A Zero Content Open Thread [CBD]

You'll get no content and you'll be grateful.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 01:22 PM

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1 Good afternoon.

Posted by: HH at July 21, 2016 01:23 PM (DrCtv)

2 Was ace up all night on twitter again?

Posted by: brak at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (MJuTN)

3 Well, no content is better than plagiarized content.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (KUaJL)

4 First!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (e7A1N)

5 Or not!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (e7A1N)

6 It's the best kind!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (LKFFy)

7 Gee. What will we talk endlessly about?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (cJDvr)

8 So this is about Obama?

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (HgMAr)

9

meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (qCMvj)

10 It's as empty as my head.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (T/cxb)

11 So ace is back on twitter?

Posted by: HH at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (DrCtv)

12 Bah. Back in my day content consisted of watching the goats hump. And we were grateful!

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (SEFXb)

13 Gee. What will we talk endlessly about?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM

Maryanne v. Ginger. Aaaand.....go!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (bzd8I)

14 Is it bad that I'm seriously considering writing in Peyton Manning in November?

Posted by: Kevin DuBrow at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (bMcUX)

15

Behar: Reading Republican Party Platform Is Like Reading Mein Kampf!

so original

newsbusters.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (qCMvj)

16 Mmm, new thread smell.

*farts*

Posted by: Dang at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (k0G44)

17 Pointless comment for an open thread.

Wow, things sure are happening, huh? How about that sports team and that weather?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (u0s1P)

18 what shall we discuss?

I got nothin'

somebody will come up with a topic I bet

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (dBmVV)

19 What can I say? I know, Hillary is a lying FAB.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (CFc5L)

20 Corgis!!! Do your duty!!! (Cues up "Sun and Steel" by Iron Maiden)

Posted by: Jackal at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (Lyh9/)

21 Here's a feel good story

http://preview.tinyurl.com/haxd2y8

Construction
worker doing work across the street builds an 8 foot tall Waldo and
moves it around for the sick children to find from their room windows.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (aVYsC)

22 CBD stoking up the flame wars!

/s - just to be clear

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (Z2OIC)

23 @7

What about ballisitic glazing?

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (e7A1N)

24 'Zero' content ??

You gotta problem with ONES?? Huh??

Posted by: Mortimer at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (xOs4a)

25 No gnews is good gnews.

Posted by: wooga at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (yX7yv)

26 Is it bad that I'm seriously considering writing in Peyton Manning in November?

Is he over 35?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (T/cxb)

27 The ~~beatings lack of content will continue until morale improves.~~

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (uV2DT)

28

Lunch: Shrimp Salad

10 shrimp!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (qCMvj)

29 GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM!! The other team's fans are total losers!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (u0s1P)

30 First? So I ordered a WeatherTech sun shade custom fitted for my car and it arrived yesterday. It's got a silver side for reflecting heat and a black side that attracts heat and helps to reduce frost on your windshield during the winter months. I'm very satisfied.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (BDZWU)

31 Ace, I think you should add a 0 to the comment list.
You know, before 1.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (HgMAr)

32

Rush is really hitting Cruz hard.

Disappointing. Sad, even.

Posted by: Golfing in Gainsville at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (PbmKW)

33 Let's go knock over the jockeys on the rich people's lawns. Before they wake up we can be gone.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (Eyx+b)

34 I think I saw something about a guy named Ted earlier.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (LKFFy)

35 Behar hasn't read anything more than reheating instructions in decades.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (cJDvr)

36 I just got back from reading the whole internet, hoping for a new thread.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (QM5S2)

37
Well shit. I haven't been in the barrel in forever.

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (uV2DT)

38 @BreakingNews 3m

US State Dept. warns of 'potential, imminent threat' against Americans in Saudi port city of Jeddah - @TravelGov http://bit.ly/29RsmG9

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (VY8H5)

39 You kids today with your content. Always looking for a handout. Well I say a lack of content suits me fine. If you're too lazy to go out and make some content on your own, maybe a day without readin' and clickin' will learn you proper!

Posted by: Bobby K. at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (NUeGK)

40 Lunch: Shrimp Salad

10 shrimp!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (qCMvj)

Are they small? That seems like a lot of shrimp.

Posted by: jwest at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (Zs4uk)

41 "Wow, things sure are happening, huh? How about that sports team and that weather?"

I hear its raining cats and dogs in Idaho.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (OD2ni)

42 Trump doesn't deserve the endorsements of the Republicans he blatantly attacked and insulted.

Posted by: Civility at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (vi+pp)

43 Alrighty then!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

44 Lunch: Shrimp Salad

10 shrimp!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (qCMvj)
.............

I hope you said: "Excuse me, I'm just trying to buy some shrimp here".

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (HgMAr)

45 There is a country I have no desire to be anywhere near ever,Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (B48dK)

46 23: "What about ballisitic glazing?"

Nope. I gave up on Japanese pron.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (GW7H6)

47 I wonder how many of the horde moonlight as Uber drivers.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (43OZ6)

48 Was ace up all night on twitter again?

Posted by: brak at July 21, 2016 01:24 PM (MJuTN)

That was a lot of posting by someone who has quite Twitter...

Posted by: The Tweeting Hat at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (vBeA5)

49 Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (u0s1P)

Well, my local team was at the WH today. How about yours?

Posted by: HH at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (DrCtv)

50 Thanks God for Ted Cruz.

At least the party will have some leaders untainted when the orange pox lifts in 2017 and Trump goes back to foreclosing on widows, self aggrandizing and paying off democrat politicians.

The idiots from the NY GOP should have their votes stripped for the 2020 primaries. They cant even organize an opposition in their own state, let alone decide who a national candidate should be.

Posted by: Saki at July 21, 2016 01:28 PM (HFJgs)

51 Open thread? You mean it won't be Thunderdome until comment #125 or so?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (GzDYP)

52 Are they small? That seems like a lot of shrimp.
Posted by: jwest at July 21, 2016 01:27 PM (Zs4uk)

medium

yeah, it's yummy.

just on a bed of greens

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (qCMvj)

53 what shall we discuss?

The American League plays a game similar to baseball.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (rwI+c)

54 Maryanne v. Ginger. Aaaand.....go!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (bzd8I)Ginger.And Morticia.And Marcia.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (X6fMO)

55 We could talk about Kevlar wrapped security doors and blast ratings.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (e7A1N)

56 At this point, I'd be grateful for comments with zero content, too.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (zoehZ)

57 Let's go knock over the jockeys on the rich people's lawns. Before they wake up we can be gone.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (Eyx+b)
...............

That's gotta be racist, or something.

Posted by: wth at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (HgMAr)

58 32 Rush is really hitting Cruz hard.

Disappointing. Sad, even.

Posted by: Golfing in Gainsville at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (PbmKW)

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At the end of the day, Rush is a pragmatist. The choices are party unity or President Hillary. Criticism of Trump's lack of conservative will resume no sooner than Wednesday, November 2.

Posted by: Kevin DuBrow at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM (bMcUX)

59

Behar hasn't read anything more than reheating instructions in decades.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 01:26 PM (cJDvr)

her viewers have no idea what Mein Kampf is but, that doesn't matter, it's bad

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:30 PM (qCMvj)

60 Maryanne v. Ginger. Aaaand.....go!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Bailey.

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2016 01:30 PM (uV2DT)

61 So, its a thread on hillary's acceptance speech then ?

Posted by: Cu'Chuillain at July 21, 2016 01:30 PM (8mYHH)

62 I think Ivanka will be the Va Jar Jar of a Trump administration.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 21, 2016 01:30 PM (Od14x)

63 60
Maryanne v. Ginger. Aaaand.....go!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

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Bailey.

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2016 01:30 PM (uV2DT)

Bailey's Irish Cream

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 21, 2016 01:30 PM (43OZ6)

64 No content to drive my mind into a tail-spin. No throbbing veins in my temples. So far so good.

*Takes deep cleansing breath*

Posted by: washrivergal at July 21, 2016 01:31 PM (CFc5L)

65 Not about Cruz or Trump: Walking the dog this a.m. encountered a coyote in a little green space between dog park and our townhouse. Seemed to be following us at a distance. Not cool.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 21, 2016 01:31 PM (NOIQH)

66 Trolls out in force.

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2016 01:31 PM (B48dK)

67 Maryanne v. Ginger. Aaaand.....go!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2016 01:25 PM (bzd8I)Ginger.And Morticia.And Marcia.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2016 01:29 PM

Hmmm....this idea has merit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2016 01:31 PM (bzd8I)

68 her viewers have no idea what Mein Kampf is but, that doesn't matter, it's bad
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

That's what the kids are all playing these days. They're always watching Mein Kampf tutorial videos on the Youtubes.

Posted by: LIV, whose vote counts as much as yours at July 21, 2016 01:32 PM (UPYhp)

69 64 No content to drive my mind into a tail-spin. No throbbing veins in my temples. So far so good.

*Takes deep cleansing breath*
Posted by: washrivergal at July 21, 2016 01:31 PM (CFc5L)

Macs are obviously far superior to PCs. (How's your temple now?)

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 21, 2016 01:32 PM (SEFXb)

70 "GOP's Moneyed Class Finds Its Place In New Trump World."

http://tinyurl.com/hp9nzz5

Four Legs Were Good, But Say...Maybe Two Legs ARE Better!

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 21, 2016 01:32 PM (CGjum)

71

Blank canvas.

Good job CBD.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:32 PM (qCMvj)

72

NOOOOD

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:33 PM (qCMvj)

73 71: "Blank canvas.

Good job CBD."

Not when you consider what "artists" do to/on blank canvases these days.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at July 21, 2016 01:33 PM (GW7H6)

74 This was linked in the radio link from the ONT. 6 minute audio on the law of unintended consequences when you hook up a bigass amplifier to your transmitter. Geek level: off the charts.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=UYmU-MWq2BA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 01:33 PM (Nwg0u)

75 That chick from The Cranberries who yodeled was pretty hot.

Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2016 01:33 PM (B48dK)

76 65: You in a built up area? If not, fire a couple of rounds at it, even if you don't hit it, it'll think better of stalking you.

Posted by: Jackal at July 21, 2016 01:34 PM (Lyh9/)

77 Blank canvas.

Good job CBD.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 01:32 PM

Hell, it's better than some of the carp hanging in the MFA's modern art section.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 21, 2016 01:34 PM (bzd8I)

78 Macs are obviously far superior to PCs. (How's your temple now?)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 21, 2016 01:32 PM (SEFXb)

I refuse to take the bait. Don't harsh my mellow. Several minutes now and I am still feeling good.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 21, 2016 01:34 PM (CFc5L)

79 Read Psalm 144, a psalm of David.

Those loins? Ya oughta consider girding them.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 21, 2016 01:35 PM (Eyx+b)

80 I was going thru some old slides the other day and a couple popped up from what appears to be the '61 all-star game at Fenway.
Since I was just 5 in 1961, and lived in New Mexico, it seemed unusual.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at July 21, 2016 01:36 PM (QM5S2)

81 65 Posted by: Lizzy

We live in a suburb of Dallas by Lake Ray Hubbard. We were chatting with our neighbor by the mailbox and a coyote snatched her Chihuahua with a group of us standing there. Tried to chase the coyote down. Finally dropped the poor little dog at the end of the subdivision before coyote vanished into the greenbelt. Scared the crap out of us. It was such a brazen attack.

Posted by: Usedtocould at July 21, 2016 01:37 PM (bYwuM)

82 This post succeeded in its intended purpose. It got stomped by Ace!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Am Yisrael Hai at July 21, 2016 01:37 PM (i8vdm)

83 That last paragraph in the NOOD is the most depressing thing I've read all year.

Posted by: Chi at July 21, 2016 01:38 PM (uV2DT)

84 You'll get no content and you'll be grateful.

... for six minutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2016 01:39 PM (9mTYi)

85 54 Is it okay if I say Wednesday if I was only six at the time.
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at July 21, 2016 01:39 PM (7YZyt)

86 I am trying intermittent fasting . I fast between each bite. No hunger so far. Will report back on weight loss.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 21, 2016 01:50 PM (1aweM)

87 The MA Attorney General has arbitrarily declared this thread banned and expostfacto determined we are all felons for posting in it.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at July 21, 2016 01:56 PM (Sqor6)

88 #81

Hey, if you are just going to leave that lying around and aren't going to eat it yourself ...

Posted by: the cayote at July 21, 2016 03:03 PM (PLmfk)

89 Please, Sir, may I have another?

Posted by: West at July 21, 2016 03:44 PM (1Rgee)

90 "YOU WILL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT"
-from an advertisement for the Meshuggah album "Nothing", released in 2002

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 21, 2016 04:23 PM (15Ewm)

91 I am grateful. It is a break from the non-stop excrement that passes for thought today over the airwaves. Silence is golden, but my eyes still see, Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see {See the Tremeloes for the entire lyrics.}

Posted by: Locke Common at July 21, 2016 06:31 PM (ZA3fR)

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