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Overnight Open Thread-The Friday Edition [Mis. Hum.]

You wanted CDR-M, after last night's Yokopalooza you might take Maetenloch, however tonight you will have to settle for me.


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Run, run like the wind for moar content..........................................

We can't have a Friday night pass by without a doggeh picture. Amirite?


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End Of An Era

Funai, the last remaining manufacturer of the VCR, will cease production of the players by the end of the month, according to Japanese newspaper The Nikkei (via Anime News Network). The company is citing a declining market and increasing difficulty in sourcing parts as the reasons behind the decision.

The videocassette recorder (VCR) first came to prominence in the 1970s when pricing was lowered. Average consumers could purchase or rent the machines to watch the video home system (VHS) tapes developed by JVC. We won't even get into the Sony Beta product.

Damn, and here I just figured out how to stop that clock from blinking 12:00.

Women subject their men to torture. Here's a hint 'Ettes: Leave them home when you go shopping.

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Self-Help Section

Want to be more productive? Do you need a moral compass? Are you lacking creativity? Coffee could be the answer. Or is it love?



Do you lack motivation? Maybe the U.S. Marines can help you with that?

I'm not sure if the perfect crime qualifies for self-help.

Another City Off My Relocation List

"Nobody gonna take my car, I'm gonna race it to the ground. Nobody gonna beat my car. it's gonna break the speed of sound." It looks like Deep Purple will not be moving to Helsinki, Finland.

How Was Work Today?

Hope he practices medicine as well as the pilot flies.

They made millions but still have a bug up their ass.


Their day? They made a large audience happy.

And finally, YOU DID WHAT?

Does This Sound Like B.S. To You?

The journal Addiction has a study which links alcohol to 7 forms of cancer. Stock prices in Valu-Rite hardest hit.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by a misanthrope

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Posted by: Open Blogger at 11:00 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (6gk0M)

2 second

Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 10:58 PM (5o5ek)

3 *plants flag*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 10:59 PM (6gk0M)

4 I better run to Wally World and get a new VCR so I can copy all my vintage, ummm, sci-fi, yeah, sci-fi tapes over to DVD.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 11:00 PM (P/kVC)

5 Heeeey, Macarena!

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 11:00 PM (HJQI1)

6 Tonight's ONT brought to you by a misanthrope



He lived through Trickle Down Economics and the presidency of George W Bush.

Sounds more like a lefty douche

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (GILMl)

7 Women subject their men to torture. Here's a hint 'Ettes: Leave them home when you go shopping.


I never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I don't understand taking them. Why? Someone 'splain that to me.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)

8 Poor bastard camped out in that ugly basket chair got lost in Ikea.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (P/kVC)

9
I can just see the Pokemon-hater hunched over his keyboard with crazy eyes typing up that list, hitting Print, and triumphantly yelling "HAH!"

Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 11:02 PM (5o5ek)

10 He didn't mention New Coke.

Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2016 11:02 PM (9RGU3)

11 And I'm sure a magazine called Addiction wouldn't have any ulterior motives for trying to link any alcohol drinking to cancer. No. Never.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:02 PM (LdMbv)

12 Hard to top the Yokopalooza.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2016 11:02 PM (OF/aZ)

13 One of the backup singers in that video isn't wearing any underwear. It's on that there boy's head.

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 11:02 PM (ewfUZ)

14 Latest from the hacked DNC emails. A Hilldog PAC paid for online trolls. Shocked! Shocked I am!



See WZ.



from previous thread:

Money poorly spent judging by all the "concern" trolls around here. I hope the PAC is paying them a "Living" Wage. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2016 11:03 PM (20X6f)

15 Leftest misanthrope at that.

Which is kind of redundant as most leftest hate other people, though not all misanthropes are leftest.

Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at July 22, 2016 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

16 He didn't mention the mullet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2016 11:03 PM (OF/aZ)

17 I did something so original and so provocative on Twitter tonight that my tweet will likely determine the outcome of the election.

I likened Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler.

His campaign will never recover from this. The #NeverTrump camp wins!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2016 11:04 PM (oRmVC)

18 Hey...good evening all.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2016 11:04 PM (08Znv)

19

Well

Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 11:04 PM (YSs5u)

20 Damn, and here I just figured out how to stop that clock from blinking 12:00.


Its easy. You unplug it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2016 11:04 PM (20X6f)

21 Damn. Now I want to download Pokemon just to throw all the virtual things into that snob's yard

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM (6FqZa)

22 >>I never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I don't understand taking them. Why?


Well, I can pick out the three best items of clothing for any woman in any store in under 7 minutes.

It's a knack I have.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM (HJQI1)

23 I never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I don't understand taking them. Why? Someone 'splain that to me.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)

*****

Control deal. Ex knew I hated to shop. So, she would purposely bring home the most outrageous shit and then whine that she wouldn't have if I had been with her.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM (YLidQ)

24 Please be kind: Rewind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM (OF/aZ)

25 "The journal Addiction has a study which links alcohol to 7 forms of cancer."

The best response is to drown it out with more alcohol.

Posted by: TKYC at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM (EvxH9)

26 "Before coffee caught on in the US in the 1700's, beer was the breakfast drink of choice"

Make America Great Again!

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (yddCj)

27 Axelrod did have better trolls. Remember "Greg" here? That guy was quality. Evil, but very good at his job.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)

28 >>Hard to top the Yokopalooza.


Got off the water late last night.

I didn't see that until this afternoon.

I laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (HJQI1)

29 The Fins can just ride reindeer. Or Saami, the original Santa's Elves, can.

http://tinyurl.com/674gcgz


Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (P/kVC)

30 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2016 11:07 PM (T/cxb)

31 Well, I can pick out the three best items of clothing for any woman in any store in under 7 minutes.



It's a knack I have.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM (HJQI1)

But see I don't want shopping to be over in 7 minutes and you guys do. It's a girl thing vs a guy thing.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)

32 Doggeh hiding kitty is best.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 11:08 PM (qUNWi)

33 7
I never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I don't understand taking them. Why? Someone 'splain that to me.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)
--------------------------
I personally cannot understand it. At all.
My MIL used to drag my FIL out shopping. Baffled me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 11:08 PM (T/5A0)

34 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 11:08 PM (EzgxV)

35 *Peeks in. Doesn't want to be hoodwinked again*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:08 PM (9ym/8)

36 Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2016 11:07 PM (T/cxb)

****

Evening Blanco. How you?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:08 PM (YLidQ)

37 Control deal. Ex knew I hated to shop. So, she would
purposely bring home the most outrageous shit and then whine that she
wouldn't have if I had been with her.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM (YLidQ)

I still don't get that. Why?


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (Enq6K)

38 "I never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I don't understand taking them. Why? Someone 'splain that to me."
-Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)

I liken it to taking my dates to a baseball game. They only ca go once; if at-all. I always get great tickets and if they don't enjoy it, I don't want to drag them there ever/again.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (6gk0M)

39 Those backup singers look like stewardesses.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)

40 Oh wait, it's MH!



Open bar!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (9ym/8)

41 Yo.

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (UpGcq)

42 I have a "Metal Cellos" playlist, consisting mainly of 2Cellos and Apocalyptica. It's perfect for raid nights, since it has no vocals and is high-intensity rock music. This is what happens when you grow up on Metallica and geeky stuff......

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (K27gs)

43 Evening Blanco. How you?

Good, thanks. Went OFO from work for a few hours, paying for it now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2016 11:10 PM (T/cxb)

44 VHS players are still made?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 11:10 PM (gyi7u)

45 Looks I've prompted some YouTube responses...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7P4nBcVjtc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu1ROObuCLU

and in part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ZuDcUVB-I

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 22, 2016 11:10 PM (vBeA5)

46 >>But see I don't want shopping to be over in 7 minutes and you guys do.


I'm just trying to get them in the fitting room as quickly as possible.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 11:10 PM (HJQI1)

47
Unless Kaine have some foxy relatives, I think the Clintons will have to get ahead of their problem by flat-out declaring themselves The Ugly Candidates.

Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 11:11 PM (5o5ek)

48 I personally cannot understand it. At all.

My MIL used to drag my FIL out shopping. Baffled me.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 11:08 PM (T/5A0)

That's funny cuz my FIL loved to shop. He'd outshop us all. We'd be the ones in the chair waiting for him....and I have gold medals in shopping.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:11 PM (Enq6K)

49 Ok so how do you join the Yahoo group? Those people all jumping in a row have made me jealous for like 3 years now

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:11 PM (/22Vh)

50 34: Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu
________

Dobrie V-ger!!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2016 11:12 PM (oRmVC)

51 Well, I can pick out the three best items of clothing for any woman in any store in under 7 minutes.
It's a knack I have.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 11:05 PM


Assuming you're not referring to lingerie, no frikkin' way.

I want a dress shirt, I go to where the dress shirts are, look for a mfg. I like, find size, pick.

I want a blouse for my wife, it's torture. They are all over the store. Literally. It a treasure hunt.

Pro tip: If there's 'woman' in the section title, it's where the plus sizes live. Do not suggest that perhaps your woman might find something over there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2016 11:12 PM (OF/aZ)

52 I'm just trying to get them in the fitting room as quickly as possible.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2016 11:10 PM (HJQI1)

Oh....oooooh. Ok.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:12 PM (Enq6K)

53 27
Axelrod did have better trolls. Remember "Greg" here? That guy was quality. Evil, but very good at his job.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)


Yes, yes....we were all very proud of "Greg".

Posted by: Google Labs at July 22, 2016 11:13 PM (EzgxV)

54 Before coffee caught on in the US in the 1700's, beer was the breakfast drink of choice

It isn't now? Sez who?

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)

55 But see I don't want shopping to be over in 7 minutes and you guys do. It's a girl thing vs a guy thing.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:07 PM (Enq6K)



Most girls are grateful for a guy who can go a whole seven minutes.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (v5iqM)

56 Quick, FireHorse! Send your C.V. to NRO!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (LdMbv)

57 Motivation would be good. Purpose would be good too. A compelling reason to get out of bed in the morning would be nice as well. Tall order, I know.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)

58 I still don't get that. Why?

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (Enq6K)

****

I wish I knew. I'm an Alpha guy. I walk in, buy what I need, and leave. It always seemed like a big deal to her that I would not go shopping. I told her if she went buying like I did, I would be there. She just wanted to shop more. She lost, in several ways.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (YLidQ)

59 ...uugh. Typing is hard when beer is your dinner.

They don't ever have to go to the baseball game with me. If they don't like the first occasion, they never have to go again.

It becomes a "boys night out" -thing.

If they say that they don't like baseball, it isn't a "deal-breaker", but I won't drag them to a game.

I don't "shop". I get what I need when I go somewhere. Meandering and milling about amongst the masses is wholly meaningless to me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (6gk0M)

60 "Before coffee caught on in the US in the 1700's, beer was the breakfast drink of choice "





Damn. Neerve nwe taht.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (9ym/8)

61 I'm just trying to get them in the fitting room as quickly as possible.

gotta shoo Billy Bob Thornton out of there first

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (6FqZa)

62
Women subject their men to torture. Here's a hint 'Ettes: Leave them home when you go shopping.


I
never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I
don't understand taking them. Why? Someone 'splain that to me.


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)









My sister-in-law takes an inordinate amount of pleasure in dragging me out Christmas shopping when I'm in town for the holidays. To the point that she texts all her sisters "I'm torturing Cur, we're out shopping!"

I'll admit, I actually enjoy it for a day or two.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (LuZz8)

63 51---Pro tip: If there's 'woman' in the section title, it's where the plus sizes live. Do not suggest that perhaps your woman might find something over there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2016 11:12 PM
-----------------------------
LOL!
Marketing....ah, it's crazy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (T/5A0)

64 The 2 cello dudes were pretty good. Not my favorite song, but I'll see what else they do.
When was the last time Piercello stopped by?

Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (8JjjJ)

65 What gal wouldn't like to stand amid the tool aisles of Home Depot with her man as he weighs the pros and cons of brushed motors vs brushless motors?

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (ewfUZ)

66 Pokemon hater is commie douchebag.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (bMG0w)

67 38 "I never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I don't understand taking them. Why? Someone 'splain that to me."
-Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)

I liken it to taking my dates to a baseball game. They only ca go once; if at-all. I always get great tickets and if they don't enjoy it, I don't want to drag them there ever/again.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 11:09 PM (6gk0M

Southern girls love going to a Braves Game.
They.Love.It.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (gyi7u)

68 Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)
I don't take my husband with me shopping. It's a different story when we are out of town and it's just the two of us.
I get him to go in the fancy stores and buy me stuff when we have been in New York, Hawaii, etc. I shop fast and he is a nice man and likes to make me happy.
He says to me I was put on earth to make you happy, but can we be done.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:16 PM (eU/yZ)

69 Yes, yes....we were all very proud of "Greg".
Posted by: Google Labs at July 22, 2016 11:13 PM


We're partial to Brad, ourselves.

Posted by: Liberty Mutual at July 22, 2016 11:17 PM (OF/aZ)

70 Are there pictures of bored women at gun, boat or car shows?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 11:17 PM (mRvs9)

71 Damn. Neerve nwe taht.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:14 PM (9ym/


Holy shit! I actually understood that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2016 11:18 PM (zc3Db)

72 >>>> Ok so how do you join the Yahoo group? Those people all jumping in a row have made me jealous for like 3 years now
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:11 PM (/22Vh)
----
Email Maetenloch. He has to personally approve you. I don't recognize your nic. How long have you been commenting here?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:18 PM (6IPEM)

73 Judging by my FB feed, Tim Kaine sealed the election and will now guarantee a Hillary landslide. LOL

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 11:18 PM (PFoqq)

74 But I live in VA

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 11:19 PM (PFoqq)

75 Thanks for the ONT MisHum. And thank you for no Yoko. That was...horrific.

Have a great weekend, Horde. Be safe. Stay cool and relax.

Posted by: turambar at July 22, 2016 11:20 PM (ur33b)

76 Kaine, the white bread in Hill's shit sandwich or cracker buttered with her bull shit?

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 11:20 PM (ewfUZ)

77 When we want our agenda to move forward, we often turn to Hillary....

Posted by: Goldman-Sachs at July 22, 2016 11:20 PM (EzgxV)

78
How much does Hillary pay for online supporters?
And how does one get the gig?

Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (YSs5u)

79 She can only drag you if you want to be dragged. My husband doesn't want to be dragged shopping, so I don't even ask him. I would rather go without him anyway. He just stands there and sighs.

Posted by: abby at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (HBU7W)

80 I never, ever take my husband shopping with me nor does he want to go. I
don't understand taking them. Why? Someone 'splain that to me.


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (Enq6K)

Power and control.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (0mRoj)

81 I hate shopping even for food. Alot of times I just don't eat instead of going grocery shopping. Someone explain why anyone likes to do this.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (6IPEM)

82 "Holy shit! I actually understood that."





I have a way with words. It's just a talent.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (9ym/8)

83 Break Like The Wind.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (iMxBJ)

84 I am not as funny nor as insightful as many of the regulars here so my comments usually go under the radar. I was introduced to AosHQ in 2008 by a fellow raised in Washington DC and have been here probably 20x a day since then. I'll let you kids have your fun in your group I wouldn't be a great addition.

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (/22Vh)

85 Nobody outside my state has any idea who Tim Kaine is. Kind of like Pence.

Snooze fest.

The gun control people love him. That should tell you a lot about where Hillary is going. All in against 2A.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (PFoqq)

86 Also, they don't want all the cold shoulder and silent treatment for not going shopping with them.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)

87 27 Axelrod did have better trolls. Remember "Greg" here? That guy was quality. Evil, but very good at his job.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)


Weren't the axelturfers more along the lines of "Mike from Toledo", "Steve from Orlando", and "Sara from Colorado Springs".

I know gerg tried, but I think even Axelrod wouldn't have paid him for his drivel.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 22, 2016 11:23 PM (1JnAL)

88 General Zod on the Telecaster.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2016 11:23 PM (VdICR)

89 Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (6IPEM)
Because it's a chore. I hate grocery shopping too. I move quickly and my goal is just to get the hell out of there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:23 PM (eU/yZ)

90 She can only drag you if you want to be dragged. My
husband doesn't want to be dragged shopping, so I don't even ask him. I
would rather go without him anyway. He just stands there and sighs.

Posted by: abby at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (HBU7W)

One of the few times he was with me (along with my MIL FIL), he stayed in the car texting me...."You done yet?" "You done yet?" Pissed my MIL off. I just said..."He's your son!"

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:23 PM (Enq6K)

91 I don't know much about how the Go Pokemon works but one popped up in the Toronto Zoo's rhino enclosure so the zoo staff warned people not to enter the enclosure (duh!); and then posted the Pokemon character on the zoo's Twitter feed. I assume this allowed players to 'capture it' without having to enter the enclosure physically.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:23 PM (LdMbv)

92 So I mentioned this in the last thread but if you were kind of "meh" on the idea of Dinesh's "Hillary's America" you have got to see this trailer now!

HOLY F*CK it's crazy and on the money and way out there.

It's not really about Hillary. It's about how toast we are.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 11:24 PM (QCc6B)

93 Power and control.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah, I guess. I'm just not into power and control over my husband.


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:25 PM (Enq6K)

94
I've always liked this Cowboys From Hell cover, especially when the crowd realizes what song they're playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkaGogebHDw

And this one is just frickin' high-larious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDgqTqLsXK8


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:25 PM (LuZz8)

95 93 Power and control.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah, I guess. I'm just not into power and control over my husband.


Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:25 PM (Enq6K)

You're a good catch, then.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

96 one popped up in the Toronto Zoo's rhino enclosure

SO many pranks waiting to be had! Need to hack their servers.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 11:26 PM (Z58Xa)

97

How do these pokemon go characters get created, the pokemon thing you have to capture. Who plants them, and how?

Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 11:26 PM (YSs5u)

98 Toronto Zoo's rhino enclosure so the zoo staff warned people not to enter the enclosure (duh!);

Dam it was gonna be a big add to my collection.

Posted by: Darwin at July 22, 2016 11:26 PM (mRvs9)

99 I did get her back though. I brought he boat shopping. 6 weekends of one day a week finding a dealer and asking questions all day. She never blew a gasket, but you could tell it was right there under the surface.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:27 PM (YLidQ)

100 Hammer pants are perfect for Rex Kwon Do.

I guess you can say he lived through "Vote For Pedro" t-shirts.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2016 11:28 PM (VxHD9)

101 You're a good catch, then.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

Dunno about that...it's just not the kind of relationship we ever had. And we're coming up on 37 years next month.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (Enq6K)

102 Power and control? I'm too lazy and so is he. We are made for each other.

Posted by: abby at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (HBU7W)

103 I cannot fucking wait for football.

I'm jonesin like a crack hoor.

Just thought I'd share that.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (qUNWi)

104 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (6gk0M)

105 That Helsinki news is interesting. Is the long tendency of humans to migrate toward cities ending at last? Seems like the cities are going sour. I'm a city boy, by inclination, not origin, but even I can see it.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ)

106 Oh, I gots no problem w/ you Mis. Hum taking over for CDR when you needs to!

I'm just cowering in fear of another Maetenloch ONT thread, after last night's.

*shudder*

Posted by: Deety at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (xPWMR)

107 So I mentioned this in the last thread but if you were kind of "meh" on the idea of Dinesh's "Hillary's America" you have got to see this trailer now!

HOLY F*CK it's crazy and on the money and way out there.

It's not really about Hillary. It's about how toast we are.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 11:24 PM (QCc6B)


That looks really good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (zc3Db)

108 Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
No man wants to go shopping with their wife. Ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (eU/yZ)

109 81: I hate shopping even for food. A lot of times I just don't eat instead of going grocery shopping. Someone explain why anyone likes to do this.

Posted by: L, Elle
________

It's easier.

The same thing explains why I drink beer when I prefer a mixed drink. I mean, I get home, go into the kitchen, get out a glass, open the freezer, grab the ice cube tray, shake it so an ice cube pops up, grab it, toss it into the glass, put the tray back in the freezer, get my bottle, pour some booze into the glass, get some juice or something to mix it with, pour it in, put it back in the fridge, get a spoon (but that attracts the cats who now want to be fed) ...

I could be on my second beer by then.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (oRmVC)

110 84 I am not as funny nor as insightful as many of the regulars here so my comments usually go under the radar. I was introduced to AosHQ in 2008 by a fellow raised in Washington DC and have been here probably 20x a day since then. I'll let you kids have your fun in your group I wouldn't be a great addition.
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (/22Vh)
-------------------------------
I don't know anything about the Yahoo group or I would tell you!
I recognize your nic from way back --- but always wondered whether you were a GA native who left and then went back or just wanted to go back. (???)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 11:30 PM (T/5A0)

111 27 Axelrod did have better trolls. Remember "Greg" here? That guy was quality. Evil, but very good at his job.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)


Weren't the axelturfers more along the lines of "Mike from Toledo", "Steve from Orlando", and "Sara from Colorado Springs".

I know gerg tried, but I think even Axelrod wouldn't have paid him for his drivel.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
****

I was on another site where there was a loony leftist named Greg. Just because he was "a nice guy" people stupidly engaged him.
He never changed his mind on anything. He would argue the same thing over and over no matter how many times it was debunked. He always took the far left viewpoint. No moderation ever. "but he was polite". So what? A polite loon is still a loon.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:30 PM (hVdx9)

112 Before coffee caught on in the US in the 1700's, beer was the breakfast drink of choice.

There's a reason we're not subjects of the tea-sipping King of England.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2016 11:30 PM (VdICR)

113 Dunno about that...it's just not the kind of relationship we ever had. And we're coming up on 37 years next month.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (Enq6K)

Congrats on your 37th!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)

114 Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (Enq6K)
That's wonderful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:31 PM (eU/yZ)

115 "There's a reason we're not subjects of the tea-sipping King of England."




Bourbon Johnson is right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:31 PM (9ym/8)

116 No man wants to go shopping with their wife. Ever.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (eU/yZ)

*****

After calling an exemption for downright trashy lingerie, agreed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:31 PM (YLidQ)

117
Who plants them, and how?
Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 11:26 PM (YSs5u)
---------------------

The game creator plants them. How, I'm not sure. GPS topological maps something something, I guess. How do they get them inside the Holocaust Museum?

Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 11:32 PM (5o5ek)

118 Congrats on your 37th!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)

114
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (Enq6K)


That's wonderful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:31 PM (eU/yZ)

Tank you!

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2016 11:32 PM (Enq6K)

119
Okay, we are overdue for another terrorist attack. It's been what? 10 hours or so?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:33 PM (iQIUe)

120 26 "Before coffee caught on in the US in the 1700's, beer was the breakfast drink of choice"
Make America Great Again!
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2016 11:06 PM (yddCj)


If only water were poison again, so we could relive such days.

Hmmm, just realized I've never tried IPA with cornflakes. Might be a good match.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:33 PM (iMxBJ)

121 Useless trivia: The ak-47 safety lever starts off as 3 pieces.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:33 PM (hVdx9)

122 >>> I am not as funny nor as insightful as many of the regulars here so my comments usually go under the radar. I was introduced to AosHQ in 2008 by a fellow raised in Washington DC and have been here probably 20x a day since then. I'll let you kids have your fun in your group I wouldn't be a great addition.
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (/22Vh)
-----
Hold on now. I wasn't trying to discourage you. The group is closed only bc we had some deranged troll posting death threats trying to join. Email Maetenloch at the gee male. Talk to him. He is sometimes in a good mood and reasonable.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (6IPEM)

123 Yeah, FWIW, I recognize the BackInGa nic. Been around a while.

Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (8JjjJ)

124 "No man wants to go shopping with their wife. Ever."



Oh, God. Whip me the ass with a white-hot fire poker.'



You go need to do what need to do and I'll do mine. I'll be back home in time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (9ym/8)

125 Flags have been at half-staff for pretty much all year.

Age of barry I s'pose.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)

126
That Helsinki news is interesting. Is the long
tendency of humans to migrate toward cities ending at last? Seems like
the cities are going sour. I'm a city boy, by inclination, not origin,
but even I can see it.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ)








As in..... Helsinki, Sweden.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:35 PM (LuZz8)

127 92 So I mentioned this in the last thread but if you were kind of "meh" on the idea of Dinesh's "Hillary's America" you have got to see this trailer now!

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2016 11:24 PM


I just checked Dummie Funnies to see if he'd posted recently. No, but I headed over to Democratic Underground just to see the temperature since the BernieBros & Bots all departed/deported.

I got ads for the above. LMAO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2016 11:35 PM (OF/aZ)

128 Harrumph!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2016 11:35 PM (VdICR)

129 He is sometimes in a good mood and reasonable.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (6IPEM)

****

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:35 PM (YLidQ)

130 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:31 PM (YLidQ)
My husband would prefer not to be there when I buy that because I have to go try it on and that takes time. The shopping he will tolerate is buying me the fancy purses. Or a belt or wallet. It's fast.
The sales tax in Hawaii is less than here so I like to buy purses there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:36 PM (eU/yZ)

131 Flags have been at half-staff for pretty much all year.

Age of barry I s'pose.

Posted by: eleven
****

But everything's' wonderful! Get out of here with that doom and gloom.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:36 PM (hVdx9)

132 83: Clam Caravan. Hitlerys' campaign song.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 11:36 PM (ucDmr)

133 Alcohol causes cancer. Bacon causes cancer. Water causes cancer. Deodorant causes cancer. Air causes cancer. Sun causes cancer.


So, go crawl in your closet and don't move till you die.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 11:36 PM (pUDQf)

134 Holy wow. Tim Kaine's profile pic on Twitter is taken from behind. Not directly behind him - more like his 8:00. You still see his back, though.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2016 11:36 PM (oRmVC)

135 81 I hate shopping even for food. Alot of times I just don't eat instead of going grocery shopping. Someone explain why anyone likes to do this.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:21 PM (6IPEM)


Sure. I love going to a grocery store because, almost every time, I am like the proverbial Soviet Man, released from his prison and presented with what's in a Safeway. I can't believe how much stuff is in there, and how much trouble everyone went to, to make it available to me. To run a cart down those aisles, and pick whatever I want, and I can actually afford it, I kind of can't believe it.

I guess they call that "child mind," but it works for me.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:36 PM (iMxBJ)

136
Email Maetenloch at the gee male. Talk to him. He is sometimes in a good mood and reasonable.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (6IPEM)








You obviously missed last nights Yokopocalypse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:37 PM (LuZz8)

137 I only like going shopping with my son. Kid makes everything fun.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 22, 2016 11:37 PM (gyi7u)

138 Born and raised in Georgia, went to college in Virginia, lived in DC where I met my wife, moved to Charlotte, and then back to Atlantaish. City's so big now wish I were back in NC. Regardless, I am continually dumbfounded by the depth of humor found in the comments so quickly I can never get enough. I don't need to comment as I rarely can outdo anyone who's already said something so I would be considered a welfare recipient on this blog

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:37 PM (/22Vh)

139 Maetenloch that was a joke btw.
I think you're great. You know that, I hope

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:37 PM (6IPEM)

140 I just looked it up and 'small beer' that was drunk instead of possibly-contaminated water was actually 2.5% and that's alot higher than I had imagined.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:38 PM (LdMbv)

141 I wish they would give the names of the victims. I read that many of the dead were teens and the injured were young children.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:38 PM (iQIUe)

142 I'll take my husband shopping if he wants to go so we can spend time together. We tend to work off set schedules and can, if we don't make an effort, go for weeks without seeing each other for more than a few minutes at a time. So, if I have to get groceries or to Ikea, he's invited, and generally will take me up on the offer. But it's an invitation, not a requirement, and certainly not intended to be torture. If he doesn't want to be there, I'm not going to force him and I don't understand the women who do.

Posted by: Kort at July 22, 2016 11:38 PM (GZCq+)

143

Maetenloch that was a joke btw.

I think you're great. You know that, I hope

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:37 PM (6IPEM)








Brown noser....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:38 PM (LuZz8)

144 Alcohol causes cancer. Bacon causes cancer. Water causes cancer. Deodorant causes cancer. Air causes cancer. Sun causes cancer.


So, go crawl in your closet and don't move till you die.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
****

Lack of sunlight causes cancer.
Spending too much time in a closet causes cancer.
Life causes cancer.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)

145 I guess they call that "child mind," but it works for me.

I'd call it understanding what it took to make all of that available, and appreciating the effort.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (T/cxb)

146 If only water were poison again, so we could relive such days.


Didn't the Dems try that experiment recently.

Posted by: Flint at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (mRvs9)

147
How do these pokemon go characters get created, the pokemon thing you have to capture. Who plants them, and how?
Posted by: Lesstor Nostic at July 22, 2016 11:26 PM (YSs5u)
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Okay, I just looked it up and it's close to what I actually thought but didn't say: YOU place them. That's right, there's another years-old game called Ingress in which everyone is on either a red or a blue team and if your enemies or allies are in the area you can virtually do battle and such. Ingress busily logged all these locations for years and now they are Pokemon sites.

Posted by: iforgot at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (5o5ek)

148 No man wants to go shopping with their wife. Ever.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:29 PM (eU/yZ)


How is it fair that a husband should be expected to spend hours with his wife while she looks at new shoes, but he catches hell for spending 5 seconds looking at a coed's tits?

Is window-shopping OK or isn't it?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (KRwzj)

149 122
>>> I am not as funny nor as insightful as many of the regulars
here so my comments usually go under the radar. I was introduced to
AosHQ in 2008 by a fellow raised in Washington DC and have been here
probably 20x a day since then. I'll let you kids have your fun in your
group I wouldn't be a great addition.

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:22 PM (/22Vh)

-----

Hold on now. I wasn't trying to discourage you. The group is
closed only bc we had some deranged troll posting death threats trying
to join. Email Maetenloch at the gee male. Talk to him. He is
sometimes in a good mood and reasonable.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (6IPEM)


....and at other times, Yoko....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (EzgxV)

150 " Alcohol causes cancer. Bacon causes cancer. Water causes cancer. Deodorant causes cancer. Air causes cancer. Sun causes cancer. "





Well,cancer it is. I like all those things. Can't live forever.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (9ym/8)

151 Flags have been at half-staff for pretty much all year.
Age of barry I s'pose.

Posted by: eleven
-------------------
I've seriously considered not flying mine anymore .
Just take it down and put it away.
Then raise a Gadsden.

Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (8JjjJ)

152 Born and raised in Georgia, went to college in Virginia, lived in DC where I met my wife, moved to Charlotte, and then back to Atlantaish. City's so big now wish I were back in NC. Regardless, I am continually dumbfounded by the depth of humor found in the comments so quickly I can never get enough. I don't need to comment as I rarely can outdo anyone who's already said something so I would be considered a welfare recipient on this blog
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:37 PM (/22Vh)

****

I'm in Acworth. What's the 20 of your area in ATL?.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (YLidQ)

153 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:34 PM (9ym/
I agree, I don't want to look at tractors. But we have a deal, when we are out of town my husband likes to go in the chain stores and look at the produce. I go with him, he takes me to the Gucci store.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (eU/yZ)

154 138 Born and raised in Georgia, went to college in Virginia, lived in DC where I met my wife, moved to Charlotte, and then back to Atlantaish. City's so big now wish I were back in NC. Regardless, I am continually dumbfounded by the depth of humor found in the comments so quickly I can never get enough. I don't need to comment as I rarely can outdo anyone who's already said something so I would be considered a welfare recipient on this blog
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:37 PM (/22Vh)


Naah. Your post makes it clear you've got the chops. Just jump in!

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (iMxBJ)

155 They're all euro eloi. What difference does it make?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 11:40 PM (qUNWi)

156 The flag is not at half staff. It's at hand's reach to tear at, or if you revere the past, spit at.

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 11:40 PM (ewfUZ)

157
If everybody drank beer and ale way back when for medicinal purposes, didnt they all become physically addicted to it? Wouldnt not being able to have some send you in withdrawals?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:40 PM (iQIUe)

158
If only water were poison again, so we could relive such days.








You can make water potable by mixing it with scotch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:40 PM (LuZz8)

159 The Yoko ONT thread from last night I didn't see til this morning at work (I usually go to bed around the same time as Maet it seems) and couldn't stop laughing when I pulled it up.

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:41 PM (/22Vh)

160 I'm just cowering in fear of another Maetenloch ONT thread, after last night's.

It took a lot of effort to collect and curate that. Rumours are the prep work is underway even now for Lena and Trigglypuff extravaganzas so awesome they may break the Internet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2016 11:41 PM (OF/aZ)

161 How come Alex Jones didnt beat the crap out of the guy who spit on him or at least have him arrested?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (iQIUe)

162 It took a lot of effort to collect and curate that. Rumours are the prep work is underway even now for Lena and Trigglypuff extravaganzas so awesome they may break the Internet.

You're just trying to get us to gouge our own eyes out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (T/cxb)

163 >>> Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:38 PM (LuZz
----
Maetenloch can be a little prickly but he is a really good, solid man on a personal level. He's tough bc he is so alpha, but very cool, witty, protective and responsible.

*Disclaimer, he is also my boss at the Yahoo group. He has never sexually harassed me either

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (6IPEM)

164 I'm just cowering in fear of another Maetenloch ONT thread, after last night's.

It took a lot of effort to collect and curate that. Rumours are the prep work is underway even now for Lena and Trigglypuff extravaganzas so awesome they may break the Internet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax
****

Lena and Triggly scissoring?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (hVdx9)

165 144 Alcohol causes cancer. Bacon causes cancer. Water causes cancer. Deodorant causes cancer. Air causes cancer. Sun causes cancer.


So, go crawl in your closet and don't move till you die.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
****

Lack of sunlight causes cancer.
Spending too much time in a closet causes cancer.
Life causes cancer.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)

Nobody's getting out of here alive.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:43 PM (0mRoj)

166 133 Alcohol causes cancer. Bacon causes cancer. Water causes cancer. Deodorant causes cancer. Air causes cancer. Sun causes cancer.


So, go crawl in your closet and don't move till you die.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Living is bad for your health.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2016 11:43 PM (20X6f)

167 158 You can make water potable by mixing it with scotch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:40 PM (LuZz


Oh I have to try that. Finally, an end to dysentery!

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)

168 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (hVdx9)

You may now please to go die in a fire.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:43 PM (0mRoj)

169 A couple of years ago I bought a new vhs player from Phillips because it dubs my home movies onto DVDs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 22, 2016 11:44 PM (rwI+c)

170 Roswell ~ 40 min from Acworth. I feel like I grew up here here when Roswell was still Georgia. Now it's more like Atlanta.

Posted by: BacktoGA at July 22, 2016 11:44 PM (/22Vh)

171 Maybe Lena Dunham will come out naked since she is really into that shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:44 PM (iQIUe)

172
*Disclaimer, he is also my boss at the Yahoo group. He has never sexually harassed me either
Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (6IPEM)


Have you tried shorter skirts? Maybe a spaghetti strap little black number.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 11:44 PM (pUDQf)

173 Posted by: Kort at July 22, 2016 11:38 PM (GZCq+)
That's nice. I would never force my husband, he's a big boy and is perfectly capable of telling me no.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (eU/yZ)

174 Come on. The Yoko ONT was hilarious. He held that back for so long to build up suspense and then BOOM! Dropped it right after the Trump speech. Masterful timing.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (6IPEM)

175 I'm not going to live my life in fear of cancer.

Fuck it.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (qUNWi)

176 You may now please to go die in a fire.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Imagine them in slow motion...with some extreeeme close-ups...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)

177 Hasta......


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (9ym/8)

178
Isnt anyone worried that since Elon Musk hooked up with Amber Heard his companies arent doing so hot?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (iQIUe)

179 Lena and Triggly scissoring?

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (hVdx9)

That's a very effective emetic.

Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2016 11:46 PM (9RGU3)

180 Hillary's so crooked, she doesn't need a Kaine to run with, she needs a corkscrew.





(and she's a drunk, so... bonus)

Posted by: Shecky Moron at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (H9MG5)

181
How is it fair that a husband should be expected to
spend hours with his wife while she looks at new shoes, but he catches
hell for spending 5 seconds looking at a coed's tits?



Is window-shopping OK or isn't it?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (KRwzj)








Oh, shit. I HATE that. Long ago, I was out with my girlfriend and we passed this GORGEOUS woman in the mall. Being hopelessly in love at the time, I made a herculean effort not to leer. Which brought about this conversation.

"You were looking, weren't you?"
"At what?"
"The pretty girl. You were looking."
"No I wasn't."
"Yes you were."
"No I wasn't."
(20 or so iterations later)
"Okay, if it'll make you happy, yes, I was looking. But just a glance."
"YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (LuZz8)

182 >>>> Have you tried shorter skirts? Maybe a spaghetti strap little black number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 11:44 PM (pUDQf)
----
Sadly, he is a happily married man. Bastard.
He was my first blog crush after Ace.
No one tell him that, okay?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (6IPEM)

183 And the childhood Yoko photos showed that she wasn't always a nut.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:48 PM (LdMbv)

184 I've turned the tables on a girlfriend and made her come with me to the gun show. She liked guns but not a couple of hours of gun window shopping.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 11:48 PM (MNgU2)

185 Have you tried shorter skirts? Maybe a spaghetti strap little black number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
*****

I don't think she could get Maet to wear any of that.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:48 PM (hVdx9)

186 "YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (LuZz


Oh Jesus Christ. I suffered that bullshit as well, even when I wasn't actually looking.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:48 PM (0mRoj)

187 "The videocassette recorder (VCR) first came to prominence in the 1970s when pricing was lowered. Average consumers could purchase or rent the machines to watch the video home system (VHS) tapes developed by JVC. We won't even get into the Sony Beta product."

Those hack frauds Mike and Jay are *so* out of work now.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2016 11:49 PM (cC/ZB)

188 Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)

Slowly. Die slowly in a fire.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:49 PM (0mRoj)

189 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756526681645584386

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756526908884516865

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756527109242228736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756527286204018688

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2016 11:49 PM (BciDm)

190 Finally Glove and Boots have new content.

Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2016 11:49 PM (bMG0w)

191 Oh, shit. I HATE that. Long ago, I was out with my girlfriend and we passed this GORGEOUS woman in the mall. Being hopelessly in love at the time, I made a herculean effort not to leer. Which brought about this conversation.

"You were looking, weren't you?"
"At what?"
"The pretty girl. You were looking."
"No I wasn't."
"Yes you were."
"No I wasn't."
(20 or so iterations later)
"Okay, if it'll make you happy, yes, I was looking. But just a glance."
"YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (LuZz

Like a first grader playing chess against Bobby Fisher.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (pUDQf)

192 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (9ym/
Goodnight.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (eU/yZ)

193
Posted by: L, Elle at July 22, 2016 11:42 PM (6IPEM)




I'm just having a little fun at your expense. I kid because I love.

But you're still a brown-nose. *sticks out tongue*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (LuZz8)

194 183 And the childhood Yoko photos showed that she wasn't always a nut.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:48 PM (LdMbv)

The real crazy lies dormant until adolescence.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (0mRoj)

195 181

How is it fair that a husband should be expected to

spend hours with his wife while she looks at new shoes, but he catches

hell for spending 5 seconds looking at a coed's tits?





Is window-shopping OK or isn't it?



Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (KRwzj)









Oh, shit. I HATE that. Long ago, I
was out with my girlfriend and we passed this GORGEOUS woman in the
mall. Being hopelessly in love at the time, I made a herculean effort
not to leer. Which brought about this conversation.

"You were looking, weren't you?"
"At what?"
"The pretty girl. You were looking."
"No I wasn't."
"Yes you were."
"No I wasn't."
(20 or so iterations later)
"Okay, if it'll make you happy, yes, I was looking. But just a glance."
"YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (LuZz


You obviously missed the class where we learned to respond, "yeah, I was wondering when they started to let 12-year-old girls run around in public looking like that."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (EzgxV)

196 If I owned a 7/11 or McDonald's type business I'd wonder if I could put in a request with the guys who pick where the Pokemon spawn. A bunch of people running around in the heat chasing virtual critters will work up a thirst/hunger, I'd figure.

Posted by: Locarno at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (HhYvn)

197 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756527501300629504

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756527710986461185

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756527893518422016

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756528042483286016

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (BciDm)

198 You guys do it all wrong. Look as hard at the girl as you want and nudge your girlfriend and say ' you're prettier than her'

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (MNgU2)

199
"You were looking, weren't you?"
"At what?"
"The pretty girl. You were looking."
"No I wasn't."
"Yes you were."
"No I wasn't."
(20 or so iterations later)
"Okay, if it'll make you happy, yes, I was looking. But just a glance."
"YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (LuZz

As my mother said, "You've always got the right to look. Gals won't like it, but ..."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (SRKgf)

200 186 "YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (LuZz
Oh Jesus Christ. I suffered that bullshit as well, even when I wasn't actually looking.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:48 PM (0mRoj)


Some blogger -- my memory suggests he was a Christian, did a really good post explaining that aspect of men to women that was basically "Yes, we looked. We're men. Yes, she is more attractive than you. Guess what? It didn't matter to us at all, and we forgot all about her within a few minutes."

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (iMxBJ)

201 Even More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756528252370481152

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756529921804099584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/756530122795028481

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2016 11:52 PM (BciDm)

202 Doesn't Kaine look like one of those Soviet Premiers with the lifespan of a fruit fly?

Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 11:52 PM (ewfUZ)

203 I love shopping with my mom; my husband loves me shopping with my mom too. So win win. Don't know what my mom thinks about it all..hah.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2016 11:52 PM (KTFfX)

204 Subliminal message to the distaff side: keep up your game.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 11:52 PM (SRKgf)

205 196 If I owned a 7/11 or McDonald's type business I'd wonder if I could put in a request with the guys who pick where the Pokemon spawn. A bunch of people running around in the heat chasing virtual critters will work up a thirst/hunger, I'd figure.
Posted by: Locarno at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (HhYvn)

You can make your business a Pokemon spawn point. It's actually a thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:53 PM (0mRoj)

206 Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (iMxBJ)

Bet that guy never got laid.

Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2016 11:53 PM (9RGU3)

207 Oh, shit. I HATE that. Long ago, I was out with my girlfriend and we passed this GORGEOUS woman in the mall. Being hopelessly in love at the time, I made a herculean effort not to leer. Which brought about this conversation.

"You were looking, weren't you?"
"At what?"
"The pretty girl. You were looking."
"No I wasn't."
"Yes you were."
"No I wasn't."
(20 or so iterations later)
"Okay, if it'll make you happy, yes, I was looking. But just a glance."
"YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM



You should have answered "So, your into women then? Do go on?"

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2016 11:53 PM (20X6f)

208 You guys do it all wrong. Look as hard at the girl as you want and nudge your girlfriend and say ' you're prettier than her'

Sometimes that actually works. Other times she tells you you're full of crap, but accepts the compliment anyway.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2016 11:53 PM (T/cxb)

209 200
186 "YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:47 PM (LuZz

Oh Jesus Christ. I suffered that bullshit as well, even when I wasn't actually looking.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:48 PM (0mRoj)



Some blogger -- my memory suggests he was a Christian, did a really
good post explaining that aspect of men to women that was basically
"Yes, we looked. We're men. Yes, she is more attractive than you. Guess
what? It didn't matter to us at all, and we forgot all about her within a
few minutes."

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (iMxBJ)

https://www.prageru.com/courses/life-studies/he-wants-you

Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 11:53 PM (EzgxV)

210
You obviously missed the class where we learned to
respond, "yeah, I was wondering when they started to let 12-year-old
girls run around in public looking like that."


Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 11:50 PM (EzgxV)








In my defense, I was a young Infantry PFC in my early 20s and my girlfriend was actually willing to have sex with me on a regular basis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2016 11:53 PM (LuZz8)

211 Women taking men shopping is the ultimate double edged sword. The shopping sucks but you have the company of a woman when you get home.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 22, 2016 11:54 PM (mRvs9)

212 If one could hack into that damn Pokemon Go game, the possibilities of what you could do to a group of people are damned near endless....from hilarious to downright evil

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 11:54 PM (oAY8z)

213 202 Doesn't Kaine look like one of those Soviet Premiers with the lifespan of a fruit fly?
Posted by: derit at July 22, 2016 11:52 PM (ewfUZ)

And Ka(i)ne went out from the presence of the Lord, and took up residence...in the Land of Nod! *laughter*

Posted by: Nadia (Stalin's "Paramour") at July 22, 2016 11:55 PM (cC/ZB)

214 171 Maybe Lena Dunham will come out naked since she is really into that shit.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:44 PM (iQIUe)



Now no terrorist threats, please.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 11:55 PM (SRKgf)

215 178
Isnt anyone worried that since Elon Musk hooked up with Amber Heard his companies arent doing so hot?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (iQIUe)


Either he will get a bunch of $$$ from Obama, or Amber will have him on the smack.

Either way, he's addicted.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 22, 2016 11:55 PM (1JnAL)

216 Political types in VA that swing left are overjoyed at Tim Kaine joining crooked Hillary's ticket. Many of the same people who for years have told me that beep doesn't matter are now convinced this seals the election for Hillary. LOL.

They are so provincial and so focused on how important VA is supposed to be that they don't even realize Trump doesn't need VA if he wins PA, FL and OH. The demographics of PA are very different than VA which is why Trump is making the play. When I heard his speech last night I knew he was targeting PA over VA.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 11:55 PM (PFoqq)

217 209 https://www.prageru.com/courses/life-studies/he-wants-you
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2016 11:53 PM (EzgxV)


Yup, that's the one. Thanks for the link.

I'm lucky that my wife understands that instinctively.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:55 PM (iMxBJ)

218 Really? Interesting. Given my line of work, though, I'd need to put in requests for the zoo/power substations/middle of the highway types of places to see a business increase from placing Pokemon spawn points.

Posted by: Locarno at July 22, 2016 11:55 PM (HhYvn)

219 "Yes, she is more attractive than you."


Uh oh ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 11:56 PM (SRKgf)

220 212 If one could hack into that damn Pokemon Go game, the possibilities of what you could do to a group of people are damned near endless....from hilarious to downright evil
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 11:54 PM (oAY8z)

I would love to set up a spawn point where a couple of actors dressed up as Team Rocket jump out at unwary Pokemon Goers and do the "Prepare for trouble" spiel.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2016 11:56 PM (0mRoj)

221 OK, I know I'm not the only one who's figured out how to get out of going somewhere you don't want to go with the wife.

Act like a miserable shit and she'll find it easier to go by herself the next time. Hell, my 10 yr-old son has that figured

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 11:57 PM (oAY8z)

222 Yes, she is more attractive than you."


WTF? That's not only insane, it's mean .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 11:57 PM (MNgU2)

223 171 Maybe Lena Dunham will come out naked since she is really into that shit.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 22, 2016 11:44 PM (iQIUe)

Is that how Lena is going to address the DNC?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (cC/ZB)

224 "You were looking, weren't you?"
"At what?"
"The pretty girl. You were looking."
"No I wasn't."
"Yes you were."
"No I wasn't."
(20 or so iterations later)
"Okay, if it'll make you happy, yes, I was looking. But just a glance."
"YOU'RE WITH ME! HOW COULD YOU LOOK!"



Proper response: "What pretty girl?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (SRKgf)

225 212 If one could hack into that damn Pokemon Go game, the possibilities of what you could do to a group of people are damned near endless....from hilarious to downright evil


The Hills Have Eyes 5: Pokemon Go Yum!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (20X6f)

226 Her: "You were looking, weren't you."
You: "no, I wasn't"
Me: Well, hell, I was. I wonder where she buys her bras?

Posted by: Kort at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (GZCq+)

227 Is that how Lena is going to address the DNC?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (cC/ZB)

Cue Trump landslide.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (SRKgf)

228 The real crazy lies dormant until adolescence.
======
Yeah, I've read that in alot of reports too.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (LdMbv)

229 222 Yes, she is more attractive than you."
WTF? That's not only insane, it's mean .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 11:57 PM (MNgU2)


Well, you don't say it. That would be insane. But it's part of the explanation.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (iMxBJ)

230 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (MNgU2)
Well played, well played.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (eU/yZ)

231 135----.....To run a cart down those aisles, and pick whatever I want, and I can actually afford it, I kind of can't believe it.....
Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:36 PM (iMxBJ)
------------------------------
I love your attitude. We take so much for granted when we SHOULD look upon it with wonder.

I was just reading that Venezuela temporarily opened the border with Colombia a few days ago and over 100,000 made it across just to try to find something to eat.
Reports were that many burst out in tears when they saw the stores laden with goods. They had almost forgotten what it was like.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (T/5A0)

232 out

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (oAY8z)

233 Nobody tell Maet that what we fear more than Yoko is Margot Robbie.

*realistic shudder*

*shifty-eyes*

Posted by: think he'll buy it? at July 22, 2016 11:59 PM (rLrEx)

234 the onlly thing i shop for is booze. good thing is, it's always on the same shelf. shopping sucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2016 11:59 PM (ucDmr)

235 I think every couple should watch Rules of Engagement. It's like a relationship manual.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:00 AM (MNgU2)

236 216 Political types in VA that swing left are overjoyed at Tim Kaine joining crooked Hillary's ticket. Many of the same people who for years have told me that beep doesn't matter are now convinced this seals the election for Hillary. LOL.

They are so provincial and so focused on how important VA is supposed to be that they don't even realize Trump doesn't need VA if he wins PA, FL and OH. The demographics of PA are very different than VA which is why Trump is making the play. When I heard his speech last night I knew he was targeting PA over VA.
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 11:55 PM (PFoqq)


Yeah, Virginia is split into "Southern Maryland" and "Eastern West Virginia" now.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 23, 2016 12:00 AM (1JnAL)

237 Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:51 PM (iMxBJ)
Dennis prager.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:00 AM (eU/yZ)

238 Heh... a certain amount of jealousy isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Keeps them keen, in my experience.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 23, 2016 12:00 AM (xAz1L)

239

Dennis Praeger has a really good but on why it's no big deal if men look

Posted by: ThunderB at July 23, 2016 12:00 AM (zOTsN)

240 235 I think every couple should watch Rules of Engagement. It's like a relationship manual.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:00 AM (MNgU2)

Is that anything like Black Hawk Down?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)

241 I was just reading that Venezuela temporarily opened
the border with Colombia a few days ago and over 100,000 made it across
just to try to find something to eat.

Reports were that many burst out in tears when they saw the stores
laden with goods. They had almost forgotten what it was like.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (T/5A0)

I visited a grocery store in the late, unlamented (except by Democrats) USSR. There wasn't shit there. There was one piece of meat fat that no one had bothered to buy in the refrigerated section.
That was it. Period.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (SRKgf)

242 Well, you don't say it. That would be insane. But it's part of the explanation.
Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (iMxBJ)

Okay . Whew.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (MNgU2)

243 Dennis Praeger has a really good but on why it's no big deal if men look

Posted by: ThunderB
****

That is the one where he says the woman was more attractive.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (hVdx9)

244 Howdy, overnighties. Pass the bottle.

Study 'proves alcohol causes cancer.' The problem? There wasn't a study

It's a comment piece. It doesn't contain any new research, nor does it contain statistical analysis of previous research. It's not a meta-analysis or a systematic review. It is a short essay in the 'For Debate' section of the journal in which one woman gives her opinion about whether correlation equals causation when it comes to the epidemiological evidence on alcohol and cancer.

MJA, IOTW Report
http://bit.ly/2aftl5u
Citing Health.Spectator.co.uk

Posted by: mindful webworker - stranger than fact at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (5a8XA)

245 My standard line is, I don't "shop" for anything. I go and buy shit I need.

There is a difference.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 23, 2016 12:02 AM (oAY8z)

246 236
Yeah, Virginia is split into "Southern Maryland" and "Eastern West Virginia" now.

Don't forget northern NC

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 12:02 AM (PFoqq)

247 Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)

Heh , yeah they have a movie with the same name as the sitcom.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:02 AM (MNgU2)

248 my dad was that guy sitting on a bench in the mall with the womens purses i was lucky i always had money and dissapeared into the arcade for video game fun i think he envied me

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at July 23, 2016 12:03 AM (afweB)

249 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 11:57 PM (MNgU2)
Even if that's true, it would hurt my feelings. I hope his point is men look and are over it two seconds later.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:03 AM (eU/yZ)

250 No window shopping to confirm the decision of a future Amazon selection?

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 12:03 AM (ewfUZ)

251 245 My standard line is, I don't "shop" for anything. I go and buy shit I need.

There is a difference.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 23, 2016 12:02 AM (oAY8z)

Exactly. Although clothing is something I can't avoid "shopping" for, in the sense I have to try on certain things to make sure they fit. But I know exactly what article(s) of clothing I'm looking for before I enter the store.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:04 AM (0mRoj)

252 "I don't know if she was pretty...
But, damn!
That. Ass."

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 12:04 AM (HJQI1)

253 Dennis Praeger has a really good but on why it's no big deal if men look

Posted by: ThunderB
****

My fiance watched it with me.
Was quite a revelation to her. I told her it was absolutely the truth.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)

254 I don't think my dad ever shopped for anything other than cars, boats and groceries. He liked grocery shopping

Posted by: ThunderB at July 23, 2016 12:04 AM (zOTsN)

255 I was just reading that Venezuela temporarily opened
the border with Colombia a few days ago and over 100,000 made it across
just to try to find something to eat.

Reports were that many burst out in tears when they saw the stores
laden with goods. They had almost forgotten what it was like.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 22, 2016 11:58 PM (T/5A0)

In a similar vein, I had a subordinate who came from the USSR. I'd lived in Europe for many years, and when I finally returned was blown away by the choice in an American supermarket (72 - I counted 'em - 72 types of spaghetti sauce!).
I asked him for his reaction. He said the first time he and his wife entered an American supermarket they left again - overwhelmed by the choices available.

I understood. I'd felt that way too, to a lesser extent.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 23, 2016 12:05 AM (SRKgf)

256 247 Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)

Heh , yeah they have a movie with the same name as the sitcom.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:02 AM (MNgU2)

I figured there might be some similarities: wave after endless wave of hostility, fighting as hard as you can to survive, only to be overrun in the end.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:05 AM (0mRoj)

257 Yes, most know the famous story of when Kruschev came to the US (some time in the early 60s) and went to a grocery/supermarket. He was genuinely and truly shocked at the bounteous choices. He said, "If they saw this back in Russia, there would be a revolution"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 23, 2016 12:05 AM (oAY8z)

258 Is window-shopping OK or isn't it?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 22, 2016 11:39 PM (KRwzj)

A coworker would always say, "I can look at the menu, but only eat at home."

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 23, 2016 12:05 AM (8iiMU)

259 Prager the Man Woman Hour and the Happinee Hour


Always good. He had a really compassionate one on gays too

Posted by: ThunderB at July 23, 2016 12:06 AM (zOTsN)

260 Next time your wife wants to take you shopping. Make sure you direct her to the vacuum cleaner aisle and ask her which one she would like for Christmas.

Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2016 12:06 AM (bMG0w)

261 A coworker would always say, "I can look at the menu, but only eat at home."
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 23, 2016 12:05 AM (8iiMU)


Was his name Jeffrey Dahmer, by any chance?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:06 AM (0mRoj)

262 Isnt anyone worried that since Elon Musk hooked up with Amber Heard his companies arent doing so hot?

You want hot? You want hot?

You can't handle the heat!!!


Son, we live in a world that has boundaries, and those boundaries have to be pushed back by men with gumption and vision. Who's gonna do it? You? Lt. Weinburg?

It's men like Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale who have that vision, who can see that level of incadesent heat. You say you don't want the heat, but deep down in places like the Barrel you don't talk about at parties, you want that level of hotness on the ONT.

Can you handle the hotness of a Lena/Trigglypuff scissors?

Posted by: Col. Catsup at July 23, 2016 12:07 AM (OF/aZ)

263 Exactly. Although clothing is something I can't avoid "shopping" for, in the sense I have to try on certain things to make sure they fit. But I know exactly what article(s) of clothing I'm looking for before I enter the store.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:04 AM (0mRoj)


yes, this counts as buying. Trying things on cannot be avoided. But wasting time in any way is "shopping" and to be avoided

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 23, 2016 12:07 AM (oAY8z)

264 Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:04 AM (0mRoj)
I buy the clothes for my husband, if they don't fit I exchange them. Unless it's a suit or something like that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:07 AM (eU/yZ)

265 246 232
Yeah, Virginia is split into "Southern Maryland" and "Eastern West Virginia" now.

Don't forget northern NC
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 12:02 AM (PFoqq)


Not as big an electoral problem as the northern section of Virginia.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 23, 2016 12:08 AM (1JnAL)

266 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 22, 2016 11:57 PM (MNgU2)
Even if that's true, it would hurt my feelings. I hope his point is men look and are over it two seconds later.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:03 AM (eU/yZ)

I can vouch for it being forgotten in seconds. Especially if you're passing a hotdog cart or a bitching looking car passes by. We don't have the longest attention span you know.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:09 AM (MNgU2)

267 I remember seeing a rather attractive lady interviewed by HBO's Real Sex show saying she was perfectly fine with her husband going to strip clubs.
Her comment was that she didn't care where he worked up his appetite so longs as he came home to eat...as it were...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)

268 "Yes, she is more attractive than you."
---------------------
I prefer using the weaselly subjunctive here to avoid a direct, invidious comparison.
"Even if she were more attractive than you,....."



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2016 12:10 AM (T/5A0)

269 I've taken a few girls shopping. It can be fun - if you play your cards right, it turns into her playing dressup for you. And you can usually get her to pick up at least one item she'll wear only for you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 23, 2016 12:11 AM (iE27d)

270 I remember seeing a rather attractive lady interviewed by HBO's Real Sex show saying she was perfectly fine with her husband going to strip clubs.
Her comment was that she didn't care where he worked up his appetite so longs as he came home to eat...as it were...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)


Nowadays the girls seem to like going to the strip clubs with their husbands.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2016 12:12 AM (fC9RO)

271 269 I've taken a few girls shopping. It can be fun - if you play your cards right, it turns into her playing dressup for you. And you can usually get her to pick up at least one item she'll wear only for you.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 23, 2016 12:11 AM (iE27d)

I don't know how you do it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:12 AM (0mRoj)

272 Hey everybody.

Just read at LA Times, CA Gov Jerry Brown vetoed parole for notorious Manson family member Leslie Van Houten. He even said he couldn't be sure she wasn't still dangerous.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:12 AM (q7T0y)

273 256 247 Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)

Heh , yeah they have a movie with the same name as the sitcom.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:02 AM (MNgU2)

I figured there might be some similarities: wave after endless wave of hostility, fighting as hard as you can to survive, only to be overrun in the end.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:05 AM (0mRoj)

I feel ya but that's why I think it's a good show . It shows the give and take necessary.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:12 AM (MNgU2)

274 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:09 AM (MNgU2)
That's what I took from his talk.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:13 AM (eU/yZ)

275 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 23, 2016 12:11 AM (iE27d)

Does a strap-on count?

Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2016 12:13 AM (9RGU3)

276 Want to be more productive? Do you need a moral compass? Are you lacking creativity? Coffee could be the answer. Or is it love?

Just like my discussion last night, I'm still hopelessly stuck in the 80s.

Remember... the Coffee Achievers?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:13 AM (q7T0y)

277 Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2016 12:12 AM (fC9RO)
One of my friends does that. I think that's weird.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:14 AM (eU/yZ)

278 Example -

Recently invited one of my new friends to join me down at Barton Springs.

She said she didn't have any swimwear....

We corrected that - which was fun in itself - and a good time was had by all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 23, 2016 12:14 AM (iE27d)

279 Sounds more like a lefty douche
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2016 11:01 PM (GILMl)
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Only a lefty Canadiandouche has ever heard of Jean Chretien

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2016 12:14 AM (EZebt)

280 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:12 AM (q7T0y)
I'm glad. She should rot in there the rest of her life.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:15 AM (eU/yZ)

281 CaliGirl, I gotta agree.

It's spooky though to realize: Brown is probably the sanest Democrat in Sacramento.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:16 AM (q7T0y)

282 Pokemon hater is commie douchebag.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2016 11:15 PM (bMG0w)


But not a total douchebag. Because he hates pokemon, and has some sort of respect for private property.

Posted by: Hollywood Argyles at July 23, 2016 12:16 AM (GSdpU)

283 Only a lefty Canadiandouche has ever heard of Jean Chretien

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2016 12:14 AM (EZebt)

Quebexit.

Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2016 12:16 AM (9RGU3)

284 "Nobody gonna take my car, I'm gonna race it to the ground. Nobody gonna beat my car. it's gonna break the speed of sound."

Reminds me of "Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:16 AM (q7T0y)

285 BignJames -

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

You sick freak......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 23, 2016 12:17 AM (iE27d)

286 Babysitting tonight. The three yr old is watching Zootopia and I'm a happy grandma

Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2016 12:18 AM (ziCW5)

287 272 Hey everybody.

Just read at LA Times, CA Gov Jerry Brown vetoed parole for notorious Manson family member Leslie Van Houten. He even said he couldn't be sure she wasn't still dangerous.



A broken clock is right twice a day; Is that how the saying goes?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2016 12:18 AM (20X6f)

288 I don't think my dad ever shopped for anything other than cars, boats and groceries.

And your Mom?

I don't mean that as a 'yo mamma' joke. Isn't dating just glorified mate-shopping?

That said, your Dad sounds like a Man. Precious few males are these days.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2016 12:18 AM (KRwzj)

289 Judging by my FB feed, Tim Kaine sealed the election and will now guarantee a Hillary landslide. LOL

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 22, 2016 11:18 PM (PFoqq)


Time to start calling him "Grasshopper."

Posted by: Hollywood Argyles at July 23, 2016 12:18 AM (GSdpU)

290 I cleared a bunch of brush off my property today. Borrowed an uncle's truck and trailer so that I could take all of the shit to the city dump, which is supposed to allow one free load per month for residents. Once there, they told me that my material equaled two loads, which would require three dollars in cash which I didn't have, and I couldn't go to an ATM because they were closing in ten minutes (it was 3:50PM). The two clerks said they would get in trouble if they simply judged me to be carrying one load. There was nothing they could or would do to help me. They told me to come back tomorrow.

So I went down the road, found a nice unpaved lot off a quiet stretch of rural road, threw probably one tonne of wood, weeds and dirt into a big pile and drove off.

The government fails me, I fail the government. Suck it, Barry.

Posted by: Randy Weaver's Revenge at July 23, 2016 12:18 AM (hxUdS)

291 Silver will also make water potable. It's used in commercial distillation/purification operations here in the US.

I read a book many years ago that mentioned bygone sailors using Silver to keep their water supply potable. I reckon they said fuck the why, it works, so they used it.

Huh, we already got Ginseng infused High Octane (Among other Organic Blends).... we could produce a Free Radical Fightin Special Blend with Certified Silver included....and all sorts of other "medicinal" enhancements. Hmmm...I'll table that for sober thought. Could have potential.

Thanks Y'all for the ponderin fodder. The Horde provides. As Always.

Evenin Horde oh Plenty.....hope it's a good one. Y'all deserve it.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at July 23, 2016 12:19 AM (LQE71)

292 One of my friends does that. I think that's weird.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:14 AM (eU/yZ)


I had a gal drop $10 on the stage right in front of me and walk off. Cute gal, buxom blonde, was there with her boyfriend. We chatted for a while before she came over with a naked redhead and the three of them hurried away for a couple's lap dance.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2016 12:20 AM (fC9RO)

293 287 272 Hey everybody.
Just read at LA Times, CA Gov Jerry Brown vetoed parole for notorious Manson family member Leslie Van Houten. He even said he couldn't be sure she wasn't still dangerous.
A broken clock is right twice a day; Is that how the saying goes?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2016 12:18 AM (20X6f)


Jerry Brown is more interesting than that. He's one of the few independent thinkers remaining on the Left. Yes, he mostly does loony left things, but he still has an internal compass that guides him differently from time to time. Most of them are herd animals now.

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:20 AM (iMxBJ)

294 Reminds me of "Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder...

This is the wrongest wrong thing that has been or will be posted in this thread.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2016 12:20 AM (KRwzj)

295 Man at car show = woman at Kohls. Woman at car show = man at Kohls... Mars and Venus.

*ponders*

Meh, too complicated. The real trouble started when I tried on the 71' Z28 Camaro. It 'fit' sooo well, I had to have it. So I stay in the car, and we makes our stops,,, quickly.


Posted by: Cooldawg at July 23, 2016 12:20 AM (YVkp6)

296 Isnt anyone worried that since Elon Musk hooked up with Amber Heard his companies arent doing so hot?

You want hot? You want hot?

You can't handle the heat!!!


Son, we live in a world that has boundaries, and those boundaries have to be pushed back by men with gumption and vision. Who's gonna do it? You? Lt. Weinburg?

It's men like Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale who have that vision, who can see that level of incadesent heat. You say you don't want the heat, but deep down in places like the Barrel you don't talk about at parties, you want that level of hotness on the ONT.

Can you handle the hotness of a Lena/Trigglypuff scissors?

Posted by: Col. Catsup
****

Then you turn it up a notch and add...Whoopi Goldberg. That's right. Miss sexy thang herself.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:21 AM (hVdx9)

297 291 Silver will also make water potable. It's used in commercial distillation/purification operations here in the US.
Posted by: HillbillyKing at July 23, 2016 12:19 AM (LQE71)


There are downsides. Trust me.

Posted by: Blue Zombie Paul Karason at July 23, 2016 12:21 AM (iMxBJ)

298 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:16 AM (q7T0y)
It's a pretty low bar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:22 AM (eU/yZ)

299 Democrats thought it was so funny that Trump and Pence made up the acronym "TP" as in "toilet paper." Can we now consider the Democrat ticket of "CK" to stand for "cop killer" since a huge chunk of those who support their ticket seem to support cop killers?

Posted by: Slappy at July 23, 2016 12:23 AM (rtfSu)

300 Hollowpoint, I was 17 in 1983 when that song came out, so it has "baggage" for me. Same with the song True by Spandau Ballet.

Also I only recently noticed how ridiculously treble-heavy music was in the early 1980s. Remember the song "Time Will Reveal" by DeBarge? OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:23 AM (q7T0y)

301 279 Only a lefty Canadiandouche has ever heard of Jean Chretien
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2016 12:14 AM (EZebt)


Naah, his name stuck in my mind from the first, because it's pronounced just like Brits pronounce "cretin."

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:23 AM (iMxBJ)

302 Splunge, yup.

CaliGirl, also true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:24 AM (q7T0y)

303 I don't know much about how the Go Pokemon works but one popped up in the Toronto Zoo's rhino enclosure so the zoo staff warned people not to enter the enclosure (duh!); and then posted the Pokemon character on the zoo's Twitter feed. I assume this allowed players to 'capture it' without having to enter the enclosure physically.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2016 11:23 PM (LdMbv)


Sooner or later, there will be a tragic death, and then a 7-figure lawsuit. Count on it.

Posted by: Darwin, counting the days at July 23, 2016 12:24 AM (GSdpU)

304 Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2016 12:20 AM (fC9RO)
I would never do that. My friend does it to keep her husband happy. I still think it's weird.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:24 AM (eU/yZ)

305 They say this is a sand fire in Santa Clarita, right outside of LA.

On the other hand, has anybody seen Tommy Lee Jones or Anne Heche recently? This might actually be a volcano that they're covering up.

http://tinyurl.com/hdtp36m

Posted by: Thrawn at July 23, 2016 12:25 AM (cC/ZB)

306 They little knew of brotherhood,
The faith of fighting men,
Who once to prove their lie was good,
Hanged Colonel Jacques Chrétien.

Posted by: Hai Dorsai! at July 23, 2016 12:25 AM (VO/Dr)

307 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:23 AM (q7T0y)
I love true.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:25 AM (eU/yZ)

308 Lousy CK

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 12:26 AM (ewfUZ)

309 CaliGirl, me too. It brings back good memories.

Unfortunately it also reminds me of how much time I've wasted since I graduated high school. Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:26 AM (q7T0y)

310 Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 23, 2016 12:20 AM (fC9RO)

Thanks to this kind of decadent behavior, I'll never run out of viruses to study!

Posted by: Thrawn at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (cC/ZB)

311 It's spooky though to realize: Brown is probably the sanest Democrat in Sacramento.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:16 AM (q7T0y)
======

They call him Moonbeam for a reason.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (EZebt)

312 well - have an OT medical situation. Have had serious back problems for several months. Thought it was caused by recovering from broken hip, suffered two years ago. Went to a chiropractor last week, but he wanted x-rays before doing anything. Called me Wednesday to tell me x-rays revealed a compression fracture in my spine. Supposed to get MRI next week. He said we'd try lumbar support brace and physical therapy first, but may need surgery. Anybody been down this road? He kept saying this was a very rare thing - I'm a 56 yo male.

Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (5RwQo)

313 Jerry Brown is more interesting than that. He's one of the few independent thinkers remaining on the Left. Yes, he mostly does loony left things, but he still has an internal compass that guides him differently from time to time. Most of them are herd animals now.

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:20 AM (iMxBJ)


SOON

Posted by: Gavin Newsome, Lt. Gov., '18 Gov. candidate, and microphone fellatio aficionado at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (vBeA5)

314 I am quite lucky. My woman likes old muscle cars, guns, and "adult movies".

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9)

315 Commie Kissers
Child Killers
Consummate Kleptocrats
Continued Kakistocracy

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:28 AM (0mRoj)

316 313 SOON
Posted by: Gavin Newsome, Lt. Gov., '18 Gov. candidate, and microphone fellatio aficionado at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (vBeA5)


I bought a suit. Viewing it on its hangar, I noticed it was empty, and I thought of you, Gavin.

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:29 AM (iMxBJ)

317 Also I only recently noticed how ridiculously
treble-heavy music was in the early 1980s. Remember the song "Time Will
Reveal" by DeBarge? OMG.


Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:23 AM


Yeah, it was kinda like that. Not with everything, but, it was a thing, overall. Drums and bass, if present at all, tended to be an afterthought in mix/production.

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 12:29 AM (EWg9n)

318 312 well - have an OT medical situation. Have had serious back problems for several months. Thought it was caused by recovering from broken hip, suffered two years ago. Went to a chiropractor last week, but he wanted x-rays before doing anything. Called me Wednesday to tell me x-rays revealed a compression fracture in my spine. Supposed to get MRI next week. He said we'd try lumbar support brace and physical therapy first, but may need surgery. Anybody been down this road? He kept saying this was a very rare thing - I'm a 56 yo male.
Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (5RwQo)

Not specifically but I would bring an orthopedist into the mix sooner rather than later if I were you.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM (0mRoj)

319 otho, yup. Supertramp was also notorious for having *no bass whatsoever* in their 1980s music.

SanFranpsycho, I dunno. Seems like time has provided Brown the tiniest bit of gravitas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM (q7T0y)

320 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (5RwQo)

Was there any preceding event before the back pain started? Like chiro treatment?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM (MNgU2)

321 Picture "Back to the Future," Marty's teenage mom finds CK stitched in his underwear. No, it's not a skid mark.

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM (ewfUZ)

322 321 Picture "Back to the Future," Marty's teenage mom finds CK stitched in his underwear. No, it's not a skid mark.
Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM (ewfUZ)


Clinton
Kaine
"America's Skid Mark"

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:31 AM (iMxBJ)

323 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (5RwQo)
I've had 2 cervical fusions. Not because of a fracture. You need to see a specialist.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:33 AM (eU/yZ)

324 "Isnt anyone worried that since Elon Musk hooked up with Amber Heard his companies arent doing so hot?"
------------------------------
Well, I don't have any stock in 'em, so I'm not personally worried.
But if I were his mama, I'd be worried sick.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 23, 2016 12:33 AM (T/5A0)

325 312 well - have an OT medical situation. Have had serious back problems for several months. Thought it was caused by recovering from broken hip, suffered two years ago. Went to a chiropractor last week, but he wanted x-rays before doing anything. Called me Wednesday to tell me x-rays revealed a compression fracture in my spine. Supposed to get MRI next week. He said we'd try lumbar support brace and physical therapy first, but may need surgery. Anybody been down this road? He kept saying this was a very rare thing - I'm a 56 yo male.
Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:27 AM (5RwQo)

Go to a neurosurgeon. Anything with the spine, best go to the expert.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 23, 2016 12:33 AM (1JnAL)

326
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM (q7T0y)

=====

He is a grownup compared to the rest, but as CaliGirl said its a very low bar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2016 12:33 AM (EZebt)

327 319 otho, yup. Supertramp was also notorious for having *no bass whatsoever* in their 1980s music.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM (q7T0y)


Also for sucking.

Sorry, I have a thing about Supertramp. I cannot hear "The Logical Song" without immediately picturing an image of the singer being disemboweled, and believing, with conviction, that that would be the best thing ever.

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM (iMxBJ)

328 Imagine them in slow motion...with some extreeeme close-ups...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)


"Haida Gwaii Whale Fishing Corporation. How can we direct your call?"


"I need some whalers, stat. Will the airport at Masset accommodate a Concorde?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM (GSdpU)

329 Was there any preceding event before the back pain started? Like chiro treatment?

I broke my hip two years ago. If I had to guess, it was adjusting to walking with the busted hip that hurt the back.

Not specifically but I would bring an orthopedist into the mix sooner rather than later if I were you.

OK - orthopedist - what's that?

Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM (5RwQo)

330 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM (5RwQo)
Or you may need a neurosurgeon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:36 AM (eU/yZ)

331 I broke my hip two years ago. If I had to guess, it was adjusting to walking with the busted hip that hurt the back.

Not specifically but I would bring an orthopedist into the mix sooner rather than later if I were you.

OK - orthopedist - what's that?
Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM (5RwQo)

You're serious? Orthopedists are physicians who specialize in the diagnosis and treatment of injuries, disease, and defect of the skeletal system and its related support structures.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:37 AM (0mRoj)

332 And any conversation you have with Gavin Newsom will cost you IQ points. Yes you actually get dumber talking to him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2016 12:37 AM (EZebt)

333 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM (5RwQo)
I think an orthopedic is a bone Doctor. Neurosurgeon is a brain and spinal cord surgeon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:37 AM (eU/yZ)

334 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM (5RwQo)

You can develop small fractures over time with regular activity if you are older. It's not really rare.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 23, 2016 12:37 AM (MNgU2)

335
otho, yup. Supertramp was also notorious for having *no bass whatsoever* in their 1980s music.




Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:30 AM


That trend, in my hazy recollection, was due to the influence of new romance/synth of the time and was somewhat a deliberate thing, rather than just "oh, that sounds nice and modern". It was post 70's and post punk. I remember a definite pervasive attitude that solid drum/bass presence (and even exciting sounding guitar) reeked of "cock rock" or "pub rock" and was tres gauche. Some established bands aped this so as to sound more "with it".

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 12:37 AM (EWg9n)

336 260 Next time your wife wants to take you shopping. Make sure you direct her to the vacuum cleaner aisle and ask her which one she would like for Christmas.

Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2016 12:06 AM (bMG0w)




And that, Horde, is how a dead man commits suicide. RIPx2, Buzz......



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2016 12:37 AM (v5iqM)

337 At Casa de Cthulhu, I spent the whole day going backwards.



I've got a Dell T5500 -- 2 4-core Xeon processors, 12G RAM. I figured I'd trick it out into a Xen machine, using CentOS as Dom0....'cause, bein' all security-minded and all, having security policies built-in to the distro sounded kewl. Besides, CentOS' install actually has an option for "Virtual Host" where they leave out the fancy GUI, Office, and other overhead stuff. Since I have stacks of 2T drives, I thought I'd boot and run off a Solid State Disk (SSD) and use 4 2T drives to set up a RAID 5 array, since this has been built into Linux kernels since forever -- and this box actually has places to put all the drives.



It seemed an opportune time to do this, since the cover story for the June 2016 Linux Magazine was "Tuning SSDs", and the fiancee was going to be away all day.




I figured that I'd do a "dry-run" on a regular disk to see how much room I really needed for Dom0, since Xen wants separate partitions for /boot, /, swap, and LVM for virtual clients.....and I wanted to have /boot, /, swap, and cache for the RAID array on my SSD, with the LVM stuff stuck out on disks.



So, I connect up a random 2T drive as my experimental victim subject, spin it up, stick my CentOS install into the DVD drive, and install the virtual host configuration onto the drive. I then go off and do further reading, and find that Dom0 also handles all hardware interfaces to real devices and that CentOS' policy of not using proprietary code means I might face limitations on what I can interface with. I also discover that there is additional tomfoolery necessary to get CentOS to work right at all. And when I go back to the computer splayed out in parts across the operating table, it had thrown a disk error and dismounted the drive.



I also read the SSD tuning article in more detail, and it says that the first thing you should do is bring the firmware current.....which, for my SSD, is a lovely little Windows utility. So I check the Windows box I used to do this years' taxes.....and it doesn't have a spare SATA line to connect the SSD to. So I look for the Win7 computer that was sitting at the end of the couch waiting for me to find a video adapter from DVI to VGA.....but I can't find where I moved it to when the cleaners came through on Monday.



I decide that my best selection of hardware drivers is likely to be Debian, so download a web-install ISO onto this system right here, but when I went to burn it to a DVD, it couldn't find any writable devices.



Then I hard-switched the T5500 off, changed disks, stuck an old Debian disk I had around into the DVD, booted.....and the monitor says, "no signal".



To sum up, I started the day with a plan that seemed eminently feasible and a bunch of things that seemed to be working in my favor.....and ended-up with a collection of dumpster fires where even unrelated crap (missing Win7 computer, nonworking DVD burner on this computer) joined the Clusterfark Collective.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)

338 Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)


Ok, I understood "crap" and "clusterfark," but that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:39 AM (0mRoj)

339 ghost of hallelujah at July 23, 2016 12:05 AM


It was actually Boris Yeltsin at a Randalls Store here in Clear Lake, Texas back in 1989. http://tinyurl.com/o5wqkwu

Posted by: Bob in Houston-TEXIT! at July 23, 2016 12:39 AM (b7AU3)

340 Hillary's new hashtag.

#WELOVECK

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 12:41 AM (mRvs9)

341 337 To sum up, I started the day with a plan that seemed eminently feasible and a bunch of things that seemed to be working in my favor.....and ended-up with a collection of dumpster fires where even unrelated crap (missing Win7 computer, nonworking DVD burner on this computer) joined the Clusterfark Collective.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)


So, time to cancel that subscription to Linux magazine?

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:42 AM (iMxBJ)

342 340 Hillary's new hashtag.
#WELOVECK
Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 12:41 AM (mRvs9)


It's a lie, but since when has that stopped her?

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:42 AM (iMxBJ)

343 Imagine them in slow motion...with some extreeeme close-ups...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 22, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)


"Haida Gwaii Whale Fishing Corporation. How can we direct your call?"


"I need some whalers, stat. Will the airport at Masset accommodate a Concorde?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

Muwhahahahahaha!

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:42 AM (hVdx9)

344 Splunge, I feel the same way hearing "The Logical Song", just because I've been forced to hear it so.many.freaking.times. on the radio. I might still like it if I didn't have to hear it ALL THE TIME.

It's one of those that make its obvious, radio programmers just love it and they're going to play it at least nine times a day whether people want to hear it or not. Same with that dang "I've had the time of my life" song from Dirty Dancing. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:43 AM (q7T0y)

345 otho, yup. Geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:44 AM (q7T0y)

346 WeLoveCanKles?
WeLoveCreamsicKles?
WeLoveCreamyKleages?

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 12:45 AM (ewfUZ)

347 You're serious? Orthopedists are physicians who specialize in the diagnosis and treatment of injuries, disease, and defect of the skeletal system and its related support structures.

Yeah, sorry. I guess I was lucky my whole life and never had to worry about any health issues. Now it seems to be coming at me from all sides. Two weeks ago I thought bourbon and the ONT would fix things.

Fortunately - I think - this chiropractor who sent me for the x-rays runs a sports medicine practice. I get the impression he's - ??? - more than just an old-fashioned chiropractor. He's certainly been diligent so far. He's got me scheduled for an MRI next week. So - I appreciate the feedback, and he'd be my source for an orthopedist/neurosurgeon referral, at least at this point.

How bad could this surgery be?

Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:45 AM (5RwQo)

348 @297...

Without a doubt. City water has always made me wary since I read about all the residual pharmaceuticals found in municipal water supplies. How H2O is "purified" and what is deemed "execptable" is eye opening, to say the least.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 23, 2016 12:47 AM (LQE71)

349 Ah geez Vertov. Back problems.

It'll probably never happen thanks to Obamacare, but at this stage I just want for someone to develop an artifical spine that's practically indestructible. Too many things can go wrong with the original equipment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:48 AM (q7T0y)

350 Get aboard Team Creamy Kleagle before they start burning

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 12:48 AM (ewfUZ)

351 So.... latest German perp was an Iranian German...


When will we admit that the multicultural bullshit has failed...

You can be German ,OR Iranian..... you are one or the other.... or you are an invader...

Just like Hispanic American... or Black American... or GAY American...

You are either an American... or you are something else....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 23, 2016 12:48 AM (qf6WZ)

352 Can you handle the hotness of a Lena/Trigglypuff scissors?

Posted by: Col. Catsup at July 23, 2016 12:07 AM (OF/aZ)


Would.Not.Work. The thighs would lock up before the uglies bumped.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 12:48 AM (GSdpU)

353 To sum up, I started the day with a plan that seemed eminently feasible and a bunch of things that seemed to be working in my favor..
-------------

Sounds like every day at chez Hammer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 12:49 AM (w/iDp)

354 Can you handle the hotness of a Lena/Trigglypuff scissors?

Posted by: Col. Catsup at July 23, 2016 12:07 AM (OF/aZ)


Would.Not.Work. The thighs would lock up before the uglies bumped.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

Don't forget to add Whoopi too.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:49 AM (hVdx9)

355 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:45 AM (5RwQo)
That depends on your MRI and what needs to be done to repair the injuries. Some people have blown discs, or fractures/bone spurs with no symptoms. Others are not so lucky.
Do you have numbness or tingling in your legs or arms that doesn't go away.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:50 AM (eU/yZ)

356 Also I only recently noticed how ridiculously treble-heavy music was in the early 1980s. Remember the song "Time Will Reveal" by DeBarge? OMG.

Yes.

Still wrong.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2016 12:50 AM (KRwzj)

357 338
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)





Ok, I understood "crap" and "clusterfark," but that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:39 AM (0mRoj)


There are some on the blog who are probably LTAO. But, yeah, it's a bit technical. It's kind of like doing an oil change on your car, but having the wheels fall off. Oh, and that was transmission fluid.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:51 AM (EzgxV)

358 Just got back from Star Trek :Beyond. Ugh.

Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2016 12:51 AM (15vyA)

359 Just read at LA Times, CA Gov Jerry Brown vetoed parole for notorious Manson family member Leslie Van Houten. He even said he couldn't be sure she wasn't still dangerous.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:12 AM (q7T0y)


She might build a high-speed rail line that really works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 12:51 AM (GSdpU)

360 Also for sucking.



Sorry, I have a thing about Supertramp. I cannot hear "The Logical
Song" without immediately picturing an image of the singer being
disemboweled, and believing, with conviction, that that would be the
best thing ever.


Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:34 AM



I was never fond of Supertramp either. However, I have to give them credit for good and often clever songwriting, as well as being good at what they did. They were certainly overplayed on the radio.

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 12:52 AM (EWg9n)

361 To sum up, I started the day with a plan that seemed eminently feasible and a bunch of things that seemed to be working in my favor.....and ended-up with a collection of dumpster fires where even unrelated crap (missing Win7 computer, nonworking DVD burner on this computer) joined the Clusterfark Collective.[/ii]

Welcome to my day job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 12:52 AM (T/cxb)

362 Kaine looks like a cross between Howard Dean and that Grayson dude.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 12:52 AM (hVdx9)

363 SO happy I have close tags right now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 12:52 AM (T/cxb)

364 When Team Creamy Kleagle is more than three sheets to the wind, that's just an advisor meeting

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 12:53 AM (ewfUZ)

365 So - I appreciate the feedback, and he'd be my source for an orthopedist/neurosurgeon referral, at least at this point.

How bad could this surgery be?
Posted by: Vertov
----------------

Well, you have confidence in this fellow, and that is fine.

For myself, a chiro would be last person I would rely on as the primary for anything... mean *anything*


*ducks*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 12:53 AM (w/iDp)

366 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:45 AM (5RwQo)
I'm going to bed, I will be on the garden thread tomorrow if you'd like to talk. I've had some spinal issues, they were different than yours but I'd be happy to talk.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2016 12:54 AM (eU/yZ)

367 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:45 AM (5RwQo)

BTW I wasn't trying to be a dick, I was just surprised a bit is all. As far as surgery I would be loathe to make any predictions. It all depends on what the underlying problem is. Best of luck to you.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:54 AM (0mRoj)

368 Time to start calling him "Grasshopper."

Posted by: Hollywood Argyles at July 23, 2016 12:18 AM (GSdpU)


I just realized. My stinky leftover sock was a band that was named after socks. How much more meta can you get?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 12:55 AM (GSdpU)

369 355 Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:45 AM (5RwQo)
That depends on your MRI and what needs to be done to repair the injuries. Some people have blown discs, or fractures/bone spurs with no symptoms. Others are not so lucky.
Do you have numbness or tingling in your legs or arms that doesn't go away.

Actually, no, I don't. I don't know how to describe it, but - when I wake up in the morning I can barely move. But - it seems like the sort of thing, or should I say 'feels', like it should just get better. There's pain, but it's not particularly sharp.

Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:56 AM (5RwQo)

370 341
337 To sum up, I started the day with a plan that seemed eminently
feasible and a bunch of things that seemed to be working in my
favor.....and ended-up with a collection of dumpster fires where even
unrelated crap (missing Win7 computer, nonworking DVD burner on this
computer) joined the Clusterfark Collective.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)



So, time to cancel that subscription to Linux magazine?

Posted by: Splunge at July 23, 2016 12:42 AM (iMxBJ)


I don't subscribe. Nowadays, if I don't see an article of particular interest when I thumb through the ToC, I don't buy it.....'cause with Linux Pro, Linux Voice, Linux Format, Linux User, Ubuntu User, Admin Network and Security, and all the others out there, you could go seriously broke in subscriptions and still miss good stuff.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:56 AM (EzgxV)

371 I've had 2 cervical fusions. Not because of a fracture. You need to see a specialist.

That's a thing? Now I feel bad for all the cervix pounding I've done over the years*

*No I don't :p

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2016 12:56 AM (KRwzj)

372 Sorta OT:

Anyone read Gateway Pundit?

Seems like Donald Trump left a comment there on the Munich terrorism attack.

/seems like Trump should be HERE. But his comment would get lost in the thread...

Posted by: TV Reality Show Writers of America at July 23, 2016 12:56 AM (tvyXw)

373 Delurking...

When I was a little girl, I use to go to Sears with my dad and hang out in the Craftsman tool section for hours. As I got older, I got hip to my dad...he would ask me if I wanted to ride with him to the store...I would ask what store...he would say Sears...I would ask what was in it for me...he would throw in McDonalds or Carl's Jr. and then I would go. Even now when I visit him, if he asks, I will ride with him to Home Depot.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at July 23, 2016 12:58 AM (S/qwI)

374
344
Splunge, I feel the same way hearing "The Logical Song", just because
I've been forced to hear it so.many.freaking.times. on the radio. I
might still like it if I didn't have to hear it ALL THE TIME.



It's one of those that make its obvious, radio programmers just love
it and they're going to play it at least nine times a day whether
people want to hear it or not. Same with that dang "I've had the time of
my life" song from Dirty Dancing. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 12:43 AM (q7T0y)


I hated "The Logical Song" from the very first time I heard it.....and only later found that I liked the rest of the album fine. Furthermore, "Crime of the Century" is a really good album. It's just that TLS is such a turd in the punchbowl.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 12:58 AM (EzgxV)

375 BTW I wasn't trying to be a dick, I was just surprised a bit is all. As far as surgery I would be loathe to make any predictions. It all depends on what the underlying problem is. Best of luck to you.

No worries. Thanks for the info and good vibes.

Posted by: Vertov at July 23, 2016 12:59 AM (5RwQo)

376 See, 'kay?
Si, que?
CK--the befuddled ticket for...one of the Americas, I think--maybe?

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 01:00 AM (ewfUZ)

377 When will we admit that the multicultural bullshit has failed...


You can be German ,OR Iranian..... you are one or the other.... or you are an invader...


Just like Hispanic American... or Black American... or GAY American...


You are either an American... or you are something else...

My ancestors came to America to escape fucked up shit in Germany, Ireland, England and for all I know the ME because I am a mutt. I like some of the old country foods and traditions but I am American first because my ancestors put me here because they loved me more than where they came from.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 01:01 AM (mRvs9)

378 Even now when I visit him, if he asks, I will ride with him to Home Depot.

That's because you're a good daughter who loves her father.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 01:01 AM (T/cxb)

379 CK?
C**k Knocker? Huh, huh, huh,huh,huh,huh.

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at July 23, 2016 01:02 AM (hVdx9)

380 361
To sum up, I started the day with a plan that seemed eminently
feasible and a bunch of things that seemed to be working in my
favor.....and ended-up with a collection of dumpster fires where even
unrelated crap (missing Win7 computer, nonworking DVD burner on this
computer) joined the Clusterfark Collective.[/ii]



Welcome to my day job.



Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 12:52 AM (T/cxb)


I was particularly thinking you might enjoy seeing someone ELSE have that kind of a day.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:02 AM (EzgxV)

381 cthulhu, true, TLS is cloying and an obvious attempt to hit the charts.

The rest of Breakfast In America isn't too bad, although there's one song, "Lord Is It Mine", that I'd swear was accidentally placed in the Supertramp stack when it should have been sent to Michael Jackson down the hallway at the recording studio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:03 AM (q7T0y)

382 When will we admit that the multicultural bullshit has failed...


You can be German ,OR Iranian..... you are one or the other.... or you are an invader...


Just like Hispanic American... or Black American... or GAY American...


You are either an American... or you are something else...

My ancestors came to America to escape fucked up shit in Germany, Ireland, England and for all I know the ME because I am a mutt. I like some of the old country foods and traditions but I am American first because my ancestors put me here because they loved me more than where they came from.



Posted by: Willy J.
****

I am an American.
If you want to ask about my genetic lineage I am of Cuban/Irish descent.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:04 AM (hVdx9)

383 I was particularly thinking you might enjoy seeing someone ELSE have that kind of a day.

I actually don't enjoy seeing it. I enjoy the part where I didn't get called to unfuck everything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 01:05 AM (T/cxb)

384 cthulhu, I am so sorry
I can feel your pain to some small degree

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:05 AM (uAvJJ)

385 And I like Supertramp, to hell with the rest of you

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:05 AM (uAvJJ)

386 And I like Supertramp, to hell with the rest of you


Posted by: chemjeff
****

(Throws stones at Chemjeff)

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:06 AM (hVdx9)

387 chemjeff, I like 'em too. I just wouldn't want their music to be the only stuff available on my desert island.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:07 AM (q7T0y)

388 I was never fond of Supertramp either. However, I have to give them credit for good and often clever songwriting, as well as being good at what they did. They were certainly overplayed on the radio.

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 12:52 AM (EWg9n)


The name, "Supertramp" referred to a drum line in music, a "tramp" being a steady drum rhythm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:07 AM (GSdpU)

389
C-onsulate
K-iller

Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty at July 23, 2016 01:07 AM (H9MG5)

390 381
cthulhu, true, TLS is cloying and an obvious attempt to hit the charts.



The rest of Breakfast In America isn't too bad, although there's one
song, "Lord Is It Mine", that I'd swear was accidentally placed in the
Supertramp stack when it should have been sent to Michael Jackson down
the hallway at the recording studio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:03 AM (q7T0y)


To me, the thing about TLS is that it's all about elevating Feelz and denigrating STEM -- and, y'know what, you can shove that attitude up your ass sideways with an atomic bomb. Compare and contrast to "Dreamer" and you wonder how the same group could have done both songs.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:08 AM (EzgxV)

391 cthulhu, the day I decided to upgrade my computer to the newest version of Ubuntu, I got up early (because I had been drinking the night before, so rather grumpily), and I went to burn the newest ISO onto CD, but the CD drive was busted and wouldn't open or close reliably, I had to use the "paperclip method" which was unsatisfactory.. so I went to Walmart early in the morning to get a new CD drive, installed it, only to realize that the ISO was too big to burn onto the CDs that I had.....

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:11 AM (uAvJJ)

392 384
cthulhu, I am so sorry
I can feel your pain to some small degree


Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:05 AM (uAvJJ)


It's not really pain -- though I might drop dead with a ragestroke in the middle of a similar travail some day. It's just I woke up this morning 100 miles from my destination with some maps to get me there, and I'll be going to sleep tonight 250 miles from my destination and knowledge of some bombed-out roads. I'm still going there, and have every expectation of enjoying the "there" when I do. Some days are like this; some days are always like this....you just get to pick it up and continue tomorrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)

393 cthulhu, interesting you mention "you wonder how the same group could have done both songs."

Am listening to Santana right now, and IMHO it's hard to believe the same group that recorded Abraxas recorded something like "Winning" in 1980, that made them sound like a clone of Journey (which I know, was actually an outgrowth of Santana itself). Of course they've since come back around again; plus, I've read the band has gone through so many members over the years, it's scary.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:12 AM (q7T0y)

394 384
cthulhu, I am so sorry
I can feel your pain to some small degree


Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:05 AM (uAvJJ)


And, BTW, it's great to see you. I forget which thread (might even be this one) but there were some people missing you.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:13 AM (EzgxV)

395 What's with all the Supertramp hate?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 23, 2016 01:14 AM (zc3Db)

396 Chemjeff's steaks are overcooked, in keeping with Supertramp's music being overplayed.

Causation, or correlation?

Science!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2016 01:14 AM (v5iqM)

397 383
I was particularly thinking you might enjoy seeing someone ELSE have that kind of a day.



I actually don't enjoy seeing it. I enjoy the part where I didn't get called to unfuck everything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 01:05 AM (T/cxb)


Dullards don't learn. Average schmoes learn from their mistakes. Smart people learn from other people's mistakes. Curmudgeons snicker when they do.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)

398 Well, that dinner was yummy. Pork tenderloin done on the grill, plus a baked 'tater, mushroom sauteed in butter, and a fresh tomato, sliced.


And doggeh got two pieces of tenderloin, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:15 AM (GSdpU)

399 And, BTW, it's great to see you. I forget which thread (might even be this one) but there were some people missing you.


Granted, they were all waitresses at Applebees.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2016 01:15 AM (KRwzj)

400 Team CrooKed

Posted by: derit at July 23, 2016 01:16 AM (ewfUZ)

401 They are making a live action Pokemon movie...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j9b2w64

Posted by: Hat, I choose you! at July 23, 2016 01:16 AM (vBeA5)

402 Highway Star and Space Trucking are kick ass songs, way before their time.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2016 01:17 AM (dULJN)

403 cthulhu well thank you, I appreciate it

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:17 AM (uAvJJ)

404 CK
Crooked & Klepto

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:17 AM (hVdx9)

405 Primordial, no Supertramp hate here.

But, listen to "Lord Is It Mine" from the Breakfast In America album. Tell me that DOESN'T sound like it would be more at home on a late-period, peace-and-love Michael Jackson record.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:17 AM (q7T0y)

406 I also think the song "The Only Living Boy In New York," which was recorded by Simon & Garfunkel in 1969?

To me it sounds so much like what U2 was doing 15 years later, it's spooky.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:18 AM (q7T0y)

407 They are making a live action Pokemon movie...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j9b2w64

Posted by: Hat, I choose you! at July 23, 2016 01:16 AM (vBeA5)


Gumbymon, and Pokemon. Two Jamaican claymation puppets, so lazy that they got trampled in a tortoise stampede.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:18 AM (GSdpU)

408 Jim, it's an anti-correlation
because when I burn a steak, it is certainly not "bloody well right"


Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:19 AM (uAvJJ)

409 Highway Star and Space Trucking are kick ass songs, way before their time.

Radar Love

Posted by: Golden Earing at July 23, 2016 01:19 AM (mRvs9)

410 Dullards don't learn. Average schmoes learn from their mistakes. Smart people learn from other people's mistakes. Curmudgeons snicker when they do.

I can empathize, but I'm not jumping into someone else's cesspool when mine's plenty foul as it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 01:19 AM (T/cxb)

411 My version of Pokémon Go would be Pokémon Go ACP.
You find the liitle b*stards and shoot them.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:20 AM (hVdx9)

412 391
cthulhu, the day I decided to upgrade my computer to the newest version
of Ubuntu, I got up early (because I had been drinking the night before,
so rather grumpily), and I went to burn the newest ISO onto CD, but the
CD drive was busted and wouldn't open or close reliably, I had to use
the "paperclip method" which was unsatisfactory.. so I went to Walmart
early in the morning to get a new CD drive, installed it, only to
realize that the ISO was too big to burn onto the CDs that I had.....


Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:11 AM (uAvJJ)


Yup. Just gotta outlast the setbacks....I had to do the paperclip method myself a couple of times today, and -- of course -- my paperclip tool wasn't where it normally lives (in a certain mug on a "mug tree" adjacent to the kitchen [I used to have to use it regularly to clear obstructions in the drip caffeinator]....it had snuck into an adjacent mug [or the tree had been rotated]). More blood-pressure-spiking frustration that ultimately meant nothing.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)

413 I see that YouTube has reformatted to the full unusable and absolutely ugly and non-functional Win10 look.

Unlabled drop downs, Ariel Black and no borders. Yea.


Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2016 01:21 AM (ry34m)

414 395
What's with all the Supertramp hate?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 23, 2016 01:14 AM (zc3Db)


I was surprised to find how much I appreciated them after I got past TLS.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)

415 Highway Star and Space Trucking are kick ass songs, way before their time.

These are true facts.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2016 01:22 AM (KRwzj)

416 cthulhu yup just gotta roll with it
finally got it installed, but it took about twice as long as I was planning
and I still haven't figured out how to avoid having to reinstall my graphics driver every time I update the kernel... oh well...

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:22 AM (uAvJJ)

417 Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your love to me...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:23 AM (q7T0y)

418 and I still haven't figured out how to avoid having to reinstall my graphics driver every time I update the kernel... oh well...

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:22 AM (uAvJJ)


Tell us about it!

Posted by: KFC at July 23, 2016 01:23 AM (GSdpU)

419 But, listen to "Lord Is It Mine" from the Breakfast
In America album. Tell me that DOESN'T sound like it would be more at
home on a late-period, peace-and-love Michael Jackson record.




Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:17 AM


Don't know about anybody else, but I just can't listen to that record. Ever again. I was share housing with an individual who owned just one LP... Breakfast In America... and said individual played it all day... every day. It's not a bad LP... but, I got a lifetimes dose of it.

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 01:26 AM (EWg9n)

420 and I still haven't figured out how to avoid having to reinstall my graphics driver every time I update the kernel... oh well...

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:22 AM (uAvJJ)


Tell us about it!

Posted by: KFC
****

I understand the Col. cursed about the gravy as if he had Tourette's when they didn't do it to his satisfaction.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:27 AM (hVdx9)

421 417
Give a little bit

Give a little bit of your love to me...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:23 AM (q7T0y)




"Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer

Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer

Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!

I said "Far out, - What a day, a year, a laugh it is!"

You know, - Well you know you had it comin' to you,

Now there's not a lot I can do



Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer;

So now you put your head in your hands, oh no!

I said "Far out, - What a day, a year, a laugh it is!"

You know, - Well you know you had it comin' to you,

Now there's not a lot I can do."




It's almost like a Conservative song -- "sure, we're fond of you and wish you well.....but, damn, you need to knock-off the stupid."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:28 AM (EzgxV)

422 Don't know about anybody else, but I just can't listen to that record. Ever again. I was share housing with an individual who owned just one LP... Breakfast In America... and said individual played it all day... every day. It's not a bad LP... but, I got a lifetimes dose of it.


Posted by: otho
****

I understand the whole burnout thing. My lady likes the pop music from the 80's- like Wham!, etc.
I hear that stuff and I get a little queasy.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:28 AM (hVdx9)

423 oh, THAT kind of "colonel"... was a little bit confused for a moment

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:28 AM (uAvJJ)

424 What's with all the Supertramp hate?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
----------

Well, they've got the bloody right to say it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 01:29 AM (9mTYi)

425 I understand the Col. cursed about the gravy as if he had Tourette's when they didn't do it to his satisfaction.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:27 AM (hVdx9)


Wasn't there an article about him linked here on the ONT a few weeks ago? Sounds like he was quite the character.

Posted by: KFC at July 23, 2016 01:29 AM (GSdpU)

426 For everyone except TKAW:

https://youtu.be/NkcU2_Vs7Xw

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:29 AM (uAvJJ)

427 416
cthulhu yup just gotta roll with it
finally got it installed, but it took about twice as long as I was planning
and I still haven't figured out how to avoid having to reinstall my graphics driver every time I update the kernel... oh well...


Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:22 AM (uAvJJ)


That's weird -- Ubuntu generally has very good device support.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)

428 cthulhu, hmmm, never saw it that way... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:30 AM (q7T0y)

429 Wasn't there an article about him linked here on the ONT a few weeks ago? Sounds like he was quite the character.

Posted by: KFC
****

I think you are right. As I tend to be drunk on Friday nights, I don't fully recall where I read such info.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:32 AM (hVdx9)

430 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 23, 2016 01:32 AM (/wm8n)

431 Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it.

Do I have the wrong impression?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 01:32 AM (9mTYi)

432 Am I the only one that is watching Kung-fu Hustle on bounce? I love this movie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 23, 2016 01:33 AM (6Ll1u)

433 cthulhu, Ubuntu does
if I use the open-source driver, everything works great
but if I use the proprietary driver then I have to reinstall it every time
sad face

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:33 AM (uAvJJ)

434 The corn stand on the side of the highway has some sweet kernels for sale right now.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 01:33 AM (mRvs9)

435 Testament: Return to Serenity
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hrpxs9r

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:34 AM (hVdx9)

436 The corn stand on the side of the highway has some sweet kernels for sale right now.
Posted by: Willy J.
-----------

Silver King?
Oh... never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 01:34 AM (9mTYi)

437 I understand the whole burnout thing. My lady likes the pop music from the 80's- like Wham!, etc.

I hear that stuff and I get a little queasy.





Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:28 AM

It was when it came out, which made matters worse. That stuff was on the radio 24/7 and it was on the turntable at home all freakin' day as well. I have trouble sitting through Dark Side of The Moon due to a similar effect, but Breakfast In America was a whole other level of torture. I know when I go to Hell, old Nick has a copy of BIA waiting specially for me.

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 01:35 AM (EWg9n)

438 Am I the only one that is watching Kung-fu Hustle on bounce? I love this movie.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
****

That was a good movie. Lots of good humor.
Not a believer in that "chi" stuff tho.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)

439 Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it.

Do I have the wrong impression?


No, you don't.

It's why they don't have time to trim their beards.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 23, 2016 01:37 AM (KRwzj)

440 Silver King?

No not children of the corn

Oh wait you said silver not Steven.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 01:37 AM (mRvs9)

441 I was hoping that the Yoko ONT would be followed up by the Wendy O. Williams ONT.


Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 23, 2016 01:37 AM (CbGSW)

442 I would take 80's music over modern music any day though, even with Bananarama

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:37 AM (uAvJJ)

443 yes there is a lot of fussing involved with Linux

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:37 AM (uAvJJ)

444 Mornin' all.

Supertramp, eh?

One all-time all-the-way-through stone cold classic album: Crime of the Century

One halfway decent album (mainly "Fool's Overture") Even in the Quietest Moments

Everything else: meh

But Breakfast in America does have outstanding cover art. It's among the framed album covers I use for wall art in the man cave. Everyone thinks I must love the album since I have the cover on the wall. I hate the album. Love the cover.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 01:37 AM (WlGX+)

445 GO SEE 'Hillary's America.'

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 23, 2016 01:38 AM (Kucy5)

446 Bananarama had three great songs:

- It's Not What You Do, It's The Way That You Do It (with Fun Boy Three)

- Cruel Summer (surprised a movie hasn't come out already based on this song)

- Venus (their remake is even better than the 1970 original)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:38 AM (q7T0y)

447 Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it.

Do I have the wrong impression?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 01:32 AM (9mTYi)


Well, the Linux Mint install on the desktop at my place in Arizona has been rock solid whenever I have used it. I have not had to fuss with it. My only issue was trying to install a printer driver I didn't need, because the printer driver I needed was native to the build.


I turn it on, it boots and it works. I have Pale Moon loaded, and I copied the bookmarks that I use here from my profile on this machine. So here I run Pale Moon on Win 7, and it looks like it looks. Go to AZ, fire up the Linux box, and it runs Pale Moon, and it looks the same. At my level of usership, Linux = Windows, as far as allowing me to use the box for my own purposes. It was not any kind of struggle, and I am not a Linux nerd by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: KFC at July 23, 2016 01:39 AM (GSdpU)

448 - Venus (their remake is even better than the 1970 original)

I'm sure it is, but if you watch the music video today, you just have to laugh, it's just so silly

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:39 AM (uAvJJ)

449 It was when it came out, which made matters worse. That stuff was on the radio 24/7 and it was on the turntable at home all freakin' day as well. I have trouble sitting through Dark Side of The Moon due to a similar effect, but Breakfast In America was a whole other level of torture. I know when I go to Hell, old Nick has a copy of BIA waiting specially for me.


Posted by: otho
****

And you'll be trapped in an elevator forced to listen to it.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:40 AM (hVdx9)

450
428
cthulhu, hmmm, never saw it that way... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:30 AM (q7T0y)


That's why it's so jarring for me to see:
"But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible,

Logical, responsible, practical.

And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,

Clinical, intellectual, cynical."
and
"Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,

Liberal, fanatical, criminal.

Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're

Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable!"

Excuse me, but isn't it a good thing to be sensible, logical, responsible, respectable, and practical? Isn't it profoundly silly to be "a stupid little dreamer"?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:40 AM (EzgxV)

451 Off [redacted]Fried Chicken sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:40 AM (GSdpU)

452 I saw Supertramp about a dozen too many times in the 80s.
Opening for just about anyone playing on the East Coast.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 01:40 AM (HJQI1)

453 chemjeff, oh yeah. So many 1980s videos are.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:40 AM (q7T0y)

454 The thing that bothered me about Bananarama was that they all sang at the same time. I think they should have been more like The Supremes. Maybe take turns with the lead and backup vocals.

Anyway, that's why all Bananarama songs sound basically the same.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 23, 2016 01:41 AM (CbGSW)

455 cthulhu, yup.

But they were rock musicians with a leftover rehashed groovy 1960s/70s POV. They didn't have to be sane. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:41 AM (q7T0y)

456 Skunky, true. Bananarama's saving grace was some great melodies.

I never cared for "Robert DeNiro's Waiting" that much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:42 AM (q7T0y)

457 * unlurks *

Too tired to participate.
Just too late.
Y'all are great.

Good night, Gracies!

* snoozes *

Posted by: mindful webworker - strangler than fission at July 23, 2016 01:42 AM (rNruR)

458 Evening roonz and roonettez...or morning I should say. I should be sleeping, taking milady shooting tomorrow AM and then we're off to Myrtle for a week on Sunday.


But here I am.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 23, 2016 01:42 AM (vbvxt)

459 Bow wow wow had one great song

I Want Candy

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 01:43 AM (mRvs9)

460 If I end up in hell, it'll be Journey Frontiers waiting for me. My older sis couldn't get enough of it. I couldn't get away from it.

Posted by: Cooldawg at July 23, 2016 01:43 AM (YVkp6)

461 Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it.
Do I have the wrong impression?


I have around 600 running instances that were all installed using a couple of scripts I wrote 11 years ago. Some of them have been up for 1000+ days. (Hey, four digits, that's impressive right?)

Then there's my desktop, which for some reason mutes the headphone jack at boot time. Still haven't found a fix for that.

Depends on what you're trying to do, and how well you understand not only the problem, but the proposed solution.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 01:44 AM (T/cxb)

462 My sister had the cassette of Journey's Escape album.

I admit I mostly liked it at the time, or at least I learned to adapt. Now I hear it and some of it stands up... but not all of it, in fact I wonder what I heard that I liked about it.

And I haven't heard "Open Arms" in years, but still have no desire to hear it again; I had heard a lifetime's worth of that song by 1989.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:45 AM (q7T0y)

463 And you'll be trapped in an elevator forced to listen to it.




Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:40 AM

With between LP's DJ patter to piss me off... "That was Breakfast In America, by Supertramp. Are you ready for Rocket To Russia, by the Ramones? Nah, just fucking with you. Here's Breakfast In America again..."

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 01:46 AM (EWg9n)

464 459 Bow wow wow had one great song

I always liked their ode to the cassette tape: "C30-C60-C90 Go!"

Burundi drumming.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 01:46 AM (WlGX+)

465 Cooldawg, need a laugh?

Check out the video Journey did for "Separate Ways." OMG, what was the budget for this thing, about five dollars? And the "special effects" consist solely of jump cuts all the way through the thing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:46 AM (q7T0y)

466 WhatWhatWhat, I liked "I Want Candy."

They were a weird band though. Another one of Malcolm McLaren's crazy projects.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:47 AM (q7T0y)

467 >>>Bow wow wow had one great song
I Want Candy
Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 01:43 AM (mRvs9)
<<<

2016 version for Dem convention...
I Want Candy Kaine

Posted by: Bow Wow Wow (Cankles barking like a dog) at July 23, 2016 01:47 AM (H9MG5)

468 - It's Not What You Do, It's The Way That You Do It (with Fun Boy Three)

- Cruel Summer (surprised a movie hasn't come out already based on this song)

- Venus (their remake is even better than the 1970 original)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:38 AM (q7T0y)


It always pays to go back to the source. The Jimmie Lunceford Orchestra, regarded as one of the swingingest big bands ever:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-r8M9SSFPs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:47 AM (GSdpU)

469 And I haven't heard "Open Arms" in years, but still have no desire to hear it again; I had heard a lifetime's worth of that song by 1989.

Used to piss of my sister by changing it to "Broken Arms". Zero to lashing out in rage in about two seconds.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 01:47 AM (T/cxb)

470 Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it.



Do I have the wrong impression?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 01:32 AM (9mTYi)



I downloaded Linux Mint 17.3 and can't get past the part where you verify your download is good. User friendly it ain't, which is why Bill Gates is a gazillionare and Linux is used by programmers.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 23, 2016 01:48 AM (vbvxt)

471 Good Times Roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCmkZFMSuFQ

Posted by: The Cars at July 23, 2016 01:48 AM (HJQI1)

472 Bow wow wow had one great song
****

There was always that urban legend about the female lead singer not wearing undies beneath her shirt.
Buckwheat's hair...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:48 AM (hVdx9)

473 otho, LOL.

"And that was, for the 5 billionth play, 'I've Had The Time Of My Life' by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes. Oh what the heck, I just love it so much, let's play it again..."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:49 AM (q7T0y)

474 WhatWhatWhat, I liked "I Want Candy."



They were a weird band though. Another one of Malcolm McLaren's crazy projects.




Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:47 AM


One of the best songs of the 80's. It was sheer genius. Catchy as hell and sounded terrific.

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 01:49 AM (EWg9n)

475 AOP, yup. Remake of a hit single from 1927, OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:49 AM (q7T0y)

476 465 Cooldawg, need a laugh?

Check out the video Journey did for "Separate Ways." OMG, what was the budget for this thing, about five dollars? And the "special effects" consist solely of jump cuts all the way through the thing.
Posted by: qdpsteve



Ah, the glorius early days of music videos. It destroyed Billy Squire's career. To bad, he's a solid rocker.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2016 01:50 AM (20X6f)

477 Hitlery is always "fighting." Now Kaine is a "fighter" too.

She overuses "fighting" like Oblahblah with his "let me be clear." The word "fighting" must poll well with the dim bulbs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 01:50 AM (WlGX+)

478 With between LP's DJ patter to piss me off... "That was Breakfast In America, by Supertramp. Are you ready for Rocket To Russia, by the Ramones? Nah, just fucking with you. Here's Breakfast In America again..."


Posted by: otho
****

Hell indeed. Damn.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:50 AM (hVdx9)

479 I love Dead Mans Party by Oingo Boingo... Danny Elfman is a genius...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 01:50 AM (O2RFr)

480 I love Dead Mans Party by Oingo Boingo... Danny Elfman is a genius...

Posted by: donna
****

A great song. Makes me think of Back To School tho.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:51 AM (hVdx9)

481 A great song. Makes me think of Back To School tho.

Yeah, shitty movie, but great song..

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 01:51 AM (O2RFr)

482 donna, Dead Man's Party was an interesting album with lots of solid, if not exactly super-classic memorable, tunes.

I also like Danny Elfman's very first solo album a lot, which of course was titled "So-Lo." "Only When I Laugh" is super-dark but an enjoyable tune. One of my 1980s college radio discoveries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:52 AM (q7T0y)

483 There was always that urban legend about the female lead singer not wearing undies beneath her shirt.
Buckwheat's hair...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:48 AM (hVdx9)


You mean something like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwrHCa9t0dM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:53 AM (GSdpU)

484 431
Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it.



Do I have the wrong impression?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 01:32 AM (9mTYi)


Windows/Apple is like having a workshop for doing auto repair. It's compact, you understand that things are going to be coming in with four wheels and gasoline engines. You can fiddle, but not much. And if someone shows up with an RX-7, you might have trouble dealing with its Wankel rotary engine.


Linux is like having a workshop that can fabricate anything from a cyclotron to a nuclear submarine. You can use it for auto repair....but all the ATMs you use -- Linux; your home router -- embedded Linux; the internet backbone -- Unix (might by Linux now); the banking system -- Linux; the self-checkout kiosks at your local grocery -- Windows....which is why they're always rebooting them.

Its capabilities draw people in to fussing with it. You can do so much more. But you don't have to.

I'm spending a lot of time fussing with it because I didn't understand how much internet security resembled wet tissue paper. When Ira tagged me, I said that I'd rebuild secure and it would take me at least a year. It's taken me a bit over a year so far and I've got a decent understanding of how bad things are.....and roadmaps forward. Once I've build my citadel, I don't intend to fiddle with it nearly as much

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:53 AM (EzgxV)

485 482 donna, Dead Man's Party was an interesting album with lots of solid, if not exactly super-classic memorable, tunes.

Right... I like that song... The rest I'm not familiar with...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 01:54 AM (O2RFr)

486 Just kind of at random played The Cars debut album while I was working yesterday. All the hits were of course played to death on the radio, but taken as a whole that is still one f'ing great album. Roy Thomas Baker's production just leaps out of the speakers. Every song kills. And that closing one-two punch of "Living in Stereo/All Mixed Up" just takes it to the stratosphere. (even without the visual of Phoebe Cates taking her bikini top off.)

How can you knock it out of the park on the first shot like that? Unbelievable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 01:56 AM (WlGX+)

487 Linux is Windows without the training wheels.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:56 AM (uAvJJ)

488 Watching Stranger Things. So now the band in my head is The Clash.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 01:56 AM (mRvs9)

489 WhatWhatWhat, that's one of my all-time favorite albums. Everything fits together like a jigsaw puzzle, and it's so tight and tuneful...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:57 AM (q7T0y)

490 Honestly, the ring tone on my phone for my gf is 'Wild Sex in the Working Class'.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 23, 2016 01:57 AM (CbGSW)

491 You'll be wearing blue and brown and working for The Clampdown

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 01:57 AM (WlGX+)

492 Testament: Return to Serenity

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hrpxs9r

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:34 AM (hVdx9)


If you had to add a fifth to the big four, Testament would be a good choice.

Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at July 23, 2016 01:57 AM (vBeA5)

493 >>>She overuses "fighting" like Oblahblah with his "let me be clear." The word "fighting" must poll well with the dim bulbs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 01:50 AM (WlGX+)<<<

Another word that that hisssssing assssshole overusssssesssss is "cynicism". Every fucking time he's lecturing us he trots that out.

Hey SssssCOAMF get a goddamn thessssssaurussssss and ussssse sssssomething elssssse ssssso you're not whissssstling your "s'sssss", you flouncccccing ponccccce.

Posted by: just had to get that off my chest at July 23, 2016 01:58 AM (H9MG5)

494 Bow wow wow had one great song

I Want Candy

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 01:43 AM (mRvs9)


I disagree:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9sfRyn5EeM

Kids today wouldn't get what the title means.

Posted by: The c90 Hat at July 23, 2016 01:59 AM (vBeA5)

495 479
I love Dead Mans Party by Oingo Boingo... Danny Elfman is a genius...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 01:50 AM (O2RFr)


All of Oingo Boingo was great.....and then he walked away.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 01:59 AM (EzgxV)

496 All of Oingo Boingo was great.....and then he walked away.

Well He did do many soundtracks for movies...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (O2RFr)

497 WhatWhatWhat, I liked "I Want Candy."

They were a weird band though. Another one of Malcolm McLaren's crazy projects.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 01:47 AM


For publicity he put the underage lead singer on the album cover naked.

He also pulled something similar in "The Great Rock n' Roll Swindle Film"

Posted by: The c90 Hat at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (vBeA5)

498 Blanco, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (q7T0y)

499 472
Bow wow wow had one great song

****



There was always that urban legend about the female lead singer not wearing undies beneath her shirt.

Buckwheat's hair...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:48 AM (hVdx9)


....and the non-urban legend that she was underage.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (EzgxV)

500 There was always that urban legend about the female lead singer not wearing undies beneath her shirt.
Buckwheat's hair...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:48 AM (hVdx9)


You mean something like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwrHCa9t0dM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

I remember the claims that that dark patch seen in the video wasn't merely a shadow...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (hVdx9)

501 I downloaded Linux Mint 17.3 and can't get past the part where you verify your download is good. User friendly it ain't, which is why Bill Gates is a gazillionare and Linux is used by programmers.

And Windows 10 will soon be offered via subscription. So you can use it, but never own it.

Although I do wonder what will happen when the first subscriber cancels. Does he get to keep his data on his machine, or not?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (T/cxb)

502 Fuckin Obama said the planet was getting ready to KILL US ALL if we didn't vote for him. How's that for sunny?

Posted by: Him at July 23, 2016 02:01 AM (EdXI9)

503 Speaking of 80s era music, I was listening to Genesis (The self titled album and Invisible Touch) on my way into work. I apologize for nothing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2016 02:01 AM (20X6f)

504 Bow wow wow had one great song

****



There was always that urban legend about the female lead singer not wearing undies beneath her shirt.

Buckwheat's hair...

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 01:48 AM (hVdx9)


....and the non-urban legend that she was underage.


Posted by: cthulhu
****

Quite right. 13 years old. Ick.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 23, 2016 02:01 AM (hVdx9)

505 There was an answer for Journey when I was a kid- Rush!

That was my kind of music so and as a bonus, Sis and her friends almost universally hated them. Been a Rush head ever since.

They are Journey-not.

Posted by: Cooldawg at July 23, 2016 02:02 AM (YVkp6)

506 487
Linux is Windows without the training wheels.


Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 01:56 AM (uAvJJ)


....and without the intrinsic vulnerabilities....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)

507 Puddleglum, nor do you need to.

The Genesis album was one of the very first LPs I ever bought after getting my Technics turntable for Christmas in 1983. Loved the whole thing from the first play.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:02 AM (q7T0y)

508 Speaking of 80s era music, I was listening to Genesis (The self titled album and Invisible Touch) on my way into work. I apologize for nothing.

Posted by: Puddleglum
****

Sounds ok to me.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 23, 2016 02:02 AM (hVdx9)

509 I also like Van Morrison's Moondance though that's from the 70's right?

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:03 AM (O2RFr)

510 DEAD MAN'S PARTY (Boingo Alive)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j20aRoYrJA

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 23, 2016 02:03 AM (HJQI1)

511 Not a believer in that "chi" stuff tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
-------------------
What's not to believe?
I'm real, baby.


(Sorry about the "baby" - Kojak just started)

Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2016 02:03 AM (8JjjJ)

512 Hat, yup, that's what I remember.

There's a legend (portrayed in the flick "Sid and Nancy") that when the Sex Pistols played Texas, McLaren had to pull a gun on some rednecks after the show to keep them from kicking the shit out of Sid Vicious.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:04 AM (q7T0y)

513 donna, not just 70s. It came out *in* 1970.

Beginning of Steely Dan-style jazz-rock. Pretty good album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:04 AM (q7T0y)

514 Okay getting sleepy
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2016 02:05 AM (uAvJJ)

515 Noooooooooo!

Not Genesis!!!

**hops in Mustang, drives to 'Murica... somehow**

Posted by: Richard Hammond at July 23, 2016 02:05 AM (H9MG5)

516 496
All of Oingo Boingo was great.....and then he walked away.



Well He did do many soundtracks for movies...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (O2RFr)


If you want to study the arrangements for Oingo Boingo so that you could learn to be as good.....there aren't any. They didn't publish sheet music. When he started doing soundtracks, Elfman said that he'd regretted everything he'd ever done and wouldn't participate in reunions. He walked away and burned it down behind him.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:05 AM (EzgxV)

517 Beginning of Steely Dan-style jazz-rock. Pretty good album.

Some songs really stand the test of time...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:05 AM (O2RFr)

518 Obscure songs- My Name Is Luka

Left of Center

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale Not Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:05 AM (hVdx9)

519 Sting- Once Upon A Daydream

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:06 AM (hVdx9)

520
If you want to study the arrangements for Oingo Boingo so that you could learn to be as good.....there aren't any. They didn't publish sheet music. When he started doing soundtracks, Elfman said that he'd regretted everything he'd ever done and wouldn't participate in reunions. He walked away and burned it down behind him.

Didn't know that.... shame

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:06 AM (O2RFr)

521 Tilikum, oh yeah. Suzanne Vega was such the critic's darling for a couple years in the 1980s.

I thought she was okay but nothing to write home about; the 'art-rocker' I was really impressed with was Kate Bush.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:07 AM (q7T0y)

522 "Moondance" was a good song but he should have co-credited Kenny Burrell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNWDwOsQqlw

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:07 AM (WlGX+)

523 cthulhu, that was just mindbendingly stupid/selfish of Danny Elfman to do.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:07 AM (q7T0y)

524 522 "Moondance" was a good song but he should have co-credited Kenny Burrell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNWDwOsQqlw

plagiarism!

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:08 AM (O2RFr)

525 Danny Elfman - tsigolotneics

Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 23, 2016 02:08 AM (CbGSW)

526 If you want to study the arrangements for Oingo Boingo so that you could learn to be as good.....there aren't any. They didn't publish sheet music. When he started doing soundtracks, Elfman said that he'd regretted everything he'd ever done and wouldn't participate in reunions. He walked away and burned it down behind him.

Didn't know that.... shame

Posted by: donna
****
Damned artists types. He had nothing to be ashamed of.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:08 AM (hVdx9)

527 509 I also like Van Morrison's Moondance though that's from the 70's right?


I can listen to "Into The Mystic" on a loop.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2016 02:08 AM (20X6f)

528 Kids today wouldn't get what the title means.Posted by: The c90 Hat at July 23, 2016 02:00 AM (vBeA5)
///

Watched Your link. I think Pee Wee Herman may have plagiarized some of her dance moves from that video.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:08 AM (mRvs9)

529 Obscure songs- My Name Is Luka

Left of Center

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale Not Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:05 AM (hVdx9)


Oh man, I hated that sucker! Social Justice Warrior virtue signalling. Just like that stupid song by Nickelfucker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (GSdpU)

530 Heath-cleeeef!

It's me, I'm Cathy I've come home and I'm so co-o-o-o-old

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (WlGX+)

531 >>When he started doing soundtracks, Elfman said that he'd regretted everything he'd ever done and wouldn't participate in reunions. He walked away and burned it down behind him.



I'll bet he still cashes the royalty checks.

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (HJQI1)

532 Didn't know that.... shame

Posted by: donna
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Damned artists types. He had nothing to be ashamed of.

I meant it's a shame He did that...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (O2RFr)

533 BoingoSockOFF

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (HJQI1)

534 520


If you want to study the arrangements for Oingo Boingo so that you
could learn to be as good.....there aren't any. They didn't publish
sheet music. When he started doing soundtracks, Elfman said that he'd
regretted everything he'd ever done and wouldn't participate in
reunions. He walked away and burned it down behind him.



Didn't know that.... shame

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:06 AM (O2RFr)


It's a huge shame, because Oingo Boingo put out a lot of wonderful, inventive stuff that is worthy of serious study....but you have to jump through ridiculous hoops to do so.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

535 Tilikum, oh yeah. Suzanne Vega was such the critic's darling for a couple years in the 1980s.

I thought she was okay but nothing to write home about; the 'art-rocker' I was really impressed with was Kate Bush.

Posted by: qdpsteve
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Suzanne had a couple good songs, but was not all that. Her virtue signaling is why they seemed to love her.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (hVdx9)

536 plagiarism!

heh. Not quite at the Page-Plant level, but he definitely "borrowed" from it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:10 AM (WlGX+)

537 SPRING COLLECTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKemEJFsBjI


One of the best 80s sleepers.

Posted by: The Vapors at July 23, 2016 02:11 AM (HJQI1)

538 Another "campy" song is "She blinded Me with Science."

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:11 AM (O2RFr)

539 Tilikum, exactly. Vega was a massive virtue-signaler.

Thankfully she seemed to really fade out fast after the rap remix of "Tom's Diner" came out. Plus by then, the critics had Tracy Chapman and a few other women to drool over.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:11 AM (q7T0y)

540 Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas, in about six years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2016 02:11 AM (VdICR)

541 540 Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas, in about six years.


Like I said genius...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:12 AM (O2RFr)

542 Thomas Dolby! I especially liked Hyperactive.

Tons of questions back in the day about whether or not he was related to Roy Dolby.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:12 AM (q7T0y)

543 Roy? Ray Dolby.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:12 AM (q7T0y)

544 Thomas Dolby's stuff was impeccably recorded and pressed. That guy made some really great sounding records.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 02:12 AM (HJQI1)

545 Of course i really like Anything Frank Zappa...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:13 AM (O2RFr)

546 Speaking of music. Saw Herbie Hancock on an episode of Jay Leno's garage. Herbie bought an AC Cobra in 1963 and still owns it. How cool is that?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:13 AM (mRvs9)

547 Didn't know that.... shame

Posted by: donna
****
Damned artists types. He had nothing to be ashamed of.

I meant it's a shame He did that...

Posted by: donna
****

I know. He regretted everything he'd done? WTF? Sleeping with Pamela Anderson, willingly having sex with Bill Cosby or Roger Ailes, THOSE are things to regret.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:13 AM (hVdx9)

548 Did any of You used to listen to Doctor Demento?

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:14 AM (O2RFr)

549 Steam is coming out of my ears.

Iranian guy shouts "Allah Ackbar" and shoots 10 people to death in a major European city -- and yet the media somehow manages to act like it didn't happen!

My internet connection is a bit wonky so for the first time in months I turned on the TV to see the 10 O'Clock News to see what had happened in Munich.

Instead, the first news story, for 8 solid minutes, is about Hillary's VP pick.

Then a two-minute story about the Trump-Cruz feud.

Ad break.

Then a 6-minute story about a grass fire in Vacaville.

Then the weather report.

The a story about Drayvon Green (basketball player?).

Ad break.

FINALLY, a story about what happened in Munich.

Except...

Except...

...except the story was a rebroadcast of some international network story (reporter had British accent) that said, in essence:

-- Shooting happened in Munich, 10 dead;
-- Motive unknown.
-- Someone heard the shooter say anti-immigrant sentiments.
-- This is the five-year anniversary of the Anders Breveik shooting in Norway, so now let's segue in a 3-minute description of THAT shooting five years ago.
-- Wrap-up, concluding with something about "racist violence" being "on the rise."

And that was it.

No mention of him being Iranian.

No mention that he said "Allah Ackbar!".

So that if you had gotten your news solely from this broadcast, you would have come away 100% convinced that it was a White Supremacist shooting.

So this inspired me to look into this claim about the shooter saying something anti-immigrant.

Luckily, my internet connection had started working a little better.

And lo and behold, I found the source of the claim -- this video posted to Twitter:

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/756539012551176194/video/1

it purports to show a bystander on a balcony arguing with the shooter.

But it's in German, and hard to understand even if you know German, so someone (don't know who) posted this English-language purported translation to Pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/QE9RviaS

Here's the crucial section:'

"Balcony Man: "You fucking Asshole you..."
Shooter: "Because of you I [unintelligible]..."
Balcony Man: "You cunt you. you're a cunt"
Shooter: "...and now I have to buy a gun to shoot you"
Balcony Man: "a gun fuck off your head isn't on right"
Shooter and Balcony man shouting at each other
Balcony Man apparently to people filming: "He's got a gun here the guy has one"
Shooter: "Shit/Fucking Turks!"
Balcony Man: "Shit/Fucking Kanacken" (foreigners basically)"

HOWEVER-- and this is the whole point of my comment -- although I don't really know German, I can sort of follow along the video with the transcription, and the part that supposedly goes "Shooter: "Shit/Fucking Turks!" " is just about inaudible, and it's not clear at all what the guy is saying, or even if it's him speaking.

So I believe the person who provided the translation just INSERTED what he WANTED the shooter to say, for political reasons.

And yet based on this one extremely dubious source, the entire MSM has spun this incident as NOT being Islamic terror, but right-wing hate violence.

And furthermore, since the gunman is Iranian, it's not actually surprising that he WOULD say (if in fact he did say) "Fucking Turks!", because Iranians do actually hate Turks, and vice-versa. Nothing to do with religion -- just an ancestral regional rivalry hatred dating back centuries, a rivalry they bring with them wherever they go.

If anything, it is the guy on the balcony who says "Fucking foreigners!" who is expressing the anti-immigrant sentiment. If the shooter was also anti-immigrant, then what are they arguing about? Makes no sense.

Anyway then I move to the next level of thinking -- about how to break the left's control of the media narrative. Because that's the real problem here, even more than Muslim terrorists: traitors and quislings have seized control of the national megaphone, and control the narrative 24 hours a day, and inevitably twist it to their advantage.

I have no easy answers. But shit like this makes me so angry that I quadruple my motivation and efforts to break the leftist/traitor stranglehold on the media.

Posted by: zombie at July 23, 2016 02:14 AM (jBuUi)

550 Herbie Hancock also had a great hit in the 1980s, "Rockit."

The song that launched a million record-scratchers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:15 AM (q7T0y)

551 Here's an atmospheric '80's song that I have always liked:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCLpLWcX2cg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:15 AM (GSdpU)

552 548 Did any of You used to listen to Doctor Demento?

Plexiglass Toilet > Fishheads

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:15 AM (WlGX+)

553 523
cthulhu, that was just mindbendingly stupid/selfish of Danny Elfman to do.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:07 AM (q7T0y)


There was one interview in particular -- it's on YouTube. Leading into it was (a) he found that he had suffered some permanent hearing damage, and (b) IIRC, he got a gf that looked at his prior career as "slumming it". So after Halloween 1995, he totally hung it up. Finito.

Further info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Elfman

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:16 AM (EzgxV)

554 Fishheads

Eat um up yum...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:16 AM (O2RFr)

555 Did any of You used to listen to Doctor Demento?

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:14 AM (O2RFr)


Of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:16 AM (GSdpU)

556 I blame Ace for my recent spat of Depeche Mode appreciation.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 02:17 AM (HJQI1)

557 Plexiglass Toilet > Fishheads

Thanks for the ear worm.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:17 AM (mRvs9)

558 Tilikum, exactly. Vega was a massive virtue-signaler.

Thankfully she seemed to really fade out fast after the rap remix of "Tom's Diner" came out. Plus by then, the critics had Tracy Chapman and a few other women to drool over.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

I must hang my head in shame and admit I REALLY liked her version of Tom's Diner. You aren't kidding about her fading. Warp speed.
Ah yes, Tracy Chapman. She had what, one hit? The fast car song. Other than that? Nada.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:17 AM (hVdx9)

559 I blame Ace for my recent spat of Depeche Mode appreciation.
Posted by: garrett


It's like Ace is garrett's own Personal Jesus... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:17 AM (q7T0y)

560 Hat, yup, that's what I remember.



There's a legend (portrayed in the flick "Sid and Nancy") that when
the Sex Pistols played Texas, McLaren had to pull a gun on some rednecks
after the show to keep them from kicking the shit out of Sid Vicious.




Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:04 AM



A fucking great movie and a total flashback fest.

My fave Pistols clip, ever.... memories...

https://youtu.be/y_DxiTYK9ts

Posted by: otho at July 23, 2016 02:17 AM (EWg9n)

561 Oh, the good old days.... Compared to now they were...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:18 AM (O2RFr)

562 Tilikum, in the 1990s Chapman also had one semi-hit titled "Gimme One Reason." Nice easygoing blues song, not the least bit political.

But yeah, she burned out quick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:18 AM (q7T0y)

563 Listening to Sheena Easton's "Strut" as we speak.

"Nations go to war over women like you, it's just a form of appreciation..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:20 AM (q7T0y)

564 Fishheads

Eat um up yum...

Posted by: donna
****

Video killed the radio star...

Da-Da-Da-Da
http://preview.tinyurl.com/prua862

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:20 AM (hVdx9)

565 99 Dead baboons.... a classic..

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:20 AM (O2RFr)

566 A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah


What's really weird is that they tacked it onto their heaviest, Proggiest album ever, The Serpent is Rising (Spinal Tap are still pissed Styx thought up that title before they could get to it)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:21 AM (WlGX+)

567 494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9sfRyn5EeM

Kids today wouldn't get what the title means.
Posted by: The c90 Hat at July 23, 2016 01:59 AM (vBeA5)


Kids today wouldn't recognize any of the technology shown in that video.


Not to mention the Napoleon hat.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

568 Zombie,
I thought I read earlier that "turk" is a common insult thrown at almost anyone in Germany.

Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2016 02:21 AM (8JjjJ)

569 It's a huge shame, because Oingo Boingo put out a lot of wonderful, inventive stuff that is worthy of serious study....but you have to jump through ridiculous hoops to do so.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)


Like "The Forbidden Zone"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGzd_DrYotQ

NSFW

Posted by: The Forbidden Hat at July 23, 2016 02:23 AM (vBeA5)

570 Tilikum, in the 1990s Chapman also had one semi-hit titled "Gimme One Reason." Nice easygoing blues song, not the least bit political.

But yeah, she burned out quick.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Ohhh yes. Forgot about that one. A pop hit, but I didn't care for it. I recall how the critics were too busy running to the latest left wing "thing".

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:23 AM (hVdx9)

571 Or Mexican Radio... Oh, Oh

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:23 AM (O2RFr)

572 Here is another fine singer who left us way too early, Tim Buckley, "Dolphins":


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBcfDoQZ-IA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:24 AM (GSdpU)

573 >> SPRING COLLECTION
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKemEJFsBjI

Waiting For The Weekend, Sixty Second Interval...all far better than the one they're known for.

And then there's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRu66ghA2V8

Roy Loney, Cyril Jordan...

Posted by: JEM at July 23, 2016 02:24 AM (o+SC1)

574 Gotta admit, I secretly like "Tom's Diner" too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (WlGX+)

575 Donna, now there was an all-time classic.

And AOP, I personally love Tim Buckley's "Once I Was."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (q7T0y)

576 Fine! Pick on the radio DJs!
I always say the nicest things about you all..

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (Vntqd)

577 568 Zombie,

And why are they calling Him a German Iranian? Wouldn't that be a Iranian German like our African Americans not American Africans?

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (O2RFr)

578 Captain Whitebread, LOL.

You guys are fine, it's just that there seem to be some songs you guys just won't stop playing no matter what...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:26 AM (q7T0y)

579 And AOP, I personally love Tim Buckley's "Once I Was."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (q7T0y)


Heh. That's playing right now, as the follow-up to Dolphins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:26 AM (GSdpU)

580 Yeah, that first Vapors album is stacked with good tunes.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 02:26 AM (HJQI1)

581 Any thoughts on motivating Ace to keep blogging?

Other than reading TLRGAF Movie Reviews about Comic Book Movies, I'm NEVER going to watch anyways...

(I got into Justified and Deadwood from the comments section here!)

I'm "lucky", my metabolism has kept me pretty much at the "elfin" (short- thin) status I "achieved" at 18!

I yam what I yam.

If I need to put on muscle to hump S.C.U.B.A tanks my body just DOES it.

(Only If I MAKE it, do so.)

If I etoilate, spending 18 hours per day doing customer service on the phone, that's OK too.

Apparently, I can work through the unaccustomed pain of flogging slack unused muscles for a paycheck or two.

I guess, I just, fundamentally, DO NOT UNDERSTAND wanting to "lose" weight.

If my muscles are going to ache, I want to know that it's for a project!

Just CANNOT exercise for the sake of it.

BOOORING!!!

Posted by: Deety at July 23, 2016 02:27 AM (xPWMR)

582 I can't think of Tracy Chapman without thinking of the classic In Living Color skit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofdl7tQnKwI

I write a fast song, just look out my window see what's goin' on

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:27 AM (WlGX+)

583 563 Listening to Sheena Easton's "Strut" as we speak.

"Nations go to war over women like you, it's just a form of appreciation..."
Posted by: qdpsteve



She was quite the beauty in the 80s.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2016 02:27 AM (20X6f)

584 garrett, "New Clear Days"??

I liked "Turning Japanese" although wouldn't you know it, it was a hit right when I had a massive crush on my 8th grade math teacher. One Ms. Suzanne Takayama... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:28 AM (q7T0y)

585 And why are they calling Him a German Iranian? Wouldn't that be a Iranian German like our African Americans not American Africans?

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (O2RFr)


Maybe he's Germanium? They used to make transistors out of it, before they found that silicon stood up better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:28 AM (GSdpU)

586 I have no idea why I'm awake and watching The Big Lebowski, but I've noticed that Woot has been hitting it with their t-shirts the last few days. Yesterday's was a 1984 shirt. Today's is a Solyent Green t-shirt.


Back to Lebowski now.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 23, 2016 02:28 AM (GUBah)

587 Puddleglum, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:28 AM (q7T0y)

588 LIPS LIKE SUGAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=9hGcJA8fXvU

Posted by: Echo and the Bunnymen at July 23, 2016 02:29 AM (HJQI1)

589 Well we have our reasons. inside baseball reasons but reasons.
Just know we all have songs we would like to erase from existence too.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 23, 2016 02:29 AM (dD+Hh)

590 Sorry to everyone I haven't responded to. I could talk classic hit music forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:29 AM (q7T0y)

591 Listening to Sheena Easton's "Strut" as we speak.

Didn't ZZ top do that song?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:30 AM (mRvs9)

592 589 Well we have our reasons. inside baseball reasons but reasons.
Just know we all have songs we would like to erase from existence too.

Like yummy,yummy,yummy I got love in My tummy ?

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:30 AM (O2RFr)

593 >>"New Clear Days"??


Yep. A title that was Muldoon approved.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 02:30 AM (HJQI1)

594 Is German-Iranian supposed to signal Not a Migrant?

Like it matters. The problem is Islam.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:31 AM (WlGX+)

595 Willy J., I think you're thinking of "Legs." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:31 AM (q7T0y)

596 Is German-Iranian supposed to signal Not a Migrant?

Yes...

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:31 AM (O2RFr)

597 565 99 Dead baboons.... a classic..

Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:20 AM (O2RFr)



Tim Cavanaugh.

Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2016 02:31 AM (bMG0w)

598 Strut was a Seger tune.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 02:32 AM (HJQI1)

599 431

Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it.





Do I have the wrong impression?



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2016 01:32 AM (9mTYi)



As an example of the sort of thing you can do with Linux but not with Windows.....y'know how you can go to Starbucks and see available Wi-fi networks to log into? And maybe join the one for the pizza place next door if it's got more bars?



Well, remember that both the Starbucks and the pizza place's wi-fi routers are running Linux. With a Linux PC, you can do the same thing in reverse.....and get a listing of all the users logged into the routers....and all the wannabe users not logged in yet. Wouldn't it be handy to know if there were 3 people logged into the pizza place and 20 logged into the Starbucks? Or, if you were sitting in the pizza place, you might be able to figure out which 3 people were online. You could do the exact same trick on two different antennas -- a directional and a directionless -- and get a bearing on everyone logged into a wi-fi router....and if that bearing pointed to your neighbor across the street, you'd know why your data limits were always maxxed out.



None of that is easy under Windows, but it's straightforward under Linux -- which is why people fiddle with Linux more.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:32 AM (EzgxV)

600 garrett, Seger had a hit by that name in the 1970s, then Sheena had hers (a different song) in the 1980s.

Both are great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:33 AM (q7T0y)

601 591 Listening to Sheena Easton's "Strut" as we speak.

Didn't ZZ top do that song?
Posted by: Willy J



https://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo

I think you mean this ZZTop song.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2016 02:33 AM (20X6f)

602 Seger's was "Her Strut."

Sheena Easton's was "Strut"

Kiss recorded "Strutter"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:33 AM (WlGX+)

603 Suzanne Vega played with the Grateful Dead once. I remember taping it on the radio. Not a bad backing band to have.

And through the miracle of the internet, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWaJUpB6-Us

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 02:33 AM (sdi6R)

604 576
Fine! Pick on the radio DJs!
I always say the nicest things about you all..

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (Vntqd)



....there was that one time....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:34 AM (EzgxV)

605 A few more, not the Vapors:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmmDIJzvh2w

And, of course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJ9PVQaE0c



Posted by: JEM at July 23, 2016 02:34 AM (o+SC1)

606 Willy J., I think you're thinking of "Legs." ;-)

My bad the line "Don't you love to watch her strut" and the video had me confused.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:35 AM (mRvs9)

607 99 Dead Baboons
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zpzkdtq

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:35 AM (hVdx9)

608 585
And why are they calling Him a German Iranian? Wouldn't that be a
Iranian German like our African Americans not American Africans?



Posted by: donna at July 23, 2016 02:25 AM (O2RFr)





Maybe he's Germanium? They used to make transistors out of it, before they found that silicon stood up better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:28 AM (GSdpU)


Germanium stands up better. Silicon is WAY, WAY, WAY cheaper.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:36 AM (EzgxV)

609 "She's got legs, she knows how to use them..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:36 AM (q7T0y)

610 >> And through the miracle of the internet, here it is:
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWaJUpB6-Us

Back in the day KSAN used to broadcast some interesting shit live, and I managed to get a few of 'em on cassette. Some of them I managed to transfer to WAV, etc. Absolute ass-kicking Nick Lowe/Rockpile set circa 1978 and a decent Roxy Music show are the ones that come to mind.

Posted by: JEM at July 23, 2016 02:37 AM (o+SC1)

611 Speaking of Tracy Chapman, around about the same time period, there was another black woman singer-songwriter, Joan Armatrading, which wasn't quite such the Debbie Downer.


She was on tour in Alberta, and was busing it from Calgary to Edmonton, saw the exit sign for this place, and was entranced by the name, and wrote this song about it. Cool song, too, Ma Me O Beach:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o3EevV0dB0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:37 AM (GSdpU)

612 I remember Joan Armatrading being big around 1980 or so.

I also recall being so confused about that, as I had never heard anything she ever recorded; I'm not sure I ever have to this day, in fact.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:38 AM (q7T0y)

613 One of the best things about 1980s music? Tina Turner's comeback.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:39 AM (q7T0y)

614 >>Sheena had hers (a different song) in the 1980s.


I seem to recall a very short sequin dress...

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2016 02:40 AM (HJQI1)

615 Tracy Chapman and BB King
The Thrill Is Gone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVxCtt3s_1M

Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2016 02:40 AM (8JjjJ)

616 Joan Jett was fucking hot in the 80s

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:41 AM (mRvs9)

617 garrett, hubba hubba.

And then Sheena had to go and join Prince, who turned her into one of his Vanity 6 clones. "Sugar Walls" was an okay song, but I remember being disappointed in her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:41 AM (q7T0y)

618 Germanium stands up better. Silicon is WAY, WAY, WAY cheaper.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:36 AM (EzgxV)


Germanium transistors were amazingly sensitive, and could run at very low voltages. But they cannot handle too much heat. Germanium power transistors in early hybrid and solid-state car radios were notorious for frying. Silicon is much more thermally stable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:42 AM (GSdpU)

619 Willy, LOL.

Back in the 1980s, even sheltered 16-year-old me could tell Joan Jett probably wasn't into guys that much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:42 AM (q7T0y)

620 "Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it."

Time I've spent cleaning malware off of a Linux box: zero.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2016 02:42 AM (noWW6)

621 I also recall being so confused about that, as I had never heard anything she ever recorded; I'm not sure I ever have to this day, in fact.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:38 AM (q7T0y)


Give the link a listen. The lady has a set of pipes, she does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:44 AM (GSdpU)

622 >> Joan Jett was fucking hot in the 80s

She was okay.

Kathy Valentine in her post-Go-Gos phase when she was back in the little clubs (World's Cutest Killers?)...little tiny thing in a leather bustier...

Posted by: JEM at July 23, 2016 02:44 AM (o+SC1)

623 AOP, will do, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:44 AM (q7T0y)

624 So, I understand there is a new layer of censorship at this fine, fine blog. Can someone summarize it in a few words so I don't run afoul of the new rules?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 02:45 AM (+PTzB)

625 Back in the 1980s, even sheltered 16-year-old me could tell Joan Jett probably wasn't into guys that much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:42 AM (q7T0y)

In the dream they all want you. Hell the lesbian thing just meant you got 2.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:45 AM (mRvs9)

626 So, I understand there is a new layer of censorship at this fine, fine blog. Can someone summarize it in a few words so I don't run afoul of the new rules?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 02:45 AM (+PTzB)


Bob Dole says Beano will fix that for you.

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 23, 2016 02:47 AM (GSdpU)

627 616 Joan Jett was fucking hot in the 80s
Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:41 AM (mRvs9)


She's fucking hot today. I saw a photo essay awhile back showing "then and now" photos of various rock stars. Most of them were pretty raggedy looking, as you would expect, except I thought she actually looked better in her "now" photo than she did in the 80s.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 02:47 AM (sdi6R)

628 I like push-up bras on ~18 year olds. (did that run afoul of the new rules?)

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 02:47 AM (+PTzB)

629 618
Germanium stands up better. Silicon is WAY, WAY, WAY cheaper.



Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:36 AM (EzgxV)





Germanium transistors were amazingly sensitive, and could run at
very low voltages. But they cannot handle too much heat. Germanium power
transistors in early hybrid and solid-state car radios were notorious
for frying. Silicon is much more thermally stable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:42 AM (GSdpU)


Of course, once discrete semiconductors ceased to be so much of a thing.....

I remember dealing with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avalanche_photodiode back in the day.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:47 AM (EzgxV)

630 Kathy Valentine in her post-Go-Gos phase when she was back in the little clubs (World's Cutest Killers?)...little tiny thing in a leather bustier...

Posted by: JEM at July 23, 2016 02:44 AM (o+SC1)


Suzi Quatro was pretty hot back in the day, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 02:48 AM (GSdpU)

631 Supposedly The Runaways all idolized Suzi Quatro. At least, that's what's portrayed in the film "The Runaways."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:50 AM (q7T0y)

632 620
"Linux users seem to spend a *lot* of time fussing with it."

Time I've spent cleaning malware off of a Linux box: zero.




Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2016 02:42 AM (noWW6)


Get ready. There's a bunch of nastyware coming down the tubez as people rotate out of Win10 to Mint. Of course, a boatload is attacking through your browser or PDF reader.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:50 AM (EzgxV)

633 As Milo has pointed out, statistically the second and even third generations of Muslims in a European country are more likely to commit terrorist acts than new arrivals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:51 AM (WlGX+)

634
624
So, I understand there is a new layer of censorship at this fine, fine
blog. Can someone summarize it in a few words so I don't run afoul of
the new rules?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 02:45 AM (+PTzB)


(1) The guys get shirts.

(2) Who's the most important person on this stage?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:52 AM (EzgxV)

635 Germanium stands up better. Silicon is WAY, WAY, WAY cheaper.


Was traveling through Michigan. Dow has billboards up saying Si is the future.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:52 AM (mRvs9)

636 As Milo has pointed out, statistically the second and even third generations of Muslims in a European country are more likely to commit terrorist acts than new arrivals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
****

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:53 AM (hVdx9)

637 >> Supposedly The Runaways all idolized Suzi Quatro. At least,
>> that's what's portrayed in the film "The Runaways."

And then you had The Donnas...

Posted by: JEM at July 23, 2016 02:54 AM (o+SC1)

638 "The Runaways."

Kristen Stewart was a very, very good Joan Jett. Best role she's ever played. I normally can't stand her but credit where it's due.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:55 AM (WlGX+)

639 You are, oh mighty cthulhu (PBUH)

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 02:56 AM (+PTzB)

640 635
Germanium stands up better. Silicon is WAY, WAY, WAY cheaper.



Was traveling through Michigan. Dow has billboards up saying Si is the future.


Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:52 AM (mRvs9)


It is the future, and a great deal of the past. Take a look at http://periodictable.com/Properties /A/CrustAbundance.html and note number 2. Then, look at #22, or whatever the hell Ge is.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:57 AM (EzgxV)

641 639
You are, oh mighty cthulhu (PBUH)

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 02:56 AM (+PTzB)


Bzzzzt!!! You obviously haven't studied The Lore enough.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:58 AM (EzgxV)

642 And then you had The Donnas...

I was in this band at the time and we found ourselves at the same bar as The Donnas after we had both played gigs in different venues that night. The Donnas had just been on SNL and were at the height of their fame, such as it was.

They were really fantastic young ladies. Three of them anyways, the bass player was sick and left early. But the rest of them partied with us all night. We exchanged merch (I bet they tossed our CD without listening to it!) and they treated us to trays of Goldschlager shots.

They kept getting asked to take pics and sign autographs. It was a fun night.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:59 AM (WlGX+)

643 Oh come on, the guy was wearing Neo-Nazi boots! He was a right-winger all the way- not a peace loving Muslim.

One of you xenophobic, hick bastards probably sold him the murder weapon- an AK-15 automatic assault rifle.

Posted by: Shep chokes on dix at July 23, 2016 03:00 AM (Z65m4)

644 Yeah, I don't go in for "Lore" much.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:00 AM (+PTzB)

645 Germanium stands up better. Silicon is WAY, WAY, WAY cheaper.


Was traveling through Michigan. Dow has billboards up saying Si is the future.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 02:52 AM (mRvs9)


Germanium is currently priced at 1800 dollars per kilogram. When you consider that you could probably make at least 100 transistors from a gram of the stuff, that's only a few pennies per.


When it comes to semiconductors, it's not so much the scarcity of the raw materials, but the degree of purification, and subsequent doping that makes the wafers costly. Germanium was/is obtained from the flue gases of lead and zinc smelters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 03:00 AM (GSdpU)

646 Angels, Pins, Ancient history.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:01 AM (+PTzB)

647 It is the future, and a great deal of the past. Take a look at
http://periodictable.com/Properties /A/CrustAbundance.html and note
number 2. Then, look at #22, or whatever the hell Ge is.

I do failure analysis and one of the main tools is EDS. Silicon shows up in almost all scans. Aluminum might show up in more because that's what the stage is made of.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 03:02 AM (mRvs9)

648 641
639

You are, oh mighty cthulhu (PBUH)



Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 02:56 AM (+PTzB)


Bzzzzt!!! You obviously haven't studied The Lore enough.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:58 AM (EzgxV)


You need to be able to intelligently discuss the Sex-for-money Skankathon, Signs your Clown Has Gone Bad, Democratic Forays into Erotica, Slicing Like a Fuckin' Hammer, and Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse before you'll be able to fit in here.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)

649 Yeah, Yeah Ancient Photolithography equipment looking for a use.

Think atoms.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:04 AM (+PTzB)

650 631 Supposedly The Runaways all idolized Suzi Quatro. At least, that's what's portrayed in the film "The Runaways."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 02:50 AM (q7T0y)


While there were tons of female singers, Suzi Quatro was the first rock & roll frontwoman as far as I know. She played bass rather than guitar. She had some success in England, not so much in her native America.

I think she deserves a spot in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. She was an inspiration to other women who followed in her footsteps.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 03:05 AM (sdi6R)

651 644
Yeah, I don't go in for "Lore" much.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:00 AM (+PTzB)


Which leads you to try to involve yourself into stable communities...................how?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:06 AM (EzgxV)

652 JEM, WhatWhatWhat and rickl, yup. :-)

So many great bands and people (like Armatrading) I still know so little about...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 03:06 AM (q7T0y)

653 Did I hear something from a sleepy octopus, or was that just a bad dream?

Cults with secret passwords are fun!

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:06 AM (FvRES)

654 Sorry, I must ignore you.
You are not real.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:08 AM (FvRES)

655 653
Did I hear something from a sleepy octopus, or was that just a bad dream?



Cults with secret passwords are fun!

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:06 AM (FvRES)


Helps keep the riffraff out. Just for QA purposes, which campaign is paying you?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:08 AM (EzgxV)

656 Team Trump!

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:09 AM (FvRES)

657 654
Sorry, I must ignore you.

You are not real.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:08 AM (FvRES)


Going to ignore everyone who has been here through a few election cycles? Yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:10 AM (EzgxV)

658 What other nastiness ya got?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:11 AM (FvRES)

659 Try to make sense Octo-boy.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:11 AM (FvRES)

660 Wandered away for a bit. Came back and realized I'm really tired.

G'night everyone!

Yes, you too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 03:12 AM (T/cxb)

661 Or is that Squid-boy?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:12 AM (FvRES)

662 658
What other nastiness ya got?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:11 AM (FvRES)


It's only you and me. Who was score #2 on the skankathon?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:12 AM (EzgxV)

663 Cult initiation quizzes.
I'll guess "the entire cast of code pink"
yeah, wrong answer.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:15 AM (6mL2a)

664 Well, gotta call it a night all. Happy weekend, hope it's relaxing for all of you, and thanks for the fantastic chat tonight. I could discuss classic rock and pop music forever.

Goodnight! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2016 03:16 AM (q7T0y)

665 It is the future, and a great deal of the past. Take a look at http://periodictable.com/Properties /A/CrustAbundance.html and note number 2. Then, look at #22, or whatever the hell Ge is.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:57 AM (EzgxV)


Based on that chart, the crustal abundance of germanium is similar to that of tungsten and molybdenum, both of which are mined and produced in large quantities. But germanium-bearing minerals, which do exist, are scarce, so obtaining it as a byproduct of zinc smelting is the only source.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 03:17 AM (GSdpU)

666 How about Cindy Sheehan?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:18 AM (6mL2a)

667 663
Cult initiation quizzes.

I'll guess "the entire cast of code pink"

yeah, wrong answer.



Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:15 AM (6mL2a)


See, if you were a troll worthy of minimum wage, you might actually have done a CTL-F "skankathon" on the main page. But, instead, you're a special snowflake who earnestly believes that someone else should do all your thinking for you. SAD!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:19 AM (EzgxV)

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 23, 2016 03:19 AM (ODbpK)

669 Well, I am out for the night, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 03:19 AM (GSdpU)

670 Chelsea Victoria Clinton?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:20 AM (+PTzB)

671 Hey! I don't cheat like that!

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:21 AM (FvRES)

672 Sodium and chlorine are quite abundant as elements also.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 23, 2016 03:21 AM (mRvs9)

673 665
It is the future, and a great deal of the past. Take a look at
http://periodictable.com/Properties /A/CrustAbundance.html and note
number 2. Then, look at #22, or whatever the hell Ge is.



Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 02:57 AM (EzgxV)





Based on that chart, the crustal abundance of germanium is similar
to that of tungsten and molybdenum, both of which are mined and produced
in large quantities. But germanium-bearing minerals, which do exist,
are scarce, so obtaining it as a byproduct of zinc smelting is the only
source.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 03:17 AM (GSdpU)


Yeah, the abundance is a very coarse first-approximation. Fluorine, for instance, is about #15.....but good luck getting it out of there. Copper is a bunch more rare, but a bunch more available.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:22 AM (EzgxV)

674 You even sound like our Savior. Good!

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:22 AM (FvRES)

675 Blood on the McDonalds floor.
Is that what we are not allowed to discuss?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:25 AM (TP6eH)

676 Or you like Bang Bang?

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:26 AM (TP6eH)

677 Good Morning Morons. Yes, the VCR has finally died. I stocked up on blank tapes a while back in case there was something I wanted to tape on TV but that is even gone now. Sony's Beta was the first casualty. It was released first and was technically superior to VHS. But Sony's decision to not go into movies killed it.


Although initial sales in VHS movies were largely porn, the public wanted movies. Which brings about another casualty of the video scene, porn theaters. They were killed by the video tape porn movie which you could enjoy, ahem, in your own home.


Will be back at 0600 with VNN.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 23, 2016 03:26 AM (mpXpK)

678 Kill all the Germans, let God sort them out.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:26 AM (TP6eH)

679 Especially Mennonites.

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of gas at July 23, 2016 03:27 AM (TP6eH)

680 "Blood on the McDonalds floor. "



Your gag has kinda run it's course.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2016 03:27 AM (9ym/8)

681 677
Good Morning Morons. Yes, the VCR has finally died. I stocked up on
blank tapes a while back in case there was something I wanted to tape on
TV but that is even gone now. Sony's Beta was the first casualty. It
was released first and was technically superior to VHS. But Sony's
decision to not go into movies killed it.


Although initial
sales in VHS movies were largely porn, the public wanted movies. Which
brings about another casualty of the video scene, porn theaters. They
were killed by the video tape porn movie which you could enjoy, ahem, in
your own home.


Will be back at 0600 with VNN.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 23, 2016 03:26 AM (mpXpK)


IIRC, at one point during the triumph of VHS, 60% of all the video tape made worldwide ended up on porn cassettes.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:28 AM (EzgxV)

682 s Milo has pointed out, statistically the second and even third generations of Muslims in a European country are more likely to commit terrorist acts than new arrivals.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
****

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale -Not A Servile Puppy Dog at July 23, 2016 02:53 AM (hVdx9)


Importing a replacement population that is encouraged to not assimilate is the means by which the Euro-elite plan do destroy Western Civilization, and then create a new utopia.

Unqualified success on the first part.

Not so much on the second part.

Posted by: The Civilized Hat at July 23, 2016 03:29 AM (vBeA5)

683
680
"Blood on the McDonalds floor. "







Your gag has kinda run it's course.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2016 03:27 AM (9ym/

I hope he gets paid before all the evidence disappears.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:30 AM (EzgxV)

684 Fun.

Had psycho ex friend me in FB,

Usually better about screening these things.

It got through.

* addendum...she's legit crazy. Don't feel any animosity, I do feel bad about her situation.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2016 03:32 AM (hlMPp)

685 681 IIRC, at one point during the triumph of VHS, 60% of all the video tape made worldwide ended up on porn cassettes.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:28 AM (EzgxV)

Yep, and I have a large box of Beta movies along with a hi-fi Beta machine. A large portion of those old obsolete tapes are porn. They have joined by RCA video disk player and movies which is on the top shelf of my upstairs office closet. I still use the VHS tape player for a couple of old movies that I have not been able to find on DVD. But it sure is hard watching those after getting used to bluray.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 23, 2016 03:33 AM (mpXpK)

686 This one is nicer -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Abundance_of_elements_in_Earth%27s_crust

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:34 AM (EzgxV)

687 Based on that chart, the crustal abundance of germanium is similar to that of tungsten and molybdenum, both of which are mined and produced in large quantities. But germanium-bearing minerals, which do exist, are scarce, so obtaining it as a byproduct of zinc smelting is the only source.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 03:17 AM (GSdpU)


This is why the abundance of what is known as an "anacritical" or "anti-critical" element. In contrast to critical elements, which are those in current high demand and/or low availability, "anti-critical" elements are those often obtained as co-products from mining and other processes that are underutilized, resulting in an oversupply of these elements. This oversupply and the cost to process and store these "anti-critical" elements impacts the supply and cost of the critical co-product, and makes much of the mining inefficient and wasteful from a utilitarian point of view.

Posted by: The Elemental Hat at July 23, 2016 03:35 AM (vBeA5)

688 The later wikipedia chart shows that there's more yttrium than tin or lead......yeah, about that.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:37 AM (EzgxV)

689 SiC FTW!


And now I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 23, 2016 03:37 AM (vbvxt)

690 Actually, putting theatrical movies on video cassettes wasn't a choice by either format maker or the movie studios. It was the idea of a guy who was a complete outsider to the film and electronics industries. The studios and electronics companies were thoroughly clueless about the potential, even though there had been earlier forays like Cartrivision.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gnhs8nx

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z6v9qst

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 03:38 AM (IdCqF)

691 618 >> Germanium transistors were amazingly sensitive, and could run at very low voltages. But they cannot handle too much heat.

Posted by: AOP

Doesn't (or didn't) the military use germanium based chips for 'hardened' apps like H-bomb circuitry? Supposed to be EMP resistant.

I recall reading something like that, quite a few years ago.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2016 03:40 AM (gyKtp)

692 Bsfog's controller pulled him out before he read the skankathon. Heh.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2016 03:46 AM (EzgxV)

693 #612

I knew of her but the only song I really knew was 'Call Me Names' live from the Secret Policeman's Third Ball CD I'd bought. I recall a video of another song 'Drop the Pilot' was getting play for a while in the days when I still occasionally looked for stuff on MTV. My guess is her success was mainly in the UK and didn't ever blossom in the US as she didn't fit into any slot the machine was prepared to fit her into.

This version, more like the studio track AFAIK, is very different from the version on the CD I mentioned:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zaq3jta

http://preview.tinyurl.com/je5rzhf

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 03:55 AM (IdCqF)

694 So, another really horrible day when I couldn't face the world at all. I wish there was some drug that stopped this but experience does suggest there is.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 03:57 AM (IdCqF)

695 690 Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 03:38 AM (IdCqF)


That first link talks about the first VCR marketed costing over $1,000. My first VCR was a Sony Betamax marketed under the Sears brand name. It was a heavy clunker that cost me about $1100 if I remember correctly. The remote was "wired".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 23, 2016 03:59 AM (mpXpK)

696 I can't think of Tracy Chapman without thinking of the classic In Living Color skit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofdl7tQnKwI

I write a fast song, just look out my window see what's goin' on
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 23, 2016 02:27 AM (WlGX+)

Heh.

Never seen that before.

Funny.

Thank You.

Posted by: Deety at July 23, 2016 04:00 AM (xPWMR)

697 Night all.

Here is "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 23, 2016 04:00 AM (vBeA5)

698 So, another really horrible day when I couldn't face the world at all. I wish there was some drug that stopped this but experience does suggest there is.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 03:57 AM (IdCqF)

This morning, that's what Dana Perino said!

No, she just tweeted, "I should go back to bed."

There were "others" who said, "Don't bother, just start start drinking now."

Posted by: Deety at July 23, 2016 04:06 AM (xPWMR)

699 'Sup Epobirs?

Posted by: Deety at July 23, 2016 04:06 AM (xPWMR)

700 Good Morning Everyone.

Britain. 5 or 6 hours ahead of Central Time? Anyone want to save my fingertip some typing?

I'll admit I'm lazy.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 04:20 AM (WVsWD)

701 The first Beta unit I ever saw was especially costly because it was part of a console that included a 25" screen. An all or nothing offering from Sony.

As I recall, this was in the Bullocks department store in what was then called Fashion Square, at the south end of Sherman Oaks. People who've gone by on the freeway are more likely to remember the odd looking Sunkist building nearby. (It's been in a lot of TV and film, the last time I spotted it was in an episode of 'House.') Bullocks then was very upscale with some very elaborate interiors, like the escalator that passed you through a mirrored tube as if you might be going on a far greater journey than just up or down a floor. Although by the time I was old enough to be driving myself around I tended to ignore Fashion Square for its severe lack of tech stores to check for good markdowns.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 04:25 AM (IdCqF)

702 Laziness is an addiction too. It must be fought. You must be brave and wage war against laziness.

Or so I'm told. Mostly by my wife.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 04:33 AM (WVsWD)

703 I had a very interesting day of dealing with 4 varieties of dumb-ass!

(I am too old for this shit)

Luckily, my previous experience dealing with MORONS and F'CKIN BULLSHIT at the retail level, stood me in good stead.

Not kidding you, I feel BAD for anyone working at a K-Mart, that's even worse than working for SEARS.

ANYWAY! Let's just PRETEND that you all are a going concern and that my client will make any money being merchandised correctly in your sad Beirut of a "store".

Can you help us?

Not much, I don't think...

I can merch *this* section but honestly, the whole store looks like a shambles. Not on you, I've seen other K-Marts in the same situation, in other states.

You seem sharp and on top of things....

***GET OUT!!***

Heh, anyways, thanks so much for your "help"!

***GET OUT!!***

"Yeah, Rhonda? Imma go! You would be an AWESOME asset almost anywhere in retail you should../

*New Madrid fault-line shifts, the Earth Grumbles*

***GET OUT!!***

Posted by: Deety at July 23, 2016 04:34 AM (xPWMR)

704 #699

Hi, Deety. Nothing good I'm afraid. All too often these days, if I don't have something I'm obligated to do in the morning, not just something I SHOULD do, I feel everything is utterly hopeless. Or even if the world is generally alright, I'm a failed bit of it that will soon be swept aside.

Employment prospects for anything I've ever studied or trained for is severely lacking. I'm either way short of the level of know-how needed or there just isn't much happening in the area. The people I've worked for on and off for many years are probably never going to get their shit together. This includes one of my closest friends, which makes it very hard to say I cannot be part of this anymore, especially when there isn't any place else to go. But this sort-of job has, I suspect, made it easier for me to avoid reality and taking whatever reliable work I could get in hopes of at least not being a dependent until I'm too old to do anything of value to anyone. I'm expecting a lot of people in my generation, especially those who are childless, are going to be declared excess to needs by a world where entire classes of employment are eliminated by automation.

I just cannot see how the next few decades play out without something globally disastrous, leaving the body count of WWII far behind, coming about.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 04:37 AM (IdCqF)

705 But that's just me.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 04:37 AM (IdCqF)

Clean your place. Mow the lawn. Do laundry. Something small where you can see the end accomplishment.

Doesn't have to be something grand, something big, just something where you can see the end result.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 04:46 AM (WVsWD)

706 I haven't set foot in the local K-mart since they eliminated some product sections that were really the only reason I had to ever go there. It was really dreary then. But then, I remember K-mart being really dreary back in the 70s. I cannot remember what brought us in there once in a while but it was fairly out of the way from the part of Thousand Oaks where we lived, so there must have been something. Maybe it was because the local roller rink was across the street and my older siblings were into that for a time.

The lot this K-mart was on was awful. The store was essentially on top of a small hill, which meant the driveways were very steep and nearly the whole parking lot was at a very noticeable slope. That store was among the first to be closed many years ago, possibly when I still lived in Thousand Oaks (I moved away in 1996) and nothing has ever been done with the site since. The parking lot is in ruin and I wouldn't be surprised to hear the building was too far gone to ever put back in use. They'd have to demolish it and cart off the material just to start from scratch. So anything that might be done is starting with a severe cost handicap.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 23, 2016 04:47 AM (IdCqF)

707 Something to uplift the Spirit.

Print out a picture of marx and fill full BB holes. Might as well get his little toad engels while you are it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 04:47 AM (WVsWD)

708 "Employment prospects for anything I've ever studied or trained for is severely lacking."

Yep!

You and me both!

Not like you haven't had any success outside of your credentials!

I studied a lot of interesting shit as a kid and a youth and still do as an adult, I also got some really "interesting" degrees!

(Interesting ONLY to me, ultimately, in the getting of them. Gawd I had FUN!)

What you "studied and trained for" is probably a lot of what made you who you are. Me too!

No one else gives a shit and they will, NEVER pay you for a GPA!

Just be fucking AWESOME at whatever you set your mind to do, at the time.

( I have developed some HORRIFYING PTSD symptoms, this past decade.)

Don't matter, because I still am "Deety"!

You are you, too!

If I can make an extra $280 for me and my Dad, just by throwing hot-dogs into a bunker display at 2 Wal-Marts for 4th of July weekend, who gives a shit?

Is that BENEATH me?

Fuck no!

Meat guys at BOTH stores were fucking GRATEFUL for the spindly, Deety-sized help!

So, study what you are doing right now, Epobirs, and always be excellent.

Posted by: Deety at July 23, 2016 05:22 AM (xPWMR)

709 Just wanted to pop in and say the guy who posted the flyer at the end of the ONT is a huge dick who seems like a sad dude.

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 23, 2016 05:28 AM (R5HRU)

710 709 Just wanted to pop in and say the guy who posted the flyer at the end of the ONT is a huge dick who seems like a sad dude.
....................
Well thanks for popping in and popping off sad dude!

Posted by: Tedi Cruz at July 23, 2016 05:36 AM (RLSQr)

711 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 23, 2016 05:52 AM (eiFlk)

712 Guess this will force me to get a DVD
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 05:55 AM (bksJQ)

713 Also, carry a clip-board.

I cannot emphasize this point enough!

Sure, have the *Paperwork* , POG and the LOA on your smart APP loaded to the Cloud via VPN but SRSLY print and put it ONTO a clip-board too.

Then, when you get to The Receiver?

Shut up and wait.

This is the vendor's "everyday" God.

Yeah, I'm charged w/ resetting entire categories and aisles.

Sorry / Not Sorry



Posted by: Deety at July 23, 2016 05:56 AM (xPWMR)

714 I'm not sure they could have taken another Maet

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 05:57 AM (bksJQ)

715 Strange is the order of day.

Good Morning Fluffy

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 05:57 AM (WVsWD)

716 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 23, 2016 06:02 AM (ODbpK)

717 Guess this will force me to get a DVD

Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip

I still have 3 working VCR's in the house. We do use one of them, as we still have tapes.
Imma gonna make millions on ebay!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 23, 2016 06:02 AM (8ikIW)

718 got up this morning and started humming a tune, don;t know where it came from, just one of those things.

it was "chinatown, my chinatown", a neat tin pan alley ditty from 1906 done by just about everyone.

that's what's great about youtube - i could fool around and with but a few clues ("chinatown") get to its many variations (i liked louis armstrongs, brilliant of course).

thought i'd share...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 23, 2016 06:03 AM (WTSFk)

719 Tim and Hillary: Kaine and Unable

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 23, 2016 06:04 AM (NnYnv)

720 ... chet atkins upbeat version not bad either...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 23, 2016 06:06 AM (WTSFk)

721 Nood

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 23, 2016 06:08 AM (ODbpK)

722 Vic News Network strikes again!

Posted by: Bernie supporters full of hot gas at July 23, 2016 06:11 AM (ZWIe8)

723 Another day and still no motivation.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 06:56 AM (rTUrc)

724 another test

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 06:58 AM (rTUrc)

725 one more

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 07:01 AM (WVsWD)

726 There we go. Back to where I started from.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 23, 2016 07:01 AM (WVsWD)

727 Your "misanthrope" forgot "Pet Rocks", "Dr. Phil", and "skinny jeans"...

Posted by: Scott at July 25, 2016 04:14 PM (rqbXZ)

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