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On The Run: Two ISIS Attackers Take Mass Hostage in Normandy; Eviscerate Priest, Leave Nun Fighting For Her Life

We can only guess at the motives of these men who shouted "Alluha Akbar" and whose actions were claimed by ISIS.

By the way, one of the attackers had links to one of the Bataclan attackers.

So: Stone-cold mystery.

Posted by: Ace at 10:56 AM




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1 JV strikes again.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2016 10:58 AM (OW/rx)

2 "The motive is a mystery..." is the defining phrase of our Republic now.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 26, 2016 10:58 AM (zllbf)

3 "The motive is a mystery" is the War on Terror's equivalent of swamp gas, weather baloons, and the planet Venus.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 26, 2016 10:59 AM (9krrF)

4 Not a threat like air conditioning or refrigerators.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 11:00 AM (1BQGO)

5 "By the way, one of the attackers had links to one of the Bataclan attackers."

It can't be his religion because he has that link to all attackers.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 26, 2016 11:00 AM (kfcYC)

6 It's because France didn't give them jobs!

Posted by: Mari Harf at July 26, 2016 11:01 AM (vi9X/)

7 I think we've given them enough free shots. Is it time to punch back yet?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2016 11:01 AM (KUaJL)

8 Time to bring back the Crusades.

Posted by: huerfano at July 26, 2016 11:01 AM (jkkMG)

9 **aaaahhhhhooooooooooooooooo**

Lone wolves of Normandy.

Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at July 26, 2016 11:01 AM (H9MG5)

10 Terrorist Attack?
Workplace Violence?
Justice Involved Youth?
Unknown motivation?
Communion error.

Everyone just go on with your day, and remember, please don't be a racist. We have hundreds of thousands of refugees who badly need our resources.

Posted by: Revenant at July 26, 2016 11:02 AM (3DSAh)

11 *sits and hopes for the mysterious backlash to finally begin*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2016 11:02 AM (enVYz)

12 It's time for France to take down the Confederate Flag.

Posted by: Cantankerous at July 26, 2016 11:03 AM (326rv)

13 Jinkies! What a mystery!

Posted by: Velma Dinkley at July 26, 2016 11:03 AM (AJR4F)

14 Don't even feel like being sarcastic or snarky anymore. Fuck this PC culture that refuses to call things what they are. Fuck it right to hell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:04 AM (pUDQf)

15 FBI issues statement that there is no indication this attack has any ties to terrorism.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:04 AM (0mRoj)

16 Absolutely have to vote for Trump.

Posted by: lynndh at July 26, 2016 11:04 AM (DaWUf)

17 Europe has a long history of "settling" its problems through massacres, mass deportations and putting people into train cars.

At some future breaking point, it will happen again.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 26, 2016 11:04 AM (scUt2)

18 Sounds like someone wants a new crusade.

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 11:04 AM (lVzuL)

19 We are all martyrs at the alter of the globalist god.

Posted by: Alex #11 at July 26, 2016 11:04 AM (EUMt/)

20 Maybe if we were nicer to them, they wouldn't do such things! #weallarejihad

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 26, 2016 11:05 AM (QUl0c)

21 Islam is a pernicious disease that produces a plethora of zombie killers by attacking the brain. Time to wipe this disease out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:05 AM (XQrf/)

22 ALL IS CALM!!!!!!

Posted by: Niedermayer at July 26, 2016 11:05 AM (/CIN4)

23 We need more common sense vetting controls.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 11:05 AM (WYh6/)

24

A guy, with a conviction of terrorism, with links to Bataclan, was under house arrest


Leave

France

Now

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:05 AM (zOTsN)

25 To paraphrase Anna in the previous thread, how many of these guys are known to the authorities beforehand? I'm thinking many more than the French have been told.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 26, 2016 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

26 If the only thing to come from Trump's presidency is calling shit what it really is, then I'd consider him a huge success.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:05 AM (pUDQf)

27 One of the things that absolutely frosts me about this is that this convicted terrorist had a clause in his bail terms that says he wouldn't be monitored from 8:30 am to 12:30 pm. What in the world is THAT?

So he uses his "free" time to murder a priest in the middle of Mass.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (805dc)

28 Ace, we were just discussing carrying in church. It's legal where I live.

I hate to say it, but it's a matter of time before ISIS does something in a church here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (1ZOkK)

29 This means we're winning! Be afraid of your A/C!

Posted by: John Kerry at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (LYCUN)

30 Seriously

Leave France now. Don't look back

HOLLANDE should be chased from office

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (zOTsN)

31 He was a good boy. Turning his life around. Attending night classes for cheese making.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (0mRoj)

32 So there being two of them, does that invalidate the "lone wolf" nonsense?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (Juo2u)

33 Is France still "at war" or had they re-re-re-re-surrendered since the last attack?

Posted by: white flag salesman at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (H9MG5)

34 Sounds like someone wants a new crusade.



Someone to be fetching my high horse, Quantrill, please?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:07 AM (dLr9j)

35 Are Europeans getting upset or just getting numb?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 11:07 AM (3myMJ)

36 Don't ask to be raped.

Don't ask to be jihaded.

Don't ask to be assaulted.

Don't ask why.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:07 AM (pUDQf)

37 But Trump is insane for suggesting people from France and Germany will require heightened scrutiny

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (zOTsN)

38 266 Then there's this tidbit:

"One of the men who stormed into the church in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray near Rouen during mass was a local man, who was being monitored by electronic tag after being jailed for trying to join fanatics in Syria."

Here's a crazy idea. How bout you treat Isis scum like the traitors they are instead of treating them like the guy who stole a bunch of CDs.

Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (lVzuL)

39

Do we have to warn them first, or can we just shoot them?

Is it like the Miranda thing - "You have the right to drop your weapon. If you drop your weapon a lawyer will be provided for you if you can not afford one yourself."

Seems like alot of risk. If you announce that you have a gun, he might try to take it from you. Then what? Negotiate?

Posted by: Uncertain in Utica at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (guFKJ)

40 Of course no names, or description is give, and as usual the "motive is unknown". The French are copying the wrong President

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (mpXpK)

41 repost - tweeted this

By their fruits ye shall know them" Matt 7:16
The fruit of Islam is murder and slavery.

waiting for my twitter suspension

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (7lVbc)

42 "Time to bring back the Crusades."

This time, sacking Constantinople won't be an own-goal.

Can we move the Delphic tripod to Cincinnati? It doesn't make sense, but that thing is *SO* cool.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (5JEr5)

43

Paging Charles Martell

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (zOTsN)

44 The bastards made sure that they attacked and murdered Fr. Jacques Hamel DURING Mass. That was the message. Worship Jesus and die, infidels.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (JBggj)

45 An attack like this, on American soil, after Trump's State of the Union Address at the conclusion of the RNC?

Half this nation is on slow simmer right now concerning death by PC'ism.

Yeh, I expect an outbreak of Cowboys and Muslims to occur.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 11:09 AM (ptqRm)

46 Meanwhile, Mooch gives incredible speech.

George Stephanopolis told me so.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 26, 2016 11:09 AM (U6f54)

47
DNC Schedule Update - Tuesday

The French priest killers will be speaking right after Trayvon's Mommy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 11:09 AM (kdS6q)

48 Yes we found they did this heinous act but we can't find evidence of intent so move along proles.

Posted by: James Comey at July 26, 2016 11:09 AM (aVYsC)

49 32 So there being two of them, does that invalidate the "lone wolf" nonsense?
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (Juo2u)
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Oh no, of course not. It becomes "lone wolves."

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:09 AM (805dc)

50 Paging Charles Martell
Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:08 AM (zOTsN)

Paging Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:09 AM (7lVbc)

51 15
FBI issues statement that there is no indication this attack has any ties to terrorism.


Also, it's a tax.

Posted by: pep at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (3e8zv)

52 *types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (XQrf/)

53 By the time and I have the $$ to travel globally there will be nothing left of Europe to see.

Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (3aBcq)

54 41: Emperor Manuel II Paleologos of the Byzantine Empire wrote the ultimate and complete takedown of Islam regarding that verse.

Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (Lyh9/)

55 One of the Borgia popes would be better at dealing with Islam than the current one.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (7lVbc)

56 And he shall be a wild ass of a man: his hand shall be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the face of all his brethren.'

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (zOTsN)

57 Maybe they were triggered by the site of a cross. The church should be more sensitive and not display these hateful symbols in public. They were practically asking to be beheaded.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (1BQGO)

58 Any Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans having flashbacks to the scene where Spike keeps telling the gang that "Eve is Ben, Ben is Eve!!!" and they immediately forget it?

WTF is wrong with our leaders that they so willfully refuse to see the muslim killers right in front of the faces? Pretending there's nothing there only makes it worse.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)

59 One of the things that absolutely frosts me about this is that this convicted terrorist had a clause in his bail terms that says he wouldn't be monitored from 8:30 am to 12:30 pm. What in the world is THAT?

So he uses his "free" time to murder a priest in the middle of Mass.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (805dc)

****

Sadly, this was probably to accomodate his morning prayer.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (Orr/d)

60 If only there were a country who was able to effectively combat terrorism that we could learn from. But there isn't. I've never heard of such a place. Certainly not one just south of Lebanon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (pUDQf)

61 Mystery unsolved? Paging Lt. Columbo.

Posted by: dantesed at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (88xKn)

62 When will the French rise up? Did they not learn anything from WW2? Are they just going to sit back and let their country go to hell?

Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (3aBcq)

63 54 41: Emperor Manuel II Paleologos of the Byzantine Empire wrote the ultimate and complete takedown of Islam regarding that verse.

--

Oooh, link?

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (7lVbc)

64 Islam is incompatible with western civilization.

That is a fact, and it is a fact that our "leaders" refuse to acknowledge. Instead, they scream "racist!" or "xenophobe!" or "hater!" at everybody who points out the fact.

Doesn't make it any less of a fact.

Islam is not a race, so opposing it cannot logically be "racist." Islam is an ideology -- a political, economic, legal, and social ideology. It is a supremacist ideology of domination, and it seeks the establishment of a worldwide caliphate, by whatever means necessary, including violence.

Opposing Islam is not "hateful" or "xenophobic," it is common sense, self-preservation by people who do not wish to be murdered or forced to submit to a misogynistic, homophobic anti-freedom ideology that treats all non-Muslims as inferior citizens.

Islam opposes western freedoms. It opposes freedom of religion, freedom of speech, free markets, separation of church and state, equal civil rights for women, homosexuals, etc.

Islam is incompatible with western civilization.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (NnYnv)

65 Is it like the Miranda thing - "You have the right to drop your weapon. If you drop your weapon a lawyer will be provided for you if you can not afford one yourself."

Billy Crystal in "Running Scared":

You have the right to a coroner. If you cannot afford one, a medical examiner will be appointed for you.

Posted by: db at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (VPeKk)

66 Do we have to warn them first, or can we just shoot them?

Is it like the Miranda thing - "You have the right to drop your weapon. If you drop your weapon a lawyer will be provided for you if you can not afford one yourself."

Seems like alot of risk. If you announce that you have a gun, he might try to take it from you. Then what? Negotiate?




When you see mine, it'll be the last thing you see.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (dLr9j)

67 A word that might need revival -
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/extirpation

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (XQrf/)

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (syn4Y)

69 Bring back the Crusades. And this time do it right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (1ZOkK)

70 A third nun escaped and called for help.

The reporting is so crappy. We know that a priest was murdered. I had read that a parishioner was also murdered and a 3rd person was fighting for life. I dont know if dead nun is 2nd or 3rd person murdered.

I wonder how old the nun was...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 11:11 AM (iQIUe)

71 If only there were a country who was able to effectively combat terrorism that we could learn from. But there isn't. I've never heard of such a place. Certainly not one just south of Lebanon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (pUDQf)

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See United States (2001-200

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 11:12 AM (gmeXX)

72 57
Maybe they were triggered by the site of a cross. The church should be
more sensitive and not display these hateful symbols in public. They
were practically asking to be beheaded.


Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (1BQGO)

You laugh, but...probably uttered at some meeting today

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:12 AM (pUDQf)

73

So: Stone-cold mystery.



Equally baffling: Local priest has kids come up for blessing after Mass, always plenty of wishes for peace, never any for victory...

unless it's Da Bears.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2016 11:12 AM (8J/Te)

74 Want hundreds of thousands more of these murderers here in the USA? Then withhold your vote from Trump.


Hilary and Kaine have vowed to import more and more.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2016 11:12 AM (enVYz)

75 >>If the only thing to come from Trump's presidency is calling shit what it really is, then I'd consider him a huge success.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:12 AM (NOIQH)

76 If only there were a country who was able to effectively combat terrorism that we could learn from. But there isn't. I've never heard of such a place. Certainly not one just south of Lebanon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (pUDQf)

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See United States (2001-2008 )

How did that emoji get there?

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 11:12 AM (gmeXX)

77 How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.

Posted by: zombie Winston Churchill at July 26, 2016 11:13 AM (H9MG5)

78 "Emperor Manuel II Paleologos of the Byzantine Empire wrote the ultimate and complete takedown of Islam regarding that verse."

Wasn't he the one that wrote, essentially, that nothing good in Islam is new, and nothing new in Islam is good?

Posted by: Robert Crawford at July 26, 2016 11:13 AM (5JEr5)

79 Sadly, this was probably to accomodate his morning prayer.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (Orr/d)
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Don't they pray many times during the day? I think there's one at 5:00, for example.

And I guess it would be too much to ask that he could pray while his electronic device was being monitored.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:13 AM (805dc)

80 FBI issues statement that there is no indication this attack has any ties to terrorism.

Also, it's a tax.

Top notch post!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 26, 2016 11:13 AM (zllbf)

81 I just did the "Jumble" in the paper. I can figger this out, lickety-split.

SSII are the letters?

Hmmmm....

Skip it, next Word...

MALIS

I ought to be able to get this.

Who could be responsible for this?

LLAAH

Who did we give money to for no good reason?

RANI

These "jumbles" are hard. The Shia get what?

KUNSE

It seems we'll never know the answers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 11:13 AM (6gk0M)

82 If they want a war they're going to get it. We joke about the French but they can tear things up if they have to. Keep pushing -- it's going to be ugly.

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2016 11:13 AM (MJuTN)

83 How did that emoji get there?

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 11:12 AM (gmeXX)


8 and a closing parenthesis in immediate sequence get you

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:14 AM (0mRoj)

84 Round em up and move em out

Posted by: x at July 26, 2016 11:14 AM (nFwvY)

85 The backlash will be the pretext for the police state.

Posted by: The Rulers at July 26, 2016 11:14 AM (syn4Y)

86
The only possible, reasonable response to this is to, obviously (I can't figure out why this hasn't happened already) to import more muslim refugees. Obviously.

If we would only allow ourselves to be more culturally enriched instead of wallowing in our cultural impoverishment that will not permit ourselves to see the upside of having our heads severed from off our shoulders.

When will Hillary choose to act?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 11:14 AM (4ng05)

87
When I was a kid we used to sing : "Onward Christian Soldiers marching as to war."

Seems like we should be singing that song in church now.

Posted by: Uncertain in Utica at July 26, 2016 11:14 AM (guFKJ)

88 There are five times a day when a Muslim is called to prayer.

I much prefer Hobbits and their first breakfast, second breakfast...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:14 AM (XQrf/)

89

Has Obama made a statement



Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:14 AM (zOTsN)

90 63: Ok, did some googling. The relevant excerpt is in my nic. Doesn't quote that verse, but I bet he was fairly familiar with it. It's from "26 Dialogues With a Persian".

Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (Lyh9/)

91 According to the Dailymail article, one of the targeted Catholic churches is the Sacre-Couer basilica in Paris.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (JBggj)

92 This news is not helping my headache today.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (7lVbc)

93 I think these kind of incidents prove - once and for all - that we must have better outreach with the Muslim community.

Posted by: Hillary Rotten Clinton at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (so+oy)

94 Remember when countries would join forces to stop evil and fight world wars together?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (pUDQf)

95 To behead an 84 year old priest and an elderly nun takes real courage/sarcasm and po'd to the max. Heck, I have run out of adjectives to express how I feel.

Every single attack, on innocent children, babies, list goes on, you think, "Ok, THIS one will resonate and finally lead to the extermination of vermin in our midst. But, nope. Hollendade (sp, you get the poiint) has been declaring war since November and other nations keep quiet.

Here is my plan: FIRST get Merkel retired or in prison for what she has done to Europe. Second, with or without NATO permission, all civilized countries with courage, derport, via train and cargo plane, every single one of the refugees without jobs and living off the teat of welfare, certainly all who have broken other laws, and all from radical mosques. This includes families. Drop them off at entry point of immigration in ME, they can sort out their point of origin themselves. Cargo planes, trains....load em up.

Then pass strict laws for immigranats and keep track of their status for a short time. Repeat above if they do not comply.

While this is going on, bomb to glass any known training area.

If someone tweets propaganda, deport them immediately.

It is not hard. Considering most of the refugees (over 70%) are young males without family, there should be little tears for the family issue. Deport them. Free Europe of the scourge of civilization.

#CharlesMartel

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (Wb4xo)

96 "And I guess it would be too much to ask that he could pray while his electronic device was being monitored. "

Sorry, Electronic ankle bracelets are harem, and forbidden during prayers.

Imam at the front should have told you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (ptqRm)

97 I'm out, everybody...

Later!

*click*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (6gk0M)

98 >>Has Obama made a statement

Ha! No, because it wasn't "gun violence" is my guess...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:16 AM (NOIQH)

99 Thanks Jackal!

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:16 AM (7lVbc)

100 My spelling stinks above. Rage mistakes. bah.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 26, 2016 11:16 AM (Wb4xo)

101 Number of times terrorism was mentioned at the DNC during the 61 speeches yesterday?

Zero.

We're in the best of hands.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2016 11:16 AM (/tuJf)

102 Haven't been to Normandy in ages, but I remember Rouen as being a lovely town.

We were talking about doing a Viking cruise through Normandy next year. Guess I'll cross that off the wish list.

Speaking of river cruises, I wonder if ISIS has those in their sights?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:16 AM (1ZOkK)

103 "The Muslim call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on earth." -- TFG

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (0mRoj)

104 Sorry, Electronic ankle bracelets are harem, and forbidden during prayers.

Imam at the front should have told you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 11:15 AM (ptqRm)
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Darn it. I should have asked him instead of the moose.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (805dc)

105 days without a Muslim terrorist attack: 000



Posted by: the Beatles, man at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (/542q)

106 Who knows what the French or other Euros will do. Until fairly recently, I would have thought that the French (particularly, the French) wouldn't take this shit standing down -- they love to moralize on the world stage, but when French interests are at stake, they're ruthless.

But, here we are. The French aren't monitoring people who have been arrested for terrorism, and who are wearing ankle bracelets as part of a terrorist watch system. German and Swedish women give wrong information to the police because they are afraid that their rapists will be deported. Everyone cries and mourns the losses to terrorism, and then goes back to sleep. The media actively works to try to hide the attacks, or, if that is not possible, to try and obscure the fact that they are caused by muslim extremists.

There have been muslim no-go zones in France for a very long time. Here's an example of an article written in 2002 about these zones: http://tinyurl.com/zktkalt. They are places where French law essentially does not exist. Similar places in Belgium harbored the Paris attackers. I would think that its time to go break these places up, but the limp-wristed response to these acts of terror does not fill me with confidence.

Posted by: Revenant at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (3DSAh)

107 How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!

Churchill.

"Achmed and Ismail will work to support Franz in his retirement"

Merkel.

Let me know how that works out, 'k?

(yes, I know, the 2nd is a paraphrase. Sue me)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (C9pBZ)

108 Has Obama made a statement

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lol he's not even up yet

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (/CIN4)

109 105
days without a Muslim terrorist attack: 000





Posted by: the Beatles, man at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (/542q)

There ought to be a website.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (pUDQf)

110 Jane D'Oh that might get the Germans finally mad enough. If VagISIL struck one or two or three of the drunken Rhine River cruises.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (XQrf/)

111 Eviscerate?

No, beheaded.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 26, 2016 11:18 AM (wmxwV)

112 We have simply got to stop provoking the GFMs by our existence.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:18 AM (0mRoj)

113 @91...not surprising considering where it is. Beautiful church.

Will have to stop rage here and go read what the vermin are up to.

I wish our election was today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 26, 2016 11:18 AM (Wb4xo)

114 "There have been muslim no-go zones in France for a very long time. "

That sentence did not mean what I hoped it meant.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 11:18 AM (ptqRm)

115 78: Yeah, that's the upshot. Tried copying and pasting the relevant passage from notepad, but pixy didn't like. Its in my nic.

Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 11:18 AM (Lyh9/)

116 "Are Europeans getting upset or just getting numb?"

France is in more trouble than some other places. they have been under assault at least for four years now (2012 attack in Toulouse comes to mind) - and it started with the jews, as it always has. now they are very scared and are firmly in the embrace of the Stockholm syndrome, worrying about their muslem brothers and sisters who may be targeted with hatecrimes. i am sure there is going to be another interfaith meeting with the usual suspects. france is lost for now, they have no control over what is happening to them and no means to protect themselves. it will take a huge shift in their mentality and legal structures to start making a difference.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 11:18 AM (c6/9Q)

117 o/t

thanks for the interesting health thread ace.
looking forward to more.

Posted by: concrete girl at July 26, 2016 11:19 AM (7wF4h)

118 "When I was a kid we used to sing : "Onward Christian Soldiers marching as to war."

Seems like we should be singing that song in church now."

ISTR the original lyrics are "marching OFF to war". We need to resurrect the original lyrics.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at July 26, 2016 11:19 AM (5JEr5)

119 Speaking of drunk, what has been the latest from Ansbach?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:19 AM (XQrf/)

120 We were talking about doing a Viking cruise through Normandy next year. Guess I'll cross that off the wish list.


Only go if there are honest-to-God Vikings on board.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (0mRoj)

121 I just can't understand the reason for the Muslim sympathies and sympathizers.
They want you dead.. and YOU dead, and YOU, and YOU! Dead for everyone!
Like some fanatical Oprah prophet.

Posted by: IP at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (Fol9S)

122 >>>days without a Muslim terrorist attack: 000
Posted by: the Beatles, man at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (/542q)<<<




Need to scale that back to minutes (or more likely, seconds) without an attack. Then maybe... maybe... it could be a non-zero number.

Posted by: Father Time at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (H9MG5)

123
And your morally meaningless #hashtag for this terrorism attack is:

Roberto Maroni, the president of the Lombard region, said the Rev. Jacques Hamel was "a martyr of faith" and requested that the pope "immediately proclaim him St. Jacques." Shortly after the appeal, #santosubito, which translates as "saint immediately," began circulating on Twitter.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (kdS6q)

124 "lol he's not even up yet"

Don't hold your breath waiting either.

Posted by: Mooch at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (ptqRm)

125

Sadly, I am certain that the New Progressive Party had done their work all to well. We won't fight.

Booing and heckling are enough to silence most, and if that isn't enough, your name in the local paper, and a visit from Law Enforcement for some questions will be enough.

Posted by: Uncertain in Utica at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (guFKJ)

126 The Wikipedia entry days something about them using a toy gun but I'm not seeing this anywhere else

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 26, 2016 11:21 AM (wmxwV)

127 The future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of islam.

Posted by: President Barack Obama at July 26, 2016 11:21 AM (LYCUN)

128 They were lone wolves... We may never know their motives....Sound about right?

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

129 I've turned off the news. One more fawning accolade over Mooch's "incredible" speech and I'd stroke out.

Loved her line about America being great, doesn't need changing, when her idiot husband promised his minions he would "fundamentally change the United States of America." And that bitch's speech where she said "America will need to change its history and its traditions."

I want those two nasty, trashy grifters out of my face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:22 AM (1ZOkK)

130 >>>Has Obama made a statement <<<

He joked about the last time he and his daughter were at a Christian mass.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 11:22 AM (WYh6/)

131

The future does not belong to those who will not fight for it.
-- ME

Posted by: Uncertain in Utica at July 26, 2016 11:22 AM (guFKJ)

132 I want those two nasty, trashy grifters out of my face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:22 AM (1ZOkK)

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Out of my face and out of my country.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 26, 2016 11:24 AM (enVYz)

133 "Only go if there are honest-to-God Vikings on board."

I was horridly disappointed there's no looting on Viking cruises.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at July 26, 2016 11:24 AM (5JEr5)

134 I want those two nasty, trashy grifters out of my face.

Yep they are all going ga ga at this wonderful scandal free Convention and the "exceptional" obama family.... Barf worthy....

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 11:24 AM (O2RFr)

135 Obama Stands With Islam.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 11:24 AM (c1srJ)

136 130 >>>Has Obama made a statement

He joked about the last time he and his daughter were at a Christian mass.
Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2016 11:22 AM (WYh6/)

It was supposed to be a Christian mass, but now it's a Christian mess, amiright? No but seriously, my heart goes out that priest, while his head goes out in a box! What, nothing? Tough crowd...."

Posted by: TFG at July 26, 2016 11:24 AM (0mRoj)

137 Still laughing about this UK bitch who is paid by the gov to promote UK culture. What does she do? She attacks Prince George:

"White privilege. That cheeky grin is the innate knowledge he's royal, rich, advantaged and will never know ANY difficulties or hardships in life."

Uh, she's white and sucks off the gov teat herself. Cheeky grin?? He's 3 years old. His major difficulty is going potty all by himself, like most 3 year olds.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 11:25 AM (iQIUe)

138 Talking point: When people mention this, always respond:

"Hillary wants to bring 500% more Muslims to the US. Will that make your kids safer? And you safer? Do you want to increase the terrorist attacks here?"

/where is the "hours since last terrorist attack" counter?


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 26, 2016 11:25 AM (tvyXw)

139 The media actively works to try to hide the attacks, or, if that is not possible, to try and obscure the fact that they are caused by muslim extremists.
______________________

Yes they do.

There have been four (at least) large passenger planes taken down into water, deliberately, by kamikazi muslim pilots. MH370, Egpyt Air 990 (which crashed in the Atlantic off the east coast of the U.S. in 1999; the NTSB finding was pilot suicide), Egypt Air 804, and an Indonesian airliner.

A former Muslim Brotherhood member wrote an article about these jihadi acts. He explained that Muslims are taught that dying by drowning means automatic martyrdom for Muslims. That is why these muslim pilots want to take the planes down into water.

But the powers that be don't want people knowing about these crazy jihadi pilots. Might cause disruptions in air travel if "raaaaacist" people start refusing to fly on planes piloted by muslims. Better just to let people be murdered.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 11:25 AM (NnYnv)

140 Okay, I have the mysterious motive for this understandable attack all figured out.
It's a Catholic Church.

They have a Catholic high school. You morons know what I mean. French Catholic Central with those pretty young 16 year old girls wearing those cute plaid uniform skirts that go halfway up the thigh. And don't forget the matching knee socks and white cotton shirt that's just a little too tight across the boobehs.

So here's what caused the attack. The football team's mascot for French Catholic Central is THE CRUSADERS. Yes, it's a vicious insult to all of Islam! That and those Catholic school girls need to be put in burkas.

You see, it's perfectly understandable. Once again the degenerate infidels of the west have forced mostly peaceful muslims to kill.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 26, 2016 11:25 AM (+lVUW)

141 I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:25 AM (zOTsN)

142 #BringBackOurGuillotines

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 11:25 AM (4+VII)

143 Figured out how to tweet a screen shot of the quote Jackal linked

https://twitter.com/votermom/status/757959774667415552

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:25 AM (7lVbc)

144 Saint Louis, Crusader & King of France, pray for us!

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 11:26 AM (7HtZB)

145
According to the French channel BFMTV, one of the two killers was released in March this year despite the protests of prosecutors, had an electronic tag that allowed authorities to monitor his movements, and was only allowed out of his house between 8.30am and 12.30pm.



Quel formidable.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 11:26 AM (kdS6q)

146 >>Loved her line about America being great, doesn't need changing....


Was this before or after she yet again mentioned America's history of slavery and segregation, and reminded us (as if we'd forgotten) the she wakes up every day in a house built by slaves?

Every other statement she uttered was soaked in contempt for America, but she's being lauded in the press for her Ike Turner-like "love" for the country that's given the ungrateful beyotch so much.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:26 AM (NOIQH)

147 >>days without a Muslim terrorist attack: 000


This sign needs to be on the White House Lawn.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 11:26 AM (c1srJ)

148 Also one of them was previously convicted of terrorist activities (I think that's what it was) for trying to go to Syria to joins ISIS.

He had a monitoring tag.

He was allowed to go out freely from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.

Guess during what time period this massacre occurred?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 11:26 AM (mf5HN)

149 They have a Catholic high school. You morons know what I mean. French Catholic Central with those pretty young 16 year old girls wearing those cute plaid uniform skirts that go halfway up the thigh. And don't forget the matching knee socks and white cotton shirt that's just a little too tight across the boobehs.


Uh...be right back.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:26 AM (0mRoj)

150 Where'd "eviscerate" come from?

Posted by: major major major major at July 26, 2016 11:27 AM (sW9iC)

151 I'm turning off my air conditioning today as a show of solidarity. My carbon offsets will resurrect this priest.

Posted by: bskb at July 26, 2016 11:27 AM (uz1TO)

152 >>French Catholic Central with those pretty young 16 year old girls wearing those cute plaid uniform skirts that go halfway up the thigh. And don't forget the matching knee socks and white cotton shirt that's just a little too tight across the boobehs.


I have an outfit exactly like that.

Posted by: Hyapatia Lee at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (c1srJ)

153 There have been muslim no-go zones in France for a very long time. Here's an example of an article written in 2002 about these zones: http://tinyurl.com/zktkalt. They are places where French law essentially does not exist. Similar places in Belgium harbored the Paris attackers. I would think that its time to go break these places up, but the limp-wristed response to these acts of terror does not fill me with confidence.
Posted by: Revenant at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (3DSAh)

Just like here, Europe has had generations now who have been indoctrinated that the West is evil, Christianity is the problem, liberalism and a welfare state is the answer. And the most indoctrinated are the ones that are in government.
Add to that, as Trump as pointed out, is that none of the countries have needed to maintain a military, nor do they need to keep their military focused on how to defeat enemies through warfare and weapons. They had us to do it after all.

You can see what has happened to European policing and military readiness by looking at what is being done now to ours. Everything is social engineering , focus is not on military readiness and best 'man" for the job, but on diversity, inclusiveness, permitting mentally ill people to serve, purging military brass that actually are willing to fight etc.
This overhaul is complete in Europe, It is on it's way here.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (Zz6ul)

154 This crap that is happening is just an extension of the drive toward worldwide progressivism wherein the societal standards of conduct can be condensed into - there are no set standards of conduct. Societal norms are amorphous and ever changing - fluid depending on inputs - fashionable trends, for example, such as sharing restrooms.

We permit Islam to dictate new societal norms because, "that is who they are," and to do anything less, "isn't who we are."

Societies, I'm pretty certain, can't persist without concrete standards of conduct no matter how many people are offended by being asked to comply with them. Permissive progressivism is just puerile self indulgence on a society wide basis that is equivalent to the gluttony of ancient Rome that saw binging and purging as a normal acceptable behavior.

I'm just thinking that we need to put a cap on this insanity.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (4ng05)

155 So have today's attackers been dealt with or are they still on the loose?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (7HtZB)

156 152 >>French Catholic Central with those pretty young 16 year old girls wearing those cute plaid uniform skirts that go halfway up the thigh. And don't forget the matching knee socks and white cotton shirt that's just a little too tight across the boobehs.


I have an outfit exactly like that.
Posted by: Hyapatia Lee at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (c1srJ)


Aaaaaand back to my bunk...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (0mRoj)

157
I just can't understand the reason for the Muslim sympathies and sympathizers.
They want you dead.. and YOU dead, and YOU, and YOU! Dead for everyone!
Like some fanatical Oprah prophet.
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I believe the term you're looking for in regards to the French situation is "Denial."

Not simple every day denial, but "You need to see a psychiatrist ASAP because your use of the primitive defense mechanism of Denial is going to cost you your life."

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 26, 2016 11:29 AM (tvyXw)

158 I have an outfit exactly like that.
Posted by: Hyapatia Lee at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (c1srJ)

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I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 11:29 AM (/CIN4)

159 Guess during what time period this massacre occurred?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 11:26 AM (mf5HN)


*raises hand* 9:00 a.m.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:29 AM (1ZOkK)

160 Hollande says France is "at war" with ISIS, and that he will use every means at his disposal. You've got ICBMs, dude. Time to make Raqqa go away. It'd be a start.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 11:29 AM (GSdpU)

161 A former Muslim Brotherhood member wrote an article about these jihadi acts.

He explained that Muslims are taught that dying by drowning means automatic martyrdom for Muslims.




Because allah said so in the koran?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:29 AM (oUkrT)

162 More Catholic-related violence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2016 11:30 AM (mBYZv)

163

Place your bets

At what time will Pope Frankie dispatch a missive or make a statement that this is not true Islam, Islam means peace, and islamaphobia is a cardinal sin

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:30 AM (zOTsN)

164 123
And your morally meaningless #hashtag for this terrorism attack is:

Roberto Maroni, the president of the Lombard region, said the Rev. Jacques Hamel was "a martyr of faith" and requested that the pope "immediately proclaim him St. Jacques." Shortly after the appeal, #santosubito, which translates as "saint immediately," began circulating on Twitter.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (kdS6q)

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I don't know that it's meaningless, at least someone is willing to call him a martyr rather than blame him for his faith. There is precious little the average person, cleric, police, etc. can do when the power is in the hand of the those that comfort the enemy. We've grown inured to the hashtag campaigns because they have been hijacked by our cowardly politicians as the only action they will take. That shouldn't mean that the average Jacque can't show his moral support in about the only way he can, short of starting a revolution.

Posted by: Alex #11 at July 26, 2016 11:30 AM (EUMt/)

165 every terrorist attack was perpetrated by someone on a terrorist watchlist. every one. they are trying to get around saying that the perp in Nice was not, but we do not have the whole story on him yet.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 11:30 AM (c6/9Q)

166 155
So have today's attackers been dealt with or are they still on the loose?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 11:28 AM (7HtZB)
I believe the two attackers are room temperature right now. I think they have arrested a 3rd person related to the murder.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)

167 #123 -- another hashtag sounds meaningless, but the call to canonized the priest immediately is actually a call to have him declared a martyr. That would change things from "youthful hijinks" to an actual attack on the Church.

Which means the current Pope will ignore it.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at July 26, 2016 11:30 AM (5JEr5)

168
164 123
And your morally meaningless #hashtag for this terrorism attack is:

Roberto Maroni, the president of the Lombard region, said the Rev. Jacques Hamel was "a martyr of faith" and requested that the pope "immediately proclaim him St. Jacques." Shortly after the appeal, #santosubito, which translates as "saint immediately," began circulating on Twitter.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 11:20 AM (kdS6q)

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Nevermind, I see that it was the President of the region that started it. You are right.


Posted by: Alex #11 at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (EUMt/)

169 Totally random story from yesterday.

Helped a boy look for a game yesterday. He wanted Call of Duty:Black Ops II. Well mannered and wearing a Captain America t-shirt. Went to find his mother who was shopping in store elsewhere because he wanted to buy something else. Never found the mother but did find his sisters pushing a shopping cart; well one pushing, one walking, and a third sitting in cart. And all wearing head scarves.

Yeah that gave me pause. And that entire family stayed in the store for over an hour. Was starting to get on my nerves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (XQrf/)

170 "White privilege. That cheeky grin is the innate knowledge he's royal, rich, advantaged and will never know ANY difficulties or hardships in life."
______________________

And when the rich and privileged Obama girls smile their cheeky grins, what kind of privilege is that? Affirmative action privilege? They have never known and will never know any difficulties or hardships in life either, and they're not white. Why isn't she outraged by their life of privilege? Or the life of privilege of people like Oprah, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Beyonce, Deepak Chopra, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (NnYnv)

171
The nationwide French Council of the Muslim Faith (Conseil francais du culte musulman or CFCM) called the attack a "terrifying and horrifying act" and expressing its solidarity with "all Catholics of France". "[We call on] all leaders of different faiths to meet, exchange and fight against this hateful speech," the CFCM said.



The spokesman then had to stop, because he was getting the giggles....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (kdS6q)

172 days without a Muslim terrorist attack: 000


You don't even need the little flip card numbers, just paint the zeroes on.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (8J/Te)

173 I always suspected that the Catholic Schoolgirl Outfit was designed to distract the Priests from the Choir Boys.

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (c1srJ)

174 My son's Protestant private school had uniforms. The girls used to get out of their parent's cars and as soon as they assumed they were out of sight, would roll up the waists of their skirts to make them shorter.

New Headmaster put a stop to it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (1ZOkK)

175
What was hilarious was when they planned to move Sorbonne faculty offices to St Denis, a no go zone. Man, did those lefty professors whine!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 11:32 AM (iQIUe)

176 You know what the defensive war against Islam needs?

A HeyJackass site

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 11:32 AM (ptqRm)

177 How can the NO ONE at the DNC have mentioned ISIS or terrorism yesterday? Oh, I forgot...needless pandering and pretending the problem doesn't exist is the Dem Party Platform.

Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (3aBcq)

178 that particular church was a target list. i don't know what to say.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (c6/9Q)

179 176 You know what the defensive war against Islam needs?

MOAR BACON

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (/CIN4)

180
This crap that is happening is just an extension of the drive toward
worldwide progressivism wherein the societal standards of conduct can be
condensed into - there are no set standards of conduct. Societal norms
are amorphous and ever changing - fluid depending on inputs -
fashionable trends, for example, such as sharing restrooms.



We permit Islam to dictate new societal norms because, "that is who they are," and to do anything less, "isn't who we are."



Societies, I'm pretty certain, can't persist without concrete
standards of conduct no matter how many people are offended by being
asked to comply with them. Permissive progressivism is just puerile
self indulgence on a society wide basis that is equivalent to the
gluttony of ancient Rome that saw binging and purging as a normal
acceptable behavior.



I'm just thinking that we need to put a cap on this insanity.
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Just for fun, search and watch the video "How Women Destroy Nations."

As a female, I found the video disheartening, but not necessarily false.

Basically, women like men who wield power, even if it means personal enslavement. So.... beta men are driving 'empowered' women into the arms of Muslims, who will keep pushing until they have all to power in society.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (tvyXw)

181 Deus Vult when?

Posted by: LJim at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (CMbMd)

182 >>New Headmaster put a stop to it.


Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Boys Everywhere at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (c1srJ)

183 islam is a cancer on the civilized world.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 11:34 AM (/wm8n)

184 Skirt - too short?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/selection-du-weekend-202-2.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:34 AM (XQrf/)

185 Was the church air-conditioned?

Posted by: SaveCig at July 26, 2016 11:34 AM (zWaPh)

186 World Youth Day is going on right now in Poland, and I am terrified that the JV team will try to do something big. All those Catholic young people, in one place, with the pope there too - huge target.

I have friends whose kids are there. Thankfully none of mine had the slightest interest (we are not big crowd people). I would have never let them go.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:34 AM (805dc)

187 Days since last Terrorist Attack: 0

Posted by: Don Q. at July 26, 2016 11:34 AM (qf6WZ)

188 The Council on French Islamic Relations issued a statement deploring the understandable violence of today, tomorrow, and Thursday.

/sarc - not sure such an entity exists

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 11:34 AM (ZnIt3)

189


The church was on the Isis target list

The list they won't publish?

The one they will not even tell you if you are on it?

That list?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:34 AM (zOTsN)

190 The priest was eviscerated while the men of the nation were emasculated.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (4+VII)

191 >>How can the NO ONE at the DNC have mentioned ISIS or terrorism
yesterday? Oh, I forgot...needless pandering and pretending the problem
doesn't exist is the Dem Party Platform.

A. They don't care.

B. Must retain the Obama/Kerry narrative that ISIS was JV before it was on the run.

C. Many of them are already partnering with Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood, so they didn't want to risk offending these allies by remarking on it.

D. Yeah, all of the above.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (NOIQH)

192 One of the Borgia popes would be better at dealing with Islam than the current one.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:10 AM (7lVbc)


Hell, Richard Dawkins would probably be a more militant Pope in the struggle against islam than the incumbent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (GSdpU)

193
This pope needs to show some real leadership

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

194 Poland is not France.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (JBggj)

195 As-salamu alaykum, infidel!

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (Zj7Zj)

196 185 Was the church air-conditioned?

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i know the attackers needed to be ventilated

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2016 11:36 AM (/CIN4)

197 Because allah said so in the koran?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:29 AM (oUkrT)
___________________


I don't know if it's actually in the koran or the hadiths, or whatever, but according to this former MB member, it is what muslims are being taught by a prominent imam:

http://tinyurl.com/hxoh988

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 11:36 AM (NnYnv)

198 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:31 AM (XQrf/)

They're pretty hard-core if the baby/toddler is wearing hijab. Surprised the mom is allowed to drive at that point (then again, I guess they could have been dropped off).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (FN+ue)

199 Second look?

Posted by: collective punishment at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (m/Gc2)

200 Morning mass during the weekday is, I imagine, mostly frequented by the elderly, particularly elderly women

Real tough guys these assholes are

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

201 clinton, obamas and the rest of the dems keep telling us how safe and wonderful life is in the US, but in early July these animals released a "hit list" targeting churches and synagogues in the US.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (c6/9Q)

202 Meanwhile, the Left is happy that a Catholic priest was murdered.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (4+VII)

203 As-salamu alaykum, infidel!



Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM


Why, yes...I like salami and the Lakers, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (bzd8I)

204 This pope needs to show some real leadership

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

He is leading.

Posted by: Judas Goat at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (syn4Y)

205 We as a people have a choice to make. Hash tag this to death to make it look like we are doing "something"? Sit back and comfort ourselves by saying "It will never happen here." Or perhaps we should meet with our pastors and work with them on reviewing security.

This violence is coming to our communities. We need to prepare for it. Kit up. Train up. Teach.

Oh, and Mr. Hollande - by all means begin leveling any and all mosques or other facilities where these attackers attended. If you say France is at war - act like it. Make those places disappear.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (jxbfJ)

206 194 Poland is not France.
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 11:35 AM (JBggj)
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If this is in response to my post about World Youth Day, I assure you I know that.

My point is that Islam hates Christians, and seemingly Catholics in particular. WYD is a big target.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:38 AM (805dc)

207 Poland and the Czech Republic have armed police everywhere and they are NOT interested in being PC

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:38 AM (zOTsN)

208 My working theory is that it was a conservative Republican church-going NRA member angry that a woman is about to be nominated by a major political party.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 26, 2016 11:38 AM (W2YA6)

209 177 How can the NO ONE at the DNC have mentioned ISIS or terrorism yesterday? Oh, I forgot...needless pandering and pretending the problem doesn't exist is the Dem Party Platform.

They were too busy patting each other on the back for being ever so much more diverse than those evil Republicans and don't get them started on how fantastic Michelle's speech was especially the line about living in a House built by slaves... Magnificent!


Okay just writing that made Me sick to My stomach...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

210
The church attack consisted of two lone wolfs, working together, yet apart...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 11:38 AM (iQIUe)

211 >>Morning mass during the weekday is, I imagine, mostly frequented by the elderly, particularly elderly women. Real tough guys these assholes are


Muslims use inverted rules of engagement - they purposely attack the weak to demoralize. Their own twisted interpretation of "women and children first."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (NOIQH)

212 No American flags at dem convention. None.

But there was one islamic terror flag.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (Fmupd)

213 and by animals i mean islamic terrorists that Trump is not afraid to name

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (c6/9Q)

214

Real warriors here

Behead an octagenian in front of a bunch of old ladies

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (zOTsN)

215 "The Archbishop of Rouen Dominique Lebrun, who cut short a visit to Poland to return to his diocese and was due to meet Mr Hollande on Tuesday evening, said:

'I cry to God with all men of good will. The only arms which the Catholic Church can take up are prayer and brotherhood between men.'"

Is this Church doctrine?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (Zu3d9)

216 'I cry to God with all men of good will. The only arms which the Catholic Church can take up are prayer and brotherhood between men.'"

Is this Church doctrine?

It is now... Time to dust off the old Crusades...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

217 Real tough guys these assholes are

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:37 AM (zOTsN)

Hagar was a whore, and her spawn is shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:41 AM (Zu3d9)

218 This pope needs to show some real leadershipPosted by: ThunderB



Which one? Francis, or Pope Benedict, still under house arrest?

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 11:41 AM (ZnIt3)

219 >>clinton, obamas and the rest of the dems keep telling us how safe and
wonderful life is in the US, but in early July these animals released a
"hit list" targeting churches and synagogues in the US.


Also have released hit lists of military personnel and their families.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:41 AM (NOIQH)

220 219 >>clinton, obamas and the rest of the dems keep telling us how safe and
wonderful life is in the US, but in early July these animals released a
"hit list" targeting churches and synagogues in the US.

But, but obama got Osama!

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

221 O/T

But I have taken to referring to Trumps speech the other night as " Oh, did you mean Trump's excellent State of the Union Address?. First honest SOTU address in seven years.

What...me try to start a meme?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 11:42 AM (ptqRm)

222 There have been muslim no-go zones in France for a very long time. Here's an example of an article written in 2002 about these zones: http://tinyurl.com/zktkalt. They are places where French law essentially does not exist. Similar places in Belgium harbored the Paris attackers. I would think that its time to go break these places up, but the limp-wristed response to these acts of terror does not fill me with confidence.

Posted by: Revenant at July 26, 2016 11:17 AM (3DSAh)


Nice thing about the muzzie no-go zones? When the time comes, they can bring in artillery and shell them into rubble without collateral damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 11:42 AM (GSdpU)

223 If this is in response to my post about World Youth Day, I assure you I know that.



My point is that Islam hates Christians, and seemingly Catholics in particular. WYD is a big target.





Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:38 AM (805dc)

=======================
It was, bluebell, and I know that WYD is a big target. Pope Francis is in Poland today (as was the Archbishop of Rouen, who took the first plane back to Normandy). I'm sure security was already very tight, now it's probably hair-trigger tight.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 11:42 AM (JBggj)

224 Couple of questions for the Horde:

Are you carrying regularly? If not, why not?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (eytER)

225
Gonna love the terrorism away.


How's that working for ya

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (zOTsN)

226 'I cry to God with all men of good will. The only arms which the Catholic Church can take up are prayer and brotherhood between men.'"

Is this Church doctrine?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (Zu3d9)
-----------------

No.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (805dc)

227 215 "The Archbishop of Rouen Dominique Lebrun, who cut short a visit to Poland to return to his diocese and was due to meet Mr Hollande on Tuesday evening, said:

'I cry to God with all men of good will. The only arms which the Catholic Church can take up are prayer and brotherhood between men.'"

Is this Church doctrine?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (Zu3d9)

News to us.

Posted by: St. Louis, St. Bernard, St. Pius V, Blsd. Urban II, Blsd. Innocent XI at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (7HtZB)

228 So is that David Goldberg shit real. I can't find any info on him.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (mEZce)

229 Basically, women like men who wield power, even if it means personal enslavement. So.... beta men are driving 'empowered' women into the arms of Muslims, who will keep pushing until they have all to power in society.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (tvyXw)

Wow. I pride myself on the level of cynicism I am able to tolerate, but that right there - not saying in any way that it's wrong - stretches that limit to the breaking point.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (4ng05)

230 Nice thing about the muzzie no-go zones? When the time comes, they can bring in artillery and shell them into rubble without collateral damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 11:42 AM (GSdpU)


From your lips to God's ear, assuming he even gives half a shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (0mRoj)

231 Early reports identify the attackers as "Buffy" and "Hank," who were known by their classmates for their love of rugby and Liza Minelli.

Posted by: The BBC World News at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (/wm8n)

232 Can't wait for Crooked Hitlary to be our president. She will stop this and we can feel safe. I mean she kept our embassy personnel safe in Benghazi!

Posted by: Nat at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (Ct0Lt)

233 Brace for more attacks, bitches.

Posted by: EU Leaders at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (TwnkX)

234 " If not, why not?"

Maryland resident.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (ptqRm)

235 I don't see how this harms France's GDP.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (nFdGS)

236 >>'I cry to God with all men of good will. The only arms which the Catholic Church can take up are prayer and brotherhood between men.'



*Sniff*

Posted by: Michele Fields at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (c1srJ)

237 Looks like my brothers will get me my 3rd term I've been wanting.

Posted by: Barack Hussian Obama at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (WqEER)

238

Publish the fucking hit list already.


People have a right to know


Print it

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (zOTsN)

239 224 Couple of questions for the Horde:

Are you carrying regularly? If not, why not?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (eytER)

When I'm not in Mordor I am.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (mEZce)

240
Also have released hit lists of military personnel and their families.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:41 AM (NOIQH)


Why won't they let us know who's on it??? Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:45 AM (1ZOkK)

241 229 Basically, women like men who wield power, even if it means personal enslavement. So.... beta men are driving 'empowered' women into the arms of Muslims, who will keep pushing until they have all to power in society.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 26, 2016 11:33 AM (tvyXw)

Wow. I pride myself on the level of cynicism I am able to tolerate, but that right there - not saying in any way that it's wrong - stretches that limit to the breaking point.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (4ng05)

Not really. It's the same reason girls go for bad boys, douchebags and assholes, and tend to stay in abusive relationships.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

242 Nice thing about the muzzie no-go zones? When the time comes, they can bring in artillery and shell them into rubble without collateral damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 11:42 AM (GSdpU)

I recall reading somewhere that they were designed to have only one ingress point, so they could be easily sealed off when the time came.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 11:45 AM (7HtZB)

243
"The Archbishop of Rouen Dominique Lebrun, who cut short a visit to Poland to return to his diocese and was due to meet Mr Hollande on Tuesday evening, said:

'I cry to God with all men of good will. The only arms which the Catholic Church can take up are prayer and brotherhood between men.'"

Is this Church doctrine?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:39 AM (Zu3d9)







Am I gonna have to come down there and set things right?

Posted by: Zombie Julius II at July 26, 2016 11:45 AM (Ahy/3)

244 >>Nice thing about the muzzie no-go zones? When the time comes, they can
bring in artillery and shell them into rubble without collateral damage.

The French movie "District B13"....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

245 It has become doctrine amongst those who like being sheep, comfortable sheep awaiting slaughter. Because they have been raised in very safe pastures where dangerous assumptions were not lethal.

But there is also the treaty the European powers in the 1870s forced the Vatican to sign literally at gunpoint that removed the Holy See from being anything but a voice in the wilderness calling humans to not act like goat-stealing Bedouins. They got tired of the Vatican and the Papal States playing king maker to them, so they neutered the Vatican.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:45 AM (XQrf/)

246 France can absorb a few more attacks. And so can the U. S.

Posted by: TFG at July 26, 2016 11:46 AM (1ZOkK)

247
219 >>clinton, obamas and the rest of the dems keep telling us how safe and
wonderful life is in the US, but in early July these animals released a
"hit list" targeting churches and synagogues in the US.

Perfectly safe, except for all those NRA members angry about gay and brown and brown-gay people.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 26, 2016 11:46 AM (W2YA6)

248 >>Are you carrying regularly? If not, why not?

Someone recommend me a holster for a Taurus 24/7 .40 cal. First time carrier. CCW obtained two weeks ago.

Posted by: LJim at July 26, 2016 11:46 AM (CMbMd)

249
More than 10,000 people are on the French "Fiche S" list, used to flag radicalized individuals considered a threat to national security.

French authorities have struggled to monitor thousands of domestic Islamic radicals on their radar. In response to the heightened terror threat, Hollande has vowed to double the number of officials charged with the task.



That's the optimal solution. Hire more government employees to monitor them while the attacks continue. Certainly no other alternatives exist.

Might also note, France is still under a state of emergency from the previous terrorist attacks, so all this is going on during the state's "A" game.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2016 11:46 AM (kdS6q)

250 hillary was unable do to anything about islamic terror when she was a #3 person in the obama administration, who are these cretins who think that she can handle dealing with world terrorism now ? weekly standard i am looking at you

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 11:46 AM (c6/9Q)

251 Why do comments by "Thin Veneer of Civility" keep appearing and then vanishing? Has he/she been banned?

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (805dc)

252 "Hollande says 'France is at war with ISIS.'"

Didn't he say that after Nice, and after Charlie Hebdo?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (UPYhp)

253 251 Why do comments by "Thin Veneer of Civility" keep appearing and then vanishing? Has he/she been banned?

Yes...

Posted by: donna at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

254 Has he/she been banned?

-------

Stop trying to put a gender label on that person.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (gmeXX)

255 Publish the fucking hit list already. People have a right to know Print itPosted by: ThunderB


Easy. Let the individuals or institutions know. Publishing it for all to see might inspire someone.

Then the individuals and institutions can ramp up their own security on the sly.

Withholding the information from those who should know should be grounds for tar, feathers, and the rail.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (ZnIt3)

256 251 Why do comments by "Thin Veneer of Civility" keep appearing and then vanishing? Has he/she been banned?

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (805dc)

I'm reasonably sure TVOC was banned a while ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (0mRoj)

257
Because they don't like the optics of the hit list

Because people would demand action

Because some of those people would flee the democrat plantation.

Becuase the people just might riot

They are more afraid of us than they are of them


Print the fucking list

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (zOTsN)

258 Now calm down everybody! I am pretty sure this will turn out to be just a gas explosion.

Posted by: Kapser Hauser at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (HqpV0)

259 >>>Are you carrying regularly?


I was regular until I tried the Coconut Oil in my coffee trick.

Posted by: Ace's Skidmarked Underoos at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (c1srJ)

260 #TheseBoysJustNeedJobs

Posted by: Jen Psocki at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (vtcmf)

261 Ah, thanks Donna.

Sorry, SH - I meant to say xir/xim. My bad.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (805dc)

262 France has long been a haven for islamists.

Posted by: Zombie Ayatolla Khomeanie at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (syn4Y)

263 Crusades!

Posted by: Ed gibbon at July 26, 2016 11:48 AM (p7KSe)

264 Dang - just noticed that my ibuprofen is more than 6 months expired.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (7lVbc)

265 STAY CALM! ALL IS WELL! ALL . IS . WELLLLLL!!

Posted by: Barry Bacon Screaming at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (Ag8Mw)

266 Huh? What list?


*I really need to stop working at work

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (mEZce)

267 Has he/she been banned?

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (805dc)

Yes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (Zu3d9)

268 248: I'm planning to buy a milsurp pistol (Probably a P-64 or a P-83) in 9mm Makarov at the first opportunity.

Posted by: Jackal at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (Lyh9/)

269 I always suspected that the Catholic Schoolgirl Outfit was designed to distract the Priests from the Choir Boys.
Posted by: garrett

Would that include the priest that was just murdered?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (326rv)

270 >>hillary was unable do to anything about islamic terror when she was a #3
person in the obama administration, who are these cretins who think
that she can handle dealing with world terrorism now ? weekly standard i
am looking at you

She did really helpful things like *not* putting Boko Haram on State's list of terror organizations. And the US Ambassador to Egypt sided with/worked with the Muslim Brotherhood after Mubarak was ousted.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (NOIQH)

271 @240 -- I just assume my name's on the list. Also, because I post here. And between the fuckups in the military and VA, my identity has been stolen and circulated around the world about 500 times.

Just disgusting what happened to this priest.

Hollande couldn't hold Clemenceau's codpiece.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 26, 2016 11:50 AM (hqZPQ)

272 Bring back the Crusader!

Posted by: Vought employees at July 26, 2016 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

273 Has he/she been banned?

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (805dc)

Yes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (Zu3d9)


Who got banned?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 11:50 AM (zp+j1)

274 First time carrier. CCW obtained two weeks ago.

Posted by: LJim at July 26, 2016 11:46 AM (CMbMd)







The last few weeks since I turned in all my TX LTC paperwork has been the longest I've had in years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2016 11:50 AM (Ahy/3)

275

They have already said they have NOT notified individuals or institutions that are on the list.

Which makes no sense

We have to protect you, by not allowing you to protect yourself

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:50 AM (zOTsN)

276
I think we've got it down to a nuisance level.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 26, 2016 11:50 AM (pC96u)

277 Stop... Hammer time!

Posted by: zombie Charles Martel at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (H9MG5)

278 I think moo moo said it first - Hillary is the Beast Mother of ISIS.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (7lVbc)

279 So is that David Goldberg shit real. I can't find any info on him.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (mEZce)

I'm guessing it's a Godfrey Elfwick type satire, especially since he claims to be immediately flying out to Rouen in the aftermath of the terrorist attack.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (FohCt)

280 Who got banned?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 11:50 AM (zp+j1)

No....Who's on first.

Thin Veneer of Civility got banned.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (Zu3d9)

281 CBD, since you're here - do all bannees' comments appear for a few seconds, then disappear? (much like MUMR or TVOC). Or is it just some? I've never noticed that before except with MUMR comments.

Maybe the others don't even try.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (805dc)

282 Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (805dc)

A while ago. Went completely around the bend over a year ago and started spamming threads with rants, but is capable of making a rate cogent as well as coherent point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (FN+ue)

283 Hollande couldn't hold Clemenceau's codpiece.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Hollande couldn't hold Inspector Clouseau's codpiece.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (UPYhp)

284 129 I've turned off the news. One more fawning accolade over Mooch's "incredible" speech and I'd stroke out.

Loved her line about America being great, doesn't need changing, when her idiot husband promised his minions he would "fundamentally change the United States of America." And that bitch's speech where she said "America will need to change its history and its traditions."

I want those two nasty, trashy grifters out of my face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2016 11:22 AM (1ZOkK)
______________________

She's been working hard on changing our history. Like when she gives speeches (like the one last night, and previous ones where she made the same phony claim) and says she sleeps in a house "built by slaves."

She sleeps in a house that was gutted and re-built during the Truman administration. How many slaves were around then?

Also, the original White House, according to the WH Historical Commission, was not built by slaves. It was built by white workers and craftsmen from Virginia and Maryland, many of whom were Scots-Irish, and whose own ancestors had come to the colonies as indentured servants (hey, maybe those whiteys were the "slaves" Michelle Obama was referring to!).

When the original WH structure was built and needed to be painted, some black slaves from nearby states were HIRED by the U.S. government to do the painting. They were paid for their work, so they were not "slaves" as far as their painting work on the White House was concerned.

Of course, the truth is so much less compelling to the phony, "composite" narrative of the Obamas' life of imagined hardships.

And speaking of phony narratives, Michelle Obama's own life is a good example. She was a mediocre high school student who, by her own admission, did not have either the grades or the SAT scores to qualify for admission to an elite college, and yet she was admitted to Princeton. Then, despite again lacking the qualifications, she was admitted to Harvard Law.

After Harvard Law, she was hired as a junior associate at Sidley & Austin, where she had a special "mentor" to help her. She flunked the Illinois bar exam, but the firm kept her on anyway. After a couple of more years of not being able to do quality work, the firm quietly fired her. She never had another lawyer job. Instead, she was given specially-created, non-lawyer jobs (for 6-figure salaries) because of who she was married to.

Then, when Obama made his run for the White House in 2008, this affirmative-action poster girl for failure suddenly became a "brilliant, successful, high-powered Harvard-trained lawyer."

Re-written histories have been very good to both Obamas.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (NnYnv)

285 *deletes email from Otakon*

Subject line - The guests are coming over the wall!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (XQrf/)

286 I cannot even imagine ....I would say this is coming to a church near you in America. Morning weekday mass are usually attended by the older folks who are retired...and they are beautiful masses. Bastards had to do this to them.

Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (a0IVu)

287 Thin Veneer of Civility got banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (Zu3d9)


Just a tad not civil enough I guess?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (zp+j1)

288 236
>>'I cry to God with all men of good will. The only arms which the
Catholic Church can take up are prayer and brotherhood between men.'





*Sniff*



Posted by: Michele Fields at July 26, 2016 11:44 AM (c1srJ)
James 2:14
14 What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, Depart in peace, be warmed and filled, but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.
So lets get to work. Kit up.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (jxbfJ)

289 Not really. It's the same reason girls go for bad boys, douchebags and assholes, and tend to stay in abusive relationships.



And good guys go to the friend zone.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (dLr9j)

290
Not really. It's the same reason girls go for bad boys, douchebags and assholes, and tend to stay in abusive relationships.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

I can see that now that you put it that way, but Islam?

I believe in my heart that even many, if not most, muslims know that Islam is a bullshit doctrine. It's just that they are born into it. It's their religion and as long as staying in is not life threatening, like leaving can be, hey... why not. I say this because of knowing most Jews are Democrats. They don't identify as liberals, or progressives, but Democrats. I have a friend, that when he introduces himself, swear to G-d, he introduces himself as "Hi, I'm Umtysquat, lifelong Democrat." He would no sooner entertain switching parties than jumping off a roof.

Oh, well...

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (4ng05)

291 Wheeeee! More frequent flyer miles.

Posted by: James Taylor, warming up with another meaningless song at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (H9MG5)

292 I'm guessing it's a Godfrey Elfwick type satire, especially since he claims to be immediately flying out to Rouen in the aftermath of the terrorist attack.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (FohCt)

Thanks.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (mEZce)

293 @209...because they are still fighting the Civil War. #clueless

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 26, 2016 11:53 AM (Wb4xo)

294 things may have changed, but it Used to Be that many factories and other bidnesses in France shut down for the month of August. The good news is that you get a month paid vacation; the bad news is that you gotta take your month in August when most other people are doing likewise


so, many French people spend the last part of July planning their holidays. so, the Muslim Enrichers are blossoming now for Maximum Effect


and scare off American and other foreign tourists, too. All part of the plan, Stan

Posted by: Billy Occam at July 26, 2016 11:53 AM (/542q)

295 Thin Veneer of Civility got banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (Zu3d9)


Just a tad not civil enough I guess?
Posted by: Nevergiveup




Too thin.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:53 AM (dLr9j)

296 French National Security, keeping citizens safe since 10:05 this morning.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 26, 2016 11:53 AM (ZnIt3)

297 And good guys go to the friend zone.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:52 AM (dLr9j)
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Not always. Sometimes good girls marry them.



Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:53 AM (805dc)

298 Thin Veneer of Civility got banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (Zu3d9)


Just a tad not civil enough I guess?
Posted by: Nevergiveup




Too thin.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:53 AM (dLr9j)

----------

It is a very thin line here at AOSHQ. One must tread carefully.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2016 11:54 AM (gmeXX)

299 What really need to focus on here is redistribution of wealth

Posted by: Pope Social Justice at July 26, 2016 11:54 AM (MJuTN)

300 Miss us yet?

Posted by: Glass Parrking Lots at July 26, 2016 11:54 AM (vtcmf)

301 Maybe the others don't even try.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (805dc)

Yes....The Ban Hammer looks for people who have been banned and nukes their comments.

That method makes it easier to unban someone if they promise to behave and kick in a few shekels to Ace's Valu-Rite fund.

There are other ways that are more permanent.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:54 AM (Zu3d9)

302 Nevergiveup can do veneers, right?

Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 11:55 AM (c1srJ)

303 I have a friend, that when he introduces himself, swear to G-d, he introduces himself as "Hi, I'm Umtysquat, lifelong Democrat."

He would no sooner entertain switching parties than jumping off a roof.



How does he feel about being tossed off of one?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:55 AM (kWQPe)

304 Ah, thanks CBD. I never could figure it out.


Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:55 AM (805dc)

305 302 Nevergiveup can do veneers, right?
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 11:55 AM (c1srJ)
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yes, but that civility part . . . depends on the day.

Right, NGU?

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:56 AM (805dc)

306 How does he feel about being tossed off of one?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:55 AM (kWQPe)

I'm thinking that the odds of that happening keep increasing, day by day.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 26, 2016 11:56 AM (4ng05)

307 It is a very thin line here at AOSHQ. One must tread carefully.




True. It's been a goodyear.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:57 AM (dLr9j)

308 303 I have a friend, that when he introduces himself, swear to G-d, he introduces himself as "Hi, I'm Umtysquat, lifelong Democrat."

He would no sooner entertain switching parties than jumping off a roof.


He refers to himself as "Democrat?" They demand to be called the "Democratic Party." He should be reporting for reeducation soon.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2016 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

309
Maybe the others don't even try.

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (805dc)

Yes....The Ban Hammer looks for people who have been banned and nukes their comments.









I gotta say, if someone's banned and keeps trying to comment (especially if they're playing the proxy game) that's not the sort of behavior that's conducive to being rehabilitated.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2016 11:57 AM (Ahy/3)

310 yes, but that civility part . . . depends on the day.

Right, NGU?

Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:56 AM (805dc)

I'm not to good on that civility part, unless your paying cash, then I am a fuckin Saint

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 11:57 AM (zp+j1)

311 The FBI has told local law enforcement to increase patrols for people or institutions on the list

But to not tell them they are on the list


Super

Posted by: ThunderB at July 26, 2016 11:58 AM (zOTsN)

312 Yes....The Ban Hammer looks for people who have been banned and nukes their comments.

That method makes it easier to unban someone if they promise to behave and kick in a few shekels to Ace's Valu-Rite fund.

There are other ways that are more permanent.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2016 11:54 AM (Zu3d9)



Which is why we do not use comment numbers when we reply to comments, gentle Horde. When TBH3K goes slammy, the comments get renumbered.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 26, 2016 11:58 AM (mf5HN)

313 Posted by: bluebell at July 26, 2016 11:56 AM (805dc)

You are definitely on a roll today.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2016 11:58 AM (FN+ue)

314 Perhaps this question should be addressed to Fenelon but I seem to remember a part in the Gospel where someone asked Jesus about forgiveness of injuries. The convention was to forgiveness seven times but some said that it should be seven times seven. Jesus answered that it should be seventy times seven.


That could be taken either to mean either that we are required to forgive pretty much all injuries since 490 is a very large number or, alternatively, because Jesus gave a large but finite number it could mean that we should be generous, forgiving and slow to anger but that limits to forgiveness are OK.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 26, 2016 11:58 AM (Zls+j)

315 And nary a word about the aftermath of Protecting Democracy in Turkey.

As W figured out in Iraq, Democracy does not equal Civil Society in that region of the world.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 26, 2016 11:58 AM (hqZPQ)

316
nood bernie and hillary fans

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2016 11:58 AM (Ahy/3)

317 The FBI has told local law enforcement to increase patrols for people or institutions on the list


Lutherans hardest hit.

Posted by: Glass Parrking Lots at July 26, 2016 11:59 AM (vtcmf)

318 willowed again

Posted by: Glass Parrking Lots at July 26, 2016 11:59 AM (vtcmf)

319 The FBI has told local law enforcement to increase patrols for people or institutions on the list

But to not tell them they are on the list


Super
Posted by: ThunderB

So if these people take a trip outside of the local jurisdiction, or change their behavior, or take a vacation, then they serve themselves up to be targets.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 26, 2016 12:00 PM (326rv)

320 Too thin.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 11:53 AM (dLr9j)

______________________________


I see a hat tip back to Ruebens and the Art thread..
If that was intentional it was very well done!

Posted by: IP at July 26, 2016 12:00 PM (Fol9S)

321 Hollande: ISIS has declared war on us


Boy ya gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get one past this guy!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 12:00 PM (zp+j1)

322 Man, those corgis can move.

Posted by: Glass Parrking Lots at July 26, 2016 12:00 PM (vtcmf)

323 Used to be the world was divided into 90% sheep, 5% sheep dogs and 5% wolves.

Today the 5% sheep dog figure has to be revised to 3% sheep dog and 2% chihuahua.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 26, 2016 12:02 PM (tL/BP)

324 She did really helpful things like *not* putting
Boko Haram on State's list of terror organizations. And the US
Ambassador to Egypt sided with/worked with the Muslim Brotherhood after
Mubarak was ousted.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2016 11:49 AM (NOIQH)
she is an enabler. Khadaffi, yes not a nice guy to say the least, worked with US and the British intelligence to help expose the Khan jihadi nuclear network. he gave up own nuke program. that was huge. and what did she do, that stupid, stupid cow ? and now what do we have ?

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2016 12:02 PM (c6/9Q)

325 I'm really getting annoyed at all the spoofed calls we've been getting.
Aside from having the answering machine screen them, is there any way to stop or lessen them?
We get at least one a day, often more.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 12:03 PM (7lVbc)

326
Didn't he say that after Nice, and after Charlie Hebdo?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 26, 2016 11:47 AM (UPYhp)


Yes,but its the same as Egyptian President el-Sisi and King Abdullah of Jordan.In frustation they are publicly pleading for U.S. leadership in the fight.

Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 26, 2016 12:04 PM (lKyWE)

327 279 So is that David Goldberg shit real. I can't find any info on him.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 26, 2016 11:43 AM (mEZce)

I'm guessing it's a Godfrey Elfwick type satire, especially since he claims to be immediately flying out to Rouen in the aftermath of the terrorist attack.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 26, 2016 11:51 AM (FohCt)

===============

Here's another one:

Herschel Lieberman
@completelymoral

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 12:05 PM (iQIUe)

328 The Dailymail UPDATE:

The ISIS terrorists forced Father Hamel to his knees before cutting his throat. And filmed themselves doing so.

Video.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 12:05 PM (JBggj)

329
Islam needs to be eradicated from the earth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2016 12:05 PM (ODxAs)

330 Only yesterday did I hear that axe guy in Germany was named Muhammed. First time I heard it said.

Odds that one or both of these church killer guys is named Muhammed?

Posted by: blaster at July 26, 2016 12:05 PM (0+824)

331 ISIS was able to form because Hilary took out Quackdaffy and left Libya a mess, then proceeded to mess up Syria.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 12:08 PM (7lVbc)

332 It is wrong to think a citizen could have or should have defended themselves or their minister in this situation. Accept your death with dignity and become the symbol for religious-based violence fate intends you to be.

No worries-- Government will eventually solve the problem of religion.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at July 26, 2016 12:09 PM (/m8T6)

333 @311 "License and registration, please. Do you know why I'm pulling you over?"

"I can only assume it's because I'm on a secret target list, and you're under FBI orders to keep me under constant surveillance. No, don't tell me: you'd be compromised."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 26, 2016 12:09 PM (tIja6)

334 Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2016 12:05 PM (JBggj)

He was 86, it couldn't have been that hard to push him to his knees. The frustrating part is TPTB still denying it's islam when the jihadis *love* to film themselves covered in gore from butchering innocents.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2016 12:09 PM (FN+ue)

335 The Democratic National Convention has curtained off several interfaith spaces for prayer, but the only sign of religion in any of the spaces is Islam.

Sure, anyone else come in there, they KilllllYou!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 12:09 PM (zp+j1)

336 325 I'm really getting annoyed at all the spoofed calls we've been getting.
Aside from having the answering machine screen them, is there any way to stop or lessen them?
We get at least one a day, often more.
Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2016 12:03 PM (7lVbc)



NoMoRobo knocks out robocalls (except legit ones, from, e.g., schools and doctors). Time-Warner now provides it, free, along with another program that blocks all spoofed calls (i.e., where the number of the caller does not match that on caller ID).

These both work like a champ.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 12:10 PM (SRKgf)

337 32 So there being two of them, does that invalidate the "lone wolf" nonsense?
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 26, 2016 11:06 AM (Juo2u)


It was a remarkable coincidence.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 12:11 PM (zoehZ)

338 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 12:09 PM (zp+j1)

Not only that, they didn't make *both* restrooms unisex, just the womens'. Women who vote democrat are just as short-sighted as Jews who do the same.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2016 12:12 PM (FN+ue)

339 just the womens'. Women who vote democrat are just as short-sighted as Jews who do the same.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 26, 2016 12:12 PM (FN+ue)


Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 12:12 PM (zp+j1)

340 The Devil wants us to start slaughtering Muslims as fast as we can, because that way they'll all go to Hell--and us with them.

Here's a link to materials that might help if you want to investigate other options:
https://www.crescentproject.org/resources

Posted by: setnaffa at July 26, 2016 12:14 PM (jl6Ly)

341
It was a remarkable coincidence.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 12:11 PM (zoehZ)

It's a funny world isn't it?What are the odds that two lone wolf jihadis show up at the same church on the same day at the exact same time,crazy.

Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 26, 2016 12:14 PM (lKyWE)

342 Religion of Lone Wolves

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 26, 2016 12:24 PM (SRKgf)

343 Two Muslims Shot Dead Leaving Place of Worship in France.

Posted by: pjf at July 26, 2016 12:31 PM (ffo2W)

344 An image that tells you alot, the French SWAT guys wear masks to protect their identities. They live in fear.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:32 PM (ngn8T)

345 I'm just wondering how the MSM can say "the motive is a mystery" with a straight face.

Honestly wondering. How do they do it? Is there chemical assistance?

Posted by: crossoverChaos at July 26, 2016 12:46 PM (Qouz+)

346 They can't tag these animals like sharks. They're going to have to cage them or kill them.

Posted by: dagny at July 26, 2016 12:49 PM (eSQgj)

347 Curious what the Democrat Catholics like the Dem VP nominee, the current VP and the ever pious Nancy Pelosi have to say about this. Workplace violence?

Posted by: gracepc at July 26, 2016 12:55 PM (OU4q6)

348 Nothing wrong with having an outreach to Muslims, but do you think the sacrificial Judeo-Christian people that fought Nazi Germany (especially those courageous souls that stormed the Norman beaches) are in hell? If so, you ought to take some courses in world history and maybe better familiarize yourself with the teachings of the entire bible.

Posted by: Sharon W at July 26, 2016 12:59 PM (Xhsh5)

349 >>Are you carrying regularly? If not, why not?

I am waiting on some extra cash that's due soon, and then 9mm Glock, here I come.

Because you are not coming into MY church and going away without consequences. I'm bringing the hurt right back to you. I decided that after the Florida shooting.

Posted by: Lurkette at July 26, 2016 01:13 PM (PLmfk)

350 None of the terrorists knowingly sent information that was marked "classified" at the time. So there's that.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2016 01:21 PM (k8tEg)

351 @151
bskb

Shameful.

Posted by: Squeaky Wheel at July 26, 2016 01:49 PM (GfDJ4)

352 Prayers for Fr Jacques Hamel who was martyred for his faith and who will join John the Baptist and all the other Christian martyrs at the throne of the Almighty.

Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2016 02:32 PM (JTwsP)

353 According to tepid air, churches are the softest of soft targets.

Well, if the Muslims in N Indiana get all stabby, the petulant on in chief better import many, many, more refugees. They'll need them if they think our churches are soft targets.

Posted by: Cooldawg at July 26, 2016 03:21 PM (cT+Os)

354 352 Prayers for Fr Jacques Hamel who was martyred for his faith and who will join John the Baptist and all the other Christian martyrs at the throne of the Almighty.
Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2016 02:32 PM (JTw
^this^ and Amen.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 26, 2016 05:22 PM (yNyJy)

355 When the shit starts, how do we tell the good ones from the bad ones....or shall we make that their problem? I am so confused and sarcastic...

Posted by: Rob in Katy at July 26, 2016 07:48 PM (aGtNl)

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