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Hillary Picks Tim Kaine as Her Running Mate, for Some Reason

I guess because he speaks Spanish, poorly, as most Democrats do.

(FoxNews is now claiming he speaks it well.)

Posted by: Ace at 08:15 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Njconservative at July 22, 2016 08:16 PM (++iTe)

2 Yawning first

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at July 22, 2016 08:16 PM (kXoT0)

3 Huh?

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 22, 2016 08:16 PM (3C9q2)

4 Damn....I want Booker


Clinton - BookHer.



Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:16 PM (Enq6K)

5 Well I wasn't going to pick some Jew.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2016 08:16 PM (4ErVI)

6 Second!

Posted by: Njconservative at July 22, 2016 08:17 PM (++iTe)

7 She had to choose a Kaine or a Walker and Walker is the wrong party.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 22, 2016 08:17 PM (Ag8Mw)

8 Nth!

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

9 What a boring pick - MSNBC heads are exploding!

Posted by: Njconservative at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (++iTe)

10

Does he carry ball bearings and flog the mess boys for stealing his strawberries?

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (qul7b)

11 Rosebud..............


Posted by: Citizen Kaine at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (bksJQ)

12 @elliosch: "Who needs a walker when you can have a Kaine?"

heh

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (t5zYU)

13 I think she picked someone that wasn't a temptation for the DNA to like enough to shove her off the ticket.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (kXoT0)

14 Two crackers on the ticket!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (4ErVI)

15 7 She had to choose a Kaine or a Walker and Walker is the wrong party.
Posted by: bananaDream at July 22, 2016 08:17 PM (Ag8Mw)

alright, close the thread, we have a winner

Posted by: tintex at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (OQy+b)

16 I'd have to say that I don't know any more about Tim Kaine than I do about Mike Pence.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:18 PM (sdi6R)

17 Kaine is a crutch.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 22, 2016 08:19 PM (Ndje9)

18 I wonder how Tim feels about wearing that gimp suit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (4ErVI)

19 What the hell is a "Pope Francis Catholic"?

Posted by: RedDish at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (5eXg1)

20

He'll bring the Hispanic vote in DROVES!

"Bessa me pica! Cinga tu madre!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (qul7b)

21 Hillary and (her) Kaine. Heh.

Evening, 'rons.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (+eR2D)

22 I was so looking forward to T-Bone campaigning for the ticket.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (rwI+c)

23 #16 Kaine has a D behind his name and is willing to be on a ticket with Hilary Rotten Clinton - that should tell you enough

Posted by: Njconservative at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (++iTe)

24 Sorry, the pope line was from Katherine Herridge on FNC.

Posted by: RedDish at July 22, 2016 08:21 PM (5eXg1)

25 I always thought that if I had a choice of meeting Tim Kaine and having my nuts slowly crushed in a vice, I'd take the later.

He, to me, personifies smarm.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 08:21 PM (4ng05)

26 19 What the hell is a "Pope Francis Catholic"?
Posted by: RedDish at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (5eXg1)


Sounds like a euphemism for Socialist.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

27 Tin Kaine? Hope he doesn't go all Cane and Able on her..lol..actually have no idea who he is..is he exciting and dynamic?

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:21 PM (KTFfX)

28 I am the true prophet of the power of Tiberium, not this imposter, Kaine!

Posted by: Kane at July 22, 2016 08:22 PM (cC/ZB)

29 On Drudge: link text "She Walks With Kaine," accompanied by one her many "demented and soulless hag" pics. Perfect.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 22, 2016 08:22 PM (rUc9h)

30 It is pure pander bear mode. Hilary and Bark will keep telling blacks that the police wa t to kill them and Kaine speaks Espaņol fluently

Posted by: Texas Mikey at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (MDpaT)

31
He'll bring the Hispanic vote in DROVES!



"Bessa me pica! Cinga tu madre!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (qul7b)

Pendejos por Hillary!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

32 27 Tin Kaine? Hope he doesn't go all Cane and Able on her..lol..actually have no idea who he is..is he exciting and dynamic?

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:21 PM (KTFfX)


Compared to Hillary a corpse is exciting and dynamic so I'm sure he's got some spark because, you know, he's not Hillary.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (4ErVI)

33 I had been on the verge of announcing Booker, but the loss of the felon vote in Virginia changed my mind.

Posted by: HRC at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (FohCt)

34 #27 - MessNBC is referring to him as a centrist, not a progressive - cue the Berniebots!

Posted by: Njconservative at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (++iTe)

35 She had to run to the left of Bernie in the primary. Now she needs the moderates which will piss off the Berniebots. Not enough popcorn in the world.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)

36 **falls to his knees**

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (H9MG5)

37 Tim Kaine from now on to be formally identified as TK the stealth Latino.

Posted by: Buffalbob at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (wYtsh)

38 Posted by: RedDish at July 22, 2016 08:20 PM (5eXg1)

Someone who makes a big deal out of being Catholic without believing much in the way of Catholic teaching?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 22, 2016 08:24 PM (FN+ue)

39 I hear Kwai Chang Caine is looking for him, he might be his long lost half-brother.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:24 PM (mL2BD)

40 Saying he is a devout Catholic, former missionary where he learned Spanish.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:24 PM (bksJQ)

41

They don't even look at each other as human beings, just boxes to tick off.

Who can speak Spanish? Kaine.
Okay, put him, or is it her on the list.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 08:24 PM (qCMvj)

42 Tim Kaine Oh no were doomed...... Well We may be doomed but We are a little less so with this pick...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:24 PM (O2RFr)

43 Well she couldn't pick Castro, he violated federal law and the current administration said no bigs. Another one of her possible choices supposedly had his own email issues. The campaign ads write themselves.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (LYCUN)

44 Another Drudge link:

DiCaprio hops from helicopter to private jet after eco fundraiser...

I didn't know he was a daredevil.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

45 Tim Kaine's favorite things:

Laughing
Speedy Gonzalez
Taco Bell
Hillary

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (4ErVI)

46 @36, hahahah....lol. The memes are going to be excellent

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (KTFfX)

47 Saying he is a devout Catholic, former missionary where he learned Spanish.

And Abortion backer....

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (O2RFr)

48 Willowed, in the previous thread: So, it looks like the Hillbeast picked Tim Kaine for her running mate. Aka a bucket of wallpaper paste with weird eyebrows. That'll help get the Obama coalition to turn out, yes sir, it will!

Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (NiR1r)

49 >>>She had to run to the left of Bernie in the primary. Now she needs the moderates which will piss off the Berniebots. Not enough popcorn in the world.

Can't wait for her to defend the 2nd amendment. LOL!

Schadenboner2000!!!

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (q177U)

50 She had to run to the left of Bernie in the primary. Now she needs the moderates which will piss off the Berniebots.

And WIkileaks just dumped DNC docs that the party was colluding with Hilly to ace out Bernie.

Let's see if these commies have the balls for a pogrom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM (mL2BD)

51 They have Kane, we have Race Bannon.
http://tinyurl.com/zdzmnd8

Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM (Ffw22)

52 Another Drudge link:



DiCaprio hops from helicopter to private jet after eco fundraiser...



Subtitle: an inspiration to high school dropouts everywhere - you too can make it big!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM (SRKgf)

53 I always carry a bottle of hot sauce salsa with me.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM (H9MG5)

54
Donks only need to know enough spanish to tell their maids and gardeners what to do.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM (iQIUe)

55 To me, he is the typical Virginia liberal Dem who, when compared to the average Dem, looks like a so-called Moderate.

One of his grand solutions to budget troubles as Governor was closing rest areas on the interstates. McDonnell had to come in and try and clean up many of his messes. Yet for reasons I will never understand, a lot of "moderate" Republicans here like him and keep foisting him upon us all.

That said, at least I should get some entertainment out of this from local talk radio guys. He used to be called Governor Eyebrow, haha.

Posted by: VAgirl at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM (73oKf)

56 35 She had to run to the left of Bernie in the primary. Now she needs the moderates which will piss off the Berniebots. Not enough popcorn in the world.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2016 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)


I heard on local (Philly) radio that they're expecting as many as 50,000 pro-Bernie protesters. This should be good.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

57 Each presidential candidate this year comes with a side of oatmeal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (mL2BD)

58 47
Saying he is a devout Catholic, former missionary where he learned Spanish.



And Abortion backer....

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:25 PM (O2RFr)

Hell, at this point I'm not positive the current Pope isn't an abortion backer.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (Enq6K)

59 What hath Balkanization wrought?


You have to laugh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)

60 27 Tin Kaine? Hope he doesn't go all Cane and Able on her..lol..actually have no idea who he is..is he exciting and dynamic?
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:21 PM (KTFfX)

---------------

Er, no. I'd call him a slightly brighter, slightly less leftist version of Al Franken.

[If his name actually were "Tin" Kaine (rather than Tim)...that would make 100x more interesting. But multiplied by zero.]

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (rUc9h)

61 So anyone care to enlighten me about Tim Kaine?

I assume since he's running for Veep on the DemoRat ticket he's probably accomplished nothing and totally fucked up anything he touched at some point.

Nevertheless, how big of a progtard cretin is Tim Kaine?

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (CbGSW)

62 One of his grand solutions to budget troubles as Governor was closing rest areas on the interstates.

So, 'anti-gay?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (mL2BD)

63

He is a White Hispanic..

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (qul7b)

64 Kaine? Seriously?

Did the first 600 people she asked say no?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (Sfs6o)

65 Hell, at this point I'm not positive the current Pope isn't an abortion backer.


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (Enq6K)

C'mon. He identifies as Catholic. H8ter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

66 White guy. Good choice, Hils.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 08:28 PM (+eR2D)

67 He's a devout Catholic who hates abortion because it kills babies and has a 100% approval rating from Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Pro-Lifer at July 22, 2016 08:28 PM (2I3C8)

68 Has anyone heard her speak for a longer period of time than a few minutes recently? Can she do it? Bet they jack her up on steroids for the DNC.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 08:28 PM (iQIUe)

69 FoxNews is now claiming he speaks it well.)


So does My Grandson who is 12.... Spanish Immersion school.... Maybe He should have been considered... I guarantee He would do a better job...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:28 PM (O2RFr)

70 Wow!

How remarkably boring.

Posted by: AD at July 22, 2016 08:28 PM (XHWYb)

71 Didn't hear much about protests in Cleveland but it might be livelier in Philadelphia

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:29 PM (bksJQ)

72 62 One of his grand solutions to budget troubles as Governor was closing rest areas on the interstates.
So, 'anti-gay?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (mL2BD)



"And if we're elected, we'll bore holes through the sides of every stall in every mens' room in America! Yay us!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

73 19 What the hell is a "Pope Francis Catholic"?

-------------

A Catholic who isn't really Catholic, and doesn't think before speaking?

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 22, 2016 08:29 PM (rUc9h)

74 I think this a great choice. Boring white guy that does nothing to help her.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 08:29 PM (6IPEM)

75 I'm surprised Ace didn't link "Safety Dance".

So I will...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 08:29 PM (6gk0M)

76 This will doubtless energize the ghetto vote.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:29 PM (SRKgf)

77 Aw, the fantasy of the two screeching liberal women on the campaign trail dies an early death.

Posted by: Hillary's rancid vagina at July 22, 2016 08:30 PM (hy43O)

78 He sounds as exciting as a dish of penne pasta with white sauce.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:30 PM (KTFfX)

79 Maine was an ok pick. I think not picking a minority may fracture the Obama coalition a bit. Numerous groups are expecting the old white hippie demos to give way eventually...which they show no signs of doing.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at July 22, 2016 08:30 PM (kz6Kf)

80 19: Sounds like it means "Marxist, Libertarian Theology Preaching Shithead" to me, FWIW.

Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 08:30 PM (NiR1r)

81 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 08:29 PM (6gk0M)


Thanks for that earworm.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 08:30 PM (+eR2D)

82 This will doubtless energize the ghetto vote.

Hey they'd vote even if the Grand Wizard of the KKK was Her running mate as long as He had a D after His name...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (O2RFr)

83 Kaine is a very boring pick. Probably the best call.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (PFoqq)

84 The MFM will tell us, "he's ready and qualified to lead from day one!"

Just like crazy joe

Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (Ffw22)

85 Well, he is a dull, smarmy douche. But Tim Kaine probably isn't a multiple felon, probably doesn't run an organized graft syndicate, and probably has never left anybody to die in a foreign land. So he has that going for him. Unlike his running mate.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (rUc9h)

86 I cannot imagine a single Demonrat is excited by this pick.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (6IPEM)

87 The fix is in for a senator appointment by McAwful. Chelsea?

Posted by: jc at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (iRJ+A)

88 2 women on 1 ticket? What jello knee white guy would vote for that?

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (bksJQ)

89 L, Elle, #74:

"I think this a great choice. Boring white guy "

Exactly! You just know the Dem strategists decided the ticket had all the Historic First it could support, and a Hispanic or black running mate might lose too many of the rubes.

Posted by: JPS at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (9ziuC)

90 Kaaaaaaaaine !!

Posted by: capt Kirk at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (c6/9Q)

91 ...for Some Reason

Namely, War On Wymenz!!

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (eeTCA)

92 Wait, sh I actually saw wanted a boring g pick because she is not boring enough on her own? I guess if insomnia hits me next week, I'll tune in to their convention. Should be a snooze fest.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (KTFfX)

93 If elected Hillary! is probably safe from any "accidents" with this snooze as VP...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (O2RFr)

94 Donks only need to know enough spanish to tell their maids and gardeners what to do.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM


Senora Kennedy's maid tells it.


http://tinyurl.com/72m4gd


Link to Iowahawk's blog.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (jkkMG)

95 Warren is shooting for head of the Dept. of Indian Affairs where she may finally find that long lost Indian relative...even if she has to make it up and plant it in the department records.

Posted by: Hillary's rancid vagina at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (hy43O)

96 "2 women on 1 ticket? What jello knee white guy would vote for that?"
-Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (bksJQ)

Knock it off. I still like chemjeff.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 08:33 PM (6gk0M)

97 I'm more convinced Obama will never leave the office now.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:33 PM (gyi7u)

98 One coughing fit induced seizure away from the presidency

Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 08:33 PM (Ffw22)

99 Kaine/Disabled 2016!!!

*Totally stole that from the clever commenter who came up with that

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 08:33 PM (6IPEM)

100 5 Well I wasn't going to pick some Jew.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2016 08:16 PM (4ErVI)

------------------------

OR SOME STINKING INJUN! THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS DRUNK, AND CAN'T BE TRUSTED!

HIC!

[ROBOTIC CACKLE]

Posted by: Hillary! and her rainbow exoskeleton at July 22, 2016 08:33 PM (rUc9h)

101 Unconfirmed sources indicated that he had a nagging, abusive wife...experience that made him ideal to work with Hillary.

Posted by: Hillary's rancid vagina at July 22, 2016 08:33 PM (hy43O)

102 I miss Chemjeff

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:33 PM (bksJQ)

103 85 Well, he is a dull, smarmy douche. But Tim Kaine probably isn't a multiple felon, probably doesn't run an organized graft syndicate, and probably has never left anybody to die in a foreign land.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (rUc9h)



But he's willing to learn.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:34 PM (SRKgf)

104 95 Warren is shooting for head of the Dept. of Indian Affairs where she may finally find that long lost Indian relative...even if she has to make it up and plant it in the department records.

Posted by: Hillary's rancid vagina at July 22, 2016 08:32 PM (hy43O)

More likely she'll find a blanket teeming with smallpox.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:34 PM (4ErVI)

105 Shooter in Munich was an 18 year old German of Iranian heritage, lived in Munich for more than 2 years

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at July 22, 2016 08:34 PM (hnouv)

106 Hillary had to pick the most colorless candidate so as not to deflect attention from her own bold charisma.

Posted by: Hillary's rancid vagina at July 22, 2016 08:34 PM (hy43O)

107 Breaking: Raising Cane.
raisingcanes.com

Canes is all about the fried chicken. All white meat.

Just sayin'

Posted by: USA at July 22, 2016 08:35 PM (tfM+W)

108 84 The MFM will tell us, "he's ready and qualified to lead from day one!"
Just like crazy joe
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (Ffw22)



So ... Kaine/Clinton 2016?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:35 PM (SRKgf)

109 I used to go to the Catholic Church where "Timmy the Eyebrow" got married. The Monsignor occasionally bragged about it - which was a mystery to me since he has done nothing but vote for abortion and anti-Catholic issues since he got into the senate.

Incidentally, that particular church is the Spanish "consulate" for the diocese of Richmond, and extremely liberal.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2016 08:35 PM (OJKE+)

110 Friday news dump, natch. Can't have people realizing what a shit show her ticket is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 08:35 PM (pUDQf)

111 "He's a White Hispanic, just like us!" Said no one anywhere.

I wish a Cardinal would find the courage to ex-communicate this 'missionary'.

Posted by: RedDish at July 22, 2016 08:35 PM (5eXg1)

112 So Archie Bunker is Hillary's running mate?

Posted by: Meh at July 22, 2016 08:35 PM (PuCp6)

113 105 Shooter in Munich was an 18 year old German of Iranian heritage, lived in Munich for more than 2 years
Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at July 22, 2016 08:34 PM (hnouv)



So ... an Iranian, then.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:35 PM (SRKgf)

114 Clinton Kaine sounds like a serial killer.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (gyi7u)

115 105 Shooter in Munich was an 18 year old German of Iranian heritage, lived in Munich for more than 2 years




Not a neo-Nazi?

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (O2RFr)

116 Pro choice Catholics aren't.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (up5+o)

117 I knew she would pick someone uninteresting like this. She cannot be upstaged.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)

118 Another Drudge link: SMODlet over Argentina

https://tinyurl.com/jomk76h

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

119 Clinton Kaine sounds like a bi sexual male porn star.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (gyi7u)

120 What happened to the Castro option? ads some color to the ticket at least.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:37 PM (KTFfX)

121 114 Clinton Kaine sounds like a serial killer.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (gyi7u)


Or a twink porn star.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:37 PM (4ErVI)

122 So they think His Catholicness is gonna impress Us? I mean a pro gay marriage, abortion loving Catholic?

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (O2RFr)

123 I was hoping she would pick Charlie Sheen

Posted by: Hillary's rancid vagina at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (hy43O)

124 Oh well maybe next time it will be a Anglo-Saxon Shep.
You can always hope anyway.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (bksJQ)

125 114 Clinton Kaine sounds like a serial killer.

---------------

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR OUR IDEAS FOR NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE AND MANDATORY FUN CAMPS!

[ROBOTIC CACKLE]

Posted by: Hillary! and her rainbow exoskeleton at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (rUc9h)

126 IT WAS A NEO NAZI RIGHT WINGER AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (LYCUN)

127 "Clinton Kaine sounds like a serial killer."
-Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (gyi7u)

Needs a middle-name.

-I propose "Sulfur".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (6gk0M)

128 Democrats- The party of diversity, picks two old white has beens. I'm sure momma brown and momma martin are all down with this.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (MSffI)

129 126 IT WAS A NEO NAZI RIGHT WINGER AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
Posted by: Shep Smith

Fetch Me My smelling salts!

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (O2RFr)

130 He's a secular Catholic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (mL2BD)

131 117 I knew she would pick someone uninteresting like this. She cannot be upstaged.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)




Clinton/Cardboard Cutout 2016!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)

132 His family photos look like a klavern meet up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (4ErVI)

133 128 Democrats- The party of diversity, picks two old white has beens. I'm sure momma brown and momma martin are all down with this.

Is there a payoff involved? Then we're there!

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (O2RFr)

134 I'm not a fan of the super villain. Clinton Kaine.

Hillary is the worst candidate in mondern history. Her staff blows as well.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (gyi7u)

135
Is he also no ways tahrd????


Nothing says "sell-out" to the leftists more than white male.

Congratulations President Trump (no jinx).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/)

136 Shooter in Munich was an 18 year old German of Iranian heritage, lived in Munich for more than 2 years

Ah. Aryan Nation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (rwI+c)

137 Hillary: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?

Kaine: There are some who call me . . . Tim

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2016 08:40 PM (JO9+V)

138 18 year old German of Iranian heritage, lived in Munich for more than 2 years

German after 2 years?

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:40 PM (O2RFr)

139 It's amazing how these white right-wing males get all those Muslims to do all their terrorism for them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:40 PM (mL2BD)

140 Elections are like coaching Little League.

When the good players are gone, you pick the kid with the hottest mom.

Posted by: USA at July 22, 2016 08:40 PM (tfM+W)

141 Is Kaine the one who has his own history of conveniently disappearing emails?

Posted by: Emmet Milbarge at July 22, 2016 08:40 PM (nFdGS)

142 The eyebrow
http://thepeoplescube.com/images/TimKaine_Eyebrow2.jpg

Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 08:40 PM (Ffw22)

143 Nothing says "sell-out" to the leftists more than white male.
Congratulations President Trump (no jinx).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/)



Here's an imponderable: who's more pissed off:

A) blacks

B) Hispanics

C) Bernie Bros

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:41 PM (SRKgf)

144 Her staff blows as well.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (gyi7u)

They do???

Posted by: Bill J. Clinton at July 22, 2016 08:41 PM (b2PbZ)

145 >>> So they think His Catholicness is gonna impress Us? I mean a pro gay marriage, abortion loving Catholic?
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:38 PM (O2RFr)
----
To be fair, it worked for Barry with the devout fake Catholic, abortion loving Joe Biden. I nearly threw up when Biden talked about his mother and her rosary and pic of JFK at their at their convention.
See also, Barry at Notre Dame

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 08:41 PM (6IPEM)

146 I have a President who has been here 50 years and still isn't a American

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:41 PM (bksJQ)

147 OT: The Munich police ask that no pictures or videos of their actions so as not to aid the persons of unknown motive.

They're fine with the open border, though.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:41 PM (eeTCA)

148 German after 2 years?
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:40 PM (O2RFr)



He identifies as German. H8ter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (SRKgf)

149 White Privilege '16!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (mL2BD)

150 Three attorneys and one billionaire. AmishDude hates life even more right now.

Posted by: NCKate at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (9Pufo)

151 Hey they'd vote even if the Grand Wizard of the KKK was Her running mate as long as He had a D after His name...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (O2RFr)

As long as the promise of more free stuff is secure, that's all that counts.

Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (HQP2c)

152 No kudos for Aryan Nation?

Tough crowd.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (rwI+c)

153 It's a set up. Scankles is gonna be taken down and replaced with a ValJar/Obama alcolyte.

Posted by: CrochetyOldJarhead at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (DIhU5)

154 @141, are you serious? Does he have a server in his bathroom as well? Is this a thing with Democrats?

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (KTFfX)

155 Who in their ever loving right mind would agree to be Hillary!'s assistant president?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)

156 144 Her staff blows as well.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (gyi7u)

----------------------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Huma at July 22, 2016 08:43 PM (rUc9h)

157 95% of her votes in the General will think they are voting for a new candidate named Clinton Kaine, who is a well spoken black Hispanic.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:43 PM (gyi7u)

158 I told you. I told you months ago. I know TK personally, and it was obvious to me he was going for it big time.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 22, 2016 08:43 PM (3MozY)

159 When does he announce transgender?

Posted by: USA at July 22, 2016 08:44 PM (tfM+W)

160 155 Who in their ever loving right mind would agree to be Hillary!'s assistant president?
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)



Or running mate. It's like speeding down the freeway, cutting people and pushing to the front of the line to get onto the Titanic.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:44 PM (SRKgf)

161 Headline:

Hill raises Kaine !

Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 08:44 PM (EBa8G)

162 Committing suicide he screwed himself out of 40 raisins.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 08:44 PM (bksJQ)

163 Clinton Kaine,


Rosebud....

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

164 152 No kudos for Aryan Nation?

Tough crowd.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (rwI+c)


Actually, I thought "threadwinner" but didn't say it. My bad.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

165 Granny Grasshopper, snatch the empty whisky bottle from my hand.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Kaine at July 22, 2016 08:45 PM (vXmOS)

166 Loving the SDZeitung: vor allem das Motiv des Täters ist noch unklar

His motives are still unclear. Boy, there's a lot of that going around!

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:45 PM (mxCgt)

167 Tim Kaine accepts VP nod from Clinton, for some reason....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 08:45 PM (EzgxV)

168 136 Shooter in Munich was an 18 year old German of Iranian heritage, lived in Munich for more than 2 years

Ah. Aryan Nation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (rwI+c)


*snort*

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 22, 2016 08:45 PM (nvMvs)

169 A cane, a walker, now all she needs is a Hoveround.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 08:45 PM (Nwg0u)

170 Hmmm. VP Mikey or VP Timmy. Tough choice I gotta level with you. Hmmm. But I think I'll go with VP Mikey. Hey Mikey! He likes it!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (JO9+V)

171 His motives are still unclear. Boy, there's a lot of that going around!

They didn't super size His fries at McDonald's?

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (O2RFr)

172 @158, Bat Chain Puller, what do you think of him?

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (KTFfX)

173 What's wrong with taking a private helicopter? It's how I commute to NYC from my Hamptons estate everyday.

But your truck is killing the earth unperson.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (LYCUN)

174 Munich killer identified as an 18 y.o. Iranian Munich citizen.

Shep Smith weeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

175
Progs are underwhelmed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (iQIUe)

176 Look, as far as we know, Tim Kaine has not caused anyone to be killed.....so you can see the balance in the ticket right there.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (3ZttN)

177 Clinton Kaine sounds like a brand of malt liquor.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (gyi7u)

178 "Tim Kaine accepts VP nod from Clinton, for some reason..."
-Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 08:45 PM (EzgxV)

In Deep Water, Ball Chooses Kaine

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 08:47 PM (6gk0M)

179 Who in their ever loving right mind would agree to be Hillary!'s assistant president accomplice?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:47 PM (mxCgt)

180 Clinton Kaine sounds like a brand of malt liquor.

Works every time.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at July 22, 2016 08:47 PM (rwI+c)

181 So, Kaine had lunch this week with the Clintons and Chelsea.

So much class at one table.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 08:47 PM (1ZOkK)

182 Clinton Kaine sounds like a brand of malt liquor.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (gyi7u)


Step off. This is my corner.

Posted by: Billy D Williams at July 22, 2016 08:48 PM (JO9+V)

183 How are the German people not rioting in the streets?

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

184 So, Kaine had lunch this week with the Clintons and Chelsea?


Next Senator from Virginia Chelsea?

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:49 PM (O2RFr)

185 182 Clinton Kaine sounds like a brand of malt liquor.

---------------

Or one of Boyd Crowder's minions on Justified.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 22, 2016 08:49 PM (rUc9h)

186 Ahh, yes. The shooter was a right-winger because of the boots and because he is Iranian. Go figure

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at July 22, 2016 08:49 PM (RLdcX)

187 Hillary Picks up Kaine.

Eh. At least it ain't Fauxcohautas.

One shrill, vapid, opportunist bitch is enough. If we had to put up with two of them for the next 4-8 years (then possibly 4-8 more) it might be enough for me to justify suicide, murder or both.

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 08:49 PM (71OEY)

188 How are the German people not rioting in the streets?


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

Salt peter in the weiner schnitzel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2016 08:49 PM (JO9+V)

189 Well at least this Clinton Kaine demon monster sounds like it needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:49 PM (gyi7u)

190 Scankles is gonna have a coughing fit that hospitalizes her. Crazy Uncle Bernie is gonna step in and he's gonna chose Van Jones. Because a) communist and b) black. With sharply creased pants.

Posted by: CrochetyOldJarhead at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (DIhU5)

191 Chelsea: "So, like? How do you feel? about abortion? even partial birth? Because? like everyone I know? in like NYC? Is for whatever?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (1ZOkK)

192 How are the German people not rioting in the streets?


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

How are we not? I mean, those of us who have a legitimate reason to.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (nFdGS)

193 That VP debate is gonna be a real barn-burner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (mL2BD)

194 183 How are the German people not rioting in the streets?
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:48 PM (Enq6K)
*************
They probably haven't heard this Kaine news.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)

195 194 183 How are the German people not rioting in the streets?
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:48 PM (Enq6K)
*************
They probably haven't heard this Kaine news.
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)

Made Me laugh...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (O2RFr)

196 WHITE PRIVILEDGE BABY- coming to a voting booth in downtown Philly for you. You Black Panthers guys good to go?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2016 08:51 PM (MSffI)

197 I foresee the rise of the right wing groups in Germany and France. the Le Pen type groups.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 08:51 PM (KTFfX)

198 WHITE PRIVILEDGE BABY-

But Hillary's soul is black...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:51 PM (O2RFr)

199 I'm with her / Kaine

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 08:52 PM (7lVbc)

200 Iranian Munich?

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2016 08:52 PM (BO/km)

201 Hill's gonna make up for Kaine with the Thug Moms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 08:52 PM (1ZOkK)

202 wonder what nickname trump will saddle him with?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 22, 2016 08:52 PM (U0lQa)

203 >>> When does he announce transgender?
....

That's the best part. As governor, he pushed a bill that would have banned gays from adopting. Later, he softened it to requiring them to get a license.

He's since "modified" his position, of course.

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 08:52 PM (71OEY)

204 Old/Bland 2016

Evil/Uninspired 2016

Is Kaine even interesting enough to mock?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (NOIQH)

205
Munich police will have a presser at 11:30 am or 9 1/2 hrs from now.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (iQIUe)

206 How are the German people not rioting in the streets?

A friend of mine is coming over for a trip next weekend. I'll be very interested in hearing his take.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (eeTCA)

207 I just read that Mike Pence's Grandfather is from the same small town in Ireland as my Grandparents.

Tubbercurry, Co. Sligo.

small world.

Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (EBa8G)

208 Best of the lot so far:

"Kaine and Unable".

Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (noWW6)

209 Honestly? I would glad to compound now for nothing worse than Tim Kaine.*

A little chardonnay and the cold bathroom floor is all it might take to get there. No long term harm wished of course, just enough to get her out of the way for a sufficient duration.

*I remember Kaine when he was ducking chairs being tossed at Richmond City council meetings. He is mostly -- mostly --- harmless, and has a value for the constitution and that seems to matter to me more than anything right now.

At any rate he won't be busking away the first amendment if Hillary meets tile.

Posted by: SarahW at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (Sp1NT)

210 Holy crap, I just realized that this is the doofus who pumped his thumbs-up fist behind Hilbot when she talked about creating more jobs in "coding". Then made her stupid Pokemon Go joke.


What a maroon.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (+eR2D)

211 Holy shit a white male?!?!


I did not see that coming.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (qUNWi)

212 208 Best of the lot so far:

"Kaine and Unable".
Posted by: torquewrench

Good one

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (O2RFr)

213 This is good for Hitlery. She needs a kaine

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (6IPEM)

214 >>wonder what nickname trump will saddle him with?

"Who?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (NOIQH)

215 Balance point #2: Kaine"s wife is likely not a man-raping horn dogette.
Makes perfect sense. Perfect counter balance to Billy Fucking Jeff.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (3ZttN)

216 I rode with the Clintons in the Mystery Van for a week straight and was the only potential candidate who withstand the toxicity of her granny farts.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Kaine at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (vXmOS)

217 Clinton /Kaine
Her Gain, Our Pain

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (7lVbc)

218 Clinton Kaine.... Trump and company should have a field day with that. Cflinton Kaine is just asking for multiple daily punched to the nuts.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (gyi7u)

219 "Hey they'd vote even if the Grand Wizard of the KKK was Her running mate as long as He had a D after His name..."

Someone call my name?


Posted by: Zombie Robert C. Byrd at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (wvPvB)

220 Kaine is not able.

...yeah, lame.

Because I'm just a guy with a keyboard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 08:54 PM (6gk0M)

221 Rioting in the streets? No, the Germans should be dragging Merkel out of her office and giving her the Ceausescu treatment.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

222 171 His motives are still unclear. Boy, there's a lot of that going around!
They didn't super size His fries at McDonald's?
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (O2RFr)



He's pissed off about the DH rule. Understandable.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:55 PM (SRKgf)

223 172 @158, Bat Chain Puller, what do you think of him?

He's a genuinely nice guy, not really hardcore lefty. Has a real conscience. But ambitious as hell. Which of course doesn't preclude being nice.

I never voted for him.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 22, 2016 08:55 PM (3MozY)

224 >>>193 That VP debate is gonna be a real barn-burner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:50 PM (mL2BD)

VPs are evenly matched. It's DJT vs HRC mano a mano. Get the steel chairs!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 08:55 PM (+b2T3)

225 He's not an insurance pick, that's for damn sure. I'm not even sure how much of a "true believer" he is (I'm sure that will get filled in). A safe pick? Yeah, but...I have no idea if that's going to help at all.

Yeah, not sure what to make of it, or even if I care that much.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 22, 2016 08:55 PM (vyqqu)

226 After this week, I'd be willing to bet St Skittles mom is gonna be otherwise engaged and will not speak at the DNC convention.

Posted by: CrochetyOldJarhead at July 22, 2016 08:55 PM (DIhU5)

227 Rascal and the Kaine.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)

228 >>> That VP debate is gonna be a real barn-burner.
......

Yup. I had forgotten how Pence can replace sleeping pills until his speech the other night. Haven't slept that well in years.

They better incorporate strippers, clowns, and very loud honking horns for time buzzers into the VP debate.

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (71OEY)

229 "Kaine and Unable".

-
East of Eden they will be cast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (Nwg0u)

230 So what's the opening point spread on the Pence Kaine VP Debate?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (RKwmm)

231 226 After this week, I'd be willing to bet St Skittles mom is gonna be otherwise engaged and will not speak at the DNC convention.

I wager there is money involved... She'll be there...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (O2RFr)

232 >>Shooter in Munich was an 18 year old German of Iranian heritage, lived in Munich for more than 2 years
Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC

But...but...but, the boots.

Posted by: Shep at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (c7vUv)

233 Leaning on a Kaine.

Totally stolen.

Posted by: fluffy at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (eiFlk)

234 I told you. I told you months ago. I know TK personally, and it was obvious to me he was going for it big time.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 22, 2016 08:43 PM (3MozY)

Within the last couple months our top local Richmond talk guy had an on-air convo with the Washington Compost's Paul Bedard, who joked that The Eyebrow and VA (totally useless) Sen. Mark Warner kept tossing the veep ball to the other guy because they thought she was such a loser.

Kaine never had any email scandals that I'm aware of, and he's as fascinating as wet paint.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (OJKE+)

235 Crooked Cane

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (7lVbc)

236 Here I am,
Rock you like a furry Kaine...

Posted by: Tim Kaine's eyebrow at July 22, 2016 08:56 PM (H9MG5)

237 Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2016 08:57 PM (27WlQ)

238 Herrr-a-Kaine Hillary. A real whirlwind.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:57 PM (mxCgt)

239 181 So, Kaine had lunch this week with the Clintons and Chelsea.
So much class at one table.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 08:47 PM (1ZOkK)



"C'mon over and tie on the feed bag!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 08:57 PM (SRKgf)

240 158 I told you. I told you months ago. I know TK personally, and it was obvious to me he was going for it big time.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 22, 2016 08:43 PM (3MozY)

He's been desperate to be chosen since 2008. Obama passed over him, but now I guess all the desperation paid off, ha. I used to sit near him at various ball games a few times when he was Governor. No one seemingly gave a darn, and he acted like a normal person, I will give him that much. On TV though IMO he is and always has been an odd mix of incredibly boring and incredibly annoying.

He's not outright terrible on a few things... Last I checked he is okay with/open to offshore drilling, for example. Don't be fooled about reports that he massively slashed spending in VA as Governor though. He did, but he legally had to. Our state law requires a balanced budget.

Posted by: VAgirl at July 22, 2016 08:57 PM (73oKf)

241 I think Drudge is the best troll our side has.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 08:57 PM (mL2BD)

242 Somehow I doubt any longer that there is something called, "not a hardcore lefty" when it comes to Dem pols.


They will all toe the line when they have to.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 08:57 PM (+eR2D)

243 211 Holy shit a white male?!?!


I did not see that coming.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (qUNWi

The donor class can only afford one Clinton/Obama per ticket.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 08:57 PM (gyi7u)

244 183 How are the German people not rioting in the streets?
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

"Pride in shame."

Also, being a "right-winger" say on FB or participating in a "right-wing" protest in Germany is illegal these days (de facto, if not de jure).

Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (cC/ZB)

245 How Hillary gets back at white males by picking one for VP, who will make less than 73 cents on the dollar than the President.

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (71OEY)

246 Kaine and Addled

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (oAY8z)

247 Play for moderates?

Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (2dCY8)

248 Insane wid da Tim Kaine!

Posted by: Cyprus Hillster at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (BO/km)

249 I had Kaine figured for Hillary's least potent pick. This is heartening news.

How in the world does she figure a white male is going to galvanize enthusiasm among a party and movement who have spent the last couple of years opining that white males are the worst people on the planet?

Also: note that she jumped the gun on the announcement, instead of waiting till tomorrow.

Clintonworld must have been worried about those leaked DNC e-mails, showing how Sanders was cynically sabotaged, being the #2 story in the news cycle behind the Munich killings. The Sandernistas will not be pleased.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (noWW6)

250 So what's the opening point spread on the Pence Kaine VP Debate?

The Neilsen Over-Under is a 0.0

Not taking it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (mxCgt)

251 Posted by: Kwai Chang Kaine

-
Try to snatch the presidency from my hand, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 08:59 PM (Nwg0u)

252 Look, as far as we know, Tim Kaine has not caused anyone to be killed.....so you can see the balance in the ticket right there.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at July 22, 2016 08:46 PM (3ZttN)

Heh.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2016 08:59 PM (OJKE+)

253 Uh oh

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 08:59 PM (4ErVI)

254 Clinton/Kaine- Taking black unemployment to 85%. Did you suckers not get the Amnesty in the first 100 days memo?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2016 08:59 PM (MSffI)

255 A Twist of Kaine
Oh, yeah
It drives my brain
Oh yeah
A Twist of Kaine
Oh yeah
Makes me come alive...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XomMTY3NJII

Posted by: Glenn Danzig at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (6gk0M)

256 barrel

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (oAY8z)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

258 I got ya.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

259 >>>The Neilsen Over-Under is a 0.0



Not taking it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (mxCgt)<<<
Odds of a Barreling... 100%!

Posted by: THE Barrel at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (H9MG5)

260 Hmm.

https://tinyurl.com/jy39h3v

That video sure has me convinced, I can tell you.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

261

Got that exactly wrong.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (mxCgt)

262 What's the word?

It's T-Bird!

Posted by: The Barrel at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (BO/km)

263 Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this
Democratic convention is guarded by a Hillary creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has
fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about
its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your
strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big,
pointy teeth...

Posted by: Wizard Timmy Kaine at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (JO9+V)

264 >>>> Play for moderates?
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (2dCY
-----
I think it's a play for white men since most of them hate him

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (6IPEM)

265 He's been desperate to be chosen since 2008. Obama passed over him, but now I guess all the desperation paid off, ha. I used to sit near him at various ball games a few times when he was Governor. No one seemingly gave a darn, and he acted like a normal person, I will give him that much. On TV though IMO he is and always has been an odd mix of incredibly boring and incredibly annoying.




So the democrat Kasich?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (qUNWi)

266 He's not going to galvanize the left. He's going to pick up the thoroughly confused and disheartened middle, and Republicans who think very very ill of Trump.

Posted by: SarahW at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (Sp1NT)

267 Is Kaine even interesting enough to mock?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 08:53 PM (NOIQH)

Heh, no. The line should be "he seems nice, it's a shame he's stuck on a ticket with that crooked, evil old crone."

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (nTl+J)

268 it's late on a Friday, probably be in that barrel 'til Monday a.m.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (oAY8z)

269 Posted by: Cyprus Hillster at July 22, 2016 08:58 PM (BO/km)

Insane in the membrane....

Posted by: CrochetyOldJarhead at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (DIhU5)

270 whole blog needs a cane
Nice, t-bird.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:01 PM (7lVbc)

271 Kaine.....Kaine..... I think he may have been our governor at one point.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)

272 Did someone screw it up before me? LOL.

Pardoned by the Pixy Governor.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 09:01 PM (6gk0M)

273 I figure it's penis envy. She wants a rod. She'll take a Kaine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 09:01 PM (Nwg0u)

274 pokemon go. to the polls. brilliant you booze soaked felon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 09:01 PM (ucDmr)

275 * not him
though him works

I meant her

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:02 PM (6IPEM)

276 I think it's a play for white men since most of them hate him

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (6IPEM)

You mean hate "her?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:02 PM (SRKgf)

277 >>On TV though IMO he is and always has been an odd mix of incredibly boring and incredibly annoying.



First time I heard Kaine it was on CSPAN radio - had no idea who it was, but thought "this guy is dumb as a post." CSPAN radio is good for that sort of first impression when you drop in on an interview like that (no preconcieved notions).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 09:02 PM (NOIQH)

278 Everything is auto italics.

I'm freaking out man!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 09:02 PM (gyi7u)

279 I'd think they're at least a little worried about Trump given how safe this pick is

Posted by: JDP at July 22, 2016 09:02 PM (EkeE7)

280 Hey, I found Hillary's sense of shame! Never mind, it's too big for that. I'll just step on it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (mxCgt)

281 So this means a fig leaf to white male voters I'm guessing.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (qUNWi)

282 It seems to me Her Thighness basically dropped back into punt formation and kicked the ball away.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

283 Now it is not.

Danm you to he'll Clinton Kaine!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (gyi7u)

284
So, she shunned the black man. The progs think Kaine will attract white males. I dont think so. They also think he is a shill for wall street/banks. Which Hills, Warren, and Kaine are.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (iQIUe)

285 The ticket kind of works if you think Hillary is hiding robotic stilts under her Armani sack, and likely to take a dangerous fall after half a solo cup of vodka.

Posted by: SarahW at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (Sp1NT)

286 Is it just me or should anyone who has served as a party chairman (from either party) be precluded from holding any kind of elected office?

I mean, after that job, how do you even pretend to represent people?

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (71OEY)

287 281 So this means a fig leaf to white male voters I'm guessing.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (qUNWi)



Yep. Not gonna work though. No one is that fired up over the VP pick.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

288 Yes Jay

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (6IPEM)

289 266 He's not going to galvanize the left. He's going to pick up the thoroughly confused and disheartened middle, and Republicans who think very very ill of Trump.

Posted by: SarahW at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (Sp1NT)


And meanwhile I'm convinced that Trump will pick up some disillusioned Bernie supporters.

Quite an interesting realignment going on.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

290 Cankles and kaine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (pUDQf)

291 Kaine was supposed to have been Obama's VP choice. I guess it was his turn. Still don't know how Biden worked his way in there.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (MNgU2)

292 >>I think it's a play for white men since most of them hate him


I think its also Hillary scared to death of picking someone too young and vibrant who will drive home how old, sick and unattractive she is. Heck, even Warren, only a year younger, makes her look haggard.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (NOIQH)

293

Senator Tim Kaine of Virginia


So. Hillary!! walks with a Kaine.


Seriously, I was afraid she'd pick that inexperienced imbecile Julian Castro (success via AA), playing for 90% of the Hispanic vote.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (FlRtG)

294 I'm with Her Her y Kaine

Posted by: new campaign signs, with just a little Spanish lingo at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (H9MG5)

295 Is he qualified? Can he carry her hot sauce?

Posted by: USA at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (tfM+W)

296 Bob Newhart called this guy dull.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (mL2BD)

297 284 So, she shunned the black man. The progs think Kaine will attract white males. I dont think so. They also think he is a shill for wall street/banks. Which Hills, Warren, and Kaine are.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (iQIUe)



And Bernie Bros? I can't imagine they're galvanized by this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (SRKgf)

298 61 So anyone care to enlighten me about Tim Kaine?

I assume since he's running for Veep on the DemoRat ticket he's probably accomplished nothing and totally fucked up anything he touched at some point.

Nevertheless, how big of a progtard cretin is Tim Kaine?
Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (CbGSW)


Ran the DNC for a while. 2010 was on his watch, so, yeah.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (IgRG/)

299 The party of racial inclusion goes with white folks. Again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (kFnmp)

300 Wow. What a loser ticket. I checked DJT's Twitter feed. No snarky comment yet

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM)

301 One thing is for sure. He's deaf. No person who hears would subject himself to that scrunts voice on purpose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (pUDQf)

302 And it only works because Kaine is less offensive than the nightmare hell choices that still have an edge over SMOD.

Posted by: SarahW at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (Sp1NT)

303 Cankles and kaine

--

Sounds like a bad detective agency

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (7lVbc)

304 He's not going to galvanize the left.

He's not supposed to. I'm the star, I'm the main, electrifyin attraction.

I AM THE HILL!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (mxCgt)

305
Yep. Not gonna work though. No one is that fired up over the VP pick.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)

I dunno, I really liked Cheney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (3ZoRf)

306 So, Kaine had lunch this week with the Clintons and Chelsea.

So much class at one table.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 08:47 PM (1ZOkK)

Yeah. Low.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (OJKE+)

307 #Black Lives Are Not Dem VP.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (6gk0M)

308 Great pick! Tim Kaine is a fireball of personality!

Posted by: Al Gore at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (kFnmp)

309 300 Wow. What a loser ticket. I checked DJT's Twitter feed. No snarky comment yet
Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM)



Why waste pixels? The thing speaks for itself.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (SRKgf)

310 He ain't dull. Well, he is dull mentally of course. But just wait till he busts out with the Wizard Tim/Holy Grail riff. Now that will make you pee your pants. Suit.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (zLDYs)

311 Pretty sure the FSA is gonna be underwhelmed by Kaine especially after four years of the light bringer not to mention all the BLM bullshit.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (UJWZi)

312 Seeing "anti-abortion," lol@anyone who thinks they'd get anything out of that, but I assume most pro-lifers know the deal with Dems selling out on that issue by now.

Posted by: JDP at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (EkeE7)

313 301 One thing is for sure. He's deaf. No person who hears would subject himself to that scrunts voice on purpose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (pUDQf)

That presumes a Clinton offer is an offer you can refuse.

Posted by: USA at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (tfM+W)

314 "I guess because he speaks Spanish, poorly, as most Democrats do. (FoxNews is now claiming he speaks it well.)"

The same news media exulted in telling us that Jon Huntsman is "fluent" in Mandarin, back when it was important to them to fluff Huntsman's reputation.

An acquaintance who actually speaks Mandarin with native fluency heard Huntsman's remarks from an official gala in China. Awkward, stilted phrasebook stuff.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (noWW6)

315 Is tim excitable? Co-Kaine

Does tim deaden feelings? Nova-Kaine

Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (EBa8G)

316 If hilster picked this guy you know he can be nothing better than dog poo on her shoe. His allowed words in her almighty presence will be "yes your highness" and "Thank you my Queen may I have another".

Posted by: freakd at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (BO/km)

317 >>>It seems to me Her Thighness basically dropped back into punt formation and kicked the ball away.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf)<<<

The only thing the prevent defense does it prevent you from winning!
She should've picked Brett Favre*.
*(she's already familiar with dickpic emailing pervs)

Posted by: John Madden at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (H9MG5)

318 The progs think Kaine will attract white males.

Could the Kaine pick actually be to signal their contempt of the white male?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 09:08 PM (mxCgt)

319 >>> I think its also Hillary scared to death of picking someone too young and vibrant who will drive home how old, sick and unattractive she is. Heck, even Warren, only a year younger, makes her look haggard.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 09:04 PM (NOIQH)
-----
Yup. Her Hideousness cannot be upstaged.
There is no way in hell that she would pick someone more popular than her.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:08 PM (6IPEM)

320 I almost feel sorry for this Kaine fellow. I wouldn't wish that (most) anybody

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 09:09 PM (oAY8z)

321 never heard of dude, like, ever.

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 22, 2016 09:09 PM (R5HRU)

322 315 Is tim excitable? Co-Kaine

Does tim deaden feelings? Nova-Kaine

Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (EBa8G)

Where's my Kaine, you fuckers? you hid it from me again!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2016 09:09 PM (3ZoRf)

323 I'm quite relieved that she picked neither Bernie nor Booker.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:09 PM (7lVbc)

324 Shame that it makes a difference, but he's a weird looking dude to me.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 09:10 PM (MNgU2)

325 I guess Rosa DeLauro was unavailable?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2016 09:10 PM (kFnmp)

326 >>> Is tim excitable? Co-Kaine
Does tim deaden feelings? Nova-Kaine
Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (EBa8G)
----
LOL!!

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:10 PM (6IPEM)

327 315 Is tim excitable? Co-Kaine

Does tim deaden feelings? Nova-Kaine

Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (EBa8G

Danm you nailed it. Clinton can't go without it.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 09:10 PM (gyi7u)

328 I imagine Clinton's choices in finding someone who doesn't make her look old, piss drunk and evil were slim. Hence, Timm-ay!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (pUDQf)

329 LIVs probably think she picked Kanye.

Posted by: Dinsdale Piranha at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (2cfSw)

330 The word that that comes to mind is....beige.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (mL2BD)

331 ..."An acquaintance who actually speaks Mandarin with native fluency heard Huntsman's remarks from an official gala in China. Awkward, stilted phrasebook stuff."
-Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 09:07 PM (noWW6)

?Donde esta el bano?

?Cual es la fecha?

Ding dao tau ting bing-bing bang?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (6gk0M)

332 What kind of idiot would hitch his political future to a f**king criminal, fer crissakes?

Posted by: franksalterego at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (Cd+Fa)

333 9-9-9!

Oh wait...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (kFnmp)

334 Kevin Williamson at NRO a few minutes ago on Twitter:

Best conservative strategy now: Concede to Herself, impeach her, cut a few good deals with President Kaine.

I shit you not. Sorry, Ace. Not trying to send your blood pressure through the roof.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (XN0hD)

335 'I'm quite relieved that she picked neither Bernie nor Booker.'

Oh yes it is quite a relief that she didn't court Bernie. This is a good sign. Not that I'm getting my hopes up or anything.

Posted by: freakd at July 22, 2016 09:12 PM (BO/km)

336 Psst! Anyone wanna buy a Senate seat?

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at July 22, 2016 09:12 PM (xNwA3)

337 Master Granny Killbot, my skills as an email administrator are equal to my skills as a shoalin kung fu master. We shall terraform an off-shore island and set up an email server in international waters.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Kaine at July 22, 2016 09:12 PM (vXmOS)

338 Donald should start tweeting questions to Kaine.

Like, how do you say criminal in Spanish?

How do you say graft in Spanish?

Murderer?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (pUDQf)

339 KAAAAAINE!!!

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (Agn5J)

340 osted by: Kwai Chang Kaine at July 22, 2016 09:12 PM (vXmOS)

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (7lVbc)

341 Dinesh D'Souza's "Hillary" film opens tonight.

Went to see his "Obama's America" and the theater was packed with...middle aged white conservatives.

Really want to see the Hitlary movie, and hoping that a few millenials are able to drag themselves away from Pokemon Go and Starbucks long enough to be put some knowledge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (1ZOkK)

342 Evening all.

The Inn at Andrews Air Force Base was done full up, so I am staying at National Harbor in a fancy hotel on you's all's money. THANKS!

Driving down here that ass Shep was sure the shooter in Germany was a right wing Nazi? SO as usual he turned out to be an Allah Snack bar iranian? Shep's on a roll ha?

Is the Kaine Mutiny thread?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (3qFXk)

343 >>and likely to take a dangerous fall after half a solo cup of vodka.

Shit, I call that an aperitif.

Posted by: Hillary at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (c7vUv)

344 He's not supposed to. I'm the star, I'm the main, electrifyin attraction.

I AM THE HILL!
Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2016 09:06 PM (mxCgt)

And for once, I agree with the Republicans.
This ain't the Hill to die on!

Posted by: Billy Jeff at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (kKHcp)

345 Here's the dKos "breaking news" headlines email I just got:

Daily Kos Breaking News

Hillary Clinton picks Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine as her running mate

Madame Secretary, About Your Veep...

Tim Kaine is boring...but

"The Progressive Case For Tim Kaine As VP"

Help Get Out The Vote to beat Trump. Chip in $3 to Daily Kos now.

Thanks for all you do,
The Daily Kos team


So, yeah, they're *over the moon* about the pick

/s

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (IgRG/)

346 298 61 So anyone care to enlighten me about Tim Kaine?

I assume since he's running for Veep on the DemoRat ticket he's probably accomplished nothing and totally fucked up anything he touched at some point.

Nevertheless, how big of a progtard cretin is Tim Kaine?
Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 22, 2016 08:27 PM (CbGSW)

Ran the DNC for a while. 2010 was on his watch, so, yeah.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2016 09:05 PM (IgRG

So he is a mole and saboteur working for the Tea Party.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (gyi7u)

347 ?Donde esta el bano?

?Cual es la fecha?

-
Stay away from mi casa su casa.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (Nwg0u)

348 Congrats, Tim Kaine, and welcome to the end of your political career.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (+eR2D)

349 'I'm quite relieved that she picked neither Bernie nor Booker

The MFM should, by rights, be going absolutely bonkers over the Booker snub.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (mxCgt)

350 334 Kevin Williamson at NRO a few minutes ago on Twitter:

Best conservative strategy now: Concede to Herself, impeach her, cut a few good deals with President Kaine.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (XN0hD)


Kevin Williamson sure cleared that shark, didn't he? Flawless execution. Impressive.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

351 Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 09:10 PM (MNgU2)
At least his face doesn't look like its wearing a face, which helped doom another guy.

Posted by: SarahW at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (Sp1NT)

352 So, yeah, they're *over the moon* about the pick

/s
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2016 09:13 PM (IgRG/)


I "Think" you mean they are "mooning" The FAB over the pick?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (3qFXk)

353 Guy on Fox said the Iranian "German" targeted children in McDonald's because that's what they do.

God comfort the families of those poor babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)

354 Black Lives Matter will have a press release any moment about how happy they are with Hill's diversity choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2016 09:15 PM (MSffI)

355 Best conservative strategy now: Concede to Herself, impeach her, cut a few good deals with President Kaine.

I shit you not. Sorry, Ace. Not trying to send your blood pressure through the roof.


Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (XN0hD)


Ugh. UGH.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 09:15 PM (+eR2D)

356 Kaine puts VA firmly in the D column. Not that it almost certainly wouldn't have been anyhow.

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 09:15 PM (71OEY)

357 Guy on Fox said the Iranian "German" targeted children in McDonald's because that's what they do.

God comfort the families of those poor babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)

Merkel the perkel still on vacation?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:16 PM (3qFXk)

358 Hopefully somebody has briefed Kaine that cis-gender males are not to man-splain, interrupt or even try to speak when Hillary is shrieking.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2016 09:16 PM (0vsws)

359 Hey they'd vote even if the Grand Wizard of the KKK was Her running mate as long as He had a D after His name...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 08:31 PM (O2RFr)

If I weren't dead...I mean, "living impaired"...

Posted by: Robert Byrd at July 22, 2016 09:16 PM (Ojki1)

360 Kevin Williamson at NRO a few minutes ago on Twitter:


'Smart Takes With Kevin WIlliamson'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:16 PM (mL2BD)

361 #BrowedEyesMatter

Posted by: Tim Kaine's eyebrow at July 22, 2016 09:16 PM (H9MG5)

362 Hillary! should have chosen a New Black Panther leader as her VP. Her minions would be over the moon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:16 PM (1ZOkK)

363 @265 -- somewhat Kasich-esque. But not really a jerk like Kasich is.

This is pure play to the independents and moderates and disaffected Republican voters. He is popular among those types in VA. My leftist buddies are po'd, as expected.

Posted by: VAgirl at July 22, 2016 09:17 PM (73oKf)

364 Kaine puts VA firmly in the D column. Not that it almost certainly wouldn't have been anyhow.
Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 09:15 PM (71OEY)

Nah. I never believed the VP pick meant that much. Virginia will go however it will go no matter who the VPs are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:17 PM (3qFXk)

365 "Stay away from mi casa su casa."

You forgot the qualifier "es", --su casa.
-Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (Nwg0u)

You said "My house, your house."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 09:17 PM (6gk0M)

366 Kaine identifies as Hispanic

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:17 PM (7lVbc)

367 So the presidential race will be 2 Whites vs 2 more Whites. Oh dear. BLM isn't going to like this.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (R+30W)

368 I think she picked Kaine because she needed someone honest and competent on the ticket.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (mL2BD)

369 Didn't the Gong Show use a Kaine ?

Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (EBa8G)

370 As part of the four-year reality deal, Kaine has to undergo gender re-assignment.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (mxCgt)

371 Maybe Kaine will come out tomorrow as a transgender; that would galvanize the base surely.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (KTFfX)

372 Love the fact that Chelsea's an "advisor." What with her being a brainiac and all.

"Mom, like, I really think, like ummmmmm.......I forgot...."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)

373 366 Kaine identifies as interesting.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (Sfs6o)

374 362 Hillary! should have chosen a New Black Panther leader as her VP. Her minions would be over the moon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:16 PM (1ZOkK)



She's trying to get elected, not mugged.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

375 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 22, 2016 09:19 PM (KCxzN)

376 So the alpha bitch picks a fellow Kaine-nine?

Posted by: seamrog at July 22, 2016 09:19 PM (EBa8G)

377 I "Think" you mean they are "mooning" The FAB over the pick?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (3qFXk)

They probably are. That was a sarc tag there at the end.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2016 09:19 PM (IgRG/)

378 Love the fact that Chelsea's an "advisor." What with her being a brainiac and all.


Bringing her brainpower, charisma, and extensive experience to the party.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:20 PM (SRKgf)

379 Kaine was picked because he was able to take the pebble from Master Hillary's hand.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 09:20 PM (IqV8l)

380 Having a white male take the stage and give a speech, in Spanish, apologizing for western civilization and all the grief it has brought nonwhites will not do much to attract white votes.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at July 22, 2016 09:20 PM (a7FXx)

381 OMG. Fox just played audio of the Hell Beast screeching. Augggh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)

382 Okay... back to baseball.

Later, Gators!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 09:20 PM (6gk0M)

383
Missouri officer shot in the neck is paralyzed from neck down.

Did they catch the asshole who did it?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (iQIUe)

384 Just the fact that he is willing to associate with that evil witch tells me he's a miserable little clocksucker.

Posted by: frekd at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (BO/km)

385 Heh. Drudge's headline now reads:

HILLARY RUNS WITH KAINE
WHITE GUY ADDED TO TICKET

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

386 It is funny, because Bernie sanders as VP would have made the election a lay up

Amazing that ego can keep someone from making a pick that locks in the election

That was the nuclear option I feared most

Posted by: Ghetto at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (VH1Q/)

387 Williamson must be trying out for a spot with the clever set at Vox.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (nFdGS)

388 Did they catch the asshole who did it?


Yes, same day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (mL2BD)

389 Azagoth...if that's your best "conservative" strategy then I divorce myself from "conservatives."

Something tells me you do not speak for all, though.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (qUNWi)

390 383


Missouri officer shot in the neck is paralyzed from neck down.



Did they catch the asshole who did it?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (iQIUe)


Dammit. And the Hell Beast celebrating the Thug Moms at the DNC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)

391 I retract my weird comment. It was just a few bad recent photos that gave a weird appearance to me. Overall just ordinary.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (MNgU2)

392 >>>Having a white male take the stage and give a
speech, in Spanish, apologizing for western civilization and all the
grief it has brought nonwhites will not do much to attract white votes.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at July 22, 2016 09:20 PM (a7FXx)<<<

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

... er, nevermind.

Posted by: SJWs, normally running for the fainting couches at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (H9MG5)

393 As the MFM will doubtless remind us, ad nauseum, The Eyebrow was the first person to address the Senate floor in Espanol. Most of us Varginians gagged.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (OJKE+)

394 >>Just the fact that he is willing to associate with that evil witch tells me he's a miserable little clocksucker.
Posted by: frekd

I suck big ones too.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (c7vUv)

395 >>> Best conservative strategy now: Concede to Herself, impeach her, cut a few good deals with President Kaine.
......

Alas, our rock ribbed republican wave congress has specified that they will not impeach a president no matter what and has failed to take any action against Hillary despite several investigations, special committees, lying to congress multiple times, and mountains of evidence even taller than the stack of confidential emails Hillary illegal sent to donors.

Now, perhaps the reverse would work and give us President PenceZzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (71OEY)

396 That was a sarc tag there at the end.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 22, 2016 09:19 PM (IgRG/)


I know..Just funning...And living large in my fancy hotel room

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:23 PM (3qFXk)

397 'I suck big ones too.'

Alarming!

Posted by: fekd at July 22, 2016 09:24 PM (BO/km)

398 Something tells me you do not speak for all, though.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:22 PM (qUNWi)


He was posting what Kevin Williamson wrote. He wasn't endorsing the idea.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 09:24 PM (fC9RO)

399 I don't see the pick being decisive

Either Hillary wins or loses, it won't come down to VA. Ask Paul Ryan how he helped Romney in WI

I will say though I still think Trump should have made a better VP pick

Posted by: Ghetto at July 22, 2016 09:24 PM (VH1Q/)

400 After giving it some consideration, i guess Castro and Booker were just window dressing. She couldn't have another corrupt bastard on the ticket.
She needed a safe, boring partyline D bastard. It was probably Kaine months ago.

Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 09:24 PM (8JjjJ)

401 Missouri officer shot in the neck is paralyzed from neck down
....

Local.Crime.Story!!!

And don't go bringing up that Democrat senator who was recently indicted either!

Posted by: New York Times at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (71OEY)

402 When Angry Hillary is feeling angry, we will spar like Morpheus and Neo in the Matrix so nobody gets hurt.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Kaine at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (vXmOS)

403 350 334 Kevin Williamson at NRO a few minutes ago on Twitter:

Best conservative strategy now: Concede to Herself, impeach her, cut a few good deals with President Kaine.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (XN0hD)

Kevin Williamson sure cleared that shark, didn't he? Flawless execution. Impressive.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

Scheisse. 2.5!

Posted by: East German judge at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (0mRoj)

404 >>I know..Just funning...And living large in my fancy hotel room
Posted by: Nevergiveup

No room service unless they bring you SOS.

Posted by: Aviator at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (c7vUv)

405 ?KaineTranslator

How do you say Cleveland Steamer in Spanish

Asking for a friend

Posted by: DEM Conventioneer at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (mRvs9)

406 I'm sure Hillary would have chosen a black male for he ticket if they hadn't all already been killed by racist white cops.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (0vsws)

407 I listened for a bit to CNN in the car this afternoon.

Wolfe was interviewing General Wesley "Weasel" Clark.

He asked the general if he was going to vote for Hillary! and he said, "Absolutely!"

A president Trump is going to need a backhoe to clean out the damned Pentagon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

408 389 Azagoth...if that's your best "conservative" strategy then I divorce myself from "conservatives."

Something tells me you do not speak for all, though.
**

Um....

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (XN0hD)

409 You forgot the qualifier "es", --su casa.

Mi Casio es su Casio.

Posted by: the one line from Buffy I remember at July 22, 2016 09:25 PM (rLrEx)

410 How are they going to explain Kaine's support for a coal-fired power plant in VA?
What about his love for clean-burning coal?

Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2016 09:26 PM (wv7Zv)

411 This got asked: can the Republican party survive on Hillary hate alone?

Not sure, but it might be a good way to win an election.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 22, 2016 09:27 PM (U6f54)

412 I've got one question. Is Hillary's entire wardrobe made up of ugly throw rugs? That bitch dresses like a 1976 kitchen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:27 PM (pUDQf)

413 Kevin Williamson is about this >< far from muttering his daily column while he shuffles from park bench to park bench bumming cigs off passers-by.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:27 PM (mL2BD)

414 Love the fact that Chelsea's an "advisor." What with her being a brainiac and all.

She and Ivanka are BFFs because Ivanka likes the contrast. Well, that and they both belong to the same party...

Posted by: RushBabe at July 22, 2016 09:28 PM (OJKE+)

415 412
I've got one question. Is Hillary's entire wardrobe made up of ugly throw rugs? That bitch dresses like a 1976 kitchen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:27 PM (pUDQf)


Hey, now. At least she's not tearing down the WH drapes to make dresses with boob belts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:28 PM (1ZOkK)

416
NRO and redstate are batshite crazy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 09:28 PM (iQIUe)

417 I don't know, Broken down or not I'd have gone with The Undertaker over his brother Kane- Kane is just soooo dull and boring as he's been booked for years.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at July 22, 2016 09:28 PM (Ojki1)

418 Is Hillary's entire wardrobe made up of ugly throw rugs? That bitch dresses like a 1976 kitchen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:27 PM (pUDQf)

It ain't easy to spruce up a moose

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (3qFXk)

419 >>Best conservative strategy now: Concede to Herself, impeach her, cut a few good deals with President Kaine.

OMFG
They think their best move is to impeach a second Clinton?
Impeach the first woman president?!?

Give that man some tiger blood, because that is Charlie Sheen level #Winning strategy right there.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (NOIQH)

420 After giving it some consideration, i guess Castro and Booker were just window dressing. She couldn't have another corrupt bastard on the ticket.
She needed a safe, boring partyline D bastard. It was probably Kaine months ago.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 09:24 PM (8JjjJ)


I see it as the opposite. Her poll numbers suck and she needs white voters.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (fC9RO)

421 After all, hatred of the other is what drove a whole lot of the D votes against Romney.

Binders full of women, war on women, stirring up hatred of the opponent is what they do.

So why not the other side?

The journos have no self-awareness, do they?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (U6f54)

422 Clinton Kaine sounds like the movie Orson Welles declined to make.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (B7Uun)

423 I've got one question. Is Hillary's entire wardrobe made up of ugly throw rugs? That bitch dresses like a 1976 kitchen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 09:27 PM (pUDQf)

Her stylist is Dr. Evil who only select the finest Mao inspired fashions for her.

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (71OEY)

424 Love the fact that Chelsea's an "advisor."

Who else is going to pay her for her 'talents' since she bombed at NBC?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (mL2BD)

425 Mucho Gusto el Timo Kaineo! Chalupa El Grande Se' Macho Dudeo!

Posted by: El Guapo at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (aRUb8)

426 You forgot the qualifier "es", --su casa.

Es mi casa, su casa.

Posted by: La Reconquista at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (mxCgt)

427 cruz and kaine should chip in and buy a lowrider and ride into the sunset. see if they can find their carrers. fuckin hacks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (ucDmr)

428

I think she picked Kaine because she needed someone honest and competent on the ticket.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:18 PM (mL2BD)









Really? Then why did she pick a Democrat?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (LuZz8)

429 Her poll numbers suck and she needs white voters.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (fC9RO)

Then maybe she should not have so many BLM scum speaking at her convention? Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:30 PM (3qFXk)

430 Her stylist is Dr. Evil who only select the finest Mao inspired fashions for her.
Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (71OEY)

Actually, I'm her fashion adviser.

Posted by: Chelsea at July 22, 2016 09:30 PM (7lVbc)

431

Munich

Narrative hardest hit

New narrative

Mental illness caused by Islamophobia

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (zBkzs)

432 Love the fact that Chelsea's an "advisor."

Geez, Ma, you forgot to tear the toilet paper again...

Posted by: Chelsea at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (mxCgt)

433 I wonder what drugs Hillary's people have Billy Jeff on to prepare him to stand up and actually speak this week?

I wonder how her polls would be effected if he keeled over on stage after his speech?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (1ZOkK)

434 Then maybe she should not have so many BLM scum speaking at her convention? Just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:30 PM (3qFXk)


Hey now, don't start using logic and reason!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (fC9RO)

435
Chelsea and her chipmunk cheeks! lol

I cant wait until she is up on stage going on and on about mom and dad and how they are such great grandparents or some shite. I wonder when Hills and Bills spent a night under the same roof?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (iQIUe)

436

I was so hoping for a Castro. How awesome would that be, to have a VP of the US named Castro.

Doesn't matter anyway. She's gonna lose big, and the democrats will be wandering the political wilderness for forty years searching for the promise land.

Posted by: W. Lone Sharkmon at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (zySRA)

437 NRO and redstate are batshite crazy.

**

Erick Erickson, or whatever the hell his name is, was the first out the gate last night with the "I liked it better in the original German" comment on Twitter right after Trump's speech.

From what a buddy told me, NRO's blog last night was like a big online PMS workshop.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (XN0hD)

438 Clinton/Kaine- Working in the coal mines, going down, down, down.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2016 09:32 PM (MSffI)

439 422
Clinton Kaine sounds like the movie Orson Welles declined to make.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (B7Uun)

Why does that make me think..." Klatu Burrata Nicto"?

Posted by: El Guapo at July 22, 2016 09:32 PM (aRUb8)

440 I wonder what drugs Hillary's people have Billy Jeff on to prepare him to stand up and actually speak this week?

Disney loaned them his animatronic from the Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:32 PM (mL2BD)

441
I wonder how her polls would be effected if he keeled over on stage after his speech?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (1ZOkK)







Well, if he does at least we know there's no foul play involved.

When it happens in October, however......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 09:32 PM (LuZz8)

442 >>Then maybe she should not have so many BLM scum speaking at her convention? Just saying


Yoohooo!!!

*Lifts shirt*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 22, 2016 09:33 PM (NOIQH)

443 Heh. I picture Billy Jeff, dropping like a stone on stage after giving his "You go, gurl" Hillary speech, and a buxom bimbo runs onstage, crying and cradling his head in her lap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (1ZOkK)

444 437
Erick Erickson, or whatever the hell his name is, was the first out the gate last night with the "I liked it better in the original German" comment on Twitter right after Trump's speech.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (XN0hD)


That's rapier-like wit, all right.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

445 Clinton Kaine sounds like a hedge fund.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (sqHNm)

446 Clinton Kaine sounds like the movie Orson Welles declined to make.

Who is Rosebud?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (mRvs9)

447 Off sock

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (7lVbc)

448 Clinton Kaine sounds like a hedge fund.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (sqHNm)


Well, she has enriched one hedge fund manager...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (fC9RO)

449 Topic: Administrative Law-n-Order

Mrs. Clinton, the wife of Omar Mateen, Noor Zahi Salman, where is she?

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 09:34 PM (B7Uun)

450 So basically they are afraid of how badly they are going to get slammed among white males? Is that what this is about? Because this guy makes Bob Casey look like a swingin' wild man.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 22, 2016 09:35 PM (1FhAQ)

451 Hirrary, you sexy minx. You dressee like me!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 22, 2016 09:35 PM (VxHD9)

452 Hitlery can finally ditch the Hoveraround since now she has a kaine

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 09:35 PM (6IPEM)

453 This "Hillary" film looks skeery as hell. Seriously.

I'd like to drag every millenial and SJW I know to see it. Darted with lion tranquilizer if need be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:36 PM (1ZOkK)

454 Home grown Iranian did munich.

Oopsey

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (zBkzs)

455 Well, my money was on Julian Castro. Kind of surprised she didn't go for the minority candidate.

Posted by: Ned Reid at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (Nnmy9)

456 Erick Erickson, or whatever the hell his name is, was the first out the gate last night with the "I liked it better in the original German" comment on Twitter right after Trump's speech.

Has Erickson finally hit peak douchenozzle? Only time will tell, folks!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (0mRoj)

457 437
Erick Erickson, or whatever the hell his name is, was the first out the gate last night with the "I liked it better in the original German" comment on Twitter right after Trump's speech.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (XN0hD)


The networks must have cut to a commercial when Trump talked about his plans to round up Jews and degenerate artists.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

458
Clinton Kaine sounds like the movie Orson Welles declined to make.



Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 09:29 PM (B7Uun)

Why does that make me think..." Klatu Burrata Nicto"?


Posted by: El Guapo at July 22, 2016 09:32 PM (aRUb







Makes me think of WP Blatty's "Twinkle Twinkle, Killer Kane" (filmed as The Ninth Configuration) and Hamlet adapted for dogs.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (LuZz8)

459 Mi cama es su cama.

Wait...wut?

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 22, 2016 09:38 PM (nvMvs)

460 >>>I wonder what drugs Hillary's people have Billy Jeff on to prepare him to stand up and actually speak this week?<<<

Hillary has banished Bill to the Warren sweat lodge for a weekend-long, peyote-induced, vision quest. Many a delicious prairie crab will give its life for the cause.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Kaine at July 22, 2016 09:38 PM (vXmOS)

461 Heh.... the Clintons.

Transparent frauds, and yet, they've worked their grifts so well, they've got enough cash and juice to keep it going.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 22, 2016 09:38 PM (iE27d)

462 454
Home grown Iranian did munich.



Oopsey

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (zBkzs)


Shep, CNN, and MSLSD hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:38 PM (1ZOkK)

463 Pence vs Kaine at debate time. Wonder how that will go?

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2016 09:38 PM (JSovD)

464 "see if they can find their carrers. fuckin hacks."



*types....!!!*



*deletes*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 09:38 PM (9ym/8)

465 The Munich eloi will forgive and forget.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:38 PM (qUNWi)

466 Home grown Iranian did munich.

Oopsey
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (zBkzs)

I guess you can't take the muzzi out of the iranian even after they've seen Berlin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:39 PM (3qFXk)

467 Castro would have been an anchor.
An Hispanic that can't espeak Spanish. No way.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 09:39 PM (B7Uun)

468 >>>410 How are they going to explain Kaine's support for a coal-fired power plant in VA? What about his love for clean-burning coal?

Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2016 09:26 PM (wv7Zv) <<<

It was a mistake he made in his youth.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik is totally not Iceman at July 22, 2016 09:39 PM (jV8Mq)

469 The Iranian bastard shot little kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:39 PM (1ZOkK)

470 Neo Nazi honey grown Iranian

No?


Never mind. Who knew Iranians wore neo Nazi footwear

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:39 PM (zBkzs)

471 It was Bucket of Warm Spit's year.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (mL2BD)

472 'Has Erickson finally hit peak douchenozzle? Only time will tell, folks!'

Nope. He's a rocket. At least one good thing would come out of a DT presidency and would be the fireworks of EE's exploding head.

Posted by: fekd at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (BO/km)

473 Seems that Hillary is doing more court my vote than Trump today.

She might get it, at this rate.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (dQrTa)

474 Erickson was the first out the gate last night with the "I liked it better in the original German"

You mean Iranian-German.

Posted by: Munich at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (mxCgt)

475 The Iranian bastard shot little kids.

Brave Lion of Islam

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (mL2BD)

476 "I checked DJT's Twitter feed. No snarky comment yet"

Trump should lie low. The day of a brutal massacre, even on the other side of the Atlantic, is not a day for snark.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (noWW6)

477
Tim Kaine the candidate that makes you just want to get up and yawn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (GILMl)

478 "Hitlery can finally ditch the Hoveraround since now she has a kaine"



*rimshot*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 09:41 PM (9ym/8)

479 Do I catch a whiff of 'Concern?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:41 PM (mL2BD)

480 Maybe Bill Clinom will have a visit from the energizer bunny (ahem) for a much needed energy boost prior to the convention.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 09:41 PM (KTFfX)

481
It was a mistake he made in his youth.



How will they explain his white penis?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:41 PM (qUNWi)

482 I wish DJT would turn his damned Twitter over to Ivanka. He needs to cut that shit out.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:41 PM (1ZOkK)

483 I chose a guy who speaks Spanish because Huma is kinda useless when I'm trying to decide what to order at Chipotle.

**cackles crazily** **cough cough cough...**

Posted by: Cankles! at July 22, 2016 09:41 PM (H9MG5)

484 Well, the Pence v. Kaine debate will likely be the most boring televised event ever. It may be even lower energy than a Jeb! rally.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 22, 2016 09:41 PM (DW+jj)

485 Heh, well reading about RedState and Kevin Ws nonsense drove me to contribute to the Trump/Pence campaign. I hope it works out. I'm not a total jinx with campaign donations but my track record is not good. Maybe Trump will finally place ad money in other spots than the alphabet networks*news* programs that will be campaigning for Hillary. I've been so annoyed with the GOPe for putting money in the pockets of the DNC shills.

Posted by: Palerider at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (dkExz)

486 " It was Bucket of Warm Spit's year."


Whatever happened to that Mange Infested Hyena fella?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (9ym/8)

487 I think Erickson really though his line in the sand posts and radio broadcasts would stop Trump and give the primary to Cruz. Obviously he is nowhere near that influential. I think most of his lashing out is finding out he is a (mild) entertainer. Not an opinion influencer.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (a7FXx)

488 Has Erickson finally hit peak douchenozzle? Only time will tell, folks!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 09:37 PM (0mRoj)

****

I thought so a couple of months ago. Have to admit I am impressed with his dedication in swinging for the fences in his pursuit of douchenozzlery.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (YLidQ)

489 Emails Released by WikiLeaks Appear to Show DNC Trying to Aid Hillary Clinton

Several of the emails released indicate that the officials, including Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, grew increasingly agitated with Clinton's rival, Bernie Sanders, and his campaign as the primary season advanced, in one instance even floating bringing up Sanders' religion to try and minimize his support.




Will this make any difference to the Bernie-bots? I'm hoping a large part of them just stay home

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (GILMl)

490 "Heh. I picture Billy Jeff, dropping like a stone on stage after giving his "You go, gurl" Hillary speech, and a buxom bimbo runs onstage, crying and cradling his head in her lap."

Nah. It wouldn't be one bimbo but a whole herd of bimbos fighting over who gets to hold his head.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (JSovD)

491 Beck and Erickson need to get a room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)

492 Day for snark: He should have put a sock in it before reviving Cruz dad as an assassin's accomplice.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (B7Uun)

493 My guess is she decided she can't win without Virginia, and the polling there doesn't look great after she pissed of the SW part of the state.

So a totally conventional, political "win a state" choice.

She really is the worst politician in history.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (wfDW1)

494 "At least one good thing would come out of a DT presidency and would be the fireworks of EE's exploding head."

George Will. Bill Kristol.

Outside of the USA, the Brits and Euros would be so completely discombobulated that they would cease to function rationally. Just lapse into incoherent glossolalic word-salad babbling. Trump is that unthinkable an outcome for them. They wouldn't be able to parse it, or cope.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (noWW6)

495 My guess on a "Pope Francis Catholic:"

A Catholic that doesn't want the church to be saddled with the cost of hospitals and schools paid for with voluntary contributions. So, he thinks the awesome power of the State is to be used to pay for those things through such mechanisms as the progressive income tax.

Social Justice. And if you don't pay, armed men will come to your house to take you away.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (4+VII)

496 Kaine?

What a dick.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (16TRA)

497
"Kaine!!!!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-2UMB-9yVM


Hint: Hitchcock


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (27m1/)

498 Bill Clinton looks like hell because they have him on a vegan diet.
Dude needs a cheeseburger.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (7lVbc)

499 Any of you who watch a Kaine/Pence debate need to just shoot youselves.

Semi-serious.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (qUNWi)

500 Clinton Kaine does sound like ambulance chasers.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (gyi7u)

501 Kaine was up for reelection in 2018. I don't know if he's quitting his seat, but the 2014 election was a squeaker for the Dems in VA. He's not a sure bet to get reelected, especially now that the VA Supremes struck down McAwful's felon voting rights law.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (VxHD9)

502 Bruce With a Wang!, I'm watching WINONA!!

A THOUSAND THANK YOUS, MY JERKSOCK CURSES YOU!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (+b2T3)

503 the Pence v. Kaine debate will likely be the most boring televised event ever.

Their own mothers won't even watch that snoozefest.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 09:45 PM (mxCgt)

504 Clinton Kaine. We have your Yellow Pages covered.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 09:45 PM (gyi7u)

505 Clinton Burrito Nacho

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 09:45 PM (IqV8l)

506 Pence looked like a prisoner of war at Trump's "attack Cruz" presser today.

I was cringing for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:45 PM (1ZOkK)

507 Several of the emails released indicate that the officials, including Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, grew increasingly agitated with Clinton's rival, Bernie Sanders, and his campaign as the primary season advanced, in one instance even floating bringing up Sanders' religion to try and minimize his support.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was gonna go jew-baiting? If that doesn't tell you all about these people, nothing does.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (mL2BD)

508 494
Outside of the USA, the Brits and Euros would be so completely discombobulated that they would cease to function rationally. Just lapse into incoherent glossolalic word-salad babbling. Trump is that unthinkable an outcome for them. They wouldn't be able to parse it, or cope.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (noWW6)


So, Reaganesque, then?

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

509 So now what about the rumor that Chelsea is going to suddenly decide to buy a house in Arlington somewhere and be appointed Senator by McAuliffe should Clinton win?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (16TRA)

510 Religion = atheism

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (7lVbc)

511 BTW, we will see if it holds through the election, but I'm seeing quite a few of the upper middle class Democrats I'm friends with on Facebook posting Gary Johnson ads.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (wfDW1)

512 Trump chose the quiet, soft-spoken and socially-conservative experienced politician Pence as his running mate partly to help bring the party together and partly as a counter-balance to Trump's brash outspokenness and novice political status. I can see what Pence brings to the ticket; this choice makes sense to me.

Hillary, a boring and thoroughly corrupt insider politician, chose a corrupt and thoroughly boring insider politician as her running mate. I... don't see what he really brings to that ticket.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (0OG8D)

513 507
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was gonna go jew-baiting? If that doesn't tell you all about these people, nothing does.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (mL2BD)


Worst anti-semites ever - Socialists born Jewish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (27m1/)

514 "Bill Clinton looks like hell because they have him on a vegan diet.
Dude needs a cheeseburger."



At his age, let him do what he wants. Eat. Drink. Stay up late. Look at online porn.

What the Hell.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (9ym/8)

515 Erick Erickson and the rest of the cerebrally challenged asshats at Red State are gonna fall right in line with the Hillary/Kaine ticket because they're just the type of RINO shit for brains the GOPe has carefully cultured for the last decade.

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: CrochetyOldJarhead at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (DIhU5)

516 Pence looked like a prisoner of war at Trump's "attack Cruz" presser today.

I was cringing for him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:45 PM (1ZOkK)

Isn't being the VP like being a prisoner of war anyway?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (3qFXk)

517 I cant believe Herb Cain sold us out like that.


We'll always have 999.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (tHMRo)

518 "I thought so a couple of months ago. Have to admit I am impressed with his dedication in swinging for the fences in his pursuit of douchenozzlery."
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (YLidQ)

Erickson has been there for years. I wouldn't allow him to argue one of my points past the basics.

He's just a sloppier, more vitriol-filled George Wil.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (6gk0M)

519 With 500 comments this has probably been said before:

Kaine has very strong anti-gun beliefs.

Just thought I'd mention it, because I'm familiar with his record.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (ZT/+/)

520 511 BTW, we will see if it holds through the election, but I'm seeing quite a few of the upper middle class Democrats I'm friends with on Facebook posting Gary Johnson ads.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (wfDW1)


Top. Gun. Actor.

Posted by: Spottswoode at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

521 Fuck europe. They want to commit suicide that's their deal.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:48 PM (qUNWi)

522 266 He's not going to galvanize the left. He's going to pick up the thoroughly confused and disheartened middle, and Republicans who think very very ill of Trump.

Posted by: SarahW at July 22, 2016 09:00 PM (Sp1NT)
---------------------------
Exactly.
She already has the hard left and minorities. It's the squishy middle that matters in the general election.

Kaine is superficially pleasant and what the MSM calls a "moderate," i.e., someone who votes with Obama and the Left only 93% of the time.

He is a practicing Catholic, a point that will undoubtedly be stressed in the campaign ---but of course, like the "devout" Biden, he always puts the party line above his supposed faith.

He can speak some Spanish --- not anywhere near as well as Jeb!, but well enough to fake it.

All in all, it's is (alas!) the best political pick she could make.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 09:48 PM (T/5A0)

523 Erick Erickson plagiarized Molly Ivans. That was her line about Buchanan's '92 convention speech, the culture war speech.

He actually thought that was really snarky, really funny to say and he would demonstrate his coolness to his universe of followers, which might fit in janitor's closet now.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 22, 2016 09:48 PM (DW+jj)

524 I wonder if its Elizabeth Warren who chose not to have her name associated with Hillary? Win or lose, her name's going to be even more toxic by 2020.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at July 22, 2016 09:48 PM (KF8B+)

525 >>>Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was gonna go jew-baiting? If that doesn't tell you all about these people, nothing does.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (mL2BD)<<<

Sharks eat their own.

Posted by: Debbie Weimaraner-Shitz (shark-toothed bitch) at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (H9MG5)

526 519 With 500 comments this has probably been said before:

Kaine has very strong anti-gun beliefs.

Just thought I'd mention it, because I'm familiar with his record.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (ZT/+/)

Well knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (0mRoj)

527 I think Erickson really though his line in the sand posts and radio broadcasts would stop Trump and give the primary to Cruz. Obviously he is nowhere near that influential. I think most of his lashing out is finding out he is a (mild) entertainer. Not an opinion influencer.
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (a7FXx)

****

Staypuffed, like a lot of douche "Conservative" RINOs, have decided that their position = Conservative, and they work forward from that point. He desperately wants to be a Kingmaker, without realizing you need more than a website and 2 hours a day on radio to make that happen.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (YLidQ)

528 Erickson is Tucker Carlson without the conviction of the bow-tie.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (6gk0M)

529 521
Fuck europe. They want to commit suicide that's their deal.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:48 PM (qUNWi)


I feel sorry for the little kids who were slaughtered. They can't help their parents are idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (1ZOkK)

530 Hunter S. Thompson has a quote that goes something like:

"When the going gets strange the weird turn pro."

Hillary just made a terrible mistake of grabbing a white male VP.

Trump is BEYOND weird. This is the strangest of times this is his element. He has found his time and place. He doesn't need more strange.

But Hillary, aside from looking like a corpulent flesh robot glowing in a waxy corpse-light, isn't nearly as strange. She needs to double down to compete and her running mate won't cut it. She is running a 20th century playbook and she (LMAO) looks to be ready to swing to the center. This will not end well for her.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (QCc6B)

531 "Clinton Kaine does sound like ambulance chasers."



Really?

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (9ym/8)

532 He doesn't go online he's got the "energizer".

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (B7Uun)

533 So, my comicon character is getting .....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 22, 2016 09:49 PM (6Ll1u)

534 Kaine has very strong anti-gun beliefs.

Just thought I'd mention it, because I'm familiar with his record.


Yeah, I lived through it.

Not quite Mark Herring levels of asshattery, but then Kaine was governor back in the day when pols still pretended to listen to the constituents.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 09:50 PM (16TRA)

535 This convention is supposed to be about bringing us together. Who the hell thought booing the first politician I ever actually believed in was a good idea for winning my vote? To hell with it.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 21, 2016 07:35 PM (dQrTa)

And the rep from TN can't resist a gratuitous shot at me and people like me, right before trying to call for unity. Hurt feelings aren't leadership? Fuck you, too.

Damn it all to hell, you actually want me to vote for HER don't you?

Posted by: Sayyid at July 21, 2016 08:38 PM (dQrTa)

Seems that Hillary is doing more court my vote than Trump today.

She might get it, at this rate.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (dQrTa)

Concern duly noted.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 22, 2016 09:50 PM (FohCt)

536 Clinton Kane. "Because, yes, America is going to hell"

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 09:50 PM (gyi7u)

537 Megyn showing D'Souza's "Hillary" trailer.

Scary shit.

Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:50 PM (1ZOkK)

538 527 I think Erickson really though his line in the sand posts and radio broadcasts would stop Trump and give the primary to Cruz. Obviously he is nowhere near that influential. I think most of his lashing out is finding out he is a (mild) entertainer. Not an opinion influencer.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at July 22, 2016 09:42 PM (a7FXx)


He's got a lot of influence at Denny's and IHOP on all you can eat pancake days.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 09:51 PM (4ErVI)

539 >>>Worst anti-semites ever - Socialists born Jewish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (27m1/)<<<



Well, them... and probably Charlie Brown's Dildo.

Posted by: someone had to say it at July 22, 2016 09:51 PM (H9MG5)

540 It's gotten to the point that I tune out all the terror attacks, I can't absorb it anymore...need to preserve some sanity. Though politics is probably not the best avenue either.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 09:51 PM (KTFfX)

541 Beck and Erickson need to get a room.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)


I think Beck's pissed because he was tying his future to Cruz's potential and because deep down, nutty or not, he actually believes what he's spewing.
On the other hand, I think Erickson and the RedState/NRO crowd are pissed because they saw themselves as GOPe insiders functioning as the media arm. With the GOPe now reeling, their status quo punditry rice bowl, along with any sweet appointments (like WH communications team or RNC communications team) they may have been gunning for, is threatened. They would be acting exactly the same if Cruz had gotten the nomination.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2016 09:51 PM (GUBah)

542 No Jane....they can't.

It sucks.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:51 PM (qUNWi)

543 The Iranian bastard shot little kids.

Brave Lion of Islam
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

And Sheppy was so sure it was Neo Nazis.

Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2016 09:51 PM (vyH1V)

544 I don't usually become the running mate of frail old white women, but when I do I drink Ensure.

Stay thirsty my friends....

Posted by: Tim Kaine, The Worlds Most Interesting Fake Mexican and Chipmunk at July 22, 2016 09:52 PM (MNzex)

545 Let's not conflate two key issues:

A - The necessity to defeat Hilary Clinton by the only way necessary.

B - The very serious flaws/questions of Donald Trump.

If we succeed in A, B is going to be something we will more than likely have to deal with.

Don't call me a killjoy, defeatist, whatever. This is just as cold-in-the-light-of-day an analysis as I can give.

Yes, let us definitely defeat Hilary Clinton and as many Democrats down-ticket as we possibly can.

Yes, and please G-d if we can make that happen, then let us make sure that Donald Trump does not go to DC to make deals, but to kick ass and stop the crazy Leviathan train.

I'm just calling it like I see it, folks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:52 PM (27m1/)

546 539 >>>Worst anti-semites ever - Socialists born Jewish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (27m1/)

Well, them... and probably Charlie Brown's Dildo.
Posted by: someone had to say it at July 22, 2016 09:51 PM (H9MG5)


Ooh, that guy in particular. Momzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:52 PM (27m1/)

547 So, all snark aside... Well, most snark, anyway.

What's the path to fauxpublican victory with Virginia locked Democrat? Give your maps a spin and see if you can come up with anything remotely plausible.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 22, 2016 09:52 PM (dQrTa)

548 Wow. Dinesh is preaching it on Megyn. A Berniebot is up next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

549 Posted by: Sayyid at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (dQrTa)


First Name Guy has gone exotic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:53 PM (mL2BD)

550 #528: Actually, Tucker Carlson saw the rise of Trump coming, recognized why it was happening, and made his peace with it, even though he wasn't exactly thrilled about it.

He's miles ahead of Erickson in that regard.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 09:53 PM (0OG8D)

551 So what are you sayyiding?

Posted by: fkd at July 22, 2016 09:54 PM (BO/km)

552 "It might may [sic] no difference, but for KY and WA can we get someone to ask his belief," Brad Marshall, CFO of DNC, wrote in an email on May 5, 2016. "Does he believe in God. He had skated on saying he has a Jewish heritage. I read he is an atheist. This could make several points difference with my peeps. My southern baptist peeps woudl draw a big difference between a Jew and an atheist."

Amy Dacey, CEO of the DNC, subsequently responded "AMEN," according to the emails.






Just remember comrades, it's the Republicans who are the haters. If this doesn't show the sheer cutthroat attitude of the Dem Party nothing does

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 09:54 PM (GILMl)

553 What a HUGE slap in the face to the Bernie Bros that they need to be woo'd back with a white male.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 09:54 PM (QCc6B)

554
Dinesh DeNiro. Good guy. And political prisoner #2 in the Obama reign. Along with Nakoula.

Did you ever in your life imagine that? Not me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:54 PM (27m1/)

555 Narrative hardest hit



New narrative



Mental illness caused by Islamophobia

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:31 PM (zBkzs)

"No true Muslim."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 09:54 PM (SRKgf)

556 I have to admit,I just simply don't worry anymore when Trump says stupid shit.I have made my peace with the fact that it is simply who he is.Not going to worry about it.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 09:55 PM (B48dK)

557 545
Yes, and please G-d if we can make that happen, then let us make sure that Donald Trump does not go to DC to make deals, but to kick ass and stop the crazy Leviathan train.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:52 PM (27m1/)


I don't think he can stop the crazy Leviathan train, but if he can derail it before it goes off the cliff, I'd count that as a win. It's still going to be messy and painful.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

558 What's the path to fauxpublican victory with Virginia locked Democrat?

Not a lock.

Hell, McAuliffe felt it necessary to try and illegally restore Felon voting and got slapped. If VA was a lock he wouldn't have had to gamble on the VA SC to punt on the issue until after the election.

VA isn't a lock at all.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 09:55 PM (16TRA)

559 Tim Kaine is a cisnormative white straight male, and his selection is like rape.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:55 PM (mL2BD)

560 556 I have to admit,I just simply don't worry anymore when Trump says stupid shit.I have made my peace with the fact that it is simply who he is.Not going to worry about it.
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 09:55 PM (B48dK)


We'll have our work cut out for us starting noon on January 20th, 2017.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:56 PM (27m1/)

561 Steevy...I hear you.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:56 PM (qUNWi)

562 334 Kevin Williamson at NRO a few minutes ago on Twitter:

Best conservative strategy now: Concede to Herself, impeach her, cut a few good deals with President Kaine.

I shit you not. Sorry, Ace. Not trying to send your blood pressure through the roof.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 09:11 PM (XN0hD)

++++

Question for Williamson or any #NeverTrumpers:
Wouldn't it make more sense to concede to Himself, impeach him, and then cut deals with President Pence?

That way, the Dems will cooperate with you on the impeachment. Plus, you get President Pence (R), instead of President Kaine (D).

Duh!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 09:56 PM (R+30W)

563
Erick Erickson plagiarized Molly Ivans. That was her line about Buchanan's '92 convention speech, the culture war speech.



Posted by: publius


I remembered the comment about Buchanan, but forgot it was Ivins who made it. Oh, so very very funny.

I remember the speech, and while I was never much of a Pat Buchanan fan, a lot of what he said was prescient about things that have come to pass since then.

And Molly Ivins is dead now, so there's that.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 09:56 PM (Cz05v)

564 I'd forgot they were remaking "Ben Hur"



*Why?*

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe at July 22, 2016 09:57 PM (9ym/8)

565 An all white election? We approve.

Posted by: KKK at July 22, 2016 09:57 PM (hVdx9)

566 Countess Hillary Rodham Clinton Báthory picks Tim Kaine because someone has to bring the sacrificial virgins to her lair then clean up the blood.

Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2016 09:57 PM (vyH1V)

567
A devout Catholic, Kaine has said he considers himself personally antiabortion BUT he has maintained support for Roe vs. Wade as a senator.



About that "devout" thing, was he not cc'd re: Baby Killing?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (kdS6q)

568 564 It looks like CGI shit too.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (B48dK)

569 557
I don't think he can stop the crazy Leviathan train, but if he can derail it before it goes off the cliff, I'd count that as a win. It's still going to be messy and painful.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:55 PM (sdi6R)


Neither did Reagan, PBUH. But look what he was able to do - the greatest peacetime economic boom in world history and the liberation of 100 million people enslaved by the Soviet Union. All without firing a shot.

If Donald Trump only neuters the IRS and EPA, I will consider that beyond my wildest imaginings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (27m1/)

570 I'm wondering how the Kaine selection will play to the multi-purpose rooms of old folks' homes across the Commonwealth.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (Sfs6o)

571 #564: Actually, it's going to be titled "Been Her", and it'll star Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (0OG8D)

572 >>>Yes, and please G-d if we can make that happen,
then let us make sure that Donald Trump does not go to DC to make deals,
but to kick ass and stop the crazy Leviathan train.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:52 PM (27m1/)




I don't think he can stop the crazy Leviathan train, but if he can
derail it before it goes off the cliff, I'd count that as a win. It's
still going to be messy and painful.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:55 PM (sdi6R)<<<



Driving that train,
After beating Clinton/Kaine,
Donnie Trump you better,
Watch your speed.

Posted by: the Make America Great-ful Dead at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (H9MG5)

573 I'm going to be honest. I can't allow myself to be optimistic.

The convention...it starts to give me hope. I insist that I quash that down. I can't allow myself to believe Hillary will lose.


I doubted in 2012. Then I watched the convention. I got hope. I allowed myself to believe. I prayed for the best. I prayed for Dem defeat. On election night, I was crushed.


I won't let that happen again. I have to be a pessimist. If we win, I can feel good, but I refuse to be vulnerable again.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (+eR2D)

574 567
A devout Catholic, Kaine has said he considers himself personally antiabortion BUT he has maintained support for Roe vs. Wade as a senator.



About that "devout" thing, was he not cc'd re: Baby Killing?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (kdS6q)

Sacred ground, don'tcha know. Practically a sacrament.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (0mRoj)

575 The remake of Ben Hur will have stupid people saying stupid things.

I do not want.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (qUNWi)

576 Yeah,pretty sure God doesn't care how persobally "devout" you are when you do everything to make sure the babies continue to get slaughtered.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 09:59 PM (B48dK)

577 A devout Catholic, Kaine has said he considers himself personally antiabortion BUT he has maintained support for Roe vs. Wade as a senator.

Having voted for every thing abortion has to offer...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 09:59 PM (O2RFr)

578 537 Megyn showing D'Souza's "Hillary" trailer.

Scary shit.

Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:50 PM (1ZOkK)


His "2016: Obama's America" is still the best look inside Obama's mind, I think. I'll have to check out the new movie.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

579 'night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:59 PM (1ZOkK)

580 Williamson is paranoid

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:59 PM (zBkzs)

581 564 I'd forgot they were remaking "Ben Hur"



*Why?*
Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe at July 22, 2016 09:57 PM (9ym/

So they can make a better version. You know, one without all that icky Jesus stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (0mRoj)

582 A devout Catholic, Kaine has said he considers himself personally antiabortion BUT he has maintained support for Roe vs. Wade as a senator.


About that "devout" thing, was he not cc'd re: Baby Killing?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 09:58 PM (kdS6q)




I'm a devout teetotaler except for all of the booze I guzzle.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (GILMl)

583 "What's the path to fauxpublican victory with Virginia locked Democrat? Give your maps a spin and see if you can come up with anything remotely plausible."

Please, can't you troll a little better? Pennsylvania. You know, that state where Trump is winning in a number of polls?

Trump doesn't need Virginia, but Clinton can't lose Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (wfDW1)

584 What a stupid VP pick. Does she not understand the current climate in this country? How can she and her entire staff be so thoroughly disengaged from the national mood? (that's what's known as a rhetorical question so shut up).

Did her advisers not realize that Braun Strowman of WWE fame was available? Come on, he beat The Undertaker for crying out loud*

*I wasted 5 minutes of my life looking that up.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (KRwzj)

585 I'd forgot they were remaking "Ben Hur"







*Why?*

Because this time they want to follow the book and have Jesus personally heal mother and Tirzah after mother professes her faith in Him.

No?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (4+VII)

586 513 507
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was gonna go jew-baiting? If that doesn't tell you all about these people, nothing does.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 09:46 PM (mL2BD)


Worst anti-semites ever - Socialists born Jewish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:47 PM (27m1/)

Eduard Bernstein: "Anti-semitism is the socialism of fools."

Debbie Washhermane-Schlitz: "Yo!"

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (1FhAQ)

587 Ben Hur

Written by a governor of Indiana.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (VxHD9)

588 Good night, Jane! I hope you enjoyed your filet mignon and Caesar salad dinner.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:00 PM (0OG8D)

589 "Ben Hur II: Faster and Furiouser"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 10:01 PM (mL2BD)

590 581 That might still be in it,I saw a crucifixion scene.It looks like they cut out the adopted by a Roman and instead he becomes a guerrilla fighter against the Romans after swimming assure from the sunlen galley.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 10:01 PM (B48dK)

591 'A devout Catholic, Kaine has said he considers himself personally antiabortion BUT he has maintained support for Roe vs. Wade as a senator.'

Typical politician. No compromise of principles there.

Posted by: fkd at July 22, 2016 10:01 PM (BO/km)

592 Williamson is paranoid[/s/] batshit, bugfuck TDS.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 09:59 PM (zBkzs)

******

Fixed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:01 PM (YLidQ)

593 577 A devout Catholic, Kaine has said he considers himself personally antiabortion BUT he has maintained support for Roe vs. Wade as a senator.

Having voted for every thing abortion has to offer...

Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 09:59 PM (O2RFr)

++++
He is quite proud of the fact that he has never personally performed an abortion.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 10:01 PM (R+30W)

594 Yep, this is to try and reclaim some of the Reagan Democrat who are flocking to Trump.


I hope Trumps peeps know how badly the Dems are going to cheat in OH and PA, and have a plan in place.

My hope is not especially strong.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 22, 2016 10:02 PM (ynJty)

595 554
Dinesh DeNiro. Good guy. And political prisoner #2 in the Obama reign. Along with Nakoula.

Did you ever in your life imagine that? Not me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 09:54 PM (27m1

Loved Dinesh DeNiro in Raging Bull Boners and in Reality King's Taxi Driver.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 10:02 PM (gyi7u)

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:02 PM (YLidQ)

597 "Beck and Erickson need to get a room."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)

Yeah, but no.

You've either avoided listening to Beck or reading Erickson.

...or both.

Erickson is a jabber-mouthed flamethrower, whereas Beck is a Mormon-Jesus-devotee'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:02 PM (6gk0M)

598 " I have to admit,I just simply don't worry anymore when Trump says stupid shit.I have made my peace with the fact that it is simply who he is.Not going to worry about it."

Same here. Just the thought of Hillary Clinton as president gives me the cold sweats. So much so that I donated to the Trump campaign today. Not to the GOP though. They can take a flying leap. Donations to candidates directly from now on.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (JSovD)

599 596
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:02 PM (YLidQ)

Very well said, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (27m1/)

600 Tammy! How have you been?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (fC9RO)

601

Hey y'all


Iranian Munich killer lured kids to that McDonald's on facebook by promising free food


Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (zBkzs)

602 Close tags FTW. Suck it, Barrel.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (YLidQ)

603
Hillary Clinton: Now say something to our Latino supporters nationwide and at Univision, Tim.

Tim Kaine: Batches? We don't knee no steenkin batches

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (MNzex)

604 The bidding must have gone pretty high, for the black guy to have lost.

Posted by: Optimizer at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (jPHi7)

605 Yeah,I'm sure the Republicans will impeach Hillary.The Party that shits their pants at the mere mention of the word and wont even impeach an IRS official who laughed in their faces.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (B48dK)

606 Parlez vous Peruvian?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (Tyii7)

607 >>>Hillary Picks Tim Kaine as Her Running Mate, for Some Reason<<<

**arches eyebrow**


Fascinating.

Posted by: Spock at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (H9MG5)

608 Lew Wallace was the governor of the Arizona territory.

and then U.S. Ambassador to Turkey.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (4+VII)

609 Isn't that an admission by DWS that anti-semitism works with Democrat voters?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (mL2BD)

610 601 Hey y'all
Iranian Munich killer lured kids to that McDonald's on facebook by promising free food

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (zBkzs)


Oh Lord.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (27m1/)

611 601 Oh,the far right combat boot wearing neo nazi?

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (B48dK)

612 DNC chief Debbie Wasserman Schultz sent an email to NBC anchor Chuck Todd complaining about MSNBC's "Morning Joe" co-host Mika Brzezinski, who was calling on her to step down.

The heading read: "Chuck, this must stop!"



Gee, I wonder why Blabbermouth Schultz would think that Chuckie would obey?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (GILMl)

613 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 09:56 PM (R+30W)

Well and that is a real reason to vote for Trump in my book. Congress will be willing to impeach if he does wrong. Clinton will have media covering for her instead of covering her and congress won't want to impeach the first woman in office while the MFM shrieks about it even if she declares the bill of rights null and void.

Posted by: Palerider at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (dkExz)

614 Very well said, sir.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (27m1/)

****

Anyone here will tell you that is some of my best work.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)

615 On a lighter note, I think this poster over at a sports board I read is one of us:



https://tinyurl.com/hb4selk



Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (GUBah)

616 "I won't let that happen again. I have to be a pessimist. If we win, I can feel good, but I refuse to be vulnerable again."




I understand that. No harm, no fowl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/8)

617 Purity first, Purity last ,Purity always.

Compromise is the devil's own cheesecake platter fattening you up for slaughter.

Stay pure my friends and we will dine together on the raw brussel sprouts of the pure, true GOP candidate.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (tHMRo)

618 'Iranian Munich killer lured kids to that McDonald's on facebook by promising free food '

I saw that earlier but it disappeared? Linksies?

Posted by: fkd at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (BO/km)

619
What's the path to fauxpublican victory with Virginia locked Democrat? Give your maps a spin and see if you can come up with anything remotely plausible.
Posted by: Sayyid




That should probably be Fauxpublican, but even then - "fo" for "re" doesn't scan.

Low tier, almost Jeblike attempt at a neologism, our Shrekish friend.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (kdS6q)

620 Daily mail

Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (zBkzs)

621 Seems that Hillary is doing more court my vote than Trump today.

She might get it, at this rate.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 22, 2016 09:40 PM (dQrTa)

Then do not bitch about her if she's elected...you own it.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (Enq6K)

622 >>> Pence looked like a prisoner of war at Trump's "attack Cruz" presser today.
.....

This is the kind of shit that convinces me that Trump has absolutely no chance.

Why the hell would an R nominee, now head of the party, hold a press conference the day after his convention to attack a sitting R senator? Where is the benefit?

Next, this isn't the first time he's treated Pence like a coat rack.

It's 4 months the th election. Your opponent is announcing her VP pick today and her convention kicks off on Monday. There was another terror attack in Germany today and one yesterday. Obama went on Mike trashing you this morning and the media/ DNC/ White House are all talking about your "dark tone" in a single coordinated message... but, yeah' let's talk about Ted Cruz and forming a SuperPAC against him in Texas.

Did anyone tell Donald that the primary is over, he got the nomination, and his opponent is now that woman he used to donate money to? Fuck, it's like he doesn't know and his staff just loaded new shit on his telepromter without telling him why.

Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (71OEY)

623 601

Hey y'all


Iranian Munich killer lured kids to that McDonald's on facebook by promising free food


Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 10:03 PM (zBkzs)

Jesus that's vile.

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (1FhAQ)

624 He speaks at 2nd grade level with a strong gringo accent...

Posted by: macleod at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (Qf5bp)

625
I'd forgot they were remaking "Ben Hur"







*Why?*

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham Howe at July 22, 2016 09:57 PM (9ym/







Because it's in the public domain. Means they can do whatever they fucking want with it, without spending a dime for the rights.

Same reason we get umpteen versions of Frankenstein, Les Miserables, and Dracula.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (LuZz8)

626 "Loved Dinesh DeNiro in Raging Bull Boners and in Reality King's Taxi Driver."




One. Word.



"Goodfellas"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (9ym/8)

627 609 Isn't that an admission by DWS that anti-semitism works with Democrat voters?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (mL2BD)


Do you not remember the 2012 convention, and the vote on Israel?

It was a combination Nuremberg/Klan/PLO rally. People were utterly incensed and the guy with the gavel just totally cheated to cover up the anti-Joo vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (27m1/)

628 Williamson is paranoid


Posted by: ThunderB


Actually, he is kind of a jerk.

It's what has gone off the rails regarding NRO and a form of "Conservatism" in America.
I've read some of the "alt-right" bloggers in the last few months. Some are interesting, some are stupid, there is an ugly stream of anti-Semitism in some of this (especially in the comments by readers, it rears its ugly head).
But one thing that runs through it is ending "Buckleyism", which they associate with William Buckley. Buckley was a smart and thoughtful man, but his inheritors at NR and NRO have lost sight of a lot of his philosophy, and now just ape things he used to say and think, and believe they are upholding something worthwhile.
This is what has to die. This un-earned pseudo-intellectual smugness about who can be a conservative and who isn't.
They drove off two of my favorites, Mark Steyn and John Derbyshire, to the whining of PC on the internet, so I am done with them.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (Cz05v)

629 Kaine's Spanish is excellent, just like mon franįais

Posted by: John Kerry at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (KIJcc)

630 A devout Catholic, Kaine has said he considers himself personally
antiabortion BUT he has maintained support for Roe vs. Wade as a
senator.



Fucking weasel. That's not how this works.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (+eR2D)

631 DNC chief Debbie Wasserman Schultz sent an email to NBC anchor Chuck Todd complaining about MSNBC's "Morning Joe" co-host Mika Brzezinski, who was calling on her to step down.

The heading read: "Chuck, this must stop!"


Remember DWS and her 'mizled' misstep? MSNBC puts her talking points on teleprompter and asks the questions for her to use them.

It's her network, owned and operated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 10:07 PM (mL2BD)

632 I understand that. No harm, no fowl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/


Cluck cluck.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 10:07 PM (+eR2D)

633 Regarding Ben-Hur:

Somebody mentioned in the comments awhile back that, before any movie versions were made, it was a popular stage play, complete with the chariot race performed by actual teams of horses and chariots running on a treadmill.

Stage effects were pretty damn sophisticated in the 19th century.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

634 The more I think of it, Kaine is really a terrible choice. She needs someone that keeps the Bernie supporters on board. Kaine won't do it.

She got Bernie to endorse her, but that doesn't get his supporters. The are much more likely to see Bernie as the sellout than Clinton as suddenly seeing the light.

If she did it purely from a "win a state" or "win the white vote" then she fucked up badly. I honestly think we dodged a bullet, Warren was he best choice and would have helped her a lot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:07 PM (wfDW1)

635 613 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 09:56 PM (R+30W)

Well and that is a real reason to vote for Trump in my book. Congress will be willing to impeach if he does wrong. Clinton will have media covering for her instead of covering her and congress won't want to impeach the first woman in office while the MFM shrieks about it even if she declares the bill of rights null and void.

Posted by: Palerider at July 22, 2016 10:04 PM (dkExz)

++++

That's why I was half hoping he would go with Palin as VP. Impeachment insurance. You impeach Trump, you get President Palin.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 10:08 PM (R+30W)

636 @535, not sure if that's sarcasm or what your point was. But I'm glad someone's reading my piss and vinegar about this whole mess in any case. It's been a bad day when I'm mad enough about something to turn off lurker-mode.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 22, 2016 10:08 PM (dQrTa)

637 Mmmmm. Lisa Boothe, being a Great American in a blue dress on Hannity.

Posted by: not Bill Clinton at July 22, 2016 10:08 PM (H9MG5)

638 "Because it's in the public domain. Means they can do whatever they fucking want with it, without spending a dime for the rights."



Just because they can doesn't mean they should. Somebody should have the good sense to say "wait, that's movie history and you don't want to go there."


Very rarely do they ever re-do better than the original. And that's not secret information.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:08 PM (9ym/8)

639 DROP EVERYTHING

and see "Hillary's America" trailer.

Just crazy, Dinesh's movie looks really nuts. Way crazier than I ever would have expected.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 10:08 PM (QCc6B)

640 634 Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:07 PM (wfDW1)

I expect a significant percentage of black voters to stay home.

Might make the difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:09 PM (27m1/)

641 Pick your battles Trump. The election depends on it.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale Not Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:09 PM (hVdx9)

642 "Cluck cluck."



Shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:09 PM (9ym/8)

643 >>>No harm, no fowl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/<<<

Everyone should follow this policy.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 22, 2016 10:09 PM (H9MG5)

644 German- Iranian. Right. He's been a German-Iranian for 2 years. Before that he was just German. I guess.

Posted by: fkd at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (BO/km)

645 639 DROP EVERYTHING

and see "Hillary's America" trailer.

Just crazy, Dinesh's movie looks really nuts. Way crazier than I ever would have expected.
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 10:08 PM (QCc6B)


Crazy, but accurate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (27m1/)

646 I read or heard on TV someone talking about Pence when he got the job and in the run-up to his speech. It was some Pence aide who said Pence usually gets nervous and wound up before some event like that, but this time, he was Mr. Cool and comfortable in his skin, not a worry in the world.

He's docked with the Trump rocket and is going for a ride, and he's okay with it. He knows they're either to crash and burn spectacularly, or they might just make it to the Moon.

And he's okay with it, having taken his course.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (DW+jj)

647 Iranian Munich killer lured kids to that McDonald's on facebook by promising free food///

Lured stupid parents to bring their kids for free food maybe.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (mRvs9)

648 The more I think of it, Kaine is really a terrible choice.
---
I don't know, he brings some much needed excitement to her campaign.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (3Liv/)

649 Warren was he best choice and would have helped her a lot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:07 PM (wfDW1)

Really, you think so? I don't. Two shrill women on one ticket....that would send a lot of men running.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (Enq6K)

650 ..."They drove off two of my favorites, Mark Steyn and John Derbyshire, to the whining of PC on the internet, so I am done with them."
-Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (Cz05v)

I agree. They have taken the Breitbart theme of "Politics is downstream of culture." ; and bastardized it into "Our culture must change to find the heartbeat of politics."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (6gk0M)

651 There's also an email from DWS responding to an article that quotes Bernie as saying he supports Israel "100%".


Her comment? "The Israel thing is concerning."



Fuck that bitch.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 10:11 PM (+eR2D)

652 I hope we are right and Kaine is a big mistake. I thought she'd grab Castro for sure.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale Not a Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:11 PM (hVdx9)

653 But, but, what was his motive???

Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 10:11 PM (xVgrA)

654 626 "Loved Dinesh DeNiro in Raging Bull Boners and in Reality King's Taxi Driver."




One. Word.



"Goodfellas"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (9ym/8

He always have a great pounding in that one brought to you by Naughty America.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 10:11 PM (gyi7u)

655 I was against baby parts before I was for them.

Posted by: Tim Cain at July 22, 2016 10:11 PM (Tyii7)

656 594 "...

I hope Trumps peeps know how badly the Dems are going to cheat in OH and PA, and have a plan in place.

My hope is not especially strong."
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 22, 2016 10:02 PM (ynJty)


I've had the same concerns. How does he deal with Dem attempts to rig the actual election itself?

On the one hand, Trump seems genuinely surprised about just how crooked and dishonest the Democrat-media complex is.

On the other hand, you gotta believe that the industries Trump has thrived in are as rife with corruption as the day is long. Maybe he can deal with it effectively, but we thought Mitt was competent too. Then there's the fact that the primary was rigged against him too, and he certainly overcame THAT!

Posted by: Optimizer at July 22, 2016 10:12 PM (jPHi7)

657 >>Iranian Munich killer lured kids to that McDonald's on facebook by promising free food



Not just targeting, but *luring* children.
Brace yourselves for another Beslan. These guys are sick and twisted.
*shivers*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 22, 2016 10:12 PM (NOIQH)

658
Just because they can doesn't mean they should.
Somebody should have the good sense to say "wait, that's movie history
and you don't want to go there."




Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:08 PM (9ym/








Hey, brother......we ARE talking about the same Hollywood, right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 10:12 PM (LuZz8)

659 651 There's also an email from DWS responding to an article that quotes Bernie as saying he supports Israel "100%".


Her comment? "The Israel thing is concerning."



Fuck that bitch.

-----

As a former Marine I have low standards, but even I will pass on that..

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at July 22, 2016 10:13 PM (hnouv)

660 I thought she'd grab Castro for sure.

A little stuffing and some makeup and I would have been good to go.

Posted by: Zombie Fidel at July 22, 2016 10:13 PM (Tyii7)

661 She should have picked Sharecropper Hillary as a running mate.

Posted by: I ain't tahrd nowhows at July 22, 2016 10:13 PM (svFmG)

662 650 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:10 PM (6gk0M)


Everything - every fucking thing - flows from the schools.

Figure out a way to break that stranglehold and things will right themselves in short order.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:13 PM (27m1/)

663 "Iranian Munich killer lured kids to that McDonald's on facebook by promising free food///"



That is evil incarnate. It's a shame he got to off himself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:13 PM (9ym/8)

664 They drove off two of my favorites, Mark Steyn and John Derbyshire, to the whining of PC on the internet, so I am done with them.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 10:06 PM (Cz05v)

++++

They also kicked out Pat Buchannan and Ann Coulter. The people they have thrown out are more interesting then the ones they kept on.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 10:14 PM (R+30W)

665
Also:

the previous night [Kaine had] dinner with tea party hero Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.).

Through a spokesman, Cruz said that Kaine brings a "seriousness and a civility" to the Senate."We get along well because we are both big readers and legal nerds," Kaine said of Cruz. "We talk about books we're reading, and we talk about what motivates us."

http://tinyurl.com/gl4292t


What do you think, "thank you for dessert handjob" and the end of the date?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:14 PM (kdS6q)

666 562---Question for Williamson or any #NeverTrumpers:
Wouldn't it make more sense to concede to Himself, impeach him, and then cut deals with President Pence?

That way, the Dems will cooperate with you on the impeachment. Plus, you get President Pence (R), instead of President Kaine (D).

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 09:56 PM
----------------------------
BINGO.
It would be easy-peasy to impeach and convict Trump.
Hillary? No. There's no way you could get 2/3 of the Senate to remove her for ANYTHING.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 10:15 PM (T/5A0)

667 I thought she'd grab Castro for sure.

A little stuffing and some makeup and I would have been good to go.


Posted by: Zombie Fidel
****

When did you die? I have Cuban relatives that would love to celebrate that date.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:15 PM (hVdx9)

668
Tim Kaine he brings all the excitement of watching paint drying to the campaign!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 10:15 PM (GILMl)

669 I figured that after the past week, she would do anything to shore up support by naming Bernie as her running mate.

Just musing here. No real analysis.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 22, 2016 10:15 PM (4+VII)

670 We just want to be lurved.

Posted by: NRO at July 22, 2016 10:16 PM (Tyii7)

671 I hope Trumps peeps know how badly the Dems are going to cheat in OH and PA, and have a plan in place.

My hope is not especially strong."
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 22, 2016 10:02 PM (ynJty)

****

Evening Tammy. There iisonly so far they can go, especially with a guy like Trump. If he loses PA with a bunch of counties voting 117% over registration and 9p% for Her Thighness, I would not expect Trump to take that lying down as others have.

He needs to win with a percentage over the MOE.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:16 PM (YLidQ)

672 652 I hope we are right and Kaine is a big mistake. I thought she'd grab Castro for sure.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale Not a Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:11 PM (hVdx9)


Think about it. Grievance mongering amongst a psychedelic rainbow coalition of groups that have been riled up with phony rage for 8 years.

And she picks a white, nebbish, male who is purportedly center left.

Yeah. DeRay, Luis Gutierrez and Sandra Fluke are just wetting their panty-girdles over this guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:16 PM (27m1/)

673 *removes cock from mouth*

He was a right winger neo Nazi and I don't care what you say.

Posted by: Shepard Smith at July 22, 2016 10:16 PM (LYCUN)

674 "Hey, brother......we ARE talking about the same Hollywood, right?"


Yeah. I know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:16 PM (9ym/8)

675 #663: Ehh, it's not like the Germans would've executed him or anything. He'd have served maybe 20 or 25 years in one of their Biergarten prisons, and then walked free.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (0OG8D)

676 Tim Kaine he brings all the excitement of watching paint drying to the campaign!!!
---
Well, he improves the average

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (3Liv/)

677 Her comment? "The Israel thing is concerning."


Allow me to correct myself. The direct quote is, "The Israel stuff is disturbing"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (+eR2D)

678 CLINTON/KAIN 2016

TIPPE-OLD-CAT-LADY-CANOE AND A CATHOLIC TOO !

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (MNzex)

679 https://tinyurl.com/hb4selk

Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (GUBah)


Well, God Bless America!!!

Posted by: Optimizer at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (jPHi7)

680 Well, re: the votes in OH & PA, as the saying goes, if you're not cheating, you're not trying. I'm sure over the years Trump has engaged the service of a few fixers and enforcers to make things work out. That puts him a notch above Romney in my book, who used all of his dirty tricks in the primary.

I see VA as in the bag for the Dems, more than PA or MI. I wouldn't have wasted a cent on teh Old Dominion if I were Trump. It's too governmenty.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (VxHD9)

681 Has anyone else been drinking A LOT lately?


Or is it just me.?

I'have one discriminatory factor fo beer "ABV".
Highest bitch wins.

Tonight.Dragon's Milk was.teh.bomb with 11+% ABV.
To damn expensive for.Chez Mort , however and let's face it ; Dragons Milk always wins.
In case Dragon's Milk is unable to perform the duties required by the crown tonight's Affordable Runner up is .....

Rebel Rouser IPA at 8.5 %!

Stay thirsty my friends.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (tHMRo)

682 The world stands in shock as Clinton picks an arch-conservative running mate.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (97XyN)

683 When did you die?

During the Missile Crisis.

Posted by: Zombie Fidel at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (Tyii7)

684 I wouldn't take free food from McD's unless they threw it thru my window as I was driving by. Then I'd throw it at the next homeless person I saw. I'm generous like that.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2016 10:18 PM (BO/km)

685 I know what you mean Tami, but I've been surprised at how much Warren has the youth and especially the young women eating out of her hand. They think she can do no wrong and it the smartest person of all time.

I run into these people all the time and can't figure it out. It really is a cultish following much like Obama. I am breathing a sigh of relief today.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:18 PM (wfDW1)

686 Wow. Those Europeans sure were stupid to let the Muzzies in. It's a good thing we didn't do that here in the U.S.

(oh shit)


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 22, 2016 10:18 PM (4+VII)

687 665
Through a spokesman, Cruz said that Kaine brings a "seriousness and a civility" to the Senate."We get along well because we are both big readers and legal nerds," Kaine said of Cruz. "We talk about books we're reading, and we talk about what motivates us."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:14 PM (kdS6q)


*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

688 We're fired up about this.

Posted by: Grass Growing at July 22, 2016 10:19 PM (Tyii7)

689 While I thought he made a great Alfred in the Batman line, he was at his finest with Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Posted by: reason at July 22, 2016 10:19 PM (nKoz8)

690 ..."What do you think, "thank you for dessert handjob" and the end of the date?"
-Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:14 PM (kdS6q)

What is your motive in disparaging Ted Cruz? He reads books and so does another guy. I'd buy you a beer, even though I don't like you right now.

You use the same Washington Post that you would defecate upon as a source?

...okay.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:19 PM (6gk0M)

691 @621, indeed. If that's the way I end up, I'll own it. It'll be the first time I've ever voted for a Democrat. I don't always vote Republican -- about a quarter of the time I throw in with a third party. I own and am proud of every one of those votes, too.

Posted by: Sayyid at July 22, 2016 10:19 PM (dQrTa)

692 Former NAACP President: Tim Kaine is not a courageous politician or an inspiring VP choice.

**
Sounds problematic...

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 10:20 PM (XN0hD)

693 I haven't been drinking very much...


more than normal...

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:20 PM (qUNWi)

694 Think about it. Grievance mongering amongst a psychedelic rainbow coalition of groups that have been riled up with phony rage for 8 years.

And she picks a white, nebbish, male who is purportedly center left.

Yeah. DeRay, Luis Gutierrez and Sandra Fluke are just wetting their panty-girdles over this guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
****

I doubt Sandra keeps hers on long enough to wet them.
The pick puzzles me. I mean she may think it gets her the white guy vote, but that would only be so if men WERE as chauvinistic as the left accuses them of being.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9)

695 If she had a hysterectomy, technically, she's not a woman.

Posted by: The Ghost of Ted Kennedy at July 22, 2016 10:20 PM (svFmG)

696 685 I know what you mean Tami, but I've been surprised at how much Warren has the youth and especially the young women eating out of her hand. They think she can do no wrong and it the smartest person of all time.

I run into these people all the time and can't figure it out. It really is a cultish following much like Obama. I am breathing a sigh of relief today.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:18 PM (wfDW1)


2 things meant this ticket would never happen.

Despite having the intellectual agility of a soap dish, Liz Warren excited the base and would upstage Clinton within a nanosecond.

Two vindictive, competitive women on the same ticket would never work. Women are naturally catty to each other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 10:21 PM (27m1/)

697 Trump and his continuing barrage against the already-vanquished Cruz is similar to his Captain Ahab BS with the Hispanic judge.
Wonder if Trump has had similar stalking behavior with others?..may be women who did not fall under his spell?

Regardless, with every MSM outlet and viable newspaper hunting for his carcass, Trump best cut the revenge/stalking angle pronto or......Nixon time. Soon.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 22, 2016 10:21 PM (3ZttN)

698 I got a 5th of Buffalo Trace for my birthday. Opened it the evening before. Woke up with a slight hangover. Had a good time the night before but the day after was not that happy until mid afternoon.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 22, 2016 10:21 PM (4+VII)

699 Azagoth...sorry if I misquoted you earlier.

My apologies.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:22 PM (qUNWi)

700 Through a spokesman, Cruz said that Kaine brings a "seriousness and a civility" to the Senate.

Yes.

Posted by: The Manchurian Candidate at July 22, 2016 10:22 PM (Tyii7)

701 . I don't always vote Republican but when I do it is always a RINO squish approved by my liberal classmates.


Stay thirsty my friends.

Posted by: The most.interesting troll in the world at July 22, 2016 10:22 PM (tHMRo)

702 If the Germans can't even stand up and depose Merkel after this, they're just waiting for the knife on their necks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 10:22 PM (mL2BD)

703 "Regardless, with every MSM outlet and viable newspaper hunting for his carcass, Trump best cut the revenge/stalking angle pronto or......Nixon time. Soon."

He really should stop it. This makes him seem deranged.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 22, 2016 10:22 PM (97XyN)

704 Apparently, when it comes to the Democratic Vice President choice, #blacklivesdon'tmeanshit

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 10:23 PM (16TRA)

705
You use the same Washington Post that you would defecate upon as a source?
Posted by: Slapweasel



Ummm... there's a direct quote from a Ted spokeman right there.

But you're right, Tex is probably typing up a statement denouncing Kaine as we speak.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)

706 >>I hope we are right and Kaine is a big mistake. I thought she'd grab Castro for sure.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale Not a Servile Puppy Dog

I wanted to, but I couldn't get him a visa to come from Cuba.

Posted by: Hillary at July 22, 2016 10:24 PM (c7vUv)

707 Trump should use this as wedge issue. Point out when her options were almost entirely minority, she picked the white guy.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)

708 699 Azagoth...sorry if I misquoted you earlier.

My apologies.
**

No worries. :-) It happens.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 10:24 PM (XN0hD)

709 I gotta say that NRO is shitting the bed on the NeverTrump thing.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 22, 2016 10:24 PM (4+VII)

710 Anybody got helpful tips for sleeping with one eye open?

Posted by: Tim Cain at July 22, 2016 10:24 PM (Tyii7)

711 I wanted to, but I couldn't get him a visa to come from Cuba.

Posted by: Hillary at July 22, 2016 10:24 PM (c7vUv)


Mao Jones was available and you wouldn't have any of the same visa problems.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2016 10:25 PM (zc3Db)

712 btw, Terry McAuliffe is totally going to respect the VA Supreme Court shutting down his decision to unilaterally restore voting rights for ex-felons...

Oh, who I am kidding - to the Left, if a court decision is something they agree with, it's Holy Writ. If they don't agree with it, it's perfectly okay to violate it like Bill does with interns. 'Cause justice and shit.


@keithboykin
Terry McAuliffe will bypass VA Supreme Court & sign 200,000 clemency orders to restore voting rights for ex-felons.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2016 10:25 PM (cC/ZB)

713 NAACP was not excited.

They wanted someone down with the struggle. Maybe Booker?

And what ever happened to Harold Ford? He was once a rising star in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 10:25 PM (Cz05v)

714 I like Trump's takedown of Ted. It's fun and compelling to watch as it reminds us that you can have political enemies lurking within your party.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 10:25 PM (VxHD9)

715 I hope we are right and Kaine is a big mistake. I thought she'd grab Castro for sure.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale Not a Servile Puppy Dog

I wanted to, but I couldn't get him a visa to come from Cuba.

Posted by: Hillary
****

You mean one decrepit communist relic isn't enough for your campaign?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)

716 Stay thirsty my friends.
Posted by: Mortimer at July 22, 2016 10:17 PM (tHMRo)

****

I have switched from beer to Mike's Harder Lemonade, or Red's Wicked Apple Ale. A mere 4 of these 24 oz. bad boys and off to La la land for me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (YLidQ)

717 "seriousness and a civility"

What the hell are they going to do with that? A civility? Is that some kind of cat?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (BO/km)

718 Just a typical liberal leftist. Seen one, seen them all.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (NAv1Q)

719 J.J. - I agree, those two would have been like wet cats locked in small cage together. I didn't think it would happen, but it was the ticket that on the outside looking in, would have attracted the largest following.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (wfDW1)

720 Speaking of technicalities, Kaine is actually her "strolling" mate.

Posted by: Lark Mobility Scooter Envy at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (svFmG)

721 No worries. :-) It happens.


THX.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (qUNWi)

722 Trump and his continuing barrage against the already-vanquished Cruz is
similar to his Captain Ahab BS with the Hispanic judge.

Wonder if Trump has had similar stalking behavior with others?..may be women who did not fall under his spell?
----
Stalking?

He gave the guy a prime time speaking slot on the third night of the convention, an unearned place of honor. And the dude responds by using to publicly stab him in the back. All of two days ago.

That warrants a response, and if Trump hadn't gotten it dealt with and out of the way this morning, some media goober would be asking him about it at every public appearance for a month.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (3Liv/)

723 I like Trump's takedown of Ted. It's fun and compelling to watch as it reminds us that you can have political enemies lurking within your party.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
****

An enemy he made by going too far, by not thinking about the future if he won. And it's hardly a takedown. More like a tantrum.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

724 Si, se purdue cheeken!

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 10:27 PM (ewfUZ)

725
Regardless of whether it's smart campaigning or not, I REALLY want to see these posters all over the place now.

http://tinyurl.com/j43q4bg

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 10:27 PM (LuZz8)

726 I know what you mean Tami, but I've been surprised at how much Warren
has the youth and especially the young women eating out of her hand.
They think she can do no wrong and it the smartest person of all time.




Our youth are the dumbest of all time.


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 10:28 PM (Enq6K)

727 Terry McAuliffe will bypass VA Supreme Court sign 200,000 clemency orders to restore voting rights for ex-felons.
Posted by: Thrawn


And people thought that only Republicans could do massively stupid things.

If Terry drags this out long enough, he could lose the state for the Democrats.

What a maroon.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 10:28 PM (Cz05v)

728 Clinton/Kaine is pretty much exactly the same thing a McCain/Graham ticket would've been to Republicans.

Either ticket could be summed up with the slogan, "Have a club soda with your unsalted cracker."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:28 PM (0OG8D)

729 "You mean one decrepit communist relic isn't enough for your campaign?"



Do you have to be so literal and straight-forward?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:29 PM (9ym/8)

730 Terry McAuliffe will bypass VA Supreme Court sign 200,000 clemency orders to restore voting rights for ex-felons.
---
Time was, judges got testy about having their instructions ignored.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 10:29 PM (3Liv/)

731 Hand me down my walker, Kaine...

Posted by: HRC at July 22, 2016 10:29 PM (mL2BD)

732 I was going to pick fluent in Spanish, kowtowing to Muslims , Socialist Pope Francis as my running mate but at the end of the day the whole anti abortion thing was a no go

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2016 10:29 PM (MNzex)

733 726
Our youth are the dumbest of all time.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 10:28 PM (Enq6K)


Said every adult generation ever. Really.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

734 Stay tuned for our next voting cycle in VA where Terry finds out he is not, in fact, Barack Obama.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 10:30 PM (XN0hD)

735 634 The more I think of it, Kaine is really a terrible choice. She needs someone that keeps the Bernie supporters on board.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 10:07 PM
-------------------------------
Yeah, yeah, just like the PUMAs in 2008 weren't going to vote for Obama. Sure.

I do think there are some young male Berniebots that will just stay home because they see Hillary as a bitchy, preachy SJW. No VP choice will sway them one way or another. But most Berniebots will vote D as they always do.

Hillary has to move to the center. Her whole campaign will be based on the notion that she is the sane, mature, experienced, SAFE choice. Kaine is a perfect pick for that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 10:30 PM (T/5A0)

736 Pence vs. Lieawatha in a VP debate would probably be boring.

Pence vs. Kaine in a VP debate will without question be boring. Eight people will watch.

Posted by: reason at July 22, 2016 10:30 PM (nKoz8)

737
To be fair, there are a lot of uptwinkies quotes about Kaine from Republicans being sluiced from the datasphere as we speak. Already seen love notes from McCaine and such, and there will be many more.

Kaine is part of the Senate good 'ol boys bi-partisan mutual admiration society.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:31 PM (kdS6q)

738 "You mean one decrepit communist relic isn't enough for your campaign?"



Do you have to be so literal and straight-forward?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

I'm as subtle as a wet fart.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 10:31 PM (hVdx9)

739
502 Bruce With a Wang!, I'm watching WINONA!!

A THOUSAND THANK YOUS, MY JERKSOCK CURSES YOU!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 09:44 PM (+b2T3)
===============
I gave you the links to 20 Winona films, knock yourself out!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 10:31 PM (iQIUe)

740 Our youth are the dumbest of all time.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 10:28 PM (Enq6K)

Said every adult generation ever. Really.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

****

True. But gotta admit this batch comes with 30 years of Socialist public school indoctrination.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:31 PM (YLidQ)

741 ***Said every adult generation ever. Really.



Pretty much.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:32 PM (qUNWi)

742 To be fair, there are a lot of uptwinkies quotes about Kaine from Republicans being sluiced from the datasphere as we speak. Already seen love notes from McCaine and such, and there will be many more.

--

Effing ahole traitors .
Really is nothing but an insider's club.
How I hate them.

Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 10:32 PM (7lVbc)

743 "Hillary has to move to the center. "


That's gonna be hard to do. Shifting left on gun-control. Forgiving student debt. Endorsing single-payer.



Yeah. Sure. Go back to the "middle."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:33 PM (9ym/8)

744
Pence vs. Kaine in a VP debate will without question be boring. Eight people will watch.

**
Boring?
Imagine Jeb and John Kasich talking about colorectal surgery.
Forever.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 22, 2016 10:33 PM (XN0hD)

745 These kids and their pet rocks are the death of civilization!

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 10:33 PM (ewfUZ)

746 Oh noes Cruz didn't call Kaine a loser commie who's a loser.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 10:33 PM (MNgU2)

747 To be fair, Kaine speaks more Spanish than the Castro bros... How you have a crazy la Raza mom and she does not teach you Spanish I have no idea.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2016 10:33 PM (KK7mJ)

748 I'm referring to Kaine as Ol' Squinty Face until I think of something better.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 10:33 PM (Sfs6o)

749 I like Trump's takedown of Ted. It's fun and compelling to watch as it reminds us that you can have political enemies lurking within your party.

Yes, because we must constantly be entertained. It is in this stupid and nakedly shallow era the foremost conservative principle.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 10:34 PM (KRwzj)

750 Kids!

I don't know what's wrong with these kids today

Kids!

I don't know what's wrong with these kids today

Why can't they be like we were
Perfect in every way
Whatsamatter with kids today?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 10:34 PM (Cz05v)

751 Think about it. Grievance mongering amongst a psychedelic rainbow coalition of groups that have been riled up with phony rage for 8 years.


The "Air America effect." The Democrat Party is composed of disparate grievance groups who can't stand each other. When you try to appeal to some of them, you enrage the others, if they find out about it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 10:35 PM (SRKgf)

752 Kaine is Hillary's Veep?

¯\_(ツ_/¯

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 22, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)

753 I've been surprised at how much Warren
has the youth and especially the young women eating out of her hand.
They think she can do no wrong and it the smartest person of all time.


They've been taught that the whole reason the world is not Nirvana is OMG*WHITE*MEN!!! They're convinced that electing notwhiteman = Utopia.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 10:35 PM (mL2BD)

754 Kaine is Hillary's Veep?

¯\_(ツ )_/¯

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 22, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)

755 I love it when Hillary moves to the center. She always starts gently on the outsides and then patiently moves to center.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 22, 2016 10:35 PM (MNzex)

756 Our youth are the dumbest of all time.



Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 10:28 PM (Enq6K)


----
Said every adult generation ever. Really.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:30 PM (sdi6R)




I was dumb in my youth. Voted for Perot the first time he ran.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (GUBah)

757 Trump should use this as wedge issue.

Would enjoy seeing Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson using this as a wedgie issue.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (ZxmMG)

758
Just logging in.

The mystery is that Kaine accepted. What does he think life as Aunt Selma's vp would be like? Rubbing her feet, emptying ashtrays.

Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (5o5ek)

759 622 "...This is the kind of shit that convinces me that Trump has absolutely no chance.

Why the hell would an R nominee, now head of the party, hold a press conference the day after his convention to attack a sitting R senator? Where is the benefit?

Next, this isn't the first time he's treated Pence like a coat rack.

...

Did anyone tell Donald that the primary is over, he got the nomination, and his opponent is now that woman he used to donate money to? Fuck, it's like he doesn't know and his staff just loaded new shit on his telepromter without telling him why."
Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 10:05 PM (71OEY)


Sometimes it's amusing to watch the back seat drivers and pundits who never, ever get tired of being wrong.

Nobody else apparently gets it either, so allow me to explain:

The polls vs Hillary are essentially TIED. Hillary has very strong support among Democrats. Trump is winning Independents by a wide margin. THE ONLY REASON TRUMP IS NOT SOLIDLY AHEAD IS BECAUSE OF CRUZ AND HIS KINDRED SPIRITS.

The implication is thus:

TRUMP'S ONLY REAL OPPOSITION IN THIS RACE COMES FROM ****REPUBLICANS****.

So let's review what happened with Cruz:
1) Trump makes himself the gracious winner, doing what's best for the party and and reaching out for unification, by inviting Cruz to speak without precondition.
2) Trump sees Cruz's speech, but gives Cruz enough rope to hang himself.
3) After Cruz puts the noose around his neck, Trump comes out into the arena the very moment Cruz kicks the chair out from under his feet!
4) Today was Trump dragging Cruz's dead political carcass off to Boot Hill. Cruz has been declared irrelevant - "Dead to Trump", "Dead to the Republican Party, that is already remembering how much they hated him BEFORE the election."
5) The MESSAGE is clear: "Who else wants to follow in Ted's footsteps?"

Pence hasn't even been around long enough to be called a "coat rack", but it obviously makes all the sense in the world for him to be there riding shotgun as the saboteurs are purged from the party.

Posted by: Optimizer at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (jPHi7)

760 The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."




Plato's complaint.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)

761 So here's my vision of the 2016 debates:

Trump / Clinton - one of them so agitates the other that gaskets get blown and paramedics rush on stage.

Pence / Kaine - both of tgem speak and all signs of life fade from the audience, paramedics rush off stage.

Posted by: tbodie at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (9B5L1)

762
And what ever happened to Harold Ford? He was once a rising star in the Democrat Party.


Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 22, 2016 10:25 PM (Cz05v)






I think he figured that his outrageously corrupt family would eventually drag him down if he tried to go for higher office. As if a Donk would EVER pay the consequences. A miscalculation on his part, especially since he had everyone fooled that he was some kind of centrist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (LuZz8)

763 Yes, because we must constantly be entertained. It is in this stupid and nakedly shallow era the foremost conservative principle.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 10:34 PM (KRwzj)

*****

Dude! Was the Doc able to help you with that 4 hour thing after thr GOPe screwed Trump out of th......oh, nevermind.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)

764 Very, very smart pick by the Dems. A milquetoast Catholic white guy from Virginia.

While failing to get a big turnout from their black and hispanic racial blocs is a key concern for the Dems in this race, the danger of rising racial consciousness among the white electorate causing whites to vote increasingly in a racial bloc like blacks and hispanics do, is much more of a danger to Dems at least until more of the country looks like California or New York City. A guy like Kaine presents a face to the electorate that will help stave off that phenomenon.

A bad sign for our society has been Asians voting heavily Dem. Asians really have no complaint about American society not working for them; they are quite successful. But racial consciousness among Asians seems to have pushed them toward the Dems, who make their appeal unabashedly on racial and ethnic lines.

So now whites are beginning to understand about the Dems the old advice about a poker game; if you look around the table and you can't spot the mark, you ARE the mark.

And when white racial consciousness begins to rise to join the level of other groups like blacks and hispanics, the Dems will have completed the destruction of America as an idea and the dissolution of America as a people.

Trump is no racist or white identity politician, but the issues he hits on of open-borders mass immigration, the de-industrialization of our workforce and law-and-order in the face of FTP BLM cop-killers, while obvious and appealing to anyone who actually likes our country, also happen to help awaken this white racial consciousness.

This change will trigger the neocons, of course, to go back to becoming neoliberals because of their irrational phobia of white Christian Americans (which would take a lifetime on a psychiatrist's couch to untangle).

So, a Hillary/Kaine victory and the resulting mass amnesty for illegals and increased muslim immigration will probably cement the rise of white racial consciousness, too late to prevent balkanization of society but soon enough to have a country of racial blocs at each other's throats, and herald the end of a workable America based on our founding principles.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (5xDis)

765 Who is Tim Kaine?
From the Senate conservatives email:

"When Tim Kaine campaigned for Governor, he promised not to raise taxes. But then set a new land speed record in promise-breaking by proposing to raise taxes just six days after he was sworn in!

During his time in the Senate, Tim Kaine has been a liberal's liberal.

In fact, he currently has a 0% Liberty Score from Conservative Review. That's right, ZERO. He has voted wrong on every one of the key votes in the past three and a half years!

This includes votes to pass amnesty, raise the debt limit, create new gun control laws, and to fund Obamacare and Planned Parenthood."

Nothing moderate about this guy. A wolf in a sheep's business suit.

Posted by: Just wondering at July 22, 2016 10:37 PM (tSr5r)

766 Posted by: The Political Hat at July 22, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)

Cool Quasimodo symbol.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 10:37 PM (mRvs9)

767 Hubby is reading the huffpo comments and there are pissy democrats re the Kaine choice. Lol. It's not just our side that fighting and pissing on each other apparently.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 10:37 PM (KTFfX)

768 The Kids Are Alright.

Posted by: The Who at July 22, 2016 10:37 PM (ODbpK)

769 But most Berniebots will vote D as they always do.


IF they show up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 10:37 PM (SRKgf)

770 #735: Believe it or not, several polls taken during the primaries showed between 20% and 30% of Bernie supporters listing Donald Trump as their second choice.

It makes sense if you look at it from the angle of both those guys being politically-incorrect truth-tellers and anti-establishment, political-outsider-types.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:38 PM (0OG8D)

771 "Hillary has to move to the center. "

I'm trying! Thing won't stay still. Huma, turn off the air!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2016 10:38 PM (ZxmMG)

772
Oh noes Cruz didn't call Kaine a loser commie who's a loser.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck



After Trump announced Pence, the Dems as one arose and denounced him in a myriad of ways.

We'll see what the Republicans, and one Republican in particular, say -- but I'll take the easy money and predict any criticism of Kaine by the GOP regulars is going to be mild and elusive.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:39 PM (kdS6q)

773 "Do you know what's the best thing about kids?

Making them."

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 10:39 PM (ewfUZ)

774 I think it was pretty horrific that the children crossed their legs.

Plato was probably kind of a douchewad.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi)

775 And, of course, the corollary is that every generation of kids is completely sure that they know how the world should work, and their stupid elders just don't get it.

As the kids grow older, they find that their elders grow magically wiser.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:40 PM (sdi6R)

776 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Huma Pop?

Hillary knows.....

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 22, 2016 10:40 PM (MNzex)

777 Kaine is low energy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 10:40 PM (Sfs6o)

778 752 Kaine is Hillary's Veep?

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 22, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)



Who is Hillary's Veep?

Nobody.

'Cause she ain't gonna get elected.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 10:41 PM (SRKgf)

779 "I have switched from beer to Mike's Harder Lemonade, or Red's Wicked Apple Ale. A mere 4 of these 24 oz. bad boys and off to La la land for me."

Sounds divine. I could use a break.

Posted by: Hillary's Liver at July 22, 2016 10:41 PM (KIJcc)

780 737
Kaine is part of the Senate good 'ol boys bi-partisan mutual admiration society.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:31 PM (kdS6q)
------------------------------------
It's hard to believe but colleagues can sincerely hold opposite political opinions and still be friends. Scalia and Ginsberg, for example. Or WF Buckley and Teddy Kennedy, believe it or not.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 10:41 PM (T/5A0)

781 As the kids grow older, they find that their elders grow magically wiser.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:40 PM (sdi6R)

....

Yes. At 20, daughter is realizing that I may actually know some stuff.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:41 PM (YLidQ)

782 Posted by: Just wondering at July 22, 2016 10:37 PM (tSr5r)

Impossible.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 10:42 PM (MNgU2)

783 "Do you know what's the best thing about kids?

Making them."




Tell us more.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (9ym/8)

784
Too late for the donks: they are backing cop killers. They are the criminal's party.

I liked how Trump said the murder rated was unacceptable. The donks will say they have job programs that will stop the murders. There wd be more jobs if they enforced the immigration laws and stop having illegals drive down wages. Plus, the only way to stop murderers and gang crimes is to lock them up. Again, do what Reagan and Bush did in the 80s and 90s: flood these areas with federal agents and prosecute under RICO. They are all members of criminal street gangs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (iQIUe)

785

Hoping for an early ONT
With lots of interesting content

Will settle for a good night's sleep

Will probably have nightmares.

Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (YSs5u)

786 As I got older and smarter I started to realize how little I knew.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (qUNWi)

787 The mystery is that Kaine accepted. What does he
think life as Aunt Selma's vp would be like? Rubbing her feet, emptying
ashtrays.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (5o5ek)

We win, and Hillary probably croaks while I'm VP.

We lose, and I'm a shoe-in for the 2020 nomination.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (FohCt)

788 #780: Well, Ginsberg sure seems to be pretty happy these days that her "friend" Scalia is dead. She's said that it makes more "socially just" verdicts easier to come out of SCOTUS.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (0OG8D)

789 As the kids grow older, they find that their elders grow magically wiser.

Hence the creeping cultural revolution

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (ewfUZ)

790
And, of course, the corollary is that every generation of kids is completely sure that they know how the world should work, and their stupid elders just don't get it.



As the kids grow older, they find that their elders grow magically wiser.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:40 PM (sdi6R)








And each generation of youngsters has the SAME fucking answers for everything wrong in the world. And it all comes out of the same old fat bearded German grifter's book from the 1840s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (LuZz8)

791 -Posted by: Optimizer at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (jPHi7)

This capitalization of unnecessary idiocy is why I don't frequent this place that often.

Sorry for "lecturing".

I say what I mean and I mean what I say*.

...*post 1:00 am Eastern disclaimer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (6gk0M)

792 Dude! Was the Doc able to help you with that 4 hour thing after thr GOPe screwed Trump out of th......oh, nevermind.

There's still hope. Plane crash, heart attack, freak lighting strike, etc.

Fapping at the funeral of a former presidential candidate isn't a felony, is it?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (KRwzj)

793 It's hard to believe but colleagues can sincerely hold opposite political opinions and still be friends. Scalia and Ginsberg, for example. Or WF Buckley and Teddy Kennedy, believe it or not.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 10:41 PM (T/5A0)


That's nothing for any of them to be proud of.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (zc3Db)

794 760
They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)


I can tolerate children who cross their legs, as long as they don't wear dungarees when they do it.

Posted by: George Will at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

795
It's hard to believe but colleagues can sincerely hold opposite political opinions and still be friends.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille



Ah, there's the rub. They see themselves as colleagues first, and our representatives in a critical zero-sum game last -- if ever.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (kdS6q)

796 765 Who is Tim Kaine?
From the Senate conservatives email:

"When Tim Kaine campaigned for Governor, he promised not to raise taxes. But then set a new land speed record in promise-breaking by proposing to raise taxes just six days after he was sworn in!

During his time in the Senate, Tim Kaine has been a liberal's liberal.

In fact, he currently has a 0% Liberty Score from Conservative Review. That's right, ZERO. He has voted wrong on every one of the key votes in the past three and a half years!

This includes votes to pass amnesty, raise the debt limit, create new gun control laws, and to fund Obamacare and Planned Parenthood."

Nothing moderate about this guy. A wolf in a sheep's business suit.

Posted by: Just wondering at July 22, 2016 10:37 PM (tSr5r)

++++

He stole my moves.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (R+30W)

797 Hi. I'm Bob and I'm very happy with my boner pills. I'm very concerned about the reckless buffoon that has gotten the nomination despite the better judgment of us true conservatives. I will have to support Hillary this election so I can keep on smiling.

- Bob

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 10:46 PM (Nwg0u)

798 Tim Kaine.

LOL!1!1!11!1!1!!!!!!11eleventy!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 10:46 PM (gyi7u)

799 Terry McAuliffe will bypass VA Supreme Court sign 200,000 clemency orders to restore voting rights for ex-felons.


He's part of the Clinton Crime Syndicate. He's watched Obama ignore the law for the last 7+ years. Why would he follow the law?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2016 10:46 PM (20X6f)

800 As I got older and smarter I started to realize how little I knew.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:44 PM (qUNWi)

****

This. As my posts here will show, I have nowhere to go but up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:46 PM (YLidQ)

801
It's 8 pm and still in the 90s. It wont even cool off at night. Tomorrow it will be in the 100s. Ugh.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 10:47 PM (iQIUe)

802 "Corrupt Kaine" is the moniker.

Posted by: USA at July 22, 2016 10:48 PM (tfM+W)

803 Only Open Carry can de-program the Pavlovian fear in young minds without their experiencing real horrors

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 10:48 PM (ewfUZ)

804 There's still hope. Plane crash, heart attack, freak lighting strike, etc.

Fapping at the funeral of a former presidential candidate isn't a felony, is it?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 10:45 PM (KRwzj)

*****

I admire your tenacity. President Clinton thanks you as well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:49 PM (YLidQ)

805 But most Berniebots will vote D as they always do.


IF they show up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara



How does she square her cracker pick with #BLM & La Raza?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 10:49 PM (qScIa)

806 801
It's 8 pm and still in the 90s. It wont even cool off at night. Tomorrow it will be in the 100s. Ugh.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 10:47 PM (iQIUe)


Yeah. I skipped mowing the lawn last weekend because it was too hot. This weekend will be even hotter. The joke's on me.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

807 "Hey, Horatio Tim Kaine, did you hear about that old white lady who wants you to be her VP?"

Horatio Tim Kaine: Well.... looks like I may need to hang..... err, I mean....Hoveround a bit longer

*slips on sunglasses*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 22, 2016 10:50 PM (MNzex)

808 How does she square her cracker pick with #BLM & La Raza?
---------

They probably don't vote anyway.

Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 10:51 PM (YSs5u)

809
How does she square her cracker pick with #BLM La Raza?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 10:49 PM (qScIa)







Who they gonna vote for? A Republican? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at July 22, 2016 10:51 PM (LuZz8)

810 It's 8 pm and still in the 90s. It wont even cool off at night.

Same here. Of course, it's a good thing I left my sprinkler running all last night. I kind of blame Trump for that.

My morning commute was tinged with obscenities.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 10:52 PM (VxHD9)

811 Yeah. I skipped mowing the lawn last weekend because it was too hot. This weekend will be even hotter. The joke's on me.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

***

My lqwn takes me 15 minutes to cut from the time I sit down to tie my shoes. Still haven't cut it in 3 weeks. A HOA Nastygram awaits me if I wait much longer.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:53 PM (YLidQ)

812 Tinged with obscenities is the freakin story of my life.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)

813 Is Tim Kaine the guy on Project Runway?

This concerns me.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2016 10:54 PM (oRmVC)

814 Think "Kaine and Abel." Well, Able Mable.

Posted by: Huma at July 22, 2016 10:54 PM (7cqHD)

815 It's 8 pm and still in the 90s. It wont even cool off at night. Tomorrow it will be in the 100s. Ugh.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 10:47 PM (iQIUe)

Got my AC fixed today.

Less than 300 for the certs, tools, and gas to keep it charged for the next twenty years... Better take a brazing class at the local vo-tech school so I replace components as they puke out over the next twenty years.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 10:54 PM (P/kVC)

816 #813: No, he's the guy who created Batman.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:54 PM (0OG8D)

817 Kain't no ways try hard

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 10:55 PM (ewfUZ)

818 Latest from the hacked DNC emails. A Hilldog PAC paid for online trolls. Shocked! Shocked I am!

See WZ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)

819 "Frau Gruppencankles "




*horses whinny and rear up, ready to bolt*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 10:56 PM (9ym/8)

820 #814: I forget who made this joke (I only saw it referenced in a later thread here), but he called the Dem ticket "Kaine and Disabled".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:56 PM (0OG8D)

821 Latest from the hacked DNC emails. A Hilldog PAC paid for online trolls. Shocked! Shocked I am!



See WZ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)

That was known before. They go by blase first names only.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 10:56 PM (P/kVC)

822 Tinged with obscenities is the freakin story of my life.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)

If it weren't for obscenities, I'd have no adjectives in my vocabulary.

Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2016 10:56 PM (9RGU3)

823 816: No, he's the guy who created Batman.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
________

So, the October surprise will be a nightmare before Halloween?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (oRmVC)

824 You can cut the suspense with a knife ladies and gentlemen as we await Hillary's running mate.......

Tim.Kaine.

Nothing says change of direction and new ideas like Tim Kaine.

Meanwhile Trump bought his running mate his own personal 737 or 747. Don't know but its Yuge!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (gyi7u)

825
At eleven pm the main hatchway caved in
on the big blog they call sock it to me.

And that's when I wrote, fellows it's been good to troll you.

Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (YSs5u)

826 >> Terry McAuliffe will bypass VA Supreme Court sign 200,000 clemency orders to restore voting rights for ex-felons.


Those 200,000 Felons will then be able to legally buy guns, no?

Posted by: Larry Craig at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (HJQI1)

827 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (6gk0M)

828 Hillary's water on the brain falls mainly for a plain Kaine

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (ewfUZ)

829
As I said.

Real mfing tweet:

Jeff Flake Verified account

Trying to count the ways I hate timkaine. Drawing a blank.

Congrats to a good man and a good friend.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 10:59 PM (kdS6q)

830 Maybe we could refer to the Dem ticket as Raisin/Kaine.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:59 PM (0OG8D)

831 814: I forget who made this joke (I only saw it referenced in a later thread here), but he called the Dem ticket "Kaine and Disabled".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 10:56 PM (0OG8D)

****

I thought the best one I saw was "She needed a Kaine or a Walker. Walker was in the wrong party".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 10:59 PM (YLidQ)

832 #831: That's a good one, too!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 11:00 PM (0OG8D)

833 Latest from the hacked DNC emails. A Hilldog PAC paid for online trolls.

Our old one should sue for backpay!

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 11:00 PM (Z58Xa)

834 Who better to help her rage against the white man, than Tim Kaine?

Posted by: Optimizer at July 22, 2016 11:00 PM (jPHi7)

835 Jeff flake is a MOFO dumbass.

Posted by: Seems legit at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (U+nHb)

836 Prothonotary Warbler, I was testing the waters with that one. Able Mable was, IIRC, a reference to bull dykes that I had not heard since my youth.

Posted by: Huma at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (7cqHD)

837 To me, he is the typical Virginia liberal Dem who, when compared to the average Dem, looks like a so-called Moderate.



One of his grand solutions to budget troubles as Governor was
closing rest areas on the interstates. McDonnell had to come in and try
and clean up many of his messes. Yet for reasons I will never
understand, a lot of "moderate" Republicans here like him and keep
foisting him upon us all.



That said, at least I should get some entertainment out of this from
local talk radio guys. He used to be called Governor Eyebrow, haha.

Posted by: VAgirl at July 22, 2016 08:26 PM (73oKf)

He was moderate as a Governor because: Republican GA and balanced budget requirement. He let his liberal flag fly once he was in the US Senate.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 22, 2016 11:03 PM (9dfKD)

838 Clinton cane in action:
Clinton Delegate Beats Sanders Supporter With Cane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74UQn8kcT90

Posted by: AP82 at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (iezb5)

839 #836: Oh, okay; I wasn't familiar with that reference. Might've been a regional thing or a generational thing.

I'm leaning toward it being more of a regional thing, since I'm not exactly a callow youth. No, I'm a callow guy in his early 40s.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 11:07 PM (0OG8D)

840 Terry McAuliffe will bypass VA Supreme Court sign 200,000 clemency orders to restore voting rights for ex-felons.





Those 200,000 Felons will then be able to legally buy guns, no?

Posted by: Larry Craig at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (HJQI1)

Since he now has to actually consider and sign each clemency, his hand is going to get really tired.

He will also have to come up with creative explanations for folks whose rights he restored who are still in prison (or in prison for a subsequent offense to the one that lost them their rights) and who are sexually violent predators civilly confined after their prison terms ended.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 22, 2016 11:08 PM (9dfKD)

841 839, yes, probably both. I am a NW native in his early 50s. AKA Rex B when not socking names and infrequently posting. Loved the Kaine Walker comment too, upthread.

Posted by: Huma at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (7cqHD)

842 Why is it when Kaine smiles I see Dr. Phlox?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (595Og)

843 Google: clinton cane
So funny :-)

Posted by: AP82 at July 22, 2016 11:17 PM (iezb5)

844 842: Oh, shit!. You're right!

Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 11:18 PM (NiR1r)

845 I'm going to bed.

Have to make plans,
Maybe. Trip tomorrow to see a few old college buds. Could be some fun.

Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (o/90i)

846 Obviously demos are worried about the white vote.. Who would have thought after 8 years of pandering to every racial, ethic group while whites are relegated to only people of "privilege" and as the worlds great evil .

And who would have thought just 10 years ago that white males on the democrat tickets would be relegated to only second fiddle. How fast times are a changing.

Posted by: Sam at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (nRWWi)

847 Yep, Scrunt's VP pick is a pander to white, moderate dems and,,,,,GOPe nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Cooldawg at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (YVkp6)

848 Those 200,000 Felons will then be able to legally buy guns, no?

Excellent point, and an excellent commercial.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 11:35 PM (rwI+c)

849 Good night, Farmer! Have fun on your outing!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 11:40 PM (0OG8D)

850 Yeah... that's the only thing that makes anything resembling sense about this Kaine pick. He's a token.

Wow, so now the Dems are reduced to putting a token white male on their presidential ticket. They see they're about to get bitten on the ass by their own divisive identity politics, and they now feel the need to make an empty, pandering gesture in the general direction of those straight white men they've been railing against for all these years.

Reap the whirlwind and taste the rainbow! Or, uh, however that biblical passage goes.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (0OG8D)

851 This election is now Political Elite vs. America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2016 11:56 PM (EZebt)

852 Or, maybe Hillary saw Trump's "balance" pick of Mike Pence, and decided to balance "sort of boring and thoroughly corrupt" with "sort of corrupt and thoroughly boring" on her ticket.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (0OG8D)

853 It turns out Alahu Akbar is arabic for "My motives are unclear."

Posted by: Funk & Wagnalls at July 23, 2016 12:36 AM (b1lqN)

854 #853: Nice choice of a nickname for posting that comment, too!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 23, 2016 12:41 AM (0OG8D)

855 Good night, Farmer! Have fun on your outing!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps

TY, I plan on it. Known these guys since 1973. That's a long time to keep in touch.

Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2016 02:11 AM (o/90i)

856 @ace Listening to Glenn Beck and I again get the whole Trump is Hitler thing again. He will become Hitler with the liberal and conservative media, Hollywood, the Supreme Court and half the country against him.

However, Hillary with a media that would root for sending conservatives to concentration camps, a rubber stamp Supreme Court, and BLM running the attorney general's office...well, she is no threat at all.

I just give up. I hope #NeverTrump enjoys Hillary's 2920 days in office, followed by the next democrat, and the next democrat, and the next democrat,...

Posted by: TriggerWarning at July 23, 2016 06:08 AM (DncGp)

857 "@ace Listening to Glenn Beck and I again get the whole Trump is Hitler thing again. He will become Hitler with the liberal and conservative media, Hollywood, the Supreme Court and half the country against him.

However, Hillary with a media that would root for sending conservatives to concentration camps, a rubber stamp Supreme Court, and BLM running the attorney general's office...well, she is no threat at all.

I just give up. I hope #NeverTrump enjoys Hillary's 2920 days in office, followed by the next democrat, and the next democrat, and the next democrat,... "

Trigger, IMHO you made an initial mistake by starting off your day listening to Glenn Beck (I listened to him ages ago too). The man has absolutely nothing to offer in the way of a sane thought.

Secondly, Ted Cruz and the #NeverTrumpers.
Trump made the wise decision to uncouple himself from Cruz and whats left of his supporters. They are literally in Hillary's pocket anyhow either directly or indirectly and she knows it. She got them without spending a red cent.
Let Teddy drift away to wherever he wants to go as he toils with his conscience.

The good news is that Trump is going to win this thing. Hop on board.

Posted by: Drider at July 23, 2016 07:20 AM (6Xbsz)

858 If he stands too close to her, corruption jumps over.

Posted by: Gobbagoo at July 23, 2016 07:34 AM (A/saJ)

859 857 Drider--could not agree more .
Well stated. Thanks.

People who SAY they love the Republic are more than willing to throw the election to Hillary and lose every election for generations(see California) to come..... due to 'their Conscience'.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 23, 2016 08:19 AM (3ZttN)

860 Oh, if only Trump had picked the Gov of Wisconsin! Then we'd have a race between two old coots: one with a Kaine, one with a Walker.

Posted by: Spamf Roming at July 23, 2016 08:20 AM (RLdPc)

861 Ever since he was mayor of Richmond, my wife has called Kaine a "demented hobbit". Look at the him - he clearly has Sackville-Baggins connnections. And even then, he had the Hillary view that all public moneys were his, to do as he wished with it. Thinks he's Son of Sikander, I guess.

Doesn't matter. The only useful thing to do is to find an older Pole or Czech and get advice on keeping your head down.

Posted by: George LeS at July 23, 2016 09:53 AM (FkGpr)

862 Hey, whadda you know...another white Hispanic picked for vee pee. Vaya con Dios, pendejo!

Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 23, 2016 10:13 AM (eOUAk)

863 Let me be clear when I commend Likeable-enough Hillary for her pick for vice presnident. I would add, however, that he does not speak Spanish as well as I do. Feliz cinco de quarto mis amis! Vaya con queso!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 23, 2016 10:16 AM (eOUAk)

864 >>if he stands too close to her, corruption jumps over.

That's not the only way.

Posted by: Bill's Smegma at July 23, 2016 10:43 AM (o+SC1)

865 >>Doesn't matter. The only useful thing to do is to find an
>>older Pole or Czech and get advice on keeping your
>>head down.

Or a Californian. The old DK track is apt.

Posted by: Bill's Smegma at July 23, 2016 10:45 AM (o+SC1)

866 I think in the minds of Democrats White + Male + Democrat = moderate.

Posted by: PJ at July 23, 2016 01:45 PM (hEM0t)

867 Kaine is a bag-man, knows too much, the VP is a pay-off.

Posted by: Quasimotto at July 24, 2016 12:47 AM (5CS2l)

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