is against the Dems.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2016 09:43 PM (KhJh

If Assange has something, and IF he is committed to releasing it, when is the best time to release? Just after her coronation? Or in October?

My gut tells me now. Dig a hole, throw her in, and start trying to toss dirt on it. Strike while the iron is hot, as it were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (3ZoRf)

745 734, ThunderB, all these groups are aligned now? What is BLMs beef with the dnc?

Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (KTFfX)

746 She seems to be their alternative to Hillary! I'm thinking Stein might pull off 5-10% of the BernieBros.

If we're lucky, offset the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:42 PM
~~~~~

Just like Ralph Nader ca. 2000.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (Lsu4e)

747 Philly police need to have a sick in.

Let the Bernie Bros tear down the Hell Beast's fence.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (1ZOkK)

748 But I imagine like Soviet Russia, doctors will be forced to practice or visit the sunny gulag.///

Or like Cuba where you have really well educated hookers. When the female Docs need to supplement their income.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (BZey7)

749
743 George Will
ties his bow ties too tight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (BK3ZS)

750

BLM just likes a riot

Man. If they get in, if police retreat. This could be the greatest thing ever

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (zOTsN)

751 Bernie people, Green Party,

-
Red and green. Like Christmas in July. And tons and tons of free shit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (Nwg0u)

752 O/T, so today my dad sprays my dog down with Flex Seal Clear while I'm busy. He has a nice crunchy texture. I'm not sure how to even get that stuff out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/8)

753 If I were Assange, I'd get a big dog.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (pUDQf)

754 Please get in please get in please get in
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:43 PM (zOTsN)
--------------------------------------------
This would be a good time for the police to go on strike.


Am I dreaming? This is a dream right?

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (BO/km)

755 So as SoS, Hillary seems to have done a lot of work with sex trafficking around the globe.

Advanced scouting for B.J. and Jeff Epstein?

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (H9MG5)

756 They are at the fence at the convention center

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

757 Now we're hearing MN, Land of Retards. CA has comp-e-tition! /Cosell

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (SRKgf)

758 Their GOTV effort was tremendous and revolutionary.

Yeah, they had lots of information but that doesn't translate into votes. They didn't campaign to get votes, they campaigned to get their base back to the polls and wrote off the rest of the country... and still won? I still can't figure out the numbers. Romney led with independents all the way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (39g3+)

759 Green Party candidate Jill Stein is talking with the pissed off Bernie supporters.

Posted by: The LOLinig Hat at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (vBeA5)

760 677
You've got to wonder what the hell they're thinking. At this point any white male who votes for her just canceled his man card.

Beta males. They never had a man card.

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (yxupc)

761 My dear husband is all, "I can't believe you're even interested in what's going on."

After spending a long weekend with his lib-ass family.

Yeah, honey. I'm strange that way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (1ZOkK)

762 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/
Why?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (eU/yZ)

763 so today my dad sprays my dog down with Flex Seal Clear while I'm busy.

...the hell...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (vyqqu)

764 743 George Will ties his bow ties too tight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (BK3ZS)

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (YLidQ)

765 Did Romney get a bounce after the 2012 convention?

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No, this is the first year since 2000 that the GOP has gotten a convention bounce.

Posted by: MSM at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (wfDW1)

766 Jill Stein now giving what appears to be (and I have no idea either way) holding an impromptu rally with the crowd.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 09:48 PM (3Liv/)

767 743 George Will ties his bow ties too tight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (BK3ZS)

****

Fuck him right in his dungaree hole.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 09:48 PM (YLidQ)

768 So ... men bad. Unless the perp was black, or Muslim, of course.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:48 PM (SRKgf)

769 this is shocking.

the 2016 world series champion cubs lost to their crosstown rival White Sox last night.

and they're down 3-zip in the 8th.

Go Go White Sox

and Sianis's goat.

Posted by: seamrog at July 26, 2016 09:48 PM (bVBkT)

770 Jill Stein's got a megaphone now. They appear to be pretty receptive to her.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:48 PM (Lsu4e)

771 Imonna get in bed and watch this shit. Before I pass out from the melatonin/muscle relaxer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:48 PM (1ZOkK)

772 For those of you playing the Weasel home game, you will be happy to know that I did not go to the light after tonight's epic battle with yellow jackets. The stings are not even particularly swollen, but I ate a bunch of Benadryl which I credit with preventing my having a giant cartoon Jim Webb head.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 09:49 PM (Sfs6o)

773
All I have heard so far is what Hillary has accomplished.

I've not yet heard what she is going to do as President.

Posted by: Jon Ne Noname at July 26, 2016 09:49 PM (6b9UP)

774 RK, poor doggeh!

Time for a close shave?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 09:49 PM (EZebt)

775 743 George Will says Trump will not release his tax information because it will show he has done business with Russian oligarchs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (IqV8l)


So? That's worse than Hillary selling secrets to the Russian government?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

776 Hollywood has sent its best and brightest stylists to class up the Thug Moms.

The DNC will need a cattleprod to keep Billy Jeff for getting all up in that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (1ZOkK)


Are retroactive hysterectomies even possible?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 09:49 PM (GSdpU)

777 763 so today my dad sprays my dog down with Flex Seal Clear while I'm busy.

...the hell...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (vyqqu)

If you can think of a better way to waterproof a dog I'd like to hear it.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 09:49 PM (7qAYi)

778 My God, her voice.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 09:50 PM (SRKgf)

779 What's the Green New Deal?

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 09:50 PM (BO/km)

780 My gut tells me now. Dig a hole, throw her in, and start trying to toss dirt on it. Strike while the iron is hot, as it were.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (3ZoRf)

------------------------------------------------------------

Don't do it all at once...categorize the really bad stuff and release it in groups. One should come the day after the convention ends, one around debate time, and one a couple days before the vote. I guess it depends on how much he has. Also the fact that this stuff is just hanging out there will cause panic in the democrats that can also be taken advantage off.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2016 09:50 PM (KhJh8)

781 All I have heard so far is what Hillary has accomplished.

You sure the sound on your TV didn't go out?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 26, 2016 09:50 PM (vyqqu)

782 As Trump wended his way to the Republican nomination he became a racist. He became a sexist. He became homo-phobic. He became anti-immigrant. He became Islamophobic. He became consumed with hate.


This all happened in the last few months. Despite the complete lack of anything hateful in Trump's 30 year history as a public figure.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 09:50 PM (Y/5qL)

783 I still can't figure out the numbers. Romney led with independents all the way.

--------

Oh, I can tell you how it was done. In Florida 75K McCain voters in Miami/Dade became Obama voters in 2012. Every other county in Florida, Romney outperformed McCain's totals, and Obama under performed. I reviewed the results from every county in 2012 trying to figure out what happened.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: MSM at July 26, 2016 09:51 PM (wfDW1)

784 770 Jill Stein's got a megaphone now. They appear to be pretty receptive to her.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:48 PM (Lsu4e)

No Roger, no Re-Run, no rent! No Roger, no Re-Run, no rent!

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 09:51 PM (7qAYi)

785 Jill Stein's got a megaphone now. They appear to be pretty receptive to her.

Gary Johnson hardest hit

George Will says Trump will not release his tax information because it will show he has done business with Russian oligarchs.

... um, and? Its illegal to do business with Russians now?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:51 PM (39g3+)

786 " I still can't figure out the numbers."

Whole swaths of the electorate felt no reason to get off their ass for Mitt. If you were GOPe, Mormon or a corporate tool you had a blind spot on this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 09:51 PM (bQxkN)

787 #743: Oh, yeah, because Will's preferred candidate, Hillary, totally didn't give Putin 20% of our domestic uranium production in exchange for a little money in her pocket.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 09:51 PM (0OG8D)

788 George Will says Trump will not release his tax information because it will show he has done business with Russian oligarchs.

Ah, another pedophile. The Terror of Champaign.

Posted by: Groot at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (rwI+c)

789 You know what would be the most awesome thing EVER?

Billy Jeff staggers up to the podium, and says: "Everything Ah evah told ya'll is a lie. My wife is a lying POS bitch."

And he pulls out a gun and shoots himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

790 I also hate when they conflate insurance with health care.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 09:32 PM (eU/yZ)


The easy graft is in insurance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (wYnyS)

791 I think my head's going to explode. Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing, considering.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (0mRoj)

792 I am in Nicaragua this week which is nice because I am safer and among more conservatives than in any US capitol city. And, no IRS. Hell, the Sandinistas are to the right of the Dem. Party.

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (Hypgq)


You noticed that, too? Which town are you in, if you feel like sharing that? Last time I was there, in January, it was notable how some of the monuments to the Sandinista revolution were falling into genteel decay.


Have a Tona for me!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (GSdpU)

793 Okay, I'm not buying that Jill Stein is a true greenie. Too well-dressed, make-up, expensive hairdo, nice clothes.

Her carbon footprint: Very High.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (5xDis)

794 After watching Clinton Cash a couple of days ago, I couldn't stop asking myself why, if the film makers can figure all this shit out, isn't the FBI all up in Clinton's snizz?

They took down Capone for much less. Why isn't Clinton being birddogged at every corner by an unmarked survy van?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (pUDQf)

795 753 If I were Assange, I'd get a big dog.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (pUDQf)

---------------------------------------------------------

Probably Russian...that is a big dog.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (KhJh8)

796 "Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support".

Oh noted. Cruz needs to really needs to win it for Trump for Trump to be leading. I mean really leading.

Posted by: Drider at July 26, 2016 09:53 PM (6Xbsz)

797 789 You know what would be the most awesome thing EVER?

Billy Jeff staggers up to the podium, and says: "Everything Ah evah told ya'll is a lie. My wife is a lying POS bitch."

And he pulls out a gun and shoots himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

It's been done.

Posted by: Zombie Budd Dwyer at July 26, 2016 09:53 PM (7qAYi)

798 Hillary is a champion for women all around the world.

Except in Hope and Pedo Island.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 09:53 PM (WYh6/)

799 George Will is full of shit. Such a thing would not be in the returns, especially his personal returns. What an uninformed blow hard.

Everybody knows Trump is setting these people up with the tax returns, right?

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 26, 2016 09:53 PM (JGNQ+)

800 797 789 You know what would be the most awesome thing EVER?

Billy Jeff staggers up to the podium, and says: "Everything Ah evah told ya'll is a lie. My wife is a lying POS bitch."

And he pulls out a gun and shoots himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

It's been done.
Posted by: Zombie Budd Dwyer at July 26, 2016 09:53 PM (7qAYi)

Wrote a little song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes...

Posted by: Filter at July 26, 2016 09:54 PM (0mRoj)

801 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

****

WTF? Tone it down please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 09:54 PM (YLidQ)

802 So ... men bad. Unless the perp was black, or Muslim, of course.

And they kind of have to be a perp, too, or else they're a sellout.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2016 09:54 PM (eeTCA)

803 I am drinking whiskey and watching Robotech on amazon. (They have a digitally remastered version with all the footage that was chopped out restored.) I have a soft spot. Sure, it has crappy dialogue. Sure it has soap opera drama with characters.

But it sounds better than the reenactment of "In the Mouth of Madness" that seems to be going on at the DNC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:54 PM (3ZoRf)

804 As Trump wended his way to the Republican nomination he became a racist. He became a sexist. He became homo-phobic. He became anti-immigrant. He became Islamophobic. He became consumed with hate.


This all happened in the last few months. Despite the complete lack of anything hateful in Trump's 30 year history as a public figure.


Yup...they've really exposed themselves this time.

If anyone had even a tinsel shred of doubt about who these people are.....

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 09:54 PM (qUNWi)

805 Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 09:50 PM (Y/5qL)

Nah, Trump was a complete unknown quantity !and it's only recently that all his viciousness surfaced

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 26, 2016 09:55 PM (wYnyS)

806 Oregon is sending four trans delegates, while California has three and New Jersey, North Carolina, Texas and the host state, Pennsylvania, each have two transgender delegates.

The Washington Times reported there was one trans woman at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, though Jennifer Williams of New Jersey was technically just an honorary delegate.



Oregon, huh?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (kdS6q)


Vote Hillary! She will make the trans run on time!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 09:55 PM (GSdpU)

807 772 Weasel

Good to hear.

And you got bacon out of the deal! You have an excellent wife there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2016 09:55 PM (hyuyC)

808 George Will says Trump will not release his tax information because it will show he has done business with Russian oligarchs.
~~~~~

Beats taking graft from misogynist, terrorist-abetting oligarchs.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:55 PM (Lsu4e)

809 803 I am drinking whiskey and watching Robotech on amazon. (They have a digitally remastered version with all the footage that was chopped out restored.) I have a soft spot. Sure, it has crappy dialogue. Sure it has soap opera drama with characters.

But it sounds better than the reenactment of "In the Mouth of Madness" that seems to be going on at the DNC.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:54 PM (3ZoRf)

Oh shit, Amazon has Robotech? Nice! Adding that to my watchlist.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)

810 Bill has syphilAids. It's a hell of a disease.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (hVdx9)


Good thing he's not a skateboarder. Roll-AIDS is a stone bitch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 09:56 PM (GSdpU)

811 758
I still can't figure out the numbers. Romney led with independents all the way.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:47 PM (39g3+)


I wouldn't rule out shenanigans with electronic voting machines.

We talk about manufacturing votes from graveyards and car trunks, but I see no reason why they can't also make opposition votes disappear.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

812 How's this for moral equivalence from a totes conservative #NeverTrumper?:
Guy Benson

If you were comfortable w/ Pat Smith addressing the RNC, you should be fine w/ these grieving moms' testimonials at the DNC
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:33 PM (kdS6q)
============
These people have lost their minds. Talk about having a personality flaw!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 08:37 PM

I'm not getting this whole thing. Did G Benson equate Pat Smith w/ the Thug Mothers? And then this was posted by LDC? Lost here on this...let me get another glass of wine and figure it out!

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 09:57 PM (o/90i)

813 789 You know what would be the most awesome thing EVER?

Billy Jeff staggers up to the podium, and says: "Everything Ah evah told ya'll is a lie. My wife is a lying POS bitch."

And he pulls out a gun and shoots himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Could work;-)but only if he shoots Donna Brazille first.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 09:57 PM (yNyJy)

814 They took down Capone for much less. Why isn't Clinton being birddogged at every corner by an unmarked survy van?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (pUDQf)


You have no idea how deep the corruption in DC is!

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at July 26, 2016 09:57 PM (wYnyS)

815 'Okay, I'm not buying that Jill Stein is a true greenie. Too well-dressed, make-up, expensive hairdo, nice clothes.'

Good eye....that hair color job alone is at least $200.

On a sartorial note, I just got my Ivanka Trump black patent loafers from Nordstrom. Hand me a megaphone.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 26, 2016 09:57 PM (QAs9k)

816 >>>You know what would be the most awesome thing EVER?
Billy Jeff staggers up to the podium, and says: "Everything Ah evah told ya'll is a lie. My wife is a lying POS bitch."
And he pulls out a gun and shoots himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)<<<



0.0


I'd settle for him staggering up there with Energizer on his arm, and saying "look, there's a reason I chased every other piece of ass I could find. Hills is a selfish, frigid, evil bitch, and I was actually begging Loretta Lynch to put her in jail when i met her plane in AZ. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go bang this hot little number, and hope y'all will come to your senses about Crooked Hillary. Go Bernie. Go Trump. I don't give a shit. Just not Hillary."

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:57 PM (H9MG5)

817 Delegates leave and support another candidate?

A replay of 1948 or 1860?

Posted by: The Historical Hat at July 26, 2016 09:58 PM (vBeA5)

818 Oh shit, Amazon has Robotech? Nice! Adding that to my watchlist.
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)

Free if you have Prime. They have both a restored and unrestored version- both on prime.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:58 PM (3ZoRf)

819
Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support.
----
She always does. It is a scientific fact that Hillary has never gained in the course of a race. After she announces, her support does nothing but steadily slip Through The Hourglass. Luckily for her, it has always ended in time.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 26, 2016 09:58 PM (gQ8F7)

820 > It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls.


They're still over sampling democrats in the polls based on an Obama turn out model that not likely to happen this year. It's also not socially acceptable for people to support Trump and his support is probably understated to some degree.


If Donald is smart and doesn't get into a fight over the provocation of the 911 stuff tonight and focuses on Hillary Rotten Clinton the killer he'll continue to increase his support.


However my money's on him overacting to the 911 lies the Dems put out tonight and the Dems will frame him as crazy for it.

Posted by: BomberCommand at July 26, 2016 09:58 PM (7us0J)

821 If she were truly bold, stunning and brave, Hillary would announce that if she wins she's going to put forward a constitutional amendment to repeal the 2nd Amendment.

Let a real national debate begin.

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 09:58 PM (lcUJ5)

822 Nah, Trump was a complete unknown quantity !and it's only recently that all his viciousness surfaced

Yeah the guy only was front page news every year in NYC, had a long running Reality Show and was a household name. Totally unknown, mystery guy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:58 PM (39g3+)

823 "Hillary, totally didn't give Putin 20% of our domestic uranium production in exchange for a little money in her pocket."

Deal got upped to 50% in the end. Hillary's brother was involved. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 09:58 PM (bQxkN)

824 9 (Hillary usually hits that.)

Booze?

Posted by: donna

The 300 pound mark.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 09:59 PM (QdAXQ)

825 Okay, I'm not buying that Jill Stein is a true greenie. Too well-dressed, make-up, expensive hairdo, nice clothes.


Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 09:52 PM
~~~~

Agreed. A true greenie would look more like Beau Bergdahl's mommy....or the local cat lady.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 09:59 PM (Lsu4e)

826 We talk about manufacturing votes from graveyards
and car trunks, but I see no reason why they can't also make opposition
votes disappear.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)


Unlike most government contracts. voting machine contracts go to the highest bidder!



Posted by: Voting Machine Programmer at July 26, 2016 09:59 PM (wYnyS)

827 807. Thanks Salty. She is a remarkable woman. After all these years I still cannot for the life of me figure out why she married me.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 09:59 PM (Sfs6o)

828 I remember one of the Trump sons saying that the government gave their tax returns an anal exam (he didn't use that word) when Trump got the contract for the old Post Office in DC just a few years ago.





Posted by: Pam at July 26, 2016 09:59 PM (cF0hS)

829 Bill has got to be shot so full of drugs right now. I'll bet he leaves straight from the DNC to Pedo Island with Hill's blessing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:00 PM (1ZOkK)

830 "Why?"


He apparently thought it was bug spray? I wasn't standing there as I was busy on the house. A bit later I got to grab the dog and his coat is all stiff and then I see the can sitting on the porch table.


My dad has dementia, so, these things happen. It's like having a little kid.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 10:00 PM (9ym/8)

831 Just got back from the gym. Did the DinduMamas show yet?

Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2016 10:00 PM (GUBah)

832 On a sartorial note, I just got my Ivanka Trump black patent loafers from Nordstrom. Hand me a megaphone.


hah

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 10:00 PM (qUNWi)

833 I'm hoping Thursday night Hillz has a coughing fit, falls to the floor, and has a full blown seizure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 26, 2016 10:00 PM (Nwg0u)

834
Vote Hillary! She will make the trans run on time!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And at transwarp speeds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 10:01 PM (IqV8l)

835 Cruz needs to step up for Trump.
Trump needs to apologize to Cruz instead of being a jackass. They gave Bernie an airplane, staff, speaking engagements and you bet some asskissing to get him on that stag praising Hillary.

Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 10:01 PM (E/Lwd)

836

Are normal people believing any of this stuff these old democrats are spewing?

Posted by: Jon Ne Noname at July 26, 2016 10:01 PM (6b9UP)

837 Look at Madeline Albright's neck.

She has neck vag. She has a vulva below her chin.

I've never seen that before.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 10:01 PM (mgbwf)

838 Off sock, lol we all know she hasn't been in a gym in her life except to give a speech.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:02 PM (GUBah)

839 O/T, so today my dad sprays my dog down with Flex Seal Clear while I'm busy. He has a nice crunchy texture. I'm not sure how to even get that stuff out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 09:46 PM (9ym/

I hear Debbie Washerwoman is having a fire sale on mayonnaise. Any vegetable oil should help.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 10:02 PM (kXoT0)

840 For those of you playing the Weasel home game, you will be happy to know that I did not go to the light after tonight's epic battle with yellow jackets. The stings are not even particularly swollen, but I ate a bunch of Benadryl which I credit with preventing my having a giant cartoon Jim Webb head.

Posted by: Weasel
****

Ouch. I'd say kill them with fire but I am betting that would mean burning down your abode.
Got stung just once by one and it felt like a white hot knitting needle was stuck in my leg. You have my sympathy. Ugh.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

841 I read that Ivaka's dress she wore for her speech cost $138.

She was lovely in it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)

842 "Dark"

Drink!

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

843 all this history making bullshit has me wore out. fuck these clowns and the flaming pony they rode in on. fuckwits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (ucDmr)

844 Madeline Albright... she was great as the witch in Spirited Away.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5)

845 Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 10:01 PM (E/Lwd)


Far too often for my full support, Trump acts like a grade A NYC a-hole!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (wYnyS)

846
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:54 PM (3ZoRf)
---
Which series?
Macross, Southern Cross or Invid?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (v3DL/)

847
Look at Madeline Albright's neck.

She pines for the cold war.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (IqV8l)

848 George Will says Trump will not release his tax information because it will show he has done business with Russian oligarchs.

Too smart for that. He laundered all that money thru the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (ANVXm)

849 816 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go bang this hot little number, and hope y'all will come to your senses about Crooked Hillary. Go Bernie. Go Trump. I don't give a shit. Just not Hillary."
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 09:57 PM (H9MG5)
-----
LMAO

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (yNyJy)

850 Fox Business now crediting Jill Stein with "calming the protest" and seizing the leadership of it.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (5xDis)

851 With Stein and Johnson running, I could easily see both major candidates pulling low 40s in polling all the way. People really, really don't like the major choices. REALLY don't. Its like voting for which testicle gets mashed with the ball peen hammer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM

LOL, thanks for that image. I image voting for Trump will be less painful than voting for an unindicted Felon.

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (o/90i)

852 Love my sometimes educated, sometimes LIV mama.

About Albright's comments:
"Hillary Clinton stopped nukes? That's as bad as the guy that invented the internet!"

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (KK7mJ)

853 Never mix crab and shrimp on pasta with a grapefruit juice.

I may have to go to the ER.

Posted by: Oh shit! at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (DurKO)

854

Fen's Law : These old democrats don't believe anything they are saying.

Posted by: Jon Ne Noname at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (6b9UP)

855 So after a while of pessimism about the polls, here's a positive thought for the Trumpsters out there. Silver's polls-plus (the real model) has Trump neck-and-neck winning in New Hampshire (51%).

If that trend holds, those extra four EVs could be huge. Assuming Kaine locks things down VA, a NH victory holds out hope that Trump doesn't need to take PA -- he could take Nevada instead for the tie.

God help us, this could plausibly go to the house.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (5ZHb+)

856 Jill Stein also looks way to happy for a green.


I think she's just tickled pink to seen being green.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi)

857 'A true greenie would look more like Beau Bergdahl's mommy....or the local cat lady.'

Oh, I understand the total stereotype around cat ladies - I proudly have a "Crazy Cat Lady" magnet on my bumper. And I deserve every word of it. I have a Furry Herd of kitties and work with cats for a local rescue group.

But let's just say the stereotype ends there. I got the Manolo Blanks to prove it.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (QAs9k)

858 Whoa-ho-ho. Jill Stein, Greenie, is a graduate of Hahvad. She's an MD. Hmmm.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (Lsu4e)

859 George Will can DIAF.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (4+VII)

860 You'd think women would despise Hillary for being a coattail-riding, rape-enabling, awful mother-in-law patterned bitch. Just because she has girl bits doesn't make her someone you have to admire. That cultic tribalism eludes me completely.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)

I know. I don't respect any woman for being such a doormat for her husband, even helping cover up his non-stop adultery and molestations.

He even had a mistress during her first presidential run. Now there'a man who respects his wife, no?

I laughed like crazy when Fiorina remarked in a debate that her (carly's) husband likes to spend time with his wife, unlike Hillary's husband.

She would've been fun to see running for VP.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (ozZau)

861 840 Hey Tilikum! I think I got stung about a dozen times but it's not too bad really. I just didn't want to have a big reaction because we're getting ready to take a little road trip.

Speaking of road trips, I'll be back in Ottawa in a couple of weeks for the Canadian Nationals - wish me luck!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (Sfs6o)

862 Isn't Billy Jeff due to blather now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (1ZOkK)

863 Which series?
Macross, Southern Cross or Invid?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (v3DL/)

Seems to be all of those, plus the Shadow Chronicles?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (3ZoRf)

864 I read that Ivaka's dress she wore for her speech cost $138.

Yeah that actually surprised me. I figured she had some kind of solid gold robe worth a small country's GDP. 138 ain't bad for a dress and its a nice statement of thrift and value by the lady. It kills the "look how expensive rich people blah blah dressage horses elevator" narrative the press had loaded up. Compare what she wore and how it looked to, say, Mrs Obama or Hillary's outfits, that cost 2k or more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (39g3+)

865 >>Could work;-)but only if he shoots Donna Brazille first.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl

How is he going to hide an elephant gun?

Posted by: Aviator at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (c7vUv)

866 Vote Hillary! She will make the trans run on time!

Lez go!

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2016 10:06 PM (ANVXm)

867 So was it Madeline Albright or Hillary they were thinking of when they cast Tea Leoni as Madame Secretary?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 10:06 PM (bQxkN)

868 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 09:45 PM (3ZoRf)

If they release too early then the lefties/dems have time to spin it away. I hope he holds something back for the last minute. So when the dirtbags do their "october surprise", he can clobber them.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 10:06 PM (eSQgj)

869 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)


The first time I ever got stung by ground hornets (maybe yellow jackets) it felt like someone had shoved a white hot poker into my abdomen! I was amazed I had the abilty to run for the house. Later than evening, a gallon of gaoline and a match evened the score!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 26, 2016 10:06 PM (wYnyS)

870 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)
She would look nice in a potato sack.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 10:06 PM (eU/yZ)

871 Good, good. Let the hate flow through you~

@TreyYingst 34m
More than 1000 people in the streets of Philadelphia tonight #DNCinPHL

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 10:07 PM (VY8H5)

872 Ivanka has a dress line, Macy's sells it. She designed her dress and wore it.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 10:07 PM (eSQgj)

873 866 t-bird

Groan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2016 10:07 PM (hyuyC)

874
She would've been fun to see running for VP.


Fiorina was my choice for Trump, but I guess they thought it would be too much corporation or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (39g3+)

875 This is a puff piece for Bill.

heh.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (WYh6/)

876 She would've been fun to see running for VP.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 26, 2016 10:05 PM (ozZau)


She would have made a good VP.

Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (E/Lwd)

877 Wait, what? Jill Stein is at the DNC? She is, like from another party, right?

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (gQ8F7)

878 They must be gearing up for bj. what fucking shit.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (dsfO9)

879 Jesus Christ... it's dementia and B.J.'s quoting the movie Avatar?

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (H9MG5)

880 844 Madeline Albright... she was great as the witch in Spirited Away.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5)


Hah! She would also make a good Witch of the Waste from Howl's Moving Castle, as would Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (0mRoj)

881 Do not play any drinking game tonight that involves taking a shot every time the MFM uses the word "historic" if you are watching the Democrat convention. You won't pass out, you won't get sick...You. Will. Die.

Posted by: Alf767 at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (qGI+A)

882 872
Ivanka has a dress line, Macy's sells it. She designed her dress and wore it.


Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 10:07 PM (eSQgj)


Dress was simple and classy. Lovely design. And $138 is a deal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (1ZOkK)

883 835 --- How about just dropping that whole subject?
It's irrelevant and can only be counter-productive.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (T/5A0)

884
Remarks
Actresses America Fererra and Lena Dunham

Remarks
Mayor of Columbia (SC) Steve Benjamin

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 08:11 PM (kdS6q)


I guess if she were hot, they'd have called her Africa Fererra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (GSdpU)

885 God help us, this could plausibly go to the house.
Posted by: Sayyid at July 26, 2016 10:04 PM (5ZHb+)

Let me first say I didn't seek out this high position, but I cannot in good conscience fail to assume the presidency of the United States in view of the danger of Donald Trump building a wall and removing the welcome mat for future Muslim Americans!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (5xDis)

886 Please let that protest get into the convention center. Please please please let me see it happen.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (Dc/ui)

887 My dad has dementia, so, these things happen. It's like having a little kid.

Ah. Yeah, that I grok.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (vyqqu)

888 879 Jesus Christ... it's dementia and B.J.'s quoting the movie Avatar?
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:08 PM (H9MG5)

This is a historic night - that's the first time anyone has ever quoted "Avatar."

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)

889 Manolo Blahniks. BLAHNIKS! Curse you, Apple spell-check.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 26, 2016 10:09 PM (QAs9k)

890 869 I have a plan already in the works for these hornets! Waiting for some 'components' to be delivered. One of which is fuse.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (Sfs6o)

891 Fiorina is a nevertrumper....too bad, she would be a killer attack dog/horse

Posted by: E.T. at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (c+7Ko)

892 We were all so proud of Senator Sanders today. He should be the next Presdent and not Hillary. People lets all get behind him amd makes him are moral leader to save the children of all colors from that idiot Trump !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (Fbj4h)

893 886
Please let that protest get into the convention center. Please please please let me see it happen.



YES

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)

894 The walking dead coming on the stage.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (GUBah)

895 If you're taking Lovastatin for cholesterol NEVER consume grapefruit.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (qUNWi)

896 Tell Epstein to fire up the jets in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Slick Willy at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (Dc/ui)

897 Weft cut -

That's my line!

Though I do vary it - swap out hate for booze - in some circs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (GlXC+)

898 BJ enters to porn music...

Posted by: Oedipus at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (CXLVd)

899 Did BJ just do a nazi salute?!

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (Dc/ui)

900 I don't how he can hold his head up with all that pancake on.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (GUBah)

901 How fitting Bill is introduced by porno music.

Posted by: AD at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (XHWYb)

902 Back when he was president, he used to give Castro-length speeches. It may be an indicator of his health how long this one lasts.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

903 Bills entry music is like the music they use to make fun of bad pornos.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (H9MG5)

904 894 The walking dead coming on the stage.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (GUBah)

Caaaaaaaahhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

Posted by: Rick Grimes at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (7qAYi)

905 He looks terrible.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (eU/yZ)

906 God he got old quick.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (sqHNm)

907 Melatonin and muscle relaxer...engage! Night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (1ZOkK)

908 BJ looks better than I expected. Botox?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (EZebt)

909 Wheeeeeee~!

@ByronTau 6:55 PM

Protesters are burning an Israeli flag now in front of the secure perimeter and chanting "intifada"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (VY8H5)

910 Lay off the meth BJ - looks like he's about to lose his teeth.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (Dc/ui)

911 869 I have a plan already in the works for these hornets! Waiting for some 'components' to be delivered. One of which is fuse.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (Sfs6o)

Homegrown napalm does the trick!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (wYnyS)

912 840 Hey Tilikum! I think I got stung about a dozen times but it's not too bad really. I just didn't want to have a big reaction because we're getting ready to take a little road trip.

Speaking of road trips, I'll be back in Ottawa in a couple of weeks for the Canadian Nationals - wish me luck!!

Posted by: Weasel
****

Yow. I hope you have a quick recovery and a good trip, and of course I wish you good luck in the match. It sounds like you won't need it though.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (hVdx9)

913 This BJ story is kind of creepy. Sounds a bit rapey.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (Dc/ui)

914 Assange going dumping those emails in the early AM tomorrow would be a timely thing.

Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (E/Lwd)

915 I'm not so sure this is the best way for Bubba to start out his speech...

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (Lsu4e)

916 And the anti-Hillary peeps are going to Johnson. Maybe a few to Trump, but that's only because of the pissed off factor. After they calm down, they'll go back to Hillary or go to Johnson.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 08:15 PM (hgBpU)


Remember the Big Johnson T-shirts of a few years ago? What would be a hoot is to make up a line of "Not so Big Johnson" T-shirts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (GSdpU)

917 He was attracted to her because she looked like a lesbian?

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (BO/km)

918 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (1ZOkK)
Goodnight Jane.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (eU/yZ)

919 Oh Joy. Francis Underwood is gonna talk about his wonderful, loving wife.

Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (ZedYY)

920 903 Bills entry music is like the music they use to make fun of bad pornos.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (H9MG5)

Bow chicka wow wow.

It fits, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (3ZoRf)

921 With Stein and Johnson running, I could easily see both major candidates pulling low 40s in polling all the way. People really, really don't like the major choices. REALLY don't. Its like voting for which testicle gets mashed with the ball peen hammer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 09:44 PM


You want to keep your balls

You'll settle for only losing one.

You'll get another Yoko ONT...

Posted by: The ONT Hat at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (vBeA5)

922 Bill's make-up done by the staff at Madam Tussaud's.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (H9MG5)

923 His nose is getting more bulbous the longer he talks.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (GUBah)

924
Every word he speaks is a lie.

Every word.

Posted by: Jon Ne Noname at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (6b9UP)

925 wtf. they got a battery charger shoved up bill's ass? he looks almost animated. fuckball.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (ucDmr)

926 He wanted me to join the Yale Law Journal. He said it would guarantee me a job at a big law firm or a clerkship with a federal judge.

Because, otherwise, Yale Law grads have so much trouble getting those.

Posted by: AD at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (XHWYb)

927 I stepped on a poor bumblebee with my bare feet a couple days ago. The tree overhead is positively snowing flower petals and the bees get really confused, thinking the entire yard is a flower. I like bumblebees, I felt bad about mooshing her.

So bottom of my foot, nasty place for a sting, and it really stung. My brother handed me an antihistamine and I put some hydro cortisone on the sting and... it stopped hurting. Like a light switch. I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (39g3+)

928 Ah, I remember Robotech fondly. It was my first real exposure to anime. Sure, I'd watched Battle of the Planets a few years before, and Voltron was on during that same timeframe, but I really enjoyed the romantic drama of the Macross saga, the "soap opera dynamic", as Aetius described it.

I'd never seen anything like it. It made start wanting more from my cartoons.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (0OG8D)

929 Does anyone have a time machine?

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (Dc/ui)

930 I'm the surprise speaker tomorrow night!

Posted by: Janet Reno at July 26, 2016 10:13 PM (DurKO)

931 909 Wheeeeeee~!

@ByronTau 6:55 PM

Protesters are burning an Israeli flag now in front of the secure perimeter and chanting "intifada"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (VY8H5)

The party of terrorists.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)

932 The first time I ever got stung by ground hornets (maybe yellow jackets) it felt like someone had shoved a white hot poker into my abdomen! I was amazed I had the abilty to run for the house. Later than evening, a gallon of gaoline and a match evened the score!


Posted by: Hrothgar
****

Funny, something similar happened to the hive where my friends and I were stung. Those darned yellow jackets are really bad about mixing gasoline and matches.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (hVdx9)

933 Bill's speaking? We're watching "Green Inferno" instead, but....it's bad.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (NOIQH)

934 Are we supposed to buy into some ridiculous narrative that Bill and Hill have spent the night in the same house in 20 years?

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (eSQgj)

935 >>>This BJ story is kind of creepy. Sounds a bit rapey.


Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:12 PM (Dc/ui)<<<


I think this is endearing.

Posted by: Joe "Grabby Hands" Biden at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (H9MG5)

936 906 God he got old quick.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:11 PM (sqHNm)

He's a vegan & STDs are having a hot tub party inside him. I'd say he looks fabulous.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (7qAYi)

937 Or a blue dress, Raper.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (Dc/ui)

938 @885: you have to win at least one electoral vote to be eligible for the state delegations to cast in with you in the House. So no speaker Ryan.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 26, 2016 10:14 PM (5ZHb+)

939 Read over at GP, the natives are getting restless. storming the tent and baseball bats.

::pops popcorn::

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (Ffw22)

940 Clinton yada-yadas the part in his story where he rapes the law librarian.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (5xDis)

941 I can't help thinking that Bill is admitting that he was thinking of raping hillary...until he got a closer look at her...

Posted by: Phil at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (PTq8m)

942 Bill and Hillary A Love Story. I have no words.

Posted by: gracepc at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (OU4q6)

943 they got a battery charger shoved up bill's ass? he looks almost animated. fuckball.

They pumped him full of steroids and cocaine.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)

944 Anybody else notice that all those Thug mamas they had on earlier, none of them had the same last names as their dead sons?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

945 For the finale he announces the HIV+ results. Sympathy vote. Clinton is a master at these things.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (sqHNm)

946 The underlying theme tonight is that America is so stupid the MAIM (Mainstream Agit-Prop and Indoctrination Media) and the Democratic Party, with some help from RINOs, can lie about anything and there are no consequences.

I recommend that we tell ISIS we will never respect them until they go after our MAIM. That every attack is covered up. That your publicity and selfies of beheadings does not even register because the names are not released. LIVs do not hear of what they are doing.

Let's focus their energy away from average citizens. Skin in the game may get coverage in line with reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (hyuyC)

947 He's full of botox.

Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (E/Lwd)

948 Ivanka has a dress line, Macy's sells it. She designed her dress and wore it.///

And using free to her media to advertise it was brilliant business.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (BZey7)

949 Do you see the look on the faces of these delusional broads in the audience. Creaming their pants over this old fart.

Posted by: jaimo at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (eDc0r)

950 Boy, this is NOT helping the Dems... making them seem like the Old Folk's Ticket.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (Uy6ri)

951 Slick Willy done become Sick Willy

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (BO/km)

952 Did you cry at my death?

Posted by: Vince Foster at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (Dc/ui)

953 OT:

Heavy Metal Band Disturbed Urges Solidarity With Police

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hyklnzf

Posted by: The Metal Hat at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (vBeA5)

954 Does anyone have a time machine?

Nope, nope, absolutely not.

Why?

Posted by: John Titor at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (T/cxb)

955 The men will go to Johnson

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:21 PM (eSQgj)


Haz sad.

Posted by: Ole Evinrude at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (GSdpU)

956 Why is Zombie Rock Hudson giving a speech at the Democratic National Convention?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (sqHNm)

957 943 they got a battery charger shoved up bill's ass? he looks almost animated. fuckball.

They pumped him full of steroids and cocaine.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)

A fellow can have a helluva weekend in Vegas with that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)

958 Weasel -- be very careful with any ACME products.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (qUNWi)

959 I hope the bernie protestors storm the barricades and invade the convention.

Posted by: vivi at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (11H2y)

960 Bill looks old, and that's a lot of make-up.
And...he's rambling like an old dude.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (NOIQH)

961 Bill is one charming motherfucking pig. He's about ten times as charming as that Albert from Green Acres.

Posted by: Jules Winfield at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (mgbwf)

962 Bill has SyphilAids. Nasty way to go.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (hVdx9)

963 They used a Wagner power painter to put 10 lbs of make up on Clenis. He looks and sounds like shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (89T5c)

964 Do you see the look on the faces of these delusional broads in the audience. Creaming their pants over this old fart.
Posted by: jaimo


Did you see any of the FoxNews girls? Positively gushing, every one.

Posted by: Oedipus at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (CXLVd)

965 "her soft manner"???


Compared to what? The Marquis de Sade?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (GUBah)

966 "They didn't campaign to get votes, they campaigned to get their base
back to the polls and wrote off the rest of the country... and still
won? I still can't figure out the numbers."

Maybe you could get a hand with those numbers from government elections official and convicted vote fraud felon Melowese Richardson.

After she was let out of prison early, the state Democratic Party apparatus threw a huge gaudy "Welcome Home" party for Richardson.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (noWW6)

967 BJ basically just called Hillary white-bread in front of the Democrat National Convention.

I don't think he wants the constraints that come with being First Gentleman.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (5xDis)

968 So I missed the Muthas.... How were they?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (O2RFr)

969 "Bill and Hillary A Love Story"

Not a true love story. It's the love of money.

Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (E/Lwd)

970 Good grief.
Bill Clinton is a colossal bore.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (T/5A0)

971 #948: She also looked damn good in her own $135 dress! Especially when you remember that she just recently gave birth to her third child!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (0OG8D)

972 I was thinking that Ivanka's underwear probably cost more than $138. Yeah. Thinking about Ivanka in her underwear.

BRB

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (4+VII)

973 Vote Hillary! She will make the trans run on time!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 09:55 PM

LMAO This what I mean when I say you crack me up sometimes. TY

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 10:17 PM (o/90i)

974 This miserable mother fucker.

The shit flowing in that room right now could fertilize every crop on America for the next 15 years.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (H9MG5)

975 Sliming fish?

Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (K3F/8)

976 Does anyone have a time machine?



Nope, nope, absolutely not.



Why?

I need to go back in time and stop this meeting.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (Dc/ui)

977 949 Do you see the look on the faces of these delusional broads in the audience. Creaming their pants over this old fart.
Posted by: jaimo at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (eDc0r)


*grumble grumble 19th Amendment grumble grumble*

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

978 Overheard chant at a flag burningoutside the center:

"One! Two! Three! F*** The Bourgeoisie."

Yep. Harmless people, those folks.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (rJUlF)

979 Does anyone believe this bullshit story?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (89T5c)

980 2% in the audience know who Walter Mondale is.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (Dc/ui)

981 Saw a pic of bill man, they troweled on the makeup. He looks like a manikin.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (39g3+)

982 946....but that would be like calling in firepower on their own positions. The MSM is their ally.

Posted by: vivi at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (11H2y)

983 The hell?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (7qAYi)

984 Sweet God, they're still going to ride this taking care of children stuff.

Damn. Just damn.

Posted by: AD at July 26, 2016 10:19 PM (XHWYb)

985 Kind of like that girl she helped when she got her rapist let free, right Bill?

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:19 PM (Dc/ui)

986 Hillary is now Mother Teresa.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 10:19 PM (WYh6/)

987 ....I invited her to take a walk on down to the Art Museum....

Ye gods, Bill used the 'let me show you my etchings' line.

Posted by: dwagyak at July 26, 2016 10:19 PM (QAs9k)

988 Slamming on the South is not going to help, BJ.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:19 PM (GUBah)

989 Aaaaaand millions of millennials are reminded of their out-of-touch grandpa that they barely tolerate through Thanksgiving dinner. Bo-ring!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 10:19 PM (NOIQH)

990 I need to go back in time and stop this meeting.

Yeah, sorry, only room for one.

Er... that is... haven't got one.

Posted by: John Titor at July 26, 2016 10:19 PM (T/cxb)

991 977 949 Do you see the look on the faces of these delusional broads in the audience. Creaming their pants over this old fart.
Posted by: jaimo at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (eDc0r)

*grumble grumble 19th Amendment grumble grumble*
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

No kidding. Talk about your unintended consequences.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

992 For those of you that keep harping about the ads. Curious thing that. My profession is teaching about politics at the university level and my hobby is politics. Plus, had a previous career in business and working in some political campaigns.

Look, Billary and Trump are already brand names. The most effective negative ads are those that define someone who the public has a vague idea about. The idea is that using ominous music, grainy dark pictures, slo motion, etc. that the public takes from it that the person is a bad man. Now, if this was a referendum election such as the 2012 election was over Obama getting a second term, spending to destroy Romney was worth every penny that Obama channeled into Lifetime, Oprah Channel, etc. Romney had an ill defined public persona and his previous chameleon runs had left him with no clear persona. Needless to say, Barry still lost voters versus 2008 when the ads claimed that he healed the blind, cured leprosy, walked on water, and was a tamer of unicorns. 2008 Fiscal collapse was a scary time and all BO had to do was blame the Republicans for the last 8 years of War and now financial collapse. McCain never tried to define Obama as collaborator with Bill Ayers, rampant druggie as youth, International man of mystery leaving no fingerprints at Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard Law, worshipper at the Crazy Rev's church, skeezy Rezko friend, etc. Those ads would have affected the race somewhat as most of that information which was truthful never appeared in the MSM.

Trump for better or worse already has a public persona and one that is not favorable. But, Billary, Inc. has one too and it is not favorable as well. So, imagine two ad firms duking it out to get people to choose SPAM versus SARDINES in mustard sauce. Most people already have firm ideas about these items and advertising doesn't do that much. Advertising, contrary to Hollywood, works best with blank slates.

BTW, Crooked Hillary rhetoric plus the real life instances of her blatant lying on emails, Benghazi, etc. has her truthfulness in the toilet in the polls. Advertising can't fix that and it renders much of the Dem attacks against Trump as the pot calling the kettle black.

For the professional in me, this is fascinating stuff as if Richard Nixon took on LBJ in 1968 or Goldwater took on McGovern in 1972. It is rare to see a race where the public dislikes both major nominees, even more rare when it is a presidential race. Apart from 1860, I can't really think of one off-hand.

Posted by: depressed onlooker at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (W9kxk)

993 Hillary is now Mother Teresa.

More like Lucretia Borgia...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (O2RFr)

994 958 Weasel -- be very careful with any ACME products.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (qUNWi)
************
Will do!

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (Sfs6o)

995 #953: Wow, that is cool! I've always liked those guys, and now I can really feel good about that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (0OG8D)

996 He's apparently going to give an anecdote for each state, all 57 apparently...is this over yet?

Posted by: Oedipus at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (CXLVd)

997 that's it. I'm going to watch something more believeable. What's on SyFY?

Posted by: vivi at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (11H2y)

998 961 Bill is one charming motherfucking pig. He's about ten times as charming as that Albert from Green Acres.
Posted by: Jules Winfield at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (mgbwf)


He's charming compared to Hillary. Then again, so is Frankenstein's monster.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

999 With Johnson siphoning votes from Hillary and a few Bernie Bros, 45% will be just enough.

Did Allahpundit make you an Eeyore in training?

It's one thing to be a pollyanna but it's just as bad in my view to reach and twist for every negative spin you can.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (ECJ+C)

1000 off to you tube. maybe watch some kid rock or acdc vids. demonrats stole way to much of my life already. fuck them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (ucDmr)

1001 Saw a pic of bill man, they troweled on the makeup. He looks like a manikin.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (39g3+)


He's an Auton!

Posted by: Doctor Who at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (vBeA5)

1002 I've turned it off. Help me, Juli-an Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (gQ8F7)

1003 Did he just call them African American "boys"? Racist!

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (Dc/ui)

1004 All the Democratic women at the convention hoping, dreaming, of a bit of personal attention from BJ. A joke, glance, compliment, pat on the back, anything that acknowledges their existance, Which ,of course, would have them screaming rape on the typical college camus today.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (0vsws)

1005 Billy Jeff looks like a White Walker.

Posted by: Oh shit! at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (DurKO)

1006 >>>Hillary is now Mother Teresa.



More like Lucretia Borgia...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (O2RFr)<<<

Elizabeth Bathory. She loved kids too.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (H9MG5)

1007 By the way, the dead thugs' moms who are there to drum up support for killing cops, has anyone checked to see how many of them have arrest records?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

1008 Bill Clinton's popularity with Democrat women is a repudiation of their claim to be independent, strong minded women.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 26, 2016 10:22 PM (ECJ+C)

1009 Apart from 1860, I can't really think of one off-hand.



Posted by: depressed onlooker at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (W9kxk)

And 1860 may well be where we are headed, again.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:22 PM (GUBah)

1010 997 that's it. I'm going to watch something more believeable. What's on SyFY?
Posted by: vivi at July 26, 2016 10:21 PM (11H2y)

I'm watching Avatar: The Last Airbender animated series. Better than any of this other shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

1011 And they're still riding the taking care of children bit...

Never underestimate the chutzpah of the Clintons.

Never.

The problem? It's damn near impossible to accurately predict it.

Posted by: AD at July 26, 2016 10:23 PM (XHWYb)

1012 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

Um, all of them?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 26, 2016 10:23 PM (ECJ+C)

1013 942 Bill and Hillary A Love Story. I have no words.
Posted by: gracepc at July 26, 2016 10:15 PM (OU4q6)

I thought that was Al and Tipper.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2016 10:23 PM (brIR5)

1014 None of this is believable. Not even for the people in the crowd - and I'm watching PBS! Clinton is sunk.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:23 PM (sqHNm)

1015 No, I'm serious. That was me socking Jules Winfield.

He is one charming motherfucking pig.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 10:23 PM (mgbwf)

1016 Slick is basically admitting on national television that the marriage was a political arrangement.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 10:24 PM (5xDis)

1017 956 Why is Zombie Rock Hudson giving a speech at the Democratic National Convention?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:16 PM (sqHNm)
:-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 10:24 PM (yNyJy)

1018 Bill has looked like death warmed over for some time now. Given his record of indiscriminate screwing, and gawd only knows how many bouts of STD's, meds probably don't work on him anymore. I just hope he doesn't croak before the election. I don't want Hillary to get the sympathy vote.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

1019 1014 None of this is believable. Not even for the people in the crowd - and I'm watching PBS! Clinton is sunk.

The media will compare it to the Gettysburg Address...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:24 PM (O2RFr)

1020 Thus far, this speech is a nothing-burger.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 26, 2016 10:24 PM (Uy6ri)

1021 At this point, I'm expecting him to mention wearing an onion on the belt, because that was the style at the time.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 10:25 PM (GUBah)

1022 Does anyone believe this bullshit story?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2016 10:18 PM (89T5c)
---

It's insanely implausible.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at July 26, 2016 10:25 PM (gQ8F7)

1023 1018 Bill has looked like death warmed over for some time now. Given his record of indiscriminate screwing, and gawd only knows how many bouts of STD's, meds probably don't work on him anymore. I just hope he doesn't croak before the election. I don't want Hillary to get the sympathy vote.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

She's going to get the mindless vag vote.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

1024 This is like listening to a speech by Abe Simpson.

Posted by: AD at July 26, 2016 10:26 PM (XHWYb)

1025 Bill's hands are trembling from the cocaine kicking in.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 10:26 PM (WYh6/)

1026 Did he mention how he gave her Walt whitmans leaves of grass? The same book he gave Monica.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 10:26 PM (eU/yZ)

1027 How's this thread loading for you all? We're over 1000 comments, do we need a fresh, new thread?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 10:26 PM (xdzVP)

1028 Pretty soon he's gonna reach in his pocket and start passing out Werther's candies.

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at July 26, 2016 10:26 PM (NqQAS)

1029 He has those women in the audience eating out of his hand.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

1030 Okay, dog got a bath.


Helped some. Probably going to have get him shaved.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (9ym/8)

1031 I should have made "the children" a drinking game for this convention.

Posted by: AD at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (XHWYb)

1032 I wonder why that law firm hired the wife of the arkansas AG?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (eU/yZ)

1033 >>How is this supposed to charming - two sharks go a'courting, and hatch a
plan to take over the world? Oh, for the children, so it's all good!


Bill's always been a persuasive talker, but it's feeling a bit like his era has passed. How could he be peddling quaint stories about their early years after ALL of their open marriage shenanigans - rape, open affairs, pedo island?
Save it for the grandkids, Bill.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (NOIQH)

1034 Take a sip, Bill. You look parched.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (Dc/ui)

1035 Trip down memory lane.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (SRKgf)

1036 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (9ym/
Why did your father do that? Poor dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (eU/yZ)

1037 This is probably the kinda shit he was paid hundreds and thousands of dollars a pop to spew at some company's outing.

Just rambling incoherence about being country folk in Arkansas... nobody fucking believes this. What a joke.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (H9MG5)

1038 What if Hillary croaks before the election? It has never happened, right?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (4+VII)

1039 Oh, this has convinced me. I'm now all in for Hillary.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (SRKgf)

1040 1028
Pretty soon he's gonna reach in his pocket and start passing out Werther's candies.

Ding ding ding! Winnah!

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (Dc/ui)

1041 This story is dragging on. If I were actually paying attention, I would have stopped paying attention and dozed off a few minutes ago.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (0vsws)

1042 1029 He has those women in the audience eating out of his hand.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

Go long on Gwyneth Paltrow's gold dildos!

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (7qAYi)

1043 Just rambling incoherence about being country folk in Arkansas... nobody fucking believes this. What a joke.

He ain't no ways tarrrred....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (O2RFr)

1044 1027 How's this thread loading for you all? We're over 1000 comments, do we need a fresh, new thread?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 10:26 PM (xdzVP)
It would nice, the gas bag rapist hasn't even got thru the 80s yet.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (yNyJy)

1045 "You have to marry me now."



Posted by: Francis Underwood, Man of Power at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (ZedYY)

1046 You know what this speech is missing? A projector with slides of his latest trip.

Posted by: AD at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (XHWYb)

1047 All over the country, vomit is being swallowed back down thanks to BJ talking about Hillary's water breaking.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (Dc/ui)

1048 Chelsea should not go sleeveless. Just saying.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (Lsu4e)

1049 Maet's ONT is now up

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (xdzVP)

1050 1038 What if Hillary croaks before the election? It has never happened, right?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 10:28 PM (4+VII)

The closest I can think of is William Henry Harrison who died just after the inauguration. I do not know of any candidates who died aside from RFK.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (3ZoRf)

1051 I can't figure out if it helps Hillary or not if Bill croaks before the election. Does she get the sympathy vote? Or will it be just like when the pot runs out at a Grateful Dead concert, with people looking at each other, saying "Why are we even here?"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (8HGb7)

1052 1029 He has those women in the audience eating out of his hand.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (sdi6R)



Yay 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (SRKgf)

1053 Chelsea married McLovin?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (sqHNm)

1054 What if Hillary croaks before the election? It has never happened, right?

What if Bill kills Hill in self defense before the election?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (T/cxb)

1055 It would nice, the gas bag rapist hasn't even got thru the 80s yet.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 10:29 PM (yNyJy)

Yeah but the 80s goes pretty quick. He yada-yadas the whole 12-year affair with Gennifer Flowers.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (5xDis)

1056 for the moron wanting to see formula f1 i seen a bunch of vids under tv at extratorrent.cc

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (afweB)

1057 Elizabeth Warren loved those Police Academy movies.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (Dc/ui)

1058 ONT up.

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (vBeA5)

1059 Christopher I would have felt bad too. I have tons of bumblebees in my garden and they really are harmless unless you mess with them. Now wasps... that's another story. I hate them with a white hot passion.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (CNHr1)

1060 It makes Hillary look sooooo like one of the folks...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:30 PM (O2RFr)

1061 Went for a walk with sweet daughter
What happened with the protestors

They still outside!

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 10:31 PM (zOTsN)

1062 >>>You know what this speech is missing?<<<

A pitcher of old timey lemonade and a rocking chair?

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 10:31 PM (WYh6/)

1063 I mean this truly and genuinely.

Bill and Hillary make me believe true love exists.

There's no other woman in the world that would put up with Bill's transgressions the way Hillary has.

And, no other man would accept that their wife loves power and success more than she will ever love him.

And yet, they found each other. Made for each other. It gives me hope that maybe I am not a lost cause after all, and maybe there is someone out there for me too.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 26, 2016 10:31 PM (F5hTl)

1064 992---Posted by: depressed onlooker at July 26, 2016 10:20 PM (W9kxk)
---------------------------------
Nice analysis! Should be interesting anyway.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 10:31 PM (T/5A0)

1065 Is that America Ferrera sitting behind Chelsea?

Damn, she is a cutie. I could become as obsessed as Banana Splits Guy.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:31 PM (sdi6R)

1066
1030 Okay, dog got a bath.
Helped some. Probably going to have get him shaved.

Ol' Billy Jeff's looking that bad, is he?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2016 10:31 PM (BK3ZS)

1067 Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

Well their eating something in his hand. Or would like to.

Pitiful.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 26, 2016 10:32 PM (ECJ+C)

1068 I'm thinking this speech would have been a lot better if he started with Hilldog's birth. I really would like to know how much she weighed, how long she was, and what time of day she was born. And he left out about the first 20 years of her life. That would have been sooooo interesting.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 10:32 PM (Lsu4e)

1069 Is it wrong of me to wish the building would be hit by lightening?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:32 PM (O2RFr)

1070 Tttttt-today juniah!

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:32 PM (Dc/ui)

1071 I haven't watched because I had more important things to do like napping and eating a ham sammich.

Night Two: "Dead Black Men, Abortion, and Sexual Assault"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (AqVoh)


Do they have any real rape victims, or only the made up variety?

They aren't using that lying ho from the famous Duke LaCrosse team travesty, I'll bet. Lena Dunham, the Rolling Stone magazine tramp, mattress girl?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

1072 Put a plan in place and hunker down for 4-8 years.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 08:23 PM (1ZOkK


Another 8 years? Im gonna lose another 8 years of productivity?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 26, 2016 10:33 PM (8CWzB)

1073 He just said she's loving. I wonder what he would even look like telling the truth.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at July 26, 2016 10:33 PM (gQ8F7)

1074
I thought obama was supposed to take care of the children. I guess he failed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 10:33 PM (ODxAs)

1075 I'm sure a lot of people in Israel can't read.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 10:33 PM (SRKgf)

1076 Pre-school graduations??

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 10:33 PM (SRKgf)

1077 Has Bill talked yet about how nickels used to have bumblebees on them?

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 10:34 PM (noWW6)

1078 So the screech is full of give aways?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:34 PM (O2RFr)

1079 How's the crowd digging this speech, brave watchers?

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 10:34 PM (3myMJ)

1080 There are quite a few groups like this, such as Jews and Blacks (who are killed by the thousands every week by DNC policy and voters).
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 08:58 PM (39g3+)


My sister said that some of the leaked emails were about using religion against Sanders. Isn't he Jewish?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

1081 It gives me hope that maybe I am not a lost cause after all, and maybe there is someone out there for me too.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 26, 2016 10:31 PM
~~~~~

There's a hat for every head!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 10:34 PM (Lsu4e)

1082 Bill has caught his second wind and is really slinging the shit now.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 10:34 PM (WYh6/)

1083 1073 He just said she's loving. I wonder what he would even look like telling the truth.
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at July 26, 2016 10:33 PM (gQ8F7)

Maybe they spooned. Once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 10:35 PM (3ZoRf)

1084 When is he going to get to the part where he raped Juanita Broderick?

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at July 26, 2016 10:35 PM (gQ8F7)

1085 OMG My husband put it on for a minute... Hillary is loving and His best friend and a warrior.... Barftastic...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:35 PM (O2RFr)

1086 Listening to this BS from an impeached rapist promote the un indicted bitch of Benghazi is bad enough but when they pan to the audience...OMG these people are too stupid to breathe.

"...and Hillarys water broke.."

Hello Wal Mart, could you please deliver ever single barrel of brain bleach and eye bleach that you have in stock?

Posted by: Alf767 at July 26, 2016 10:36 PM (qGI+A)

1087 The education reform in Arkansas Bill is bragging about.was a joke. They passed some legislation, some more testing and standards, hired more teachers,all which did no good and Hillary soon forgot about it and moved on to other causes.. Total BS.

Posted by: evilwess at July 26, 2016 10:36 PM (0vsws)

1088
>>>Tttttt-today juniah!


Posted by: Eli Cash at July 26, 2016 10:32 PM (Dc/ui)<<<

Bill's turned into that old guy who comes out to the porch to stamp out the flaming bag with his boot.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 10:36 PM (H9MG5)

1089 Bill Clinton has a small, bent penis.

Posted by: Ken Starr at July 26, 2016 10:36 PM (nFdGS)

1090 476 So, Barbara Boxer's daughter was married to Hillary Clinton's brother.

The whole damn democrat party is incestuous.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 08:59 PM (Lsu4e)


So, they couldn't find a Kennedy drunk enough to marry into the Clinton clan?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

1091 Off Baghdad Bob sock.

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 26, 2016 10:36 PM (gQ8F7)

1092 Has he gotten to the part yet where he came all over Monica's dress?

Posted by: iforgot -- now on Android! at July 26, 2016 10:37 PM (gQ8F7)

1093 When does He get to the part where Hillary was the first person on the moon?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:37 PM (O2RFr)

1094 Hold my beer and watch this.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 10:38 PM (WYh6/)

1095 I gave up watching awhile back. Focus is wrong. It reinforces that this campaign is all about Her and Her Awesomeness.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 10:38 PM (bQxkN)

1096
Has he got to the part where hillary told the truth that one time?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 10:41 PM (ODxAs)

1097 Can you imagine the discussion Hillary had with Bill prior to this? (Language warning.)

"Now you get you dead syphilitic ass out there and fucking speak. I want those women creaming their panties. For me. If you fuck this up for me, I will make you days both miserable AND shot. You got me, banana dick?!

Fucking Cocksucker."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 10:42 PM (3ZoRf)

1098 My sister said that some of the leaked emails were about using religion against Sanders. Isn't he Jewish?


He's born Jewish. He doesn't profess any faith. The Hillary team idea was to corner him into making a statement, because the Christian fundamentalists would respect a Jew but not an atheist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 10:43 PM (mgbwf)

1099 406 Sexual assault survivor. She's still claiming that?

Posted by: JackStraw

Yes, but she did the assaulting.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 10:45 PM (QdAXQ)

1100 "The media will compare it to the Gettysburg Address..."

I can't be the only one here old enough to remember the Clinton of the 90's. Say what you will about whatever but that man left a room on fire every time.

This is a shell of that person. That room is dead. I feel bad for making illness jokes earlier now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:45 PM (sqHNm)

1101 Is it wrong of me to wish the building would be hit by lightening?
Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 10:32 PM

No, that's nicer than what flashed thru my mind.

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 10:47 PM (o/90i)

1102 QUOTE: "Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."

Let me tell you, it would be MUCH worse if it was lyin' Ted.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue at July 26, 2016 10:49 PM (ZXK8H)

1103 No, that's nicer than what flashed thru my mind.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 10:47 PM (o/90i)

Any fault lines near Philadelphia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 10:49 PM (3ZoRf)

1104 How's the crowd digging this speech, brave watchers?
Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 10:34 PM

They're idioits eating up his slop about what a wuunerful being Hildabeast is.

Why am I listening to such idiocy?

You need to know your enemy.

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 10:53 PM (o/90i)

1105 He's born Jewish. He doesn't profess any faith. The Hillary team idea was to corner him into making a statement, because the Christian fundamentalists would respect a Jew but not an atheist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


See! See! They really love us now!!!

Posted by: Your Betters in the GOP at July 26, 2016 10:54 PM (VY8H5)

1106 661
Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support. It's still very worrisome that Trump strains to even hit 45% in polls."




2000 - Bush Percentage popular vote: 47.9%

Looks like in the MOE basket, but of course one would like more daylight.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Give Trump a few more when the likely voter filters come in, plus a few more because likely voters will miss a lot of his (newly undiscouraged voter) support in this cycle.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 10:55 PM (QdAXQ)

1107 952 Did you cry at my death?


Posted by: Vince Foster

Sorry no. I was too busy wiping off my prints.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 26, 2016 10:58 PM (QdAXQ)

1108 BJ, the unificator.

Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 11:02 PM (tyYyF)

1109 Arrgh, Juan Williams is such a hack. Well, still.

Glad Bill is done w/ his lies. Check out the book from his childhood friend Dollie.

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 11:03 PM (o/90i)

1110 For those of you playing the Weasel home game, you will be happy to know that I did not go to the light after tonight's epic battle with yellow jackets. The stings are not even particularly swollen, but I ate a bunch of Benadryl which I credit with preventing my having a giant cartoon Jim Webb head.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 09:49 PM (Sfs6o)


Good luck to you Weasel! This time last year, I had a swarm of honey bees try to set up shop under my porch. None of the local beekeepers wanted to come round them up, so I was forced to zap them with Permethrin. Got 'em all. Sad, but I didn't want them living in my house, you know.


So today, I'm going into the house, and there's a big swarm of ants milling around my back door, and some in the entry hall. Back to the garage, get the can with the dregs of the Permethrin in it, and spray down the area. Worked a treat. Ant activity has approached zero. I will buy some ant traps tomorrow, just to make sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 11:32 PM (GSdpU)

1111 Ivanka could wear a greasy t-shirt and ripped up cut-offs and still look great.........
Uh, uh ,be right back ,kinda busy right now!

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 26, 2016 11:34 PM (CL76w)

1112 869 I have a plan already in the works for these hornets! Waiting for some 'components' to be delivered. One of which is fuse.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 10:10 PM (Sfs6o)


Hee hee hee! I remember once destroying a football-sized paper wasp nest with a home-made M-80 style device. It was awesome. Did it at night, when they were denned up. Nasty little fuckers never knew what hit them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 11:43 PM (GSdpU)

1113 "Note that Trump isn't really improving; it's just that Hillary is losing support." Thank the NeverTrump a-holes for that. Cruz was my favorite for a long time. Now there aren't enough curse words for him AND HIS ILK.

"The lesser of two evils is still evil" they sniff in their unicorn-fart sniffing way, then in the very next breath declare that the endlessly corrupt government-weaponizing second Alinsky communist Democrat in a row is not as dangerous as that evil man who wants to stop illegal and Muslim immigration. WTF?

Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 26, 2016 11:48 PM (5z7RS)

1114 I can't be the only one here old enough to remember the Clinton of the 90's. Say what you will about whatever but that man left a room on fire every time.

This is a shell of that person. That room is dead. I feel bad for making illness jokes earlier now.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 26, 2016 10:45 PM (sqHNm)

I remember that Bill. Arkansas is right next door to Oklahoma, so we were very familiar with BJ and the Bear.

In the days when his charisma was at its peak, Bill would go to parties and find the person who liked him the least and turn the megawatt charm on him/her until he could tell they now thought he was the best. He bragged that there was no one he could not charm, which is what makes his sexual predations so bizarre--it was unnecessary, he had more women than he knew what to do with...so if a woman wouldn't give in to the famous charm, like the petulant malignant narcissist that he is, he would force the issue.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 11:57 PM (kXoT0)

1115 Did you hear the Koch Bros. and hizzoner Mayor Bloomberg both support Hillary now? Billionaires choose Hillary over Trump. Tell the World. Watch the tears flow on the left as they see the Hated Koch Bros. giving their Wicked Witch money.
I suppose we'll probably see the cast of the flop Ghostbusters grrl power during this trainwreck. Plus a race riot is pretty much guaranteed since they kept the police presence low in a majority black city. I suppose that's why they built a WALL around their convention. Bernie Sanders endorsing her was really stupid. No way they'll vote for her now.

Posted by: Dr. Doom at July 27, 2016 12:53 AM (eKI2P)

1116 So according to #NeverTrump Erick Erickson, the Clinton's are better than Ronald Reagan and his first wife Jane Wyman. We are now at Trump derangement syndrome.

Erick Erickson on Twitter:
"Republicans can mock the Clintons, but they stayed together and the GOP candidate is on wife number 3. Yay party of family values."

Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 27, 2016 04:11 AM (DncGp)

1117 Hello!!!

Anybody home?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 27, 2016 07:03 AM (4+VII)

1118 Something epic this way comes, apparently.

No comments after midnight?

Exhaustion?

Posted by: Spencer at July 27, 2016 07:32 AM (iLUWQ)

1119 Somebody shut down the internet after Bill Clinton's speach?

Posted by: Spencer Rifles at July 27, 2016 07:40 AM (iLUWQ)

1120 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2016 07:45 AM (ZQfW9)

1121 BillyJeff leaves em speechless, apparently.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2016 08:31 AM (2PHKP)

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