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Thread below the Gardening Thread 23Jul16 [KT]

General Mills is trying to tap into the kid demographic that wants turmeric in its Trix.

They haven't found a good natural blue or green color yet. The red color is iffy, too. They like the purple.

Actually, this content is only an excuse to re-post Ace's famous Kaboom thread.

Note to those new to Ace of Spades HQ: Do not try to comment on old threads. Ask me how I know. There is still time today to comment on Y-not's topical thread below this one.

Open thread. Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:27 PM




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1 Weeeeeee!

Posted by: dIb at July 23, 2016 12:30 PM (VJOLZ)

2 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For You at July 23, 2016 12:30 PM (/wm8n)

3 Ah, the old 'Thread below the real thread' bit.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2016 12:31 PM (DrCtv)

4 Tumeric? Are you cereal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2016 12:32 PM (/wm8n)

5 *glares at gardening thread*

No. Way. Am. I. Going. Outdoors. In. This. Heat.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 12:32 PM (sdi6R)

6 Fun Fact: Tumeric IV swept east from India conquering most of southern China, bringing an end to the reigning Cumin dynasty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2016 12:34 PM (/wm8n)

7
Trump should drop Pence and insert Allen West on his ticket right before the VP debate.


Ka-----BOOM!!


Posted by: Lets get some diversity up here in this muther at July 23, 2016 12:34 PM (Qj6zv)

8 It's naht a turmeric.

Posted by: Ahnold S. at July 23, 2016 12:36 PM (H9MG5)

9 Top 10?

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2016 12:37 PM (Sfs6o)

10 Sweet! My day is complete.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2016 12:37 PM (Sfs6o)

11 More amusement that people are shocked by the crude partisanship of things like Twitter - over at weasel there's a post about how the wikileaked DNC email sensation was a growing topic yesterday ..... then vanished, from Twitter.


Note: "censorship" does not enter the picture, as the guvamint is not formally involved. Just a pointless, longstanding and pedantic pet peeve of mine.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2016 12:37 PM (QDnY+)

12 What delicate hothouse flowers! Why, I took in gallons of synthetic dyes in my childhood and I am a strapping wench in full flower and fine fettle.

We have to stop mollycoddling these pampered princelings.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2016 12:38 PM (jR7Wy)

13 7
Trump should drop Pence and insert Allen West on his ticket right before the VP debate.
Posted by: Lets get some diversity up here in this muther at July 23, 2016 12:34 PM (Qj6zv)


I can actually hear a ballpark announcer in my mind.

"Now...now batting...batting for Mike..Mike Pence..Pence, number 44, Allen...Allen WEST..WEST!

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 12:40 PM (sdi6R)

14 And where the hell did all the peanut and gluten allergies come from? No one was allergic to anything when I was a kid.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2016 12:40 PM (Sfs6o)

15 Wife has messed with turmeric, nasty stuff to get near anything you like that is likely to be stained.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 12:41 PM (bksJQ)

16 cooking walnuts and green beans make a sort of blue.

I always suggest Copper Sulfate as a good blue dye, it affects the flavoring than than Prussian blue and doesn't have the side-effects of genetian violet.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2016 12:42 PM (ry34m)

17 Traditionally turmeric has been used for purple coloring.


I say "Make turmerica grape again!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 12:42 PM (NeFrd)

18 Note: "censorship" does not enter the picture, as the guvamint is not formally involved. Just a pointless, longstanding and pedantic pet peeve of mine.

Posted by: rhomboid


It's just a convenient shorthand; more accurate phrases like 'programmed advocacy' don't exactly roll of the spool.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2016 12:42 PM (VY8H5)

19 Tumeric seems a good choice. I believe it's a natural anti-inflammatory. They're a good part of a healthy diet.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 23, 2016 12:42 PM (ZnIt3)

20 The DNC email stuff can't be blockaded by Twitter and FB and the MSM. Trump will talk about it and guarantee that it has to be covered. Watch.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 12:43 PM (JGNQ+)

21 Well, I'm likely going to have turn off FOX over the next week, because I don't want to see one second of the D'rat convention.

No matter what happens the MSM will proclaim Shrillary gave the best speech ever and how wonderful it all was and how historic it all was with the first woman preezy nominee ever and all that crap.

It doesn't matter what Shrillary actually says or does. She could get up there and have an explosive diarrhea episode, blowing out her Depends and scattering shit all over the stage.They would declare than as proof she's "her own woman" or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 23, 2016 12:44 PM (DW+jj)

22 DNC E-Mail by Wikileaks is Kaboom times a big f'ing deal!

Posted by: William Eaton at July 23, 2016 12:44 PM (KhJh8)

23 22 DNC E-Mail by Wikileaks is Kaboom times a big f'ing deal!

---

Yes, it is.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 12:45 PM (JGNQ+)

24 Fun fact: if you drink enough green beer (St. Paddy's) your piss turns green.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at July 23, 2016 12:46 PM (VSenK)

25 >>More amusement that people are shocked by the crude partisanship of
things like Twitter - over at weasel there's a post about how the
wikileaked DNC email sensation was a growing topic yesterday ..... then
vanished, from Twitter.

A lot of 'em were likely cheering Milo's perma-banning a few days ago.

Reading the Bernie supporter's tweets of shock over the extent of the DNC and Hillary's corruption is amusing, too. Such as:

I'm completely horrified that the possible 1st female POTUS only got to this point due to collusion and sabotage. #HistoryMade #DNCLeaks

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2016 12:46 PM (NOIQH)

26 >>
And where the hell did all the peanut and gluten allergies come from?

Peanut allergies in children tripled over a ten year period from '98 to '08.

A likely explanation is that children today are living an increasingly antiseptic environment, with their parents not letting them out. Babies need to be exposed to common benign bacteria and other allergens out there for their immune systems to get tuned right.

When they don't, allergies result due to a crazy immune system that didn't learn what to react to and what not to.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 23, 2016 12:48 PM (DW+jj)

27 I know enough to not post on old threads, what I don't know is the precise definition of 'old'. An hour, a day, a sennight?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2016 12:48 PM (/XV2Z)

28 I say "Make turmerica grape again!"Posted by: Seamus Muldoon 


ICD-10 Sudden inexplicable laughter. Gotta code for that?

Posted by: free range conservative at July 23, 2016 12:49 PM (ZnIt3)

29 21 Well, I'm likely going to have turn off FOX over the next week, because I don't want to see one second of the D'rat convention.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 23, 2016 12:44 PM (DW+jj)


I didn't watch a second of the Republican convention, but I'm thinking of tuning in for the D-Rat one.

Local radio said yesterday that there could be up to 50,000 pissed-off Bernie supporters protesting.

BRB. Making popcorn.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 12:49 PM (sdi6R)

30 20 The DNC email stuff can't be blockaded by Twitter and FB and the MSM. Trump will talk about it and guarantee that it has to be covered. Watch.
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 12:43 PM (JGNQ+)

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Exactly!

This is where Trump's megaphone really helps. Once he says something it is out there for all to see. No other Republican has that ability to just circumvent the media narrative, mostly because the media is hooked on Trump like a addict is to drugs. He knows how to get attention for himself.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 23, 2016 12:49 PM (KhJh8)

31 I'm completely horrified that the possible 1st female POTUS only got to this point due to collusion and sabotage. #HistoryMade #DNCLeaks

How the hell else would they think she could have gotten there?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2016 12:49 PM (T/cxb)

32 For food dyes they're using turmeric
They don't have to be so esoteric
If you take Astroturf
Blend it up with a Smurf
You'll get aquamarine quite generic

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 12:49 PM (NeFrd)

33 I view much of the internet, especially YouTube comments and all of Twitter, as Monsters from the Id.

"My poor Krell"
-Morbius

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2016 12:51 PM (/XV2Z)

34 Blue berries could likely provide that color. Not so sure on that green.

Posted by: pat at July 23, 2016 12:52 PM (4MSOz)

35 Gardening thread up.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2016 12:54 PM (DrCtv)

36 >>How the hell else would they think she could have gotten there?

Exactly (insert Claude Raines being shocked there's gambling going in at Rick's Cafe).

James Woods on this:
How does poor old @BernieSanders, a decent fellow, still support the sleaze cartel of #HillaryClinton after reading those #DNCLeaks?

Good question

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2016 12:55 PM (NOIQH)

37 Sudden inexplicable laughter. Gotta code for that?


*****


You have to ask?



Q93.5 - Other chromosomal deletions including "happy puppet syndrome", a syndrome characterized by jerky puppetlike movements, frequent laughter, mental and motor retardation, peculiar open-mouthed faces and seizures.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 12:55 PM (NeFrd)

38 For food dyes they're using turmeric
They don't have to be so esoteric
If you take Astroturf
Blend it up with a Smurf
You'll get aquamarine quite generic
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

--------------
You, sir, are the poetic equivalent of a steely-eyed missle man.

Or a Haiku Kaiju.
Whichever

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2016 12:55 PM (/XV2Z)

39 According to Dale Gribble, peanuts are developing a defense mechanism against being eaten.

Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2016 12:56 PM (7qAYi)

40 Why do these companies feel the need to continue to duck with kids cereal and ruin everything about it that made it fun? They cut the sugar content, get rid of the bright colors...what's next? All cereal will be plain Cheerios or bran flakes?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:57 PM (0mRoj)

41 The increase in processed food may be the culprit for a lot of food allergies in a similar way to the hygiene hypothesis.

By feeding infants and young children more processed food, a lot of the normal allergenic content of plant food is removed, and their immune don't get tuned properly.

In the old days, young children ate much more real food, that had a lot of these allergenic proteins and stuff in them.

Remove that, and their immune systems get all messed up and overreact to these allergens later.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 23, 2016 12:58 PM (DW+jj)

42 Trix? That shiite is for kids.

I will stick to my breakfast Gruel, a full days supply of 3 important nutrients when served with a warm stout.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 23, 2016 12:58 PM (P/kVC)

43
Q93.5 - Other chromosomal deletions including "happy puppet syndrome", a syndrome characterized by jerky puppetlike movements, frequent laughter, mental and motor retardation, peculiar open-mouthed faces and seizures.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 12:55 PM (NeFrd)

See: Biden, Joe

Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2016 12:59 PM (7qAYi)

44 Why do these companies feel the need to continue to duck with kids cereal and ruin everything about it that made it fun? They cut the sugar content, get rid of the bright colors...what's next? All cereal will be plain Cheerios or bran flakes?

-------------
It's all of a piece with the other eco-worrywarts, light bulbs are designed to 'save energy' not provide illumination. Washing machines save water insead of cleaning.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2016 01:01 PM (/XV2Z)

45 One of these days General Mills will accidentally create VX in a kid's cereal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2016 01:02 PM (fr2Vz)

46 Trix poetry contest???

There was a young girl from Nantucket,
Who ate colored Trix by the bucket,
At the age of nineteen,
Her pee turned all green,
She's known as the girl who none'll... date

/ you drty prvs thought I was going there?


Posted by: free range conservative at July 23, 2016 01:03 PM (ZnIt3)

47 Kaboom? What's that?

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 01:04 PM (qUNWi)

48 Trix are one of the cereals I like, since I eat cereal dry.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 01:05 PM (bksJQ)

49 >>>
40 what's next? All cereal will be plain Cheerios or bran flakes?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 12:57 PM (0mRoj)
<<<

That'd be a good start!

Posted by: Moochelle, chowing down on a full rack of ribs at July 23, 2016 01:06 PM (jV8Mq)

50 Has Arhnold ever said the word 'tumeric' in a movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2016 01:06 PM (fr2Vz)

51 There once was a girl named Trixie

Who danced on a pole like a pixie...

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 01:06 PM (qUNWi)

52
Why do these companies feel the need to continue to duck with kids cereal and ruin everything about it that made it fun?
Posted by: Insomnia



Hush Dear. Just eat your Quinoa Puffs now and you can have a vegan tomato-kale pop later.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2016 01:07 PM (kdS6q)

53 One cereal I never liked was Cheerios. Bland and crappy. But Trix was good.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2016 01:07 PM (DrCtv)

54
Q93.5

Classic rock !!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2016 01:08 PM (IqV8l)

55 Long ago in a lost valley somewhere in South America a tribe of indigenous pygmy-like people known as the Tridaleans or "Trids" lived under the tyrannical rule of a freakishly large ogre who demanded tribute under threat of physical punishment. Natives who didn't comply with his outrageous demands would be punched, beaten and even kicked.

In time, a Jewish scholar came to live among the Tridaleans and decided that the best way to deal with the tyrant was to confront him as you would any bully.

Marching straight up to the giant, the Jew demanded, "Yeah, you're nothing but a bully. If you're so tough, pick on someone more your own size. Go on! I dare you! Kick me!"

The ogre scoffed, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:08 PM (NeFrd)

56 Read a artical the thought of peanut allergies is the less kids are exposed the more susceptible to them. Kid has allergy, those around him don't get peanuts, they become allergic.
Moral of the story - you have a peanut allergy don't come to my house we go through jars of them in every way they come.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 01:09 PM (bksJQ)

57 We used to get cases of mixed cereals on the ships... small boxes...

The first to always disappear, were the Fruit Loops...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 23, 2016 01:10 PM (qf6WZ)

58 Had plain cheerios today ( and a blueberry jelly donut ) for breakfast. Their ok but not my pick. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios are good.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 01:11 PM (bksJQ)

59 Oh you can't get to Heaven (Oh you can't get to Heaven)
On Hillary's hips (On Hillary's hips)
'Cuz Hillary's hips ('Cuz Hillary's hips)
Are like battleships! (Are like battleships!)

Oh you can't get to Heaven on Hillary's hips, 'cuz Hillary's hips are like battleships! I ain't gonna see my Lord no more, no more, no more.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2016 01:12 PM (Lsu4e)

60
Kathy - just wondering, does PETA consider the kinds of sweeteners in these products and/or the kind of processing they go through? As Ive tried to become vegan, my reading suggests that white/refined sugar (which is also contained in most brown sugar) is filtered through animal bone char.

Peta.org



You know, at the point it's been reduced to "bone char", an animal could probably gaf about what's going on.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2016 01:12 PM (kdS6q)

61 37
Q93.5 - Other chromosomal deletions including "happy puppet syndrome", a syndrome characterized by jerky puppetlike movements, frequent laughter, mental and motor retardation, peculiar open-mouthed faces and seizures.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 12:55 PM (NeFrd)


Interesting. Where did the phrase "happy puppet" come from? 10,000 Maniacs once had a song entitled "You Happy Puppet".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbwQHtFw024

I didn't know there was actually some background to it.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 01:12 PM (sdi6R)

62 I liked grape nuts, which were neither grape nor nuts.

That's when i knew it was all a lie.

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 01:13 PM (qUNWi)

63 Q93.5

Classic rock !!

***


Heh. Nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:13 PM (NeFrd)

64 Okay, Hillbot's talking now. I need some brave soul to watch for a few minutes with me and tell me I'm not crazy---doesn't she move her eyes one way (say, to the left) while simultaneously turning her head to the other direction. Who does that?! I have tried, but cannot.


Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2016 01:14 PM (Lsu4e)

65 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:08 PM (NeFrd)

He should have kicked the Rabbi and said "kicks are for Yids".

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2016 01:14 PM (DrCtv)

66 taking pence and kaine together

who wins the vp debate?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 23, 2016 01:14 PM (U0lQa)

67 Hush Dear. Just eat your Quinoa Puffs now and you can have a vegan tomato-kale pop later.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2016 01:07 PM (kdS6q)

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 23, 2016 01:14 PM (0mRoj)

68 Muldoon, have you seen the Hillary seizure video?
What's your opinion?
http://youtu.be/lJjHTeo6mVw

Posted by: @votermom at July 23, 2016 01:16 PM (7lVbc)

69 Well just a few more days until Godzilla Resurgence hits theaters in Japan.

https://youtu.be/NkPdk5fMzyc

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2016 01:16 PM (fr2Vz)

70
taking pence and kaine together
who wins the vp debate?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich


Kaine has been pronounced the winner preemptively.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2016 01:17 PM (IqV8l)

71 >>Why do these companies feel the need to continue to duck with kids cereal and ruin everything about it that made it fun?

A guess?

A. Progressive CEOs wanting to prove their progressive bona fides

B. Pressure from Michelle Obama (yes, she personally pressured Kraft to change mac'n cheese recipe, and Kellogs (?) to change Cap'n Crunch recipe) as well as a storm of mommy-bloggers and nutrition activists harassing them to do this

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2016 01:17 PM (NOIQH)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2016 01:17 PM (IqV8l)

73 Why do these companies feel the need to continue to duck with kids cereal and ruin everything about it that made it fun? 

Nobody ever went broke selling stuff that people want to buy. I gotta daughter with a buncha offspring. She checks every label and has a 'mommy group' of online fiends that do the same. She recently was poormouthing to me that she had to purchase generic milk because the 'organic' variety became so expensive.

I held my tongue. I thought that all milk was organic.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 23, 2016 01:17 PM (ZnIt3)

74 Ummm, Anna...

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2016 01:17 PM (DrCtv)

75 Anna to the barrel!

Breathe through your mouth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2016 01:17 PM (jR7Wy)

76 Uh oh

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2016 01:18 PM (fr2Vz)

77 yes, she personally pressured Kraft to change mac'n cheese recipe

____

you'd figure a black woman would want a better, more authentic mac n cheese

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 23, 2016 01:19 PM (U0lQa)

78 Way to go, General Mills. Make the cereal, of which the only really distinctive characteristic was the bright colors, more boring to look at by eliminating several colors, and by using "natural" dyes which may taste bad. Then take out additives that preserve freshness or keep the bloblets of cereal in one piece in the bowl.


People who buy junk food buy it because they want junk food. There is already a plethora of "healthy" cereals out there. No need to turn Trix into pastel granola. Sounds to me like this will be General Mill's "new Coke" moment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:20 PM (GSdpU)

79
Also, wasn't kidding about those Quinoa Puffs:

It was so good that I decided to try it as a cold cereal with milk and Rapadura sugar; only a small amount in a 3oz paper cup. It's great sprinkled on Greek yogurt with a drizzle of raw honey or agave nectar. I'll sprinkle in a little bit of corse Himalayan salt for zing.

Diana, Placerville, CA

nuts.com/cookingbaking/grains/quinoa/puffs.html


Wild animals look at the self-elaborated human food chain around these parts, and give themselves a descended hernia laughing at us.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2016 01:20 PM (kdS6q)

80 Breathe through your mouth.


And don't forget...surpentine!

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 01:20 PM (qUNWi)

81 If you have time, peruse #DNCLeaks on twitter.

We know there's media collusion, but this one is amazing: Email demanding that MSNBC immediately cease a story while it's being broadcast. Makes you wonder how often this happens...

https://twitter.com/zachhaller/status/756760884072976384

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2016 01:20 PM (NOIQH)

82 organic milk comes from free range bewbs

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (U0lQa)

83 I posted this on a dead thread, I think, it's hard to tell on Saturdays

Gov Terry McAuliffe is taking action to restore the voting rights to thousands of ex-offenders...

He's getting around the court's ruling by signing 200,000 individual clemency grants to the state's ex offenders...

http://tinyurl.com/zmd2zqg

Posted by: spypeach at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (nyYhO)

84 I got some cereal at the bakery that is the most hippie-licious thing I've ever seen: ginger-hemp granola. And I definitely get a whiff of the ganja from it.

Wonder if I'll pop positive on my next urinalysis.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (jR7Wy)

85 have you seen the Hillary seizure video?
What's your opinion?

*****


I opined on the weird news thread. I think she had a startle reaction and then played it up as it got a reaction from the sycophants.

I see this as Hillary trying to be human-like as if she had read a Portugese translation of a U.S. Army Field Training Manual on humorous facial reactions and was trying it out for the first time.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (NeFrd)

86 Muldoon, have you seen the Hillary seizure video?
What's your opinion?
http://youtu.be/lJjHTeo6mVw
Posted by: @votermom at July 23, 2016 01:16 PM (7lVbc)


Willowed from an earlier thread:

No, it wasn't epilepsy. My opinion is that I think Hillary was starting the molting process, but she had to fight it off as she didn't want to be seen shedding her skin in public.

So her staff whisked her to an undisclosed location where she was fine after she ate a few dragonflies with James Carville.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (tEhtH)

87 82 organic milk comes from free range bewbs
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (U0lQa)
---
What did you offer for fair trade?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2016 01:22 PM (jR7Wy)

88 Kindltot at July 23, 2016 12:42 PM

Fun fact: Prussian Blue is used as an antidote to some forms of heavy meta poisonong.


Posted by: KT at July 23, 2016 01:24 PM (qahv/)

89 What did you offer for fair trade?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,


*****


I'll bet it wasn't sustainable.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:24 PM (NeFrd)

90
People are reading from the DNCLeaks and posting what they find. No shock but the MSM is in bed with the DNC. They ask to see reports in advanced and for stories to be pulled and or edited.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:25 PM (iQIUe)

91 I always suggest Copper Sulfate as a good blue dye, it affects the flavoring than than Prussian blue and doesn't have the side-effects of genetian violet.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2016 12:42 PM (ry34m)


Copper sulfate occurs in Nature as the mineral chalcanthite. Big, beautiful transparent blue crystals. The mineralogists' slogan? "Once tasted, never forgotten." Lick a crystal of chalcanthite, and you get a piercing metallic taste that lingers in the mouth for hours. Ever have a piece of aluminum foil come in contact with a tooth filling? Like that, only far worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:26 PM (GSdpU)

92 Prussian blue would be a great name for a street drug.

It would probably make someone's eyeballs explode in Florida.

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 01:26 PM (qUNWi)

93 Just came back to my room to clean up and turned the tv on. Dear goodness doesn't this hag have anything better to do than ruin my vacation ?! Floss or brush her fangs maybe? How anyone can vote to listen to this shit is beyond me.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 23, 2016 01:27 PM (ScQFa)

94 I just heard an NPR news update about the day of mourning in Germany. They said it WASN'T terrorism, didn't mention that the perpetrator was muzzie, and didn't mention allahu ackbar.

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:27 PM (Nwg0u)

95 i was trying to come up with something to say but got distracted reading about popping rice.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 23, 2016 01:27 PM (U0lQa)

96
Had plain cheerios today for breakfast.
Posted by: Skip




I had a handful of pemmican and a drink from a flowing stream, then I was off in pursuit again.

For I hunt the most dangerous of game -- Man.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 23, 2016 01:27 PM (kdS6q)

97
I read today that they create a new blue. Looks like the old blue but they say differently.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:27 PM (iQIUe)

98 I'm wondering just how much 'free range' is required for a four hundred pound animal that can stand in the exact same spot and eat grass for hours.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 23, 2016 01:28 PM (ZnIt3)

99 Muldoon, I'd love to see you at work.

How bad is it, doc?

Well, my diagnosis is best explained through a limerick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2016 01:28 PM (kTF2Z)

100 Hillzebub is on about how the NRA kills people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:29 PM (Nwg0u)

101 Perhaps a musical interlude
https://youtu.be/CRSC9DaChks

Or?
https://youtu.be/65O8W6O4tJI

Catch everyone later, just not in Pokemon-Go.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2016 01:29 PM (fr2Vz)

102 No, it wasn't epilepsy. My opinion is that I think Hillary was starting the molting process, but she had to fight it off as she didn't want to be seen shedding her skin in public.

So her staff whisked her to an undisclosed location where she was fine after she ate a few dragonflies with James Carville.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (tEhtH)
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Ha! I fully expect her to shed her human skin and unfurl her leathery wings at the Demoncrat Convention. Then she'll circle over the crowd and pluck willing victims for sacrifice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2016 01:30 PM (jR7Wy)

103 He's getting around the court's ruling by signing 200,000 individual clemency grants to the state's ex offenders...

http://tinyurl.com/zmd2zqg
Posted by: spypeach at July 23, 2016 01:21 PM (nyYhO)

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Dont think he will get away with it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:30 PM (iQIUe)

104 >>>Catch everyone later, just not in Pokemon-Go.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2016 01:29 PM (fr2Vz)<<<

I have not been listed as a Pokemon Gym, so you should be safe-ish while visiting.

Posted by: THE Barrel at July 23, 2016 01:31 PM (H9MG5)

105 100 Hillzebub is on about how the NRA kills people.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:29 PM (Nwg0u)


I didn't know the NRA had a German auxiliary.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 01:32 PM (sdi6R)

106 the man was in such pain he could cry
He was young and he thought quite spry
The doc said with a grin
As he stroked his chin
It means that you're going to die

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2016 01:32 PM (kTF2Z)

107 They said it WASN'T terrorism

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this is a form of contempt mixed with cowardice.

like when a young ape beats his chest in front of the silverback and the silverback ignores him. as long as the challenge is neither noticed nor accepted, there is no chance of losing. but its because the silverback knows he would lose otherwise.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 23, 2016 01:33 PM (U0lQa)

108 I didn't know the NRA had a German auxiliary.
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 01:32 PM (sdi6R)
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Pretty sure they think the NRA is a German auxiliary.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2016 01:33 PM (jR7Wy)

109 This kaine fellow might be the nicest guy in the world be he looks a little "soft" to me. Pretty sure I could beat him at leg wresting.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 23, 2016 01:33 PM (ScQFa)

110 Just saw the most recent Hillary having a seizure/demonic possession video. She looks like she has those seizures quite frequently as she shook it off on her feet. Or at least she looks like she shook it off.

Seizures are serious. It is like having a major concussions times 1000. I know of a young man who has seizures and can't live alone, has violent personality swings, and can't make decisions for himself among other things.

I had a reaction to a medication a few years ago and had a grand mol seizure. It took me 6 months to recover from the vision and underwater felling like one gets from the aftermath of a major concussion. My personality changed for two or three months and then settled but I got frustrated very easily. I've only had one seizure but it scared the Shit out of me and the hospital staff where I was recovering from surgery.

If Hillary is suffering from seizures she needs to drop out. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. She needs to drop out now. She cannot run anything having seizures.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 23, 2016 01:33 PM (vQc5t)

111 Muldoon, have you seen the Hillary seizure video?
What's your opinion?
http://youtu.be/lJjHTeo6mVw

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When I first saw that it had no sound and I didn't know it was real. I thought it was a video loop.

Boy, is she young and hip.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:34 PM (Nwg0u)

112 Fun fact: Prussian Blue is used as an antidote to some forms of heavy meta poisonong.




Posted by: KT at July 23, 2016 01:24 PM (qahv/)

Another fun fact: Prussian Blue is a mixed-valence iron(II,III) cyanide complex. But it's not a labile cyanide - i.e., the cyanide ligands do not readily come off the Fe(III) ion - and so it doesn't have the toxicity of, e.g,, potassium cyanide.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 23, 2016 01:34 PM (SRKgf)

113
So, is Huma speaking at the DNC? If not, why not? Hasnt she worked with Hills the longest?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:34 PM (iQIUe)

114 Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2016 01:28 PM (kTF2Z)


We've come up with a firm diagnosis
With a really quite dreadful prognosis
It starts in your toes
And comes out through your nose
You've got cardiophthalmoneuroorthohalitosis!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:34 PM (NeFrd)

115
Someone with a modicum of compassion should probably let Terry-boy know that Va (and other states) already has a procedure to restore certain civil rights to selected felons.

He CAN'T alter or amend it. The legislature may do so, though.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 23, 2016 01:35 PM (X35Yt)

116 100 Hillzebub is on about how the NRA kills people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:29 PM (Nwg0u)



But Muslims don't. Got it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 23, 2016 01:36 PM (SRKgf)

117 the man was in such pain he could cry
He was young and he thought quite spry
The doc said with a grin
As he stroked his chin
It means that you're going to die


****


That's dark.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:36 PM (NeFrd)

118
I still want to see if Hills can go for 45 minutes screeching with out throat spasms.

Madame Spasm!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:36 PM (iQIUe)

119 >>>We've come up with a firm diagnosis

With a really quite dreadful prognosis

It starts in your toes

And comes out through your nose

You've got cardiophthalmoneuroorthohalitosis!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:34 PM (NeFrd)<<<

It's definitely not Lupus. It's never Lupus.

Posted by: Dr. House at July 23, 2016 01:36 PM (H9MG5)

120 I'm wondering just how much 'free range' is required for a four hundred pound animal that can stand in the exact same spot and eat grass for hours.

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LEAVE. MY. WIFE. OUT. OF. THIS!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:37 PM (Nwg0u)

121 I am the thread *above* last week's gardening thread!

Posted by: self-esteem building thread at July 23, 2016 01:38 PM (0Ph0e)

122 Prussian Blue was a very easy and sted fast die. That's why the Prussian state started in the 1600's to use it for their uniform color.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 01:39 PM (bksJQ)

123 My unexpert opinion of the Hillary seizure video is that the first set of head bobbing is involuntary and neurological, possibly a seizure, and the second is her attempt to cover up.

Posted by: @votermom at July 23, 2016 01:39 PM (7lVbc)

124 It only hurts when I cackle.

- Hilldog

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:40 PM (Nwg0u)

125 Comrades, rejoice! In Hillary's America, all breakfasts will be Beet Puffs and Soy Milk at your tractor factory commissaries.

Posted by: Breakfast in Hillary's America at July 23, 2016 01:40 PM (iU9Qe)

126 And where the hell did all the peanut and gluten allergies come from?

_________


I think peanut allergies are generally real. I suspect "gluten allergies" are 99% the result of passive-aggressive neurotics trying to make others bend to their will.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 23, 2016 01:41 PM (SRKgf)

127 Huma speaking at the DNC, I would think she will become Hillary's CoS

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 01:41 PM (bksJQ)

128 41 The increase in processed food may be the culprit for a lot of food allergies in a similar way to the hygiene hypothesis.

By feeding infants and young children more processed food, a lot of the normal allergenic content of plant food is removed, and their immune don't get tuned properly.

In the old days, young children ate much more real food, that had a lot of these allergenic proteins and stuff in them.

Remove that, and their immune systems get all messed up and overreact to these allergens later.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 23, 2016 12:58 PM (DW+jj)

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Bullshit!

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2016 01:41 PM (Fmupd)

129 >>>53 One cereal I never liked was Cheerios. Bland and crappy. But Trix was good.

Posted by: HH at July 23, 2016 01:07 PM (DrCtv) <<<

I've never tried the bland and crappy version of Trix, called Kix. Never had Kaboom, either--one of my many regrets in this life.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2016 01:42 PM (jV8Mq)

130
The TWD trailer was lame. Enough with the damn bat! The book says it's Glenn but I hate to see them get rid of an old timer. Location watchers believe it is Glenn AND Abe who get it. Who knows? Who cares? It was lame to make it a clift hanger.

It would be more interesting seeing survivors doing things right for a change.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:42 PM (iQIUe)

131 My first thought on seeing that video was "H-H-H-Hillary Headroom"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:43 PM (NeFrd)

132 I think peanut allergies are generally real. I suspect "gluten allergies" are 99% the result of passive-aggressive neurotics trying to make others bend to their will.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 23, 2016 01:41 PM (SRKgf)


"Nobody" had peanut allergies when I was a kid in school, where such thing would be pretty damned evident.


Maybe, back in the day, the kids with peanut allergy never made it to age six because they died of it, or some other inherent defect?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:45 PM (GSdpU)

133 Holy shit she really did have seizure.

I'll just say no more and leave my karma intact.

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 01:46 PM (qUNWi)

134 127 Huma speaking at the DNC, I would think she will become Hillary's CoS
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 01:41 PM (bksJQ)

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Who doesnt need a saudi plant for CoS? Lee Stranahan has been pushing the idea that she is a saudi plant. Is it implausible? Looking at history, our donk gov was riddled with commie spies. Obama has appointed terrorists, iranians, and saudis to high level positions. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:47 PM (iQIUe)

135 I just heard an NPR news update about the day of mourning in Germany. They said it WASN'T terrorism, didn't mention that the perpetrator was muzzie, and didn't mention allahu ackbar.

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 01:27 PM (Nwg0u)


You have to realize that to the left, planned acts of terrorism targeting specific persons are basically the same as a natural disaster, like a flood or a hurricane. I mean, shit happens, right? That's why Orlando is "a tragedy" and a shooting spree in Munich is "a grievous loss of life".

With this in mind, the left's reactions to acts of terrorism makes perfect sense.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 01:47 PM (tEhtH)

136
If Hillary is suffering from seizures she needs to drop out. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. She needs to drop out now. She cannot run anything having seizures

If she's having seizures, she would never pass Human Reliability Program.

Posted by: Hai Dorsai! at July 23, 2016 01:47 PM (brIR5)

137 With this in mind, the left's reactions to acts of terrorism makes perfect sense.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 01:47 PM (tEhtH)


Yep. Omelet under construction. Too bad about the eggs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:48 PM (GSdpU)

138 Ace couldn't eat Kaboom now even if they still made it, since he's on a low carb kick.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 23, 2016 01:49 PM (0Ph0e)

139 >>>The TWD trailer was lame. Enough with the damn bat!
The book says it's Glenn but I hate to see them get rid of an old timer.
Location watchers believe it is Glenn AND Abe who get it. Who knows?
Who cares? It was lame to make it a clift hanger.



It would be more interesting seeing survivors doing things right for a change.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:42 PM (iQIUe)<<<

My first, unexpert opinion, was that it's Abe. He had been having a string of real good luck before all this (except the whole leaving Rosita thing... but that's not luck, that's being an idiot).
Anyway. Usually when a character experiences too much good on TWD it's an omen for something bad. Getting your head split open by a barbed wire wrapped bat is sorta bad.

Posted by: not a TWD expert, but did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night at July 23, 2016 01:50 PM (H9MG5)

140 Hillary is opposed to oil. Oil is valuable, because it is a good lubricant. Is it any wonder she is seizing up? Try running your car without oil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2016 01:51 PM (GSdpU)

141 I don't think seizure. She was just clowning around. Don't know why she'd break character, but it looks like she did.

Next thing you know the press will turn this into a 'birther' type of slander to generate sympathy. Totally ignoring the video footage of Donald Trump doing something similar.

Posted by: free range conservative at July 23, 2016 01:52 PM (ZnIt3)

142 >>>
135 You have to realize that to the left, planned acts of terrorism targeting specific persons are basically the same as a natural disaster, like a flood or a hurricane. I mean, shit happens, right? That's why Orlando is "a tragedy" and a shooting spree in Munich is "a grievous loss of life".

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 01:47 PM (tEhtH)
<<<

The left has been trying for a while to replace the word "terrorism" with "man-made disaster" but its adoption seems to be rather slow. I've seen that dumb phrase used in at least one of the annual mandatory CBTs at work, though.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2016 01:52 PM (jV8Mq)

143 Ace couldn't eat Kaboom now even if they still made it, since he's on a low carb kick.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 23, 2016 01:49 PM (0Ph0e)


A low-crab diet is a bad idea. Try my crab cakes!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at July 23, 2016 01:53 PM (GSdpU)

144 That's dark.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 01:36 PM

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I like my limericks like I like my women.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2016 01:54 PM (kTF2Z)

145 The TWD trailer was lame. Enough with the damn bat! The book says it's
Glenn but I hate to see them get rid of an old timer. Location watchers
believe it is Glenn AND Abe who get it. Who knows? Who cares? It was
lame to make it a clift hanger.
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I get that they don't want to give it away, but that trailer looks to me like we're going to spend a season getting Negan's backstory.

Which I'd like to see, honestly, so when it's not that, it's going to be disappointing. And I fully expect the bludgeoned is going to turn out to be someone I care so little about I don't know their name (gay dude, lesbian dude, Kimbo Slice's sister, one of the other Alexandria redshirts).

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 23, 2016 01:54 PM (3Liv/)

146 >>How bad is it, doc?


Well, my diagnosis is best explained through a limerick.


Hmmm, what rhymes with dextrocardia and hemi-fontan?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2016 01:55 PM (NOIQH)

147 I feel as if Hillary would get better if only she'd drop out. As if a Hillary presidency would be such an abomination that there is a fundamental law of the universe that she will get ill and die rather than be allowed to become president.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 23, 2016 01:59 PM (0Ph0e)

148
I read a couple of months ago that GOT was signed for 2 more seasons. However, I recently read that next season is only 7 episodes. I know it is an expensive production but come on! May explain why they killed off so many characters the last couple of epis.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 01:59 PM (iQIUe)

149 I like my limericks like I like my women.
Posted by: Duke Lowel
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Cold, unfunny and bitter?

Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2016 02:00 PM (8JjjJ)

150 Which I'd like to see, honestly, so when it's not that, it's going to be disappointing. And I fully expect the bludgeoned is going to turn out to be someone I care so little about I don't know their name (gay dude, lesbian dude, Kimbo Slice's sister, one of the other Alexandria redshirts).

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 23, 2016 01:54 PM (3Liv/)


You know, there is a pun to be made about this, but for the death of me, I just cannot figure it out.

Posted by: zombie Stephen Yan at July 23, 2016 02:00 PM (GSdpU)

151 Render unto seizures *hic*. (stolen from Mark Steyn)

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 23, 2016 02:01 PM (0Ph0e)

152 >>>
143 A low-crab diet is a bad idea. Try my crab cakes!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at July 23, 2016 01:53 PM (GSdpU)
<<<

I'm on a low-crab diet because I'm a cheap bastard.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2016 02:01 PM (jV8Mq)

153
Am I the only one appalled that Elon Musk came out as a lesbian? This is going to kill Space X.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 02:03 PM (iQIUe)

154 I'm on a low-crab diet because I'm a cheap bastard.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2016 02:01 PM (jV8Mq)


I raise my own. Want to see my ranch?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 23, 2016 02:03 PM (GSdpU)

155 Hmmm, what rhymes with dextrocardia and hemi-fontan?
Posted by: Lizzy



Laguardia, suntan.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 23, 2016 02:05 PM (0Ph0e)

156 Am I the only one appalled that Elon Musk came out as a lesbian? This is going to kill Space X.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 02:03 PM (iQIUe)


That never hurt the sales of my fabulous Dale car.

Posted by: zombie Liz Carmichael at July 23, 2016 02:05 PM (GSdpU)

157 You can't spell 'grand mal' without Grandma!


Grand Ma Caesar

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 02:05 PM (NeFrd)

158 I'm on a low-crab diet because I'm a cheap bastard.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2016 02:01 PM (jV8Mq)


I raise my own. Want to see my ranch?

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I hate you for that

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2016 02:06 PM (kTF2Z)

159 Maybe Hillary's doing Extreme Macarena.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 02:06 PM (Nwg0u)

160 Harbinge rhymes with orange. I say if harbinger is a noun, there must be a corresponding verb harbinge.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 23, 2016 02:06 PM (0Ph0e)

161 Tin ear Hillary is catching some flack for having Kaine speaking Spanish at a rally.

"Don't they know we speak English?"

Hilarious.

Pander away Hillary.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2016 02:08 PM (4ErVI)

162 I'm on a low-crab diet because I'm a cheap bastard.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2016 02:01 PM (jV8Mq)

I raise my own. Want to see my ranch?

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Harbinge-n- To laugh uncrontrolably for long periods of time. Ex. Hillary went on a harbinge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2016 02:09 PM (kTF2Z)

163
Yikes! Shia march in Kabul to demand electricity, under the name Enlightening Movement, and ISIS blows them up.

Does ISIS really oppose electricity? They sure use it enough. Or was it an opportunity to commit mass murder bc so many people wd be demonstrating?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 02:11 PM (iQIUe)

164 Haven't seen TWD trailer yet. Not a big Glenn fan so if it's him so be it.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:11 PM (bksJQ)

165
The heat is here. Mornings are pleasant and then it is like someone turned on an oven and I'm in it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2016 02:13 PM (iQIUe)

166 I'm working on my albatross of a deck again today, so no time for growing things.

And apropos of nothing, I can report that green 6X6X12 treated posts weigh an effin ton.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 23, 2016 02:13 PM (rwI+c)

167 I normally put stuff like this on the ONT, but check this out:

Frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhFpp3jFMk4

Bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch2m5BbzRfY

Bob's version is practically a note-for-note cover, but with a different band and a different voice.

Obviously, Frank's voice is better, but I like Bob's band better. It's a lovely compare-and-contrast. Each of them brings different things to the table.

He's educating people about old music. I never would have bothered looking for or listening to the original if it weren't for his cover.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2016 02:14 PM (sdi6R)

168 Does ISIS really oppose electricity?

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Electrons are haram.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 02:14 PM (Nwg0u)

169 Grump - Usuing all pressure treated, wood or some composite?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:15 PM (bksJQ)

170 If dating Amber Heard makes you a lesbian, what does that make Johnny Depp?

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 23, 2016 02:16 PM (0Ph0e)

171
159 Maybe Hillary's doing Extreme Macarena.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 02:06 PM (Nwg0u)


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I know that it's fun to snark about this, but the Hildebeast has a serious issue here. She's running to be president of the U.S. and she has obvious neurological problems.

There should be a concerted effort to find out what this/these problems are.

Posted by: Soona at July 23, 2016 02:17 PM (Fmupd)

172 My guess is you will hardly hear Kaine speak English.
He's a big free range border guy I hear.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:17 PM (bksJQ)

173 149 I like my limericks like I like my women.
Posted by: Duke Lowel
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Cold, unfunny and bitter?
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2016 02:00 PM (8JjjJ)


...and manhandled by Muldoon?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 02:17 PM (tEhtH)

174 All treated. I seriously considered composite for the decking but decided against it. I'm sure it would last longer and probably be easier to keep nice looking but it's more expensive and I have no experience with it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 23, 2016 02:18 PM (rwI+c)

175 The heat is here. Mornings are pleasant and then it is like someone turned on an oven and I'm in it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!



I you can't stand the heat... stop burning so much dang carbon.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 23, 2016 02:18 PM (0Ph0e)

176 If I was Johnny Depp I'd date Amber and feel my inner lesbian

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:19 PM (bksJQ)

177 ---
I get that they don't want to give it away, but that trailer looks to me like we're going to spend a season getting Negan's backstory.


Go watch the Season 5 trailer again. They make that look like the entire season the main bad guy is going to be Gareth, the leader of Terminus. So I think they do a good job of showing a lot of cool stuff without giving away what will actually happen.

As for Season 7 I'll try to avoid the trailer as long as possible to avoid spoilers.

Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2016 02:19 PM (bMG0w)

178 He's a big free range border guy I hear.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:17 PM (bksJQ)


Well, so's everybody else on that side of the aisle.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 02:20 PM (tEhtH)

179 The "Dextrocardia Hemi-Fontan Transplant Blue-Baby Blues"- a limerick


A troubled young laddie named Bart
Had a ticker 'twas missing some parts
After examination
came this explanation
"You'll need a complete change of heart!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 02:20 PM (NeFrd)

180 All I know about Kaine now is that he speaks Spanish.

Apparently on CNN this qualifies him for sainthood.

Que lastima.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2016 02:21 PM (EZebt)

181 Bad thing about composite is price. It does have a lot of advantages.
It's not angry different to put down. It gets screwed and with the proper type its easy. It cuts the same as wood. My deck (I didn't build it) is very old but has held up but need to coat it every year.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:23 PM (bksJQ)

182 And THAT sounds too much like work. I'm outta here.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 23, 2016 02:24 PM (NeFrd)

183 I hate the tablet self correct. F'in machine changes words so fast.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:25 PM (bksJQ)

184 I actually like building stuff.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:25 PM (bksJQ)

185 There once was a guy who died

The End

Posted by: Guy who doesn't understand limericks at July 23, 2016 02:26 PM (kTF2Z)

186 "You'll need a complete change of heart!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


I'll have him in and out of here like I was a NASCAR pit crew.

Posted by: Robert Jarvik at July 23, 2016 02:26 PM (0Ph0e)

187 Everybody complains about autocorrect, but no one asks the programmers how to shut it off.

Posted by: Mark Twain at July 23, 2016 02:28 PM (0Ph0e)

188 You can turn the auto-correct off. At least on this nook.

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 02:28 PM (qUNWi)

189 Tim Kaine looks like a pedophile.

I bet he has taken trips with Billy Jeff to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 23, 2016 02:29 PM (vQc5t)

190 Can't wait until Kaine starts up with speako Spanish in front of Cali and Texas peeps whose families have been here since before they were states.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2016 02:31 PM (4ErVI)

191 Watching Dr Strangelove, Tim Kaine's a perfect stand in for President Merkin Muffley.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 23, 2016 02:32 PM (VxHD9)

192 >>The "Dextrocardia Hemi-Fontan Transplant Blue-Baby Blues"- a limerick

LOL!


Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2016 02:33 PM (NOIQH)

193 Have you ever seen Hillary drink a glass of water?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 23, 2016 02:33 PM (VxHD9)

194 There once was a girl named Trixie



Who danced on a pole like a pixie...

Posted by: eleven - wearing nothing but a fur jerkin and a genital sock at July 23, 2016 01:06 PM (qUNWi)

She wore large golden bangles,Her G-string had spanglesAnd she finished by whistling "Dixie".

Posted by: NateWhilk at July 23, 2016 02:34 PM (futjh)

195 Kaine is stealing my schtick. Who does he think he is, Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 23, 2016 02:34 PM (0Ph0e)

196 Although I expect that Hillary drinks only pure grain alcohol.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 23, 2016 02:35 PM (VxHD9)

197 I'm thinking at any VP debate Kaine will give answers in Spanish first then interpret himself.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:35 PM (bksJQ)

198 I don't think Kaine speaking spanish can fix this:

https://twitter.com/AdrianaMaestas/status/756884434402500609

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2016 02:36 PM (NOIQH)

199 197 I'm thinking at any VP debate Kaine will give answers in Spanish first then interpret himself.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2016 02:35 PM (bksJQ)


What's Spanish for We don' need no steenken badges?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2016 02:37 PM (4ErVI)

200 Such blatant pandering. I think it will backfire.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 02:41 PM (PFoqq)

201 There once was a nood pet thread

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 23, 2016 02:43 PM (0Ph0e)

202 Such blatant pandering.

-
There are plenty of Spanish speaking whores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 23, 2016 02:43 PM (Nwg0u)

203 180 All I know about Kaine now is that he speaks Spanish.

Apparently on CNN this qualifies him for sainthood.


W. spoke fluent Spanish. Why wasn't he granted sainthood by the MSM?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 23, 2016 02:55 PM (tEhtH)

204 Kaine is anti 2A, all you need to know. Virginia is a classic case of infection spread, in this case from D.C.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 23, 2016 03:02 PM (06U2p)

205 I mean seriously the state that produced Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Mason among others gives us Kaine and Terry Mc?

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 23, 2016 03:05 PM (06U2p)

206 Exactly!



This is where Trump's megaphone really helps. Once he says something
it is out there for all to see. No other Republican has that ability to
just circumvent the media narrative, mostly because the media is hooked
on Trump like a addict is to drugs. He knows how to get attention for
himself.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 23, 2016 12:49 PM (KhJh

Did you see Trump's press conference yesterday morning? He was luckily upstaged by the terror attack in Germany. And I think what he said was a really big deal.

Funny, neither Brietbart nor Drudge mentioned it at all.

Posted by: Joanne at July 23, 2016 03:05 PM (hgBpU)

207 They are going all in on amnesty and gun control. But yeah, I guess hurt feelings mean it's time to sit this one out.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 03:10 PM (JGNQ+)

208 They are not even going to pretend to move to the middle.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 03:14 PM (JGNQ+)

209 207 They are going all in on amnesty and gun control. But yeah, I guess hurt feelings mean it's time to sit this one out.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 23, 2016 03:10 PM (JGNQ+)


Surely the upscale cigar bar will carry Victory Gin?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2016 03:14 PM (4ErVI)

210 There was mention made in an earlier thread about the toilet paper factory in Venezuela that Kimberley-Clark abandoned because it was such a money loser, or it was nationalized, or a combination of the two. There are indeed certain risks in operating in a Communist country like Venezuela. I worked for several years for Halliburton, who at the time I left, still had a significant presence in Venezuela, the country still be a significant oil producer. Only problem for Halliburton is that Venezuela owes them a cool billion dollars for the oil field services they provide, and there is no sign when or if it will ever be paid. Based on past and present performance, I'd say never.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 23, 2016 03:21 PM (2pIEi)

211 Ah, rain gives me a break from the deck.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 23, 2016 03:29 PM (rwI+c)

212 Taco Burrito Chalupa Mi Gusta Hasta La Vista Baby Bendejo !

Posted by: Tijuana Kaine at July 23, 2016 03:44 PM (MNzex)

213 Hey guys, I gave a rather detailed rundown of the candidates in the LA-Senate race if anyone is interested. Starts at 316.

Posted by: Jackal at July 23, 2016 03:56 PM (NiR1r)

214 These DNC emails are devastating.

Calling Bernie supporters sheeple lol.

Putting it in an email and sending it.

Holy Moly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2016 03:57 PM (4ErVI)

215 DNC E-mail Status:

[ ] Fan Not Covered With Shit

[ ] Fan Covered With Shit

[x] Fan Obliterated By Shit Tsunami

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 23, 2016 04:03 PM (MNzex)

216 And right in time for the DNC convention.

There's no way Debbie survives this.

Putin is one slick muthafucka. I gotta give the guy props. He knows when and where to hit for maximum damage. OG KGB.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 23, 2016 04:12 PM (4ErVI)

217 I thought turmeric was yellow.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 23, 2016 07:03 PM (4+VII)

218 Yes, Grampa, turmeric is the coloring agent for yellow mustard.

Posted by: KT at July 23, 2016 07:53 PM (qahv/)

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