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Nate Silver Now Thinks Trump is the Favorite to Win the Election

At the moment -- things can and almost certainly will change.

He puts it at 57.5% likely that Trump will win, the rest to Hillary.

Oh, and I guess the stupid roll call which will give The Haggard Queen the nomination is almost over.

Spooked?


The Horror. The Horror.


Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM




Comments

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1 Historic Frist!

Posted by: Bill Frist at July 26, 2016 06:26 PM (FohCt)

2 Historic Second!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (kXoT0)

3 But what if he's saying it to get the Trump people to ease off?

Posted by: m at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (/7Lfc)

4 Nate Silver has been wrong before, but not a lot.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2016 06:27 PM (iONHu)

5 The time machine is acting up again. Check the Fetzer valve.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (ESTIr)

6 Hillary can always show her tits. That would be good for a few votes-no?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (KdXXc)

7 I had the DNC convention on for a while. There is some fine people watching to be had. I saw what appeared to be a black tranny dressed for Carnival in the Alaska delegation.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (7E9kv)

8 #NeverTrumpers hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

9 Nate has the Secret Sauce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (rwI+c)

10 Any word on whether and to what extent the Trump campaign has created a conventional ground organization in swing states?

Trump's unconventional campaigning style probably won't carry him outside the margin of fraud.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (FohCt)

11 >>>7 I had the DNC convention on for a while. There is some fine people watching to be had. I saw what appeared to be a black tranny dressed for Carnival in the Alaska delegation.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (7E9kv)

On mute?

Posted by: m at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (/7Lfc)

12 She's not haggard, she's fat and sassy, and purtier than a whole barnyard full of speckled pigs.

Posted by: Jeanne del norte at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (/IbSV)

13


He's dead to me! Dead I tell you!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (qul7b)

14 So Gary Johnson is at zero then?

Whoooa. Dude.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

15 ***That would be good for a few votes-no?

That is correct. No.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (7E9kv)

16
Silver made about 7 predictions since last year that Trump would lose the nomination.

So is this news good or bad?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (27m1/)

17 5 The time machine is acting up again. Check the Fetzer valve.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (ESTIr)


I'll need some ball bearings, gauze and WD-40.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (27m1/)

18 So Gary Johnson is at zero then?

Whoooa. Dude.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

He was going to organize a get out the vote effort, but then he got high.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (UPYhp)

19 The only thing this proves is that the people screaming 'It's Over!!!' in June are full of crap.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (iLoHX)

20 ***On mute?

Absotively.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (7E9kv)

21 I'll wait to hear what Dick Morris has to say about this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

22 I accept the nomination.

Posted by: Zombie Howard Johnson at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (Tyii7)

23 Trump just needs to keep doing what he's been doing the last few weeks, and all should be good.

Men *@%ing hate Hillary. In the end, even their wives won't be able to cast a vote their hubby can't stand.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (Uy6ri)

24 "Nate Silver," sounds like a scam name, or porn actor.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (syn4Y)

25 8 #NeverTrumpers hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (8ZskC)


"There are two tragedies in this life. Not getting what you want and getting what you want."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:31 PM (27m1/)

26 Howard Johnson is right!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at July 26, 2016 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

27
Dear God, PLEASE make Dick Morris, who is always wrong with his bullshit predictions, pick Hillary Clinton to win. Amen.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:31 PM (3veQM)

28 21 I'll wait to hear what Dick Morris has to say about this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

Pfft. He's Susan Estrich with an Adam's apple.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:31 PM (27m1/)

29 It's going to be a bumpy ride - just this a.m. had a friend remark, "Just imagine how many surprises will be dropped in October!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (NOIQH)

30 Whatever happened to that thing where people would buy stock in who they thought would win?

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (qUNWi)

31

Nate Silver has great tits.

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (qul7b)

32 My mother who was a Republican most of my life switched to a Democrat maybe 15 years ago stopped by this afternoon. I tried to get her to watch Clinton Cash but she wasn't interested.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (bksJQ)

33 The time machine is acting up again. Check the Fetzer valve.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (ESTIr)

Perhaps Ace is posting from the Azores?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (7qAYi)

34 30 Whatever happened to that thing where people would buy stock in who they thought would win?

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (qUNWi)

In Trade, something?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (27m1/)

35 Hillary can always show her tits. That would be good for a few votes-no?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (KdXXc)
..............

I'd rather see a cockroach's.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (HgMAr)

36 But Donna Brazile seems to believe that Hildabeast will take it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (8ZskC)

37


I hate all the news today. Just can't do it. Has POTUS made a statement about the murdered priest yet?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (zOTsN)

38
Dick Morris just released a new stupid book, too. It is about, of course, this election and how Trump can defeat Clinton.


Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (3veQM)

39 33 The time machine is acting up again. Check the Fetzer valve.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 06:28 PM (ESTIr)

Perhaps Ace is posting from the Azores?
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (7qAYi)


Azores? Is that what Ace calls them these days?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (27m1/)

40 "Nate Silver," sounds like a scam name, or porn actor.

Sports writer.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (qUNWi)

41 I miss the In-Trade troll.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (rwI+c)

42 Ace, if you're around (and not watching pron for the decorating tips), are you going to watch the Rapist give his speech?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (1ZOkK)

43 How could Trump be the favorite? Nobody I know is going to vote for him.

Posted by: NYT Ombudsman at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (UPYhp)

44 Lift and separate.

Posted by: Donna Brazziere at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (Tyii7)

45 In Trade, something?

Something like that.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (qUNWi)

46 Azores? Is that what Ace calls them these days?


I thought it was from his Fortress of Solitude.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (rwI+c)

47 Yeah. I'm approaching 'bet the house' territory with Trump winning. Hillary is a terrible candidate. She's done nothing but lose ground for months.

Even my state, Pennsytucky, is now Trump above moe.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (ZnIt3)

48 BernieBros--please please BOO during the roll call vote!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (HXQyP)

49 Emails: DNC Staffers Annoyed At Having To Commemorate Holocaust

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (Ozsfq)

50 Dick Morris just released a new stupid book, too. It is about, of course, this election and how Trump can defeat Clinton.


I'm sure the secret is Condoleeza Rice and plenty of toe licking.

Posted by: wooga at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (zH34X)

51 Silver made about 7 predictions since last year that Trump would lose the nomination.



So is this news good or bad?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:29 PM (27m1/)


Maybe he's shooting for reverse psychology.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (+eR2D)

52
Fun Fact

Transgender woman serves as official timekeeper for Democratic convention

tinyurl.com/gnh32mw


"Tick TOCK! Tick TOCK!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (kdS6q)

53
Ace sores or Ace whores?

Depends on the diphthong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (27m1/)

54 Trump will:

a) never get any votes.
b) never win a primary.
c) never make it past New Hampshire.
d) lose Florida.
e) never win the nomination.
f) win the presidency.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (iLoHX)

55 Emails: DNC Staffers Annoyed At Having To Commemorate Holocaust


The costumes were horrible.

Posted by: Debbie Wassermouth-Shithead at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (8ZskC)

56 I want that bumper sticker with Bernie as a beaten dog on a leash, head down, the Haggard Queen leading him.

Bernie 2016. You wish.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (U6f54)

57 "Nate Silver," sounds like a scam name, or porn actor.


Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (syn4Y)


I know, right?

Posted by: Richard Gold at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (LUG6K)

58 "Nick Silver" would be a cooler name.

Posted by: wooga at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (zH34X)

59 49 Emails: DNC Staffers Annoyed At Having To Commemorate Holocaust

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (Ozsfq)


Real Jews Never Vote Democrat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (27m1/)

60
Intrade died for 2 reasons; US citizens could no longer do it by law, and financial irregularities. Mostly financial irregularities.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (ODxAs)

61 >>>>>I accept the nomination.


Posted by: Zombie Howard Johnson at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (Tyii7)
....That's pure 100% Frontier Gibberish right there.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (iONHu)

62 Hillary can always show her tits. That would be good for a few votes-no?

I'm happy to vote "No" without her even having to show me her breasts. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (HXQyP)

63 Fun Fact

Transgender woman serves as official timekeeper for Democratic convention

tinyurl.com/gnh32mw


"Tick TOCK! Tick TOCK!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Tick Tock
I still have a cock

Posted by: DNC Timekeeper at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (UPYhp)

64
Long Dong Goldstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (27m1/)

65 Scankles is not going to get that great big black turnout that Obama got. That is why she is pandering so hard to the blacks right now. And as always, it will hinge on those purple tossup States and the percentage of vote fraud in the urban areas.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (mpXpK)

66 Which state gets the "honor" of nominating Hilary? I mean, she can claim three states as her home state.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (7qAYi)

67 But Donna Brazile seems to believe that Hildabeast will take it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (8ZskC)
..............

In which hole?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (HgMAr)

68 I think it's too soon to be be sucking each other's dicks yet


So to speak.

Dozens of horrible events will occur between the election and now, though I am hard pressed to see how this could favor Hillary

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (zOTsN)

69 I can't say how things will turn out until Ohio reports in.

Posted by: Karl Rove and his white board at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (H9MG5)

70 I'm planning on watching Billy Jeff sidle up to the podium and hoarsely win the room. Hillary will probably reward him with a trip to Pedo Island right after.

She probably has an assassin in place right after he f*cks his third 14 y.o.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (1ZOkK)

71
I want to pimp something.

Terry Crews has a Youtube channel that has become more active lately. He puts up a lot of positive videos, stuff about his family, etc. He's going out of his way to be a role model, which is nice.

Anyway, check it out if you like Terry Crews. Here's a sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uOh2t1ngTE

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (3veQM)

72 Are we on yet?

Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (Tyii7)

73 Hillary's not worried. As with the primary, the fix is in. That's why she picked Tim "Boring Man" Kaine. That's who I would have picked if I was her and the fix was in.

Posted by: 110% Registration Level or Bust at July 26, 2016 06:37 PM (Jh20h)

74 67
In which hole?
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (HgMAr)

In her roach motel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:37 PM (27m1/)

75
Transgender woman serves as official timekeeper for Democratic convention


Are they on CPT?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:37 PM (g6yUI)

76 FBN had Dick Morris on yesterday...

Yes, I know

...who indicated both candidates should get a ten point bounce from their respective convention which should be a wash by next week.

I don't buy the ten point part, but I think it probably makes some sense to wait until polling done over the coming weekend are reported before making any grand prognostications about the state of the race.

Until then, what's the over/under on islamic attacks/bodycount between now and Hillary's acceptance speech?

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:37 PM (3Liv/)

77


You BernieBots make a stink tonight and it's Lampshade Time!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:37 PM (qul7b)

78 Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (7qAYi)

NY, I expect as a middle finger to NY R's supporting Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2016 06:37 PM (HXQyP)

79
Without statistical analysis where would we be?

In the dark, of course. Unable to predict future events from past performance. Why, we would be blind, and who would want that?

Posted by: Hander Grymletter at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (g6TdO)

80 But Donna Brazile seems to believe that Hildabeast will take it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (8ZskC)
............

No dildo too big for my queen.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (HgMAr)

81 will see what kind of bump the Hag Queen gets from this BLM & La Raza convention first before I listen to any predictions.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (yNyJy)

82 Silver is using his typical weighting model and this time he is increasing support for Trump, because he thinks it is being under counted.

The real question is what is the source for his decision to do that. In 2008 and 2012 he was being fed the Obama internal poll numbers to adjust his model. But he doesn't have that this year.

Posted by: MSM at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (wfDW1)

83
Transgender woman serves as official timekeeper for Democratic convention


Also Known As a man.

So A MAN who pretends he's a woman is serving as the official timekeeper of the Democrat convention.

(Translated for those who still reside in Reality)

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (3veQM)

84 Every woman in that hall needs a good vajayjay steaming. Good and hot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (1ZOkK)

85 >>> Men *@%ing hate Hillary. In the end, even their wives won't be able to cast a vote their hubby can't stand. Posted by: Serious Cat at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (Uy6ri)

That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works...

Wimmens have the power. I know a retired GOP guy who watches the Colbert Report every night because his lefty wife likes him. They could compromise with Jimmy Fallon, but nooo.

I think they are the only two people watching him. Though apparently Colbert repeated his Flickerman Hunger Games schtick at DNC convention too. And sang a song about Hillary is as inevitable as death and taxes.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:38 PM (hvf9s)

86 Ace has a secret base in Newfoundland

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (bksJQ)

87
41 I miss the In-Trade troll.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 26, 2016 06:33 PM (rwI+c)


John Ryan.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (n7Ltb)

88

It's possible that voters may be more influenced by events in their lives and world events than some silly stage play called a political convention

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (zOTsN)

89 73 Hillary's not worried. As with the primary, the fix is in. That's why she picked Tim "Boring Man" Kaine. That's who I would have picked if I was her and the fix was in.
Posted by: 110% Registration Level or Bust at July 26, 2016 06:37 PM (Jh20h)


Thing to remember that Tim Kaine is hardcore leftist. He has an ACU rating of ZERO. Even Fauxcahontas has a higher number.

But, he does not fit in with the grievance demographic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (27m1/)

90 TN puts Hillary over the top, apparently because no other state really wanted to be responsible

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (3Liv/)

91 Every woman in that hall needs a good vajayjay steaming.

We can help.

Posted by: Steamed Clams at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (Tyii7)

92 will see what kind of bump the Hag Queen gets from this BLM & La Raza convention first before I listen to any predictions.


There will be none, but don't be fooled. When you're looting convenience stores you don't have time to respond to surveys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (8ZskC)

93 I wish he would post powerball numbers from the future.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (bksJQ)

94 SD, I guess. Was reading the onscreen graphic

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (3Liv/)

95
The polls in September of the purple states will likely indicate the winner. Unless there is a consistent 5 point lead for somebody nationally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (ODxAs)

96 28 21 I'll wait to hear what Dick Morris has to say about this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

Pfft. He's Susan Estrich with an Adam's apple.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:31 PM (27m1/)


He had a talk radio show in Philadelphia for a while. He sounds like Elmer Fudd. Whoever thought he had a voice for radio was sorely mistaken.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

97 Based on comment #68, the only thing we can be sure of, at this point, is that ThunderB isn't secretly Milo.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (sqpGi)

98 Yo, everyone.

Jane D'Oh and Sherry McEvil...got your letters today. Thank you kindly.

Thanks to the Horde, all my bills are now current, I have a little bit put away, and I can also help my daughter and her family, who've had some bad financial setbacks of their own this past week. So you've not just helped me, you've helped me help someone else. Thanks again to you all.

Oh, I forgot something....Hillary is a FAB.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (rJUlF)

99 We can help.
Posted by: Steamed Clams

You mean steamed hams? It's upstate NY slang for hamburgers.

Posted by: Principal Skinner at July 26, 2016 06:41 PM (UPYhp)

100 The last DNC was "BOO G-D! YAY ABORTION!"

This year's DNC: "YAY! FELON! BOO 'MERICA!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:41 PM (1ZOkK)

101 I still won't allow myself to believe we can win. I just can't.
I feel that hope creeping in again, but I cannot take another heartbreak.

Stay pessimistic, DG....

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 06:41 PM (+eR2D)

102 I hate all the news today. Just can't do it. Has POTUS made a statement about the murdered priest yet?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (zOTsN)



To hell with him. Has Pope "Hollywood" Frank managed to say anything about it yet?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 06:41 PM (SRKgf)

103 >>Transgender woman serves as official timekeeper for Democratic convention


Because a regular woman is useless as a sun dial.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 06:41 PM (c1srJ)

104 You want to feel uneasy about the future of our Country? ...Just watch this Dem roll call vote....these are our fellow citizens.

I need a drink.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 26, 2016 06:41 PM (3ZttN)

105 Schedule for DNC tonight, so you know when to run out for more alcohol to make it through the stupid.

http://www.politicspa.com/the-complete-dnc-schedule/77205/

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (hvf9s)

106 I would catch Morris on way home, he has some interesting things to say about the Clintons

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (bksJQ)

107 TN puts Hillary over the top, apparently because no other state really wanted to be responsible

Wow, that's telling.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (g6yUI)

108 Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

Where are you posting from, Ace? Bermuda?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (Lsu4e)

109 >> Because a regular woman is useless as a sun dial.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (o+SC1)

110
I miss the In-Trade troll.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!




Unskewedpolls.com, unending posts about how Philadelphia couldn't have possibly voted for Obama by that much.

It was a simpler time. A better time. When Summers seemed to go on forever.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (kdS6q)

111 Am I the only one hoping the Thug Moms have a Jerry Springer moment on stage?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (SRKgf)

112 Thing to remember that Tim Kaine is hardcore leftist. He has an ACU rating of ZERO. Even Fauxcahontas has a higher number.

The amazing thing is that his rep is that of a moderate. He lulls you to sleep, and while you're snoring, goes full lefty. Oh well, at least there's the possibility of some turnover in the VA government, especially if McAuliffe runs for Kaine's seat and loses.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (LAe3v)

113 >>>I hate all the news today. Just can't do it. Has POTUS made a statement about the murdered priest yet?



Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (zOTsN)<<<




Workplace violence.

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (H9MG5)

114 Real Jews Never Vote Democrat.


Say what?

Posted by: True Scotsman at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (mgbwf)

115 Thing to remember that Tim Kaine is hardcore leftist. He has an ACU rating of ZERO. Even Fauxcahontas has a higher number.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (27m1/)

What percentage of voters are aware of Kaine's voting record in the Senate? 10%? 5%?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (FohCt)

116 Hilary is a lying, cheating, law breaking fraud who should be under indictment by the DOJ.

But that Trump man is a big meanie and says silly things about immigration.

Posted by: #NeverTrump at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (LYCUN)

117 will see what kind of bump the Hag Queen gets from this BLM & La Raza convention first before I listen to any predictions.
...............

How do you poll BLM and La Raza? Call the county jail and landscaping contractors?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (HgMAr)

118 101 I still won't allow myself to believe we can win. I just can't.
I feel that hope creeping in again, but I cannot take another heartbreak.

Stay pessimistic, DG....
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 06:41 PM (+eR2D)


I know the feeling. If Hildabeast wins this...well, I don't know what I will do.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (rJUlF)

119 In which hole?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:36 PM (HgMAr)

Hillary doesn't take in any hole. She gives it in someone else's hole. And makes them like it. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Huma at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (AxyAM)

120 I'm not putting on the DNC tonight, I had enough screaming harpies last night.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (bksJQ)

121 Odds on Billy Jeff hitting on the Thug Moms?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (1ZOkK)

122 Ace sores or Ace whores?
Depends on the diphthong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM


You can dipth into my thong anythtime, Bigth Boy!

Posted by: Listhbing Lena at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (X8p7j)

123 Just watch this Dem roll call vote.

Well, we're certainly excited!

Posted by: The Mos Eisley Cantina at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

124 You and me, both, DangerGirl. I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: April at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (e8PP1)

125


Kaine agreed to wash my butt plugs.

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (qul7b)

126 Odds on Billy Jeff hitting on the Thug Moms?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:43 PM (1ZOkK)



"Come say hello to Mr. First Black President Junior."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (8ZskC)

127 49 Emails: DNC Staffers Annoyed At Having To Commemorate Holocaust

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 06:34 PM (Ozsfq)


Real Jews Never Vote Democrat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:35 PM (27m1/)

Exactly. Real Jews, unfortunately, are very hard to find in the USA. What we have here instead, are Reform Jews, and secular non practicing jews who are either lukewarm atheists, or at least agnostic.

Which is why they vote overwhelmingly for Democrats. They do not care about Israel, and do not follow any of their birthright faith's teachings. Instead, they support and practice abortion,divorce are extreme pacifists, believe fully in government run health care, schools, free college, unlimited welfare for the poor, and the Palestinians.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (Zz6ul)

128 "If Trump doesn't do stupid stuff, it's his to lose."
-- Famous political pundit who's been calling this for months.

Just win, baby!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (r1fLd)

129 No, that's why I hope Bill brings a few BLM moms other than just Michael Brown's

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (bksJQ)

130 Who made Nate Silver Pope?
He couldn't predict his way outta my ass but somehow he gets to predict elections?

I predict that Hillary getting the Marxist Party's nomination is around 110%....see even I can do this "prediction" stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2016 06:45 PM (ej1L0)

131 111
Am I the only one hoping the Thug Moms have a Jerry Springer moment on stage?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (SRKgf)

Chairs. Flying chairs.

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at July 26, 2016 06:45 PM (syn4Y)

132 >>The amazing thing is that his rep is that of a moderate. He lulls you to sleep, and while you're snoring, goes full lefty.


Ah, so the rumpled doofus looks is intentional!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:45 PM (NOIQH)

133 >> But, he does not fit in with the grievance demographic.

He's a white male, and at this point Hillary's going to try to sell any white male (except Bernie) as her ticket to the white male vote.

I'm hopeful that fails, though these are also the same white males who wouldn't come out and vote for Romney to get rid of teh Worst Presnit Ever (or at least since James Buchanan) so I suppose there's potential for further stupidity.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 06:45 PM (o+SC1)

134 WHO WITCH HOLE THIS IS?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 26, 2016 06:45 PM (c1srJ)

135 Thug Moms discover Billy Jeff is the baby daddy to all their spawn!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (1ZOkK)

136 37
I hate all the news today. Just can't do it. Has POTUS made a statement about the murdered priest yet?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:32 PM (zOTsN)


He'll have a statement as soon as he determines a motive.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (sdi6R)

137 You want to feel uneasy about the future of our Country? ...Just watch this Dem roll call vote....these are our fellow citizens.

Discouraging, isn't it.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (LAe3v)

138 Am I the only one hoping the Thug Moms have a Jerry Springer moment on stage?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (SRKgf)
Where my money at, bitch?


Posted by: Thug Mom at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (AxyAM)

139 that moment when you go to pour your second glass of wine, and the bottle is empty
How'd that happen?

Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (nyYhO)

140 >>Odds on Billy Jeff hitting on the Thug Moms?

Nah, too old. He will flirt, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (NOIQH)

141 Barnhart said there would be muscle on the floor in case the Berners got out of hand.

No dissing of the Queen will be allowed.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (3myMJ)

142 >> Chairs. Flying chairs.

So if half a dozen convention attendees managed to get Glocks past security and decided to plug each other, would the Dems then use that in their call for more gun control?

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (o+SC1)

143 89
Thing to remember that Tim Kaine is hardcore leftist. He has an ACU rating of ZERO. Even Fauxcahontas has a higher number.

But, he does not fit in with the grievance demographic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (27m1/)
--------------------------------
It's all about IMAGE.

Kaine knows how to pretend to be "moderate" and "centrist." That's all that matters.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (T/5A0)

144
Thing to remember that Tim Kaine is hardcore leftist. He has an ACU rating of ZERO. Even Fauxcahontas has a higher number.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton




Jeff Flake

Trying to count the ways I hate @timkaine. Drawing a blank.

Congrats to a good man and a good friend.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (kdS6q)

145
Mike Brown's mother speaking is gonna be a HUGE mistake. I look forward to it.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (3veQM)

146 Ah, so the rumpled doofus looks is intentional!
Posted by: Lizzy

It's always worked for me.

Posted by: Columbo at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (UPYhp)

147 Bring in the muscles!1!

Posted by: The Mos Eisley Cantina at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (Tyii7)

148 CNN showed the Thug Moms touring the stage today.

I'm sure Hollywood's best stylists are busy making them look like lovely, loving, involved-in-their-sons' lives moms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (1ZOkK)

149 that moment when you go to pour your second glass of wine, and the bottle is empty

How'd that happen?

Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (nyYhO)


You must have really big wine glasses!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (+eR2D)

150 Am I the only one hoping the Thug Moms have a Jerry Springer moment on stage?
---
Springer is in the room. He was interviewed on FBN earlier.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (3Liv/)

151 >>> TN puts Hillary over the top, apparently because no other state really wanted to be responsible
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:39 PM (3Liv/)

States deferred so NYC could have the "honor" during RNC. Hillary is the hot potato no one wants?

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

152 >>Am I the only one hoping the Thug Moms have a Jerry Springer moment on stage?


I think Skittles is footing the bill to keep the coverage commercial free.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (c1srJ)

153 Mike Brown's mother speaking is gonna be a HUGE mistake.

Counts of use of the word cracker? 27 is the spread.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:48 PM (g6yUI)

154 that moment when you go to pour your second glass of wine, and the bottle is empty
How'd that happen?
Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (nyYhO)

****
Does glass really = schooner?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 06:48 PM (ESTIr)

155
Jeff Flake

Trying to count the ways I hate @timkaine. Drawing a blank.

Congrats to a good man and a good friend.





What the fuck is Jeff Flake's malfunction?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:48 PM (3veQM)

156 I don't know. I'm kinda thinking Bubba is shooting blanks.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (HgMAr)

157


#ThugVaginasMatter

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (qul7b)

158 Mike Brown's mother speaking is gonna be a HUGE mistake.



Counts of use of the word cracker? 27 is the spread.


Does she like Ritz?

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (LAe3v)

159 I'd hope for a F the police from a BLM mom

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (bksJQ)

160 that moment when you go to pour your second glass of wine, and the bottle is empty

Or, as it's known at my house, "why is the wine always gone?"

Posted by: April at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (e8PP1)

161 CNN showed the Thug Moms touring the stage today.

I'm sure Hollywood's best stylists are busy making them look like lovely, loving, involved-in-their-sons' lives moms.



Stop by the concession counter to pick up a pack of Official Mike Brown Signature Blunts on the way out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (8ZskC)

162 >> Mike Brown's mother speaking is gonna be a HUGE
>> mistake. I look forward to it.

It will work for an audience Clinton HAS to have.

It will not work for the Bernies, and it will provide ammunition to convince Trump-leaners that the barbarians truly are at the gates.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (o+SC1)

163 By tomorrow morning, every MSM outlet will be telling us the Thug Moms were "moving" and "inspirational".

Posted by: tsj017 at July 26, 2016 06:49 PM (AxyAM)

164 I'm kinda thinking Bubba is shooting blanks.

On very rare occasions, the Gods smile on us.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (LAe3v)

165 I'm just here for the insider trading and the cocktail parties.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (LYCUN)

166 >> Stop by the concession counter to pick up a pack of Official
>> Mike Brown Signature Blunts on the way out.

Better still, just push the cashier out of the way and take them.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (o+SC1)

167 Kaine knows how to pretend to be "moderate" and "centrist." That's all that matters.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (T/5A0)


Standard progressive operations. Play on the emotions of the people and call for unity, equality, etc.

Yet, when you listen to the speeches, it's all about division, pitting one group against the other, calling fellow citizens the enemy.

The rank and file Democrats might just be misinformed or ignorant. The party leadership is evil.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (rJUlF)

168 Eric Garner's mom was paid $6 mil after her precious baby boy died in the police van.

She's going to be one of the speakers. I'll bet the stylists had to force her to tone down all the bling.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (1ZOkK)

169 You must have really big wine glasses!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (+eR2D)

Yes and they are spectacular

Posted by: spypeach at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (nyYhO)

170 Bernsters burned
Moderates concerned
Emails in waiting
It's Trump that they're hating
Meanwhile Bill is ................

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (3myMJ)

171 Who drank all my damn booze???

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (qUNWi)

172
CNN showed the Thug Moms touring the stage today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




Wonder if we're going to get inspiring video profiles of them.

You know, jobs, education, what their husbands do.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (kdS6q)

173 I just saw Lena Dunham is going to be speaking at the DNC tonight, shortly after the Thug Moms act.

Good God.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (SRKgf)

174 CW, I am glad to hear that you're back on track. The Horde is full of wonderful, amazing folks.

All we can do is pray she does not win.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (+eR2D)

175 Nothing brings people together like BLM, and a criminals mother who profited from his death

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (zOTsN)

176 April your not suppose to fill a 32oz balloon glass.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (bksJQ)

177 What the fuck is Jeff Flake's malfunction?
---
He's a Republican politician.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (3Liv/)

178 Is #ThugMoms a tag yet?

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (o+SC1)

179 Trump or Frump?

You make the call.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (Y3Wjm)

180 Thug Moms discover Billy Jeff is the baby daddy to all their spawn!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:46 PM (1ZOkK)

Speaking of which...why no Thug Baby Daddy's speaking?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (ej1L0)

181 MaryCloggenstein is at the Convention!

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (c1srJ)

182
So tonight's DNC convention theme is Kill The White Cops?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (3veQM)

183 >>By tomorrow morning, every MSM outlet will be telling us the Thug Moms were "moving" and "inspirational".


"....but no delegate will ever forget the poignant moment when Michael Browns mother shed a tear while describing her son' aspirations at community service through a burgeoning hip-hop career..."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (NOIQH)

184 176
April your not suppose to fill a 32oz balloon glass.

Posted by: Skip


Errrr, are there supposed to be goldfish in your wine glass?

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:52 PM (LAe3v)

185 150 Am I the only one hoping the Thug Moms have a Jerry Springer moment on stage?
---
Springer is in the room. He was interviewed on FBN earlier.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (3Liv/)



He's scouting them, like an MLB scout.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 06:52 PM (SRKgf)

186 Speaking of which...why no Thug Baby Daddy's speaking?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

We're still sifting through the evidence.

Posted by: Maury Povich at July 26, 2016 06:52 PM (UPYhp)

187 Nice time machine you don't have, ace.

Speaking of time machines, didn't Nate Silver have Hillary at a 60% chance of winning last week or the week before?

Posted by: alexthechick - love and despair bitches at July 26, 2016 06:52 PM (dEQP3)

188
Speaking of which...why no Thug Baby Daddy's speaking?



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (ej1L0)


You think any of those women have a clue who their baby daddies are? LOL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:52 PM (1ZOkK)

189 167---Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (rJUlF)
-------------------------
Bullseye. You nailed it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2016 06:52 PM (T/5A0)

190 Just called Trump the "new Joseph McCarthy" who, by the way was not only correct, he didn't go far enough.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 06:53 PM (eSQgj)

191 Is Eric Garner's mom going to speak out against obesity and heart disease?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:53 PM (g6yUI)

192 Better still, just push the cashier out of the way and take them.

Posted by: JEM

Yeah, I laughed.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2016 06:53 PM (Y3Wjm)

193 >> You know, jobs, education, what their husbands do.....

I have to admit I know little about any of these people, but would it be racist to suspect that we might see the most carefully-edited footage ever of prison visiting facilities?

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 06:53 PM (o+SC1)

194

Wait. Wait


Dunham did the whole "the first time you do it, it should be with somebody special" sctick, comparing losing your viginity to voting for the first time

Do you suppose she will be all "the first time you do it with a woman..."


I will laugh and laugh

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:53 PM (zOTsN)

195 They are making Bernie acclaim the Hag the winner.

Posted by: vivi at July 26, 2016 06:53 PM (11H2y)

196 I really should go for a bike ride, haven't gone in a few days.And if I want to keep up with Ace's fitness program.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (bksJQ)

197 April your not suppose to fill a 32oz balloon glass.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 06:51 PM (bksJQ)


Says who?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (+eR2D)

198 The Cleveland cops said thank you to the GOP for the nice words said about them at the convention. I rather doubt we'll hear a similar sentiment after this convention.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (LAe3v)

199
Yesterday, 3 full days before the speech, Chris Matthews gave his glowing review of hillary's speech saying it was so moving and historic there won't be a dry eye in the audience.

This whole convention is TOTAL BULLSHIT.

It should be called the Democratic Party's BIG LIE.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3veQM)

200 I got some extra t-shirts outside yo if anybody want some for $25 a piece.

Posted by: Ms. Brown at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (LYCUN)

201 CNN showed the Thug Moms touring the stage today.

I'm sure Hollywood's best stylists are busy making them look like lovely, loving, involved-in-their-sons' lives moms.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (1ZOkK)

How many of them will be wearing a t shirt with Thuggies picture on it?

I have sympathy toward anyone who has had a child die. But to allow your child to be used as part of a political campaign that is pushing a false narrative is where my sympathy stops. These women are either being paid handsomely for their appearance or are gaining something tangible out of it.

Sheriff Clarke was on FBN a couple of hours ago. He pointed out that not only are all of the dead chilluns dead because they were resisting arrest, breaking the law, etc. but two of the mom's have kids that weren't killed by police. One had a daughter who hung herself in her jail cell and the other , Trayvon Martin was killed by a citizen in self defense.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (Zz6ul)

202 Here's Bernie's attempt at unity.

Which is to say, bending over and taking one for the team, because that's what his movement was all about.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3Liv/)

203 #PolarPopsMatter

Posted by: Thug Moms at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (Tyii7)

204 I refuse to watch the circus in Philly but I've enjoyed reading about it here and elsewhere. I don't want to spoil the mood from last week. I actually felt hopeful on Friday morning. Same feeling I had when I stayed up for the results of Brexit. The DNC is a circus full of freaks, radicals and crazies. No thank you. And here is hoping Trump and Pence hammer the list of crimes for Killary and how much Kaine is a horrible choice and a terrible person for the US.

And here's hoping Trump will remain on point and on target. The people, those who are looking for real hope and real ideas, are starving for real leadership.

Posted by: turambar at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (ur33b)

205 >>> I just saw Lena Dunham is going to be speaking at the DNC tonight, shortly after the Thug Moms act.
Good God.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 06:50 PM (SRKgf)

Alongside with America Ferrera, Ugly Betty actress, who declared gleefully that Trump will help boost latino dem turnout efforts because racist wall comments.

Elizabeth Banks and Meryl Streep also speaking tonight.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (hvf9s)

206 Bernie just conceeded.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (ZnIt3)

207
The Democrat Party and the media's BIG LIE, I should say.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3veQM)

208 195 "They are making Bernie acclaim the Hag the winner."

I he wearing the leash?

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (3myMJ)

209 Be interesting to see how the berniebros treat Bubba.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (kTF2Z)

210 This election will swing on turnout, which is why I thought Trump could win and now believe he will win as the "tie breakers" are now nearly all in his favor.

MSM's obvious bias (and incompetence) means diminishing returns when they hump for Hillary. Some of the smarter ones like Chris Matthews will start to go off the Hillary reservation.

Lots of bad things can happen that will hurt Hillary. Can't think of a thing that will help her.

There's a disconnect between the mood of the country and Obama's surprisingly high approval ratings. Seems we can't hold him responsible. I wonder why?

But can Obama transfer his Immunity Cloak to Hillary? I say no.


Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (r1fLd)

211 Yo, everyone.

Jane D'Oh and Sherry McEvil...got your letters today. Thank you kindly.

Thanks to the Horde, all my bills are now current, I have a little bit put away, and I can also help my daughter and her family, who've had some bad financial setbacks of their own this past week. So you've not just helped me, you've helped me help someone else. Thanks again to you all.

Oh, I forgot something....Hillary is a FAB.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 06:40 PM (rJUlF)

You are most welcome. I am glad that I could pay it forward. Gladder still that you could pay it forward.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 06:55 PM (kXoT0)

212 They are making Bernie acclaim the Hag the winner.

Bernie is a weak, feckless whore.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:55 PM (LAe3v)

213 Do you suppose she will be all "the first time you do it with a woman..."


I will laugh and laugh
Posted by: ThunderB

Your first time with a woman is so special. Especially when that woman is actually a toddler and blood relation. Let's keep it in the progressive family this time.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 26, 2016 06:55 PM (UPYhp)

214 198 The Cleveland cops said thank you to the GOP for the nice words said about them at the convention. I rather doubt we'll hear a similar sentiment after this convention.
Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:54 PM (LAe3v)


The Dems do seem to be going out of their way to piss off every cop in the country, don't they?

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 06:55 PM (lcUJ5)

215 >> I'll wait to hear what Dick Morris has to say about this.
Posted by: Cicero

Nice toes!
nom nom slurp

Posted by: Dick Morris at July 26, 2016 06:55 PM (c7vUv)

216 Yeah, Skip, tell my husband that, willya?

Posted by: April at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (e8PP1)

217 Looks like the convention has weeded out all the Bernie people. And Bernie just made a motion to nominate the Hildebeast by acclamation.

Posted by: Big Jim noodle at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (Fmupd)

218 In fairness, I recall that Eric Garner had a daughter who seemed to have her head screwed on right. I remember a video where she said her father's death was a tragedy and didn't accuse the police of deliberately killing him.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

219 Meryl Streep's remarks tonight better include:

"voting for Hillary is not a Sophie's Choice!"

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (hvf9s)

220 The Cleveland cops said thank you to the GOP for the nice words said
about them at the convention. I rather doubt we'll hear a similar
sentiment after this convention.


Yet most of them will still go ahead and vote Democrat.

Posted by: Thug Moms at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (Tyii7)

221

Wait wait


Maybe Dunham is going to talk about the time Hillary put pebbles in her vag

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (zOTsN)

222
Gwen Carr, the mother of Eric Garner;
Sybrina Fulton, Trayvon Martins mother;
Maria Hamilton, Dontre Hamiltons mother;
Lucia McBath, the mother of Jordan Davis;
Lezley McSpadden, Michael Browns mother;
Cleopatra Pendlton-Cowley, Hadiya Pendletons mother;
Geneva Reed-Veal, the mother of Sandra Bland



One kid out of seven with the same last name as their mother. Root cause, folks.

Also, Cleopatra?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (kdS6q)

223 The Mothers of the Movement all failed their children.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:57 PM (g6yUI)

224 Eric Garner's mom was paid $6 mil after her precious baby boy died in the police van.
..........

Wut? Dis baby mama wan summa dat, knowutahmsayun?! Leroy, c'mere, we goin' to the riot.

Posted by: Laquisha Bigguns at July 26, 2016 06:57 PM (HgMAr)

225 Off soft wiggly sock

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2016 06:57 PM (Fmupd)

226 Historical first, for like the fifth time.

Speaking of fifths.BRB.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 06:57 PM (ZnIt3)

227 >>>But can Obama transfer his Immunity Cloak to Hillary?


Nope. Bind on Acquire.

Posted by: Dungeon Master at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (syn4Y)

228 At least Bernie didn't do the formal nomination himself.

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (lcUJ5)

229 Yet most of them will still go ahead and vote Democrat.

We'll see. I think this year may be different.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (LAe3v)

230 What the fuck is Jeff Flake's malfunction?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's


Well, nothing if you're a fan of the latest and greatest in statist software, UNIPARTY 2.0.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (VY8H5)

231 Garner resisted arrest by not letting himself get handcuffed. He was only selling loosies but that's a capital crime in NYC because of lost tax revenues.

What got left out is that the order to take him to ground was given by a black female sergeant. She's not in the video.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (r1fLd)

232 Do all the #thugmoms have long records?

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (eSQgj)

233 HRC nominated to run for POTUS. Can agree that nominating a woman is historic, kinda cool, but, shite, wasn't there a better one available?

Posted by: steve walsh at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (SPxQP)

234
You are most welcome. I am glad that I could pay it forward. Gladder still that you could pay it forward.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 06:55 PM (kXoT0)


Same here. Glad you could help your loved ones.

When son left the Corps, BCochran stunned us by getting members of the Horde to donate gifts to the boy. He wasn't expecting it, and we certainly weren't.


The HQ Hordlings are the best.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 06:59 PM (1ZOkK)

235 The reason there were no US flags at the Dem convention is that their insurance rates were much higher if present; fire hazard, don't ya know.

Typical Bernie Dem + US flag = bern baby bern

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2016 06:59 PM (gyKtp)

236 By tomorrow morning, every MSM outlet will be telling us the Thug Moms were "moving" and "inspirational".


------

It's already written, just waiting to hit send.

Posted by: MSM at July 26, 2016 06:59 PM (Ht/4p)

237 On tv earlier (local news) they said a lot of Bernie delegates plan to skip tomorrow and the next day. Just shop & sight-see instead.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 06:59 PM (7lVbc)

238 HRC nominated to run for POTUS. Can agree that nominating a woman is historic, kinda cool, but, shite, wasn't there a better one available?
Posted by: steve walsh at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (SPxQP)

Because the past nominations of women for vice president wasn't historic. Geraldine Ferraro, Sarah Palin never happened.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (Zz6ul)

239 >>> Historical first, for like the fifth time.

NBC in their ads for the DNC say that Hillary's nomination is "unprecedented."

First, hands off, they are stealing Obama's "unprecedented" schtick. Second, dem crooks that have the MSM carrying their water are about as run of the mill as it gets!

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (hvf9s)

240 So, Bubba is going to reintroduce Hillary for the what, billionth time?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (kTF2Z)

241 HRC nominated to run for POTUS. Can agree that nominating a woman is historic, kinda cool, but, shite, wasn't there a better one available?


We didn't do too well with the first black either.

0 for 2 on the historic front.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (qUNWi)

242 Exactly. Real Jews, unfortunately, are very hard to find in the USA. What we have here instead, are Reform Jews, and secular non practicing jews who are either lukewarm atheists, or at least agnostic.

Which is why they vote overwhelmingly for Democrats. They do not care about Israel, and do not follow any of their birthright faith's teachings. Instead, they support and practice abortion,divorce are extreme pacifists, believe fully in government run health care, schools, free college, unlimited welfare for the poor, and the Palestinians.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 06:44 PM (Zz6ul)

One of the most observant Jews I ever knew was also one of the biggest Democrats. This woman kept Kosher, celebrated all the Jewish holidays--even the minor ones, built an arbor in her backyard for Sukkot. This was in my contracting days in Atlanta. She and hubby had moved from Massachusetts. She told me quite seriously that they had a hard time buying a house because one of the requirements was that it not be in Newt's district.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (kXoT0)

243 Okay, now I'm Thug Confused. Who was the thug who died in the police van in Baltimore? Because I remember his momma was gifted $6 mil.

So many thugs, hard to keep up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (1ZOkK)

244 One kid out of seven with the same last name as their mother. Root cause, folks.

Whaddya mean? I turned out awesome!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 26, 2016 07:01 PM (Z58Xa)

245 So, the Gentle Giant's mother will be speaking earlier in the night...

... paving the way for B.J. Clinton to come out and have a "Sista Souljah" "Swisher Sweets" moment tonight.

Inspirational!!!!eleventy!! He still has the old magic!!! **leg tingles**

Posted by: I can see it now... at July 26, 2016 07:01 PM (H9MG5)

246


OK Bern, I'm safeing the detonator... for now...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:02 PM (qul7b)

247
102-year-old woman pledges Arizona's delegates to Clinton


Because she wated to see 103....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:02 PM (kdS6q)

248
Just brought up the convention audio.

Jeeze, even the males screech like women.

Posted by: Hander Grymletter at July 26, 2016 07:02 PM (g6TdO)

249 I want know what Countess Hillary Clinton Báthory promised Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: mpfs at July 26, 2016 07:02 PM (M+tdH)

250
Whaddya mean? I turned out awesome!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 26, 2016 07:01 PM (Z58Xa)


Bless your heart. *pats Barry Soetoro on his widdle head*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:02 PM (1ZOkK)

251
Meanwhile Jill Stein, the PERENNIAL candidate for the wacky green party is NOT HISTORIC?!?!

This idiot Jill Stein, who is an actual bleeding heart liberal, gets no love. Why?

Because the Leftists don't really give a shit about anything they say they really care about. The Left doesn't want a "real" leftist, they want a real Totalitarian like Clinton.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:03 PM (3veQM)

252 Point of style order,

It's

Dead Thugz' Mamas for the mothers and Dead Thugz' Baby Mamas for the girlfriends.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 07:03 PM (kXoT0)

253 First woman kicked off the Watergate Committee.

First woman to blow it trying to implement national government-run health insurance.

First woman to lose important records in the White House for 4 years.

First woman publicly cuckolded in the White House.

First woman to lose an ambassador.

Add your own, it's fun and easy.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:03 PM (3myMJ)

254
. She's not in the video.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 06:58 PM (r1fLd)


There is a longer version of the video where she is clearly seen giving orders

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 07:03 PM (lKyWE)

255 Hillary can always show her tits.

Peter Dinklage's podium would hide them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (q6C1L)

256 Eric Garner's mom was paid $6 mil after her precious baby boy died in the police van.
...........

And that disqualified her for food stamps, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: WTH at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

257
If you have a twitter or facebook, tweet all the asshole leftists in your circle and ask them why Jill Stein isn't "historic" too.

Make the Left stand by their bullshit.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (3veQM)

258 Because the past nominations of women for vice president wasn't historic. Geraldine Ferraro, Sarah Palin never happened.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (Zz6ul)

Victoria Woodhull ran for POTUS before women had the vote.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (kXoT0)

259 "He pointed out that not only are all of the dead chilluns dead because
they were resisting arrest, breaking the law, etc. but two of the mom's
have kids that weren't killed by police. One had a daughter who hung
herself in her jail cell"

Sandra Bland hung herself after her family, including the mom who now issues overwrought weepy encomiums about poor dead Sandra, refused her requests to come bail her out of the pokey.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (noWW6)

260
Do all the #thugmoms have long records?
Posted by: dagny



A summary of the criminal records of the dearly departed might be of interest, but -- there doesn't seem to be one on any of the news sites.

Odd that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (kdS6q)

261 paving the way for B.J. Clinton to come out and have a "Sista Souljah" "Swisher Sweets" moment tonight.

Inspirational!!!!eleventy!! He still has the old magic!!! **leg tingles**
Posted by: I can see it now... at July 26, 2016 07:01 PM (H9MG5)

So, do we also have to endure another fake Clinton romance moment? Will they embrace and passionately smooch at the podium?

Remember them dancing for photographers on the beach right after BJ fessed up to the stains on Monica's dress? You know, the photo everyone said was taken without the Clinton's knowledge and their dancing was spontaneous and private?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (Zz6ul)

262 I spent the day with my mother in law...which, judging by the comments here, was much more enjoyable than watching the DNC sh!t show.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (Enq6K)

263 First woman publicly cuckolded in the White House.
---
If she manages to get elected, she'll be the third, too.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 07:05 PM (3Liv/)

264 The Azores do look pretty cool.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 07:05 PM (qUNWi)

265 The Mothers of the Movement all failed their children.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 06:57 PM (g6yUI)

Winner!, winner!, chicken dinner!

Prisons are filled with young men just like the ones who died but no one gives a rat fart about them.

Till they get out....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2016 07:05 PM (ej1L0)

266 Mike Brown's mother speaking is gonna be a HUGE mistake. I look forward to it.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 06:47 PM (3veQM)

I hope the whole auditorium goes on an extended "hands up, don't shoot" chant.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 26, 2016 07:05 PM (nFdGS)

267 Hillary is the historic 27th or something like that female nominee for the president. Seriously, its been dozens, going back into the 1800s.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:05 PM (39g3+)

268 Jeeze, even the males screech like women.


---

Like Ross Matthews. Was in a doctor's waiting room the TV was on, thought it was a women, looked up at it and it was a guy, Hollywood Today.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (Ht/4p)

269 If Hilldogger gets elected, will Bill Jeff ever spend a night at the White House?

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (/m8T6)

270 "BREAKING: United Auto Workers' president says Hillary Clinton told him NAFTA should be renegotiated"

Did they ask him if he believed what she said?

Posted by: Jack at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (YX9fV)

271 I spent the day with my mother in law...

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (Enq6K)

Mixed emotions: Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Ferrari.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (3myMJ)

272 Hillary is going to replace the bust of MLK in the Oval Office with the bust of Christina Aguillera.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (c1srJ)

273 Lefties get kind of upset when you point out how many previous female nominees there were in the past. Then they start getting technical; well they were small parties... well they didn't get many votes...

yeah. Still not historic. Old news. Emphasis on old.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (39g3+)

274 Just brought up the convention audio.

Jeeze, even the males screech like women.

Posted by: Hander Grymletter at July 26, 2016 07:02 PM (g6TdO)

New Castrati as Rush likes to say. Their voices return to prepubescent tone.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (Zz6ul)

275 Current election forecast reversed that.

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

Hillary Clinton

53.2%

Donald Trump

46.8%

Posted by: The Updating Hat at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (vBeA5)

276
Mixed emotions: Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Ferrari.





Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (3myMJ)

One word: Insurance.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (Enq6K)

277 Hillary is the historic 27th or something like that female nominee for the president. Seriously, its been dozens, going back into the 1800s.

-----

common core, dude

Posted by: TEA at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (Ht/4p)

278 >>The Azores do look pretty cool.


You should see my DickSores.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (c1srJ)

279 These people are pathetic.

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (dsfO9)

280

Skirts up! Gimmie a squirt!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (qul7b)

281 >>>Okay, now I'm Thug Confused. Who was the thug who
died in the police van in Baltimore? Because I remember his momma was
gifted $6 mil.

So many thugs, hard to keep up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (1ZOkK)<<<

That's Freddie Gray.

Garner was the guy "chokeholded" (yeah don't care if it's not a word, autocucumber) fat guy who died resisting arrest in NY largely because of the Marxist Mayor's order to crack down on loosie cigs.

Just the facts, ma'am.

Posted by: Sgt. Friday at July 26, 2016 07:08 PM (H9MG5)

282
Notice how Jill Stein isn't getting all the Bernie voters?

Because Bernie supporters know Bernie is full of shit, too. Yes, Bernie is a Leftist but he's not sincere. Bernie Sanders is interested in communism only if he's in a position of power -- he has no interest to actually live as a communist. Bernie wants to be a dictator and his supporters are all for it.

Jill Stein actually believes the stupid leftist liberal shit she says. That's why she's a sap; a fool to the Bernie supporters.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:08 PM (3veQM)

283 Heh.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:08 PM (3myMJ)

284

Sadly Sandra Bland was a alcoholic with mental health issues. I am sure her family was exhausted and figured she would be safe in jail or just didn't care anymore. And never thought she would kill herself.

She killed herself. Any it's no bodies fault and its dishonorable to pretend she was murdered especially to score some sort of political point

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:08 PM (zOTsN)

285 259 >> ...including the mom who now issues overwrought weepy encomiums about poor
dead Sandra, refused her requests to come bail her out of the pokey. <<

The bail amount? $150

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (gyKtp)

286 I wonder if it has occurred to anyone in the Democratic Party that the reason Bernie and Trump did so well this year is voters don't give a shit about the political order anymore, they want it to be out them?

Nah.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

287 One of the most observant Jews I ever knew was also one of the biggest Democrats.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 26, 2016 07:00 PM (kXoT0) fnord (kXoT0)


The faith demands that people try to leave the world a better place than they found it.

It doesn't demand that everyone be smart enough to realize when that attempt is counterproductive and actually *hurts* the world (Venezuela, Detroit, etc).

This is not unique to Jews. A lot of gentiles think of themselves as *really* compassionate, and yet dunderheadedly insist on supporting harm to those they claim to help. Not to mention phenomenally corrupt politicians.

I mean, think about it, if a politician is a liar, are they going to lie and say they want to help or lie and say they *don't*?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (wB8Tg)

288 Our historic first:

The Democrats conspired with the FBI to nominate a candidate more crooked than Nixon.

Posted by: JEM at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (o+SC1)

289 Lefties get kind of upset when you point out how many previous female nominees there were in the past. Then they start getting technical; well they were small parties... well they didn't get many votes...

yeah. Still not historic. Old news. Emphasis on old.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:06 PM (39g3+)

Thanks to all who brought previous female potus candidates to my attention. Good ammo to have for some libby female friends I have....

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (Zz6ul)

290 If Hilldogger gets elected, will Bill Jeff ever spend a night at the White House

---

Big house. Wouldn't mind a War of the Roses moment though, if piaps got elected.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (Ht/4p)

291 Eric Garner's mom was paid $6 mil after her precious baby boy died in the police van.

No, he was the guy who died in police custody after being arrested for the heinous crime of selling loose cigarettes on the street. He was an habitual petty criminal with a lot of arrests for things like that, but I don't think he was a thug.

He was about 50 if I recall correctly, and had serious health problems which probably contributed to his death.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

292 I've never seen so many old cooters in one place at one time.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 07:10 PM (WYh6/)

293 Why did you let your mother-in-law drive your new Ferrari?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 07:10 PM (HgMAr)

294 The Matriarchy.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 07:10 PM (syn4Y)

295 >>I've never seen so many old cooters in one place at one time.


It might look like confetti, but it's actually muff dander.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 07:11 PM (c1srJ)

296 Posted by: The Updating Hat at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (vBeA5)
==========================

Too lazy to verify but lets not forget Nate publishes three forecast models. I believe Ace is referring to the "Now" forecast, while you are referring to either the "Polls" or "Polls Plus" model forecast.

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 07:11 PM (/m8T6)

297 "292 I've never seen so many old cooters in one place at one time. "

DELICIOUS!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:11 PM (qul7b)

298
Current election forecast reversed that.
Posted by: The Updating Hat



Crooked Nate has multiple different projections on his site, so he can point to whichever on ends up being closest.

It's all just another of his scams.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:11 PM (kdS6q)

299 It's raining women at the DNC convention.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:11 PM (ZnIt3)

300 Are there balloons?

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 07:12 PM (syn4Y)

301

ThugMoms be entertaining me tonight. I love dark meat.

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:12 PM (qul7b)

302 It's raining women at the DNC convention.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:11 PM (ZnIt3) fnord (ZnIt3)


They should have built a sturdier stage platform.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 26, 2016 07:12 PM (wB8Tg)

303 >> The Matriarchy


Big Labia

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 07:12 PM (c1srJ)

304 Are there balloons?
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 07:12 PM (syn4Y)

There's now a couple flags. Probably cost them $300 to have them overnighted from a warehouse in China.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:13 PM (Zz6ul)

305 Clinton Cash (a must-see)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td2pyyCau30

Posted by: Myshiba at July 26, 2016 07:13 PM (0mskG)

306 Nate Silver gining up the vote for Demoncrats.

Posted by: Jack at July 26, 2016 07:13 PM (YX9fV)

307 Planned Parenthood, Lena Dunham, Thug Mamas & Billy Jeff all in one night? I'm sorry, I haven't the heart to watch this.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:13 PM (7qAYi)

308 How much ya figure it would cost to steam clean that stage?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

309

What this country needs are more women.

Posted by: Hander Grymletter at July 26, 2016 07:14 PM (g6TdO)

310 The freuden, she is a-schaden~!

@Alex_Roarty 28m
"Bernie or jail" chant erupts in arena hallway

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 07:14 PM (VY8H5)

311 So, do we also have to endure another fake Clinton romance moment? Will they embrace and passionately smooch at the podium?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:04 PM (Zz6ul)




As long as it's not an Al and Tipper, close encounter of the tounge-kind... **shudders**

Posted by: Col. Kurtz, what know a real horror moment at July 26, 2016 07:14 PM (H9MG5)

312 34 different female nominees, total unless you count Gracie Allen as a comedy candidate for the Surprise party in 1940. First was 1872, Victoria Woodhull who ran with Frederick Douglass (yes, that Frederick Douglass) as her VP candidate.

Hillary Clinton. Historic 34th female candidate.

http://tinyurl.com/z9awlmj

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:14 PM (39g3+)

313 Current speaker is English as mangled second language.

EMSL.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:14 PM (ZnIt3)

314
How much ya figure it would cost to steam clean that stage?

Posted by: JackStraw

Cheaper to burn it.

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 07:14 PM (8ikIW)

315 Hillary has to be the favorite because Trump will self-destruct and she won't. He has 50% chance of self-destructing, so take his odds and divide by 2.

Posted by: bjk at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (x2rNW)

316
He was an habitual petty criminal with a lot of arrests for things like that, but I don't think he was a thug.
Posted by: rickl



Convictions are a subset of prosecutions, prosecutions are a subset of arrests, and arrests are but a fragment of actual criminal conduct.

If one can be described as "habitual" based on what comes up in a docket search, rest assured "professional full-time" is a more apt description.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (kdS6q)

317
I missed the BLM protest. They shut down Philly. Good. Let them inflict their bs on the donks.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (iQIUe)

318 >>So, do we also have to endure another fake Clinton romance moment? Will they embrace and passionately smooch at the podium?


Oh, gawd! They probably will.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (NOIQH)

319 >>As long as it's not an Al and Tipper, close encounter of the tounge-kind


I released my first two chakras all over that stage.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (c1srJ)

320 "There is a longer version of the video where she is clearly seen giving orders"

I didn't know that because the only one that got regular play was the shorter version with the pseudo-chokehold.

Story would have played differently if it was commonly known that a black women sergeant gave the order to take Garner down.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (r1fLd)

321 After the DNC convention, everything will go back to pre-Wiki. I'm predicting the congenital Democrat amnesia gene kicks in, and Hillarity will retain her lead in the polls.


Because psychos and stupid people. And corrupted media, of course.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (hgBpU)

322 Current election forecast reversed that.

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

Hillary Clinton

53.2%

Donald Trump

46.8%

Posted by: The Updating Hat at July 26, 2016 07:07 PM (vBeA5)


Interesting, When I punch Nate's map into 270towin.com, I get Trump 270 to Clinton 268... with the deciding electoral vote bing Maine's 2nd Congressional district

Posted by: The Updating Hat at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (vBeA5)

323 I've never seen so many old cooters in one place at one time.
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 07:10 PM (WYh6/)

****

It does kinda look like bingo night at the Senior Center.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (ESTIr)

324

I still can't spell plagairize and now they want me to spell entrepnuer?

What young man doesn't want to be nagged by his mother his entire life?

Posted by: Hander Grymletter at July 26, 2016 07:16 PM (g6TdO)

325
He was about 50 if I recall correctly, and had serious health problems which probably contributed to his death.


Yeah he was in terrible shape and his heart gave out, it wasn't the cops really. But who cares! The narrative!

He was big and refused to do what he was lawfully ordered by the cops, resisted arrest, and got subdued, and then his big fat ticker blew out.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:16 PM (39g3+)

326
BLM looks mostly white.

They have a coffin with DNC on it. LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:16 PM (iQIUe)

327 UAW:

Sending American jobs to Mexico: double plus bad
Bringing workers from Mexico to fill American jobs: double plus good

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 07:16 PM (0vsws)

328 The word from wall street is that Big Vulva is about to merge with Kirby.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 07:16 PM (WYh6/)

329 BREAKING: United Auto Workers' president says Hillary Clinton told him NAFTA should be renegotiated

++++

When Bill Clinton signed NAFTA, he said there were problems with it, but that they would be fixed in the future with side agreements. I'm sure the Clintons will get around to completing those negotiations anytime now.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2016 07:17 PM (R+30W)

330 That said, selling cigarettes loose on the street is hardly an offense that threatens peace and safety. Idiotic crime being cracked down on by an idiotic mayor's command. I'm sure cops would just rather look the other way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:17 PM (39g3+)

331 Also, Cleopatra?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 06:56 PM (kdS6q)


Yeah, there's a stubborn, ongoing myth that Queen Cleopatra was black African.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 07:17 PM (xdzVP)

332 Well if the UAW are dumb enough to think that Hillary would negotiate NAFTA to the benefit of american workers or even that the UAW leadership would push for anything to help the actual auto workers they deserve the Venezuela repeat here that they will be helping to bring about.

Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 07:18 PM (dkExz)

333 A very large black man was just giving Griff Jenkins the bubba eye at the BLM protest IYKWIM......

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 26, 2016 07:18 PM (LYCUN)

334 My gawd, they have a woman in orange prison jumpsuit who knows absolutely no history

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:18 PM (ZnIt3)

335 312 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:14 PM (39g3+)
========================

Thank you for posting that link. I didn't know it.

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 07:18 PM (/m8T6)

336 Hillary is an historic first.

Posted by: Saddam's 72 Virgins at July 26, 2016 07:18 PM (fWLrt)

337 323 I've never seen so many old cooters in one place at one time.
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 07:10 PM (WYh6/)

****

It does kinda look like bingo night at the Senior Center.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 07:15 PM (ESTIr)

How awesome would it be if someone shouted "BINGO!"

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:19 PM (7qAYi)

338 So, did I miss the thug mothers?
The young girl that was shot was just standing there and was a good student.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:19 PM (iQIUe)

339 Yeah, there's a stubborn, ongoing myth that Queen Cleopatra was black African.
Posted by: OregonMuse
----------------

Or as CNN would say, "An African-American African"

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2016 07:19 PM (fWLrt)

340 Yeah, when I'm before a national audience my first go-to outfit is prison garb.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:20 PM (ZnIt3)

341

The business Eric Garner was selling loosies in front of complained. Having a large belligerent black man hustling in front of the store was driving away customers

Try and walk around Times Square or Hollywood Blvd and see what I mean.

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

342 Yeah, there's a stubborn, ongoing myth that Queen Cleopatra was black African.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 07:17 PM (xdzVP)


The idiots are trying to make everyone from the past black. I started watching some History channel dreck and they made Hannibal black. What a friggin joke.

But ... this is what you get when you humor idiots, trying to be "nice", instead of laughing at them as they well-deserve.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:20 PM (zc3Db)

343 Wow Sanders takes a dive!

I see they have one of their most successful mayors at the gavel, lol.

Posted by: Pj at July 26, 2016 07:20 PM (cHuNI)

344 I wonder if it has occurred to anyone in the
Democratic Party that the reason Bernie and Trump did so well this year
is voters don't give a shit about the political order anymore, they want
it to be out them?



Nah.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

Voters don't matter to either party anymore, silly.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 07:21 PM (hgBpU)

345 It might look like confetti, but it's actually muff dander.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 07:11 PM (c1srJ)


I saw Muff Dander open for The Steamed Clams at WomynFyst '78.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 07:21 PM (xdzVP)

346 That said, selling cigarettes loose on the street is hardly an offense that threatens peace and safety. Idiotic crime being cracked down on by an idiotic mayor's command. I'm sure cops would just rather look the other way.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:17 PM (39g3+)

If they had been joints, it would have been no issue.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:21 PM (Zz6ul)

347 I turned the DNC feed on, briefly.

Yeah, no. Weird fleshy muppets ranting.

I liked that Moron's idea of a reading list to see one through the freak show, so I'm flipping through The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Founding Fathers.

"The spirit of 1776 is not dead. It has only been slumbering. The body of the American people is substantially republican. But their virtuous feelings have been played upon by some fact with more fiction; they have been the dupes of artful maneuvers, and made for a moment to be willing instruments in forging chains for themselves. But times and truth dissipated the delusion, and opened their eyes." -- Thomas Jefferson, 1799

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 07:21 PM (jR7Wy)

348 A skinny hipster behind Grif Jenkins was giving the bird to Fox News.

I'll bet he smells like a dumpster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:22 PM (1ZOkK)

349 Well if the UAW are dumb enough to think that Hillary would negotiate NAFTA to the benefit of american workers or even that the UAW leadership would push for anything to help the actual auto workers they deserve the Venezuela repeat here that they will be helping to bring about.

Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 07:18 PM (dkExz)


For the right "donation" to the Clinton Slush Fund Shrillary will do anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:22 PM (zc3Db)

350

Steaming my muff is the only way to get the tangles out.

Damn thing is as hairy as a Tribble gang bang...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:22 PM (qul7b)

351

Ok, this is nutz.

These democrats are delusional.

Posted by: Hander Grymletter at July 26, 2016 07:22 PM (g6TdO)

352 An ISIS mention at the DNC. Looks like a memo went out.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (Y/5qL)

353 Remember, these are the people who want to run the lives of others:

@kylie_oneil75 7h
DNC a 'total nightmare' as vendors run out of food, water

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (VY8H5)

354
Eric Garner had history of more than 30 arrests dating back to 1980, on charges including assault and grand larceny.

At the time of his death, Garner was out on bail after being charged with illegally selling cigarettes, driving without a license, marijuana possession and false impersonation.




Ah, another victim of racism. Got it.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (kdS6q)

355 OT, but that City Journal article in the sidebar is outstanding. It is a must-read, and a good link to send to liberal friends and relatives.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

356 I can't wait for the YAY THUG MOMS! BOO POLICE moment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (1ZOkK)

357 @kylie_oneil75 7h
DNC a 'total nightmare' as vendors run out of food, water

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (VY8H5)


So Michael Moore finally showed up, then.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2016 07:24 PM (xdzVP)

358 Trayvon mention yet?

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 07:24 PM (syn4Y)

359 Well if the UAW are dumb enough to think that Hillary would negotiate NAFTA to the benefit of american workers or even that the UAW leadership would push for anything to help the actual auto workers they deserve the Venezuela repeat here that they will be helping to bring about.

Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 07:18 PM (dkExz)

I have a former coworker whose husband has groomed his way through the ranks of the UAW into a local leadership role. He apparently is a delegate at the DNC as I've learned today.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (Zz6ul)

360 An ISIS mention at the DNC. Looks like a memo went out.

Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (Y/5qL)


For the two minutes I watched the convention I saw a palestinian placard on camera as they were announcing delegates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (zc3Db)

361 The idiots are trying to make everyone from the past black. I started watching some History channel dreck and they made Hannibal black. What a friggin joke.

But ... this is what you get when you humor idiots, trying to be "nice", instead of laughing at them as they well-deserve.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:20 PM (zc3Db)
---
I had to explain to a college history major that "Africanus" was added to Scipio's name because he won a battle there, not because he was himself African. He didn't believe me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (jR7Wy)

362 results of hillary's negotiation skillz are on full display playing out all over the world. stupid cow. she will renegotiate, and it will turn out worse than NAFTA

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (c6/9Q)

363
Tho it is one of my all time favorite songs, why sing the Battle Hymn instead of National Anthem?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (iQIUe)

364

Is that fat Amy Carters son! He looks about 45

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

365 Weasel: 0
Hornets: 12

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (Sfs6o)

366 357
@kylie_oneil75 7h
DNC a 'total nightmare' as vendors run out of food, water

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (VY8H5)



OMG. Where's Shep? "They're raping and eating babies in the DNC convention center!!!!"


Oops. Wrong venue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (1ZOkK)

367 From yahoo news (and probably most other MSM headlines):

"Dems Nominate Clinton In Historic Vote"

Yes, historic. The suspense has been killing me. For 8 years now.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (0vsws)

368 352 An ISIS mention at the DNC. Looks like a memo went out.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 26, 2016 07:23 PM (Y/5qL)

An invitation to speak as honored guests?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (0mRoj)

369
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:17 PM (39g3+)


Maybe if cigarettes weren't $25.00 a pack because of the insane tax they put on them in NYC there wouldn't be a market for guys selling loosies

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (lKyWE)

370 I had to explain to a college history major that "Africanus" was added to Scipio's name because he won a battle there, not because he was himself African. He didn't believe me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (jR7Wy)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (zc3Db)

371 So apparently in an effort to increase party unity, Hillary Clinton has changed her name to "boo."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (39g3+)

372 NAFTA? That was a walk in the park. When Bill Clinton gave China permanent most favored trade status was when 60, 000 factories closed and six million jobs disappeared.

So let's see what his wife can do to f*ck over those who still have a shitty job. Go ahead, women impressed by not-so-historic first.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (ZnIt3)

373 Are we on yet? Sheesh.

Posted by: Assorted Circus Freaks at July 26, 2016 07:27 PM (Tyii7)

374
I can't wait for the YAY THUG MOMS! BOO POLICE moment.
---
Bin Laden's mom was apparently unavailable

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 07:27 PM (3Liv/)

375 Bill's speech: I did not have sex with that woman, hillary clinton.

Posted by: Pj at July 26, 2016 07:27 PM (cHuNI)

376 I feel sorry for the cop that arrested Bland. He's been fired, indicted and going to trial. For what? She ran a fkcin stop sign and then went nuts.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

377 371
So apparently in an effort to increase party unity, Hillary Clinton has changed her name to "boo."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (39g3+)


LOL. Billy Jeff, "Hillary's my boo."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:27 PM (1ZOkK)

378
Less than a month after Garner's death, Ramsey Orta, who shot the much-viewed videotape of the encounter, was indicted on weapons charges. Police alleged that Orta had slipped a .25-caliber handgun into a teenage accomplice's waistband outside a New York hotel.



Ah, racism.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (kdS6q)

379 Ivanka Trump will be hosting a major fundraiser for Corey Booker next week.

Unity!

Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (mFkVC)

380 The effigies of GWB were more skillfully made then the Bernie muppets.

Come to think of it, Bernie is a muppet.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (q6C1L)

381 Jew hating jimmy up now

Booo

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (zOTsN)

382 369
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:17 PM (39g3+)


Maybe if cigarettes weren't $25.00 a pack because of the insane tax they put on them in NYC there wouldn't be a market for guys selling loosies
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 07:26 PM (lKyWE)

And they'll kill your ass dead for skirting the tax too.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (0mRoj)

383 @325 He basically played out in real life that scene from Hunt for Red October where the fat guy dies during a drill while there's a fire onboard, and Gene Hackman notes that he didn't kill the guy, but his 300# did. Aaand, just as in Hunt, some sanctimonious guy like Denzel will still look to blame the captain.

And by the way, I know choke holds and (a) that was no choke hold, and (b) a blood choke is probably one of the safest things you can do to knock someone out unless you hold it for something like a minute (as opposed to a trachea choke, which it was definitely, definitely not).
More of a head takedown and ensuing struggle really, then "I can't breathe" (heart going wacky). Then everyone stops, and guy expires.
Possibly, possibly they could have repositioned him but that's a far cry from "choking him to death"

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (k8tEg)

384 Gosh, I think the last time I watched a Dem convention, all the delegates were dancing the macarena. Was that Clinton/Gore?

Anyway, that traumatized me for life. God knows what watching this convention would do to me.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (hgBpU)

385 365 Weasel: 0
Hornets: 12
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:25 PM (Sfs6o)


Yardwork gone bad?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

386 379
Ivanka Trump will be hosting a major fundraiser for Corey Booker next week.



Unity!

Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (mFkVC)


But of course. *facepalm* The Islanders of Manhattan have to stick together.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:29 PM (1ZOkK)

387 Let me get this straight.

Giving American jobs to Mexicans in Mexico is bad. Giving American jobs to Mexicans in the USA is good.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: gm at July 26, 2016 07:29 PM (4ueYo)

388 Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (mFkVC)

The ex-wife? So what?

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:29 PM (eSQgj)

389
Bill's speech
Posted by: Pj



www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr89yq2wC9o

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:29 PM (kdS6q)

390 Jimmy's speech: I gave us Islamic Iran , let hillary finish the job and give us a nuclear Iran!

Posted by: Pj at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (cHuNI)

391 I had to explain to a college history major that "Africanus" was added to Scipio's name because he won a battle there, not because he was himself African. He didn't believe me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris


You're going to have a Herculean task in trying to explain where the Carthaginians originate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (VY8H5)

392 Eric Garner had 30 arrests in 34 years, included charges of assault and grand theft. Then we have this:

Meyers notes that at the time of Garner's death, he was "out on bail after being charged with illegally selling cigarettes, driving without a license, marijuana possession, and false impersonation."

Model fucking citizen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (gyKtp)

393
Saw a vine that has people up in arms:; It's a party boat with girls in bikinis and guys. Singer says lets have a moment of silence while we sing the Syrian National Anthem. Then the music breaks out and every one is dancing and singing: Run Away! Run Away!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (iQIUe)

394 Cards 3
Mets 2


Game two coming up....



Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (Enq6K)

395 >>Come to think of it, Bernie is a muppet.


One of the cranky old dudes in the balcony.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (NOIQH)

396 @383

Crimson Tide, not Red October

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (lcUJ5)

397 365 Weasel: 0
Hornets: 12
Posted by: Weasel
-------------------
Please tell me that explosives were involved.

Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (s1buB)

398 Did I say Hunt for Red October. Crap. I'm talking Crimson Tide.
But you know the scene.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (k8tEg)

399 Whoops. I guess this isnt live.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (iQIUe)

400 When the slaves built Philadelphia they never could have imagined that one day the mothers of black thugs would be honored there.

Posted by: A Thread Late And A Dollar Short at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (r6/nW)

401 388
Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (mFkVC)

The ex-wife? So what?


Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:29 PM (eSQgj)


Ivanka's the daughter, Ivana's the ex-wife.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (1ZOkK)

402 Ivanka Trump will be hosting a major fundraiser for Corey Booker next week.



Unity!

Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (mFkVC)
---Relationship upgrade #1, later replaced, who wasn't at the RNC as far as I saw?
I'm not sure what deep meaning you think you've found here.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (3Liv/)

403

Someone please tweet this: So how did the ISIS delegation at the Democrat convention vote?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (3veQM)

404 385 Yeah - nest out front that hadn't shown a lot of activity and I forgot they were there. Went by with the mower and they were on me in a flash!

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)

405 The unions have taken it up the squeak hole from Democrats and now The Lying Hag is gonna throw them a bone with NAFTA and the grovel at her smelly feet,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wohoooooooioooahahahahahaha!

Pffffffffft!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (KdXXc)

406 383 - that was Crimson Tide, not Red October.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (7qAYi)

407 Did I say Hunt for Red October. Crap. I'm talking Crimson Tide.
But you know the scene.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (k8tEg)


I thought the fat guy died being forced to run around looking for missing strawberries?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (zc3Db)

408 376 I feel sorry for the cop that arrested Bland. He's been fired, indicted and going to trial. For what? She ran a fkcin stop sign and then went nuts.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)

That's a lie. She allegedly didnt use her turn signal, the cop escalated the situation over nothing, lied on his police report, was indicted for perjury and fired. He got big swinging dickitis because she didnt want to put her cigarette out after he told her to put it out, which he had no legal right to do and she had no legal obligation to obey. He created the altercation, not her. So don't spread this bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (0mRoj)

409

Ivanka is the daughter, not the ex wife


And that story is from 2013

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

410 >>Ivanka Trump will be hosting a major fundraiser for Corey Booker next week

Pretty sure that was a couple years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (/tuJf)

411 If Hillary renegotiates NAFTA, I expect China and the Clinton Crime Foundation to come out the winners.

Somehow.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (Z58Xa)

412 Ivanka's the daughter, Ivana's the ex-wife.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (1ZOkK)

Ah.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (3Liv/)

413 Went by with the mower and they were on me in a flash!

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)

You really should wear more than an old trench coat when you're mowing.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (GUBah)

414
379 Ivanka Trump will be hosting a major fundraiser for Corey Booker next week.

Unity!

Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (mFkVC
======================

Ivanka's husband and his family have been big financial supporters of Booker (and the NJ Dems generally) for a long time. Christie too.

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (/m8T6)

415 The unions have taken it up the squeak hole from Democrats and now The Lying Hag is gonna throw them a bone with NAFTA and the grovel at her smelly feet,



Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM
.............

Bad news, it's not her feet that smell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (dNwFH)

416 Allen West on with Greta calling Michael Brown a "thug."

Good for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (1ZOkK)

417 397 Please tell me that explosives were involved.
-----------
Not yet, but soon.... Certain supplies have been ordered.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (Sfs6o)

418 392 Eric Garner had 30 arrests in 34 years, included charges of assault and grand theft. Then we have this:

Meyers notes that at the time of Garner's death, he was "out on bail after being charged with illegally selling cigarettes, driving without a license, marijuana possession, and false impersonation."

Model fucking citizen.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2016 07:30 PM (gyKtp)

The sentence for which is extrajudicial killing by cop?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (0mRoj)

419 I'm watching DNC coverage on youtube. They disabled chat. i wonder why?

I remember Hillary being a total bitch when congress met right after 9/11. I could have slapped her smirking face silly.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (iQIUe)

420 Cocoon III: The Encacklating

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (8ZskC)

421 'person' is on my short list, in case anyone is 'curious'.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:34 PM (ZnIt3)

422 404 385 Yeah - nest out front that hadn't shown a lot of activity and I forgot they were there. Went by with the mower and they were on me in a flash!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)
---
Poor Weasel! This just happened to a friend of mine at work. He mowed right over their nest and was immediately swarmed by angry yellowjackets. I of course suggested incendiaries but he said the nest was right next to the (wooden) patio.

Acceptable risk! I replied.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (jR7Wy)

423 This idiot nation is going to vote for a shriveled up, criminal, power hungry, evil vagina.

Might as well come to grips with reality.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (1ZOkK)

424

I had to use explosives to get my last tampon out...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (qul7b)

425 423 trenchcoat? It's much too hot for that!

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)

426 So, the donks want to undo the First Amendment??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (iQIUe)

427 Garner wasn't killed by cop


He was morbidly obese and had a heart attack

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

428 "You're going to have a Herculean task in trying to explain where the Carthaginians originate."

And that they were white ethnic Greeks.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (eSQgj)

429 "The idiots are trying to make everyone from the past black."

There was an absolutely fawning puff piece on Tim Kaine by NPR about two weeks ago -- which had me wondering whether the guy already quietly had the vice presidential nod, and NPR had their marching orders to do advance battlespace prep on his behalf.

Anyway, the piece talked about the Catholic church where Kaine attends. It's in a heavily black neighborhood, and the depictions of Jesus inside of the church are all of Jesus as a black man.

Coming soon: retconned black Santa Claus, as Kwanzaa never got the kind of cultural traction that the left had hoped it would.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (noWW6)

430 wait a minute, who was responsible for collapse of US and global economy in 2008?
say, wasn't it the guy who repealed the glass-steagall act at the
behest of his buddies on wall-street - william jefferson clinton ? by
all means lets celebrate him and his famous pecker

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (c6/9Q)

431 I am proud to announce that the new gay and lesbian animal clinic in Brattleboro will be renamed to the Bernie Sanders Gay and Lesbian Animal Clinic in response to his great efforts to improve life in Vermont........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 26, 2016 07:36 PM (NuElX)

432
Ivanka is the daughter, not the ex wife. And that story is from 2013
Posted by: ThunderB



#NeverTrumpers tend to be a little fuzzy of the details...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:36 PM (kdS6q)

433 And that they were white ethnic Greeks.
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (eSQgj)



Then how do you explain the sombreros?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 07:36 PM (8ZskC)

434 Weasel, whatever you are planning to do to those hornets or wasps or whatever they are, make sure you do it after dark. They will all be back in their nests then and supposedly lethargic. I don't know.

But I know that's the advice I always see and hear, and it's worked for my husband when he's had to go after hornets and wasps.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 07:36 PM (805dc)

435 CO2 fire extinguisher to freeze a hive.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2016 07:36 PM (syn4Y)

436 Mets/Cards game was a good one. Hazelbaker hit the cover off the ball. Literally. Only went about 60 feet though, it was strange.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (39g3+)

437
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Jeff Bezos Join Defense Innovation Board

WASHINGTON — Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, Amazon head Jeff Bezos and former Obama administration official Cass Sunstein are among the newest names to join Defense Secretary Ash Carter’s new Defense Innovation Advisory Board.

http://tinyurl.com/zk2rqsq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (IqV8l)

438 Ivanka Trump will be hosting a major fundraiser for Corey Booker next week.



Unity!

Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (mFkVC)

She did this in 2013. I see nothing online regarding her doing this in 2016.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (Zz6ul)

439 385 Yeah - nest out front that hadn't shown a lot of activity and I forgot they were there. Went by with the mower and they were on me in a flash!

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)
...............

They were obviously bigoted Trump hornets and mistook you for a Mexican.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

440 Swelling isn't too bad. Took a couple to the face, a few on the arm, one on the waist and a bunch on my leg and ankle.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (Sfs6o)

441 HAH!

@NewRepublic 6m
Can Bernie Sanders convince his followers to stop being "ridiculous"?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (VY8H5)

442 Allen West on with Greta calling Michael Brown a "thug."

Yes. I like that man.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (3myMJ)

443 Schedule for DNC tonight, so you know when to run out for more alcohol to make it through the stupid.

http://www.politicspa.com/the-complete-dnc-schedule/77205/
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2016 06:42 PM (hvf9s)

Working evenings does have it's good points at times.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (heN73)

444 "Garner wasn't killed by cop
He was morbidly obese and had a heart attack"

There was an Associated Press article from just a couple of days ago which described Garner as having, quote, "died in a police chokehold", except that no bona fide chokehold had been applied, and Garner died of a heart attack in an ambulance while being transported, with no police officers anywhere near him.

Living up to the AP's *snort* "high standards of professionalism and accuracy".

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (noWW6)

445 >>>He basically played out in real life that scene from
Hunt for Red October where the fat guy dies during a drill while
there's a fire onboard, and Gene Hackman notes that he didn't kill the
guy, but his 300# did. Aaand, just as in Hunt, some sanctimonious guy
like Denzel will still look to blame the captain.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2016 07:28 PM (k8tEg)<<<



Whoa whoa whoa. Crimson Tide.


Mixing up movies like that will get out of control. It'll get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Teh Fred at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (H9MG5)

446 404 385 Yeah - nest out front that hadn't shown a lot of activity and I forgot they were there. Went by with the mower and they were on me in a flash!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)


Owie. I got stung once like that last year and ended up emptying three cans of Raid down the hole, and I could still see some flying around. I think only winter killed the nest. I haven't seen them so far this year but I'm on my guard every time I go by that spot in the yard.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

447 These movie references will get out of control. They will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (q6C1L)

448 I had to use explosives to get my last tampon out...

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (qul7b)
..............

the snuke?

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

449
#NeverTrumpers tend to be a little fuzzy of the details...

You mean like how Heidi Cruz had to be escorted off the convention by security?

Or how a Cruz delegate was threatened in the bathroom?


Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (3veQM)

450 The sentence for which is extrajudicial killing by cop?
Posted by: Insomniac

----

What do you do for a living? Does it involve dealing with wacked-out, irrational people who routinely kill the others in your profession?

A guy with a record like that is ramping it up every damned weekend. He's bound to scare the shit out of a cop someday, and if that cop's on the edge (as our culture and the media put them), then things are going to come to a head.

Posted by: RKae at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (lbHXQ)

451 No cop killed Garner

He had a heart attack

No cop killed Bland

She killed herself

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

452 Pretty sure that was a couple years ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:32 PM (/tuJf)
---------------

You are correct, and I am wrong. This was before the whole family's miraculous conversion.

I genuinely apologize. Trump is bad enough without screwing up facts.

Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:39 PM (mFkVC)

453 Anyway, the piece talked about the Catholic church where Kaine attends. It's in a heavily black neighborhood, and the depictions of Jesus inside of the church are all of Jesus as a black man.

The fact that so many politicians who support infanticide are able to attend Roman Catholic Churches openly is just a sad statement of the church in America.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:39 PM (39g3+)

454 Rich Trumka was on Fox Business sweetly talking about how great Hillary is. You know Hillary wants to "put miners out of business", right Rich? And you started off life as a lawyer-enforcer and head of the Mine Workers union?

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 07:39 PM (/m8T6)

455 They make wine in beer cans now. Just FYI.

Posted by: Lea at July 26, 2016 07:39 PM (vmMMi)

456 Bees... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

Posted by: Nic Cage at July 26, 2016 07:39 PM (syn4Y)

457 Thanks bluebell. Don't tell anyone, especially any BAFTE Agents who may be listening, but I'm planning night ops.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

458 And that they were white ethnic Greeks.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (eSQgj)


They were Phoenecians, but the exact origin of the phoenecians is still very hazy (so far as I am aware), though they were mediterranean.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (zc3Db)

459 425 423 trenchcoat? It's much too hot for that!
Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (Sfs6o)
-------------

We have a friend in another state who had a bet with his neighbor. Both were trying to lose a specific amount of weight by a certain time. Loser had to mow the winner's lawn wearing a speedo. Talk about incentive.

Our friend kept ordering his neighbor cookies and things through the mail.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (805dc)

460 Posted by: person

I'm starting to think you can't trust some of the things this guy types.

Posted by: Captain Obvious (ret.) at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (rLrEx)

461 Ivanka is the daughter, not the ex wife




And that story is from 2013

Why is the "person" troll dragging up 2013?

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (eSQgj)

462 Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

When you have a ground nest, put a big bowl over it. They'll all be dead in a day or so.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (3myMJ)

463 Trump is hosting a fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago for Debbie Wasserman Schultz !

Posted by: person news service at July 26, 2016 07:41 PM (c6/9Q)

464 Posted by: Captain Obvious (ret.) at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (rLrEx)

It's a robot!

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:41 PM (3myMJ)

465 So Hillary is ready to undo the one final piece of Bill's legacy that remains in place.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 07:41 PM (gmeXX)

466 Did Amy Schumer lose some weight? She's still not very funny.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (WYh6/)

467 When my dad found a bee hive, he'd pour gasoline down it and light a match. Sometimes the delay was a bit long, and fumes would pour out and the fire would be pretty spectacular.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (39g3+)

468 So is anyone watching the Dem love fest?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (O2RFr)

469 418 >> The sentence for which is extrajudicial killing by cop?

Posted by: Insomniac

When told he was under arrest, he said I'm not going to jail. That's resisting arrest. Are police allowed to use any force?

*I will concede that an illegal chokehold was used*

But that wasn't the cause of death --

Also, Garner did not die at the scene, a common misconception among those discussing the case on social media. Instead he "suffered cardiac arrest in the ambulance taking him to the hospital and was pronounced dead about an hour later," Newsmax notes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (gyKtp)

470 And that story is from 2013

Why is the "person" troll dragging up 2013?
Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (eSQgj)
------------

Because, as I said, I screwed up.

Posted by: person at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (mFkVC)

471 Mike Pence is joining BLM protest in Indianapolis !

Posted by: person news service at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (c6/9Q)

472 They were Phoenecians, but the exact origin of the phoenecians is still very hazy (so far as I am aware), though they were mediterranean.


Carthage was established as a Phoenician outpost around 700 BC but eventually grew to eclipse the Phoenician city states. Dido was supposedly its founder.

Not Dildo, Dido.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (8ZskC)

473 Only the horde would jink my deep cuts. I luv you guys.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (q6C1L)

474

F
Y
I

Booker always makes the rounds with Jewish donors. Always cracks the same joke, that he's "looking for a Jewish boyfriend"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (zOTsN)

475 go after hornets and wasps.





Posted by: bluebell


Attack at dawn.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (Y3Wjm)

476 At one time Corey Booker was a ' thing'. Conservative creds. Then the 'uncle tom' screaming lobby went after him.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (ZnIt3)

477 451 No cop killed Garner

He had a heart attack

No cop killed Bland

She killed herself
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

And one of these people being eulogized tonight by BLM was killed by a gang member.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (7qAYi)

478 Paul Manafort is managing both the DNC and RNC candidates campaigns.

I heard it from person.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (Zz6ul)

479 So Hillary is ready to undo the one final piece of Bill's legacy that remains in place.

Posted by: SH

----

Really? She's gonna kill Chelsea?

Posted by: RKae at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (lbHXQ)

480 Weasel, get some baking soda on all those stings, and take some Benadryl. You may need some ice packs too. Have Mrs. Weasel pamper you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (805dc)

481 Oh Hell. Dems Commies playing up Hitlery's role advocating for women and children after law school. Playing video.

Guess they "forgot" to include the clip of her cackling after she got a little girl's rapist off the hook.

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (H9MG5)

482 423 This idiot nation is going to vote for a shriveled up, criminal, power hungry, evil vagina.

Might as well come to grips with reality.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (1ZOkK)


Yeah, it looks that way. No one's going to get between LIV's and their free healthcare/college tuition/phones/etc. And they outnumber us.

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (lcUJ5)

483 >>The fact that so many politicians who support infanticide are able to
attend Roman Catholic Churches openly is just a sad statement of the
church in America.


I recall when VA Rep. Jim Moran (D-espicable) got in a shouting match with his priest outside of church after mass because the priest had made anti-abortion remark. Think there may have even been some shoving involved? Lovely.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (NOIQH)

484 Carthage was established as a Phoenician outpost around 700 BC but eventually grew to eclipse the Phoenician city states. Dido was supposedly its founder.

Not Dildo, Dido.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (8ZskC)


Dido's first album was pretty awesome. I even liked that silly duet she did with Eminem or Snickers or whatever his name is.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:43 PM (zc3Db)

485 468 So is anyone watching the Dem love fest?
=============================

I stopped watching and switched to the Indians-Federales game. Baseball is good for the troubled soul.

Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (/m8T6)

486 Just for the record, Nate Silver is at the time of this comment predicting a 40.7% chance Trump wins the election in November. The 57% number is a hypothetical "who would win if the election were being held tomorrow" number. The 57% number does not take into account that Republicans have had a convention and Democrats have not. Which is sort of a big deal.

Longer explanation follows:

He posts three forecasts. The actual "what I think will happen" one as of this moment is the "polls-plus" forecast. The "plus" means adding a point or two here and there for how the economy is doing and the president's approval rating and whatever other "fundamentals" he's decided are relevant. Those last "fundamentals" points peter out over the course of the campaign until they become zero as of election day. The day before the election "polls-only" and "polls-plus" are the same model.

More importantly, the "polls-plus" forecast also adds special sauce to subtract out convention bounces. Silver assumes that conventions result in 4-point gains at one point per day of the convention, which dissipate over the course of the 30 days following the convention. Either candidate getting a bigger or smaller bounce will skew the "polls-plus" forecast for the next month until the bounce is gone.

Expect it all to get clearer about a month from now.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (5ZHb+)

487 462 upside down bowl...that's a pretty slick solution. Unfortunately I don't think it will work in this application. Both nests are next to landscaping timbers in the mulch.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (Sfs6o)

488 Trump's immigration policy is Not #Nice.
(Not mine; stolen from a twitterer.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (LdMbv)

489

I will have DT chained to the West Portico columns and he will die by the death of 2920 cuts, one each day of my reign! I will have him impregnated by rabid hyenas! He will survive on the vaginal juices of Obama's MIL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (qul7b)

490

Pretty sure the Reagan kids raised money and campaigned for every liberal and liberal cause that asked

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (zOTsN)

491 440
Swelling isn't too bad. Took a couple to the face, a few on the arm, one on the waist and a bunch on my leg and ankle.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:37 PM (Sfs6o)


Holy crap. Make a paste of baking soda and water and put on those bites. Saved the life of my horse years ago, who had an entire nest hit his neck.

I still remember me, my mom, dad, and lazy sister staying up all night, putting baking soda paste on the poor thing's neck for 30 minutes, followed by 30 minutes of ice. Did it all night, and saved my horse from dying (his throat was swelling shut).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (1ZOkK)

492
They were Phoenecians, but the exact origin of the phoenecians is still very hazy (so far as I am aware), though they were mediterranean.
Modern day Lebanon.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (lKyWE)

493 Pretty sure the Reagan kids raised money and campaigned for every liberal and liberal cause that asked


2 of them...The other 2 were Conservatives...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (O2RFr)

494 427 Garner wasn't killed by cop


Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

That's false. Plainly false. His obesity contributed but being tackled and choked is what caused his death.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (0mRoj)

495 Not Dildo, Dido.
----
Doh!

Posted by: homer simpson at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (LdMbv)

496 Nood.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (UPYhp)

497 #NeverTrumpers tend to be a little fuzzy of the details...


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 07:36 PM (kdS6q)

Well, you have to admit, with the Trump family, it's hard to keep track of all those greased palms.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (hgBpU)

498 Ivanka Trump will be hosting a major fundraiser for Corey Booker next week.

--

Link?

She gave him one in 2013. The Trumps donate to the powers that be - pretty much a greasing the wheels for business thing.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (7lVbc)

499 Nood up

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (7qAYi)

500 Is Manafort a spell in World of Warcraft or something?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (39g3+)

501

Sayyid


Nate Silver confidently predicted Trump would lose every primary and not be the nominee

Until he was

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:46 PM (zOTsN)

502 Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:44 PM (Sfs6o)

If you can see where they fly in and out, cover the opening at night with flypaper.

Posted by: Meremortal, at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (3myMJ)

503 480 thanks bluebell. WeaselWoman took care of the five or six that were on me when I came into the house at a high rate of speed, and now she's frying me bacon for some reason!

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (Sfs6o)

504 Anyone heard from Lincoln since Saturday?
He had a run-in with bees this weekend. Stung near the eye, IIRC.
While trying to break up fighting dogs. In a creek/pond.

Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (s1buB)

505 Modern day Lebanon.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (lKyWE)


No. That's where the phoenecians set up camp but they came there from who-knows-where. They showed up in Lebanon, set themselves up and totally changed the future of Mankind. But they were a seafaring people who just showed up. Their origin before that is not exactly known. As far as I'm aware, there are some guesses but no definitive proof of anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (zc3Db)

506 Chi, I think Lincoln was on the health thread yesterday. I could be mistaken though.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (805dc)

507 Garner died of a heart attack. Truth is truth

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (zOTsN)

508 504 Anyone heard from Lincoln since Saturday?
He had a run-in with bees this weekend. Stung near the eye, IIRC.
While trying to break up fighting dogs. In a creek/pond.
Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 07:47 PM (s1buB)


Glad to hear it was just bees. I'd heard he was shot in the head.

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (lcUJ5)

509 Weasel. You want to wait until dark and then hit your hornets nest with the industrial strength wasp killer spray. Otherwise a bunch of them are gone and don't killed when you spray. Also they are less active at night

Now in your case with the nest location maybe you need something more than the spray but that is the general rule for wasp nests.

Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (dkExz)

510 Pretty sure the Reagan kids raised money and campaigned for every liberal and liberal cause that asked


2 of them...The other 2 were Conservatives...
Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (O2RFr)

Ivanka said during her speech at the RNC that she is not a party person. That she votes for the person she thinks is the best one for her family and her country.
So, an independent. And I admire her honesty and the fact that she doesn't drone vote for a candidate.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (Zz6ul)

511 "They were Phoenecians, but the exact origin of the phoenecians is still very hazy (so far as I am aware), though they were mediterranean.Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:40 PM (zc3Db)"
Looks like they think possibly the Red Sea? If they were then good for Scipio.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (eSQgj)

512 Does anyone know how much Bernie Sanders and his campaign owes? He spent a lot of money those last few states.

How much is his failed campaign in the red?

Because I think every one of those dollars he owes is a reason he is swallowing Hillary and DNC shit. That and the fact he is a cowardly beta male that refused to go for the throat and attack Hillary on her email, corruption and Libya.

Posted by: rd at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (uQh+H)

513 >>So Hillary is ready to undo the one final piece of Bill's legacy that remains in place.

She has a Tide stain stick?

Posted by: Aviator at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (c7vUv)

514 Ah Weasel, you have a good wife. Bacon cures all things.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (805dc)

515 And I admire her honesty and the fact that she doesn't drone vote for a candidate.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (Zz6ul)


Except that all democrats are America-hating. lowlife scumbags.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (zc3Db)

516 >>That's false. Plainly false. His obesity contributed but being tackled and choked is what caused his death.

Resisting arrest for doing something he had previously been arrested for is what killed him. He would have benefited from watching Chris Rock's How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police.

Lesson 1. Obey the law.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

517 Pretty sure the Reagan kids raised money and campaigned for every liberal and liberal cause that asked

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 07:45 PM (zOTsN)

Ah, yes, the two wrongs make a right argument.Anyway, you're referring to the maladjusted kids with daddy issues, not Maureen or Michael.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 07:51 PM (hgBpU)

518 Posted by: MTF at July 26, 2016 07:33 PM (/m8T6)

He may be the best thing one can get in Newark.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (eSQgj)

519 Friend sent me this:

Everyone is playing Pokemon.
Blink 182 has a number one song.
Tarzan is in theaters.
Clinton is running for president.
........Welcome to the 90's!

Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 26, 2016 07:52 PM (xVgrA)

520 There's a really ugly fascist streak among many on the right when it comes to use of force, including lethal force, by the cops. I will be glad to see it gone.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 07:53 PM (0mRoj)

521 "515 And I admire her honesty and the fact that she doesn't drone vote for a candidate.


Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (Zz6ul)


Except that all democrats are America-hating. lowlife scumbags.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (zc3Db)"My city/town/suburb is going to elect only democrats. My husband works hard to help get the least poisonous elected. I can't actually vote for any of them, since they're, well, as you say American-hating lowlife scumbags or worse.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:55 PM (eSQgj)

522 Except that all democrats are America-hating. lowlife scumbags.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 07:50 PM (zc3Db)

Now, now, it is totally passe to have any ethics or morals during this election.

Posted by: Joanne at July 26, 2016 07:56 PM (hgBpU)

523 >>There's a really ugly fascist streak among many on the right when it comes to use of force, including lethal force, by the cops. I will be glad to see it gone.

So tell me, how would you resolve the situation with a person you were trying to take into custody who refused to obey.

There's also a real fantasy world streak amongst some on the right.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:57 PM (/tuJf)

524 "509 Weasel. You want to wait until dark and then hit your hornets nest with the industrial strength wasp killer spray. Otherwise a bunch of them are gone and don't killed when you spray. Also they are less active at night


Now in your case with the nest location maybe you need something more than the spray but that is the general rule for wasp nests.
Posted by: Palerider at July 26, 2016 07:49 PM (dkExz)"
Just so you know and aren't afraid of the "toxic" spray, it's just concentrated marigold extract for the most part.How do I know this? Had a toddler spray it into his mouth. Poison control said "not a big deal". Yeah. Motherhood.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 07:58 PM (eSQgj)

525 Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:57 PM (/tuJf)

I agree. The whole "statist"/cop confluence is really frightening.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (eSQgj)

526 Do you even hear yourselves? Resistance or opposition to the cops should be summarily punished by death? That's OK with you? My God.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 08:00 PM (0mRoj)

527 Instant wasp killer:

2 cups water
2 tbsp dishwashing liquid
30 drops of peppermint oil

Put in a spray bottle and go to town. Knocks them down and keeps them down.

Posted by: Gran at July 26, 2016 08:02 PM (lcUJ5)

528 Resisting arrest for doing something he had previously been arrested for is what killed him. He would have benefited from watching Chris Rock's How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police.

Lesson 1. Obey the law.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 07:51 PM (/tuJf)


Obey the law or die, I see. You need to take some personal inventory about what you believe and what value you place on human life.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 08:02 PM (0mRoj)

529 469
Also, Garner did not die at the scene, a common misconception among those discussing the case on social media. Instead he "suffered cardiac arrest in the ambulance taking him to the hospital and was pronounced dead about an hour later," Newsmax notes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2016 07:42 PM (gyKtp)


Um, why was he being taken to the hospital instead of the police station to be booked?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

530 Holy fucking shit. I have the sound muted and will keep it that way.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

531 #361:
Ask the history major who thinks Scipio Africanus was African whether he thinks Bernard Montgomery, 1st Viscount of Alamein, was Egyptian. (I've always suspected Montgomery was thinking of Roman practice when he picked the scene of his greatest victory for his lordly name.)

Posted by: Dr Weevil at July 26, 2016 08:07 PM (KWAKu)

532 The movie Shane is showing on TCM juxtaposed to the shame of La Raza & New Black Party convention tonight.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 08:07 PM (yNyJy)

533 @501: He confidently predicted that because he was banking on things other than the polls being right. That's obviously, in retrospect, a bad game plan for a guy whose claim to fame is reading polls better than anyone else.

You can read his apology on his site if you want, which includes his commitment to never again stray from what the data are saying this election. But I suspect that post was just boilerplate denial of how horribly Trump is doing, and you won't.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 26, 2016 08:20 PM (5ZHb+)

534 Hillary Clinton's boobies: two wind socks on a muggy day.

Posted by: Beverly at July 26, 2016 11:08 PM (SWK/N)

535 Inaccurate OP. Silver said if the election were held today Trump would be likely to win. He's pretty specific that he still thinks Hillary has the edge.

Let's not give anyone false hope, like we did in 2012 with the "scews"

Posted by: Stone at July 27, 2016 11:16 AM (qRV1m)

536 Ace, that's ... well, "not correct" is the only way I can put that.

Nate has two trackers.

1) The "today" run, which has Trump ahead at 57.5%. But only applies to a "if the election were today" question. Which it isn't.

2) The "polls plus" model; which is "if things stay as expected, and the election were held in November, when the election IS held".
In that one Hillary has the 58.2% as is still the likely winner.

Here, I'll let Nate explain that so you know I'm not making crap up (again).

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/757559058924699648

Nate is admitting the daily tracker went for Trump based on convention bounce. But those historically don't last until November.

Nate doesn't have "Trump as the favorite"; unless the election is held tomorrow and not in November...

Posted by: gekkobear at July 27, 2016 11:43 AM (2iR3c)

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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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