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BernieBoos: Now Sanders Booed When He Tells His Supporters to Vote for the Haggard Queen
The crowd reacts to @BernieSanders saying: "We have got to elect Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine" pic.twitter.com/7v3puhTdLM
— POLITICO (@politico) July 25, 2016
Bernie protesters chanting "fuck you Debbie" as they make their way to the #DNCinPHL pic.twitter.com/Yj1HYxdqxB
— Jim Dalrymple II (@JimDalrympleII) July 25, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2016 03:11 PM (LERwz)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:12 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2016 03:12 PM (LERwz)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:12 PM (bksJQ)
Bernie "Trotsky" Saunders, or for short "Trots"!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:12 PM (iQIUe)
They are Democrats. It's what they do. Grovel.
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman's Schlong at July 25, 2016 03:13 PM (KdXXc)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:13 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: WARPIG at July 25, 2016 03:14 PM (KL5Ns)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:14 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 03:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 25, 2016 03:15 PM (k2Hcx)
Notice how leftys NEVER chant USA.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:12 PM (bksJQ)
You're welcome Skip.
What'd I do?
Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2016 03:15 PM (LERwz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 03:15 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman's Schlong at July 25, 2016 03:13 PM (KdXXc)
That would be an improvement from what's really hiding there.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:15 PM (7HtZB)
*scampering of LIVs to pull levers marked "D" for food pellets*
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (RD7QR)
Even the leftards still expect something from their leaders.
Posted by: Lady Hillaine Scarechildren at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (vM7T2)
I think it's a sign. Like a secret handshake.
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman's Schlong at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (KdXXc)
"Can we get a little muscle over here?"
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Furious George at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (hqZPQ)
Woman driven out of convention by threat that loud candidate's ill-tempered male fans would cause a disturbance.
Pleeeeze tell me they yanked her arm dragging her off the podium....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Furious George at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (57K5j)
Yes, she likes to take pictures before the exsanguinations.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
I don't understand this. No other great leader in history loses control of his mob. Doesn't he have enforcers? Can't he employ his great leadership skills and move his followers in the right direction?
Posted by: Stanislawski at July 25, 2016 03:17 PM (bDO9N)
Posted by: Shepard Smith at July 25, 2016 03:17 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:18 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 03:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Well, this week certainly promises not to disappoint. May this erection last for more than 3 months.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:18 PM (27m1/)
Or it will only be here at AOSHQ?
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 03:18 PM (tewYv)
I don't understand this. No other great leader in history loses control of his mob. Doesn't he have enforcers? Can't he employ his great leadership skills and move his followers in the right direction?
Posted by: Stanislawski at July 25, 2016 03:17 PM (bDO9N)
Thugs are on strike for a $15 minimum wage and the robo-thugs are still in beta.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
So.... Bernie.
Hows that "free shit for you!...and free shit for YOU.... and free shit for you over there!!..... working out about now.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:19 PM (8XRCm)
*sniff* The horror! THE HORROR!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 25, 2016 03:19 PM (8TdcF)
I don't understand this. No other great leader in history loses control of his mob. Doesn't he have enforcers? Can't he employ his great leadership skills and move his followers in the right direction?
Posted by: Stanislawski at July 25, 2016 03:17 PM (bDO9N)
Hitler, Stalin and Mao all had their goons and enforcers. Bernie and his ilk learned their agitation at sit-ins and be-ins where no one was allowed to be in charge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:19 PM (27m1/)
>>They slimed her.
Funny you mention that. I was thinking earlier that there is a parallel between the Ghostbusters all wymen reboot and the all wymen DNC fiascos.
It's creepy how packed full of SJW women the DNC has become.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at July 25, 2016 03:19 PM (/tuJf)
>> loses control of his mob.
Oh, really?
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at July 25, 2016 03:19 PM (o+SC1)
No, what are you doing! You serve me! Gahhh!!!
-Transcript obtained from security footage of DNC Evil Lair/convention hall
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 03:20 PM (+Xox3)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 03:20 PM (KdXXc)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 03:20 PM (0mRoj)
Will the press go full press on all the terrible events of this convention?
Posted by: blaster
FWIW - the top two headlines at Politico:
Bedlam erupts as Wasserman Schultz speaks to Florida delegates
Day One: Mayhem breaks out at Democratic convention
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 03:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:18 PM (/m8T6)
Can you imagine if even a fraction suddenly became enlightened a la Davids Horowitz and Mamet?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:20 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (F1ndw)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (+Xox3)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (tewYv)
Our tax dollars at work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Prediction:
The heckling will cause SCOAMF to stutter and stammer like an Edsel engine on a winter morning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (9krrF)
TOTES!
I just CHOOSE to slavishly hew to the Democrat party line.
That's a real george word with you young hipster types, 'totes', am I right?
Posted by: Bernie "Cash-and-Carry Commie" Sanders at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (XdbLA)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM
Blink twice if Hillary! has your signed copy of the Communist Manifesto.
Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (LERwz)
At least they haven't gotten to the poo flying yet.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (qCMvj)
Just wait until those Black Bloc guys show up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (0mRoj)
She can't even match the appropriate tone with the words she's reading.
Worst candidate ever.
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (hdpay)
That seems to be a theme all around these days...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (+Xox3)
So you've seen "Fear The Walking Dead."
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (KdXXc)
Lots of disaffected Democrats in the streets.
Attention Whore Protest Leaders
Cops not particularly thrilled with the DNC speakers.
Yeah.
This is going to end well.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (GajfA)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (iIzG7)
BernieBoos: Now Sanders Booed When He Tells His Supporters to Vote for the Haggard Queen
This is what happens when you replace politics with religion. Two cults clashing.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (tPMGd)
Still waiting for my instructions from the DNC
Posted by: Chuck Todd at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (OD2ni)
=======================
Almost there. I'd add "A powerful, accomplished ..."
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (JBggj)
I realize you're being sarcastic, but the dude has been in Congress and has only managed to get three bills passed (two of which were gimmie "no one else gives a shit" bills relating to the naming of post offices in Vermont).
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM (+Xox3)
So you've seen "Fear The Walking Dead."
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
Honestly, that is pretty much every zombie movie ever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (3ZoRf)
Another funny thing is,
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: the Beatles, man at July 25, 2016 03:24 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 03:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: brak at July 25, 2016 03:24 PM (MJuTN)
Recall pop out and Bernie supporters would still vote for her.
Maybe, maybe not. This a.m. Ed Rendell said that only 78% of them said they would vote for Hillary --- and this poll was before the DNC email leak.
Unless she and her team come up with some sort of effective "Trump is Satan" messaging a lot of them may just stay home, vote Jill Stein, or even vote Trump. Jill Stein is actively leading protests outside the DNC this week, she will be working hard for their votes now that Bernie has shown himself to be bought.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 03:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (KdXXc)
I want to see at least one standing suplex.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 03:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Robespierre at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (F1ndw)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (3myMJ)
Woman driven out of convention by threat
War. On. Women!!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (4Hf9E)
Well, it's true; the reason was, I never had anything worth buying.
Until now.
KA-CHING! CLINTON CASH MUVVAFUGGAS!!
All I got from the USSR Central Committee was a 'Berlin Tour 1945' T-shirt and a bar of very questionable-smelling soap.
Gotta hold out for the best offer! That's all I know about capitalism!
Posted by: Bernie "Cash-and-Carry Commie" Sanders at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (XdbLA)
It's hotter than hell here.
Lots of disaffected Democrats in the streets.
Attention Whore Protest Leaders
Cops not particularly thrilled with the DNC speakers.
Didn't the mayor of Philly firebomb a few city blocks back in the 80s? They may have to destroy it in order to save it.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (+Xox3)
Posted by: DWS at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (1BdMd)
Posted by: Turdulon at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (Y8OTr)
*wants*
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (gyKtp)
That seems to be a theme all around these days...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 03:22 PM (9krrF)
An observation:
After 8 years of getting everything they wanted and 8 years of everything going into the shitter, they can't blame Bush (they can try) and evil capitalism - especially since their standard-bearer has been shown to have made millions off of Wall Street cronyism and their so-called "savior" is imploring the angry masses to support her. And looking like a total sell-out.
Will we ever reach peak socialism? Doubtful. It's always easy to listen to someone telling you you're a victim of "the system" or "greed."
But, we might have a respite. Meh, let's enjoy the party.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (qCMvj)
I just read some of the DNC emails. That's essentially what some state.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (KdXXc)
Cant vote for establishment candidate after dedicating so much to fighting against the establishment.
How can I vote for someone who conspired with the establishment against my candidate.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (W9BSD)
around him agreed they would choke the bastard who invited Clinton to
speak.
.
.
.I am not sure what happened with the VFW but the National Commander in 2000 shut down anything political happening at any VFW Post or meeting because of Blumenthal pulling his "I was a Marine in Nam" $hit at the VFW when he was running for Senate in CT.
All political stuff was supposed to cease and desist anywhere within the VFW and no politicians were supposed to be invited to any meeting or Post. Something has changed.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (iONHu)
This was your moment, Bernie, to take command and be a badass in the eyes of the voters. The opportunity that was missed here truly shows the man to be a weakling of the worst order.
But he proved that in Seattle when BLM took over his microphone, and he dwindled into the background.
He's the kind of guy who operates the camera while his wife has sex with a real man.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (sGdoo)
Just wondering if anyone has alerted the NRA that they early-endorsed a progressive totalitarian.
Kinda surprised an outfit with that much Beltway time and savvy would do that, but some folks here figured it out, and the NRA really should know so they can reconsider.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (QDnY+)
Lots of disaffected Democrats in the streets.
Attention Whore Protest Leaders
Cops not particularly thrilled with the DNC speakers.
Yeah.
This is going to end well.
If only you had some real M-80's
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:25 PM (4Hf9E)
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Hell. You had people making shit up about Heidi Cruz getting escorted out.
DWS was treated 50 times worse than Heidi ever was.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (27m1/)
... speaking of Sanders being booed, someone left a pile of dogshit on one of R.T. Ryback's Facebook postings; LOCK HER UP[.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (FlRtG)
Stephanie C. Rawlings-Blake will gavel in the Democratic National
Convention here on Monday -- taking over for the Democratic Party
chairwoman who relinquished the role amid a scandal over internal party
emails. Rawlings-Blake has served as the secretary of the national
Democratic..
I'm sure the Philly police are thrilled.....
Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (6+jI3)
In: Russian Conspiracy!
What MORE will the MOST QUALIFIED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN HISTORY have to SUFFER THROUGH in order to SAVE THE WORLD???!!!???
Posted by: CORRUPT MEDIA at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (Jh20h)
Like Robespierre on 9 Thermidor, Year II.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (wvPvB)
And they don't have great creases like our wonderful President Obama.
Posted by: David Brooks at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Elizabeth, NJ at July 25, 2016 03:27 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 03:28 PM (WYh6/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:20 PM (27m1/)
============================
From your mouth to...
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:28 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 25, 2016 03:28 PM (FlRtG)
Unless one was there or in her shoes, no one can make a claim as to how bad it was or wasn't.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:28 PM (27m1/)
In: Russian Conspiracy!
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Those damned Russkies! Why are they out to get Hillary?
Did she not give them enough uranium?
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:28 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (xVgrA)
Our tax dollars at work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 03:21 PM
~~~~~
Probably a good idea---it will help to calm them all down.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (Lsu4e)
CNN: 'Democracy Spring' plans mass sit-in, arrests at DNC
Organizers now estimate a couple of hundred people could be arrested during the planned "direct action" sit-in outside Marconi Plaza, where convention traffic can exit I-76 for South Broad Street on its way to the Wells Fargo Center and the DNC's opening day festivities.
Remember kids, when the tank starts to run you over, try to roll into the fall.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (kdS6q)
I haven't had this much fun since the nuclear freeze days.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (4AVeu)
And they don't have great creases like our wonderful President Obama.
Posted by: David Brooks
But what is their dialect like??
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (sGdoo)
Isn't that what a GoPro is for?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (qN4Yb)
In: Russian Conspiracy!
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Those damned Russkies! Why are they out to get Hillary?
Did she not give them enough uranium?
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:28 PM (sGdoo)
As long as it's uranium and not myranium.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (+Xox3)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (XMROa)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (iONHu)
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I've got to beware
What a field day for the heat
Thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say hurray for our side
(the more things change...)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (ISxUB)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!!
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No, let's hope they write-in!
The only thing better than Hillary losing to Trump would be Hillary losing to Trump and a write-in Bernie!
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (B48dK)
The point is that once they got it, they don't need Hillary any more. She's expendable.
Russians, dump, plan. Some assembly... aw, you know the drill.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Hyperspace at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (Jh20h)
_______________________________
Your vagina can't save you today, DWS.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 03:30 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
Governor Jerry Brownnote.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:31 PM (27m1/)
Do they really believe that kind of nuttiness will appeal to voters?
Good grief.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 03:31 PM (KdXXc)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 03:31 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 03:31 PM (JBggj)
this is hilarious
Here's Your Official DNC Drinking Game
pjmedia
http://bit.ly/2apvE93
make sure you scroll to page 2 to see the list
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 03:31 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (S5bPD)
The delegates shouting "Crooked Hillary!"
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 03:31 PM (JBggj)
"IN-DICT!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (27m1/)
The point is that once they got it, they don't need Hillary any more. She's expendable.
Russians, dump, plan. Some assembly... aw, you know the drill.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT
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Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? Didn't Hillary's mother ever teach her this life-lesson?
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (sGdoo)
"How about some more of them beans, Mr. Taggart?"
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 25, 2016 03:32 PM (tIja6)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
Given their average age, my money's on the Hillbots.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (qN4Yb)
The parties have been screwing their base for a long time. And the only reason Jedi Jed the RINO or Rubio Rat Shit did not get the nod for the Republicans is that the Republican process relies more on the scheduling of the primaries with a few super delegates. The fed up Republican voters rejected both of them. The Democrat Party controls who gets the nod in their party. The primaries are a farce for them.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (mpXpK)
The delegates shouting "Crooked Hillary!"
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 03:31 PM (JBggj)
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BERNIE GOT SCHLONGED!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
Really? He sounds like a typical, angry commie to me. The guy has produced nothing in his life and has never held a job outside government yet he rails against those in the private sector who actually contribute.
I'm happy he is harming Hillary but he sounds like an ignorant asshole to me.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: English at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I've got to beware
What a field day for the heat
Thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say hurray for our side
(the more things change...)
Posted by: Meremortal
Spooling up some Buffalo Springfield.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens
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Unless it's a celebrity. Springsteen, Beyonce... Democrats worship celebrities.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (VdICR)
I don't think so. Just an embarrassing situation and they're looking , grasping for something.....anything......to deflect.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (c6/9Q)
Better hope that job with Hillary works out, Dummy.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Bernie at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (Mt8T4)
And a "who gets the nod" pool?
Hillary's VP pick was very important to the VP hopeful's. If she got elected, the VP's chance of becoming President fairly quickly would be quite high between the scandals, crimes and her health issues.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
Forget about flatulence. All the vomiting will really stink up the place.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (0mRoj)
I'll bet somebody's already said this upthread, but Hillary! got more boos than Teh Donald!
Optics, people!
Posted by: m at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (/7Lfc)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Spock's Beard. That THAT is an awesome band!
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: ISIS is on Line 1, BLM at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (Jh20h)
Guy got kicked out of / off a Commune!
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (CH3GY)
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It is a strange election. I suspect we may have a few more strange ones to come. There appears to be a big party realignment going on which has probably been occurring for the past few elections.
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Zampolit Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (rznWS)
Thanks for putting that image in my head, after a late lunch.
Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (ISxUB)
If that doesn't get booed, nothing will.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (9ym/
Activate the cloaking device!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: !!Hillary!! at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
Farting and vomiting generally leads to accidents.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (qN4Yb)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
How'zat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (NuElX)
in the next several days, they are really pushing the story HARD;
probably really freaked out about what got released and what will be
released
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.I think they are more worried about what hasn't been released yet myself. I seriously think the Russians have the entire contents of hillary's home brew server and the Democrats have finally realized it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (iONHu)
Definitely the guy that's pop his girlfriend in the eye over that lying asshole Johnson.
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (S5bPD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (27m1/)
So these guys go to the convention--spending their time and money--a convention they know will nominate Hillary, and they boo the thought of electing Hillary?
That wasn't no isolated boos either.
That was the full Philly sports fans know and love.
I think Michael Vick got less boos.
PS: Really liked the "brothers and sisters" he threw out to try and regain the crowd. So much wrong there. What about the other genders? Was his original thought of "comrades" not good enough?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (77emZ)
Posted by: Jack at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (YX9fV)
Have you missed the amusing displays here by "person"? He/she/xer/xit/xbdkowpa has connected the dots to reveal Trump as a stooge of Vlad. You'd think a progressive totalitarian would obviously be suspect in that regard, but too many mindless cultists voting in the GOP primary, as it was explained here.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (QDnY+)
Lena Dunham will be doing a striptease to distract everyone.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
My eyes, my eyes!
Give me the bleach
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (F1iXz)
______________________________
John Conyers. He'll bend over to tie his Velcro sneakers and accidentally deliver the deuce.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (4AVeu)
Do you, Mrs Clinton
They're always fighting the great issues of 1907. Piss off a liberal? Easy.Tell them it's Old and Tired. They're so unhip they think Lenin is still where it's at. Terminally unhip.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (tIja6)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (/m8T6)
you haven't heard all of the tear-jerking stories yet
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (qCMvj)
The DCCC has just yanked funding for Dummy Waterhead-Slutz's primary campaign.
Better hope that job with Hillary works out, Dummy.
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Wow. That's probably the fastest un-personing in American political history.
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (JBggj)
Or a rousing sing-a-long of "The Internationale"
Posted by: Zampolit Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (VlLSC)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (NuElX)
"You must be this coherent to type on the keyboard."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Hank at July 25, 2016 03:37 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: JR at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (MJuTN)
Just South of the Wells Fargo Center was the old Philadelphia Navy Yard.
Lots of engineers I used to work with when I got out of college used to work there.
The best story I ever got was the story about the integration of the
British invented steam powered catapult for aircraft carrier use.
Apparently, the first time they tried it out, they had no idea just
how powerful it was ... so they got this heavy metal cart and filled it
with chunks of scrap metal to make it even heavier. They shot it off
the catapult and it went through a chain-link fence into a parking lot,
throwing debris into the air every time it hit something.
Posted by: Neo at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (e8kgV)
He says "we must elect Hillary and Tim Kaine..." Why?
I ask you, Bernie, why would you tell your supporters to vote for the very individual who twisted the knife into your back while smiling? What does that say about your integrity, sir?
All of that being said, I don't think we could have ordered this kind of theater coming form the DNC convention.
What a perfect shit storm that couldn't have happened to a more horrible group of people.
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (QjAQd)
Posted by: Timoteo el Kaine at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:33 PM (7HtZB)
Woot!
Posted by: Male Manatees Everywhere at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: CANKLESAFE at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 25, 2016 03:35 PM (NpXoL)
Don't say "Russian!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (27m1/)
It's Monday night
time to see what's going down.
Here comes the pantsuit, baby, clawing greedily for the crown.
It's only 8 o'clock, and we're stating to get bored
We want a Dem freak show
there's got to be more.
She'd better find a way out,
hey kick down the door.
It's a rat trap, baby -- and she's been caught.
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (jBuUi)
Bro 2: You know it, James Boochanan.
Bro 1: They need a sweet chant like "Tippecanoe... and Hillary, boo!"
Bro 2: That is pretty sweet, Martin van Booren.
Bro 1: Thanks, Herbert Boover. Wanna get some grub. I got the munchies something fierce.
Bro 2: Right behind you, Calvin Boolidge.
Posted by: two Bernie Bros at a gym weed dispensary at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (H9MG5)
Trying to eat lunch here, yo.
The thought of Hillary's 44 Longs isn't helpful.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (Mt8T4)
She can explode in a racist tirade, or rip a staffer in half... and then walk onto the stage a nanosecond later with a big grin.
Wouldn't you love to see her behind the scenes today?
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 03:36 PM (NuElX)
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Boos Mary. Boos.
Not Booze.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: CANKLESAFE at July 25, 2016 03:38 PM (Jh20h)
To quote Woody Allen from "Annie Hall":
"What we have here is a dead shark."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (/m8T6)
>> loses control of his mob.
Oh, really?
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at July 25, 2016 03:19 PM (o+SC1)"
Seconded.
Posted by: Joe Colombo at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: The Schlong at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (4AVeu)
But I have it on good authority that she goes down a lot.
Posted by: Huma Me at July 25, 2016 03:40 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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And I STILL need to know that frequency, Kenneth!
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:40 PM (sGdoo)
It must be Lock-Mart. It's been doing a series of turns.....some long and some short. Some hauling ass, some slow.
Software test?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:40 PM (9ym/8)
Coincidentally, very much like her Depends with a full load. She may actually turn out to be the first to shit on the convention floor.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:40 PM (iIzG7)
How I imagine the inner workings of some #Nevertrump minds.
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 03:40 PM (1H9ox)
The only way Hilary can salvage the convention is to start blaming Israel and the Mossad for sabotaging her.
Sadly, I'm only being slightly sarcastic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:40 PM (27m1/)
Maybe Romney should have said they were the Democrats greatest geopolitical enemy.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 03:40 PM (/tuJf)
Or, more appropriately, the K-141 Kursk.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
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Seriously JJ?
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (/m8T6)
Over at Weasel Zippers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (yGCp9)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: the garbone at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (uOVkR)
Posted by: The Schlong at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (4AVeu)
Oh thank God.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (0mRoj)
*dejected sigh*
- - Elizabeth and Bob Dole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:41 PM (27m1/)
ONE TIME AT CONVENTION CAMP I WAS OFFERED $500 TO CHANGE MY VOTE FROM BERN TO HILDOG.
I TOOK THE MONEY AND FULLY INTENDED TO DO SO BUT IDI 'ACCIDENTALLY' HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A LARGE BAG OF WATERMELON RINDS AND RIB BONES LEAVING ME DAZED AND CONFUSED.
I WROTE IN A VOTE FOR JOSEF MENGELE.
INTERESTINGLY, HE GOT 327 OTHER VOTES...
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE DEMOCRATIC DELEGATE at July 25, 2016 03:42 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 03:42 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 03:42 PM (LUG6K)
Then emails come out proving everything he claimed was true.
And then, a mere 24 hours later, what does Bernie say? "You MUST vote for Hillary!"
If I was a Bernista, I'd be screaming bloody murder too.
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (P/kVC)
On a serious note, Sanders invited the leader of a Spanish leftist party that is virulently anti-semitic and anti-Israel.
He complained that the DNC did not condemn Israel in its platform
We are approaching 1930s levels of Joo-hate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 03:42 PM (LUG6K)
LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (yGCp9)
Might I inquire.
Is it to early ask if this is the way the Clintons run a convention.... of like minded individuals.... how in the hell are they going to run the country???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (a0IVu)
Pfft. North Philly itself is a bathroom-free zone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at July 25, 2016 03:19 PM (o+SC1)"
Seconded.
Posted by: Joe Colombo at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM (rznWS)
Is that a fact?
Posted by: Nick Ceausescu at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (SRKgf)
Trumperoo could be sitting up 10 points at this time next week. Which would be a hell of a hill to climb for someone with bad ankles that so many people despise starting in August.
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (1H9ox)
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Seriously JJ?
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM
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Yep. I heard it earlier today, and one of the FOX reporters on the ground mentioned it as well.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (P/kVC)<<<
That's ok. We have plenty of batteries saved up from football season. Sadly the chunks of ice won't last long because of all the global warmening.
Posted by: Filthadelphia Eagles fans at the DNC at July 25, 2016 03:45 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (Enq6K)
Will she give them space to destroy? Then again, Obama had a lot of space to destroy. 57 states over 8 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:45 PM (27m1/)
Watching that. No naps for Don. Grannie needs her afternoon "lemonade" and a snooze.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:45 PM (9ym/8)
_________
They should have had Jerry Springer gavel the convention to (what passes for) order.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 03:45 PM (SRKgf)
Yeah, it will always remain one murder away from Utopia.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 25, 2016 03:45 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 03:46 PM (C9pBZ)
George Stephonopolos: Day 1 of the Democrat National Convention - What you need to know.
Seriously, a Clinton Crime family cappo is going to tell us the important things to know about her coronation.
WTF!!
Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2016 03:46 PM (XsWD4)
How I imagine the inner workings of some #Nevertrump minds.
They aren't afraid he'll lose. They're afraid he'll win.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:46 PM (3myMJ)
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..... and Im predicting another three or four after Hilary's convention.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ajmojo
She'll get a convention bump alright -- but no one ever said it had to be an upward bump!
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 03:46 PM (jBuUi)
INTERESTINGLY, HE GOT 327 OTHER VOTES...
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE DEMOCRATIC DELEGATE at July 25, 2016 03:42 PM (qul7b)
From Kermit Gosnell and Cecile Richards, no doubt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:46 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:46 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Two-Thirds of the Democrat Delegates at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (yGCp9)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:43 PM (a0IVu)
The morning talk show host I listen to says that they stuck him right next to one of the gender-free bathrooms. The DNC put all the radio & bloggers in a far corner of the thing, while TV & print get the good locations. And they don't even get a coffee maker.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 03:44 PM (Enq6K)<<<
I'm gonna give the delegates plenty of space to destroy.
Posted by: Stephanie Rawlings-Blake at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (H9MG5)
Of a fatass they call Hill'ry Clinton
Her talks, it is said, made her plenty of bread
But conventions became her undoin'
Protestors took shits on Debbie Whatsername-Schlitz
As the gavel came down for to open
And Bernie watched on, trying to get the nom,
'Cause he couldn't surrender the hopin'!
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (iIzG7)
My brisket? The cocktail weenies?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: the garbone at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (uOVkR)
It would be interesting to see how Trump handles the next 4 days.
Part of me thinks he should follow Napoleon's advice by not interrupting when one's enemy is making a mistake.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (27m1/)
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Seriously JJ?
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 03:39 PM
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Yep. I heard it earlier today, and one of the FOX reporters on the ground mentioned it as well.
Posted by: IrishEi
They are pissed. They just realized Bern won it fair and square.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:48 PM (4Hf9E)
No enemies on the Left, comrade.
Posted by: Zampolit Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 03:48 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 03:48 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:48 PM (iQIUe)
Dude, you need to make a sampler out of that one!
Brilliant!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:48 PM (27m1/)
"Abortions for some, small American flags for others."
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 03:48 PM (tvyXw)
Will the press go full press on all the terrible events of this convention?
Or it will only be here at AOSHQ?
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 03:18 PM (tewYv)
You NEVER go full press.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (27m1/)
I'm torn, JJ...maybe just a few snarky tweets? How can anyone resist the urge to make fun of these loonies?
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (hLRSq)
BernieBoos is a good nick name for Bernie supporters. LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
One good schlonging, comin' up!
Apologies for the visual.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (SRKgf)
Hopefully, the Clintons hold on the DNC is sufficiently strong so that's not an option. Obviously, election laws can be overridden.
Posted by: Baltar at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (n6tqt)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (Lsu4e)
I can see Rush grinning over the radio.
It's nice to feel good on the good days. Lord knows there haven't been many these past 8 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (27m1/)
The Bern Ward is where his supporters are at.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
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Yeah. I can judge.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (O2RFr)
Since there won't be a garden thread till next weekend I took care of some of my pests in my garden. Was out weeding and we have a brass sun dial that was overtaken by the oregino. So was weeding around it and found a wax been there, I picked up the dial and a nest of little black rodent babys. Sent them all swimming.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (bksJQ)
Of a fatass they call Hill'ry Clinton
Her talks, it is said, made her plenty of bread
But conventions became her undoin'
Protestors took shits on Debbie Whatsername-Schlitz
As the gavel came down for to open
And Bernie watched on, trying to get the nom,
'Cause he couldn't surrender the hopin'!
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM
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Awesome! Don't stop now!
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (Lsu4e)
Well, yea. That's why they aren't voting for him.
Truth be told, I'm a little apprehensive myself but Hillary keeps me focused.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 03:51 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:51 PM (9ym/8)
And, yes, I am fully aware that DT is not RR.
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 03:51 PM (PFoqq)
It would be interesting to see how Trump handles the next 4 days.
I think his plan was to do a lot to steal the news cycle from the Dems, but if it keeps going like this, he shouldn't bother. This kind of bad publicity is too good to pass up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 03:51 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:51 PM (bksJQ)
Yeah, it will always remain one murder away from Utopia.
Posted by: FaCubeItches
We reached Peak Socialism in 1900 with the Fabian Society and all the British intellectuals writing popular screeds about how socialism was the only future for mankind. For one brief moment in 1900, people really thought it was true.
Then 1917 happened and Lenin blew that notion right out of the water, especially during 1920-1 when the Bolsheviks proved themselves to be as vicious, repressive, violent and power-mad as the czar they were replacing.
Ever since 1921, socialism has been fundamentally discredited, and it's only gotten exponentially worse with every passing year since then.
Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 03:51 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (3myMJ)
Yep.
Point has been made here that in her prior two contests, Hillary lost ground as time went on.
The general realization that Hillary can (and will) lose is taking hold. Let the preference cascade begin.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (r1fLd)
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I really hope this is true. It shows a complete misunderstanding/refusal to face reality of the modern age of media. TV and print may still have enough juice to get that old hag over the finish line, but not by much if so. Especially if she is truly trying to reach anyone under 40. I'm over that mark and most people I know in that target, much less the vaunted Millenieals, haven't read a newspaper (nor their online counterpart) or watched MSNBCNNLGBT in ages.
Everyone has their own targeted news sources they scour on their phones while taking a dump.
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (ISxUB)
I'm hoping the new body cameras will give us some up close and personal shots of old hippies having their heads cracked open with night sticks.
God, it's good to have conventions.
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (Zs4uk)
..........Winning
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (AC18V)
Meanwhile over at Red State, #NeverTrumper central, their top headline on this most wonderful of days is about -- Gary Johnson's new ad.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (C9pBZ)
Over on WZ there's video of protesters chanting "Fuck You, Debbie!"
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM~~~~That's the clip Ace has up top ^^^
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (Lsu4e)
267 258, Part of me thinks he should follow Napoleon's advice by not interrupting when one's enemy is making a mistake.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:47 PM (27m1/)
I'm torn, JJ...maybe just a few snarky tweets? How can anyone resist the urge to make fun of these loonies?
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (a0IVu)
Reince should really be twatting that he's "in Philadelphia if you need another chair to help keep your convention in order"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (Ahy/3)
We need J.J. or NGU in here, stat!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (9ym/8)
Meanwhile over at Red State, #NeverTrumper central, their top headline on this most wonderful of days is about -- Gary Johnson's new ad.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 03:52 PM (kdS6q)
Top. Gun. Actor.
Posted by: Spottswoode at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (+Xox3)
You may know that Petropavlovsk was a "closed" city in Soviet times (closed to furriners). Big sub base (and shipyard).
Heck, most of the region was off-limits.
Only made it out there once, but it was fun (aside from the extraterrestrial flu I picked up in Moscow and the ensuing 101+ fevers in Vladivostok). One small logistics glitch in our program (NGO wanted to use former Min. of Defense storage facility) was smoothed over when the manager and I hit it off and talked Soviet hockey (first NHL defector was from the far east originally, local hero).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (QDnY+)
I bet long ago that there'd only be one; the first one will probably be enough of a food fight that Her Thighness won't come out of her corner for the second round.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 03:49 PM (a0IVu)
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Not from Trump, but this is primo Chris Christie territory.
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (JBggj)
Hopefully, the Clintons hold on the DNC is sufficiently strong so that's not an option. Obviously, election laws can be overridden.
Posted by: Baltar at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM (n6tqt)
Remember '72 with McGovern Shriver, then McGovern Eagleton and back to McGovern Shriver?
Good times.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (27m1/)
The trajectory of the DNC is very similar to a defunct Chinese satellite, burning up on re-entry.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (iIzG7)
I think his plan was to do a lot to steal the news cycle from the Dems, but if it keeps going like this, he shouldn't bother. This kind of bad publicity is too good to pass up.
Even a billionaire can't afford to buy that kind of bad press.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:54 PM (4Hf9E)
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That.Would.Be.AWESOME
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:54 PM (9ym/8)
Today though......I still think it's unlikely but in my head I've definitely updated the odds.
Posted by: A McNease at July 25, 2016 03:54 PM (r1UpC)
The trajectory in this cycle is very similar to 1980. All Trump has to
do at the debates is not sound crazy and the election is over. He
should insist that they only do one.
And, yes, I am fully aware that DT is not RR.
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I'm hoping that Trump- who has television experience- will channel Reagan- an actor- and play it cool.
At this point, I feel that Trump wants this; we'll see if he's smart enough to keep his ego in check to get it. Sometimes I think he can't... however, he's made a lot of deals in the past, so I like to think he knows how to play a game or two.
As for Queen Hitlery... in a ego restraint contest, I think DT would win.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 03:54 PM (tvyXw)
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Worth the reminder that outside of Obama and his wins, the Democrats as a party has not failed all that well in the past 6 years. Their most damage was done while they held Congress. Granted Obama has been able to do a lot of damage on his own, but they are a minority party without a lot of leaders in the wings.
I may not like the direction the GOP is heading, but the party as a whole is on much firmer ground than the Dems.
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (bksJQ)
Oh, wait, they've lined up more Trump impersonators.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:50 PM
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Absolutely. We really needed this.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (Lsu4e)
Bernie's judaism is only a footnote.
He's International Communist through and through.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (Mt8T4)
outside government yet he rails against those in the private sector who
actually contribute."
Yes, but those kulak wreckers do not contribute to me directly, so...well, the woods outside Katyn are lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Zampolit Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (rznWS)
What was interesting to me was the DNC talked about schlonging Bernie for being Jewish ... just like the chairman of the DNC. Go figure THAT one out.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (SRKgf)
We need J.J. or NGU in here, stat!
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (9ym/
What do you want to know? Bernie is anti-Jewish as was Karl Marx. Jews, or those born Jewish are often the worst anti-semites by far, because they have to prove their radical bona fides.
In fact, I mentioned earlier Sanders invited the head of a Spanish leftist party to the convention, and they are rabid Joo- and Israel-haters. They guy was pissed that the DNC did not adopt a condemnation of Israel in the party platform.
It's at PJ Media under Radosh's byline.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:56 PM (27m1/)
She has so much dirt, if they try, she guts the party.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:56 PM (4Hf9E)
Yes, flight to anchorage is Sunday. Right about Petro, I heard that almost no one did the trip when you had to fly from Moscow, too much time spent traveling.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM (3myMJ)
DWS fell on her sword for Hillary. The Berniebots are misdirecting their anger.
I wish we could clip that one scene from The Omen - I did it for you, Damien, I did it for you!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM
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Good point. As an example, they had absolutely no bench from which to pull candidates this year.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM (Lsu4e)
"Imagine a country where the greatest, most powerful newsroom in the free world was viewed not as a voice that speaks to all but as one that has taken sides.
Or has that already happened?"
Ouch!
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 03:48 PM (LYCUN)
Looking like it is. CENTCOM just issued a statement saying all aircraft were accounted for.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM (uiwCw)
Given that I'm a serious chubby-chaser, I'mma tap dat ass right on stage.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM (rznWS)
Barring an actual landslide (not impossible, given the circumstances and characters), it still will most likely come down to the usual "swing" states I listed earlier, and which everyone knows.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM (QDnY+)
She has so much dirt, if they try, she guts the party.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 03:56 PM (4Hf9E)
They have to figure, she might be gutting the party right now by staying in.
"A Time For Choosing" indeed, my pedigree leftist chums!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 03:58 PM (27m1/)
That or an ampersand...
Fwiw, one truck had a Cruz sticker on one side of the back window and a Trump on the other...
Almost wanted to ask about that, but bluebell was melting.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 03:58 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 03:58 PM (HgMAr)
The trajectory of the DNC is very similar to a defunct Chinese satellite, burning up on re-entry.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 03:53 PM (iIzG7)
The Democrats should've held their convention in Lakehurst, NJ.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 03:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: nckate at July 25, 2016 03:58 PM (9Pufo)
Bernie's judaism is only a footnote.
He's International Communist through and through.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (Mt8T4)
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When I was a Jew, I talked like a Jew, I thought like a Jew, I reasoned like a Jew. When I became a Communist, I gave up my Jewish ways.
1st Corinthians
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 03:58 PM (8XRCm)
Our side boos when a Republican refuses to endorse the nominee, while the democrats boo when they do endorse the nominee?
Have I got it?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 25, 2016 03:59 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 03:59 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 25, 2016 03:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2016 03:59 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:59 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (gmeXX)
The GOP nationally has been pretty lackluster; it is at the state level that it has been really good.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 03:59 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM
Unfortunately, Trump or no Trump, the convention cemented control for the Establishment with that sham vote on day one. Rancid Pubis, McCocksickle and Ryan will be with us for a long time.
Oh well, we'll talk about that later. For now, popcorn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:00 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: John *hic* Boehner at July 25, 2016 04:00 PM (rznWS)
I wish we could clip that one scene from The Omen - I did it for you, Damien, I did it for you!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM
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http://preview.tinyurl.com/kpsnr2t
Posted by: Genie in a Bottle at July 25, 2016 04:00 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:59 PM (3myMJ)
Dammit Gary! This isn't about sex, it's about trust!
Posted by: Spottswoode at July 25, 2016 04:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 04:00 PM (NuElX)
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That's perfectly understandable.
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 04:00 PM (JBggj)
not because of anything else.
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (AC18V)
But is anybody's irony meter still working here?
"Imagine" a world in which the organs of information are fully partisan filters and distortion/concealment operations not just for political figures but entire mindsets?
Um, how about ....... going on 15 years or so, and much longer, when selected issues are considered.
Have always wondered how Burns and Filkins and a few other actual journalists (and smart folks) reconciled themselves to the overall lack of integrity of their organization (their stuff rarely got touched, that might be part of the answer).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (O2RFr)
I've always thought the probability of Bernie supporters not voting for Hillary to be close to nil. My reasoning is that the Dems apparently only have one true Enemy: the GOP. Ultimately Bernie supporters would come around due to the view that the GOP is an existential threat to America and its founding principles of social justice, diversity and free health care.
Today though......I still think it's unlikely but in my head I've definitely updated the odds.
Posted by: A McNease at July 25, 2016 03:54 PM (r1UpC)
I really don't believe that Donks will cross over to GOP, no matter who the GOP nom is, or how badly Frau Gruppencankles and the DNC fucked over Bernie.
But there's a very real possibility that the Bernie-bots will either throw away their vote on Jill Stein (Hi there, Ms Paglia!) or just stay home smoking weed and binging on Cheetos.
Either way means Hello President Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (Ahy/3)
I knew some here would understand.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Mike
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It's interesting to me that Bernie, who's humanoid, is anti-human.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (sGdoo)
A handful of leaks, finishing with the "smoking gun" that Hillary was effectively a foreign agent, and then Lynch has this press conference that, geez, if we'd known this before...and then they press charges and go for the indictment.
And Biden parachutes in.
And Obama's people clean house at the DNC, finishing Team Clinton off once and for all.
Just a little daydream, on a slow day in July.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (27m1/)
Yeah, probably. Trump has very wisely ignored Johnson. It is definitely in his interest (and the GOP congress) for him to do ok. Let him in the debate too. Trumps floor is now 42ish. Clintons is much lower. Landslide.
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (PFoqq)
.............
At least she didn't try to deliver them in the original Klingon.
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (HgMAr)
Yeah, but unlike the Thresher, she never *wink wink* went down.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 25, 2016 04:02 PM (rznWS)
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To the extent they have a bench at all it is old. Even if some of the GOP bench isn't very good (say Rubio), there are others that may learn to shift to new trends.
A deep bench allows for many failures while still having some successes.
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 04:02 PM (gmeXX)
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Yeah just look at CharlieBrownsDildo! That filthy Jewish antisemite.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 25, 2016 04:02 PM (z/Ubi)
The Rosenbergs and their sleazy attys were all jewish and tried to milk that fact even tho they were also all atheists. The complained that the execution was set after sundown on a Friday. So, the judge, moved it from 8 pm to 6 pm. Oh, were they mad!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 04:02 PM (iQIUe)
"Our side boos when a Republican refuses to endorse the nominee, while the democrats boo when they do endorse the nominee?"
That does raise a question. Would Cruz have been booed if he had endorsed?
I'm guessing it would have been minimal and drowned out by cheers.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:02 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: brak at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (MJuTN)
I wish we could clip that one scene from The Omen - I did it for you, Damien, I did it for you!
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Whenever I see the image of DWS at the podium with arms outstretched, I hear her saying "Look at me Hillary; it's all for you."
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (tvyXw)
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Ultimately, this is where I think the conservative counter revolution has to come from. So I'm happy with this trend.
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Hypatia Lee at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (O2RFr)
That's what they do. Apparently that's all they do.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (3myMJ)
Copy agent six?? Agent Six... this is Mobile Security Agent In Charge.
Update that "Bromstick One is enroute".... repeat.... "Broomstick One is en route to the hotel."
Secure all lamps and ashtrays. Repeat. Secure ALL LAMPS and ASHTRAYS. Confirm when secured. Over.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 04:04 PM (+Xox3)
HOLLY FUCK
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:05 PM (zp+j1)
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Over at Zero Hedge there's a story about Snowdon who says that the NSA can easily find out who is behind the hack/leak.
They just choose not to share that info.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:05 PM (tvyXw)
"Imagine a country where the greatest, most powerful newsroom in the free world was viewed not as a voice that speaks to all but as one that has taken sides.
Or has that already happened?"
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Has the Public Editor not been reading the paper for these last six decades?
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:05 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (O2RFr)
That's what they do. Apparently that's all they do.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:03 PM (3myMJ)
And assure us that without having conducted any investigation whatsoever that events have nothing to do with terrorism.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 04:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 04:05 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Ace's popcorn machine at July 25, 2016 04:05 PM (wcSGs)
Posted by: Huma Abedin's muff at July 25, 2016 04:05 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 04:04 PM (+Xox3)
they were here..at least one of them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (zp+j1)
As a non-Jewish person I see being Jewish more as an ethnicity identity than religious identity. You can be Jewish and atheist which is an oxymoron to me. Once you abandon Judaism , you can feel free to be anti Jewish.
I may be totally off base but that's how I see it.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (W9BSD)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (XMROa)
Yours maybe. Mine seems hell-bent on an epic faceplant.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (9krrF)
As they switched off from Deb to Brazile
But Brazile couldn't last, faded into the past
When her emails revealed she was sleazy
When Clinton picked Kaine, they all called her insane
'Cause Hispanics, they wanted a Castro
And Vilsack was passed, as was Warren at last
So the guy named Kaine then drew the short straw
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (oiNtH)
Even that horse-face old fcuk Kerry was the clear preference of the youth vote.
So the media, pop culture, and the Clintons themselves have had decades to close the deal for Hellary.
And they haven't done it yet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (kKHcp)
What was interesting to me was the DNC talked about schlonging Bernie for being Jewish ... just like the chairman of the DNC. Go figure THAT one out.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 03:55 PM (SRKgf)
What's interesting to me is that the average Jewish voter is a staunch Democrat who can never be dismayed by even the filthiest Dim tricks against the Jewish people.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (kXoT0)
More than ever, it's a turnout game. There are a lot of Ds who would never pull the lever for an R who will stay home. It's in effect, a half a vote for Trump.
Agreed that it's ten or fewer states that will decide this. But it can also have effect on down ticket races.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (r1fLd)
SELL OUT!
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Never pay retail!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (XMROa)
Ah HA! You ARE Jewish after all!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Huma at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Durrill - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (itqk8)
Cassandra Fairbanks*
I miss the RNC. This is absurd. We have to walk so fncking far in blistering heat. $4.50 for water at DNC. free outside RNC.
*credentialed sputniknews.com reporter at the DNC
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (6IPEM)
Scissor me!
Posted by: Huma at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (9ym/
I'll pass.
Posted by: Xerxes at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (0mRoj)
Rioters!
On your mark. Get set!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: Chazz at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (oR+v1)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (O2RFr)
There will be screams for Michele of the bell curve body to put herself in the running.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (3myMJ)
I wish we could clip that one scene from The Omen - I did it for you, Damien, I did it for you!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 03:57 PM
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http://preview.tinyurl.com/kpsnr2t
Posted by: Genie in a Bottle at July 25, 2016 04:00 PM (Lsu4e)
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That's the one!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (XMROa)
Ah HA! You ARE Jewish after all!"
Did I just figure out I'm Jewish too?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: The Jackhole at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (M+Lyo)
And given the degradation of the country, that strategy is risky but hardly reckless.
It's a pattern and understandable that Hillary is less liked the more she is seen and heard. Likewise, when he's "on" and not diverting to bizarre side issues, Teh Donald generally *gains* when he is exposed to people.
The parallel to 1980 that may end up being the best here is that the "debates" only have much impact when one candidate has been demonized and distorted by the media, as was Reagan. He didn't have to annihilate Carter - as Romney did to Obama in their first meeting - he simply had to not be dumb, or scary. Mission accomplished.
Still a weak parallel, cuz Trump is very well known, and many of his negatives are a result of exposure, and reality, not media distortion. But - in his own way, he can enjoy a boost, a deflation of anxiety over his candidacy, through a "debate".
Hillary has almost no theoretical upside in a face-to-face meeting.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: donna
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Hmmm... the term we used way back in the '70s was "taco bender."
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (sGdoo)
Eh, I don't care if it's wrong. I'm enjoying the heck out of this.
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2016 04:09 PM (805dc)
The Bern Ward is where his supporters are at."
His LGBTQWERTY supporters are the Bern Outs
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 25, 2016 04:09 PM (rznWS)
And they haven't done it yet.
That's the thing--it took too long. The Clintons were, like, their parents' thing, y'know? But Bernie, he speaks to us...
Hillary's window was 2008, it seems.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 04:09 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (O2RFr)
In fairness, I believe hacking is in itself illegal. Note the StL Cardinals scout who just got four years in the Federal jug for hacking into the Astros' database.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 25, 2016 04:09 PM (qUNWi)
Copy agent six?? Agent Six... this is Mobile Security Agent In Charge.
Update that "Bromstick One is enroute".... repeat.... "Broomstick One is en route to the hotel."
Secure all lamps and ashtrays. Repeat. Secure ALL LAMPS and ASHTRAYS. Confirm when secured. Over.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 25, 2016 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
Bets on Frau Gruppencankles' Secret Service name if she's elected?
I'm going with Elphaba.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (itqk8)
I miss the RNC. This is absurd. We have to walk so fncking far in blistering heat. $4.50 for water at DNC. free outside RNC.
*credentialed sputniknews.com reporter at the DNC
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM
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Bwawawa!!! Just think of it as a tax, dumbass Cassandra
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (6IPEM)
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I'm still clinging to my belief that it will be like two boxers conjuring up reasons not to box one another.
Clinton won't debate until Trump releases tax records.
Trump won't release until Clinton releases speeches.
Both sides will try to blame it on the other side.
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (XMROa)
Ah HA! You ARE Jewish after all!"
Did I just figure out I'm Jewish too?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (9ym/
Or part Scot.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
i waited for the "where did the h.c. picture go?"
...and i smiled everyday that it never came.
i stuffed that thing so far back behind the files i hope
they never find it.
Posted by: concrete girl at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (jah2R)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (/CIN4)
No, not the one he wants to build at the border.
The one protecting the Democrats from the BernieBros.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 04:11 PM (EZebt)
Trump wins unless he self-destructs, which unfortunately is hardly outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Baltar at July 25, 2016 04:11 PM (n6tqt)
Posted by: donna
The taco bowl at Trump Tower is the best bargain in the city.
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 25, 2016 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2016 04:11 PM (805dc)
I gotta say, this guy Obama, has really united his party around the scientific principles of National Socialism.
I've never seen the democrat party so unified.
Posted by: BillyBobov at July 25, 2016 04:11 PM (VSLwN)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 04:12 PM (CH3GY)
Even that horse-face old fcuk Kerry was the clear preference of the youth vote.
So the media, pop culture, and the Clintons themselves have had decades to close the deal for Hellary.
And they haven't done it yet.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (kKHcp)
May the Dear Lord continue to spare us from that. If Trump beats her, just think, she will have been beaten by two of the weirdest candidates to ever run for POTUS. I hope she loses so badly to Trump, that the Dims tell her, "That's it, you are DONE. Thanks for the memories."
Then I like to think of her melting like the witch in OZ.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 25, 2016 04:12 PM (kXoT0)
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Okay, there are some sacrifices I will not make.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:12 PM (9mTYi)
Bernie is Jewish like I am a ballerina.
Posted by: navybrat at July 25, 2016 04:12 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: shillelagh at July 25, 2016 04:12 PM (L3vVL)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (LYCUN)
Now they are in a panic because the Democrat convention isn't that.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (CH3GY)
the time by the managers of the goverment skimming off cash, and what's
left can't cover the population."
That's why we're so good at reducing the population.....
Posted by: Zampolit Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood Spokesperson at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (W9BSD)
Looks like all the One Name Posters are busy doing damage control
elsewhere. Haven't seen any trolls today talking talking about how
concerned they are about Trump being the Republican Nominee.
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They were here earlier. Some BS about his totalitarian ways or something.
And the usual dose of "he's not really a conservative; he could be as bad as Hillary" weak tea.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (77emZ)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Dave R at July 25, 2016 04:13 PM (X7AkF)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 04:06 PM (XMROa)
Ah HA! You ARE Jewish after all!"
Did I just figure out I'm Jewish too?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Never pay retail. Snipped. Still NOT part of the tribe. FML.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Fox News
@realDonaldTrump on @HillaryClinton: "She's low energy...She'll go home, she'll take a nap...no naps for Trump."
That's it. Keep her moving at let the clots do their work....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (kdS6q)
I must say, the Democrats have a really slick stage setup for their convention. They always seem to beat the RNC badly in this area.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: navybrat at July 25, 2016 04:12 PM (w7KSn)
Or like the Medical Corps Marches in formation!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (LYCUN)
If Hillary does her blackface minstrel show act, then we'll know for sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (7HtZB)
Dang! Heat and discomfort mean more anger. Then again, they have no place to go except . . . inside the hall!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)
NO National Anthem?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:08 PM (QDnY+)
My family and I talked about that at dinner last night. How does Hillary get out of debating? How about this: at a campaign rally shortly before a scheduled debate Bill collapses, she rushes from the podium to his side, takes him in her arms (sorry for the visual) and later accompanies him while the paramedics take him away. Then she postpones the debate, having to stay by Bill's bedside for a while, and just never quite gets around to rescheduling it.
Plausible, yes? The scene at the rally would give an enormous boost with the distaff side, to boot.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (SRKgf)
Russia intervening in our national politics to have Trump elected
Russia letting granny get elected and blackmailing her secretly to get what they want
I'm going two on this one. So screw you Erick Erickson.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Meremortal
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Maybe this time when she has a coughing fit, fire and salamanders will come pouring out.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM
Toss the protesters some soap and an instruction leaflet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (zp+j1)
I must say, the Democrats have a really slick stage setup for their convention. They always seem to beat the RNC badly in this area.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (Uy6ri)
Well they have all of Hollywood.... Every lib star and singer is gonna be there.... We weren't even allowed to use songs paid for without complaints from the "artists"
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (O2RFr)
Kinda eclispes old Kaine's fluent speaking of da Spanish, don't it?
All of you on Twitter, TWEET that to everyone you know. Oh, I hope Iowahawk knows about it!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: dissent555 at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:01 PM (O2RFr)
In fairness, I believe hacking is in itself illegal. Note the StL Cardinals scout who just got four years in the Federal jug for hacking into the Astros' database.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:09 PM (SRKgf)
You could probably argue that it is a form of breaking and entering or theft.
Of course the pathetic part is that they'll throw the book at whoever did hack it while Hillary skates free violating National Security Laws.
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (1H9ox)
25 minutes, give or take 3 minutes.
Why? Because she has the voice of a banshee, and everyone around her knows it. The longer Americans, especially men, hear her the worse the lasting impression will be.
She has no warmth.
She has no charisma.
She has no bladder or bowel control.
It will be mercifully short.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Those can be the same thing if you're praying to the "right" deity!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (+Xox3)
Cassandra Fairbanks*
I miss the RNC. This is absurd. We have to walk so fncking far in blistering heat. $4.50 for water at DNC. free outside RNC.
*credentialed sputniknews.com reporter at the DNC
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (kdS6q)
Capitalism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (sGdoo)
Roger Stone actually did that, or at least tried to. he put out an ad for someone to screw his wife while he watched.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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It's 'offensive' to some. Could trigger anxiety attacks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Monty James at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (XlPB0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (1ZOkK)
They'll have an opening chant.
Use your imagination, the possibilities are many.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (3myMJ)
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You know what the spin on that is?
"Oh, that was just some low-level staffer who should be fired."
Oh, really?
And all the upper-level staffers, management and heads who saw that and didn't object in any way, shape or form should . . . what?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (77emZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Going to have a Pander Bare as the mascot.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (27m1/)
Nope. No one's allowed in without credentials upon credentials. They just have to suck it up. Their tent cities are blowing away now, I'm sure.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 03:26 PM (sGdoo)
Roger Stone actually did that, or at least tried to. he put out an ad for someone to screw his wife while he watched.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:17 PM (ozZau)
Bleargh. No. Just no.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (O2RFr)
And Congressman Guam turning over called Israelis Termites
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (/m8T6)
She'll be giving Hillary lip service every night.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)
NO National Anthem?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (zp+j1)
They knew if they played it, the reaction - even today - would not look good to regular Americans.
They have sown the wind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I'm going with the baby.
Recall that they booed God at the 2012 Convention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT
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Damn. That's pretty unforgivable. I am definitely keeping that in mind if I ever bother to listen to him again.
He's always made sure to add "and I have no problem with that" every time he talks about someone's perversion. Now I know why.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (sGdoo)
*credentialed sputniknews.com reporter at the DNC
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM
Those little 6/8 oz water bottles shaped like baseballs are pretty cool for the little kids... and you can chuck them like baseballs too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (/m8T6)
Funny, it never worked for Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM
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Unbelievable.
Posted by: Genie in a Bottle at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:19 PM (9mTYi)
Yep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: steevy
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I can see them doing that as "inclusivity" and "progress."
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (rznWS)
Exposure doesn't hurt Trump. Usually the opposite. If he wins, he'll do so easily, without those of delicate disposition who can't vote for him. Only a major gaffe would change that calculation.
Totally different interests and risks to be weighed by the two candidates. I don't expect Trump to avoid any encounter, I do think it conceivable (40/60) Hillary will duck the events, citing the same kinds of boorish but essentially irrelevant crap that has so many unable to vote for Trump. Trump has been more available and less programmed than any candidate in my lifetime (younger than Vic, older than many of these kids around here).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (SRKgf)
She could say that Trump is so outrageous that she won't give a national platform to his hateful rhetoric & will refuse to debate him. She could also remind Trump that he refused a debate in the primaries, so turnabout & all that.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (7HtZB)
Lulz she forgot use the gavel.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (LYCUN)
Gavelin' is haaaaard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Then I like to think of her melting like the witch in OZ.
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She might angle for the elder statesman thing. Like an idiotic Kissinger.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (XMROa)
We weren't even allowed to use songs paid for without complaints from the "artists"
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (O2RFr)
Then again, I loved Trump's way of handling it: ignore the cocksuckers and keep using their songs whether they liked it or not, consistent with the live performance licensing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM
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What's up with that?
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: steevy
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Old Nick is probably a little pissed with his handmaiden for quitting the Chair. She's gonna pay for that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 04:07 PM (O2RFr)
And Congressman Guam turning over called Israelis Termites
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:18 PM (zp+j1)
Addendum to Jews being the worst anti-semites. Followed in close second by blacks - especially their alleged leadership.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Mike at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (ISxUB)
After you freeze them.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (4Hf9E)
I have said it before:
There is NO upside for BJ in a Hillary Presidency. To wit:
1. He becomes a footnote, any and all of his accomplishments are now just prologue to her being the First Female POTUS.
2. First Husband after being POTUS...naw, I don't think so.
3. He has to live with her.
4. He has to give up the Energizer and all her charms and little "ways'.
5. He has to stop the speeches for da moola. It's got to be a thrill to earn more in 30 minutes than you earned in a year as POTUS.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (kXoT0)
Lena Dunham already appeared?
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:15 PM (SRKgf)
Certainly plausible, but I doubt she would bet much of a permanent bump. Women may support her, but they do not admire her womanly qualities or her husband's philandering.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (/m8T6)
They named a lunch meal at the DNC cafeteria for him. Liver and sweetbread wrap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Botox Pelosi at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (7HtZB)
But they spurned all the words of their mentor;
When Bernie proposed that they cast Clinton votes
They all angrily booed the pretender
Does any man know where the rational go,
When it comes to a vote in November?
Will any have learned when the next cycle comes,
Will the party elite still remember?
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (7HtZB)
Good point. It wouldn't help her - Trump would doubtless beat her over the head about backing out - but it would avoid her getting schlonged in the debate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM
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Unbelievable.
Posted by: Genie in a Bottle at July 25, 2016 04:20 PM (Lsu4e)
And they wonder why White's are fleeing the party in droves? Especially White Men.
No National Anthem...just about says it all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (zp+j1)
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I agree with a lot of that. The only upside is the power. But it is power in her hands now.
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (9krrF)
The Wisconsin primary also had the state supreme court race on it, and the Republican won, somewhat as a surprise. Turns out may of the people who voted Bernie left the down ballot lines blank. Even if they turn out it is not clear they'll vote at all for the down ballot races.
ps first time trying the italics - hope it works
Posted by: moon over vermont at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Lea at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM
Toss the protesters some soap and an instruction leaflet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM (bzd8I)
Instructions: Wrap soap in towel. With a swiping motion, firmly tap guy next to you firmly about the head and shoulders.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (XMROa)
BJ has the Elder Statesman Clinton quota all sewed up.
Hillary is no Kissinger.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (Zu3d9)
I agree. I meant this primarily as a mechanism to get out of debating.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (qN4Yb)
ANGRY crowd BOOS Cruz
vs.
Crowd REACTS to Bernie
Tune in later this week for Hillary's HOPE FILLED, OPTIMISTIC, INSPIRING, and HISTORIC speech vs. Trump's DARK, GLOOMY, DIVISIVE rant.
Posted by: Damiano at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (71OEY)
And that was the essence of their symbiotic relationship:
He was a standard, goniffing crook and she was an ideologue with an insatiable thirst for power.
That's the Clintons in a nutshell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (27m1/)
CNN
Reporting the protestors are getting "rowdier" blocking the entrance to delegates
Which they cut off to show Boyz to Men
Hahahahahahaha
Real news work Tapper
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (XMROa)
Wesley Lowery
celebs on tonight's DNC schedule: Boyz II Men, Demi Lovato, Jason Jarron Collins, Sarah Silverman, Paul Simon, Eva Longoria
Gosh, hope homewrecker Sarah does some of her always hilarious period jokes. Or is that Paul Simon? I get them confused.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: chelsea danger at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (t8Ihb)
So I missed the beginning so just to be clear...They did NOT sing the National Anthem ? Is that accurate?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (zp+j1)
Yes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (7HtZB)
Hell, they may not even bother with a convention. Or primaries for that matter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (SRKgf)
But I don't think Trump would decline them even if he's clearly ahead. For better or worse, he simply doesn't avoid things like this, he's remarkably available and open, a throwback to an earlier era of non-programmed pols (but he's a promoter and developer, not a pol, so it's not hard to understand, just jarring).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (QDnY+)
The DNC convention is a lot like that, only more flaming clowns. and boners. and and withered old hags.
otherwise much the same
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: dissent555 at July 25, 2016 04:16 PM
~~~~~
En serio? Es elocuente!
Posted by: Genie in a Bottle at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (Lsu4e)
knows it. The longer Americans, especially men, hear her the worse the
lasting impression will be.
She has no warmth.
She has no charisma."
Yeah, but her impression of the Martian Ambassador from "Mars Attacks!" is uncanny!
Ack! Ack! Ack!
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (rznWS)
509 I think by the 2020 convention the democrats will just not even bother with an opening prayer.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (7HtZB)
DIRKA-DIRKA-MOHAMMED-JIHAD!!!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (1ZOkK)
convention. They always seem to beat the RNC badly in this area.
--
RNC stage designed by corporate guy who does tv
DNC stage designed by guy who does Dierks Bentley/ Super Bowl Halftime
/yeah, I kind of know things...
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (QuXrb)
Gosh, hope homewrecker Sarah does some of her always hilarious period jokes. Or is that Paul Simon? I get them confused.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (kdS6q)
Is that singer-songwriter Paul Simon or former Senator Paul "Bowtie" Simon?
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (7HtZB)
Paul will beat up on his wife onstage. And culturally appropriate world music to make lucre.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (Enq6K)
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The media say that she is 'the adult in the room'. Well, I'll concede that compared to her devotees she may be the more intelligent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Dunno. They are having someone bring in a live chicken, though.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (1ZOkK)
you ain't seen notttin yet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (zp+j1)
They were sad due to the terror attack that day. They sang the La Marseillaise and America The Beautiful, not SSB.
Twats.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (3myMJ)
If she can write lines like "Work Hard For What You Want In Life" and "Your Word Is Your Bond", it's a sure bet she'll hit it out of the park tonight.
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (Zs4uk)
At this rate, they'll be be doing an opening prayer...and closing...and mid-day prayers...why, five per day, I'd wager.
Though getting the minarets in position may be a logistical challenge.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (QDnY+)
Ignore actual news about the delegates being stopped from entering by protesters.
To introduce Boyz to Men
Excellent reporting Tspper
Hahahahahaaaaaa
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Tami
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When they start tearing down the fence, them I'll be impressed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (9mTYi)
I need more popcorn!
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (Enq6K)
CNN
Reporting the protestors are getting "rowdier" blocking the entrance to delegates
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Philly Black Panthers save their bats and clubs from the election?
Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: SH at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (gmeXX)
I think he sabotages her. Her having power does nothing for him--over the decades of their marriage and political alliance, she has eaten metric tons of fecal matter from him based on her turn will come. A Hillary with her turn will turn on him. He knows her better than anybody.
"Heh, heh, darlin', you've had two runs at and ya' lost. Ya had everybody's support, but, everyone has moved on."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:28 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (Enq6K)
*shoves extra buttered thru USB port*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)
Great. Santeria and voodoo.
Chants of "bad Joo Joo." Oh wait, that's the party platform.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:28 PM (27m1/)
Is anyone adult enough anymore to sit and hear a speech anymore without booing?
honestly...
Posted by: Lea at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM~~~~~*concerned face* for one-name
Posted by: Genie in a Bottle at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:23 PM (SRKgf)
Understood. Any machinations to avoid debating will be so transparent that it will damage her prospects. She will have to debate at least once.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (Zu3d9)
Is he that otherwise unknown basketball player from years gone by who decided to reveal his gheyitude?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (T/5A0)
Considering it's Philly, will they have Mumia speaking via Skype from prison?
That should go over well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (27m1/)
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Ah. They were celebrating the opening act of The Reign of Terror, one supposes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Thank you Jane!
Can't have too much butter!
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (Nwg0u)
The wall they put up makes it easier to do that.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Timoteo el Kaine at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (QDnY+)
545 Dunno. They are having someone bring in a live chicken, though.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)
Ahh, so Mooch's mom is giving the "invocation."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Brisco_County at July 25, 2016 04:30 PM (0nEhF)
The Daily Beast
Whoopi Goldberg defends Hillary after DNC hack: At least shes not a "racist pig":
http://thebea.st/2ariTr9
"not rape rape..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:30 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:30 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:30 PM (B48dK)
You can always pick out the "negative" ads from the positive ads by
noticing where they put the attribution phrase .. "I approved this
message."
If the attribution phrase is at the end, it's a positive ad because they want you to remember who the ad was for.
A negative ad has the attribution phrase at the beginning, because they want you to forget who
is throwing the mud and only remember to whom the mud is meant to stick.
Posted by: unlawful Donald Segretti at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:27 PM (QDnY+)
"Just find the girl!"
- - the essence of the plot of "Chinatown."
I've tried my entire life as a writer to get down to the essence as best I can, and then build from there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (QDnY+)
So? This is the democrat party, after all.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
--------------
No problem. We got it covered.
Posted by: Candy Crowley & George Snuffleogopuss at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (9mTYi)
IF.IT.BLEEDS.IT.LEADS.
just sayin...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (kXoT0)
celebs on tonight's DNC schedule: Boyz II Men, Demi Lovato, Jason Jarron Collins, Sarah Silverman, Paul Simon, Eva Longoria
---
Actual conversation with liberal friend who is slowly turning-- voted Bernie in the primary and says he is voting for Trump.
Him: Why weren't there any celebrities at the Republican convention?
Me: They'll be discriminated against if the come out that they're Republican and lose gigs.
Him: No, that can't be true.
Me: Yeah, it is.
Him: I don't think that's really true.
Sigh.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:30 PM (eSQgj)
Surely they can get some tips on this from the Dreamers.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (Enq6K)
545 Dunno. They are having someone bring in a live chicken, though.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)
Ahh, so Mooch's mom is giving the "invocation."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (1ZOkK)
Remember the last episode of M*A*S*H? More like that.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (O6j1v)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (Lsu4e)
Can't have too much butter!
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:29 PM (Enq6K)
"I know what you mean."
- - Zombie Marlon Brando
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (27m1/)
Wait a minute, she's as white and privileged as Aspen in the winter!
She Has to be racist!
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (3myMJ)
- - the essence of the plot of "Chinatown."
---------------
To the point, 'Cherchez la femme'.
Posted by: Henri at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (1ZOkK)
I hope they have a big lightning arrester on the roof!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (SRKgf)
525
So I missed the beginning so just to be clear...They did NOT sing the National Anthem ? Is that accurate?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (zp+j1)
Yes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:25 PM (1ZOkK)
But they started with the Battle Hymn of the Republic, written by a Republican abolitionist. They had chants and counterchants during the invocation.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (B48dK)
The last time there was even a vestige of sanity at the DNC was 2004 with Zell Miller pimp-slapping Chris Matthews.
Gone, goodbye.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Candy Crowley George Snuffleogopuss at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (9mTYi)>>>
Just try it and I'll kick one of you in the nuts. And it wont be George Hillary still has his.
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (aVYsC)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (AC18V)
Whoopi Goldberg defends Hillary after DNC hack: At least shes not a "racist pig":
http://thebea.st/2ariTr9
"not rape rape..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:30 PM (kdS6q)
Whoa Whoops, you just ain't got to those emails yet. Assange has said he is going to release something everyday...hmmm, maybe when it's Thug Baby Mama Parade day, he will release the racist emails.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (kXoT0)
So I missed the beginning so just to be clear...They did NOT sing the National Anthem ? Is that accurate?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (zp+j1)
Here's the thing, the Donks are all a bunch of America-hating commie cocksuckers. We all know that. But their political strategists have to be smart enough to know that playing the National Anthem costs them nothing, and NOT playing the anthem costs them hugely with the patriotic types who happen to lean left (blue-collar union folks).
It's a DELIBERATE "Fuck You, America".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (SRKgf)
Are we doing a fitness thread today?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
-------------
Yes!
The Berniebots are having a fit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (9mTYi)
Article at:
http://tinyurl.com/jkoufpx
I for one hope the Russians don't get hold of this information!
Posted by: tbodie at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (9B5L1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (1ZOkK)
I hope they have a big lightning arrester on the roof!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (SRKgf)
I think for this crowd, "The Internationale" and "Deutschland Uber Alles" are appropriate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (Zs4uk)
Oh! And it's the kid that was grabbed at the last minute to sing for the Pope. Can't think of his name. He's a cool kid though.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:32 PM (1ZOkK)
There was a hammer and sickle on one of the protestors' signs outside. Just on the hearts inside.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, and Errol Flynn at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (rznWS)
No lo creo.
He repeats every other line. Like he trying to convince even himself of the veracity of the numbskull pro-Hillary talking points he's being given.
Posted by: dissent555 at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:30 PM (B48dK)
----------------------------
Hey, I was close enough!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 04:35 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:35 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:35 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: theCork at July 25, 2016 04:35 PM (hbAdE)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 04:35 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (1ZOkK)
Couldn't find any, apparently.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (SRKgf)
In my opinion, none of them cared or even knew about it until someone called them and said, "Racist Trump is using your music. Aren't you going to dis-associate yourself from his message of hate?"
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (itqk8)
Jason Noble
Iowa delegate @chris_laursen: Bernie basically fed us a bunch of Mountain Dew and now he wants us to go to bed. Its not going to happen.
That is about the most Iowa thing one could say. They do love their Mountain Dew.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (kdS6q)
Hank Hill
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (B48dK)
Sigh.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (tvyXw)
Send him links to Milo--out, proud, fierce, intelligent and Gay, and he pays for it every day.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (kXoT0)
Usually the way it's done is that some reporter has been holding something on the back burner that will garner attention (good or bad for the cause, it doesn't matter). It just has to be propped up and spammed over the news cycle. I wonder what it will be.
Posted by: Orson at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (deRqV)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (zOTsN)
Means jack. It's the rank and file masses that are peeved. And that would only increase the peeve.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Oh, I hope so.
Posted by: Moloch at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (QuXrb)
Producers are scrambling. They don't want to carry the floor protests or the protests outside
Notice they aren't showing it anymore.
Hilarious
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:31 PM (SRKgf)
+1
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (5f5bM)
They were probably admonished not to boo the anthem or the flag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:35 PM (27m1/)
______
Wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (SRKgf)
Oh! And it's the kid that was grabbed at the last minute to sing for the Pope. Can't think of his name. He's a cool kid though.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 04:34 PM (Lsu4e)
I saw him sing with the Philadelphia Orchestra this 4th of July. He was listed as "Boy Soprano." I thought it was gonna be A.J.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (qUNWi)
After rowdy day, Sanders sends text to supporters:"I ask you as a personal courtesy to me to not engage in any kind of protest on the floor"
Bernie's a killjoy.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:37 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2016 04:37 PM (Sfs6o)
14 year old Bobby Hill from Keystone Boys Choir (a la Brett Baier.)"
Dangit; that boy ain't right.
Posted by: Hank Hill at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (rznWS)
I understand that Mick is actually somewhat conservative.
Look, I'm no fan of Trump but the one thing that most definitely is not is racist in any way shape or form. I'll defend him for that to the hilt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (zOTsN)
Jason Noble
Iowa delegate @chris_laursen: Bernie basically
fed us a bunch of Mountain Dew and now he wants us to go to bed. Its not
going to happen.
That is about the most Iowa thing one could say. They do love their Mountain Dew.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:36 PM (kdS6q)
Nothing says Mountains or Dew like 86% sugar and 268% more caffeine that mainlining coffee beans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (LYCUN)
Scott Pelley: Madam Secretary, did you hear the Republican convention chanting, "Lock her up"?
Hillary Clinton: It felt very sad, Scott. I mean-- I don't know what their convention was about, other than criticizing me. I seem to be the only unifying theme that they had. There was no positive agenda. It was a very dark, divisive campaign. And the people who were speaking were painting a picture of our country that I did not recognize. You know, negative, scapegoating, fear, bigotry, smears. I just was so-- I was saddened by it.
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (qUNWi)
Hillary should wear the brown pant suit
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:38 PM (zOTsN)
Always in Ryan Reynolds voice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (pUDQf)
No hanky-panky whatsoever.
Not a smidgen.
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (B48dK)
ask you as a personal courtesy to me to not engage in any kind of
protest on the floor"
Bernie's a killjoy.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:37 PM (Enq6K)
Are you kidding? That's why the Sanders delegates came to the convention. They have no interest in being grown-ups.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (5f5bM)
545 Dunno. They are having someone bring in a live chicken, though.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)
We really need Cerrano to hit that curveball.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (7a6fv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (gyKtp)
Well done, sir.
I've also heard the expression "de-ass with the quickness" and have stolen it accordingly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (qUNWi)
To the strains of that creepy aria in "Eyes Wide Shut"
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Hairy Reid, Delegate Wrangler at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (/m8T6)
Sarah Silverman is a vile cunt.She belongs at that shit show.
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:33 PM (B48dK)
Yes, but she was masterful in The Way of The Gun. Great performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 04:40 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM
Oh, shit, girl. Run!!!!!
Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:39 PM (5f5bM)
That's why there's a democrat party, period.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (7HtZB)
It looks like she's doing the "Big Shoes Dance" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Somebody play "Tequila!".
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (0cMkb)
Attractive enough to shag back in the old days, but I just couldn't stand her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (zOTsN)
FBN did about 10 mins. ago. They have a guy out there. The protesters were harassing the delegates as they were walking in.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:42 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 04:42 PM (mEZce)
The lead singer of The O'Jays though referred to Trump as the "anti-Christ." Trump has been a media figure in NYC for decades and never have I heard him tarred as a racist. But it's clear to me that when the Democrats say jump, the blacks jump aboard that "Love" Train, huh?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (itqk8)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (zOTsN)
You got to root around in the youtube dumpster, probably dozens periscoping it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:41 PM (zOTsN)
Confirmation (as if we needed it) that the media is merely a propaganda arm of the Democrat-Left.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:26 PM (SRKgf)
Buncha pussies. I know they can do better than that.
Posted by: Moloch at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (pUDQf)
She ran for Lt Gov when Wendy Davis ran for gov, so she got Wendy-loser stink on her. Then she ran mayor and lost to a black woman, in a majority Hispanic city.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (T/5A0)
"All corporations owe it to their shareholders to fully analyze and disclose the risks they face,
including climate risk. Those who fail to do so should be held accountable. Democrats also
respectfully request the Department of Justice to investigate allegations of corporate fraud on the
part of fossil fuel companies accused of misleading shareholders and the public on the scientific
reality of climate change."
This is really pernicious. Use threats of securities fraud legal actions to stifle dissent.
"Scientific reality" my ass.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (9krrF)
Perhaps they should cut off the A/C at the convention center.
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:44 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 04:44 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (zOTsN)
"And remember to push your stools in."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:44 PM (27m1/)
Anyone who pinned the Russian Revolution on Satan is OK in my book.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:45 PM (7HtZB)
NONE
...
Well, none of them even mentioned the possibility of them happening compared to the breathless anticipation of the near certainty of death in the streets that was sure to occur at the RNC.
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 04:45 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 04:45 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:45 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:45 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 04:22 PM (7HtZB)
DIRKA-DIRKA-MOHAMMED-JIHAD!!!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
(Then they throw a baby into a chipper-shredder)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at July 25, 2016 04:45 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 04:45 PM (mEZce)
After rowdy day, Sanders sends text to supporters:"I
ask you as a personal courtesy to me to not engage in any kind of protest on the floor"
Did they mentioned that he then stumbled, fell and drowned in his drool pail?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (SRKgf)
Perhaps they should cut off the A/C at the convention center.
...
And maybe let some ISIS members in.
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:44 PM (zOTsN)
"And remember to push your stools in."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (4Hf9E)
Sam Stein
DNC sends formal apology email to Sanders and his supporters
[text]
twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/757677073465020416
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (kdS6q)
LMAO
Kinda like apologizing for fucking up the ass without lub AFTER the fact while laughing your ass off.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (zp+j1)
Ad revenue does not trump ideology. Especially since the "media" are not independent but merely the communications/propaganda arm of the party.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (eSQgj)
There may be some burning in your future.
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:47 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 04:47 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 04:47 PM (LYCUN)
------
FIRE!!!! HELP!!!! SOMEONE!!! I can't take it anymore!!!
Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2016 04:47 PM (XMROa)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 04:47 PM (6IPEM)
Perhaps they should cut off the A/C at the convention center.
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (hdpay)
--------------------------------------
Damned straight.
Where are the Greens?!? Why don't they send a message?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (T/5A0)
NONE
Public safety channels have been shut down as well, unlike at Cleveland.
Any links would be appreciated, Broadcastify is only doing the usual Philly armed robberies.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (0mRoj)
Source: Clinton/Sanders campaigns merged floor whip teams to present united front. Sanders surrogates deployed to urge vs raucous displays.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (Enq6K)
I went to one of those once, because how can you go wrong with a naked slut parade, amirite?
Boy, was I disappointed.
Posted by: Huma Me at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (zOTsN)
DNC sends formal apology email to Sanders and his supporters
"Sorry we screwed you, losers."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (Mt8T4)
"With news of Donna Brazile stepping in as interim chair for the
Democratic National Committee, CNN and Brazile have mutually agreed to
temporarily suspend her contract as a contributor for the network
effective immediately,"
The Blacks haven't been able to find any reason to believe there has
been a black POTUS for the last 7+ years, so they need some pandering.
Posted by: unlawful Donald Segretti at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM (eSQgj)
Remember when he was gaveling someone (Paul Ryan) during some committee meeting not five seconds after the person started speaking?
Try that shit on these freaks. Good times, Barney.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:48 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (SRKgf)
twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/757677073465020416
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:46 PM
~~~~~
Oh, that'll work! LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (hdpay)
Oy.
Just had to run out and roll my windows up. Thunderstorm coming through.
And as I was walking back into the shop, had a lightning strike less than 100 yards away. Fuck, was that ever loud.
That's enough excitement for one day.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (Ahy/3)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (zOTsN)
Those are your rules, maaaaaaaaan!!!
You shut up you old fart!
You sit down!
This convention is ours now!!!!1111!!!!!
*the acid kicks in*
The colors, man!!!
*rapes a gopher*
Posted by: Dimtard in Convention at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (Zs4uk)
I also see that Hispania is ticked about the VP pick. It actually surprised me she didn't go that route.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (ODxAs)
So this is going to be a cheering contest all night evidently - every mention of Clinton nets boos, then cheers
HotlineJosh
My God. Every time Clinton's name is mentioned, loud boos ensue. This is a sh**show.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (Enq6K)
Because The Man (or in this case The Woman) is denying their voice! They deserve to be heard and Big Media is denying them!
/and if you can live stream rapes and suicides, I'm bettin' ya can live stream protests.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (qUNWi)
There's a lot of fodder in the Democratic Platform, I'm sure. I went looking for one thing in particular and found it:
"All corporations owe it to their shareholders to fully analyze and disclose the risks they face,
including climate risk. Those who fail to do so should be held accountable. Democrats also
respectfully request the Department of Justice to investigate allegations of corporate fraud on the
part of fossil fuel companies accused of misleading shareholders and the public on the scientific
reality of climate change."
This is really pernicious. Use threats of securities fraud legal actions to stifle dissent.
"Scientific reality" my ass.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 04:43 PM (r1fLd)
I actually hope that someday the climate stuff gets put to the Daubert test as to whether it meets the standard for admissibility as scientific evidence in a court of law. The judge's ruling, whatever it is, will get appealed all the way up to the Supremes. There is no way it does, IMO.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (SRKgf)
The Revoltin' Will Not Be Televised. Lest We Audit Your Network!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (27m1/)
DNC sends formal apology email to Sanders and his supporters
I'm looking forward to the WikiLeaks release of the drafts leading up to the final version, including the guffaws at the "senile old fool"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (eSQgj)
*rapes a gopher*
Posted by: Dimtard in Convention at July 25, 2016 04:49 PM (0cMkb)
Hey, Bucky! Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (QuXrb)
Black woman being shouted down by Bernie-bros. Heh.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (a0IVu)
Zeke Miller
Bernie Protesters are attempting to block delegate buses from accessing the Wells Fargo Center.
Attica!
Attica!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:52 PM (hdpay)
"All corporations owe it to their shareholders to fully analyze and disclose the risks they face,
including climate risk. Those who fail to do so should be held accountable. Democrats also
respectfully request the Department of Justice to investigate allegations of corporate fraud on the
part of fossil fuel companies accused of misleading shareholders and the public on the scientific
reality of climate change."
This is really pernicious. Use threats of securities fraud legal actions to stifle dissent.
"Scientific reality" my ass.
Mmmm, What's cookin'? EXXON
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 25, 2016 04:52 PM (AC18V)
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (Zs4uk)
Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge
Posted by: Ralphie Parker at July 25, 2016 04:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:52 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 04:52 PM (qUNWi)
*strangling sounds*
Apology accepted, Captain Needahairoilchange.
Posted by: Darth Bernie at July 25, 2016 04:52 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (27m1/)
That's incredibly frightening. It's a threat: Submit or die.
The left, the democrats, are Isis-like.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (eSQgj)
Ha! Looks like the revolution is being televised after all.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (zOTsN)
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Oh, it is. Honestly.
They're just so excited about voting for Hillary that they're having trouble containing their emotions.
That's not rage is Super Happiness.
Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (tvyXw)
This thing is off the rails. Every time @HillaryClinton named massive boos cry out. Can't even hear Marcia Fudge in the arena. #DemsInPhilly
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Korean Rooftop Defense Force at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (/m8T6)
twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/757677073465020416
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix"
Like criminals everywhere, they are sorry after they get caught.
Posted by: Robespierre at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:52 PM (hdpay)
"Now don't make me come down there!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (SRKgf)
What an opportunity to use witty snark in short, less-than-140 character bursts to make fun of the democrats.
If only we knew someone with the ability to pull it off...
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (Mt8T4)
Lots of these Dems like packing it, I'll bet.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (QuXrb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (kdS6q)
The King's English can be challenging, at times.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (G/3T7)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (5tyQw)
__
There is only one god, and mohammad is his messenger.... to be followed by the declaration that Islam is now the official religion of the USA.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (zp+j1)
Black woman being shouted down by Bernie-bros. Heh.
Someone needs to start playing the differing dem factions against each other in regards to who is getting moar free shit
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 04:10 PM (B48dK)
That got a laugh.
Posted by: m at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (/7Lfc)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (G/3T7)
Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (lZ0Jc)
Or a tin ear
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (zp+j1)
Run the Clintons back to Chapaqua, never to be seen or heard again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (Tyii7)
Damn, I didn't watch a minute of the RNC, you guys are almost making me want to tune in for the dem disaster.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (ODxAs)
What an opportunity to use witty snark in short, less-than-140 character bursts to make fun of the democrats.
If only we knew someone with the ability to pull it off...
Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 04:54 PM (Zs4uk)
Iowahawk. Ace.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (Enq6K)
I misread her name as Leticia van de puta
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Timoteo el Kaine at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (T/5A0)
What an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (zp+j1)
Clinton born for this moment?
I thought that she was born to inspire Edmund Hillary and his pet
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (BK3ZS)
__
There is only one god, and mohammad is his messenger.... to be followed by the declaration that Islam is now the official religion of the USA.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 04:55 PM (tvyXw)
Well yeah, it's sort of redundant to have an official opening prayer. When you have to pray 6 times a day, one of them is bound to coincide with when you'd open an event.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (+Xox3)
Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (/m8T6)
Just curious if the horde thinks this disaffection means voters stay away in November or actually vote Trump?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (4+VII)
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Alternative service for Santera adherents?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 04:56 PM (4Hf9E)
Here's how to do it: allocate a certain sum to all Dem factions collectively (SWIDT?), and let THEM decide how to divvy it up.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (Mt8T4)
Ohhhhh
Forming a commission to prove they didn't cheat during the primaries
After this election
Hahahahahaha
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (zOTsN)
Clinton born for this moment?
I thought that she was born to inspire Edmund Hillary and his pet Derpa Sherpa to "Climb Mount Niitaka".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (BK3ZS)
1941 - Climb Mount Niitaka - Adm. Yamamoto
2016 - Mount Nikita Kruschev - Barney Frank
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (lZ0Jc)
They've been desperate to go back to that year their entire lives.
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (qUNWi)
The smell of sulphur and brimstone combined with hippie bo must be awful.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (pUDQf)
I thought I'd tuned in to a Weight Watchers convention.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:50 PM (5f5bM)
That's incredibly frightening. It's a threat: Submit or die.
The left, the democrats, are Isis-like.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (eSQgj)
But a ruling that climate change is not science that meets the standards to be admissible as evidence in court would be a severe body blow to the ideology. By the time that happened, which would be several years down the road, there would have been an even longer period of global warming failing to materialize.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 04:53 PM (Mt8T4)
==============================
Did a pretty lousy job as Minister of Magic
Posted by: Arthur Weaseley at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (1BQGO)
Unity commission. To prove they didn't cheat
Tepid applause
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Cat calls contimue
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Appropriate that the vote on the "unity report" is marred by shouts of "lock her up" and emphatic boos of the likely nominee.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Grampa
------------
I was appalled that they had her. Surprising number of hard-core Vets are Dems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (3aBcq)
Keith Olbermann*
And those of you booing at the DNC might as well be taking cash from @RealDonaldTrump and his "friends" the Russian hackers.
*Cornell Cow College Alumn
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (kXoT0)
824 Jesus. Are all Democratic women hideous creatures?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (pUDQf)
I thought I'd tuned in to a Weight Watchers convention.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 04:59 PM (SRKgf)
A lot of schoolteachers in the Dem delegations.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:01 PM (Mt8T4)
Oh my
Two speakers on the yearly report
One from the Clinton campaign and one from the Sanders campaign
They formed the Unity Commission YESTERDAY
hahahahahahahahahaaa
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:01 PM (zOTsN)
Oh no, I only speak spanglish.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:01 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 05:01 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 05:01 PM (pUDQf)
PROTESTOR #1: Man, we're doing that Week of Rage thing, like you wanted us to, man!
DNC: That was supposed to be last week in Cleveland, you fools!
PROTESTOR #2: Oh...well Cleveland, Philly, same difference, right?
DNC: Look, just go away and we'll pay you off in a month when the heat's died down, OK?
PROTESTER #3: What, and get dressed up and worked up for nothing? No way...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 05:01 PM (9krrF)
Shorter speech: "We're going to try to rig the rules less obviously next time."
Posted by: Huma Me at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Sheila E and Cameo hardest hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (9mTYi)
My membership in the American Legion ended when they endorsed draft dodger Clinton over two former naval aviators, one of them a WWI vet, in 1992.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (4ErVI)
the Dim Elite will have the floor loaded with Union Thugs to act as enforcers.
Also, they will have them outside.
Don't take it Berniebots!!!
The Man can't keep you down!!!
Fight the power!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (0cMkb)
"Convention Gaveled in to Applause"
Posted by: ajmojo at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (jR7Wy)
So does this mean all us young pups finally get to find out what 1968 was like?
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Needs moar broken windows and fires.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (1ZOkK)
And those of you booing at the DNC might as well be taking cash from @RealDonaldTrump and his "friends" the Russian hackers.
He should be careful; comments like that might cause wholesale defection by the FSA.
"They gots cash??"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (/m8T6)
So does this mean all us young pups finally get to find out what 1968 was like?
Posted by: buzzion
No, in '68 I was a HS freshman. Even at that tender age, I knew that there were plenty of hawt young wimmenz on the left. They aren't there anymore.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Sheila E and Cameo hardest hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (27m1/)
Word up!
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (Mt8T4)
Jonathan Capehart*
The malicious missives do not prove DNC thwarted the will of the people and denied Berne Sanders the nomination.
*OPINION Writer for the Washington Post and MSNBC Contributor. $75 -- $200 if you want him to spend the night.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (LYCUN)
Are all Democratic women hideous creatures?
Is all water wet?
Do all bears shit in the woods?
When do the Bernie-Bots begin shitting on their seats?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (27m1/)
"Convention Gaveled in to Applause"
========================
"Applause".
So that's what it was.
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (/m8T6)
The malicious missives do not prove DNC thwarted the will of the people and denied Berne Sanders the nomination.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (Mt8T4)
So does this mean all us young pups finally get to find out what 1968 was like?
Posted by: buzzion
Yeeee-hah! Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh Slick?
Posted by: Agent Johnson, FBI at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (1ZOkK)
It's still only Monday afternoon. Are the Philly police capable of a police riot? Also, remember at Chicago inside there were dreadful floor fights over who should be seated as delegates, before the thing even got rolling.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: pep"
Hi sailor! Free tonight?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM
~~~~~
Yes. Here's the proof:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m4bl25l
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (27m1/)
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I have no idea. These Bernie people are srsly pissed off. I bet they stay home or vote for the Green Party woman.
They are going to panic and will start kicking out anyone booing to get control over the convention. Hitlery must be breaking shit now, cussing, and drinking heavily
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (6IPEM)
Oh I wish DWS didn't step down
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:03 PM (zOTsN)
Same here. I'm going to miss Shark Mouth and her mayonnaise hair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (pUDQf)
Which will never happen because the courts have already been corrupted for a generation or more. In Virginia, they ruled that Michael Mann did not have to produce any data when the universities were being sued for funding the scam. We're too far gone to depend on the courts to keep the left from punishing via the federal agencies.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM
Rarely, if ever, do they have the inner beauty that conservative women have.
Especially Texas women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 05:04 PM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (zOTsN)
Unless a riot breaks out.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (1ZOkK)
Somewhere a train-wreck is stopping to watch this.
Posted by: artist at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: P J O'Rourke at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (XMROa)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
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I recall, again, a song we used to sing in school:
Far above Cayuga's waters
There's an awful smell
Some say it's Cayuga's waters
We say it's Cornell
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)
My parents were delegates.
That hot mess started them on their path to the GOP.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (kdS6q)
Tomorrow at the latest-
the Dim Elite will have the floor loaded with Union Thugs to act as enforcers.
Also, they will have them outside.
Don't take it Berniebots!!!
The Man can't keep you down!!!
Fight the power!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM (0cMkb)
The SEIU leadership is all Hillary, but a lot of the membership is Bernie. That could be interesting.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (kXoT0)
Not a good thing to have to ask for cheers three times....
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (LYCUN)
Please cheer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (pUDQf)
Is that rhetorical or a trick question?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 05:06 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF
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50%, easy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (1ZOkK)
"A whole lotta dumb,"
- - Robert Plant
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Jeb at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (22uju)
Into which a toaster dropped might rekindle the tickle.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (zzUT1)
Trigglypuff for Sanders
She really shouldn't raise her arms
Sustained applause for Sanders
Sustained applause for delegate reform
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:07 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 05:02 PM
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LOL, Dack!!!!!
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Palerider at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (zOTsN)
Different era. WWII vets came back, worked in factories, joined unions. Dems.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (4+VII)
Posted by: Timoteo el Kaine at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (c6/9Q)
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No. Not even close.
Daly's guys put the stick about with aplomb.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (9mTYi)
I can't even use my patented phrase "round robin Charlie Foxtrot". It just doesn't do this scenario proper justice.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: the garbone at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (G/3T7)
Trigglypuff for Sanders
Now she's invoking fucking Dumbledore. Fitting, given the fantasy world that BernieBots live in.
Posted by: KhanCzerntrahl at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (L7Eun)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Arent the best conventions are the ones where they duke it al out? The others are boring. Plus riots. A good donk convention has riots and arrests and tear gas and helicopters. Oh, yeah!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (27m1/)
ITYM a "a burqa". Those arms look like hams hanging in a butcher shop.
Posted by: Huma Me at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (wvPvB)
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::gets popcorn::
Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: pep"
Yeah, 40-50 years of no makeup, no moisturizers, shapeless clothes, no self-control with regards to weight, no attention paid to one's appearance, it all takes a toll.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (zOTsN)
Bawney's walking kinda funny. Big night last night?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (SRKgf)
They all have to wear diapers after about age 35.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (evdj2)
Then just sit back and enjoy!
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (SRKgf)
You're party, pal. Cheats, liars, (a few murderers), long-con artists and graft queens. This is the pool you chose to swim in, ya dope.
Don't be shocked that the Clinton machine chewed you up and spit you out.
But, at least the young and impressionable now know what utter corruption looks like, as opposed to the inferred corruption of some nameless suit in a wall street building.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (9mTYi)
I almost wish I had cable TV.
Almost.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:09 PM (27m1/)
cspan is streaming it online
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (eSQgj)
___________
Is that really true, or are you kidding?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (SRKgf)
Fucking Dumbledore, guys. This is what we've come to.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (/m8T6)
Slate
Democrats aren't in disarray. A minority of Berniacs are in a snit:
"Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (kdS6q)
This is not a shit show. Technically, it is a crap carnival.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
I was going with fecal fiesta, but whatevs.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (Mt8T4)
C'mon, she's food insecure!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (Mt8T4)
No. Diane Russell from Maine
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (mEZce)
I have that thought at literally every wedding I attend that includes chubbies in the wedding party.
Posted by: KhanCzerntrahl at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (L7Eun)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (lZ0Jc)
Trump the RNC should refresh the Bernie Bros (and all the other
unhappy lunatics there) with drugs and booze...that would be the best
money spent ever. Better than wasting it on stupid ads.
Then just sit back and enjoy!
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (KhJh
But not their drug of choice. Weed would mellow then all out.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (zOTsN)
Fat chick is yelling, "You are so beautiful right now!"
wtf?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (lZ0Jc)
Reform of the superdelegate crap.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: The Media at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:08 PM
~~~~
Much more to come---take a look at the radar.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (mEZce)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: schadenfreude at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (27m1/)
The headline should be
NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE
THE DNC ADMITS THE PROCESS IS RIGGED
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Ah, sort of reforming the stable after the horse departs.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (eU/yZ)
And the hungry, I guess. She looks like she's never passed up a buffet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:12 PM (5f5bM)
----------------------------------------------------
Meth?
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:13 PM (/tuJf)
You too? It's not just me?
Second look at burqas?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (LAe3v) Think it started out as a shit show, morphed into a crap carnival, and will reach fecal fiesta after the first two illegals speak.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (22uju)
The are the party of the downtrodden, because it's the party that's doing all the downtroddening.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (9mTYi)
I'm completely serious. That's the outside limit. Think about it for 30 seconds.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (eSQgj)
Late husband's first cousin has a bridal business in Kansas and she regularly posts Facebook pictures of the wedding parties. Apparently, no matter what you weigh, strapless and backless mermaid dresses are the way to go! I am talking 350-400+ pounds of bride oozing over the top, back, sides, and front of those dresses.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (SRKgf)
"And that's why we thought we could fuck you over and force in Queen Hillary!"
Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (GzDYP)
Working Class?
Pardon my stupidity but permanent welfare recipients as a rule are not the ones doing the work..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (27m1/)
Have I ever mentioned that I and my fellow troops (regular Army) were on
alert for transport to Chicago in '68? This was after ad hoc training
in riot/crowd control.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (9mTYi)
MLK assassination had set off nationwide riots earlier that year. Detroit and Newark the year before. It could have happened.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (/tuJf)
I'm trying to tell her stop through the television because she's going to be embarrassed. But she's a Bernie voter so not possible.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Timoteo el Kaine at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:05 PM (1ZOkK)
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I like to think it's all about balance.
Some people have lotsa smarts.
Because of that... others have lots less.
Same goes for personality and breasts.
Those who have less are making up for those who have more...
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens"
I know he says stupid shit on TV for a living, but I get the sense that Juan is probably an OK guy "off duty." He plays the role that he is paid to play. I don't believe he is a hardcore partisan like Maddow or Shep.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (LYCUN)
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Our cat, an albino odd eye is totally deaf and can't hear a thing. one of the dogs, on the other hand, is totally freaked out by t-storms and fireworks.
Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (a0IVu)
Are some of these lunatic koolaid drinkers realizing they're used?
Epic
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Hillary at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (OD2ni)
I always wonder if the brides do that on purpose to look slimmer. I would let my bridesmaids wear different dresses if one was heavy. No strapless dresses.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:15 PM (eSQgj)
I got it, and it's totally plausible. I just wondered if you were kidding or not.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
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Oddly, I rather miss having a bayoneted M-14 close at hand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (9mTYi)
And unattractive overweight woman screaming on a stage?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (LYCUN)Well, that's what democrats look like anyway.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (Lsu4e)
Just how fat is this woman? You guys are making her sound like an elephant in flight.
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (a0IVu)
Roseanne Barr level.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (IqV8l)
Kusinich saying on FBN that the only thing that will fix this mess is to nominate Bernie from the floor for V.P.
Posted by: OldDominionMom
There is time for whatshisface to withdraw -- unfortunately. Pity if a unity ticket came out of this.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:19 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: A very insulted Groot at July 25, 2016 05:19 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:10 PM (eSQgj)
___________
Is that really true, or are you kidding?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:11 PM (SRKgf)
Just the ahem, catchers.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:19 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:19 PM (kXoT0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/239682/
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 05:19 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 05:17 PM (a0IVu)
She's not super fat, she's zaftig, but those bingo wings wobbling alarmingly are riveting. I would guess she's maybe 50-100 lbs. overweight. But I'm lousy at guessing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:20 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 05:20 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 05:20 PM (qN4Yb)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!!
I am ashamed to admit that my wife likes "Say Yes to the Dress". It's amazing to me how many fat women are on that show, and just don't seem to grasp that their obesity means they're not going to look like Pretty Woman in any dress. They'd be better off with a bit of cloth covering the shaky bits.
A well-proportioned woman could wear a fur bikini and look good.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2016 05:20 PM (LAe3v)
She's wearing a sleeveless dress and waving her arms around. They are flapping. Not a good look.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:20 PM (eU/yZ)
Next speaker will be Wavy Gravy to warn about the brown acid.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:19 PM (Mt8T4)
+1
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (SRKgf)
Ooo - blacks and feminists now attacking the Bernie supporters:
Feminista Jones
These privileged White cishet American men are FINE with having Trump win bc there is NO REAL threat to their lives
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (/tuJf)
I always wonder if the brides do that on purpose to look slimmer. I would let my bridesmaids wear different dresses if one was heavy. No strapless dresses.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:18 PM (eU/yZ)
It doesn't work. A lot of them are busty, so, they think strapless accents that. a lot of them are delusional.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (kXoT0)
She was sort if cute. But sleeves. Case those things up. Don't flap them curtains around. Never
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (zOTsN)
When I was alive, I liked my girls chubby.
Posted by: Zombie Daniel Inouye at July 25, 2016 05:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:22 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:22 PM (eU/yZ)
The Five just had a woman who said she is a lifelong Dim and she is voting for Trump because of the shenanigans.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
Didn't she get her "Love Trumps Hate" sign?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 05:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 25, 2016 05:22 PM (T/cxb)
Feminista Jones
These privileged White cishet American men are FINE with having Trump win bc there is NO REAL threat to their lives
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (kdS6q)
Da RAINBOW is on life support and circling the drain.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:23 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 05:14 PM (KhJh
And hard liquor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 05:16 PM (4ErVI)
Krokodil and bath salts
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 05:23 PM (mEZce)
That is just sad. It's alright to be heavy just dress appropriately.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:23 PM (eU/yZ)
If I was making a girl suit, and I'm not saying I am, she would be a candidate for arms. Lotta room in there.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 05:22 PM (IqV8l)
She had someone kind of Bernie sign.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:23 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 04:58 PM (27m1/)
============================
This goes right to the key issue.
Hillary's campaign team is feverishly trying to figure this out too. Duh Donald is just smiling.
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:24 PM (/m8T6)
That's when the fun will begin.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:24 PM (jR7Wy)
Betsy Woodruff
Some Bernie delegates do a hand gesture where they knock their wrists together. Delegate tells me that's a symbol for "lock her up"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 05:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Someone has to hold Pelosi's purse when she's talking.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 25, 2016 05:24 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (qN4Yb)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (zOTsN)
Heh
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (eU/yZ)
Nood.
Medical fitness etc.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (Lsu4e)
And miss all the DNC fun? Pass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (1ZOkK)
More Ds will stay home, but that's a half a vote for Trump. Same for Is.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 05:26 PM (r1fLd)
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No.
Party loyalty + 'Not Trump' means they will all go pull the Hill lever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:26 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Same here.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: CaliGirl"
I gave Steny a hearty FU in 2010 when he was campaigning outside a Metro station.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 25, 2016 05:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:27 PM (/m8T6)
cf. Raquel Welch, in One Million Years B.C.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 05:27 PM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:23 PM (kXoT0)
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A Progressive Thunderdome...Lots of "Victims" enter and only one leaves the biggest victim!
My money is on the Jihadi...
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 05:28 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:28 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 05:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (zOTsN)
========================
That would take a real newspaper to print.
Posted by: New York Times Public Editor at July 25, 2016 05:28 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 05:28 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:29 PM (SRKgf)
"Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"
As the Bernie opposition delegated march out humming the Star Spangled Banner!
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 05:29 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 25, 2016 05:29 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 05:29 PM (IqV8l)
Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?
Hey Elijah, my mother and grandmother picked cotton too. STFU.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:30 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:28 PM (Mt8T4)
As real as Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:30 PM (SRKgf)
The PTB must be really worried, every speech is begging to cheer for Hillary
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 05:30 PM (PHxng)
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No.
Party loyalty + 'Not Trump' means they will all go pull the Hill lever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:26 PM (9mTYi)
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Won't take but for a few voters to stay home in Pennsylvania to make Brandon's decade.
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:30 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:31 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 05:31 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Ugh, the original crapweasel
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 05:31 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:32 PM (zOTsN)
Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?
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A coating of Vaseline will cause it to drop off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:32 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 05:32 PM (B48dK)
Now the crowd is chanting "Black lives matter!"
If I were a white delegate, I'd be tiptoeing on out right about now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:32 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:32 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: AoSHQ Pet Thread at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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That would be my advice.
Posted by: John Derbyshire at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (9mTYi)
If I were a white delegate, I'd be tiptoeing on out right about now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:32 PM (1ZOkK)
I would take that as my cue to make myself scarce.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (PHxng)
Only the GOP can find a way to lose to this shit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 05:33 PM (Mt8T4)
Can't do that. The crowd would be comatose for the rest of the week.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM
And miss all the DNC fun? Pass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM
Is this a reverse Willow? A Wolliw?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:31 PM (SRKgf)
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It looks like the attack was at a place for disabled people. Probably a disgruntled worker, but who knows.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (jR7Wy)
They have a delegation from Venezuela?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (/m8T6)
I mean, aside from the idiots at the podium, of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (v5iqM)
Oh well, at least it will be fun to watch.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (9krrF)
"Supporting every woman's right to choose abortion."
Huh?
Only those already walking valid.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:35 PM (zOTsN)
Is THAT why he looks so pissed off? I was wondering.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: AoSHQ Pet Thread at July 25, 2016 05:37 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 05:38 PM (lZ0Jc)
The best stream I found for the Republicans was YouTube. It worked much better than CSPAN for me.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 05:38 PM (97XyN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsSS9ML9PCk
They're on break at the moment, though.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 05:38 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: lowtech redneck at July 25, 2016 05:38 PM (KF8B+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:38 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 05:39 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 05:39 PM (lZ0Jc)
Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?
Hey Elijah, my mother and grandmother picked cotton too. STFU.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage"
Donna Edwards is mine. Except for Andy Harris, our congressional delegation really is shit.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 25, 2016 05:39 PM (OD2ni)
From there I'm sure she went directly to the airport. They'll mail her luggage later.
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:39 PM (/m8T6)
Donna Brrazoo. What is her official Conflict of Interest title, again? Interim Run DMC chair, and ??? in the white house, or such?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 25, 2016 05:39 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 25, 2016 05:40 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: My other child is an Honor Student at July 25, 2016 05:40 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: the garbone at July 25, 2016 05:40 PM (9dH/8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 05:34 PM (jR7Wy)"
Right on!!
Posted by: Sheryl "smelly fingers" Crow at July 25, 2016 05:41 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Donna Brazziere at July 25, 2016 05:42 PM (Tyii7)
She fled to Washingto D.C.?
Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at July 25, 2016 05:42 PM (m3iiU)
Probably be met at DNC headquarters by a security guard with a banker's box containing her hair mayonnaise stock.
YouTube link is back on live speakers now.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 05:43 PM (wvPvB)
While Bernie has totally given up on his fight for the people, we welcome all voters who want a better future for our workers.
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2016 05:43 PM (Enq6K)
Irony is that if the statute applied to "US officials" there'd be no question that Clinton Cash Corruption would be implicated. Far less than paying a spouse for a speech has given rise to liability when a "foreign official" is involved.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 05:43 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WisRich at July 25, 2016 05:44 PM (hdpay)
She actually did say it was full of social justice.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2016 05:45 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:45 PM (SRKgf)
Follow Lee Stranahan @stranahan
He's on the street outside. He says few cops and he predicts things will get ugly.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 05:45 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:46 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:47 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 05:47 PM (KhJh8)
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Her soul stays with Satan, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 05:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Oh well, at least it will be fun to watch.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 05:36 PM (9krrF)
That was already decided months ago, so there's no real change. In the best case scenario, Conservatives will have to battle uphill against an empowered Trumpist/Establishment alliance.
Its still better than Hillary, but its like the congressional victories in 2014; I'll be relieved by a Republican victory, but its no cause to celebrate.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at July 25, 2016 05:48 PM (KF8B+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
"We salute you!"
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 05:48 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
AFCSME apparatchik.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:50 PM (SRKgf)
That's...not entirely different than where we've been, actually. Which as a holding action is success, it lets us regroup, reorganize, and come up with a new plan.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 05:50 PM (9krrF)
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Yes, ex-head of DNC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:50 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:50 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 25, 2016 05:50 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 25, 2016 05:51 PM (U+F0H)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 05:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:51 PM (SRKgf)
She was just named the interim head of the DNC to start immediately after the convention.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 05:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Appalling Greed at July 25, 2016 05:53 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:54 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:55 PM (1ZOkK)
All of them
So very yelly
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When Republicans yell, it shows their disorganization and lack of unity.
When Democrats yell, it just shows how passionate they are, and their strength.
/yes, OF COURSE rioting is a show of unity behind Hillary.
Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at July 25, 2016 05:55 PM (tvyXw)
No bias there, nothing to see, move along dog ugh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 25, 2016 05:55 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:57 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere
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It's just that they are demonstrating their frustration with the obstructionist, racist, corrupt Rethuglicans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 05:57 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 05:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:58 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 05:59 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 05:59 PM (Ffw22)
No bias there, nothing to see, move along dog ugh!
Jim
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What are you inferring?
Posted by: George StephanopolousChief Anchor and the Chief Political Correspondent for ABC News at July 25, 2016 05:59 PM (9mTYi)
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Yes, exactly!
They're also expressing their hatred for Trump. They're not chanting Bernie, they're chanting "Burn Him," he being Trump.
Posted by: the MSM and Libtards Everywhere at July 25, 2016 05:59 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 05:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Same here.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 05:26 PM
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I hear ya! I'll be in and out--have questions for the health-freak morons.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 06:00 PM (Lsu4e)
From her secret volcano base, wearing the Mao/Emperor Palpatine jacket.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:00 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:02 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:03 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom
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Edited
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 06:04 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:04 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 06:04 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 04:21 PM (/m8T6)
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That was the original plan, but they killed the idea just as soon as it was born.
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 06:05 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 06:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:07 PM (wvPvB)
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He wear no shoeshine
He got toe jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca Cola
He say I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is
You got to be free
Come together, right now
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 06:07 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: DNC at July 25, 2016 06:08 PM (11H2y)
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/with_replies
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 06:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
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Really? Stephanopoulos said that?
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 06:08 PM (sGdoo)
Posted by: RKae
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It couldn't gain any traction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 06:09 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:09 PM (wvPvB)
So the crawler said Michelle will be on at 10:00 p.m.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 06:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Should we have a drinking game?
Remember: "Barack will not allow you...."
Replace with: "Hillary will not allow you...."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 06:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Cause I don't want to miss that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 06:11 PM (97XyN)
.
.
The WTF? look on her face would be priceless
Posted by: "What'd He Say?!!" at July 25, 2016 06:13 PM (T8WfQ)
Cause I don't want to miss that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 06:11 PM (97XyN)
There is a photo on Facebook of Bill and Hillary climbing a ramp into a plane. She has on a pink suit with a poo stain.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 06:14 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom
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Wow! I know I sure wouldn't want to look like a fetus while standing up in front of a bunch of Democrats!
Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 06:15 PM (sGdoo)
A few weeks ago, a couple of libs complained that Fox was on ONE of six flat screen TV's and they demanded it be turned off. So now there is NO news on any channel. Just stupid golf stuff.
The Repubs/Conservative wildly outnumber the libs (who are mostly Northeastern transplants), but everyone bows to their f*cking demands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 06:15 PM (1ZOkK)
There is a photo on Facebook of Bill and Hillary climbing a ramp into a plane. She has on a pink suit with a poo stain.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 06:14 PM (kXoT0)
So, it was a Tuesday?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:15 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 06:15 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:16 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 06:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Yeah, I'd be worried about someone coming out with a pair of scissors and a vacuum if I ran over my time.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:18 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 25, 2016 06:18 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 06:18 PM (1ZOkK)
HELL NO, DNC, WE WONT VOTE FOR HILLARY!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 06:19 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 06:20 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:20 PM (pUDQf)
Oh, yay. He was an illegal immigrant and is proud of it.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:20 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 06:20 PM (lZ0Jc)
*sigh*
When the shit hits the fan, I'm going to eat anything and everything I want.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 06:21 PM (1ZOkK)
a follow up to the best seller "Grandma Smells Funny"
by Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:21 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 06:22 PM (/tuJf)
a follow up to the best seller "Grandma Smells Funny"
by Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:21 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 06:22 PM (1ZOkK)
a follow up to the International Best Seller "Grandma Threw Up On Her Blouse Again"
by Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:23 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 06:24 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 06:25 PM (97XyN)
Somebody start a rumor that Brinks is giving away free samples of Benjamins outside the convention hall.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 06:25 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 06:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:16 PM (wvPvB)
Rachel Maddow's sister? I mean, biological sister.
Tina Kotex??
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:27 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:28 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 06:28 PM (lZ0Jc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 25, 2016 06:29 PM (97XyN)
Imraan Siddiqi
They just raised the Palestinian flag at the DNC.
twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/757699332061605892
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 06:29 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: LizLem at July 25, 2016 06:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:31 PM (pUDQf)
Also, Team Hillary throwing gasoline on the fire, hint threatening to release Bernie emails if people don't STFU:
twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/757697306502193153
Guess they got those from the "Russians" too.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 06:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:33 PM (SRKgf)
by Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 06:31 PM (pUDQf)
Nobody told me shit.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 25, 2016 06:34 PM (SRKgf)
No, I was talking about the woman from New York several speakers ago.
This Kotex woman looks like the lesbian love child of Ellen Degeneres and Elizabeth Warren, not the lesbian love child of Dianne Feinstein and Helen Thomas.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:34 PM (wvPvB)
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/with_replies
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OMG! He went full Randy Quaid!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 06:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:34 PM (wvPvB)
Oh, OK.
But I'm sensing a common theme...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 06:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 06:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 06:42 PM (jR7Wy)
If so, damn you are a giver for taking one for the team like this.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 06:42 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 06:43 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 06:43 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 06:44 PM (JBggj)
It's a hilarious freak show both on the stage and in the audience. Seriously, every speaker is walking through a minefield and you never know when the chants and Hillary booing will happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 06:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:47 PM (wvPvB)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:00 PM (iQIUe)
Or "Tomorrow Belongs to Me".
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:47 PM (wvPvB)Oh, good God, how do you dim bulbs stay so dim?
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 07:01 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 25, 2016 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Or "Tomorrow Belongs to Me".
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 06:47 PM (wvPvB)
Perfect.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 25, 2016 07:05 PM (B11vO)
Nobody is silencing you, you live in a free society.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 25, 2016 07:06 PM (jR7Wy)
As this shit show unfolds, watch for the nevertrump traitors from the elite fake right, to double down.
Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 07:06 PM (eSQgj)
Posted by: astute brute at July 25, 2016 07:07 PM (StiOR)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 07:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:26 PM (iQIUe)
Another funny thing is,
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 03:23 PM (3myMJ)
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That she thought she wd resign after the convention was hilarious. The fact that she is still working and for Hillary is also bizarre.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 07:37 PM (iQIUe)
Don Lemon has betrayed them.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 25, 2016 08:15 PM (3myMJ)
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Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)