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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Booed at Florida Delegation Breakfast at Start of Convention

What a sweetie.

A meeting of Florida Democratic delegates descended into chaos when outgoing Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz took the stage Monday, with critics holding up signs with the word "Emails" and Bernie Sanders supporters booing the congresswoman loudly, even after she began speaking.

"We have to make sure that we move forward together in a unified way," Wasserman Schultz said during brief remarks. "We know that the voices in this room that are standing up and being disruptive, we know that is not the Florida that we know. The Florida that we know is going to make sure that we continue to make jobs."

The audience was roughly half supportive of Wasserman Schultz and half detractors, though the angry participants were louder than the other half. Those attendees began to chant, "Shame! Shame! Shame!" while Wasserman Schultz was speaking..

I like how anything you say to a Democrat is parried by "We shouldn't be talking about this, we should be talking about how to Make Jobs for the Middle Class."

Apparently even at breakfast, Democratic footsoldiers -- who probably have never worked in the private sector, let alone owned a company-- are expected to hush up and just Make Some Jobs while they eat their eggs.


Fearing an embarrassment when she approaches the podium, Democrats are now pressuring the sneaky snaggletooth to abandon her role at the convention altogether.

Oh, and Nancy Pelosi was booed at the California delegation breakfast.

Furthermore, they chanted "Lock her up!" at that breakfast.

Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown.

Posted by: Ace at 12:47 PM




Comments

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1 I don't think even the media can save this sinking ship.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 12:47 PM (PFoqq)

2 DWS grooms herself with a claw hammer.

Posted by: jagamo at July 25, 2016 12:49 PM (F8CD3)

3 This is so sweet.. As I mentioned in the last thread,.. go over to Daily Kooks for a nice big dose of schadenfreude..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 25, 2016 12:49 PM (so+oy)

4 couldn't happen to more deserving people.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 12:50 PM (lZ0Jc)

5 I heard that DWS was the inspiration for the monster in Stranger Things.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 12:51 PM (+Xox3)

6 I'm pretty sure this erection is going to last more than four hours.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 12:51 PM (LUG6K)

7 How do you boo in Espanol?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 25, 2016 12:51 PM (oAY8z)

8 Trump is DOOMED in the face of this unity.

Posted by: Never Trump Virtue Signal at July 25, 2016 12:51 PM (+/zXg)

9 Popcorn stocks are skyrocketing.

I am enjoying the mayhem so far.

Prayers for the police having to deal with this circus.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 25, 2016 12:51 PM (bbHus)

10 The Democrats are waging war on women!

Posted by: Furious George at July 25, 2016 12:52 PM (57K5j)

11 DWS built her house out of candy and gingerbread because it "reminded her of home."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 12:52 PM (+Xox3)

12 It's 1968 all over again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 12:52 PM (nIGPZ)

13 They sure are pushing this Russian hacking meme to try to deflect the contents of those emails..

"Russia is trying to meddle in our elections! "

"Trump and Putin are working together!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 25, 2016 12:52 PM (so+oy)

14 I am rooting for riots and meltdowns.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 12:52 PM (B48dK)

15 Oh, DWS, please please please be your stubborn self and take the main stage podium. Please!

Posted by: Texas Zombie at July 25, 2016 12:53 PM (SUtNI)

16 How could you not fix your teeth if you live in a spotlight of sorts and have the cash to do it?

Posted by: NCKate at July 25, 2016 12:53 PM (9Pufo)

17 Know who can smooth things over and right the ship for the DNC?

Caitlyn, that's who. Everybody, and I do mean everybody, love love LOVES Caitlyn.

(s)he changed sides once, (s)he can do it again

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 25, 2016 12:53 PM (oAY8z)

18 DWS has trouble looking in the mirror, given that she doesn't have a reflection.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 12:54 PM (+Xox3)

19 Sneaky snaggletooth!!!!OMG, Ace...that is too damn hilarious. I don't think I'm going to get any work done today...this is too good to not monitor.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (a0IVu)

20 Russia meddling in the election, bad. New York meddling in North Carolina's election, ok. Hmm, odd.

Posted by: NCKate at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (9Pufo)

21 Speaking of breakfast, I finally get to eat!
I'm starving. Made myself a pepperoni horseradish cheese omelet.
nom nom nom

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (7lVbc)

22 Thankfully there have been a rush of voter ID decisions in favor of fraud...amazing timing that I'm sure is just an accident.

Posted by: H Badger at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (N/BG8)

23 It would take a heart of stone not to laugh .

Posted by: oscar wilde at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (7Awbj)

24 MSM is all in on Putin helping Trump based on nothing but orders from DNC.
No word on fact Putin owns 20% of our plutonium thanks to Hillary & Clinton Foundation

Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (+/zXg)

25 *sighs and stares longingly out the window*

Posted by: Joe Biden 2016 at July 25, 2016 12:56 PM (MCmqp)

26 While the Democrat convention melts down the #NeverTrump crowd at Red State, NRO, etc will spend the entire time screeching about Trump rather than spill good ink ripping Hillary and DWS. Sad that they won't capitalize on this opportunity.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at July 25, 2016 12:56 PM (SUtNI)

27 Maybe they can come up with a hashtag to bring them all together?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 12:56 PM (KdXXc)

28 Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown.
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Don't worry, I'm sure that the Democrat Media Complex will report unity and overall good feelings. They'll also breathe a sigh of relief that "the adults are now in charge."

/of course, those so called adults are behind a 4 mile, 8' tall fence. Like at a zoo. Hmmm...

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 12:56 PM (tvyXw)

29 OT willowed - if anyone is interested, did a short review of Black Mass The Intern.
Link in nic

Now back to talking about mayo debbie

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 12:56 PM (7lVbc)

30 Looked like someone pistol whipping a blind kid.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at July 25, 2016 12:57 PM (LBO1U)

31 Kaine Mutiny

That's what the Bernie supporters are saying.

LOL

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 12:57 PM (PFoqq)

32 Debbie that mayonnaise was for your McMuffin, not your hair.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 12:57 PM (HgMAr)

33 The MSM was able to keep fooling the public during the primaries, saying the Republican party was hopelessly divided, but the Democrats were unified. If this convention becomes the clusterfuck I'm hoping it will, there will be no fooling the public anymore. I just hope no one gets hurt.

I also assume Hillary will try to thread the needle of pandering to BLM while reassuring suburban whites that security and law are important. She'll fail to appease BLM sufficiently, tack further left in reaction to their vocal protests, and see her support with educated whites slowly trickle away, as they won't be as vocal with their concerns...they'll just withhold their support.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 25, 2016 12:57 PM (QzxDq)

34 I don't think there is enough popcorn anywhere in the world.

Posted by: Jack Reacher at July 25, 2016 12:57 PM (e8kgV)

35 DWS uses George Washington's dentist.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 12:58 PM (+Xox3)

36 You missed the Bernie protests yesterday. They were chanting "Hell No, We Won't Vote for Hillary!"

That was before breakfast.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 12:58 PM (KdXXc)

37 I get the feeling this is going to turn ugly...you can sense it in the air.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 12:58 PM (KhJh8)

38 14 I am rooting for riots and meltdowns.

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you rang?

Posted by: 3 Mile Island at July 25, 2016 12:59 PM (oGRue)

39 When you mention the Democrat's e-mail scandal they can now respond with "Which one?"

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 12:59 PM (bMG0w)

40 Sure, they've worked in the private sector: consultants, lobbyists, influence peddlers, etc. None of them have had to, y'know, make anything tangible or provide a service for the public at large.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at July 25, 2016 12:59 PM (BWL+E)

41 The media is being played every way till Sunday.

They can't help themselves.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 12:59 PM (PFoqq)

42 How is anyone going eat their waffle?

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 25, 2016 12:59 PM (vlvwn)

43 2 DWS grooms herself with a claw hammer.

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one side for the hair, the other for the teeth

Posted by: 3 Mile Island at July 25, 2016 12:59 PM (oGRue)

44 Roll that Prosperity Montage!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 01:00 PM (rwI+c)

45 I'm hoping for a Jerry Springer moment. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:00 PM (KdXXc)

46 Wikileaks had exquisite timing in releasing those emails.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

47 that mayonnaise was for your McMuffin

What Paganism is this?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 01:01 PM (rwI+c)

48 As Ace would say, is this something?

Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2016 01:01 PM (gEpjt)

49 Pelosi, DWS, Warren and Hillary.
mmmm. Sexy.

Posted by: Fat Bastard at July 25, 2016 01:01 PM (HgMAr)

50 Quick! Bring out the Black Lives Matter Moms!

Posted by: DNC at July 25, 2016 01:01 PM (11H2y)

51 We'll get all these 'protesters' under 'control'...

Posted by: Black Panthers at July 25, 2016 01:01 PM (oGRue)

52 Never Trumps Kristol and Lowry have pieces today in praise of corrupt Kaine, what a good guy he is, what a great choice he was and that Hillary -Kaine is closer to Romney -Ryan on important issues than Trump. They are basically endorsing Hillary at this point.
Yet they still don't understand why Trump won the nomination.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 25, 2016 01:01 PM (+/zXg)

53 24 MSM is all in on Putin helping Trump based on nothing but orders from DNC.
No word on fact Putin owns 20% of our plutonium thanks to Hillary & Clinton Foundation

Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (+/zXg)



They need a new boogeyman since the Koch brothers are supporting Hillary.

Posted by: buzzion at July 25, 2016 01:01 PM (bMG0w)

54 Damnit, just half-way through my omelet and I'm full.

My eyes were hungrier than my stomach.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (7lVbc)

55 45
I'm hoping for a Jerry Springer moment. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:00 PM (KdXXc)
You mean, as in chairs and fistcuffs or flashing boobs?

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (a0IVu)

56 When Wasserman tells the crowd to, "settle down" (a few times) how condescending is that?

Posted by: Seems legit at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (U+nHb)

57 Any riots going on? Help a Guy out with a live feed or two??

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (WVsWD)

58 Its intriguing how quickly the MSM is pivoting to the Russian connection to these leaks.

"Nothing to see here! Move along!"

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (e8+zH)

59 Don't worry Bill Kristol voting for Hillary will convince the Bernie supporters to vote for someone else.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (KhJh8)

60 remember kids, breakfast is the most important protest of the day

Posted by: Mr Nutrition SJW at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (oGRue)

61 Come on Bernie Bots, rush the stage during the keynote speeches. Do it for International Socialism, Marx would approve!

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

62 I'll postpone my visit until after the election us over. This convention is something I just have to watch!

Posted by: Sweet Meteor of Death at July 25, 2016 01:03 PM (YloqJ)

63 The attack dogs are turning on their masters.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 25, 2016 01:03 PM (aVYsC)

64 Democrats are pushing the email leak as a Putin-Trump conspiracy. Seriously, these are people like Podesta and some of the other top representatives. That kook Donna Brazile said they were "altered". As in "not real".

If this is the best they have, they are fooked.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:03 PM (KdXXc)

65 I'm not sure how anyone can look at DWS for more than a second or two without turning to stone.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 01:03 PM (+Xox3)

66 Anybody else get the feeling that if Donald Trump just modified that wacky cantilever hairdo of his to something more approaching the norm, he'd gain at least five points in the aggregate polls?

This is not a ringing endorsement of the electorate, to be sure.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (XdbLA)

67
The topper was DWS trying to bring up the recent shooting in Florida to get a moment of silence out of the crowd.

The most insincere play for sympathy since Al Gore started dragging his dead sister's corpse around for the pity vote.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (kdS6q)

68 Yeah,that Kaine such a moderate good guy.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/239478/

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (B48dK)

69 Also, Philly's an absolute clusterfuck right now. I 95 through the city has basically been shut down because the SS is insisting that every single truck that goes through has to be weighed.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (vlvwn)

70 This week is going to be awesome!

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (CH3GY)

71 I'm betting we'll 'get down to the bottom' of who hacked the DNC emails lickety-split. When Dems are the wronged party, justice will move at lightspeed rather than at the snail's pace it does when they're the perpetrators.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (nIGPZ)

72 It's Democratic Morning in America. Now with extra Molotov cocktails!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (oGRue)

73 Jabberjaw was one hell of a drum player back in the day. I sure hope they allow Debbie to pound the skins when the time is ripe.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (WYh6/)

74 Its intriguing how quickly the MSM is pivoting to the Russian connection to these leaks.


It's inexplicable.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: CabaList at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (rwI+c)

75 We didn't start the fire

Posted by: Billy Joel at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (/CIN4)

76 The so-called Russian connection meme puzzles me.
What does it matter who leaked the DNC emails?
It could be aliens from Alpha Centauri for all I care.
Still doesn't change what's in those emails.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (7lVbc)

77 I have garden statuary that are more pleasing to the eyes than DWS.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (KdXXc)

78 This will be described as a "mostly peaceful" convention.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at July 25, 2016 01:05 PM (BWL+E)

79 And Hillary scooped her up.

Unbelievable.

How the hell is Trump not wiping the floor with them.

*rhetorical

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 01:05 PM (ATVNj)

80 Popcorn !

It's not just an after-dinner snack !

Enjoy it all day !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 25, 2016 01:05 PM (gUoN4)

81 I'd like 10,000 marbles, please.

Posted by: Kent Dorfman, Sanders Delegate at July 25, 2016 01:05 PM (nIGPZ)

82 So the Russians hacked the DNC computers -- which were presumably commercial grade installations with conventional protections put in place by the SysAdmin -- but not Clinton's home made server in her basement being maintained by a single guy who had to take the Fifth over 100 times in his interview even with limited immunity?

Seems logical.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 01:05 PM (8/DeP)

83 I76 Yeah,I'm kind of surprised they don't try " the emails are fabricated".

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (B48dK)

84 Can I now be famous for booing Debbie instead of booing Santa?

Posted by: Philly at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (oGRue)

85 Trump operatives should be in Philly passing out complimentary Molotov cocktails to bystanders

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (/CIN4)

86 Good thing the MSM has all day to cherry pick positive moments from the convention to show to the nightly news crowd.

But we'll have a laugh or two at their expense in the meantime.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (kKHcp)

87 I have garden statuary that are more pleasing to the eyes than DWS.

My dog builds a couple a day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (rwI+c)

88 BTW, that pic on Drudge of Shrillary Cankles is just heinous.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (8/DeP)

89 45
I'm hoping for a Jerry Springer moment. Does that make me a bad person?
--

No.

In fact, I second your request for full on Springer. On camera. In prime time.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (tvyXw)

90 I'm ready and willing to play this week. Hopefully I can heal the DNC wounds as well as I healed French/ISIS relations.

Posted by: James Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:06 PM (QzxDq)

91
Lock her up!1!

Wait, what?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 25, 2016 01:07 PM (Tyii7)

92 Holy crap!

Nate Silver predicted that if the election were held today, Trump would have a 57% chance of winning.

http://tinyurl.com/zggkuye

Business Insider covers it here: http://tinyurl.com/zn74zve

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 25, 2016 01:07 PM (so+oy)

93 Still doesn't change what's in those emails.
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (7lVbc)

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The irony is Democrats, of all people, complaining about Moscow helping an American political party win an election...

Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 01:07 PM (KhJh8)

94 THE RIOTING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HALL!

Posted by: PHONE! at July 25, 2016 01:07 PM (RFeQD)

95 Looking forward to watching the network talking heads try and mute the booing and chaos as they instruct us that the democratic party has never been more unified.

Posted by: chris at July 25, 2016 01:08 PM (UGfZb)

96 DWS's job was always to get the FAB the nomination. Once that was done, she was destroyed.

Not to be too conspiracy minded or anything.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 25, 2016 01:08 PM (vlvwn)

97 Also, people talk about Trump's hair (and rightly so), but what exactly is the deal with DWS' hair? Does she have no one in her life to help her out with that? Good grief, for a woman in the public limelight that's as bad as I've ever seen. What a skank.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 01:08 PM (8/DeP)

98 It looks to me like the common people are fed up with both parties. The big question is this; can Scankles win with just blacks, hispanics, and yellow dogs voting for her? Normally a convention only has the yellow dogs in attendance so maybe she will not even have them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

99 I'm wondering how anybody can think that DWS was anything but a Cankles Operative from the beginning. They hired her after the resignation announcement before she had time to refresh her hair mayo.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:08 PM (RD7QR)

100 OK, someone call up zombie Mayor Dailey.

A riot is an ugly thing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 01:08 PM (C9pBZ)

101 Still doesn't change what's in those emails.


Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (7lVbc)

---

What part of misdirection are you not understanding honey?

Posted by: MSM at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (oGRue)

102
I'm not sure how anyone can look at DWS for more than a second or two without turning to stone.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously



Was going to say she was probably friend-hot back in high-school, like the curly redhead girl in Fame. But, it would appear I would be wrong:

http://tinyurl.com/ze9z7hx

Oo-fa!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (kdS6q)

103 hopefully Twisted Sister is on the DNC playlist for this convention.

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (/CIN4)

104 "Furthermore, they chanted "Lock her up!" at that breakfast."

*Watches Orange is the New Black*
*Considers confessing*

Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (UPYhp)

105 Lot of irony here.

You come back latah foe clothes!

Posted by: Chinese Laundry manager at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (RFeQD)

106 The irony is Democrats, of all people, complaining about Moscow helping an American political party win an election...


The irony, it burns me.


Wait .. no .. that's the brimstone.

Posted by: Edward Moore Kennedy at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (rwI+c)

107 It's pretty hot in Philly this week, isn't it? Hard to be rioting while sweating like a pig.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (a0IVu)

108 Looking forward to watching the network talking heads try and mute the booing

All taken care of. We did that on our noon report.

Posted by: CNN at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (Tyii7)

109 Had a short chat with a rabid Cruz supporter the other day.

Asked him about Trump's speech.

He was lukewarm. I said, "there isn't another Republican who would have gone after Hillary like that."

He tried to tell me Cruz did and does. Oh, bullshit. I said, I've listen to Cruz and he hasn't--he's still too lawyer and anything he has said has been restrained by that.

Then he went on about how Trump is a "strongman" and the Republican Party is the opposite of having strongmen (party of Lincoln? irony meter burns out).

And then all this crap about how it's a cult of personality and how he can't believe Republicans were cheering some of the "liberal" stuff he said.

Still bitter Cruz got his ass handed to him by Trump.
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People, you have got to get outside of your bubble. 8 years of Obama ought to have leaned ya'.

What Trump is selling, is something that the majority of Americans buy.
The problem is not with Trump, the problem is with you.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (77emZ)

110 Let's see how the "law and order" convention in Cleveland playa out against the "let them vent" convention in Philadelphia.

Hopefully they closed the convenience stores in the vicinity.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (KdXXc)

111 At this rate, Hillary will be delivering her acceptance speech from an undisclosed location.

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (JBggj)

112 Without the enthusiasm of the Sanders Socialists, the Democratic Party is nearly moribund, a creaking coalition of elderly limousine liberals, illegal aliens, black grievance-mongers, and post-menopasual feminists.

Now that the Sandersistas have viciously turned on Hillary, the entire Party will soon run out of calories and hormones, and just putter to a stop in the middle of a dusty road.

This rift (Hillarybots vs. Sandersistas) is better news than Trump post-convention bounce. I now think he will win.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (jBuUi)

113 #jerbs

Posted by: mrbitterness at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (5f6D9)

114 Still bitter Cruz got his ass handed to him by Trump.


*raises hand*

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (rwI+c)

115 "continue to make jobs."

What a friggin' joke. I doubt DWS has ever signed the front of a paycheck.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (r65B3)

116 There will be no booing of commies on our network.

Posted by: CNN at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (Tyii7)

117 "The irony is Democrats, of all people, complaining about Moscow helping an American political party win an election..."

Irony ! Delicious ! And true !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (gUoN4)

118 I've just sent my 13-year-old to practice his viola before his lesson this afternoon. Much whining and complaining ensued.

I'll wait until he's done before tell him that his lesson this afternoon was cancelled.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (nIGPZ)

119 Lot of booing going on.

G*d still got more though.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (mEZce)

120 Sounds like the delegates at the DNC need to gives some space to those protestors who "wish to destroy."

Posted by: Revenant at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (3DSAh)

121 Wait .. no .. that's the brimstone.
Posted by: Edward Moore Kennedy at July 25, 2016 01:09 PM (rwI+c)

-----------------------------------------------------------------

That is because "hell" has open borders and a crappy immigration policy that lets in all sorts of freeloaders and lunatics.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh8)

122 94
THE RIOTING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HALL!
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Save us hated police officers! We're your betters, society needs us!

Posted by: Shep and Geraldo at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (tvyXw)

123 54
Damnit, just half-way through my omelet and I'm full.

My eyes were hungrier than my stomach.


Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:02 PM (7lVbc)

Somehow I don't think horseradish belongs in an omelet. For something different try a Spanish Omelet next time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (mpXpK)

124

I love the clapping seal behind her trying to make shrillary lovers clap louder.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (qCMvj)

125 Bernie got married in Moscow and is a communist. Hillary had her "reset" with the Russians.

Sorry, remind me again why we are talking about Putin and Trump?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (KdXXc)

126
Let's see how the "law and order" convention in Cleveland playa out against the "let them vent" convention in Philadelphia. Hopefully they closed the convenience stores in the vicinity.
Posted by: Marcus T



Let's hope the Philly PD kept a few of those MOVE IEDs around juuuuust in case.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (kdS6q)

127

Can't wait for the Brunch Boos

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (qCMvj)

128
The mysterious Trump-Putin nexus. Even more mysteriouser and enigmaticker than the Trump-Putin fulcrum.

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (pC96u)

129 Oh, and wishing for a Springer moment is OK, but just say no to those bewbs. Please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (C9pBZ)

130 Sounds like the convention needs a safe space for their own triggered delegates. LOL.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (a0IVu)

131 It's okay. The World's Smartest Woman just jumped out with my backpack.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (rwI+c)

132 >>>It's pretty hot in Philly this week, isn't it? Hard to be rioting while sweating like a pig.<<<

This is why you feed people discounted liquor. Yeah, baby! Let's get this party started!

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (WYh6/)

133 I loved that the Bernie people today are now protesting by holding up signs that simply read: "EMAILS".


Emails, emails, emails....hmmm, seems that's been in the news for a while, eh? The height of hypocrisy, but at least *something* has awakened them to the corruption of their party, even if it wasn't Hillary's unbelievably illegal and shady email server. All that matters is if this will be the event that makes Hillary lose.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (NOIQH)

134

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Posted by: Ustenov at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (H6xHP)

135 comeuppance...it's what's for breakfast

Posted by: concrete girl at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (jah2R)

136 If Bernie has an ounce of integrity (prediction: he doesn't) he'd ream the lot of them tonight a la Cruz.

So much for the Last Honest Man in America. Who honeymooned on Moscow. During the hottest part of Cold War. Because he loves America so much.

BTW, isn't Moscow where Billy Jeff ran off to to dodge the draft? Does no one in the media think this is strange behavior?

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (8/DeP)

137 98 It looks to me like the common people are fed up with both parties. The big question is this; can Scankles win with just blacks, hispanics, and yellow dogs voting for her? Normally a convention only has the yellow dogs in attendance so maybe she will not even have them.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

From what I can tell, HellCankle 9000 has basically abandoned the white male vote. That means she has to get the maximum possible from everybody else. If Trump could make inroads with blacks or hispanics she would be in a world of hurt.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

138 fap

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

139 practice his viola

That right there would piss me off.

Posted by: Kid on the corner smoking cigs at July 25, 2016 01:14 PM (Tyii7)

140 *CLINK*
*CLINK*
*CLINK*

WASSERMAN, COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!!

Posted by: Luther, Leader of the Rogues and Sanders Delegate at July 25, 2016 01:15 PM (qN4Yb)

141 Meanwhile, in Deutschland-istan:

Syrian suicide bomber had recorded video on his phone pledging allegiance to ISIS before blowing himself up, injuring 12

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1496592/ syrian-migrant-denied-asylum-in-germany-injures-12-in-ansbach-after- blowing-himself-up-at-bar-near-music-festival-had-video-pledging-allegiance-to-isis-on-his-phone/

If the security guard hadn't prevented him from entering the music festival, this would have been the deadliest Islamic terror attack since 9/11. A major major disaster was narrowly averted. This should be huge news.

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 01:15 PM (jBuUi)

142

lulz

trump can't go wrong if he's ready for the debates

they bring up Russia and emails, and holy God, he has so much "Russia" stuff to hit her with

- Democrats gave money to anti-Bibi campaign
- The Clintons involvement in Russia over Uranium and mines and companies in the US
- The "reset button"

What can she lie about?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:15 PM (qCMvj)

143 THE RIOTING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HALL!
---
Save us hated police officers! We're your betters, society needs us!



EH? SPEAK UP. CAN'T HEAR YOU!

There's a riot going on!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 01:15 PM (4Hf9E)

144 practice his viola

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) beating memes to death since 2006 at July 25, 2016 01:15 PM (rwI+c)

145
Let's see how the "law and order" convention in Cleveland playa out against the "let them vent""room to destroy" convention in Philadelphia.


FIFY

Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 25, 2016 01:15 PM (lKyWE)

146 Can't wait for the Brunch Boos

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (qCMvj)
.................

They may not make it until lunch.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 01:15 PM (HgMAr)

147 *crosses streams*

You know, if they just intermittent fasted and didn't have breakfast, none of this would have happened.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

148 DWS could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (oxpQH)

149 For a bunch of smart people that have won elections , the Donks and their patsies in the MSM are beyond dumb. They were blockading the emial story, but now they are talking about it non stop.

MSM: Putin is trying to help Trump with these emails...

LIV: Hmmm....wait, what emails?

LOL

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (PFoqq)

150 Somehow I don't think horseradish belongs in an omelet. For something different try a Spanish Omelet next time.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (mpXpK)

You know nothing, Jon Snow!LOLActually it's horseradish flavored cheese that I am infatuated with right now. I know it's supposed to go on roast beef but I am happy putting it in anything. My kids would agree with you though.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (7lVbc)

151 Well, I mean, after booing God at the 2012 Convention, it's only natural that Debbie might collect a few hoots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (9mTYi)

152 We should go to Phili and start handing out free ice cold beer to the protesters. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (KdXXc)

153 118 I've just sent my 13-year-old to practice his viola before his lesson this afternoon. Much whining and complaining ensued.

I'll wait until he's done before tell him that his lesson this afternoon was cancelled.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:11 PM (nIGPZ)

You're a mean, cruel, hilarious parent. And I mean that in the best possible way.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

154 Rioting in the convention hall you say? Are they eating each other yet? Is our intrepid reporter Shep Smith on the scene?

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (a0IVu)

155 I loved that the Bernie people today are now protesting by holding up signs that simply read: "EMAILS".
- - - -

Business idea...make the signs with disappearing ink. One you hold them up in 30 minutes the EMAILS disappear!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2016 01:16 PM (r65B3)

156 3 This is so sweet.. As I mentioned in the last thread,.. go over to Daily Kooks for a nice big dose of schadenfreude..

awww, man. I don't want to give the DK my clicks.

But I wanna peek . What to do, what to do.

Ok, this one time I'm going to go peek.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (s/EUv)

157 What can she lie about?
---

Everything.

Plus "I don't recall that."

Remember, she has the debate team on HER side. They will throw all the dirt they can at Trump, while making Queen in Waiting Hillary look like Mother Theresa.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (tvyXw)

158 DWS's latest tweet, retweeted from their propaganda machine: "The GOP had a rough week."

...yeah, don't think you guys should be talking about rough weeks.

Posted by: 0302 at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (wx6iv)

159 Sorry, remind me again why we are talking about Putin and Trump?

Because Uncle George is paying me handsomely to flog that dead horse.

Posted by: people at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (Tyii7)

160 You know, if they just intermittent fasted and didn't have breakfast, none of this would have happened.


Speaking of which, Your Grace, when is our torture and self-criticism thread today?

Posted by: Grump928(C) beating memes to death since 2006 at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

161
"Maybe one. Come on down to Mexico. "
* * *

Might as well get started.

-- May God bless and keep Fleegle.

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (pC96u)

162 I know it's supposed to go on roast beef ..
--------------

We've got the meat!

Posted by: James Earl Jones at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (9mTYi)

163 Saw Hillary give speech this morning on CNN. My God that woman is a terrible speaker.

Posted by: chris not rock at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (P4F2h)

164 Listening to Bernie. How can he say Americans want a prog agenda when he lost?

And again, when is the MSM going to start talking about their own WikiLeaks indiscretions?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (iQIUe)

165

Try it again, non violently.

I have this image in my head of Bernie Sanders doing a speech outside the convention to tens of thousands of supporters where he says,

"Mrs. Clinton, tear down this fence."


Posted by: Ustenov at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (H6xHP)

166 we know that is not the Florida that we know.


Heh. She gave them the "that's not who we are" speech.

I love blue-on-blue violence.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (s/EUv)

167 Boy, this whole 'Wikileaks is a Russian/Trump operation!!' whine coming from the Donks reminds me that, not too long ago, Wikileaks was a scrappy hero to the left, shedding light on government skull-duggery and keeping the politicians honest.

What was that, last month?

How time flies!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (XdbLA)

168 test







Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (QjAQd)

169 I'm starving. Made myself a pepperoni horseradish cheese omelet.
nom nom nom
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (7lVbc)


Um.. You might want to send that back. Looks like someone put horseradish in your omelette.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (FnuZG)

170 Somehow I don't think horseradish belongs in an omelet. For something different try a Spanish Omelet next time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 01:12 PM (mpXpK)
.............

with ketchup

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (HgMAr)

171 133 I loved that the Bernie people today are now protesting by holding up signs that simply read: "EMAILS".


Emails, emails, emails....hmmm, seems that's been in the news for a while, eh? The height of hypocrisy, but at least *something* has awakened them to the corruption of their party, even if it wasn't Hillary's unbelievably illegal and shady email server. All that matters is if this will be the event that makes Hillary lose.
Posted by: Lizzy


Ah, but you're getting confused.

When WE refer to "emails," we're referring to Hillary's un-classified emails on her private server compromising national security.

When the Berniebots refer to "emails," they're referring to the hacked DNC emails exposed by wikileaks showing the party leaders rigged the nomination for Hillary.

TWO DIFFERENT email scandals!

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (jBuUi)

172 135
comeuppance...it's what's for breakfast

Posted by: concrete girl at July 25, 2016 01:13 PM (jah2R)
And lunch. And probably rehashed for dinner tonight.Going to be a fun week.
<Sits back, grabs cocktail and enjoys the show>

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (jxbfJ)

173 Rush saying Assange announced the next batch of emails will concern Hillary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (nIGPZ)

174 Now, if we can just get the HilBot to have a seizure on stage with her, the DNC meltdown will be perfect:

https://youtu.be/YMHOcmDVBP0

Posted by: Kristophr at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (jLXo8)

175 Speaking of which, Your Grace, when is our torture and self-criticism thread today?
Posted by: Grump928(C) beating memes to death since 2006 at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (rwI+c)



Oh like I would give all y'all a warning so you could flee.

On the other hand, this thread, like all threads, is a self-abuse thread so that's nice.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (mf5HN)

176 cue background music:


The lament of the Democrat


The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I
smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who
remember it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (mpXpK)

177 Also.. Assange has said that he has info that will lead to Hillary's indictment.

And he has claimed he will release that info.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (tvyXw)

178 What happens at dinner? Do they start throwing the burning chaffing dish Sterno at each other?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (KdXXc)

179 Trying to wrap my mind around the thought of pepperoni and horseradish in an omelet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (kTF2Z)

180 Bernie doesn't sound all that compromisie.

I don't care what he says this afternoon, his supporters are not Ready For Hillary.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (/tuJf)

181 What frosts me is how everyone is letting Obama off the hook (Those who are made at Russia for the leaks). Do people forget that treasonous deal Obama telling Putin's minion that he'll have a lot more leeway after the election?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (U+nHb)

182 Ok, this one time I'm going to go peek.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
------------

Okay, but give us a report when you return. Also, please wash your hands before posting.

Posted by: James Earl Jones at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (9mTYi)

183 We've got to let the Cruz thing go. I think Ace had it right when he said that when Trump (who I like OK) set the rules bar so low he also has to live with such blowback, but you know it would have also been great if Cruz (who I also like) had been a man and either refrained or -- better still -- sucked it up and endorsed.

I'd say the same about NRO (which I also like). What's wrong with these people? Can't they just say what should be said and move on instead or harming themselves, the candidates, and the GOP's chances in general? Sheesh.

In the end I guess it's not the end of the world, but I call unforced errors all the way around.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (8/DeP)

184 So Mooch, Booker, Warren and Bernie today/tonight

This is left wing night ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (zp+j1)

185 Has the Bern Ward staged their "fart-in" yet?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

186 "What was that, last month?

How time flies!"

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Kristophr at July 25, 2016 01:20 PM (jLXo8)

187 We know this is not the Florida we know. You know

It's that other Florida. With unicorns and Skittles and people who find me attractive and competent.

Yeah. THAT Florida.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 01:20 PM (GhzOW)

188 What happens at dinner? Do they start throwing the burning chaffing dish Sterno at each other?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016
- - - -

I bet that rubber chicken can bounce pretty high!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2016 01:20 PM (r65B3)

189 178 What happens at dinner? Do they start throwing the burning chaffing dish Sterno at each other?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:19 PM (KdXXc)

Naked sterno fight!

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

190 179
Trying to wrap my mind around the thought of pepperoni and horseradish in an omelet.

---

I like excitement in my lifefood

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:21 PM (7lVbc)

191 I don't care what he says this afternoon, his supporters are not Ready For Hillary.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------------

Yes they are.
Party loyalty transcends all other considerations, including the well-being of The Republic.

Posted by: James Earl Jones at July 25, 2016 01:21 PM (9mTYi)

192 I saw Chaffing Dish Sterno open for Panic at the Disco at The Palace back in '11...

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2016 01:21 PM (ZQfW9)

193

Meh, just toss in an ultra leftie from CNN/ABC/PBS who became a star on The Good Wife*. That'll fix it.



*/jk she only did 3 episodes

From hard left news, to hard left tv, to hard left politics. They are all one in the same. Donna Brazille proves it. It pays to shill.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:21 PM (qCMvj)

194 The DNC is like a know-it-all on the Titanic: "That's the thing with these new ships, they have special features like tilting decks and hydro spas in the cabins."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:21 PM (hLRSq)

195 I'm laughing and grinning, brimming with schadenfreude and hope. DWS is truly a philanthrpist, for all the joy she as brought.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 25, 2016 01:22 PM (vM7T2)

196 Okay, but give us a report when you return. Also, please wash your hands before posting.

Meh. I'm not getting the schadenfreunde.

Lead article denying that DWS is now working for Clinton.

Tons of Trump-Putin conspiracy-mongering.

A picture of Trump making out with Putin. (oh those naughty, clever Proggies)

One of that talentless Tom Tomorrow's pointless, humorless cartoons.

I've been misled! I was promised a schadenboner!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 01:22 PM (s/EUv)

197 Drops ersatz roast beef sandwich shill sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:22 PM (9mTYi)

198 21
Speaking of breakfast, I finally get to eat!
I'm starving. Made myself a pepperoni horseradish cheese omelet.
nom nom nom


Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (7lVbc)

That does sound tempting. Love horseradish. Should have a nice crop of it in my garden this year.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 25, 2016 01:22 PM (jxbfJ)

199 Can we have an office pool on when the literal poo-flinging starts?

I'll take 11 AM tomorrow.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 25, 2016 01:22 PM (FnuZG)

200 This is making me actually want to watch their convention.

Posted by: 0302 at July 25, 2016 01:22 PM (wx6iv)

201 Yes they are.
Party loyalty transcends all other considerations, including the well-being of The Republic.
Posted by: James Earl Jones

Party loyalty, ice axes. Pa-TAY-toe pa-TAH-toe.

Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (UPYhp)

202 Next Dem talking point: "It isn't fair that people are attacking the democrats and Hillary based on illegally seized stuff."

Followed by: "this is Watergate."

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (PFoqq)

203 Oh, schadenfreude, it tastes like chocolate...

What are the odds that Philadelphia sees *actual* violence from sectors of its own party around the convention sites? Cleveland was surprisingly quiet -- who thinks Philly will be, as well?

Posted by: Miller at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (+S8Tj)

204 Its funny how the MEDIA narrative was all about how screwed up the Repub convention was GOING to be.... with protests... and NeverTrumpers....

Yet it went pretty smoothly after the first day... with no real outside protests at all.... vice the Lawless Gunfights the Media narrative was trying to say was going to happen...

Yet the Dem convention may very turn into a mess.... and the 'media' will of course be 'surprised'.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (qf6WZ)

205 4 Hour erection? Hell, try 48 hours.
It's like a bad "Caged Heat" remake, this time with real lesbians!

Posted by: Spartan Fan at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (9torV)

206 Yes they are.
Party loyalty transcends all other considerations, including the well-being of The Republic.
Posted by: James Earl Jones at July 25, 2016 01:21 PM (9mTYi)



Some of those Young'ins will stay home. I don't believe they would vote for Trump, but many won't vote for the shrill. This may be the first time they were actually excited about a candidate.

Oldies like Susan Sarandon, she'll vote for the witch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (qCMvj)

207 "That's the thing with these new ships, they have special features like tilting decks and hydro spas in the cabins."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
-------------

Flash mobs on the upper deck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (9mTYi)

208 Also.. Assange has said that he has info that will lead to Hillary's indictment.

And he has claimed he will release that info.


Pay attention, Casper; I already blew that one off.

I just passed the buk buk buk...uh, sorry, the buck to Secretariat Kerry at the State Department, and, boy, did HE make with the long face!

No horse sense, that guy.

Posted by: James 'World's Tallest Chicken' Comey at July 25, 2016 01:24 PM (XdbLA)

209 21, Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 12:55 PM (7lVbc)

Love horseradish with anything really. But am fasting till lunch today..only another hour and half to go...

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

210 If Bernie really wants the nomination, his mob will have to riot before Hillary gets it, not after.


Posted by: Ustenov at July 25, 2016 01:24 PM (H6xHP)

211 Let's see how "the Florida she knows" feel when the Black Panthers get up there and start talking about kicking some "cracker" ass, shooting the police and killing "whitey".

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2016 01:24 PM (KdXXc)

212 In retrospect, Reince Priebus looks remarkably wise for the way he kept the RNC - so far as I could tell - out of the primaries and let the candidates slaughter each other. He keeps whatever credibility he and the RNC had.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

213 >>Yes they are.
Party loyalty transcends all other considerations, including the well-being of The Republic.

She is polling in the low 40s - high 30s. That is not party coming together.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

214 "Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown."

Was this before or after the mimosas?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:25 PM (hLRSq)

215

bwaahahahah


NBC Spin: Resignation of DNC Chair 'Best Thing for Democratic Unity' says the UpChuck spinner.


newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:25 PM (qCMvj)

216 >>TWO DIFFERENT email scandals!


Oh, I know, zombie!

I just find it hilarious that Hillary has two email scandals now, and that the same people who shrugged off her private server scandal for over a year (?) are utterly outraged when they read the leaked DNC emails. All these precious progressives mugged by the reality that Hillary rigged the system are going to be a real headache for her now.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 01:25 PM (NOIQH)

217 Can we have an office pool on when the literal poo-flinging starts?

I'll take 11 AM tomorrow.
Posted by: TexasDan
---------------

We at the EPA are way ahead of the curve.

Posted by: EPA poo-flinger. at July 25, 2016 01:25 PM (9mTYi)

218 TWO DIFFERENT email scandals!

Wish I could eat popcorn....

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (O2RFr)

219 We're going to make jobs! Err... we're going to give you free shit! Err...my head hurts.

Posted by: Democrat Platform at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (HgMAr)

220 "Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown."
===========

Man, I hope they remembered to tip the waitstaff.

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (JBggj)

221 Today's RCP poll-of-polls overall average, with EXTREMELY HIGH degree of reliability because the combined sample size is gigantic:

Trump takes nationwide lead for the first time over Hillary

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/ president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

Meanwhile:

NATE SILVER: Donald Trump would most likely win the election if it were held today

http://www.businessinsider.com/nate-silver-donald-trump-polls-2016-7

He gives Donald a 57.5% chance of winning.

Panic time at DNC headquarters!

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (jBuUi)

222 How many of those 30,000 emails deleted from her server were about this collusion with the party??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (nIGPZ)

223 This must be a traumatic event for the left. Given their worldview, they put all their faith in politicians.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (vM7T2)

224 Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (WYh6/)

225 Adding more fuel to the democrat dumpster fire: Tim Kaine's Islamist Ties (from the Clarion Project.) Pretty damning stuff if you ask me.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gsvoswk

Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (Lsu4e)

226 Anyone see the sixty minutes interview? Hillary! was asked if Trumpers at the RNC shouting, "Lock Her Up!" made her fear for her safety.
When the GOP yells it we all have to worry about violence.
When the Dems yell it we have to worry about party unity.
But there is no bias in the LSM.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (FYeEt)

227 The big question is this; can Scankles win with just blacks, hispanics, and yellow dogs voting for her?

Dead people. You forgot the dead people...

Posted by: db at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (Gh3mF)

228 What was the hot women scandal they were planning to use on Trump? That he likes hot women or he was cheating on his wife with hot women?

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (a0IVu)

229 "The big question is this; can Scankles win with just blacks, hispanics, and yellow dogs voting for her?"

I guess you haven't seen the "taco bowl" email that came out today. I'm thinking fewer Latinos will be voting for Hills than she'd actually planned on.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (wvPvB)

230 This is exactly what I've been saying and seeing...


Scandal: Hollywood Spends Decades Scripting Hillary Presidency

this reads like a nightmare when you see it all together

this is what we're up against, and we have the Beck disciple no-trumpers

newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (qCMvj)

231 I think Democrats seriously underestimated the fury at how they fixed the election. If only we could generate that kind of rage and response to fixed national elections instead of going "oh, well he probably cheated but it would look crazy to say so and we should just accept it!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (39g3+)

232 We have really sunk to a new low when a goofball like Bernie Sanders can just spew idiotic economic policies and get a huge percentage of the Democrat electorate. This is why Obama was so tough to beat, he got the typical Dems and the young loons who really do think there is such a thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (/tuJf)

233 The big question is this; can Scankles win with just blacks, hispanics, and yellow dogs voting for her?

Dead people. You forgot the dead people...
Posted by: db at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (Gh3mF)



And Goofy, Snow White, Bambi, and Co.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (qCMvj)

234 On the other hand, this thread, like all threads, is a self-abuse thread so that's nice.


Is that hair shirt self-flagellation self-abuse or happy fun self-abuse?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (mgbwf)

235 Munich
residents struggle to understand how a mass shooting will affect their
community and reflect upon how they can move forward.Source: CNN

But he was such a nice boy....we just don't understand...

Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (6+jI3)

236 Emails?

You mean like at the *cough*

You mean like *cough cough*

You mean *coughHAck* *twitch twitch twitch*

*crazy eyes rolling like pinballs*

Chai tea, anyone??

Posted by: Hillary - seize the day at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (GhzOW)

237
Even a small amount of schadenfreude can make your day.

Excellent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (ODxAs)

238 Modern American Democrats are absolutely vile people, without a sense of moral or ethical propriety.

Posted by: Dr. Josef Mengele at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (VCs6s)

239 Ha! Bernie voters are booing and yelling when he tells them "We have to elect Hillary and Kaine".

Awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (/tuJf)

240 Oldies like Susan Sarandon, she'll vote for the witch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:23 PM (qCMvj)


Michael Moore says he is staying home...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (qf6WZ)

241 What was the hot women scandal they were planning to use on Trump? That he likes hot women or he was cheating on his wife with hot women?
Posted by: IC

I think the scandal was that he once said he wouldn't date an ugly chick when he was in high school. Sooper cereal stuff you guys.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (UPYhp)

242 The pressure will be on Bernie to get his supporters back in the fold.
He will have to give a speech that somehow mollifies them and gets them to believe his endorsement of Hillary
Can he do it?

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (7lVbc)

243 >>Oldies like Susan Sarandon, she'll vote for the witch.


Really doubt that - she was tweeting that she might vote for Trump if Bernie didn't win. Bet she goes with Jill Stein.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (NOIQH)

244 Rush saying Assange announced the next batch of emails will concern Hillary.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:18 PM (nIGPZ)



Here's a question. Let's say you're Putin and you want to fuck with the world whilst stroking your white Persian cat.

Well, wouldn't you toss in some faked super awful emails in with the Hillary stuff? What's she going to do, claim they're faked? How? Suddenly she remembers things? She can all of a sudden find the rest of the emails?

I mean, wouldn't you, if you were an Evil Overlord, do that just for shits and giggles?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (mf5HN)

245 The big question is this; can Scankles win with just blacks, hispanics, and yellow dogs voting for her?

Dead people. You forgot the dead people...


And women, especially single women with children who have "partnered" with the government to force the rest of us to pay for their poor decisions.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (8/DeP)

246 Fakebook censoring Wikileaks/DNC posts HARD. Just like they've been censoring posts on terrorist attacks starting with Nice, especially anything implying a connection with Islam. MSM has been self-censoring very nicely as well. Again, my belief, based on reading and watching multiple MSM news sources, is all news for the next three months (and maybe beyond) is going to be put though one filter primarily, to the extent possible: Does it help or hurt HRC?

Posted by: Bitsko, former MSM journalist at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (aV+mE)

247 Michael Moore says he is staying home...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:28 P

Probably can't fit through the door...

Posted by: donna at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (O2RFr)

248
"Russia is trying to meddle in our elections! "

---

The left has been trying to involve the rest of the world on our elections since at least Reagan

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (XMROa)

249
Michael Moore says he is staying home...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (qf6WZ)

Translation: Michael Moore incapable of leaving house.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

250 Also, in same interview, Hillary! denounced bias at DNC (as she was already hiring DWS) while Kaine essentially said it didn't happen. He lies as automatically as she does.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (FYeEt)

251 "What was the hot women scandal they were planning to use on Trump?"

I'm reminded of the story about a politician (Lyndon Johnson?) accusing his opponent of being an "open heterosexual" and "practicing animal husbandry".

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (wvPvB)

252 Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.
Posted by: Fritz
----------

Equine steak tartare, monsieur...because horseradish.

Posted by: Henri at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (9mTYi)

253 After rushing the angry delegates out, they adjourned for a lobster brunch.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (960oq)

254 This is why Obama was so tough to beat, he got the
typical Dems and the young loons who really do think there is such a
thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (/tuJf)

=============================
Well, after the last Ryan "compromise" spending spree, it's hard for me to blame them for their foolishness.

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (JBggj)

255 We're not going to get a great headline like, "Chuck Todd killed and dismembered by raging delegates".

That's not going to happen because these people are cupcakes and pussies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (4ErVI)

256 Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.

What if you dye it green and call it wasabi?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)

257 "Translation: Michael Moore incapable of leaving house."

That's no excuse, Mikey. Not as long as there's a picture window and a front-end loader available.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 01:31 PM (wvPvB)

258 Shibumi, #177:

"Assange has said that he has info that will lead to Hillary's indictment."

That's where he's wrong.

No information can possibly lead to Hillary's indictment.

Posted by: JPS at July 25, 2016 01:31 PM (ueucK)

259 faked super awful emails in with the Hillary stuff?

-------

Why would they have to be faked. The emails are from her personal server. Shit might get real.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2016 01:31 PM (U+nHb)

260 I'd, uh, like to say in my defense that, uh, all those emails that show me taking explicit orders from the Democrats, well, that doesn't prove that I'm a cheap, bought-and-paid-for shill like some mean people claim

I'm just not too bright. Thinking is hard! Writing good is harderer!

Give me a break, willya? I got voted 'Person Most Likely To Trap Self In Own Locker' ALL FOUR YEARS in high school. Boy, did it smell bad in there!

After getting bounced out of Taco Bell for filling the wrong side of the tacos, 'The Plum Line' is my only remaining career choice.

A little help, here!

Besides, shouldn't they print 'Fill This Side' on those things? Everybody supposed to know that the U-ey thing faces up? There's a scandal, right there!

Posted by: Greg Sargent, The Washington Post at July 25, 2016 01:31 PM (XdbLA)

261 Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.

Ahem.

Posted by: Shrimp Cocktail at July 25, 2016 01:31 PM (mgbwf)

262 I mean, wouldn't you, if you were an Evil Overlord, do that just for shits and giggles?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (mf5HN)

Yes, but...

Betting he didn't have to invent a damn thing.

Posted by: Golfman at July 25, 2016 01:31 PM (b6FQn)

263 Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.

----------------------

How about Kielbasa?

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 01:31 PM (7HtZB)

264 Translation: Michael Moore incapable of leaving house.
Posted by: josephistan
------------

Bullshit.
Jeeves, bring up the flatbed!

Posted by: Michael Mooer at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (9mTYi)

265 @jackstraw

the young loons who really do think there is such a thing as a free lunch.

----------------
I think it's worse than that. They are not so dumb that they actually think that the lunch is free. They just believe that they are truly so "special" that it is perfectly moral to make future generations pick up the tab.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (GhzOW)

266
Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown.

I'm really hoping against hope that one of the thug mamas scheduled to speak will go into a full, spittle-flecked, Mooch-worthy "fuck you, honky!" rant before the MFM can cut away.

And that it blows up YouTube the next day.

What can I say? There's nothing else for me to look forward to.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (X6fMO)

267 The Dems should be nervous. Trump hasn't even begun to retaliate for the negative ads she's been running, as we know he will--and not like Romney. She also has other skeletons, er, in the closet that are going to cause problems with the same Catholic voters she's trying to woo with Kaine. And if the stock market crashes this fall, she won't stand a chance.

Posted by: Caliban at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (DrC22)

268
Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.

~~~~~

Now wait just a minute here...

Posted by: Deviled Eggs at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (Lsu4e)

269 249
Michael Moore says he is staying home...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (qf6WZ)

Translation: Michael Moore incapable of leaving house.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

Look, when even bear grease and a crowbar won't do it you just have to give up.

Posted by: Michael Moore, on His 5th Pizza at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

270 OT: Which is a better porn name? Rath Bone or Stick Shift?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (Nwg0u)

271 And I was called crazy for investing in popcorn futures.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (B+qrE)

272

Well, keep the tsunami's coming, because that is what it will take to break through the Media Filter.

You won't see much of this, or it will be softened, or it will be followed by a "but, Bush!..."

It has to come big. It has to be relentless, and it has to hit hard. Yuge Tsunami that does not end until election day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (qCMvj)

273 If anyone needs me, I'll be out back rolling in the Schadenfreude.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (bzd8I)

274 Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.
Posted by: Fritz
--------------
Cocktail sauce. With a dozen big, fat, cold shrimp.

Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (8F94N)

275 Sympathy for Jaws?

Hilarious thing is FBI is investigating Donkey-gate...

http://tinyurl.com/gp6xupd


Wanna bet FBI will find "intent" if they get someone?

Posted by: sven10077 at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (SzZnW)

276 Speaking of which, Your Grace, when is our torture and self-criticism thread today?
Posted by: Grump928(C) beating memes to death since 2006 at July 25, 2016 01:17 PM (rwI+c)

I thought that was every thread.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (0mRoj)

277 I don't understand what Hillary gains from making Wassermann on her campaign. The woman is almost as horrible as the witch herself. What is she going to do, bring in the Medusa vote?

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (1BQGO)

278 It's not quite Abraham Ribicoff and Richard Daley, but man, that is funny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2016 01:34 PM (B+qrE)

279 >>>Equine steak tartare, monsieur...because horseradish.<<<

Raw horse meat? Interesting. You'll probably not make a lot of friends with that on the menu, but I won't say it's necessarily bad.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:34 PM (WYh6/)

280 Well, wouldn't you toss in some faked super awful emails in with the Hillary stuff? What's she going to do, claim they're faked? How? Suddenly she remembers things? She can all of a sudden find the rest of the emails?

I mean, wouldn't you, if you were an Evil Overlord, do that just for shits and giggles?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (mf5HN)


Thing is.... /pets his white Cat...

You release only days before the actual vote... so they don't have time to counteract the story....

Posted by: Goldflinger at July 25, 2016 01:34 PM (qf6WZ)

281 Scandal: Hollywood Spends Decades Scripting Hillary Presidency



this reads like a nightmare when you see it all together



this is what we're up against, and we have the Beck disciple no-trumpers



newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (qCMvj)

========"25 Childrens Books Promote Hillary" - I think I will blog about that

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:34 PM (7lVbc)

282 They sure are pushing this Russian hacking meme to try to deflect the contents of those emails.

Huh. Last week, the message was "the Russian's didn't hack Hillary's private server, so no national intelligence secrets were compromised." This week, it's now "this is all because the Russians hacked the server and are spilling secrets in collusion with Trump."

Which is it, Democrats? You can't have your Kate, and Edith too...

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:35 PM (iIzG7)

283 Look, when even bear grease and a crowbar won't do it you just have to give up.
Posted by: Michael Moore
-------------

I know of an instance where a chainsaw was use to open the side of a house, because the woman was too big to fit through any of the doors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:35 PM (9mTYi)

284 >>I think it's worse than that. They are not so dumb that they actually think that the lunch is free. They just believe that they are truly so "special" that it is perfectly moral to make future generations pick up the tab.

Maybe. But it is incredible to listen to Bernie reel off a list of things he is proposing like $15 minimum wage, universal Medicare, free college, etc. and listen to the loons cheer. They never bother to explain where that money would come from other than making the rich pay their fair share.

When you point out that 1) they are already paying more than their fair share and 2) they don't have enough money to pay for all that shit even if we took all their money they just go all Triggly Puff and scream that it is only fair.

I think lots of them aren't just morally bankrupt their fucking idiots.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

285 Didnt sound like he was firing up the troops but more firing up the rioters.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 01:35 PM (iQIUe)

286 275 Sympathy for Jaws?

Hilarious thing is FBI is investigating Donkey-gate...

http://tinyurl.com/gp6xupd


Wanna bet FBI will find "intent" if they get someone?


Posted by: sven10077 at July 25, 2016 01:33 PM (SzZnW)


but not investigating who actually took the classified material off the secure systems and sent it to Ms. Clinton....

How.... interesting....

Posted by: Goldflinger at July 25, 2016 01:35 PM (qf6WZ)

287 "Mrs. Clinton, this is the police. We traced the protests and they are coming from inside the Convention Center! They're in the Convention Center with you!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

288 Look, when even bear grease and a crowbar won't do it you just have to give up.

Posted by: Michael Moore, on His 5th Pizza at July 25, 2016 01:32 PM (RD7QR)


He's getting close to the point where firemen will have to knock down a wall in his house to get him out.

Posted by: Gran at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (XIXhw)

289 firefox isn't putting in linebreaks when I post
<br />

Any way to force it?

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (7lVbc)

290 281 Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:34 PM (7lVbc)

Like I have been saying, women aged 30 have been programmed for 25 years by their teachers and WhoreEWood that Grammy H is entitled to office.

The NRO Billy Dee Kristol idiots are retards.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (SzZnW)

291 This is why Obama was so tough to beat, he got the
typical Dems and the young loons who really do think there is such a
thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:27 PM (/tuJf)


AND he is "Black"...well kinda

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (zp+j1)

292
How about Kielbasa?
Posted by: josephistan

Pick up both at Srodeck's in Hamtramck. Chunky veal and pork. You will not be disappointed.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (lZ0Jc)

293 Assange has said that he has info that will lead to Hillary's indictment.

That can't be true. If he had damning evidence that would ruin Hillary, he'd already be dead.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (iIzG7)

294 The DNC battlecry: THE TRUTH?! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (Nwg0u)

295 I think lots of them aren't just morally bankrupt their fucking idiots.

Why can't they be both!??!

Dare to dream big!

Posted by: Bamlet the First, Mad King of Folksilvania at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (XdbLA)

296
AND he is "Black"...well kinda
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (zp+j1)

HALFBLACK!!!

Posted by: The Duck at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (0mRoj)

297 I don't understand what Hillary gains from making Wassermann on her campaign.

SIlence?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (nIGPZ)

298 the Donks and their patsies in the MSM

LOL - I read that as "pasties". Still appropriate, though. Since the MSM covers up the Dems naughty parts

Posted by: db at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (Gh3mF)

299

They owe the Poodle so much, but I heard she is only in her position until the end of the week.

Big mistake putting her out there today.

She most likely won't be back tomorrow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (qCMvj)

300 Assange has said that he has info that will lead to Hillary's indictment.

That can't be true. If he had damning evidence that would ruin Hillary, he'd already be dead.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (iIzG7)


Well there is a reason he is in Russia comrade

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (zp+j1)

301 "It's 1968 all over again."

Holy cannoli. Inside the ballroom where Lil' Debbie was speaking, they had to have a phalanx of uniformed cops separating the podium from the crowd? Yeah, that's pretty damned 1968.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (noWW6)

302 I mean, wouldn't you, if you were an Evil Overlord, do that just for shits and giggles?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (mf5HN)


There's the prank phone calls, those are always a knee slapper.

And Iowahawk already said that Putin did donuts in Obama's front lawn.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (hLRSq)

303 Huh. Last week, the message was "the Russian's didn't hack Hillary's private server, so no national intelligence secrets were compromised." This week, it's now "this is all because the Russians hacked the server and are spilling secrets in collusion with Trump."

Which is it, Democrats? You can't have your Kate, and Edith too...

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:35 PM (iIzG7)

Keep in mind, they're now talking about two different sets of emails. The current mess was hacked from the DNC.

Hill-dog's yet to drop.

Posted by: Golfman at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (b6FQn)

304 289 firefox isn't putting in linebreaks when I post


Any way to force it?
Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (7lVbc)

You have to use square brackets: [ ]

Posted by: Michael Moore, on His 5th Pizza at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

305 Salting my hash browns with DWS tears. Yum-nomnomnom

Posted by: Civility at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (vi+pp)

306 You Megalomaniacs, with your stupid little White Cats!

Poofters, all of you!

Posted by: OneEyedJack, getting kisses from his miniature giraffe at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (kKHcp)

307 >>I don't understand what Hillary gains from making Wassermann on her
campaign. The woman is almost as horrible as the witch herself. What is
she going to do, bring in the Medusa vote?


A. It keeps her from turning on Hillary. She might be tempted to lash out if she felt abandoned and/or if she thought it would redeem her career.

B. This assumes that DWS wasn't "working" for Hillary all along; the only difference is that she's now officially on the campaign's payroll.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

308 I'm guessing that hushpuppies aren't a part of a low carb diet.

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (6xtq3)

309 Furthermore, they chanted "Lock her up!" at that breakfast.

Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown.


The democrats could have avoided all of this if they had just practiced IF.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (zc3Db)

310 speaking of conventions,
Trump's doing a reddit qa live - ask me anything session 6.30 edt
that's where Bernie people hang out ; they put up a list with links to the most damning stuff from the email dump too


Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (c6/9Q)

311 Jabba the Documentarian sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

312 290 Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (XzRw1)

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yes we have taken the Japanese Sex Bot in a whole new direction, it's a trained Paramedic, Psychiatrist AND Sex Worker....

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Posted by: sven10077 at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (SzZnW)

313 SIlence?
====================

That's what I'm thinking. The least harmful choice.

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (JBggj)

314 Assange has said that he has info that will lead to Hillary's indictment
----


Assange has far more faith in the system than I do

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (mEZce)

315 firefox isn't putting in linebreaks when I post


Any way to force it?

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (7lVbc)


If you have an adblocker, you can add "innovaeditor.js" to your block list. This will turn off the not-so-WYSIWYG comment editor.

Posted by: Gran at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (XIXhw)

316 Well there is a reason he is in Russia comrade

I thought that her foundation was the Clinton Global Initiative. That doesn't apply to her striking range?

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (iIzG7)

317 >>>What if you dye it green and call it wasabi?<<<

Actually, horseradish and wasabi would be excellent topics for a food thread. I don't really know jack about either one except that they're delicious.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (WYh6/)

318 I don't understand what Hillary gains from making Wassermann on her campaign.

-
The bodies stay buried.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (Nwg0u)

319 I'm guessing that hushpuppies aren't a part of a low carb diet.
Posted by: Weasel

Hushpuppies sound good right now. What breed do you use?

Posted by: Queen Barry I at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (UPYhp)

320 Well there is a reason he is in Russia comrade

No, that's Edward Snowden. Julian is still haunting the Ecuadorean embassy in London.

Hard to keep Putin's moles separate, isn't it?

And I remember when Edward Snowden was a hero to the left, too!

Last month, wasn't it?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 25, 2016 01:40 PM (XdbLA)

321 We're not going to get a great headline like, "Chuck Todd killed and dismembered by raging delegates".

That's not going to happen because these people are cupcakes and pussies.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 01:30 PM (4ErVI)



Dude. It's Philly.

All we have to do is lure him outside of the fence, set up the teleprompter and have him say "Goodnight, Philadelphia and the Eagles suck ass."

Nature will take its course.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:40 PM (mf5HN)

322 He gives Donald a 57.5% chance of winning.



Panic time at DNC headquarters!

Posted by: zombie at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (jBuUi)


I want to print out these articles and rub them all over my naked body. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 01:40 PM (LUG6K)

323 Michael Moore > Pizza the Hutt

Posted by: OneEyedJack, getting kisses from his miniature giraffe at July 25, 2016 01:40 PM (kKHcp)

324 "It's 1968 all over again."

Holy cannoli. Inside the ballroom where Lil' Debbie was speaking, they had to have a phalanx of uniformed cops separating the podium from the crowd? Yeah, that's pretty damned 1968.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (noWW6)

Yeah not really. You youngins don't remember Chicago that well I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pswvi3QN_tI

Though your brother's bound and gagged
And they've chained him to a chair
Won't you please come to Chicago
Just to sing

In a land that's known as freedom
How can such a thing be fair
Won't you please come to Chicago
For the help that we can bring

We can change the world
Re-arrange the world
It's dying ... to get better

Politicians sit yourself down
There's nothing for you here
Won't you please come to Chicago
For a ride

Don't ask Jack to help you
'Cause he'll turn the other ear
Won't you please come to Chicago
Or else join the other side

We can change the world
Re-arrange the world
It's dying ... if you believe in justice
It's dying ... and if you believe in freedom
It's dying ... let a man live his own life
It's dying ... rules and regulations, who needs them
Open up the door

Somehow people must be free
I hope the day comes soon
Won't you please come to Chicago
Show your face

From the bottum of the ocean
To the mountains on the moon
Won't you please come to Chicago
No one else can take your place



Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:40 PM (zp+j1)

325 speaking of conventions,
Trump's doing a reddit qa live - ask me anything session 6.30 edt
that's where Bernie people hang out ; they put up a list with links to the most damning stuff from the email dump too


Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (c6/9Q)


and people think Trump is not smart

he's got millions following him on Twitter, and now reddit. Awesome.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (qCMvj)

326 297 I don't understand what Hillary gains from making Wassermann on her campaign.

SIlence?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (nIGPZ)

That, plus it's easier to take her for a walk in the park on a warm night.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

327 firefox isn't putting in linebreaks when I post
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On the upside, you can use any bathroom that you care to.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (9mTYi)

328 Posted by: Golfman at July 25, 2016 01:38 PM (b6FQn)

Its a pretty sad commentary on the state of our nation, when we are HOPING a Foreign Nation who is not really our friend, to have illegally tapped into communications, and release that information, because our own 'Law Enforcement' can't do that job....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (qf6WZ)

329 Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown.

Some people are more hostile that others before they get their morning coffee. Or, in Hillary's case, the hair of the dog.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (iIzG7)

330 I want to print out these articles and rub them all over my naked body. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 25, 2016 01:40 PM (LUG6K)


too soon

you don't want to be let down that hard later on

the gop still have plenty of time to make this worse than it already is - they're trying to elect hillary

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (qCMvj)

331 Julian is still haunting the Ecuadorean embassy in London.


For the life of me I don't understand that.

He's hiding from trumped up sex charges in Sweden so he imprisons himself in the embassy?

I think he's afraid of something else, but I can't imagine what.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (mgbwf)

332 "It's 1968 all over again."

Holy cannoli. Inside the ballroom where Lil' Debbie was speaking, they had to have a phalanx of uniformed cops separating the podium from the crowd? Yeah, that's pretty damned 1968.


Posted by: torquewrench at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (noWW6)


IIRC the 1968 Democrat Party protestors were outside....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (hLRSq)

333 I don't understand what Hillary gains from making Wassermann on her campaign.

SIlence?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 01:37 PM (nIGPZ)


Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" Or the people who know where the bodies are buried

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (zp+j1)

334 they just go all Triggly Puff and scream that it is only fair.

============

The over-diagnosed, over-medicated, overfed, over-coddled infantilized masses praying to their Fairness gods.

Ladies and gentlemen , I give you the modern Progressive.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (GhzOW)

335 I have this image in my head of Bernie Sanders doing a speech outside the convention to tens of thousands of supporters where he says,

"Mrs. Clinton, tear down this fence."


Posted by: Ustenov
-----------


At least they can remove the sign that says "Hypocrites Only"

Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (VndSC)

336 and people think Trump is not smart



he's got millions following him on Twitter, and now reddit. Awesome.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (qCMvj)

"forget that snoozefest at the DNC, come join me on reddit"

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (c6/9Q)

337 Actually, horseradish and wasabi would be excellent topics for a food thread. I don't really know jack about either one except that they're delicious.
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (WYh6/)


don't forget kimchi

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (qCMvj)

338 I wonder if the City of Philly hosed all the hobo dick cheese off the streets to make it all nice and shiny for when the BEAST rises forth from the ABYSS with smoke and flames to claim the nomination.

Posted by: jagamo at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (F8CD3)

339 IIRC the 1968 Democrat Party protestors were outside....
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (hLRSq)

Yeah? I was mugged on the convention floor

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (zp+j1)

340 reddit may need bigger servers

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (c6/9Q)

341 Its a pretty sad commentary on the state of our nation, when we are HOPING a Foreign Nation who is not really our friend, to have illegally tapped into communications, and release that information, because our own 'Law Enforcement' can't do that job....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:41 PM (qf6WZ)

Sad, indeed. And you can bet that DNC server was more secure than the one in Hill-dog's basement.

Posted by: Golfman at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (b6FQn)

342 "forget that snoozefest at the DNC, come join me on reddit"
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (c6/9Q)


once you go there, you never come out

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:44 PM (qCMvj)

343 "I think Democrats seriously underestimated the fury at how they fixed
the election. If only we could generate that kind of rage and response
to fixed national elections instead of going 'oh, well he probably
cheated but it would look crazy to say so and we should just accept it!'"

Part of the issue with Republicans not contesting obviously stolen elections (cough 2012 cough) is that the supergeniuses at the RNC allowed themselves to get roped into signing a consent decree which, get this, prohibited the RNC from contesting obviously stolen elections.

Never failing to fail.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 25, 2016 01:44 PM (noWW6)

344 >>Its a pretty sad commentary on the state of our nation, when we are
HOPING a Foreign Nation who is not really our friend, to have illegally
tapped into communications, and release that information, because our
own 'Law Enforcement' can't do that job....


Eh, think it's more that we're certain many enemy states hacked Hillary's server, so we're hoping that one of them does us the favor of proving it to defy the narrative that Hillary is totes innocent, if a bit sloppy in her email and classified doc handling.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

345 I think he's afraid of something else, but I can't imagine what.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (mgbwf)

That must be subtle sarcasm. That a man who throws light on the dirty secrets of the powerful would have any worries?

Posted by: OneEyedJack, getting kisses from his miniature giraffe at July 25, 2016 01:44 PM (kKHcp)

346 I never thought I'd use this word in conjunction with Dummy Waterhead-Slutz, but that forced smile on her face is beautiful, especially the way it keeps slipping.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 01:45 PM (wvPvB)

347 He gives Donald a 57.5% chance of winning.



Panic time at DNC headquarters!

-
From coronation to crap infestation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:45 PM (Nwg0u)

348 Breakfast of champions!

Posted by: Killerdog at July 25, 2016 01:45 PM (gNrgn)

349 I think he's afraid of something else, but I can't imagine what.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (mgbwf)



Polonium?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 01:45 PM (mf5HN)

350 Ok, do the democrats Hispanic outreach was "Taco Bowl" outreach in their internals. Trump was eating from a Taco bowl on May 5, I fear a Russian influence on the Trump campaign.... Heheheheheheheheeee....

Posted by: the garbone at July 25, 2016 01:45 PM (P9eG+)

351 Never failing to fail.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 25, 2016 01:44 PM (noWW6)

It was the easiest thing to do..

Posted by: GOP, channeling CSN&Y at July 25, 2016 01:46 PM (kKHcp)

352 Tim Kaine - islamophile

>>Appointed muslim Brotherhood front leader, who supports Hamas, to Virginia's Immigration Commission. Even an anti-islamist muslim organization criticized this appointment as reckless.

>>Spoke at a dinner honoring muslim Brotherhood terror suspect, Jamal Barzinji, who has been called the founding father of muslim Brotherhood in America.

>>Received and accepted in excess of $43,000 from muslim Brotherhood tied organizations for his gubernatorial bid.

From The Clarion Project:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gsvoswk

Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 01:46 PM (Lsu4e)

353 Yeah? I was mugged on the convention floor

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (zp+j1)


I thought that was Katie Couric and Lester Holt.

Or am I mixing up your conspiracy theories?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

354 In fairness to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, there was no bacon served at that breakfast.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 25, 2016 01:46 PM (4e+hS)

355 July, folks. It's still July. Let's not stimulate one another's genitals quite yet.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

356 303 Also, how do they line up
"Trump will cause WW3 by tweeting nasty things about Putin"
with
"Putin wants Trump to win".
That has to mean that Putin wants WW3! What's up with that, does Putin need Trump to provide him cover?

Posted by: FrackManTheHappy at July 25, 2016 01:46 PM (paHBV)

357 So, who's going to sign up for Reddit now?

"Trump announces he's doing AMA on Reddit"

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/757570066066046976

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (vBeA5)

358 Yeah not really. You youngins don't remember Chicago that well I guess.
-------------

*recalls image of hippy being thrown through a plate glass window by a cop*

Good days, good days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (9mTYi)

359 Eh, think it's more that we're certain many enemy states hacked Hillary's server, so we're hoping that one of them does us the favor of proving it to defy the narrative that Hillary is totes innocent, if a bit sloppy in her email and classified doc handling.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 01:44 PM (NOIQH)


Not many left that haven't already been paid off or bribed by the Clintons (see Clinton Cash movie). Like they say, follow the money. Find someone who hasn't benefited, and they will have lots to say.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (qCMvj)

360 It's like you can't keep fooling most of the people, most of the time, or even some of the people, most of the time now: it's showing allover the place tomorrow!

Posted by: MoJoTee at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (aR8Ih)

361 This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)

362 348 Breakfast of champions!

Posted by: Killerdog at July 25, 2016 01:45 PM (gNrgn)



I've paid my dues
Time after time

I've done my sentence
But committed no crime

And bad mistakes
I've made a few

I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

Posted by: Bernie Supporter at Breakfast? at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (qf6WZ)

363 358 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (9mTYi)

Ah Donk on Donk violence....the pity is the 1968 Good Democrats lost their party on a long enough timeline.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 25, 2016 01:48 PM (SzZnW)

364 He's hiding from trumped up sex charges in Sweden so he imprisons himself in the embassy?

I think he's afraid of something else, but I can't imagine what.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2016 01:42 PM (mgbwf)


Swedish guys will do almost anything to be able to have sex without rubbers. In Sweden, the only way a guy can have sex without rubbers is with Bubba Johanson in jail.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2016 01:48 PM (zc3Db)

365 Wonder if there is anything about Maureen Dean in those e-mails?

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at July 25, 2016 01:48 PM (lZ0Jc)

366 Yeah? I was mugged on the convention floor

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (zp+j1)


I thought that was Katie Couric and Lester Holt.

Or am I mixing up your conspiracy theories?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

Chicago's mayor, Richard J. Daley, intended to showcase his and the city's achievements to national Democrats and the news media. Instead, the proceedings became notorious for the large number of demonstrators and the use of force by the Chicago police during what was supposed to be, in the words of the Yippie activist organizers, "A Festival of Life."[4] Rioting took place between the Chicago Police Department, who were assisted by the Illinois National Guard, and peaceful demonstrators. The disturbances were well publicized by the mass media, with some journalists and reporters being caught up in the violence. Network newsmen Mike Wallace, Dan Rather and Edwin Newman were assaulted by the Chicago police while inside the halls of the Democratic Convention.[14]

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:48 PM (zp+j1)

367 361
This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.



Thug moms. They're not "moms," they're egg donors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 01:48 PM (1ZOkK)

368 In fairness to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, there was no bacon served at that breakfast.
Posted by: Dr Spank
-----------

I rather doubt that religious orthodoxy plays any part in Debby's life, unless of course, it might useful politically.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:49 PM (9mTYi)

369 Russia, doing the jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2016 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

370 Hey, Debbie Washerwoman Schlitz!

The whole world's watching!
The whole world's watching!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:49 PM (Nwg0u)

371 So the only thing that gets a democrat riled up is the DNC chair playing favorites?

Nothing about emails and graft does it.

Couldn't care less about dead baby parts on eBay.

But favoritism? RIOTS!!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 01:49 PM (cGJ7O)

372 361 This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)


RNC? Mother's of Heroes of Benghazi, Mothers who lost children to Illegal Aliens...

DNC? Mothers of Thugs....

Kind of puts the whole election in perspective doesn't it?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:49 PM (qf6WZ)

373 I rather doubt that religious orthodoxy plays any part in Debby's life, unless of course, it might useful politically.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-------

See also - Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:49 PM (9mTYi)

374 This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.


Thug moms. They're not "moms," they're egg donors.

-
Motherthuggers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:50 PM (Nwg0u)

375 "I think it's worse than that. They are not so dumb that they actually
think that the lunch is free. They just believe that they are truly so
"special" that it is perfectly moral to make future generations pick up
the tab."

Just wait until they realize they are being purposefully replaced by third world immigrants - and they will be picking up the tab. And all those wonderful third world cultures they rave about enriching their lives ? Mostly just poverty and ignorance from another country. Good times.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 01:50 PM (1BQGO)

376 76 The so-called Russian connection meme puzzles me.
What does it matter who leaked the DNC emails?
It could be aliens from Alpha Centauri for all I care.
Still doesn't change what's in those emails.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:04 PM (7lVbc)


No, no. no. You don't understand the MSM playbook. That's not how it works.

This is how it works:

If the e-mail leaks hurt Republicans/conservatives, then the news stories will be all about the content, who did or said what, and what does it tell us about Republicans, etc.

If the e-mail leaks hurt Democrats/liberals, then the news stories will be all about who leaked the e-mails and why, and should they be arrested for doing something illegal, and are Republicans involved, etc.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 01:50 PM (QuXrb)

377 DNC? Mothers of Thugs....


So, what you're saying is that the speakers list for the Dem convention is a bunch of motherthuggers.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:50 PM (iIzG7)

378 Ironic how the left has decided they don't like the Russians, first time since 1917.

Are they saying "Reset" (Overcharge) didn't work?

Posted by: person for Hillary at July 25, 2016 01:51 PM (eSQgj)

379 This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor
------------

And as pointed out here before, curiously, no fathers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:51 PM (9mTYi)

380


https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4uiq42/its_happening_donald_j_trump_the_man_the_legend/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 25, 2016 01:51 PM (qCMvj)

381 >>This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.

I hope their dads can watch from prison.

#KeepHopeAlive

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 25, 2016 01:51 PM (4e+hS)

382 You gotta love the Saudis helping Hillary by dumping oil prices through the floor. See, Democrats are great, gas prices are low!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)

383 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:48 PM (zp+j1)


Thank you! It was the Chicago Police that gave Dan the hickory shampoo, it wasn't Katie and Lester.

They just profited from it decades later when the post head-thumpin' dementia kicked in.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:52 PM (hLRSq)

384 I hope their dads can watch from prison.

You're assuming the men watching even know they might have been the fathers of the dearly departed.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (iIzG7)

385 This is too precious. Shark Mouth tweeted this during the RNC:

Hey @Reince - I'm in Cleveland if you need another chair to help keep your convention in order.

#RNCinCLE

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (1ZOkK)

386 Oooooooooooo. Embigening barrel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (9mTYi)

387 357
So, who's going to sign up for Reddit now?

I was actually thinking about it - signing up for reddit - because of something else. Hmmm.

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (7lVbc)

388 "a phalanx of uniformed cops separating the podium from the crowd?"

really ? wow. far out !

breaking new ground here.

*wanders off to kitchen seeking popcorn*
*nomnomnom*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (gUoN4)

389 DWS: Hey, y'all got any cormbreab?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j9feahv

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (aKCrL)

390 Weird year. Me, rooting for a commie to take down a felon so a reality show can win the Presidency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (cGJ7O)

391 382 You gotta love the Saudis helping Hillary by dumping oil prices through the floor. See, Democrats are great, gas prices are low!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)

Wonder how long they can sustain that -- Achmed the Saudi in the Street gets a lot of handouts. What if that stops?

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

392 No one can complain about me! I stabbed Bernie in the back fair and square!

Posted by: Hillary at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (b8GUr)

393 Ahhh. Stretches out and gets comfortable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (9mTYi)

394 >>>In fairness to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, there was no bacon served at that breakfast.<<<

The last time Debbie ate breakfast in public was from a chum bucket off the back of the Orca.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (WYh6/)

395 387 Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (7lVbc)

Eh I'm trying to wean myself of things....

reddit has entirely too many subreddits to devour your time.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (SzZnW)

396 Yeah? I was mugged on the convention floor

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 25, 2016 01:43 PM (zp+j1)

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (Nwg0u)

397
Hey Hey

Ho Ho

DWS has got to go!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (kdS6q)

398 "I don't understand what Hillary gains from making Wassermann on her campaign."

It also sends a signal to Hillary's people that she takes care of her own. For anyone in public office to do this, it's quite corrosive of old-school ethics and patriotism.

Crooked Hillary indeed!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (r1fLd)

399 "Kind of puts the whole election in perspective doesn't it?"



They don't even try to hide anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (9ym/8)

400 Little Boy Blue the margins...
He needed the money, OH!

Posted by: Andrew "Dice" Clay at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (UPYhp)

401 361 This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+)


*Philadelphia cop on the demonstrator proof fence*
"Now you kids stay back over there and don't go thirty feet to my left where there is a big hole in the fence you can quietly slip through and then head to the unlocked loading dock entrance to the convention center, you hear?"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

402 Some little know accomplishments of Hillary that will be brought out at the convention::

Hillary Clinton invented electricity
Hillary Clinton was the first person to walk on the moon
Hillary Clinton led the Allies armies to defeat the Nazis

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (1BQGO)

403 >>Not many left that haven't already been paid off or bribed by the
Clintons (see Clinton Cash movie). Like they say, follow the money.
Find someone who hasn't benefited, and they will have lots to say.

Watched "Clinton Cash" this weekend and ordered the paperback!
Loooove that Clinton Cash was the top of the trending list on facebook thanks to Bernie supporters and Jill Stein passing along the link.

If it takes the DNC leaks to finally wake these people, so be it. The goal is keep Hillary out of office. We can deal with their commie leanings and idiocy another time.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

404 Now it can be told. Mook looks like a mook.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:55 PM (Nwg0u)

405 382 You gotta love the Saudis helping Hillary by dumping oil prices through the floor. See, Democrats are great, gas prices are low!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)


Saudis are keeping oil low for 2 reasons...

1. They have reserves of cash... the enemies they are fighting do not...

2. They want the absolute destruction of the US oil industry.... where we really need oil above about $65 a barrel to be competitive... and the low oil prices are forcing oil drillers in the US out of business right and left...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:55 PM (qf6WZ)

406 The left always attacks the messenger if it makes them look bad. It's in Alinsky's Rules.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 01:55 PM (eSQgj)

407 390 Weird year. Me, rooting for a commie to take down a felon so a reality show can win the Presidency.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 01:53 PM (cGJ7O)

That beats all, doesn't it?!?!

Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2016 01:55 PM (ezHMO)

408 They really are trying their best to push the Russian-Trump connection, but it's not going over well. It doesn't help that Obama just did the same thing in Isreal, and others are bringing up all the CIA coups over the years.

For what it's worth I was at a concert Saturday night, talked to the lead guitarist. One of his bands (he's in 4) played at the RNC. I didn't bother to ask his political orientation, but he did volunteer that he had been a Bernie supporter before Bernie "sold him out," and now he has two choices: Stein or Johnson. He was actually pretty excited about Stein. I didn't bother to add anything to that decision. Bottom line? This Bernie thing isn't going away.

Posted by: Alex #11 at July 25, 2016 01:56 PM (EUMt/)

409 I'd like some intrepid reporter to ask Hillary if her toilet server had as much security as the DNC server and if not why shouldn't we expect that Russia has all the classified emails she sent and received?

Also, who gives a shit who released the emails, the content of the emails is very damning so why aren't you dealing with that Hillary?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:56 PM (/tuJf)

410 The NRO Billy Dee Kristol idiots are retards.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 25, 2016 01:36 PM (SzZnW)
Yes they are

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 01:56 PM (eSQgj)

411 It also sends a signal to Hillary's people that she takes care of her own.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE RON BROWN AND VINCE FOSTER WERE USED TO SEND THAT VERY SAME MESSAGE, BUT IN ANOTHER WAY.

- Ben Roethlisberger

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:56 PM (iIzG7)

412 402 Some little know accomplishments of Hillary that will be brought out at the convention::

Hillary Clinton invented electricity
Hillary Clinton was the first person to walk on the moon
Hillary Clinton led the Allies armies to defeat the Nazis


Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (1BQGO)


See! More Clinton LIES!!!

Because we know that the Moon Landing was faked!

Posted by: Bernie Supporter at July 25, 2016 01:56 PM (qf6WZ)

413 The Clinton News Network isn't even trying to hide their Hell Beast love.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 01:57 PM (1ZOkK)

414 Chanting in Philly:
"Hell No DNC
We won't vote for Hillary!"

Bwahahahahaha!

B b b b but, the RNC was such a disaster!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 01:57 PM (Lsu4e)

415 I wonder what the body odor is like among the Bernie Bros in this heat?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (1ZOkK)

416 The Clinton News Network isn't even trying to hide their Hell Beast love.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 01:57 PM (1ZOkK)

which begs the question: Why are you watching that?

You a masochist? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (zp+j1)

417 Looking at the Bernie / DNC support email leak as a neutral observer, I would say Bernie has no right to complain as he's not even a Democrat and he screwed the DNC by using their resources to run for President. Little commie bitch. I still hate Hillary more though.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (W9BSD)

418 If you have an adblocker, you can add
"innovaeditor.js" to your block list. This will turn off the
not-so-WYSIWYG comment editor.

Posted by: Gran at July 25, 2016 01:39 PM (XIXhw)

I have u-block original - let me see how to do that.Thanks!

Posted by: @votermom at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (7lVbc)

419 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE RON BROWN AND VINCE FOSTER WERE USED TO SEND THAT VERY SAME MESSAGE, BUT IN ANOTHER WAY.

- Ben Roethlisberger
Posted by: Qoheleth
--------------

Many, many supporters of Stalin met a bad end. It all has to do with usefulness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (9mTYi)

420 If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only..

Posted by: IP at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (Fol9S)

421 Bernie looked SCARED when the crowd started booing his endorsement of Hillary and Muffley. Being a communist, he knows what happens to apparatchiks when they're no longer useful.

I think I detected a Nazi salute from Bernie--of course, the History Channel is showing a Third Reich documentary while the DNC is convening in Nurem, er, Philly.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (hqZPQ)

422 which begs the question: Why are you watching that?



You a masochist? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (zp+j1)


Not watching. Skimmed over it. Just enough to see the love.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (1ZOkK)

423 415 I wonder what the body odor is like among the Bernie Bros in this heat?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (1ZOkK)

All the rats are swimming for Camden to get a breath of fresh air.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

424 Before there was a delete key, there were paper shredders.

Bitch has always been a destroyer of words.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (cGJ7O)

425 I wonder what the body odor is like among the Bernie Bros in this heat?

It would be like being a hundred feet downwind from a slaughterhouse.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (iIzG7)

426

All we are saying

is give Reince a chance....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (kdS6q)

427 Looking at the Bernie / DNC support email leak as a neutral observer, I would say Bernie has no right to complain as he's not even a Democrat and he screwed the DNC by using their resources to run for President. Little commie bitch. I still hate Hillary more though.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (W9BSD)


Ya know I never understood why they let him run in the first place?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (zp+j1)

428 >>If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only..

Fartfignewton?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (/tuJf)

429 This is what happens when you encourage this type of behavior. Everyt grievance turns into a cause, and therefore requires a protest/demonstration. That's why PCU is one of my favorite movies. It's the conclusion of what the left wanted...then.

Posted by: Gungrabby McGrabberson at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (4gpEe)

430 If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only..



Posted by: IP at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (Fol9S)

Ragnarok

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (hLRSq)

431 Bernie has no right to complain as he's not even a Democrat and he screwed the DNC by using their resources to run for President. Little commie bitch.

-
NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (Nwg0u)

432 Looking at the Bernie / DNC support email leak as a
neutral observer, I would say Bernie has no right to complain as he's
not even a Democrat and he screwed the DNC by using their resources to
run for President. Little commie bitch. I still hate Hillary more
though.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM
~~~~~~

Sure he does. He's been a reliable vote for them for years.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (Lsu4e)

433
Bottom line? This Bernie thing isn't going away.



I don't believe it. Bernie is going to give a speech slamming Teh Donald, just as Lieawatha will. He might not explicity endorse Scankles, but so long as he doesn't lead his people in a chant of "Lock Her Up!" everything will be fine.

After three solid months of DNC / MFM propaganda, the BernOuts will realize that Bernie was practicing realpolitik all along and that the moral imperative is to keep Trump out of the White House.

Don't fool yourself. In the end, even the smelliest, dreadlocked, trustafarian BernieBot will pull the lever for Hillary. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2016 02:00 PM (X6fMO)

434 You a masochist? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Nevergiveup
------------

For the love of mike, stop discouraging people. They are grinding their teeth while watching.

Posted by: A Fellow Dentist at July 25, 2016 02:00 PM (9mTYi)

435 Yeah true. A mom is actually around to raise kids and be part of their life, not passing off kid to someone else then cry when he gets killed attacking cops.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (39g3+)

436 430 If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only..

Posted by: IP at July 25, 2016 01:58 PM (Fol9S)


Lederhosen?

Posted by: Gran at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (XIXhw)

437 If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only..



Flammenwefersitspinkler

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (4Hf9E)

438 For the love of mike, stop discouraging people. They are grinding their teeth while watching.
Posted by: A Fellow Dentist at July 25, 2016 02:00 PM (9mTYi)

LOL...Good Point!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (zp+j1)

439 If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only..

-
Hillzapoppen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (Nwg0u)

440 I don't know. Hillary brings out a seething rage in people on both sides. Weird, I know.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (cGJ7O)

441 I wonder who will be coaching the moms of the movement. Pat Smith spoke from her heart and touched an entire audience in Cleveland and those watching on TV.

These moms speaking tomorrow are speaking from a base agenda and therefore will have to be coached and scripted. I predict a disaster.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (oiNtH)

442 >>> You gotta love the Saudis helping Hillary by dumping oil prices through the floor.

"Wonder how long they can sustain that -- Achmed the Saudi in the Street gets a lot of handouts. What if that stops?"

There's that, and there's also the fact that the aggressive young new face leading the House of Saud came up with a brilliant plan to deal with that pesky insurgency down in Yemen. He'd flood in the elite Saudi mercenaries -- sorry, soldiers -- and quell the rebellion promptly.

Instead, the elite Saudi mercenaries -- sorry, soldiers -- have gotten absolutely mauled by the Yemeni rebels. Very heavy losses of very expensive equipment. (The Saudi version of the AH-64 Apache costs something like $150M inclusive of contractor kickbacks to the Saudi MoD.)

The Yemenis are now to the point where they're starting to operate inside Saudi borders with relative impunity, and the Saudis still don't have a handle on the problem. Other than spending a ton of money from the rapidly shrinking national coffers.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 25, 2016 02:01 PM (noWW6)

443 Don't fool yourself. In the end, even the smelliest, dreadlocked, trustafarian BernieBot will pull the lever for Hillary. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins
--------

Agreed. They will line up around the block and wait to do so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 02:02 PM (9mTYi)

444 441
I wonder who will be coaching the moms of the movement.

I just hope they don't use a cursive font in the teleprompter.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 02:02 PM (hqZPQ)

445 Bernie has already endorsed Hillary, and he will go up onstage and do it.

Despite the deflagration going on at the DNC the press will say, see, this is beautiful, and Cruz's failure to endorse proves that Trump is Hitler!

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2016 02:02 PM (tewYv)

446 Don't fool yourself. In the end, even the smelliest, dreadlocked, trustafarian BernieBot will pull the lever for Hillary. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins
--------

Agreed. They will line up around the block and wait to do so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Probably 5 or 6 times.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 02:03 PM (UPYhp)

447 "Flammenwefersitspinkler"


Man, you gotta take a deep breath before trying to say that one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 02:03 PM (9ym/8)

448 Aw shucks. They're not gonna let Snaggletooth gavel-in the convention.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 02:03 PM (Lsu4e)

449 I just hope they don't use a cursive font in the teleprompter.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 25, 2016 02:02 PM (hqZPQ)


ISWYDT

Posted by: Gran at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (XIXhw)

450 The overlying theme of all the Thug Moms will be:

"He was a good boy. Turning his life around. Planning to go to community college this fall to study___________ [culinary arts would be my favorite]. Just wanted to pick up a bag of Skittles and a soft drink."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)

451 It's almost as if the DNC blew so much sunshine up their own skirts they couldn't tell how upset their own people were.

Weirdly hilarious.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

452 249
Michael Moore says he is staying home...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 25, 2016 01:28 PM (qf6WZ)

Translation: Michael Moore incapable of leaving house.
Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

Reminds me of this documentary I watched a while ago about the worldest heaviest man getting married. He basically needed a flat-bed truck to get around. (He was in the bed because he couldn't fit into a cab.
So its possible Moore can't get out of the house.

Plus the flies would be distracting at the convention.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (hJrjt)

453 Probably 5 or 6 times.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
------------

Bringing the bodies of their dead with them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (9mTYi)

454
Ya know I never understood why they let him run in the first place?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 01:59 PM (zp+j1)

Because they needed a couple of stiffs up there to make it seem like it wasn't a coronation.

Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (lKyWE)

455 "Hillary Clinton was the first person to walk on the moon"

Not a lot of people know this, NASA kept it all on the Q.T., but I actually got out first. Someone had to hold the camera.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (noWW6)

456 These moms speaking tomorrow are speaking from a base agenda and
therefore will have to be coached and scripted. I predict a disaster.


They don't strike me as the type of people who do well with scripts. We should take bets on which one will be the first to say "that's retarded, sir," on national television. Do you think they have that ten-second tape delay?

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 25, 2016 02:05 PM (iIzG7)

457 If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only..

-
Blitzfurnuggenstuppen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 02:05 PM (Nwg0u)

458 I'm pretty sure this erection is going to last more than four hours.

I just heard that photos of DWS have been approved by the FDA for treatment of priapism.

If that doesn't work, you can try the recently Horde developed experimental treatment of watching Lena and Trigglypuff scissor, with Joy Behar announcing the play-by-play and Whoopi providing the commentary.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 02:05 PM (zzUT1)

459
'Is that you? Can you tell me what somebody like you, who uses the word "diplomacy", like she's chastising me, is doing at a rebel rally?'

* * *

I wasn't able to figure reddit out in 2.8 seconds so I quit.

But really, how do you use it?

* * *

May God bless and keep Bingo.

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 02:05 PM (pC96u)

460 "The Yemenis are now to the point where they're starting to operate inside Saudi borders with relative impunity, and the Saudis still don't have a handle on the problem. "


Uncle Sugar will wind up involved in this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 02:05 PM (9ym/8)

461 Posted by: Jane D'oh at

Hillary's team desperate to increase black turnout by pretending to care about black youth.


Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2016 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

462 Bernie the huge single issue anti-establishment candidate to give rousing endorsement to the entrenched crooked establishment candidate.

The story of the Left.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 25, 2016 02:06 PM (W9BSD)

463 LOL - now DWS has removed herself (been removed, I should say) from the opening tonight.





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on a high note that I am not going to gavel in the convention," Wasserman
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Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 25, 2016 02:06 PM (/5WQL)

464

Poland: an Iraqi arrested in possession of explosives before Pope's arrival.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 02:06 PM (iQIUe)

465 They don't strike me as the type of people who do well with scripts. We
should take bets on which one will be the first to say "that's retarded,
sir," on national television. Do you think they have that ten-second
tape delay?



I'd give just about anything for Rachel Jeantel to speak on behalf of St. Trayvon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 02:06 PM (1ZOkK)

466 Reminds me of this documentary I watched a while ago about the worldest heaviest man getting married. He basically needed a flat-bed truck to get around. (He was in the bed because he couldn't fit into a cab.

So its possible Moore can't get out of the house.

Plus the flies would be distracting at the convention.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (hJrjt)


Not to mention all the food vendors are terrified.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 02:07 PM (QuXrb)

467 These moms speaking tomorrow are speaking from a base agenda and therefore will have to be coached and scripted.

What was the name of Trayvon's girlfriend? I don't suppose these women are terribly more educated or gifted as speakers.

Don't fool yourself. In the end, even the smelliest, dreadlocked, trustafarian BernieBot will pull the lever for Hillary. I guarantee it.

Yes and no. Their motivation for turnout is suppressed and won't come back. And a lot of these people weren't really inclined to vote to begin with. The more fixed and pointless the election seems to them, the less they'll be willing to Spicoli-stagger out of their smoke-filled van to the voting booth.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 02:07 PM (39g3+)

468 Posted by: PAgirlinNC

I hope your shots are current.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 25, 2016 02:07 PM (UPYhp)

469 Aaaaand it's lunch time for the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 02:07 PM (1ZOkK)

470 To the barrel!!!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2016 02:07 PM (Lsu4e)

471
"I don't want to do this again! "
* * *

they needed a couple of stiffs up there to make it seem like it wasn't a coronation.
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 25, 2016 02:04 PM (lKyWE)
--------------

I thought that's what O'Malley was for. To be her dance partner so she wouldn't look like a dork doing a solo.

* * *

May God bless and keep Drooper

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 02:07 PM (pC96u)

472 Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 25, 2016 02:06 PM (/5WQL)

The barrel awaits.

Posted by: Gran at July 25, 2016 02:07 PM (XIXhw)

473 Great picture on Iowahawk of Hillary and Debbie W-S as Thelma and Louise, holding hands, going over the cliff.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (r1fLd)

474 Oddly, every time someone mentions Michael Moore, my mind sees the image of Trigglypuff. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (9mTYi)

475 PAgirlinNC, step right this way, if you please

Posted by: The Barrel at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (QuXrb)

476 Barrel's that way, PAgirlinNC.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

477 Uh oh.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (9ym/8)

478 Agreed. They will line up around the block and wait to do so.
===========

I'm waiting for the fallout from the Obama speech.

Posted by: mrp at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (JBggj)

479 *tosses hand sanitizer to PAgirlinNC*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (1ZOkK)

480 412 402 Some little know accomplishments of Hillary that will be brought out at the convention::

Hillary Clinton invented electricity
Hillary Clinton was the first person to walk on the moon
Hillary Clinton led the Allies armies to defeat the Nazis


Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 01:54 PM (1BQGO)


See! More Clinton LIES!!!

Because we know that the Moon Landing was faked!
Posted by: Bernie Supporter at July 25, 2016 01:56 PM (qf6WZ)

It was Hillary that introduced a lonely hydrogen molecule to two adventurous oxygen molecules and viola--water.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (hJrjt)

481 Son of a.....

God help me, I'm going in. Hopefully there is enough alcohol in my system to ward off any infection....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (/5WQL)

482 I wonder what the people of the future are going to think of all this?

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (6xtq3)

483 Oddly, every time someone mentions Michael Moore, my mind sees the image of Trigglypuff. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (9mTYi)


Toss in a can of SPAM and lock the door.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

484 PAgirl.....I'll hold your beer while you are in the barrel.....

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (oiNtH)

485 "Poland: an Iraqi arrested in possession of explosives before Pope's arrival."



Good.

I wonder how the Poles were able to suss him out? If there was just a way of figuring out which people might be up to stuff like this.


Oh well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (9ym/8)

486 i474 Oddly, every time someone mentions Michael Moore, my mind sees the image of Trigglypuff. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 02:08 PM (9mTYi)


That isn't possible. The gravity well would be so yuuge, not even light could escape.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (QuXrb)

487 Rachel Jeantel to the DNC: "Uhhhhhhhhh.....Trayvon......ummmmm......"

*waddles off stage, the sound of her thighs smooshing together*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 02:10 PM (1ZOkK)

488 The fact that the GOP and Soviet Russia went to such lengths to hurt Dame Hillary shows just how desperate the republicans are forcing me to resign is the greatest social injustice perpetrated since the apartheid regime - who everyone knows was directly funded and directed by the Republican party

Would this have happened if I'd been a man? Certainly not!

Posted by: debbie wasserman Scheisse at July 25, 2016 02:10 PM (KiatL)

489 Oddly, every time someone mentions Michael Moore, my mind sees the image of Trigglypuff. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I hope that room isn't on Guam.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 25, 2016 02:10 PM (UPYhp)

490 Hillary was the first soldier up the bluffs at Omaha Beach.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 02:10 PM (Nwg0u)

491 I wonder what the people of the future are going to think of all this?

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (6xtq3)


Probably the same as we think of the Burr-Hamilton thing.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Salute the DNC with Bang a Gong, Gotterdammerung! at July 25, 2016 02:10 PM (hLRSq)

492 " Hopefully there is enough alcohol in my system to ward off any infection...."


*tosses PA a boot bottle of whiskey*


Just in case.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 02:11 PM (9ym/8)

493 I wonder what the people of the future are going to think of all this?
Posted by: Weasel
-------------

If Comrade Clinton knew about this, she would do something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2016 02:11 PM (9mTYi)

494 There were a lot of jobs and manufacturing across the blue collar spectrum that were lost when oil dropped to where it is now.

Saudis aren't doing Hill any favors

Posted by: H Badger at July 25, 2016 02:12 PM (n/0Nw)

495 374 This season's outrageous DNC guests are the moms of all the criminal kids who died by cops.
Thug moms. They're not "moms," they're egg donors.
-
Motherthuggers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 25, 2016 01:50 PM (Nwg0u)



And where are the fathers?


Rhetorical question, of course.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 25, 2016 02:12 PM (SRKgf)

496
Tapper is an asshole:

http://goo.gl/NnO9bC

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 02:12 PM (iQIUe)

497 "Probably the same as we think of the Burr-Hamilton thing."



If modern pol's only handled their differences the same way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 25, 2016 02:13 PM (9ym/8)

498 I hear there are giant hairy spiders in the barrel. Bring a club.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 02:13 PM (1BQGO)

499 482 I wonder what the people of the future are going to think of all this?
Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM (6xtq3)

The future? One minute you're praying for my arrival, the next you're wondering about the future. Make up your minds already.

Posted by: SMOD at July 25, 2016 02:13 PM (7HtZB)

500 224
Horseradish is only allowed on beef or in a bloody Mary. All other applications are verboten.


Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 01:26 PM (WYh6/)
Cocktail sauce with shrimp?

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 25, 2016 02:13 PM (jxbfJ)

501 The only thing scarier than The Barrel are my supporters. And squirrels, crazy, bloodthirsty squirrels.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 25, 2016 02:13 PM (4e+hS)

502 nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 25, 2016 02:14 PM (gUoN4)

503 It was Hillary that introduced a lonely hydrogen molecule to two adventurous oxygen molecules and viola--water.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM


Dood. It's Dihydrous Oxide or Oxygen Dihydride.

Has our educational system gotten this watered down? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 02:14 PM (zzUT1)

504 The barrel is where we keep all the Spiderbats bottled up. I told Seamus the experiment was a bad idea but he wrote a limerick about it and I couldn't respond in time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 25, 2016 02:14 PM (39g3+)

505 The all-inclusive barrel does not discriminate at the glory hole. Diversity, my friends.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2016 02:14 PM (WYh6/)

506 500 Ham! Horseradish is delicious on ham!

Posted by: Weasel at July 25, 2016 02:15 PM (6xtq3)

507 Hillary supported gender neutral washrooms many months before Donald Trump

Courage!
It should also be noted that:
Secretary Clinton evolves faster than her apponent.

Posted by: debbie wasserman Scheisse at July 25, 2016 02:16 PM (KiatL)

508 Iowahawk on twitter has been el fuego. Worth a visit.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2016 02:18 PM (r1fLd)

509 Tapper blocked me on twitter, I have no idea why.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 25, 2016 02:19 PM (4e+hS)

510 If only there was a word for all this..
A German sounding word..
If only...

Backpfeifengesichtgebringen

Posted by: fly gal at July 25, 2016 02:19 PM (8TdcF)

511 Horseradish?

Try the Horseradish Tree, people eat that thing damn near world wide (N Africa, India, SE Asia, Pacific Isles, Caribean).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2016 02:19 PM (P/kVC)

512 And where are the fathers?

It's "who," my friend.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 25, 2016 02:19 PM (FV4iq)

513 In normal years I'd say that yes, the progs will line up with the progs. This year...I don't know. The majority will fall in line behind Clinton. But I do think there will be a sizeable minority that outright refuse. Remember, this isn't like 08 when you had the PUMA's holding out. All they had to vote for was Hillary versus the excitement of Obama. Here all the passion is on the other side of the coin. And, thus far, she's given them nothing to vote for.

Posted by: Alex #11 at July 25, 2016 02:19 PM (EUMt/)

514 It sucks The Barrel has a muzak system playing Hillary speeches turned up to 11, but there it is.

And no, you don't get earplugs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2016 02:20 PM (4ErVI)

515
They are really spinning this russians want Trump elected bc they are afraid of Hillary. LOL

No one is talking about how MSM was exposed as scum.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 02:21 PM (iQIUe)

516 503 It was Hillary that introduced a lonely hydrogen molecule to two adventurous oxygen molecules and viola--water.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2016 02:09 PM

Dood. It's Dihydrous Oxide or Oxygen Dihydride.

Has our educational system gotten this watered down? ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2016 02:14 PM (zzUT1)

My hurried mistake. I am so embarrassed. I'm looking for a gas oven.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 25, 2016 02:22 PM (hJrjt)

517 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 02:21 PM (iQIUe)

Funnier yet, they're using "Carter Page" which is an article out of, you guessed it, POLITICO!!

Hysterical.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 02:26 PM (eSQgj)

518 515

Putin is Trump's 1/2 brother. TRump is a "sleeper cell" much like Yuri in No Way Out - Orion pictures 1987

Posted by: debbie wasserman Scheisse at July 25, 2016 02:26 PM (KiatL)

519 Munich
residents struggle to understand how a mass shooting will affect their
community and reflect upon how they can move forward.Source: CNN

Posted by: Colin at July 25, 2016 01



Move forward? You move around mit your head in your hands, waiting to be shot or blown up.

Posted by: Frau Merkel at July 25, 2016 02:31 PM (vM7T2)

520 "Oxygen Molecules and Viola" is John Cale's new album.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 25, 2016 02:34 PM (AroJD)

521 So.....the new Johnny Depp feature will be called..."Fear and Loathing in the City of Brotherly Love.....The Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Story"....Catchy title, if a bit long winded.

Posted by: jaosnj at July 25, 2016 02:41 PM (Uvbw9)

522 This was completely unfair.

I mean, practically NOBODY has their popcorn popped yet!!!

Posted by: Optimizer at July 25, 2016 02:41 PM (jPHi7)

523
Just want to mention screw Kerry and the planet, I'm sitting in air conditioning.
Posted by: Skip



Think I go recharge the car ac with Mexican R-12.

Oopsi! Spilled some!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 02:45 PM (kdS6q)

524 Jesus Jumpin' Christ...I just looked up Trigglypuff on the internet. What a mistake.Sorry, hoard, got to go get drunk now. Well. it IS my only day off for three weeks.....Jasonj, Tucson

Posted by: jaosnj at July 25, 2016 02:53 PM (Uvbw9)

525
Rick Klein

Stephanie Rawlings-Blake will replace DWS at the gavel. She's the mayor of Baltimore and secretary of the DNC.




Burn baby, burn!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 25, 2016 02:54 PM (kdS6q)

526 "Ham! Horseradish is delicious on ham!"

It's an essential ingredient in my barbecued pork ribs marinade.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 25, 2016 02:54 PM (wvPvB)

527 i liked the lady in blue dress repeatedly banging her gavel (yes, morons, I know) and looking skeered.

Sadz that Debbie WasherHair Shitz is gone from the stage.

It would help, a lot, Debs, to not wear the eyeliner on bottom lid. That and braces, dear. I think it might help, dunno.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 25, 2016 03:15 PM (bbHus)

528 O/T but saw that BBC is reporting Syrian dead barbarian by way of backpack as "Syrian Refugee dead from explosion."

I am sure he is:
!) mental (goes without saying, but they apparently want to have them all with a psych buddie.

2) He was bullied

3) Unknown motivation

This, after Munich this weekend, the machete death of a pregnant woman...

Is anyone fooled at this point?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 25, 2016 03:18 PM (bbHus)

529 "Dudes: It's only breakfast and they're already in meltdown."

Definitely Quote of the Day.

Posted by: TB at July 25, 2016 03:34 PM (UXEYz)

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