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Munich: Three Suspects on Run; Police Suspect "A Terrorist Attack;" Attack Took Place Near Stadium
Here's a French account. The American media lies.
LIVE: A hail of gunfire burst out in mall near the Olympic stadium of Munich, causing at least six deaths. The police suspect "a terrorist act." Three alleged shooters are still on the run. All the trains coming into Munich are cancelled. ...Remember, terrorist act doesn't mean Islamist terrorist attack -- terrorists come in different flavors.
BREAKING: Reports Munich gunman shouted 'you f***ing Turks!'
— The Int'l Spectator (@intlspectator) July 22, 2016
Witness broadcast on CNN says Munich gunman shouted "allahu Akbar" and targeted children.
— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) July 22, 2016
Ooofff... pic.twitter.com/NRAEhEYwKh
— Patrick Poole (@pspoole) July 22, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:04 PM (bksJQ)
I'll get the others
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:06 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 22, 2016 04:06 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: BuckIV at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (1JnAL)
a) If it's an anti-immigrant German they'll have his name in the press, he'll get the full perp-walk and Merkel's government will make an example of him.
b) If it's a Muslim they'll claim to have a 'suspect' and it'll be two weeks before we find out whether his name is Mo.
Posted by: JEM at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (LdMbv)
Though another poster suggested that Donald could tweet out, "We'll see what happens. Address all questions to Hillary Clinton."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (txdEq)
True. The last terrorist attack near the Olympic stadium wasn't a muzzie one; it was a secular arab terrorist attack (which the current leader of the
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (zc3Db)
I heard the CNN report above as well, a manager of CNN called stores near McDonalds until someone answered phone, hiding in windowless store. They were protected her ID and called her "Loretta." She said her son was in bathroom with man in dark clothes loading gun. Gunman then came out of bathroom and killed children. She said he said "Allyopp Snackbar" prior to killing.
So, in spite of Shep's hoping for Neo-Nazi in boots, I think isis related, based on the killings at McDonalds vs refugee camps as islamaphobe.
One barbarian has killed himself.
~ChristyBlinky, Infidel Terrorist Detective
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (581w0)
Posted by: stranger things at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:08 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:09 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2016 04:09 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:09 PM (581w0)
Posted by: MacGruber at July 22, 2016 04:09 PM (FEAjO)
aaaaaaand there it is....15 second CBS news snipit-- George Harrison estate very upset that Trump campaign used "Here comes the sun" for Ivanka's entrance at convention.
God save us from the media and butthurt leftist heirs of dead music artists.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (Qj6zv)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Shlep Smith at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (KvWlw)
Anyone ready to put some money on this?
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: MTF at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (wv7Zv)
Not sure why a German would be yelling in English.
I've never been able to the get that rolling * the way the Germans can. Like gargling nails.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (evdj2)
Wasn't there a big warning blasted out like 3 weeks ago that Germany was next on the ISIS Hit Parade?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (T6P0y)
Seems like a neo Nazi would hit a refugee camp
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jean at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: pulsating giant brain with green as its team color at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (LdMbv)
Now, would you please get out of my way? I need to reload my EBT card.
Life is sweet in DemWorld....and wanton ignorance a noticeable asset.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (3aBcq)
Understatement of the year. In this case I will still apply the 72 hour rule as in all emergency events.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (581w0)
Shep Smith.
Pray you are never on a call in show for I will find you a publicly embarrasss you.
More than you embarrass yourself.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: MTF at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (/m8T6)
Phew. I read that as gun phosphates.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2016 04:09 PM (JmjOe)
A clean gun is a happy gun.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (T6P0y)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Marie Harfenstein at July 22, 2016 04:13 PM (/m8T6)
In fairness, the carrier pigeons are always a week behind the breaking news.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:13 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 04:13 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Australia at July 22, 2016 04:13 PM (BbZCk)
How can the Germans legitimately turn this around and NO, I am NOT endorsing any horrific mass murders of any entire group of people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2016 04:13 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
If you wanna get down in the weeds, the Arabs hate the Turks, too
Posted by: Jean at July 22, 2016 04:13 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 04:13 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: The Scorpion at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (U/b2O)
Posted by: MacGruber
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Oh?
I wonder where he bought them?
Posted by: Columbo at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (9mTYi)
"At least seven dead"
Three shooters on the run
Public being advised to stay in place, stay home, stay off the streets
Public transport is shut down
"acute terrorist situation"
Posted by: Stu-22 at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (RMOpc)
Posted by: MacGruber
Well, Shep is an expert on footwear.
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (TJCSB)
Yeah, not just any stadium. A stadium where Israeli athletes were murdered by Islamic scum during the Olympics.
But 'no indication of Islamic terrorism'.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (ZnIt3)
Is it still considered xenophobia when the immigrants are murdering the citizens in the streets?
-phobia
an anxiety disorder characterized by extreme and irrational fear of simple things or social situations
http://tinyurl.com/zp6tvbr
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (R+30W)
"All of Europe is under the grace of our terrorism. Until the children of the Caliphate live in safety.
Will we terrorize you and scare, and causing your insomnia and fatigue. Allahu Akbar glory belongs to Islam. "
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: James Comey at July 22, 2016 04:14 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: MacGruber at July 22, 2016 04:09 PM (FEAjO)
Someone needs to tell Shep that not every German dresses like his fantasy.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon's sainted mother at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (bksJQ)
aaaaaaand there it is....15 second CBS news snipit-- George Harrison estate very upset that Trump campaign used "Here comes the sun" for Ivanka's entrance at convention.
God save us from the media and butthurt leftist heirs of dead music artists.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (Qj6zv)
And as with the rest of the whiney Limeys, they have no leg to stand on. Don't want people you don't like to use your songs at live events? Don't license the song through ASCAP.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (T6P0y)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (dFi94)
She's been tweeting on Twitter since it happened.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (1JnAL)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Cn_qbTgXYAQFMTG.jpg
All I know is just keep calling the guy with the gun a wanker.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (iQIUe)
Oh, well, I'm sure I'll get it straight with one of the next 10+ attacks before he leaves office...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH)
I wanted to throw the kitchen TV across the room.
And Shep is an idiot. As usual. He is so hoping the killer(s) is a neo Nazi.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (1ZOkK)
We have changed our Laws, Policies, and even some of our protected Freedoms out of fear.
How many of us will NOT put a Trump sticker on our car, because we know it will be vandalized?
How many of us edit what we say to minorities, out of fear of their reaction?
How many in Government Kow Tow to Islam, out of fear of their reaction to Truthful statements about their religion?
And we've all seen the results of the BLM movement....
So.... violence, and threats of violence DO work in todays political climate.....
And eventually.... everyone will realize that... it is inevitable that there will be a White Backlash to attacks on Whites... because it has been shown that the Government will not protect us.... and that violence does seem to work.
I don't want it.... I don't condone it... but history shows its almost inevitable ....
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (BbZCk)
Sorry. I don't take sucker bets.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (OKpu1)
I guess it doesn't matter because the sycophants will believe both at the same time.
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (78OXS)
Posted by: '72 Olympics at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (9mTYi)
Well damn.....what a foot racist statement! What if they were Nike Air Jordans instead? Would he assume they were a 13 year old tall kid?
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: all doubt removed at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (WsWiu)
However, they're pretty sure that it's the rise of the New Third Reich and #RACISM!!!!
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (tvyXw)
The way these things go, there are always initial reports of multiple shooters, and it gets whittled down to someone acting alone. From what I've seen, I'm still putting my money on a lone nut with a handgun who started shooting random people at the McD, then fled to the parking garage. Hopefully he has killed himself or been taken out by the police.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (bUgXG)
Posted by: pulsating giant brain with green as its team color at July 22, 2016 04:11 PM (LdMbv)
..............
400 on the Musloids.
Posted by: Gamester of Triskelion at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (581w0)
But hey, that backlash has been pretty rough, no?
/
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 22, 2016 04:16 PM (C9pBZ)
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My thought too.
Where's the bookie at? I need to put money on mo.
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 04:17 PM (xVgrA)
Jordans instead? Would he assume they were a 13 year old tall kid?
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OMG.
I wear black steel toe boots at work.
I am obviously a NEO NAZI!!
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 04:17 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Secretariat John Forbes Kerry, winner of the 2016 Nobel PEace Prize and the Hambletonian at July 22, 2016 04:17 PM (/m8T6)
Donald Trump is phenomenally fortunate; his enemies and foes are self-beclowning.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2016 04:17 PM (hLRSq)
This progressive/establishment death wish is frustrating.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 22, 2016 04:18 PM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:18 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 04:18 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: grammie winger
On Twitter she said this is why she drives instead of rides the metro. Posted after the shooting.
Posted by: Traye at July 22, 2016 04:18 PM (/r9Ws)
Posted by: Jean at July 22, 2016 04:18 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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You know the old saying, 'Scratch a Sheppy, find a Röhm"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (9mTYi)
Insert the obvious Scandi comment of your choice here.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (B48dK)
BHO- "Trump's doom and gloom doesn't match reality"
Donald Trump is phenomenally fortunate; his enemies and foes are self-beclowning.
----
I don't want to say that God is making sure Trump gets elected. However... these are some pretty odd coincidences.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (tvyXw)
I know this because I am a Muslim.
I saw the shooting of children, who were sitting down to eat. They could not run.
http://tinyurl.com/j67hsbr
The Telegraph (uk)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (GSdpU)
Milo Y gets his twitter shut down but Facebook, Twitter, etc let ISIS supporting accounts stay on? WTF?
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (3aBcq)
More than you embarrass yourself.
Posted by: fixerupper
If that happens, just remember to get through the call screener by saying "I just want to tell Shep how brilliant he is and I think that he is pretty dreamy as well!"
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: MayBee at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (MH6Uh)
Brian Fucking Williams said shootings are rare in Germany because they don't have access to guns like we do.
That's like saying trucks running down innocents in France are rare because unlike in the U. S. the French don't have access to trucks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: BuckIV at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: shibumi
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People say that about me all of the time.
Posted by: Doc Martin at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (9mTYi)
A Muslim woman, named by CNN as Lauretta, told the channel she heard the gunmen shout "Allahu Akhar" as they shot children.
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Just because a guy has blue eyes and blonde hair doesn't mean that he can't be a muslim jihadi.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (tvyXw)
Well...we prefer to see it as a (political) feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Fast & Furious at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (NOIQH)
Advertising dollars.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (C9pBZ)
Because turning us into a real-life Life of Brian is just what the universe would do right now.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 04:21 PM (LUG6K)
Posted by: Doc Marten at July 22, 2016 04:21 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 04:21 PM (Nwg0u)
This has become what we call a "rebuttable presumption."
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:21 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Doc Martin at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (9mTYi)
STOP TALKING!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 04:21 PM (hqZPQ)
They were wearing black masks
They got away.
No one has a clue
Claiming it has no connection to Islam is premature
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: LIVs at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (b2PbZ)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Force always works, if applied correctly. Trying to wish that fact away is just more hippy bullshit. This thing called society has always only ever worked if we all agreed to the rules, and it falls apart if even just a few of us don't stick to those rules......Rules aren't very popular these days.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (1ZOkK)
For the first time in my life, I agree with Michael Moore.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (B48dK)
Explain to me how "Islamic State celebrates on social media".
Milo Y gets his twitter shut down but Facebook, Twitter, etc let ISIS supporting accounts stay on? WTF?
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Liberals love their now and forever Muslim masters and are showing their submission for the world to see.
How long before Twitter bans every religion outside of Islam?
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:23 PM (bksJQ)
Bastards.
Posted by: LawLurker at July 22, 2016 04:23 PM (b2PbZ)
Have they been asleep the past 15 years?
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 04:23 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:23 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (LdMbv)
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That's probably why the terrorist went to the mall to begin with!
Posted by: Secretariat John Forbes Kerry, winner of the 2016 Nobel PEace Prize and the Hambletonian at July 22, 2016 04:23 PM (/m8T6)
Good and hard as Mencken said.
Thank an Obama voter when you can for our new and happy life!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Steve Stifler at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (l5K65)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 22, 2016 04:15 PM (1JnAL)
======================================On Twitter she said this is why she drives instead of rides the metro. Posted after the shooting.
Posted by: Traye at July 22, 2016 04:18 PM (/r9Ws)
=================================
Thank you both. I don't do Twitter, but if you have access to her, tell her I am thinking of her. Also tell her that I am going to Miller Park for the Cubs/Brewers game on Sunday.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (3aBcq)
It's called "friction".
Quite possibly some German Citizens have snapped under the weight of being treated like a rape fest and struck back.
If that's the case. Political leaders realize that another level of chaos has been achieved. It will scare them to the core.
Posted by: Drider at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (6Xbsz)
Yeah "right wing",just as socialist but in favor of border control.
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (B48dK)
"Right Wing" in Europe means Nazi, which is a socialist party.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (dKiJG)
With rifle fire, punctuated by RPG explosions.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (hLRSq)
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Forensic shoeology is not an exact science.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Don't doubt Shep's knowledge of Nazi boots. He's knelt before his Dom enough times to know not only what they look like but how they taste and smell too.
Posted by: BuckIV at July 22, 2016 04:20 PM (CLfqv)
I was going to go there but the image that popped into my head froze my train of thought
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 04:22 PM (xmQSf)
Rules are not rules if not enforced...
just as...
Laws are not Laws, if not enforced...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 04:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Shit, a few bad apples give the rest of us a bad name!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (ZwYB4)
Germany has more experience with building border walls than we do (remember Berlin?), but they had Soviet help back then.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:25 PM (iIzG7)
Not sure why a German would be yelling in English.
I've never been able to the get that rolling * the way the Germans can. Like gargling nails.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:10 PM (evdj2)
Could be a recent
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 04:25 PM (GSdpU)
It's called "friction".
Quite possibly some German Citizens have snapped under the weight of being treated like a rape fest and struck back.
If that's the case. Political leaders realize that another level of chaos has been achieved. It will scare them to the core.
Posted by: Drider at July 22, 2016 04:24 PM (6Xbsz)
I've been saying for a few years that I fear Europe will resort to form to deal with this.
Bloody bloody form.
I pray I am wrong.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 04:26 PM (mf5HN)
Not sure why a German would be yelling in English.
===========================
Soccer hooliganism, most probably.
Posted by: Secretariat John Forbes Kerry, winner of the 2016 Nobel PEace Prize and the Hambletonian at July 22, 2016 04:26 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:26 PM (1ZOkK)
Answer: About halfway.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:27 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 04:27 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2016 04:28 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 04:28 PM (q177U)
at the Turks because most of them immigrated legally, and at least some
of them have an effort to assimilate. Not authentically muzzie enough
for the muzztards?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 04:25 PM (GSdpU)
It's not like Muslims don't ever kill other Muslims, even in refugee camps. It's fun to speculate, but guessing is all we're doing right now.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 04:29 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: lancewing plover at July 22, 2016 04:29 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 04:29 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Brian Ross at July 22, 2016 04:29 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 04:29 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:30 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: 'eye'gor at July 22, 2016 04:30 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 22, 2016 04:30 PM (gs8be)
that muzzie loving rick steeves is o.k. right? what a dumbass he is.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 04:29 PM (ucDmr)
It's about time for him to pay another visit to Iran, "Palestine," and Turkey.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:30 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 04:30 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: onandon at July 22, 2016 04:31 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: 'eye'gor at July 22, 2016 04:31 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Don at July 22, 2016 04:31 PM (r9mdv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 04:31 PM (ZwYB4)
Posted by: Javems at July 22, 2016 04:31 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:31 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 04:32 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:32 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: onandon at July 22, 2016 04:32 PM (Jh20h)
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Home run?
Posted by: Hawk Harrelson at July 22, 2016 04:32 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (dciA+)
Just throwing that out there. Who the heck know, jsut doing what everyone else is doing now WAGing it.
Note: Shep Smith is still a idiot. That I do know.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (dciA+)
:::sheepishly raises hand:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (ZwYB4)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (dciA+)
Boobs? There was one guy here who was all about her.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 04:30 PM (dKiJG)
Pretty sure Arabs are very racist towards other non-Arab muslims. So Turks, Iranians, Indian Muslims, all inferior the eyes of the Arabs.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Munich Police Chief at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (XzRw1)
Maybe that show's that their slumber is beginning to end.
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (q177U)
It's just the one guy, whom I suspect of being a type of weasel.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (9krrF)
Reports are that some pathetic German's were yelling curses at the
gunmen from their elevated apartment windows. Yelling curses at them.
Were farts or elderberries involved?
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (LAe3v)
She's in that new Netflix 80s throwback show...and banana split guy is obsessed with her.
That's all I've got.
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (dciA+)
:::sheepishly raises hand:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 04:34 PM (ZwYB4)
That's him! Congrats bro! Singlehandedly (In more ways than one) started a trend
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (SRKgf)
http://www.spiegel.de/
Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (nkXfw)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Letter dates June 23, but hand-delivered July 21.
Maybe the post office is that slow.
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: ace
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I hope it's not. And i hope it doesn't become one.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (BbZCk)
gunmen from their elevated apartment windows. Yelling curses at them."
Rooftop Koreans are not impressed.
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (NiR1r)
The fact that the allyoop snackbar has been edited tells me this was Lutheran in origin.
Munich are sheltering in place, which is good if there is a tornado or bio-weapon. I hope some have a bat or frying pan or something. Cannot imagine this.
And German is on "crisis alert" or something. Has that hag Merkel spoken? I blame her, as I blame everything bad here, including stomach virus, on Le Facial Mole of Darkness.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (581w0)
I can't imagine she is following some decorum that says one shouldn't tweet out celebratory things while one's allies are being murdered.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2016 04:36 PM (ZgFWy)
I saw the shooting of children, who were sitting down to eat. They could not run.
http://tinyurl.com/j67hsbr
The Telegraph (uk)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (R+30W)
I wonder what size of cluebat you'd need with which to whack her uspide the head, before she made the connection that maybe islam is the root cause of this shit, and that practitioners of sane religions don't swan around massacring children?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Fast & Furious at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (gyi7u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (NeFrd)
and my husband decided to go to a mall this afternoon...
sending me picts of stuff he's thinking of buying
he left right after he heard of the attack
All I said was "you have to go to a mall now?"
yep, they're having a sale...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 04:38 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: US Soldiers @ Munich Mall at July 22, 2016 04:38 PM (QJIMk)
I'm picturing Kaine or Ballsack looking down at his buzzing smartphone and muttering "aw, shit, it's me."
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:38 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:38 PM (581w0)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2
016 04:34 PM (dciA+)
because her tyts jiggled so nicely running down those steps in the Dracula movie.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 04:38 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:37 PM (bksJQ)
it will get much worse
especially if they can't find them all
it's nighttime
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (qCMvj)
Munich gunman shouted 'you f***ing Turks!'
Not sure why a German would be yelling in English.
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We are being given a translation (and an expurgation).
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (pC96u)
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A body hanging on barbed wire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Yuimetal at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (Jxlgh)
Usually the press kinda has an idea by now.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (t06LC)
It's excellent if you like to be hammered with an overkill of 80's nostalgia (I personally love it)
A very creepy show in sort of a PG-13 way.
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (q177U)
Pretty sure Arabs are very racist towards other non-Arab muslims. So Turks, Iranians, Indian Muslims, all inferior the eyes of the Arabs.
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)
Egyptians hate southern Africans and everyone hates African-Americans and I mean they hate African-Americans.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (Hgk1x)
While yelling curses a good potato gun would come in handy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen
Or a Nebelwerfer. Either/or
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: John Roberts, Chief Justice of the Food Court at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (57K5j)
No connection to Islam, or greasy American French fries has yet been established.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (1ZOkK)
Which is why we need pushback here. That infection is deep in our institutions.
-if you have democratic voters as employees, fire them
-stop going to churches that push leftist propaganda
-defund the entertainment industry
-dont send your kids to colleges controlled by leftists
-hire private investigators to collect data on low level democrats (school officials, burrocrats, local journalists, etc). if they find something good, dont attempt blackmail, but get that info to where it does the most damage
stop thinking in terms of just voting, and start thinking/doing in terms of efficiency
these assholes are at war with you. return the favor
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: cw at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (XwFBY)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (q177U)
Allies? Were the Germans allies when they bombed Pearl Bailey?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (hqZPQ)
Why target kids if you are pissed off at migrants? Looking at the kids running for their lives, they were blond. Also in the reported convo, the guy said he had been treated for some psych issue. 8 confirmed dead.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (iQIUe)
Not to be flip about this tradgedy, but has someone made the obvious joke about Merkel not even being able to keep the trains running on time?
I mean to be flip about the joke that is Merkel's ideology.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 04:42 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:42 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 04:43 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 04:43 PM (B+dO6)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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Every thread eventually becomes a gun thread. Now it will devolve into Russet vs. Yukon Gold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:43 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: josephistan at July 22, 2016 04:43 PM (7qAYi)
"1:15 pm : On CNN, pundits were discussing how "dark" Trump was to talk about the need for a border wall and the need to be tough on Islamic terrorists when the network cut to a terrorist attack in Germany in which at least one person was shot and ten wounded. Now analysts are talking about how Germany has taken the lead in admitting Syrian refugees."
Events, my dear boy, events.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (0x/TW)
from the site of the 72 Munich Olympics, where Israeli athletes were
murdered, a McDonald's was shot up, latest death count eight.
No connection to Islam, or greasy American French fries has yet been established.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (ZnIt3)
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Thank you for the info. Gee, I remember watching the horror of the 72 Munich Olympics. Never in a million years did I think this was going to be a near-daily thing. It's awful. Those poor people.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (dFi94)
Lots of people seem to think that the A2 is too long, though. With other guns folks seem to prefer a draw length longer than 13 1/2, but not on ARs. Why is this?
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (Sfs6o)
No way she'll survive this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Really?
See: Obama, Hillary
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (9mTYi)
At the river Isar, man with a head shot found. Unclear whether it is one of attackers. #Munich
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 04:41 PM (OKpu1)
And let me tell ya somethin', honey, those German foot-long Frankenfurters that night are still giving me the Shimmys and the Shakes!
Posted by: Pearl Bailey at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (QJIMk)
Usually the press kinda has an idea by now.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (t06LC)
About as bad as the German police. They don't look like they have any idea what they should be doing. Five of them were half running down the street, except for the short one in back. The four in front had to keep stopping to let short dumpy cop catch up. Three guys dressed in black shorts, and black shirts were walking down the street with their hands up and two cops who were dressed in...shorts, were half assed walking towards them with weapons pointed at them diagonally across an intersection like they weren't sure if this was a good idea, or a waste of time, or whatever.
I haven't seen any of our police look that confused and unsure.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (ZgFWy)
I'll give you a ha' pence for the use of your kaine.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: cw at July 22, 2016 04:40 PM (XwFBY)
There is NOTHING heroic about shooting kids. Take it to Stormfront!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)
As long as she doesn't run down the stairs in slo-mo.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (NAv1Q)
I missed the gag: Why is Winona Ryder now a #TrendingTopic on AoS?
It's just the one guy, whom I suspect of being a type of weasel.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (9krrF)
Could be worse. At least we're not reading epic poetry about Suzanne Sena.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (T6P0y)
Posted by: pina colada at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (ZwYB4)
Ooops, Jake Tapper just said maybe this backs up Trumps doom and gloom.
Heh
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (NOIQH)
Chris Cuomo and Alison Camerota hardest hit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grey Fox
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Clothing has a big impact. A tee-shirt vs. winter clothing, especially a heavy jacket makes a big difference.
BTW, hi there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (9mTYi)
There are a couple of different pics of the guy...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (qf6WZ)
.................
That's comforting. Next we'll get a strongly worded letter.
I bet he's super happy about there being no armed citizens about to fight back.
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)
233 Question: Is there any particular advantage to having a shorter stock on a fighting gun? I'm trying to figure out what stock to go with on my AR and am leaning strongly towards a fixed stock. I was going to go with a a1 stock, which is a bit shorter than an A2, but I just had the opportunity to handle a carbine with an A2 stock (approximately 13 1/2" draw) and it fit me pretty near perfectly for off-hand shooting, which corresponds with how other guns fit me.
Lots of people seem to think that the A2 is too long, though. With other guns folks seem to prefer a draw length longer than 13 1/2, but not on ARs. Why is this?
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (bZ7mE)
Concealment? Other than that, length of pull and balance. I like the A2, but I have long arms.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:47 PM (t06LC)
Lots of people seem to think that the A2 is too long, though. With other guns folks seem to prefer a draw length longer than 13 1/2, but not on ARs. Why is this?
CQB & indoors. Adjustable stock is preferable for more options.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 04:47 PM (OKpu1)
So saying Anti-Turk things and praising Allah can come from the same shooter.
Posted by: William Eaton at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (1ZOkK)
NOOOOOOO!
My Brothers in Allah, due to this turn in events, we must surren-.........
We MUST surrende-......
LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL!
Posted by: ISIS Committee-Chief at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (gyi7u)
I haven't watched a minute of the Olympics since.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Well, okey-doke. I'm good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (T6P0y)
I'm trying so hard to behave right now ....
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (ZwYB4)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:43 PM (9mTYi)
All potato guns pale in comparison to the awesome and deadly Turnipnator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM (GSdpU)
Huma of all people should know not to schedule a major Hillary thing on a Friday.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM (r1fLd)
Germany has over 1 million NEW islamic migrants. They will never be able to get rid of them and they will never assimilate. Did you see the videos of Turks marching in Germany for Erdogan? Just nasty and in germany. They have made life miserable for Jews and Israelis and that is before the flood gates were open. So, the damage is done, no going back.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ZombieDennyGreen at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM (NpXoL)
"There cannot be absolute security [in Germany]."
If a US president ever said that....
"The US can absorb a few attacks." -- Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:50 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 04:50 PM (gyi7u)
France will be in a permanent state of siege with mass attacks every week.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 04:50 PM (NAv1Q)
Lots of people seem to think that the A2 is too long, though. With other guns folks seem to prefer a draw length longer than 13 1/2, but not on ARs. Why is this?
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2016 04:44 PM (bZ7mE)
the shorter stocks are for people with both shorter arms... and for maneuvering inside of vehicles (if you don't want an collapsing stock).
Sort of like the reason the Israelis went with a Bullpup design for their main combat rifle.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 04:51 PM (qf6WZ)
**
Cuz every one loves her big brown beaver??
Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2016 04:51 PM (NpXoL)
"Isn't Shrillary supposed to be tweeting out the next VP of the USA about now?"
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KAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNE!!
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 04:51 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 04:51 PM (qf6WZ)
But the tavor sucks.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 04:51 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:43 PM (9mTYi)
All potato guns pale in comparison to the awesome and deadly Turnipnator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 04:49 PM
You're forgetting the deadly purple potatoes of Peruvia.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2016 04:52 PM (bzd8I)
Not all potato guns. You haven't truly lived until you've unleashed the carnage of an old bellhorn-style fire extinguisher whose horn has been loaded with institutional mashed potatoes and gravy.
I miss college dorm food. I don't miss eating it, but it had its uses.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 04:52 PM (iIzG7)
What is it this time, Barry?
[Listens]
No, not "chuting a eunuch", it was a shooting in Munich.
[Listens]
It's a city in Germany.
[Listens]
No, Germany isn't in Texas. It's a country in Europe. Say, why don't you go see if there are some cartoons on TV?
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at July 22, 2016 04:52 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 04:52 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Banned. Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:53 PM (9mTYi)
I don't get the fascination US mass shooters have with AR-15s. They look badass, which I suppose helps with crowd control, but I'd go with a 17 round Glock every time.
Easily concealed. Reliable. Easy to reload. Bigger round.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2016 04:53 PM (r1fLd)
228 Achmed's Razor - when something like this happens, the most likely explanation is that islam is to blame
Posted by: josephistan at July 22, 2016 04:43 PM (7qAYi)
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Consider that stolen.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (kTF2Z)
**
Cuz every one loves her big brown beaver??
Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2016 04:51 PM (NpXoL)
Well, she does show it off to all her friends.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (0mRoj)
BTW, hi there.
Hi to you. I did take clothing into account.
It is always easier to compensate for a shorter stock than a long one, though.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (bZ7mE)
I texted BC a picture of it and got back "It's going to eat you."
I think that was very mean of him to point out.
Stupid Outside.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
It seems the Germans have decided on suicide. This does not surprise me. From what I've gleaned from German citizens, they feel an intense sense of guilt and shame, and seem to despise their own selves for the crime of being alive. I don't think they care. I think they believe they deserve it.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Banned. Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:53 PM
Wait, what? When the hell did Peruvia become a signatory?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (bzd8I)
There are a couple of different pics of the guy...
And an odd gait. To be honest, my impression from the two videos I've seen is he looks like the stereotype of a mentally disturbed person. He seemed to be wandering aimlessly around the parking garage, and taking random pot shots at the building across the way.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (bUgXG)
I just can't get the song our of my head.
Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Winnona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Winnona
M M M My Winnona
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 04:55 PM (B+dO6)
I missed the gag: Why is Winona Ryder now a #TrendingTopic on AoS?
**
Cuz every one loves her big brown beaver??
Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2016 04:51 PM (NpXoL)
Thats funny, I don't recall her being the actress in Naked Gun with Leslie Nielsen.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 04:55 PM (jxbfJ)
I texted BC a picture of it and got back "It's going to eat you."
I think that was very mean of him to point out.
Stupid Outside.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
That was mean. Because first it's going to carry you away, then eat you.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
That makes me soooooo mad that my blood is boiling!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 04:56 PM (OKpu1)
In other news, because the actual news is awful, there was a gorgeous hawk in a tree in the backyard at work.
I texted BC a picture of it and got back "It's going to eat you."
I think that was very mean of him to point out.
Stupid Outside.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
I rounded up the Ravage for you. Once they're "cleaned up" they're good to go. Haven't seen Wyatt Earp today. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:56 PM (1ZOkK)
Imagine what Europe will be like in 10 or 20 years.
France will be in a permanent state of siege with mass attacks every week.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 04:50 PM (NAv1Q)
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Check out that movie Brazil if you haven't.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 04:56 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 04:52 PM (1ZOkK)
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It's not like anyone's using them anyway.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:56 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (mf5HN)
I had a mommy duck and babies a few months ago, so very sweet, until the hawks started popping them like skittles
Posted by: spypeach at July 22, 2016 04:56 PM (nyYhO)
Grinning Obama JOKES during Munich carnage press conference as he shifts gears to talk about daughter Malia leaving the nest for college
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (VY8H5)
It seems the Germans have decided on suicide. This does not surprise me. From what I've gleaned from German citizens, they feel an intense sense of guilt and shame, and seem to despise their own selves for the crime of being alive. I don't think they care. I think they believe they deserve it.
Sadly, I think the same could be said for The United States of America.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (2cS/G)
Of course, I haven't been to Europe in two years due to move and money pit and terrorism. So fat chance I'd be there to be freaking out right now. After Brussels, my husband told me "no way." He'd already declared, as we flew out of Austria two year ago, "Hope you know we are no longer going to countries that don't speak English."
I had him talked into two more before staying on this side of pond: Ireland and another trip to Scotland, England and Wales. bah.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (581w0)
254 Lots of people seem to think that the A2 is too long, though. With other guns folks seem to prefer a draw length longer than 13 1/2, but not on ARs. Why is this?
Posted by: Grey Fox
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Clothing has a big impact. A tee-shirt vs. winter clothing, especially a heavy jacket makes a big difference.
BTW, hi there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:46 PM (9mTYi)
Also, a lot of shooting doctrine has changed from a the classic bladed stance (feet at about 45 deg to the target) to a more squared off stance. A big reason for that is body armor, the bladed stance presents a big unprotected target in the underarm area. The squared stance is generally more comfortable with a shorter stock. Plus, it helps compensate for the thickness of body armor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (T6P0y)
Obviously this was written by a man!
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Confused Terrorist at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (tf/6I)
Turns out she is working as a swamper for the scrap dealer that came by to pick up a load of scrap metal. Good worker, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (GSdpU)
.............
Stock can be adjusted for travel or body size/clothing.
I have carbine stocks, fixed, and a VLTOR A5/H2 that is the best of both worlds. An adjustable stock with a rifle length spring for smoother cycling.
Downsides are it's pricey and uses a proprietary buffer. Worth it, IMO.
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (2cS/G)
Carrie, definitely.
I'm not too good with 80s teen romance movies, maybe 16 Candles?
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (7lVbc)
I'm leaning heavily towards he is a clone, like the movie moon, or a 1st generation cyborg with AI.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (gyi7u)
Posted by: Grey Fox
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Ah. For a moment I thought you said 'sock', and I was going to argue. But, never mind.
On the upside, stocks can be easily changed, and, in the big scheme of things, are not prohibitively expensive.
If you manage to identify the absolute bestist sight system, let me know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (9mTYi)
No, I don't agree. Obama knows as well as we do that Islamic terrorism is the motive. He is extremely reluctant to admit this publicly because it just goes against his world view that in these conflicts, the aggrieved 3rd world players are always right and the West is always wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (tEhtH)
Posted by: Crocadile Dundee at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 04:55 PM (jxbfJ)
**No, that was Elvis's big brown beaver.
Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2016 04:59 PM (NpXoL)
..............
She stole our hearts.
Get it? ha ha I crack myself up.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2016 04:59 PM (HgMAr)
But if you don't have body armor, it seems to me you want to present as small a target to your attacker as possible.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 04:59 PM (BqENW)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty
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Puppet.
His presentations remind me of Max Headroom.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 04:59 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 04:59 PM (2cS/G)
Grinning Obama JOKES during Munich carnage
press conference as he shifts gears to talk about daughter Malia leaving
the nest for college
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (VY8H5)
*ponders* *leaves for Kroger*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 05:00 PM (1ZOkK)
I had him talked into two more before staying on this side of pond: Ireland and another trip to Scotland, England and Wales. bah.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (581w0)
Things like this only make me want to go back to Europe all the more. I want to see the beautiful, historic places before they're gone.
Posted by: josephistan at July 22, 2016 05:00 PM (7qAYi)
A very creepy show in sort of a PG-13 way.
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 04:39 PM (q177U)
It's what Super 8 should have been. It really is a throwback to 80's type movies. I just wish the kids weren't swearing so much.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 22, 2016 05:00 PM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2016 05:00 PM (NpXoL)
I had a mommy duck and babies a few months ago, so very sweet, until the hawks started popping them like skittles
Posted by: spypeach at July 22, 2016 04:56 PM (nyYhO)
A couple of days ago on the way to work I saw a dead goose by the side of the road. It's still there.
I may scream FUCK YOU GOOSE when I go past. Gah I hate geese.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 05:00 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (bzd8I)
It was a wild night and they were drunk.
The whole country. Completely hammered.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 22, 2016 05:00 PM (LUG6K)
Grey Fox, I'll just add to whatever everyone else was saying: go with whatever length you find comfortable normally if you're going fixed. If you decide to go collapsable, nutnfancy's channel on youtube has some good recs as far as stocks are concerned.
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 05:00 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (gyi7u)
He would not need a teleprompter then.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2016 05:01 PM (3ZoRf)
Easily concealed. Reliable. Easy to reload. Bigger round.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2016 04:53 PM (r1fLd)
The old army saying is you were issued a pistol to fight back to a rifle.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 05:01 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 05:01 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 05:01 PM (tEhtH)
As God is my witness I thought Turks could fly!
Posted by: Confused Terrorist at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (tf/6I)
WOW second reference to WKRP in Cincinnati in the same day. NICE!!!!
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:01 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 04:45 PM (2cS/G)
I just finished watching season one. It is derivative of a number of things, but it takes the best of them, and overall it's a pretty tight series. I enjoyed it very much, with the exception of occasionally poor child acting.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:01 PM (0mRoj)
OK, that makes sense.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2016 05:02 PM (bZ7mE)
I may scream FUCK YOU GOOSE when I go past. Gah I hate geese.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits
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Day-um, that's funny.
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2016 05:02 PM (57K5j)
Hillary Clinton
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 05:02 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 04:57 PM (2cS/G)
Not me. Whatever guilt I have (not a lot) is limited to personal actions. Collective guilt is for chumps.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:02 PM (d6TTt)
That's not a Potato gun This is a Potato gun
https://barrett.net/firearms/model82a1
Posted by: Crocadile Dundee at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (mRvs9)
That gun makes me so hard I can cut glass
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:02 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: #BLM and $oros but Mostly $oros at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (1CroS)
Great. Shep's back.
I'll miss The Five while I'm in the car.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 05:01 PM (1ZOkK)
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You've got a smart phone, right? Download the FoxNews app and listen (or surreptitiously watch at a stoplight).
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (pC96u)
Unless it's packed with Muslims and the victims and people running away didn't look like Muslims.
Wouldn't he or she target a mosque?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (1ZOkK)
France will be in a permanent state of siege with mass attacks every week.
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>>Check out that movie Brazil if you haven't.
Or "District B13".
Bonus: it includes some awesome parkour with its depressing vision of a future Paris..
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: alexthechick
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I see.
*scribbles note*
And when did you first begin to feel this dislike for geese?
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: bjk at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (x2rNW)
#1 would work better in states that have a better history of supporting at will employment; also, there is no point in telling your employees that they are being fired for being democong...you can always tell them the obamacomy has forced budget cutbacks...or just say for budgetary reasons and not mention democrat policy at all.
#5 the most damage doesnt need to be legal repercussion; catch someone cheating, give his wife the pics. know the guy does drugs? I doubt the party machine goes to bat for a possession charge. but DONT blackmail.
There is no need in any action to politicize the action. Just destroy your enemies as you have opportunity.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (swEzU)
Obama is the most bizarre human being.
I'm leaning heavily towards he is a clone, like the movie moon, or a 1st generation cyborg with AI.
--
No, sorry.
Just your run of the mill sociopath/narcissist.
Seems you haven't had much exposure to them. Lucky you.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (bksJQ)
the nest for college
Since she probably isn't leaving for college for at least two weeks maybe another time would have been more appropriate for the topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (bpZlE)
It seems the Germans have decided on suicide. This does not surprise me. From what I've gleaned from German citizens, they feel an intense sense of guilt and shame, and seem to despise their own selves for the crime of being alive. I don't think they care. I think they believe they deserve it.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2016 04:54 PM (dFi94)
I think it was theRalphreport that talked about Germans that hate themselves soo much they are rooting for the extinction of they white race, they say white people should have forced not to have kids and all kinds of crazy talk. I can't remember what they call themselves.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 05:04 PM (dKiJG)
You've got a smart phone, right? Download the FoxNews app and listen (or surreptitiously watch at a stoplight).
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (pC96u)
I've got Sirius XM, but Shep is taking The Five's slot. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 05:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 05:04 PM (2cS/G)
Wonderful, he's such a compassionate guy - most Muslim's are.
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 05:04 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 05:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 22, 2016 05:05 PM (NeFrd)
I may scream FUCK YOU GOOSE when I go past. Gah I hate geese.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits
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Day-um, that's funny.
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2016 05:02 PM (57K5j)
Now now.... that's not nice...
Posted by: Mother Goose at July 22, 2016 05:05 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 05:05 PM (mL2BD)
So sad to contemplate the cathedrals and ancient churches.
In Stirling, Scotland, at the ancient Church of The Holy Rude, founded 1129, this elderly fellow showed us around. We donated money to the church and he said that is what is keeping it open, that membership is next to nothing. Tragic. This is the area where William Wallace fought for freedom.
I would LOVE to have a place like that to worship today. But I am olde fashioned.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 05:05 PM (581w0)
I saw something somewhere (I'm a big help, aren't I?) yesterday where some official said that Europe had a duty to allow in anyone who wanted in because it was the European thing to do.
It could work out well but it won't.
Posted by: all doubt removed at July 22, 2016 05:05 PM (WsWiu)
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 05:05 PM (uQh+H)
#DNCLeaks you lazy fucks couldn't edit out the credit card and social security numbers?
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Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (iQIUe)
I've got Sirius XM, but Shep is taking The Five's slot. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 05:04 PM (1ZOkK)
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Oh. Crum, I was about to turn it on.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 05:03 PM (bksJQ)
Well, he spends every weekend doing that.
Posted by: josephistan at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (7qAYi)
Yes, but if you're a mass shooter you're in a place where no one else is armed and you've got plenty of targets within 20 yards or less.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (r1fLd)
France will be in a permanent state of siege with mass attacks every week.
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Nah, they'll have it ironed out by then.
Leaders will be Muslim and everyone who is not Muslim will lead life as a second class citizen. "Dhimmi "
Search 'chaldean persecution in iraq' for an example.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Swans at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (581w0)
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/756553983250931712
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM (LdMbv)
Trump could come out against David.
My theory is that Trump thinks southern conservatives are into the KKK, and thus he plays coy.
Its what a NYC person thinks about a place like Arkansas.
I'm guessing he will eventually be told not to do this.
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM (UBBWX)
Geese? Geese are pussies.
Posted by: Swans at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
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(snorts contemptuously)
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM (pC96u)
Hoe kan ik u liefhebben?
Laat me de manieren tellen.
Ik heb u lief om de diepte en de breedte en hoogte
Van een oneindige vat.
Ik hou u op de hoogte van elke dag
Meest rustige behoefte, door zon en kaarslicht, met schone sok.
Ik heb u lief vrij, als mannen kiezen voor specerijen,
Ik heb u lief puur, zo zuiver als boter voor mijn koffie.
Ik heb u lief met de passie in gebruik genomen
In mijn oude sokken en verborgen onder het bed.
Ik heb u lief met een liefde die ik leek te verliezen
Met mijn verloren heiligen. Ik heb u lief met de adem,
Lachje, scheuren, van al mijn hele leven;
en, als Ace kiest,
Ik zal maar hou u beter na het banhammer valt.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM (ZwYB4)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (581w0)
What makes you think our country's brainwashed masses are dwindling? Serious question.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM (UBBWX)
It is still early. We might get TWO Islam Terrorist Atrocities before the day is out?
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 05:09 PM (uQh+H)
#DNCLeaks you lazy fucks couldn't edit out the credit card and social security numbers?
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Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (iQIUe)
Why edit them out? F*** them. Leave them there with the SSNs and addresses.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:09 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: A Moose at July 22, 2016 05:09 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2016 05:09 PM (XnpK8)
OT how is the kitty?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 05:09 PM (eU/yZ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 05:10 PM (lC04h)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:06 PM (evdj2)
Was a majestic goose?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:10 PM (0mRoj)
Dude does no care when people die. He just doesn't. See golfing 5 min. after American journalist beheading video released, going to a fundraiser after a full nights sleep during Benghazi attack.
I recall the press swooning over what a cool cucumber he was, they didn't get that he's a sociopath (or psychopath - I get them confused).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2016 04:48 PM
~~~~~
If only you could find some wurst in Germany---Most of the shops sell doner meat.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:10 PM (Lsu4e)
*****
There's a code for that:
2016 ICD-10-CM W61.59XS Other contact with goose, sequela
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 22, 2016 05:10 PM (NeFrd)
Now now.... that's not nice...
Posted by: Mother Goose
__________
Sorry. Grew up on a farm with way too damned many of your progeny. Mean SOBs.
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2016 05:11 PM (57K5j)
Leaked emails reveal Politico reporter made 'agreement' to send advanced Clinton story to DNC
Also Tapper...
#DNCLeaks
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:11 PM (0mRoj)
Wonderful, he's such a compassionate guy - most Muslim's are.
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 05:04 PM (3aBcq)
good
call out the pos
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 05:11 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Eyegore at July 22, 2016 05:11 PM (evdj2)
So BLM inspired crazies do a mass shooting. Next will be a anti-immigrant crazy. Then a school shooting.
Its like a fad, like anarchist bombings.
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:11 PM (UBBWX)
"I'm telling you, this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness."
No, that's not a Joseph Lucas joke, it's a movie quote.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 05:12 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 22, 2016 05:12 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
I'm not too good with 80s teen romance movies, maybe 16 Candles?
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 04:58 PM (7lVbc)
16 Candles is considered racist and a rapist movie now.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 05:12 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 05:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 05:12 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 05:12 PM (NiR1r)
I may scream F**K YOU GOOSE when I go past. Gah I hate geese.
****
As long as we're negotiating would anybody like to take a tern for the wurst?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (NeFrd)
Why edit them out? F*** them. Leave them there with the SSNs and addresses.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:09 PM (jxbfJ)
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The guy who was angry goes by the moniker @FuckConservatives.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (Tyii7)
I want a watch goose or swan.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (TlLUD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (IqV8l)
If the Son of Perdition was a stoner and all around fuckup.
That might make a funny movie script.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (evdj2)
Mr Smith will be ready for some deep loving if his shooter fantasy comes true.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:10 PM (Lsu4e)
Be sure to sign the blank on the back of your driver's license, so that you, too, can be a meat doner.
Posted by: Soylent Green Corp. at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: biancaneve at July 22, 2016 05:14 PM (3fayT)
Posted by: The Lutherans at July 22, 2016 05:14 PM (Tyii7)
Of course, nothing prevents home invaders from hollering POLICE! as they kick in your door.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 05:14 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 22, 2016 05:15 PM (06U2p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 05:15 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 05:15 PM (qUNWi)
Also, there is a theory that mass shootings/attacks have become a meme...once enough occur, other folks pick up the idea.
So BLM inspired crazies do a mass shooting. Next will be a anti-immigrant crazy. Then a school shooting.
Its like a fad, like anarchist bombings.
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:11 PM (UBBWX)
The appropriate response is to go after the killer(s), their family, friends and anyone else with links to the individual(s) who may have helped them. Raid homes, level buildings (in dramatic fashion no less), what ever it takes.The key is to put the fear of "you" into them so they will shudder with fear at the thought of repeating such a violent act (jihad).
Sounds horrible, violent and cruel. But guess what - only way to win this type battle is to race to the bottom first with twice the impact needed.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:15 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: Soylent Green Corp.
**cough**donor**cough**
Unless you're talking about having a bonor.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (O2RFr)
Whenever Alex comments I immediately picture Edna Mode.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 05:15 PM (qUNWi)
I was kinda hoping more like Helen Hunt
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (IqV8l)
Word.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (XnpK8)
I do think more rubble = less trouble should be tried.
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (UBBWX)
All this while Hillary is supposed to announce her veep.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 05:13 PM (IqV8l)
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Did anyone notice, Trump's event introducing Mike Pence also had to be canceled because of -- Christ, I can't even remember now, was it Nice? Yeah, Nice.
You barely get the flag raised back up to full staff these days when it's lowered again for another week.
Small victories for the terrorists, small victories that shall someday be great ones.
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (pC96u)
The scene of carnage within must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (evdj2)
409 I just don't understand it. These mass shootings are only supposed to happen in the US because of the eeeeevil NRA and Republicans.
Posted by: biancaneve at July 22, 2016 05:14 PM (3fayT)
Note... things were REALLY quiet in Cleveland... even after the threats of violence.
Gov. Kasich would not (and could not) suspend Open Carry...
some.... assembly... required...
Posted by: Mother Goose at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (qf6WZ)
#DNCLeaks: fundraiser crows about getting out of lunch w/ guy she's hitting up for $33k after he q's Victory Fund
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:18 PM (d6TTt)
The announcement has been delayed for some inexplicable reason.
*scratches head*
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 05:18 PM (ZnIt3)
some people are really into doo-doo in public.
We had one on our floor in college.
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:18 PM (UBBWX)
True story: years ago when I lived on a lake, the guy across the slough
fed the wild ducks and geese until they basically followed him around.
Over time he led them closer and closer to his garage until in the fall
when he would throw the feed actually into his garage, and when the
birds went in, he would shut the door, and we would never see them
again.
The scene of carnage within must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (evdj2)
And Donald Duck cried.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:18 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:15 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mother Goose at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 05:16 PM (LAe3v)
I know that. I was riffing on the typo, "doner meat" for "donair meat". Some people....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (evdj2)
That is like a horror movie for the Chicken.
"Don't go in there!" yelled at the screen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Roosters
Those are some eloquent birds.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
____________
We don't even bother waiting for the police cars to show up.
Posted by: Denver EPA Workers at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM (57K5j)
And Donald Duck cried.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:18 PM (jxbfJ)
Oh my God! Huey! Louie! Dewey! WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU??!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 05:20 PM (OKpu1)
Berniebots want Bernie to pull endorsement after the wikileaks dnc emails show the dnc was in collusion with Hills against Bernie.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:20 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mother Goose at July 22, 2016 05:20 PM (evdj2)
Off, avian sock.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (pC96u)
415: Have you ever read "The Three Conjectures"? You might find it interesting.
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (NiR1r)
Added to my "wish list" on amazon.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The chicken at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (581w0)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (O2RFr)
*scratches head*
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 05:18 PM (ZnIt3)
The fact that both VP announcements were delayed due to terror attacks kind of undermines Obama's Baconesque "all is calm", doesn't it?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (ZwYB4)
I agree the left politicizes everything.
My argument is that Americans/patriots suffer from normalcy bias in 2 ways:
-most won't admit the subversion and treason of the Left
-even when they do, refuse to confront it in any meaningful way
Sitting back and hoping that voting alone will solve the problem won't fix the rot.
Sitting back and hoping that SOMEONE ELSE fixes the problem won't fix anything.
We need to acknowledge that the problem is that bad, and we need to acknowledge that it will take our own efforts if we are going to fix it.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (swEzU)
one meal at a time.
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Swans at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
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(snorts contemptuously)
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM
Fuckin' pansies.
Posted by: Peacocks at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:15 PM (jxbfJ)
Actually... you need to go after the cause they perform the terrorist act for.
Every time there is an Islamic Terrorist attack in this country? Close the Mosque where they learned this doctrine for inciting violence.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Berniebots want Bernie to pull endorsement after the wikileaks dnc emails show the dnc was in collusion with Hills against Bernie.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:20 PM (iQIUe)
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Bruce, where are you getting the wikileaks newsbits?
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (pC96u)
.. and that's why you never take grain from strangers.
Posted by: Mother Goose at July 22, 2016 05:20 PM (evdj2)
Or it might have ergot.
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (XnpK8)
Berniebots want Bernie to pull endorsement after the wikileaks dnc emails show the dnc was in collusion with Hills against Bernie.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:20 PM (iQIUe)
Is anyone else genuinely concerned that next week's RNC will be one riot after another?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (Tyii7)
451 Geese? Geese are pussies.
Posted by: Swans at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
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(snorts contemptuously)
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM
Fuckin' pansies.
Posted by: Peacocks at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (bzd8I)
Boy.... I say boy.... you're all about as sharp as a box of rocks...
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
*****
Should have stuck your head in the garage and ask him if you could take a gander.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (581w0)
Um, it is an online essay by Richard Fernandez, aka "wretchard"
Type it into bing.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (bZ7mE)
Geese? Geese are pussies.
Posted by: Swans at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
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(snorts contemptuously)
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM
F***in' pansies.
Posted by: Peacocks
Big talk.
Posted by: Ostriches at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (LAe3v)
Berniebots want Bernie to pull endorsement after the wikileaks dnc emails show the dnc was in collusion with Hills against Bernie.
Whooop, dere it is.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 05:23 PM (mL2BD)
I do think more rubble = less trouble should be tried.
Posted by: Sexypig at July 22, 2016 05:17 PM (UBBWX)
Ask the Carthaginians?
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 05:23 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: Mother Goose
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Your rhymes were all right, but I always hated your shoes.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 22, 2016 05:23 PM (9mTYi)
That might have ruffled a few feathers.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:23 PM (evdj2)
Bruce, where are you getting the wikileaks newsbits?
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (pC96u)
========
twitter hashtag: #DNCLeaks
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
But only if you had your capon.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Emu at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (O2RFr)
Every time there is an Islamic Terrorist attack in
this country? Close the Mosque where they learned this doctrine for
inciting violence.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 22, 2016 05:21 PM (qf6WZ)
Close it? Nope. Give them 5 minutes to evacuate the building cause it is about it is about to become a crater. Then bury pigs there.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (jxbfJ)
The GOP is associated with "right wing" which is associated with a nasty past.
Maybe it's time for a new party after all.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (qCMvj)
When I was a kid the people who lived behind us had a goose instead of a dog. Whoever hit the baseball into their yard had to hop the fence and out run that mean fcuking goose to get it or it would bite the shit out of you. I think a real dog finally got the fcuker, I hated that thing.
Posted by: dartist at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (qmou8)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (XnpK8)
Posted by: Swans at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
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(snorts contemptuously)
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM
Fuckin' pansies.
Posted by: Peacocks
Whose bitches these be?
-Ostriches
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (OKpu1)
Yells at birds, "Duck!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mortimer at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (tHMRo)
I'm shocked. Shocked I say. How can this happen? This does not compute. Whyz? Clank click whirr eh. whaz. ooookk wirz zinglublook CLUNK
daisy, d a i s yyyy....
Posted by: Berniebot 2016 at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (lC04h)
Get me James Taylor on the phone.
Posted by: John Kerry, acting decisively at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (9mTYi)
Nope, nope, nope...
It is bad form to observe someone performing a felony like poaching out of season.
And down right dangerous too. Next thing you know, there is long pig hanging from the rafters.
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (uQh+H)
No Capes...
Edna Mode...
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (O2RFr)
You can leave your capon.
Posted by: Joe Cocker at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (GSdpU)
Ah, a well-adjusted family.
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: algore at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: Joe Cocker at July 22, 2016 05:26 PM (GSdpU)
I'm choking to death here.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (evdj2)
A friends neighbor had peacocks. They would make this warbling noise that eerily sounded like "Helpmehelpmehelpme" all the time. It was creepy.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (qCMvj)
I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: Zombie Reinhard Heydrich at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (bUgXG)
Hey - any actual news? So far this looks like the Boston bombing. Media cheering yay! Right wingers this time! So far though nothing that really dissuades me from thinking this is ROP.
Posted by: algore at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (kf1Nc)
so quick to say right wing, but never say the left or the left wing, ever
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 05:28 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (qCMvj)
So okay, what did the loon do or say now?
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:28 PM (d6TTt)
Yes. All they want to do is eat their waffles in pieces.
Posted by: Prez'nit Toonces at July 22, 2016 05:28 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (oQQwD)
Actually, next week's RNC will be quite calm because it ended yesterday.
Next week's DNC, on the other hand, might be a tad rowdy.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 05:29 PM (tEhtH)
Yells at birds, "Duck!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (NOIQH)
Yells "Disco. Disco duck".
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 05:29 PM (OKpu1)
Fuckin' pansies.
Posted by: Peacocks
Whose bitches these be?
-Ostriches///
Ours!
Posted by: ATC's Raptors at July 22, 2016 05:29 PM (mRvs9)
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Bwahahahah. Hop over my fence and see how it goes. And, btw, that ball is mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's neighbor's German Shepard at July 22, 2016 05:29 PM (9mTYi)
1968 just emailed me to say that Hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:29 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at July 22, 2016 05:29 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (3aBcq)
Yea, thanks a lot.
Posted by: The Fly, from inside the Peacock at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (KvWlw)
That's why I want some geese. Or maybe a peacock.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (TlLUD)
Posted by: NativeNH at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (+k6Wu)
Posted by: tubal
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'Vote your conscience'.
Same motto that the Perot promoters used.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's neighbor's German Shepard at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (9mTYi)
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I wouldn't recommend it unless you're e a guinea.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (BbZCk)
The appropriate response is to go after the killer(s), their family,
friends and anyone else with links to the individual(s) who may have
helped them. Raid homes, level buildings (in dramatic fashion no less),
what ever it takes.The key is to put the fear of "you" into them so they
will shudder with fear at the thought of repeating such a violent act
(jihad)
I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: Zombie Reinhard Heydrich at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (bUgXG)
How much more are we, as a society, going to take this from them? I'm not military, but isn't that basically how you win a war? The "hearts and minds" trick only got troops killed and they still hate us.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Swans at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
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(snorts contemptuously)
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM
Fuckin' pansies.
Posted by: Peacocks
Whose bitches these be?
-Ostriches
You're all so adorable!
Posted by: Titanis walleri at July 22, 2016 05:31 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
That'll be enough out of you, bird-brain.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 05:31 PM (tEhtH)
Geese? Geese are pussies.
Posted by: Seamus at July 22, 2016 05:07 PM (0mRoj)
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(snorts contemptuously)
Posted by: Roosters at July 22, 2016 05:08 PM
F***in' pansies.
Posted by: Peacocks
Big talk.
Posted by: Ostriches
++++++++++++
Bitchez, please.
Posted by: Emus ---Pipe hittin mfkrs at July 22, 2016 05:31 PM (tHMRo)
And he said this is Vienna today! Awesome timing Mr. Ed.
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 05:31 PM (3aBcq)
twitter hashtag: #DNCLeaks
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:24 PM (iQIUe)
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Thanks.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:31 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Grump
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Except, Daly's cops were damned handy with nightsticks and riot batons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's neighbor's German Shepard at July 22, 2016 05:32 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 05:32 PM (mL2BD)
Next week's DNC, on the other hand, might be a tad rowdy.
Posted by: O
Yeap. And pretty much a freak show. Like the Midway of a seedy rural carnival, with a various collection of stringy, tatted up barkers, and an eclectic assortment of misfits and unfortunates as the exhibits.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:32 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Zombie Reinhard Heydrich at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (bUgXG)
It's called "collective punishment" and it's gotten a bad odor because it was used, inappropriately, by the likes of Heydrich in support of a war of conquest, and occupation of a sovereign nation.
Using it against alien islamist invaders is a horse of a different color.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:32 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 22, 2016 05:32 PM (UPYhp)
Hey - any actual news? So far this looks like the Boston bombing. Media cheering yay! Right wingers this time! So far though nothing that really dissuades me from thinking this is ROP.
Posted by: algore at July 22, 2016 05:27 PM (kf1Nc)
so quick to say right wing, but never say the left or the left wing, ever
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 05:28 PM (
You too can confuse the story!
Get on twitter and send your eyewitness account, "They were screaming, Die Capitalist Pigs!"
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 05:32 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 05:33 PM (2cS/G)
Next week's DNC, on the other hand, might be a tad rowdy.
I wonder if Bernie delegates will have anything to say about the email re: collusion.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 05:33 PM (mL2BD)
#DNCLeaks: Clinton campaign arranged call with editor to try and squash Victory Funds money laundering story
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:33 PM (iQIUe)
477 >Should have stuck your head in the garage and ask him if you could take a gander.
Yells at birds, "Duck!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:25 PM (NOIQH)
Yells "Disco. Disco duck".
I cry "fowl!"
Posted by: algore at July 22, 2016 05:33 PM (kf1Nc)
He. is. neither. normal.nor. psychologically. balanced.
Oh, and eff every reporter in the room who laughed at his dumb-ass joke.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 22, 2016 05:33 PM (oQQwD)
Scroll down and read the highlighted lines....
http://tinyurl.com/z9tyrs3
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 05:33 PM (Enq6K)
BTW, to all interested: linky to the three conjectures in my nic.
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 05:33 PM (NiR1r)
Now why do they never include *left-wing* or progressive in these lists?
ALF, ELF, #BLM, etc - all left-wing terrorists (though #BLM not a German thing).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:34 PM (NOIQH)
The video of the guy shooting outside McDonalds looks like a drunk guy to me.
The most reliable Krautish source says "we really don't know anything".
Dead shooter guy might be the only shooter guy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2016 05:34 PM (1xUj/)
But it required a commitment to the program, and the generals wanted search & destroy and body counts.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 22, 2016 05:34 PM (swEzU)
of a seedy rural carnival, with a various collection of stringy, tatted
up barkers, and an eclectic assortment of misfits and unfortunates as
the exhibits.
Posted by: tubal
Which every MSM camera will somehow miss in favor of movie stars.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2016 05:34 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Damn radical Agnostics. Allahu Ackbar is arabic for "if God exists, he'd probably want us to do this. Or not."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: The Fly, from inside the Peacock at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 05:22 PM (581w0)
The comments on him being inappropriate are priceless and have lots of uptwinkles.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: NativeNH at July 22, 2016 05:30 PM (+k6Wu)
Hey, so do we.
Posted by: ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, NYT, etc. at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (tEhtH)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (evdj2)
There are options apart from "roll over and play dead" and "go middle eastern tribal warfare/genocide," I'd imagine. Granted, middle eastern tribal feuding tactics might get middle easterners' attention quickly, but OTOH feuds tend to go on and on rather than come to the quick decisive conclusion that Westerners, including those advocating collective punishment, tend to desire.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (bZ7mE)
I wonder if Bernie delegates will have anything to say about the email re: collusion.
Get the various factions fighting by tweeting shit about "other groups" getting a bigger slice of the FSA pie.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 05:36 PM (OKpu1)
Would we be (gulp) profiling by now? Would Obama and the Democrats reflexive response be to say, let's not jump to conclusions? Would he refuse to acknowledge a problem with a particular group? (he seems to have no issue with stating that he thinks our police as a group have a problem). Would our President warn against backlash against Christians or southerners? Or white males? Would the churches and other gathering places be checked out with a pretty hard eye? Would he classify their motives as "perhaps never known?" or would he simply say that these are hateful barbarians that need to be stopped in their tracks and stopped now?
Rhetorical questions I suppose, but seriously wondering.
Posted by: RM at July 22, 2016 05:36 PM (U3LtS)
Now why do they never include *left-wing* or progressive in these lists?
ALF, ELF, #BLM, etc - all left-wing terrorists (though #BLM not a German thing).
There's never been any left-wing terrorism in Germany.
Posted by: Ulrike Meinhof at July 22, 2016 05:37 PM (bUgXG)
Oh by the way, did anyone ask Nieto about the high rate of cartel activity in his country and how they terrorize their citizens? How about why so many Mexican citizens want to flood into the US illegally? Of course not.
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2016 05:37 PM (oiNtH)
I don't or I would.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (kXoT0)
>>-Ostriches
I don't know about them, but don't think you're going anywhere, just put your head back in the ground and take it like a...uh, burd.
Posted by: Cassowary Mob at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: The Fly, from inside the Peacock at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
____________
She was speaking Austrian.
Posted by: Low Information President at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (57K5j)
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (bUgXG)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (0mRoj)
True.
But if you drop a tribe from 100 members to 10 members ...
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (OKpu1)
Waiting for his chance to pounce on American rights.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Cassowary Mob at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's neighbor's German Shepard at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (NiR1r)
True.
But if you drop a tribe from 100 members to 10 members ...
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 05:38 PM (OKpu1)
Inverse decimation? Kinky...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (0mRoj)
Didn't watch the video, but...he talked about Malia going off to college? Thought she was taking a "gap year"?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (d6TTt)
That was the neighbors to the east. A bit more of a challenge timing wise and tended to piss the dog off more and more each time. We donated more than one baseball to Pepe. Funny thing is, they had 3 Shepards, one after the other, and all of them were named Pepe.
Posted by: dartist at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (qmou8)
Should have stuck your head in the garage and ask him if you could take a gander.
That quacks me up
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (tEhtH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (Nwg0u)
They do have a distinctive and disturbing call.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: spypeach at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: oooooh at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (KvWlw)
Make them set up their beds in department store windows, with no security details or locks on the store doors. They MUST spend 80% of their nights doing this.
Those that survive the first few weeks might have a change of heart.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (gyKtp)
Five suspects have now been charged over Nice attack.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Low Information President
Or Australian. They both confuse the shit out of him
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (8ikIW)
Didn't watch the video, but...he talked about Malia going off to college? Thought she was taking a "gap year"?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (NOIQH)
Types, thinks about it, deletes.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (d6TTt)
That quacks me up
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (lKyWE)
Poaching wildfowl in wholesale numbers like that takes a lot of pluck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (GSdpU)
Another week of sticking it to The Man comes to an end. Off to Walmart to buy some cinnamon and creatine.
Better Living through Chemistry!
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (evdj2)
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Why? Is there a situation?
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (B+dO6)
Posted by: Low Information President
Or Australian. They both confuse the shit out of him
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (8ikIW)
Put anuzzer shrimp on zee barbie, ja?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 05:35 PM (3aBcq)
I was thinking a Bernie boi.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 05:42 PM (tEhtH)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 22, 2016 05:42 PM (XnpK8)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2016 05:42 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (xVgrA)
Ooooh...they're gonna get 5 years each at least!
Posted by: Emu at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (LYCUN)
TV talking Head says that Obamao is in the Situation Room. '
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Why? Is there a situation?
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (B+dO6)
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No, he just wants to sit.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (pC96u)
That quacks me up
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 05:40 PM (lKyWE)
Poaching wildfowl in wholesale numbers like that takes a lot of pluck.
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Maybe he was stuffing a pillow. Or a mattress.
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM
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Not a typo! I meant "doner meat"---as in the doner kebabs that are as common in Germany as curry shops in England.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!!
She found what she was looking for.
IYKWIM
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (8ikIW)
Poaching wildfowl in wholesale numbers like that takes a lot of pluck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It's straight up cuckoo if ask me.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (BbZCk)
Ooooh...they're gonna get 5 years each at least!
Posted by: Emu at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (qUNWi)
Time served and 100 hours of community service.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: the Sheep at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (GSdpU)
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and now the Budwieser commercial is on a loop playing in my head.
Bud
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (B+dO6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:19 PM
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Not a typo! I meant "doner meat"---as in the doner kebabs that are as common in Germany as curry shops in England.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (Lsu4e)
That's made from Long Pork isn't it?
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Why????
This is a crisis in Germany - what could he possible do to help?
He wasn't in the Situation Room during the bin Laden raid OR the Benghazi attacks, FFS.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (NOIQH)
I thought so too, but, then she did that intern gig where she got drunk, etc. So maybe Mrs. Robinson, the person really raising the spawn decided Malia needed to get that college degree while the getting was good. Remember how long it took to pull Spawn Chelz through college and in the end, if I remember, correctly, they deemed she had enough credits plus World Experience to give her a degree.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: IrishEi
Bring em to our party.
Posted by: George Donner at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (UPYhp)
With secret service bodyguards. Not really the same worries most parents have.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (0mRoj)
...and some pretty harsh language.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (tEhtH)
Or "Donner" meat, as it what Alferd Packer ate...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:43 PM (Lsu4e)
Here in Canada, they spell it "donair". And in the USA, they spell it "gyro". Go figure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: f'd at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM (KvWlw)
Would we be (gulp) profiling by now? Would Obama and the Democrats reflexive response be to say, let's not jump to conclusions? Would he refuse to acknowledge a problem with a particular group? (he seems to have no issue with stating that he thinks our police as a group have a problem). Would our President warn against backlash against Christians or southerners? Or white males? Would the churches and other gathering places be checked out with a pretty hard eye? Would he classify their motives as "perhaps never known?" or would he simply say that these are hateful barbarians that need to be stopped in their tracks and stopped now?
Rhetorical questions I suppose, but seriously wondering.
Posted by: RM at July 22, 2016 05:36 PM (U3LtS)
You would all be in camps and your kids would be taken away for "deprogramming" in American Psychiatric Association approved institutions.
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (JO9+V)
I thought it was popular at parties.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM (0mRoj)
With secret service bodyguards. Not really the same worries most parents have.
Posted by: Willy J
I don't know. Those secret service guys are kinda rapey
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!!
She found what she was looking for.
IYKWIM
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (8ikIW)
A college that will coddle her in a way that will make NCAA Athletics scandals look like pillars of virtue?
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM (z/Ubi)
Maybe it's not Germany they're worried about.
http://tinyurl.com/hb9ney8
Posted by: dartist at July 22, 2016 05:47 PM (qmou8)
Waiting for his chance to pounce on American rights.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM
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Of course. Goes to the Situation Room for a terrorist attack thousands of miles away in another country. Just like he did for Benghazi. Oh wait...
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:47 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 05:47 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2016 05:47 PM (HQP2c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Huh. We say potato and you say "Hey, lets fry em, and put gravy and cheese on them.
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:48 PM (8ikIW)
Why????
This is a crisis in Germany - what could he possible do to help?
He wasn't in the Situation Room during the bin Laden raid OR the Benghazi attacks, FFS.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)
Lizzy, my opinion is it's just made up bullshit by the press.
Everyone knows the guy is worthless.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:48 PM (d6TTt)
Doner meat is people. If you check that box when you get your driver's license that's where you end up. They don't tell you that though if they did no one would check the box.
Posted by: f'd at July 22, 2016 05:48 PM (KvWlw)
etc. So maybe Mrs. Robinson, the person really raising the spawn
decided Malia needed to get that college degree while the getting was
good. Remember how long it took to pull Spawn Chelz through college and
in the end, if I remember, correctly, they deemed she had enough
credits plus World Experience to give her a degree.
Never heard about the intern business - details!
Also, Chelsea had a nervous breakdown and took tome off from Stanford when the Lewinsky scandal broke.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:48 PM (NOIQH)
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He's been doing that dopey praying hands minibow like an Indian (call center, not casino) holy man lately. Drives me up the wall.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 05:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 05:49 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 05:41 PM (B+dO6)
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No, he just wants to sit.
Posted by: iforgot
ValJar: Okay, Barry, what now?
[listens]
ValJar: They're just making a pun Barry.
[listens]
ValJar: Yes, you are the butt of the joke.
[listens]
ValJar: No, I'm not making a pun too.
[listens]
ValJar: No, we're not calling the IRS in... yet.
*click*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 05:49 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:48 PM (8ikIW)
Brown or white? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2016 05:49 PM (3ZoRf)
Make them set up their beds in department store windows, with no
security details or locks on the store doors. They MUST spend 80% of
their nights doing this.
Those that survive the first few weeks might have a change of heart.
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Excellent idea, thanks!
Posted by: TV Reality Show Writers of America at July 22, 2016 05:49 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 05:49 PM (PFoqq)
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:48 PM (8ikIW)
Poutine on the ritz!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM (0mRoj)
...and some pretty harsh language.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (tEhtH)
"What you did was very naughty, and we hope you've learned your lesson."
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (0mRoj)
.....
Must have moved happy hour.
Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Lizzy
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As I recall, Amy Carter was thrown out of BU.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM
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I think it's made from doner livers. Possibly of Chinese or NorK origin.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (OKpu1)
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Why? Is there a situation?
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It is the biggest, most urgent crisis he has faced since 2012.
Hillary's polls are tanking!
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (uQh+H)
My friend said yes that is interesting but did you know that I can make your fingers wiggle? And he did. And he did other amazing, miraculous things such as blink my eyes and turn my head. Then he said in a voice like thunder "of course, silly, I'm in your head. We are all in your head."
Then I laughed , and laughed, and laughed and laughed until Medicine Time.
Posted by: Glenn Beck in a straitjacket at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (tHMRo)
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Munich: Another senseless air conditioner tragedy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 05:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at July 22, 2016 05:51 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 05:39 PM (NOIQH)
I thought so too, but, then she did that intern gig where she got drunk, etc. So maybe Mrs. Robinson, the person really raising the spawn decided Malia needed to get that college degree while the getting was good. Remember how long it took to pull Spawn Chelz through college and in the end, if I remember, correctly, they deemed she had enough credits plus World Experience to give her a degree.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 05:45 PM (kXoT0)
And where she got to watch Brian Williams' daughter get a rimmer.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2016 05:51 PM (1xUj/)
Actually, I know a guy who runs a septic tank company. He's pretty smart.
Posted by: f'd at July 22, 2016 05:51 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2016 05:49 PM (3ZoRf)
Brown gravy, anywhere I have had it. Poutine is yummy. You can feel your arteries clogging with every single bite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:51 PM (GSdpU)
From Reddit user "klyka":
Balcony Man: "You fucking Asshole you..."Shooter: "Because of you I was bullied for 7 years..."
Balcony Man: "You wanker you. you're a wanker"Shooter: "...and now I have to buy a gun to shoot you"
Balcony Man: "a gun! fuck off! your head should be cut off/open you asshole"Shooter and Balcony man shouting at each otherBalcony Man apparently to people filming: "He's got a gun here the guy has one"Unseen voice: "Shit/Fucking Turks!"Balcony Man: "Shit/Fucking Kanacken" (derogatory term for people of Middle Eastern descent)Balcony man to someone else : "EY! HE'S GOT A GUN! He has loaded his gun! Get the cops here! He's walking around here the wanker!"Shooter: "I am German."
Balcony Man: "You're a wanker is what you are"Shooter: "Stop filming!"
Balcony Man: "A wanker is what you are, what the fuck are you doing?"Shooter: "Yeah what, I was born here!"
Balcony Man: "Yeah and what the fuck you think you're doing???"Shooter: "I grew up here in the Hartz 4 (unemployment benefits in Germany) area, in the [unintelligible] region here in Hasenbergl.
Balcony Man and Shooter talk at same time, can't make it out.Shooter says something about "Stationäre Behandlung" which is "stationary treatment" like in a psychiatryBalcony Man says something like "Yeah treatment is something for you"Shooter: "I haven't done anything here for [unintelligible]"
Shooter: "Shut your snout/mouth, sir" (He is using the German "Sie" which is a politer form, Schnauze is "snout" and a slang)
Balcony Man: "You cunt you"Balcony Man: "HEY! HE'S ON THE UPPER FLOOR HERE [unintelligible]"Filming man goes into cover, shooter starts firing.Balcony man calls him a cunt again.Balcony man: "They must have been shitting into your head" (A German slang for "Your mind is fucked up)Shooter: "They have not! They have NOT, that's the thing! They have NOT!"
Video ends.
Posted by: Alex at July 22, 2016 05:52 PM (7Yy8M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM
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Sheesh. You Canadians---so hoity-toity, always putting on airs.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:52 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 05:52 PM (2dCY8)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 05:44 PM
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I think it's made from doner livers. Possibly of Chinese or NorK origin.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:50 PM (Lsu4e)
The donors did not provide them willingly.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 05:52 PM (4e+hS)
Balcony man: "They must have been shitting into your head"
Shooter: "They have not! They have NOT, that's the thing! They have NOT!"
Posted by: Alex at July 22, 2016 05:53 PM (7Yy8M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:46 PM
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Sheesh. You Canadians---so hoity-toity, always putting on airs.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 05:52 PM (Lsu4e)
Don't you mean poutine on airs?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:54 PM (0mRoj)
But that's no reason to not engage in unhinged speculation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2016 05:51 PM (1xUj/)
"We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing"..
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:54 PM (d6TTt)
http://tinyurl.com/ps5sa45
(Daily Mail)
in 2015, Malia was at a beer pong party at Brown U. According to at least one tweet, she was doing shots and playing beer pong. She's underage of course.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 22, 2016 05:54 PM (gyKtp)
Nothing says 'sporting event' like hurling verbal insults at an armed man intent on mass slaughter.
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 05:54 PM (B+dO6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Oops. It was Brown University, not Boston.
Anyhow, the media handled it as "She decided not to return.."
The unspoken: ".. to the school that ejected her."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 05:54 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Heading to Montreal and Quebec City in September. I think more then one will be eaten.
I've had it, in Florida. I'm thinking it's like getting Chicago Style pizza in Florida.
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:55 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Doner people at July 22, 2016 05:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Munich Police Chief at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (57K5j)
Diversity is not an unqualified good. Why are people so stupid that they cannot see this? Diversity is neutral, depending on what kind of elements you are dealing with.
Posted by: Yuimetal at July 22, 2016 05:55 PM (Jxlgh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 05:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2016 05:55 PM (27WlQ)
Posted by: Munich Police Chief at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (57K5j)
Diversity is not an unqualified good. Why are people so stupid that they cannot see this? Diversity is neutral, depending on what kind of elements you are dealing with.
Posted by: Yuimetal at July 22, 2016 05:55 PM (Jxlgh)
A bowl containing ice cream, broken glass and cow shit is diverse. Doesn't make it good.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:56 PM (0mRoj)
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/22/shots-fired-munich-shopping-mall/
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 05:56 PM (xVgrA)
Not a putting green but Barry is the 19th hole
Posted by: Reggie Love at July 22, 2016 05:57 PM (mRvs9)
Here's the transalation of what he said:
https://goo.gl/dlMcIY
I dont think the kraut msm is translating some of the slurs which is confusing people, you wankers!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 05:57 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:56 PM
Hmmmm...
Posted by: Guy that fed a cop broken glaas in a burger at July 22, 2016 05:58 PM (71OEY)
This. A German terminally pissed off about refugees isn't going to kill a bunch of other Germans in a shopping mall.
I was in Munich five years ago or so. Unless things have changed pretty drastically Marienplatz is where you find students and tourists.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 22, 2016 05:58 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:56 PM (0mRoj)
Probably helps with sticking to the diet though.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 05:58 PM (ZwYB4)
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I'll put $1 on Autons if it hasn't been claimed yet
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 05:58 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Mr Wankers at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (3aBcq)
* adjusts tinfoil hat *
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (57K5j)
in 2015, Malia was at a beer pong party at Brown U. According to at least one tweet, she was doing shots and playing beer pong. She's underage of course.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 22, 2016 05:54 PM (gyKtp)
I find it interesting that she is hanging with a bunch of white girls. Was that from eight years at Sidwell Friends?
Posted by: Moki at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (ezHMO)
I've had it, in Florida. I'm thinking it's like getting Chicago Style pizza in Florida.
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 05:55 PM (8ikIW)
Poutine used to be almost exclusively Quebec phenomenon, but it has spread nation-wide in recent years, and even Mickey D's sells it now.
When you are in Quebec, be sure to try tourtiere. It is a very rich pork-based meat pie, with both an upper and lower crust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: BuckIV at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (CLfqv)
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But that's not who we a . . ., ah, who am I kidding, that exactly who we are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 06:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2016 06:00 PM (HQP2c)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 05:54 PM
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Ooooooo. Very good.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 06:00 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Damiano at July 22, 2016 06:00 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I will! Thank you.
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 06:01 PM (8ikIW)
TV talking Head says that Obamao is in the Situation Room.
Maybe it's not Germany they're worried about.
http://tinyurl.com/hb9ney8
Posted by: dartist at July 22, 2016 05:47 PM (qmou
What, he not make par on the 12 hole?
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 06:01 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 06:02 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 06:02 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2016 06:03 PM (XnpK8)
Obviously don't know if true and some saying fake account, possibly to lure people there? Or, fake account period. Regardless, it has been twittered around.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 06:03 PM (581w0)
Posted by: BuckIV at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (CLfqv)
"Right wing". How cute, but isn't that code language for Republicans, Christians, and Conservatives?
Yeah, fuck them in particular.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 06:03 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 06:02 PM (4e+hS)
So is this fruit a foot fetishist?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 06:04 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 06:04 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Hollywood Argyles at July 22, 2016 06:04 PM (GSdpU)
Yeah, fuck them in particular.
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Because steel toed boots and argyle socks ////
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 06:04 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2016 06:05 PM (XnpK8)
Mmmmmm....never mind.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2016 06:05 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at July 22, 2016 06:05 PM (NuElX)
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She's speaking now, but I couldn't tell you about what as the TV is on mute, and I'm reading the comments here.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: My Sedona at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (B+dO6)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (MSffI)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (581w0)
Posted by: @votermom
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For the love of God, I hope that's all he was stuffing.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (BbZCk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (XnpK8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:06 PM (9mTYi)
I'm starving and there's dead people laying around...
I'm not sayin I'm just sayin...
What?
Posted by: Emu at July 22, 2016 06:07 PM (qUNWi)
I thought these shootings didn't occur in European countries?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (1JnAL)"
That is correct. Our President told us that mass shootings don't happen in other place, only in the United States. Since Our President is always right, these news reports must be vicious lies spread by Donald Trump. Why do the media repeat Trump's lies? If only Our President would round them up the way the president of Turkey is doing. That would teach the Media to only tell the truth.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 06:07 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at July 22, 2016 06:07 PM (NuElX)
"Right-Wing = Anyone not of The Hive.
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2016 06:05 PM (XnpK
It's scary the extent to which the modern Left has become the Borg Collective minus the implants so far, ain't it?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 22, 2016 06:07 PM (HalrA)
Obviously don't know if true and some saying fake account, possibly to lure people there? Or, fake account period. Regardless, it has been twittered around.
Should have tweeted out a rare pokemon go character was there.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 06:08 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Bottom Barry Soetoro at July 22, 2016 06:08 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 22, 2016 06:08 PM (06U2p)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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Just acutely aware of shoes. He probably has dozens of pairs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:08 PM (9mTYi)
I'm starving and there's dead people laying around...
I'm not sayin I'm just sayin...
What?
Posted by: Emu at July 22, 2016 06:07 PM (qUNWi
*glares*
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 06:08 PM (z/Ubi)
Nothing says 'sporting event' like hurling verbal insults at an armed man intent on mass slaughter.
Well, if you don't have anything else to hurl...
Some parts of the US they'd have shot him with more than a camera.
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 22, 2016 06:08 PM (VAm5e)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen
We were planning on a European trip. We have been to Europe back in 2007, but it's just toooooooo freaking crazy there.
Montreal is a halfway point. Then on to Quebec City.
I just hope the Frenchies don't want me to speak too much French to them. I can do German and Spanish a little, French is wayyyy to goofy to figure out in 2 months
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 06:09 PM (8ikIW)
Why did I read that in Brit English?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 06:10 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 22, 2016 06:10 PM (XXuPy)
Bringlish?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:10 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Emu at July 22, 2016 06:10 PM (qUNWi)
At least Trump had the decency to cancel his VP press conference after the Nice attack.
Tone.Deaf.Beyotch.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 06:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I had seen that in the Frommers guide. Thank you for the reminder.
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 06:11 PM (8ikIW)
Why????
This is a crisis in Germany - what could he possible do to help?
_________
Resign?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 06:11 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 06:11 PM (0mRoj)
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If you can't have a gun, one would think you would at least make a sling shot.
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 06:11 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 06:11 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 06:12 PM (d6TTt)
Probably saved people by taking the terrorists attention away from victims close to him.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 06:12 PM (mRvs9)
Someone on Reddit translated the parking garage / balcony exchange. It's people yelling abuse at the shooter, calling him a cunt and a wanker, and someone yelling "Fucking foreigners," with him responding "I'm German, I was born here, grew up in public housing."
From Reddit user "klyka":
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WOW. Sounds like a few Germans are sufficiently PO'd.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 06:12 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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Just acutely aware of shoes. He probably has dozens of pairs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:08 PM (9mTYi)
You'd think that would be Robert Reich. Shoes are pretty much on eye level for him.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 06:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 06:13 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I had seen that in the Frommers guide. Thank you for the reminder.
Posted by: Bruce
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If I had recommended that on the ONT, it would have elicited many a vulgar response.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:13 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 06:13 PM (iQIUe)
At least Trump had the decency to cancel his VP press conference after the Nice attack.
Tone.Deaf.Beyotch.
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What's a few more bodies to Hillary?
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 06:13 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Uncle Saul at July 22, 2016 06:14 PM (06U2p)
And perfect timing of photos, 11 minutes after a spokesperson for Merkel states "not terrorist attack" or some squatch. Ok!
Tell that to the Muslim woman in McDonalds who saw children shot by someone saying lulu ackbar.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 06:14 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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Also, bootlicker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:14 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:13 PM (9mTYi)
Ah, but this is the genteel afternoon crew.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 06:14 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at July 22, 2016 06:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2016 06:15 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Moki at July 22, 2016 05:59 PM (ezHMO)
It's a lot safer than the alternative.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 06:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 06:15 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 06:15 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 06:16 PM (581w0)
But it is what it is. Too bad the Germans don't have the means to sort more effectively.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 22, 2016 06:17 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: tubal
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Weirdly, ONTers regard daywalkers as dangerously psychotic. I've never figured it out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:17 PM (9mTYi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbdb1eWFaho
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 06:17 PM (bUgXG)
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 06:17 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 06:19 PM (Enq6K)
Yeah, Quebec City is what my husband says will be our destination. Of course we have not seen a lot of USA, either, so he firmly believes in staying over here. We'll see what happens, I guess. Was planning to go back to Quebec City someday, regardless.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 06:20 PM (581w0)
Montreal smoked meat is a poor cousin of NY corned beef...just sayin.
Posted by: Uncle Saul
It may be. But I like to do the when in Rome type of thing....Plus I love to eat
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2016 06:20 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 06:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: tubal
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Weirdly, ONTers regard daywalkers as dangerously psychotic. I've never figured it out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:17 PM (9mTYi)
I went there a couple of times. It was like strolling into a Harley shop wearing Tommy Bahamas drinking a smoothie.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2016 06:21 PM (d6TTt)
-it happened on the anniversary of the Nordic attack by the NEO Not-zee guy.
-the NEO-Not-Zee guy was heavily influenced by unidentified/unspecified 'far-right" American groups.
-there are lots of people in Germany who are upset about immigrants.
That's a lot of info to get from an anniversary date.
Posted by: vivi at July 22, 2016 06:31 PM (11H2y)
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You haven't lived until you wander into a Harley store in St. Petersburg, Russia where everyone is tattooed and only speaks Russian.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 06:33 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: vivi at July 22, 2016 06:33 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2016 06:17 PM (9mTYi)
I went there a couple of times. It was like strolling into a Harley shop wearing Tommy Bahamas drinking a smoothie.
Posted by: tubal
****
Just for that I'm going to microwave all your pets!
At least, that's what the aliens are telling me to do.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 22, 2016 06:35 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 06:45 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 22, 2016 06:47 PM (rlSsZ)
Posted by: vivi at July 22, 2016 06:33 PM (11H2y)
It's true, actually. Germans love guns and have a lot of shooting societies and sport shooting clubs. There are shooting festivals. In Germany you don't find the sort of people you find in, say, NYC who've never seen an actual gun and break into a cold sweat if one should be near.
But Germans don't consider self defence to be a reason to own a gun, and there's no first amendment. Owning a gun in Germany is like driving in the US - a privilege the government can take away on a whim. There are strict rules about where you can store and transport your gun, and if you're under 25 you need a psych eval.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 22, 2016 06:50 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 06:53 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, Vt at July 22, 2016 07:10 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: vivi at July 22, 2016 07:11 PM (11H2y)
I guess Shep is emboldened now with Roger gone. Full libtard.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 07:12 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2016 07:15 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at July 22, 2016 06:15 PM (0mRoj)
you can get it the can.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 07:56 PM (P/kVC)
Shep, about those boots...you dimwitted buffoon. You based your entire story on boots. Ok!
Meanwhile, Jake Tapper just hosed you. To be honest I changed the channel immediately when you were yapping about boots and CNN had the muslim lady talking about the man in black shooting children in McDonald's while shouting alleyopp snackbar.
Tell me, who is fair and balanced here? Unafraid? bah. And I don't even like CNN...but am starting to like FOX less.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 08:08 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 08:08 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: dookuvader at July 22, 2016 08:34 PM (3X7Fy)
http://www.n-tv.de/politik/02-26-Taeter-von-Muenchen-identifiziert-article18256586.html
(Update 2:26)
Posted by: Katja at July 22, 2016 08:39 PM (F5Yub)
Posted by: Katja at July 22, 2016 08:42 PM (F5Yub)
in the deadly shopping mall rampage had dual German-Iranian nationality
and his motive was 'completely unclear'."
Posted by: algore at July 22, 2016 09:21 PM (kf1Nc)
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at July 22, 2016 10:28 PM (4JRbd)
Too bad for the haters
Posted by: Him at July 23, 2016 09:02 PM (bJmbC)
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