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Multiple Dead Feared in Shooting in Munich Mall Fast Food Court
Note this has not been related to terrorism yet, and also keep in mind there are plenty of mass shootings having nothing to do with Islamism. Still, given the recent up-tempoing of ISIS attacks on soft targets where civilians gather in Europe, one certainly has suspicions in that direction. Police: Up to 15 Dead. More horror. Corrected: It happened in Munich, not Berlin.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 01:43 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 01:44 PM (JZXq5)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 22, 2016 01:44 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: SimonGruber at July 22, 2016 01:44 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (qCMvj)
We're gonna run out of colors for ribbons arent we.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (PFoqq)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Msnbc et al. at July 22, 2016 01:46 PM (Srfki)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 01:46 PM (tEhtH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 22, 2016 01:46 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Erick Erickson and Jay Cost at July 22, 2016 01:46 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 01:46 PM (tEhtH)
If he hadn't nailed 95 feces to the church door. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (RfIsX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Extremely soft targets.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (OKpu1)
I'm always hoping I'm not the only one that is not a soft target in a mall.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (lC04h)
Posted by: brak at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (MJuTN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (RfIsX)
Are you moonlighting with the Munich Police pubic affairs dept.?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (Ffw22)
As always, the first reports are typically bullshit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - In Florida at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (ax0TX)
this is the one where the famous clock is
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Munich Police at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (MNzex)
Posted by: Sharon at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Long Chu at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (oea40)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (2cS/G)
Only countries that allow legal ownership of black scary guns have mass shootings
Posted by: Tyler at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (VH1Q/)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2016 01:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at July 22, 2016 01:50 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 01:50 PM (TJCSB)
Dennis Farina died
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Dude. He died like a year or so ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:50 PM (27m1/)
And allow rampant rape, sexual assault, etc etc.
Why, life under a Muslim Theocracy sounds just... peachy, don't it?
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 01:50 PM (IQzhs)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
Some of our malls legitimately post legal "no carry" signs.
Of which, I don't patronize.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
Malls are high targets
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I've been expecting an Atrocity at local ones for about a year now. It's getting creepy at especially 2 of them. Many kids would be victims and I simply don't take my kid to them anymore. Seriously spooked.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (wmxwV)
Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (ZnIt3)
Sie haben eine freund . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Long Chu at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (oea40)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: model_1066 at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (AevHp)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (wmxwV)
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (Ffw22)
Clop, clop, clop . . .
BANG!
Clop, clop, clop . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (txdEq)
The pistol what shoots that flag with the word "BANG!" on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (ZnIt3)
29 Get James Taylor on the phone, stat!
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM
Posted by: Tex at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (Tto6v)
Dennis Farina died
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Again??? Poor bastard.
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i'm sure that won't stop him from voting in the fall
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (/CIN4)
Posted by: Radar at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (b6jcm)
Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Now that would piss me off.
Posted by: Obama at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (tf/6I)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 01:49 PM (2cS/G)
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I don't know about that. Berlin was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (Fmupd)
In a related note, I cook the bacon now.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (IQzhs)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Sharon at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (QzF6i)
A witness has confirmed to Sky News there has been a second shooting at a metro station near Marienplatz in #Munich
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (qCMvj)
::tightens foil hat::
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (Ffw22)
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If it's Friday it's time for fish fry and mass murder
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (wmxwV)
Isn't Friday the Muzzy sabbath? That ain't kosher.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (Jh20h)
And also that Obama wants to bring here because we can't get that shit out of the WH fast enough.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (mpXpK)
This does not reflect ...
No backlash against ...
In many neighborhoods, it's easier to buy a gun than a ...
If only more opportunity were ...
Let me be clear ...
What time is tee time?
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (U/b2O)
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (3Liv/)
Video of Munich shooter outside McDonalds dressed in black discharging weapon into passers by http://bit.ly/29Sthqq
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Munich Police at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (MNzex)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (dZ756)
Find the perpetrators' homes and families. Rachel Corrie one, deport the other. Or vice versa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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I've been saying this for years. Find the families. Kill them all. Every cousin, aunt, uncle, every one. Wipe any evidence of the killer's dna off the planet.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (tzSAX)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (39g3+)
My takeaway is that the mass migration of peoples means the mass migration of crap, if there are no filters in place.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 01:55 PM (6CzPd)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 01:55 PM (QHgTq)
Malls are high targets
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I've been expecting an Atrocity at local ones for about a year now.
It's getting creepy at especially 2 of them. Many kids would be victims
and I simply don't take my kid to them anymore. Seriously spooked.
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I have only one mall near me, one that's been in business some 50 years. The swarms of people in there now make me nervous. When Chik-Fil-A had their "Wear a Cow Outfit, Get a Free Sandwich" event last week, I made a point of going to a standalone store, not the one in the mall's food court, even though the standalone one is quite a bit farther away.
Malls aren't much fun any more anyway, not for guys. All the stores are for women and kids, or women with kids. The bookstores and men's clothing shops are all gone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:55 PM (txdEq)
Allow Germans to carry firearms once again, thus ensuring that when the EID goes off, many gun owners die too?
What to do, what to do...
At any rate, they'll throw a bunch of flowers at an approved of grieving site, sing Imagine once again with candles lit, and hope they aren't next.
As long as we avoid the backlash, we're good.
We'd never want to stoop to their level.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 22, 2016 01:55 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Eskimo at July 22, 2016 01:56 PM (ZYNmu)
Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (X35Yt)
Could be a false alarm though.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (e8+zH)
I feel better already. God bless the innocent victims of Angela Merkel's war on her own people.
Posted by: Jmel at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (15vyA)
You don't have to be a statistician to know how this is likely to turn out.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (q177U)
Posted by: model_1066 at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (AevHp)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 01:57 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (6CzPd)
::tightens foil hat::
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM (Ffw22)
It's odd--every time Obama says a mass shooting has nothing to do with Islam, some Muslim says "hell yes it does," and proceeds to murder some innocents.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Drum roll please at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (VPvxh)
put it politely, was not tasty. At all. In no way, shape, or form can
tasty be ascribed to it.
In a related note, I cook the bacon now.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 01:53 PM
"I know it's bacon, but what have you done to it?
Posted by: Lane Myers' dad at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (bzd8I)
Somehow that doesn't seem like an improvement.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Long Chu at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (oea40)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (UBzPO)
Everyone that knew them going back to the third grade.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 01:59 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 01:59 PM (34ZDE)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at July 22, 2016 01:59 PM (Jh20h)
AP's recent tweet, and priority
Hillary Clinton to reveal her vice presidential choice in a text message to supporters.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 01:59 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 01:59 PM (IqV8l)
Cofrect. Back in the day, at little green turncoat, we were constantly remarking at how often peaceful practioners of the remarkably peaceful religion of peace would finish Friday prayers, then kill.
Crap. They're saving this is across the street from the Olympic massacre of Israeli athletes.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (ZnIt3)
The smart money is on the Zoroastrians.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (rznWS)
Dennis Farina died
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Again??? Poor bastard.
Meh, he's got a long way to go before he does as many times as i did...
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (91dSm)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (1CroS)
Is this "acceptable" to the Elites? Are we expected to live like this...?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (PFy0L)
Obviously America needs more gun control.
Posted by: Drum roll please at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (VPvxh)
Definitely. Gun control as in lots of control to make sure you can have tight groups.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (jxbfJ)
https://youtu.be/TSz7n-K2XV8
From Better Off Dead. One of my all time favorite movies.
That mom by the way?
Kim Darby. The cute girl from True Grit.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 22, 2016 01:47 PM (RfIsX)
Are you moonlighting with the Munich Police pubic affairs dept.?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Hopefully someone's just mistaking gunfire from a Matt Damon movie playing at the mall theatre as a real attack..
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Revenant at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (3DSAh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (2cS/G)
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Kaine.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: SPinRHF16 at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (Q9SnI)
Posted by: artist at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM (TwnkX)
Dennis Green was today. I hope heaven is what he thinks it is.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Courtney, Loud Black MALE at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM (39g3+)
I sense a run on sympathy candles and defensive weaponry but mostly defensive weaponry.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (1CroS)
Not in Mass. Not any more. They went full libtard banning anything that even remotely looks like an "assault" weapon. And their RINO governor endorses the AG's actions.
So us on the northern border (NH) get to watch an uptick in immigration from the People's Democratic Republic of Massholio.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: model_1066 at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (AevHp)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Matenloch Brand Brain Bleach with Caustic Foaming Action at the Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (hLRSq)
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ISIS affiliate looking to reenact after a fashion?
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lane Myers' dad at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of HotAir at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (vivhj)
I don't ask my wife to make me a sammich. Thankfully, she makes a killer set of baked goods... cookies, cakes, etc. Just the range top she has issues with.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (IQzhs)
68 My wife has, alas, managed to make bacon that, to put it politely, was not tasty. At all. In no way, shape, or form can tasty be ascribed to it.
In a related note, I cook the bacon now.
Posted by: Vanceone
Are you sure it was pig bacon and not some vegetarian substitute.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
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Find the perpetrators' homes and families. Rachel Corrie one, deport the other. Or vice versa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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I've been saying this for years. Find the families. Kill them all.
Every cousin, aunt, uncle, every one. Wipe any evidence of the killer's
dna off the planet.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 01:54 PM (tzSAX)"
I have no particular objection to these plans except for the fact that the European men and women refuse to even report when Muslims rape them because they do not want the Muslims to be punished for their actions so I kinda doubt that they will be enthusiastic about a program to exterminate them.
However, here's a modest proposal. Sign a 99 year leas to 100 square miles of empty desert in Somalia or Western Sahara. Build a wall around it and build a city there and have the Europeans run it. These refugees want to live somewhere run by Europeans. Let them come to the European run city in Africa. If they misbehave, photograph them, fingerprint them and RFID them so that they can't sneak back in and then chuck them out.
It has got to be cheaper and less disruptive than importing two million Muslims into Europe.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (QHgTq)
Shopping malls have a feeling of bleak desperation. They are a lot
prettier than they used to be, but none of the stores make me want to go
in at all. And the food court is pretty desolate as well. There
aren't lots of people in them any longer, it used to be the place to
hang out when I was young. Now people hang out at home and take
pictures of their naughty bits to text to each other.
Somehow that doesn't seem like an improvement.
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Ditto. Whatever happened to *interesting* stores? When shopping centers first got started in the 'burbs, believe it or don't, they used to have auto and tire stores, a bank branch, drugstores, toy stores, and even (**gasp** ** Call MADD!**) a bar, so hubby could get a beer and watch the ball game while his wife shopped.
Ya know what they didn't have? People in masks with guns shooting the shoppers. Hard to believe, but it's true.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 02:00 PM (a0IVu)
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It'll end up being that little Toaster Strudel kid.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (1ZOkK)
If they only had jobs...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:04 PM (4ng05)
I'd be surprised if they dont string up Merkel. Cant wait to see how they down play this.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 02:05 PM (lC04h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (1ZOkK)
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In that position asking the mooch to take it easy.
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 02:05 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2016 02:05 PM (r65B3)
Well, the mall in my area has "no guns allowed" signs up, so I know it's safe there.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (PFy0L)
How are the "VA" laws about those signs? In NH, we can sort of ignore them until a mall cop (or ??) notices and asks you to leave. If you leave, you are fine. If you don't, now you are bucking for trespassing at the least.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 02:05 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2016 02:05 PM (z/Ubi)
So, yeah, let's bring more o'that "common sense" stuff here.
Posted by: DocJ at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (NYS7S)
Malls are high targets
I've been expecting an Atrocity at local ones for about a year now.
It's getting creepy at especially 2 of them. Many kids would be victims
and I simply don't take my kid to them anymore. Seriously spooked.
Remember this and plan accordingly: those stores in the mall and the mall itself? Their first responsibility is not to protect you & yours; they protect themselves and their interests and reputations before all else. Here in NJ ( Mall Central) the malls are more interested in keeping up a semblance of nicety so when/ if word gets out that there was some kind of incident, they shit all over themselves trying to figure out how to do damage control. Speak to the folks who work in the stores, they'll tell you some hair-raising stories.
Shop in town & support the mom & pops or shop on the internet.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: West Hartford Nitwit at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Too bad Walker is a republican.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (kfcYC)
Is that what he calls Reggie these days?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (OKpu1)
banning anything that even remotely looks like an "assault" weapon. And
their RINO governor endorses the AG's actions.
So us on the northern border (NH) get to watch an uptick in immigration from the People's Democratic Republic of Massholio.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 02:02 PM
Hell, some of us would love to pack up our weapons that we totally lost in tragic canoeing accidents and request asylum in NH. It's just this whole 'job' thing that's getting in the way at the moment.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (ucDmr)
I was really hoping to make it back once more before I died. Pretty sure that ain't gonna happen, unless people start waking up. Quickly.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (G2Sc9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)
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They had the leaflets preprinted and the aircraft already in the air.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (0tRG8)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (VxHD9)
Posted by: Walter Cronkite at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (mRvs9)
If they only had jobs...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016
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I wonder if midnight basketball would work? Do Mohammedeans play B-ball?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (r65B3)
People will make the connection....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (Jc1q6)
126: Jane, aspiring rapper too?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (ucDmr)
Goat farmer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Colorado has better weather so our malls are outdoors, except for the lame ones (like Flatirons).
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (6CzPd)
I follow a lot of european twitter accts, FB, and news outlets. These migrants are always fighting people. They are fare jumping and then scream racism and fight the conductors/drivers where most wd just skedaddle before the cops show up. They are fearless. No jail. No fines. No deportation. So, why shd they care?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (iQIUe)
You can make bacon wrong.
https://youtu.be/TSz7n-K2XV8
From Better Off Dead. One of my all time favorite movies.
That mom by the way?
Kim Darby. The cute girl from True Grit.
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She grew up nicely. (Of course she was like 21 and had a small kid already when she filmed TG.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (txdEq)
Did you see this? I'd say the backlash is brewing...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jdhof5m
Quite a change from the Paris teddybear and flower shrines.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (NOIQH)
Just the range top she has issues with.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (IQzhs)
I don't get how anybody can f up frying bacon.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (P8951)
I don't ask my wife to make me a sammich. Thankfully, she makes a killer set of baked goods... cookies, cakes, etc. Just the range top she has issues with.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (IQzhs)
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My mother is exactly like that! Her cookies, cakes, and pies are to die for.
Cannot boil an egg. Just awful.
Weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (T/5A0)
The shooter was a nice young man. Trying to assimilate. Planning to attend a local community college in the fall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (1ZOkK)"
Was he turning his life around? Did he have dreams of becoming a Hip Hop artist and NFL player?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: MSNBC at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (0tRG
And there are warehouses full of pallets of them ready and waiting for whenever they're needed... and they will be needed.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (4ng05)
I don't ask my wife to make me a sammich. Thankfully, she makes a killer set of baked goods... cookies, cakes, etc. Just the range top she has issues with.
Posted by: Vanceone
Does she cook in the nude? That could explain the bacon problem.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (kfcYC)
Donald Trump, please don't tweet anything or say you predicted this. Don't even make a comment.
People will make the connection....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2016 02:07 PM (Jc1q6)
Jeebus. THIS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Is that the one where the mom prepares "French" food for their exchange student - "fronch toast! fronch fries! and pierre water!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)
In Texas, they have to post a sign with specific verbiage and letters of a certain height for legal reasons.
Grapevine Mills Mall does.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (OKpu1)
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Well, statistically speaking, a resident of Keokuk is a lot less likely to be killed in a Berlin shopping mall that he is likely to be killed in an automobile accident. So, for some values of 'less dangerous' Ms Camerota would be correct.
Posted by: Long Chu at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (oea40)
Update - #Munich Police has said on social media that witnesses are reporting three different people with weapons
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (qCMvj)
The leftys will double down. When an MEP argued that the cops should have not shot mr axe attacker but instead have used martial arts to disarm him, I thought I had heard it all.
Now, they want to erased the photo/video evidence of the Nice attack.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (EYRZQ)
Posted by: artist at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (uQh+H)
It's always a lone wolf and then 18 more people are mysteriously arrested a few days later. Nothing to see here...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (iQIUe)
Somehow that doesn't seem like an improvement.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 01:58 PM (39g3+)
All this because you can't get a date?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (tEhtH)
No I mean specifically Muslims in the malls. One has a full burka wearing toy store located overlooking the kid's play area. That play area is full of whispering Muslim couples that sneer at you. Another had Muslim men surrounding the Santa at Christmas doing the giggling and sneering last year.
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (wmxwV)
And to drink? Peru!
Yep, same film. So much fun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Events, dear
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (9krrF)
Pfft. Move them to Spitsbergen. Let them freeze their Hadiths off.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (27m1/)
for their exchange student - "fronch toast! fronch fries! and pierre
water!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM
Gee, Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: brak at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (MJuTN)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (KXq1B)
Update - #Munich Police has said on social media that witnesses are reporting three different people with weapons
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Lone wolves?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (r1fLd)
How could Trump not predict this. I predicted it and last weeks, too. Every month I have predicted it since the beginning of 2015. I'm not psychic. Dont ask Trump to stick his head in the sand.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (39g3+)
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Well, statistically speaking, a resident of Keokuk is a lot less likely to be killed in a Berlin shopping mall that he is likely to be killed in an automobile accident. So, for some values of 'less dangerous' Ms Camerota would be correct.
Posted by: Long Chu at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (oea40)
"Camerota! Nicht schiessen!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (27m1/)
Update - #Munich Police has said on social media that witnesses are reporting three different people with weapons
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Don't worry. Before next morning's news conference, we'll magically have that reduced to one lone gunman, with no accomplices and with an unknown motivation.
Posted by: Baton Rouge PD, Dallas PD, Orlando PD, The FBI....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (kdS6q)
"If we really wanted to save lives we would ban McDonalds."
Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (1BQGO)
Makes sense. Progressives are to be listened to. Conservatives are to be argued with. I think that's Rule #1 in the Lefty Book of How To Do Interviews.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (tEhtH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (27m1/)
I hear the Pitcairn Islands are nice this time of year.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (4ng05)
Seconded. Or alternatively, he can address by saying, 'Some want me to say something about the shooting in Munich. Let's wait and see. Address all questions to Hillary Clinton. '
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: The "Imagine" Piano Guy at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (rznWS)
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Will she also Tweet a shout out to the poor misunderstood Muslims in Germany who will suffer such horrible, horrible backlash for a crime that they obviously did not commit?
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (qCMvj)
Clop, clop, clop . . .
BANG!
Clop, clop, clop . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (txdEq)
Reminds me of several years ago, when a young teenage Amish girl was driving back to her farm and an English neighbor many yards away shot off his rifle to empty it. The bullet struck her in the head. The horse pulled the buggy home by itself, where her family were horrified to find her dead.
The police put out the information and the neighbor courageously came forward, saying it must of been him. From his vantage point, he was unable to see her(I think she was at an intersection).
The Amish accepted it as an accident, asked that no charges be filed and came to pray for him and his family, as he was so distraught as you can imagine.
Not every Amish lives 100% to their faith, but they are a society whose mores need to be admired and copied in many respects.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (ZgFWy)
Is that the one where the mom prepares "French" food for their exchange student - "fronch toast! fronch fries! and pierre water!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)
Got a perma crush on Diane Franklin. Watched her other movies. Amityville II where she engages in incest with her brother really sucked.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (r65B3)
Update - #Munich Police has said on social media that witnesses are reporting three different people with weapons
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (
This is the usual story.
Look at Orlando, Dallas, San Bernadino. They all reported many more shooters than actual.
24/72 hour rule applies.
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (kfcYC)
I think you mean "lone wolf pack(s)"
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (4ng05)
We're good as long as you put mustard on the ze hotdogs.
Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: tsj017 at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (4YUWF)
Oops, it's just a reflex for them to drop news on Friday afternoon to avoid much MSM coverage.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (NOIQH)
In a sane world, all these terrorist attacks and BLM/Panther assassinations would ensure a Republican victory. Today, our world, specifically our electorate, is far from sane.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (27m1/)
entire religion responsible for those who take its teachings seriously. . . "
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What, the German gov't considers shooting people to be proper observance of the Sabbath?
Did they mean to write, "too seriously"? I suppose not. That would have gotten the Saracens upset, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (txdEq)
All is well.
ALL IS WELLL!!!!
Posted by: Barack Obama ///
video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro
Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (mRvs9)
Well, in Germany, a Masskrug is usually a 1 liter mug, so probably not that many.
Posted by: John Kerry at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (kfcYC)
I think you mean "lone wolf pack(s)"
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (4ng05)
Admiral Karl's Donuts hardest hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (27m1/)
Still, given the recent up-tempoing of ISIS attacks on soft targets where civilians gather in Europe, one certainly has suspicions in that direction.
Once has hesitated "jumping to conclusions" a zillion times that the latest breaking news terror attacks are by Muslims -- and a zillion times in a row, it has turned out to be Muslims.
At this point and on this topic, I'm chucking the 48-hour rule into the wastepaper basket.
This is an Islamic terror attack. There. I said it.
Why is this important?
Because the Leftism scum who control the international media and all social discourse seized on the "48-hour rule" to cast doubt and then more doubt and then fallback doubt on the identity of and then the motivation of the attacker in Nice. And now, as everyone with half a brain cell knew in the first instant, it turns out that he was a jihadist soldier who had planned the attack for a year and had many accomplices and was trying to kill infidels for Allah. BUT >>> By now that this information is finally and conclusively proven, the story is off the front pages, so the average LIV only ever heard the doubts from the MSM, and never found out the truth that it was indeed a jihad attack on infidels.
The left will similarly exploit the "48-Hour Rule" every time, throwing up chaff to confuse matter during the crucial phase of breaking news, until something else takes over the top headline and they can relax and let the truth come out, now that the LIVs are no longer paying attention.
Posted by: zombie at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (tzSAX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (lKyWE)
Everyone demands human rights from the west nad from Israel. No one demands human rights from those who violate it consistently. We cant be hampered by this shite. The gitmo hrgs/trials currently going on which you probably werent aware of are a bunch of defense attys and terrorists milking the system to the point of ridiculousness.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (1ZOkK)
https://www.facebook.com/polizeimuenchen/
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (7lVbc)
we'll magically have that reduced to one lone gunman, with no
accomplices and with an unknown motivation.
Posted by: Baton Rouge PD, Dallas PD, Orlando PD, The FBI....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 02:12 PM (kdS6q)
If no perps were 'captured dead', then the whole thing would have been a false report.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (P/kVC)
Grapevine Mills Mall does.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:09 PM (OKpu1)"
Yep. The last time I went there was the first time I saw the signs and the last time I will go there.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (Fmupd)
This is the usual story.
Look at Orlando, Dallas, San Bernadino. They all reported many more shooters than actual.
24/72 hour rule applies
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Or... the police know there are more shooters but have no idea who they are, so they can't find them.
Consequently... only one guy! We got him! He's dead! Go back to sleep sheeple!
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (tvyXw)
But I have given up going to bookstores and get ALL of my books on Kindle now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (mpXpK)
The shooter was a nice young man. Trying to assimilate. Planning to attend a local community college in the fall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:01 PM (1ZOkK)"
Was he turning his life around? Did he have dreams of becoming a Hip Hop artist and NFL player?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (QHgTq)
If the Democrats act fast, maybe they can get this guy's mom to speak at their convention later on this week.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (tEhtH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Word. It's like clockwork now.
Folks, the West is either going to crumble and fall or change radically in the near future. It can't deal with these existential threats from without (jihadis) and within (Leftism) and stay as it has. These are very dangerous days...but there may be opportunity, if handled right.
Shrewd as serpents, everyone, shrewd as serpents.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (1ZOkK)
I sneer right back.
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (JZXq5)
The site of the "Greatest Palestinian 'Victory' Ever" at the 1972 Munich Olympics.
Score another for the peace loving Religion of Peace.
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (Ffw22)
SuW. Schnell und Wutend.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: artist at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (qCMvj)
Well, in this case, the police were saying they don't have the shooters under control, so live shots of the police tell the shooters where the police are and what they're doing.
In other words, when they say "don't help the shooter," they're saying don't be a tactical intel source for the shooter. Report the news, but no live video.
That was the request, anyway.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: abby coffey at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM (27m1/)
I knew I'd missed an opportunity as soon as I hit post. Your reference is much more creative than mine would have been.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (iQIUe)
this is a strike right at the heart of the west.
a strike on our beer
Posted by: the real ch3 at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (IG5KL)
152
Just once, I'd like our State Department to say, "Send 'em all to Hell!"
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at July 22, 2016 02:10 PM (EYRZQ)
Along with the words:
"I don't care how you do it. Just don't embarass the USA. Report back to me when you are done. Dimissed."
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (mpXpK)
That's probably the only way they stay in business.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (tEhtH)
The site of the "Greatest Palestinian 'Victory' Ever" at the 1972 Munich Olympics.
Score another for the peace loving Religion of Peace.
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (uQh+H)
My relatives in Herzliya were next door neighbors of one of the victims.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (27m1/)
If the Democrats act fast, maybe they can get this guy's mom to speak at their convention later on this week.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (tEhtH)
Tweet the suggestion to the FAB. She'll bite.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:15 PM (1ZOkK)
They don't want the truth to get out.
Posted by: artist at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (TwnkX)
My dear youngest son keeps nagging me to go to Europe this fall. I'd made the comment a few months ago that Germany is "the heart of the beast" thanks to Merkel. This resulted in some eye rolling. Nope, not going. Will reconsider in Spring but stay in UK.
Germany needs to recall or whatever Angela Merkel. Today.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (581w0)
they want all of this down the memory hole
so they can gaslight us later..
'what attack ? no that didnt happen that way..'
Posted by: McCool at July 22, 2016 02:17 PM (nCSwS)
It's on the Fox News site . I'm a half tard and still can't do tinyurl.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (lC04h)
Clop, clop, clop . . .
BANG!
Clop, clop, clop . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:51 PM (txdEq)
Then takes them over a minute to reload the flintlock pistol.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (iQIUe)
Wait, they're progressives??
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (tEhtH)
ABC News 23 seconds ago
State Dept. issues emergency message for U.S. citizens in Munich: "Shelter in place."
http://abcn.ws/2a1Lfcf
When they stop all public transit as they have in Munich, kinda hard not to just stick around.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (wB8Tg)
thanks
I was thinking it might be able to help them identify, too
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (1ZOkK)
And he has a strategy... or will have one... pretty sure. It'll be a really good one... as strategies go.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (4ng05)
The kids go back to school next month.
Ever heard of Beslan?
Or Ma'alot?
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (uQh+H)
...seriously?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (39g3+)
If by that you mean his briefs are being pulled up over his head, yes.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Tap Tap at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (1ZOkK)
He needs help getting his Underoos on?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (Jc1q6)
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Excellent idea!
We'll put in a call to the Munich police, and as soon as they kill, I mean, apprehend the Muslim, I mean, disgruntled youth, we'll have a plane ticket for his Mom so she can talk about how bad Trump will be and reveal the glory that is our lord Hillary.
Posted by: The DNC at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (brIR5)
I thought they'd use one of those old-school blunderbuss things with the end of the barrel that looks like a giant funnel.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (tEhtH)
say something about the shooting in Munich. Let's wait and see. Address
all questions to Hillary Clinton. '
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Perfecto!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (txdEq)
In Virginia, if you ignore the signs the most the owner can do is ask you to leave and press a trespassing charge on you if you refuse. They carry no legal weight otherwise.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (eytER)
Why, life under a Muslim Theocracy sounds just... peachy, don't it?"
If you're on the right side of the equation, yeah, it sounds freakin' awesome!
Posted by: Will Kennedy Smith at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (rznWS)
29 Get James Taylor on the phone, stat!
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM
Posted by: Tex at July 22, 2016 01:52 PM (Tto6v)
Danke schön, Darling, danke schön.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 22, 2016 02:20 PM (brIR5)
Reporting up to three shooters on the run.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:20 PM (1ZOkK)
place and demand housing, welfare, cash, and wifi. And your women to
rape.
And burn down or barricade themselves in your immigrant welcome center because the accommodations are inferior.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:20 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 02:20 PM (PFoqq)
Posted by: abby coffey at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (HBU7W)
Hanauer Strasse
Riesstrasse
and the Olympia Mall
I guess it could be the work of one gunmen making his way through the city, but it sounds like coordinated attacks.
Posted by: PRNDL at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (2Ynt1)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (39g3+)
they had a copy of 'Tickle His Pickle'.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (HJQI1)
Upsetting because it's really hard to buy kids shoes online.
Posted by: Lauren at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (JZXq5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (1ZOkK)
The kids go back to school next month.
Ever heard of Beslan?
Or Ma'alot?
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (uQh+H)
Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: The Turkish Military at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (evdj2)
The new normal. How long will it be tolerated?"
Whitey in general, and European whities in particular, are exceedingly masochistic, so my guess is quite a while.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (rznWS)
224 Lone wolves?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 22, 2016 02:11 PM (kfcYC)
I think you mean "lone wolf pack(s)"
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:13 PM (4ng05)
Admiral Karl's Donuts hardest hit.
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See, Ace? This is one of the reasons a lot of us hang out here. Literate historical puns, yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: JHW at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (kn0BL)
I saw a still photo of The Won today. Backdrop was gold or yellow/green
curtains. He looks jaundiced and quite ill. Scrawny neck gizzard above
collar and popping eyes. Was speachifying about loyal patriotic moose
limb families. Okay dokie.
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Crack and/or AIDs is a bitch. Good thing he has health insurance.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: rabidfox at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (EW9tX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Pfft. Send Open Borders Murdoch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (brIR5)
Not sure of the distances or terrain, it may have to be multiple shooters now.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:14 PM
Well played, sir.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 02:22 PM (txdEq)
You're welcome.
- - author of said pun
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (1ZOkK)
The photos of them, in front of their tent slums, wearing donated clothing and shoes, with defiant looks and poses, well, makes me want to fatwa.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:06 PM (1ZOkK)
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This lefty meme has really taken root quickly, mostly (I think) because Paul Manafort gave a tin foil hat response to a question about it. But it's ridiculous: the lefties are looking at very broadly defined crime categories over extensive time periods, which means terror shootings get swallowed up in declines in simple assaults and then the data is smoothed over a big sample size.
Instead, they should simply look at "murders of police by gun" and they'd see the increase.
Posted by: MTF at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (wv7Zv)
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:03 PM (IQzhs)
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My mother is exactly like that! Her cookies, cakes, and pies are to die for.
Cannot boil an egg. Just awful.
Weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 02:08 PM (T/5A0)
I have a theory that every cook, including the best trained chefs in the world, have one item that they cannot make worth a damn. For me it's gravy; always going to be either watery or lumpy, I just can't get the consistency right. I used to work for a chef that couldn't make BBQ sauce to save his life...anything else? No problem. Bernaise? Pfft. Consomme'? He could do it blindfolded. Absolutely perfect bisque? Easy-peasy. BBQ sauce? Yeah, it came out like greasy, blotchy ketchup.
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (uiwCw)
How are they getting all these weapons into Europe ?
Indiana's gun shows no doubt
Posted by: McCool at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (1ZOkK)
Second look at Anzio Annie???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (27m1/)
#BlackClothesMatter
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (1H9ox)
The mall was a gun-free zone. Oh, hell. Germany is a gun-free zone.
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And I'm sure the left will demand that Gun Manufacturers stop making guns.
Because GUNS are the problem. GUNS.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Germany's Open Borders Policy, 0
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (PFoqq)
Posted by: Zombie Dennis Green at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 01:48 PM (ZnIt3)
It's Germany, so that should be a Hasselhoff tribute concert.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (Jc1q6)
Posted by: x at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (nFwvY)
Winona Ryder comes to me
Bouncing down the staircase, set them free
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Pulling off her negligee, set them free.
Set them free, set them free,
Don't call your security, set them free
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (ZwYB4)
Posted by: artist at July 22, 2016 02:25 PM (TwnkX)
its almost as if those candlelight vigils, singing Imagine, and changing filtering your social media image with a flag aren't helping any.
boy the leftists on my Facebook got mad when I posted that. "Well what do you suggest, huh? huh? (thinking I mean nuke Iraq or something)"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:25 PM (39g3+)
(I have resorted to sarcasm vs screaming).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:25 PM (581w0)
...old news?"
So, um....yeah. You may want to sit down, I'm afraid I have some very sad news.
Posted by: Mary Magdelene at July 22, 2016 02:25 PM (rznWS)
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And I'm sure the left will demand that Gun Manufacturers stop making guns.
H&K und Glock respectfully say "F U".
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:25 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2016 02:25 PM (2Mnv1)
And #NeverTrump wants to trust our security to the people who have no
answer as to what to do and appear shockingly indifferent to all of
this.
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Broken eggs, omelet, pish, posh.
What do dozens of deaths matter now? I'm King.
Posted by: King Hillary I at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (qCMvj)
You asked for it.
HYAPATIA LEE.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (1ZOkK)
This is like an advertisement of the myriad benefits of policies like that, don't you think?
That damned racist Trump...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (4ng05)
He wouldn't....lie, would he, Daddy?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (PjWy4)
Except...this is *exactly* what the MSM and Obama have been feeding us to gin up support for gun control and #BLM. They would have us think that every other school is seconds from a shooting, that every other inner-city youth is in the sights of a rogue, racist cop.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT! at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (XRxxn)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (1ZOkK)
I hear they like donkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45giS2LHbM
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (xmQSf)
The Associated Press
Munich's transit system was shut down and police asked people to avoid public places.
I guess those are people other than the people who were already in the public places before they shut down the transit system.
They're just sorta boned.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (qCMvj)
Or, typical day in Democrat/GOP-e led America.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (27m1/)
She ended up with a fractured skull and permanent brain damage. The families of said "urban youth" shrugged dismissively. Boys will be boys, noamsane?
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 22, 2016 02:24 PM (+aCe4)
Waiting for Muldoon and hot cereal puns.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (lC04h)
...old news?"
So, um....yeah. You may want to sit down, I'm afraid I have some very sad news.
Posted by: Mary Magdelene
Jesus H. Christ! Not Him too!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (Fmupd)
Obama: Trump' s doom & gloom doesn't match reality
Shooting spree at the mall
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (7lVbc)
His earlier career as a cop taught him to play good guys and bad guys alike.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (1ZOkK)
Nazi Republican Aryans!!111!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (27m1/)
I thought they'd use one of those old-school blunderbuss things with the end of the barrel that looks like a giant funnel.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2016 02:19 PM (tEhtH)
Still a flintlock. The belled muzzle is supposed to make reloading easier, especially when used as a coach or carriage gun.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (4AVeu)
I have a theory that every cook, including the best trained chefs in
the world, have one item that they cannot make worth a damn. For me
it's gravy; always going to be either watery or lumpy, I just can't get
the consistency right. I used to work for a chef that couldn't make BBQ
sauce to save his life...anything else? No problem. Bernaise? Pfft.
Consomme'? He could do it blindfolded. Absolutely perfect bisque?
Easy-peasy. BBQ sauce? Yeah, it came out like greasy, blotchy ketchup.
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (uiwCw)
Pro (actually, quite amateur) tip for gravy: *use heavy cream instead of milk*, and heat the cream thoroughly before slowing adding in the dry components.
My gravy for swedish meatballs is just shy of being jelly. o.o perfect consistency. My mom nearly wept over it, she being a fanatic for good gravy.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (6JL3d)
There is an old gospel song, I kid you not, called "God Dips the Pen of His Love In My Heart"
Hearing a girl sing that is pretty disturbing. I'm too foul in my thoughts, I guess but that just ain't right.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+)
BREAKING: Main train station in Munich being evacuated.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah, sounds more like a coordinated attack now - or that rarest of creatures, a terrorist with a plan that actually follows through (shudder).
They're getting smarter
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:25 PM
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Yeah, I don't know if that's the correct strategy.
Yelling is satisfying, and vents your anger. Plus... you get tired from it. So you sleep better.
Sarcasm? People have to understand that, and understandin' is hard.
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (tvyXw)
His earlier career as a cop taught him to play good guys and bad guys alike.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (evdj2
"Anything to declare?"
"Yeah. Don't go to England!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (laQYo)
RELAX, everyone. Obama is being briefed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:16 PM (1ZOkK)
And he has a strategy... or will have one... pretty sure. It'll be a really good one... as strategies go.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:18 PM (4ng05)"
You are distressed only because your puny minds cannot easily grasp that our benevolent maximum leader is playing multidimensional chess and our advarsaries do not even realize how badly they are being beaten. Besides, we can absorb a whole lot more of these terrorist attacks before Western Civilization is threatened.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW
-------------------
Again???
That's twice just today.
I don't know what kind of drugs buzzion, Seamus & he were taking, but I want some.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (tzSAX)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (rznWS)
Because then we may have a problem.
Posted by: ajmojo at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (1H9ox)
Love it! Get a screencap - that's tweet-worthy
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anti-HIll at July 22, 2016 02:29 PM (3aBcq)
They're getting smarter
Smarter would be starting in a couple of areas, funneling people to another kill zone.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:29 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: abby"
YOU DON'T SAY!
Posted by: That Nicholas Cage Meme at July 22, 2016 02:29 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM (NOIQH)
And the only way they can square the circle between "cops are shooting black people for sport!" and "only the cops should have guns!" will be "federal control of all local LEO!".
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at July 22, 2016 02:29 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: artist at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (2cS/G)
Me: I wonder what the motives were.
Media: We may never know.
Me: I was being facetious. Fuck you.
Posted by: oddnot does fret and with reason at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (g1MTt)
Dark, bleak, fearful, angry day.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:26 PM
Hillary will let the sunshine in with the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (IqV8l)
The guy on the parking deck and the McD shooter are the same. He is also limping.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM (uiwCw)
I cannot make chocolate chip cookies. Every batch I've ever made comes out burnt and flattened. Mommy and I made batches side by side and put the trays next to each other in the oven.
Hers were perfect. Mine were flat and burnt.
There is a bit of cooks can't bake and bakers can't cook since cooking can be all free from and baking needs to be precise.
Of course, Mommy can do both and my stupid showoffy stupid brother can wander into a kitchen, randomly throw things together and wander back out a bit later with a six course gourmet meal including dessert.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (27m1/)
I know this may sound stupid, but the only time I was in Munich was changing trains to Belgium. I did not like that place. Can't explain, but made me uneasy.
Then I got on the train from Brussels to Bruges and had same feeling only magnified. They did not like the four Americans in their car that day. The only time I have ever had people not meet my eye to even smile back. Cold and unfriendly. (Note: I did not have b.o. but I did have a TB type cough, but they hated me before I unleashed my biohazard hacking). And this was in 2014. I can only imagine how friendly they are now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (581w0)
Hmmmmmm, interesting
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (lC04h)
"Yeah. Don't go to England!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (27m1/)
Now you're just showing off.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (4ng05)
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That's hysterical
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (wmxwV)
CNN:
Shooting Spree at Mall
next to:
Obama: Trump's Doom and Gloom and Doom Does Not Match Reality
Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (tvyXw)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (6JL3d)
Tried it, still can't get it right, lol. Also, off SCOAMF sock.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Munich Police at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (MNzex)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (4ng05)
Just a memorable Dennis Farina line from "Snatch."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:32 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2016 02:32 PM (4AVeu)
Maybe they meant 'Coreographed'.
Like an interpretive dance of islam.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 02:32 PM (HJQI1)
...........
For the children! We're going to need common sense gasoline control laws.
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 02:32 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2016 02:32 PM (UBzPO)
Tried it, still can't get it right, lol. Also, off SCOAMF sock.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (uiwCw)
The only remaining possibility is that the guardian angel of gravy is angry with you for something. o.o If heavy cream cannot save you, only an appeal to Heaven can.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (6JL3d)
Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair ...
Really, just the head. You can keep the rest.
Posted by: Dindu al-Nuffin at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (evdj2)
There is a bit of cooks can't bake and bakers can't cook since cooking can be all free from and baking needs to be precise.
That's not 100% universal, but it is largely true. You have to be exact in order, ingredients, proportions, timing, and temperature with baking. You can wing it with cooking. So the two styles don't mesh well. In fact, being too exact and precise with cooking can harm the outcome by becoming bland and predictable.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)
welcome to ObamaMerkelLand, folks
Posted by: Groucho, not Karl at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Munich Police at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (MNzex)
"Please don't let it be Kinch. Please don't let it be Kinch. Please don't let it be Kinch. Please don't let it be Kinch."
- - Corrupt MFM
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (4AVeu)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jdhof5m
Quite a change from the Paris teddybear and flower shrines."
The next step: strongly worded e-mails.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: JHW at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (kn0BL)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (a0IVu)
My husband used to sing that to me at bedtime.
Posted by: Aisha at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (HJQI1)
At this instant on the CNN web portal there are two lead stories.
In the upper left hand corner is "breaking news" of Obama saying Trump is exaggerating how bad things are in the world. "Obama: Trump's doom and gloom doesn't match reality".
And to the right is breaking news coverage of the current mass shooting going on in Munich.
Could Obama be any more delusionally out of touch?
Posted by: Shecky at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (PIDPV)
Posted by: catlady at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (bn5b8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:32 PM (27m1/)
I remember. But I didn't remember until you remembered, and that's what I meant about showing off. Show off.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2016 02:32 PM (UBzPO)
I saw this on one Weasel Zippers yesterday. The brother of one of the Belgian terrorists will compete for Belgium in Brazil on the tae kwon do team.
Europe. Is. Kaput.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (HJQI1)
His earlier career as a cop taught him to play good guys and bad guys alike.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:27 PM (evdj2
"Anything to declare?"
"Yeah. Don't go to England!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
****
Look at me Ray.
Posted by: Guy ABout to Be Beaten With Phone at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (laQYo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (1ZOkK)
Announcements to all citizens of Munich. The police alarm masses attack injured was proclaimed. All doctors must notify in hospitals.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle, following events closely at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 22, 2016 02:28 PM (laQYo)
Or what the British did in Malaysia in the 50s
Posted by: josephistan at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: artist at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (TwnkX)
Must be bedlam.
Ok, Merkel, you globalist, what are you gonna do now?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (581w0)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM (1H9ox)
1) Turn heat to Hi. Leave pan on burner "to heat up so it's crispy and cooks all the way through!"
2) wait 5 minutes.
3) Take frozen slab of bacon and throw in pan.
4) Run and turn off fire alarm and open windows from billowing smoke cloud as still frozen bacon suddenly hits massively hot pan (note: this makes cleanup really hard).
5) Yank bacon out of pan, charred black on one side.
6) Turn off smoke alarm again.
7) Serve. Husband notes that one side is black and burnt to charcoal, but other side is still frozen. Upon closer inspection, notes that bacon (you know how bacon usually has that strip of fat in each slice, next to the actual meat) has actually only cooked the meat part to a charcoal crisp, but fat part only thawed, so it's still stringy, and uncooked. Further notes that slab of bacon is still stuck together in some places.
Husband vows to cook the bacon from now on.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (IQzhs)
I just committed Twittercide.
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You've just given me an idea. When I do it, I'm committing suicide by Big Brother. I'm going to pick a lefty and blast hell out of it until I'm banned.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (pC96u)
Look at me Ray.
Posted by: Guy ABout to Be Beaten With Phone at July 22, 2016 02:34 PM (m3iiU)
"England. Mary Poppins, cup-o-tea, lousy weather, worse food, yeah! England!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (evdj2)
Where's Mrs Mateen?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (gyi7u)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (wmxwV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (1ZOkK)
Chefs can only abandon form once they master it.
Unless you consider Bobby Flay a Chef.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (HJQI1)
Posted by: Groucho, not Karl at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (IQzhs)
Strategic incompetence.
If you do a job poorly enough, some other sucker will have to do it.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
Gah, he was great in everything!
So funny in "Big Trouble" as the mobster constantly perplexed by the wackiness of Miami.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
Judenfrei
???
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (wmxwV)
More like Babi Yar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (27m1/)
Last time I cleaned cosmoline off a rifle, it was like bacon fat and brake grease, blended.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (iIzG7)
Because for all their tough shit-talk about dying for the cause, even the hardass terror groups have maybe 1 in 20 that will step up and do it. The rest are just talk.
If they think they can walk away, that percentage may go up, and we'll see more attacks.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Now she will have to delay her announcement & Trump already stole her thunder yesterday.
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (tIja6)
What an insufferable idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 02:30 PM (mf5HN)
My Mother In Law could cook like a dream, but, she could not bake. My Mom and my paternal Grandmother could both cook like a dream and they could bake, oh, my, they could bake. Both of them could make rolls from scratch that were divine--Grandma taught my Mom after she married Dad. I miss those rolls something fierce. I can cook and bake because of Mom.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (4AVeu)
Sounds like a pack of lone wolves. What a coincidence they all start shooting at the same time.
Me: I wonder what the motives were.
Media: We may never know.
Me: I was being facetious. Fuck you."
Well, you should cut the media some slack. "Alahu Akbar" is Arabic for "You will never know my motives!"
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: SWAT Guys at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (HJQI1)
I expect to be told that by representatives of the Republican controlled congress at any moment.
Because, that is who we are.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (4ng05)
You've just given me an idea. When I do it, I'm committing suicide by Big Brother. I'm going to pick a lefty and blast hell out of it until I'm banned.
Posted by: iforgot
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Just start twitting about the seventh century death cult that is islam.
Call them the savages they are.
You won't last an hour.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (tzSAX)
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM
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Interesting.
And if the cases of my mother and Vanceone's wife are not entirely anomalous, it may be that every terrible cook has one item (or set of items) that they CAN do well.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Hank at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (wv7Zv)
Could Obama be any more delusionally out of touch?
A commenter yesterday remarked that the present era is relatively quiet compared to previous troubled times.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (IqV8l)
http://tinyurl.com/ztoeuu2
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:55 PM (txdEq)
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I wish to point out that you forgot to include the link to the picture of you wearing that cow outfit.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (805dc)
Or what the British did in Malaysia in the 50s
Hey! Get off your high horse.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (evdj2)
As long as it isn't the High Hat......
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Caspar at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (T6P0y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
ZZ Top's Sharp Dressed Man could've been written about him.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: McCool at July 22, 2016 02:40 PM (nCSwS)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 02:40 PM (hqZPQ)
Heck can't even be bothered with notes or an outline.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 02:40 PM (gyi7u)
Pro tip: Use lard. Not Crisco.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (OKpu1)
wtf
Posted by: the real ch3 at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (IG5KL)
442 Husband vows to cook the bacon from now on.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (IQzhs)
Strategic incompetence.
If you do a job poorly enough, some other sucker will have to do it.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
Like bcochran and his wife's laundry.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (z/Ubi)
If you do a job poorly enough, some other sucker will have to do it.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
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My kids found a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon illustrating this very principle, in the complete set of cartoons that we have. They employed it quite effectively until I caught on.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 02:31 PM (lC04h)
Gary the principled libertarian already picked the gun grabbing nanny stater William Weld for his VP.
This election cycle has really opened my eyes to all these die hard libertarians and conservatives with honor and principles and shit like that. They ARE! SO! COMMITTED!!!
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (uQh+H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Not a deep thinker at July 22, 2016 02:42 PM (lC04h)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:55 PM (txdEq)
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I wish to point out that you forgot to include the link to the picture of you wearing that cow outfit.
Posted by: bluebell
That is udderly ridiculous!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:42 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: mpfs at July 22, 2016 02:42 PM (9/8XZ)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (OKpu1)
They used Crisco. Grandma used to use lard, but, she switched--I don't think I ever knew why.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:42 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (OKpu1)
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Word. And if you want to make the best pie crust, use lard.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2016 02:42 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (lC04h)
A commenter yesterday remarked that the present era is relatively quiet compared to previous troubled times.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 02:39 PM (IqV8l)
I see that. '
But the normalcy bias that says these bad things can't get worse, just ride it out....is exactly how things get worse.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (kKHcp)
320---I have a theory that every cook, including the best trained chefs in the world, have one item that they cannot make worth a damn.
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM
For some people that one item is called "food"
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (o38N1)
Posted by: JHW at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (kn0BL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (evdj2)
today is the anniversary of the anders breivik shooting.
that's gotta be it
Posted by: the real ch3 at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (IG5KL)
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:41 PM (uQh+H)
I can't wait to see this is turned into another reason why a "true conservative" would never vote for Trump. I'll just pop some popcorn.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (4ng05)
I've decided to delay my announcement since I am busy today leading a SWAT Team in Germany.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (1BQGO)
So funny in "Big Trouble" as the mobster constantly perplexed by the wackiness of Miami.
A under-appreciated movie for its time, so many great moments that encapsulated life in Miami (Gator Fans especially). The original book by Dave Barry was hysterical as well.
BTW: Little known fact - in his book 'Lunatics' Barry did predict Donald Trump's political aspirations
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at July 22, 2016 02:44 PM (laQYo)
no AK-15's Sally
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AK-15 revolvers. They're the worst kind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 02:44 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:44 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 02:44 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: weew at July 22, 2016 02:44 PM (snOv6)
The German Terror Special Forces GSG 9 is flown straight to #Munich.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:44 PM (iQIUe)
Germany will probably withhold the name like the US and make sure social media scrubbed first. Or not. Maybe the Germans have had enough post-Cologne.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:45 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 02:45 PM (2cS/G)
that's gotta be it
Posted by: the real ch3 at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (IG5KL)
Or... and I know I'm stretching here, it may be because on the Muslim calendar, it's Friday.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:45 PM (4ng05)
I am hoping that she threw such a hissy fit that they had to trank her with an elephant gun and that they are still hosing her down.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (kXoT0)
320---I have a theory that every cook, including the best trained chefs in the world, have one item that they cannot make worth a damn.
Posted by: Barky O'Bumbles at July 22, 2016 02:23 PM
For some people that one item is called "food"
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2016 02:43 PM (z/Ubi)
One of you reprobates once quipped that socialists are so incompetent that they couldn't make a bowl of corn flakes without having the milk burst into flames.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (T6P0y)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (tIja6)
.............
AK15 assault glock revolvers are easier to get than books!
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (Ffw22)
Sheppy sez to remember that not all injuries are due to gunfire. Sometimes people fall down or trip on other people.
What an insufferable idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (1ZOkK)
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omg
In the Event of a Terrorist Attack:
1 - Lock and load
2 - Secure all unarmed individuals
3 - Review your Trip-and-Fall Safety Booklet (government publication #8390208403820938290303839)
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (iQIUe)
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The Horde will milk this for all it's worth.
Posted by: Grump928
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No whey. We're butter than that.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (tzSAX)
Merkel's Boner.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (Jc1q6)
Last time I cleaned cosmoline off a rifle, it was like bacon fat and brake grease, blended.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT
****
That stuff is tenacious. It's for the greater good tho.
Posted by: Guy ABout to Be Beaten With Phone at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Anonymous Cat at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: BLM-ISIS, LLC, A Progressive-Islamofascist Joint Venture at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (Jh20h)
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle, following events closely at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: willy at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (Ffw22)
I use canned gravy and mix a little pan crud with it. Comes out pretty good. Like you, I have never gotten a good gravy from scratch.
Posted by: rabidfox at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (EW9tX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:47 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:48 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 02:48 PM (TJCSB)
What an insufferable idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:38 PM (1ZOkK)
He must have the Devil's own contract lawyer because in a just world his kind of willful stupidity and simply breathtakingly bad instincts should've gotten him fired long, long, long ago. Besides that he looks funny and sounds worse.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:48 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:49 PM (581w0)
http://tinyurl.com/kqdq7b7
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:49 PM (39g3+)
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The Horde will milk this for all it's worth.
Posted by: Grump928
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No whey. We're butter than that.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 02:46 PM (tzSAX)
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Groan. I didn't mean to start anything. I just wanted to see Wolfie in a cow suit.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2016 02:49 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 02:48 PM (TJCSB)
Europe is full of Muslims who don't look Arabic...Albanians, Chechens, etc.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:49 PM (kXoT0)
In Barry's case, it was probably what's in Reggie's "briefs" that he was hit with...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2016 02:49 PM (Jc1q6)
I almost replicated her taste treat an hour ago. Fortunately I stopped and let the pan cool. Bacon came out OK, not great, just OK.
For those that use the oven, what temp do you use?
Posted by: rd at July 22, 2016 02:50 PM (uQh+H)
Apparently she chose a Kaine to help her run.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Whenever I go to my inlaws house, I cook. For my own protection. And to protect my kids. I want them to grow up.
Still, my mother in law wins blue ribbons at the county fair for her cakes and banana bars; so maybe it's some sort of heredity/environment thing.
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:50 PM (IQzhs)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima having that drink! at July 22, 2016 02:49 PM (kXoT0)
Probably some Obamas, too.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 02:48 PM (TJCSB)
Did he look Muslim? Because that can be a little more... what's the word... subjective?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2016 02:35 PM
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No. It touches me.
I have 4 kids, the youngest 18, and of course when they got into their teens they more or less naturally switched from Mommy to Mom ---except for my oldest daughter.
Now in her late 20's, she still calls me Mommy. I don't know why. She just never saw a reason to change. She does her own thing--- a sweet stubbornness.
So every time AtC says "Mommy" it reminds me of her and I smile.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (T/5A0)
Still have heard nothing from my complaints. But not expecting to.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (581w0)
Posted by: 0302 at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Marlon Brando at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (HJQI1)
Unconfirmed reports one of the shooters has committed suicide
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (3aBcq)
Did the fat haggard harridan announce her VP choice?
Apparently she chose a Kaine to help her run.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)
5 years on a treadmill couldn't help that hag run
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 02:52 PM (jxbfJ)
>> Chechens, etc.
We had a couple of those complaining about the snackbar in Boston, if you'll recall.
Posted by: JEM at July 22, 2016 02:52 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 02:51 PM (581w0)
Same here. Thanks for calling/e-mailing. Fox doesn't give a damn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 02:52 PM (HJQI1)
Turn it up to about 9mph and it might help her do something else...
Posted by: JEM at July 22, 2016 02:53 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 02:53 PM (mRvs9)
This is the anniversary of Anders Breivik mass murder.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:53 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ESPN at July 22, 2016 02:53 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Anti-Hill
Granny walker with a kaine.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:53 PM (OKpu1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2016 02:53 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 02:53 PM (3aBcq)
Import more Muslims. We've got to make good our losses.
Posted by: Frau Merkel at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM (rznWS)
Last time I cleaned cosmoline off a rifle, it was like bacon fat and brake grease, blended.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT
****
That stuff is tenacious. It's for the greater good tho.
Posted by: Guy ABout to Be Beaten With Phone
Kerosene or brake cleaner.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM (OKpu1)
I suspect they are gonna cut loose at the DNC, but I thought they would for the Republican one, too. Apparently BLM activists are about as energetic, engaged, and ambitious about protests as they about getting a job.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM (1ZOkK)
At that speed, I would spill my vodka and tonic. Hic.
Posted by: Hillary at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM (OD2ni)
My husband used to sing that to me at bedtime.
Posted by: Aisha at July 22, 2016 02:33 PM (HJQI1)
Allison Krauss (the bluegrass singer/fiddler) does a lovely version of it with the Cox family.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 22, 2016 02:55 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2016 02:55 PM (Jc1q6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 02:55 PM (1ZOkK)
4 min is damn good police response time
Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 22, 2016 02:55 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 02:56 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:56 PM (IQzhs)
536 >> Europe is full of Muslims who don't look Arabic...Albanians,
>> Chechens, etc.
We had a couple of those complaining about the snackbar in Boston, if you'll recall.
Posted by: JEM at July 22, 2016 02:52 PM (o+SC1)
The one with the Hawaiian cook, right?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 02:56 PM (T6P0y)
Sheppy sez to remember that not all injuries are due to gunfire. Sometimes people fall down or trip on other people.
That always happened in the old science fiction movies when people were running away from the monster.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2016 02:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 02:57 PM (Fmupd)
Reports are of 3 gunmen
Police confirm "long guns" used
Gunmen still on the loose. GSG9 underway
Posted by: Dave at July 22, 2016 02:58 PM (TIc6v)
And its still creepy to me. Especially with little cutie Alison.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:58 PM (39g3+)
540
4 min is damn good police response time
Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 22, 2016 02:55 PM (7lVbc)
Took local cops 33 minutes to get to my house when it was broken into.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 22, 2016 02:58 PM (jxbfJ)
I suspect they are gonna cut loose at the DNC, ....
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 22, 2016 02:54 PM
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No way Soros and friends will do anything to spoil the queen's prom. The big time protesters are paid, orchestrated, and transported --- but that takes money that no one will give them.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 02:58 PM (T/5A0)
Run and gun? Guess GSG-9 will have some questions for Steve Spurrier.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 02:58 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 02:58 PM (Hgk1x)
"Finally, I would like to add that all of your professional athletes, actors and actresses and pretty much all celebrities can kiss the steroids and drugs goodbye. Your country is built on cocaine, heroin, crack, marijuana (which is a Spanish word, by the way) and steroids that have come to America through Mexico. Thanks to these substances, you were able to have Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, Nirvana and pretty much your entire popular culture. But, I guess you already knew that when you signed up to vote for Mr. Trump and his famous wall. Good luck with him, and good riddance," President Nieto concluded in his interview.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 02:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Germans at July 22, 2016 03:00 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at July 22, 2016 02:55 PM (7lVbc)
Yes it is a good Police response time. It is also an eternity if someone is shooting unarmed civilians.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 03:00 PM (mRvs9)
Video of apparent attacker on carpark roof has him as fluent german speaker verbalising hatred towards foreigners & stating he is german.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 03:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:00 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: GMan at July 22, 2016 03:00 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:01 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 02:58 PM (Hgk1x)
And neither are Persians, Indonesians or converts. Converts have a fairly well proven recent history of being some of the most radical of muslim viruses.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 22, 2016 03:01 PM (4ng05)
1 - Lock and load
2 - Secure all unarmed individuals
3 - Review your Trip-and-Fall Safety Booklet (government publication #8390208403820938290303839)"
You forgot "Wait several hours and bleed out while the police dick around"
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 03:01 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: GMan at July 22, 2016 03:03 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 03:03 PM (bUgXG)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 03:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:05 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Vanceone at July 22, 2016 02:36 PM (IQzhs)
Strategic incompetence.
If you do a job poorly enough, some other sucker will have to do it.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 22, 2016 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
I do this with dusting. My most loathed chore.
My youngest brother claims to do this with his most loathed chore (I understand, not having witnessed this first hand), which is... uh, digging for fur-clams. Start nice and slow, caress the thighs, maintain eye contact, then carefully form an airtight seal with your lips, and scream as loud as you can.
Posted by: shillelagh at July 22, 2016 03:06 PM (L3vVL)
http://tinyurl.com/h4oq8aq
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 03:06 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:06 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:06 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2016 02:57 PM (Fmupd)
There's a great sci-fi story where men start forming "men-only" groups, trying to reclaim their heritage, etc., but the government gets involved when the men start getting violent towards women. It's called "The Screwfly Solution". It spreads from the equator, as the men kill all the women and girls around them. (This was written years before feminism and girl power were as big a deal as they are now.) Too late, scientists learn it's a disease introduced by aliens to kill off the species before they can take over. It's directly analogized to human efforts to change screwfly genes to make the males attack the females.
What I'm saying is, maybe the women have accidentally learned they need to look less attractive in public in order to remain safe.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 22, 2016 03:07 PM (XiVKO)
When Chik-Fil-A had their "Wear a Cow Outfit, Get a Free Sandwich" event
last week, I made a point of going to a standalone store, not the one
in the mall's food court, even though the standalone one is quite a bit
farther away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 01:55 PM (txdEq)
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I wish to point out that you forgot to include the link to the picture of you wearing that cow outfit.
*
*
And that was by design.
Fortunately it didn't have to be an entire cow costume; just anything resembling a cow. Miss Linda taped some patches of white paper on my black T-shirt and some black patches on her white shirt, parked her "Squeeze Me and I Moo" toy cow on her shoulder, and off we went.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 03:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:08 PM (Nwg0u)
That is udderly ridiculous!
The Horde will milk this for all it's worth.
*
*
Mooove on, folks, nothing to see here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 03:08 PM (txdEq)
I. Just.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 03:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:09 PM (Hgk1x)
I guess we will see, my flying monkeys, if these are mo's or common place inane killers. Time will tell. My bet is on Mo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:09 PM (581w0)
Daily Mail reporting gunmen shouted "I'm German" and "scheiss auslander" which means "shit foreigners" more or less.
http://tinyurl.com/h4oq8aq
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 03:06 PM (TJCSB)
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The long-rumored anti-Muslim backlash at last?
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 03:09 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:11 PM (Hgk1x)
~ChristyBlinky, Infidel Terrorist Detective
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:11 PM (581w0)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:12 PM (Hgk1x)
I. Just.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2016 03:08 PM (1ZOkK)
I always got the impression that gosh darn it, he isn't very bright.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 22, 2016 03:12 PM (t06LC)
Artist's depiction of 'ettes on Chik-Fil-A's "wear a cow costume" promotion
http://tinyurl.com/kqdq7b7
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If only the actual patrons had been that cute. More than half of the people there resembled cattle before they put on any cow items.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2016 03:12 PM (txdEq)
There's been second shooting, this time at the Marienplatz Metro Station.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:12 PM (34ZDE)
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Would you rather they were run down by a truck, Brian?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Well-meaning Müncheners opening their doors to strangers in wake of terror attack
Munich residents have been using the hashtag #offenetür (open door) to offer their hospitality to people unable to get home amid the chaos in the city.
However, others have pointed out the inherent danger in opening doors to strangers at a time when gunmen are on the loose, warning people to take precautions before they open the door.
They are freaking tweeting out their addresses!
They have no idea what they are dealing with. wth?
breitbart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:13 PM (qCMvj)
It could happen
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:13 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at July 22, 2016 03:13 PM (RLdcX)
Just heard the first intellectual on the German news channel telling everyone to stop speculating on social media. "It`s not helping anyone to speculate on the internet. We have no idea about the shooters or their motives".
I think we have seen enough in the last year to make a pretty educated guess as to who is behind this. A bookmaker sure wouldn`t give you odds against them.
Posted by: Dave at July 22, 2016 03:13 PM (TIc6v)
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 03:13 PM (bUgXG)
OT: I don't know if this is a joke or what.
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I found that thing everywhere on the internet except its supposed source, Telemundo.
Joke status: Well done, sir!
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 03:14 PM (pC96u)
harder to get box cutters and airplane tickets too...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:14 PM (qCMvj)
Riiiight tell that to the dead in France at that night club
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:14 PM (O2RFr)
Taken out on random German civilians.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 03:13 PM (bUgXG)
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Yea, while yelling "Shit foreigners." Mass killers make sense to themselves, I guess.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 03:15 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: RedDish at July 22, 2016 03:15 PM (5eXg1)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:15 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: cjw at July 22, 2016 03:16 PM (onydf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:16 PM (qCMvj)
Paris guys escaped. Brussels guys escaped
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:16 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 22, 2016 03:07 PM (XiVKO)
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Great, and I just spent more money on hope-in-a-jar at Costco today (eye cream and face mask).
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2016 03:16 PM (805dc)
Posted by: LawLurker at July 22, 2016 03:17 PM (b2PbZ)
Please stop giving Muslim terrorists ideas - they are not creative people - but they will follow suggestions from people who are creative.
Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2016 03:17 PM (ZugRQ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:17 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 03:17 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at July 22, 2016 03:17 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:18 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:18 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (qCMvj)
I do not want to see the SCOAMF's face or hear his voice.
Might have to put on Netflix.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:17 PM (qCMvj)
I started reading books
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Dave at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (TIc6v)
I hate that shit.
Joey, I believe a conservative writer called it saddy, saddy, sadcakes
Posted by: rabidfox at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (EW9tX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:20 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: LIVs at July 22, 2016 03:20 PM (b2PbZ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:20 PM (581w0)
Why does He have to weigh in? Is the perp a Trump voting American or something?
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (dKiJG)
I read in the early morning out on my deck.
Sipping broth right now because, head cold or something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:20 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:20 PM (O2RFr)
defend his mus brotherhood bros
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:21 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dave at July 22, 2016 03:22 PM (TIc6v)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:22 PM (34ZDE)
OT, but w00t, ace is linked on RealClearPolitics.
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 03:22 PM (pC96u)
Germany has very tough gun laws. Those people had no way to defend themselves against the killers.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at July 22, 2016 03:22 PM (NAv1Q)
I am still not sure that is enough to express how much I do not want to see him on teevee. If war is ever declared just mention it here and I will go in bunker.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:23 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 03:19 PM (dKiJG)
I read in the early morning out on my deck.
Sipping broth right now because, head cold or something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:20 PM (qCMvj)
I just saw on YouTube has a bunch of old sciFi audiobooks, I think I will listen to lensman, always wanted to read it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 03:23 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 03:22 PM (pC96u)
nice
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:24 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2016 03:24 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:24 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:25 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:27 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: free range conservative at July 22, 2016 03:28 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Dave at July 22, 2016 03:28 PM (TIc6v)
Posted by: Barkey McFucstick at July 22, 2016 03:29 PM (ydRoQ)
Please tell my husband that, especially the last sentence. He has fits when he asks me how to cook something and I don't give him the absolutely exact measurement of every ingredient.
Posted by: catlady at July 22, 2016 03:29 PM (bn5b8)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:30 PM (Hgk1x)
Why would a German person who hated foreigners kill people who may be German? Couldn't a ISIS learn enough German to say "I'm German" and "I hate foreigners?" Unless of course the person is just an insane native German.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2016 03:30 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at July 22, 2016 03:30 PM (RLdcX)
Ok, where's the bookie? I need to put some money on mo.
Posted by: lindafell TEXIT!! at July 22, 2016 03:31 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 22, 2016 03:31 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:31 PM (34ZDE)
Sounds legit.
Should have gone to one of the camps they refugees are at.... Why a mall full of Germans?
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:32 PM (O2RFr)
Or if the guy the police thought was a shooter was really only a bystander
Then he might shout "I'm a native german. Shit foreigners".
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:32 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at July 22, 2016 03:33 PM (RLdcX)
Shep? Fetch the smelling salts...
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:33 PM (O2RFr)
Obviously a Reichwinger.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:34 PM (34ZDE)
Linda, perhaps I need to eat one of those peppers...my stomach as been weird all week and I am tired of bland diet. Might as well blow it up like a Mo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:34 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:35 PM (581w0)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:35 PM (O2RFr)
Supposedly there was another shooting at the Metro... Of course take that with a grain of salt...
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:25 PM
~~~~~
I'm wondering if all these shootings are actually happening at the same place. The main train station in Munich is Marienplatz. The regular subway is there, as well as the rail (like our Amtrak.) The place is huge. It has an enormous shopping mall within it as well as a very large food court--including a McDonalds. We were there last September three days in a row, changing trains there for the Oktoberfest.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 03:36 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:36 PM (Hgk1x)
Marienplatz is the location of the second reported shooting.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:37 PM (34ZDE)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:34 PM (581w0)
I need one to clean out my sinuses today...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:38 PM (qCMvj)
The thing about insane people is that they're not sane.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 03:38 PM (bUgXG)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:38 PM (581w0)
At least they can hopefully get some information off of the suicidal one. If he carried any ID. Seems many don't.
But, they can get in his house and search his phone and computer right away.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:39 PM (qCMvj)
I did like the one in France that sold wine by the glass.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:39 PM (34ZDE)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:39 PM (O2RFr)
It's impossible to rule ISIS out this early. They don't even have a shooter yet
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:40 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:41 PM (qCMvj)
But the 9/11 guys didn't. See, our security rocks!
Posted by: Your Friendly Government - protecting you from all harm at July 22, 2016 03:41 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:41 PM (O2RFr)
Per CNN, a man who speaks German, spoke to a woman who hid in store next to McDonalds. Son was in bathroom with dark clothed man loading gun. Came out and shot children.
SHE SAID HE SAID ALLALU ACKBAR, which is what Shep says that neo-Nazi say.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:42 PM (581w0)
Nope. Marienplatz is the center of the city. The original shooting was at a McDonald's outside the Olympiazentrum Mall, next to the Olympic Park and on the northern outskirts of the city.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 03:42 PM (bUgXG)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at July 22, 2016 03:43 PM (RLdcX)
I did like the one in France that sold wine by the glass.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:39 PM (34ZDE)
Greece is a shit hole and it was probably one of the better run restaurants.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 03:43 PM (dKiJG)
guess we wait and see
True, remember the Dallas murderer... They started out saying it was a White Man...
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:38 PM
~~~~~
And not surprisingly, most of the shops and restaurants there are run by immigrants.
___________________________________
I don't think the guy yelling "I'm German" means anything. Probably just a home grown terrorist.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 03:43 PM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:44 PM (Hgk1x)
Like in September 1972.
By Black September.
By PLO supporter.
Targeting non-Muslims.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2016 03:45 PM (4AVeu)
All my chips on MO now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:45 PM (581w0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)
original shooting was at a McDonald's outside the Olympiazentrum Mall,
next to the Olympic Park and on the northern outskirts of the city.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 03:42 PM
~~~~~
Thanks for clarifying.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 22, 2016 03:45 PM (Lsu4e)
Guess What Planned Parenthood Distributed at the RNC?!
Defund.
http://bit.ly/29QQvRI
At this week's GOP Convention, Planned Parenthood volunteers and Votes Director Erica Sackin mingled with politicians, press, participants and protestors, distributing -- you guessed it -- condoms.
Each contraceptive read "Protect yourself from Donald Trump," with assorted subheads like "If Trump had his way, abortion would no longer be safe or legal in America" and "You would have to pay hundreds of dollars a year just to access birth control." Part of a larger Planned Parenthood project called "Toxic Trump," the condom distribution is a concerted effort to malign the republican nominee and get voters on board with Hillary.
Trump said things like "they used to like me."
Ivanka is evidently friends with Chelsea Clinton.
But, now they are getting at taste of the pure hate of the left.
PP is tax funded and partisan.
Defund them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:46 PM (qCMvj)
One of the best views of the Pyramids is from a Pizza Hut.
Posted by: gewa76 at July 22, 2016 03:46 PM (bUgXG)
Marienplatz is the scene of a second reported shooting.
Shooters are on the run, so Kerry is right!
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:46 PM (34ZDE)
Posted by: RedDish at July 22, 2016 03:47 PM (5eXg1)
____________________
Actually, he's yelling "I'm Sherman. I'm Sherman."
Bobby Sherman. The singer.
You know. "Julie, Do You Love Me."
So many people confuse him with Davey Jones of the Monkees.
He's just wanted to clarify.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2016 03:48 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:48 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:48 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:43 PM (O2RFr)
Yes but eventually it will be a white guy. Look what Germany has done. How long does one sit by and let their government destroy their country. The immanent problem for Germany is migrants so it's not surprising that some nutter will eventually decide to target immigrants. It is inevitable. This is the way the shit starts in Europe. Muslims think their going to take Europe simply by acts of terror and reproduction, but they don't realize that it won't be long now before Germany goes looking for those boxcars they put away. This ends badly, for the Muslims.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 03:48 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 03:49 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 22, 2016 03:49 PM (Nwg0u)
to McDonalds. Son was in bathroom with dark clothed man loading gun.
Came out and shot children.
Shot children?
Aw, hell..
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 03:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2016 03:49 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:50 PM (O2RFr)
The hell you say.
Posted by: The DC Snipers at July 22, 2016 03:50 PM (rznWS)
Shep is a dick
Posted by: ThunderB at July 22, 2016 03:50 PM (Hgk1x)
Posted by: Jay Sherman at July 22, 2016 03:51 PM (LdMbv)
Came out and shot children.
Shot children?
Aw, hell..
That makes even less sense unless the Children were Muslim...
Posted by: donna at July 22, 2016 03:51 PM (O2RFr)
Shep is a lunatic. Guy was just on same channel, I believe, saying there are neo-nazi's in Germany, but not really in that area...
He said it was "possible."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:51 PM (qCMvj)
I just change channel and hope his viewers drop like a rock. What an arrogant little twit he is, and such an antagonist, hoping to be all above the rest with his crap WHEN HE IS WRONG most of the time.
He called Jonathan Hunt a c word, mentions a BJ regarding Jennifer Lopez, does these half-arsed apologies like the passive-aggressive coward he is, stutters and stammers through news, and still has a job. I guess part of Affirmative Action in hiring gheys. bah.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:51 PM (581w0)
Votes Director Erica Sackin mingled with politicians, press,
participants and protestors, distributing -- you guessed it -- condoms.
That sounds awfully partisan for a government funded organization.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 03:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: f'd at July 22, 2016 03:51 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Shep logic: Yes, never mind the fact that you are bleeding out from a hole in your chest. You probably just slipped on a French fry someone dropped on the ground.
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2016 03:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 03:48 PM (xmQSf)
this is all awful, I agree
this is why people still need to take pictures and film videos, just don't share them yet, but have proof at least because I'm seeing the governments trying to hide information from their citizens more and more
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:53 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Meremortal at July 22, 2016 03:54 PM (34ZDE)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 03:54 PM (NiR1r)
The far right movement is gaining in popularity across Eroupe fo the first time since WWII without having to do anything,it doesn't make sense that the far right would pull something like this right now,of course the guy may just be deranged.I think ThunderB's explanation sounds most plausible.
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 03:55 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:55 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 22, 2016 03:56 PM (581w0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 03:56 PM (qCMvj)
across Eroupe fo the first time since WWII without having to do
anything,it doesn't make sense that the far right would pull something
like this right now,of course the guy may just be deranged.I think
ThunderB's explanation sounds most plausible.
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 03:55 PM (lKyWE)
It's mostly likely Islamic terrorism, with a small chance of right wing extremism like Andrew Brevik, don't know if I spelled that right, but you know who I'm talking about. I'm not advocating that, but I am saying that it is eventually going to happen so don't be surprised.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 03:57 PM (xmQSf)
Hands up! Don't shoot! I'm from Peruvia!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 03:57 PM (LdMbv)
That part of history and the similarities between the two were written in pencil.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 03:59 PM (gyi7u)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2016 03:59 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: f'd at July 22, 2016 04:00 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 04:00 PM (LdMbv)
media, culture, and their poor birthrates all of western Europe in
general and Germany in particular have been indoctrinated to think any
defense whatsoever is racist, and therefore, worse than dying. Maybe the
frogs will wake up, but I doubt it.
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 03:54 PM (NiR1r)
Most people adapt to a new normal fairly quick, but I could always be wrong. It's not like a Germany that sets out to systematically eliminate a specific group of people is ever a good thing, but there is historical precedent
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 04:00 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2016 04:01 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 22, 2016 04:01 PM (FohCt)
http://tinyurl.com/5hzc4c
Posted by: MTF at July 22, 2016 04:02 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2016 04:03 PM (1BQGO)
Breivik targeted the government.
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 04:04 PM (lKyWE)
Screw you, Shep.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2016 04:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: MTF at July 22, 2016 04:04 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: MTF at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Roger Ailes at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (evdj2)
Types Types Types
Deletes Deletes Deletes
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: f'd at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2016 04:07 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Flawless Male logic at July 22, 2016 04:04 PM (lKyWE)
Breivik was linked to the blog Gates of Vienna, and targeted the progressive ruling party. He may not be our version of right wing, but he's Europe's version of right wing.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (xmQSf)
Posted by: Jackal at July 22, 2016 04:12 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 04:19 PM (evdj2)
It's been a while, so don't know if I have the order correct, but when they inspected his computer they found that he had been to and even commented on an American right wing anti-Jihad blog called Gates of Vienna. The left wing media in that country then attempted to smear that blog and the whole right wing with the association.
Posted by: DFCtomm at July 22, 2016 04:35 PM (xmQSf)
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