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Overnight Open Thread (7-25-2016)
Every discussion about bodies - whether in the media or amongst friends - is about how to avoid the horrible fate of looking like me. When you say that you shouldn't have eaten that lunch or dessert, or when you announce your new year's resolution to lose 5, 10, 25 pounds, you are saying that you don't want your body to end up like mine.
-- someone writing under the nomme de gras 'Your Fat Friend'
Status: True.
Valerie Jarrett Scolds Americans For Drinking Beer During A Heat Wave
And instead recommends staying inside with the air conditioning cranked up. Except....
John Kerry: Air Conditioners Are As Big A Threat As ISIS
So then dress lightly and try to catch a little breeze beneath your local wind farm I guess.
Clinton Campaign Manager: Russia Hacked The DNC And Is Releasing The Emails Now to Help Trump
Status:Very likely true.
And the Malaysian authorities kept this fact from the public. Black holes and secret landing strips in Pakistan hardest hit.
Facebook Admits Blocking WikiLeaks' DNC Email Links, Won't Say Why
Which pretty much narrows the why down to one of two reasons.
Mother Jones: Bernie Sanders Can't Figure Out Why His Supporters Don't Like Hillary Clinton
Such sweet, sweet cluelessness on all sides.
Bookworm: No Trump is Not a Fascist, But Hillary Probably Is
This is the article that Facebook won't let her promote.
Rolling Stone Fired Sabrina Rubin Erdely
But won't say exactly when or why.
As the world turns its eyes to Rio for the grand unveiling of the Third World Olympics, there are continued signs that the lawless post-colonial slum town isn't quite prepared. Decapitated bodies and robberies are one thing. Crime stats are easily fudged. Zika babies linger, but you put a nice crocheted hat on their diminutive domes and nobody even screams in fear until kindergarten. Non-working toilets, that people are going to notice. The Australian Olympic team has announced they can't stay in the Olympic village because the plumbing and wiring in their housing is best described as 'So Rio".
New Zealand Olympian Robbed in Rio by Men - Possibly Policemen - Dressed in Police Suits
So McDonald's Asked the Internet to Create a New Burger, and the Results Were Disastrous
Burger McBurgerface and Your Contest McSucks.
Pokemon Go Watch:
Gunman Gets Shot by Pokemon Go Player He Tried to Rob
Note the time and location of the incident.
New Hampshire City Police Use Pokemon Go to Lure Fugitives
State Dept. Spokesman Catches Reporter Playing Pokemon Go During Briefing
Cleaning Up a Beatnik Girl (1963)
I think I prefer the before...but maybe dressed in a lighter shade of black.
My Plan: Mate Dutch Men with Latvian Women to Create an Army of Giraffe People
Note to self: Get a bigger island fortress, open a Match.com account, find out what Latvian women eat.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got the electrolytes and shit.
And my twitter thang.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 10:25 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (heN73)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 10:26 PM (EzgxV)
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1. Standard "It's bad for democrats, hence, *flush*"
2. Facebook is or expects to be implicated in the scheme to crush Bernie's dreams of utopia.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (3Liv/)
I work with all libs, so they really don't know why I've had a shit-eating grin all day
Posted by: In Exile at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (rXGKL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2016 10:29 PM (T/cxb)
Because these people make want to go on my roof and scream.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 10:30 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
At this point, I fully expect to find out that Hillary shot it down. Nothing would surprise me.
(Though I shouldn't joke--one of my good friends has 20 coworkers on the plane)
Posted by: In Exile at July 25, 2016 10:32 PM (rXGKL)
looks vampiric
Posted by: McCool at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (2Ocf1)
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It was better when they were switching between boos and the talking heads.
I'm frankly disturbed by how good some of the speeches *sound*, before I flip channels, gather my thoughts, and evaluate how much of it is unadulterated bullshit.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: zoom and enhance at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (rLrEx)
Cleared and Ready for Take-Off, Captain Maet
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip
I think that's best left a secret.
Posted by: Queen Barry I at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (UPYhp)
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That's an interesting choice of tense.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (LdMbv)
arf arf arf arf arf
I can fry like bacon. Watch me.
snort snort snort snort snort
arf arf arf arf arf
Right for the children of Haiti.
snort snort snort snort snort
arf arf arf arf arf
I like my cocaine like I like my gold. In bricks.
sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat.
Arf!
Posted by: Clinton Kaine at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (iqX2J)
I mentioned Peter Cetera as an older guy who can still sing his old songs with about the same range and still knock them out of the park.
So, the challenge to the Horde: What other old singers (any genre, doesn't have to be rock/pop rock) still have golden pipes in their golden years?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: zoom and enhance at July 25, 2016 10:35 PM (rLrEx)
Caught that too.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (heN73)
Posted by: cthulhu
They're also valued for their skills with magic.
Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: filbert at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (s5o+q)
Blackmail, that's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.
Posted by: brainpimp at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (492G/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 10:37 PM (CH3GY)
Don't ask, don't tell, and don't fuck with'em
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (pAlYe)
We are familiar already with how glaciers are misgendered, but now we can learn about how to get intimate with... mountains.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12151
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (vBeA5)
It was more fun than the convention itself.
Would love a link to the Philly convention. I went to the same site and pulled up the Philly police scanner, but it's too quiet to be the same as a link to the police assigned to the convention itself.
Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 10:38 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: jaimo at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (eDc0r)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: flying monkey at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (H9MG5)
The Dems here in NJ want to raise the gas tax ~ 0.23 / gallon to fund the 'transportation' fund
and then they will siphon off all the revenues via the general fund and build some useless light rail systems or bicycle paths.
All the while lining the pockets of union labor
but as for the rest of the working class - BOHICA
Posted by: McCool at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (xNWlE)
I remember reading that back right after it happened. He did a flight simulation right out over the Indian which pretty was the last known flight path he took.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:39 PM (9ym/8)
Scare a Mooch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
------------Yeah, but can she dance the Fandango?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (9iR5/)
I thought, man, they must be the European Women's basketball champions. When I got home I looked it up. They were.
Also, I was visiting there from Northern Italy. Turns out the princes there would marry off to Serb women to add height to their families.
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (2Ocf1)
Thank you for two excellent ONTs!
I'd also like to recognize all the effort it took to research and curate the Yokopalooza thread. If art is judged by the emotional reaction in elicits, that was one of the finest art displays in recent memory.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (U+F0H)
Any of you homos touch me or my make-up bag, and I kill you.
Posted by: Anastasia at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (LYCUN)
--
Le Bastard!
No wonder it's been so hot!
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (2Ocf1)
Shut up, Racist.
Posted by: Your Social and Political betters at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (U+F0H)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (OF/aZ)
****
You are one twisted Sumbitch.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Pokihantas at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (c+7Ko)
Any of you homos touch me or my make-up bag, and I kill you.
Posted by: Anastasia
Why don't you step in front of that brick wall. We want to...take your picture. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: V.I. Lenin at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (UPYhp)
Even better than Ace completely botching one.
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
LOL, love what you did.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:42 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: The Real Anastasia at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:43 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Chain Link for Miles at July 25, 2016 10:44 PM (iU9Qe)
Mcartney still has it...
Van Morrison maybe (never really 'golden pipes' tho)
Daltrey - no
Posted by: McCool at July 25, 2016 10:44 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:44 PM (9ym/8)
Careful Maet, as I understand it, Mrs. Maet has the dental plan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)
The "Dougie". But please con;t ask her to dance again. I'm already traumatized.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (5o4+K)
BTW, Wikileaks doesn't release any Red Chinese info either. Does that mean the Chinks want Hillary to win and are interfering in the U.S. election by NOT releasing any of the Dem/Clinton emails that they've obviously hacked as well?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: The Real Anastasia at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (/wm8n)
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/katafanga-island
* before taxes of course.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (xNWlE)
election is 'about who will have the power to shape our children'
You mean like how they're segmented by PP?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (2Ocf1)
Shut up, Racist.
Posted by: Your Social and Political betters at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (ry34m)
Since when is Islam a race?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (qG0hz)
The article included this quote though which must have been uttered by an alien.
"Mr. Coe chose to impede and obstruct the due administration of the IRS in an effort to brush aside his duty to file and pay taxes and is now a convicted felon," an IRS agent told the Post.
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (lVzuL)
This coming from the woman whose brilliant idea against Boko Haram was the #BringBackOurGirls campaign? AYFKM?
Posted by: Thrawn at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (eU/yZ)
Definitely the NORK and..........meh...........pretty good sized for the malnutrition and genes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Your social and political betters at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Since religiousist don't work as a label to hang on folks.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (kXoT0)
Saw the B52s a couple of weeks ago. Fred sounds like Fred. Kate Pierson was still belting it at age 68. Cindy Wilson, age 59, not so much.
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Hank at July 25, 2016 10:48 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:48 PM (xNWlE)
Ann Wilson. I saw them a few years ago. That girl can sing. She sang led Zeppelin and was great.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:48 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (voOPb)<<<
Ten minutes to Bernie. Ten minutes to Bernie.
Posted by: Rain Moron at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (H9MG5)
The angle of that shot reminds me of the famous picture of Bill Clinton posed as the Lincoln memorial.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (R+30W)
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That's one goat fucker I'm disappointed in. Why doesn't he use a muzzie name instead of a slaveholders name?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Rain Moron at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (H9MG5)
Ya gotta watch the enemy. Know what they're saying and doing. It's not pleasant, but it is necessary.
*resisting the urge to up-chuck*
But is has to be done.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Backtoga at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (qG0hz)
Ya know what. I will take anything that keeps that scummy bitch from being POTUS. She and hubby sold us out to the Red Chinese, so if the Russkies shred her campaign, well, hell, payback is a right snarky bitch, ain't she?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (kP16F)
My liver couldn't take it if I drank every time they called for free shit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:50 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (9ym/8)
I can handle reading it. But risk throwing shit at my tv? Heavens no
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (LYCUN)
The hell you say. Listening to NPR is frickin hilarious, in small doses.
Posted by: NotMe at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (EuQH7)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (NeFrd)
I wasn't expecting a maulin', but I'll survive.
They can't eat me all in one sittin'.
Posted by: Hank at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (wv7Zv)
Crowd goes wild.
And just like all little brown shirts they will obey His command to vote for Hillary...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)
Because the little old ladies in his district will happily vote for a nice boy named Keef, but, not one named Mohammed.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Edna Mode at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (voOPb)
The third possibility is drunk.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (LYCUN)
I want to know what the other side thinks. That's why my husband started yelling. I give it 15 minutes before he goes outside.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (xNWlE)
Also, do they have no starch for their clothes? Sanders always looks like he just flew coach on the red-eye to London.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (lVzuL)
Posted by: Backtoga at July 25, 2016 10:49 PM (/22Vh)
Ouch.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: mrp
Alcohol is haram.
Posted by: Valerie Ferret at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: An Observation at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (vGhPp)
Posted by: My Hangover Tomorrow at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (kP16F)
This is the stupidest f**king thing in the world, I can't believe you can watch this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (LYCUN)
I've got a really big check to cash and then Jane and I are going to Tahiti.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (gyKtp)
I'm not that mean. You don't have to watch the Bernie. The whole thing has been pretty bad
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:53 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:54 PM (O2RFr)
Is ValJar pissed because they cut her off?
Posted by: Hank at July 25, 2016 10:54 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:54 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (O2RFr)
Those Lobster Tamales aren't going to eat themselves.
Also. Transgender Bathrooms.
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (CH3GY)
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 10:52 PM (lVzuL)
One of the stalwarts for Hillary who can explain every felony and faux pas away?
Double ouch.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (kXoT0)
Because she's muslim? This is idiotic:
"I like to stay inside in AC with a large glass of water and a good book. I also call my friends to see if they're okay."
She thinks we're too dumb to stay hydrated and out of the heat/sunshine - that we need this advice.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (NOIQH)
Yes, I'll preempt the jokes about "needing" to be drunk to watch baseball.
-Sorry. Call back tomorrow.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (xNWlE)
Self-restraint. Or yen. Or some shit like that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)
Stupid, ridiculous people crying in the crowd.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Mike Pence at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (H9MG5)
Yep. She was an honest to god PUMA
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (lVzuL)
Drunk is a given. So is the lack of pants."
-Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (xNWlE)
^This fine soul knows of which she speaks^
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Hank at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (ucDmr)
You caught that too? But it's not a cult.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:47 PM (2Ocf1) "
For some reason I was under the impression that Fred Schneider had been taking away by the Hi Five. I'm glad to hear he's still alive and kicking, as I love the B-52's. I was still doing college radio when their latest album dropped (Funplex), and remember thinking it was actually pretty dang good, at least the songs I played on air.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Hank at July 25
So is He telling His little brown shirts to vote for Hillary?
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Lizzy
Also, don't forget to breath. A nice, slow inhale followed by a nice, slow exhale. Change tempo with the amount of physical activity.
Posted by: Valerie Ferret - The Helpful Tips Rodent at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Commie red at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (lVzuL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (xNWlE)<<<
I got a lot smarter when I pushed the Q-tip in really, really far.
Mmmm. Paste. Good.
Posted by: Joke Biden at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (H9MG5)
Yep. She was an honest to god PUMA
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (lVzuL)
I have a couple of "friends" who just love Hillary. Sweet, intelligent, successful ladies who just refuse to believe anything bad about Hilldog. It's so bizarre.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (/wm8n)
and nobody really trusts the democrats. Hillary IS a militaristic bitch
who should scare the hell out of any potential adversary.
Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 10:46 PM (qG0hz)
I would think that the Russians would prefer a brain-damaged influence peddler who gave them fantastic deals in the past as POTUS. But, then again, she is recklessly militaristic (despite her ignorant stance on the military and diplomacy, or because of).
They, like us, would probably rather have an adversary someone who actually loves their country in office.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (P/kVC)
Is that a different transformation than Obama achieved?
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bury the hatchet already, Bernie at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:59 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 10:57 PM (eU/yZ)
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I haven't seen any weeping pajamas bros. Sadly they were all Bernie's dumb hos.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (/wm8n)
I am praying there is an email detailing what the Clinton Crime Foundation is going to do for Bern. I guarantee he is getting paid and paid big.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (voOPb)
I'll take my LIV friends. They now ask me how to vote. I get them registered if they aren't.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (NOIQH)
Yes... They will all march in lockstep for Hillary...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (lVzuL) "
According to Wiki, she is indeed. Still looks pretty good to me. Though my favorite "somehow still hot in her 60's" celeb is Elvira - with her natural red hair, not in the Elvira costume.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:01 PM (kumBu)
Yeah, I guess in my head 80s singers are all late 40s/50s now.
My brain hasn't adjusted for the last decade.
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 11:01 PM (lVzuL)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:00 PM (eU/yZ)
How they registering and leaning?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Subterranian JT at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
You could do like DWS and stuff your mouth with cotton balls. The absorb the drool and give you that intellectual enunciation that she's known for.
Posted by: Valerie Ferret - The Helpful Tips Rodent at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (O2RFr)
I'm sure they're in attendance.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 11:02 PM (LYCUN)
I'd also like to recognize all the effort it took to research and curate
the Yokopalooza thread. If art is judged by the emotional reaction in
elicits, that was one of the finest art displays in recent memory.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (OF/aZ)
****
You are one twisted Sumbitch.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (YLidQ)
And, yet, accurate. I, for one, hope that therapy helps Maet from ever wanting to do anything remotely similar again.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (2Ocf1)
Shut up, Racist.
Posted by: Your Social and Political betters at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (ry34m)
Since when is Islam a race?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb
When being chased down after people who wish to behead you it is a Sprint.
Global domination is a marathon.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (lVzuL)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (O2RFr)
About the same time Kate Upton makes me a sammich
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (voOPb)
Until then, you're fucking hypocrites, so go fuck yourself, "public servant".
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (H9MG5)
They will vote for Trump. They don't like him very much, but when I remind them of Hillary and Bills felonies, they are receptive.
One of my friends just moved. I need to get her and her husband's registration forms.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (BXd3l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (BXd3l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (bS6uW)
"They're up there. "Love Shack" is from 1989."
Yeah, I guess in my head 80s singers are all late 40s/50s now.
My brain hasn't adjusted for the last decade.
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 11:01 PM
The B 52's are actually a 1970's band.
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (EWg9n)
Except it'll have to be re-named.
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (lVzuL)
Yes.
Of what do you speak of specifically?
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That Bern and Hillz can be considered serious candidates for the presidency. Hopeless.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (O2RFr)
Global domination is a marathon.
Rule #1 - Cardio !
Posted by: McCool at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (nCSwS)
Status:Very likely true.
So, even the Russians hate The Beast. Not surprised.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I don't know about the goose, but I'm not feeling so hot.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2016 11:06 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Politicians should have to live on the average household wage until they hit retirement age, then be forced to live on the minimum payout of Social Security.
That might motivate the assholes to fix it and treat it well.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (WYh6/)
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You have to admit that she looked pretty good in that costume.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (9iR5/)
Yes.
Of what do you speak of specifically?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (9ym/
I'm thinking pretty much everything at this point.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (yddCj)
The best way to keep wages high is to import a million illegals a year
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (zOTsN)
We didn't have any crying women at the R one at least.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (6IPEM)
Surprised?
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (O2RFr)
So, this happened in CA today (or yesterday, whateva) -- Gubner Moonbeam signed a new law that requires you to go to teh gubmint and get a gubmint issued serial # for the gun you are about to make.
*I'm sure they are completely free of charge, and don't require enough info from you that they can file your taxes from it all*
Imagine the horror of standing in that long line to get your very own serial number; worse than a Venezuelan line for free ribeyes. They are gonna be overwhelmed for minutes the first day.
You know what this is about -- It's making it legal for the police to grab any home brewed guns they run across, plus they can then charge you with a crime on top of that.
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
http://tinyurl.com/z7by2a2
(Breitbart)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (hlMPp)
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Rule #2 - Butter !
Or is it heavy whipping cream?
Maybe it's heavy water... Help me, Dr. Ace!
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 11:08 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:08 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:04 PM (9ym/
I'm thinking pretty much everything at this point."
Man, I've been check-pointed twice today.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (kXoT0)
Sandy Patty. She's a Christian singer but still has amazing pipes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (4W1ir)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (eSQgj)
Yup...
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (bS6uW)
-Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 10:40 PM (OF/aZ)
"You are one twisted Sumbitch."
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM (YLidQ)
"And, yet, accurate. I, for one, hope that therapy helps Maet from ever wanting to do anything remotely similar again."
-Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (EzgxV)
Maet has been known to use tactical nukes. Screw the "innocent". You know what others did and you are furthermore encouraged to contain it.
...Lest it get out off control. We'd all be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM
You lie. I do not. That stuff is more lethal than Taipan venom.
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (voOPb)
:
r Ace is not a board certified physician::
::But he does have a blog::
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Fritz
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It is critical to the commies that the bourgeoisie be eliminated. They tend to have families, property, and jobs. It is those people who represent a stumbling block to the totalitarian oligarchs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (eSQgj)
======================
Whoa ... they must be losing the wimmens, too. Abandon ship, Dems!
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (4W1ir)
Her husband, Vince Gill can still belt it out.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Beau Biden at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (4W1ir)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:10 PM (sdi6R)
I'm not sure what that means?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (9ym/
It's ok. You're on a ranch. Life is good.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (heN73)
Dems just looooove the chilluns, except when they're killing them and parting them out for Lamborghini payments.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 10:58 PM (/wm8n)
Oh, no......they especially love them then....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (KTFfX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (6IPEM)
The ones I saw crying were too young to be menopausal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (eU/yZ)
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Yeah, imagine that, a commie with no principles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)
Honestly think Putin is just dicking with her, a little psy-ops that has nothing to do with Trump.
She just came off of a victory over the FBI investigation, she's heading into the DNC, so Putin shows her the b#tch hand to remind her he owns her - certainly publicly demonstrates that she was hacked. Now she has Wikileaks warning that there's more to come to get here stressed and worries. I mean, if they wanted to blackmail her would this be the opening move? She's most vulnerable right now, when she can almost taste a victory...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (NOIQH)
I knew I recognized her I just couldn't place the face.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
I apologize.
You drink Foster's?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (4W1ir)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (6IPEM)
She'd better hope she's had her shots, whatever STD-ick he has is weapons grade.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Lauren at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (lVzuL)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 25, 2016 10:41 PM
Me? I'm not the one who suggested adding Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to the Lena/Trigglypuff Yokopalooza sequel.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Um... I may have mentioned your name to another agency...
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: An Observation at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (vGhPp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (4W1ir)
You are right, both she and Sandy can sing. So can Vince.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:13 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (eSQgj)
OT: I may need to by one of those Latvian women myself.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:03 PM (bS6uW)
The fiancee is taller than I am.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Heidi Cruz escorted out the back at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 11:11 PM (KTFfX)
Make sure y'all are armed and ammo'd up best as possible by January, just in case.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (heN73)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (sdi6R)
Bill will latch onto whoever will let him hump on her leg. He's sophisticated like that.
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:14 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (hlMPp)
Anyone remember if meatballs were covered on any of the food threads?
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (6C8Gg)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (GzDYP)
Ted Cruz hardest hit.
Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:05 PM (BXd3l)
CNN favorable/unfavorable:
Donald Trump: 46/51Hillary Clinton: 41/55Ted Cruz: 27/61
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (ilEbj)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (eU/yZ)
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It took me a while to place her bc the camera kept cutting away too fast. Bc of the short hairstyle, I thought it was Sean Penn's ex from House of Cards which would also be fitting.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (6IPEM)
It's free, but only redeemable at Trump University!
Posted by: Ian Galt
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Nah, only at Burlington College. Funny how we never heard much about that.
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (CL76w)
Yes, the Rio Olympics are going to be GREAT!!!
Heh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (4W1ir)
Posted by: rgallegos at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (59GQk)
I thought he brought his side piece.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: schizoid at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (ilEbj)
Where is the land of magical free college and universal health care?
I think its called North Korea or Cuba. Can't remember.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Patty Murray's jacked-up grill at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (UPYhp)
Corn fed Nebraska boys got a few pounds on the biggest Norka.
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (2Ocf1)
Wait. Wait.
It's hot. It's miserable. Nothing is easy. With every problem another problem crops up. No matter how many trips you made to town, or how many times to the dealer or store you made, you've forgotten something or something doesn't work right. You check fittings and bits and cross check them. Get to the store and buy.....something is fucked up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (LYCUN)
I love the test they did: go into a bunch of rooms on different floors and turn all the water on. Result? Water running down the walls in the room below.
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (w/iDp)
Water running down walls when the water closet is flushed, did not hear about that happening at Sochi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 25, 2016 11:07 PM (9iR5/) "
Oh no doubt, she did and still does, but I think she's even hotter out of makeup as a natural redhead.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (kumBu)
Well Trump seems to be basically non-interventionist (other than ISIS) whereas Cankles has voted for invading Iraq, and orchestrated the Libyan attacks that sent Gaddafi to the boneyard.
That might have something to do with it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (gyKtp)
Ridiculous.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (hlMPp)
You drink Foster's?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM
No. But, I used to. Mostly because it was the only practical alternative to Queensland beer, which was, back in the day, brewed in old vats that were bought cheap from rat poison manufacturers. True story.
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (EWg9n)
Where is the land of magical free college and universal health care?
I think its called North Korea or Cuba. Can't remember.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 11:16 PM (ODxAs)
Venezuela. But you need to bring your own thread if you need sutures.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (eSQgj)
Please, let's leave your sex life out of it.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (8iiMU)
-Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:15 PM (6C8Gg)
Beef, pork, egg(s), bread-crumbs. Bake, drop into "gravy", (sauce).
Food Network has many variations.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: RWC
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I think that's when el cholo en el barrio is actually driving his low rider legally.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (6C8Gg)
I hear you buddy. It's always something.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: The Olympians at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (xNWlE)<<<
Well, to be fair, we often didn't have walls. Or doors. Or silly things like that.
Posted by: Olympians at Sochi games at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (6IPEM)
I'll be damned if I know what it's doing for anybody else.
Posted by: AD at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (XHWYb)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (9ym/
I'll take it.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (8iiMU)
Wonder what part of Bob Costas will get infected this time?
Last time around he was such a jerk for continuing to report while looking so hideous (hate him, but really hated that he made me wince every time he appeared).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (zOTsN)
Sweet!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (hlMPp)
That wouldn't have anything to do with the massive regulatory state would it?
And the notion is Bullshit. I work for a pharma company, we develop new drugs.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (eU/yZ)
But he fucked up because they're an obvious direct comparison, and now Cruz looks small and self-absorbed while Sanders looks mature and magnanimous.
I like Cruz, and frankly believe he can say whatever he wants about Trump given how Trump treated him during the primary. But he was wrong to do it at the convention and (esp.) again the next morning.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (BXd3l)
Good Lord, man. Can you get a Coors Light down there?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (c1X8Y)
LOL, this tuition free shit is hilarious.
It's free, but only redeemable at
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (IqV8l)
Kaine for TPP btw
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM (2Ocf1)
Well, taking out a planeload of people with you is not suicide, it's "murder/suicide".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (JBggj)
This time it will be different. Hillary really will give us Utopia and everything will be great after that.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (0vsws)
Posted by: The Olympians at July 25, 2016 11:18 PM (iqX2J)
Sure, if you want to bring home a case of necrotizing fasciitis.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (kumBu)
It's always something. Nothing can just run right.
Always something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Lizzy
It's going to be a surprise.
Posted by: The Candiru in Bob's Hot Tub at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (q7T0y)
Last
time around he was such a jerk for continuing to report while looking
so hideous (hate him, but really hated that he made me wince every time
he appeared).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (NOIQH)<<<
I'm hoping he meets the the dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming
up a man's urethra, to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of
flesh you once called his PENIS!!
Posted by: the Monarch at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (0vsws)
I am, however, utterly stunned at a party who thinks their great brain trust is Hillary, Bernie, and Lieawatha.
That just boggles my mind.
Posted by: dwagyak at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (QAs9k)
Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (BXd3l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: E.T. at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (c1X8Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (0mRoj)
I saw the Necrotizing Fascists open for Skinny Puppy at the Tower in 87 - they kicked ass!
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (sdi6R)
It's terrifying to think about it. Who are these people?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: dogfish at July 25, 2016 11:24 PM (BXd3l)
Not a bad life at all. But it's not easy. You will sweat and bleed and pant. It will cost money and lots of time just looking for shit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:24 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 11:24 PM (2Ocf1)
up a man's urethra, to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of
flesh you once called his PENIS!!
-----
Hell of a law firm that specializes in divorce law
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:24 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 11:24 PM (brIR5)
"Well you see honey there was this gang in Rio and well they had knives. ... The truth? Uhm.... Well there3 I was on the beach banging the brains of this hawt hawt hawt Brazilian babe who was only wearing a dental floss bikini and well it fell off... But I am telling the truth!!! Stop laughing!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (xNWlE)
That just boggles my mind."
Let's not forget Biden.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (3myMJ)
Shorter Night 1: I am angry all the time, and want free tuition.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Candiru, chilllin in the hot tub at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:24 PM (voOPb)<<<
Yeah the one Barry Sanders does radio commercials for... Candiru and Candiru.
Posted by: the Monarch at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:24 PM (9ym/
Yeah I grew up on a farm, I remember. But after nearly 30 years of city living, I'm ready for a change.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (Doh4+)
We cut cable months ago.. To this day, my kids know that the 'mute' button is known as the "Costas Button". They don't even know who Costas is
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (oAY8z)
Food Network has many variations.
Posted by: Slapweasel
--------------
Can you believe that ive never made meatballs in my life?
I've got the basics, I was just looking for something diff. Alton Brown called for frozen spinach, maybe interesting.
And, I may put them in a foil pan and "bake" them in the grill?
I just want to make my own meatball sub.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (6C8Gg)
-Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (JBggj)
I'll buy those approximate numbers. The "Occupiers" are outside with a few on the inside.
That could be an S.A.T question that 75% of self-identified Democrats would fail.
All "Occupiers" are Democrats.
Some "Berniebots" are "Occupiers".
Are all Democrats "Berniebots"?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:23 PM (sdi6R
They are all fenced in. Cant we work with that?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (8CWzB)
Thought we were done talking about Mooch
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (eSQgj)
Scary but true.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (sdi6R)
Down with that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (9ym/8)
Yup, thanks. I had forgotten Yoda-of-the-Demented-Mind.
If Assange comes through with more emails from Hillary, that does it. He'll be on my Christmas list.
Posted by: dwagyak at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (QAs9k)
Posted by: Jean
Go on...
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (brIR5)
I've got the basics, I was just looking for something diff. Alton Brown called for frozen spinach, maybe interesting.
And, I may put them in a foil pan and "bake" them in the grill?
I just want to make my own meatball sub."
-Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (6C8Gg)
Listen to Alton Brown. --Minus the spinach.
When I get to Hell, I'ma find the bastard what done spinach to us.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:29 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:29 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (brIR5)
There are firms like that in Florida too. I think it's a growing niche in light of how badly men have historically been treated by family courts.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (6gk0M)
I just want to make my own meatball sub.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (6C8Gg)
Hello?
Posted by: Spherical Hamburger at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (8CWzB)
Food Network has many variations.
Posted by: Slapweasel
--------------
Can you believe that ive never made meatballs in my life?
I've got the basics, I was just looking for something diff. Alton Brown called for frozen spinach, maybe interesting.
And, I may put them in a foil pan and "bake" them in the grill?
I just want to make my own meatball sub.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:27 PM (6C8Gg)
If you have your own food grinder (or meat grinder attachment for a kitchenaid stand mixer) you can do all sorts of fun and fancy things.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
I aints hard to find.
Posted by: Popeye the Sailor at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (Doh4+)
CNN going on about how the DNC speakers were better and will campaign for her in the swing states
And republicans won't campaign for Trump
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (zOTsN)
5. Genital Zika
4. Massive Armpit Tumor
3. ShingleBalls
2. SIDS For Grownups
1. Radical Penile Dislocation
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM
Dunno. Don't pay attention to what's around beer wise anymore. Gave up on that stuff ages ago. Bundaberg rum is the go. And Jack Daniels.
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 11:25 PM (IdCqF) "
I would agree - the only confounding factor is that their "revival" was, on a chart basis, more successful than their actual heyday. Their three best performing chart songs by far are "Never," "Alone," and "These Dreams."
But I would say influence-wise their 70's sound is the one that has staying power. Their 80's songs aren't bad, it's just that they sort of just blend in with everyone else charting at the time.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Barry Sanders, schilling for some lawyers at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (xNWlE)
Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 25, 2016 11:28 PM (brIR5)
There are firms like that in Florida too. I think it's a growing niche in light of how badly men have historically been treated by family courts.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
Well known one here in DFW too.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 11:33 PM (heN73)
It's helped alot of female attorneys too because men hire them for family law cases, workplace harassment etc. to show they're not sexist. I read something about that years ago.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2016 11:33 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (Doh4+)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel
--------------------
I'll probably beat you there, but I'll keep my eyes open.
I'll be busy tracking down Mr. Autocucumber Inventor.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:33 PM (6C8Gg)
-Posted by: Popeye the Sailor at July 25, 2016 11:30 PM (UPYhp)
You was a propagandist tool. I'm, lookin' for the bastard what encouraged that shit to grow like wildfire in the damned lab.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (q7T0y)<<<
Hah! I'm safe from this one. I never grew up!
Posted by: Bob Costass, still a tiny, tiny nub of a man at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM (H9MG5)
I almost included another new one as well, called Hindenburg Tongue.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM (q7T0y)
'Rock Lobster' had a already been an underground hit a year earlier. The band had been performing since 1977. It is inescapable that these people were a fair bit older than bands that didn't get any traction until several years later or even exist in any form until the 80s.
A lot of stuff that was taken for granted in the 80s wasn't sellable before bands like the B-52s spent years plugging away in the 70s when most radio stations wouldn't touch them with a ten foot Pole or nine foot Hungarian. Similarly, the Talking Heads may have been mainstream in the 80s but only because of how much work they put in during the 70s.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM (IdCqF)
Man. You're killing my image of Aussies.
*Sads*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM (9ym/8)
Cordell and Cordell.
Posted by: Barry Sanders, schilling for some lawyers at July 25, 2016 11:32 PM (H9MG5)
That be the one.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM (heN73)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Huma's got that. Make me scream "Oh the humanity!"
Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (q7T0y)
Queers Delight is not bad for an afternoon refresher.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (9ym/8)
Next thing he will tell us that crocodile Dundee is a fake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (6C8Gg)
Posted by: The Smartest President Ever at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (vGhPp)
I didn't like alone when it came out. When I watched them perform it live I couldn't believe how great she could sing. It gave me chills.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:37 PM (eU/yZ)
Next thing he will tell us that crocodile Dundee is a fake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (voOPb)
What about disparaging the boot? Is that still a bootable offense?
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (eRoDr)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 10:51 PM (NeFrd)
I read somewhere that North Koreans are actually getting smaller due to lack of proper nutrition.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (oqZLQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Chi's popcorn"
Heh. I just downloaded "Tejas" today. I had it before but the CD got stolen...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (w+Jhj)
You take that back.
*Grabs Enfield*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (eU/yZ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757621449448382464
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757621556411531264
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757621689211641858
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757621812788391936
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2016 11:39 PM (Mo76m)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2016 11:39 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:26 PM (GUBah)
Except from.... Trump...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (qf6WZ)
CNN going on about how the DNC speakers were better and will campaign for her in the swing states
And republicans won't campaign for Trump
Posted by: ThunderB
So advantage Trump.
Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (Doh4+)
-Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (oqZLQ)
Listen to this wise and beautiful woman, please.
Spinach was hatched from the Bowels of Evil.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (6gk0M)
That song was great live.
https://youtu.be/VxGNi-tL2js
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (eU/yZ)
*Sads*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM
Drinking beer and wine is just fucking around. If you want to get shitfaced properly, hit the Bundaberg. I'm in a hurry, I wanna get plastered and legless tout de suite. I ain't got time to chunder.
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (EWg9n)
---
It was better when they were switching between boos and the talking heads.
I'm frankly disturbed by how good some of the speeches *sound*, before I flip channels, gather my thoughts, and evaluate how much of it is unadulterated bullshit.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 10:34 PM
Oh Lordy, Saunders speech was unadulterated crap!
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (kumBu)
For a brief moment I misremembered Sick of It All as being Blood Sweat and Tears and that fact was shocking.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (+b2T3)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757621968808058880
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757622123447877632
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757622237944016897
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/757622338615701504
Posted by: kbdabear at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (Mo76m)
-Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (oqZLQ)
Listen to this wise and beautiful woman, please.
Spinach was hatched from the Bowels of Evil.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (6gk0M)
You're thinking of Brussels sprouts. Satan's dingleberries they are.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: An Observation at July 25, 2016 11:41 PM (vGhPp)
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 11:20 PM (bS6uW)
But then Trump evened it up by again saying that Cruz's dad killed Kennedy, the very morning after I was praising Trump for his convention speech. My head might fall off from the shaking it's getting.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 11:41 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:42 PM (voOPb)
Heart is one of the bands that was more nakedly obvious about wanting to change their image for the 1980s.
Another group that tried to update itself was Little River Band; I've found I actually like their 1984 "Playing To Win" album.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:42 PM (q7T0y)
*Sads*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:34 PM
I got a slouch hat. Does that count?
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:42 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: An Observation
Explain s why they hate Trump
Posted by: Jean at July 25, 2016 11:42 PM (Doh4+)
I mean, it's hard to believe the same band did "New York Mining Disaster 1941" and "You Should Be Dancing."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:43 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 10:55 PM (NOIQH)
For better gas mileage make sure your tires are properly inflated...
also check your AC, mine was down to 50 psi on the low side and should be 118 psi. Might have something to do with it running all day.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:43 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM (GqWYu)
Stupid, ridiculous people crying in the crowd.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 10:56 PM (6IPEM)
Of course they're crying. Taking it up the ass hurts.
Bernie's people are going to have to take a couple of weeks for their sore naughty hole to heal.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM
Did you just stop in to scare the sheet out of people going to Africa? Jane D'oh already went and survived.
Thankfully.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM (o/90i)
Never let the internet choose your new burger, nor the best way to make your meatballs.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:45 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 11:45 PM (+lVUW)
-Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (oqZLQ)
Listen to this wise and beautiful woman, please.
Spinach was hatched from the Bowels of Evil.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:40 PM (6gk0M)<<<
Spinach isn't bad. Now broccoli... that stuff is Satan's pubes.
Posted by: me and George HW Bush at July 25, 2016 11:45 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 11:46 PM (UPYhp)
1970 - "Black Magic Woman/Oye Como Va"
1980 - "Winning"
I would have never known it was the same group.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:46 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 11:46 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 25, 2016 11:38 PM (w+Jhj)
Wow. My favorite LP of all time. Seen those three boys several times. First show they had live critters on stage.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid article IV or bust at July 25, 2016 11:46 PM (8CWzB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:36 PM (q7T0y)
Cold Case was a good show and they always used the perfect song for the final scene. Well done, I thought.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (GzDYP)
Can't believe there were people whose lives were so empty, they were *angry* that Dylan chose to play electric. But apparently there were.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (7qAYi)
I will find that fucker what propagated spinach, however.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (9ym/8)
I didn't like their 80's music until I heard Ann sing those songs live. Man can that woman sing. I remember when she sang Alone, I couldn't believe how good she could sing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 11:47 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (9io/e)
The DNC convention:
Cacerolazo for people who only cook with microwaves.
Posted by: kindltot at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (l8P1+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:41 PM (6gk0M)
Mushrooms are related to jock-itch.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid article IV or bust at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (8CWzB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (xNWlE)
Geez, it isn't sewer water is it?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 25, 2016 11:49 PM (+lVUW)
That's the only part I sorta understood.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:49 PM (9ym/8)
I'd use the term disposable. It may have been lucrative but I wouldn't listen long to a station that focused on that sort of material. There are oldies and there are moldies.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 11:49 PM (IdCqF)
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Excellent article by Bookworm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 11:50 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:50 PM (/wm8n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM (q7T0y) "
True, but that was partially a personnel change. With the BeeGee's, it was always the Gibbs - they just saw the disco train coming around the bend, hopped aboard, and made millions. I think they switched around which Gibb did lead vocals, though? From the "Mining Disaster" era to the "Saturday Night Fever" era.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:50 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 11:50 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid article IV or bust"
How could anyone be so unkind..
as to arrest a man for drivin while blind?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 25, 2016 11:50 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 11:51 PM (EZebt)
I'll skip the spinach. And maybe listen to Jean (that drunken mussels, orangry mussels recipe was aweome).
I'm still going to grill them, I think. Haven't used the oven since May. No reason to do it in 97 degree weather.
And, Brussels sprouts are great. Asparagus is even better.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:51 PM (6C8Gg)
I love the albums Hello I Must Be Going and No Jacket Required. I don't care who knows it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:51 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid article IV or bust at July 25, 2016 11:48 PM (8CWzB)<<<
**grabs fire flower**
**scorches your ass**
Posted by: the little guy that hangs out with Mario and Luigi at July 25, 2016 11:51 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:52 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:19 PM (kumBu)
80s elevator music.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:52 PM (P/kVC)
That's the only part I sorta understood.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 11:49 PM (9ym/
It can be difficult with that heavy Australian accent.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM
True, but have you listened to earlier incarnations of the band. "Chicken Shack" was a British blues band that Christine and several others were in, evolved to Fleetwood Mac.
"Mystery for Me" is one of my favorite albums.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:53 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:54 PM (6gk0M)
It's free, but only redeemable at Trump SJW University!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 11:21 PM (IqV8l)
I thought "free tuition" was a salary subsidy for academia.
The students can go ef themselves.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:54 PM (P/kVC)
And yes, they got Christine Perfect (McVie) from Chicken Shack, but as I understand it FMac and CS coexisted for a few years (1968-71).
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:54 PM (q7T0y)
Ugh
CNN going on about how the DNC speakers were better and will campaign for her in the swing states
And republicans won't campaign for Trump
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (zOTsN)
Why would any Trump fan want the GOPe to campaign for him? The GOPe are utterly loathed and despised by everyone not in the donor class.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 11:54 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 25, 2016 11:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:55 PM (kumBu)
But that is pretty much what I have on hand. Add some parm cheese & chili flakes.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 11:55 PM (6C8Gg)
It's more like Rice-a-Roni soup than what you get when you make it on the stove. Plus it boiled over in the microwave, necessitating cleanup. I think I'll stick with the traditional kind.
Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2016 11:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 11:57 PM (3myMJ)
My Generation / Anyway Anyhow Anywhere (Early 60's)
to
First Rock Opera Tommy (Late 60's)
to
First major use of Synthesizer (Who's Next) (Early 70's)
to
It's Hard. (Early 80's)
All major changes in sound.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 25, 2016 11:57 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Naughty Holes of Craiglist at July 25, 2016 11:58 PM (iqX2J)
5. Genital Zika
4. Massive Armpit Tumor
3. ShingleBalls
2. SIDS For Grownups
1. Radical Penile Dislocation
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:31 PM (q7T0y)
0. THE David Carradine of Rio
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:59 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 11:59 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2016 11:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:00 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 11:54 PM (P/kVC)
------------They already are when the pay $60,000 a year to get a degree in 14th Century LGBTQXYZ Albanian basket weaving and then expect to get a $100,000 a year starting salary. Then they realize that the phrase that makes them the most money is "Do you want fries with that?"
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:00 AM (9iR5/)
And yes, they got Christine Perfect (McVie) from Chicken Shack, but as I understand it FMac and CS coexisted for a few years (1968-71).
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2016 11:54 PM
Cool, if you have time shoot me an email.
T
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 12:00 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 12:01 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: qdpsteve"
The true story of Barrett randomly wandering into the studio while they were in the middle of recording "Shine on you crazy diamond" is just too surreal.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2016 12:02 AM (w+Jhj)
On the subject of deliberately breeding "Giraffe People"....the liger (a
male lion/female tiger hybrid) is the world's largest cat. The reason
is kinda cute -- it turns out that both lions and tigers have genomes
that would allow them to grow substantially larger than normal....were
it not for a gene carried by female lions or a different gene carried by
male tigers. If you breed a male lion with a female tiger, you have a
good chance of having offspring which lack either limiting gene,
resulting in humongous liger.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 25, 2016 10:36 PM
Did you just stop in to scare the sheet out of people going to Africa? Jane D'oh already went and survived.
Thankfully.
Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2016 11:44 PM (o/90i)
I can easily shift into "scaring people about travelling to Africa" mode -- but not about ligers. They're almost never found in Africa -- they're "native" to places where neither lions or tigers are native that don't fully understand the concept of "in heat".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 12:02 AM (yddCj)
They already are when the pay $60,000 a year to get a degree in 14th Century LGBTQXYZ Albanian basket weaving and then expect to get a $100,000 a year starting salary. Then they realize that the phrase that makes them the most money is "Do you want fries with that?"
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:00 AM (9iR5/)
Feature, not a bug. They're primed to think that society is unfair and to demand socialism and redistribution of wealth.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 12:03 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:03 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 12:03 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2016 12:03 AM (LdMbv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 11:51 PM (EZebt)
A pure demonstration of what a tragic lack of Jorma can do to a band.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:03 AM (iMxBJ)
Meatballs: package meatloaf mix (beef, pork, veal) 1/2 package of uncased hot sausage, you don't really need any bread or eggs if you keep the size under control.
Broil till brown on both sides, too hard to fry, then cook in gravy made with other half of sausage package
Season, add vegt, fungi, cheese, wine etc of choice.
Easy
Heavy pasta, fusilli con buco if you can find it.
Bottle of cheap primitivo and your good.
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:04 AM (Doh4+)
I had a long, hard but pretty productive day starting a new project and "building relationships" on behalf of my company's client.
(Mostly, it was just Dejah T. establishing obvious kick-ass Deedy credentials in some new environments where they have been truly under-served.)
Come home and I have to listen to Sean Hannity keep WHINING about the double standards of the MSM?
The fuck are you still WHINING about, you little turd?!
You GOT the candidate that makes the "MSM's heads explode!", dude.
Enjoy, nay, "luxuriate" in your TRIUMPH, tool.
Posted by: Deety at July 26, 2016 12:04 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2016 11:59 PM (iMxBJ)
-------Are you talking Meddle?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:04 AM (9iR5/)
If you only heard those albums it would seem like big shifts but if you were listening to all it (or played catch up as a teen like I did in the late 70s) there is a definite continuum and evolution. It isn't like they hit the studio after being off for a few years and Pete announces, "OK, we're New Wave now. Lots more synth and Roger, you'll need to work up some strange vocal mannerisms."
The same way you don't go from 'Meet the Beatles' to 'Sgt. Pepper' without a lot of stuff along the way.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 12:04 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2016 11:50 PM (/wm8n)
He was a great drummer. Lousy solo artist.
Posted by: The Nusical Hat at July 26, 2016 12:05 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2016 11:59 PM (iMxBJ)
-------Are you talking Meddle?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:04 AM (9iR5/)
No, I've never heard it. Why? Is it like The Piper at the Gates of Dawn?
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:06 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:07 AM (q7T0y)
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That rules me out as a pilot murderer/suicide guy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:07 AM (voOPb)
-Since I was born in '71, I have an odd perspective.
Child of the 70's.
9-18 in the 80's.
Early adult in the 90's.
Checked-out of most pop-culture until a few years ago.
Loved early country and Motown. Graduated to the WTF MTV Eighties and found Metal in my H.S. years.
Grunge was good for awhile, but I wanted heavier. Guns N' Roses filled the bill for awhile, but they went downhill after Use Your Illusion II.
Recently got into Imagine Dragons over the past five years, but voices like Adele intrigue me.
I never played an instrument, so I am a simple layman in that aspect of music.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:07 AM (6gk0M)
Rush rapping on "Roll the Bones," anyone?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:08 AM (kumBu)
First album -> everything else
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2016 11:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Astronomy Domine.
Version from Piper at the Gates of Dawn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJh9OLlXenM
Live Version from Umma Gumma:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQhQeDAMU0E
Cover version by Voivod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXaLZZ6M3M
Posted by: Nasty Prisms Good Sir at July 26, 2016 12:08 AM (vBeA5)
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After Piper, but before Dark Side of the Moon. Had a twenty minute instrumental track that was awesome.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:08 AM (9iR5/)
big shifts but if you were listening to all it (or played catch up as a
teen like I did in the late 70s) there is a definite continuum and
evolution. It isn't like they hit the studio after being off for a few
years and Pete announces, "OK, we're New Wave now. Lots more synth and
Roger, you'll need to work up some strange vocal mannerisms."
The same way you don't go from 'Meet the Beatles' to 'Sgt. Pepper' without a lot of stuff along the way.
Posted by: Epobirs"
Mostly true, but they still changed. They did go straight from Tommy to Who's Next though.
Anyways, I have to hit the sack. Have fun ya'll.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (w+Jhj)
-Posted by: Deety at July 26, 2016 12:04 AM (xPWMR)
LOL @ "tool".
...as an aside, I enjoyed their music as well.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (6gk0M)
Which brings us to this old classic from Kim du Toit.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/924795/posts
I used to like his blog but he gave it up long ago.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (9ym/8)
Drive carefully.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:02 AM
LOL, it was just in my mind because Jules was watching something about how dangerous Africa was w/ predators.
I was meanwhile distracted, had to feed her as she has a bad tooth driving her nuts. Lotsa fun there.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (o/90i)
I'll stick with Islamic terrorists until definitely proven otherwise.
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:10 AM (Doh4+)
But for transformation without personnel change, I'd go to Talking Heads. Just try to find a link between "Artists Only" and, say, "Making Flippy Floppy."
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:10 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Old Blue"
Watch "Pink Floyd live at Pompeii", the extended directors cut. It's on YouTube.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2016 12:11 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:11 AM (voOPb)
Are you short?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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I think of myself as 'not tall', but not short.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 12:11 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:12 AM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:12 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:12 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:03 AM (iMxBJ) "
In a definite example of that adage about never losing money betting on the poor taste of the American public, Starship had *three* #1 hits. Jefferson Airplane never charted higher than #5 with Somebody to Love and #8 with White Rabbit.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:12 AM (kumBu)
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After Piper, but before Dark Side of the Moon. Had a twenty minute instrumental track that was awesome.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:08 AM (9iR5/)
I divide up Pink Floyd as such:
Barret Era: Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Saucerful of Secrets.
The "experimental era": Saucerful of Secrets, More, Atom Heart Mother, Live at Pompeii, Umma Gumma
The "transitional era": Meddle, Obscured by Clouds.
The "superstar" era: Dark Side of the Moon, Wish you were here.
The "de facto solo album" era: Animals and everything after that.
Posted by: Nasty Prisms Good Sir at July 26, 2016 12:12 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:12 AM (kumBu)
And yet, 100 years from now, someone will probably hear "White Rabbit" for the first time, and be absolutely blown away. Will that happen with any Starship song? There's more than one kind of success.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:14 AM (iMxBJ)
David Byrne is genius crazy
He's gone out and compete lying changed
I've always been partiall to Harrison and enjoyed his work with casual gods
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)
Anyways, I have to hit the sack. Have fun ya'll.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (w+Jhj)
The best thing about The Who was that they didn't have a rhythm section. Both bass and drums were treated as lead instruments.
Posted by: The Pinball Playing Hat at July 26, 2016 12:14 AM (vBeA5)
I was just going to mention Dire Sraits. I've been listening to the first & Making Movies lately. (Romeo and Julie is arguablythe great R&R love song ever)
I really don't care for the post MTV commercial stuff.
And Talking Heads are a longtime favorite.
Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 26, 2016 12:15 AM (6C8Gg)
No, I've never heard it. Why? Is it like The Piper at the Gates of Dawn?
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:06 AM (iMxBJ)
Meddle is a great album. It's pointing towards Dark Side of the Moon. "Echoes" is one of their best songs.
Nothing sounds like The Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
In my opinion, 1966-67 was the apex of rock music. Lots of fresh and new ideas. The 1967 Monterey Pop Festival was vastly superior to Woodstock in 1969. People were starting to burn out by then.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 12:15 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 12:15 AM (/wm8n)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:07 AM (6gk0M)
I play the AM/FM, Cassette, CD, turntable, 10" reel-to-reel with some proficiency, and have some skill with the 8 trak, laser disk and modern DVD.
Talent. I haz it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 12:15 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:10 AM (iMxBJ) "
Making Movies would be my favorite album ever if it didn't have "Les Boys." Besides that, it's fucking perfect. Of course, that's just my opinion....
....(but I'm totally right)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:15 AM (kumBu)
-Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:12 AM (kumBu)
Teens drive album sales. Idiots like me bought everything from "Starship" to "Culture Club" to "Bananarama".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:16 AM (6gk0M)
I'm not judging. Just curious about you're offered comment. I'm 5'10. Not exactly a giant.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 12:16 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 26, 2016 12:16 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 12:16 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Mike at July 26, 2016 12:17 AM (c056A)
https://tinyurl.com/jrtjh42
Posted by: Matt at July 26, 2016 12:18 AM (nUtZ9)
Nice play on "instrument", you simple tool. (wedge)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
Another factor is the age of your parents during your childhood and whether you had older siblings. I was the youngest of five, so my parents music was very far removed from anything I was likely to choose but the trade off was the range of stuff my brothers and sisters had among them.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 12:18 AM (IdCqF)
At Least my urologist relaxes me before placing ringing finger with double digits size up the old poop shoot. And gives good drugs when he biopsy S you. More than the DNC gave us
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)
....(but I'm totally right)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:15 AM (kumBu)
Let us agree to not mention "Les Boys." When I copied the album to my phone, I unchecked that particular box.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:20 AM (iMxBJ)
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"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you, and why the fuck is it taking it so long to do it?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 12:21 AM (/wm8n)
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:14 AM (iMxBJ) "
You doubt the power of "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" to change lives in 2116?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:22 AM (kumBu)
Nile Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIjrVybFDHo
Ibiza Bar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJAt3NjGa-M
I always felt that the two songs seemed to represent opposing viewpoints of the same event.
Anyway, here is a cover of "Nile Song" by Voivod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6XiGcod5tI
Posted by: The Floydian Hat at July 26, 2016 12:22 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:42 PM (EWg9n)
Not as much as what kind of meat pie you like, mate. Speak strine? What's an eggnishner?
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 12:23 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: The Voivodian Hat at July 26, 2016 12:23 AM (vBeA5)
Seconded.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2016 12:24 AM (72N6L)
Yup. Also, (even though my parents were in their mid-to-late twenties when I was born), they enjoyed music from the Forties and Fifties.
My musical enjoyment is enormous, even though I have ignored radio music for nearly fifteen years.
(I couldn't avoid it at work. We had to play the "Seventies, Eighties, Nineties and Music from Today" --Station.)
I simply ignored it in the back room as I watched my finances fail in the last five years.
--Then I drank beer and did the books as I listened to Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:24 AM (6gk0M)
Also wife is sick w/ a tooth infection, not good. For either of us, LOL.
Be well all you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 12:24 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (IdCqF)
Having visited Casa DuToit at about the same time as this Presidential season was spinning up, I'm happy to report that Kim is in fine form, still full of piss and vinegar, but has indeed, redirected his life and efforts towards other pursuits.
The pity is, that Corporate America, having once found his blog, truly did effect a terminal blow to his career, necessitating the change, and his absenting himself from an online presence.
Which was truly a pity. We lost a strong and unique voice when he holstered the keyboard.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 12:25 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:20 AM (iMxBJ) "
It really is liking making an all-time baseball lineup and sticking Mario Mendoza right after Ruth, Mays, Williams, and Musial. I have zero idea what they were thinking with that song, since the rest of the album is just so damn good.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:25 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 12:25 AM (/wm8n)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:22 AM (kumBu)
"We Built this City" will be the national anthem of at least one city-state.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2016 12:26 AM (5f5bM)
So, I zoned out during the convention discussion. Any particularly memorable quotes? Or pretty much the same old, same old?
Love trumps hate.
It's the "We are the world, we are the children" of 2016
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 12:26 AM (IqV8l)
More like we built this city, ha fvcking ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:26 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 12:27 AM (3ZoRf)
Talent. I haz it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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*hmm. no mention of cylinders*
*places after-hours Sell Order of Jim stock*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 12:27 AM (w/iDp)
Yikes. Those would be dense.
Posted by: garrett at July 26, 2016 12:27 AM (CH3GY)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 11:41 PM (ozZau)
Yeah.....hopefully its in four years rather than four months, but there is no way the GOPe isn't coming out ahead after all of this. The bad blood isn't going to go away, the anti-GOPe coalition is destroyed, and even were it desirable, Trump has almost no one aside from Jeff Sessions to advance his movement after he's gone.
Thank God for pissed of Bernie fans; the fate of the country is in their hands.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at July 26, 2016 12:28 AM (KF8B+)
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 12:28 AM (iLoHX)
More like we built this city, ha fvcking ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:26 AM (voOPb)
All copies will be burned as Haram
Posted by: Future Imam of Londonistan at July 26, 2016 12:28 AM (vBeA5)
while you guys are talking all this hardcore classic rock, I'm listening to "Hold Me Now" by Thompson Twins.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:29 AM (q7T0y)
*places after-hours Sell Order of Jim stock*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 12:27 AM (w/iDp)
That's only 'cause Vic wouldn't sell me any Edison cylinders.
Little known fact. Edison called them "Vic" cylinders.
Hence, the Victrola.
Thus endeth the lesson.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 12:30 AM (v5iqM)
East Asian pop music has gotta be the most disposable commodity since kleenex....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 26, 2016 12:30 AM (eRoDr)
More like we built this city, ha fvcking ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 12:26 AM (voOPb) "
Yeah, but everyone remembers (and reviles) that one. I'm just doing my misanthropic deed (which you should appreciate) of also reminding people of "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" and "Sara," the other two #1 songs by Starship.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:30 AM (kumBu)
First they came for the fat-shamers, and I said nothing because I wasn't a fat-shamer.
Then they came for the plus size clothing stores, and I said nothing because I wasn't a plus-size clothing store.
Next they came for the personal trainers, and I said nothing because I wasn't a personal trainer.
Then they came for me, and no one said anything, because they're mouths were full of cake.
Posted by: Matt at July 26, 2016 12:30 AM (nUtZ9)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren's Starplane at July 26, 2016 12:31 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 12:23 AM
Air conditioner? Toowoomba, huh? Been there a few times. Not a bad joint.
Posted by: otho at July 26, 2016 12:31 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 26, 2016 12:26 AM (5f5bM)
And that city-state will suck, by definition.
Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:31 AM (iMxBJ)
Just popping in to ask Colorado Morons to check the AoSHQ or Morondezvous Yahho groups for the announcement about a meetup Saturday. We want to gather to wish Colorado Alex all the best before he leaves for California.
Posted by: Emmie at July 26, 2016 12:31 AM (xVuS6)
Damn it........did Michelle give a rousing speech tonight. Didn't know her fat ass was built on slavery
Let me know to plan something Saturday
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 26, 2016 12:32 AM (CyXSj)
Just popping in to ask Colorado Morons to check the AoSHQ or Morondezvous Yahho groups for the announcement about a meetup Saturday. We want to gather to wish Colorado Alex all the best before he leaves for California
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Why's he coming to California? We're full up.
Check with the moose out front.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (/wm8n)
I can easily shift into "scaring people about travelling to Africa" mode
-- but not about ligers. They're almost never found in Africa --
they're "native" to places where neither lions or tigers are native that
don't fully understand the concept of "in heat".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:02 AM
LOL, it was just in my mind because Jules was watching something about how dangerous Africa was w/ predators.
I was meanwhile distracted, had to feed her as she has a bad tooth driving her nuts. Lotsa fun there.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 12:09 AM (o/90i)
Africa had parasites and predators that preyed upon hominids before the genus Homo carved off from chimpanzees. While Homo erectus (insert Beavis chuckle) had a penchant for wandering around 2M years ago -- spreading as far as Indonesia and China -- they remained scarce enough in those regions that the native wildlife were in WTF? mode.
OTOH, parasites and predators in Africa had two million years to ensure that "hominids = good eatin'" was embedded in their DNA.
[This is, perhaps, to be contrasted to Australia -- which became such a competitive inbred ecology that almost everything became lethal to anything from outside.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (IdCqF)
{"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you, and why the fuck is it taking it so long to do it?"}
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 12:21 AM (/wm8n)
I have to say...
I did amateur stage stuff for nearly three years, (bare-as-you-dare competitions), trying to keep audiences entertained and I did a decent job of it.
You, Sir are consistently the "entertainment quote" I look-forward to on each and every thread.
Not only are you the most consistent in making me laugh, you are the most substantative (SP) in on-topic humor, relative to the subject.
You pick your spots keenly and with a quality that I do not possess.
-Use your power wisely... lol.
...shit, just keep doing what you are doing!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:34 AM (6gk0M)
while you guys are talking all this hardcore classic rock, I'm listening to "Hold Me Now" by Thompson Twins.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:29 AM (q7T0y) "
I'm still perfectly fine with the Thompson Twins. Even some of their sorta deeper cuts, like "Doctor, Doctor."
Also a key part of my pub trivia nights where I list a band and you have to list how many members it had (I always give a certain year/album to avoid smartasses who will note a guy who was in the band for five minutes in their early days - and some bands legitimately do have really fluctuating personnel). The Thompson Twins were, of course, usually a trio, and they're named after the police detectives from Tintin.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:35 AM (kumBu)
-Posted by: Splunge at July 26, 2016 12:31 AM (iMxBJ)
We hosted a convention and won the NBA Championship.
...so we have that going for us.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:36 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Emmie at July 26, 2016 12:36 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: garrett
Nah, the spices are already blended in, so you just sort of crumble together and roll lightly to make the balls. The broiler makes a crunchy skin using the sausage fat.
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:37 AM (Doh4+)
I know Thompson Twins actually had as many as seven members early in their career.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:37 AM (q7T0y)
Are Heart a 70's or 80's band?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 25, 2016 11:22 PM (kumBu)
****
Their best stuff came out in the 70's
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 26, 2016 12:37 AM (18h+i)
The transition between 'Tommy' and 'Who's Next' isn't as abrupt if you listen to the singles and non-studio stuff in between, most notably 'Live at Leeds'
I really like Odds and Sods as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 12:38 AM (IqV8l)
Humans evolved with those critters, which is why Africa still has so many large mammals around. Once humans got out of Africa, the rest of the large mammals didn't know what hit them.
[This is, perhaps, to be contrasted to Australia -- which became such a competitive inbred ecology that almost everything became lethal to anything from outside.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
Ah, Australia, where every species evolved to kill every other species.
Posted by: The Evolutionary Hat at July 26, 2016 12:38 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Evolutionary Hat at July 26, 2016 12:39 AM (vBeA5)
by a little old italian lady.
gotta go with garrett.
imo, the fluffier the better.
Posted by: concrete girl at July 26, 2016 12:39 AM (jah2R)
...so we have that going for us.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:36 AM (6gk0M) "
Thankfully for Cleveland, We Built This City is actually about San Francisco. You can tell because during the spoken word interlude the DJ talks about the Golden Gate Bridge and mentions the "city by the bay."
We have a river that caught on fire, but no Golden Gate Bridge or bay to speak of.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:40 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:40 AM (Doh4+)
I'm not going to lie, I like Phil Collins, even his "hated" solo stuff. Just got done binge listening to Collins era Genesis. Trick of the Tail, Wind and Wuthering, Seconds Out (VERY good Live album), ....and Then There Were Three, Duke, ABACAB, Genesis, Invisible Touch, We Can't Dance.
I apologize for nothing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 12:41 AM (4W1ir)
https://tinyurl.com/jrtjh42
Matt that was good.
Imma bookmark that.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 12:41 AM (qUNWi)
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Oh gawd, now I have expectations to live up to.
But thanks for the recognition. I mostly toil in obscurity here. Alcohol and obscurity.
*clink*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 12:41 AM (/wm8n)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 12:41 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: broseidon king
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*thinks hard *
All we got is one crummy rabid beaver.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 12:41 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:42 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 26, 2016 12:42 AM (jah2R)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 12:41 AM (4W1ir) "
Easy Lover also allows you to enjoy the dulcet tones of Philip Bailey, which is never a bad thing.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (kumBu)
Isn't it illegal to move to California if you speak English
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:40 AM (Doh4+)
I'm worried about the "illegal to move out of California if you have two nickels to rub together." The 540NR (part-year CA income tax return) is full-on, no-lube rape -- for example, you're taxed at CA rates for everything you make everywhere, but your deductions are limited to only those directly traceable to CA.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
Other than that, we had "broken band members" like Lou Gramm, Steve Winwood, Jon Parr, Eric Carmen, Lindsey Buckingham, and Donnie Iris.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (6gk0M)
farfalle
2 lbs. cherry/grape tomatoes (mine came off the plants an hour before cooking)
6 cloves garlic
1/2 cup chopped kalamata olives
1/4 cup capers
6 oz. crumbled feta
fresh ground black pepper
couple shakes of hot red pepper flakes
olive oil
balsamic vinegar
chop tomatoes, mince garlic, toss both with oil and vinegar and pepper and pepper flakes, then roast for 45 min. @ 375
cook farfalle, put tomatoes into pasta, then feta, capers, and olives, toss over some heat for 5 min.
add toasted pine nuts on top if desired
amazing, simple ..... perfect with a rose or a dry white
Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 12:16 AM (3ZoRf)
It was nonstop collectivism out the wazoo, mostly delivered by loud, angry voices. But this quote by Moochelle stood out for me:
"This election is about who will have the POWER to shape our children for the next four or eight years."
And she really emphasized the word POWER. Scary as hell, and utterly un-American.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 12:46 AM (sdi6R)
I had to turn the TV off...I won't be lectured on economic morality by Socialists.
So..music...
I can tolerate "We Built This City" if I must.
"Sara" was the song that was playing when my the woman who'd become my wife -- then my ex -- first called me while I was on the air. I'd be very happy never hearing that song again. I'd be happier if I could erase it from existence, but you can't have it all.
Also, the video for "Sara" has to be one of the dumbest of the 80s MTV era.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:46 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:48 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:48 AM (6gk0M)
And she really emphasized the word POWER. Scary as hell, and utterly un-American.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 12:46 AM (sdi6R)
Yeah, you have to love when the masks come off. In a way.
Not duty.
Not responsibility.
Not burden.
Just Power.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 26, 2016 12:48 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (6gk0M) "
See, now Eric Carmen - there's something Cleveland can legitimately be embarrassed about/apologize for.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:49 AM (kumBu)
I missed that, but she hit everything else. "Shadows of the Night" was an awesome video!
Infiltration/Recon team taking out Hitler?!?
BONUS!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:50 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:46 AM (rJUlF) "
Also probably not a good sign when it doesn't even break the Top 5 one word girl name songs of the 80's.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:51 AM (kumBu)
-Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:49 AM (kumBu)
Don't you dare "Make Me Lose Control" --! lol.
...or else you'll eat "Humble Pie", Shirley!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:51 AM (6gk0M)
Definitionally un-American, in both principle and historical sense.
But exactly what these people who live here - your neighbors, the idiots who shape *their* mindsets in schools, at NPR, on the TV - seem to believe.
Sickening. Would be chilling - if you just woke up today after sleeping through the last 15 years - but for the sentient, just sickening.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2016 12:52 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:49 AM (kumBu)
I was still a radio newbie when Carmen made his "comeback" thanks to the song from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. Got sick of playing it every day, sometimes twice in one show.
This thread is turning into "Songs I Would Like To Completely Forget".
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:52 AM (rJUlF)
BONUS!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:50 AM (6gk0M) "
I like that video, but I still think that MTV had a big hat, and bands just drew out of it to see what theme their music video was going to have. Way too many that don't even come close to matching the content of the song lyrics.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:53 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: otho at July 26, 2016 12:31 AM (EWg9)
Always found Afferbeck Lauder to be a great way to get people to laugh, once they caught on. I was there back in 1967-69 as a kid while Dad worked setting up Cooby Creek tracking station. Went back for a couple years, later (mid 1980s).
Are you anywhere near the cane fields of Bundaberg? That coast, up through Kamakura, is/was memorable. I heard they built a road through to Cookstown. I had to drive the power line...
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 12:53 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:53 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:54 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 26, 2016 12:54 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:52 AM (rJUlF) "
Heh, where'd you DJ at Cap?
I just did two years of college radio, but I always like talking shop with guys who did the real thing.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:54 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (kumBu)
I got to see Earth Wind and Fire in concert back in 81, best concert I ever saw.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 26, 2016 12:54 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:55 AM (6gk0M)
I'm also an unashamed Phil Collins fan. I wore out my cassette copy of "Genesis" by rewinding and listening to "Mama" over and over.
The Thompson Twins looked strange, but I liked their music. New Wave was my thing back then. I still like most of it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:55 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:55 AM (q7T0y)
I was in a small town in the Texas Panhandle at the time. I've been in broadcasting for over 30 years now; mostly in Texas, but also New Mexico and now in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:56 AM (rJUlF)
Hope everyone hits tomorrow rested and braced.... you'd think the DNC couldn't be more insane than today, but I'm sure that they'll prove that it can. Early, often, repeatedly and with no limits.
Buyin' more bourbon soon as buying hours open tomorrow. Medicinal purposes, y'know.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 12:56 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 12:56 AM (4W1ir)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 12:57 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:55 AM (q7T0y)
Thanks, but it was hard growing up being a New Wave fan in the early 80s in rural Texas. It seemed the only kinds of music the local kids liked were country and heavy metal.
Meanwhile, I'm staying in my room, listening to Howard Jones on my boombox...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:58 AM (rJUlF)
election is 'about who will have the power to shape our children'
That's what I mentioned about her earlier. It really IS CREEPY.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 12:58 AM (o/90i)
Check with the moose out front.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2016 12:33 AM (/wm8n)
Grad School. Gonna spend a year buried in statistics, mathematical modeling, and programming.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 26, 2016 12:58 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Jmel at July 26, 2016 12:58 AM (h3kxd)
Oh, and a few comedy albums. I know one was Jeff Foxworthy and one was Chris Rock.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:59 AM (kumBu)
INXS had some great songs that never made the radio.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 12:53 AM (6gk0M)
I think I have all the INXS before Hutchence offed himself.....on embargoed drives. Actually moving closer to lighting things up today....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)
How about the parents Michelle? Fascist twat.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 01:00 AM (4W1ir)
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 01:00 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Jmel at July 26, 2016 12:58 AM (h3kxd)
********
NBC went out of their way to show headscarfed women on the convention floor. Don't know why, but they did
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 26, 2016 01:01 AM (zv81W)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 12:35 AM (kumBu)
Zak Starkey has been a member of The Who longer than Moon or Kenney Jones.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 26, 2016 01:01 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:56 AM (rJUlF) "
Cool. Has your station switched to completely digital, or do you actually get to cue up records occasionally?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:01 AM (kumBu)
I still listened to the radio, but my buddies made fun of me for enjoying "Dream Academy", Chris DeBurgh, Danny Wilson T'Pau, Squeeze, Men Without Hats and Prince.
My "entry drug" to metal was Def Leppard and Aerosmith.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2016 12:40 AM (Doh4+)
Yo Quero Taco Bell
Posted by: Sen. Kaine at July 26, 2016 01:01 AM (vBeA5)
701 Captain Whitebread, good taste!
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 12:55 AM (q7T0y)
Thanks, but it was hard growing up being a New Wave fan in the early
80s in rural Texas. It seemed the only kinds of music the local kids
liked were country and heavy metal.
Meanwhile, I'm staying in my room, listening to Howard Jones on my boombox...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:58 AM (rJUlF)
Did you get to see Howard Jones' early US tours -- the ones where he had a percussionist and a mime?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:03 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 01:03 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:03 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 01:00 AM
^ Bingo. A lot of people let this crap pass by. Nope, they really mean what they are saying.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 01:04 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
I moved out of California mid-year.
The tax forms were annoying.
Even after I had moved, they kept on sending me letters saying that I owed income tax even though I neither worked nor lived in CA.
Happy ending, though: I moved to a state with no personal income tax.
Posted by: The Silver State Hat at July 26, 2016 01:04 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:04 AM (q7T0y)
One of my most favorite ettes, yay! You have mail. Only you will be able to appreciate it.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:04 AM (L6lkG)
Rock on, amigo!
*fist-bump*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:04 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:01 AM (kumBu)
It's all digital. Not a turntable in sight.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 01:05 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 01:05 AM (rJUlF)
"All or Nothing at All" 1939:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7klm1GS3v8
"All or Nothing at All" 1966:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfeBAo-08c0
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 01:06 AM (sdi6R)
He was drunk and belligerent, and saw Stephen Stills and Bramlett as targets due to their positions in an older generation of performers. It became a great embarrassment to him over the years.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 01:06 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 12:56 AM (4W1ir)
I like the Green era FleetwoodMac. Aside from a song or two, not fond of Buckingham/Nicks era. So-so about the albums in between.
Green founded the band and named it after the drummer and the bassist he wanted, in order to force them into the band.
Best Fleetwood Mac song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvKaLW5bu8
Posted by: The Green Manalishi with a Two Pronged Hat at July 26, 2016 01:07 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 01:07 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:08 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: broseidon king
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Ah. I never thought about 'one word girl names' as a genre.
Now I'm trying to think of some, without looking it up. Hmm... maybe 'Rhiannon'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 01:08 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 01:05 AM (rJUlF) "
Yeah, even the college station I broadcast at has ditched their turntables since I graduated. One of my favorite parts of DJ'ing was getting the needle at just the right spot when cue'ing up a song for a seamless transition. Even back then I was using a lot of MP3's, but we had an amazing record library, and since I hosted a prog rock show, I made copious use of it.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:09 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 26, 2016 01:01 AM
Inclusiveness? Not sure how that brings in more votes w/ all ROP attacks lately.
Go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 01:09 AM (o/90i)
Howard Jones had a mime?!? I knew he was a bit touched in the head, but oh wow...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:03 AM (q7T0y)
I'll let you go find tour vids from that hot mess, but it was related to the fact that you could put together an album with just Yamaha DX7 synths and a drummer -- https://youtu.be/pLnHgKotezg?t=3m20s
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:09 AM (EzgxV)
"All or Nothing at All" 1939:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7klm1GS3v8
"All or Nothing at All" 1966:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfeBAo-08c0
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 01:06 AM (sdi6R)
It's like young Sinatra turned into old Sinatra turned into Richard Cheese...
Posted by: The Lounge Hat at July 26, 2016 01:09 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:03 AM (q7T0y)
Hazel, a West coast band from the 90's, had an interpretive dancer.
His name was Fred and he had a beard.
Posted by: kindltot at July 26, 2016 01:11 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at July 26, 2016 01:11 AM (CSa6j)
I'm worried about the "illegal to move out of California if you have
two nickels to rub together." The 540NR (part-year CA income tax return)
is full-on, no-lube rape -- for example, you're taxed at CA rates for
everything you make everywhere, but your deductions are limited to only
those directly traceable to CA.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
I moved out of California mid-year.
The tax forms were annoying.
Even after I had moved, they kept on sending me letters saying that I
owed income tax even though I neither worked nor lived in CA.
Happy ending, though: I moved to a state with no personal income tax.
Posted by: The Silver State Hat at July 26, 2016 01:04 AM (vBeA5)
It is SOP for the state to demand California-level taxes on your first year's income out-of-state, backed by the full salaried legal staff of the State Franchise Tax Board.
I can't wait for the day when I am safely away from these malignant shits.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Amanda
Emily
Madison
Alexa
Olivia
Abagail
Sarah
Allison
Gloria
Samantha
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:12 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (6IPEM)
Thanks, but it was hard growing up being a New Wave fan in the early 80s in rural Texas. It seemed the only kinds of music the local kids liked were country and heavy metal.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
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Oh - we listen to both kinds of music here...
Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (6C8Gg)
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Well, those particular muslims obviously haven't suicide bombed anyone lately.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
I can't wait for the day when I am safely away from these malignant shits.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
I got letters nearly a decade after I left California.
The Franchise Tax Board is like the IRS on Bath Salts
Posted by: The Overtaxed Hat at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (vBeA5)
when in fact it's about a woman who's delusional.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (q7T0y)
Technically, not so. He has been their touring drummer since 1996 and recorded with Daltrey and Townsend but turned down an offer to be a full time member of the band. A mere formality, one would think but he apparently wanted to be free for other stuff.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 01:08 AM (w/iDp) "
I sort-of miscounted for the 80's, since I was including a song that technically doesn't fit: Steve Perry's "Oh Sherrie." I forgot it had the "Oh" in it.
But for ones better than Sara, you still at the very least have "Amanda" by Boston, "Carrie" by Europe, and "Sussudio" by Phil Collins (hey, it ain't a real name, but it's the name of the girl in the song). And I think there are more from that decade.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:15 AM (kumBu)
The Van Morrison Gloria, OTOH, is actually just a sex-toy song.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:15 AM (q7T0y)
740
Howard Jones had a mime?!? I knew he was a bit touched in the head, but oh wow...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:03 AM (q7T0y)
Hazel, a West coast band from the 90's, had an interpretive dancer.
His name was Fred and he had a beard.
Posted by: kindltot at July 26, 2016 01:11 AM (ry34m)
Heh. Check Ozric Tentacles "Pongmasters' Ball".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Looking Glass at July 26, 2016 01:16 AM (/wm8n)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 01:16 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at July 26, 2016 01:16 AM (6C8Gg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:16 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 01:16 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (voOPb)
So it's left over from his early drafts of the song. Yeah, he kind of set himself up for questions about it forever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (q7T0y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvKaLW5bu8
Posted by: The Green Manalishi with a Two Pronged Hat at July 26, 2016 01:07 AM
Thanks for sharing that. I like early FM and would argue that choice, but thanks a million.
Have to share that w/ a couple of friends.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (o/90i)
Brandy
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (6gk0M)
I'm worried about the "illegal to move out of California if you have
two nickels to rub together." The 540NR (part-year CA income tax return)
is full-on, no-lube rape -- for example, you're taxed at CA rates for
everything you make everywhere, but your deductions are limited to only
those directly traceable to CA.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
I moved out of California mid-year.
The tax forms were annoying.
Even after I had moved, they kept on sending me letters saying that I
owed income tax even though I neither worked nor lived in CA.
Happy ending, though: I moved to a state with no personal income tax.
Posted by: The Silver State Hat at July 26, 2016 01:04 AM (vBeA5)
The more money you have, the more the salaried State Attorneys battle with your hourly personal attorneys.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Well, I did see Fleetwood Mac in the mid 90s so Peter Green was.....somewhere. Don't think he's dead yet. I saw a Youtube video of them doing Oh Well in 1969. It was a BBC performance. Amazing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (4W1ir)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Richie Valens at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (/wm8n)
I think that was a song.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:18 AM (6IPEM)
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I can't believe you left out Beth.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (6IPEM)
Best one I can think of off the top of my head?
Orion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8qrwON1-zE
I actually prefer the version without the guitars. The late and great bassist Cliff Burton knew his stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjdLMzPnN70
Bass Only:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVPCC6V3xRs
If you don't like metal, than I suggest you listen to this cover by Rodrigo y Gabriela on Spanish guitars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zq4MrctxZM
Beautiful.
Posted by: The Orion Hat at July 26, 2016 01:18 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2016 01:18 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 01:18 AM (4W1ir)
That coast, up through Kamakura, is/was memorable. I heard they built a
road through to Cookstown. I had to drive the power line...
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 12:53 AM
No, not around Bberg. Spent a lot of time further north, though. North and north west. Cooktown? Yeah there's a road there.
Posted by: otho at July 26, 2016 01:19 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 01:20 AM (6C8Gg)
-Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:09 AM (EzgxV)
Things could only get better.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (6gk0M)
Heh.
I have nightmares where I have to make a run for it, alone, broke, because I waited for the fiancee too long and we both got looted.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
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I can't believe you left out Beth.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (6IPEM)
And Domino.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2016 01:21 AM (bMG0w)
I told you I grew-up in an odd time for musical tastes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:21 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:21 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
My personal attorney (as opposed to my patent attorney) is the ethnically Chinese equivalent of AtC.
Posted by: The Lawyered-up Hat at July 26, 2016 01:21 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 01:21 AM (6C8Gg)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:22 AM (6gk0M)
So it's left over from his early drafts of the song. Yeah, he kind of set himself up for questions about it forever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (q7T0y)
Just another reason to change the channel on the balding doucheweasel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2016 01:22 AM (voOPb)
This thread is turning into "Songs I Would Like To Completely Forget".
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 26, 2016 12:52 AM (rJUlF)
Did you ever get to play Wham!, Milli Vanilli, New Kids on The Block, late Kool and the Gang, Color Me Badd, Ace of Base or Roxette? If you did, then you know what an ice pick to the ear feels like.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 26, 2016 01:23 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2016 01:23 AM (4W1ir)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:23 AM (q7T0y)
I think that was a song.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:18 AM (6IPEM) "
Wow, did I whiff on that one. Yeah, I was listing 80's one-word girl name songs and forgot the absolute biggest one, Rosanna by Toto.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:23 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 01:23 AM (6C8Gg)
I'd say stop posting old FM, but keep on. I'll find them tomorrow.
Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 01:23 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:24 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2016 01:24 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:24 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:24 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:24 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:25 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 01:25 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2016 01:25 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:25 AM (6gk0M)
Cecilia.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:24 AM (q7T0y
You're breaking my heart.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2016 01:26 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:26 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 01:27 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Chuck Berry at July 26, 2016 01:27 AM (/wm8n)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:27 AM (6gk0M)
Allman Bro's "Jessica"
Barenaked Ladies "Jane"
A Perfect Circle's "Judith"
Dolly Parton's "Jolene"
The Beatles "Julia"
It's a rich subcategory. Also a varied one - lots of gems and lots of stinkers. And amazingly they're not all love songs, since they're all girl's names. Though I'd say like 80% of them are love songs.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:28 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:28 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:29 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:29 AM (6gk0M)
Mt Ida?
Worked out of Townsville, did some geosurveys out that way. Lots of coal, which I assume got developed since. Spent a few months in Alice, before looping down and over to Perth, then up to Brooke and Darwin.
Beautiful country, man.
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 01:29 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 01:29 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:30 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:30 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2016 01:30 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:28 AM (6IPEM)
The slowed down version was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYn6_ZA_Udg
Additional heaviness could be added...
Posted by: The Heavy Hat at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (6gk0M)
Darn. I'm the youngster here, and a dead man beats me to the APC reference. Also one of those girl name songs that is *definitely* not a love song.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (bMG0w)
756
Brandy
Posted by: Looking Glass at July 26, 2016 01:16 AM (/wm8n)
One of my current projects is "Looking Glass". Dell T5500, dual Xeon 4-cores with 12G RAM to play with....DVD R/W, SSD, then 4 2T drives in RAID 5. SSD has hypervisor, dom0, swap, and cache. 2 Gigabit ethernets out; 2 Gigabit ethernets into SAN. Currently, Looking Glass II is ahead of Looking Glass I.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
if you can cook a good meal, you ain't hopeless ...
Posted by: Adriane the Marital Critic ... at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (CSa6j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Creedence Clearwater Revival at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (/wm8n)
Posted by: The Association at July 26, 2016 01:32 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:32 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (q7T0y)
Uh... I don't think that one counts.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:32 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 01:33 AM (BZey7)
Darn. I'm the youngster here, and a dead man beats me to the APC reference. Also one of those girl name songs that is *definitely* not a love song.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:31 AM (kumBu)
I was in High School/College when that came out.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2016 01:33 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Guy really tired of Lola's sh... at July 26, 2016 01:33 AM (CSa6j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:34 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Elton John at July 26, 2016 01:34 AM (/wm8n)
Technically, not so. He has been their touring drummer since 1996 and recorded with Daltrey and Townsend but turned down an offer to be a full time member of the band. A mere formality, one would think but he apparently wanted to be free for other stuff.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 01:14 AM (IdCqF)
Yeah.
The drummer position in The Who has been filled more than that position in Spinal Tap.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 26, 2016 01:34 AM (1JnAL)
Actually it is, but that isn't what Mr. Mister was singing about.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:34 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 26, 2016 01:35 AM (jah2R)
-Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 01:33 AM (BZey7)
--right?
I'm fishing the wings at this point. I've come-up with, like, thirty so I'm going to leave the rest of the nostalgia to The Horde.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:36 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 01:36 AM (Mt8T4)
-Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:34 AM (q7T0y)
I know, that's why I called myself out... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:36 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 01:36 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:37 AM (q7T0y)
The more money you have, the more the salaried State Attorneys battle with your hourly personal attorneys.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
My personal attorney (as opposed to my patent attorney) is the ethnically Chinese equivalent of AtC.
Posted by: The Lawyered-up Hat at July 26, 2016 01:21 AM (vBeA5)
If she does taxes, I may need her to successfully extract from this tar pit.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:38 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 01:27 AM (w/iDp)
The grocery store I go to has played "London Calling" by the Clash, "Rush" by Big Audio Dynamite and "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones the last few times I've been in.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 26, 2016 01:38 AM (1JnAL)
I remember wearing out that Susie Q 45. Which was much better than the 9 mm version.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 01:39 AM (BZey7)
Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 01:39 AM (6C8Gg)
just ell 'em you identify as a pennyless illegal.
Pennyless, gay, pre-op, illegal Muslim if you want to be bullet proof ...
Posted by: Adriane the Legal Critic ... at July 26, 2016 01:40 AM (CSa6j)
The more money you have, the more the salaried State Attorneys battle with your hourly personal attorneys.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Also what the ambulance chasers do.
That is the reason companies "settle out of court".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 26, 2016 01:41 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 01:41 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:41 AM (kumBu)
Posted by: Old Boy, CEBS, Toowomba QLD at July 26, 2016 01:41 AM (Mt8T4)
-Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 01:39 AM (BZey7)
Those who had the .38 were S.O.L.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:41 AM (6gk0M)
Toni Basil, 1982
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:36 AM (q7T0y)
Cover of the song "Kitty":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLDr5bdAhkc
Posted by: The Covering Hat at July 26, 2016 01:42 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 01:43 AM (IdCqF)
825
I think "Kyrie" is cheating, but I'm going to drop that right here.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
"Kýrie, eléison" means "Lord, have mercy"
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Well, you could 33 1/3, but it sounded a little draggy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 01:43 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 26, 2016 01:44 AM (IdCqF)
Hence my previous two posts regarding the subject, you silly bastard... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ISIS Committee-Chief at July 26, 2016 01:45 AM (ADkUh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:46 AM (6gk0M)
"Girls just wanna have fun":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLNwOxPsjg
Posted by: The Covering Hat at July 26, 2016 01:46 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2016 01:47 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 01:47 AM (6C8Gg)
I tried not to act like a "smart-ass", Cooth!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:46 AM (6gk0M)
You're gonna have to get a whole lot weirder than that before I stop admiring you.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
Can't believe I forgot Melissa.
Billy Jean?
Posted by: Chi's on a cracker at July 26, 2016 01:47 AM (6C8Gg)
G-L-O-R-I-A?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:49 AM (kumBu)
...I threw my medals away just for this reason!
*flies to Middle East* ...aboard a private jet.
I've brought three folk singers with me, so as to sing you way from this nightmare!
I also brought a birthday card, where we scratched-out the birthday stuff and wished you good luck.
Posted by: Jon Cary, a "Hope N' Change" Production at July 26, 2016 01:50 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:51 AM (6gk0M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKc1OCJ7iXk
Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 01:53 AM (BZey7)
It was a "spine-tingler"!
...still entertaining how many years later?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:55 AM (6gk0M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLNwOxPsjg
Posted by: The Covering Hat at July 26, 2016 01:46 AM (vBeA5) "
How about a song where the cover technically got released before the original?
"I Drove All Night" is a Roy Orbison song. But even though it was recorded in 1987, it didn't get released until 1991 (on an album released by Nintendo, of all things). Meanwhile, Cyndi Lauper charted with it in 1989.
The music video for the Roy Orbison version has a performance by peak-hotness Jennifer Connelly and also Jason Priestley.
And Celine Dion covered it as well, so it was a hit for three different artists.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 26, 2016 01:56 AM (kumBu)
-Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
That was weird, amigo. If you were in front of a hundred people, I'd tell you the same. I've done so and will continue to do so.
*shakes-off the weird*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:58 AM (6gk0M)
Anything by Roy Orbison and his collaborators is top-notch in my book.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:59 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 26, 2016 02:01 AM (hVdx9)
Now I'm listening to "Still Alive" from "Portal". Completing that game
and getting that song was one of the most satisfactory experiences for a
puzzle-solving "gamer".
It was a "spine-tingler"!
...still entertaining how many years later?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 01:55 AM (6gk0M)
*spoiler*
Portal II, Chell survives but is cast out of GlaDOS' world, which leads to the totally rockin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fVUU7Drv2I as an exit song.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:03 AM (EzgxV)
I don't know the people who lived there, or whether there were any injuries or deaths. I didn't see a thing about it on any local news websites today. I just can't imagine losing everything you own. Books, music, collections, hobbies, photo albums, all gone. Horrible.
I knew a woman once who escaped a house fire with just the clothes on her back and one. single. photo. of her son who had died at at a young age.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 02:03 AM (sdi6R)
And we're out of Beta, we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned.
-For the people who are Still Alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxTNqYAWISs
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 02:04 AM (6gk0M)
I haven't played it yet, so I've avoided those!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 02:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 02:07 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 11:09 PM (eSQgj)
I thought it had been reported that the Koch bros. had endorsed Her Thighness?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 02:08 AM (htBb9)
I'll catch you all on the rebound, as they said in the Eighties.
...maybe the Seventies.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 02:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
The Aussies should bring some of their exotic wildlife and and turn 'em loose in the Brazilian dorms. Spiders and snakes, oh my!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 02:12 AM (htBb9)
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of Beta, we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned.
-For the people who are Still Alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxTNqYAWISs
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 02:04 AM (6gk0M)
The lyric is a magnificent piece of Silicon Valley speak.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 02:15 AM (GzDYP)
"Girls just wanna have fun":
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Heh. 'Hound Dog'
That white trash boy stole my song.
Posted by: Big Mama Thornton at July 26, 2016 02:15 AM (Z58Xa)
In fact the whole video reminds me of a song from the same year as the video itself (1963): "Sugar Shack," which for some reason I have always held in high esteem as having some of the most heart-warming lyrics ever.
The extremely simple plot of the song concerns a goofy dweeb/square, whom you imagine is wearing a bow-tie and too-short pants, who goes into a funky coffee shop on the wrong side of the tracks and falls head over heels in love with the cafe's bare-footed beatnik waitress. He tries to impress her with corny pickup lines, but he's so persistent that this culturally impossible Romeo-and-Juliet couple do in fact end up together and get married. In the final scene, they return to the cafe (named, obviously, "The Sugar Shack"), presumably to buy it and continue life as the new owners.
What remains unresolved is whether she converts him to beatnikhood, or weather he convinces her to drop the hipster act and become a "normal" girl again, or whether they stay in character even after being married, him an uncool dork, her a sleek beatnik chick.
Something about the romantic blending of the two opposing cultural poles of the early '60s has always struck me as being historically important, even though the song is usually dismissed as a trivial pre-Beatles ditty of no significance whatsoever.
Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2016 02:16 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: otho at July 25, 2016 11:17 PM (EWg9n)
I thought Victoria Bitter was the beer of choice amongst Aussies of discernment.
I really must go there sometime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 02:19 AM (htBb9)
------------
'...a black leotard, and her feet are bare.'
They play it in the grocery store with regularity.
Posted by: Big Mama Thornton at July 26, 2016 02:19 AM (Z58Xa)
One of the guys in my dorm in 1980 had a girlfriend named Amy. We used to bug the shit out of them with that song every time she came over.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 26, 2016 02:24 AM (BZey7)
632 Mario Mendoza
Hey, I watched the painful construction of the Mendoza Line in real time!
All hail the Concrete Mushroom! The Griffey Homer Dome.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 26, 2016 02:26 AM (FtrY1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDIpfcibJyjQgv=ZVgXSB4_sTU
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 02:27 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 02:03 AM (sdi6R)
Nowadays, almost all of those things should have electronic copies kept of them elsewhere. And fire is another reason why holding physical gold for true emergencies beats cash. One of the more important traits of real money - indestructibility - that gold has and paper money doesn't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 02:27 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 25, 2016 11:41 PM (6gk0M)
Man, Slap, you ought to see the mushrooms growing under the hedges here at stately Peon Manor. Some of them are as big as dinner plates. Prolly carnivorous. No plant could grow so big so fast on a diet of rotting vegetation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 02:31 AM (htBb9)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 02:32 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 26, 2016 02:35 AM (PQiGu)
I don't know the people who lived there, or whether there were any
injuries or deaths. I didn't see a thing about it on any local news
websites today. I just can't imagine losing everything you own. Books,
music, collections, hobbies, photo albums, all gone. Horrible.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2016 02:03 AM (sdi6R)
Nowadays, almost all of those things should have electronic copies
kept of them elsewhere. And fire is another reason why holding physical
gold for true emergencies beats cash. One of the more important traits
of real money - indestructibility - that gold has and paper money
doesn't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 02:27 AM (zc3Db)
As "wealth" translates more-and-more into a particular stash of data, ransomware increasingly threatens annihilation of its victims. I would support physical annihilation of its servers, city-states, and internet connections in response.
And let me be very, very clear with this -- someone attempts ransomware on some random citizen, and the equivalent of the NSA should drone the malware dropper and cut the nation involved off the internet.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:43 AM (EzgxV)
*places after-hours Sell Order of Jim stock*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 12:27 AM (w/iDp)
That's only 'cause Vic wouldn't sell me any Edison cylinders.
Little known fact. Edison called them "Vic" cylinders.
Hence, the Victrola.
Thus endeth the lesson.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2016 12:30 AM (v5iqM)
Check out this auction, last weekend, in Chaplin, Saskatchewan:
http://www.globalauctionguide.com/saskatchewan- auctions/moser-antique-household-shop-and- yard-auction-s-333449.html
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 02:47 AM (htBb9)
ransomware increasingly threatens annihilation of its victims."
Hospitals are getting hit now.
Oh, your organization made the great leap forward, complying with dictates from D.C., and completely converted to electronic medical records? Great. We've just shut down your entire clinical operation, and it stays off line until you remit two million dollars of payment in Bitcoin via Krygyzstan.
The Pentagon have slowly started trying to run combat drills in an environment where digital dinguses like GPS and Blue Force Tracker are out of service. It hasn't been going too well. Imagine today's nineteen-year-old enlisted trying to cope with a magnetic compass and paper topo maps. Even some of the junior officers are baffled.
But the havoc will be equally bad in civilian occupations where the old skills to operate in an analog, offline environment have been lost. I would imagine this will be especially bad with regard to things such as nurses handling drug dosing and scheduling.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 02:50 AM (noWW6)
"As 'wealth' translates more-and-more into a particular stash of data,
ransomware increasingly threatens annihilation of its victims."
Hospitals are getting hit now.
Oh,
your organization made the great leap forward, complying with dictates
from D.C., and completely converted to electronic medical records?
Great. We've just shut down your entire clinical operation, and it stays
off line until you remit two million dollars of payment in Bitcoin via
Krygyzstan.
The Pentagon have slowly started trying to run combat
drills in an environment where digital dinguses like GPS and Blue Force
Tracker are out of service. It hasn't been going too well. Imagine
today's nineteen-year-old enlisted trying to cope with a magnetic
compass and paper topo maps. Even some of the junior officers are
baffled.
But the havoc will be equally bad in civilian
occupations where the old skills to operate in an analog, offline
environment have been lost. I would imagine this will be especially bad
with regard to things such as nurses handling drug dosing and
scheduling.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2016 02:50 AM (noWW6)
If screwing around with data can lead to deaths or complete loss of online life; then penalties for such should be proportional.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:55 AM (EzgxV)
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It saddens me to see such collections/belongings sold off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 02:56 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:57 AM (EzgxV)
http://www.globalauctionguide.com/saskatchewan- auctions/moser-antique-household-shop-and- yard-auction-s-333449.html
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It saddens me to see such collections/belongings sold off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 02:56 AM (Z58Xa)
Tomorrow, I should check to see if anything remains from an estate sale from a master machinist....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 03:00 AM (EzgxV)
901
http://www.globalauctionguide.com/saskatchewan- auctions/moser-antique-household-shop-and- yard-auction-s-333449.html
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It saddens me to see such collections/belongings sold off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2016 02:56 AM (Z58Xa)
Tomorrow, I should check to see if anything remains from an estate sale from a master machinist....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 03:00 AM (EzgxV)
I should also point out that any machinist's gear that gets picked up by an amateur machinist might actually get used....where anything unsold may end up as scrap metal.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 03:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 03:09 AM (3myMJ)
Chaplin has a salt lake, and is quite the waterfowl refuge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 03:11 AM (htBb9)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 03:09 AM (3myMJ)
I can think of 3 guys that really pull the average up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 03:12 AM (htBb9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 03:15 AM (htBb9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2016 03:19 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 03:21 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2016 03:21 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 26, 2016 03:28 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Challenged Critic ... at July 26, 2016 03:32 AM (AoK0a)
Listen, Guys and Gals...
The reason I started the whole "G'Night" --thing was to make sure that others who were just signing-in got a second shot at knowing whether someone was still here, or not.
I've seen the question, "Is XYZ still around?", more often than not, so I started wishing people "G'Night".
It was a "public service" that added a modicum of politeness to the mix.
I wish I could say that I didn't care if anyone wished me a good night, but after four years, I guess I do. This is the second time I brought it up, so I know I do at this point.
When I am away from the computer, I miss some folks signing-off and I try to scroll back and find them. Sometimes, I miss some of you. --Literally and figuratively.
Other times, I choose not to wish you a Good Night, but that is rare. I'd rather publicly apologize to someone; or call them out for their goofiness rather than hold a stupid, gut-grinding grudge.
While I am not Captain Politeness and I often disagree with people, I try to avoid being an asshole. I have been an asshole for more than half of my life and I try to end sentences of fact with periods instead of exclamation points.
I'd also rather ask questions than infer your point-of-view.
I has taken me years to get to this point, so I understand the impatience and misunderstandings of The Horde. I was there and I want to rip people to shreds at times.
The whole *types* - *deletes* --Thing is real with me.
I'd rather go "Moo-Moo" on some than open myself up for criticism with reality and fact when "So-Called" Conservatives get emotional.
He refused to be rational and he Lashed-Out at Conservatives. I try to avoid being such a dick. --It isn't easy. --for me.
I've been reading -- strike that. I'd been reading a lot of economic libertarians before I joined this site, full-throttle.
I also have the Prayer of St. Francis at my right-hand side for when my emotions boil-over.
-I am only human and I try to apologize, (in a timely manner), to those I give the "Special Slapweasel Finger" to in a manner that exposes my abhorrent behavior and worst notions of my own humanity.
I try my best to keep from demeaning others and I fail often. I need to do better. I am a flawed soul.
My small repentant act for myself, selfishly is to wish each and every member a Good Night, as they leave.
As I describe it, I am sorry that I brought it up. I made a bunch of paragraphs, hoping that someone would wish me a Good Night.
...what a selfish act after not being able to sleep for an hour-or-so. Being tired and tapping on a keyboard is no excuse for a selfish imposition.
I pray to God that I don't return to the self-important jackass from my late teens to early thirties. I would have gotten in a fistfight with that guy because he was looking for it.
I use excuses such as insomnia, deaths in the family and amongst good friends, general irascibility and late-night beer as excuses to use this website as my personal "Vindication to the Unholy", (as I see them), at times.
I am no arbiter of "The Unholy". Nor am I justified in my simple scorn for those who cross my personal lines.
I need to get back to my prayers for others and understanding that it is in giving that we receive on this website.
As I sin and drink my twelfth and final beer, I wish amongst you God's Grace. I confess my juvenile idiocy and ask for forgiveness from those who I've attempted disgrace.
Might I find myself, tomorrow, in a better place amongst all of you.
-And to Cooth: The most reverberating phrase in that song is: "We do what we must because we can."
That is the catchphrase that I take away as the most reprehensible of all. ...and humorous in its simple evil.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 03:38 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2016 02:31 AM (htBb9)
*HAH!*
Sorry... G'Night!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 03:41 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 03:42 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 03:44 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 03:48 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2016 03:50 AM (zUoxk)
"Anybody seen Slapweasel lately? I got a bet to settle up on."
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 03:42 AM (WVsWD)
*HAH!*
^This fuckin' Guy!^
I told you that I have enough beer, Good Sir! Should your 'commitment' get the best of you, please donate what it would cost for a case of beer to Ace or another worthy cause!
I am still thinking how I would write "Hi, Tim" on my roof. I thank God I don't have to and I am pleased with that outcome!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 03:51 AM (6gk0M)
I was big into IRC chat for the longest time. One day, just for poops and giggles did a count of comments for a whole week. Over 70% of them were people saying hello and good bye.
Ok now.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 03:52 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 03:53 AM (6gk0M)
Done except for one question. Good Beer or Bad beer. This is Ace we are talking about here.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 03:54 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 03:54 AM (GzDYP)
See? I'm not even as polite as I thought. As I said...
I'm just another guy with a keyboard.
...who drank a lot and didn't fall down.
...yet.
...unfortunately.
...for all of you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 03:55 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 03:56 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 03:58 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 03:59 AM (mgbwf)
There are no "decent" local Beers here. It's all crap.
I'll just send em 20 Bucks. A bet is a bet, after all.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 03:59 AM (WVsWD)
*National Anthem*
*picture of Indian Head*
*squeeeeeeeee!!!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 04:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 26, 2016 02:38 AM (EzgxV)
All of my important and personal data is backed up on optical storage. People have stopped using optical drives and that's pretty friggin silly. You speak to young people, these days, and they laugh at the very notion of using optical disks. They aren't the brightest bulbs around ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2016 04:04 AM (zc3Db)
Just saw this from Milo:
Following a security review, I will not now be leading a gay pride march through the Muslim ghetto in Sweden. Our security team has advised us that the event is too dangerous. How long until gay pride is too dangerous to attend in London? Or New York?
Mixed feelings. It would have been a powerful statement but it was too dangerous.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 04:12 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 04:16 AM (GzDYP)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 04:23 AM (bksJQ)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 04:16 AM
----
Yeah, I had mixed feelings hearing about the cancellation.
Relieved and at the same time disappointed and disheartened.
I love the guy. He is my wallpaper on my phone btw.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 04:28 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 04:32 AM (WVsWD)
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 04:32 AM (WVsWD)
^I love this guy. ^
P.S.: Nobody cares who gets the credit as long as we are doing the right thing.
-R. Reagan
Posted by: Some Guy Not Named Slapweasel, Slumped-Over at the Controls at July 26, 2016 04:37 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 04:42 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 04:43 AM (GzDYP)
Things like, I don't get the fact that guys think that Megyn Kelly is hot. Nah. That YUUGGGEEEE chin of hers is a major distraction.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 04:44 AM (WVsWD)
...zzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 04:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 04:43 AM
-----
I think he did know exactly what he was getting into. He is really the most bad-ass gay guy. Brietbart looked at it and worried that he might die no matter how much security they provided. If Brietbart were willing to go forward with the event, Sweden would have prevented Milo from entering the country and stopped the event themselves.
I wish Sweden shut it down instead of Brietbart.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 04:53 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2016 04:55 AM (bksJQ)
I love this. Switzerland denies naturalization to muslims if they do not assimilate. This means swimming lessons, shaking hands, and saying hello to people.
http://goo.gl/rGTHsA
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 04:57 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:01 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:01 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:05 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:07 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 05:07 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:07 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 26, 2016 04:43 AM (GzDYP)
*****
He's living on his feet. Good for him.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 05:08 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 26, 2016 05:08 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 26, 2016 05:08 AM
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Lol. He would have no problem correcting you and say that he's living on his knees and it would be funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 05:13 AM (6IPEM)
2 men armed with knives rushed into French church and took people hostage. They have been "neutralized." Interesting how europe is now adopting Israeli euphemisms.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:18 AM (iQIUe)
-Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:18 AM (iQIUe)
Adapting to reality would be more accurate.
Posted by: The Deep End of the Pool at July 26, 2016 05:23 AM (6gk0M)
I'm detecting a disproportional response here.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 05:34 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: fluffy at July 26, 2016 05:36 AM (eiFlk)
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 05:34 AM (WVsWD)
I think you mean "disproportionate". But I'm just a drunken jackass.
Here's a song:
Beverly Hills
Weezer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY
Posted by: The Deep End of the Pool at July 26, 2016 05:37 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Deep End of the Pool at July 26, 2016 05:41 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 05:41 AM (WVsWD)
Beverly Hills
Weezer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY
Posted by: The Deep End of the Pool
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I love that song, Deep End! Yes, I'm immature. So what? Don't judge me.
Here's a better one:
http://youtu.be/0LSGvziX_6Y
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 05:42 AM (6IPEM)
This is breaking news. Twitter foreign accounts/media is where you hear first.
LeFigaro reporting that 5 hostages were taken. 1 priest, 2 nuns, 3 people. Priest's throat was slit.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:45 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Deep End of the Pool at July 26, 2016 05:45 AM (6gk0M)
This was in Rouen and it shd be in the non French media by now.
No info on who or why they did this, cough cough.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:46 AM (iQIUe)
Switzerland appears to be moving in the right direction with assimilate or no citizenship. However, as we have seen time and time again, people who appear to have assimilated have conducted terrorist attacks. Also, 5% of the pop. in Switzerland are now muslim. It's only going to increase.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:48 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 05:49 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: The Deep End of the Pool at July 26, 2016 05:50 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 05:51 AM (6gk0M)
I need to start paying attention to the letters inside the parantheses.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 05:51 AM (6IPEM)
Until proven wrong, unknown motives are always known. They(media types) should just say "unspoken" instead.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 05:52 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 05:54 AM (WVsWD)
British Council boss attacks Prince George for 'white privilege' and living 'on public money'
==============
Sheesh! He's only 3 years old.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 05:55 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: teej at July 26, 2016 05:55 AM (hbjKv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 05:57 AM (9ym/8)
My brain won't shut down.
...and now I'm listening to L,Elle's Weezer tune and it rocks. I can't believe I'd not heard it before, as a Weezer fan.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 05:58 AM (6gk0M)
Yeah, No. Haven't slept yet.
It's okay. I'm fine. Very used to this routine.
I shouldn't have watched the Dim convention last night.
It got me upset and unable to sleep.
Hey, Butterfly, I think finally caught you here.
:-)
What a nice morning surprise for me.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 26, 2016 05:59 AM (6IPEM)
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 05:54 AM (WVsWD)
I like you. I really, really do.
-Our friendship only goes so far.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 05:59 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
Breaking:
Two attackers took hostages in a French church. CNN is reporting that the priest's throat was slit. French police have killed both hostages. Of courts no names, or description is give, and as usual the "motive is unknown". No doubt it is more muzzie terrorism.
http://tinyurl.com/hxu3x4t
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hb8pjs7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: teej at July 26, 2016 06:00 AM (hbjKv)
http://tinyurl.com/zw7h39t
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zxlvqor
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hkte3s4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hrdu55z
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zp4un96
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zcquknz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Wikileaks data dump reveals how the DNC stonewalled news organizations they perceived as "conservative" or supporting Republicans and how they were actually in bed with the MFM who are in their back pocket.
http://tinyurl.com/zap98tg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:02 AM (6gk0M)
#France: Terror attack in Seine Maritime. Two #ISIS terrorists beheaded priest. Attackers shouted "Daesh".
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"motives unknown"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:02 AM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/hepnbur
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hqfwrff
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
That's it for today folks. Not much out there other than the chaos at the DNC convention and AOS is already covering that in detail.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
That's a dead serious point. And the slippery slope implied goes way beyond Gay Pride parades. Think about it.
Trump should adopt this. I can't think of a more powerful indictment of Killery, who's funded by murderous Islamic regimes who toss gays off rooftops, then sides with radical Islamists here and abroad. Milo, you wonderful, dangerous faggot!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:03 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:04 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2016 06:04 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:05 AM (iQIUe)
...further investigation is needed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:06 AM (6gk0M)
Things like, I don't get the fact that guys think that Megyn Kelly is hot. Nah. That YUUGGGEEEE chin of hers is a major distraction
If you want to ruin your perception of any hawt babe, just concentrate on her snot channel (the grove on her upper lip that runs from her nose to her mouth).
I hate myself sometimes.
Posted by: Subterranean JT at July 26, 2016 06:06 AM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:08 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:08 AM (WVsWD)
-Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:08 AM (iQIUe)
I'll not belabor the point, but he was accidentally right. He hasn't mentioned The Constitution, nor its tenets throughout his candidacy.
I'll vote for him because Hillary.
-Finis.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:11 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:12 AM (iQIUe)
Syrian refugees settled in Scotland with free housing and benefits whining that it is filled with old people.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:14 AM (iQIUe)
One thing is for sure. The homosexual community is going to need a lot more than rainbow t-shirts saying "we shoot back".
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:15 AM (WVsWD)
I'd much rather figure out my Fantasy Baseball situation.
Rule#1: Never talk about your Fantasy Team. Nobody cares.
Rule #2: Discuss your Fantasy Team in detail, should someone want details about your political positions.
Rule #3: Wear 'em out, Slapweasel. Grind 'em down.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:16 AM (6gk0M)
And Obama is bringing them in by the truckload.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:17 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:18 AM (WVsWD)
Are they still 747-ing them in in the dead of night to Tulsa?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:19 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:19 AM (mpXpK)
Have to replace all those votes they have aborted over the years.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:20 AM (WVsWD)
And Obama is bringing them in by the truckload."
-Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:17 AM (mpXpK)
He brags about it and tells everyone with Common Sense that they don't know "Who We Are".
What I love about having a minority President is the lack of racial strife.
*cough*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:20 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:18 AM (WVsWD)
Getting Aroldis Chapman is *nails*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:22 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:19 AM (9ym/
haven't seen anything, but since you can't trust the MFM to report it who knows? If a terrorist crawls in the forest and nobody hears it did it make a jihad?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:22 AM (mpXpK)
Oh, here's a funny meme. Too soon?
#BBCExcuses Repressed homosexuals
#BBCExcuses They were disillusioned because France hadn't decorated their homes recently.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:22 AM (iQIUe)
Heard on radio that there were few American flags at the DNC. Did read that there was a Hama one.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:24 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at July 26, 2016 06:25 AM (FIrEF)
The murdered priest was 86 years old. What a threat he must have posed to the terrorists!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:25 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:25 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:26 AM (WVsWD)
No one could have known, nor shall they know what led to this attack upon a Catholic priest.
I'm sure Frankie Fabulous will be condemning the attack in the strongest terms any day now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2016 06:27 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:27 AM (iQIUe)
-Many
Israelis working in "Palestine", (as if there is such a thing)?
-Zero, because Murder.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:28 AM (6gk0M)
Lefties are really taking a beating in the UK:
Guardian/ICM poll today:
CON 43% (+4)
LAB 27% (-2)
LD 8% -1
UKIP 13% -1
GRN 4%
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:32 AM (iQIUe)
Condemning. Ignoring.
Meh.
Semantics, really.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:32 AM (9ym/8)
-Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2016 06:27 AM (X6fMO)
Cap'n Rainbow is something, isn't he? We keep getting "corrections" of his speeches and statements from the Vatican.
It seems that he never says what he says...
...over and over again.
While the Press is eager to misquote him, he is eager to prove the Press correct again and again.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:34 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2016 06:34 AM (NzwNj)
Some are claiming, and I'm not one of them, that beheading a Catholic priest, in a Catholic Church, is really going to start a back lash.
RIP, Fr. Jacques Hamel.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:35 AM (iQIUe)
I'm not paid to think though.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:37 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:38 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2016 06:39 AM (iONHu)
They are now reporting that one of the parishioners also died and a second parishioner is wounded.
Time for some serious revenge...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:39 AM (iQIUe)
He would have denounced this Pope and taken umbrage with the "corrections" from the Vatican.
God knows he put the screws to me every time I visited. I got away with nothing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:40 AM (6gk0M)
If only there was a name for such a thing?
Damn.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:41 AM (9ym/8)
BBC: Why are the Royal Family so "white", given that UK society is so ethnically-diverse these days?
No, this is not a joke. smh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 06:41 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:38 AM (9ym/
You really need to ask?
Posted by: Huma's Muslim Brotherhood Tongue at July 26, 2016 06:41 AM (tyvMV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:38 AM (9ym/
Nothing. Everything else will give you cancer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:41 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 06:45 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:47 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2016 06:47 AM (mpXpK)
Maybe some more garbage piles but not much else. When you run in a herd, which progressive societies are, you look to the top for direction.
The top has said that these terror attacks are the new normal.
Game over?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:48 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 06:48 AM (6+jI3)
Michelle Obama electrified the crowd at the Wells Fargo convention center, a speech for the ages......wow, I went to bed and missed it....damn.
She went on her usual rant of waking up every morning in a "house built by slaves."
I'd love it for Teh Donald to tweet: "nobody's forcing you to stay there, Mooch."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2016 06:50 AM (X6fMO)
Lucky bastard. You didn't miss anything.
Shallow. Full of platitudes and false memes. She had a bad dress.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:51 AM (9ym/8)
It was built by Freemasons with an oath to Satan.
...or something like that. Right?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:53 AM (6gk0M)
...or something like that. Right?
Underwear Gnomes. That's what they do with alllll their profits.
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 06:54 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 26, 2016 06:55 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:55 AM (9ym/8)
-Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 06:54 AM (8ikIW)
I call "bullshit". Step #2 has never been proven.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:56 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:57 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: AngieS at July 26, 2016 06:58 AM (Qmnxa)
BBC: Why are the Royal Family so "white", given that UK society is so ethnically-diverse these days?
No, this is not a joke. smh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Great question, BBC. Let's compare the staying power and civilizational advances of monarchies that aren't white, starting with the dark continent, then the Asian. Same forces in play historically in play now. It's no secret.
Posted by: An American Commoner at July 26, 2016 06:58 AM (pxwEr)
I certainly hope this is true. Our phony union is in need of dissolution.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 26, 2016 06:58 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 06:56 AM (6gk0M)
Exactly. The White House is an example of "step 4" which is, and cannot, ever be mentioned as it will illuminate what "step 2" is.
Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2016 06:59 AM (8ikIW)
Dude.
We're. All. Over. It. Like a boss.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 06:59 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 07:01 AM (9ym/8)
Wildcard line You're on the air!
Posted by: Tim "Bell" in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:02 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:02 AM (iQIUe)
Wish I had gone with my idea of photoshopping L'il Debbie's face onto that Dukakis pic with the caption In The Tank and selling t-shirts. I could've taken all of the BernieBros parents money.
Posted by: jsg at July 26, 2016 07:04 AM (fKZ7g)
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 06:57 AM (WVsWD)
We are versed in both White Houses. Which one would you like to discuss?
The first one was build upon God and Country by Underwear Gnomes.
-It was burned by the Amish in 1957.
The second was built upon the backs of slaves and their ancestors' bones.
It stands to this day as Slave Architecture, built by the Governor of Minnesota.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:04 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 07:04 AM (6+jI3)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim at July 26, 2016 07:05 AM (WVsWD)
Papers have become ridiculous wastes of time. Local "big" paper is now about the size of a National Enquirer. A few stories on the front page by local writers but after that it's syndication all the way down.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 07:08 AM (9ym/8)
G'morning, horde.
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:08 AM (pFp74)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:10 AM (WVsWD)
Woke up, got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head. Stumbled down stairs and had a cup.
That's when I realized just how truly forked we are.
Yes, yes, I know people have been saying it for a year at least. I've been saying it since January 2008.
But this morning is when it finally hit me.
I tried listening to the democrats last night, and they triggered a long supressed memory; multi-level marketing. Remember those scams?
See, the problem is, Reagan is dead. He was the last real anti-communist. They are all dead, or dying.
Obama and the red diaper babies have the political power now, and there isn't anyone standing up to them.
Trump? He is a get rich quick real estate speculator. Like the cocaine fueled real estate booms and busts in Miami.
Trump isn't an ideologue; isn't political. He's like Putin in some ways; defend the country, make money, big money deals with cronies, deal with trouble makers the old fashion way.
We (conservatives, capitalists, anti-communists) lost. Obama won. The country will be a hundred years, two hundred years, a thousand years living the nightmare of the new progressives, because conservativism is dead.
It's a Brave New World out there, and we're all rubes to be scammed.
Posted by: Dan Brightly at July 26, 2016 07:11 AM (CmHKH)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:12 AM (WVsWD)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 07:08 AM (9ym/
The local "Cleveland Plain Dealer" has actual reporters, sometimes.
They research one side of an issue and call it a day.
It is actually "true" that if an (R) gets in trouble that the (R) is prominent throughout the story. There is no such thing as a (D) in their typeset, I suppose.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:14 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:15 AM (pFp74)
You're just making things up, East of the Rockies.
Sincerely,
-Mel's Hole
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:15 AM (6gk0M)
If ever. Civilizations may actually only get one chance.
G'mornin' Horde.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 26, 2016 07:16 AM (gUoN4)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:16 AM (pFp74)
Speaking of Art Bell, I have an unpublished short story about an old gear jammer who had a close encounter of the Art Bell kind late one night out in the desert.
Looking for a publisher.
Speaking of writing, for only a slight subscription fee you too can join our 'how to be a writer' seminar coming soon to a city near you. Inquiries to the email address. Don't delay. You could be the next world class author.
Posted by: Dan Brightly at July 26, 2016 07:18 AM (CmHKH)
Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 07:18 AM (1BQGO)
"big" paper is now about the size of a National Enquirer. A few
stories on the front page by local writers but after that it's
syndication all the way down.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 26, 2016 07:08 AM (9ym/
Take out the local car dealer ads, and the local paper would be leaflet size.
Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2016 07:19 AM (6+jI3)
"According to the radio interviews with "Waters", the hole has infinite
depth and the ability to restore dead animals to life. Waters claimed to
have measured the hole's depth to be more than 15 miles (24 kilometers)
by using fishing line and a weight. The exact location of the hole was
unspecified, yet several people have claimed to have found the hole.[1"
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:20 AM (pFp74)
-Posted by: Dan Brightly at July 26, 2016 07:11 AM (CmHKH)
Listen, Mr. Beck, I'm going to be straight with you...
I've been in sales for a loooong time and I own some quality weaponry.
I have a cast-iron skillet and deer love my cucumbers. I don't know why. It is "a thing".
I'ma be okay. Good lookin' out, though!
P.S.: Yeah, I have some gold.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:20 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2016 07:22 AM (x9c8r)
-Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:16 AM (pFp74)
Yeah. I'm going with God. Otherwise, I'm still a Weisenheimer. I'm more "silly" now that the Primaries have been concluded.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:23 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 07:23 AM (0basP)
You never listened to Art Bell back in his hay day? I'll have to remote view that just to make sure.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:25 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:25 AM (pFp74)
Breaking:
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=285896
And...g'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 07:26 AM (ptqRm)
Thehellwithit. You do the math.
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:28 AM (pFp74)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:28 AM (pFp74)
Breaking:
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=285896
And...g'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2016 07:26 AM (ptqRm)
Well yu know Trump's fault....Morning all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 07:28 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 07:29 AM (zp+j1)
East of the Rockies, back too you!
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:23 AM (WVsWD)
I didn't think that Mel's Hole was a hoax. I thought that the guy who flew his Cessna into Area 51 was staged, but I may be wrong.
Richard Hoagland and his "Remote Viewing" was bullshit.
The guy who flew on his lawn chair over LAX with weather balloons was real.
Send me a link to the Siberian Hole, if you would.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:29 AM (6gk0M)
Oh, and good morning all.
Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 07:29 AM (KTFfX)
Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2016 07:30 AM (1BQGO)
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Posted by: Dan Brightly at July 26, 2016 07:31 AM (CmHKH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2016 07:32 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 07:29 AM (KTFfX)
Yup welcome to A new Brave World
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 07:32 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:32 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 07:32 AM (0basP)
Posted by: IC at July 26, 2016 07:32 AM (KTFfX)
Joan Jett said she's been closing her set with this song throughout this tour, but made no other comment and ended with Sly & the Family Stone's "Everyday People" and I liked that..."We've got to live together..."
The demographics of this concert fascinated me... mostly older white people, of course, but more young guys (Cheap Trick?) than you would think, more hispanics than you would think (we were sitting behind a Mexican couple and their adorable eight-year-old daughter) and a smattering of African-Americans.
It was a beautiful night and Northly Island is a nice mid-sized concert venue. I was almost shocked at how competent, efficient and pleasant all the staff was.
This has taken me so long to type that I'm sure I've been willowed, but what the hey.
Posted by: Gem at July 26, 2016 07:32 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: debbie wasserman Scheisse at July 26, 2016 07:33 AM (vRNwc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:34 AM (iQIUe)
-Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 07:32 AM (0basP)
Shemp Smith was sold on that and reported it like it was Dire Straits for the kid.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:34 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:34 AM (pFp74)
Here ya go Slap. Wiki says a hoax but it's Wiki ya know.
Never heard of Art Bell Creeper? Oh my. We have some catching up to do.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:35 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:29 AM (6gk0M)
Not enough beer in the world for me to try something like that.
Posted by: BignJames at July 26, 2016 07:35 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Ed gibbon at July 26, 2016 07:35 AM (vRNwc)
And in the Calais Jungle an Ethiopian was hacked to death by Afghans.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:36 AM (iQIUe)
-Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:34 AM (iQIUe)
Anyone who can fog-up a mirror should be arrested for trying to get into Syria.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:36 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 07:36 AM (0basP)
God bless and receive that priest into his glory.
I just wish we knew what the motive of those two knife-wielding youths was.
(do I need a sarc tag?)
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2016 07:36 AM (ezHMO)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 07:37 AM (0basP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 26, 2016 07:38 AM (6gk0M)
(do I need a sarc tag?)
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2016 07:36 AM (ezHMO)
No, we're not democrats after all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 07:38 AM (zp+j1)
In my opinion, anyone who wants to go to Syria should be given a plane ticket, free, one way, no return, don't come back.
Posted by: Dan Brightly at July 26, 2016 07:38 AM (CmHKH)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:38 AM (WVsWD)
What is this "or" you speak of?
Posted by: Shake yo haid at July 26, 2016 07:39 AM (r/WuD)
In Mohadishu, Al-Shabab kill 15+ in suicide bombing at a hotel.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:40 AM (WVsWD)
We do, indeed. All those years I was a deluded Dem have left a serious hole in my education.
Oh, cool. Wiki says Bell was a paranormal guy. Must've been a blast on the radio.
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:40 AM (pFp74)
LMAO
I am guessing it cost a few pennies more that Ivanka's $138 dress ha? But remember The Mooch is all for the little people right
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 07:41 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 26, 2016 07:42 AM (gUoN4)
Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2016 07:42 AM (0basP)
Wait a minute! There's a hotel in that shithole, Mogadishu?
W. T. F?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 26, 2016 07:43 AM (xP7rZ)
No, we're not democrats after all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2016 07:38 AM (zp+j1)
I know. But sure enough, if I posted that without qualifiers, someone would jump on me for being obtuse. Not you, NGU. But someone.
Blessings to all of you-I'm off to VBS and to embrace the joy of kids playing and singing. It is a lovely change from the awful, awful news. Any prayers would be very welcome!
Posted by: Moki at July 26, 2016 07:43 AM (ezHMO)
Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2016 07:40 AM (pFp74)
He was and it looks like he is doing a once a week show by himself again.
Pahhhruummppp!
Actually drove by his spread once when I was driving OTR. Made a point of going through there.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 26, 2016 07:44 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2016 07:46 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2016 07:47 AM (X6fMO)
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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)