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Thursday Morning News Dump (7/14/16) [Mis. Hum.]
- Terror mastermind still at large
- So what. What are you going to do?
- Oh-oh, no more credit from the liquor store
- The Fed is putting their .02 in regarding immigration. No mention of millions not in work force.
- Philadelphia funding to be cut
- R.O.P, Religion of Porn
- Don't know about you, but I never saw this coming
- Nobel Peace Prize winner deploys more troops
- So Math experts, this doesn't look good, does it?
- Tom Brady's suspension stands
- 9th
CircusCircuit Ct. of Appeals strikes again
- Pamela Geller is suing Facebook
- Stern letter from Congress
Hey, Sugar **** go make me a sammichMisogyny is now a hate crime in the U.K.
- Yes but, it doesn't taste as good as meat
- Victory regarding 4th Amendment
- Well, it's not Bob Ross or Van Gogh, butt it's in the news
- Speaking of Van Gogh, he wasn't all ears
- Genius Award
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 14, 2016 07:43 AM (UpGcq)
117 to go (190 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 07:43 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 14, 2016 07:43 AM (UpGcq)
So Donald Trump said in an interview about keeping the senate Republican, "well, it would be nice if they can do that, but I can work as an independent agent."
Yes, I'm sure majority leader Schumer will gladly support those originalist nominees to SCOTUS.
Fuck. Depressing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 07:45 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:45 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 07:46 AM (mpXpK)
Oh wait.. Mexico is gonna pay for it! Bonus!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 14, 2016 07:47 AM (UpGcq)
Kind of a long convoluted piece, but worth it to the end.
The Turkish Connection
New Ties Emerge Between Clinton And Mysterious Islamic Cleric
Read more: http://dailycaller.com#ixzz4ENn3msrX
the clinton money is flowing in from everywhere but where it should be
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:47 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lauren at July 14, 2016 07:48 AM (IHj/L)
Does that mean they'll finally go after all of the "Asians" who are attacking and assaulting women in Britain?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2016 07:48 AM (GILMl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 07:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 07:48 AM (/m8T6)
and we didn't have to use Soros' money to pay someone to fake this incident
this is real
more to come
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:49 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2016 07:49 AM (3X3ZR)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at July 14, 2016 07:49 AM (4pjhs)
if this is the piece I saw yesterday, it's got some pretty horrific pictures, so beware
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:49 AM (qCMvj)
same, CBO estimates, debt would nearly double as a percentage of GDP
over the next 30 years. "
This probably isn't good as the current Debt to GDP is running close to 100%.
Venezuela here we come!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 14, 2016 07:50 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 07:50 AM (mpXpK)
While you weren't looking, Roy Blount ( R)ebrobate, led the charge to appoint a virulent, imbecile leftist to head the Library of Congress.
Aside from the usual gang of traitors, Jeff Sessions - Jeff Sessions! - voted to elect this schmuck.
Hell, why am I bitching about Trump supporting Republicans down ticket with this shit.
To hell with the Constitution. I'm now cool with the concept of a President for life Trump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 07:52 AM (27m1/)
Drudge has an interesting headline up. But no story behind it.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2016 07:43 AM (ptqRm)
That is interesting. And understandable. Hillary's stench of incompetence and 'unintentional' lawbreaking has now overridden the necessity of lying to pollsters about intentions to vote for Trump. It could be a groundswell of epic proportions by the time Trump gets the official nod and picks a running mate. With the DNC convention a couple weeks after the RNC, it could spell a monumental headache for the democrats.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 07:53 AM (ZnIt3)
I'm surprised the new Barbie's aren't in the dump.
Mattel unveils new presidential Barbie dolls
http://www.foxla.com/news/share-this/173842126-story
all women, all the time
it's a wave
everywhere you look
clinton has the world momentum on her side
global women initiative
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:53 AM (qCMvj)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://tinyurl.com/gw2av7h
And now is a good time to roll out my plan to close Guantanamo and open a replacement facility on Martha's Vineyard powered by an offshore wind farm.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 14, 2016 07:53 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 14, 2016 07:54 AM (P8951)
it's a wave
everywhere you look
clinton has the world momentum on her side
global women initiative
The polls do not seem to be cooperating this week.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 14, 2016 07:54 AM (B+qrE)
You had me worried there. I got stock in Steel Reserve 211.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 07:54 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 07:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 14, 2016 07:54 AM (B+qrE)
I think it's the only thing that keeps her afloat, the woman card. Otherwise, if she were a xhe, it'd be all over. Just like TFG. One issue. Race. With Hillary, gender.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:57 AM (qCMvj)
It is if your goal is to push more and more people into government dependency.
Posted by: Lauren at July 14, 2016 07:57 AM (IHj/L)
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (/m8T6)
if this is the piece I saw yesterday, it's got some pretty horrific pictures, so beware
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:49 AM (qCMvj)
OMG. I'm so sorry I looked at that first thing in the morning.
And that's the sort of crap Facebook allows.
Zuckerberg is an evil man and a traitor to Jews.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (P8951)
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (/m8T6)
I already checked RCP Polling numbers. It's not there. It might be a hoax.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 07:59 AM (27m1/)
Alejandro, you were supposed to wait until after you delivered the load to down that 4 pack of 24 ouncers.
Oh Alejandro, it will be awhile for your next can of SR 211.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:01 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 14, 2016 08:01 AM (Z9pUI)
if this is the piece I saw yesterday, it's got some pretty horrific pictures, so beware
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:49 AM (qCMvj)
OMG. I'm so sorry I looked at that first thing in the morning.
And that's the sort of crap Facebook allows.
Zuckerberg is an evil man and a traitor to Jews.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (P8951)
They'll allow a picture of a butchered human being, but censor a picture of a bus ad critical of pisslam. Seems legit.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 08:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 14, 2016 08:02 AM (ZQfW9)
Jeff Sessions or Mike Pense. Please.
Pense is younger, so he'd be my first choice.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 08:03 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (P8951)
He is the next generation Soros.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2016 08:03 AM (GILMl)
No word as to if Hillary kicks off her meeting with Jebster by saying "Feel the power of the dark side Jeb..."
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:03 AM (/m8T6)
Britain's new foreign minister once said "Hilary Clinton like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital."
H/T Legal Insurrection
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:04 AM (27m1/)
They'll allow a picture of a butchered human being, but censor a picture of a bus ad critical of pisslam. Seems legit.
_______________
Facebook allowed that graphic drawing of a black thug slitting the throat of a white cop (with the cop's hands bound behind his back) to remain up on its site, despite repeated complaints about it. They said the disgusting image of a cop being murdered "does not violate our community standards."
Meanwhile, Facebook was immediately removing jokes about Hillary Clinton.
Facebook is beyond evil.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2016 08:05 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (P8951)
Cain. Esau. Or more recently Chaim Rumkowski.
Look him up and puke.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:05 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 07:58 AM (qCMvj)
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He must have got advance word of a poll yet to be released this morning.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:05 AM (/m8T6)
I find that statement particularly offensive.
Posted by: Nurse Ractched at July 14, 2016 08:06 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (0mRoj)
That would be hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (v0qEa)
Posted by: Picric at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (s0VSd)
Pense is younger, so he'd be my first choice.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 08:03 AM (ZnIt3)
As said earlier, Sessions needs to stay where he is at. Since Jim DeMint left the Senate to join Heritage get him.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (mpXpK)
Was going to say Boris Johnson, but wasn't sure he was appointed to that position.
He's a good man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:08 AM (27m1/)
*spits*
If we're still playing Fantasy VP picks, here's my entry for today: Thomas Sowell.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2016 08:09 AM (3X3ZR)
I think it's all smoke and mirrors and a circus side show.
Won't be anyone who is even rumored to get the pick.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:09 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 08:10 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2016 08:11 AM (3X3ZR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2016 08:12 AM (voOPb)
*FIRES UP SNOW MACHINE AND HEADS FOR CLEVELAND*
Posted by: Sarah P at July 14, 2016 08:12 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:12 AM (9U1OG)
2. If Trump wants to be daring he will pick a Latina; if he wants to play it safe he will pick Pence; if he's poorly advised he will pick Christie. It will be revealing however it goes.
3. Here's hoping everybody's day is as good as possible under the circumstances.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:12 AM (QlyN5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2016 08:13 AM (3X3ZR)
Also, I am looking forward to Tom Brady hoisting the Lombardi trophy once more, about seven months from now.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:13 AM (Pz4pT)
.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:13 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:13 AM (Pz4pT)
I think it's all smoke and mirrors and a circus side show.
Won't be anyone who is even rumored to get the pick.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:09 AM (WVsWD)
Sadly, it's been a circus side show for a year now.
Oh well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:14 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (0mRoj)
Must be something in the air. I got home late, fed the dogs, passed out and slept for 3 hours, and then didn't sleep at all after that. After a certain point the caffeine just doesn't do anything.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:14 AM (QlyN5)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 08:15 AM (ZnIt3)
He's a good man.
=======================
and a fine American.
Posted by: Not the IRS at July 14, 2016 08:16 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:05 AM (27m1/)
I think I recognize the name. Wasn't he a Nazi collaborator in the Warsaw (or Krakow) ghetto who was sort of a petty tyrant - until the Nazis killed him too?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 14, 2016 08:16 AM (P8951)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 14, 2016 08:16 AM (22uju)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:14 AM (QlyN5)
Ugh. No, it doesn't.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 08:17 AM (0mRoj)
*spits*
If we're still playing Fantasy VP picks, here's my entry for today: Thomas Sowell.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 14, 2016 08:09 AM (3X3ZR)
We'll never know for sure, but supposedly when Rumkowski could no longer save himself from deportation, as they were closing the door to the gas chamber, those with him beat him to death with their bare hands.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:17 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 14, 2016 08:16 AM (P8951)
Lodz ghetto. See me at 70.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:17 AM (27m1/)
Won't be anyone who is even rumored to get the pick.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:09 AM (WVsWD)
You heard it here first: Tom Tancredo!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:17 AM (Pz4pT)
You heard it here first: Tom Tancredo!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:17 AM (Pz4pT)
Tancredo'd, rested and ready?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:18 AM (27m1/)
Emphatic Trump supporter wraps entire house in American flag
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/emphatic-donald-trump-supporter-wraps-entire-house-in-american-flag/
now that they have been on the news, the crazies will come out of the woodwork
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:18 AM (qCMvj)
That would be hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (v0qEa)
For certain values of hilarious.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2016 08:19 AM (sdi6R)
Atlanta teen's "White Privilege" poem goes viral
"To be honest I am scared of what it would be like if i wasn't on the top rung, if the tables were turned, and I didn't have my white boy privilege safety blankie to protect me," Royce Mann recited at the poetry contest.
Mann's message was a plea from a 14-year-old white male going to a private school in Atlanta: let everyone share his privileges.
Wealthy little prick, with activist parents complaining about his privilege. I'd love to take the lot of them to the south side of Chicago and hear him complain about the police
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2016 08:20 AM (GILMl)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:17 AM (Pz4pT)
Tancredo'd, rested and ready?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:18 AM (27m1/)
Yeah, he kinda is. You know, I just looked him up now, because I remember him as being more of a thorn in some people's sides, but really, he wouldn't be a half bad choice.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:20 AM (Pz4pT)
One positive note, the Republican platform was released and it is solidly conservative. And that's the work of Ted Cruz and his unreleased delegates.
And speaking of totally blindsided veep picks . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:20 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 08:20 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Not the IRS at July 14, 2016 08:21 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Not the IRS at July 14, 2016 08:21 AM (/m8T6)
Anybody with two synapses to rub together knows this.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 08:22 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 08:20 AM (c6/9Q)
Y'know, after everything we've been through in the past, especially the last few presidential cycles, I really am not the slightest bit interested in polls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:22 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:22 AM (27m1/)
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Put some rum in that man's next coffee! Cheer him up a little.
Posted by: Not the IRS at July 14, 2016 08:24 AM (/m8T6)
In today's polling news, the fallout from the FBI investigation continues to hurt Clinton significantly. She might have skated on being indicted, but she is suffering greatly in the court of public opinion.
Two new polls were released yesterday that confirm what Rasmussen detected. Clinton has lost significant support in the last week, and Trump has slightly increased support.
Economist/YouGov, which I still think might be an online methodology, released their weekly poll. In one week the race went from a Clinton lead of 47-42 to a lead of 45-43.
Also CBS/NYT released their monthly poll, showing an even more dramatic change over a month. Clinton's June lead of 43-37 has been erased and it is now a 40-40 tie.
One *theory* that I have is that with 4 candidates on the ballot, it is possible that this race could be similar to the GOP primary. Trump has a very loyal plurality of voters who will stick with him through thick and thin. With the opposition to him being in such disarray, and the Democrat candidate being toxic, a 40% level of support could be enough to win.
Mind you this is only a theory based on the polling numbers. But it does address one of the issues we are seeing this year that the polls have a high level of variability in Clinton support.
Overall the RCP average is now down to Clinton +3.6%.
There were also a number of state polls released yesterday, but I haven't looked at them other than the Q poll. I do know that the others weren't nearly as bad for Clinton as the Q poll was.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 14, 2016 08:25 AM (JYSfQ)
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:25 AM (/m8T6)
past, especially the last few presidential cycles, I really am not the
slightest bit interested in polls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:22 AM (27m1/)
never seen romney or mccain lead - they were always behind - "within the margin of error). cbsnyt has djt and lying bitch tied. should be something, even for cynics....
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 08:26 AM (c6/9Q)
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And giving away secrets is a crime in the US.
...so glad we straightened everyone out.
Posted by: Another swarthy UK Islamic groomer at July 14, 2016 08:26 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:13 AM (Pz4pT)
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I love my hash. A more apt 5-letter description of San Francisco could never be found!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2016 08:28 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 08:22 AM (0mRoj)
===========================
While I was aiming for mild sarcasm, I do want to point out the President evidently thinks most of America doesn't have two synapses to rub together.
Or rather, he thinks the press doesn't since he's obviously trying to create a dominant narrative in the MSM rather than talk actual facts.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:29 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: S. Hannity at July 14, 2016 08:30 AM (pu2lG)
Trump only needs 270 electoral votes to become President.
Hillary needs 270 votes and to stay out of prison.
Hillary is ahead so far.
Posted by: Roy at July 14, 2016 08:31 AM (VndSC)
Those mythbuster guys should test this.
Get two 18 yr old kids, release them in Chicago
and see who comes back first with a Glock or a book
I mean, the Left is all about science and data right ?
Posted by: McCool at July 14, 2016 08:31 AM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 14, 2016 08:31 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 08:33 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: S. Hannity at July 14, 2016 08:30 AM (pu2lG)
strangely, krauthammer said newt was probably the best pick in so many words - in purely analytical terms. Said Pence wouldn't bring anything to the table, would basically not move any votes either way (or pick up new votes imho).
Newt would be good strictly for his talking and counterpoint, counterpunch abilities.
Trump and Newt are the "showbiz" picks. It just might seep into the tiny minds of tiny information voters.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:34 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:35 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 14, 2016 08:25 AM (JYSfQ)
getting voters to vote is the only true challenge, and the only way to win
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (9U1OG)
Morning Dave. I appreciate all the polling info.
Question about polls work in general. How long would we expect it to take for polls to completely register the reaction from any one event (in particular Hillary's non-indictment over email)? Presumably a poll takes place over some period of time, so polls released that day wouldn't account for it. Would a week be enough time? Two weeks? How long until we can say that polls released definitely account for all the fallout?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (KUaJL)
That would be a great place to keep the #never***** on ice.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:38 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: Not the IRS at July 14, 2016 08:24 AM (/m8T6)
Forget the coffee; make me a dark and stormy with Gosling's.
Anyway, I'm not depressed about polls. They generally lie. Or, a better analogy is a giant steaming turd where people pick at it to find that one intact kernel of corn.
Waste of time. Just win the damn election.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:38 AM (27m1/)
This is a really interesting process to watch and the Democrats, with their monolithic thinking, their 70 year old leadership, their tyranny-loving administration, and their complete lack of intelligent backbenchers, ought to be really worried.
Lord only knows what being "Republican" is coming to mean, but one thing is certain: the GOP is at least trying to change. The Democrats are just dying on the vine.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:38 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:38 AM (9U1OG)
On a Trump/Newt moonbase?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:38 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2016 08:28 AM (EZebt)
That's pretty good! I had one on my phone once, I am not lying, started with an f, u, k, u, and something else I don't recall, but had no effect on the rest of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:39 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 08:39 AM (mpXpK)
That would be hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (v0qEa)
this has to be a joke
or, big time tv time trolling for free pr
the hatred towards the Bush's from the left is still on fire...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:39 AM (qCMvj)
Those mythbuster guys should test this.
Get two 18 yr old kids, release them in Chicago
and see who comes back first with a Glock or a book
I mean, the Left is all about science and data right ?
Replace Glock with 8 ball of heroin.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:39 AM (v0qEa)
This is one of the rare occasions when I agree with Chicago Jesus.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (9U1OG)
You mean, his head didn't explode when Ted "instantly" accepted his invite to speak at the convention?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:40 AM (27m1/)
That would be a great place to keep the #never***** on ice.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (WVsWD)
You could stash a lot of embarrassing shit on a moon base: dead alien pilots, captured spies, ancient artifacts, anything that you wouldn't want to escape and/or get stolen. Great place for a high-security prison too -- where are they going to escape to?
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:40 AM (QlyN5)
Krauthammer giving advice about Trump? Now that there is chutzpah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:35 AM (27m1/)
Spinning in circles?
Yes, I denounce myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2016 08:40 AM (voOPb)
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My son just had his first Dark and Stormy this past weekend here at the house. We have made another convert, I can sure report! He loved it.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:40 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (v0qEa)
It would actually attract people who like to see middle-aged white beta-males get politically pegged. And yes, that would be hilarious.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:41 AM (Bdeb0)
As a special treat to myself, I didn't shave this morning. I could have, but I spent the night at a relative's house, came home this morning with everything up and running (including my alarm), but I'm using the outage as an excuse anyway.
I'm a honey badger. I don't care!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:42 AM (Pz4pT)
Groot can get them out.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:42 AM (v0qEa)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 08:36 AM (c6/9Q)
I expect President Scum to issue some sort of blanket pardon before noon on January 20th, if she wins. Maybe not so much if she loses.
Can a president pardon him/herself???? If that is the case, then the nation really is lost.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:42 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:42 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (v0qEa)
It would actually attract people who like to see middle-aged white beta-males get politically pegged. And yes, that would be hilarious.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Oh, how I hate you for putting that image in my head.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:42 AM (QlyN5)
Anyway, I'm not depressed about polls. They generally lie. Or, a better analogy is a giant steaming turd where people pick at it to find that one intact kernel of corn. "
I wish you weren't so cheery in the mornings.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (Z9pUI)
Your mind goes to weird, interesting places. Thanks for that.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (Bdeb0)
106
103 Moon would also be a nice place to put the BLM's too.
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:38 AM (9U1OG)
On a Trump/Newt moonbase?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:38 AM (27m1/)
I'll say this much, the R and D necessary to develop Magic Scalp Weasel spacesuits will provide one hell of an economic boost....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (LuZz8)
Yes, I denounce myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2016 08:40 AM (voOPb)
"All . . . my . . . friends,
love a lowrider.
The low . . . ri- . . . der,
is a little go-er."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (NeFrd)
Atlanta teen's "White Privilege" poem goes viral
o'reilly highlighted this in one of his segments
everyone knows the kid didn't write it
so now we have "poem" contests in elite private schools, where the parents are brainwashing, and advocating the hard left by doing their kid's work, and them making him go out there and do this
poor kid, really
what will he grow up to be? violent?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (0O7c5)
That would be hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:07 AM (v0qEa)
this has to be a joke
or, big time tv time trolling for free pr
the hatred towards the Bush's from the left is still on fire...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:39 AM (qCMvj)
I would be pleased if Jeb was her pick. We want the GOPe smashed? What better way to burn it to the ground than the Poster Child of the GOPe joining the forces of the tyrannical, evil, criminal, greedy, lying bitch Hillary?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (Z9pUI
I'm the Oscar Levant of the HQ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:45 AM (9U1OG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (0O7c5)
Dentists.
Paging NGU!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:45 AM (27m1/)
======================
So, you're thinking Huma?
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 08:45 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:42 AM (27m1/)
There are only two limitations for pardons (1) It is only applicable to federal crimes and (2) Impeachment is not subject to a Presidential pardon or veto.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 08:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:35 AM (27m1/)
he was asked, so it was purely analytical, he stated
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:45 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (NeFrd)
Well, Barney Frank isn't doing anything overtly political and they would have the same breast size, so why not.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:46 AM (QlyN5)
"All . . . my . . . friends,
love a lowrider.
The low . . . ri- . . . der,
is a little go-er."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (27m1/)
Double denouncement.
I chuckled out loud at that one. Thanks J.J.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2016 08:46 AM (voOPb)
poor kid, really
what will he grow up to be? violent?
Tranny.
Then suicide out by 21.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 08:46 AM (v0qEa)
JJ, don't you have to be convicted of something first before you can be pardoned?
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (9U1OG)
No
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 08:46 AM (mpXpK)
Yes. Yeb, in an overstuffed metal bikini, on a silver chain held by Clinton the Hutt. Hmm.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Your mind goes to weird, interesting places. Thanks for that.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (Bdeb0)
It's mostly insomnia and high-functioning Asperger's Syndrome, but you're welcome.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (QlyN5)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (9U1OG)
No. Ford issued a blanket pardon for Nixon when he resigned for any crimes he may have committed.
That was a bit odd and shady in my opinion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (27m1/)
Unless it's a lesbian. Then we're talking "historic fists".
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Damiano at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (71OEY)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2016 08:42 AM (Pz4pT)
time to grab a yogurt...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (qCMvj)
Uh...Lindsey Graham? He might be a little too openly gay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2016 08:48 AM (Zu3d9)
I chuckled out loud at that one. Thanks J.J.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2016 08:46 AM (voOPb)
I was going to say something about zoot-suits and metal flake paint jobs but that'd be overkill.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:48 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:49 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 08:44 AM (NeFrd)
Uh...Lindsey Graham? He might be a little too openly gay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 14, 2016 08:48 AM (Zu3d9)
It would be a good way to get his sorry RINO ass out of the Senate and into a useless job.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 08:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:35 AM (27m1/)
he was asked, so it was purely analytical, he stated
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 14, 2016 08:45 AM (qCMvj)
I don't have cable. And if I did, I would NOT be watching any news channel. Ever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:50 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (27m1/)
Agreed; just slightly less odd and shady than Ford's foreign policy, which Ford might've suspected would be trashed by ex-Nixon, if Nixon didn't get the pardon--recall that Kissinger had a *much* longer leash under Ford...
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:50 AM (Bdeb0)
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It doesn't take that long, but you have to account for some time delays.
1) The issue has to enter the public consciousness and be digested. Depending on media attention, this can take a day or a week. Think of this as the Facebook discussion period. In the case of Clinton this happened on a Monday and the media covered it immediately, so it was fully priced into people's opinions by Friday.
2) Next you have the polling period. Polls are generally not conducted over a single day, they run for 3 to 5 days. An event needs to be fully priced in at the start of the polling period.
3) Finally you have the release delay. Polls might not be publicly released for a few days after the poll is completed.
Generally it takes at least a week to get a true view of how the public is reacting to an event, and then another week for a poll to accurately report it. Other things can delay the effect like competing news stories or a holiday weekend where no one is paying attention.
I think there might still be some damage to Clinton that isn't yet showing up in the polls. Polls released next week should have the FBI investigation fully priced in, but they will also be starting to reflect anything related to Dallas and BLM too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 14, 2016 08:50 AM (7Ndl+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:49 AM (WVsWD)
Jeez, you'd think the Dept. of Ed. and the Ag. Dept. would be all over this for Federal budgeting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:51 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2016 08:52 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jaimo at July 14, 2016 08:43 AM (9U1OG)
===
I believe that Pres. Ford issued a pardon of Pres. Nixon even though he had not been convicted of any crime. The pardon stopped what was a continuing investigation.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2016 08:52 AM (EZebt)
https://www.facebook.com/events/1823950824492963/
Posted by: omaniphil at July 14, 2016 08:53 AM (52L6p)
Trump/Schwarzenegger
vs.
Clinton/Schwarzenegger
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 08:53 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:47 AM (27m1/)
Agreed; just slightly less odd and shady than Ford's foreign policy, which Ford might've suspected would be trashed by ex-Nixon, if Nixon didn't get the pardon--recall that Kissinger had a *much* longer leash under Ford...
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 08:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Ford couldn't do much because of the Democrat controlled congress. Southeast Asia became a mass grave thanks to said Democrats' treachery but the rest of the world remained relatively calm between 8/74 and 1/77, IIRC. The usual PLO, Red Brigade, FALN, FARC terrorism crap notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:54 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 14, 2016 08:50 AM (7Ndl+)
Of course, you have to take into account the fact that most polls are just plain inaccurate, to begin with.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 14, 2016 08:54 AM (zc3Db)
Like I said, it's a long layover.
Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2016 08:54 AM (6oDGm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:51 AM (27m1/)
This is going on in Africa do I think the department of selling secrets should also be involved.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:54 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 14, 2016 08:54 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 14, 2016 08:54 AM (Z9pUI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:55 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:55 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:56 AM (WVsWD)
Clinton will pick Joy Beowulf Behar or Whoopie Pie.
Hell - she can pick Oprah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:55 AM (27m1/)
"You get a bribe and you get a bribe and everybody gets a bribe!"
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 08:56 AM (QlyN5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Not natural born. Unless you consider him being dropped on his head after departing the womb natural.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 08:56 AM (ZnIt3)
https://www.facebook.com/events/1823950824492963/
Posted by: omaniphil at July 14, 2016 08:53 AM (52L6p)
Considering the threat of violence, do you think that's wise? Unless it is miles away from the convention site.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:57 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: TfG at July 14, 2016 08:57 AM (nSThB)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at July 14, 2016 08:58 AM (BDZWU)
The cops picked up the tab for that jerk couple? Not as feel-good as if the couple had gone out to their car, found it broken into, and come screaming back in for the cops to help them.
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 08:58 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: TfG at July 14, 2016 08:57 AM (nSThB)
Abortion and Labor do not go together.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:58 AM (27m1/)
You can get a Bachelor's in Cow Butt Painting at any accredited university for an average cost of $200,000.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 14, 2016 08:58 AM (B+qrE)
I've been getting Trump e-mails from, of all senders, the RNC.
What's THAT about???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:58 AM (27m1/)
Would this, coincidently, be the same number of countries that his Muslim Brotherhood is involved in?
Posted by: t-bird at July 14, 2016 08:59 AM (6oDGm)
http://bit.ly/29xHQDh
My favorite part is the "Donate $1" button at the bottom, a transparent attempt to lower the size of their average donation and appeal to bernouts.
Posted by: Phone of kari at July 14, 2016 08:59 AM (FrpSj)
Welcome to the 'mouse house...
"news" channels free since, well, forever.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 08:59 AM (C9pBZ)
The cops picked up the tab for that jerk couple? Not as feel-good as if the couple had gone out to their car, found it broken into, and come screaming back in for the cops to help them.
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 08:58 AM (pC96u)
That story was a bit puzzling, since the last line was that as the couple walked to their car they were "chuckling" about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:00 AM (27m1/)
True; but most of the DoS stuff done by Kissinger effectively bootlegged that impediment; they routinely 'fast-tracked' negotiations with Rhodesia, East Timor, etc. to pre-empt congressional sanction.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:00 AM (Bdeb0)
'Perhaps more troubling for Clinton is that she now trails by 17 points among white voters after the murder last week of five white policemen in Dallas which Trump has attributed to anti-police rhetoric by President Obama, Clinton and others. This is a noticeably wider gap than we have seen previously, while her support among black and other minority voters remains unchanged.'
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 09:00 AM (ZnIt3)
Fighting snuff films with more snuff films doesn't seem like a good way to go...
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 09:01 AM (/m8T6)
I was in high school and really only remember the big stuff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:01 AM (27m1/)
That poll on Drudge's headline is Rasmussen.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 08:56 AM (WVsWD)
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Take heart. Her RealClearPolitics average sinks a bit every day, like the ocean waters in an age of global climate stasis.
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:03 AM (pC96u)
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Polls aren't inaccurate, the problem is that people try to use them to predict the future. That isn't what they are telling you. They are providing a statistically relevant view of the public opinion at the current time. They are also each shaped by the subsample breakdowns and the methodology.
This is why I try very hard to not pick one poll and try to use it as evidence that one person is winning. This is something Ace does, and he makes himself crazy doing it. Allah is worse, because he uses the polls as confirmation bias. Anything that confirms his opinion is "solid" and anything that doesn't is "a blip in time".
Polling series, IMO, is a much better indicator. How the trend lines look over time within a single poll. That way you avoid the problems of trying to evaluate against competing methodologies.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 14, 2016 09:03 AM (7Ndl+)
her support among black and other minority voters remains unchanged.'
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 09:00 AM (ZnIt3)
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It hasn't gone up? Maxed out?
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:04 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 09:04 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Punk at July 14, 2016 09:05 AM (wEwFX)
Posted by: Punk at July 14, 2016 09:05 AM (wEwFX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:05 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Punk at July 14, 2016 09:05 AM (wEwFX)
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:03 AM (pC96u)
I've been on the Trump Train since Scott Walker decided that CoC money was more important than getting people to vote for him.
I have Heart. I'm riding the Train to the end.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 09:06 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 09:04 AM (WVsWD)
No.
They will claim the Hillary defense
We didn't know it was a crime.
Plus our child rapist founder said it was ok to do
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 14, 2016 09:07 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 14, 2016 09:08 AM (pu2lG)
List of RNC speakers over at Spectator.
Notably absent: MIKE PENCE.
http://spectator.org/the-list-of-republican-convention-speakers/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:08 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 09:06 AM (WVsWD)
See me at #191
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:09 AM (27m1/)
Only if one believes "statistics" to mean "whatever we want it to".
Higher mathematics is to "polling" and other guesswork as astrology is to astronomy.
Predicting what a human will do based on what a human will say is a fool's errand, nothing more.
Makes for fun barstool arguments, though.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 09:09 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 09:09 AM (c6/9Q)
Most polls are inaccurate. Polling companies make up the sorts of samples they think are "random" but pretty much all of that is just voodoo. And that doesn't take into account whether the people polled actually tell the pollsters the truth.
Polling is a lot of witchcraft that parades as statistics using "random samples" that are part of each polling companies "secret recipe". ANd then there are the problems of the questions the companies use. Again, these usually serve to introduce inaccuracies - and that happens intentionally and unintentionally. It's part of the characteristic of human language.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 14, 2016 09:09 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: WeBoned! at July 14, 2016 09:10 AM (SOVQ8)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:10 AM (v0qEa)
Posted by: Jackal at July 14, 2016 09:10 AM (NiR1r)
"Woman Decapitated During Sex by Passing Train."
Hobo sex.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:10 AM (v0qEa)
The train whistle reportedly made a sound like "IIIIIKEEEEELLLLLYOUUUUUU!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:11 AM (27m1/)
That story was a bit puzzling, since the last line was that as the couple walked to their car they were "chuckling" about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:00 AM (27m1/)
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Sounds like a Clintonian chuckle to me.
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:11 AM (pC96u)
Sure. Now here, hold this head...
What, beheading folks on the street is a crime in the UK too? Who knew?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 09:12 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 09:12 AM (WVsWD)
Weird story of the day:
"Woman Decapitated During Sex by Passing Train."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:05 AM (27m1/)
Trains going in a tunnel is supposed to be symbolic of sex. You're not supposed to take that literally.
Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2016 09:12 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at July 14, 2016 09:14 AM (B48dK)
"Woman Decapitated During Sex by Passing Train."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:05 AM (27m1/)
Trains going in a tunnel is supposed to be symbolic of sex. You're not supposed to take that literally.
Well, I don't want to toot my own horn, but .........
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:14 AM (v0qEa)
"Oft evil will evil mar."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2016 09:16 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 09:16 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:16 AM (SlZ5B)
What most people do not understand about polls are those weighting numbers. When they give them they say numbers like 55% Democrat 30% Republican and 15% Independent. That doesn't mean the that is what the sampling results were. That means they used that ratio create the fudge factor to "normalize" the poll.
If they do not give the number it means that it is so biased they are embarrassed to admit it. That is why university and news polls are so bad.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 09:17 AM (mpXpK)
The phrasing is a bit awkward. You could almost read this as indicating her sexual activity involved the passing train.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:17 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:18 AM (27m1/)
I'm thinking the real big money is going to be in the next logical step. Maybe we could get a Kickstarter going:
Teach cows to walk backwards.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 09:18 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2016 09:18 AM (2cS/G)
http://tinyurl.com/h735pm4
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:16 AM (SlZ5B)
The poster girl for "never stick your dick in crazy."
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:18 AM (0mRoj)
The phrasing is a bit awkward. You could almost read this as indicating her sexual activity involved the passing train.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:17 AM (0mRoj)
Piston-lingus, diesel-atio?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:19 AM (27m1/)
Imagine Christiane Amanpour asking some "when did Trump quit beating his wife" type question of him.
Hmmm.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: vivi at July 14, 2016 09:19 AM (11H2y)
She was doing it after they were dead.
Ride em Vaquera!!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 09:20 AM (WVsWD)
The phrasing is a bit awkward. You could almost read this as indicating her sexual activity involved the passing train.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:17 AM (0mRoj)
Piston-lingus, diesel-atio?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:19 AM (27m1/)
These days I wouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:20 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (SlZ5B)
The cops picked up the tab for that jerk couple? Not as feel-good as if the couple had gone out to their car, found it broken into, and come screaming back in for the cops to help them.
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 08:58 AM (pC96u)
That story was a bit puzzling, since the last line was that as the couple walked to their car they were "chuckling" about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:00 AM (27m1/)
Rewarding assholes for being assholes is not smart strategy, as zombie Neville Chamberlain could tell you.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (u0lmX)
She was doing it after they were dead.
Ride em Vaquera!!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 14, 2016 09:20 AM (WVsWD)
Yeah, I really don't want to know the mechanics of her alleged necrophilia.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (NeFrd)
The dateline of that story was like Siberia or Irkutsk, one of those places on the Risk board.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:22 AM (27m1/)
Notably absent: MIKE TYSON.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Story Time with Uncle Harry at July 14, 2016 09:23 AM (iU9Qe)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (0mRoj)
Elizabeth Dole can tell you all about necrophilia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:23 AM (27m1/)
Hey, so she's got some history and baggage - who doesn't?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (SlZ5B)
Sure, let's go with that. All yours, buddy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:23 AM (0mRoj)
Click here to see the Clinton campaign make the case for the Republican in a way nobody else could
http://bit.ly/29xHQDh
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Gee, it's as if Hillary's giggling and condescending was all misguided. As if the sound of a coming train is drowning it all out. And she's tied to the tracks.
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:23 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:24 AM (27m1/)
Notably absent: MIKE TYSON.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:22 AM (Bdeb0)
I'm gonna vote tho hawd!
Posted by: Mike Tython at July 14, 2016 09:24 AM (0mRoj)
*****
Too bad nobody can figure out a way to reverse engineer that.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 09:25 AM (NeFrd)
Pump up the Volume!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 09:25 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 14, 2016 09:21 AM (u0lmX)
I read an article the other day (forget where) that said Chamberlain gets an unfair reputation for caving to Hitler. It said that Great Britain had been so devastated by WWI, particularly the battle of Somme, that he really could not do anything else in an attempt to avoid another war.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 09:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:23 AM (pC96u)
See me at #191.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:25 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 09:25 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:26 AM (Bdeb0)
http://tinyurl.com/h735pm4
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:16 AM (SlZ5B)
That chick is whack!
Posted by: The Joker at July 14, 2016 09:26 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: vivi at July 14, 2016 09:19 AM (11H2y)
Oh, yes, he would be.
Milo would be even better, but there's that small detail of him not being a US citizen..
Actually, listening to ace's podcasts, I'd have to say the ewok would be a really awesome press secretary as well.
Ewok comes out to the podium growling to himself, with a bandaged eye. Reporter asks brain-dead question.
Ace: WTF! I mean, what the f'ing F kind of f'ing question is that?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 14, 2016 09:26 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 09:26 AM (C9pBZ)
Heh....and we all know guys who would probably do that, don't we?
It is amazing the way evil just creeps in.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:26 AM (SlZ5B)
From what I have gathered, he is viewed as rather vanilla. If so, I don't know if that really helps Trump.
Trump has made his bones during this election being an attack dog, and he's done a bang up job of it. My concern is, now that we are in general election time, he may be better served by becoming more "presidential" (for lack of a better term) in order to appeal to the masses. I'm not saying he needs to become all Scott-Walker-in-the-primaries-esque, but perhaps a little more above the fray. He can't do that though unless he has someone on the under card that can keep the attacks going...ala Newt or, even as distasteful as he is on so many levels, Captain Foopah of New Jersey. Either one of those two allow him the ability and time to help alleviate one of the biggest concerns, his "tone", that has been voiced by those who don't want to vote for him, while at the same time having a surrogate that can prosecute the opposition with the best of them.
Dunno...just my 37,000 pesos worth.
Posted by: ajmojo at July 14, 2016 09:28 AM (1H9ox)
Heh....and we all know guys who would probably do that, don't we?
It is amazing the way evil just creeps in.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:26 AM (SlZ5B)
No doubt. And I fully expect her to get fan mail, love letters and proposals of marriage while she's in prison.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:28 AM (0mRoj)
Get used to it Nate. This is a different election. Candy Crowley won't win any debates for you this time around.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 09:28 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:23 AM (pC96u)
You don't raise money claiming all is well; to get the big bucks you have to sow a little bit of panic and claim that for a little extra we can win. And Hillary knows how to corral those dollars.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2016 09:28 AM (hLRSq)
Notably absent: MIKE TYSON.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Didn't want him to babble something about Melania's magic puthy.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 09:28 AM (QlyN5)
Understandable, especially in the sense that he envisioned trench warfare stalemates instead of wars of maneuver and blitzkrieg.
Beyond the tactics, etc. you had people like Churchill who knew early on that Hitler had to be confronted. And that's the real comparison. Peace at any price only results in just the opposite.
But I will agree that Chamberlain was a decent man. And just before he died he admitted his failing in dealing with Hitler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:29 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: patient lion paiently lying in wait in the savannah at July 14, 2016 09:29 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 14, 2016 09:29 AM (9jUEB)
Posted by: The Joker at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (iONHu)
He was some sort of radio personality for a while, so I assume he's not completely lacking in communication skills.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 09:25 AM (mpXpK)
Well, I believe that was also the French rationale for avoiding war - they suffered as many losses as the Brits did in WWI and nobody cuts the French any slack. Eventually the Brits under Churchill realized they had to step up to the plate.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (u0lmX)
Trump Administration Press Secretary Mike Ditka.
NEXT QUESTION!
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: josephistan at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (7HtZB)
If Pence is the VP pick it might be a bit awkward to have Tyson speaking. Indiana is where he was convicted of rape.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2016 09:31 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 09:31 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 09:25 AM (mpXpK)
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While we're here, Vic, a big thanks for your links in the ONT. I check them out every morning before I come here.
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:31 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:31 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2016 09:31 AM (VdICR)
http://tinyurl.com/hb2o47z
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 09:31 AM (/m8T6)
The phrasing is a bit awkward. You could almost read this as indicating her sexual activity involved the passing train.
That's the way I took it. Figured they were drunk or drugged, got frisky on the tracks, didn't pay attention and, whoops!
Her "O" caused her to lose her mind!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (v0qEa)
Then see who gets shot by the cops the most.
Posted by: Bruce at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (8ikIW)
for avoiding war - they suffered as many losses as the Brits did in WWI
and nobody cuts the French any slack. Eventually the Brits under
Churchill realized they had to step up to the plate.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (u0lmX)
Not too many people are cutting Chamberlain any slack either.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (C9pBZ)
I was being facetious, but a showdown between Tyson and the white guy that nobody knows or cares about on stage would be...watchable.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: The Joker at July 14, 2016 09:30 AM (7HtZB)
Compare and contrast with the article on the ONT about the complete fuck-up of the Iranian/USN boat incident.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:33 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: iforgot at July 14, 2016 09:31 AM (pC96u)
Thank you. I just wish we had somebody to post the EMT on weekdays too.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 09:33 AM (mpXpK)
The vice presidential selection is to unify the party by bringing different factions together or provide something that the presidential candidate does not have. This year it is to unite the insurgents and the establishment so look for a vice presidential candidate that will provide some reassurance to the establishment that the insurgents aren't going to go too, too weird.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2016 09:33 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: impatient lion no longer paiently lying in wait in the savannah at July 14, 2016 09:33 AM (NeFrd)
Ah, my bad. Yea, it would be like watching a slow motion car wreck.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2016 09:34 AM (/tuJf)
She's an extreme case of the old joke about Mexican women, which I know, from experience, to be true:
She'll slap your face, key your car, slash your tires, throw all your stuff in the front yard and set it on fire, and still have dinner on the table when you get home.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:34 AM (SlZ5B)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:35 AM (0mRoj)
(author of almost-banned Ctrl-Alt-Revolt)
check my nic for the link
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:33 AM (7lVbc)
It sounds like "The Producers."
Almost 30 years in show-biz and I've been there and done that. Except win an Oscar or be boffo at the box office. Always hopeful, and that's the trap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:36 AM (27m1/)
She's an extreme case of the old joke about Mexican women, which I know, from experience, to be true:
She'll slap your face, key your car, slash your tires, throw all your stuff in the front yard and set it on fire, and still have dinner on the table when you get home.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 14, 2016 09:34 AM (SlZ5B)
The terrible thing is that the hitwoman is extremely, well, hittable. I mean, in a "cute but creepy Mexican chick" kind of way.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 14, 2016 09:36 AM (QlyN5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 09:36 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (27m1/)
The command for that USN small boat unit was cashiered.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2016 09:37 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 09:38 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (v0qEa)
Literally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:38 AM (27m1/)
Almost 30 years in show-biz and I've been there and done that. Except win an Oscar or be boffo at the box office. Always hopeful, and that's the trap.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:36 AM (27m1/)
He posted in a closed FB group that after he got outed as a "Hitler" (you know, the thing about his previous book being possibly critical of abortion) most of his former indy writer friends have abandoned him.
He's actually a working actor - I did not notice that in his bio before. Must be hell to be outed as a wrongthinker in Commiewood.
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:39 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:32 AM (v0qEa)
Literally."
Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 14, 2016 09:39 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: IP at July 14, 2016 09:39 AM (Fol9S)
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:40 AM (7lVbc)
IIRC, and I do, Tyson told a heckler during a press conference that he'd "fuck [him] in the ass until [he] loved [Tyson.]"
Tyson fascinates me. He's barely literate, it's clear he's feral, and yet he seems to defy--ably, and repeatedly--Francis Scott Fitzgerald's maxim about second acts in American lives...
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Give me some juice and 30 minutes.
Of course that was 40 years ago
Posted by: Bruce at July 14, 2016 09:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 09:41 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 09:42 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:40 AM (7lVbc)
Sending you a note on your website.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:42 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 14, 2016 09:42 AM (1H9ox)
Look him up and puke.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 08:05 AM (27m1/)
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I have mixed feelings. Sure he and his entourage got fat while everyone else starved to death. And yes I heard the kiddy diddling stories. Cant explain those away. But the worse act which I find chilling is the Give Me Your Children speech. And for that I can only thank God I did not live during those times.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2016 09:42 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2016 09:42 AM (zLDYs)
Bottomin' is hard.
Posted by: General Zod at July 14, 2016 09:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 09:43 AM (NeFrd)
https://twitter.com/BookHorde/status/753580955563098112
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:44 AM (7lVbc)
So, calling out BLM for their bullshit is now a hate crime, too. It may not be in a court of law but we are now a nation of kangaroo courts.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2016 09:44 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lion in the savannah at July 14, 2016 09:46 AM (NeFrd)
Compare and contrast with Adam Czerniakow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Czerniaków
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:46 AM (27m1/)
https://youtu.be/Nq1M0MEB-W4
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 14, 2016 09:47 AM (9krrF)
So, calling out BLM for their bullshit is now a hate crime, too. It may not be in a court of law but we are now a nation of kangaroo courts.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2016 09:44 AM (iQIUe)
2-3 more like Ruth Baader-Meinhoff and your tongue will be cut out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:47 AM (27m1/)
You think if you painted eyes on your pets asses they wouldnt sneak attack each other? Sometimes they can be brutal.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2016 09:47 AM (iQIUe)
Hey Val, look at this headline! Can we get a painter to come into the oval office to paint my butt cheeks?
That way, when I'm talking to the American people, they'll think I'm looking at them!
Posted by: Barry at July 14, 2016 09:47 AM (5xDis)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 14, 2016 09:42 AM (1H9ox)
You want fun? How about Smittie of Twitter "sugartits" fame as press secretary. Now that promises to entertain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:49 AM (27m1/)
The implication they are trying to establish is there must be some number of mass killings or child murders that will finally persuade those awful Republicans to abandon the NRA.
I'd ask in response "what will it take to get Democrats to defend the Bill of Rights?, because- after all - an attack on the second amendment uses exactly the same reasoning as an attack on any other. Like the Fourth Amendment, Democrats? Well, you should defend gun rights to the last.
The truth is, of course, that you cannot persuade Democrats. They are immune from shame. They are ideologues advocating tyranny, and the press is their handmaiden.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2016 09:49 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
You painted eyes on her ass?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:49 AM (v0qEa)
It brought out the best and the worst in people, whether you were inside or outside the barbed wire. I've heard firsthand accounts, so let's just leave it at that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:50 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
He could probably work 'Kuntpunch" into the answers
Posted by: Bruce at July 14, 2016 09:50 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 14, 2016 09:50 AM (tGmdn)
Savannah drive by?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:50 AM (v0qEa)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2016 09:51 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2016 09:51 AM (iQIUe)
You painted eyes on her ass?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:49 AM (v0qEa)
Somewhere, a lurking Billy Idol is smelling a comeback . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:51 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2016 09:52 AM (gyKtp)
All the reporters would have to download a dictionary app.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 14, 2016 09:52 AM (tGmdn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2016 09:52 AM (gyKtp)
Chuckled at that one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:53 AM (27m1/)
Hey! J. J., I saw him a couple of years ago and he still puts on a good show.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2016 09:53 AM (gyKtp)
--
Isn't Ivanka going to be in charge of the Trump empire if/while he's POTUS?
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:53 AM (7lVbc)
You painted eyes on her ass?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 14, 2016 09:49 AM (v0qEa)
Somewhere, a lurking Billy Idol is smelling a comeback . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:51 AM (27m1/)
Eyes Without an Ass?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:53 AM (0mRoj)
Hey! J. J., I saw him a couple of years ago and he still puts on a good show.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2016 09:53 AM (gyKtp)
First heard him in '78 or '79 with his group Generation X on a tune "Ready, Steady, Go." Made my pick of the week for our college radio station.
He owes it all to me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:54 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:55 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: IC at July 14, 2016 09:55 AM (KTFfX)
Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2016 09:53 AM (7lVbc)
Considering his track record with wives, do you think he'd sign it all over to his spouse?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:56 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: IP at July 14, 2016 09:56 AM (Fol9S)
all three of his children - that is what he said. does not need blind trust - has successors.
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2016 09:56 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2016 09:53 AM (0mRoj)
"Now I know you're not the only chocolate starfish in the sea,
If I never see your ass again, it's all the same to me,
And I think it's gonna be alright,
Yes, the worst is over now,
The morning sun is shining - I think I see your balls."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:57 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 14, 2016 09:58 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 14, 2016 09:59 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:59 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2016 09:46 AM (27m1/)
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By committing suicide, Czzerniakow abandoned those people though I cant say I wouldnt have done the same. That's why I am thankful I have never been forced to make such terrible choices that were force upon people then.
I think the leaders should have informed everyone that the nazis were shipping them to death camps. People shd have been able to decide what was best for themselves and their families.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2016 09:59 AM (iQIUe)
...
With Trump and Smittie behind the keyboards our Twitter army will be an unstoppable force! We can finally start winning the #diplomacy wars that Obama has waged so ineptly.
#bringbackour(insertlatestoutragehere)
Posted by: ajmojo at July 14, 2016 10:00 AM (1H9ox)
Cownan O'Brien
Mary Tyler Moo-er
Ernest Bov-gnine
Helen Guernsey Brown
Rod Steer-ger
It'll be comedy gold, Jerry!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 14, 2016 10:01 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 14, 2016 10:01 AM (WKWZ5)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 14, 2016 10:08 AM (tGmdn)
Posted by: Jackal at July 14, 2016 10:20 AM (Lyh9/)
Reasoning. *scoff*
You don't counter an emotional argument with reason. That's guarantee failure. You say something like...
"You must want women to be raped and murdered. Firearms make any woman equal to any attacker, no matter how big he is. Why are you so anti-women?"
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2016 10:20 AM (hLRSq)
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