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In "Intentional Act," Man Rams Dump Truck Through Pittsburgh FBI Building's Gates

No explosives in the truck -- but the FBI says he did it on purpose.

A dump truck crashed through the front security gate at the FBI building on the South Side on Tuesday morning, and authorities believe it was an intentional act by the driver.

Pittsburgh police said Thomas Richard Ross, 48, of New Waterford, Ohio, drove through eight or nine red lights and refused their commands to pull over as he headed toward the FBI building on East Carson Street.

Posted by: Ace at 04:47 PM




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1 Wow!

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (yxupc)

2 Ha! First!

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (yxupc)

3 Top 3!

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (yxupc)

4 I'll fetch the others...

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (yxupc)

5 He admits intent. He's toast.

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:49 PM (yxupc)

6 Admission of intent does not imply evil intent. Duh.

Posted by: James Comey at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (jV8Mq)

7 Mad at the Coney stain?

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (B48dK)

8

He'll use the Hitlery Defense...

Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (qul7b)

9 He was mad because Scankles skated again

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (mpXpK)

10 The FBI found intent in a guy driving a dump truck...but cant find intent in tens of thousands of secret(meant to be ) emails handled improperly by Coughing Granny.

That FBI is some sure enough diligent investigators.

They wil nail the dump truck driver EVERY time.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (3ZttN)

11 It's good for the Feebs...keeps 'em on their toes.

Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (yxupc)

12 I'll bet whoever was in the lobby shit themselves.

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (Zs4uk)

13 Not nice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (IqV8l)

14 I bet if he was black they'd have shot him........

Posted by: President Barry at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (LYCUN)

15 The FBI found intent in a guy driving a dump truck...but cant find intent in tens of thousands of secret(meant to be ) emails handled improperly by Coughing Granny.

That FBI is some sure enough talented investigators.

They wil nail the dump truck driver EVERY time.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (3ZttN)

16

Probably a test.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (qCMvj)

17 Clearly there was no evil intent, and no reasonable prosecutor would press charges in such a case.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (NnYnv)

18 Takin' a dump at FBI HQ.

That's braggable...

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (4S7hN)

19 And so it begins.......

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (dLr9j)

20 Wow. "Intent."



How did the FBI EVER come up what that shit?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (9ym/8)

21 It's time for a national conversation on common sense assault style dump truck control laws. For the children.

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (Ffw22)

22 They'll have no problem ascertaining motive in this case.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (mBYZv)

23 It's Pittsburgh. He was probably hopped up on IC Light and pirogies.

Posted by: LJim at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (CMbMd)

24 Has the whole world gone mad?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (NOIQH)

25 Clearly we need to ban dump trucks. Nobody needs a truck that big.

Posted by: rohon at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (2l2y6)

26 First thing that sprang to mind was Amish, but then I thought 'truck'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

27 He probably just left a Democrat unity breakfast.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (TJCSB)

28 20 Wow. "Intent."



How did the FBI EVER come up what that shit?
--------------

He's not named mohammed.

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (Ffw22)

29

Sounds like suicide by cop.

He told them he was going to do it first.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (qCMvj)

30 Pittsburgh police said Thomas Richard Ross, 48, of New Waterford, Ohio
---
Didn't take long to get that info out.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (3Liv/)

31 Takin' a dump at FBI HQ.

That's braggable...




ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (wmyHK)

32 "He's a tea partier!!!"

-- Brian Ross

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (NOIQH)

33 Thankfully it seems only the driver was hurt.

Posted by: Head Jailor of Chataeu D'lf at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (3ZoRf)

34 It could have been the Pee Wee Herman method:

"I meant to do that"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

35 Assault dump trucks have the thingy in the back that goes up.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (hLRSq)

36 He's not named mohammed.
________

Or Hillary.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (NnYnv)

37 26
First thing that sprang to mind was Amish, but then I thought 'truck'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada


Yup. A horsedrawn buggy just doesn't have the mass.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

38 26 First thing that sprang to mind was Amish, but then I thought 'truck'.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (7ZVPa)

Ah, Mennonite then.

Posted by: Head Jailor of Chataeu D'lf at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (3ZoRf)

39 The Pittsburgh Police have NOT put me in as a substitute drunk driver on West Carson St.

Posted by: DaveA (Pre-MADD) at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (8J/Te)

40
Has the whole world gone mad?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM


The world has always been mad. It's just that we have almost instant communication to relate the madness to the masses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (IqV8l)

41 if the truck had been black the police could've shot it after it ran the first red light

Posted by: nckate at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (9Pufo)

42 Off, Count of Monte Cristo sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (3ZoRf)

43 "And so it begins......."



Non-muslim name. Backwards out-post.



Gone in sixty seconds was once just a movie title

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (9ym/8)

44 Sounds like Gwenyth isn't the only one steamed up about something ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (X8p7j)

45 24 Has the whole world gone mad?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (NOIQH)


*looks around*

Yes. Peak LIbEraliSM.

Catch the wave!

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2016 04:55 PM (72N6L)

46 He's a Tump/Palin/NRA/Limbaugh spporter!
/mfm

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 04:55 PM (Ffw22)

47 44
Sounds like Gwenyth isn't the only one steamed up about something ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax


She should just clam up.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 04:55 PM (LAe3v)

48 Was the truck clean? Like, steam cleaned?

Posted by: Gwinny at July 26, 2016 04:55 PM (syn4Y)

49 Hope his underballs were clean and fresh...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (c8f61)

50 O/T But the Bernie crowd is gaining steam at the convention.

Time for nominating speeches for Bernie Hillary.

Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (jxbfJ)

51 A mad burine bro?

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (Ffw22)

52 Intent, he told the cop he was going to do it before hand, see easy.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (ngn8T)

53

Ban dump trucks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (qCMvj)

54 Well, at least there was no bomb so that's good news.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

55 If the truck had been loaded with explosives, and an "Eastern" man driving it, then the investigation would have taken much longer.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (7ZVPa)

56 Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (HI) for Bernie is speaking

Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (jxbfJ)

57 OT, but there is an Ace pumpkin cider. Supposed to taste like pumpkin pie, I gather.

Sponsored product?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (3ZoRf)

58 Bernie is getting a lot of love in Philly on Hillary's coronation night.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (/tuJf)

59 Unless he lied to investigators, or tried to tried to undermine national security, there is no evil intent and thus no crime here.


Er, wait . . . I've just been informed that the driver's name is not Hillary Clinton. Therefore, he will be prosecuted to the max, regardless of his intent.

Posted by: FBI Director Comey at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (NnYnv)

60 O/T But the Bernie crowd is gaining steam at the convention.

They should bring back Mayo Curl.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

61 Radical Episcopalian.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (mBYZv)

62 O/T But the Bernie crowd is gaining steam at the convention.




How long until he clams up?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (dLr9j)

63 O/T But the Bernie crowd is gaining steam at the convention.

For their vaginas?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (mBYZv)

64 Extremely negligent, but no evil intent.

Doesn't meet the "reasonable prosecutor" standard.

Posted by: James Comey at July 26, 2016 04:58 PM (4AVeu)

65 Sounds like Gwenyth isn't the only one steamed up about something ...

I'm sure they're relieved he wasn't driving me.

Posted by: "Big Boy (aka Union Pacific 4-8-8-4) at July 26, 2016 04:58 PM (X8p7j)

66 Was it intentional, or evilly intentional? Makes a difference, you know.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:58 PM (7ZVPa)

67 Some people just can't get over Brexit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:59 PM (mBYZv)

68 50 O/T But the Bernie crowd is gaining steam at the convention.
Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (jxbfJ)
-----------------------------------------------
Phrasing? I mean,... after the last thread you might have chosen your words more carefully!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 04:59 PM (T/5A0)

69 The FBI wouldn't know intent if it ran them over with a truck full of home-brewed email servers loaded with IRS audits.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 05:00 PM (9krrF)

70
I'm sure they're relieved he wasn't driving me.

Posted by: "Big Boy (aka Union Pacific 4-8-8-4)


Why, is he available?

Posted by: Miss Daisy at July 26, 2016 05:00 PM (LAe3v)

71 Dem congresschick talking right now at the convention....

Says people are "crippled" with college debt.

If she had said someone was crippled with polio, they would run her out of town.

Also, "aloha" means anything you want it to.

You need a special dictionary when speaking to liberals.

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (Zs4uk)

72 How long until he clams up?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (dLr9j)
When he is "Vince Fostered"?

Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (jxbfJ)

73 Well...the fact that the name was right there in the first two paragraphs tells us it wasn't a black guy or a muzzie, right?

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (qUNWi)

74

FBI agents were unable to comment about the event, as they were busy putting a "TRUMP 2016" bumper-sticker on the truck's rear bumper, and copies of Pravda on the frontseat.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (kdS6q)

75 Bernie's going down swinging.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (WYh6/)

76 But the Bernie crowd is gaining steam at the convention.

Well, they are a bunch of p***ies.

Posted by: Miss Daisy at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (LAe3v)

77

so he said he had a bomb

he wanted to die

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (qCMvj)

78 Quick, put a red Trump hat on him and take a picture for the media....

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (6+jI3)

79 So...religion of peace?

Posted by: PJ at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (cHuNI)

80 I told Tom he should've used Callahan brake pads.

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (SOVQ8)

81 "Has the whole world gone mad? "



*sniffs*

Well, if it hasn't I'm not sure what it looks like.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (9ym/8)

82 He better register as a Democrat, stat.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (SRKgf)

83 Too many amphetamines while playing Grand Theft Auto benders for this guy.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (UfHIz)

84

The truck was disabled by security barriers meant to prevent vehicles from driving into the fenced-in office complex. The barriers include a large steel panel that rises out of the ground at the gate, which caused the truck to go slightly airborne before slamming into a light pole in a parking lot, FBI special agent Gregory Heeb said. The driver, who appeared to have hit his head on the windshield, was tackled moments later, Heeb said.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (qCMvj)

85 Dem congresschick talking right now at the convention....

Says people are "crippled" with college debt.


So, naturally, the solution is to pour billions more into the system so the schools can ratchet up the prices some more, and the Cycle of Life continues.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (mBYZv)

86
Surprised he didn't have a 'shoot me' t-shirt on. I'm guessing he was going for suicide by FBI.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (ODxAs)

87 Phrasing? I mean,... after the last thread you might have chosen your words more carefully!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 04:59 PM (T/5A0)
My coworkers think I'm a giggling fool from all of the chuckles I got from that thread.

Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (jxbfJ)

88 He was just "extremely careless"

Posted by: Sexypig at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (UBBWX)

89 We must have common sense registration of all dump trucks!

Posted by: Proggie at July 26, 2016 05:03 PM (syn4Y)

90 He was upset that he could never be a banker.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2016 05:03 PM (kTF2Z)

91 so was there anything in the dump truck? Pig intestines might have been fitting although that would be more true for other gub'mint agencies.

Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 05:03 PM (dkExz)

92 Gregory Heeb?

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 05:03 PM (B48dK)

93 73 Well...the fact that the name was right there in the first two paragraphs tells us it wasn't a black guy or a muzzie, right?
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (qUNWi)



Correct. The MSM can find things out pretty quickly - when they want to.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 05:04 PM (SRKgf)

94 Somehow the last thread got flagged by my work computer for "sex." I don't know how anyone could be aroused at the thought of Gwenyth Paltrow's steamed clam.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 05:04 PM (7HtZB)

95 75 Bernie's going down swinging.
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 05:01 PM (WYh6/)

His SUPPORTERS are going down swinging. He keeps throwing himself off the top of the building in defeat, getting up, dusting himself off, then running back up the stairs to try again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:04 PM (3ZoRf)

96 Dem congresschick talking right now at the convention....

The Tulsi Something girl from Hawaii?

Hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:04 PM (mgbwf)

97 Bernie's going down swinging.
---
His supporters are still swinging.

Bernie's just going down.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 05:04 PM (3Liv/)

98 It could just be the pissed off husband of a Colombian hooker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 05:04 PM (8ZskC)

99 Tulsa Graybeard

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 05:05 PM (IqV8l)

100 To be fair, the repairs from the damage will finally provide a shot at any real honest competent work to complete.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:05 PM (DurKO)

101 Phrasing? I mean,... after the last thread you might have chosen your words more carefully!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 04:59 PM


Enjoy the time between now and Chelsea's speech as an interlude, for then the Horde's thoughts will turn to clamming up and chowder.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2016 05:05 PM (X8p7j)

102 "He was just "extremely careless"



No charges. He was driving a dump-truck and playing Words With Friends. How can he blamed?



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:05 PM (9ym/8)

103 False flag attack. No dump truck has ever broken a steel gate. Demolition charges. Thermite. All the Joo FBI agents took the day off.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 05:05 PM (/f6Nd)

104 Somehow the last thread got flagged by my work computer for "sex.">>>

So did mine. I'm guessing there was a pron link in that thread somewhere.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 26, 2016 05:06 PM (aVYsC)

105 I can empathize with this man.

Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:06 PM (1H9ox)

106 The FBI will neither confirm or deny that a pokemon token was placed inside the gate at their facility.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 05:06 PM (7ZVPa)

107 No charges. He was driving a dump-truck and playing Words With Friends. How can he blamed?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:05 PM (9ym/

There was a Pokemon on the other side of the fence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:06 PM (3ZoRf)

108 This truck driver should claim there was no intent and plead not guilty.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:07 PM (yU8SS)

109
All the Joo FBI agents took the day off.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Didn't he get caught by Heeb?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 05:07 PM (IqV8l)

110 Think I'll pour a drink and settle in for the festivities. This should be good. You made them, lefties, you deal with them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2016 05:07 PM (kTF2Z)

111 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 05:06 PM (7ZVPa). SNORT.

Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 05:07 PM (dkExz)

112 What do we need? Well, a national conversation on assault dump trucks, of course.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 05:07 PM (Sfs6o)

113 He was running the air conditioner too, the bastard!

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:07 PM (3myMJ)

114 I must be channeling my inner Willow today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2016 05:08 PM (bzd8I)

115 You would think that the FBI would have enough clout to shut off the Pokemons(men? persons? xhes?) in their own headquarters.

Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:08 PM (1H9ox)

116 I have a sneaking suspicion that this was a test run for terrorists to see if a dump truck could crash through those rising barriers. They are used at a lot of places for keeping out vehicle bombs.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:08 PM (mpXpK)

117 "There was a Pokemon on the other side of the fence."


That's about where we are. This country needs an enema.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (9ym/8)

118

EXCLUSIVE: DNC Blocked Challenge to Tim Kaine By Denying Paperwork to Bernie Supporters

heh, the bernie people have no idea what they are dealing with

breitbart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (qCMvj)

119 As a younger man I referred to women with prodigious posteriors as dump trucks. Anyone else do that?

Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (1H9ox)

120 116 I have a sneaking suspicion that this was a test run for terrorists to see if a dump truck could crash through those rising barriers. They are used at a lot of places for keeping out vehicle bombs.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:08 PM (mpXpK)

Lets hope he was a lone nutwad, of course, the evidence is still there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (3ZoRf)

121 Would the FBI be your first choice of agencies to fuck with? What happened to starting small and working your way up?

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)

122 What, Thulsa Doom speaking at the DNC, what?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (9krrF)

123 Damn.

Run out to the store and miss a Paltrow Clam Thread.

Just my luck.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (c1srJ)

124 119 As a younger man I referred to women with prodigious posteriors as dump trucks. Anyone else do that?
Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (1H9ox)

Yes, and the 'beep beep beep' when they backed up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (3ZoRf)

125 Heh, now I wish I could place pokemon monsters at the DNC convention center and media office buildings across the country. Would be fun to watch the freaking out reactions to the monster hunters.

Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (dkExz)

126 "I must be channeling my inner Willow today."



No. I think you showed up timely. Thread's still fresh. No shit yet. Well, other than the normal shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (9ym/8)

127 "As a younger man I referred to women with prodigious posteriors as dump trucks. Anyone else do that?"

We called them tanks.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (3myMJ)

128 I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (3ZoRf)

129 The most juvenile delinquent thing I did was to steal dump trucks.

Not really steal, as they couldn't go anywhere, but drive around in unauthorized.

There was a quarry near where I grew up and the dump trucks in it didn't need keys. You just pushed a button and it started. So a couple of us would sneak in on weekends and drive dump trucks around a quarry.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:11 PM (mgbwf)

130
This country needs an enema.

Does Hillary qualify?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 05:11 PM (IqV8l)

131
Why shd I care? Does the FBI care about us?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:11 PM (iQIUe)

132 Maybe the FBI has lost some respect

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:11 PM (bksJQ)

133 118---artisanal 'ette ---EXCLUSIVE: DNC Blocked Challenge to Tim Kaine By Denying Paperwork to Bernie Supporters
--------------------------
Oh my.
It would be so sweet to have Kaine booed off the stage tomorrow. So sweet.
Too sweet to happen, I fear, but a girl can dream.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 05:11 PM (T/5A0)

134 Hey Ace, WZ says that Bernie refused to personally nominate Hillary!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:12 PM (3ZoRf)

135
Dems should like to talk about all the problems in the US after 8 years of obama. You would have think they would like him better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 05:12 PM (ODxAs)

136 "What we need is sensible anti- Assault Dump Trunk legislation."

- The DNC

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 26, 2016 05:12 PM (1CroS)

137 >>As a younger man I referred to women with prodigious posteriors as dump trucks.


Mopeds?


Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 05:12 PM (c1srJ)

138 Dnc - 'founding mother's'

Oh God, this is heading downhill.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (ZnIt3)

139 A dump truck here.
10,000 terrorist attacks over there.
Thoussands of rioting BLM and Occupy types over here.
Tim McVeigh over there.
You see its all just "hate" and violent extremism that needs moar gun control.

Posted by: Man Above Politics at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (k8tEg)

140 We called them tanks.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:10 PM (3myMJ)

When I was stationed on a ship in Bremerton, WA from 1989 to 1992, there were several versions of the Fat Bottom Girl that the squids pursued:

1. The Bremalo (Bremerton Buffalo), and,

2. The Port Orchard-saurus.

Ahhhh, good times, good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (CS7jF)

141 "Maybe the FBI has lost some respect"


At this point they couldn't find a flea on a dog's ass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (9ym/8)

142 104 Somehow the last thread got flagged by my work computer for "sex.">>>

So did mine. I'm guessing there was a pron link in that thread somewhere.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 26, 2016 05:06 PM (aVYsC)



Ace may have directly mentioned a certain website with certain content in a comment.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (z/Ubi)

143 Was he doing 98 when he crashed the gate?

Posted by: C.W. McCall at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (VPeKk)

144 121 Would the FBI be your first choice of agencies to fuck with? What happened to starting small and working your way up?

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)


I don't know. After the Granny investigation, the dropped Orlando ball, and Orlando guy's wife um...disappearing, the FBI has lost a lot of cache recently.

Now, I wouldn't fuck with the Boll Weevil Eradication Program guys. They have their shit together

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (t06LC)

145 Why was this truck and/or person not disabled before smashing through the gates? Couldn't someone jump on the truck all Lethal Weapon style and punch the dude out?

Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (1H9ox)

146 Why shd I care? Does the FBI care about us?


Sure they do. Can't you tell by the bang up job they did investigating the Orlando terrorist?

Then again, in their defense, there's probably no telling what kind of restrictions are placed on terrorism investigations involving protected classes.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (LYCUN)

147 Not saying he is a muslim but the media has been known to give a perps Christian name rather tham Mohammed Dirka Dirka Jihad he went to after converting.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (B48dK)

148 In other news his wife was seen walking into the Russian ambassy.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (DurKO)

149 Hey Ace, WZ says that Bernie refused to personally nominate Hillary!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:12 PM (3ZoRf)


if this is true, great

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (qCMvj)

150 I bet that was one of those trucks with the thingy that goes up. They're insidious.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (1CroS)

151 Scientists think cockroach milk could be the superfood of the future
http://tinyurl.com/hm9oy9y

You first, freaks.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (R+30W)

152 121
Would the FBI be your first choice of agencies to fuck with? What happened to starting small and working your way up?

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)

The FBI is vastly overrated. Their rep is built on taking credit for local police work. Their labs are OK but their agents are shit/.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (mpXpK)

153 Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (CS7jF)



Dependapotamus now seems to be the blanket term across the DoD.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (GUBah)

154
Actually, a trunk blew up the state capita building in Sacremnto in 2001. l

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (iQIUe)

155 Off topic..

I'm trying to have a concrete pad replaced in front of my garage. One of the contractors I called for quote just got back to me and said he would be available to look at it on August 9th.

Just to get a quote.

I'll guarantee you this guy hasn't been ankle deep in cement in years. He's the "executive cement layer".

He'll probably show up in a Maybach.

Pull your kids out of college and teach them how to trowel flatwork. They'll never be out of work and they'll make three times what any graduate is making now.

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 05:15 PM (Zs4uk)

156 Doesn't sound like a Thomas Richard Ross is a Muzzy but one never knows motivation until their Facebook account is revealed

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:15 PM (bksJQ)

157 119 As a younger man I referred to women with prodigious posteriors as dump trucks. Anyone else do that?
Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (1H9ox)

Sisqo? Is that you? I loved your work in "Thong Song". Poetry.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 26, 2016 05:15 PM (t06LC)

158 FBI. Wasn't that some kind of elite federal law enforcement outfit once, or something?


Sounds vaguely familiar. From back when the US had institutions more respectable than, say, Mexican federales or Russian border guards.


You youngsters might find it hard to believe, but the US once had real institutions, laws, the whole bit. It's in some books, you can look it up.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (QDnY+)

159 George W. Bush's Homeland Security Advisory System -- the color-coded terrorism "threat level" indicator that became a symbol of post-9/11 fear mongering -- is getting its spiritual successor for hacking: the "Cyber Incident Severity Schema."

President Obama announced a new policy directive Tuesday that will codify how the federal government will respond to hacking incidents against both the government and private American companies.

The announcement is particularly timely as people ask whether the US government should respond to the hack of the Democratic National Committee, which is believed to have been perpetrated by the Russian government.

The Cyber Incident Severity Schema ranges from white (an "unsubstantiated or inconsequential event") to black (a hack that "poses an imminent threat to the provision of wide-scale critical infrastructure services, national government stability, or to the lives of U.S. persons"), with green, yellow, orange, and red falling in between. Any hack or threat of a hack rated at orange or above is a "significant cyber incident" that will trigger what the Obama administration is calling a "coordinated" response from government agencies.

Posted by: unlawful Edward Snowden at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (e8kgV)

160 152 121
Would the FBI be your first choice of agencies to fuck with? What happened to starting small and working your way up?

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)

The FBI is vastly overrated. Their rep is built on taking credit for local police work. Their labs are OK but their agents are shit/.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (mpXpK)

++++

Yeah, not so much.
https://www.google.com/#q=fbi+lab+scandal


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (R+30W)

161 Truck - not a trunk.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (iQIUe)

162 Unions and the mob own most of the dump trucks in America.

Seriously. Connect the dots you guys.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (VO/Dr)

163 151 Scientists think cockroach milk could be the superfood of the future
http://tinyurl.com/hm9oy9y

You first, freaks.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (R+30W)

Something for next weeks health thread. Unless it has some truly spectacular effects, think I will pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (3ZoRf)

164 Pull your kids out of college and teach them how to trowel flatwork. They'll never be out of work and they'll make three times what any graduate is making now.

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 05:15 PM (Zs4uk)

You can do it yourself. Its not too bad.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (t06LC)

165 140 When I was stationed on a ship in Bremerton, WA from
1989 to 1992, there were several versions of the Fat Bottom Girl that
the squids pursued:



1. The Bremalo (Bremerton Buffalo), and,



2. The Port Orchard-saurus.



Ahhhh, good times, good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (CS7jF)

I was there in 1974. It is the only place in the US that I positively hated. Couldn't wait to get out of there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:17 PM (mpXpK)

166

I have no words.

It turns out that the parish Church of Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray, the site of the assault, was on an Islamic State hit list recovered from suspected jihadist Sid Ahmed Ghlam, in April 2015. The 24-year-old Ghlam was arrested by French police, who believe he was a terrorist planning imminent attacks in France under the direction of Islamic State leaders.

...

More importantly, the church also "happened" to be right next door to the Yahiya mosque of Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray, whose best-known worshiper was the notorious French jihadist executioner Maxime Hauchard.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:17 PM (qCMvj)

167 Shovel hands up now.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 05:17 PM (dsfO9)

168 "I bet that was one of those trucks with the thingy that goes up. They're insidious."



Well, yeah. They call them dump beds. That's how you empty the load.........that's you're being paid for....and for which you are buying the truck......and the fuel......and the maintenance hours.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:17 PM (9ym/8)

169 >>You can do it yourself. Its not too bad.

A flat pad is actually pretty easy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (/tuJf)

170
There was a quarry near where I grew up
Posted by: Bandersnatch




Cutter!

Posted by: "Breaking Away" Movie Quotes

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (kdS6q)

171 Jwest, you had better get a move on to get that concrete poured. Based on recent events, there may be a ban on dump trucks on the horizon.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (7ZVPa)

172 That there is not a French and NATO coalition of boots on the ground wiping out every ISIS member in sight says the West is not serious about protecting their citizens. They have one job and they fail . We should also drop 100,000 troops in Afghanistan at once, wipe out as many Taliban as we can in 3 months and then leave. That's how we should withdraw from Afghanistan. I have more fantasies dancing around in my head that will never happen.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (tL/BP)

173 Livestream of BLM marching in Philly: http://www.nothiefsallowed.org/

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (GUBah)

174 jwest make more phone calls to other contactors

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (bksJQ)

175 I bet that was one of those trucks with the thingy that goes up. They're insidious.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (1CroS)

Actually yes. That is correct. For a bobtail dump anyway.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (t06LC)

176 I can't imagine why any American would be annoyed to pissed off at the FBi.

Not.One.Reason.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (yU8SS)

177 To hell with the FBI. They're all corrupt or cowards or fools.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (LUG6K)

178


ffs, The Five is talking about how mooch was "presidential" last night.

vomit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:19 PM (qCMvj)

179 Breaking:

FBI has lost track of the dump truck driver.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 26, 2016 05:19 PM (4KlIB)

180 Rep. John Lewis is on now. Horrible elocution. I had to turn the volume off but it just makes him look like a gawping goldfish.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 05:19 PM (jR7Wy)

181 *brrrrrap*

Posted by: Steamed Clams at July 26, 2016 05:19 PM (Tyii7)

182 Pull your kids out of college and teach them how to trowel flatwork. They'll never be out of work and they'll make three times what any graduate is making now.Posted by: jwest


No shit. I did a hundred plus feet of walkway in my backyard this spring. It cost me .04 cents per pound. Try to buy anything, anywhere for four f*ing cents per pound.

There are a lot of high margin/low cost jobs available. Shame that so much brainwashing has occurred.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (ZnIt3)

183 " Shovel hands up now."



Down with that. If more people actually handled a shovel we'd be a better country for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (9ym/8)

184 Lutheran tea party trump supporter?

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (7lVbc)

185 160
Yeah, not so much.
https://www.google.com/#q=fbi+lab+scandal




Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (R+30W)

So their lab is shit too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (mpXpK)

186 You can do it yourself. Its not too bad.

A flat pad is actually pretty easy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (/tuJf)


Most of the time is making the forms. Just get some rebar and make a good grid after that. A cement company will bring the truck and pour. Depending on size you may need a few people to help move the cement around. For a driveway, it doesn't need to be ultra smooth.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (t06LC)

187


Livestream of BLM marching in Philly: http://www.nothiefsallowed.org/
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 05:18 PM (GUBah)


gotta build a bigger fenc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (qCMvj)

188 unlawful Edward Snowden: "Any hack or threat of a hack rated at orange or above is a 'significant cyber incident' that will trigger what the Obama administration is calling a 'coordinated' response from government agencies."

So everyone moves their servers to their residential bathroom closets that day? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 26, 2016 05:21 PM (1CroS)

189 'I was born on a dirt floor.'

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 05:21 PM (ZnIt3)

190 "FBI has lost track of the dump truck driver."


*cusses*







Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:21 PM (9ym/8)

191
Somebody I know changed his name on social media to something in arabic. When I translated it, it came up: Knickers Testicles Knockers

Sounds about right...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:21 PM (iQIUe)

192 184 Lutheran tea party trump supporter?
Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (7lVbc)

They could tell by the jello mold full of tea bags and Stalinist propaganda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:21 PM (3ZoRf)

193
The Cyber Incident Severity Schema ranges from white (an "unsubstantiated or inconsequential event") to black (a hack that "poses an imminent threat to the provision of wide-scale critical infrastructure services, national government stability, or to the lives of U.S. persons")

So, once again it's good to be white and bad to be black.
Harrumph

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (IqV8l)

194 Cutter!

Posted by: "Breaking Away" Movie Quotes



That's obscure, but I like it!

Great movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (mgbwf)

195 I will say this about the FBI, they once sent a truly gorgeous babe around to interview me for a guy's security clearance for work at the Savannah River Project.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (mpXpK)

196 Concrete could be done by self if its a small job say a sidewalk pad. But if a floor or a patio bigger than 100 Sq ft it will take some knowledge.
In summer it can get away and start hardening quickly.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (bksJQ)

197 >>>Pull your kids out of college and teach them how to trowel flatwork.

it is a skill...i love stamped concrete.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (7wF4h)

198 #MolluskLivesMatter

Posted by: Steamed Clams at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (Tyii7)

199 185 - Fabricating Buncha Idiots

Posted by: Zombie J Edgar, now Tranny!4evar at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (ucB75)

200 Most of the time is making the forms. Just get some rebar and make a
good grid after that. A cement company will bring the truck and pour.
Depending on size you may need a few people to help move the cement
around. For a driveway, it doesn't need to be ultra smooth.


Can I substitute bones for rebar if I tie them together? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (YEelc)

201 ffs, The Five is talking about how mooch was "presidential" last night.
....
Well, she's female (probably) and black, soooo.....Qualified!

Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (1H9ox)

202 178


ffs, The Five is talking about how mooch was "presidential" last night.

vomit
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:19 PM (qCMvj)

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Roger Ailes at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (DurKO)

203 So - is there enough there to charge the dump truck driver? Was this barrier-crashing intentional? Sure, it shows extraordinarily bad judgment and driving skills - but is there enough for an indictment?

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 05:23 PM (Sfs6o)

204
Breaking: FBI has lost track of the dump truck driver.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug




And Pittsburgh SWAT just shot a dog. To stay in practice.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 05:23 PM (kdS6q)

205 To be an FBI agent you have to have a law degree or accounting degree. That might explain the problem.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:23 PM (tL/BP)

206 >>"Breaking Away"

Heh, good movie!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 05:23 PM (NOIQH)

207 HA! They're chanting "Don't vote for Hillary! She's killing black people!"

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (GUBah)

208 You can do it yourself. Its not too bad.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 26, 2016 05:16 PM (t06LC)


As stupid as it sounds, I've been thinking about that...

My son has a Bobcat with a jackhammer attachment, bucket and forks for the demo, along with a dump trailer.

It is a pretty straightforward project, but I would need someone who has done this before just for a backup.

If I do this, I'm going to take pictures to keep everyone amused.

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (Zs4uk)

209 Again I will say that, regardless of how you might feel about President W Bush, his "Fly-Paper" strategy for killing muzzie lunatics over THERE rather than having them killing us HERE, was a good one.

With the two exceptions that, of course, we weren't allowed to go after the Iranian conduit that pumped IEDs into Iraq from the East, nor were we able to acknowledge that The Soddie Wahhabis were bankrolling a lot of the killers we were dealing with who were coming in from the West.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (CS7jF)

210
The Five is talking about how mooch was "presidential" last night.

vomit
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


That bar has been lowered substantially.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (IqV8l)

211 @73, they haven't posted a pic of the driver, so I'm holding fire on not black / muslim yet. They ran with George Zimmerman only because of the name, and they called the DC Sniper "John Allen Williams" for years to cover the Mohammed part; same with John Walker Lindh.

Not saying it's not some crazy white guy, like the guy who flew a plane into the IRS building in Austin, but still. Wait and see.

Posted by: sunny-dee at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (QAOZh)

212 In Philadelphia they have a restriction on I-95 on trucks over 5 ton, they have to detour off of I-95 because of the DNC.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (bksJQ)

213 Fine? More for my kids.

Posted by: Lactating Cockroach at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)

214 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:11 PM (mgbwf)

For your edification I've been de-barbing hooks on 5 inch bunny leeches and such. Dry bag mostly packed.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:24 PM (3myMJ)

215 Bad news bear guy went from stud to dud in Breaking Away.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:25 PM (tL/BP)

216 ffs, The Five is talking about how mooch was "presidential" last night.

And I'm sure She thinks someday She will be....Don't under estimate Her ambition...
....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:25 PM (O2RFr)

217 Speaking of dump trucks...Michelle gave a hell of a speech last night apparently.

Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:25 PM (1H9ox)

218 trump has a new one - rotten hillary.

eh.

if anyone has influence in the trump campaign, try this:

"queen of corruption".

a bit alliterative, raises bad associations and is reminiscent of the title bestowed on leona helmsley, "the queen of mean", which stuck.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:25 PM (WTSFk)

219 203 So - is there enough there to charge the dump truck driver? Was this barrier-crashing intentional? Sure, it shows extraordinarily bad judgment and driving skills - but is there enough for an indictment?
........................

It was just careless handling of the truck.

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 05:25 PM (Ffw22)

220 In summer it can get away and start hardening quickly.

Posted by: Skip


Happens to me in the winter too.

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 05:26 PM (8ikIW)

221 I digress.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:26 PM (9ym/8)

222 ... really, i think "queen of corruption" is pretty good.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:26 PM (WTSFk)

223 Mooch is finally proud of her country now, what else do you want?

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:26 PM (bksJQ)

224 I see its the Alabama democrats that earn Alabama its reputation.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 05:27 PM (LYCUN)

225 Well, somebody didn't lose their car keys, did they Mr.Comey?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:27 PM (HgMAr)

226 Michelle gave a hell of a speech last night apparently.

Our squid friends on Facecrook are just beside themselves over it.

Posted by: Steamed Clams at July 26, 2016 05:27 PM (Tyii7)

227 . Try to buy anything, anywhere for four f*ing cents per pound.


Hello sugar

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 26, 2016 05:27 PM (lKyWE)

228 This is pretty funny. Bernie is getting more love than Hillary.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

229 Willowed in the last thread, so here goes....



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Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (v5iqM)

230 Not many black people at the BLM rally.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (dsfO9)

231 Michelle gave a hell of a speech last night apparently.

I'm sure she wrote it herself.

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (8ikIW)

232 My gawd, watching the dnc, hardly a male face to be seen.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (ZnIt3)

233 "But what was his mens rea? MENS REA, I tell ya!"

Posted by: James Comey at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (5115x)

234 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:11 PM (mgbwf)

For your edification I've been de-barbing hooks on 5 inch bunny leeches and such. Dry bag mostly packed.
Posted by: Meremortal



Oh, do tell!

Muskies somewhere? Salmon?

What where what where?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (mgbwf)

235

The JEF speaks tomorrow.

I can't wait for all of this to be over.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (qCMvj)

236 Dump truck was driven by FBI agent running late getting back from Kitty's Topless Playhouse.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (3myMJ)

237 They are a Flipping Bunch of Idiots anyway, his intention was ok so let him go like Hillary.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (gNrgn)

238 ... the corruption tie in with "clinton cash", of course, and "queen" aptly limns her as an entitled autocrat above the little people and expecting a coronation.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (WTSFk)

239 JackStraw: "This is pretty funny. Bernie is getting more love than Hillary."

Dysentery gets more love than Hilarity!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (1CroS)

240 maybe he was just trying to do something The Simpson's never have.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (VO/Dr)

241 Jesus, Moochelle makes one "good" speech and everybody thinks she looks "presidential??" And "The Five" goes along?
We are such a stupid, stupid country.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (0lUW7)

242 230 Not many black people at the BLM rally.
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (dsfO9)
----------------------
Yeah, it looks more like a Berniebot crowd.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (T/5A0)

243 I think the Arizona delegate just had a stroke.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (LYCUN)

244 Concrete guys on job I'm working on (inside so that wasn't problem ) were being rushed most likely had hardening agents mixed in the concrete. They didn't get 1/2 of a walk in box done but had enough concrete for whole pad were digging it up and wheelbarrow it out because it got hard to fast.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (bksJQ)

245 220 In summer it can get away and start hardening quickly.

Posted by: Skip


It's a little over 2500 sq. ft., 32 yards of cement. I would use a pump truck because of the way the driveway is, so it could be poured in one piece and saw cut.

Anyone done this before?

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (Zs4uk)

246 The JEF speaks tomorrow.

I can't wait for all of this to be over.


Great...... I was hoping He wasn't gonna speak... Get ready for the comparisons to the Gettysburg Address...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (O2RFr)

247 Hopefully no gays or lesbians were hurt......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (NuElX)

248
Jesus, Moochelle makes one "good" speech and everybody thinks she looks "presidential??" And "The Five" goes along?


Worked for her husband

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (lKyWE)

249 I'm amazed at how many non blacks are at BLM protests.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (bksJQ)

250
BTW - for Twitter-haters, they released their financials today. Revenue growth down big. Stock down 10% on the overnight.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (kdS6q)

251 246 Him miss a chance to flap his purple lips?Never.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (B48dK)

252 really, i think "queen of corruption" is pretty good.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:26 PM (WTSFk)

Sung to the tune of "Eve of Destruction," by Barry McGuire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 05:32 PM (Zu3d9)

253 Jesus, Moochelle makes one "good" speech and everybody thinks she looks "presidential??" And "The Five" goes along?
We are such a stupid, stupid country.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (0lUW7)


in the past 30 mins someone mentioned Allahpundit, and I read Joe Scarborough, and The Five making a big deal of it.

Sick of it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:32 PM (qCMvj)

254 Gee, it's almost like an awful lot of people are really fed up with heavy-handed and incompetent Federal policing. (Vicki Weaver, LaVoy Finicum, and 76 Branch Davidians unavailable for comment.)

Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 26, 2016 05:32 PM (rznWS)

255 What where what where?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:29 PM (mgbwf)

Prep for the Zhupanova River float trip. Leave Sunday. Taking two 7 weights, one is a ten footer. Talked to one of the guides today, he's bringing a 6,7,8 and a spey rod in case the salmon are running.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:32 PM (3myMJ)

256 Him miss a chance to flap his purple lips?
Never.

Posted by: steevy

Maybe he should steam those things

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 05:32 PM (8ikIW)

257 ... just googled "queen of corruption" and it's been done, ad nauseum. didn't even have to add hillary.

oh well.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (WTSFk)

258 Regardless of the seaso, this Summer sounds like a slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (kTF2Z)

259 250
BTW - for Twitter-haters, they released their financials today. Revenue growth down big. Stock down 10% on the overnight.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (kdS6q)

Strange. I wonder why?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (3ZoRf)

260 BTW - for Twitter-haters, they released their financials today. Revenue growth down big. Stock down 10% on the overnight.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 05:31 PM (kdS6q)


yep

Twitter's Revenue Growth Dwindles, and Its Outlook Disappoints

Twitter continued a string of disappointing quarterly reports under Chief Executive Jack Dorsey, posting its worst revenue growth ever and weak user numbers.

The social-media company's revenue increased 20% to $602 million for the three months that ended June 30, its eighth straight quarter of shrinking growth. Analysts surveyed by Thomson Reuters estimated Twitter would post revenue of $606.8 million.

The company also posted a weak revenue outlook. Shares dropped sharply after hours, declining 9% to $16.79.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (qCMvj)

261 Remain calm!
All is well!

Posted by: Flat Guy at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (k8tEg)

262 Meanwhile in Chicago a woman was hacked to death with a machete.

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (ZUao0)

263 osted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (0lUW7)

I had absolutely no interest in hearing Michelle speak. She can't write; Her thesis from Princeton proves this.
Perhaps they should nominate for President the speechwriter who actually wrote it if it was indeed "the speech of the ages".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (HXQyP)

264 Well after Nice it's not beyond the realm of speculation that the Religion Of Peace is truckin' C.A.I.R. for all the unbelievers to behold/sarc. Jerry Garcia is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (yNyJy)

265 I hate to say it, but I think it's a "black" thing and our side is just as guilty. Ben Carson got a lot of mileage--and a presidential run--out of a "good" speech at a prayer breakfast. Moochelle's presidential timber now too--apparently because of one fucking speech.
It's almost like soft racism. "Oh my, that black guy/girl strung some words together without sounding like Lester Hayes! Let's nominate them for president!"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (0lUW7)

266 "Jesus, Moochelle makes one "good" speech and everybody thinks she looks "presidential??" And "The Five" goes along? "

I will fucking kill myself if Moo became president.

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (ZUao0)

267 Perhaps they should nominate for President the speechwriter who actually wrote it if it was indeed "the speech of the ages".

My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr)

268 The Queen of Corruption, seeing me and Julio down by the schoolyard.

Posted by: Paul Simon at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (syn4Y)

269 Meanwhile in Chicago a woman was hacked to death with a machete.

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (ZUao0)

Ut-oh.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:35 PM (3myMJ)

270
From the "but of course" file:

http://tinyurl.com/hplb5oc

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 05:35 PM (ODxAs)

271 Horrendo Revolver is in the march making a big scene.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 05:35 PM (GUBah)

272 Michelle would face plant in the debates.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 05:35 PM (LYCUN)

273 Jesus, Moochelle makes one "good" speech and everybody thinks she looks "presidential??" And "The Five" goes along?
.............

Juan came in his pants and Dana left a snail track.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:36 PM (HgMAr)

274 Prep for the Zhupanova River float trip


Oh right. It must have been something other than seething jealousy that made me forget that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:36 PM (mgbwf)

275 Michelle would face plant in the debates.

, but the media wouldn't say so...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:36 PM (O2RFr)

276 If twitter is declining it's not for its politics. It's because it really just isn't that good.

Perhaps the novelty is finally wearing off.

Also the political discrimination certainly can't be helping.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 05:36 PM (qUNWi)

277 Let's see if Chelsea can make her presidential bones with one fucking "good" speech.
Anyone wanna lay odds?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:36 PM (0lUW7)

278 I haven't done a concrete job since my outbuilding, It doesn't need to be pumped but moved by wheelbarrow if truck can't shoot it in place.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (bksJQ)

279 277 Let's see if Chelsea can make her presidential bones with one fucking "good" speech.
Anyone wanna lay odds?


I'm gonna be sick...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (O2RFr)

280 Horrendo Revolver
...........

any relation to Gerdildo Retardo?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (HgMAr)

281 Remain calm!


Are you talking to the tits?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (mgbwf)

282 Correction: woman attacked with machete in Chicago. I'm not sure if she survived or not

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (ZUao0)

283 JoeF.: "It's almost like soft racism. 'Oh my, that black guy/girl strung some words together without sounding like Lester Hayes! Let's nominate them for president!'"

Well, they have to be clean and articulate, too. So no racism here.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (1CroS)

284 Nobody knows or cares who the WNBA MVP is Delaware.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 05:38 PM (LYCUN)

285 He was clearly just being careless. It was incompetence, not intentional evil that caused this. Let him go.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 05:38 PM (39g3+)

286 Correction: woman attacked with machete in Chicago. I'm not sure if she survived or not

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM


Do you have a link, Lauren?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2016 05:38 PM (ZQfW9)

287 any relation to Gerdildo Retardo?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (HgMAr)


One and the same.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 05:38 PM (GUBah)

288 Oh right. It must have been something other than seething jealousy that made me forget that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:36 PM (mgbwf)

Watched any of the videos of that place yet?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:38 PM (3myMJ)

289 Too bad Clint Eastwood doesn't show up and talk to an empty Hover round.... That I'd watch...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

290 "Dana left a snail track."
Another reason why I can't stand her anymore. And I used to have a major hard-on for her. How she can go along with a lot of the same crowd who destroyed her old boss (W) mystifies me.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:38 PM (0lUW7)

291 282 Correction: woman attacked with machete in Chicago. I'm not sure if she survived or not
Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (ZUao0)

Smh

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (7lVbc)

292 re: Michelle's convention speech... That was Barack's big launch in 2000.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (syn4Y)

293 Ahhhh, good times, good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:13 PM (CS7jF)

I was there in 1974. It is the only place in the US that I positively hated. Couldn't wait to get out of there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:17 PM (mpXpK)

I lived in Seattle with the First Ex-Mrs. Sharkman, an got up at 4 every morning and rode the ferry over. That's the only way she would agree to me being stationed on a ship in such a provincial hick town. You could pull it off because parking under the Highway 99 Viaduct in Seattle near the ferry terminal didn't cost anything at the time. Now it would be $30 bucks a day just to park to ride the ferry.

I seem to recall that you served aboard the Big E when it was there.

I was a supply officer on the USS Camden, AOE-2.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (CS7jF)

294 I have heard Michelle Speak in the past; It truly sounds like she is reading from a teleprompter. Of course, they all do read from it, but some people have the ability to give a speech that sounds like it's their own. Her delivery stinks; I can't imagine she was any better giving her "speech of the century" for the woman she detests.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (HXQyP)

295 "My gawd, watching the dnc, hardly a male face to be seen."

Someone pointed out what ought to have been obvious, but which for whatever reason I hadn't previously caught on to: Democratic conventions are overwhelmingly attended by educrats, because Big Government funding is their literal bread and butter. And because teachers and professors can take off en masse for these gatherings during the summer.

The corollary, which you see here, is that the educrat establishment is increasingly a matriarchy, from "Doctor" Jill Biden on down.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (noWW6)

296 The last time I priced a concrete pumper truck it was a grand for a one day rental. We put down board road because our problem was soft mud.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (7E9kv)

297 Ah she can speak, but was her skirt well ironed?

Posted by: David Brooks at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (k8tEg)

298 263 osted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:30 PM (0lUW7)

I had absolutely no interest in hearing Michelle speak. She can't write; Her thesis from Princeton proves this.
Perhaps they should nominate for President the speechwriter who actually wrote it if it was indeed "the speech of the ages".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 05:33 PM (HXQyP)
Mooch has plagiarized from Oprah's fluffy comments from Opie's shows since M became FLOTUS. That's why Oprah can't stand Mooch now;-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (yNyJy)

299 Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (bksJQ)

That's a lot of concrete to move by hand.

One yard weighs something like 4,000 pounds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (Zu3d9)

300 Nobody knows or cares who the WNBA MVP is Delaware.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

Most Vaginally Playful?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 05:40 PM (UPYhp)

301 maybe he was just trying to do something The Simpson's never have.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty


*cough*Mr. Plow*cough*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 05:40 PM (VY8H5)

302 >>I hate to say it, but I think it's a "black" thing and our side is just
as guilty. Ben Carson got a lot of mileage--and a presidential run--out
of a "good" speech at a prayer breakfast.

Maybe. Probably helps that Dr. Carson is one of the best in his field of neurosurgery and is actively involved in the community via his foundation.

Michelle....went to some really great schools, but is now lauded for her nutrition advice (without a degree) and her fabulous fashion.

I know which one of them is more admirable.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 05:40 PM (NOIQH)

303 OT

I tweeted some kindle freebies today
If you are not on Twitter you can still see them here

http://www.bookhorde.org/p/twitter-feed.html

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 05:40 PM (7lVbc)

304

Someone mentioned in the earlier thread, Rush played a clip by Andrea Mitchell on the floor that 40% of the people were sitting on their hands when mooch spoke.

Then upChuck Todd sort of blasted her to try to hide that fact, because they were saying the opposite from the desk.

I guarantee you they have strategically placed mic's.

It was awkward. Todd swept in to sweep what Mitchell said under the rug.

Such deceit and deception.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:40 PM (qCMvj)

305 If David Brooks and George Will got in a fist fight would anyone notice?

Posted by: Zen Koan at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (k8tEg)

306

I LIKE TITS!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (qul7b)

307 "Do you have a link, Lauren?"

Just saw the headline on Yahoo but it linked to a video report.

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (ZUao0)

308
All I see is stuff about a big machete attack there in 2014 so this isn't new for Chicago.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (3myMJ)

309 >>>>>BTW - for Twitter-haters, they released their financials today. Revenue growth down big. Stock down 10% on the overnight.
.
.
.
.Twitter can't survive long without constant explosive growth of about 10% per quarter.

They have pretty much peaked now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (iONHu)

310 I LIKE TITS!
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles

This message really speaks to me.

Posted by: Dirty Vicar at July 26, 2016 05:42 PM (UPYhp)

311 Madeline Allbright. Remember that basket case?

She put out a statement criticizing Trump's foreign policy statements (about which there's a lot to criticize), but she picked one thing to bitch about that is objectively true.

James Taranto says "Hey, do you think maybe she can't even see the obvious?"

http://tinyurl.com/jc5438x

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)

312 the tits are not calm.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 05:43 PM (dsfO9)

313 My outbuilding pad could be reached mostly but maybe just the far corners. The wheelbarrow is hopefully needed just for areas a shoot can't reach.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:43 PM (bksJQ)

314 "I haven't done a concrete job since my outbuilding, It doesn't need to
be pumped but moved by wheelbarrow if truck can't shoot it in place."

Having moved wet concrete via wheelbarrow, all I can say is that getting a truck with a long pumping arm is absolutely the way to go. Even at age 20, in top physical condition, it was a bitch.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 05:43 PM (noWW6)

315 Skip. When you call the Readi-Mix supplier, tell them in detail about your pour, the distance from where the truck will park, likely wheelbarrow transport, etc. They can mix the load to be a slower setting recipe, and you can also specify the strength of the mix, depending on the load you're going to put on the slab.

Prayers for the machete victim in Chicago. What a dreadful thing to suffer and endure. I keep a machete in my truck for clearing brush, and have a dread respect for even what a slip and mistake can mean with that blade.

But for the Dem convention, with all that nice HVAC? A garbage dumpster truck, with those lift forks mounted on the front.

A bit of a rampage at the HVAC evaporators outside the venue, and they'd be roasting in there in no time, flat.

But, Horseface Kerry says HVAC is more dangerous than ISIS, so the driver could justly claim self-defense, right?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 05:43 PM (v5iqM)

316 the tits are not calm.
Posted by: Infidel

Are they sugary?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 26, 2016 05:43 PM (UPYhp)

317 1 Madeline Allbright.

Used to call Her Madeline Not So Bright for good reason... Though Hillary sure gave Her a run for the money...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:44 PM (O2RFr)

318 Same Project Runway queen that did SNLamer's Ghostbusters premiere dress did Mooch's dress. Same design same model. Shiny monochromatic A-line in effort to hide the fat caboose & bullet proof vest.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 05:44 PM (yNyJy)

319 "How did the FBI EVER come up what that shit"

Sounds Bill Clinton-esque? Hmmmm

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 05:44 PM (eSQgj)

320 *shakes give-a-shit meter*

She's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 05:44 PM (1ZOkK)

321 I'm hoping the BernieBros boo when Bill Clinton speaks, but even I don't think they'd do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 05:45 PM (HXQyP)

322 Those occasional "men" at the Dem convention?

Geldings.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:45 PM (3myMJ)

323 Seriously, when Barry is out of office, so much shit is going to come out that I doubt Moochelle will be on anyone's short list for president. Still, the Democrat are sick with wanting dynasties. They have it all laid out.
2008-2017 Obama
2017-2025 Hillary!
2025-2033 Moochelle
2033-2041 Chelsea!
with Malia on deck...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:45 PM (0lUW7)

324 That's a lot of concrete to move by hand.One yard weighs something like 4,000 pounds.Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo 


When some people say, 'I got a ton of work done today', they actually got a ton of work done that day.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 05:45 PM (ZnIt3)

325 Watched any of the videos of that place yet?

Posted by: Meremortal



Watching now.

I'm regretting poor life choices and hoping there's enough time left to make good ones that can lead me there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:46 PM (mgbwf)

326 My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr)
............

Nowadays it would be built by Mexicans.
But you have to pay them and there's taco truck out front.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:46 PM (HgMAr)

327
Nowadays it would be built by Mexicans.
But you have to pay them and there's taco truck out front.


Okay, I laughed...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:46 PM (O2RFr)

328 "I hate to say it, but I think it's a "black" thing and our side is just
as guilty. Ben Carson got a lot of mileage--and a presidential run--out
of a "good" speech at a prayer breakfast."

Famous neurosurgeon bashes Obamacare to Obama's face. I don't care what color he is.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 05:46 PM (eSQgj)

329 when Barry is out of office, so much shit is going to come out that I doubt Moochelle will be on anyone's short list for president.

----------

Every Dem list is a short list which is why she is probably on every Dem list.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 05:47 PM (gmeXX)

330 305 If David Brooks and George Will got in a fist fight would anyone notice?
Posted by: Zen Koan at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (k8tEg)
Both could definitely "fist" one another alright, but it would not resemble anything like a fight;-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 05:47 PM (yNyJy)

331 I LIKE TITS!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (qul7b)
............

I noticed.

Posted by: Christina Aguilera at July 26, 2016 05:48 PM (HgMAr)

332 I'm regretting poor life choices and hoping there's enough time left to make good ones that can lead me there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 05:46 PM (mgbwf)

Think of it as Alaska plus international airfare. You're young, right? Plenty of time.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:48 PM (3myMJ)

333 I've used a ready mix truck a few times helping guys do their own, worked well. My outbuilding is 16 feet wide 30 feet long and concrete was fed from the short side. The shoots can reach maybe 20 feet and you can rake it from there.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:48 PM (bksJQ)

334 Every Dem list is a short list which is why she is probably on every Dem list.
Posted by: SH

Put the Short Bus on your short list!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2016 05:48 PM (UPYhp)

335 >>>when Barry is out of office, so much shit is going to come out that I
doubt Moochelle will be on anyone's short list for president.


You won't hear it from us.

Posted by: mfm at July 26, 2016 05:48 PM (syn4Y)

336 Some slaves did indeed help build the White House, but they were paid.
Free blacks, white laborers from the area, Scottish, Irish and other European immigrants--included skilled stone masons also helped.
But it's a nice, easy, simple-minded slogan and everyone eats it up.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 05:48 PM (0lUW7)

337 I doubt George Will could even make a fist.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 05:48 PM (qUNWi)

338 Link in sig to machete story.

Looks like it was a "Mexican dude targets prostiutes" thing and not an "AllahuAckbar" thing.

"Police say the man convinced the woman to get into his green minivan.

When inside the minivan, the man attacked her, but she was able to run away. He chased after her carrying a machete-type knife and cut her several times, then got back into his van and drove off."

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:49 PM (ZUao0)

339 330 305 If David Brooks and George Will got in a fist fight would anyone notice?
Posted by: Zen Koan at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM (k8tEg)
Both could definitely "fist" one another alright, but it would not resemble anything like a fight;-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 05:47 PM (yNyJy)


Fight em? I rectum.

Posted by: George Will at July 26, 2016 05:49 PM (t06LC)

340 Huh. The guys first, middle, and last names and age came out immediately.

How come that never happens when the perp's name is Mohammed or Shabaz or something? In those cases, are they required to call in a translator to read the ID or some such?

Posted by: Damiano at July 26, 2016 05:50 PM (71OEY)

341 Every Dem list is a short list which is why she is probably on every Dem list.
Posted by: SH

Put the Short Bus on your short list!

-----------

The Dem list of people under 60 is one or both the Castro twins, Moosh, George Clooney, and Zuckerberg.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 05:50 PM (gmeXX)

342 Tom Knighton at PJ media gave me a chuckle wight Note to DNC, Stop blaming Putin, you wrote the emails.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 05:51 PM (bksJQ)

343 Ah she can speak, but was her skirt well ironed?

Posted by: David Brooks at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (k8tEg)
...............

They tried to but the plastic melted and fucked up the iron.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:51 PM (HgMAr)

344 The Dem list of people under 60 is one or both the Castro twins, Moosh, George Clooney, and Zuckerberg.


Hah...Patton Oswalt will get called up eventually.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 05:51 PM (qUNWi)

345 MSNBC reports that a 24-hour guard has been posted at Paul Ryan's wall in case of similar truck-related violence.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (LdMbv)

346

they are calling out Plouffe on the five

- the DNC is allowing uber, who they hate to help with the convention

- which reminds me of them being banned in Austin by the dems

- but also, the DNC is allowing alcohol restrictions lifted while the DNC convention is going on - late night serving and all that

- Juan actually called them out for not putting the mothers or families of the murdered cops on the stage, for balance

plouffe is a typical politician, smoothly lies without any face deflections, smoothly deflects - filth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (qCMvj)

347 293 I seem to recall that you served aboard the Big E when it was there.



I was a supply officer on the USS Camden, AOE-2.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (CS7jF)

Yeah, I was on the Enterprise. We were getting a general overhaul and they were upgrading the cats to handle the F-14 which was much heavier than the Phantom.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (mpXpK)

348 The Dem list of people under 60 is one or both the Castro twins, Moosh, George Clooney, and Zuckerberg.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 05:50 PM (gmeXX)


Is Clooney under 60? He just seems old as shit.

Posted by: George Will at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (t06LC)

349 The music plays louder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (rwI+c)

350 Another assault truck? I bet this one had a thing that goes up and an adapter to make it rev faster and everything!

Posted by: Damiano at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (71OEY)

351 I mentioned earlier that I joined reddit. Thinking it might be the next Twitter / FB. Or not.

They have an q& a with the author of Clinton Cash.
Tomorrow a q & a with The Donald himself

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (7lVbc)

352

Circus tent dresses?

My bullet resistant vest has a meat flap extension.

Hangs to my knees.

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (qul7b)

353 I know I promised just the tip.

And I'm sorry. But it wasn't intentional.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 05:53 PM (WlGX+)

354 The Dem list of people under 60 is one or both the Castro twins, Moosh, George Clooney, and Zuckerberg.


Hah...Patton Oswalt will get called up eventually.

----------

You're thinking of the short Dem list which the Castro twins also are on.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 05:53 PM (gmeXX)

355 Mooch told Oprah right after the grifters moved into the WH, "Some things have been broken" regarding the Wednesday night cocktail parties and...conga lines.

I hope when that trash moves out, they take their Chairman Mao Christmas ornament with them.

The place is going to need more than fresh coats of paint.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 05:53 PM (1ZOkK)

356 >>> Same Project Runway queen that did SNLamer's Ghostbusters premiere dress did Mooch's dress. Same design same model. Shiny monochromatic A-line in effort to hide the fat caboose & bullet proof vest.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 05:44 PM (yNyJy)

Hate one of the fashion bloggers I read. They can nit pick over the tiniest detail. Not ONE complaint about her. Everything was glorious. Really? The weird boob pull wasn't a prob for you? Hacks.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (hvf9s)

357 A Mexican machete attack brings us to...

The Mexican Word Of The Day!

Ice Mocha.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (3myMJ)

358
My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves.... Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr) ............
And it really wasn't built by slaves,the foundation was laid with the help of slave labor but for the most part the house was built by skilled tradesmen.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (lKyWE)

359 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (mpXpK

What year were you in the Enterprise?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (tL/BP)

360 I wonder if Mooch steams her hoo-hoo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (1ZOkK)

361
So daily f'ing Mail has pictures of the terrorists who killed the priest in France.

The problem? They used pictures of the asshole as an 11 year old child. Wtf? Trayvoning the situation?

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (ZUao0)

362 They have an q& a with the author of Clinton Cash.
Tomorrow a q & a with The Donald himself
Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (7lVbc)


must use reddit vernacular!

AMA - ask me anything

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (qCMvj)

363 I have a bad memory because ice mocha lotta weed.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

364 on = in

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (tL/BP)

365 I wonder if Mooch steams her hoo-hoo?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (1ZOkK)


I'm pretty sure she just slathers it with gravy.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (GUBah)

366 359 What year were you in the Enterprise?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (tL/BP)

1972 until 1977.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (mpXpK)

367 360 I wonder if Mooch steams her hoo-hoo?

Mooch would never steam her own hoo-hoo. She has people for that. Mainly overseas.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (WlGX+)

368


I drive my truck through Lena's gates all the time IYKWIM...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (qul7b)

369 302 >>I hate to say it, but I think it's a "black" thing and our side is just as guilty. Ben Carson got a lot of mileage--and a presidential run--out of a "good" speech at a prayer breakfast.

Maybe. Probably helps that Dr. Carson is one of the best in his field of neurosurgery and is actively involved in the community via his foundation.

Michelle....went to some really great schools, but is now lauded for her nutrition advice (without a degree) and her fabulous fashion.
_____________________

Pretty sad when "presidential" means the ability to read a speech off a teleprompter.

Michelle Obama, unlike Ben Carson, never even had a successful career. She was a mediocre high school student who was, by her own admission, not qualified for an Ivy League college. She was admitted to Princeton despite her unimpressive (by her own admission) grades and SAT scores, because her brother was a basketball star there, and also because she was a black female. She got into Harvard Law because of her skin color as well.

After law school, she was hired as a junior associate by Sidley & Austin, a Chicago firm. She flunked the Illinois bar exam, but the firm kept her on anyway, because . . . black female. They fired her a few years later, because it was obvious she couldn't cut it. She never had another job practicing law again. She was gifted some make-work, political patronage jobs, based on her political connections (thru Barry and her Democratic ward boss daddy).

Michelle Obama has never run anything in her life, other than her mouth, but somehow she is qualified to be president because . . . black female.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (NnYnv)

370 In other news, I just bought a frozen cedar-planked salmon at Kroger. It's defrosting in the sink.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (1ZOkK)

371 360
I wonder if Mooch steams her hoo-hoo?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (1ZOkK)
I had the misfortune of reading that article while eating a tuna sandwich for lunch.

Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (a0IVu)

372 Trayvoning the situation?


It's become the norm.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (WlGX+)

373 When is Hillary's crowning and berning at the stake?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (3myMJ)

374 They tried to but the plastic melted and fucked up the iron.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:51 PM (HgMAr)
..............

Probably got hung up on the hidden wiener strap.

::looks for brain bleach::

Posted by: willy at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (Ffw22)

375

I steam my Ho-Ho's.

Makes 'em easier to eat out of Huma...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 05:57 PM (qul7b)

376

netflix night

wine

time to turn off The Five
bad show

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:57 PM (qCMvj)

377 Any famous Trannys out there who can answer the question "Does a professional do the tucking?" Like hair, makeup, wardrobe, tucker?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:57 PM (yU8SS)

378 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (mpXpK)

Lucky you. You just missed my buddy who was on her in 1979.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:57 PM (tL/BP)

379 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (NnYnv)


In other words, si, I'm more qualified to lead a country.

Posted by: Random Venezuelan Garbageman at July 26, 2016 05:58 PM (GUBah)

380 plouffe is a typical politician
...........

I thought it was a baked egg dish which originated in early eighteenth century France.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 05:58 PM (HgMAr)

381
If David Brooks and George Will got in a fist fight....
Posted by: Zen Koan



273D: Domestic violence

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 05:58 PM (kdS6q)

382 >>> Famous neurosurgeon bashes Obamacare to Obama's face. I don't care what color he is.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 05:46 PM (eSQgj)

While grinning merrily during the speech the whole time. An epic trolling by a happy stealth (at the time) GOP warrior. No matter how disappointed I got with him in the primaries, we'll always have Paris...and the prayer breakfast.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 05:58 PM (hvf9s)

383 Police say the man may be targeting women who engage in high-risk activity.

lol... facts scare the MFM.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2016 05:58 PM (zUoxk)

384 >>The Dem list of people under 60 is one or both the Castro twins, Moosh, George Clooney, and Zuckerberg.


According to the WashPost Sarah SIlverman is now a political force.
Add her to the list, it's not like she's that good at being a comedian.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 05:58 PM (NOIQH)

385 If David Brooks and George Will got in a fist fight....

by fist fight you mean hair-pulling, of course

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 26, 2016 05:59 PM (oAY8z)

386 369 302 >>I hate to say it, but I think it's a "black" thing and our side is just as guilty. Ben Carson got a lot of mileage--and a presidential run--out of a "good" speech at a prayer breakfast.

Maybe. Probably helps that Dr. Carson is one of the best in his field of neurosurgery and is actively involved in the community via his foundation.

Michelle....went to some really great schools, but is now lauded for her nutrition advice (without a degree) and her fabulous fashion.
_____________________

Pretty sad when "presidential" means the ability to read a speech off a teleprompter.

Michelle Obama, unlike Ben Carson, never even had a successful career. She was a mediocre high school student who was, by her own admission, not qualified for an Ivy League college. She was admitted to Princeton despite her unimpressive (by her own admission) grades and SAT scores, because her brother was a basketball star there, and also because she was a black female. She got into Harvard Law because of her skin color as well.

After law school, she was hired as a junior associate by Sidley & Austin, a Chicago firm. She flunked the Illinois bar exam, but the firm kept her on anyway, because . . . black female. They fired her a few years later, because it was obvious she couldn't cut it. She never had another job practicing law again. She was gifted some make-work, political patronage jobs, based on her political connections (thru Barry and her Democratic ward boss daddy).

Michelle Obama has never run anything in her life, other than her mouth, but somehow she is qualified to be president because . . . black female.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (NnYnv)

Wrong! She ran the 4-3 defense as the middle linebacker.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 05:59 PM (ALaia)

387 So the Dems have decided to order some flags for the stage at the DNC. Whaddaya think? Burn them, trample them under foot, soak them in urine? I think they may still be open to suggestion for anything really innovative.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (R+30W)

388 378
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:55 PM (mpXpK)



Lucky you. You just missed my buddy who was on her in 1979.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 05:57 PM (tL/BP)

By then I had already been here for two years.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (mpXpK)

389
What's the name of the old movie where the radioactive giant bugs travel from downstate Illinois up to Chicago and to the Art Museum? It was before they put in the interstates.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (iQIUe)

390 They ran with George Zimmerman only because of the name,


Yep. The MFM though he just had to be a Joo.

Having jumped the gun and egged their own faces, they had to scramble for that "white hispanic" bushwa to try and cover their sorry asses.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (WlGX+)

391 According to the WashPost Sarah SIlverman is now a political force.
Add her to the list, it's not like she's that good at being a comedian.

According to the Washington Post everyone and everything is perfect at this Convention..

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

392 CNN: Beautiful picture of Hillary with the headline "History Being Made"
she is looking to the sky, with a thoughtful look, and thinking of what color the drapes in the oval office will be. Damn, what a time to be alive, a women president, just think of that!

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (6+jI3)

393 "Police say the man may be targeting women who engage in high-risk activity."

New hairdressing technique. It was an accident.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (3myMJ)

394 Don't be deceived-the DNC only brought in some flags so they could boo them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (WlGX+)

395 >>>jwest

30+ yards is alot.
lots of factors to weigh...time of day your trucks arrive, the weather, etc.

i would get a crew, but either way, good luck.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (7wF4h)

396
Boy, Them! (1954) starts off reminding me of TWD with the little girl in her pjs and doll wandering around.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (iQIUe)

397 Anyone else planning on watching the Rapist speak tonight? I wonder what they'll shoot him full of so he can stagger out to the podium and gasp out his speech?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (1ZOkK)

398 397 Anyone else planning on watching the Rapist speak tonight? I wonder what they'll shoot him full of so he can stagger out to the podium and gasp out his speech?


NO!

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 06:02 PM (O2RFr)

399 In other news, I just bought a frozen cedar-planked salmon at Kroger. It's defrosting in the sink. Posted by: Jane D'oh 

Wild salmon? Free range, harvested by indigenous people, sustainable? Is the cedar harvested from old growth forests? Sustainable?

It's not a meal if you're raping the planet, increasing the ozone layer, causing the sea level to rise, and increasing the co2 level.


Posted by: free range progressive food shamer at July 26, 2016 06:02 PM (ZnIt3)

400 Evening all

Somebody is mad at the FBI?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:02 PM (Ozsfq)

401 The Dems / Media theme song should be that ear worm Lego movie song.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 06:02 PM (tL/BP)

402
Comey to Ross:

"You mad, bro?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:02 PM (27m1/)

403 Anyone else planning on watching the Rapist speak tonight? I wonder what they'll shoot him full of so he can stagger out to the podium and gasp out his speech?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (1ZOkK)

No I'd rather watch the Yankees drop out of the pennant race or watch paint dry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (Ozsfq)

404
Zimmerman was a 1/4 or 1/8 black, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (iQIUe)

405 >>Michelle Obama, unlike Ben Carson, never even had a successful career.


Exactly.

Even her biggest accomplishment as FLOTUS, the Heathly and Hunger-Free Act, was cribbed from a Center for American Progress policy paper, because she did not have any active "causes" that other incoming presidential wives typically have (because she didn't do anything in the community, to help others prior to 1/2009 that I've heard about).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (NOIQH)

406 In other news, I just bought a frozen cedar-planked salmon at Kroger. It's defrosting in the sink.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 05:56 PM (1ZOkK)

I take it you don't have a cat.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (3myMJ)

407 A whole driveway is a bit of work if your not trained and have a few guys to help.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (bksJQ)

408 I've "tried" watching the DNC but I just don't have the stomach for it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (Ozsfq)

409 403 No I'd rather watch the Yankees drop out of the pennant race or watch paint dry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (Ozsfq)


Check out The Slo-Mo Guys on YouTube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (27m1/)

410 No I'd rather watch the Yankees drop out of the pennant race or watch paint dry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (Ozsfq)

-------

Wait, you think they are still in the pennant race?

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (gmeXX)

411 So I unfortunately turned on Fox during dinner and was treated to David Plouffe sitting in with the Five.

First, I noticed the delegate counting going on in the background and on screen was the following.

"Democrats Abroad". What is that....

Plouffe said, amongst many other snide comments that the brain trust on The Five is not responding to, that Donald Trump is not nearly the businessman that Mitt Romney was. According to Plouffe, Trump has not built anything, instead he is a marketer.

Apparently Trump has never built a building in NY, never built and opened a hotel, golf course, etc. Doesn't employ anyone etc.

Again, not one word of opposition from the Five. Ailes being forced out is showing. I can see where Fox is going to simply become CNN light.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (Zz6ul)

412 What's the name of the old movie where the
radioactive giant bugs travel from downstate Illinois up to Chicago and
to the Art Museum? It was before they put in the interstates.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (iQIUe)

MST3K did that one, shows the bug crawling up postcard pic of the buildings.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (6+jI3)

413

According to the Washington Post everyone and everything is perfect at this Convention..
Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (O2RFr)


Anyone check out tonight's roster of speakers? It reads like a rogues' gallery. I don't have the stomach to watch; hope some brave members of the Horde will live tweet it for us.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (oQQwD)

414 Everything is Awesome

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (tL/BP)

415 Possibility Bill Clinton will die soon.

Sympathy vote for The Widow Clinton.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (syn4Y)

416 Wait, you think they are still in the pennant race?
Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (gmeXX)


Hey I'm nothing if not loyal!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:05 PM (Ozsfq)

417 408 I've "tried" watching the DNC but I just don't have the stomach for it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (Ozsfq)
---
It's like a James Ensor painting of punchable faces.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 06:05 PM (jR7Wy)

418 because she did not have any active "causes" that other incoming presidential wives typically have

-------------

Trump could potentially secure my vote if Melanie comes forward and says that she has no causes and as the first lady, she will remain silent.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 06:05 PM (gmeXX)

419 My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr)
............

Pffft. Only a house?

Posted by: pharaoh Khufu at July 26, 2016 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

420 Scientists think cockroach milk could be the superfood of the future

http://tinyurl.com/hm9oy9y

You first, freaks.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 05:14 PM (R+30W)


Well, we've finally found a use for nano-bots that "the folks" can understand:

Milking cockroaches.

What's that you say? Cockroach milk is manufactured in a method similar to Almond Milk?

Never Mind.

Posted by: Roseanne Roseannadanna at July 26, 2016 06:05 PM (CS7jF)

421 415 Possibility Bill Clinton will die soon.

Sympathy vote for The Widow Clinton.
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (syn4Y)


I hope "Macbeth" is not on Hilary's nightstand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (27m1/)

422 Mooch told Oprah right after the grifters moved into the WH, "Some
things have been broken" regarding the Wednesday night cocktail parties
and...conga lines.



This sickens me.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (dsfO9)

423
In other news, I just bought a frozen cedar-planked salmon at Kroger.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Should go well with the Chateau du Sam's Chenin Blanc chilling in the Coleman.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (kdS6q)

424 I don't need to watch Bubba's speech. The MFM will tell me all I need to know:

"comeback of the decade...a rock star...!" - Maureen Dowd

"...moving...inspiring!" - Tom Brokaw

"...a speech for the ages! A winner!" - Andrea Mitchell

"His best performance since "The Man from Hope" - Wolf Blitzer

"...I tingled like I've never tingled before! See it again and again!" - Chris Mathews

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (WlGX+)

425 407 A whole driveway is a bit of work if your not trained experienced and have a few guys kids to help do all the grunt work.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (bksJQ)

++++

FIFY.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (R+30W)

426 My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr)
........

which of course is mostly untrue and besides the point but cause a race riot we must

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (Ozsfq)

427 >>>By then I had already been here for two years.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (mpXpK)<<<

Wow. You were already doing the morning news dump here for two years, in 1979?
I wasn't even alive yet.

Posted by: Moron, staying away from your lawn at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (H9MG5)

428 Anyone else planning on watching the Rapist speak tonight? I wonder what they'll shoot him full of so he can stagger out to the podium and gasp out his speech?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (1ZOkK)

I keep seeing glimpses of Bubba and he looks much healthier than we last saw. Like a cat with nine lives. He is seeing the possibility of getting back into Washington, and the lines of interns, young female journalists and congressional aids and he is rejuvenated.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (Zz6ul)

429


*cackle cackle*

That old bastard has one more service to perform... dropping dead on the podium...

*cackle cackle*

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (qul7b)

430 417
It's like a James Ensor painting of punchable faces.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 06:05 PM (jR7Wy)

Ooh. Nice art reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (27m1/)

431 You're a loose cannon, McCain.





But a damn good cop.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (VdICR)

432 No I'd rather watch the Yankees drop out of the pennant race or watch paint dry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:03 PM (Ozsfq)

Yup...and Chapman was fun to watch!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (Zu3d9)

433 Anon your a good editor

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (bksJQ)

434 Possibility Bill Clinton will die soon.

Our campaign playbook says Oct 23. It'll be an unfortunate global warming injury.

Posted by: Hillary at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (ODxAs)

435 "Some things have been broken"

In that case, we're glad we got our Winston Churchill bust back.

Posted by: The Brits at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (WlGX+)

436 Hey, falcon, can't you hear me? Stop turning in a widening gyre!

Posted by: The Falconer at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (vBeA5)

437 415 Possibility Bill Clinton will die soon.

Sympathy vote for The Widow Clinton.
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (syn4Y)
----
I think she laid eggs in him and they've been slowly devouring him from within, hence his cadaverous appearance of late. At the crescendo of his speech, his shriveled husk will open up and a thousand little Hillarys will scramble out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (jR7Wy)

438 AMA - ask me anything
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (qCMvj)

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (7lVbc)

439 "I keep seeing glimpses of Bubba and he looks much healthier than we last saw."

Yeah, he called.

Posted by: Keith Richards at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (3myMJ)

440 I doubt I'll still be awake for Bubba but hopes he brings a whole lot of BLM moms.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (bksJQ)

441 My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr)

Mostly Irish and Scotish tradesmen. And a few slaves and freed negroes.

Detestable cvnt, that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (27m1/)

442 Martin O'Malley, whose IQ hovers around single digits, just called Trump a fascist on Fox. Ask O'Malley what a fascist is. See if he knows.

Pleeeeeeaaaaaasssseeee...

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 06:09 PM (/m8T6)

443 Detestable cvnt, that one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (27m1/)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:09 PM (Ozsfq)

444 A whole driveway is a bit of work if your not trained and have a few guys to help.Posted by: Skip


True that. With the freeze/thaw cycles in our state, it's kinda stupid to 'go big'. It's only going to crack in ugly ways. Better to break it down into smaller sections and let it lift and fall over time.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 06:09 PM (ZnIt3)

445 No; I think Bill Clinton does what he needs to to keep himself well protected from any potential pre election violence from the (Hillary) Clinton Crime family

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 06:09 PM (HXQyP)

446 Michelle gave a hell of a speech last night apparently.

Posted by: ajmojo at July 26, 2016 05:25 PM (1H9ox)


Yeah, she opened with "I wake up every day in a house that was built by slaves" bullshit.

Let's see her try that with the general public.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:09 PM (CS7jF)

447
I hope that Mao Christmas ball got shattered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:09 PM (27m1/)

448 "Even her biggest accomplishment as FLOTUS, the Heathly and Hunger-Free
Act, was cribbed from a Center for American Progress policy paper"

Recalling here that genius Carol Costello, of the Clown Nose Network, referring to Mooch as having "signed into law" said act.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 06:10 PM (noWW6)

449 My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....


Enough cops haven't been murdered yet. There's still plenty of racial resentment to foment, and goddammit the FLOTUS is gonna foment.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 26, 2016 06:10 PM (WlGX+)

450 >>I think she laid eggs in him and they've been slowly devouring him from within, hence his cadaverous appearance of late. At the crescendo of his speech, his shriveled husk will open up and a thousand little Hillarys will scramble out.

That's seriously creepy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

451 448 Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 06:10 PM (noWW6)


Hey Abbott!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:11 PM (27m1/)

452

Brown Shirts? HA! Amateurs.

My private army, the Brown Panties, will burn, loot and inspire counter-revolutionary terror leading to martial law and you bags of smegma being sent to the camps!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:11 PM (qul7b)

453 *** END RELEASE ****



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 05:28 PM (v5iqM)


Simple Brilliance.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:11 PM (CS7jF)

454 "Beginning of the End" was the giant bug movie with Peter Graves....they killed the bugs with a speaker playing something in Lake Michigan...now days the gangbangers would take care of them...to protect their drug customers.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 06:11 PM (6+jI3)

455 450 >>I think she laid eggs in him and they've been slowly devouring him from within, hence his cadaverous appearance of late. At the crescendo of his speech, his shriveled husk will open up and a thousand little Hillarys will scramble out.

That's seriously creepy.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 06:11 PM (/tuJf)


Chest burster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:11 PM (27m1/)

456 427 Wow. You were already doing the morning news dump here for two years, in 1979?
I wasn't even alive yet.


Posted by: Moron, staying away from your lawn at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (H9MG5)


Yeah, I was sitting here on a manual typewriter making links for an internet that didn't exist.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:12 PM (mpXpK)

457 >>Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM

"...Loving Husband.....Rock-star Power Couple"
-- People, US, HuffPost, Glamour, EW, The View

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:12 PM (NOIQH)

458 "I live in a house built by slaves."

Yeah, and they're buried in the walls!

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:12 PM (3myMJ)

459 433 Anon your a good editor

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:07 PM (bksJQ)

++++

I've never had to pour a driveway myself, but I was on the grunting end of one that was, once.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 06:13 PM (R+30W)

460 Do fat lesbian femynyst SJWs actually wear panties?

I always figured boxers, probably camo. But I ain't about to try and find out.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 26, 2016 06:13 PM (WlGX+)

461 456 Yeah, I was sitting here on a manual typewriter making links for an internet that didn't exist.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:12 PM (mpXpK)

Wait, that was you on the other end of the oatmeal can, going EEEE-EEEE-EEEE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:13 PM (27m1/)

462 437
I think she laid eggs in him and they've been slowly devouring him from within, hence his cadaverous appearance of late. At the crescendo of his speech, his shriveled husk will open up and a thousand little Hillarys will scramble out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (jR7Wy)
-------------------------------
I paint this!
With the tiny blue xylophone!
And the baked beans!
I paint this!!!

Posted by: Zombie Dali at July 26, 2016 06:13 PM (T/5A0)

463 And it really wasn't built by slaves,the foundation was laid with the help of slave labor but for the most part the house was built by skilled tradesmen.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 05:54 PM (lKyWE)

The WH was burnt during War of 1812, rebuilt, gutted and reinforced during the Truman years. Very little of it is original. You could argue the remaining bits of original foundation or outer walls were built by slaves, but who knows?

Some slaves did help build the White House, but it was not the sort of "Jewish slaves building the Egyptian temples in Moses' day" type of scenario the dems probably imagine. And you could argue that it was a Democrat, Truman, that kept the slave-built walls standing; he had the choice to demolish the whole thing and he chose not to.

All the history in those WH walls, all the glorious things happened there, and THAT is what Michelle chooses to emphasize in a speech...and the GOP is dark?

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:13 PM (hvf9s)

464

I have an Alien Faceraper IN MY PANTIES!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:13 PM (qul7b)

465 All I see is stuff about a big machete attack there in 2014 so this isn't new for Chicago.



Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 05:41 PM
~~~~~


There was another attack on Sunday that I read about. Here's a link to an article that describes the assailant as a "white Hispanic." I kid you not.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ho7pp3e

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 06:13 PM (Lsu4e)

466 My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr)
..............

Hee hee we too but we ony purchase castrated ones hee hee.

Posted by: eighteenth century Chinese at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (HgMAr)

467
Apparently, the next super-food y'all will be indulging in is....


Cockroach Milk!


I'll pass. You can have mine.



On the upside - Cockroach Milk should be a big hit in the Hillary! Adult Re-education Fun Camps.

So, it's got that working for it.




Via Insty.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (HGtd0)

468 http://www.bookhorde.org/p/twitter-feed.html

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 05:40 PM (7lVbc)

Thank you for that.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (CS7jF)

469 >>>My favorite part is when She said She lives in a house built by slaves....



Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 05:34 PM (O2RFr)<<<



Resting Bitch Face must sure be thrilled that her and her leech mother will soon be out of that "prison" torture chamber that is the White House of Horrors.

Posted by: FU "Mrs." SCOAMF at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (H9MG5)

470 So mooch lives in a house built by slaves? Well that is in line with her career which is built by affirmative action.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (Ozsfq)

471 457 >>Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM

"...Loving Husband.....Rock-star Power Couple"
-- People, US, HuffPost, Glamour, EW, The View


"...unimpeachable delivery..." - The Brattleboro Daily Worker

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (WlGX+)

472
Tacitically I don't see the point.
Why target the FBI?
Politically I don't see the point.

I do know that Ohio truck drivers are fucking crazy.

Posted by: J.W. Rollings at July 26, 2016 06:15 PM (OsxVm)

473 And when the slaves built the White House, a Democrat was president...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Reconstruction

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:15 PM (LdMbv)

474 Since when did cockroaches grow titties? That's some serious DNA manipulation right there.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 06:15 PM (WYh6/)

475 Thank you for that.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (CS7jF)

No problem

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 06:17 PM (7lVbc)

476 470 So mooch lives in a house built by slaves? Well that is in line with her career which is built by affirmative action.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:14 PM (Ozsfq)


And a paycheck built by graft.

I should start a toy company and name it "Rezko."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:17 PM (27m1/)

477 Tacitically I don't see the point.
Why target the FBI?
Politically I don't see the point.

I do know that Ohio truck drivers are fucking crazy.
Posted by: J.W. Rollings at July 26, 2016 06:15 PM (OsxVm)

Sounds like a seriously disturbed individual who listens to too much Glen Beck on his radio in his truck and finally went over the edge.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:17 PM (Zz6ul)

478
"There was another attack on Sunday that I read about. Here's a link to an article that describes the assailant as a "white Hispanic." I kid you not."

How the hell does one identify someone as a "white hispanic'?

"Woman was engaged in high risk activity"

She was skateboarding?

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:17 PM (3myMJ)

479


Giant Cockroaches Will Suckle My Lactating Boobies In The Oval Office!

Posted by: Hitlery HuCow at July 26, 2016 06:17 PM (qul7b)

480 I was a supply officer on the USS Camden, AOE-2.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 05:39 PM (CS7jF)

Yeah, I was on the Enterprise. We were getting a general overhaul and they were upgrading the cats to handle the F-14 which was much heavier than the Phantom.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (mpXpK)

Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:18 PM (CS7jF)

481 Since when did cockroaches grow titties?
Beetle jugs. I think there was a documentary about it by Tim Burton.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:18 PM (LdMbv)

482 Yeah, I was sitting here on a manual typewriter making links for an internet that didn't exist. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


Damn 1% er. I remember having to set type from a California job case in 'Ransom Note' font and have Pony Express deliver it to Ace.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 06:18 PM (ZnIt3)

483 heck out The Slo-Mo Guys on YouTube.

They've got some pretty good stuff.

I got addicted to Grand Illusions. It's just and English guy talking about toys but it's mesmerizing.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 06:18 PM (qUNWi)

484 >>All the history in those WH walls, all the glorious things happened
there, and THAT is what Michelle chooses to emphasize in a speech...and
the GOP is dark?


Exactly!

I think we're supposed to awed by the triumph of a descendant of slaves now occupying the WH, but it's hard to be when we've seen how racially divisive she and her husband have been, and how his policies have made many black Americans' lives worse. Only works on the way *in* not on the way *out*.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:18 PM (NOIQH)

485 Yeah, I was on the Enterprise. We were getting a general overhaul and they were upgrading the cats to handle the F-14 which was much heavier than the Phantom.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (mpXpK)

My grandson is on her now. Machinist's Mate. He glows.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:19 PM (3myMJ)

486 Obviously, had I read the comments I would have seen that the horde is talking about something else, other than bug crazy Ohio dump truck drivers.


What it is the Horde is talking about in the thread still eludes me.

Just thought I should make that clear in the rare case my comments were not comprehensible to a reasonable reader.

So to speak.

Posted by: J.W. Rollings at July 26, 2016 06:19 PM (OsxVm)

487 So, when does the White House staff start prying the "T" keys off of the computers?

Posted by: Random Venezuelan Garbageman at July 26, 2016 06:20 PM (GUBah)

488
What it is the Horde is talking about in the thread still eludes me.

Evidently,cock roach boobs

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 06:20 PM (lKyWE)

489
f'ing people still obsessed with ancient slavery boggle my mind.

But that aside, it was pretty sad day when Barack's ancestors sold Michelle's ancestors to Ben Affleck's ancestors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 06:21 PM (ODxAs)

490 Off, Eduardo Norteno sock

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 06:21 PM (GUBah)

491 Bill has to know that after he gives his speech tonight he's of much more value to Hillary dead than on the campaign trail.

And there's revenge for all the, the, the trouble he's caused her.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:21 PM (syn4Y)

492 389
What's the name of the old movie where the radioactive giant bugs travel from downstate Illinois up to Chicago and to the Art Museum? It was before they put in the interstates.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:00 PM (iQIUe)
I only recall the 50s sci fi ' Them ' but that was set in the CA desert & had a scenes from LA buildings.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 06:21 PM (yNyJy)

493 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (WlGX+)

Very good, but you forgot:

Amazing speech will help propel Hillary to victory.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 06:21 PM (HXQyP)

494 if you've filled out a 4478 lately for a firearms purchase they now ask if you are Hispanic or non Hispanic Then separately ask if you are "white", etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (KdXXc)

495


Remember the video of the hyenas ripping the asshole out of the dead elephant?

Me. Huma's vajayjay. Just sayin.

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (qul7b)

496 Oh, links about WH I forgot to post...

ttps://www.whitehousehistory.org/questions/did-slaves-build-the-white-house

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/02/trumans-white-house-renovation/

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (hvf9s)

497 In other news, Miss Cleo of the Psychic Network has died..., unexpectedly.

Posted by: I Got Nothin' at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (r6/nW)

498 So Drudge has a new headline about the Dems rushing out and getting some US flags to plop on the stage tonight.

I clicked on the headline and it takes you to the DailyMail UK for the story. There are a series of photos from last night.

Michelle is the second one down. It shows that her dress had a weird cape like front sewn in that gave it that uniboob look. It also shows...hairy armpits.
You all look at it and tell me I'm hallucinating. Look at her right arm just below the armhole edge of the dress.....

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (Zz6ul)

499 Is cockroach boobs something like muskrat love?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (LdMbv)

500 What it is the Horde is talking about in the thread still eludes me.

Evidently,cock roach boobs

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 06:20 PM (lKyWE)




Now don't forget my bugilicious bootay, FML.

Posted by: Kim Kockroachian at July 26, 2016 06:23 PM (HGtd0)

501 Jen the original: "Again, not one word of opposition from the Five. Ailes being forced out is showing. I can see where Fox is going to simply become CNN light."

The Murdochs thinks conservatives have nowhere else to go and they need just stay less Pravda-ish than the MFM.

They'd be wrong.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 26, 2016 06:23 PM (1CroS)

502
If Bill is going to die, it's due to all those rich blonds he's always banging.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:23 PM (iQIUe)

503 Hillary is saying she will create millions of jobs fixing the infrastructure, coding, and milking cockroaches.....

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 06:23 PM (6+jI3)

504 Apparently, the next super-food y'all will be indulging in is....


Cockroach Milk!




You promised me dog or hiah!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at July 26, 2016 06:23 PM (rwI+c)

505 Our titties are very small but they are firm.

Posted by: Steamed Clams at July 26, 2016 06:23 PM (Tyii7)

506 489
f'ing people still obsessed with ancient slavery boggle my mind.

But that aside, it was pretty sad day when Barack's ancestors sold Michelle's ancestors to Ben Affleck's ancestors.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 06:21 PM (ODxAs)


Should I bitch about the Egyptians, the Assyrians, the Babylonians, the Persians, the Romans, the Crusaders, the Inquisition, the pogroms, the Nazis . . .?

By the way, nice article at Weasel Zippers about 3 gentle giants who beat and robbed a deaf elderly couple.

They should be taken out and summarily executed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (27m1/)

507 456 427 Wow. You were already doing the morning news dump here for two years, in 1979?
I wasn't even alive yet.

Posted by: Moron, staying away from your lawn at July 26, 2016 06:06 PM (H9MG5)


Yeah, I was sitting here on a manual typewriter making links for an internet that didn't exist.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:12 PM (mpXpK)



Dude just got told to get offa Vic's lawn. Not an unusual event 'round here.

But in case you didn't know it, Vic's lawn is so old, that it's Petrified Grass.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (v5iqM)

508 Sure, Liz! My Wiki link wasn't good enough!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (LdMbv)

509 Chess thread isn't for a few days but mating with a rook, black bishop and a knight is tricky.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (bksJQ)

510 >>>Michelle is the second one down. It shows that her
dress had a weird cape like front sewn in that gave it that uniboob
look. It also shows...hairy armpits.

You all look at it and tell me I'm hallucinating. Look at her right arm just below the armhole edge of the dress.....

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (Zz6ul)<<<

No front capes.

Posted by: Edna Mode at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (H9MG5)

511 Bill Clinton is speaking tonight ? Do you have to be under 18 to attend or will he doink all ages?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (KdXXc)

512 499 Is cockroach boobs something like muskrat love?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (LdMbv)


The Captain and Tennille, and Gregor Samsa???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (27m1/)

513 In other news, Miss Cleo of the Psychic Network has died..., unexpectedly.


I predicted this.

Posted by: Nostradamus at July 26, 2016 06:25 PM (rwI+c)

514 It also shows...hairy armpits. <<<<

Pit of des hair.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 06:25 PM (ODxAs)

515 You all look at it and tell me I'm hallucinating. Look at her right arm just below the armhole edge of the dress.....

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (Zz6ul)

Shaved pits, forgot to trim nipple hair.

Oooh, that was bad.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:25 PM (3myMJ)

516 193
The Cyber Incident Severity Schema ranges from white (an "unsubstantiated or inconsequential event") to black (a hack that "poses an imminent threat to the provision of wide-scale critical infrastructure services, national government stability, or to the lives of U.S. persons")

So, once again it's good to be white and bad to be black.
Harrumph


Black Hacks Matter

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 26, 2016 06:25 PM (e8kgV)

517 @290: "How she can go along with a lot of the same crowd who destroyed her old boss (W) mystifies me."

It's just business, Rafterman. And it's not like ol' Dubya is a either a resume enhancer or likely to help me out in the future, so.....

Posted by: Dana Perino at July 26, 2016 06:25 PM (rznWS)

518 the Inquisition, the pogroms, the Nazis . . .?
I'm pretty sure I have seen you bitching about those things, JJ, including just this morning.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:25 PM (LdMbv)

519
I'd hate to be eaten by a giant ant. Why, you ask? Well, for one they would drag you back into their nest and nibble on you there. Probably bite one limb off at a time. Giant pincher like mouths.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (iQIUe)

520 zzzZZZZZzzzz

Posted by: Edgar Cayce at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (rwI+c)

521 518 the Inquisition, the pogroms, the Nazis . . .?
I'm pretty sure I have seen you bitching about those things, JJ, including just this morning.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:25 PM (LdMbv)


Fuck you! Haven't we suffered enough?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (27m1/)

522


How many tits are in the FBI building?

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (qul7b)

523 >>Apparently, the next super-food y'all will be indulging in is....Cockroach Milk!


I seem to recall that the food bars given to the poor in "SnowPiercer" was a horrific reveal near the end of the movie.

And now...our nutritional betters, our "food elite" so to speak, are the ones who want to force us to go vegan, are selling cockroach milk????
You first.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (NOIQH)

524 Mars Needs Women (1966) is on Comet Tv.
But for aliens they still have plastic flashlights from the 60's.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (bksJQ)

525 519
I'd hate to be eaten by a giant ant. Why, you ask? Well, for one they would drag you back into their nest and nibble on you there. Probably bite one limb off at a time. Giant pincher like mouths.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (iQIUe)


Ant? That's socialism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (27m1/)

526 I read recently that the white population of this country has an average age of 54. Watching the DNC convention, I'm suspecting that number is off by 20 years on the low side.

I mean, would it kill these old crones to 'wash that gray right out of their hairs'?

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (ZnIt3)

527 Now why would I watch basically the same racist regurgitation from yesterday DNC again today when I can watch a very young 1975 The Dude in a comedy that I have never seen on TCM?

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (yNyJy)

528 It really pisses me off that the mooch brings up slaves and the White House...speaking of which I wonder how the Staff as Sidwell Friends slaved over her 2 brats? Just asking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (Ozsfq)

529 Ugh - the food bars were made from cockroaches.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (NOIQH)

530 How many tits does a cockroach have?

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (syn4Y)

531
DOWN GOES THE ANT!
DOWN GOES THE ANT!
DOWN GOES THE ANT!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (iQIUe)

532 Michelle Obama said 8 years ago that people shouldn't vote for Hillary, because she was part of "the same old, same old" and had never really done anything for anybody.

Michelle also said that she'd never before been proud of her country, and was only proud of it then because Barky was going to "fundamentally transform" it into something else.

Last night she said this country IS great (even though it's so raaaaacist, according to her hubby, that black men are routinely executed in the streets by cops), and that everybody should vote for Hillary, because she's so great (even though she still hasn't done anything for anybody, except get an ambassador and some other Americans murdered by terrorists).

So "Reaganesque," wasn't it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (NnYnv)

533 Full DNC schedule tonight, if anyone cares.
http://www.politicspa.com/the-complete-dnc-schedule/77205/

Appropriate, they have Effie Trinket speaking! "May the odds ever be WITH HER favor!"

Et tu, Andra Day? I need to stop caring when entertainers I like go full lefty.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

534 @305: "If David Brooks and George Will got in a fist fight would anyone notice?"

Could either of them actually throw a punch, and if so, would any actually land?

Posted by: Dana Perino at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (rznWS)

535 New thread

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (kXoT0)

536 I'd hate to be eaten by a giant ant. Why, you ask? Well, for one they would drag you back into their nest and nibble on you there. Probably bite one limb off at a time. Giant pincher like mouths.

I'd hate to be tied to a stake and eaten by crabs. That would be the worst death ever.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (qUNWi)

537 Michelle is the second one down. It shows that her dress had a weird cape like front sewn in that gave it that uniboob look. It also shows...hairy armpits.
You all look at it and tell me I'm hallucinating. Look at her right arm just below the armhole edge of the dress.....

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (Zz6ul)

++++

They're just trying to make her look like she's a woman.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (R+30W)

538
Great Monty Python sketch about ants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (27m1/)

539 >>It really pisses me off that the mooch brings up slaves and the White House...


Even better, recall that Mrs. Robinson has lived in the WH these 8 years as Michelle's unofficial nanny. Unpaid nanny.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (NOIQH)

540 480 Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:18 PM (CS7jF)

Thank you

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (mpXpK)

541 "It really pisses me off that the mooch brings up slaves and the White House...speaking of which I wonder how the Staff as Sidwell Friends slaved over her 2 brats? Just asking"

BCM!

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (3myMJ)

542 Since when did cockroaches grow titties?
..........

I think DWS used to have a pair.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

543 LOL, Agent Hee..., I mean, JJ.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (LdMbv)

544 440
I doubt I'll still be awake for Bubba but hopes he brings a whole lot of BLM moms.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:08 PM (bksJQ)


I honestly read "brings" as "bangs." Swearsies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (1ZOkK)

545 IS the DNC a production of The BET Network?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (Ozsfq)

546 485
Yeah, I was on the Enterprise. We were getting a general overhaul and
they were upgrading the cats to handle the F-14 which was much heavier
than the Phantom.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:52 PM (mpXpK)



My grandson is on her now. Machinist's Mate. He glows.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:19 PM (3myMJ)

I was a Machinist Mate, but I thought it had been decommissioned already and they were scrapping it???

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (mpXpK)

547 Possibility Bill Clinton will die soon.

Sympathy vote for The Widow Clinton.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:04 PM (syn4Y)


Billy Jeff already knows he's going to be shot full of Viagra in late October and shipped down to Jeffrey Epstein's Pedo Island in the Caribbean for a last hurrah with a bunch of 14 year old runaways.

It will be reported that he died peacefully in his sleep in Chappaqua while napping in his library after reading a few chapters of the Gospel of John and sipping cognac.

But we here at the HQ will know the truth.

And thus Hillary will be crowned Queen and Huma will move the clam-steamer into the WH before Moochelle's fat ass even has a chance to squeeze out the back door.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (CS7jF)

548
Even better, recall that Mrs. Robinson has lived in the WH these 8 years as Michelle's unofficial nanny. Unpaid nanny.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (NOIQH)


She was never a "nanny" to those brats. She was there because Mooch wanted her mom to enjoy all the perks of the house the "slaves" built. On our damned dime.

Not an ounce of class in the DNA of Mooch or Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:31 PM (1ZOkK)

549 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 06:31 PM (7qAYi)

550 Damn 1% er. I remember having to set type from a California job case in 'Ransom Note' font and have Pony Express deliver it to Ace.


If you haven't been here long enough to remember when it was in cuneiform you're a newb.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (mgbwf)

551 >>> Sure, Liz! My Wiki link wasn't good enough!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:24 PM (LdMbv)

Of course it is!! I'm just adding on to your good work.

Also, if you are a Canuck, you might enjoy one of the articles I found while digging for WH info. Title made me laugh.

"Today we Celebrate the Time Canada Burned Down the White House" http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5b7qql

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (hvf9s)

552 According to Wiki:

"As of 2016, Enterprise is still a commissioned United States Navy ship, but is inactive. She has undergone enough of the four-year-long inactivation process to render her unfit for further military service. Inactivation removes fuel, fluids, furnishings, tools, fittings and de-energizes the ship's electrical system. Enterprise has already been cut open to allow the removal of usable systems."

They are doing the work at Newport News Shipyard in VA.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (CS7jF)

553
Okay, found it: Beginning of the End (1957)

It was giant grasshoppers. It scared me when I was little and when older loved seeing the bugs all over the Art Museum lions. Also, the route the bugs took to Chicago - Champaign Urbana, Paxton, Rantoul, Dwight, etc.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (iQIUe)

554 Good one, Liz. I'll have to read it now. (I was going to add something about "the good guys burning the first one" to my comment but I didn't want to offend anyone.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (LdMbv)

555 Night of the Lepus. That is all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (rwI+c)

556
A couple of years ago, I think the Canadian Amb in DC had a party celebrating the burning of the WH. It didnt go over well.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (iQIUe)

557 If you're still on this thread, Liz et alia, here's something interesting from the Smithsonian link:

Such a violent history is surprising to many, given that Canada and the US now act more like siblings than neighbors. Turns out this cheerful outlook may be due more to forgetfulness than reconciliation.

Not forgotten it's just that both countries were taken over by liberal multiculturalists who changed the demography of both countries so caring about a long-ago war fought by white cousins was no longer interesting.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (LdMbv)

558 I am a dump truck driver. Third generation. I'd like to point out that most dump trucks in western PA are privately owned, operated under contract, and until recently were steadily employed in the coal industry. Which is "all over, now."

jwest, the best appliance you can have on that skid-steer is a bam-bam compactor. Of all the gimracks and gewgaws invented since I poured my first batch, that's your baby for going a few more months before the first crack shows up. Which it will, I don't care what they say about the Romans.

I'm with free range on the saw-cut vs real expansion joint question. I've never seen a concrete crack actually follow the saw cut. What I like to do is form up 8 x 8 or so squares out of whatever one-b wood you find that's least likely to rot away, use those for leveling (you slide a scrap two-by back and forth across the gap), then just leave the damn wood right in there. If it does rot, fill the gap with whatever tar or asphalt is cheapest. Guaranteed, any cracks ("natural grade adjustments") will follow that line, and not look like a screw-up.

This does require hop-scotching your pour, doing every other square so you don't stand in what you're screeding, but with a little planning you should get away with it. It is worth not one but two extra cases of beer to have an extra hand or two on the job.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (tIja6)

559 Yes, Bruce. I think they accidentally burned down the hotel it was being held at!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (LdMbv)

560 if you've filled out a 4478 lately for a firearms purchase they now ask if you are Hispanic or non Hispanic Then separately ask if you are "white", etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2016 06:22 PM (KdXXc)

Up to 2011 the FBI's crime stats lumped Hispanics in with White crime, and published two columns that basically said White Crime was equivalent to Black Crime.

Now they break out the Hispanics into a separate column and it looks something like this (numbers made up but I saw this a couple of hours ago, at least fifty websites ago):

Violent Crime Perps by Race

White Hispanic Black Asian/Pac Islanders
11% 39% 49% 0.001%

And of course blacks make up 12% of population and Hispanics 20%, so there you go.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (CS7jF)

561 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (mpXpK)

Oh crap, sorry he's on the Stennis. I had a brain fart. They were the Carrier refused port at Hong Kong.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (3myMJ)

562 That's interesting, Stringer. That's one of the good things about the Net, being able to read knowledgeable people explain/discuss what they do.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (LdMbv)

563 545 IS the DNC a production of The BET Network?
________________

Pretty much.

Did you see that photo of the Dim Capitol Hill interns the other day? About 60-70% black. Which is totally representative of our population, which is about 13% black.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (NnYnv)

564 LOL, Agent Hee..., I mean, JJ.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (LdMbv)


That right there should be a banning.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 06:45 PM (CS7jF)

565 553


Okay, found it: Beginning of the End (1957)



It was giant grasshoppers. It scared me when I was little and when
older loved seeing the bugs all over the Art Museum lions. Also, the
route the bugs took to Chicago - Champaign Urbana, Paxton, Rantoul,
Dwight, etc.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

MST3K lampoons it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (Y3Wjm)

566 But I didn't insult the boot, Sharkman. That would be a bootable offence!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (LdMbv)

567
MST3K lampoons it.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (Y3Wjm)

=============
Shut up! It was a serious film!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:52 PM (iQIUe)

568 BTW, if serious...
...FBI special agent Gregory Heeb said.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (LdMbv)

569 Someone here named Stringer?

Posted by: Javems at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (yOqwj)

570 Do we know the driver was white for sure

Posted by: Gonzotx at July 26, 2016 10:49 PM (eV1YV)

571 After running over 4 red lights, you might as well go for broke.


Posted by: Joe at July 27, 2016 12:02 AM (UsCnO)

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