Mark Levin Trashes Obama's Hyperpartisan "Funeral Speech"

Very satisfying. The second video is better.

AllahPundit makes a good point: All the speakers at the funeral have political opinions -- many antagonistic to Black Lives Matter.

All of the cops have political opinions. Again, many antagonistic to Black Lives Matter.

None of them offered their political opinions.

Only one man did. At what was supposedly a funeral memorial for a specific murder victim.

Only one slinky-assed cocksucker decided to give a campaign rally at a man's funeral.

Posted by: Ace at 08:21 PM




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1 It was awesome.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:21 PM (Lsu4e)

2 Well oh well

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 08:21 PM (BO/km)

3 I heard there was flame dancing here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 08:21 PM (rwI+c)

4 I need to listen.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:22 PM (9ym/8)

5
Damn.

And the AoS clock is right!

Doesn't feel right.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 08:22 PM (b6CU6)

6 how many times did Obama demand we let him be clear?

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2016 08:23 PM (pCXC+)

7 Levin trashed Obama's speech an also gave the speech Obama should have delivered.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:23 PM (Lsu4e)

8 Mainstream types apparently liked it. They can see the emperor's clothes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

9 Obama's speech? He mentions himself 45 times.



It's all about him.



http://tinyurl.com/hllk3ej

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 08:24 PM (F1iXz)

10 Don't listen to Levin.

Come over here and rub grannies feet!

*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough hacccckkkkk!!*

Posted by: Hillary! at July 12, 2016 08:24 PM (WVsWD)

11 It is who he is.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

12 Finally. Thanks Mark.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 08:24 PM (KtcMg)

13 Utterly Classless.

Posted by: Paul Wellstone at July 12, 2016 08:25 PM (fC9RO)

14 I come not to bury Caesar, but to praise single payer healthcare.

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2016 08:25 PM (pCXC+)

15 He's got to be who he is. Too bad that is a massive flaming douche bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 08:25 PM (3ZoRf)

16
Ace, we were discussing Alfred Hitchcock films below. If you're a fan or a hater, maybe someday you can post your picks.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 08:26 PM (b6CU6)

17 Stay classy Barry...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2016 08:27 PM (vBeA5)

18 Ace, it wasn't a "man's funeral," it was for five dead men.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:27 PM (1ZOkK)

19 7 Levin trashed Obama's speech an also gave the speech Obama should have delivered.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:23 PM (Lsu4e)


I missed the trashing, but I heard that part.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

20
Only one slinky-assed cocksucker










And my campaign to mainstream the term "cocksucker" in reference to the fucking commies is complete......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:28 PM (LuZz8)

21 He's beneath my contempt.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 08:28 PM (qUNWi)

22 W gave the speech Obama should have delivered.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:29 PM (Y1Jhk)

23 Cocksuckers gotta suck cock.

- Rene Descartes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:29 PM (Nwg0u)

24 Obama does what Obama does. Stirs the shit, blames whitey, minces, and whistles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:29 PM (1ZOkK)

25


Cubs draw first blood in the All Star game. Hey - baseball is one of the few things I've got left. The King's Speech today clinched that sentiment. I'm out of the political game. But baseball's been berry berry good to me. I enjoy it. Enjoy the life you have. Create places for you to be happy. Make a happy thing happen for someone else. Look to God for your joy. That's not going to come from Washington.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:29 PM (dFi94)

26 North By Northwest is more fun. Vertigo is haunting.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2016 08:29 PM (q6C1L)

27 Shit talking sob, that's all he is.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 08:30 PM (Yo9Lf)

28 how tfg lives with himself....how his wife and kids live with him....

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 12, 2016 08:30 PM (0O7c5)

29 Who is this Kirsten Powers democrat shill on O'R?


What an apologist for Obama.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 08:30 PM (F1iXz)

30 Well, srsly, what did anyone expect ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (3X3ZR)

31 Levin cuts like a Stihl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (9ym/8)

32 Of course he did. Anyone remember the Paul Wellstone memorial? One of the more repulsive Democratic spasms -- if they were willing to bust out into a partisan hootenanny at a memorial service for one of their heroes, do you think TFG wouldn't do the same at a funeral for some peon with a badge?

Posted by: Il Padrino at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (TasoZ)

33 I saw Slinky-Assed Cocksucker open for RuPaul at Finocchio's in '78.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (jBuUi)

34 I never got Vertigo.

I have vertigo.

I just never got Vertigo.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (qUNWi)

35 I was disappointed in oreilly. I thought he'd jump a bit more on oblabla's speechifying today.

Posted by: jaimo at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (eDc0r)

36 >>>Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 08:28 PM

The trashing is at Ace's link too---second video, scroll down a bit.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (Lsu4e)

37 The two white cops behind him looked like hostages. I felt like any minute, the blonde, male cop would lose it and punch the ponce in the side of the head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:32 PM (1ZOkK)

38 I just never got Vertigo.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (qUNWi)

Not one of my favorites either.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 08:32 PM (F1iXz)

39 "how tfg lives with himself....how his wife and kids live with him...."



I don't think they really live "together" IYKWIM....AITYD.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:33 PM (9ym/8)

40 Shouldn't that be Slinky-Assed Sucker of Cocks?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 08:33 PM (VGG67)

41 All the poor officers behind him looked like hostages.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:33 PM (Y1Jhk)

42 Can't understand why they didn't get up and walk out.... Maybe the audience was "stacked" with Friendlies...

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 08:33 PM (O2RFr)

43 35
I was disappointed in oreilly. I thought he'd jump a bit more on oblabla's speechifying today.

Posted by: jaimo at July 12, 2016 08:31 PM (eDc0r)


That tool kissed the JEF's ass for years, making sure he'd get the occasional interview. O'Reilly is a wife-abusing douche.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:33 PM (1ZOkK)

44 1) It's all he ever does.

2) It's all he *can* do, seriously, look at his career.

3) The whole "Glock/book" thing isn't because he's dumb, he doesn't *believe* it, it's that he doesn't *care* what is true.

Like so many, what *is* does not matter, only what *they want*. And it's easier to justify totalitarianism and corruption against Evil McEvil than it is against simple political differences or muddled statistics (even deliberately muddled ones).

This is why political conversation is dying. When you don't care what the facts are, there's nothing left but shouting.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (wB8Tg)

45 >>>Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY

I really think the Obamas will divorce within a couple of years after leaving the White House.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (Lsu4e)

46 His wife is as nasty as he is and twice the grifter. The main difference is that she prefers spending the ill-gotten gains over doing the theft herself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (6FqZa)

47 Eh. Whats a little lie in front of a casket?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (SEXy3)

48

None of them offered their political opinions.
Only one man did
---
kinda loose with the term "man", aren't we Ace?

he may be male, he's chronologically an adult, but he's no man, as i understand the term...

petulant pissant, scumbag, Shit Midas, #SCOAMF, Barry the Dimwitted, etc, are all descriptive of him, but he's never been, and never will be a man.

i wouldn't piss on him, if he was lying in the gutter on fire.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (YRstE)

49 The Less Than Zero theory of elected officials in DC.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (jeefx)

50 That black lady cop was nodding her head and eating it up, though. Smh.

Posted by: Ohiogal at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (Z7VEi)

51 Brb. Gotta visit the Dallas Public Library Glockmobile.

Posted by: X at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (nFwvY)

52 And here comes poor Juan Williams, making sacks of bricks look brilliant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:35 PM (1ZOkK)

53 I mentioned in the last thread that Levin also said that Tom Marr died a few days ago. Wikipedia says it was a stroke and he was 73.

He was a longtime Baltimore talk radio host, and I remember him in Philadelphia for a little while in the 90s. He was a Baltimore sportscaster before that, and a Marine before that. He filled in for Levin sometimes.

I was surprised to see him mentioned in this book, about the longest game in baseball history. Apparently he was involved in calling it:

https://tinyurl.com/jqh7eam

RIP.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

54
Can't understand why they didn't get up and walk out.... Maybe the audience was "stacked" with Friendlies...

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 08:33 PM (O2RFr)






Or more likely, under pain of unpaid suspension, they were advised not to do what a normal person would do once a cocksucker like JugEars did what they normally do.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:35 PM (LuZz8)

55 I felt like any minute, the blonde, male cop would lose it and punch the ponce in the side of the head.

A public, live-streamed wedgie might do the trick.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2016 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

56 Tis a shame my commute is short tomorrow, the radio station I listen to him rebroadcast before 6am.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 08:35 PM (Yo9Lf)

57 My Gunny Hartman style guide recommends "slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker."

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (ktzHq)

58 Thankfully he won't be at my funeral. There is that.

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (wfOmD)

59 The WH said that Barry stayed up late "studying Scripture" to write his speech.

What "scripture?" The koran?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (1ZOkK)

60 " And here comes poor Juan Williams, making sacks of bricks look brilliant."



If he is good for nothing else, he can do that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (9ym/8)

61 The consoler in chief My ass...

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (O2RFr)

62 45 >>>Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY

I really think the Obamas will divorce within a couple of years after leaving the White House.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (Lsu4e

So Michael Obama can declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (jeefx)

63 Meanwhile in Baton Rouge they foiled an assassination plot.

I say "foiled" but one suspect, and his weapons, are still at large.

4 men robbed a pawn shop and stole 7 guns.

The youngest was 13 years old.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (Y1Jhk)

64 So I'm listening to Levin's takedown of Obama's speech, including what I believe to be cherry-picked quotes.

This guy ShitMidas, he still suprises me with how low he can go to troll his enemies.

A memorial service?
This is what he felt appropriate? Hell no, he doesn't think it's appropriate, he doesn't give a flying fuck that it is not.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (kKHcp)

65
The WH said that Barry stayed up late "studying Scripture" to write his speech.

What "scripture?" The koran?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (1ZOkK)








Das Kapital?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:37 PM (LuZz8)

66 "My Gunny Hartman style guide recommends "slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker."



That's like a bedtime story to slink off too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:37 PM (9ym/8)

67 4 men robbed a pawn shop and stole 7 guns.

The youngest was 13 years old.

Mean they didn't go to the library for their guns?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 08:37 PM (O2RFr)

68 "Thankfully he won't be at my funeral. There is that"

You realize you've just doomed yourself to be murdere by a transsexual jihadi, right?

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:37 PM (Y1Jhk)

69 Obamas? Na, if the Clintons can stay together think of the riches the Obama Foundation can make.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 08:37 PM (Yo9Lf)

70 I'm just surprised that Barky didn't make it into a leftist pep rally and hand out his "Together We Thrive" t-shirts, followed up by his "Winning The Future" program afterwards.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 08:38 PM (zc3Db)

71 This guy ShitMidas, he still suprises me with how low he can go to troll his enemies.



A memorial service?

This is what he felt appropriate? Hell no, he doesn't think it's appropriate, he doesn't give a flying fuck that it is not.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (kKHcp)



Yeah, he used the memorial service to troll us. Nothing is too beneath him.

I hope and pray the families weren't sitting in front of him. If they were, they should have stood up and walked out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:38 PM (1ZOkK)

72 "Mean they didn't go to the library for their guns?"

They did not. BR has a snazzy library too. You can reserve online and drive thru to get your books.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:38 PM (Y1Jhk)

73 69 Obamas? Na, if the Clintons can stay together think of the riches the Obama Foundation can make.

I don't know.... I think She believes She can be President and who needs stinky anymore?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 08:38 PM (O2RFr)

74 >>I really think the Obamas will divorce within a couple of years after leaving the White House.


I think they'll stay together and keep living off of other people's money.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 08:38 PM (VGG67)

75 pssst...wanna buy a book?

Posted by: Zombie Alton Sterling at July 12, 2016 08:38 PM (wfOmD)

76 Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (Lsu4e



So Michael Obama can declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM
~~~

I'm thinking NBA, no?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (Lsu4e)

77
Love him or hate him, Levin is the real thing. Tough, brilliant and a fighter to the end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/)

78 Back when I was ten or twelve, which was, ahem, some years ago, I happened to see the scene from Spellbound where the kid slides down the bannister and is impaled on the spiked fence. It haunted me for years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (Nwg0u)

79 The WH said that Barry stayed up late "studying Scripture" to write his speech.

"Am I my brother's keeper?" :^(

I can''t even bear to listen to the whole thing to hear if he used scripture, and if he did-how he mangled it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (bpZlE)

80 I'm sad the networks cut the part where Joey Biden shot t-shirts through his widdle cannon to the audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (1ZOkK)

81 Obama's delusions - sad because he believes he is that guy, scary because he believes he is that guy.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (5Tck3)

82 : Zombie Alton Sterling

You forgot to put Saint in front of His name...

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (O2RFr)

83 Like any of us are surprised at this? Come on Morons, you knew that he can only deliver one kind of speach, and we are surprised by it? Ban guns, check. Hold fund raiser, check. Divide Americans up into groups so they will argue and fight each other, check.

His work is done in Dallas everyone, he can go back to golf.

Posted by: Picric at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (s0VSd)

84 This is why political conversation is dying. When you don't care what the facts are, there's nothing left but shouting.

This. And never forget that Leftists never argue in good faith. Never. They don't believe a word that's coming out of their own mouths. Their actual goals and actual means will always be obscured.

Conservative succeed to the extent they are clear in their intentions, Leftists succeed to the extent they hide theirs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (rwI+c)

85 79, it was the Koran no doubt

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (5Tck3)

86 "WH said that Barry stayed up late "studying Scripture" to write his speech. "

Oh please. He mentioned "the scriptures" saying our misfortunes give us hope or some such.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (Y1Jhk)

87 52
And here comes poor Juan Williams, making sacks of bricks look brilliant.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:35 PM (1ZOkK)

Can't Fox find a smarter token than Juan? I mean really he seems like a nice lovable dumb ass, but that's about all.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (F1iXz)

88 If I didn't hate this man so completely and utterly and abhor every vile thing he's done to this country and were some leftist lickspittle I'd have to salute the chutzpah of someone going to a funeral for 5 people and basically say their killer had a point.

Oh and the imam, rabbi and and black female reverend were a not too suttle knife turn.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (pqI8M)

89 Grammie Winger... wise words. I plan on doing the same.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (CNHr1)

90

Wow. This is the first time I heard it


Digusting

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

91 #GlockABook is trending on Twitter. My contributions:

Snow White And The Seven Glocks
Planet Of The Glocks
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Glocks

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 12, 2016 08:41 PM (rJUlF)

92 83 Like any of us are surprised at this? Come on Morons, you knew that he can only deliver one kind of speach, and we are surprised by it? Ban guns, check. Hold fund raiser, check. Divide Americans up into groups so they will argue and fight each other, check.

Actually I was surprised...I should have figured He wouldn't let the opportunity to blast Conservatives and Cops, but I just didn't think He'd actually go through with it...

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 08:41 PM (O2RFr)

93 I'll bet the moment Barry and Mooch were out of earshot, they said to each other, "Thank G-d that shit's over. Let's finish packing for the Vineyard."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:41 PM (1ZOkK)

94 #68 Oh nooooooes!

Actually it is a worry when I leave class at 9pm for my car.

Posted by: Zombie Alton Sterling at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (wfOmD)

95 Bride at every wedding, corpse at every funeral he causes...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (pibXr)

96 "Barack, the term 'Bully Pulpit' is a metaphor -- you're not supposed to take it literally!"

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (jBuUi)

97 "Oh please. He mentioned "the scriptures" saying our misfortunes give us hope or some such."


I don't even go to church and I know more about the scriptures than that limp-wristed imposter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (9ym/8)

98 "The WH said that Barry stayed up late 'studying Scripture' to write his speech. What 'scripture?' The koran?"

Note how Obama insisted upon -- and got -- an "interfaith" memorial service including an Islamic imam, even though none of the five officers killed were Muslim.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (noWW6)

99 Oh please. He mentioned "the scriptures" saying our misfortunes give us hope or some such.
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (Y1Jhk)

That's Obama-a real Biblical scholar!. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (bpZlE)

100 The WH said that Barry stayed up late "studying Scripture" to write his speech.
===============================================



Studying Scripture - ya. It's called Bible Gateway Online. You type in a word or phrase and it spits out verses or passages that match your search word. 8 minutes tops.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (dFi94)

101 I wouldn't put it past Mooch to run for president, but Barak will still be there.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (Yo9Lf)

102 His hate compels him.

Posted by: teh Wind at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (up5+o)

103 Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 08:43 PM (Yo9Lf)

104 This is why political conversation is dying. When you don't care what the facts are, there's nothing left but shouting.
***
Who needs facts when you have the narrative on your side?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 08:43 PM (pibXr)

105 77
Love him or hate him, Levin is the real thing. Tough, brilliant and a fighter to the end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (27m1/)


My dad (RIP) couldn't listen to Levin; he found his voice grating. So I lent him my copy of "Liberty And Tyranny" and asked him to read it.

He went and got the rest of his books after that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 12, 2016 08:43 PM (rJUlF)

106 I thought it was "touching" that the Imam was included, seeing as how one of the murdered officers served three tours in Iraq fighting members of the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:43 PM (1ZOkK)

107 53 I mentioned in the last thread that Levin also said that Tom Marr died a few days ago. Wikipedia says it was a stroke and he was 73.

He was a longtime Baltimore talk radio host, and I remember him in Philadelphia for a little while in the 90s. He was a Baltimore sportscaster before that, and a Marine before that. He filled in for Levin sometimes.

I was surprised to see him mentioned in this book, about the longest game in baseball history. Apparently he was involved in calling it:

https://tinyurl.com/jqh7eam
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 08:35 PM (sdi6R)


That is a superb book, by the way, if you're a baseball fan. I'll have to mention it in the book thread next weekend.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

108 Poor Lymon. Clean for 3 years, he gets a big gig and celebrates by shooting up and dying of an OD.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 08:43 PM (iQIUe)

109 To Glock a Mockingbird

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (Nwg0u)

110
63
Meanwhile in Baton Rouge they foiled an assassination plot.



I say "foiled" but one suspect, and his weapons, are still at large.



4 men robbed a pawn shop and stole 7 guns.



The youngest was 13 years old.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (Y1Jhk)







And Sunday night, a bunch of miscreants rammed a stolen truck into the wall of a gun shop here in Waxahachie. Stole a bunch of guns and hightailed it. Right around the corner from my place. Took a customer to lunch at the mex restaurant next door today, the hole in the wall is pretty impressive. Cops are still swarming around the place.


Story, complete with video of the burglary.
http://tinyurl.com/z3lqjgc

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (LuZz8)

111 76 Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:34 PM (Lsu4e



So Michael Obama can declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM
~~~

I'm thinking NBA, no?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (Lsu4e)

No, he is tired of being owned by Barry the future NBA team owner.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (jeefx)

112 I mentioned in the last thread that Levin also said that Tom Marr died a
few days ago. Wikipedia says it was a stroke and he was 73.

--

Wow, I can't believe that. I haven't listened to Levin in a while. Never a good time, and although I have deep respect for him and consider him to be one of the most brilliant conservatives today, I was just getting too depressed and just had to pull back. Still, in a very strange coincidence, I was just thinking about Tom Marr a day or so ago and remembering how very much I liked when he was a sub. He was a straight talker, a no-nonsenser. Very good at what he did, and he didn't suffer fools well. I had no idea he passed away. My mom also died from a stroke at 73, too. Prayers to his family.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (+FSld)

113 98 "The WH said that Barry stayed up late 'studying Scripture' to write his speech. What 'scripture?' The koran?"

Note how Obama insisted upon -- and got -- an "interfaith" memorial service including an Islamic imam, even though none of the five officers killed were Muslim.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (noWW6)

Was there a Christian minister of any sort there? I did not watch, just got the play by play here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (3ZoRf)

114 Hasta, skip.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (9ym/8)

115
whoops.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 08:45 PM (iQIUe)

116 Good night Skip.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:45 PM (dFi94)

117 A rabbi, an iman, and a pastor


Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

118
obama is glad they're dead. obama inspired the killer. obama's fingerprints are all over black lives matter.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 08:45 PM (b6CU6)

119 Curious George Finds a Glock and Loses the Man With the Yellow Hat

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:45 PM (Nwg0u)

120
Was there a Christian minister of any sort there? I did not watch, just got the play by play here.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (3ZoRf)


There was a loud, female, black pastor. Because I'm sure they couldn't find a white pastor, male or female, from a church any of the white murdered officers attended.

It was a full-on BLM "memorial." Very Wellstone-ish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

121 osted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (3ZoRf)

There was apparently an African American woman minister.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2016 08:46 PM (bpZlE)

122 88 If I didn't hate this man so completely and utterly and abhor every vile thing he's done to this country and were some leftist lickspittle I'd have to salute the chutzpah of someone going to a funeral for 5 people and basically say their killer had a point.

Posted by: Kreplach


"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest–
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men–
Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man."

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 08:46 PM (jBuUi)

123 In that speech snippet from Levin, Mark doesn't actively say Obama is a Muslim, but he did make note of how King Putt goes out of his way to both praise Islam and denigrate Christianity.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 12, 2016 08:46 PM (rJUlF)

124 The whole premise of "blame whitey" is that it was a free lunch - whites would never respond, so there would be no repurcussions for Democrats. Trump is the result of Obama's blame whitey strategy. I wonder if Obama is so bothered by Trump because he knows that Trump is the product of the race war that Democrats have been unilaterally waging for the last eight years.

Posted by: bjk at July 12, 2016 08:46 PM (x2rNW)

125 Sweet dreams, skip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

126 Was there a Christian minister of any sort there? I did not watch, just got the play by play here.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (3ZoRf)
================================================

If there was one, I didn't hear about it. There was some speculation that the black woman who spoke might have been a police chaplain. but I really don't know.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:46 PM (dFi94)

127 The WH said that Barry stayed up late 'studying Scripture' to write his speech. What 'scripture?' The koran?"
___
Actually, I got a magic carp.

But it was a shiny magic carp.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 12, 2016 08:47 PM (pibXr)

128 Wow


This is disgusting

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:47 PM (zOTsN)

129 Obama is a despicable racist piece of shit. That's just a simple fact that anyone can see.

Posted by: deadrody at July 12, 2016 08:47 PM (q72NU)

130 A rabbi, an iman, and a pastor walk into a bar.
The midget with them walked under.


Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 08:47 PM (kKHcp)

131 Hah! Just realized I got my first 1st!

What do I get, and where do I pick it up?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:47 PM (Lsu4e)

132 "Love him or hate him, Levin is the real thing. Tough, brilliant and a fighter to the end."

It took me years to get past the screaming. Very aggro. It put me off at first. I don't typically cotton to that. But yeah, it's worth putting up with to hear him.

There's there there. A deeply substantive guy. In an increasingly shallow culture.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 08:47 PM (noWW6)

133

Only one slinky-assed cocksucker decided to give a campaign rally at a man's funeral.



Posted by: Ace

And it's one of those slinkies that's gotten all twisted tangled from being used too much.

Man, even I'm getting sick of this man's jive.

Posted by: Reggie at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (Kc884)

134 Why are the Fox folks drooling over this piece of excrement of a speech

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

135
There .... are ..... two...... Americas!!!!!

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (0AG8w)

136 oops. I forgot the FIFY

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (kKHcp)

137 " A rabbi, an iman, and a pastor "



Wait, I know this one.

*thinks*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (9ym/8)

138 Was there a Christian minister of any sort there?

I didn't see one. Didn't see a rabbi either. Just saw a couple of charlatans in Halloween outfits

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (6FqZa)

139 The Wiccans were terribly slighted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (rwI+c)

140 Harry Potter and the Glock of Goodness

"Harry pulled they trigger and shouted, "Eat lead, Voldemort!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (Nwg0u)

141 [iThe WH said that Barry stayed up late "studying Scripture" to write his speech.

C'mon, we all know it was Rules for Radicals, the special illustrated kiddie edition his mentor Frank Marshall Davis handed him as a reacharound one evening.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (XdbLA)

142 It is as though Obama is a foreigner and just does not understand normal behavior in this country.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 08:48 PM (1ijHg)

143 It took me years to get past the screaming.

A voice for print.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)

144 Obama's speech? He mentions himself 45 times.
It's all about him.
http://tinyurl.com/hllk3ej
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 08:24 PM (F1iXz)


What I like about this site is that Ace and Nip Sip do what I don't have the stomach for- listen to that narcissistic little bastard.
And Nip Sip, I know it was a dirty job listening to him, and counting all those "I"'s and "me"'s. I know it must have made you want to vomit. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2016 08:49 PM (+lVUW)

145 98 "The WH said that Barry stayed up late 'studying Scripture' to write his speech. What 'scripture?' The koran?"

Note how Obama insisted upon -- and got -- an "interfaith" memorial service including an Islamic imam, even though none of the five officers killed were Muslim.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (noWW6

I'm positive the Christian families were presented with offers they could not refuse.

And I though the government could not do crap like this.

Oh never mind because Totalitarianism.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 08:49 PM (jeefx)

146 Well, great
http://tinyurl.com/zfgrlyh

Youths break into a North Texas gun store.

Posted by: Sal at July 12, 2016 08:49 PM (MRX6w)

147 but he did make note of how King Putt goes out of his way to both praise Islam and denigrate Christianity.
***
I don't Obama is a Muslim, after all I'm sure Obama is a better prophet then Muhammed or Moses too....but he was raised as a Muslim, in a Muslim country, son of a Muslim.

He is more a Muslim then a Christian...but only culturally.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 08:49 PM (pibXr)

148
Can you name the Mel Brooks comedy movie that paid homage to a few Alfred Hitchcock films?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 08:50 PM (b6CU6)

149 High anxiety

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:50 PM (zOTsN)

150 Re: Baton Rouge

"Four men were involved in the police plot, Dabadie said. Three of them - Antonio Thomas, 17, Malik Bridgewater, 20, and Trashone Coats, 23 -have been arrested on various firearms and theft-related charges, but the fourth, whose identity isn't known, remains at large, along with the two missing handguns, police said.

A 13-year-old boy, who wasn't identified because he is a juvenile, was also taken into custody in connection with the pawn shop burglary, police said later in a statement."

Trash. One.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:50 PM (Y1Jhk)

151 High Anxiety?

(I didn't see it...)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2016 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

152 Marx is a jealous god.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 08:50 PM (rwI+c)

153
And Brutus is an honourable man








Of course, Antony was being brutally sarcastic, basically saying that Brutus DIDN'T have a point.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:51 PM (LuZz8)

154 And Sunday night, a bunch of miscreants rammed a
stolen truck into the wall of a gun shop here in Waxahachie. Stole a
bunch of guns and hightailed it.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Why bother, when it's easier to get guns than gas for the truck?

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at July 12, 2016 08:51 PM (Kc884)

155 Glockenstien

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 08:51 PM (BO/km)

156 This speech is terrible

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:51 PM (zOTsN)

157 Trashone Coats

--

Trashone? Trashone?!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 12, 2016 08:51 PM (+FSld)

158 Did the families of the slain officers have any input regarding the service, or did Obama just swoop in and bring the circus with him?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:51 PM (dFi94)

159 Well, shit. Sun's starting to go down. Back out for work until dusk.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (9ym/8)

160 Trashone Coats, 23

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (zc3Db)

161 RULE 8: "Keep the pressure on. Never let up."

[Keep trying new things to
keep the opposition off balance. As the opposition masters one approach,
hit them from the flank with something new. (Attack, attack, attack
from all sides, never giving the reeling organization a chance to rest,
regroup, recover and re-strategize.)]

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (a6Ff7)

162 The Seven Glocks of Highly Effective People

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (Nwg0u)

163 Oh, and the JEF mentioned a certain young yute in a hoodie. Just a harmless young man, out for a night of mischief.

No, he didn't mention St. Tray Table's name, but you knew who he was talking about.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (1ZOkK)

164 That's Tra-shone.

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (BO/km)

165 Well, hopefully the officers who are slain-if they were members of a church-had services for them done privately at their churches.

If Obama wants to yammer on about inequality save it for a campaign rally for Hillary. It's totally inappropriate at a memorial service, where one is to give comfort and hope in light of the religious tradition of the dead and to give thanks for their lives

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (bpZlE)

166 I beg again. If I get killed in some random act of mass violence I beg two things of my moron friends.

#1 no muzzies

#2 no Obama

'Course, #1 takes care of #2

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (Y1Jhk)

167 In the original draft of Obama's speech, every sentence ended with, "...and Micah was an honorable man." But the Under-Sectretary of Political Optics took them out at the last second.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (jBuUi)

168 By the way, could you imagine what people would say if you were to go back in time to 2002 and tell them that in 2016:

A man raised as a Muslim would be president, and he would be working to throw Christians in jail for their beliefs.

We would be paying Iran to develop nukes.

That the US would intentionally created a Muslim terrorist group MORE violent that Al Qaeda

Muslim terrorists would be roaming freely, engaging in multiple major terror attacks a year.

The government would be actively hiding crimes be the Muslim invaders and desperately trying to bring more in.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (pibXr)

169 Did anyone else notice how Mooch scowled and pointedly did not applaud GWB's remarks? TFG gave a golf clap.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (CAKDm)

170
Who is this Kirsten Powers democrat shill on O'R?

From Bing:

Kirsten A. Powers is an American political pundit and a pseudo-analyst, that likes to speak over people to try to push her liberal agenda. She insists on accepting news spots to further embarrass herself and she loves defending people that never asked for her help.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

171 132
It took me years to get past the screaming. Very aggro. It put me off at first. I don't typically cotton to that. But yeah, it's worth putting up with to hear him.

There's there there. A deeply substantive guy. In an increasingly shallow culture.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 08:47 PM (noWW6)


It never bothered me much. If you're not furious, you're not paying attention.


Actually, I find Hannity more annoying to listen to. He speaks at exactly the same volume all the time. Levin can yell louder, but he can also speak softly when necessary.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

172 I bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)

173
Did the families of the slain officers have any input regarding the service, or did Obama just swoop in and bring the circus with him?

The memorial, just like all the others, wasn't for the families. It was for the politicians.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (b6CU6)

174 Therefore, send not to know For whom the glock cocks, It cocks for thee.

Posted by: John Donne at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (Kc884)

175 Conservative succeed to the extent they are clear in their intentions, Leftists succeed to the extent they hide theirs. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 08:40 PM (rwI+c)

Seconded.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (q6C1L)

176 Of course, Antony was being brutally sarcastic, basically saying that Brutus DIDN'T have a point.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Yes, of course -- but Obama takes the "It's a cookbook!" approach to any text.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (jBuUi)

177 "bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue.
"

Please. He couldn't promise "Job".

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (Y1Jhk)

178
So, okay. Levin's not what they call in broadcasting "air quality."

But he has taught me more of what I was never taught and needed to know in the past 8 years than my entire life.

He really is "the great one" IMHO. Brings "it" every night with substance and flames.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)

179 The Glockfather

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (Nwg0u)

180 The Hunt For Red Glocktober

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (rJUlF)

181 Actually, I find Hannity more annoying to listen to. He speaks at exactly the same volume all the time
___
And you sir, are not a great American.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (pibXr)

182 160 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 08:52 PM (zc3Db)

================

Hello, my old HotAir friend! More synchronicity ... I just posted as Saul Alinsky right after your comment.

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (a6Ff7)

183 You said it, J.J.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (+FSld)

184
Who is this Kirsten Powers democrat shill on O'R?



From Bing:



Kirsten A. Powers is an American political pundit and a
pseudo-analyst, that likes to speak over people to try to push her
liberal agenda. She insists on accepting news spots to further embarrass
herself and she loves defending people that never asked for her help.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (IqV8l)








And she's probably the MOST reasonable leftist political pundit on the airwaves today. That's how bad things are.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (LuZz8)

185 Potus is a repulsive ghoul

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

186 Slinky did good today. This is the topper to him not lighting the White House and the FOP having to demand the massacre be called a hate crime.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (KtcMg)

187 Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (CAKDm)

You're the guy that blew my head off!

Posted by: Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (XdbLA)

188 181 Actually, I find Hannity more annoying to listen to. He speaks at exactly the same volume all the time
___
And you sir, are not a great American.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (pibXr)


Hannity may be on our side but he doesn't have the heft to take on lefties. The only one he pimp-slapped every day was fish-face Colmes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (27m1/)

189 I bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue.
___
You are your brother's keeper n'stuff.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (pibXr)

190 Oh, and Barry told everyone what a tough life he had growing up half-black.

All the private schooling, living in a really nice neighborhood on Oahu with his commie white grandparents, free ride to Harvard....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (1ZOkK)

191 I bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue.





Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck

Oh, uh....that's a uh....one of my--ahhh--absolute favorites. I really, uhhh, appreciate, uhhhh the message. But it's important, uh, to remember that Christianity is the number one cause of death.

Posted by: Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (Kc884)

192 Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM (Y1Jhk)


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:44 PM (LuZz




Looks like the other side is making an effort to get armed up. Hope y'all are, too.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (GUBah)

193 Trashone missed a chance to hook up with Latreena.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (noWW6)

194 189 I bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue.
___
You are your brother's keeper n'stuff.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 12, 2016 08:55 PM (pibXr)


His tongue would surely burn if he said the E Pleb Neesta!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (27m1/)

195 McClintglock!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (q6C1L)

196 Please. He couldn't promise "Job".

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (Y1Jhk)
==========================================

Oh that would be hilarious if someone slipped a reference to Job into one of his speeches. It would be even funnier than Two Corinthians.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)

197 Twelve Glocks for Sister Sarah

A 101 Glockmations

FraggleGlock

School House Glock

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (zOTsN)

198 And she's probably the MOST reasonable leftist political pundit on the airwaves today. That's how bad things are.
***
The narrative gives the left its power, questioning the narrative weakens it. Since the goal is power, why would any liberal do so?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (pibXr)

199
Yes, of course -- but Obama takes the "It's a cookbook!" approach to any text.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (jBuUi)








And he looks upon us as eggs....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (LuZz8)

200 I just heard a yappy dog barking hysterically outside. I looked out the window and saw a car going by. Was the dog driving? It was too dark to tell.

Canine road rage.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

201 Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (a6Ff7)

Hey there, Shain. I tried to say "Yo"! to you the last time I saw you post but I think you left too quickly. Good to see you.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (zc3Db)

202 My Pet Glock


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (1ZOkK)

203 @158

I'm going to to go out on a limb and say that the families of 5 Chrisitians, two being Catholic would not have had what for all intents and purposes was a black liberation funeral service for their slain family members was not something they approved or wanted.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (pqI8M)

204 Summer is only half over.

Plenty of time for mischief before the snow flies.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (kKHcp)

205 172 I bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)

Or the words burn him like holy water to a vampire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (3ZoRf)

206 "193 Trashone missed a chance to hook up with Latreena."

You sir, win 1 Internet.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (Y1Jhk)

207 195 McClintglock!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (q6C1L)

"I ain't gonna shoot ya...
I ain't gonna shoot ya...
The hell I ain't!"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 12, 2016 08:58 PM (rJUlF)

208 172 I bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)

===========================

That's what time we're all supposed to go to the bathroom, right?

Posted by: President DogEater at July 12, 2016 08:58 PM (a6Ff7)

209 Two Glocks for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:58 PM (1ZOkK)

210 One Glock, Two Glock
Red Glock, Blue Glock

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at July 12, 2016 08:58 PM (Kc884)

211 Or the words burn him like holy water to a vampire.

They would turn to molten brass on his lips.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 08:58 PM (rwI+c)

212
That's what time we're all supposed to go to the bathroom, right?
___
CRAP. Like literally. Why didn't you remind me Barry.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 12, 2016 08:58 PM (pibXr)

213 Speaking of St. Trayvon, I had a pfishing email today seemingly from my bank, wanting me to update my information. When I hovered over the link, it said "fortrayvon dot com".

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (dFi94)

214 213
Speaking of St. Trayvon, I had a pfishing email today seemingly from my
bank, wanting me to update my information. When I hovered over the link,
it said "fortrayvon dot com".


Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (dFi94)


Wut??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (1ZOkK)

215 Glockin' around the Christmas Tree

Posted by: Brenda Lee at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (Kc884)

216
Looks like the other side is making an effort to get armed up. Hope y'all are, too.


Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 08:56 PM (GUBah)









Not me. Not after that tragic canoe accident. I've seen the error of my ways.

*hides invoice from Brownells*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (LuZz8)

217 I love all this glock talk. Would you like to see mine?

By the way why are we all pronouncing the word like we are Austrian or something?

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (pibXr)

218 I bet if you asked Obama to quote John 3:16 he wouldn't haven't a clue

-
Render unto Caesar?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (Nwg0u)

219 148
Can you name the Mel Brooks comedy movie that paid homage to a few Alfred Hitchcock films?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 08:50 PM (b6CU6)

===================

"High Anxiety."

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2016 09:00 PM (a6Ff7)

220 "Oh that would be hilarious if someone slipped a reference to Job into one of his speeches. "

You know what, I think that might have been what happened today when he awkwardly mentioned "scriptures" about suffering.

I bet it said "Job" and he was like "uhh...the bible sayz"

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 09:00 PM (Y1Jhk)

221 Glockzilla!

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:00 PM (BO/km)

222 So did the Dallas cops turn their backs to the HMFIC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 09:00 PM (GSdpU)

223 CRAP. Like literally. Why didn't you remind me Barry.

Posted by: Joe Biden

I done told you, Joey! Keep eatin' that paste and it'll make your shits all gooey!

Posted by: "Doctor" Jill Biden at July 12, 2016 09:00 PM (Kc884)

224 I carry a rock 21.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at July 12, 2016 09:00 PM (MNgU2)

225 HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HERE'S YOUR PAPER!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:00 PM (rwI+c)

226 Another moron said he wished he could hack Barry's 'prompter today and feed him some truth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:01 PM (1ZOkK)

227 fortrayvon.com


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Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 09:01 PM (pibXr)

228 Bonus points for use of cocksucker in any post dealing with TFG!

Posted by: Samuel L Fishburne at July 12, 2016 09:01 PM (BmG3e)

229 3 arrested in Baton Rouge in a plot to kill police

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:01 PM (zOTsN)

230 @187:
Yep.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at July 12, 2016 09:01 PM (CAKDm)

231 Hey there, Shain. I tried to say "Yo"! to you the last time I saw you post but I think you left too quickly. Good to see you.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (zc3Db)

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Heh. Rarely read the comments or comment anymore. Sorry I missed it.

So digusted ... dude, who stole my country?

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2016 09:02 PM (a6Ff7)

232 229
3 arrested in Baton Rouge in a plot to kill police

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:01 PM (zOTsN)


Gosh. I thought TFG racially healed the nation today. I haz sadz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:02 PM (1ZOkK)

233 His tongue would surely burn if he said the E Pleb Neesta!

He is not a Chief, nor the son of a Chief.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 12, 2016 09:02 PM (brIR5)

234 I'm going to to go out on a limb and say that the families of 5 Chrisitians, two being Catholic would not have had what for all intents and purposes was a black liberation funeral service for their slain family members was not something they approved or wanted.

May Barky's own funeral - after a long life of seeing all his works collapse - be equally dignified.

I do hope there will be clowns. And elephants. There'll be a six foot hole there to shovel their leavings, after it's done, so - convenient

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2016 09:02 PM (6FqZa)

235 3 arrested in Baton Rouge in a plot to kill police
***
A mostly peaceful plot to kill cops?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 09:02 PM (pibXr)

236 I can't quote the book
The chapter or the verse
You can't tell me it all ends
In a slow ride in a hearse

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (kKHcp)

237 Wut??




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 08:59 PM (1ZOkK)
============================================

Yup. Apparently certain members of BLM meet their payroll by cleaning out your bank account. I'm so shocked.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (dFi94)

238 Awesome. Calling for " a day of rage". Like Hamas

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (zOTsN)

239 I, um, come here not to, uh, uh, praise Little Caesar's, but to, uh, wonder where my free Crazy Bread is.

Posted by: Bamlet the First, Mad King of Folksilvania at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (XdbLA)

240 The first draft Obama's speech fluttered to the ground behind the podium, crumpled and heavily crossed out. It reads:

"This straight-up racist cracka-assed fool ate hot lead and paid for his crimes. For Micah X is the prophet of Allah; all praise Micah X (Pause for silent Black Power salute from the audience.) "I smell bacon, and that smell is this pig's ass burning in Hell. Hallelujah! (Pause for "Can I get a witness?"'s from the audience.) You cannot erase the White Privilege from your soul; you were born with it, you blue-eyed Satan, and you sure as shit died with it! Ulululululul!"

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (jBuUi)

241 So digusted ... dude, who stole my country?


Posted by: ShainS

*whistles innocently with hands in pockets*

Posted by: The Hamburgler at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (Kc884)

242 The Magnificent Seven Glocks.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (1ijHg)

243 But he has taught me more of what I was never taught and needed to know in the past 8 years than my entire life.



He really is "the great one" IMHO. Brings "it" every night with substance and flames.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM
~~~~~
Couldn't agree more. And his books should be mandatory reading in every high school in the country.

Signed up for LevinTV also, which is great by the way. Unfortunately, I don't get the time to watch it every night, so I've been hopping around the episodes.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (Lsu4e)

244 So digusted ... dude, who stole my country?
***
On the one hand you can blame the left, but ultimately its the plurality of the populace that just doesn't give a fark if something doesn't immediately affect them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (pibXr)

245 Dems. It's what they do. There's a GEICO commercial in there.

Remember Paul Wellstone's funeral?

Posted by: Steve Skubinna at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (KmJDX)

246 I'm going to to go out on a limb and say that the families of 5 Chrisitians, two being Catholic would not have had what for all intents and purposes was a black liberation funeral service for their slain family members was not something they approved or wanted.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (pqI8M)


Barky: And now some thoughtful words from our men of the cloth -

Rev Jeremiah Wright: God bless America? No, no NO! God DAMN America!!

Rev Joseph Lowery: None of this would have happened if just white would embrace what is right. Didn't any of you white people pay attention to my brilliant inaugural benediction?

Barky: Thank you both for those sage words. And now I want to announce that my Justice Department is going to do everything it can to get to the bottom of this. We are launching an investigation of this department to see what you do that drives people to these acts ...

Everyone can pick up one of my "Together We Thrive" t-shirts at the table by the coffins. They're only $20 apiece but you don't have to pay anything now. The IRS will bill you.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (zc3Db)

247 Trayvon was killed so Dick Cheney could have his heart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (rwI+c)

248 @rickl-Very sad to hear of Tom Marr passing. Speaking of conservative talk show hosts passing Levin mentioned my uncle a week or two ago on his show. Said very kind words and spoke of their interviews and conversations. My uncle hosted a radio show in SF his name was Lee Rodgers, he turned me onto Levin.

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (wnwJC)

249 Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Glocks but we're Afraid to Ask!

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (TmVQX)

250 241 So digusted ... dude, who stole my country?

================

*whistles innocently with hands in pockets*

Posted by: The Hamburgler at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (Kc884)

================

Okay, made me chuckle ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2016 09:05 PM (a6Ff7)

251 Awesome. Calling for " a day of rage". Like Hamas

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (zOTsN)


Who?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:05 PM (GUBah)

252 Seven Glocks for Seven Brothers

Posted by: Best Musical Ever? at July 12, 2016 09:05 PM (Kc884)

253 Yup. Apparently certain members of BLM meet their payroll by cleaning out your bank account. I'm so shocked.


Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 09:03 PM (dFi94)


You need to give your son a head's up. Counter intel guys visited my son's vet org on campus, to alert them that ISIS is using fake women's names to get vets to friend them on Facebook. Out of 100 names, our son recognized at least 10. Thankfully, he said the broken English clued him in, plus, not interested at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:05 PM (1ZOkK)

254 Return of the Son of Glockenstein.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:05 PM (XdbLA)

255 This one weird trick will make your Glock grow three inches!

Posted by: The Internet at July 12, 2016 09:06 PM (Kc884)

256 Twelve O' Glock, High.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:06 PM (XdbLA)

257 Glock With the Wind

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)

258 Ananymous is calling for a nationwide Day of Rage

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (zOTsN)

259 You need to give your son a head's up. Counter intel
guys visited my son's vet org on campus, to alert them that ISIS is
using fake women's names to get vets to friend them on Facebook. Out of
100 names, our son recognized at least 10. Thankfully, he said the
broken English clued him in, plus, not interested at all.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:05 PM (1ZOkK)
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Wow! Thanks Jane - I'll be sure to tell him!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (dFi94)

260 It's a Glock Glock Glock Glock World.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (XdbLA)

261
Glocks Are From Mars,
Glocks Are From Venus

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (b6CU6)

262 The Man Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down with a F***ing Glock

Posted by: Improved Movie Titles at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (Kc884)

263 Barky: Thank you both for those sage words. And now I want to announce that my Justice Department is going to do everything it can to get to the bottom of this. We are launching an investigation of this department to see what you do that drives people to these acts ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM

====================

But, since I cannot prove any intent, there is no criminal activity to see here ...

Posted by: James Comey at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (a6Ff7)

264 Trayvon was killed so Dick Cheney could have his heart.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (rwI+c)

for breakfast.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (kKHcp)

265 Glock around the clock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

266 Are You There, Glock? It's Me, Margaret

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (rJUlF)

267 ISIS is using fake women's names to get vets to friend them on Facebook. Out of 100 names, our son recognized at least 10. Thankfully, he said the broken English clued him in

LOL. "Plz talk to me o lion of battle, I am lonely and more beautiful than many goats" -- Alice Smith

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (6FqZa)

268 So we're getting The Purge then? Thank God I don't have to leave my house for the next few days.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 09:07 PM (Y1Jhk)

269 Dude, Who Stole My Glock??

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:08 PM (XdbLA)

270 There was Barry on Megyn, yelling about how much easier it is for a teenager to get a Glock instead of a book.

That idiot wouldn't know a Glock from a toaster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:08 PM (1ZOkK)

271 The Glock Ness Monster

Posted by: Improved Monsters at July 12, 2016 09:08 PM (Kc884)

272 Dr. Benjamin Glock's Baby and Child Care.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 09:08 PM (jBuUi)

273 Anonymous. Gah

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:08 PM (zOTsN)

274 The Glock On Garabaldi Street.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:08 PM (XdbLA)

275 "Plz talk to me o lion of battle, I am lonely and more beautiful than many goats" -- Alice Smith
=============================================



Alice Smith wrote Song of Solomon? Who knew?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)

276 Blazing Glocks.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:09 PM (XdbLA)

277 He really is "the great one" IMHO. Brings "it" every night with substance and flames.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 08:54 PM (27m1/)

****

He was easier to listen to before he began pimping levintv.com for half of his show.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 09:09 PM (YLidQ)

278 Glock's Anatomy

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at July 12, 2016 09:09 PM (ktzHq)

279 Speaking of Trayvon Martin just google up Roderick Scott to see how the Left and agitators ignore facts. How many here never heard of that person?

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at July 12, 2016 09:09 PM (MNgU2)

280 Star Glock IV: The Undiscovered Thing That Goes Up

Posted by: Improved Movie Titles at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (Kc884)

281 'Return of the Son of Glockenstein'

Suzie?

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)

282 Glock and Peace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (Nwg0u)

283 Note how Obama insisted upon -- and got -- an "interfaith" memorial service including an Islamic imam, even though none of the five officers killed were Muslim.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 08:42 PM (noWW6)


The only scriptures he's ever heard are from the Queer-on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (GSdpU)

284 So Michael Obama can declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft.



Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 08:36 PM
~~~

I'm thinking NBA, no?


Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 08:39 PM (Lsu4e)

---
NHL: it could hip check you from yards away.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (YRstE)

285
My grandfather's Glock was too large for the shelf
So it stood ninety years on the floor.
It was taller by half than the old man himself
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.

It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born
And was always his treasure and pride.
But it
mis-
fired
never to fire again
When the old man died.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (jBuUi)

286 Do Glocks Dream of Electric Sleep

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (ktzHq)

287 Oh, yeah! I am glock hard!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (Kc884)

288 Fcuk that guy in particular.

That is all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (ucdRb)

289 The Day the Glocks stood Still.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (1ijHg)

290 Somewhat off-topic, but we're in the off-topic zone: I'm waiting for DSS to issue a reminder that we peons can't get away with what Hillary got away with.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 12, 2016 09:10 PM (brIR5)

291

Myyyyyy

handgun has a first nam
it's S-M-I-T-H

my handgun has a second name
it's W-E-S-S-O-N

and I shoot it every day 'cuz
smith and wesson have a way with

hmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmm

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at July 12, 2016 09:11 PM (0AG8w)

292 Stranger in a Glock Land, grok?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:11 PM (XdbLA)

293 Trigglypuff ate my glock!

Posted by: Mixed Memes at July 12, 2016 09:11 PM (Kc884)

294 Green Glocks and ham handed speeches.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 09:12 PM (YRstE)

295 Glock, Glock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 09:12 PM (jBuUi)

296 "To Kill A Glocking(whacko)bird ..."

Posted by: John McCain at July 12, 2016 09:12 PM (a6Ff7)

297 A Glockwork Orange

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 12, 2016 09:12 PM (P8951)

298 AnonHamas is calling for a National Day of Cheetos and Internet Trolling?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2016 09:12 PM (wB8Tg)

299 I lost all my ammo in the Glock Market Crash of '29.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 09:13 PM (jBuUi)

300 The Glockfather

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2016 09:13 PM (q6C1L)

301 Oh, I wish I was a Smith Wesson wielder,
That is what I'd truly like to be.
For if I was a Smith Wesson wielder,
Every mofo would be afraid of me!

Posted by: Trashon S'mora Eliot at July 12, 2016 09:13 PM (XdbLA)

302 There was Barry on Megyn, yelling about how much easier it is for a teenager to get a Glock instead of a book."

Was that nationwide?

Or just in certain locations and cities.

Somebody should mention to Barry that it's easier to get a handy from a co-ed at Sidwell Friends then it is to find fresh vegetables in the inner city.

He and Mooch maybe should work on that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2016 09:13 PM (ptqRm)

303 The Glock With the Dragon Tattoo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 09:14 PM (Nwg0u)

304 Glock: "He's dead, Jim."

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 09:14 PM (jBuUi)

305

Why only one day of rage?

I have enough to last for several months.

Where is this event going to be held?

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at July 12, 2016 09:14 PM (0AG8w)

306 PIXY ATE MY AMPERSANDS!

Posted by: Trashon S'mora Eliot at July 12, 2016 09:14 PM (XdbLA)

307 277
He was easier to listen to before he began pimping levintv.com for half of his show.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 09:09 PM (YLidQ)

Annoying, yes. But I've got it and it's damned good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 09:14 PM (27m1/)

308 Myyyyyy



handgun has a first name
it's D-A-N


my handgun has a second name

it's W-E-S-S-O-N



and I shoot it every day 'cuz

dan wesson had a way with
big ass Fing cartridges like 445 Super Mag...

FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 09:14 PM (YRstE)

309
Bagels and glocks. Mit a schmear!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 09:14 PM (27m1/)

310 Hammer your plowshares into Glocks.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 09:15 PM (MNgU2)

311 AnonHamas is calling for a National Day of Cheetos and Internet Trolling?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Seriously. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by: Commenter in good standing at July 12, 2016 09:15 PM (Kc884)

312 Dr. Strangeglock.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:15 PM (XdbLA)

313 What a Glockblock! ("slinky-assed cocksucker"... Once again, I sense Ace is holding back.)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:15 PM (kP16F)

314

What do you call an Austrian holster?

A Glockstrap.

Posted by: zombie at July 12, 2016 09:15 PM (jBuUi)

315 A Glock for All Seasons

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at July 12, 2016 09:16 PM (ktzHq)

316 Somebody should mention to Barry that it's easier to
get a handy from a co-ed at Sidwell Friends then it is to find fresh
vegetables in the inner city.



He and Mooch maybe should work on that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2016 09:13 PM (ptqRm)


Lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:16 PM (1ZOkK)

317 There is but one caliber

and John Moses Browning is its prophet.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 12, 2016 09:16 PM (brIR5)

318 Two Glocks for Sister Sara

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 12, 2016 09:16 PM (P8951)

319 You've insulted us Sir.

Really, really insulted us.

Posted by: slinky-assed cocksuckers everywhere at July 12, 2016 09:16 PM (tvyXw)

320 I'm listening to Larry Elder now. He just played an amusing parody of a Trump press conference. I missed the beginning, so I don't know where it came from.

He's going to talk about Obama's speech soon.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

321 The Glocks Must Be Crazy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:17 PM (1ZOkK)

322 Your papa can't dance, but your Ma-Deuce will rock and roll!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:17 PM (XdbLA)

323 The Glocks of Wrath

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

324 The Glocks Must Be Crazy 2

Posted by: Sequels are always better at July 12, 2016 09:17 PM (Kc884)

325 A Fistful Of Glocks.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:17 PM (XdbLA)

326 Twelve O'Glock High

Glock 'Em High

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)

327 Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Glocks

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (P8951)

328 Is the Day of Rage a 245 hour thing? Or just Sun up to sundown?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (rwI+c)

329 Glocks on a Plane!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson in: at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (Kc884)

330 After reading the sidebar story about the GOP trying to find leagal remedies stop Obamas Iran giveway, I'd like to slap them upside the head with a copy of the constitution.

The only legal remedies available to you are contained inside.

You already got a court and the SCOTUS to tell Obama to knock off his bullshit, Obama told them and you to go pound sand.

You useless cunts.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (pqI8M)

331 Annie Get Your Glock

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (BO/km)

332 300 plus posts and not one Glockula??

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (WVsWD)

333 or 24


FMK

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (rwI+c)

334 Star Trek III: The Search For Glock

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (Nwg0u)

335 Glockwise

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

336 Ender's Glock

Posted by: books, too! at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (Kc884)

337 325 A Fistful Of Glocks.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:17 PM (XdbLA)

That one sounds like a porno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:19 PM (3ZoRf)

338 42
Can't understand why they didn't get up and walk out.... Maybe the audience was "stacked" with Friend

Because unlike the crass Obama, they had the manners and good taste not to further politicize what was supposed to be a solemn moment.


Posted by: NC Mountainl Girl at July 12, 2016 09:19 PM (skKIE)

339 Glockwise

Posted by: rickl

Counter-glockwise!

Posted by: 60s counterculture at July 12, 2016 09:19 PM (Kc884)

340

With Glock You Get Eggroll

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 09:19 PM (b6CU6)

341 The Glocks (in honor of Hitchcock)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:20 PM (1ZOkK)

342 The outlaw Josey Glocks

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 09:20 PM (Ffw22)

343 300 plus posts and not one Glockula

----

That's for the cereal thread

Count Glockula

Free pistol in every box

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 09:20 PM (Cq0oW)

344 Glocknado

Sorry, it had to be said.

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:20 PM (BO/km)

345 Two chickens in every Glock...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:20 PM (kP16F)

346 For Whom The Glock Tolls.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:20 PM (XdbLA)

347 Planes, Trains and Glocks.

Close Encounters of the Glock Kind.

Glock Wars

/why is it that all of these random Glock titles are more compelling than what's out in the theaters now?

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:21 PM (tvyXw)

348 History of the Glock Part One

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at July 12, 2016 09:21 PM (RvSAg)

349 Samwise Glockgee

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 09:21 PM (Ffw22)

350 For those about to Glock, we salute you...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:21 PM (kP16F)

351 Dirty Glocky

No that one doesn't quite work.

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (BO/km)

352 Glockers.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (XdbLA)

353 Shh! I'm trying to play the Glockenspiel!

Posted by: no one ever at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (Kc884)

354 What a piece of shit. And of course he uses his fake jive-ass black preacher voice. I also agree with Levin that TFG sounds increasingly unhinged. The content of his speech, just in the segment I listened to, is so divorced from relevance and reality as to be almost psychotic.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (0mRoj)

355 Somebody mention porn?

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (Sfs6o)

356
Twelve Angry Glocks

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (b6CU6)

357 A new commentor wandering on the site for the first timemight wonder what in the wide world of glocks is going on here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (3ZoRf)

358 Obama is a glocksucker.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at July 12, 2016 09:23 PM (P8951)

359 Mary Glockins

*sings sweetly* A spoonful of lead helps the criminal go down!

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at July 12, 2016 09:23 PM (RvSAg)

360 Glockbusters

Posted by: Unnecessary Feminist Sequels at July 12, 2016 09:23 PM (Kc884)

361 The Glocky Horror Picture Show

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:23 PM (0mRoj)

362 Just wait until he's out of office and no longer restrained by presidential decorum.

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2016 09:23 PM (Sfs6o)

363 It's what TDG does.....

Posted by: fu52 at July 12, 2016 09:23 PM (OkeXv)

364 Upon this Glock, I will build my church...

(Is that too irreverent?)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (kP16F)

365 362 Just wait until he's out of office and no longer restrained by presidential decorum.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2016 09:23 PM (Sfs6o)

Anyone else read that straight faced and then burst out laughing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (3ZoRf)

366
Glocks Of Madison County

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (b6CU6)

367 335 Glockwise
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:18 PM (sdi6R)


"Clockwise" was a John Cleese movie that seems to be almost forgotten now. I saw it when it first came out and enjoyed it, but I only saw it once so I don't know how well it has held up.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

368 Glock Full o' Nuts
Is a heavenly pistol
Better pistol a millionaire's
Money can't buy.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (Lsu4e)

369 I'm guessing "Glock Force" won't go over too well either.

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (BO/km)

370 28 how tfg lives with himself....how his wife and kids live with him....
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 12, 2016 08:30 PM (0O7c5)

I find the dynamics of their marriage odd. Both are liars.
Usually only one of a pair is a liar in my observations. They don't seem to have anything else in common except for their mutual disdain for "whitey". Maybe that's all it takes.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (CFc5L)

371 359
Mary Glockins



*sings sweetly* A spoonful of lead helps the criminal go down!

"English Nanny Mary Poppins in the victim of a violent crime, and when law enforcement fails her, she turns vigilante... in the most delightful way. "

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:25 PM (tvyXw)

372 Dreams From My Glock

Posted by: X at July 12, 2016 09:25 PM (nFwvY)

373 Flying LeatherGlocks

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 09:25 PM (Ffw22)

374 364 Upon this Glock, I will build my church...

(Is that too irreverent?)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (kP16F)

I think Peter might allow it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:25 PM (3ZoRf)

375 Let there be Glock... And there was Glock.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:25 PM (kP16F)

376 Riddle: how is TFG like a school in summertime?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 12, 2016 09:25 PM (WZwh1)

377 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2016 09:26 PM (KCxzN)

378 The longest Glock

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 09:26 PM (Ffw22)

379 Maybe we can get a Kickstarter going to make a Glockumentary.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:26 PM (0mRoj)

380 He is a platinum member of the DL. So its possible he picked up syphilis in Chicago. That would explain a lot. Looks more like Frank Marshall Davis every day, acts more like Al Capone every day.

Posted by: a balanced approach at July 12, 2016 09:26 PM (svFmG)

381 Gonna Glock around the Glock tonight...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:26 PM (kP16F)

382 Larry Elder is talking about Obama's speech now.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

383 "English Nanny Mary Poppins in the victim of a violent crime, and when law enforcement fails her, she turns vigilante... in the most delightful way. "
Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:25 PM (tvyXw)

Imagine what she could pull out of the bottomless bag.

Is that a recoilless rifle?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:26 PM (3ZoRf)

384 I was at the grocery store earlier, and the produce selection was pretty sad--wilted lettuce, bruised apples, etc. But, dang, nearly every display aisle had guns and ammo. Glocks by the gluten-free stuff, hunting rifles by the honey, fully automatic assault grenades by the toothpaste. Just astounding.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 12, 2016 09:27 PM (Kc884)

385 The Glocks of Navarone

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

386 The glockness monster

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 09:27 PM (Ffw22)

387 Glocksucker Blues

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:28 PM (7qAYi)

388 an interesting take from a black minister...

http://mychal-massie.com/premium/the- laws-of-unintended-consequences/

pretty sure Obola will never invite him to the Racist House.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 09:28 PM (YRstE)

389 Monty Python and the Holy Glock

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at July 12, 2016 09:28 PM (RvSAg)

390 385 The Glocks of Navarone
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

Did you see the sequel? Force Glock from Navarone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:28 PM (3ZoRf)

391 Snow Glock.
The Princess and the Glock.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (1dH2d)

392 I'm still thinking about long range target shooting on the Moon, since we're going to have Trumpus/Newt, which means Moon bases, with Casinos. And classy.

Orbital velocity at the surface of the Moon is about 5000'/s -- that means 3000'/s muzzle velocity will go a hell of a long way. We're tallking very long range small arms shots possible here. You could rain down small arms fire on someone from very far away. Your firing solutions would be partial orbital trajectories. And, since there's zero air resistance, the bullets would still have speed when they hit the target.

The surface of the Moon would be a sniper's paradise. Imagine a head shot at 50 miles or something. I doubt a human could control the firing angle exactly enough to do something like that, but it would be possible given enough control.

And I actually wonder about gun performance in vacuum. I wonder if anyone has looked into that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)

393
The Gansta wore Rugers.


Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (0AG8w)

394 13 Glocks

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (Lsu4e)

395 We down at the Brattleboro Family Planning and Gun and Ammo Store don't appreciate you making fun of our president of color

Posted by: Mary Glockenstein at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (nFwvY)

396 Glocks in Socks...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (kP16F)

397 Sharia von Trapp in The Sound of Glocks

The hills are alive with the sound of gunfire / With sounds they have heard
for a thousand years. / The Glocks fill my heart with the sound of music.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (wYnyS)

398 370 I find the dynamics of their marriage odd. Both are liars.

Usually only one of a pair is a liar in my observations. They don't
seem to have anything else in common except for their mutual disdain
for "whitey". Maybe that's all it takes.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 09:24 PM (CFc5L)
People of the lie get along quite well.

Posted by: a balanced approach at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (svFmG)

399 Does a broken Glock still shoot twice a day?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 09:30 PM (WVsWD)

400 Green Eggs and Glocks

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2016 09:30 PM (89T5c)

401 The surface of the Moon would be a sniper's paradise. Imagine a head
shot at 50 miles or something. I doubt a human could control the firing
angle exactly enough to do something like that, but it would be possible
given enough control.

---

That's what I do all day. It's pretty amazing.

Posted by: Chris Kyle in Heaven at July 12, 2016 09:30 PM (Kc884)

402
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence...With A Glock

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 12, 2016 09:30 PM (b6CU6)

403 I never got to see Obama's full eulogy, but from what I did see, he presented himself as a grotesque miserable little man with no redeeming qualities.

Barry's legacy has been carved in stone.

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (oia+s)

404 Glockpocalypto

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (BO/km)

405 If someone were to show Barry a Glock and a shotgun, do you think he'd be able to identify the Glock?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (1ZOkK)

406 People of the lie get along quite well.
Posted by: a balanced approach at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (svFmG)

I just don't see how. Knowing your partner is a liar and you yourself is a liar, just how can you trust each other at all?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (CFc5L)

407 Rio Glocko
El Glocko
The Quiet Glock
Donovan's Glock
The Sons of Katie Glock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (3ZoRf)

408 Meet The Glockers

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (7qAYi)

409 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)

Propellant would have to be different...no oxygen to burn traditional smokeless powder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2016 09:32 PM (Zu3d9)

410 401 Plenty of room for a range, that's for sure.

I'm in.

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2016 09:32 PM (Sfs6o)

411
Ruger mania!

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at July 12, 2016 09:32 PM (0AG8w)

412 A Glockalypse Now

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:32 PM (0mRoj)

413 I just don't see how. Knowing your partner is a liar and you yourself is a liar, just how can you trust each other at all?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (CFc5L)


Let's ask Hill and Bill!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:32 PM (1ZOkK)

414 The Hurt Glocker

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (Lsu4e)

415 tl;dr, but Glocknado?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (wYnyS)

416 248 Speaking of conservative talk show hosts passing Levin mentioned my uncle a week or two ago on his show. Said very kind words and spoke of their interviews and conversations. My uncle hosted a radio show in SF his name was Lee Rodgers, he turned me onto Levin.
Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2016 09:04 PM (wnwJC)
-------------------------
Bless your uncle for his work in SF, the very belly of the beast! May he rest in the peace and perpetual light of God.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (T/5A0)

417 Beavis and Glockhead

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (Ffw22)

418

First man: "Excuse me, sir. Do you happen to have the time of day?"

Second man: "What do you think I look like? A Glock?"

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (kP16F)

419 Glock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (0mRoj)

420 And I actually wonder about gun performance in vacuum. I wonder if anyone has looked into that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)


Yes.

But I can't see past the whole "grab the meme in your teeth and shake your head until you black out" thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (wB8Tg)

421 414
The Hurt Glocker


Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (Lsu4e)


or

The Glock Locker

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (1ZOkK)

422 Old Man and the Glock

Posted by: Zombie Hemingway at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM (89T5c)

423 Dances with Glocks

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (RvSAg)

424 Tombglock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (3ZoRf)

425 Why, it's as if he is a slinky-assed cocksucker.

Hold it... is something subliminal going on here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (9mTYi)

426 Anonymous on you tube in conjunction with BLM calls for a Day of Rage in 37 cities this Friday

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (zOTsN)

427 The Dark Glock Rises

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (jeefx)

428 I'm more of a Sig Sauer and Smith & Wesson guy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (Sfs6o)

429 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Glock

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)

430 This is Spinal Glock

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (7qAYi)

431 Wyatt Glock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (3ZoRf)

432 What Obama needs is....Glock Boy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (1ZOkK)

433 Propellant would have to be different...no oxygen to burn traditional smokeless powder.

*waits for it*

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (rwI+c)

434 A Glock called Wanda.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (O7t1/)

435 ArmaGlocken

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (3ZoRf)

436 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Glock

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

437 I remember way back when all we had were wind up Glocks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (WVsWD)

438 The Unbearable Glockness of Being

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)

439 Did I miss this? Or is the Horde letting me down?


The Sound of Glocksmic


It's Austria, for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (GUBah)

440 i still think that because Barry has no African american heritage, he has to always be more AA than real AAs.

Posted by: avi at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (fijdj)

441 Imagine what she could pull out of the bottomless bag.



Is that a recoilless rifle?
--

See? This stuff just writes itself.

/Hollywood? Are you listening? There's at least five years of screenplays here.

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (tvyXw)

442 The Paul Wellstone memorial turned into pep/political rally.

In 2002, dem Sen. Paul Wellstone died in a plane crash. The dems at the memorial, which turned into a political rally so fierce that Trent Lott and the Republicans in attendance were forced to leave, were so political and liberal that it turned the entire country off.

The dems lost their butts in the mid-terms after that fiasco.

I have high hopes after today.


Posted by: kakypat at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (HUXet)

443 TommyGlockers...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (kP16F)

444 SherGlock Holmes

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)

445 O Glock Where Art Thou?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (jeefx)

446 Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (0mRoj)

D'oh!

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

447 Glockilition Man

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (3ZoRf)

448 Just listened to W's speech. So much better than Shit Midas' fucking blathering.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (CS7jF)

449 Glock Lobster!

Posted by: B-52s at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (7qAYi)

450 Three Men and a Glock

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (Lsu4e)

451 I remember way back when all we had were wind up Glocks.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 09:34 PM (WVsWD)
---------------------------
...what is the latest on Glock Boy? Has he graduated from MIT yet?

Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (NUqwG)

452 Oh Glock!

Book two(?)

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (O7t1/)

453 Never mind, I missed it, lol

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (GUBah)

454 Bell, Glock, and Candle

Posted by: c at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (nFwvY)

455 Protests in 37 cities. I think they may regret this

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

456 Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:35 PM (GUBah)


397

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (wYnyS)

457
No Colts for Old Men.

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (0AG8w)

458 Ben Glock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (3ZoRf)

459 Attack of the Killer Glocks

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (jeefx)

460 Protests in 37 cities. I think they may regret this

Are any within driving distance? I'll bring the popcorn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (rwI+c)

461 The Glock Locker

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:33 PM
~~~~~

Better!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (Lsu4e)

462 I have to set my alarm Glock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (89T5c)

463 Oh Glock, You Glock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (3ZoRf)

464 Aglockalypse Now

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (O7t1/)

465
Let's ask Hill and Bill!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 09:32 PM (1ZOkK)

I think they lead separate lives, a corporation of some sort. She may just send memos to him, he seems to be an outsider and given orders when necessary.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (CFc5L)

466 Okay. I have a Glock, too.

Posted by: kakypat at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (HUXet)

467 438
The Unbearable Glockness of Being
---

"Unable to commit to any woman, a man realizes that the only thin that has meaning in life is his Glock."

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (tvyXw)

468 How about 5 O'Glock High?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (WVsWD)

469 Glock 9 From Outer Space

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (7qAYi)

470
@443

Ok, that's a good one.

Posted by: Jon Ne Onename at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (0AG8w)

471 Glockipoli

Glockamole

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:37 PM (9mTYi)

472 The B 52's sing:

Glock Lobster.

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:38 PM (tvyXw)

473 Space Glocks

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:38 PM (3ZoRf)

474 The Hero and The Glock

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:38 PM (jeefx)

475 Damn, I want to call Larry Elder now and tell him my health club story. But I'm too shy, and slightly drunk.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

476 James and the Giant Glock

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:38 PM (O7t1/)

477 Protests in 37 cities. I think they may regret this

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

I expect the full majesty of Federal Law Enforcement to be very visible and actively supporting the protestors in case this happens!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:38 PM (wYnyS)

478 Glockaround Guys

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (0mRoj)

479 The Last Glockfighter

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (O7t1/)

480 The surface of the Moon would be a sniper's paradise. Imagine a head shot at 50 miles or something. I doubt a human could control the firing angle exactly enough to do something like that, but it would be possible given enough control.

And I actually wonder about gun performance in vacuum. I wonder if anyone has looked into that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)


I remember reading a science fiction short story about an astronaut on the Moon who encountered a hostile alien, who fired upon him. He fired back with his high-powered rifle, and missed. Subsequently, it transpires that the alien was not really hostile, but confused or frightened, and they begin to come to terms. Then the fired bullet completes its orbit...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (GSdpU)

481 Bad Day at Black Glock

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (7qAYi)

482 Unforglocken

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (3ZoRf)

483 The Jug Eared Fuck has one mode. Full-on, pedal to the metal brat.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (eyEhC)

484 The Seventh Glock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (3ZoRf)

485 Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (7qAYi)

Niiiiice.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (O7t1/)

486 It's Five O'Glock Somewhere

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (wYnyS)

487 406

I just don't see how. Knowing your partner is a liar and you yourself is a liar, just how can you trust each other at all?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 09:31 PM (CFc5L)

I think you trust because you have an alliance. they are partners in lies. They will always back up your lie.


"The People of the Lie" is a great book by psychiatrist Scott Peck that opened my eyes to evil. Evil is basically murder. But you don't have to kill someone to murder them. You can kill their spirit. You can kill with lies and confusion.

He gives an example on one couple who gave their 15-year-old son a 22 rifle for Christmas. Sounds nice. Except it was the rifle their other son used to kill himself.

http://amzn.to/29D3DYV

Posted by: a balanced approach at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (svFmG)

488 And I actually wonder about gun performance in vacuum. I wonder if anyone has looked into that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)


It would make shooting a lot cheaper. You wouldn't have to rifle your barrels, anymore, and sights wouldn't have to account for windage. Not sure how combustion in the round would go ... Might have to put little oxygen cartridge attachments on the chamber or have little space suits for the guns ...

Air guns will probably be the thing to use on the moon. After all, you just have to make little holes to kill things there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (zc3Db)

489 The Wizard of Glock.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (1dH2d)

490 37 cities, in 26 states


Buckle up and stay out of urban areas. And pray for the police

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (zOTsN)

491 Glockwork Orange

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (Sfs6o)

492 Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (1ijHg)

493 Board-glock Empire

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (7qAYi)

494 I invented the Glock.

Posted by: Ahmed the Glock Maker at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (9mTYi)

495 Glocking Dead

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (7qAYi)

496 Rear Glock

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (jeefx)

497 We must pay homage to the scene in which Glocksteria originated:


https://youtu.be/ecwK3UMxoxQ




Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (GUBah)

498 Glocks from my Father

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (T/cxb)

499 @469, josephstan

"Glock 9 From Outer Space"...

You've crossed a line, sir!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (kP16F)

500 Team Glock:World Police

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (RvSAg)

501 492 Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (1ijHg)

They are angry, and they are being encouraged. That is all they need to know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (3ZoRf)

502 Glock Hard

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (O7t1/)

503
Propellant would have to be different...no oxygen to burn traditional smokeless powder.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2016 09:32 PM (Zu3d9)


None needed. Gunpowder contains its own oxidizer. Which is why you can fire a gun underwater. Russians carried guns into space. No reason at all why they wouldn't work just fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (GSdpU)

504 The Glock Who Shot Liberty Valance

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (GUBah)

505 354---the content of his speech, just in the segment I listened to, is so divorced from relevance and reality as to be almost psychotic.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
--------------------------------
YES---and yet most of the people praising the speech are quite sincere.
Which tells us how far gone the country is now.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (T/5A0)

506 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Glock

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (oia+s)

507 Lord of the Glocks.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (eyEhC)

508 One arrives late at the thread at ~500 comments. Lo and behold, it's a gun thread.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 12, 2016 09:42 PM (SLha+)

509 Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo
-----------------

Population has nothing to do with the ability to control society.

Posted by: Trannys in the girl's room at July 12, 2016 09:42 PM (9mTYi)

510 Raising Glock

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:42 PM (jeefx)

511 Roboglock

Posted by: Trannys in the girl's room at July 12, 2016 09:42 PM (9mTYi)

512 Glocks, Lies, and Videotape

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 12, 2016 09:42 PM (O7t1/)

513 6 how many times did Obama demand we let him be clear?
_______________________

Mentioned himself 45 times.

Because no Obama speech is complete without dozens of references to himself.

One of the references was to the racism he has suffered in his own life. LOL. Can't make this shit up. Poor, poor, Barry. What suffering he has endured because of his skin color!

His skin color got him admitted to Columbia when he didn't have the grades, got him admitted to Harvard Law when he didn't have the grades, got him a book deal for his autobiography when he'd never actually done anything (except graduate law school, while black), got him elected to the Illinois senate, got him elected to the U.S. Senate, got him a Nobel Prize, and got him elected president of the U.S.-- twice.

We should all have had to endure as much "suffering" because of raaaaaacism as Dear Leader has!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (NnYnv)

514 191 days left. http://tinyurl.com/obama-goes

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (hOtJL)

515 Rooster Glockburn

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (GUBah)

516 497 We must pay homage to the scene in which Glocksteria originated:


https://youtu.be/ecwK3UMxoxQ




Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (GUBah)

Without looking. Is that the "Glock 7" scene from Die Hard 2? Porcelain gun, made in Germany...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (3ZoRf)

517 The speech was Kafkaesque. For you rubes, that means it was good. I think.

Posted by: The Newtster at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (Tyii7)

518 Glock Man of Alcatraz.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (eyEhC)

519 And washrivergal --- look how well the democrat party gets along with each other. They always toe the party line. Always. They don't primary each other.

Liars get along fabulously with other liars.

Posted by: a balanced approach at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (svFmG)

520 505
354---the content of his speech, just in the segment I listened to, is
so divorced from relevance and reality as to be almost psychotic.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:22 PM (0mRoj)

--------------------------------

YES---and yet most of the people praising the speech are quite sincere.

Which tells us how far gone the country is now.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 09:41 PM (T/5A0)


Who's more of a psycho, the babbler or the people who praise the babble?

These people are insane. Actually, literally, thoroughly, and completely insane.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (J+mig)

521 http://pastebin.com/t51Y8x8c



List of cities

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (zOTsN)

522 Glockfather Parts I & II

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (7qAYi)

523 MILFS and Their Big Black Glocks

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (jeefx)

524 You really want to know what kind speech King Barky gave today?: ask POS Paul Ryan what kind of speech it was. ......Ryan's answer would be, my friends, what we are really up against.

A large part of our 'army' , so to speak, is lead by cowards and hungry for power guys who , in reality, are not much different at all than Barky.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (3ZttN)

525 Gun Trek III The Search for Glock.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (WVsWD)

526 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (3ZoRf)


You are correct, sir!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (GUBah)

527 "492
Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh."


Not in Oregon, because there aren't many blacks in Oregon. The BLM folks have morphed from the Occupy movement, and are funded by Soros.

The people at the Portland BLM protest are the most lily white bunch of anarchists I've ever seen!

Posted by: kakypat at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (HUXet)

528 The Audacity of Glock

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (T/cxb)

529 Beauty And The Glock.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (1dH2d)

530 Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM (1ijHg)

Yes, but the political power is on their side.
Having said that, I think that only a very small percentage of the black population are playing with fire and don't have any idea of the possible consequences.I know it's anecdotal, but I keep interfacing with random black people I don't know and I never get the impression they want to kill me for being white! I don't think that is because they are masterful actors capable of concealing their emotions!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (wYnyS)

531 Not one city in Texas though

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

532 Glockenspiel - A tedious, vapid, tiresome address by The Barker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (9mTYi)

533 Just outside working. G-damn I like to cuss!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (9ym/8)

534 Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh.
-------------------
Almost twice that - 13.2 percent, 13.6 percent with black hispanics

Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (NUqwG)

535 Confusion that never stops
The closing walls and the clicking glocks

Posted by: Goldplay at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (SLha+)

536 John Glocktoastan.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (jeefx)

537 "The People of the Lie" is a great book by psychiatrist Scott Peck that
opened my eyes to evil. Evil is basically murder. But you don't have to
kill someone to murder them. You can kill their spirit. You can kill
with lies and confusion.
---

I read this a while ago. Recommend it.

Anecdotally, I severed a business relationship earlier this year, and since that time, I've come to realize that the partner I worked with daily, lied to me. A lot. How much? I'll never know. However, realizing that explains a lot of things in the past. I was constantly confused by his behavior and lack of reasoning.

Economically, things could be way better at the moment.

But getting the potentially compulsive liar out of my life as made me so much happier.

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (tvyXw)

538 Nearly all of them call for protests to begin at 7 pm

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (zOTsN)

539 That tool kissed the JEF's ass for years, making sure he'd get the occasional interview. O'Reilly is a wife-abusing douche.


Needs repeating.

Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (KT0Xb)

540 TFG...

Funny, I've never been given a background check for a book purchase. I've never had a criminal history probe, nor fingerprints recorded to conceal a book.

Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 09:46 PM (3VWEl)

541 Two Glocks for Sister Sarah.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:46 PM (eyEhC)

542 Confusion that never stops
The closing walls and the clicking glocks
Posted by: Goldplay


I was really hoping for that to have been posted by "Gunplay".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 09:46 PM (T/cxb)

543 Doctor Glockenpenis

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:46 PM (jeefx)

544 Nearly all of them call for protests to begin at 7 pm
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (zOTsN)
------------------------------
Got to gt it in before curfew.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 12, 2016 09:46 PM (NUqwG)

545 Nope. One in Austin.

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

546 531 Not one city in Texas though
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

Austin was on there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (3ZoRf)

547 540 TFG...

Funny, I've never been given a background check for a book purchase. I've never had a criminal history probe, nor fingerprints recorded to conceal a book.
Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 09:46 PM (3VWEl)

I've never paid $500+ for a book either.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

548 Gunpowder has its own oxidizer built right in. High powered explosives generally generally do.

I was looking around and found Mythbusters actually fired a handgun in a vacuum chamber to see what happened. It works fine, but inside a fixed volumn vacuum chamber, they had some weird effects. It's the high speed gas coming out. It bounced around in the chamber somehow, causing pressure waves that were interesting.

It turns out cosmonauts carried guns in space. It was part of survival pack, meant in case they landed somewhere unintentional. The gun was part of some multi-use tool they came up with. It was a gun and other tools as well.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (DW+jj)

549 Let's meet TFG halfway - buy inner city kids books about Glocks.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (7qAYi)

550 Jinx.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (3ZoRf)

551 45 cities

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (zOTsN)

552 Without looking. Is that the "Glock 7" scene from Die Hard 2? Porcelain gun, made in Germany...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:43 PM (3ZoRf)

Die Hard 2 was fucking terrible. It was the 1st movie again, only with a anti-anti-Communist spin.

Oh, and William Sadler did naked Tai Chi in the beginning.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (wQWv4)

553 Weird.. I've happened on a post that won't post.

Try posting, "The Longest" and add the word Glock. It disappears if I do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (9mTYi)

554 For Whom the Glock Tolls.

Glock and Peace.


The Good Glock.


The Glocks of Wrath.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (GSdpU)

555 534
Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh.

-------------------

Almost twice that - 13.2 percent, 13.6 percent with black hispanics
xxx

How many blacks legally own a gun?

How many blacks have served in the military?

How many blacks go hunting?

How many blacks in the hood have the capability to think out and execute a complex plan?

Seems to me that the 13% would not do well if the 87% got angry with them.

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (tvyXw)

556 Lord of the Glocks.

Posted by: RI Red at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (v+pWB)

557 No cities in SC either.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (1ijHg)

558 475 Damn, I want to call Larry Elder now and tell him my health club story. But I'm too shy, and slightly drunk.
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:38 PM (sdi6R)


He asked for white people to call in to talk about the times they've been stopped by police, and I have a perfect story. I mentioned it here a few days ago, but I don't remember which thread it was on.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

559 Can we ban everyone who has posted a 'glock' pun, for being off topic?

Posted by: Goldplay at July 12, 2016 09:48 PM (SLha+)

560 Glock and Prejudice

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:48 PM (jeefx)

561 Let's meet TFG halfway - buy inner city kids books about Glocks.

A kind word and a Glock will get you more books than a kind word alone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 09:48 PM (T/cxb)

562 I've never paid $500+ for a book either.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)


You haven't bought a textbook, lately.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 09:48 PM (zc3Db)

563 559 Can we ban everyone who has posted a 'glock' pun, for being off topic?
Posted by: Goldplay at July 12, 2016 09:48 PM (SLha+)

Don't be a Glockblocker.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (0mRoj)

564 Fletch lives!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (89T5c)

565 No protest in Honolulu? Oh yeah, whitey is a minority there.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (eyEhC)

566 492 Do the Blacks really want a race war? Don't they know that they are only what, 7% of the U.S. population? Sheesh.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM
----------------------
More like 14%, I think.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (T/5A0)

567 Thrawn has triggered the July posting of this excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night':


"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (9mTYi)

568 562 I've never paid $500+ for a book either.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

You haven't bought a textbook, lately.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 09:48 PM (zc3Db)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (0mRoj)

569 Oh, and William Sadler did naked Tai Chi in the beginning.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (wQWv4)

Yeah, that first scene kind of set the scene for the whole movie. Like the way they worked in Patti Page "Old Cape Cod" though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (3ZoRf)

570 Seems to me that the 13% would not do well if the 87% got angry with them.


Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (tvyXw)"

Word!

Posted by: kakypat at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (HUXet)

571 "Protests in 37 cities. I think they may regret this"

I can't find the list of cities.

Anybody know if B'More is on it?

I may have some planning to do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (ptqRm)

572 Oh, and William Sadler did naked Tai Chi in the beginning.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (wQWv4)

Is Tai Chi a hot Asian chick?

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (7qAYi)

573 Listening to the Levin clip... he's Fisking Obama, and this is the most I've heard Obama speak in years.

What a mean and nasty person he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (Dj0WE)

574 517
The speech was Kafkaesque. For you rubes, that means it was good. I think.

---

sorry.

/you won't be back for Final Jeopardy, and unfortunately, you won't get the Turtle Wax, Rice a Roni or the ceramic dalmation

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (tvyXw)

575 And of that 13%, how many are middle-class, i.e. have stuff to lose?

My guess is at least half.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (1ijHg)

576 Damn! I'm being disappeared. What have I done now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (9mTYi)

577 The Longest Glock2

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (BO/km)

578 562 I've never paid $500+ for a book either.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

I've sold books for that much before.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (7qAYi)

579 The Wizard of Glock.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:51 PM (eyEhC)

580 It did it for me too Mike but not when I added the 2

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:51 PM (BO/km)

581 "I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:49 PM (9mTYi)

I need to try to get through some Spillane again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:51 PM (3ZoRf)

582 Longest glock

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:51 PM (BO/km)

583 Glocks are a Girl's Best Friend.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (eyEhC)

584 Baltimore: 7:00PM (201 E Pratt St, Baltimore, MD 21202)

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (tvyXw)

585 MLK is smiling.

WE ARE ALL JUDGING BARRY BY THE CONTENT OF HIS CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: avi at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (fijdj)

586 http://pastebin.com/t51Y8x8c

Link to cities. Baltimore is on it

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (zOTsN)

587 576 Damn! I'm being disappeared. What have I done now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:50 PM (9mTYi)

Stuff seems to be sticking around fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (3ZoRf)

588
"The People of the Lie" is a great book by psychiatrist Scott Peck that opened my eyes to evil. Evil is basically murder. But you don't have to kill someone to murder them. You can kill their spirit. You can kill with lies and confusion.

He gives an example on one couple who gave their 15-year-old son a 22 rifle for Christmas. Sounds nice. Except it was the rifle their other son used to kill himself.

http://amzn.to/29D3DYV
Posted by: a balanced approach at July 12, 2016 09:39 PM (svFmG)

Wow, that's beyond disturbing.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (CFc5L)

589 "The Longest Glock"

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:53 PM (BO/km)

590 That works. Odd.

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 09:53 PM (BO/km)

591 Here's the BLM protest list, hope it's OK to post it:

N A T I O N W I D E C A L L T O A C T I O N === J U L Y 1 5 2 0 1 6


7PM ET, 6PM CT, 5PM MT, 4PM PT

Phoenix: 5:00PM (EASTLAKE PARK, 1549 E Jefferson St , Phoenix, AZ 85034)
Tuscon: 5:00PM (CATALINA PARK, 900 N 4th Avenue, Tucson, AZ 85705)
Little Rock: 6:00PM (OUTSIDE STATE CAPITOL BUILDING, Dr Martin Luther King Jr Dr., Little Rock, AR 72201)
San Francisco: 4:00PM (CIVIC CENTER PLAZA, 355 Mcallister St, San Francisco, California 94102)
Oakland: 4:00PM (FRANK OGAWA PLAZA, 1 Frank H Ogawa Plaza, Oakland, CA 94612)
Los Angeles: 4:00PM (LEIMERT PLAZA PARK, 4395 Leimert Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 9000
Denver: 5:00PM (CIVIC CENTER PARK, 100 W 14th Ave Pkwy, Denver, Colorado 80204)
Washington DC: 7:00PM (OUTSIDE WHITE HOUSE, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500)
Atlanta: 7:00PM (OLD DECATUR COURTHOUSE, 101 E Court Sq, Decatur, GA 30030)
Tampa: 7:00PM (OUTSIDE HILLSBOROUGH COURTHOUSE, 800 E Twiggs St, Tampa, FL)
Orlando: 7:00PM (LAKE EOLA PARK, 195 N Rosalind Ave, Orlando, Florida 32801)
Miami: 7:00PM (GWEN CHERRY PARK, NW 71 St., Miami, Florida, 33147)
Chicago: 6:00PM (RICHARD J DALEY CENTER, 50 W Washington St, Chicago, Illinois 60602)
Des Moines: 6:00PM (IOWA STATE CAPITOL, 1007 E Grand Ave, Des Moines, IA 50319)
New Orleans: 6:00PM (LAFAYETTE SQUARE, New Orleans, LA 70130)
Baltimore: 7:00PM (201 E Pratt St, Baltimore, MD 21202)
Boston: 7:00PM (MASSACHUSETTS STATE HOUSE, 24 Beacon St, Boston, MA 01233)
Detroit: 7:00PM (Campus Martius Park, Detroit, Michigan 48226)
Lansing: 7:00PM (STATE CAPITOL BUILDING, Capitol Avenue at Michigan Avenue, Lansing, MI 48933)
Ann Arbor: 7:00PM (THE DIAG, Burns Park, Ann Arbor, MI 48109)
Minneapolis: 6:00PM (MINNEAPOLIS URBAN LEAGUE, 2100 Plymouth Ave N, Minneapolis, MN 55411
St. Louis: 6:00PM (GATEWAY ARCH, St. Louis 63102)
Carson City: 4:00PM (NEVADA STATE CAPITOL BUILDING, 101 N Carson St, Carson City, Nevada 89701)
Manhattan, NY: 7:00PM (TIMES SQUARE, Manhattan, NY, 10036)
Newark: 7:00PM (NEWARK CITY HALL, 920 Broad Street, Newark, New Jersey 07102)
Durham: 7:00PM (200 E. Main St. Durham, North Carolina)
Columbus: 7:00PM (GOODALE PARK, Columbus, Ohio 43215)
Cleveland: 7:00PM (CLEVELAND PUBLIC LIBRARY, 325 Superior Ave E, Cleveland, Ohio 44114)
Portland: 4:00PM (PIONEER COURTHOUSE SQUARE, 701 SW 6th Ave, Portland, Oregon 97204)
Philadelphia: 7:00PM (LOVE PARK, 1599 John F Kennedy Blvd, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19102)
Pittsburgh: 7:00PM (PITTSBURGH CITY-COUNTY BUILDING, 414 Grant St, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 15219)
Nashville: 6:00PM (801 Broadway Nashville, TN 37203 Estes Kefauver Federal Building)
Memphis: 6:00PM (Health Sciences Park Memphis, TN)
Austin: 6:00PM (TEXAS STATE CAPITOL, Outside South Gate-11th and Congress Ave.)
Salt Lake City: 5:00PM (SALT LAKE CITY COMMUNITY COLLEGE, 4600 S Redwood Rd, Salt Lake City, Utah 84123)
Seattle: 4:00PM (QUEEN ANNE BAPTIST CHURCH, 2011 1st Ave N, Seattle, Washington 98109)
Milwaukee: 5:00PM (DINEEN PARK, Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:53 PM (tvyXw)

592 I need to try to get through some Spillane again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:51 PM (3ZoRf)

Barnes & Noble has Criterion Collection DVDs for 50% off. That plus my member coupon means I ordered my favorite noir "Kiss Me Deadly" for $17.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:53 PM (7qAYi)

593 584 Baltimore: 7:00PM (201 E Pratt St, Baltimore, MD 21202)
Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (tvyXw)

Right by Inner Harbor.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)

594 I just read the first chapter of Glock and Peace. Whew!

Posted by: Glockkiller...TEXIT at July 12, 2016 09:53 PM (yxupc)

595 Economically, things could be way better at the moment.

But getting the potentially compulsive liar out of my life as made me so much happier.


Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:45 PM (tvyXw)


It's always better to cut those people out of your life. Compulsive liars are only interested in what benefits them, and eventually, double-crossing you will benefit them. They won't have the slightest compunction about it, because they're already used to rationalizing everything, and most of them believe the endless series of pretexts they invent to explain their actions.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 09:54 PM (J+mig)

596 Thanks ThunderB


Charm City made it!

Time to go do some stuff.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2016 09:54 PM (ptqRm)

597 37 cities, in 26 states

Buckle up and stay out of urban areas. And pray for the police

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:40 PM


anyone have a list or a link to same? thx

(my apologies if it's up-thread & I missed it)

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2016 09:54 PM (KCxzN)

598 ....

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 09:55 PM (Ffw22)

599 O Glock You Devil.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:55 PM (jeefx)

600 I noticed the list was posted by the "Anonymous" group.

Question for protesters: How do you know if the Anonymous crew are actually out there with you, or just setting you up?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 09:55 PM (T/cxb)

601 It did it for me too Mike but not when I added the 2
Posted by: freaked
-------------

Odd. I wonder what the problem is.

-----------
Stuff seems to be sticking around fine.
Posted by: Aetius

---

Yup seems okay. Just an anxiety attack.
Still, what I mentioned above will NOT post.

The + Longest + Glock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:55 PM (9mTYi)

602 At least it's Friday not Saturday. I'm headed from Philly to NYC on Saturday.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 09:55 PM (7qAYi)

603 Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 09:52 PM (zOTsN)

Interesting that Washington DC is on that list

"Washington DC: 7:00PM (OUTSIDE WHITE HOUSE, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500)"

Maybe Barry will march wif his peeps?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:55 PM (wYnyS)

604 Question: how many of these protests are going to be near a baseball stadium?

I know it's somewhat close to Comerica Park in Detroit; not sure if there's a game there that night.

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:55 PM (tvyXw)

605 "Portland: 4:00PM (PIONEER COURTHOUSE SQUARE, 701 SW 6th Ave, Portland, Oregon 97204)

shibumi"


That's where all of the lily white anarchists, formerly known as Occupy, hang out.

When I say "lily white", I mean so white that they glow!

Posted by: kakypat at July 12, 2016 09:56 PM (HUXet)

606 The Glock Always Shoots Twice.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 09:56 PM (eyEhC)

607 Too late.
OK: Fellowship of the Glock
The Two Glocks
Return of the Glock

Posted by: RI Red at July 12, 2016 09:57 PM (9+vx7)

608 It's always better to cut those people out of your
life. Compulsive liars are only interested in what benefits them, and
eventually, double-crossing you will benefit them. They won't have the
slightest compunction about it, because they're already used to
rationalizing everything, and most of them believe the endless series of
pretexts they invent to explain their actions.



Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 09:54 PM
----

I know Cato. Thank you for reminding me though!

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 09:57 PM (tvyXw)

609 Levin is upset about this. Yet Levin is a never trumper who is apparently fine with Hillary picking the supreme court. Can't wait to hear Hillary do the gun control routine at the funerals for next years muslim mostly peaceful protests.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 09:57 PM (NAv1Q)

610 I guess Atlanta is the closest target to me, but Memphis would be more fun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:57 PM (rwI+c)

611 The Postman Always Glocks Twice.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Kasich at July 12, 2016 09:57 PM (Tyii7)

612 BLM is protesting in Salt Lake City!?!?!??

LOL.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 09:58 PM (jeefx)

613 Curious George and the Glock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:58 PM (9mTYi)

614 The Call of Glock -HP Guncraft

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 09:58 PM (T/cxb)

615 Nothing in Alabama or Mississippi. Not even in Birmingham.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (rwI+c)

616 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 09:54 PM (J+mig)

Similar thing happened to my son, he finally figured out his business partner was stealing/embezzling from the company (and him) and he threatened to sue and got a nice settlement from the company and has moved on. He's in a much better state of mind now.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (wYnyS)

617 615 Nothing in Alabama or Mississippi. Not even in Birmingham.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (rwI+c)

Nor Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (3ZoRf)

618 609 Levin is upset about this. Yet Levin is a never trumper who is apparently fine with Hillary picking the supreme court. Can't wait to hear Hillary do the gun control routine at the funerals for next years muslim mostly peaceful protests.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 09:57 PM (NAv1Q)


No, Levin is not a Trump fan, but he is not a #NeverTrumper.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (sdi6R)

619 614 The Call of Glock -HP Guncraft
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 09:58 PM (T/cxb)

The Glock of Cthulhu
The Glock on the Doorstep
The Glock that Came to Sarnarth

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (0mRoj)

620 Glock, James Glock in

Glockfinger

Thunderglock

On Her Majesty's Secret Glock

Glocks are Forever

The Man with the Golden Glock

The Glock Who Loved Me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (GILMl)

621 *Sarnath

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (0mRoj)

622 The Shooting of Dan McGrew... With a Glock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (9mTYi)

623 The Man With the Golden Glock.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (eyEhC)

624 I see the Phoenix location is where the 'hood would be, if Phoenix had a 'hood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (GSdpU)

625 I'm sure the are hoping for counter protestors

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (zOTsN)

626 (dang)

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (eyEhC)

627 Great...Austin is on the list...yay

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (swEzU)

628 Since we are doing the Glock book thing, I thought I would enlighten you all on a real Glock interest that isn't a gun.

Gaston Glock and his second wife are huge equestrian enthusiasts. He built and runs a state of the art equestrian and horse breeding center in Austria that is one of the nicest in the world.

His horses have won numerous championships, have competed in the Olympics and his riding team is made up of World and Olympic Champions.

Best of all , his horses all have the prefix of "Glock".
His show advertisements for events he holds will always have a Glock handgun pictured. His horses are blanketed in blankets blazoned with the Glock emblem.

Here is a link to their website, although their facebook page is much more interesting, with photo updates everyday.

http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/home/?q=user

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (Zm/1F)

629 Damn. The place sometimes really sux when a meem is introduced. Carry on.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (YLidQ)

630 Glock '73

Nah that don't work either.

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 10:01 PM (BO/km)

631 Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (GILMl)

All of those came out porny.

For your Glock only

Octoglock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:01 PM (3ZoRf)

632 Yeah, Gretchen, that's a Glock in my pants and I am happy to see you at the same time.


Posted by: Randy Roger A. in NYC at July 12, 2016 10:01 PM (DW+jj)

633 Obama is nothing special at all.

He is just a run of the mill leftist, who happened to have billions of dollars backing from technology to wall street to labor unions.

I have met thousands of people just like Obama in my travels around America. The left is all the same. You met one leftist, you have met them all!

To the left, EVERYTHING is political. EVERYTHING! Nothing is sacred. Nothing should just be dealt with honorably and with dignity. Everything must be put into a political context so it can be USED TO FURTHER THE LEFTIST POLITICAL AGENDA.

That is their religion. If your dead loved ones can be used to advance liberalism, they will do it and to them it makes perfect sense!

These are sick sick people, so it shocks me that some on the "right" are actually fine with Hillary just because they are mad at trump.

It seems many STILL do not understand the depths of the Left's insanity.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:01 PM (NAv1Q)

634 I'm sure the are hoping for counter protestors

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 10:00 PM (zOTsN)

Begging for it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:01 PM (wYnyS)

635 Glocktopussy

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:01 PM (0mRoj)

636 Deep Glock.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (eyEhC)

637 Levin is upset about this. Yet Levin is a never trumper who is apparently fine with Hillary picking the supreme court. Can't wait to hear Hillary do the gun control routine at the funerals for next years muslim mostly peaceful protests.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 09:57 PM (NAv1Q)

Not true.

Levin trashes Trump almost daily but has never said he'll never vote for him. He wants a reason to vote for Trump other than Not Hillary.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (d+966)

638 I see the Phoenix location is where the 'hood would be, if Phoenix had a 'hood.

Heh, predicted high of 113 that day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (T/cxb)

639 Glockin 2 Electric Boogalo

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (jeefx)

640 I'm sure the are hoping for counter protestors
Posted by: ThunderB
-------------

They are intent upon provoking a reaction. Looking forward to it. The media are holding the presses in fervent hopes some dopey white guy (or cop) will finally do something rash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (9mTYi)

641 20,000 Glocks Under the Sea

A tragedy of Shakespearean proportions.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (0mRoj)

642 @609 Duncan MacLeod The Highlander-Some of us actually listen to his show. You should try it sometime too. If you did you would realize that he is not a "nevertrumper". Do your homework.

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (wnwJC)

643 rickl 618, I am glad to hear that. I heard him say on his radio show he was a never trumper at one point. I am glad he changed his mind on that.

Thank you for the heads up.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:03 PM (NAv1Q)

644 The Man With The Golden Glock

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

645 Ya know, I'm white. I was raised white, in a white town, in an overwhelmingly white state (back 50 odd years ago). I was raised middle class, during times when my people and my country were struggling, just coming out of the Great Depression and WWII. But I was raised right -- there was no tolerance of racism in my home, my school, or my church. Other races weren't excluded from my little Pacific NW town, just not many chose to live there back then.

But now, I'm a racist. I'm a racist because I won't tolerate reciprocal racism today from people whose race someone else, long ago, exploited or abused because of their race. I'm a racist because I apparently have thoughts I don't know I have, because 'white privilege'. I'm a racist because I think the best form of reparations is for everyone capable of it to get a good education, get the best job you can, marry, stay married to one person, raise a family together, and be happy. I'm racist because I think skin color doesn't excuse thuggery and thievery and sloth. And murder. I'm a racist because I don't think Islamist murders should gain a foothold in our country. Well.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 12, 2016 10:03 PM (hOtJL)

646 They are intent upon provoking a reaction. Looking forward to it. The media are holding the presses in fervent hopes some dopey white guy (or cop) will finally do something rash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (9mTYi)

In light of Dallas, I worry more for the cops than the protesters though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:04 PM (3ZoRf)

647 The Glocktagon

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:04 PM (0mRoj)

648 642, JROD, I did listen to it. He said it on the air. He screamed he was a never trumper, and I stopped tuning in after that because I can't waste time on insanity like that, but if he has changed his mind since, I am very glad to hear it, so thanks for telling me.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:04 PM (NAv1Q)

649 643 rickl 618, I am glad to hear that. I heard him say on his radio show he was a never trumper at one point. I am glad he changed his mind on that.

Thank you for the heads up.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:03 PM (NAv1Q)


There was a point during the primaries where I stopped listening to him, but since then he has made it clear that he would be voting against Hillary.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:04 PM (sdi6R)

650 The fascinating and ironic thing about that city list is every single city is controlled by the democrat party.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2016 10:04 PM (pqI8M)

651 Who is John Glock?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 10:05 PM (YRstE)

652 That is their religion. If your dead loved ones can be used to advance liberalism, they will do it and to them it makes perfect sense!
----------------

This is about me dancing on Scalia's grave, isn't it?

Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at July 12, 2016 10:05 PM (9mTYi)

653 Not true.

Levin trashes Trump almost daily but has never said he'll never vote for him. He wants a reason to vote for Trump other than Not Hillary.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (d+966)

***

Sorry, #nothillary is going to have to be enough for now.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)

654 The Man with the Golden Glock

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2016 10:05 PM (3ZoRf)

655 murderers

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 12, 2016 10:06 PM (hOtJL)

656 A Hitchhiker's Guide to Glocks.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:07 PM (eyEhC)

657 Rosemary's Glock.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (eyEhC)

658 "Echo, Echo, Echo"
"Now Pinch hitting for Pedro Babone, Manny Moto!"

Ted Glocker in AirGlock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (3ZoRf)

659 Austin Police Department have been threatened as well. Specifically, a shooting on 6th st.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (Y1Jhk)

660 Seriously, Salt Lake City is on the BLM list?!?!

What a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (jeefx)

661 http://tinyurl.com/hlxq5dy
http://tinyurl.com/zjfkyes
http://tinyurl.com/zjyoluc

I don't want people to think I am spreading false info intentionally, so here are links showing he said he was never trump. If he changed his mind since then and I didn't hear it, great, because I do not want Hillary picking supreme court judges, or doing anything else for that matter.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (NAv1Q)

662 Forrest Glock.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (eyEhC)

663 If Barack Obama had stopped talking after the first 15 minutes or so, it probably would have been the best speech of his life. It would have been the speech that the people who voted for him thought would define his presidency of getting past race and being a united country.


That is what makes it even more infuriating. Obama could do that but he chooses to be the race bating narcissist left wing douchebag that we have lived with for way too many years.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (QHgTq)

664 Posted by: starboardhelm at July 12, 2016 10:03 PM (hOtJL)


Very well said. It is becoming a real problem.

Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (KT0Xb)

665 @648 Duncan MacLeod-OK

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2016 10:09 PM (wnwJC)

666 glock

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:09 PM (eyEhC)

667 Trashing trump daily isn't helping with defeating Hillary FYI.

Its like working out to lose weight but eating 10 pizza's a day. Counter productive!

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:10 PM (NAv1Q)

668 666 glock

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:09 PM


well played

glock clap

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2016 10:11 PM (KCxzN)

669 667 Trashing trump daily isn't helping with defeating Hillary FYI.

Its like working out to lose weight but eating 10 pizza's a day. Counter productive!
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:10 PM (NAv1Q)

If you cannot eat whatever you want, what is the point of working out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:11 PM (3ZoRf)

670 Hot Glocks Part Duex

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 10:11 PM (jeefx)

671 Aetius451AD 669,

Oh God do I wish it worked that way!

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:12 PM (NAv1Q)

672 Similar thing happened to my son, he finally
figured out his business partner was stealing/embezzling from the
company (and him) and he threatened to sue and got a nice settlement
from the company and has moved on. He's in a much better state of mind
now.


Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 09:59 PM (wYnyS)


The compulsive liar in my life was my old boss. He was gaslighting me, convincing me that I couldn't find any decent work, that I should have been happy with the unacceptable, and was almost certainly giving bad references and sabotaging my reputation with potential employers to keep me from leaving.

Leaving made everything better.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 10:12 PM (J+mig)

673 204
Summer is only half over.



Plenty of time for mischief before the snow flies.





Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 08:57 PM (kKHcp)


Good Lord, you have snow flies, too?!?!? Horse flies, deer flies, beach flies.... -- and all of them sting, too! The east coast is nearly as deadly as Australia. At least, here, all the dangerous snakes rattle.

Posted by: California cthulhu at July 12, 2016 10:12 PM (EzgxV)

674 Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at July 12, 2016 10:05 PM (9mTYi)


I met Ruth Buzzi once at a restaurant. She was a very nice lady and she probably does not deserve to be compared to that commie cunt on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 10:12 PM (QHgTq)

675 Sorry, #nothillary is going to have to be enough for now.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)

No argument here.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2016 10:12 PM (+Zs3E)

676 A Glock Too Far

The Desert Glock

All Quiet On the Western Glock

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2016 10:13 PM (GILMl)

677 The Glocks of Attraction

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 10:13 PM (jeefx)

678 I glock this thread! No, wait...

Posted by: Chinese Lobert Heinrein at July 12, 2016 10:13 PM (SLha+)

679 I want a musical glock!

Each note is different calibers.

I'll call it a Glockenspiel.

Posted by: JarvisW at July 12, 2016 10:13 PM (R1ejq)

680 Quest for Glock.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:13 PM (eyEhC)

681 Manhunt, Arrests in Alleged Plot to Kill Baton Rouge Cops




Let me guess we'll never know the motives

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 12, 2016 10:14 PM (GILMl)

682 The Flying Glocks

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:14 PM (3ZoRf)

683 Cheech and Chong's Nice Glocks.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 10:14 PM (eyEhC)

684 I think Levins problem is he still thinks reasoned argumentation, fealty to the constitution and voting are going to get us out of our predicament and that Trump the vulgarian and constitutional illiterate is just a huckster using populism as his rocket ship to the Presidency and is at heart a flim flam man who is going to jettison his "principles" if elected.

I will be voting for Trump because there is simply
no alternative.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2016 10:14 PM (pqI8M)

685 The Glocks of Iwo Jima

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:14 PM (3ZoRf)

686 Seriously, Obama really is a disgrace.

Even if I disagreed with him on everything, and I do, we can't even count on the man to deliver a basic eulogy without going full left wing ass clown at the podium.

But as I said, leftist gonna leftist.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:15 PM (NAv1Q)

687 661 http://tinyurl.com/hlxq5dy
http://tinyurl.com/zjfkyes
http://tinyurl.com/zjyoluc

I don't want people to think I am spreading false info intentionally, so here are links showing he said he was never trump. If he changed his mind since then and I didn't hear it, great, because I do not want Hillary picking supreme court judges, or doing anything else for that matter.
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (NAv1Q)


As far as I can tell, I think he has changed his mind since Trump became the prospective nominee.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

688 Glock the Barbarian

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 10:15 PM (jeefx)

689 Leaving made everything better.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 10:12 PM (J+mig)

FWIW, my son had a rough time for a bit getting a decent working position again, but he persevered and things are looking much better for him now. It would have been emotionally destructive for him to stay in the old job knowing he was being cheated!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:16 PM (wYnyS)

690 The Lion, the Witch, and the Glock
Prince Glockspian
The Voyage of the "Glock Treader"
The Silver Glock
The Horse and His Glock
The Magician's Glock
The Last Glock
- Calibre Size Lewis

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 10:16 PM (T/cxb)

691
I met Ruth Buzzi once at a restaurant.

Was she eating walnettos?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 10:16 PM (IqV8l)

692 Hickory Dickory Glock?

Hickory dickory Glock,
The muz racked up a Mach,
The Glock shot one,
The muz was done,
Hickory Dickory, Glock!

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 12, 2016 10:17 PM (hOtJL)

693 Thanks rickl and others for setting me straight on that. I am very glad to hear it. We need every vote to win outside the margin of fraud to defeat Hillary.

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:18 PM (NAv1Q)

694 As far as I can tell, I think he has changed his mind since Trump became the prospective nominee.
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

*****
Yet he keeps playing cute. Lead, follow, or GTF out of the way, Mark.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)

695 I will be voting for Trump because there is simply

no alternative.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2016 10:14 PM (pqI8M)

Trump at his worst could not possibly be as evil and destructive as Hillary on her best day!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:19 PM (wYnyS)

696 Hey Eddie, is that a Glock in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at July 12, 2016 10:19 PM (eyEhC)

697 The Glocks Of The Fisherman.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 12, 2016 10:19 PM (1dH2d)

698 The Old Man and the Glock

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 10:20 PM (T/cxb)

699 Tora! Tora! Glock!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

700 Johnny Got His Glock

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

701 657
Rosemary's Glock.

"A young, pregnant woman in New York City realizes that her husband has become involved with the wrong crowd, and the only solution involves her Glock."

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 10:21 PM (tvyXw)

702 Glockbusters

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

703 I've come here today to chew bubblegum and shoot my Glock, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Nada at July 12, 2016 10:21 PM (eyEhC)

704 To Glock a Mockingbird

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (wYnyS)

705 The Glock Who Stole Christmas

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (BO/km)

706 "A young, pregnant woman in New York City realizes that her husband has become involved with the wrong crowd, and the only solution involves her Glock."

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 10:21 PM (tvyXw)

You been watching a lot of Lifetime? All your movie ideas seem to have a theme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (3ZoRf)

707 Glock and glocker

Posted by: E.T. at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (c+7Ko)

708 The compulsive liar in my life was my old boss. He was gaslighting me, convincing me that I couldn't find any decent work, that I should have been happy with the unacceptable, and was almost certainly giving bad references and sabotaging my reputation with potential employers to keep me from leaving.

Leaving made everything better.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 10:12 PM (J+mig)
======

Appx. 1 in 25 people are clinical sociopaths with no sense of morality.

They seem to be more prevalent among leftists, but that is just my own observation based purely on anecdote.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (EZebt)

709 Sometimes these running gags on Ace of Spades can be pretty amusing.

This one has not been.

Just painfully unfunny, sorry guys. Maybe I'm under caffeinated.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (q177U)

710 Glockingjay, Part I

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

711 Nothing in Alabama or Mississippi. Not even in Birmingham.

Are you guys on the White House's mailing list or something?

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 10:23 PM (OLNwX)

712 the good the bad and the glockly

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 12, 2016 10:23 PM (0O7c5)

713 "605
"Portland: 4:00PM (PIONEER COURTHOUSE SQUARE, 701 SW 6th Ave, Portland, Oregon 97204)

shibumi"


That's where all of the lily white anarchists, formerly known as Occupy, hang out.

When I say "lily white", I mean so white that they glow!


Posted by: kakypat at July 12, 2016 09:56 PM (HUXet)"


I like to point out to people who might not have been aware of it that Oregon took the "Sunset towns" concept where it was illegal for blacks to be inside the city limits one step further and applied that law to the entire state. That is a large part of the reason that Oregon is so overwhelmingly white today.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 10:23 PM (QHgTq)

714 Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at July 12, 2016 10:08 PM (NAv1Q)

I'll just assume the links are accurate (i didn't look), thus yeah mind changed then.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2016 10:24 PM (d+966)

715
Breaking:

Warren to speak on first night of convention: report

The move seems to indicate that she won't be picked to be Clinton's running mate.




:crying indian:

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 10:24 PM (kdS6q)

716 I am shocked, shocked to find there are Glocks in here!

Posted by: Captain Renault at July 12, 2016 10:24 PM (eyEhC)

717 the good the bad and the glockly


Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 12, 2016 10:23 PM (0O7c5)

I think that should be "The Glock, The Bad. and The Ugly".

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:25 PM (wYnyS)

718 Good Lord Pence has tiny hands! Trumps look average in comparison.

The photo on Drudge is worth 1000 words. Pence will be the VP. It has always been about the hands.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 10:25 PM (jeefx)

719 709--- Maybe I'm under caffeinated.
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (q177U)
-----------------------
Hmmm. Not sure that caffeine would help.
Maybe ethanol.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 10:25 PM (T/5A0)

720 I think that should be "The Glock, The Bad. and The Ugly".


Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:25 PM (wYnyS)
i thought about that....but it seemed so obvious

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 12, 2016 10:26 PM (0O7c5)

721 In Star Wars online, occasionally they will fill up the chat with "The Jawa Game" basically thee same thing..

It got so bad that I said "So, this is why Anakin turned to the dark side.. To get away from Republic Chat!!

I'm not playin much anymore, but if anyone wants help there, let me know lol.

Posted by: JarvisW at July 12, 2016 10:26 PM (R1ejq)

722 A Glock With No Country.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 10:27 PM (aRUb8)

723 "691


I met Ruth Buzzi once at a restaurant.



Was she eating walnettos?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 10:16 PM (IqV8l)"


It was an Old West and we were both waiting at the counter to pay our bills. I assume she was eating breakfast. Walnettos are probably too fancy for Old West.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 10:27 PM (QHgTq)

724
So, okay. I can live with Pence. At least it's not Newt or Krispy Kreosote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 10:27 PM (27m1/)

725
You been watching a lot of Lifetime? All your movie ideas seem to have a theme.
---

LOL.

I'm just trying to take the easy movie title and mesh it somehow with a Glock Just for fun.

On the other hand.... perhaps Lifetime has some jobs for writers?


Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 10:27 PM (tvyXw)

726 Appx. 1 in 25 people are clinical sociopaths with no sense of morality.

That's a 4% edge just baked into the cake.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (OLNwX)

727 Final Jeopardy question tonight:

Category: Political Words.

Question: Hamilton began and ended the Federalist Papers with this term that comes from the Greek for "people's leader."

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (q7T0y)

728 Should the investigation of crimes alledged against
Executive Branch personnel rest in the Executive Branch, the
Legislative, or an entirely different creation?

Posted by: Birthplace of Innovation, hometown of extortion at July 12, 2016 10:25 PM (ORlaL)

Comrade, you should report to the nearest Constitutional re-education camp no later than tomorrow at 12 noon!

Posted by: St Hillary at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (wYnyS)

729 So, okay. I can live with Pence. At least it's not Newt or Krispy Kreosote
---
So it's Pence for sure?

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (tvyXw)

730 Here's looking at you, Glock.

Posted by: Rick at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (eyEhC)

731 709 Sometimes these running gags on Ace of Spades can be pretty amusing.

This one has not been.

Just painfully unfunny, sorry guys. Maybe I'm under caffeinated.
Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (q177U)


Alcohol works better for me in these situations.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

732 715
The move seems to indicate that she won't be picked to be Clinton's running mate.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 10:24 PM (kdS6q)
--------------------------------
No way Hillary would pick her anyway.
Last thing that ticket needs is another whiny old nag with the charisma of a dish rag.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 10:29 PM (T/5A0)

733 Headline:
Sanders Delegates To Hold Fart-In Protest At Convention

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:29 PM (3ZoRf)

734 Regarding the list of protest cities, I'm hearing that it's the same list that was put out in during all the Ferguson stuff. A lot of people are discounting it because nothing happened. I guess the "Anonymous" neckbeards couldn't be troubled to actually leave mom's basement.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 10:30 PM (GUBah)

735 i thought about that....but it seemed so obvious


Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 12, 2016 10:26 PM (0O7c5)

I was playing it too straight I guess!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:30 PM (wYnyS)

736 The Hunt for Red Glocktober

And I'm done. For now.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)

737 It would have been emotionally destructive for him to stay in the old job knowing he was being cheated!


Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:16 PM (wYnyS)


That's exactly the boat I was in. It was tearing me to pieces, because I knew I was being screwed, but there didn't seem to be a way out. I stayed far longer than I should have, and it nearly drove me insane. I owe everything to my friend (also the AoS lurker who cued me in about this site) who got me a better job halfway across the country.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 10:31 PM (J+mig)

738 Shit, I been busy. Where'd we leave this?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:31 PM (9ym/8)

739 This is my wagon, man!

Posted by: Ned Merrill at July 12, 2016 10:32 PM (GdFQh)

740 738 Shit, I been busy. Where'd we leave this?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:31 PM (9ym/

Hunt for Red Glocktober, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:32 PM (3ZoRf)

741 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 10:31 PM (J+mig)

Glad to hear you were able to take the chance and leave. 24/7 stress is a killer in many ways.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:32 PM (wYnyS)

742 Studying scripture.

Yup. His scripture. Rules for Radicals.

Posted by: Damiano at July 12, 2016 10:32 PM (71OEY)

743 In honor of a sub-topic last night, Some Like It Glock

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 10:33 PM (OLNwX)

744 We'll always have Glocks.

Posted by: Rick at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (eyEhC)

745 Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 10:30 PM (GUBah)

Problem is Obama needs this to happen but is too stupid an ideologue to understand the concept of playing with fire!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (wYnyS)

746 Plus, Michelle showed up in a cocktail dress. As usual.

Posted by: Lily at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (FmFtv)

747 #glocklivesmatter

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (q7T0y)

748 Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (OLNwX)

Exactly.

Most people who are not sociopathological have difficulty accepting this because they have no conceptual framework to understand people who lie, cheat, steal, and worse.

Ask anyone in prison. The vast majority will profess their innocence because they literally believe they have done nothing wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (EZebt)

749 :crying indian:

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 10:24 PM (kdS6q)


"Poor old Cow-Liga, she never got a kiss.


Poor old Cow-liga, don't know what she missed."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (GSdpU)

750 One of my best friends on the force is black. His name is Glock.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (zLDYs)

751 Case in point, Hillary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (EZebt)

752 Gloooock Bless America...my home sweet hooooome!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (VxHD9)

753 Appx. 1 in 25 people are clinical sociopaths with no sense of morality.



They seem to be more prevalent among leftists, but that is just my own observation based purely on anecdote.



Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2016 10:22 PM (EZebt)


A correction of a famous study that dropped a few weeks (maybe a month ago) actually showed that Leftists have a higher tendency towards narcissism, neuroticism, and sociopathy. I'm completely unsurprised.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 10:35 PM (J+mig)

754 Yippy Kia Yay, MotherGlocker.

Posted by: John McClane at July 12, 2016 10:35 PM (eyEhC)

755 I'm an atheist, not an ag-glock-stic.

Posted by: Richard Glockins at July 12, 2016 10:36 PM (SLha+)

756 So it's Pence for sure?
Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (tvyXw)


Of course not. People are thrilling themselves by speculating.


Of course, if it is Pence, the Trump train might finally have derailed. His Veep pick would almost certainly have to be Yuuuuge, spectacular, the best Veep announcement you ever saw, really great stuff.


And a boring silver haired white guy from a bland, white state, ain't it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 10:36 PM (Dj0WE)

757 746 Plus, Michelle showed up in a cocktail dress. As usual.
Posted by: Lily at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (FmFtv)

What did she go with this time, the curtains or the upholstery from the overstuffed chair in the den?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 10:36 PM (0mRoj)

758 Ask anyone in prison. The vast majority will profess
their innocence because they literally believe they have done nothing
wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (EZebt)

They didn't intend to do anything wrong, so they're blameless.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:36 PM (wYnyS)

759 Larry Elder is having John Lott on now.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

760 Silk Glockings

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:37 PM (q7T0y)

761 How are things in Glockamora?

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:37 PM (KtcMg)

762 THERE IS NO GLOCK!!!!

Posted by: Penn Glockette at July 12, 2016 10:37 PM (3ZoRf)

763 Oh, I'm a failure, 'cause I don't have a glock.

Posted by: Scarecrow at July 12, 2016 10:37 PM (eyEhC)

764 Glocks are for suckers

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:38 PM (9ym/8)

765
Headline:
Sanders Delegates To Hold Fart-In Protest At Convention
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:29 PM


Subheadline:
No one notices any difference in atmosphere.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 10:38 PM (IqV8l)

766 Chris Glock: "How Not To Get Your Glock Kicked By The Police"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:38 PM (q7T0y)

767 No Glock. Sig.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 12, 2016 10:38 PM (/WPPJ)

768 #548 The Commie space gun looked something like this.

http://goo.gl/yICU6L

Notice if you take the blade off and reverse it it becomes a useful wrench, hammer and bottle opener.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 12, 2016 10:38 PM (Kucy5)

769 Put That Glock Down! Glocks are for closers!

Posted by: Alec at July 12, 2016 10:39 PM (eyEhC)

770 Is that a Glock in your pocket... or, should I say "glocket"?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 10:39 PM (kP16F)

771 Cato, yes I did read something about that!

Great to have my existing biases confirmed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2016 10:39 PM (EZebt)

772 Saftey ON the trigger

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:39 PM (9ym/8)

773 Prep for Protest

Cornbeef and Cabbage?
Lot's of cheese?

Posted by: Penn Glockette at July 12, 2016 10:39 PM (3ZoRf)

774 Don't call me Glockman, Colter
Don't call me Colter, Glockman

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:40 PM (KtcMg)

775 Off funny, but tedious atheist sock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:40 PM (3ZoRf)

776 I'll get you, my pretty! And your little Glock, too!!

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at July 12, 2016 10:40 PM (eyEhC)

777 Look out, oh what a shock
The Homecoming Queen's Got a Glock

Posted by: Julie "Trapped In The Body Of A Glock Girl" Brown at July 12, 2016 10:40 PM (q7T0y)

778 They cleaned his Glock.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:41 PM (KtcMg)

779 I keep wanting to find some humor here but keep thinking that 52% of my fellow "residents" voted for TFG!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 12, 2016 10:41 PM (wYnyS)

780
I hope Tia Borracha picks Admiral Onassis. That will really piss off the base. Phony admiral or not, they HATE the US military.

Good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 10:41 PM (27m1/)

781 Ohhh, missed the obvious:

"Off funny, but tedious Glock!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:41 PM (3ZoRf)

782 "Cornbeef and Cabbage? "



Yes, please.


*holds up plate*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:41 PM (9ym/8)

783 637 Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2016 10:02 PM (d+966)

---

That's not quite true. Levin was always on the fence regarding Trump, and was a Cruz supporter. Then one day he did a show bashing NeverTrumpers (since they would give Spill the win by default), and then about 5 days later Trump said or did something that personally offended/insulted Levin, and Levin basically flip-flopped and became a Nevertrumper. I remember reading both articles (pre-and post switch) and laughing. He may have sobered up since that time-

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 12, 2016 10:42 PM (zBwYh)

784 768 #548 The Commie space gun looked something like this.

http://goo.gl/yICU6L

Notice if you take the blade off and reverse it it becomes a useful wrench, hammer and bottle opener.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 12, 2016 10:38 PM (Kucy5)


Nah, that's not it. Here it is:

http://www.jamesoberg.com/russiangun_tec.html

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

785 "They Call Me MISTER Glock!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:42 PM (q7T0y)

786 #NoONTNoPeace

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 10:43 PM (7PB/U)

787 James Oberg has been known to comment here, by the way.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 10:43 PM (sdi6R)

788 Here you go, the real deal:


http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/rus/tp-2-e.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 10:43 PM (GSdpU)

789 To Glock With Love

Looking Who's Glocking To Dinner

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:43 PM (q7T0y)

790 5 o'Glock High

Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 10:43 PM (97CYh)

791 Glock time in the old town tonight.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:44 PM (KtcMg)

792 I am big, it's the Glocks that got small.

Posted by: Norma Desmond at July 12, 2016 10:45 PM (eyEhC)

793 Glockitt

The Glockaway

Willy Wonka And The Glockolate Factory

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:45 PM (q7T0y)

794 783 Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 12, 2016 10:42 PM (zBwYh)


The one thing that gets me is that Trump has some very serious defects and they need to be pointed out so that he understands that in order to get our support to vote FOR him, he has to be conservative and not a deal maker with Pelosi and McConnell.

I really take umbrage to people blasting me for pointing out his flaws - despite the fact that I will vote for him to stop Tia Borracha - because he needs the base that was alienated in the past 2 elections. And after that he needs to move the country in the right direction with the right policies.

So Levin is spot on about that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 10:45 PM (27m1/)

795
AND . . .

Goodnight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 10:46 PM (27m1/)

796 @768, richard mcenroe

That's a Webley...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 10:46 PM (kP16F)

797 Buffalo Glocks, won'tcha come out tonight...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:46 PM (q7T0y)

798 It was probably the first police funeral in which a criminal was praised, cops were compared to slave-owners and several were basically pronounced guilty without a trial.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 10:47 PM (Ndje9)

799 Hickory Dickory Glock

Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 10:47 PM (97CYh)

800 Fn morons from last weeks Jeopardy! didn't know "Todd Beamer is one of the passengers honored at this memorial in Shanksville Penn.."

Smartest ppl my arse!

Posted by: JarvisW at July 12, 2016 10:47 PM (R1ejq)

801 Bernie Bros are going to have a "fart in" at the donkey convetion?

I think I can afford a few cases of Bushes Baked Beans.

Anyone got the address?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 10:47 PM (WVsWD)

802 Natty Dreadglocks

Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 10:47 PM (97CYh)

803 Dammit, Levin is making me listen to the Barker.

Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at July 12, 2016 10:48 PM (9mTYi)

804 A Glockwork Orange is a classic

Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 10:49 PM (97CYh)

805 I'm for criminal justice reform, too.

Let's start with making the Clintons follow the same national security and bribery laws as everyone else.

Yeah--that's crazy talk.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 10:49 PM (Ndje9)

806 Dr. Glock's guide to babies is also a great book which every parent must own.

Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 10:50 PM (97CYh)

807 It was probably the first police funeral in which a criminal was praised, cops were compared to slave-owners and several were basically pronounced guilty without a trial.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 10:47 PM (Ndje9)


Wives and mothers stepped in their private vehicles and sobbed.


Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:50 PM (KtcMg)

808
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 12, 2016 10:42 PM (zBwYh)

I'm on the Alabama Gulf coast drinking heavily and watching hundreds of pretty women. I happily concede to everyone.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2016 10:50 PM (+Zs3E)

809 oh, great: the Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor is getting in on the fun:

Ann Arbor: 7:00PM (THE DIAG, Burns Park, Ann Arbor, MI 48109)

I'm just outside the wire of the PR-o-AA

Detroit: 7:00PM (HART PLAZA, One Hart Plaza, Detroit, Michigan 48226)

The theme for the Detroit (Rock City) march is "Burning What's Left"

(I may have made up that last bit)

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2016 10:51 PM (KCxzN)

810 This Glock will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Admiral Painter at July 12, 2016 10:51 PM (eyEhC)

811 "I think I can afford a few cases of Bushes Baked Beans.

Anyone got the address?"



I betcha Kroeger or Albertson's could get that for ya. Order a week or two before the truck comes in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:52 PM (9ym/8)

812 Got so hammered at Glocktober Fest in München last year

Posted by: JB at July 12, 2016 10:52 PM (97CYh)

813 I have a free library card and can check out ten thousand books.

If guns are easier to get than books, where is the Public Gun Library Obama keeps talking about?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 10:52 PM (Ndje9)

814 the wizard of glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:52 PM (c6/9Q)

815 We built this city on Glock and roll.

Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at July 12, 2016 10:52 PM (9mTYi)

816 gone with the glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:53 PM (c6/9Q)

817 Never again will I call him Barky McSparklepants. From now on it will be Mr. Slinky Assed Cocksucker. Thank you for that.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 12, 2016 10:53 PM (/FIyl)

818 la dolce glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:53 PM (c6/9Q)

819 A Glock in time saves 9.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:53 PM (KtcMg)

820 I was proud of Presdent Obama today, so proud of our Presdent of Color. once again Bush lied and was not held accountable.........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 12, 2016 10:53 PM (Fbj4h)

821 #NoONTNoPeace
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 10:43 PM (7PB/

***

Sure.Go bug Maet on the Twitter about that. I am given to understand that he loves it when people do that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:54 PM (YLidQ)

822 817 Never again will I call him Barky McSparklepants. From now on it will be Mr. Slinky Assed Cocksucker. Thank you for that.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 12, 2016 10:53 PM (/FIyl)

MSAC for short.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:54 PM (3ZoRf)

823 who is afraid of virginia glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:54 PM (c6/9Q)

824 Glock Runner

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:54 PM (KtcMg)

825 Posted by: Country Boy at July 12, 2016 10:50 PM (+Zs3E)

You know the rule about pics, right?

Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2016 10:54 PM (qbcrG)

826 Sure.Go bug Maet on the Twitter about that. I am given to understand that he loves it when people do that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:54 PM (YLidQ)



Excellent idea. Or maybe I'll email him repeatedly. This is sure to work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM (7PB/U)

827 all about glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM (c6/9Q)

828 All this Glock talk. I bet at least half of you have no idea what that even is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM (9ym/8)

829 no country for old glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM (c6/9Q)

830 "I betcha Kroeger or Albertson's could get that for ya. Order a week or two before the truck comes in. "

Doubt if there is a Krogers in Philly.

Albertsons maybe. Have to make some calls. I say we load em up with some gaseous foods and let em rip.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM (WVsWD)

831 746 Plus, Michelle showed up in a cocktail dress. As usual.
Posted by: Lily at July 12, 2016 10:34 PM (FmFtv)
---------------------------
Aaaarrrrggggh.
I'm afraid to look.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (T/5A0)

832 828
All this Glock talk. I bet at least half of you have no idea what that even is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM (9ym/


AoS: Where you can rock out with your Glock out.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (J+mig)

833 Excellent idea. Or maybe I'll email him repeatedly. This is sure to work.

Last guy who did that, Maet sent to their house a robot...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (q7T0y)

834 The Desolation of Glock

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (7PB/U)

835 A Glockwork Orange.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (kTF2Z)

836 Of glock and men

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (c6/9Q)

837 Yep, confirmed. With a meme, this place sucks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (YLidQ)

838 MSAC for short.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That just doesn't sing like the full blown moniker. Pun intended.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (/FIyl)

839 828 All this Glock talk. I bet at least half of you have no idea what that even is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM (9ym/

It's a porcelain gun, made in Germany. Doesn't show up on your fancy airport metal detectors.

I am also given to understand that 'punks' don't own them.

Posted by: John McLane at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (3ZoRf)

840 The Glockening

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (q7T0y)

841 Last guy who did that, Maet sent to their house a robot...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (q7T0y)



Pfffftttt....like that's scarier than AtC's raptors and/or emus.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (7PB/U)

842 813 I have a free library card and can check out ten thousand books.

If guns are easier to get than books, where is the Public Gun Library Obama keeps talking about?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 10:52 PM (Ndje9)

=======================

I tried to buy over ten thousand guns, but failed the background check ... I'm so confused.

Posted by: Communist Chicago writer Neil Steinberg at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (a6Ff7)

843 the taming of the glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (c6/9Q)

844 Beau Glock.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (KtcMg)

845 The #neverGlockers are not amused.

Bummer.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 10:57 PM (WVsWD)

846 Because it costs more than you make in a month.

Posted by: John McLane at July 12, 2016 10:58 PM (3ZoRf)

847 "Slinky Assed Cocksucker," does have a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Al Searengen at July 12, 2016 10:58 PM (eyEhC)

848 837 Yep, confirmed. With a meme, this place sucks.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (YLidQ)

-----------

Well, Glock you!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2016 10:58 PM (kTF2Z)

849 The sixth glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 10:58 PM (c6/9Q)

850 It is sad my memory is cluttered with so many bad lines from movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 10:58 PM (3ZoRf)

851 Mark Levin is a national treasure.

Posted by: navybrat at July 12, 2016 10:58 PM (w7KSn)

852 "Albertsons maybe. Have to make some calls. I say we load em up with some gaseous foods and let em rip."



I'm up for that. Let's grab a case on the way home.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:59 PM (9ym/8)

853 828 All this Glock talk. I bet at least half of you have no idea what that even is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

It's the stuff in the back Mr. Slinky Assed Cocksucker throat.

Evening Ricardo.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 12, 2016 10:59 PM (/FIyl)

854 the glock identity
the glock ultimatum
the glock legacy

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 11:00 PM (c6/9Q)

855 The Glockenspiel.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:00 PM (KtcMg)

856 Lord of the Glocks

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:00 PM (Ffw22)

857 That Glock really tied the room together.

Posted by: The Dude at July 12, 2016 11:00 PM (eyEhC)

858 One Glock to rule them all

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:00 PM (Ffw22)

859 The Mighty Glocks

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 11:01 PM (7PB/U)

860 A Glock Too Far (something this thread achieved a long time ago).

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 11:01 PM (J+mig)

861 the man from glock

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 11:01 PM (c6/9Q)

862
Sharia law may stop MPs drinking: Bars will be banned if politicians move to Department of Health - because of secret deal to finance Islamic bond scheme

http://goo.gl/z00f2S

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (iQIUe)

863 Gilligan's Glock

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (Ffw22)

864 heh, #neverglockers

Posted by: The Dude at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (eyEhC)

865 "That just doesn't sing like the full blown moniker. Pun intended.
Posted by: fairweatherbill"



bill, you son of a gun!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (9ym/8)

866 Glock .45, oh wait, that actually is a thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (9mTYi)

867 756 So it's Pence for sure?
Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 10:28 PM (tvyXw)


Of course not. People are thrilling themselves by speculating.


Of course, if it is Pence, the Trump train might finally have derailed. His Veep pick would almost certainly have to be Yuuuuge, spectacular, the best Veep announcement you ever saw, really great stuff.


And a boring silver haired white guy from a bland, white state, ain't it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 10:36 PM (Dj0WE)

Pence has small girly hands. See picture on Drudge now.

He will be the VP pick.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (jeefx)

868 837
Yep, confirmed. With a meme, this place sucks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 10:56 PM (YLidQ)


Does it suck Glocks??

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (aRUb8)

869 Time to kill the meme. Too many repeats.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (T/cxb)

870 I rode through a book desert in a car with no name.

Posted by: Brad at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (IqV8l)

871 A Glock Too Far (something this thread achieved a long time ago).
Posted by: Cato
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Just don't try to string "The" "Longest" "Glock" together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (9mTYi)

872 The Glock project

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (c6/9Q)

873 One Glock flew over the cuckoos nest
Five easy Glocks

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (KtcMg)

874 Yeah, yeah......Glock me, Glock you....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (9ym/8)

875 Mission In Glockable.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (aRUb8)

876 San Fransisco GlockSUCKAH!

Posted by: Wu at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (eyEhC)

877 Does it suck Glocks??
Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:02 PM (aRUb
===========

It can suck a Glock through a garden hose

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:04 PM (Ffw22)

878 Blazing Glocks

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:04 PM (3ZoRf)

879 My Dinner With Glock.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:04 PM (aRUb8)

880 Not going to be Newt. Not going to be Pence. Not going to be that General.

Going to be some stupid glocksucker that'll make everybody go off.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 11:05 PM (WVsWD)

881 Glockwork Orange.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:05 PM (aRUb8)

882 Time to kill the meme. Too many repeats.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 11:03 PM (T/cxb)


Time for GlockNT

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:05 PM (KtcMg)

883 Invasion of The Glock Snachers

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:05 PM (aRUb8)

884 Get to the Glockper!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:05 PM (9mTYi)

885 Barry Glockenpants

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:05 PM (Ffw22)

886 "Time to kill the meme. Too many repeats."


Like. Totally.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:05 PM (9ym/8)

887 #bringourglockshome

Posted by: Moochelle at July 12, 2016 11:06 PM (eyEhC)

888 It keeps getting renewed as new people come in.

Ah, internet, what did we do without you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:06 PM (3ZoRf)

889 Blazing Glocks
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Okay... nice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:06 PM (9mTYi)

890 It can suck a Glock through a garden hose

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:04 PM (Ffw22)

Hell...it can suck start a Glockblower.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:06 PM (aRUb8)

891 Carly Fiorina Glockenstein

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:07 PM (KtcMg)

892 All this Glock talk. I bet at least half of you have no idea what that even is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 10:55 PM


Do, too! Do, too!

Glocks are those super deadly guns made of a LETHAL BLACK PLASTIC that shape-shifts & CANNOT be detected by metal detectors, mass spectrometers or those feather dream-catchers what have clips (the glocks, not the dream-catchers) that hold an infinite amount of ROUND BULLETS that spark when they hit something hard & have a FULL AUTO HAIR TRIGGER & a LASER DEATH BEAM & can shoot through buildings & cars & lay waste to ENTIRE CITY BLOCKS with the thingie what goes up. The State of California warns that Glocks may contain chemicals that are harmful to all living things.

See? I told you I know ALL about Glocks

Posted by: LIV or MSNBC Host (what's the difference?) at July 12, 2016 11:07 PM (KCxzN)

893 Meet the glockers

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 11:08 PM (c6/9Q)

894 Oh yeah, ooh, ah, that's how it always starts, but then later there's running, then the Glocks"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:08 PM (9mTYi)

895 May the Glock be with you

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:08 PM (Ffw22)

896 It's Glocks all the way down

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)

897 Glockenspiel . Oh wait that's an actual word.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:09 PM (MNgU2)

898 North Dallas Glock.

Posted by: Nick at July 12, 2016 11:09 PM (eyEhC)

899 It's like it Tauras apart.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:09 PM (9ym/8)

900 Citizen Glock

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:09 PM (aRUb8)

901 The Glocks must flow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:09 PM (9mTYi)

902

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.


Nothing exceeds like excess.

Posted by: Old Man of the Swamp at July 12, 2016 11:09 PM (MADaI)

903 It's easy to get a Glock from the Glockbrary

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:10 PM (Ffw22)

904 I'll find the real Glock.

Posted by: OJ at July 12, 2016 11:10 PM (eyEhC)

905 The Beverly Glockbillies

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (q7T0y)

906 You Glocked up - you trusted us!

Posted by: Eric Straton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

907 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (6gk0M)

908 Can I Hold Your Glock.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (aRUb8)

909 Willie Wonka and the Glock Factory.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (MNgU2)

910 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Glocks glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.

Posted by: Roy Batty at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (9mTYi)

911 "See? I told you I know ALL about Glocks"


Thank you, but, no. Go get a scone or something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (9ym/8)

912 Ok, name the meme's on the blog:

xxxxxx get shirts! (this one seems to be a new revival after a long drought)

I saw xxxxx open for xxxxx at xxxxx

How you doin? (Have not seen this one recently)








Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:12 PM (3ZoRf)

913 Full Metal Glock

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:12 PM (aRUb8)

914 That's glock funny.

Posted by: Sandra Gloock at July 12, 2016 11:12 PM (ixtUd)

915 At least it was bipartisan. No--not Bush. Eisenhower.

Ike built the Interstate System and Barry is shutting them down with his Ozombies.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 11:12 PM (Ndje9)

916 Strawberry Glocks Forever

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:13 PM (aRUb8)

917 Planet of the Glocks Revisited.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (aRUb8)

918 Gimme choc-glock. Gimme chune gum.

Posted by: Bronislaw at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (ixtUd)

919 Silence of the Glocks

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (aRUb8)

920 Romeo and Glock

Posted by: Mimzey at July 12, 2016 11:17 PM (aRUb8)

921 "...they free us from fear". GWB

Word.

Posted by: RazorRedux at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (6I0RI)

922 Glock a'roun the clock

Posted by: Razorredux at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (6I0RI)

923 You've Got Glock.

Posted by: Razorredux at July 12, 2016 11:26 PM (6I0RI)

924 OK, to mix memes:


I give you "Blazing Glocks", the all-femynyst remake of Blazing Saddles. Starring Melissa McCarthy, Roseanne Barr, Whoopi Goldberg, and Rosie O'Donnell.


The "queef" scene is especially memorable: The bad girls are all sitting around the fire, eating beans, drinking beer, bullshitting. Melissa McCarthy queefs, a little. Roseanne Barr, a lot. Whoopi lets out a real ripper. All eyes turn to Rosie, who plays the role of Moonga, "just a pawn in the game of life". She raises up on one cheek, an evil grin upon her countenance....Quick cut to a groundhog scurrying down its burrow, monkeys in an Indian temple cover their ears with their little hands, Wile E. Coyote stops chasing the Roadrunner, and puts a bucket on his head, Londoners file into air-raid shelters, a submarine cruising on the surface sounds the dive klaxon, and slips below so quickly its screw are seen, briefly, thrashing in the air. Cut back to Rosie, the ground begins to tremble, the video goes all shaky-cam, and huge herd of bison appears out of nowhere, and tramples her into the dust. Cut to the Sun appearing from behind the eclipsing Moon; birds start to sing, lambs gambol in the meadows, the sub surfaces, American Patrol is heard....

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (GSdpU)

925 168 Have you noticed that the seven deadly sins are actually celebrated and rewarded these days? And I am not trying to be snarky.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:43 PM (MNgU2)

And the Cardinal virtues are sneered at.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (3ZoRf)

926 Levin is my must listen to every single day. If I'm in my car, it's Satellite Radio, home Levin app on iPad. If I'm outside, he's on at 9 pm on Boston radio. I wish the station would dump McCain daughter at 6 -9 pm.
I put Levin app if I missed entire show on in app, lowered, to listen.

Posted by: Carol at July 13, 2016 12:44 AM (sj3Ax)

927
Only one slinky-assed cocksucker decided to give a campaign rally at a man's funeral.

Paul Wellstone on line 1 for ya...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 13, 2016 12:30 PM (1hM1d)

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