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Steamed Clams: Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Share Some Health Tips With You All
I gotta up my game in the Moron Medical Monitoring thread if this is the new state-of-the-art.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:31 PM (1ZOkK)
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Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 26, 2016 03:33 PM (RD7QR)
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Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:34 PM (/CIN4)
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Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (Zu3d9)
But I only play a gynecologist on TV, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (9ym/8)
would that be a little cold?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:34 PM (/CIN4)
"He's the man, the man with the midas touch . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Guy with cocktail sauce at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (326rv)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (eU/yZ)
I prefer Bearded Clams a la Desiree Cousteau . . .
(and you thought I would say Hyapatia Lee!)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (27m1/)
Whenever this comes up, all I can hear in my head is Joan Rivers discussing douching with an audience member and Joan's response of "What do you do after your period, stand on your head in the shower?"
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (brzuk)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (wmxwV)
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Witchfinder at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (E1Cat)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (7ZVPa)
If it's not hot enough, you create a breeding ground for bacteria.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:36 PM (27m1/)
Seriously, if this airhead is going to go all-in on a new fad health craze, why can't she pick one that ordinary people can afford? I mean, even the unemployed can afford a copper bracelet or a few magnets, amirite?
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (iIzG7)
Do you ever laugh at yourself while you're trying out these unique treatments, like v-steaming?
Oh, totally. The first time I tried v-steaming, I was like, This is insane. My friend Ben brought me and I was like, "You are out of your fucking mind. What is this?" But then by the end of it I was like, "This is so great." Then I start to do research, and it's been in Korean medicine for thousands of years and there are real healing properties. If I find benefit to it and it's getting a lot of page views, it's a win-win .
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (qCMvj)
Go Hardwood!!!!
No need to steam clean the carpets.
wait.... wut?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:35 PM (8XRCm)
But then how would you know if she was a REAL blonde?
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (jxbfJ)
it was some of her best work
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (xdzVP)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (U6f54)
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She's just like us.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (Ut+fu)
Seems a sorta George Cantstandya issue.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (eU/yZ)
Do you feel like there's also a luxury aspect with wellness?
Um -- I haven't really thought about it. Across all nontoxic products, there are all different kinds of price points. From the supply-chain standpoint, the more that nontoxic ingredients are available and made in bulk, the prices will go down. There's always a luxury and mass market for anything and everything.
and then
How do you decide what is clean in beauty?
I have a Head of Beauty [ Blair Lawson ] who is like a Nazi about ingredients. Between Karen [ Behnke, founder of Juice Beauty ] and Blair,...
clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (IqV8l)
I knew it! Who really needs a medical "degree?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (B48dK)
Now that's the kind of seafood I like!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (xdzVP)
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the "p" is no where near the "c" on my keyboard
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Brad Pitt at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (Ut+fu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: major major major major at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (sW9iC)
Posted by: Gwyneth at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (wmxwV)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (iIzG7)
What are her kids names again? Apple and ?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Sauced?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 03:38 PM (B48dK)
Now that's the kind of seafood I like!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM
Me, too!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (xdzVP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (27m1/)
Interviewer: "What made you want to explore these alternative wellness practices versus traditional or Western-type wellness practices? "
Paltrow: "When my father had his cancer surgery and radiation, it was so brutal. It was so hard to see him with things removed and stapled shut, and then the radiation ruined his salivary glands and his mouth. I thought, My God! At the time, I was reading a lot about alternative treatments. At stage-four cancer, it’s not necessarily the time to be like, Let’s try this experimental thing. It was more about, How can we prevent this from coming back, how can we heal you? Everybody does it their own way, but, I certainly would have said, “Hey, why don’t you try homeopathy too, and let’s cross our fingers.” For some people that works."
Homeopathy to cure stage-four cancer.
That's all you need to know about Gwyneth Poltroon.
Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (7HtZB)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/239769/
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 03:41 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Slayer of the Half Dozen at July 26, 2016 03:41 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 26, 2016 03:41 PM (NuElX)
For a good laugh I love to read goop. Every kitchen should have your own outdoor 25,000 pizza oven. Oh, no problem.
She is the most hated celebrity and has no idea why.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:41 PM (eU/yZ)
Thank you, Jane! But it's today so you're not late at all.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 03:40 PM (mf5HN)
Whew! *shifty, nervous eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:41 PM (1ZOkK)
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Good on ya!
In fact, make it centered around the benefits of actual bull shit. Make em soak in it.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (wmxwV)
She's starting to get Botox Face. Once you start, you can't go back.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Dumpling?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 03:42 PM (B48dK)
I offer prairie crabs.
Any way you go, it always smells fishy with us Dem women.
Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:39 PM (eU/yZ)
The new thing is "deep vaginal massage" with some hokey oriental name attached to it. Starts with the toes and moves up, one hour total with a the goal of a happy ending.
Relieves stress and tension.
In the high-end spas.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (Zs4uk)
What are her kids names again? Apple and ?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM
Microsoft?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (IqV8l)
She is the most hated celebrity and has no idea why.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:41 PM (eU/yZ)
And every modern woman needs a $15,000 gold dildo in her nightstand. I mean, who doesn't?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Moses
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (iIzG7)
Apparently they are also doing a QA of Peter Schweizer this evening.
Cool.
Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (oDCMR)
I'm not even getting into her other dumb tip.
Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 03:43 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Linux
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (7HtZB)
>> have your own outdoor 25,000 pizza oven. Oh, no problem.
Got a linky? I've been eyeballing a little piece of our yard for something like that, and while there's no way on Earth I'm going to spend five figures for one I'm a decent bricklayer and I've got natural gas plumbing a few feet away.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (27m1/)
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i don't think that's where your supposed to put it...
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (/CIN4)
She lacks self-awareness a lot with her newsletter, but come on, she has to know how ridiculous this is, right? Right?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM
Samsung?
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (O2RFr)
I'm not even getting into her other dumb tip.
Posted by: Lea
Yoga was cool in the '60s and '70s before she was even born.
And of course it was cool 3,500 years ago in India too.
But Gwyneth is responsible for Everything!
Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (jBuUi)
Some animals are more equal than others.
Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (/CIN4)
Also, Happy Birthday you cute thang ATC
Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (nyYhO)
Oh my friends and I all bought 2. She's such a joke and doesn't get normal people laugh at her.
She bought a house in Montecito and had some party at a boutique and invited her new neighbors a few weeks ago. Those rich ladies worship her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (eU/yZ)
She lacks self-awareness a lot with her newsletter, but come on, she has to know how ridiculous this is, right? Right?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (NOIQH)
You have to understand how completely unhinged from reality is the celebrity mindset.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (WYh6/)
I remember PBS having a daily yoga show in the 70's, hon.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: brak at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (MJuTN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (syn4Y)
So she comes by her Douche Privilege honestly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (mBYZv)
"Apple!"
"Cobbler!"
Name that movie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (27m1/)
SeVen
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (RCZtM)
She did not say that?"
No. I said that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (O2RFr)
http://tinyurl.com/gma2abc
*goes to HuffPo
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (KvWlw)
>> her nightstand. I mean, who doesn't?
Look, she cleans $15K out of her pockets with the lint every night.
It's like $4.95 to everyone else.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:32 PM (27m1/)
This was a nice gift to my mom.
Beauty Secrets of the Bible
https://amzn.com/0785221786
and this
Babushka's Beauty Secrets: Old World Tips for a Glamorous New You
https://amzn.com/044655586X
and so on...
I am not a fan of all of the chemicals women put on their body every day either. From head to toe.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (qCMvj)
Didn't Fauxcahontas's ancestors harvest those on the Great Plains Clam Round-ups?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM<<<
Orange.
(Orange Ya Glad I Didn't Name You Banana Paltrow)
Posted by: Gwyneth at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (mBYZv)
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....apparently, she prefers Steam Priviledge.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (8XRCm)
ISWYDT. and I retched.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Debbie Wassermouth-Shithead at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (/D5Lf)
I don't think she's trolling us at all. I think she's totally serious. I'm just trying to think of some stupid therapy to sell to bored rich ladies. The more ridiculous the better.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (eU/yZ)
I showed an ad from an LA paper to my mom, now of blessed memory, for "laser vaginal rejuvenation." And that's when she told me the story of the vinegar baths.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: David Fincher, alwayd ahead of the curve at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (4+5ym)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Moses
Posted by: redbanzai at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (/D5Lf)
What?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (tL/BP)
>> a self-cleaning oven. That is why we have good bacteria.'
Yeah, but you don't necessarily want to lick the yeast out of the IPA vat either.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 03:46 PM (RCZtM)
Wrong. Try again. Hint. Fess Parker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (27m1/)
Not sure reference. Verizon very recently bought them out, for some reason. Apparently it makes sense to the V people.
It's kinda interesting though, how often a drudge link goes to Yahoo. Maybe it's the crazy.
When it comes to leftist internet providers, Comcast is the gold standard. 1950's technology combined with 'asian' support centers.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (ZnIt3)
I don't want too many details, but I also want to know how this is different from a sauna or something..
Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (lIU4e)
And your headline just might put me off my clam chowder. I've got a half-pot of that stuff to get down yet.
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (LqrRo)
The amount of money she's always known puts her ahead of Marie Antionette, most likely, especially if you factor in modern luxuries.
Posted by: moviegique at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (7zeA4)
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google "blue waffle"
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (s/EUv)
What a crock of shit
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (dLr9j)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (/CIN4)
I'll get right on that!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM (/CIN4)
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No.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (8ZskC)
Go on . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2016 03:51 PM (CS7jF)
>> brew craft beers.
It's really a shame that someone didn't get that onto Michelle's teleprompter last night.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 03:51 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (dLr9j)
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Wait.... wut???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:51 PM (8XRCm)
Barshop said it's all about 'empowering women with services that detox and rejuvenate the vagina.'
IOW, a good Paolo rogering.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 03:51 PM (dLr9j)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (8ZskC)
Yeast.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:51 PM (27m1/)
Kelsey gets her a$$ electrocuted is another interesting one.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: HUMA at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (nyYhO)
You do know she probably gets regular coffee enemas too. You have to get the toxins out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (eU/yZ)
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not sure if human and wookie vag have the same powers
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (/CIN4)
That statement is proof positive that her oven is turned up way too high, and her IQ way too low. If her hoo-haw were hot enough to kill bacteria, she'd spontaneously combust. My self-cleaning oven goes somewhere north of 900 degrees.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (jR7Wy)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Do NOT google blue waffle!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
LOL. I know. Seen it before.
But what about Special Fried Rice disease?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (ZIv+2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (oDCMR)
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**mouth agape**
Ummmmm.... where do you people find this ... stuff.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
my favorite kind of video on xhamster
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (dciA+)
She lacks self-awareness a lot with her newsletter, but come on, she has to know how ridiculous this is, right? Right?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:44 PM (NOIQH)
You have to understand how completely unhinged from reality is the celebrity mindset.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:45 PM (27m1/)
but she says it straight up, she wants people to come to her site
If I find benefit to it and it's getting a lot of page views, it's a win-win [ Smiles ].
They even put the evil greedy narcissistic smile in there.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (qCMvj)
Not my Gwen she's as clean as a whistle. A train whistle that is.
Posted by: Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: nckate at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (9Pufo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (oDCMR)
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Both gets axle grease from beneath your finger nails???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (yxupc)
You do know she probably gets regular coffee enemas too. You have to get the toxins out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 03:52 PM (eU/yZ)
Thank goodness I finished my cup of coffee seconds before I read your post. Saved my screen!
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 03:54 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 03:54 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 03:54 PM (c8f61)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 26, 2016 03:54 PM (syn4Y)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)
There's anal bleaching for men, but it's not for the ladies IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at July 26, 2016 03:50 PM (8ZskC)
Yeast.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:51 PM (27m1/)
this is why women eat yogurt
yeast be gone food, plus, low in calories and very filling, calcium, so it's all good
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Stanley Steamer crew at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (mBYZv)
Thank you for the birthday wishes, everyone!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)
Have a vajajay steam on the 'ettes!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (dciA+)
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You worry about my taint???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 03:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:54 PM (NOIQH)
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:56 PM (qCMvj)
Alligator taint.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:56 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Yogurt at July 26, 2016 03:56 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
Call it outreach. "I'm filthy rich and live like a king, and in my America, you can too..."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 03:56 PM (9krrF)
does anyone ever worry that your taint has lost is youthful suppleness or is it just me
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (dciA+)
Been reemed out so many times in my life I've given up on suppleness.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 03:56 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (mBYZv)
Ancient Chinese secret . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:56 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (Lyh9/)
And I must've been someone else
And we should've been over
Oh Gwenny, our love
Holds on, holds on
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (/tuJf)
Taint nuttin like a tight taint.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (dLr9j)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (wmxwV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (9ym/8)
Have thick terrycloth robes and chilled white wine.
Soft music playing in the background and aroma therapy in the air.
Blow lukewarm chai tea up middle aged women's asses, give them a decent finger fuck and steam their vagina clean afterwards.
Charge $300 for the hour, expect at least a 20% tip plus whack them for the valet parking.
And they say there's no opportunity in America anymore.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:48 PM (27m1/)
every once in a while I wash my hair with cider vinegar
cleans it really well
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pastafarian at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (LqrRo)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (/tuJf)
Tongue.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (c8f61)
That's how I've always thought of it. Now the , don't you know who I am guys can eat a dick. Looking at you Kerry.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (tL/BP)
Steel wool and Gojo.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: the old gray stallion at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (WYh6/)
Are you asking about daily care or annual Spring cleaning?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (8ZskC)
**hears phone ringing**
**checks caller ID**
TrigglyPuff?
DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!
I double dog dare you
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (jxbfJ)
Pudding cups.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (Oy2Ew)
Describe?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 03:59 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 03:59 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (yxupc)
You do know she probably gets regular coffee enemas too. You have to get the toxins out.
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True story - the Aztec royalty/priests would have massive tobacco enemas to stimulate hallucinations. That is a whole lotta of nicotine that is immediately absorbed by our best friend the colon. They also were required to slice and bleed their genitals for some religious reason.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 03:59 PM (oDCMR)
The old gray mare, she taint what she used to be, taint what she used to be.
Posted by: the old gray stallion at July 26, 2016 03:58 PM (H9MG5)
golf clap
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 03:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Daily? What are you some kind of clean freak?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 03:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Big O at July 26, 2016 03:59 PM (yIvIe)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 03:57 PM (/tuJf)
If it's good enough for the goose
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Cleveland at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (Lyh9/)
sometimes I get a whiff of myself down there and it smells like they're refining hydrocarbons
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (dciA+)
Eat lots of cake!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (NOIQH)
Yes! Happy Birthday.
Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (1ZOkK)
True story, my house was a rich family from Montecito weekend home, built in the late 1920's. My husband's friends tease me that it was a fancy whorehouse. The sink in the powder room off the kitchen broke. It was an original wall hung sink.
I found little paper packets of douche powder behind the sink. The lady of the house would not clean herself in the powder room. Maybe my friends were right.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Tony Bagadonatza at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (XdbLA)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)
Just to let everyone know, I set up the hashtag #AlexTheChickDay so you can leave very nice things there for Our Empress
Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (KiTfB)
Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:00 PM (1ZOkK)
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DONT DO IT, JANE!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 03:54 PM (NOIQH)
My favorite petty story is when Larry David and Laurie David got divorced. Laurie David is a yuuuuuuge global warming loon and supposedly was banging Al Gore.
Larry said in an interview that he came home from signing the divorce papers and turned on every light in the house.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (mf5HN)
it's a little patch of Bayonne on the male body
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Mayor Quimby at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (GrXXa)
I think Underball is one of the better Bond movies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (8ZskC)
Happy birthday!
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (eU/yZ)
Stiff bristled broom and Life Buoy sop
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (B48dK)
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This is our ruling class --- and we think voting will fix things!?!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: ace
Pro tip: Boxers, not tighty whities. The boys gots to breathe!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (LwB8i)
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 03:55 PM (dciA
Women have taints. Men have chides. I have no idea what Ewoks have.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (jR7Wy)
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Ummmmmm..... and you came by this information... how??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
A flamethrower.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (1ZOkK)
No, no, no........you're thinking of "Under the Dome."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)
Surprisingly, I can't get close enough to give it a sniff. Congratulations on your good fortune.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (mBYZv)
sometimes i just know it smells (like after a walk) and I just have to know, even though I know I shouldn't. I check like Lot's wife
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (8ZskC)
rammed up her ass and the water turned on full blast. Because, clearly,
she is full of shit.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 03:47 PM (yxupc)
God I love this place.
Happy Birthday your Excellence.
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (g2Vk8)
divorced. Laurie David is a yuuuuuuge global warming loon and
supposedly was banging Al Gore.
Heh, she was banging the contractor on the yuuuge Nantucket vacation home of theirs.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (NOIQH)
Excessive use of petroleum jelly will do that.
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (wkPBv)
Winona's tongue.
FIFY
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:01 PM (yxupc)
Goes without saying.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (c8f61)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (nstXh)
3 Reasons You Definitely Shouldn't Get Your Vagina Steamed
On her lifestyle site, GOOP, Gwyneth writes that steaming your V is when you "sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release--not just a steam douche--that balances female hormone levels."
Interesting, right? Since gynecologists generally frown upon any kind of douching, we wanted to see if that the same held true for the GOOP-approved procedure. The short answer: "It's complete bull," says Mary Jane Minkin, M.D., clinical professor of ob-gyn at Yale School of Medicine. Minkin says that the alleged benefits of getting your vagina steamed are totally bogus and that undergoing a treatment like this could even harm your lady bits. Here's why:
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/gwyneth-paltrow-v-steam
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (dciA+)
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Some visuals are best..... unseen.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (B48dK)<<<
My personal preference was for Lux, but I've been told Palmolive had a nice,
piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow
smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand...
Posted by: Ralphie Parker at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (H9MG5)
sometimes I get a whiff of myself down there and it smells like they're refining hydrocarbons
Posted by: ace
Pro tip: Boxers, not tighty whities. The boys gots to breathe!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:02 PM (LwB8i)
Or go free-balling. Liberating!
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Who was it who told the story about some opera singer and the opera had everyone in the nude (because that's who I want to see in the nude is opera singers) and the director conductor whatever was all ye gods they look like beagle ears!
Also didn't some porn star have that done and she auctioned off the lopped off stuff?
Not that I would know, what with never ever ever viewing filthy pornography, good girl that I am.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (mf5HN)
A slut met a guy from Nantucket...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Mike at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (ISxUB)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: wooga at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (zH34X)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Jar Jar Stinks at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: JT at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (dyhKv)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (dciA+)
You do realize these remarks are being recorded forever.
When you finally become a pundit on MSNBC, someone is going to bring this up during a live interview.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (Zs4uk)
Not my Gwen she's as clean as a whistle. A train whistle that is.
Posted by: Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (KvWlw)
I think "Mr Gwyneth Paltrow" [l]left her ass[/l] consciously uncoupled from her over her crazy food restrictions for not only herself but the kids and him.
Hopefully, the kids now get the occasional burger and fries.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Master SteamBlaster at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (yIvIe)
Posted by: Weeds at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (syn4Y)
I break the barrier. Boxer-briefs. But, yeah, gets a little noxious down there after a few days.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:06 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:06 PM (qul7b)
If it's your own, Ivory soap and then Gold Bond powder.
If it's your enemy's, may I suggest kerosene, an electric cow prod, and dimensional lumber.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:06 PM (iIzG7)
Does 'Vagina Weightlifting' Actually Get the Job Done?
You lift dumbbells and kettlebells to tone your triceps, so why not insert and hang a weight from your vagina?
...That's the thought process, at least, behind holistic sex coach and vaginal weightlifter Kim Anami's mind-boggling and cringe-worthy #ThingsILiftWithMyVagina Instagrams. In each of the photos, she poses with a different object dangling from her nether region: a pomegranate, a bunch of bananas, donuts, a surfboard.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:06 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 04:06 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (mf5HN)
Only in the interests of #SCIENCE
Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (wkPBv)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (zUoxk)
Posted by: Huma Abedin Rodham Edmund Wiener Clinton at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (8ZskC)
Not my Gwen she's as clean as a whistle. A train whistle that is.
Posted by: Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow at July 26, 2016 03:53 PM (KvWlw)
I
think "Mr Gwyneth Paltrow"
from her over her crazy food restrictions for not only herself but the
kids and him.
Hopefully, the kids now get the occasional burger and fries.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 26, 2016 04:05 PM (3JA/M)
FIFM?
Posted by: redbanzai at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Hillary The Incorrptible at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (lIU4e)
Is it a dried pudding problem?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (wkPBv)
Daily?
WTF????
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: nckate at July 26, 2016 04:08 PM (9Pufo)
Instead of dipping in pudding replace with a large can of Gold Bond Super Medicated (the Green One)...it goes beyond fan in the pants and almost feelis like its stripping off a couple layers of whatever the hell is going on under there.
Posted by: Cleveland at July 26, 2016 04:08 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 04:08 PM (lIU4e)
you people who go to places of work with other humans have such strange rituals
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:08 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:08 PM (wkPBv)
You lift dumbbells and kettlebells to tone your triceps, so why not insert and hang a weight from your vagina?
...That's the thought process, at least, behind holistic sex coach
and vaginal weightlifter Kim Anami's mind-boggling and cringe-worthy
#ThingsILiftWithMyVagina Instagrams. In each of the photos, she poses
with a different object dangling from her nether region: a pomegranate, a
bunch of bananas, donuts, a surfboard.
Kill.Me.Now. No, seriously. One of you morons just shoot me in the head. Make it look like a suicide.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (qCMvj)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (9krrF)
Goop has been so pampered, Cameron Diaz had to teach her how to blow dry her hair and apply makeup. Oh, she's not at all out of touch.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (ucDmr)
You lift dumbbells and kettlebells to tone your triceps, so why not insert and hang a weight from your vagina?
...That's the thought process, at least, behind holistic sex coach and vaginal weightlifter Kim Anami's mind-boggling and cringe-worthy #ThingsILiftWithMyVagina Instagrams. In each of the photos, she poses with a different object dangling from her nether region: a pomegranate, a bunch of bananas, donuts, a surfboard.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:06 PM (qCMvj)
Kegels Gone Wild.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (mf5HN)
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Icy Hot. Works Wonders.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (8XRCm)
It could have been Yoko Ono's health and wellness tips.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (9krrF)
Please don't give Maet ideas!
Posted by: redbanzai at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (3JA/M)
Prager had a French mayor on his show today, he said the population is getting quite mad but the media in its entirety covers muzzie crimes in every way they can.
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (bksJQ)
Learn to pull a locomotive and you'll get put through on America's Got Talent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: LIV at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (ZQfW9)
255 >>>Ace is very familiar with the aroma of the underball region, it seems.
sometimes i just know it smells (like after a walk) and I just have to know, even though I know I shouldn't. I check like Lot's wife
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:03 PM (dciA+)
Careful ace. Pretty soon you'll be sniffing your own farts like a Prius driver.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (z/Ubi)
You can find a ton of vaginal weight sets online.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (qCMvj)<<<
I've often been told that I lift weights made for pu$$ie$.
Posted by: SCOAMF at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (mf5HN)
HA!
Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: JoeF.
Never been in Texas in the summer. Most days are showers x2.
Some days x3.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:10 PM (Oy2Ew)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (Zj7Zj)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (qul7b)
And the piss flaps/meat curtains get longer and longer.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (dLr9j)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (9ym/8)
3 Reasons You Definitely Shouldn't Get Your Vagina Steamed
On her lifestyle site, GOOP, Gwyneth writes that steaming your V is when you "sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release--not just a steam douche--that balances female hormone levels."
Interesting, right? Since gynecologists generally frown upon any kind of douching, we wanted to see if that the same held true for the GOOP-approved procedure. The short answer: "It's complete bull," says Mary Jane Minkin, M.D., clinical professor of ob-gyn at Yale School of Medicine. Minkin says that the alleged benefits of getting your vagina steamed are totally bogus and that undergoing a treatment like this could even harm your lady bits. Here's why:
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/gwyneth-paltrow-v-steam
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:04 PM (qCMvj)
So Gwenyth is working for Planned Parenthood in the Margret Sanger division of propaganda by telling women should steam and steam often.
I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (bDmeN)
It's just what they do.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:08 PM (wkPBv)
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Ah of course! The $15,000 finger.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 04:07 PM (jR7Wy)
I'd probably do anything for 40 years ago James Bond including table straps.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (eSQgj)
holistic sex coach and vaginal weightlifter Kim Anami's mind-boggling
and cringe-worthy #ThingsILiftWithMyVagina Instagrams. In each of the
photos, she poses with a different object dangling from her nether
region: a pomegranate, a bunch of bananas, donuts, a surfboard.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:06 PM (qCMvj)
Kegels Gone Wild.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:09 PM (mf5HN)
The 'ettes need to report back - weight and reps - on the Monday Moron Medical Fitness thread.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:12 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:12 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2016 04:12 PM (F1iXz)
She's exactly like the rest of us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Kinda like watching a basset hound stick his head out a car window?
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:12 PM (o+SC1)
... two?
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:12 PM (iIzG7)
she's lifting a surf board with it
o_0
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:13 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:13 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 04:13 PM (jR7Wy)
It's just what they do.
...
if they could make a copper coil to wrap around my dick, and a glove with an electromagnet, I could power my house
at least every other night. .I'm getting old. You know how you know you're getting old? When you think "It's getting late, I should knock one out so I can go to sleep" but then you think "oh maybe I'll just read"
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:13 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 04:13 PM (mgbwf)
>> quarters of an inch lower than the other...
Not at all.
Posted by: Volf, your local German Shepherd at July 26, 2016 04:13 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (eSQgj)
Puh-leeez!
V-steaming is so 'yesterday'.
If you want to part a hipster from her cash, make her PAY for a v-massage...from another woman...and tell her it's theraputic...
http://tinyurl.com/hdbb4ut
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (c8f61)
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Icy Hot. Works Wonders.
Atomic Balm. HS football
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (vc6c9)
How dare a mere doctor contradict a celebrity!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (hLRSq)
It might kill you. SERIOUSLY.
http://tinyurl.com/2adeq4h
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)
It's just what they do.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (o+SC1)
There is that officially licensed Hello Kitty vibe so, yeah, probably.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (mf5HN)
You're trying to knock one out, watching porn, and your mind keeps wandering, and you get bored, and you just stop.
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: dlsada at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (6pPTB)
---------------
She better make sure not to mix those two up.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (ucDmr)
It's just what they do.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:11 PM (o+SC1)
There were some gals in Pattaya Beach that could charge your phone with one of those in about five minutes, judging from their other, um, manipulative talents.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (B48dK)
>> steamed clams is to dip them in clam broth to remove the
>> sand (Lena Dunham's sister, pay attention here) and then
>> in drawn butter.
Yeah, but it's Gwyneth, so if you show up at her clam you better have cruelty-free clam broth and drawn butter from cows not treated with BST and you better be using BPA-free containers and a natural-fiber basting brush.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (qul7b)
Yes, but then you'll never learn to like French cheeses.
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (WYh6/)
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Okay. I can see the bunch of bananas and the Buick.
But a pomegranate. WTF? Talk about pretentious.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (vc6c9)
Where everyone learned to check their jockstrap before putting it on. You only made that mistake once.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (yxupc)
when you're old, you sometimes stop because there's a new beet powder supplement on the tv and you want to hear more about it
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (7ZVPa)
What's wrong with good old fashioned ping pong balls?
Posted by: Priscilla Queen of the Desert at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (ucDmr)
>> your phone with one of those in about five minutes, judging
>> from their other, um, manipulative talents.
Did they have midway games where they could clang the weight off the bell at the top with that thing?
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (o+SC1)
As long as you aren't disappointing a woman (making partner assumptions, I know, so not PC).
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (F1iXz)
division of propaganda by telling women should steam and steam often.
Sweet Gwenyth and her mom assist PP by participating in their annual Mother's Day fundraising driving.
Not kidding.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (NOIQH)
But today, the police and army would turn thier weapons on them instead.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (wkPBv)
"That's hot, but I should really go clean out the birdbath."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dciA+)
Ya gotta get outta the house more, Ace.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (yxupc)
It might kill you. SERIOUSLY.
---------------------
The ambulance chasers have TV ads about that on all the time. Call 1-800-SUE-THEM for $$$$. Free consultations.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (VndSC)
>> quarters of an inch lower than the other... "
I'm sure it's fine. One always dangles lower than the other.
Unless it's cancer or something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)
So just another day with the Horde.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (TJCSB)
she's lifting a surf board with it
o_0
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:13 PM (qCMvj)
Add a couple of nipple rings and she can rent herself out as a mobile.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (8ZskC)
>> off her clit?
Yeah, I guess the whole discussion is RACIST!!!
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (5115x)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (ucDmr)
parts cleaner
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (hLRSq)
One of my ovaries hangs quite a bit lower than the other.
I have to stick it back in or I sit on it.
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jar Jar Stinks at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (wkPBv)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (dciA+)<<<
Stop? If it's one with Dana Loesch it might be the cause of such activities.
Posted by: Super Beets (off) at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (H9MG5)
>> brew craft beers.
It's really a shame that someone didn't get that onto Michelle's teleprompter last night.
Posted by: JEM
Yes. Thank you VERY much. This is the type of thing that keeps me coming back.
Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (JTwsP)
in most testicle pairs, there is an Alpha testicle.
My alpha, Rightie, plainly runs the show and is an extrovert. Lefty is more cautious and stays closer to home base (the taint).
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (c8f61)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dciA+)
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Is that why you're here right now, Ace?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (wkPBv)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (g2Vk8)
>> quarters of an inch lower than the other...
Ahem:
ace.mu.nu/archives/030912.php
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (ZQfW9)
Icy Hot. Ben Gay. I've never never heard this before in my life.
What about a shower?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Not since they broke up.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (VndSC)
===================
No, no, no, no .... you're thinking of "Clamatopussy".
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dciA+)
Ya gotta get outta the house more, Ace.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:17 PM (yxupc)
aye, I didn't think this was possible with men
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (qCMvj)
oh dear no. Mid-day masturbation ends in the middle-thirties. who has time? or the need?
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (dciA+)
Maybe having a pile of abortions makes you want to rig up Stanley Steamer to the whole area. Got a dirty feeling? See your shrink, God, or someone to get to the root of your own disgust.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (eSQgj)
It's really a shame that someone didn't get that onto Michelle's teleprompter last night.
Posted by: JEM
You know she would have rolled with it and it would have been a full five seconds after she said it before her brain registered WTF??
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (dLr9j)
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (o+SC1)
Close. One of my buddies almost got his ear pierced sitting next to the stage...by a blowgun dart that went whizzing by on its way to popping a balloon on the ceiling.
Then there was the banana that went in whole and came back in crudely sliced chunks. Our XO picked one of the chunks up off the stage and ate it.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 04:20 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (oDCMR)
Winona says she does. It's called HER FACE.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (c8f61)
I'm sure that information is in the public domain on all the Kardashians, but maybe not for Gwyneth.
Unless she can get some pageviews from it.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (o+SC1)
Or you're checking out the tile flooring where the lesbo couch action is going on and you wonder where they bought it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (vc6c9)
Where everyone learned to check their jockstrap before putting it on. You only made that mistake once.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:16 PM (yxupc)
Takes me back, it does.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (SRKgf)
You're trying to knock one out, watching porn, and your mind keeps wandering, and you get bored, and you just stop.
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dciA+)
Maybe use the other hand? Or a reverse-grip?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (eSQgj)
-----------------------------
Damn. I was hoping that, instead of spending thousands of dollars on therapy and/or surgery to help transexuals, we could just send them to the cleaners.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (1ZOkK)
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Even without, craft beers and the human vagina have a symbiotic relationship. Usually after 2 AM.
Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Casey Jones at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:18 PM (8ZskC)
and call it art
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (qCMvj)
For I, the Gwyn herself, have moved on-
to a new and better method of all-natural, organic, synchronistic vaginal care:
Vaginal Sea Monkeys
These little darlings keep your vagina and uterus monkey fresh
with their little castles and families and little ones romping around in your nether regions.
It's rather like a squiggly little circus down there.
So, accept no substitutes, my dear ones, use only
"Gwyneth Paltrow Brand Vaginal Sea Monkeys"
For that Monkey Fresh Feeling all day long!!!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 26, 2016 04:23 PM (0cMkb)
You're trying to knock one out, watching porn, and your mind keeps wandering, and you get bored, and you just stop.
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:15 PM (dciA+)
Glad to know I should not consider myself old then.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 04:23 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: Coy LaHood at July 26, 2016 04:23 PM (8CWzB)
Why be so pessimistic? Everyone knows that the female mouth is ill-equipped for perfectly symmetric removal of sperm on only a once a day regimen. For optimum symmetry bj's on a minimum 3X daily routine prevent cancer.
Look it up. It's somewhere on the internet.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 04:23 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Roy
I like how you limited it to "human vaginas" as opposed to inhuman ones.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (TJCSB)
>> back in crudely sliced chunks. Our XO picked one of the
>> chunks up off the stage and ate it.
Roll shrimp in long sheet noodle. Insert. Steam well. Dispense.
My new Dim Sum franchise idea.
Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (eSQgj)<<<
**nearly drives off road**
Posted by: dagny's Tesla Auto Pilot at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (H9MG5)
Paraphilias never lift out. Make sure to tell your dry cleaner if you think it's coffee or trannie.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (1ZOkK)[\i]
I saw the camera go to him (in a clip on the news from last night), and he quickly closed his gaping mouth.
He must have been told he keeps it open all of the time like a mumbling old washed up man
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (qCMvj)
335 Is it weird that one of my testicles hangs about three-quarters of an inch lower than the other...
... two?
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:12 PM (iIzG7)
Don't feel bad Qoheleth. I got your joke even if the others aren't caching it. Stolen from Greg Hahn perhaps? I don't remember but I know it's one be heard on bob and tom before.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (z/Ubi)
...now I'm old enough to know that some people probably do that so they can finally bust a nut.
Posted by: H Badger at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (n/0Nw)
"Mah fellow 'mericans... I come before you tonight to confess that I lied to you. I did have sex with that woman. Hell, I banged her like a screen door in a Biloxi hurricane. But feel mah pain, 'merica. Look whut ah'm married to. Wouldn't you do the same?"
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (jjaLl)
Hollowed-out baguette full of grass-fed butter and smoked salmon?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (c8f61)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (LYCUN)
Did I just fly to another planet? There's always time for masturbation. Or sex. If you can put up with her.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (dciA+)
Oh wait...yes I do...Never.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (r65B3)
Or you're checking out the tile flooring where the lesbo couch action is going on and you wonder where they bought it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
"Wow, that's a great print on the wall. I wonder if this is a place in Vegas they rented or was it shot in the Valley? Did they have the house staged, did they tell the stager they were selling the house? I bet there's a whole sub industry in renting furniture for porn shoots. Oh that's super cute nail polish!"
Or so I've heard other people think at such times.
Other people.
Who are not me.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:24 PM (c8f61)
HFLC?
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:22 PM (eSQgj)
Your kegeling isn't masturbatory for you but now im sure it became masturbatiry for someone else.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 04:26 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 03:37 PM (jxbfJ)
Easy. The blonde armpit-hair escaping her tank-top is a dead giveaway.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at July 26, 2016 04:26 PM (8CWzB)
Stolen from Ron White. But for all I know, maybe Ron White stole it from Amy Schumer.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:26 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (jjaLl)
this is what robots are for
hang in there!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:26 PM (qCMvj)
ONE TIME AT CLAM CAMP IDI INVERTED A GOOEYDUCK AND, WELL, YOU KNOW... USED... IT.
GOT HIS, WELL, YOU KNOW... STUCK IN IT TOO.
HAD TO STEAM THE WHOLE... PACKAGE, CLAM AND ALL IT GET THEM APART...
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE SHELLFISH STEAMER at July 26, 2016 04:26 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: wooga at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (zH34X)
Posted by: An Important Message from the Federal Highway Safety Commission at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (8ZskC)
Or you're checking out the tile flooring where the lesbo couch action is going on and you wonder where they bought it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
"Wow, that's a great print on the wall. I wonder if this is a place in Vegas they rented or was it shot in the Valley? Did they have the house staged, did they tell the stager they were selling the house? I bet there's a whole sub industry in renting furniture for porn shoots. Oh that's super cute nail polish!"
Or so I've heard other people think at such times.
Other people.
Who are not me.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (mf5HN)
Or you're trying to decide if it's a real hotel room or a set.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Sandy Flook at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (mBYZv)
Guy sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (9ym/8)
http://nypost.com/2016/07/26/hiv-positive-hyena-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-kids/
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 04:28 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 04:28 PM (uiwCw)
hang in there!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:26 PM (qCMvj)<<<
That's not really all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: Howard Wolowitz at July 26, 2016 04:28 PM (H9MG5)
436 "Stolen from Greg Hahn perhaps?"
Stolen from Ron White. But for all I know, maybe Ron White stole it from Amy Schumer.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:26 PM (iIzG7)
I knew I'd heard a comedian use it before.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:28 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:25 PM (yxupc)
Substitute a flax wrap for the baguette.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2016 04:29 PM (c8f61)
The middle one?
Posted by: ET. Eddie Torres, the extra-testical at July 26, 2016 04:29 PM (8CWzB)
Maybe the Hyena man can cleanse Gwyn?
At the very least, Hyena man would cause Gwyneth to eat shit and bark at the moon.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:29 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:29 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2016 04:29 PM (QzxDq)
Posted by: Bernie Bros at July 26, 2016 04:30 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:30 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:14 PM (eSQgj)
You spelled 'whore moans' wrong.
Posted by: Stereo, Dolby Logic. at July 26, 2016 04:31 PM (8CWzB)
in most testicle pairs, there is an Alpha testicle.
My alpha, Rightie, plainly runs the show and is an extrovert. Lefty is more cautious and stays closer to home base (the taint).
Posted by: ace at July 26, 2016 04:19 PM (dciA+)
Clearly the ewok in NOT normal.
http://tinyurl.com/hgqh7zw
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2016 04:31 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:31 PM (9ym/8)
445 Or you're trying to decide if it's a real hotel room doctor's office or a set.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 04:28 PM (uiwCw)
I don't recall seeing the former miss Colorado doing a scene in a doctors office.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:32 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 04:32 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 04:32 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: Steve Kroft at July 26, 2016 04:32 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Sex Robot From the Future at July 26, 2016 04:32 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: gNewt.....don't like Ryan....better call Paul at July 26, 2016 04:32 PM (c6UIl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 04:33 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 04:33 PM (oDCMR)
I sometimes wonder if she can add and subtract.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:33 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Ace should have had a place he could rent by the day to do the podcasts.
Then, he could have had sex with the guests in exchange for making them seem smart on tape.
Gwyneth Paltrow, Ann Coulter, Charles CW Cooke...
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:33 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:33 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Roy
"Every Kiss Begins with Kay"
Bwahahahahahaha! Yeah, right.
Posted by: Miller Lite at July 26, 2016 04:34 PM (8CWzB)
**********************
5 minutes?
You're doin in wrong...you're like the Federal government of beating off Ace...
Posted by: H Badger at July 26, 2016 04:34 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:31 PM (9ym/
*starts to walk back in with a stupid grin. Stops, shakes head*
Your sorcerous ways won't work on me!
....
'Cold' beer, you say? See my AC is out...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 04:34 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2016 04:34 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:35 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 04:35 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:35 PM (9ym/8)
The last time I had a Coors Light, I made the comment that it tasted like it had been filtered through a horse.
In retrospect, I'm now wondering if I was thinking of the wrong species.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:36 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 04:36 PM (ODxAs)
She's been steaming her clam for a while, Ace. Not sure if the steaming takes place before or after the $14,000 gold plated dildo workout. Why not both?
Is she this desperate for money? Does she ever think of her children?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 04:36 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:37 PM (yxupc)
In retrospect, I'm now wondering if I was thinking of the wrong species.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:36 PM (iIzG7)<<<
Neigh.
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at July 26, 2016 04:37 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:37 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Steamboat Willie at July 26, 2016 04:37 PM (8CWzB)
There are over 5000 returned jihadis in europe according to Interpol. Europeans are now thinking a Gitmo like island is not such a bad idea after all.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 04:38 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 03:49 PM
Except for the detox, that's my business model, as well.
Posted by: Paolo at July 26, 2016 04:38 PM (X8p7j)
Oh God.
White can, brown lettering? There was no craft involved in brewing that swill. Now Falstaff, that was a craft beer!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:38 PM (PG1FL)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (OZmbA)
There's an entire episode of 'Orange is the new black' which confirms that theory.
Unfortunately, while the show has an entire lesbian thing going, these are not the lesbians you're looking for.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 26, 2016 04:34 PM (TJCSB)
well, that was refreshing
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (qCMvj)
With proper hygiene, the human vagina may be used to brew craft beers.
Schlitz?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 04:33 PM (mBYZv)
Genesee Cream Ale
Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 04:36 PM (iQIUe)
If she has a son, he is going to have a fun childhood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (3ZoRf)
Europeans are now thinking a Gitmo like island is not such a bad idea
after all."
Allow me to recommend a slightly-used atoll in the Pacific.
Which will then be used to test megaton nuclear munitions immediately after the arrival of the last refujihadi.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:38 PM (PG1FL)
Falstaff? Really?
Bless your heart, Gwyneth could drink a sixer of Shiner Bock and piss better beer through her freshly steamed vajayjay.
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:40 PM (yxupc)
The democrats are just starting the second day of the convention and they've searched far and wide to get the most diverse group of disabled people on earth to do the opening.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:40 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:40 PM (9ym/8)
Watched 1776 over the 4th holiday. Looks so much like her mom Blythe in that film but her mom was much prettier.
Gwyneth, Jessica Alba, Kate Hudson... do any of these celebs actualy get in the nitty gritty of their companies? Or all they all glorified spokespeople that like Gwyneth, leave it to the "smart" people to actually DO things?
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 04:40 PM (hvf9s)
"There are over 5000 returned jihadis in europe according to Interpol.
Europeans are now thinking a Gitmo like island is not such a bad idea
after all."
Allow me to recommend a slightly-used atoll in the Pacific.
Which will then be used to test megaton nuclear munitions immediately after the arrival of the last refujihadi.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (iIzG7)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS.And what ever you do -DO NOT touch their left hands when you help them get off the boat.
Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 04:41 PM (jxbfJ)
I use Mayo to soften up the road tar for removal. And to kill the crabs. And to make ham salad for Huma.
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:41 PM (qul7b)
the convention and they've searched far and wide to get the most diverse
group of disabled people on earth to do the opening.
Posted by: jwest
They got Biden?
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 04:41 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (3ZoRf)
hey got Biden?
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 04:41 PM (8ikIW)
Hope they remember he likes to eat paste
Posted by: Give it to MIkey - He will drink anything at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (jxbfJ)
*shudder*
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (Lsu4e)
Guess what the DNC just brought out.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Olympia beer.
It's the water. And a lot more.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (iIzG7)
way ot
Slumping iPhone Sales Hurt Apple Profit, but Results Still Beat Analysts' Estimates
Apple said its quarterly profit fell 27% as the company grappled with the first prolonged slump in iPhone sales since the product was introduced in 2007. Revenue fell for a second straight quarter, along with sales of its flagship smartphone, which is awaiting an expected refresh in September.
27%?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (qCMvj)
--
Devil's Island already exists. Just need to sweep it up a bit, been closed for a few years.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (7ZVPa)
A Navy seaman in training at Keesler Air Force Base is accused of robbing and stabbing to death a 25-year-old transgender woman who was in town for the Gulf Coast Black Rodeo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 04:43 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 04:43 PM (Lyh9/)
Guess what the DNC just brought out.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (1ZOkK)
has to be a trannie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:43 PM (qCMvj)
Unity, my a$$!
Will another Michelle Obama speech bring them back into the fold?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:44 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:43 PM (qCMvj)
May be, but xi's blind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:44 PM (1ZOkK)
I prefer Pilsner brewed according to the German purity law. No wheat beer or ale for me.
Pilsener Koenig
Pilsener Urquell
are good.
Let the beer wars commence.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2016 04:44 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:43 PM (NOIQH)
According to the media this morning, the Palestinians and Israelis are sleeping together after listening to Michelle's speech.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (iIzG7)
The democrats are just starting the second day of the convention and they've searched far and wide to get the most diverse group of disabled people on earth to do the opening.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:40 PM (Zs4uk)
It's always a Sally Struthers commercial.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (7ZVPa)
We are pretty much good to go, just have to fill in all these tunnels.
Posted by: Head Jailor of Chataeu D'lf at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2016 04:46 PM (72N6L)
The democrats are just starting the second day
of the convention and they've searched far and wide to get the most
diverse group of disabled people on earth to do the opening.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:40 PM (Zs4uk)
Bets any of them are white?
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2016 04:46 PM (F1iXz)
the convention and they've searched far and wide to get the most diverse
group of disabled people on earth to do the opening.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:40 PM
~~~~~~~
And the l o n g e s t American flag they could find. Of course, they planned on unveiling it the second day of the convention, they did not forget. Of course.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 04:46 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:46 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
They are pretty high in calories and carbs. I've had Woodchuck and it was a nice taste at the end of a long hot day of drinking beer. The calories are still like 200 and the carbs are around 20 for the bottle though
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 04:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:47 PM (9ym/8)
Huma's strap on actually has a hose that attaches to a faucet. I get a ream-ram and an enema at the same time!
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:47 PM (qul7b)
I know, right?
I'm starting to feel like I'm a skeptic at a cult meeting.
Was it really that great? I thought the need to bring up slavery, segregation, WH built by slaves stuff was polarizing, not unifying.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 04:47 PM (NOIQH)
I know nothing about rum because it usually makes me sick, but my husband brought home some Angostura 1919?
It was pretty good straight out of the bottle.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (qCMvj)
Some of the younger morons may not know this, but Sally Struthers was hot at one point.
Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:45 PM (qCMvj)
*fist bump*
On and on and on....... It never ends with those cretins.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (72N6L)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Hitlery at July 26, 2016 04:49 PM (qul7b)
more ot tech news
Twitter's Revenue Growth Dwindles, and Its Outlook Disappoints
Twitter continued a string of disappointing quarterly reports under Chief Executive Jack Dorsey, posting its worst revenue growth ever and weak user numbers.
The social-media company's revenue increased 20% to $602 million for the three months that ended June 30, its eighth straight quarter of shrinking growth. Analysts surveyed by Thomson Reuters estimated Twitter would post revenue of $606.8 million.
The company also posted a weak revenue outlook. Shares dropped sharply after hours, declining 9% to $16.79.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:49 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 04:49 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 26, 2016 04:49 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Sixkiller at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (yxupc)
And he's officially an idiot. Can't believe I ever spent time at that place.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (Lsu4e)
Plus, lepers.
Posted by: Papillon at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (LAe3v)
Must have been way before All In The Family.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (Oy2Ew)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (LYCUN)
Of course he would. He enjoys trolling his readers, bless his heart.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (LYCUN)
what is eeyore talking about?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bill de Blasio at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (DrC22)
Posted by: jwest
Depends on what your definition of 'hot' is. Fairly attractive I would call the young Sally Struthers.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 26, 2016 04:51 PM (QzxDq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 04:39 PM (3ZoRf)
She does and he probably is teased immercifully.
Posted by: redbanzai at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 04:49 PM (9krrF)
Moron Essence is in the Emergency Response Guidebook.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (eSQgj)
When some ditz gets 3rd degree burns or unrelenting yeast infections from running to some back room spa with a curtain steamer hooked up to a turkey baster that she pays $100 for a 30 minute treatment, you'll see another celebrity fad fall by the wayside.
The morons on here might not be aware that women are routinely advised to not douche regularly, despite the feel fresh advertisements for Summer's Eve, etc. Why? Because it causes the pH of the vagina to be really messed up, creating a nice environment for yeast infections, other fungal infections etc.
I enjoy watching the E show called "Botched". Located in southern CA, these two high calibre plastic surgeons showcase the patients that show up at their doorstep to get whatever fad plastic surgery they had in Mexico or by their dentist 'fixed". Many of them are quasi celebs, or wanna be celebs, or worse, young adults who have plastic surgery because it is LA and everyone has plastic surgery. Many of them are seriously disfigured or permanently injured.
Women who can't stop enlarging their breasts, or had butt implants. The filler craze, especially giant fish lips.
All because of some famous celebrity...
Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 04:52 PM (Zz6ul)
Give me Miller High Life, Genuine Draft or Lite...sometimes you can't take the Milwaukee out of a guy.
Posted by: H Badger at July 26, 2016 04:53 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2016 04:54 PM (4AVeu)
PRESS STATEMENT:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.
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Esteemed Hollywood Head-Model GWYNETH PALTROW will now be featured in print, TV and radio advertising as our spokesperson for the full line of CLAMATO products, beginning August 1st.
In her capacity as CLAMATO spokesperson, PALTROW will not only extol the virtues of this amazingly tart and tasty drink as the perfect accompaniment to most Mexican foods, but it's startling, yet effective qualities as a Vaginal wash and entrée marinade.
And as an added bonus, you can then simmer your Clams Acapulco in the leftover juice. After cooking, chill that juice, and serve it over ice as the "Acapulco
Ms. Paltrow's first commercial will air with the opening of the Rio Olympics, sponsoring the Amazon River Pirhana Desperation Dash 100 meter swim/thrash/flail event!
Ocean Spray.... we put the PRAY in your beverage choices!
*** END RELEASE ****
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Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 04:56 PM (v5iqM)
542 Allahpundit said Michelle's speech was the best and most effective from either convention so far........
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 04:48 PM (LYCUN)
what is eeyore talking about?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 26, 2016 04:50 PM (qCMvj)
He must not have heard Andrea Mitchell's take from the New York delegation that Rush played today.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (6jgob)
Posted by: The Great Carnac at July 26, 2016 04:57 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2016 04:58 PM (zLDYs)
Two young Army officers set fire to a mess during a boozy dinner after they tempted to settle a disagreement by shooting flares at each other.
http://goo.gl/XY1cj8
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung!
That wouldn't happen if you would put the damn thing away before you rubbed one out, you know.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 05:02 PM (9krrF)
Yikes, Channel 4 News in the UK, even lefty-er than the BBC, said the mass murder of the disabled residents was the "worst mass *murder* in Japanese history since Hiroshima".
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2016 05:06 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 03:32 PM (27m1/)
==============
Vinegar in a douche is a treatment for yeast infections.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:08 PM (iQIUe)
Guess what the DNC just brought out.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 04:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Stevie Wonder? I honestly have no idea.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 05:12 PM (hvf9s)
I sense another round of booing happening soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 05:20 PM (HXQyP)
Uh, was. Turns out it changes the pH and causes yeast infections. Douches are bad mojo for vaginaland. Monostat is over the counter.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 05:37 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 05:43 PM (2PHKP)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2016 05:51 PM (1ISKN)
You may talk of gin and beer
When you're quartered safe out here
You may go to penny-fights
and Aldershot it...
Objecting, here, editorially, to the use of "high jinx" when "high Jinks" was in order. Captain, of Horse Marines. "Jinx" and "Jinks" do not mean the same thing.
Have to respect that retired officer coming to their "defence" with a classic "in my day" statement. I don't think there's a thing there for Civilians to be ashamed of.
Yes, my son is an officer, and I do, in fact, hope to one day be invited to a Fathers and Sons dinner. Wouldn't you?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 26, 2016 06:01 PM (tIja6)
Posted by: Logger Crab at July 26, 2016 06:05 PM (rwI+c)
deeply satisfying with a hint of Pussilanemous pulchritude and an aftertaste reminiscent of dead fish.....
Posted by: saf at July 26, 2016 06:12 PM (+zN6H)
Posted by: Graham at July 26, 2016 07:21 PM (EkIiT)
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