Monday Morning News Dump (7/25/16) [Mis. Hum]

Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and
bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
3:15 PM

Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the
Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public
Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM

How to have a successful career without ever
having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM

Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:30 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology "Alternative
Shoppers" instead of Looters"
7:30 PM

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for
women on avoiding the upcoming draft
8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism"
As "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM

"Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom
Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren
11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet
Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Somebody spent a lot of premium time putting
this agenda together. Don't let it go to waste.

h/t The Internet

The regular News Dump that you know and love will resume Tuesday July 26th.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:52 AM




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1 Good Morning.

Posted by: HH at July 25, 2016 07:57 AM (DrCtv)

2 Funny shit

well done!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 07:58 AM (zp+j1)

3 Ah, The Festival Of Lies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 07:58 AM (gyKtp)

4 LOL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

5 hiullary gets nominated on the first night of the convention?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 25, 2016 07:59 AM (iONHu)

6 Trailer for the upcoming Justice League movie is out. It doesn't suck.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:00 AM (eytER)

7 There was supposed to be a seminar on spotting fake Native American art.

Moderated by Elizabeth Warren, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2016 08:01 AM (ptqRm)

8 and Caitlyn Jenner

Unlikely, this one. He/she is a Repub.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:01 AM (gyKtp)

9 I just think it's fantastic that an eight foot high fence, four miles in circumference was built around the democrats convention.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 08:01 AM (ZnIt3)

10 Travis County Deputy shot at home last night

Police are looking for 2 suspects (w/o description to the public, of course)

http://kxan.com/2016/07/25/ breaking-travis-county-sheriff-officer-shot-in-round-rock/

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 25, 2016 08:01 AM (swEzU)

11 LOL!

You forgot rapper/pornographer/marijuana entrepreneur Snoop Dogg's Unity party to sway Bernie supporters to vote Hillary --- oh wait, that's actually happening.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:01 AM (NOIQH)

12 I assumed Vince Offer would be there selling Sham-wow's. You know to wipe down those email servers.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 25, 2016 08:02 AM (LERwz)

13 The 27 year-old Syrian refugee who committed a suicide attack in Ansbach, Germany, was due to be deported.

German interior ministry spokeman announced at a press conference: Syrians cannot at the moment be deported to Syria, but that doesnt mean that Syrians overall cannot be deported.

????
Germany is screwed up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:02 AM (zp+j1)

14 Mornin'..mmm..coffee

Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 08:02 AM (Ffw22)

15 Unlikely, this one. He/she is a Repub.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:01 AM (gyKtp)

I have my doubts. This whole "I wanna be gurl" has "hey look at me too!" written all over it. I think the claim of being a repub is just another attention getter.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD)

16 "I just think it's fantastic that an eight foot high fence, four miles in circumference was built around the democrats convention. "

I would have been happier with an 18 foot tall water retaining wall.

But, that's just me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2016 08:03 AM (ptqRm)

17 6
Trailer for the upcoming Justice League movie is out. It doesn't suck.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:00 AM (eytER)

I finally got to watch Man of Steel after Amazon put it in their cheap stack and I bought it. I thought it was good. If the second half has been as good as the first half I would upgrade to to "great". I can't see why a lot of people said it stunk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

18 Someone said last night Trump should show up in Philly and demand" FAB tear down this Wall"!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:03 AM (zp+j1)

19 madness. all madness.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 25, 2016 08:04 AM (WTSFk)

20 And for those who are looking for news links want, mine are on the ONT starting at 0600.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

21 I'd love to know the details of the fence building. Apparently it went up in record time. Perhaps Donald Trump should offer to hire the crew. I could see him tweeting something about that.

But he should first hire iowahawk as his Twitter czar.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 08:05 AM (ZnIt3)

22 I assume there will be transgeneder bathrooms. Do you have to register your gender or do you just pick and choose according to how you feelat the moment? And what about gender counselors to help you decide if you are gender confused?

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:06 AM (1BQGO)

23 Ah, the logic of Lefties! From the WSJ article on the Philly "Lock Her Up" protest:

Javier Ruiz, 20, listed the 2012 Benghazi terrorist attacks, her use of
personal email email and her refusal to unconditionally condemn
hydraulic fracturing as reasons she should be imprisoned.


Fracking is as bad as Benghazi and the email server? OK, buddy.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:06 AM (NOIQH)

24 I assume there will be transgeneder bathrooms. Do you have to register your gender or do you just pick and choose according to how you feelat the moment? And what about gender counselors to help you decide if you are gender confused?

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:06 AM (1BQGO)


We're up to what? 27 genders now? They should provide separate bathrooms for each.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 25, 2016 08:07 AM (qE9Fw)

25 Everyone is actually gender fluid. Viscosity can vary greatly, though.

Posted by: Democrat Truth at July 25, 2016 08:08 AM (97XyN)

26 MH, Thanks for the laugh this morning. Wish it wasn't so close to reality

Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2016 08:09 AM (V+03K)

27 We're up to what? 27 genders now? They should provide separate bathrooms for each.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 25, 2016 08:07 AM (qE9Fw)

If De Commio from NYC were in charge, there would be over 34 according the NYC Human Rights Council

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:09 AM (zp+j1)

28 I suspect Javier Ruiz approves of the State AGs who want to prosecute those who disagree with climate dogma.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 08:10 AM (IdCqF)

29 Do they need ID to get inside?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 25, 2016 08:10 AM (Z4hTv)

30 I finally got to watch Man of Steel after Amazon put it in their cheap stack and I bought it. I thought it was good. If the second half has been as good as the first half I would upgrade to to "great". I can't see why a lot of people said it stunk.

It rewrote some fictional history and decided on a darker feel. Plus like Ace said a few days ago, Amy Allen's Lois Lane is a doofus.

Tip: don't waste your time with the theatrical release of Batman v Superman. Watch the extended version. Yes, it's a 3+ hour movie, but the added scenes give you context so you have a better idea of what the hell is going on in the movie, especially the first part. I hated the theatrical release but I rather liked the extended version.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:10 AM (eytER)

31 >>I suspect Javier Ruiz approves of the State AGs who want to prosecute those who disagree with climate dogma.

No doubt!
As long as Javier remains #NeverHillary I'm good.
Stay home or vote Jill Stein, please!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:11 AM (NOIQH)

32 So Debbie Downer now works for Hillary. That's a nice pairing; Lie And Liar.

I remember a segment where ole Deb was on a network interview and denied she said something about Israel in 2012; the host played the audio tape of her saying it, she then STILL denied saying it. Now that takes chutzpah.

In my nic is a Politico write-up of the incident, but I couldn't find the interview itself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2016 08:12 AM (gyKtp)

33 Has BLM protested the Florida Kids Nighclub shooting ?

Oh yeah that was Black on Black....never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:12 AM (zp+j1)

34 Do they need ID to get inside?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 25, 2016 08:10 AM (Z4hTv)

ID and a C Note also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:13 AM (zp+j1)

35 Good one, MisHum. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2016 08:13 AM (pFp74)

36 Don't forget the fantastic presentation on "How to stop guns from killing people" as presented in broken French-English by Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel.

Posted by: MTF at July 25, 2016 08:14 AM (/m8T6)

37 7 There was supposed to be a seminar on spotting fake Native American art.

Moderated by Elizabeth Warren, if I remember correctly.
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Hey!

Posted by: Ward Churchill at July 25, 2016 08:15 AM (/m8T6)

38 Brilliant, MisHum, just brilliant. If they published an actual schedule like that, it would the first time they were truthful.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2016 08:15 AM (805dc)

39 The Travis County deputy has died. Assassinated at home. RIP

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 25, 2016 08:15 AM (swEzU)

40 33 Has BLM protested the Florida Kids Nighclub shooting ?

Oh yeah that was Black on Black....never mind
-------------------
Expect that story to go down the memory hole. There was one in Hamilton, OH couple nights ago. Appears to be gang related. Doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: willy at July 25, 2016 08:15 AM (Ffw22)

41 The shame of the NY Slime no know bounds.



Story about nightclub shooting at a BLACK teen party at ONE AM tries to make a connection to Orlando shooting and mentions that the motivation of the lone shooter in Orlando was unknown.



Who takes their kids to a swim suit contest at a nightclub on a Sunday night that is over at ONE AM?


Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 08:16 AM (F1iXz)

42 30 It rewrote some fictional history and decided on a darker feel. Plus
like Ace said a few days ago, Amy Allen's Lois Lane is a doofus.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:10 AM (eytER)



I didn't think it was "a darker feel". The first half story line pretty much followed the original golden age comic plots. The "Phantom Zone" stuff was different though and no Lex Luther. My main criticism of the movie was that the fight scene was simply too long.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

43 I just think it's fantastic that an eight foot high fence, four miles in circumference was built around the democrats convention.





Needs to be repeated loudly & often.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 08:16 AM (4Hf9E)

44 Vic, Superman would never let his dog die.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 25, 2016 08:16 AM (0MKRD)

45 18 Someone said last night Trump should show up in Philly and demand" FAB tear down this Wall"!
______________________

Walls and fences are raaaaacist and xenophobic! DNC should build a bridge to the convention, and everybody should be able to get in! Shouldn't matter if you are a rapist, drug smuggler, child molester, murderer, whatever. We're all God's children, and there is no such thing as illegal!

ID is also raaaaacist and unfair to minorities! No ID should be required or allowed at the Dim convention. Minorities don't have IDs, and don't know how to obtain them!

Posted by: Dims Everywhere at July 25, 2016 08:16 AM (NnYnv)

46 Who takes their kids to a swim suit contest at a nightclub on a Sunday night that is over at ONE AM?


Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 08:16 AM (F1iXz)


That's rhetorical right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:17 AM (zp+j1)

47

DAY 1,357

106 to go (179 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:17 AM (27m1/)

48 Do they need ID to get inside?
Posted by: Case



Photo ID?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 08:17 AM (4Hf9E)

49
To kick off his presidential run, Donald Trump will give an extemporaneous stem-winder attacking Mike Lee, Mark Levin and the Club for Growth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:18 AM (27m1/)

50 Photo ID?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 08:17 AM (4Hf9E)

Certificate of live birth from Hawaii.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (WVsWD)

51 @43 And you need an ID to get inside! Don't need one to vote but to get inside the Dim convention, yep, show your ID!

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (Z4hTv)

52 By the way Ken Griffey Jr. Went into the HOF yesteday. And stats aside, he is exactly what a major leaguer is suppose to look like. What a sweet swing and a great fielder and he make it look right

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (zp+j1)

53
In all seriousness, Go Pence!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (27m1/)

54 Certificate of live birth from Hawaii.
__________________

And we all know those are easy enough to obtain.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (NnYnv)

55 So Debbie Downer now works for Hillary. That's a nice pairing; Lie And Liar.

I got to listen to Lanny Davis spin this thing.

He first started out by saying it was appropriate for DWS to resign because of the questionable and indefensible things she did.

He then got pressed on why it was OK for the Clinton campaign to hire her. He said he defied anyone to show him one quote from one email where DWS acted improperly.

He's kind of a scumbag.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (PFy0L)

56 44
Vic, Superman would never let his dog die.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at July 25, 2016 08:16 AM (0MKRD)

The dog didn't die, Pa Kent saved the dog and then he died. Another difference from the original comics. He had no dog and the comics never explained how the Kents died.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

57 To kick off his presidential run, Donald Trump will give an extemporaneous stem-winder attacking Mike Lee, Mark Levin and the Club for Growth.

I can't even tell if this is sarcasm anymore.

Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 08:20 AM (O7MnT)

58 52 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (zp+j1)


In the age of the asterisk, he always struck me as a classy guy. Congrats to him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:20 AM (27m1/)

59 He's kind of a scumbag.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (PFy0L)

Kind of?

If you google scumbag, his picture comes up!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:20 AM (zp+j1)

60 11
LOL!

You forgot rapper/pornographer/marijuana entrepreneur Snoop
Dogg's Unity party to sway Bernie supporters to vote Hillary --- oh
wait, that's actually happening.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:01 AM (NOIQH)

Snoop Dog is a Mohammedan. I guess Allah smokes dope?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 08:20 AM (F1iXz)

61 57 To kick off his presidential run, Donald Trump will give an extemporaneous stem-winder attacking Mike Lee, Mark Levin and the Club for Growth.

I can't even tell if this is sarcasm anymore.
Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 08:20 AM (O7MnT)


Sadly, you're correct.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:20 AM (27m1/)

62 Javier Ruiz, 20, listed the 2012 Benghazi terrorist attacks,"

Wonder if that's the same "Javier Ruiz, 20" who made an appearance somewhere in NE (Mass?) protesting the Hilda - and just happens to be Honduran...

Nah. That's just too crazy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 08:21 AM (C9pBZ)

63 Later in the week Tim Kaine will host a session on "Abortion and Catholicism: Don't Get Too Hung Up on That Whole Consistency Thing, M'Kay?".

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:21 AM (iynDC)

64 Thanks to everyone who bought

"Wearing the Cat - Part Two: The Fox's Den"

as of right now it stands at #14 in Satire in Literary Fiction!

Which means, of course, that all y'all rock! Esp. OregonMuse.

Here's the AoSHQ link, if you'd like to purchase the kindle version, and throw a few shekels in Ace's direction:


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Check it out.

Posted by: H D Woodard - "Wearing the Cat - "Wearing the Cat - Part Two: The Fox's Den" at July 25, 2016 08:21 AM (HGtd0)

65
Trump should buy the Den's convention wall after it is over, have it transported to the border and re-erected. Fedtooned with D symbols, of course.

Entitle the commercial, "It's a start."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2016 08:21 AM (BK3ZS)

66 do you just pick and choose according to how you feelat the moment?

----

Be a lot of "toilet paper hop" going on

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 08:22 AM (wmxwV)

67 Oh and NY Slime blames Putin for the DNC leaks, like the Russians could hack the DNC, but they never hacked Hillary?




Don't they ever see their stupid?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 08:22 AM (F1iXz)

68 Snoop Dog is a Mohammedan. I guess Allah smokes dope?
_____________

He also has a nice handgun collection, and loves to take selfies of himself surrounded by piles of cash. allah is down with the struggle, homies!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 25, 2016 08:22 AM (NnYnv)

69 Oh, and I hope everybody has a cup of coffee and some fresh hell. It's gonna be a long, sweaty week and I don't just mean the DNC convention.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:22 AM (iynDC)

70 He's kind of a scumbag.Posted by: VA GOP Sucks

Lanny Davis 'kind of a scumbag'?

That's like saying water is kinda wet.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 08:22 AM (ZnIt3)

71
What particular kind of scumbag is Lanny Davis? Likable or typical?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:22 AM (27m1/)

72 Bernie supporters are rioting in Philadelphia in regards to the emails showing Debbie Whatshername Shultz favoring Hillary..

lol.. couldn't happen to a nicer bunch! the guffaws and knee slaps from all the Dems and lib pundits last week about how divided the GOP was during their convention makes this dissension in their ranks especially sweet!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 25, 2016 08:23 AM (UpGcq)

73 Who will be manning the gate at the fence and checking ID's? Don't tell me it will be a bunch of racist cops!

It's almost like the Dems are conservatives when it comes to things that affect them directly.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2016 08:23 AM (1BQGO)

74 63
Later in the week Tim Kaine will host a session on "Abortion and
Catholicism: Don't Get Too Hung Up on That Whole Consistency Thing,
M'Kay?".

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:21 AM (iynDC)

Pope to moderate it with Ghey priests?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 08:23 AM (F1iXz)

75 Another good thing about Man of Steel was it did not have that ridiculous "kiss Louis Lane's memory away" scene.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 08:24 AM (mpXpK)

76 What particular kind of scumbag is Lanny Davis? Likable or typical?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:22 AM (27m1/)


he is the "Schmuck" kind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:24 AM (zp+j1)

77 #17

Because it got some essential elements of the character badly wrong. It isn't as though there weren't myriad examinations of these aspects for the director to examine for clues.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 08:25 AM (IdCqF)

78
Louis Lane? Did she get Caitlyn's pecker from Craig's List?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:25 AM (27m1/)

79 I got about a third of the way down before I realized you were joking.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at July 25, 2016 08:25 AM (NUb9I)

80 76 he is the "Schmuck" kind
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:24 AM (zp+j1)


Ach so. 31 different flavors, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:25 AM (27m1/)

81 It's almost like the Dems are conservatives when it comes to things that affect them directly.
________________

There's a reason why open-borders Zuckerberg is building a big wall around his own home, and it's not because he has an "everybody is welcome to come on in" policy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 25, 2016 08:25 AM (NnYnv)

82 Donna Brazile on the news saying that there are more e-mails coming.

Schweet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:26 AM (mBYZv)

83 makes this dissension in their ranks"

Never heard of it...

Posted by: Charles "ChuckECheese" Gibson at July 25, 2016 08:27 AM (C9pBZ)

84 @71
"What particular kind of scumbag is Lanny Davis? Likable or typical?"- J.J. Sefton

The Chuck Schumer kind.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 25, 2016 08:27 AM (Z4hTv)

85
As if we didn't know dept.: Jon Stewart is a raging dimwit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:27 AM (27m1/)

86 Green Party candidate will be in Philadelphia protesting outside of the convention. THIS is who the wall was built to protect the DNC attendees from - Lefties, not imaginary tea party attack mobs.

Stein in an NPR interview. Love the ellipses in NPR's transcript at the end - guess they didn't want to transcribe her whole list of Hillary offenses:

"I do not say there is no difference between the parties. What I say is
that there's not enough difference to save your job, to save your life,
or to save the planet. And the scary things, the horrific things that
Donald Trump says, Hillary Clinton has already done. Whether it's
massively deporting immigrants, whether it's threatening nuclear
warfare..."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:27 AM (NOIQH)

87 he is the "Schmuck" kind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:24 AM (zp+j1)

Syphilitic Schmuck kind.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 08:27 AM (F1iXz)

88 I think the two kinds of scumbag are plain and goddamned

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 08:28 AM (wmxwV)

89
Less Donna Brazile.

More Bobo Brazil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:28 AM (27m1/)

90 Finally: Rain

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (wmxwV)

91 88 I think the two kinds of scumbag are plain and goddamned
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 08:28 AM (wmxwV)


They named a sandwich after Lanny Davis: the Coney Island Whitefish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (27m1/)

92 85
As if we didn't know dept.: Jon Stewart is a raging dimwit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:27 AM (27m1/)

While on the subject of "schmuck"...

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (iynDC)

93 The program left out :
11:-00 AM - 9:00 PM
Piss on the Constitution - Center Floor.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (c1VpD)

94 More Bobo Brazil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:28 AM (27m1/)


I remember him...good times, good times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (zp+j1)

95 >>Donna Brazile on the news saying that there are more e-mails coming


Thanks, Donna, for repeating what Wikileaks has already announced.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (NOIQH)

96
Supposed to get near 100 today in Hymietown, with some late afternoon t-storms.

Same thing I guess for Philly. Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (27m1/)

97 94
I remember him...good times, good times
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (zp+j1)

And Big Jack McCracken, Ernie "The Cat" Ladd and Ivan Putzke.

That was a different league of wrestlers from McMahon's WWWF, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:31 AM (27m1/)

98 To kick off his presidential run, Donald Trump will
give an extemporaneous stem-winder attacking Mike Lee, Mark Levin and
the Club for Growth.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:18 AM (27m1/)And, rightfully so!

Posted by: WeBoned! at July 25, 2016 08:32 AM (SOVQ8)

99 Thanks, Donna, for repeating what Wikileaks has already announced."

But see, that's how she (and the DNC) can claim they called it...

Yeah, they're stupid.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 08:32 AM (C9pBZ)

100 I remember him...good times, good times
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:29 AM (zp+j1)

And Big Jack McCracken, Ernie "The Cat" Ladd and Ivan Putzke.

That was a different league of wrestlers from McMahon's WWWF, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:31 AM (27m1/)


he was from the Bruno Samartino, Gorilla Monsoon days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:32 AM (zp+j1)

101 Great picture of the Clinton Crime Lord on Drudge this AM.

Posted by: Robbie "Mook" Mook, Capodiregime at July 25, 2016 08:33 AM (/m8T6)

102 he was from the Bruno Samartino, Gorilla Monsoon days




Harley Race, Fritz von Eric days?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 08:33 AM (4Hf9E)

103 "Syrian Migrant Dies in German Blast" :BBC

The West deserves to die I guess.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 08:33 AM (B48dK)

104 What is the Green Party, anyway? The textbook definition of "Watermelons", who want to use environmental policies to enact communism? Or true believers who want to tear down civilization and replace it with trees for Gaia?

Posted by: Pyrocles at July 25, 2016 08:34 AM (MYMcU)

105 Clever wit, like this thread & all you morons, makes me happy!

(This is the 'what makes you happy?' Thread, isn't it?)

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at July 25, 2016 08:34 AM (e1Sp5)

106 Supposed to get near 100 today in Hymietown, with some late afternoon t-storms.

Same thing I guess for Philly. Heh.



That maybe why there was this late addition to the DNC schedule:

11:00 AM

Philadelphia Cream Cheese or Simple Taint Hygiene for the Convention Participant

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (HGtd0)

107 100 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:32 AM (zp+j1)


I met Bruno Sammartino a few years back when he donated one of his championship belts to the Italian-American Museum in Little Italy. What a classy, intelligent, well-spoken guy. And still in great shape for an older gentleman, but his ears looked like Tyson chewed on them.

Sort of like Dr. Severin's from "Star Trek."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (27m1/)

108 Supposed to get near 100 today in Hymietown, with some late afternoon t-storms.

Same thing I guess for Philly. Heh.
===========================

Until they finish their sacrifice to Lucifer, then the weather will ease up quite a bit.

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (/m8T6)

109 >>"Syrian Migrant Dies in German Blast" :BBC


Excellent use of the passive voice!
Not "kills self".
And what is a 'German blast'? Is that like a killer SUV?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (NOIQH)

110 82 Donna Brazile on the news saying that there are more e-mails coming.

Schweet.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:26 AM (mBYZv)

FROM: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (snarlbitch@dnc.org)
TO: Hillary Clinton (deathbycankle@hillaryserver.com)
RE: Bernie Sanders' schvantz

So from what I've heard it's tiny and bent. Do you think David Brock could confirm for us?


TO: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (snarlbitch@dnc.org)
FROM: Hillary Clinton (deathbycankle@hillaryserver.com)
RE: Bernie Sanders' schvantz

Are you fuckin kiddin me? Brock knows what evry schlong in DC looks like! Hey, how do I get Huma to see this shit? I need on of those smley things or whaddycallit...

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (iynDC)

111 It most be bas. The Today Show had a banner "Dems in Disarray".

On the other hand, old Clinton aids George Stephanopolis and Donna Braille were on TV this morning saying all is well. Wait, George is the media. ......well I will be. Could fooled me.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (6LFSJ)

112 104 What is the Green Party, anyway? The textbook definition of "Watermelons", who want to use environmental policies to enact communism? Or true believers who want to tear down civilization and replace it with trees for Gaia?
Posted by: Pyrocles at July 25, 2016 08:34 AM (MYMcU)


Green. As in RED. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:36 AM (27m1/)

113 111 Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (6LFSJ)


Donna BRAILLE?! LOL, great typo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:36 AM (27m1/)

114 Did everyone hear that The FAB thinks she is being persecuted according the "The FAB Rules" that only she is held to? Funny stuff. I am amazed she is as tone deaf as she is. Worst Candidate ever. I mean she may win- G-D Forbid- but only because of the Black Vote and her Vagina

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:36 AM (zp+j1)

115 109 And what is a 'German blast'? Is that like a killer SUV?

It happens after eating a lot of sauerkraut.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 08:37 AM (B48dK)

116 I'm not sure I understand how a sitting Representative is in a position to *get* another job. What, member of Congress doesn't fill your day?

This whole thing is weird.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:37 AM (eytER)

117 Green. As in RED. QED.




Red Green? The opossum party?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 08:37 AM (4Hf9E)

118 98 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:18 AM (27m1/)And, rightfully so!
Posted by: WeBoned! at July 25, 2016 08:32 AM (SOVQ


Oh, I see what you did! Really neat!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:38 AM (27m1/)

119 Did everyone hear that The FAB thinks she is being persecuted according the "The FAB Rules" that only she is held to?

She's actually correct. There's the Hillary standard, then there's the legal standard. And Hillary can do whatever the hell she wants with no repurcussions. The rest of us have to follow the law.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:38 AM (eytER)

120 117
Red Green? The opossum party?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 08:37 AM (4Hf9E)

And duct tape.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:38 AM (27m1/)

121 We are going to burn the Watermelons when they turn our heat off.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 25, 2016 08:38 AM (Z4hTv)

122 I love Bernie's indignation over the DNC's actions.

Karma's a bitch. Suck it up Bernie. If you really wanted to win the nomination, you'd have actually attacked Hillary. God knows you had plenty of material.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 08:39 AM (+Xox3)

123 And what is a 'German blast'? Is that like a killer SUV?



It happens after eating a lot of sauerkraut.

Posted by: steevy


With pumpernickel bread

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:39 AM (8ikIW)

124 Hello, Horde.

I am planning on sitting on my ass in a lounge chair on the Green Bay beach for the next 4 days or so (if it's not too hot to sit outside) reading Wodehouse, nursing my knee, eating grilled hamburgers and brats and sweet corn, and trying to ignore the outside world as much as possible. (Although I might have to turn on the DNC for a few minutes at a time, just to see if the Berniebots are causing trouble for Cankles.)

I have to wonder what is going on inside Bernie's head. I never thought he really wanted or expected to win - he would have gone after Scankles much harder than he did - (hey, Bern, still sick of hearing about her emails?) and he was more than willing to concede and embrace the old scrunt. But his followers are not willing to cave as easily as he did.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 08:39 AM (P8951)

125
Okay, kids. Stay safe and cool. Assignment deadline approaches.

Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:39 AM (27m1/)

126 Syrian Migrant Dies in German Blast" :BBC"

Yeah, noticed that too. Right after the "Daniel" kerfuffle...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 08:40 AM (C9pBZ)

127 I suppose there are useful idiots who believe all the Green bullshit but at the top,it is pure commie.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 08:40 AM (B48dK)

128 122 I love Bernie's indignation over the DNC's actions.

Karma's a bitch. Suck it up Bernie. If you really wanted to win the nomination, you'd have actually attacked Hillary. God knows you had plenty of material.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 25, 2016 08:39 AM (+Xox3)


He should run with Nader on the Green ticket and announce it at the convention.

Bang, zoom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 25, 2016 08:40 AM (27m1/)

129 >>Did everyone hear that The FAB thinks she is being persecuted according the "The FAB Rules" that only she is held to?


You don't think...no, it couldn't...maybe it just might be another "Vast Right-wing Conspiracy"????????

Why, oh why does this keep happening to such a dedicated public servant?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:40 AM (NOIQH)

130 They made Texas pay for the fence.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 25, 2016 08:40 AM (U6f54)

131 #56

Actually, the comics covered that numerous times over the years. In the early era, the Kents simply expired of natural causes, being already middle-aged when they adopted the alien baby they found. If you look back at the Superboy stories of the 50s, the Kents always looked more like Clark's grandparents or people who'd had a surprise pregnancy long after the prospect had been given up.

I always suspected that the advanced ages of Peter Parker's Aunt May and Uncle Ben came of the same source: a holdover from the Great Influenza epidemic continuing to affect how writers thought. Because the Great Flu killed so many adults in their prime, there was a lot of orphaned children being raised by their grandparents in the 20s and 30s, which influenced the thinking of creators like Seigal and Schuster and Stan Lee, who was not much younger.

Generally, when depicting Superman's upbringing, his adoptive parents expire one after the other, and it is at that point he sets out for Metropolis to start his two careers.

It wasn't until the 1986 John Byrne reboot that the Kents were not killed off as Clark became Superman. Byrne made a the Kents a bit younger and more believably Clark's biological parents in the eyes of Smallville residents. (The premise was that a very long and severe winter had the Kents snowed in at the farm during most of the pregnancy and Clark was born there. This gave a better cover story story for Clark's existence.) Byrne also kept the Kents alive and acting as Clark's primary confidantes during the early days of his Superman career. Jonathan was killed off during the 'Death of Superman' arc, IIRC. Byrne felt it was important Clark had somebody he could talk to openly about his problems besides other superhero types.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 08:41 AM (IdCqF)

132 This warms my heart: Bernie supporters marched down Broad Street yesterday afternoon, chanting "Lock Her Up!". Interviews say the crowd is mad hat Hillary's massive bribe taking, her performance as SecState and the Benghazi mess.

Finally, some semblance of sense from the Socialists!

Posted by: Leon "Ice Pick" Trotsky, Social Justice Activist at July 25, 2016 08:41 AM (/m8T6)

133 Donna - you up by Door County? Hope your knee heals fast.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2016 08:41 AM (dFi94)

134 She's actually correct. There's the Hillary standard, then there's the legal standard. And Hillary can do whatever the hell she wants with no repurcussions. The rest of us have to follow the law.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:38 AM (eytER)

yeah I know and so do most people, but of course that is not what she is talking about. Which is why I call her tone deaf. She must live in some echo chamber to really believe that. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:42 AM (zp+j1)

135 I have to wonder what is going on inside Bernie's head."

"Hey, look! It's a big and wide open space!. I wonder if it echos?
Hellllloooooooo

Hillllllaaarrrryyyy

Oh, did I say that outloud"

/Inside Bernie's Head, Vol. 2,747

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 08:42 AM (C9pBZ)

136 "Syrian Migrant Dies in German Blast" :BBC" "

How could they tell it was a German blast? Could of been a false flag Putin operation.

Maybe?

Accent?

Blllaahhhssstttt!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 08:42 AM (WVsWD)

137 Less Donna Brazile.

More Madonna's Brassiere?

Posted by: New York Values at July 25, 2016 08:43 AM (oFSUK)

138 >>He should run with Nader on the Green ticket and announce it at the convention.



Their candidate, Jill Stein, offered to vacate the ticket if Bernie wanted to represent the Green Party. Aaaand Bernie then endorsed Clinton. Hope those young Lefty radicals are taking notes on the spinelessness of their man.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:43 AM (NOIQH)

139
You don't think...no, it couldn't...maybe it just might be another "Vast Right-wing Conspiracy"????????

Why, oh why does this keep happening to such a dedicated public servant?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:40 AM (NOIQH)
-------------------
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Dick Cheney at July 25, 2016 08:43 AM (L62jT)

140 "Syrian Migrant Dies in German Blast" :BBC


I guess no one within the media anywhere has any professional pride any more.

That's not even "news".

That headline is more like anesthetic salve for your ears and brain.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2016 08:43 AM (HGtd0)

141 Filthadelphia has the kind of wet, smelly heat that can drive people mad. Too bad the sanitation workers aren't on strike.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 08:44 AM (EZebt)

142 When do we boo God? This can't be the real schedule!

Posted by: Democrat Conventioneer at July 25, 2016 08:44 AM (oFSUK)

143 When do we boo God? This can't be the real schedule!
Posted by: Democrat Conventioneer at July 25, 2016 08:44 AM (oFSUK)


It's either before or after you boo Israel and Jerusalem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:45 AM (zp+j1)

144
When do we boo God? This can't be the real schedule!

Posted by: Democrat Conventioneer

Every 15 minutes. You do have your official watch...don't you??

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:45 AM (8ikIW)

145 The DNC should squeeze in another seminar: "Why Walls and Fences Don't Work, and Why Requiring ID is Racist (Except When We Do It).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 25, 2016 08:45 AM (NnYnv)

146 133 Donna - you up by Door County? Hope your knee heals fast.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2016 08:41 AM (dFi94)

Thanks, grammie! About to head up there - I hope it will be a bit cooler.

The knee is feeling pretty good. I've been doing my exercises religiously, I can't wait until I'm 100% again. Crutches are a pain in the rear.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 08:46 AM (P8951)

147 WSJ Sanders supporters chant "lock her up" in Philly protest of Hillary

Heh heh. Pas the Jiffy-Pop.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 08:46 AM (s/EUv)

148 I like catsup on my Frankenfurters.

Posted by: Richard O'Brien at July 25, 2016 08:46 AM (iU9Qe)

149 Crutches are a pain in the rear.

Posted by: DonnaV


You're using them wrong then

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:46 AM (8ikIW)

150 It would be fun if someone put forward a motion from the floor (at the DNC) to vote on whether to shut down the A/C throughout the convention center in order to save Mother Gaia.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:47 AM (NeFrd)

151 So let me just make sure I have this straight. Bernie "Honeymoon in Moscow" Sanders is now part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:47 AM (NeFrd)

152 It would be fun if someone put forward a motion from
the floor (at the DNC) to vote on whether to shut down the A/C
throughout the convention center in order to save Mother Gaia.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Also a "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"
sign in the bathroom

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:48 AM (8ikIW)

153 Thanks, grammie! About to head up there - I hope it will be a bit cooler.



The knee is feeling pretty good. I've been doing my exercises
religiously, I can't wait until I'm 100% again. Crutches are a pain in
the rear.

Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersands and so there) at July 25, 2016
08:46 AM (P8951)
================================================

It'll probably be 68 degrees. Crutches stink, especially in the summer. Also the winter. Well, crutches pretty much stink whenever. Enjoy the Bay breezes!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 25, 2016 08:48 AM (dFi94)

154 My Ta-Tas are FIERCE - a seminar with Katy Perry

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 08:48 AM (s/EUv)

155 141 Filthadelphia has the kind of wet, smelly heat that can drive people mad. Too bad the sanitation workers aren't on strike.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 08:44 AM (EZebt)

All you have to do is drive by and dump a couple piles of dog turds by the convention site. Nobody will notice anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:48 AM (iynDC)

156 It would be fun if someone put forward a motion from the floor (at the DNC) to vote on whether to shut down the A/C throughout the convention center in order to save Mother Gaia.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:47 AM (NeFrd)


Well to be fair, since leftists don't shower regularly, that could be fatal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:49 AM (zp+j1)

157 141 Filthadelphia has the kind of wet, smelly heat that can drive people mad. Too bad the sanitation workers aren't on strike.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 08:44 AM (EZebt)

Yes, it sure do - so does DC. 100% humidity with the smell of urine in the air. Of course, the arrival of a zillion stinky hippies doesn't help.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 08:49 AM (P8951)

158 I now have taken to referring to Hillary as Roller Corky.

Don't ask me why.

It just makes me chuckle in an evil way deep inside, where my heart should be.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2016 08:49 AM (ptqRm)

159 Bernie Bros are mad to find out the DNC treats them the same way they want Republicans treated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:50 AM (nIGPZ)

160 I like catsup on my Frankenfurters.
Posted by: Richard O'Brien at July 25, 2016 08:46 AM (iU9Qe)

The conventionists will be the usual, conventional progtards.

Posted by: Shell Silvershart at July 25, 2016 08:50 AM (0Ph0e)

161 It looks like the BBC has changed their headline to "Syrian blows himself up in Germany" No comments posted that I can see.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:50 AM (7HtZB)

162 Ha! Definitely chuckled reading the "agenda." A great way to start a Monday.

Posted by: Draki at July 25, 2016 08:50 AM (SKk/g)

163 159 Bernie Bros are mad to find out the DNC treats them the same way they want Republicans treated.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:50 AM (nIGPZ)

If you consider your enemies to be subhuman then any punishment they get is merited.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (iynDC)

164 158 I now have taken to referring to Hillary as Roller Corky.

I like Cough-Cough Corrupto-pants

Or Granny Walker

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (s/EUv)

165 Will Bernie be performing a vertical piano recital in the Main Convention Hall reception area this evening?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (NeFrd)

166 I believe at midnight at the convention, it's the first of many human centipedes. They are going for the worlds record!

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (8ikIW)

167 2 dead, 14 wounded in Fort Meyers, Fla. nightclub teen event.

No info on who did the shooting except they weren't participants in the event. They are looking for 2 suspects.

https://tinyurl.com/hp2kw3g

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (4ng05)

168 Richard O'Brien

icwydt

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (s/EUv)

169 165 Will Bernie be performing a vertical piano recital in the Main Convention Hall reception area this evening?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (NeFrd)

More like bent to the left, according to David Brock.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (iynDC)

170 ferring to Hillary as Roller Corky.

I like Cough-Cough Corrupto-pants

Or Granny Walker


*****


So many good choices. I'm partial to Grandmal Caesar

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (NeFrd)

171 Paul Ryan gives finger to grieving moms outside his WI enclave. Paul Ryan is shit.
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (XzRw1)


Yup.

Oh please, if there is a G-D in heaven, let him be upset in the Primary. Let him be cantored

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (zp+j1)

172 154 My Ta-Tas are FIERCE - a seminar with Katy Perry
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 08:48 AM (s/EUv)

Have you seen her new eye shadow commercial? She has a different Crayola hair dye job in each little scene, garish colors smeared around her eyes - she looks like a clown. A clown with giant knockers, but a clown nonetheless.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (7HtZB)

173
164
158 I now have taken to referring to Hillary as Roller Corky.



I like Cough-Cough Corrupto-pants



Or Granny Walker

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (s/EUv)







I've been pushing Frau Gruppencankles, but it doesn't seem to be taking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 08:53 AM (LuZz8)

174 So many good choices. I'm partial to Grandmal Caesar
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (NeFrd)

That's her pimp name.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 08:53 AM (7HtZB)

175 When playing the RPG game, Election 2016
when calculating strengths of characters, is there a strength multiplier for vagina?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2016 08:53 AM (ptqRm)

176 How to show off your assets in capicola fishnets, by Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Pyrocles at July 25, 2016 08:53 AM (MYMcU)

177 I'm just hoping that the convention entertainment features flaming clown boners. It would signal the end of civilization, of course, but it might be worth it.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:54 AM (iynDC)

178 I've been pushing Frau Gruppencankles, but it doesn't seem to be taking.

I like it. Can we add The Teutonic Twat to it though?

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 08:54 AM (8ikIW)

179 156
It would be fun if someone put forward a motion from the floor (at the
DNC) to vote on whether to shut down the A/C throughout the convention
center in order to save Mother Gaia.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 08:47 AM (NeFrd)

Son was there last week for a business trip, said he had never seen the place so clean.


I guess federal money to clean it up?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 08:55 AM (F1iXz)

180 Just think of what a shitty weekend Debbie Medusa Schutz had.

It was enough to curl her hair so much more than usual that she had to use an extra jar of mayo.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 08:55 AM (P8951)

181 A clown with giant knockers, but a clown nonetheless.


*****

Hey. My doctor says it's a hormonal thing that is quite common in men of a certain age. So cut me some slack!

Posted by: Ronald "Big Bazoombas" McDonald at July 25, 2016 08:55 AM (NeFrd)

182 Well, the MFM did their best to portray the RNC as a "disaster" so it will be fun watching them squirm as all hell breaks loose on Philly.

And, due to more Wikileaks firing up the Bernsters, I believe it will.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 08:56 AM (s/EUv)

183 I'll be in Philly for about an hour tomorrow, layover on the way to Cape Cod. I hope I don't get any Democrat on me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2016 08:57 AM (2cS/G)

184 Donna ampersands, your upcoming vacation sounds heavenly. All you need to add is ice cream. It has therapeutic value.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2016 08:57 AM (805dc)

185 I'm just hoping that the convention entertainment features flaming clown boners

****


Oh come on, man! I'm still trying to deal with the big knockers comment!!

Posted by: Ronald "Dick on fire" McDonald at July 25, 2016 08:57 AM (NeFrd)

186 MSNBC showed a clip of #NeverHillary Bernie supporters discussing what's next. It was just like discussions here with Cruz supporters who are #NeverTrump.

One guy, "If Trump gets elected, it's not our fault!"
One gal, "I know so many people who will now vote for Trump instead of Hillary."
Another gal, "I know some of my friends will vote Trump, but they're not admitting t."
Another guy, "If you vote for Jill Stein Trump will be elected." and then much more on how could you enable a guy who wants to round up immigrants and refugees blah bah blah.

Interesting times!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 08:57 AM (NOIQH)

187 "https://tinyurl.com/hp2kw3g '

No names of the victims or witness either. If they did that, the media would only confirm what everyone already thinks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 08:58 AM (WVsWD)

188 Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 08:52 AM (4ng05)

I think they were saying it was gang related. No mention of race, which means the media will drop it fast.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 08:58 AM (P8951)

189 Bernie Bros are mad to find out the DNC treats them the same way they want Republicans treated.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:50 AM (nIGPZ)

If you consider your enemies to be subhuman then any punishment they get is merited.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 25, 2016 08:51 AM (iynDC)



Yeah, imagine the BernieBros' surprise to find out they're in that group.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 08:59 AM (nIGPZ)

190 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2016 08:59 AM (ZQfW9)

191 183 I'll be in Philly for about an hour tomorrow, layover on the way to Cape Cod. I hope I don't get any Democrat on me.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2016 08:57 AM (2cS/G)
=====

Not enough time to run to Pat's for a cheesesteak.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 09:00 AM (EZebt)

192 Don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: Corona at July 25, 2016 09:01 AM (ragzU)

193 I have never had a real Philly cheesesteak, despite flying through there at least a half-dozen times in the last few years. Some day I will deliberately pick a flight that gives me time to leave the airport.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2016 09:01 AM (2cS/G)

194 The sidebar article on the Rio athlete village being uninhabitable made me laugh. The Australian delegation refused to move in due to the horrible conditions and the Rio mayor responded by offering to put a kangaroo in there to make them feel more at home.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2016 09:01 AM (805dc)

195 #156

So you're saying, no downside?

Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 09:02 AM (IdCqF)

196 187
"https://tinyurl.com/hp2kw3g '



No names of the victims or witness either. If they did that, the media would only confirm what everyone already thinks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 08:58 AM (WVsWD)

Just another shooting in the "hood". Black nightclub having a "teen night". Gang bangers probably selling drugs to kids and parents got in fight, nothing to see here.

Happens every weekend in Chicago, so WHY is this a national news story?

GUNS and the DNC!

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:02 AM (F1iXz)

197 I did like the cheesesteaks in Philly. Also found a few really good Italian family restaurants in South Philly. And the big market they have downtown - I forget what it's called - is great.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 09:02 AM (P8951)

198
good morning, all. I wonder if ace is going to post his "report here" healthy living habits thread today?

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 09:04 AM (pC96u)

199 Last time I was in Philly I stayed in the historic Bache House, where Ben Franklin lived for several months while his own place was being renovated. In fact he's supposed to have slept in the very room I had. Tiny little room with a sloped ceiling right over your head, so if you sit up in your sleep, you bump your noggin'.

You're not allowed to open the windows either. Like everything else, they're historic. Very nice reading room filled with old books, and you can play chess on an 18th century Redcoats vs. Patriots set.

They had the best coffee I've ever tasted, and an awesome breakfast spread on weekends. Cool digs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:04 AM (s/EUv)

200 "Some day I will deliberately pick a flight that gives me time to leave the airport."

Just settle for a real Philly Soft Pretzel, with mustard to dip it in, and be happy.


Those crazy bastards in Philly put Cheez-whizz on their Cheese Steaks..

Some of them even put Mayo on 'em.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2016 09:04 AM (ptqRm)

201 Caitlyn spoke at the RNC, the convention that gave a standing O to "social issues are a distraction," delivered by a gay guy.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 25, 2016 09:04 AM (t5zYU)

202 What I did not like about Philly - the street people are the most aggressive I've ever seen. I remember being followed and badgered for money for blocks by panhandlers, which was disconcerting and has never happened to me anywhere else.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 09:05 AM (P8951)

203 I wanna Trump Tweet with a picture of the democrats four mile long fence with caption, 'That's not who we are'

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 09:06 AM (ZnIt3)

204 Is it too late to get legionnaires disease on the agenda?

Posted by: JEM at July 25, 2016 09:07 AM (o+SC1)

205 The sidebar article on the Rio athlete village being uninhabitable made me laugh. The Australian delegation refused to move in due to the horrible conditions and the Rio mayor responded by offering to put a kangaroo in there to make them feel more at home.



THERE'S your flaming clown boner.
Rio 2016

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 09:08 AM (4Hf9E)

206 When can I deploy my "Canada Awaits You" bumper sticker?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 25, 2016 09:08 AM (U6f54)

207 Very nice.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at July 25, 2016 09:08 AM (3uOKP)

208 193 I have never had a real Philly cheesesteak, despite flying through there at least a half-dozen times in the last few years. Some day I will deliberately pick a flight that gives me time to leave the airport.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 25, 2016 09:01 AM (2cS/G)
===

It's only a couple of miles away! It's absolutely obligatory.

Don't disappoint me. And don't listen to anyone that tells you to go to Gino's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 09:09 AM (EZebt)

209 Apparently, Donna Brazille has a email or five that shows that she was in on "the fix."

LOL. They have hired the fox to investigate the slaughter of hens in the chicken house.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:09 AM (4+VII)

210 204 Is it too late to get legionnaires disease on the agenda?
Posted by: JEM at July 25, 2016 09:07 AM (o+SC1)
-------------------------------
We'll put it after the Lena Dunham nude photoshoot.

Posted by: DNC at July 25, 2016 09:09 AM (L62jT)

211 Pat's

Wit Provolone.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:10 AM (s/EUv)

212 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 09:02 AM (P8951)

====

Reading Terminal market.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 09:10 AM (EZebt)

213 Think I will go out on a limb and say hillzebub won't get much if any bounce in the polls after her big donor meeting is over.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 09:11 AM (WVsWD)

214
211 Pat's

Wit Provolone.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:10 AM (s/EUv)
=====

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 09:12 AM (EZebt)

215 213 Think I will go out on a limb and say hillzebub won't get much if any bounce in the polls after her big donor meeting is over.

The less law and order outside the DNC, the better the law and order candidate looks.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:13 AM (s/EUv)

216 OK. What does "FAB" mean?

Female Alien Bitch?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:13 AM (4+VII)

217 Too Many Bathroom Choices Can Be Deadly- a limerick


I went to the Philly Convention
With genders too many to mention
I couldn't decide
So I held it inside
Now I'm suffering urine retention

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 09:13 AM (NeFrd)

218 OK. What does "FAB" mean?

Female Alien Bitch?




Fat Assed Bitch

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 09:14 AM (4Hf9E)

219 Always wanted to know what FAB was. Thanks.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 25, 2016 09:14 AM (9U1OG)

220
Holy smokes. RCP's Trump vs. Clinton now has TRUMP ON TOP for the first time, by .2.

In the 4-way it's still Clinton on top, by .6, but that trend is also Trumpward.

Yeah, polls schmolls at this point, but the trends are persistently Trumpward.

Dave in Fla should have some interesting thoughts today.

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 09:15 AM (pC96u)

221 I have never had a real Philly cheesesteak"

Ah, yes. The delightful combination of tasteless cardboard like bread, stuffed with poor cuts of beef sliced and beaten like a horse into glue, then cooked "well done" (sinful) and served with processed cheese spread.

Oddly enough, it does sound good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 09:15 AM (C9pBZ)

222 Cheeze Whiz on a cheesesteak is like, well, it's like catsup on a hot dog.

(ducks)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:16 AM (s/EUv)

223 The DNC theme, based on the speakers, should have been, "We're better divided... or when we hate who we are... or both."

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:16 AM (4ng05)

224 >>221
I have never had a real Philly cheesesteak"

Philly cheesesteaks deserve a better provenance than Philadelphia.

Posted by: General Zod at July 25, 2016 09:17 AM (Bdeb0)

225 Have you noted the not-so-subtle shift in media coverage from "What's in the leaked emails" (Bad for Democrats) to "Who hacked the emails?" (Not as bad for Democrats)?

Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 09:17 AM (O7MnT)

226 There has to be a session on 'talking to our friendly refugee neighbors about good touch and bad touch'.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2016 09:18 AM (KTFfX)

227 225 I'm somewhat surprised they cover it at all.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 09:18 AM (B48dK)

228 Muldoon,

"urinary distension"

??

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:18 AM (xNWlE)

229 Man, the Leftist fever swamps and the #nevertrumpers (birm) are running hard with this Russians Hacked the DNC for Trump meme.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:19 AM (s/EUv)

230 I had Philly cheesesteak once. Sweet peppers. It was great. But it was from an Italian restaurant on the edge of the city limits.

And to complement it, cheese-fries too.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 25, 2016 09:19 AM (4+VII)

231 Have you noted the not-so-subtle shift in media coverage from "What's in the leaked emails" (Bad for Democrats) to "Who hacked the emails?"

That's from the DNC (and WaPo) who floated "it's Putin, who wants Trump elected" over the weekend.

The line fell flat.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 09:19 AM (C9pBZ)

232
The DNCLeaks do not hurt Hillary - they hurt DWS who is on her way out *after* the convention. Worse, she already has a new job.

And, as someone already pointed out, for most of his life, Bernie has not been a member of the party.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 09:20 AM (iQIUe)

233 yeah I know and so do most people, but of course that is not what she is talking about. Which is why I call her tone deaf. She must live in some echo chamber to really believe that. LOL

She doesn't really believe that. I don't think she even has to dig all that deep down to know that she's getting privileged treatment.

Remember back in the day Rush Limbaugh would say the first question out of Bill Clinton's mouth was "how can we fool them today?" We're still seeing that in action. Hillary is just trying to play persecuted woman so her acolytes like Lanny Davis have ammunition for the talking heads shows.

She doesn't believe it. She wants her base to believe it.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 09:20 AM (PFy0L)

234 The more people see the staggering amount of taxpayer waste the Clintons have generated, all so they could dip their beaks in the runoff... along with the corruption overseas...

... the less likely they are to say "hey, let's put 'em in charge"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 25, 2016 09:20 AM (hqTqe)

235 It's only a couple of miles away! It's absolutely obligatory.



Don't disappoint me. And don't listen to anyone that tells you to go to Gino's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2016 09:09 AM (EZebt)

Nasty stuff, guaranteed to give you the shits.
Yankee's love strange shit. Although I WILL eat a lobster roll or ten.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:20 AM (F1iXz)

236 Mornin' Horde! How are we pushing back on the freaks this week?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:20 AM (9krrF)

237 Trump drank my Coffee! Putin told him to do it. Damn! He took all the Doughnuts too.

Except the powdered ones.

Ewwweeee......

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 09:21 AM (WVsWD)

238 That's from the DNC (and WaPo) who floated "it's Putin, who wants Trump elected" over the weekend.



The line fell flat.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 09:19 AM (C9pBZ)

Where? It's the lead story in the DNC newsletter, aka The NY Slime.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:21 AM (F1iXz)

239 220, Four way and Clinton on top....lost my breakfast

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 25, 2016 09:22 AM (15q3x)

240 Man, the Leftist fever swamps and the #nevertrumpers (birm) are running hard with this Russians Hacked the DNC for Trump meme. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?



Iowahawk says (paraphrasing) that Trump sealed the deal with the ruskies while Hillary was still getting bids.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 09:22 AM (ZnIt3)

241
No morning dump? Okay.

I was wondering about this Ft Myers shooting. The foreign press is making a big deal about it. Anyway, why are teens at a niteclub? Ft Myers has strict curfew laws which tells me that there is a juvie crime problem there .

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

242 Kinda funny that the DNC went after Morning Mika.

All useful idiots find out the hard way how dispensable they are.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:23 AM (s/EUv)

243 221
I have never had a real Philly cheesesteak"



Ah, yes. The delightful combination of tasteless cardboard like
bread, stuffed with poor cuts of beef sliced and beaten like a horse
into glue, then cooked "well done" (sinful) and served with processed
cheese spread.



Oddly enough, it does sound good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 09:15 AM (C9pBZ)


We used to have a restaurant here who made a good one. They just called it a "cheese steak" with no Philly involved. But alas, they went belly-up. They had an attached bar out back and it was notorious for under age people in it. The cops finally shut them down.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 25, 2016 09:23 AM (mpXpK)

244 I see Paramount/CBS is following Sony's lead on cheesing off the fan-base.

New Star Trek series starship won't be named Enterprise, but Discovery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:23 AM (xNWlE)

245 What we know about the shooting in FL:

Guns did it.

If my memory is correct (sketchy at best): Every single mass shooting in recent past that I can remember that hasn't been either gang related, or terrorism, has involved people on psych meds. Aurora shooter, the church shooter, Sandy Hook, others?, even congresswoman Giffords.

Why aren't we ever talking about banning psych meds?

What if psych meds actually do cause this shit?

Is the question even being asked? I don't think so.

Seems a little disconnected to me.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:23 AM (4ng05)

246 Nice touch, having the agenda start at noon with a free lunch. Very apt.

Well played.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 09:24 AM (NeFrd)

247 244 And the crew will be 50% gay and 25% transgender.The rest will be black and latino.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2016 09:25 AM (B48dK)

248 With Trump ahead in the polls and trending up after being the target of tens of millions of dollars in negative ads, while Hillary is trending down, I wonder what will happen when Trump starts advertising.

Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 09:25 AM (Zs4uk)

249 Man, the Leftist fever swamps and the #nevertrumpers (birm) are running hard with this Russians Hacked the DNC for Trump meme.

Gotta make the messenger is issue, so ignore the message.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:25 AM (nIGPZ)

250 "New Star Trek series starship won't be named Enterprise, but Discovery."

And the titular ship is ... ugly, ungainly, horrible.

Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 09:25 AM (O7MnT)

251 I was wondering about this Ft Myers shooting. The
foreign press is making a big deal about it. Anyway, why are teens at a
niteclub? Ft Myers has strict curfew laws which tells me that there is
a juvie crime problem there .

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

Curfews are for white kids, this was a party in the hood.

Happens every weekend in Chicago, but it's not news, UNTIL the DNC needs a gun story for their convention.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 25, 2016 09:25 AM (F1iXz)

252 This is both sad and hilarious. Mostly sad because, truth.

No wonder everything is psycho. These people live in another dimension, yet claim leadership roles over non-fucktwits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2016 09:26 AM (2PHKP)

253 I got to listen to Lanny Davis spin this thing.

He's kind of a scumbag.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 08:19 AM (PFy0L)


Yeah, people forget Clinton goon Lanny Davis. But his level of creepy scumitude is well within the range of Sid Blumenthal.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 25, 2016 09:26 AM (rP4wG)

254 Yankee's love strange shit. "

Try a Fluffernutter

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 09:26 AM (C9pBZ)

255 I went to the Philly Convention
With genders too many to mention
I couldn't decide
So I held it inside
Now I'm suffering urine retention
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 25, 2016 09:13 AM (NeFrd)

This brought a tear to my eye. I find Muldoon's poetry deeply moving.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 09:27 AM (P8951)

256 A lot of politicians make money from big pharma. Maybe getting money from big pharma induces memory loss about asking questions about whether psych drugs can make people become sociopaths.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:28 AM (4ng05)

257 >>The DNCLeaks do not hurt Hillary - they hurt DWS who is on her way out *after* the convention.

At a time when Hillary is trying to unite the party thousands of emails that show the DNC system actually was rigged against Bernie sure does hurt.

DWS just got booed off the stage by Bernie supporters while she was addressing the FL delegation.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

258 Sad but true story. Trump ate my Pancakes and stole a Jar of real maple Syrup.

What a buttmunch. The FSB put him up to it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (WVsWD)

259 Where? It's the lead story in the DNC newsletter, aka The NY Slime."

The DC crowd was pimping the June tale by a useful idiot (yeah, I know) on the "hack" over the weekend.
Couldn't get much traction on the national news, but glad to see the Times try to run with it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (C9pBZ)

260
230 I had Philly cheesesteak once. Sweet peppers. It was great. But it was from an Italian restaurant on the edge of the city limits

----

It's one of those foods, like pizza, that get better the further you are away from it's originator

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (wmxwV)

261 The one news story on the Ft. Meyers shooting had the police saying it was likely gang-related. Only picture of victim or anyone shown? I doubt I have to tell you what you'd see.

This goes down the memory hole by dinner, guarantee.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (9krrF)

262
Rapper shoots self in face on film and on purpose:

https://goo.gl/tE56PN

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 09:30 AM (iQIUe)

263 Heh. I grew up on fluffernutters. And Goofy Grape.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:30 AM (s/EUv)

264 This brought a tear to my eye. I find Muldoon's poetry deeply moving.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 25, 2016 09:27 AM (P8951)

It gave me this unsightly rash.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:30 AM (4ng05)

265 Trump forced Winona to steal for him. Bastard!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 09:30 AM (qN4Yb)

266 Why aren't we ever talking about banning psych meds? What if psych meds actually do cause this shit? Is the question even being asked? I don't think so. Seems a little disconnected to me.Posted by: Mr Macca Bean


Oh, I think it's finally being asked. I think the horrific school shootings were way down this year.

I've said for years that it will only take one bereaved parent suing a Dr for prescribing a drug with known suicidal/homicidal side effects for that shit to end.

As always, I suspect the (malpractice) insurance companies are wise to the problem and let drs know they're on their own. Insurance companies are powerful in a lot of ways.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 09:30 AM (ZnIt3)

267 The one news story on the Ft. Meyers shooting had the police saying it was likely gang-related. Only picture of victim or anyone shown? I doubt I have to tell you what you'd see.

This goes down the memory hole by dinner, guarantee.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (9krrF)


And of course when it is Black on Black crime and murder, I guess BL's do NOT Matter!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2016 09:30 AM (zp+j1)

268
Cheesesteak with a beer is the breakfast of champions, you pussies!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 09:31 AM (iQIUe)

269 >>I wonder what will happen when Trump starts advertising.Posted by: jwest at July 25, 2016 09:25 AM (Zs4uk)

His advertising will be derided as inaccurate and mean-spirited by the media.

Why he doesn't run a simple ad with her hand picking up the 3 a.m. phone call and the voice on the other end jabbering in durka is beyond me.

Posted by: General Zod at July 25, 2016 09:31 AM (Bdeb0)

270
How are we pushing back on the freaks this week?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:20 AM (9krrF)
------------------

Well, I wore one of my "BIGLY" Trump t-shirts to a Starbucks this weekend and got a compliment, so there's that. I completely forgot that I myself sell bumper stickers, too, so I've ordered one from myself.

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 09:32 AM (pC96u)

271 V the K, this design for USS Discovery dates all the way back to 1977 and when Roddenberry had gotten the go-ahead for a new TV series. Ralph McQuarrie and Ken Adams both did concepts. Of course their version also got beat up by the Borg in 'Best of Both Worlds Pt 2.'

Of course the opening is a very obvious steal from the opening to 2001 which took a concept painted by Alexi Leonov as inspiration.

And why is there is a spacedock inside a hollowed out asteroid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:32 AM (xNWlE)

272 Trump forced Winona to steal for him. Bastard!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 09:30 AM (qN4Yb)

I was told that he also made her comb his hair like that. The humanity!

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:32 AM (4ng05)

273 I guess no one has seen that security video of the guy getting assaulted/mugged right outside of Jim's. By the usual suspects.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jppkjkj

...or Geno's? By the usual suspects.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h8ag637

Souf Skreet at night ain't safe no mo if you da wrong colo, dog.

Posted by: Richard O'Brien at July 25, 2016 09:32 AM (iU9Qe)

274 OMZG!!

Just got a mail from some guy named "Sergei" that If I don't go mow the lawn at Mara Lago there will be some Polonium 210 in my future or in my Diet Pepsi.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 09:34 AM (WVsWD)

275 Heh. I grew up on fluffernutters. And Goofy Grape.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

I remember they had Injun Orange, Chinese Cherry, Loudmouth Lime, Rootin Tootin Raspberry, and Freckle Face Strawberry.

Guess which two got pulled after a year?

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2016 09:34 AM (8ikIW)

276 Listening to co-workers talk political crap

Two rinos and a black Dem to be precise. I walked away though. No patience for any of their useless opinions. They're "scared" "disgusted" etc fuck you for putting us all here to begin with

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 09:35 AM (wmxwV)

277 this design for USS Discovery dates all the way back to 1977 and when Roddenberry had gotten the go-ahead for a new TV series. Ralph McQuarrie and Ken Adams both did concepts.

I knew that... But it doesn't make the ship any less uglier. I am trying to think of an uglier starship. Red Dwarf... non. Camden Lock... no. Pakled cargo ship... maybe.

Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 09:36 AM (O7MnT)

278 In wildly different news, we do not deserve dogs.

http://bit.ly/2aFskCP


Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 25, 2016 09:36 AM (mf5HN)

279
This brought a tear to my eye. I find Muldoon's poetry deeply moving.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V
-----------------------
Um, i think thats just gas. try some Pepto Bismol.

Posted by: Chi's popcorn at July 25, 2016 09:36 AM (8F94N)

280 Just on MSNBC: DNC spokesman at the podium while Bernie supporters waving 8x11.5 paper with "EMAILS" printed in yuuuuge font.


Crazy that the DNC emails may just stop Hillary when the SoS emails on her private server would not. Maybe God does have a sense of humor?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:36 AM (NOIQH)

281 Of course the leak could never be by a Bernie supporter withing the DNC that felt that the process was more important than getting Hillary! the nom.

Because such things never happen.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2016 09:36 AM (ry34m)

282 250 "New Star Trek series starship won't be named Enterprise, but Discovery."

And the titular ship is ... ugly, ungainly, horrible.

Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 09:25 AM (O7MnT)

I actually don't mind the design so much as the CGI. It looks horrible. Unless it's supposed to be an animated series. No way I'm shelling out extra bucks for "CBS all access" to watch it. I'll just wait until it gets canceled & winds up on netflix.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:37 AM (7HtZB)

283
Apparently, aslyum seekers in the UK lose the abiity to clean and cook for themselves and must have it done for them:

http://goo.gl/CnKSZo

6.4 million pounds a year to house 14 families. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe)

284 Wait, so "Marketing and harvesting Baby Parts" and "Booing God" are on tomorrow's schedule?

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:38 AM (eSQgj)

285
The DNCLeaks do not hurt Hillary - they hurt DWS who is on her way out *after* the convention.

At a time when Hillary is trying to unite the party thousands of emails that show the DNC system actually was rigged against Bernie sure does hurt.

DWS just got booed off the stage by Bernie supporters while she was addressing the FL delegation.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
-----------------------

Hillary has made her Honorary Chair of her "50-state program" and will continue to serve as Hillary's surrogate.

http://tinyurl.com/zbg9fmo

By the way, has the fracas actually formally CONVENED?

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 09:38 AM (pC96u)

286 I think undocumented shoppers would be funnier than alternative shoppers, but, otherwise very funny.

Posted by: Gem at July 25, 2016 09:39 AM (yBWAd)

287 V the K, Cygnus which had the aesthetics of being the Eiffel Tower in space? Or from 2010, the Alexi Leonov?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:39 AM (xNWlE)

288 Trump once helped my dog get into a bag of Doritos and shit all over the house.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 09:39 AM (qN4Yb)

289 The leak was probably Hillary. Russia puts spyware on her server, it spreads to everyone.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 09:40 AM (wmxwV)

290 Trump once helped my dog get into a bag of Doritos and shit all over the house.




Trump shit all over your house?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 09:40 AM (4Hf9E)

291 Look at the leaks as proof positive that Hillary's server was breached

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 09:41 AM (wmxwV)

292 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 09:39 AM (qN4Yb)

Yeah? Did some "former" KGB agents give him the idea?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 25, 2016 09:41 AM (WVsWD)

293
A clown with giant knockers, but a clown nonetheless.


Giggles the Slutty Clown.

Which is an actual prOn cartoon character. Rule-34-triple-X website.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2016 09:41 AM (X6fMO)

294 >>By the way, has the fracas actually formally CONVENED?

No, not till mid-day. But there have already been more protests in Philly than there were in Cleveland. Hillary may actually come out of this convention less popular than going in.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2016 09:41 AM (/tuJf)

295 As far as good cheesesteaks go, Pat's & Geno's are for people who don't know any better. Tony Luke's is much better & closer to the site of the convention for anyone unlucky enough to be there. The best cheesesteak by far is from D'Allesandro's, a little hole in the wall luncheonette in the Roxborough section of town. It's out of the way, and always packed, but well worth the trip.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:41 AM (7HtZB)

296 Star Jones, of whom I've never heard, tweeted out:

How ironic I was at the #WhiteHouse today when I confirmed I'm speaking @DemConvention next week for #45POTUS.

"Ironic" is not the appropriate word, there. Maybe "par for the course"? "Unremarkable"?

Posted by: m at July 25, 2016 09:41 AM (/7Lfc)

297 Let them eat each other

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:42 AM (zOTsN)

298 Can't help but wonder what the crowd outside the DNC Great Wall smells like in this heat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:42 AM (1ZOkK)

299 >>>290 Trump shit all over your house?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 09:40 AM (4Hf9E)

Yep. Tried to make it look like the dog did it. The man is fiendishly clever.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 25, 2016 09:42 AM (qN4Yb)

300
No, not till mid-day.
__________________

Typical lazy liberals. Can't do shit before the crack of noon.

And they work into the wee hours of the afternoon.

Lazy shits.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 09:42 AM (4AVeu)

301 Injun Orange, Chinese Cherry,

Rayciss and raycisser

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:43 AM (s/EUv)

302 The leak was probably Hillary. Russia puts spyware on her server, it spreads to everyone.Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers


That would be funny if her ineptitude caused the hack. Poetic justice.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 09:43 AM (ZnIt3)

303
287 V the K, Cygnus which had the aesthetics of being the Eiffel Tower in space? Or from 2010, the Alexi Leonov?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:39 AM (xNWlE)
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Sacre Bleu!

Posted by: Zombie Charles de Gaulle at July 25, 2016 09:43 AM (L62jT)

304 Jane D'Oh they probably smell like an OWS camp with 10x the funk and outrage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:43 AM (xNWlE)

305 296 Star Jones, of whom I've never heard, tweeted out:

How ironic I was at the #WhiteHouse today when I confirmed I'm speaking @DemConvention next week for #45POTUS.

"Ironic" is not the appropriate word, there. Maybe "par for the course"? "Unremarkable"?
Posted by: m at July 25, 2016 09:41 AM (/7Lfc)

I think Star Jones was on "The View" at one point. Tracy Morgan used to do a bit on SNL as her, where he would introduced him(her)self "I am Star Jones and I am a lawyer!"

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:43 AM (7HtZB)

306 And why is there is a spacedock inside a hollowed out asteroid?

Why -wouldn't- there be? It's natural protection from hazards, plus depending on circumstances may act as camouflage of sorts. And if it's reusing a mined-out object, it's recycling!

Honestly, hollowed-out asteroids rate pretty well on the high-end supervillain lair scale, I'm amazed it took Starfleet this long to get with the program...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:44 AM (9krrF)

307 #DNCchecklist is trending on twitter
Limit debates Purge voter registrations Plant stories in press Mock opposition support Call for unity with a straight face

Like that but serious ones from the lunatics as well. Since Morons are the best at snark in the world, anyone who has a good list item, throw it out and I'll tweet it if you don't want to.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:44 AM (eSQgj)

308 Hillary may actually come out of this convention less popular than going in.

The panic would be epic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:44 AM (nIGPZ)

309 The article about Putin's nefarious "sub-plot to aid Trump" is weird on a couple of levels:

First is that the MSM is pushing it, which makes me look at it through raised Spock eyebrows;

And; Who would one suspect that Putin would actually want as president, Trump, or someone who he reportedly has a lot of information that he gained by hacking her illegal server and which he could probably use quite easily to get shit he wants from her.

If this "sub-plot" is real, imo, it is to suggest support for Trump in order to cause people to question a Trump presidency and drive voters to Clinton.

Of course THAT would be absurd. The actual "sub-plot" wouldn't though.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:45 AM (4ng05)

310 Cygnus which had the aesthetics of being the Eiffel Tower in space?

More Space Needle I always thought...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:45 AM (9krrF)

311 In the 4-way it's still Clinton on top

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 09:15 AM (pC96u)


No you D'int.

Posted by: artist at July 25, 2016 09:45 AM (TwnkX)

312 For the 50th anniversary of Star Trek, yeah Paramount/CBS are again showing they really don't care for the franchise except it keeps bringing in every Fry yelling 'take my money!'

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:45 AM (xNWlE)

313 Trump is really Mongo...Orange Mongo, if you will.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 25, 2016 09:46 AM (3ZttN)

314 I had forgotten that the Alexi Leonov looked like two V-8s engines spinning on a hat-tree.

I was thinking the USS Discovery looked like it owed its look to some of the very early delta-wing proposals for the Shuttle, where both the booster and the orbiter were manned

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2016 09:46 AM (ry34m)

315 ditchweed and lentil sweat with a side note of patchouli

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:46 AM (s/EUv)

316 Philadelphia in 100 heat. Almost like hell


Anyone heard from Wyatt Earp, very long time commenter and Philadelphia detective

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:46 AM (zOTsN)

317
230 I had Philly cheesesteak once. Sweet peppers. It was great. But it was from an Italian restaurant on the edge of the city limits

----

It's one of those foods, like pizza, that get better the further you are away from it's originator

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 25, 2016 09:29 AM (wmxwV)






Heh.

We have a successful Cheezesteak place here in Waxahachie that makes some HOLY SHIT THEY'RE TASTY sammiches. We take the crew from work over there every so often.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:47 AM (T6P0y)

318 >>The dems have erected a 4 mile iron curtain around the convention. Nice.

Is it chainlink or solid, blocking a view of what's on the inside?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:47 AM (NOIQH)

319 The Dems are saying the leaks are orchestrated by the Russians to get Trump elected.

That is pure crap.

The only reason the hackers are publishing DNC material is because they were too cocky and stupid to secure their servers.

If the Republican servers were hacked, it would be out there, but Republicans have to secure their servers against hacks from people like the convicted hacker from Tennessee who was the son of state representative, foreigners, the DNC and other people who hate America.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 09:48 AM (4AVeu)

320 MPPPP, Giggles the Slutty Clown. Yeah I ain't going to look that one up.

Cavil, think of all the struts and girders Cygnus is built from. Plus the overarching glass super corridor that brings back memories of World's Fair at turn of last century I think in Chicago or was it London?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:48 AM (xNWlE)

321 The dems have erected a 4 mile iron curtain around the convention. Nice.

Is it chainlink or solid, blocking a view of what's on the inside?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:47 AM (NOIQH)

They built that wall! It can be done!

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:48 AM (4ng05)

322 No way I'm shelling out extra bucks for "CBS all access" to watch it. I'll just wait until it gets canceled & winds up on netflix.

Says CBS "The drama, set to bow in 2017, will introduce new characters seeking imaginative new worlds and new civilizations, while exploring the dramatic contemporary themes that have been a signature of the franchise since its inception in 1966."

I realize Star Trek has always been "progressive," but given the left's inability to handle subtlety and nuance in conveying their agenda, I can only expect the new Trek to be a constant hammering of transgender bathrooms, gun control, global warming, and whatever else is on the agenda.

Remember the horrible Next Generation "Global Warming" episode that ended with Star Fleet limiting ships to warp 5 to save the environment? I expect that will look subtle in comparison.

Between this and Patton Oswalt and the Daily Show Chief Propagandist writing the new MSJW3K, I feel like everything I once loved is turning into left-wing propaganda.

Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 09:48 AM (O7MnT)

323 The 4-mile fence is to keep the disruptive protesters as far away as possible. Will the MSM Cover?

(I sound like a NewsWatch headline)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 25, 2016 09:48 AM (s/EUv)

324 I remember thinking the ST TNG Enterprise was ugly.

And I still do.

But the name change plus the comments of the showrunner about how the show is going to be more "progressive" pretty much tells me all I need to know.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 09:49 AM (PFy0L)

325 Star Jones was morbidly obese and used to be on The View. Then she had lap band surgery, lost a ton of weight, and married a gay man. Surprisingly, the marriage didn't last.

The fact she was invited to WH and is speaking at the DNC is not surprising. She's another grievance monger.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:49 AM (1ZOkK)

326 Lets see where the polls are once the e-mail scandal sinks in. Remember this is just the convention bounce!

Better we have the real potential to see the Dem convention turn into 1968, or worse. Republicans like to shout and bitch about their dislike for a candidate. Leftist go into street warrior mode.

I know polls don't mean anything yet, be we are getting close to the witching hour...

Posted by: William Eaton at July 25, 2016 09:49 AM (KhJh8)

327 Perhaps record breaking heat in Philadelphia today.

That's a shame.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 09:49 AM (ZnIt3)

328
So a day of illegals telling their sob stories followed by a day of mothers of dead thugs (mostly) telling us their sob stories, too. And Hills and her msm butt kissers claim that the RNC was "dark"? Nothing dark about the RNC, bitch!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 25, 2016 09:50 AM (iQIUe)

329 Is it true the City of Philadelphia is giving out free penicillin shots to women because Bill Clinton is in town?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 09:50 AM (4AVeu)

330 The ACLU sued the RNC so that the protective barrier had to be close to the convention hall or the "protests" wouldn't reflect freedom of speech. I guess the same didn't happen in Philly so the DNC can fence off the mob farther away.

Posted by: dagny at July 25, 2016 09:50 AM (eSQgj)

331 And; Who would one suspect that Putin would actually want as president, Trump, or someone who he reportedly has a lot of information that he gained by hacking her illegal server and which he could probably use quite easily to get shit he wants from her.

If this "sub-plot" is real, imo, it is to suggest support for Trump in order to cause people to question a Trump presidency and drive voters to Clinton.

Of course THAT would be absurd. The actual "sub-plot" wouldn't though.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 25, 2016 09:45 AM (4ng05)
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Putin's goal is to weaken NATO in order to advance his expansionist agenda.

Trump wants to weaken NATO. He has also praised Putin repeatedly, drawn moral equivalency between America and Russia, and worked to weaken support for Ukraine in the GOP platform.

Putin also has a proven track record of supporting isolationist nationalist parties across Europe. The NF in France is a key example. This is not conjecture, it is proven and admitted.

It is not a conspiracy theory to say it is pretty clear which candidate Putin prefers.

As to having blackmail info - much of Trump's business now is with Russian oligarchs since US banks don't trust him. It is likely Putin has as much leverage over Trump as he does over Clinton.

Posted by: person at July 25, 2016 09:51 AM (mFkVC)

332 Noob

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 25, 2016 09:51 AM (jsWA8)

333
Anyone heard from Wyatt Earp, very long time commenter and Philadelphia detective

Posted by: ThunderB at July 25, 2016 09:46 AM (zOTsN)


He refused his turn in the barrel, and I borrowed the Ravage from AtC. That could be the reason he hasn't been heard from.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2016 09:51 AM (1ZOkK)

334 Cavil, think of all the struts and girders Cygnus is built from. Plus the overarching glass super corridor that brings back memories of World's Fair at turn of last century I think in Chicago or was it London?

Posted by: Anna Puma


You're right, I derp'd and got teh Cyguns and Palomino turned around there.

Also, I want my own V.I.N.C.E.N.T.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:51 AM (9krrF)

335
>>By the way, has the fracas actually formally CONVENED?

No, not till mid-day.
--------------------------------
Ziss when it formally convenes?

MONDAY JULY 25 | 4:00 PM ET - WELLS FARGO CENTER
Gavel In

Posted by: iforgot at July 25, 2016 09:51 AM (pC96u)

336 So Bruce Jenner will be the captain of the starship USS Discovery?

"Listen you horrible Ferengi in your clashing gold pressed latinum lame tunics, either open your bathrooms to me or I will ... Mommy!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:52 AM (xNWlE)

337 . . . and married a gay man. Surprisingly, the marriage didn't last.
________________________________

So, love didn't win?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 09:52 AM (4AVeu)

338 Voyager (and I guess DS-9) already broke the 'ship named Enterprise' mold.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2016 09:53 AM (nIGPZ)

339 >>#DNCchecklist is trending on twitter
Limit debates Purge voter registrations Plant stories in press Mock opposition support Call for unity with a straight face



-- Scold MSNBC/Mika/Chuck Todd
-- Demand MSNBC halt their negative segment on Hillary that's airing at that moment
-- Remember to not refer to Latinos as "consumers" or "taco bowls" outside of DNC offices
-- Remind Politico to send Hillary articles for review before publishing

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2016 09:53 AM (NOIQH)

340 Nood

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at July 25, 2016 09:53 AM (PFy0L)

341 He refused his turn in the barrel, and I borrowed the Ravage from AtC. That could be the reason he hasn't been heard from.

That and putting in ludicrous amounts of OT at his real job, which is a cop in Philly. (Not on frontlines but still one busy dude right now.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:53 AM (9krrF)

342 Between this and Patton Oswalt and the Daily Show Chief Propagandist writing the new MSJW3K, I feel like everything I once loved is turning into left-wing propaganda.
Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 09:48 AM (O7MnT)

There's still RiffTrax for those who want their fix of making fun of bad movies. The original (later) cast, no politics, and just the jokes, no in between sketches or inventions.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2016 09:53 AM (7HtZB)

343 And why is there is a spacedock inside a hollowed out asteroid?

Why -wouldn't- there be? It's natural protection from hazards, plus depending on circumstances may act as camouflage of sorts. And if it's reusing a mined-out object, it's recycling!




Yeah, but asteroid = highly metallic rock.

Bitch to get comms thru.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 09:53 AM (4Hf9E)

344 Trump Hotel Toronto restaurant "America" has borsch on the menu. If that is not a clue to Trump's intent I don't know what is .

Posted by: persona at July 25, 2016 09:54 AM (c6/9Q)

345 Very good. I suggest, "Special guest Fauxcahontas aka Elizabeth Warren"

Posted by: kevino at July 25, 2016 09:55 AM (3zl20)

346
306 And why is there is a spacedock inside a hollowed out asteroid?

Why -wouldn't- there be? It's natural protection from hazards, plus depending on circumstances may act as camouflage of sorts. And if it's reusing a mined-out object, it's recycling!

Honestly, hollowed-out asteroids rate pretty well on the high-end supervillain lair scale, I'm amazed it took Starfleet this long to get with the program...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:44 AM (9krrF)





Plus, you could set it up as a pressurized space dock so that you could do major repairs/overhauls in atmo, but also with low gravity. Of course, once you open the big-assed hatch, the escaping pressure is gonna shoot that asteroid into the nearest planet like a released balloon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2016 09:56 AM (T6P0y)

347 A grittier future.

"So why is space dock inside this rock?"

"Well uh you see it was very practical and cheap."

"So Star Fleet bought it from the Federation President's brother-in-law?"

"Uh yeah."

"That explains the high background radiation and the graffiti for Giggles the Radioactive Clown."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 09:56 AM (xNWlE)

348 >>>21
But he should first hire iowahawk as his Twitter czar.
Posted by: free range conservative at July 25, 2016 08:05 AM (ZnIt3)

Yes.

Posted by: m at July 25, 2016 09:56 AM (/7Lfc)

349 It would be good to have a barrier of some sort around your dry-dock. You loose fewer tools, fasteners and newbies that way.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2016 09:57 AM (ry34m)

350 Yeah, but asteroid = highly metallic rock.

Bitch to get comms thru.


That's why you put the transmitters on the OUTSIDE...

Of course, once you open the big-assed hatch, the escaping pressure is gonna shoot that asteroid into the nearest planet like a released balloon.

Except not because force fields and shite which we've seen them pull before on the Enterprise hangar deck and seriously I want a version of the "SPEED FORCE" meme for this now...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 09:58 AM (9krrF)

351 I love that the DNC is holding its convention in the WELLS FARGO Center.

From April 2016 DOJ Press Release:

Wells Fargo Bank Admits That It Certified that Loans Were Eligible for FHA Mortgage Insurance When They Were Not, and That It Did Not Disclose Thousands of Faulty Mortgage Loans to HUD.

In June 2013 Wells Fargo settled a lawsuit alleging that it neglected the maintenance and marketing of foreclosed homes in black and Latino areas by agreeing to spend at least $42 million to promote home ownership and neighborhood stabilization.

In October 2013 Freddie Mac announced that Wells Fargo would pay $869 million to repurchase home loans the bank had sold to the mortgage agency that did not conform to the latter's guidelines.

More here. . .

http://www.corp-research.org/wells-fargo

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 25, 2016 09:59 AM (4AVeu)

352 Maybe the new Star Trek go to the increasingly tedious "Girl Power" trope where 90 lbs waifs are routinely kicking the asses of 200 lbs musclemen... because women could totally do that if it weren't for the Patriarchy.

Posted by: V the K at July 25, 2016 10:01 AM (O7MnT)

353 Well the movies II thru IV of Spacedock that housed both Enterprise and Excelsior apparently held vacuum inside along with no gravity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:01 AM (xNWlE)

354 #244

They didn't really have a choice on that. The TOS characters, including the ship, are all bound within the films, leaving the TV stuff in a separate but equal periphery.

My big annoyance is they dug up those awful old Ralph McQuarrie concept sketches that repulsed me the first time I saw them twenty years ago.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 25, 2016 10:03 AM (IdCqF)

355 Caitlyn spoke at the RNC, the convention that gave a standing O to "social issues are a distraction," delivered by a gay guy.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 25, 2016 09:04 AM

Todd Akin was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2016 10:03 AM (LdMbv)

356 And why is there is a spacedock inside a hollowed out asteroid?

Spin gravity - turns out we need g.
*May not apply in the RoddenberryVerse.

Posted by: DaveA at July 25, 2016 10:03 AM (8J/Te)

357 www.foodnetwork.com/
recipes/bobby-flay/
philly-cheese-steak-recipe.html

Posted by: Bobby Flay at July 25, 2016 10:03 AM (iynDC)

358 If that is not a clue to Trump's intent I don't know what is .
Posted by: persona at July 25, 2016 09:54 AM (c6/9Q)


You are doing it wrong.

Look, spinning conspiracy theories is serious work, you can't just latch onto a couple of random facts that look right and bind them together with an idea you pull out of your ass.
You need that odd twist, the new way of looking at the facts that convince everyone else that "OMG, I never saw that, this Person person is freaking brilliant, I should hang on every thought".

Unless you have that, and it takes work and practice, you just come off sounding like a shallow 20 year old who just found out about persuasion, or someone who finally got on their meds, but can't break the thinking habits.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2016 10:05 AM (ry34m)

359 Spin gravity - turns out we need g.
*May not apply in the RoddenberryVerse.


Artificial gravity. But only where they want it and until the writers deem it inconvenient.

Posted by: Brother Cavil (Starfleet! I ain't gotta explain shit) at July 25, 2016 10:05 AM (9krrF)

360 Spin gravity - turns out we need g.
*May not apply in the RoddenberryVerse.

Artificial gravity. But only where they want it and until the writers deem it inconvenient.


"Clap on. Clap off. The gravity maker".

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 25, 2016 10:06 AM (4Hf9E)

361 Epobirs, so because of Chris Pine movie Trek the TV writers were 'forced' to create a new ship. And dare I ask is this new series in the Pine universe? Well then that explains so much ...

Cavil remember the anti-matter is out in those giant pontoons because of fear of explosion... which almost made sense until one realizes that much anti-matter will destroy a ship no matter how far away they are from the hull. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:09 AM (xNWlE)

362 And dare I ask is this new series in the Pine universe? Well then that explains so much ...

I think they said it's the "Prime" timeline (aka original), not the "Kelvin" (aka Abrams Trek). And no, that's where the warp coils were, not the antimatter fuel.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 25, 2016 10:14 AM (9krrF)

363 >>>111 Wait, George is the media. ......well I will be. Could fooled me.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2016 08:35 AM (6LFSJ)

He opened a discussion yesterday, with him and Donna Brazille and some pundits, by showing a shot of Hillary! from 2008, and the look of adoration and affection on his face was revolting. "News" person, indeed.

Posted by: m at July 25, 2016 10:17 AM (/7Lfc)

364 Cavil I think we might be talking past each other. Me remembering Lou Zochi and his stories about Starfleet Battles and what you are talking about.

*pulls from shelf Star Trek Phase II: The Lost Series*
pg 87 of the Writers/Director Guide - The Enterprise engines ( the two outboard nacelles ) use matter and anti-matter for propulsion...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:32 AM (xNWlE)

365 Oh, and if you are interested in Verdun, and want to practice your French:

http://www.lesfrancaisaverdun-1916.fr/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2016 10:42 AM (ry34m)

366 Thought Jenner was a Rep. He said it was harder being a conservative than coming out.

Posted by: DL at July 25, 2016 10:44 AM (HpTbs)

367 does anyone know when Presdent Obama will arrive in Philiadelphia and when he will speak? We don't want to miss a minute of what our Black Presdent has to say. We also hope he makes a announcement that Bush will be arrested for his crimes and lies !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 25, 2016 10:59 AM (NuElX)

368 Rachael Dolezal was the NAACP head in Spokane; not Seattle.

Posted by: RKae at July 25, 2016 11:14 AM (sGdoo)

369 Epobirs, so because of Chris Pine movie Trek the TV writers were 'forced' to create a new ship. And dare I ask is this new series in the Pine universe? Well then that explains so much ...

Cavil remember the anti-matter is out in those giant pontoons because of fear of explosion... which almost made sense until one realizes that much anti-matter will destroy a ship no matter how far away they are from the hull. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2016 10:09 AM (xNWlE)


Anna Puma,

Have they said which universe this ST is set in-

cuz listening to the music and looking at the uniforms and weird angular ship


I'm guessing this ST takes place in the "Bearded Spock" universe from the old TV show.


So, the good guys can now be portrayed as bad guys.

Yay?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2016 11:28 AM (HGtd0)

370 I hope folks realize that this schedule is a hoax / parody. Not real. It is funny though. And totally believable.

Posted by: CLITON at July 25, 2016 12:13 PM (90Omj)

371 Ha ha ha, really great stuff! thanks.

Posted by: tonynoboloney at July 25, 2016 12:20 PM (Yba/s)

372 What? No scheduled pogrom against rich people? No breakout sessions on how to torture rich people in ways that would horrify Lavrenty Beria?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 25, 2016 05:00 PM (u0f7+)

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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat