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State Department Purged Emails About Secret Scheme To US Taxpayer Funds to Oust Israeli PM Netanyahu, Despite Law Requiring Their Retention

That sounds about right.

A State Department official deleted emails that included information about a secret campaign to oust Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu during the country’s last election, according to a Senate investigatory committee that determined the Obama administration transferred tax funds to anti-Netanyahu groups.

The Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations disclosed in a massive report on Tuesday that the Obama administration provided U.S. taxpayer dollars to the OneVoice Movement, a liberal group that waged a clandestine campaign to smear and oust Netanyahu from office.

OneVoice, which was awarded $465,000 in U.S. grants through 2014, has been under congressional investigation since 2015, when it was first accused of funneling money to partisan political groups looking to unseat Netanyahu. This type of behavior by non-profit groups is prohibited under U.S. tax law.

The investigation determined that OneVoice redirected State Department funds to anti-Netanyahu efforts and that U.S. officials subsequently erased emails containing information about the administration’s relationship with the non-profit group.

If Trump does get elected, he's going to find himself massively empowered by the various precedents this corrupt administration has set -- flout the law, delete any email you like, investigate yourself and do not even consider hiring an outsider to investigate your wrongdoing.

Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things.

Posted by: Ace at 03:04 PM




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1
To hell with the IRS. Abolish the State Dept.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:06 PM (27m1/)

2
And primero!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:07 PM (27m1/)

3 And your point is??

Posted by: Hillary 2016 (hic!) at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (2PHKP)

4 And Bibi still kicked ass.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (Y1Jhk)

5
Well, since this one involves the evil imperialist Jooz, the Democrats are cool with it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (27m1/)

6 These people keep this up, I am going to start looking honest.

Posted by: Zombie Tricky Dick at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (F1iXz)

7 6
These people keep this up, I am going to start looking honest.


Posted by: Zombie Tricky Dick at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (F1iXz)


Nixon looks like a saint compared to these assholes.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (HalrA)

8
But then again, did the State Dept. INTEND to do this?

Where's James Come-dumpster?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (27m1/)

9 Why was the State Department interfering in the politics of a friendly ally again? Aside from "It's Hillary"?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (PjWy4)

10
Off to Whole Paycheck to shoplift dinner.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:09 PM (27m1/)

11 In before the Scorpion!

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 03:09 PM (evdj2)

12 This Age of Obama is something, isn't it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:09 PM (1ZOkK)

13 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womens reproductive health Clinuic will not be voting for Hilllary Cliton for presdent. We can not supports Senitor Sanders request.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 12, 2016 03:10 PM (NuElX)

14 Our IRS can influence elections in this country with impunity by denying tax exempt status to organizations aligned with the political right. So, why not Israel??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:10 PM (so+oy)

15 Attempts to influence and control the world by the US is bad! Unless its an attempt to undermine those filthy jooos!

/liberals

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2016 03:10 PM (z/Ubi)

16 Nobody ever goes to jail. Except Scooter.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 12, 2016 03:10 PM (KtdL7)

17 If Trump does get elected, he's going to find himself massively empowered by the various precedents this corrupt administration has set -- flout the law, delete any email you like, investigate yourself and do not even consider hiring an outsider to investigate your wrongdoing.

Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things.


If Hillary gets elected she will find herself massively empowered for the same reasons you cite. However, the media will be chanting, "No harm, no foul".

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2016 03:11 PM (R+30W)

18
If Trump does get elected, he's going to find himself massively
empowered by the various precedents this corrupt administration has set
-- flout the law, delete any email you like, investigate yourself and do not even consider hiring an outsider to investigate your wrongdoing.


Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things.
* * *
As will the GOP.

Posted by: doomed at July 12, 2016 03:11 PM (bGLSw)

19 I see Obama is still blathering. Nice "memorial" service.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:11 PM (1ZOkK)

20 Off to Whole Paycheck to shoplift dinner.

BBL.
..........
Betcha they write "Hymie" on yer cake..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:11 PM (so+oy)

21 Funny, what a lawful government can morph into once they realize no one can or will do anything to stop them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 12, 2016 03:11 PM (2PHKP)

22
When the rule,
of law is deferred by the House,
And the Su-preme Court puts you behind bars,
Appease Muslims around the planet,
And Gosnell puts babies in jars.

This is the dawning of the Age of Obama. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:12 PM (27m1/)

23 Thank you for your support.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at July 12, 2016 03:12 PM (IzkpO)

24 Shorter Obama:

You're all still bigots
You're just better at hiding it

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2016 03:13 PM (TQxRy)

25 21 Funny, what a lawful government can morph into once they realize no one can or will do anything to stop them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 12, 2016 03:11 PM (2PHKP)


Just like Charles Manson when he said, "I don't break the laws, I MAKE the laws!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:13 PM (27m1/)

26 Obstruction of justice. The 'other' white meat of this administration.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 12, 2016 03:13 PM (ZnIt3)

27 To hell with the IRS. Abolish the State Dept.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:06 PM (27m1/)
...............

But Jon Cary wood hav no yob, we neeed him.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

28 Seems to me AG Rudy Giuliani is gonna have a lot on his plate in January. I'm thinking a whole lot of prosecutions could put us back on the right path. Public hangings as well...

Posted by: The Cookie Man at July 12, 2016 03:14 PM (u74xD)

29 27 So, the Dallas PD Chief is fucking asshole as well. I guess if you're black you can't help mentioning the racial divide.
Posted by: Your Aneurysm Calling at July 12, 2016 03:13 PM (XzRw1)


They got to him. He was talking rather differently yesterday and said some things that they took offense to.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:14 PM (27m1/)

30
Now, I go!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:14 PM (27m1/)

31 And now its turned into a funding request and gun ban speech

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2016 03:14 PM (TQxRy)

32 Nixon looks like a saint compared to these assholes.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (HalrA)

Actually he was. He did not challenge JFK's stealing the 1960 election, like Gore did, and he resigned instead of fighting congress on impeachment, unlike Clinton.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 03:14 PM (F1iXz)

33 Ah! The droning. On and on and on. Wrap it up you little bitch.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 03:15 PM (Fmupd)

34 So, the Dallas PD Chief is fucking asshole as well. I guess if you're black you can't help mentioning the racial divide.
...........
the guy who did the Stevie Wonder thing? Did he mention a racial divide?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:15 PM (so+oy)

35 It's a good thing the GOP has been using the constitutionally mandated spending checks and balances to stop these kinds of things...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2016 03:15 PM (GINyK)

36 If Trump does get elected, he's going to find himself massively empowered by the various precedents this corrupt administration has set

Or he'll set prosecutors to work going after these anti-American criminals.

And the precedent wasn't so much set by Barky and his junta but by the spineless, treasonous, collaborating Vichy GOP who were more than happy to aid and abet Barky in doing anything he wanted while they concentrated on smashing the Tea Party in the face.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 03:16 PM (zc3Db)

37 A real political party could make some hay out of this. But, alas, GOP(e)....

Posted by: aquaviva at July 12, 2016 03:16 PM (2Ytdj)

38 Don't worry. Paul Ryan will come to the rescue and hold Obama's feet to the fire on this transgression. He promised that he would, right?

Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at July 12, 2016 03:16 PM (0sLvz)

39 "If Trump does get elected, he's going to find himself massively empowered by the various precedents this corrupt administration has set -- flout the law, delete any email you like, investigate yourself and do not even consider hiring an outsider to investigate your wrongdoing."


Hence the wake-up-at-two-am-with-night-sweats behavior you see coming out of the Beltway Establishment when they contemplate Hillary losing.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

40 They got to him. He was talking rather differently yesterday and said some things that they took offense to.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Notice how he put on the Negro Dialect (that was not present yesterday) before riffing Stevie Wonder?

Only thing missing was breaking into jive.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (IzkpO)

41 The GOP Congress is busy conducting a caucus circle jerk on the floor.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (VndSC)

42 You all left the spectacle in Dallas to early. Fredo is on a rant for the ages. So inappropriate. Worst thing I ever heard in my life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (zp+j1)

43 We didn't need the emails to know that. It was pretty obvious.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (9U1OG)

44 They got to him. He was talking rather differently yesterday and said some things that they took offense to.
.................

Could've been the death threats he mentioned yesterday. He realized where they were coming from.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (HgMAr)

45 Off moldy dead prez sock

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (IzkpO)

46 8
But then again, did the State Dept. INTEND to do this?

Yes, but it wasn't EVIL intent.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (WlGX+)

47 Still blaming the Police

My fuckin G--D

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:18 PM (zp+j1)

48 The Obama administration itself likely wouldn't have ever existed had it not been for enormous tranches of illegal foreign campaign funding flooding into the coffers of the Obama For America organization.

This was highly obvious all the way back in 2008.

Remember how the Obama campaign pointedly refused to enable the option with their credit card processing operation to exclude donations from cards registered at foreign addresses? (While the McCain campaign complied scrupulously with this provision.)

Remember how the Obama campaign then received a gusher of cash from addresses in "Rafah, GA", and how a few right-wing blogs then pointed out amidst media silence that, um, there _is no_ city of Rafah, Georgia, and how the donations were actually coming from Rafah, GAZA, from Palescummian radicals?

And do you all remember the two things that the establishment Republicans said about this historically unprecedented level of illegality and dishonesty in Presidential campaign finance? Those two things having been jack, and shit.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 03:18 PM (noWW6)

49 This isn't a memorial. It's a policy speech.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 03:18 PM (Fmupd)

50 I have never seen a President sink this low

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:18 PM (zp+j1)

51 "47 Still blaming the Police

My fuckin G--D"

Seriously?

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 03:18 PM (Y1Jhk)

52 Now this is a memorial!

Posted by: Paul Wellstone at July 12, 2016 03:19 PM (IzkpO)

53 Highest ideals?

All this fuck has done today is divide us?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:19 PM (zp+j1)

54 We just need to dispense with this notion that laws constrain the people in the government.

Laws are for your betters to control you as private citizens.

They make the laws. WE have to follow them.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 12, 2016 03:20 PM (KUaJL)

55 I can't fuckin believe he is comparing the hood in LA with a crimminal record a mile long to the police in Dallas?

I want to puke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:20 PM (zp+j1)

56 "Ah! The droning. On and on and on. Wrap it up you little bitch."

Is that gospel singer behind him still fixing her hair and chatting with her neighbor?

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 03:20 PM (Y1Jhk)

57 Obama didn't fly back from Europe to just pay tribute, suckas!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 12, 2016 03:21 PM (2PHKP)

58 Remember how the Obama campaign pointedly refused to enable the option with their credit card processing operation to exclude donations from cards registered at foreign addresses? (While the McCain campaign complied scrupulously with this provision.)

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 03:18 PM (noWW6)


It was worse than that. AVS is enabled, by default (since everyone uses it so that they don't get tons of chargebacks). Barky and his campaign had to go out of their way to disable AVS so that anonymous donations (from anyone and anywhere) could go right through).

And the turd, McShame, who forced that un-Constitutional McShame-Feingold campaign financing bullshit on us, didn't even have the guts or integrity to defend his own friggin piece of shit anti-American bill. McShame watched barky violate every campaign finance law around and didn't say one friggin word. Ever.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 03:21 PM (zc3Db)

59 He said protests can become 'messy'


Yes - five dead cops is just a little 'mess'

It must gall some of the cops in attendance

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2016 03:21 PM (TQxRy)

60 Still blaming the Police My fuckin G--DPosted by: Nevergiveup

Thanks for 'taking one for thd team' by continuing to listen and update us. I would have ruined a television by now.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 12, 2016 03:21 PM (ZnIt3)

61 50
I have never seen a President sink this low

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:18 PM (zp+j1)


The man has no shame. He never has.


Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 03:21 PM (F1iXz)

62 "If Trump does get elected, he's going to find himself massively empowered by the various precedents this corrupt administration has set "

I thought Ryan promised he would not allow Trump to do stuff like that.

Posted by: Mallflower at July 12, 2016 03:21 PM (qSIlh)

63 This is longer and more painful than i ever imagned and I always imagine the worst

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:22 PM (zp+j1)

64 Is that gospel singer behind him still fixing her hair and chatting with her neighbor?
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 03:20 PM (Y1Jhk)


-------------------


Didn't notice. But some of the cops behind him have quit clapping.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 03:22 PM (Fmupd)

65 I have never seen a President sink this low
.............

I expected nothing more from TFG

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

66 He is still rambling on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:22 PM (zp+j1)

67 42 You all left the spectacle in Dallas to early. Fredo is on a rant for the ages. So inappropriate. Worst thing I ever heard in my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:17 PM (zp+j1)



So the media is of course going to call it glorious and the greatest speech ever.


Has he accused the police of acting stupidly yet?

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (z/Ubi)

68 I really thought Barky would clean up his act for today.

Oh, sure, I figured he wouldn't be able to resist a couple of race-hustling remarks on the side, but I thought he would mostly stick to the bogus unity theme.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (T/5A0)

69 32 Nixon looks like a saint compared to these assholes.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 12, 2016 03:08 PM (HalrA)

Actually he was. He did not challenge JFK's stealing the 1960 election, like Gore did, and he resigned instead of fighting congress on impeachment, unlike Clinton.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 03:14 PM (F1iXz)

++++

He correctly calculated that in both cases, if he fought, he would lose. Clinton had the true measure of his party: they would back him even if he was guilty. Gore foolishly fought a fight he could not win, and gave up any hope he might of had at coming back in the future.

No angels anywhere to be found. Though the GOP of the '70s had the political integrity to let Nixon know that he must resign as they would not back him in the senate.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (R+30W)

70 The next 6 months will be unbearable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (zp+j1)

71 I feel sick, depressed and helpless, and everyday seems worse than the next. We really are just getting played, it's all just theatre at this point, I don't think anything we say, do or vote is going to change any of this.

Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (nyYhO)

72 Look Ace , the certified nitwit Gelnn Beck was right about one thing: Cloward Piven. But the real news is that there is a political Cloward Piven as well as financial.

Barry is just overloading the political circuits with his dog puke 'explanation' of why we are where are --re: murder of POLICE>

You over load the circuits enough and you get chaos then...you get The Strongman to put things back together.

Barry and his fellow travelers are about EVERY thing except the law and the Constitution.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (3ZttN)

73 OT but events yesterday close to home has me reevaluating my plan of action again in case of armed robbery. A local cafe / sandwhich restaurant that I frequent was held up yesterday in broad daylight by two Hispanics. One went to the register and the other went to customers in their path in and out of the restaurant and took their wallets and purses at gun point. They left other customers alone sitting outside that path. They eventually exited the shop and got away in a waiting vehicle.

If I was in that path would I give them my decoy wallet or would I draw my weapon when the opportunity presented itself? In this case , no one was injured. At another time the gunman could just decide to shoot someone for the hell of it.

If I draw I could be responsible for others getting hurt when they would not have in this case. If I don't, someone may get
shot anyway that I could have prevented. Its a tough call but has to be made now and I'm still thinking.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 03:24 PM (7PXtO)

74 WOO-WOO

I can't get there fast enough

Posted by: Trump Train - Still Barreling Thru at July 12, 2016 03:24 PM (10hEu)

75 Had to turn off....

This no doubt will be lauded by the MSM as a wonderful and inspirational speech.

I gotta wash the slime off me

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2016 03:25 PM (TQxRy)

76 This really is turning into a Wellstone Memorial.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 03:26 PM (Fmupd)

77 Switched back to Obozo. The cops look Not Amused

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 03:26 PM (Y1Jhk)

78 It really wasn't all that secret - all one had to do was pay attention. That's asking too much of our MSM

Posted by: Rex Mundi at July 12, 2016 03:26 PM (/rL0e)

79 Glad I'm not watching, my daughter got me a new TV for my B-day with Netflix, etc.
She'd be mad if I threw a brick through it.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

80 I imagine that Obama is pissed that this is the memorial he has to go to and it couldn't have been one for the thug from Minnesota instead.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2016 03:27 PM (z/Ubi)

81 BLM was devised as a means to increase black turnout to Obama levels for 2016. They can't really dial it back now.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 03:27 PM (wmxwV)

82 OMG! Now they're holding hands and singing.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 03:29 PM (Fmupd)

83 Since the hacker Guccifer was able to access all of Hillary Clinton's emails and said that it was not that hard, it seems reasonable to assume that Israeli intelligence services also has access to all of those emails.


Perhaps they are waiting for the convention for Hillary Clinton to be officially named as the Democratic Party presidential nominee before they start leaking some of the more damaging emails. I seriously doubt that Bebe Netanyahu regards the campaign to get rid of him as just frolicsome hijinks.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 03:29 PM (QHgTq)

84 He correctly calculated that in both cases, if he
fought, he would lose. Clinton had the true measure of his party: they
would back him even if he was guilty. Gore foolishly fought a fight he
could not win, and gave up any hope he might of had at coming back in
the future.

No angels anywhere to be found. Though the GOP of the
'70s had the political integrity to let Nixon know that he must resign
as they would not back him in the senate.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (R+30W)

He did the honorable thing for the nation. He did not put himself above the office, like Gore, Clinton and Obama


For that he should be thanked.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 03:29 PM (F1iXz)

85 So, that DNC staffer who was gunned down in DC...it wasn't a robbery (nothing was taken from him), and the police say they're positive it wasn't politically motivated.

Anyone else thinking drugs? The cops sure seem to know what it was.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 12, 2016 03:29 PM (WlGX+)

86 The Saga Continues:

The luxurious RV with the gold trim and loudspeakers rolls onto a deserted runway in the American southwest and picks up speed before putting its nose up and climbing into the air. The flight crew keep it climbing, the pale blue sky turning dark before the RV enters a hatch on the bottom of a large vessel.
A large man with slightly larger than normal hands walks out of the RV and passes down the rows of armed Las Vegas showgirls, his golden scalp weasel hissing quietly under its black hood and robes.
"Follow me," he calls to an aide, the armed showgirls falling into marching order behind him as ominous marching music comes from hidden speakers.

The aide leadshim to a conference room and provides an updated report.
"My Trumperor, our forces have been searching out the rebels. Much assistance has been provided by Reince Priebus in the city of Babble-On, but there are so many."
"Then you must do better general or I will fire you."
"No! Not that!" the aide rubs at his throat. "The rebel leadership is so diversified that it is hard to track all down."
"Who is the most vocal."
"That would be the Rules-Jedi Curly Haugland from North Nyuck-Nyuck. He vows to use smoke-filled rules to defeat you, but that is just leftover from his old superstitious religion."
The Trumperor narrows his eyes "Such things, making deals, are where the true power lies and I tell you this, that it is not a dead religion but the way things are still done. He must be neutralized before the Convention at Coruscant."
"Cleveland. The Convention is in Cleveland."
"Whichever; the details mean nothing just that the coronation go off magnificently. Summon the Sith Lords of the RNC, I have tasks for them."
"The Nazgul?" the aide says, terror filling his voice.
"Now you are just crossing genres. That is sad. Go and summon them, a meeting for me, the Trumpire Will Strike Back at the Rebels."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

87 And to think, I resigned to avoid impeachment for far, far less. Fuck me running.

Posted by: Richard Nixon at July 12, 2016 03:30 PM (0mRoj)

88 Compare Obama's rambling, blame the police, what about better schools, and be nice to the guy in the hoodie 45 minute speech to the Gettysburg Address or to Reagans tribute to the astronauts.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 03:30 PM (gmeXX)

89

there is a good article by Bruce Abramson that more or less establishes that AIPAC will not punish Dems who voted for the Iran deal, as long as the flow of gubmint money for defense keeps rolling. I think this is true. He poits out that the Dems are an anti Israel party now and AIPAC will not expose the fissure

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:30 PM (zOTsN)

90 82
OMG! Now they're holding hands and singing.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 03:29 PM (Fmupd)

This? http://tinyurl.com/nrrcu7s

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 03:31 PM (F1iXz)

91 Laws are for the peons.

/thanks 52% for making sure this happened!

Posted by: shibumi who lives in a nation without laws at July 12, 2016 03:31 PM (tvyXw)

92 Compare Obama's rambling, blame the police, what about better schools, and be nice to the guy in the hoodie 45 minute speech to the Gettysburg Address or to Reagans tribute to the astronauts.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 03:30 PM (gmeXX)

i have NEVER heard such a disgraceful speech in my life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:31 PM (zp+j1)

93

the only cop, and the only military member POTUS seems to be able to praise are dead ones, or traitors

his opinion neams nothing

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:31 PM (zOTsN)

94 This afternoon I've gotten dragged into the middle of an argument between the Boss and someone else as to whether and why a certain type of document is needed.

My answer is because the IRS wants it. There is much angst and woe and arguing about this but my answer is steadfast. The IRS wants it. We have to give it to the IRS. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, it makes no sense. Yes, I agree this is idiotic.

But the IRS wants it and, quite frankly, I am about to start dog level screeching that at people. It doesn't matter what we think, if the IRS wants it, the IRS gets it.

And the whole time this Kafkaesque conversation is happening, all I keep thinking is about how if we don't do this, all hell will break loose. But the IRS can openly do whatever it wants to me for my politics and there's nothing I can do about that and, when caught, there is nothing that will be done to the IRS staff who did it. Oh. Wait. That's not true. They'll get raises and promotions and guaranteed defined benefit pensions.

I'm having a very difficult time coming up with an answer as to why we have to obey the IRS on this that doesn't involve "because I don't want a gun to my head."

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 03:31 PM (mf5HN)

95 the only cop, and the only military member POTUS seems to be able to praise are dead ones, or traitors

his opinion neams nothing
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:31 PM (zOTsN)

but even then he dams them with faint praise

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:32 PM (zp+j1)

96 This Age of Obama is something, isn't it?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:09 PM (1ZOkK)


All of the twistiness of Metternich and Tallyrand with the competence of Howard, Fine, and Howard.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

97

you guys should be paid for watching this asshole

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:33 PM (zOTsN)

98 >>>86 The Saga Continues:

The luxurious RV with the gold trim and loudspeakers rolls onto a deserted runway in the American southwest and picks up speed before putting its nose up and climbing into the air. The flight crew keep it climbing, the pale blue sky turning dark before the RV enters a hatch on the bottom of a large vessel.
A large man with slightly larger than normal hands walks out of the RV and passes down the rows of armed Las Vegas showgirls, his golden scalp weasel hissing quietly under its black hood and robes.
"Follow me," he calls to an aide, the armed showgirls falling into marching order behind him as ominous marching music comes from hidden speakers.

The aide leadshim to a conference room and provides an updated report.
"My Trumperor, our forces have been searching out the rebels. Much assistance has been provided by Reince Priebus in the city of Babble-On, but there are so many."
"Then you must do better general or I will fire you."
"No! Not that!" the aide rubs at his throat. "The rebel leadership is so diversified that it is hard to track all down."
"Who is the most vocal."
"That would be the Rules-Jedi Curly Haugland from North Nyuck-Nyuck. He vows to use smoke-filled rules to defeat you, but that is just leftover from his old superstitious religion."
The Trumperor narrows his eyes "Such things, making deals, are where the true power lies and I tell you this, that it is not a dead religion but the way things are still done. He must be neutralized before the Convention at Coruscant."
"Cleveland. The Convention is in Cleveland."
"Whichever; the details mean nothing just that the coronation go off magnificently. Summon the Sith Lords of the RNC, I have tasks for them."
"The Nazgul?" the aide says, terror filling his voice.
"Now you are just crossing genres. That is sad. Go and summon them, a meeting for me, the Trumpire Will Strike Back at the Rebels."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 03:30 PM (hLRSq)


________________

That was so stupid and yet so awesome. I loved it. Thank you.

Posted by: TeamRawDog at July 12, 2016 03:33 PM (10hEu)

99 "80
I imagine that Obama is pissed that this is the memorial he has to go to
and it couldn't have been one for the thug from Minnesota instead.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2016 03:27 PM (z/Ubi)"


My understanding is that the thug was in Louisiana. The guy in Minnesota was some guy with a concealed handgun license (by definition not a thug if he passed the background check) who matched the description of an armed robber and who was shot by a nervous cop because he reached for his wallet instead of keeping his hands on the steering wheel.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 03:33 PM (QHgTq)

100 Now that fuck shep...not sure I can take much more of this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:33 PM (zp+j1)

101 Jimmy Carter, Superstar!

JC enlightens us about ghey marriage and abortion. Jesus says they're OK.

http://tinyurl.com/oy5oech

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 03:33 PM (Nwg0u)

102 "Anyone else thinking drugs? The cops sure seem to know what it was."

Tindr/Grindr

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 03:34 PM (Y1Jhk)

103 Shep is all aglow after that rousing speech...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:34 PM (so+oy)

104 Hard to believe no one since Joe Wilson has had the balls to just start screaming obscenities at this asshole in public.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 12, 2016 03:34 PM (2PHKP)

105

send operatives out to smaller cities and make sure the protests are violent

then demand the fed take ovr those police departments

rinse, repeat

make it part of your GOTV

victory

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:34 PM (zOTsN)

106 Hillary taught them well

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 03:35 PM (Yo9Lf)

107 103
Shep is all aglow after that rousing speech...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:34 PM (so+oy)

Nay, he just finished a cum sandwich in the green room.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 03:35 PM (F1iXz)

108 MSM also going after Bibi over "corruption" investigation about him in Israel. That doesn't sound too full of sh1t especially the weaselly way they've been sounding about it.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 03:35 PM (P1hwM)

109 Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 03:31 PM (mf5HN)

Unless it's a hill to die fighting on that's as good an answer as any. I assume it's not that hill.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 03:35 PM (7PXtO)

110 They are bragging Fredo wrote this speech himself?

Who is this asshole FOX Reporter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:35 PM (zp+j1)

111 Shep is all aglow after that rousing speech...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:34 PM (so+oy)


limme guess


better than the Gettysburg address

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:36 PM (zOTsN)

112 They are bragging Fredo wrote this speech himself?

Who is this asshole FOX Reporter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
..............
The White House put this talking point out earlier.. I heard the exact same thing on CNN an hour ago..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:36 PM (so+oy)

113 83---Perhaps they are waiting for the convention for Hillary Clinton to be officially named as the Democratic Party presidential nominee before they start leaking some of the more damaging emails. I seriously doubt that Bebe Netanyahu regards the campaign to get rid of him as just frolicsome hijinks.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 03:29 PM
------------------------------
Israel will NOT leak any damaging e-mails.
They'd be stupid to do so.

They know that the chances of Clinton not being the next POTUS are extremely low. Why make her mad?
Why not hold onto damaging info to use as blackmail, if necessary?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 03:36 PM (T/5A0)

114 110 They are bragging Fredo wrote this speech himself?

Who is this asshole FOX Reporter?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:35 PM (zp+j1)

He also tied his own shoes and ironed his own pants.

Did you SEE those creases! Amazing!

Posted by: Damiano at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM (71OEY)

115 Awww....WH says Barry stayed up late last night "consulting Scripture" to write his very own speech.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)

116 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 03:33 PM (QHgTq)

Others reporting he had no CCW license and was a Crip.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM (7PXtO)

117 71 I feel sick, depressed and helpless, and everyday seems worse than the next. We really are just getting played, it's all just theatre at this point, I don't think anything we say, do or vote is going to change any of this.
Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (nyYhO)

I'm with you. I am at the point where I am just pondering if Hillary, when she is crowned and inaugurated, will decide on a ruby red or royal blue Mao jacket to go with her diamond studded tiara.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM (CFc5L)

118 Fortunately, the Israelis caught wise to the Obama Administration's efforts at meddling with their election, and the reverse Midas that he is, everything Obama touches turns to Mazola and runs through his fingers.

Just like how he tried to influence the Brexit vote.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 03:38 PM (iIzG7)

119 I couldn't believe my eyes. George Bush swinging his arms like mad and smiling from ear to ear. WTF? Did he actually try to dance for a minute?

Was this supposed to be a memorial? Because it came across as a bad high school production, that had little to nothing to do with the men who were murdered.

Posted by: Who Knows at July 12, 2016 03:38 PM (XTL3w)

120 They are bragging Fredo wrote this speech himself?

---------

I wouldn't want to take any credit for it either.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 03:38 PM (gmeXX)

121 Barry was even using the memorial service to troll us.

Nothing is too low or trashy for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:39 PM (1ZOkK)

122
Awww....WH says Barry stayed up late last night "consulting Scripture" to write his very own speech.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM


He consulted the Book of Valerie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

123 "Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things."

At which point Trump sicks the IRS on them, and has the FCC start investigating their partisan nature.

Government is a Death Star of a weapon and can be used accordingly. Since the watch dogs left TFG do everything they may find trying to do their job now a task beyond their abilities.

And not just if Trump wins either, Her Thighness doesn't take kindly to negative talk or people trying to hold her to the rules either.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 12, 2016 03:39 PM (F9322)

124 This whole corrupt administration needs to get diddled in the hardest way possible. And then diddled again.

May they all end up shivering atop a grate in winter in NYC during the Burning Times. And starving because they refuse to eat Hobo-on-a-stick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 03:39 PM (kD4oG)

125 [ X ] I approve this speech

[ ] I reject this speech. Do another one.

-----

Whew! That was a lot of writing! My wrist is cramped! Next time, use the autopen.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 12, 2016 03:39 PM (71OEY)

126 My understanding is that the thug was in Louisiana. The guy in Minnesota was some guy with a concealed handgun license (by definition not a thug if he passed the background check) who matched the description of an armed robber and who was shot by a nervous cop because he reached for his wallet instead of keeping his hands on the steering wheel.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
.............
He was a passenger.
The video only starts after the cop shot him.. so, unless the cop had a body-cam running, we may never know.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:40 PM (so+oy)

127 "BLM was devised as a means to increase black turnout to Obama levels for 2016. They can't really dial it back now."

Agreed. They wanted it on simmer, then it went to boil.

We can expect most MSM accounts not to criticize this speech.

But Hillary now owns the BLM side of this issue. Rudy is on the far side by saying that BLM is "inherently racist," which is what many believe. Trump straddles by saying he'll be the Law & Order President.

Will any uptick in Black turnout for Hillary from BLM exceed Trump's emerging Silent Majority?

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 03:40 PM (r1fLd)

128 70 The next 6 months will be unbearable
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:23 PM (zp+j1)


*Looks over shoulder to the previous 90*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:40 PM (27m1/)

129 The ending to the memorial was horrific.

What a travesty. Nothing would have been better.

Posted by: Who Knows at July 12, 2016 03:41 PM (XTL3w)

130 Well, I'm sure the families of the dead white officers were "comforted" by Barry's race-baiting speech.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:41 PM (1ZOkK)

131 Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things.

They might, but if trump wins, i think you can pretty much guarantee that his press secretary will simply trot out their articles/play youtube clips directly to them showing how they gave hillary/obama the pass. It will make them shut up.

It is certainly what i would do. Every press briefing, i would have ready at my fingertips clips/articles from every coro at the briefing in which they gave passes to D's over a similar issue. They say something, i would trot it right out and slap them across the face with it, right there. And then demand them to tell why they are bringing up this issues after they clearly thought it was a non-issue when done by a D.

You do that every press briefing and you will see that they stop asking those stupid questions.

Same goes for any issue where you hear screams for independent investigation. Simply ask where were those screams when D ran things?


Posted by: JeffreyL at July 12, 2016 03:41 PM (mXv3y)

132 The ending to the memorial was horrific.

---------

When does this memorial service you speak of start?

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 03:42 PM (gmeXX)

133 Shep is all aglow after that rousing speech...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:34 PM (so+oy)



Shep has a "glow"? When's he due?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

134 SINDBAR: Obama Once Again Adds Politics to Memorial Service; Talks Up Racism of Cops, Claims It's Easier for a Child to Buy a Gun Than a Computer
This updates his previous claim that in Chicago, it's easier for a kid to buy a gun than a book

No, he also said "book" this time.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2016 03:42 PM (/7Lfc)

135 I still want to know where the missing 6 BILLION went out of the state dept.

Posted by: FCF at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (kejii)

136 Obama out-did the Wellstone travesty.

Sadly, we missed Biden shooting t-shirts out of his widdle cannon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (1ZOkK)

137 SINDBAR-->SIDEBAR

Posted by: m at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (/7Lfc)

138 Who gave Shep the Polonium tea???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (kD4oG)

139 He did the honorable thing for the nation. He did not put himself above the office, like Gore, Clinton and Obama


For that he should be thanked.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 03:29 PM (F1iXz)

++++

He did do the honorable thing. But I disagree with you as to his motives. He did the honorable thing because he was out of options.

On the night of August 7, 1974, Senators Barry Goldwater and Hugh Scott and Congressman John Jacob Rhodes met with Nixon in the Oval Office and told him that his support in Congress had all but disappeared. Rhodes told Nixon that he would face certain impeachment when the articles came up for vote in the full House. Goldwater and Scott told the president that there were enough votes in the Senate to convict him, and that no more than 15 Senators were willing to vote for acquittal.

Realizing that he had no chance of staying in office, Nixon decided to resign.


http://tinyurl.com/hbpvzgt

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (R+30W)

140 One might speculate that James Comey was handed an envelope of clandestinely-taken pictures of his family caught during private moments, along with a warning that it would be a terrible shame if any of them were harmed by a recently released undocumented immigrant or paroled gang member.

Posted by: Josef Pilsudski at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (f9LIq)

141 Mercifully I am without television but I really am disappointed that the Dallas officers did not walk out en masse.

I realize that their dead comrades are lying there in front of a bastard little pissant, but what walking out would have honored them more than enduring this desecration of all this is noble and true.

Go to Hell Obama. And everyone who supports you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (27m1/)

142 >>>130 Well, I'm sure the families of the dead white officers were "comforted" by Barry's race-baiting speech.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:41 PM (1ZOkK)

Nicely put.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2016 03:44 PM (/7Lfc)

143 One can only imagine the high-fives that are being handed out as Obama goes back to his team of misfits.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 03:44 PM (gmeXX)

144 I actually began crying at the end, and not for the reasons these fools hoped to create tears for.

I can't believe what I witnessed, with Bush gurning and acting like he was drunk.

I hope the families got something, anything out of it. They will have to dig deep to accomplish that.

Posted by: Who Knows at July 12, 2016 03:44 PM (XTL3w)

145 "Israel will NOT leak any damaging e-mails.

They'd be stupid to do so.



They know that the chances of Clinton not being the next POTUS are extremely low. Why make her mad?

Why not hold onto damaging info to use as blackmail, if necessary?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 03:36 PM (T/5A0)"


Israel could leak damaging emails so that they look like they are coming from somewhere else like India, Iran or Indonesia. The key to getting enough publicity for them would be to get those news animators in Taiwan to cover them and then get them on youtube.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 03:44 PM (QHgTq)

146 In Texas we are polite to a fault....
Why bless his little heart! (Directed to the JEF)

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:45 PM (xVgrA)

147 *smishes spypeach*


Unless it's a hill to die fighting on that's as good an answer as any. I assume it's not that hill.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 03:35 PM (7PXtO)



Given the various parties involved, I can't actually say that, more's the pity.

I did just very politely note that my only role was to find the regs at issue, which I did, and that to provide them to everyone, which I did, and to confirm that those regs contain the language at issue, which I did and that I do not have anything more to contribute so I'll be returning to my other project.

I figured that was the politest way to say oh I am fleeing this clusterfuck as fast as humanely possible kthnxsbai.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 03:45 PM (mf5HN)

148 >>>141 Mercifully I am without television but I really am disappointed that the Dallas officers did not walk out en masse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (27m1/)

A little bit longer, and they would've. Some of them on stage were looking around, as if for an exit.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2016 03:45 PM (/7Lfc)

149 How long was this memorial?? I suppose if he was going to cut short his European vacation, he was going to make it all about his nonsense agenda.

Posted by: IC at July 12, 2016 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

150 146 In Texas we are polite to a fault....
Why bless his little heart! (Directed to the JEF)
Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:45 PM (xVgrA)


There's polite and then there's fighting words. In NYC, it's an honor thing.

To each his own, I guess. But still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:46 PM (27m1/)

151 Was their gurning? That is one sport I'd like to try.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2016 03:46 PM (WEUYQ)

152 115 Awww....WH says Barry stayed up late last night "consulting Scripture" to write his very own speech.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)

So he thumbed though ""Dreams of My Father?"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 12, 2016 03:46 PM (u0lmX)

153 Former Miss Alabama Suspended From TV Gig for Calling Dallas Sniper a Marty

Good!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 03:47 PM (iQIUe)

154 Oh Donna, that was a great comment.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 12, 2016 03:47 PM (9U1OG)

155 This government has lost all legitimacy. We owe them absolutely nothing, not obedience, not respect, not anything. Govern yourselves accordingly.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (9hM9o)

156 Even fair-minded reporters will find it difficult to criticize what was supposed to be a memorial speech.

MSM will say "let the healing begin," as POTUS delivered a moving eulogy with pointed reminders of what still needs to be done.

And most Americans will think that Obama flew all the way to Dallas because he cares.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (r1fLd)

157 So? What are you going to do about it, House? Senate? What? Nothing, that's what.

So tired of these flaccid gutless wankers.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (FIATw)

158 JJ,
Saying bless your heart in Texas is NOT a nice thing.

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (xVgrA)

159 "... the Obama administration transferred tax funds to anti-Netanyahu groups."


Whoa whoa whoa WHAT?!?!

Posted by: No Shit Boy, sidekick to Captain Obvious at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (uzNN5)

160 140 One might speculate that James Comey was handed an envelope of clandestinely-taken pictures of his family caught during private moments, along with a warning that it would be a terrible shame if any of them were harmed by a recently released undocumented immigrant or paroled gang member.
Posted by: Josef Pilsudski at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (f9LIq)


Worse. He's a liberal, big government stooge who actually wants to protect Hillary willingly and eagerly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (27m1/)

161 The Clinton and Obama administrations are proof to me of what others have known for centuries.

Dirty little secrets have more power to the holder by being kept than if they are let loose.
One loses his power when he lets the secret go, and unlike an arrow, the damage may miss its mark.

Leaked Emails?

No.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (kKHcp)

162 Former Miss Alabama Suspended From TV Gig for Calling Dallas Sniper a Marty

Good!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 03:47 PM (iQIUe)

All the Martys I've ever none were douchebags so...

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (X+nFp)

163 Pretend you're a teenager. Rank the following from easiest to hardest.

[ ] Buy a book (avg. price, $10)
[ ] Get a book from a library for free
[ ] Buy a computer. (avg. price $500)
[ ] Use a computer at the library for free
[X] Buy a gun off the street (avg. price, $1000)

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (71OEY)

164 *waves to AlextheChick*

Just crossed the 19,000 word line. And now off to Wally World to work 4.5 hours and maybe make $52 before taxes and the cost of gas. *thud*

Come on Mega Millions, I need the win tonight. "Come on Miracle!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 03:49 PM (kD4oG)

165 I still want to know where the missing 6 BILLION went out of the state dept.

Posted by: FCF at July 12, 2016 03:43 PM (kejii)

Ukraine ?

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 03:49 PM (c6/9Q)

166 158 JJ,
Saying bless your heart in Texas is NOT a nice thing.
Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (xVgrA)


I grew up in Brooklyn. I only learned that recently. Where I come from the equivalent is "up yours," "eat shit," "suck my ass you rat bastard," etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:50 PM (27m1/)

167 >>>156 Even fair-minded reporters will find it difficult to criticize what was supposed to be a memorial speech.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (r1fLd)

I don't know. They can quote lines he said, and just let those babies sit there.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2016 03:50 PM (/7Lfc)

168 581 all this political stuff at a funeral is kinda tasteless

Posted by: Zombie Walter Mondale at July 12, 2016 03:27 PM (vpmxf)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Paul Wellstone's decaying head at July 12, 2016 03:50 PM (egyCj)

169 Chi-Town,
The guy shot in MN was the driver not a passenger. The video has always been shown as a mirrored image. This is mentioned a a few of the articles about the incident. In some of the longest versions, you can see the steering wheel in front of the dying man in a few frames.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 12, 2016 03:50 PM (aW5/6)

170 Awww....WH says Barry stayed up late last night "consulting Scripture" to write his very own speech.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)
============================================


You know who else quotes Scripture, right? Think 40 days in the wilderness, and the guy who wanted to be pals with Jesus.



Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (dFi94)

171 He was a passenger.
The video only starts after the cop shot him.. so, unless the cop had a body-cam running, we may never know.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:40 PM (so+oy)


Actually he was NOT the passenger. He was the driver.. It was an video illusion for some reason that made it look like he was the passanger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (zp+j1)

172 >>>All the Martys I've ever none were douchebags so...
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (X+nFp)

Ernest Borgnine was Marty!!! Take that back!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (WEUYQ)

173 159 "... the Obama administration transferred tax funds to anti-Netanyahu groups."


Whoa whoa whoa WHAT?!?!
Posted by: No Shit Boy, sidekick to Captain Obvious at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (uzNN5)

What did you expect? You weren't going to buy that "kinetic military action" line that we used for Gaddaffi again.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (71OEY)

174 JJ,
Exactly!
My stepdad is from Brooklyn.

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (xVgrA)

175 164
Come on Mega Millions, I need the win tonight. "Come on Miracle!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 03:49 PM (kD4oG)


Not worth it. Someone much less deserving than me won the jackpot last Friday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (27m1/)

176 Interfaith Tribute to the Fallen Dallas Officers, it was called on the Fox News livestream.

Huh.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2016 03:52 PM (/7Lfc)

177 Where I come from the equivalent is "up yours," "eat shit," "suck my ass you rat bastard," etc.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:50 PM (27m1/)
===============================================

Where I come from the equivalent is "you must be a Bears fan".

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:52 PM (dFi94)

178 174 JJ,
Exactly!
My stepdad is from Brooklyn.
Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (xVgrA)


Whereabouts?

Hint: If he's not from Flatbush, he can take a hike!

I keed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:52 PM (27m1/)

179

I think it was always meant to boil during the conventions



I hope it has the same effect as 1968

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

180 Grammie,
**snort**

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:53 PM (xVgrA)

181 Just crossed the 19,000 word line. And now off to Wally World to work 4.5 hours and maybe make $52 before taxes and the cost of gas. *thud*

Come on Mega Millions, I need the win tonight. "Come on Miracle!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 03:49 PM (kD4oG)


19k already? That's awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 03:53 PM (mf5HN)

182 All the Martys I've ever none were douchebags so...

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 12, 2016 03:48 PM (X+nFp)

Go to hell!

Posted by: Marty McFly at July 12, 2016 03:53 PM (u0lmX)

183 Well...the fact that media will immediately call foul is one of the REASONS to vote for Trump.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 03:53 PM (qUNWi)

184 >>>177
Where I come from the equivalent is "you must be a Bears fan".
Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:52 PM (dFi94)

"Your mother reeks of elderberries."

Posted by: m at July 12, 2016 03:53 PM (/7Lfc)

185 You know who else quotes Scripture, right? Think 40 days in the wilderness, and the guy who wanted to be pals with Jesus.



Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (dFi94)

Could it bee.....



SATAN?!

Posted by: Dana Carvey as the Church Lady at July 12, 2016 03:53 PM (kKHcp)

186 "116
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 03:33 PM (QHgTq)



Others reporting he had no CCW license and was a Crip.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 03:37 PM (7PXtO)"


And others said those stories were debunked. If anybody has the straight story on that I would like to see it.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 03:53 PM (QHgTq)

187 Anna I'm honestly rooting for you.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (qUNWi)

188

if Wellstone happened today would there be a backlash



it they riot during the conventions, will there be a backlash?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (zOTsN)

189 We should call it the Skate Department.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (gyKtp)

190 179

I think it was always meant to boil during the conventions



I hope it has the same effect as 1968
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 03:52 PM (zOTsN)



The difference is the scum and degenerates from '68 now run the government and comprise close half the electorate, the media, academia and the culture.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (27m1/)

191 Texas we are polite to a fault....
Why bless his little heart! (Directed to the JEF)
Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:45 PM


Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (+Q9b4)

192
I watch an Israeli television news network day of election and when Bibi won they did not hide their glee and the fact that Obama's interference pissed them off.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (iQIUe)

193 >>>Interfaith Tribute to the Fallen Dallas Officers
.....

Interfaith: black chick, Imam, and a Jew. Oh, and an Aretha Franklin wannabe singer.

At a memorial service for 5 white cops.

Posted by: Damiano at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (71OEY)

194 Dammit Marty Moose told ya the park was closed! Not his fault though!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (WEUYQ)

195

Well, we know where Hillary stands on Bibi then.

We're arming Iran and trying to destroy Israel.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (qCMvj)

196 Not sure exactly. He grew up there but joined the Air Force at 17 ~~50 years ago. I heard from a cousin he was sort of a pool shark in his day.

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (xVgrA)

197 Worse. He's a liberal, big government stooge who actually wants to protect Hillary willingly and eagerly.


Bought, long ago.

Comey has long history of cases ending favorable to Clintons

https://is.gd/TztSly

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (evdj2)

198 I'm detecting the fragrance of cat urine. Curious that.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (ZnIt3)

199 Hey, that Sidebar Sticky post about the Philanthropist app for Amazon is a great idea, as soon as I get home I'm installing it!

Will that qualify me for ampersands?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (jjaLl)

200 The difference is the scum and degenerates from '68 now run the government
==============================================


Bingo. The ones who hated the man and fought the establishment, became the man and the establishment.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (dFi94)

201 Arrgh! Foiled by Pixy ...

Nods sagely; tips hat toward Linda; considers forgetting she's floating in the Austin bowl of blueberries ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (+Q9b4)

202 Huh. Obama admin. refuses police union request to light the WH blue in honor of the five dead officers.

It was lit purple the night Prince died, rainbow lit for gay marriage, and pink for breast cancer awareness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

203
Actually he was NOT the passenger. He was the driver.. It was an video illusion for some reason that made it look like he was the passanger


It looks like the guy pulled over on the opposite shoulder of the road,which could have made the cop suspicious.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2016 03:57 PM (lKyWE)

204 >>>Interfaith Tribute to the Fallen Dallas Officers
.....

Interfaith: black chick, Imam, and a Jew. Oh, and an Aretha Franklin wannabe singer.

At a memorial service for 5 white cops.
Posted by: Damiano at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (71OEY)


And you're a horrible horrible human being for noticing!
On the list for Hellary's Fun Camp for you.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 03:57 PM (kKHcp)

205 I watch an Israeli television news network day of election and when Bibi won they did not hide their glee and the fact that Obama's interference pissed them off.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (iQIUe)


the pile of money seems to be endless though

I just watched The Big Short. 50% of the truth missing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2016 03:57 PM (qCMvj)

206 197 Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 03:55 PM (evdj2)


I knew he was not to be trusted if SCOAMF kept him on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:57 PM (27m1/)

207 Yep, that's me, the raspberry in the blueberry bowl.

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 03:57 PM (xVgrA)

208 Stop me if you've heard this one.

A black chick, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into an interfaith memorial service...

Posted by: Damiano at July 12, 2016 03:58 PM (71OEY)

209 I am at the point where I don't really care what Trump does, as long as I get to watch the leftists and the corruptocrats swing before I do

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 12, 2016 03:58 PM (swEzU)

210 allright, so the new black panther party terrorists are planning to bring guns to republican convention in cleveland

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 03:58 PM (c6/9Q)

211 192
I watch an Israeli television news network day of election and when Bibi won they did not hide their glee and the fact that Obama's interference pissed them off.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (iQIUe)

Shit Midas probably convinced more than a few Brits to vote "Leave" when he came out in favor of staying the EU.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time at July 12, 2016 03:58 PM (u0lmX)

212 205 I just watched The Big Short. 50% of the truth missing.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2016 03:57 PM (qCMvj)


Putting it light years ahead of "Lions For Lambs," "Valley of Elah," "Syriana" and anything from Tubby Riefenstahl, aka Michael S'Moores.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:58 PM (27m1/)

213 "So, that DNC staffer who was gunned down in DC...it wasn't a robbery
(nothing was taken from him), and the police say they're positive it
wasn't politically motivated. Anyone else thinking drugs?"

Twentysomething white yuppie kid on foot in a rough neighborhood at four in the morning on a weekend. Oh, we can _conclusively_ rule out drugs on that one.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 03:58 PM (noWW6)

214 192
I watch an Israeli television news network day of election and when Bibi won they did not hide their glee and the fact that Obama's interference pissed them off.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 03:54 PM (iQIUe)

This simply cannot be true. Time and again Obama said that he does not meddle nor does he approve of meddling in the politics of other countries. He said that.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 03:58 PM (CFc5L)

215 Bingo. The ones who hated the man and fought the establishment, became the man and the establishment.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (dFi94)

True. But the protesters and thugs etc. are a helluva lot more violent and thugish than in 68. Not to mention they have an ally in DC they didn't have then.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (X+nFp)

216 "Even fair-minded reporters will find it difficult to criticize what was supposed to be a memorial speech."
"I don't know. They can quote lines he said, and just let those babies sit there."

NBC: Obama to Dallas Mourners: We're Not as Divided as We Seem
Fox: IN SUFFERING THERE IS STRENGTH
CNN: Obama: Reject division and despair
ABC: Obama Says "We're Not as Divided as We Seem"

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (r1fLd)

217 @94 - The same shit happens here....people bitch and moan and complain about all the Medicare compliance, the regulations, etc that we have to jump through as a healthcare organization. It's not what YOU think, it's what they say it it. PERIOD.

I always tell them, "When you make a deal with the devil, this is what you get." I think it's lost on them. I also laugh because the overwhelming majority are Democrats and I think to myself, "You voted for this shit; you wanted this. Now swallow it like good little boys and girls."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (vg8iE)

218 SINDBAR-->SIDEBAR

-
SNIDEBAR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (Nwg0u)

219 new black panther party - same as the old black panther party.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (dFi94)

220
Kittehs demanding dinner.

BBS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (27m1/)

221 Off to take the kids to drum and piano lessons......

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 12, 2016 04:00 PM (xVgrA)

222
It takes a lot of audacity to go to a memorial service for Police Officers killed in the line of duty and imply the police are responsible for the assinations, and that anger against the police is justified.

Posted by: Frobisher Habidashery at July 12, 2016 04:00 PM (0zl3t)

223

Dallas shooter was a member of the Houston NBPP]



are they ever going to report that

he probably trained with them

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 04:00 PM (zOTsN)

224 And you're a horrible horrible human being for noticing!
On the list for Hellary's Fun Camp for you.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2016 03:57 PM

Dibs on the top bunk!

In unrelated news, construction the high speed train from Dallas to Houston in 2017.

We will have faster, more luxurious trains to the FunCamps.

Posted by: Damiano at July 12, 2016 04:00 PM (71OEY)

225 It was lit purple the night Prince died, rainbow lit for gay marriage, and pink for breast cancer awareness.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)


It will be gold, beautiful magnificent gold, when the Trumperor takes up residence.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:01 PM (hLRSq)

226 It was lit purple the night Prince died, rainbow lit for gay marriage, and pink for breast cancer awareness.Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

Seems like a future SAT question for common core graduates:

Which is not like the others:
1. Gay marriage
2. Breast cancer awareness
3. Drug addicted musician
4. Slain police officers

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 12, 2016 04:01 PM (ZnIt3)

227 202 Huh. Obama admin. refuses police union request to light the WH blue in honor of the five dead officers.

It was lit purple the night Prince died, rainbow lit for gay marriage, and pink for breast cancer awareness.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)

I have my priorities, cracka.

/JEF

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time at July 12, 2016 04:01 PM (u0lmX)

228 You know who else quotes Scripture, right? Think 40 days in the wilderness, and the guy who wanted to be pals with Jesus.
--------
Glenn Beck???

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 04:01 PM (P1hwM)

229 222


It takes a lot of audacity to go to a memorial service for Police
Officers killed in the line of duty and imply the police are responsible
for the assinations, and that anger against the police is justified.



Posted by: Frobisher Habidashery at July 12, 2016 04:00 PM (0zl3t)




The Audacity of Dope

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:01 PM (1ZOkK)

230 202 Huh. Obama admin. refuses police union request to light the WH blue in honor of the five dead officers.

It was lit purple the night Prince died, rainbow lit for gay marriage, and pink for breast cancer awareness.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (1ZOkK)
-----------------------
It should not be lit for ANY of those reasons.
I detest the way Obama, contrary to all tradition and decency, has turned the WH into a cheap, political bulletin board.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 04:02 PM (T/5A0)

231 Hmmm...possible violence at RNC convo....


*types*

*delete*

*delete*

*delete*


*delete*

ace I swear I didn't do nuthin!

No don't bro!

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 04:02 PM (qUNWi)

232 "I just watched The Big Short. 50% of the truth missing."

If you want to get topped off on the truth of the '08 financial crisis, pick up Peter Schweizer's _Architects of Ruin_.

There was stuff in there that even I didn't know, and I figured I was thoroughly up to speed on all of the brazen shitweasellery which had gone on in Democratic and crony-capitalist circles beforehand. Nope! There was even more to it than that. Turtles all the way down.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:02 PM (noWW6)

233 . But the protesters and thugs etc. are a helluva
lot more violent and thugish than in 68. Not to mention they have an
ally in DC they didn't have then.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (X+nFp)
================================================

You're right. It's a lot deeper and a lot more widely spread. Invasive, I guess you'd call it. We are up against it, no doubt. But I am strangely calm as I embrace my counter-culture status. Perhaps we were born for such a time as this.
h/t Book of Esther

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:03 PM (dFi94)

234 >>SINDBAR-->SIDEBAR

>SNIDEBAR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


SIMONBAR

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2016 04:03 PM (GINyK)

235 -----------------------
It should not be lit for ANY of those reasons.
I detest the way Obama, contrary to all tradition and decency, has turned the WH into a cheap, political bulletin board.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 04:02 PM (T/5A0)


+1,000,000

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 04:03 PM (CFc5L)

236 SNIDEBAR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (Nwg0u)


Snidebar Menu

Snark - 50 cents
Quips - $1
Witticisms - $3.50

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:03 PM (hLRSq)

237 Nice touch, ending the ceremony with The Battle Hymn of the Republic at a eulogy in Texas. They could have gone with N.W.A.'s Fuck tha Police

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 04:04 PM (r1fLd)

238 126 My understanding is that the thug was in Louisiana. The guy in Minnesota was some guy with a concealed handgun license (by definition not a thug if he passed the background check) who matched the description of an armed robber and who was shot by a nervous cop because he reached for his wallet instead of keeping his hands on the steering wheel.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
.............
He was a passenger.
The video only starts after the cop shot him.. so, unless the cop had a body-cam running, we may never know.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 03:40 PM (so+oy)

He also did NOT have a concealed carry permit... for some reason the media is conflating legal permission to buy a weapon, with a CCW...


Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2016 04:04 PM (qf6WZ)

239 Allah Snackabar!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 04:04 PM (P1hwM)

240 "It takes a lot of audacity to go to a memorial service for Police
Officers killed in the line of duty and imply the police are responsible
for the assinations, and that anger against the police is justified."

Mayor Bill de Commieo has had regular instances of ceremonial police guard ranks turning their backs on him as he passes. Despite internal injunctions from NYPD brass that officers doing so are risking their careers.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:05 PM (noWW6)

241 It takes a lot of audacity to go to a memorial service for Police Officers killed in the line of duty and imply the police are responsible for the assinations, and that anger against the police is justified.

Dude. Audacity is what I'm all about. Well, that and hope.

Posted by: The Man Who Would Be King at July 12, 2016 04:05 PM (+Q9b4)

242 Obama cheapens and politicizes EVERYTHING.
No wonder the Left adores him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 04:05 PM (T/5A0)

243 SIMONBAR

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2016 04:03 PM (GINyK)


Simon Bar Sinister, evil scientist and arch-enemy.

"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:05 PM (hLRSq)

244 I thought the Imam was a nice touch, seeing as how one of the dead officers fought savages who follow the religion of "peace" in Iraq on three tours.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:06 PM (1ZOkK)

245 Snidebar Menu

Snark - 50 cents
Quips - $1
Witticisms - $3.50
Puns - ¢1

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 04:06 PM (P1hwM)

246 You know who else quotes Scripture, right? Think 40 days in the wilderness, and the guy who wanted to be pals with Jesus.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:51 PM (dFi94)


Yeah, but THAT f'n guy knows Scripture by heart. Out TFG has to have his minions tell everyone he's doing a consult.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 04:06 PM (egyCj)

247 215 Bingo. The ones who hated the man and fought the establishment, became the man and the establishment.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 03:56 PM (dFi94)

The really enraging thing is that they still talk as if they are members of a powerless counter-culture.

Witness poor put-upon Michele who has it so tough, what with all the bigotry and racism she's had to endure....

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time at July 12, 2016 04:06 PM (u0lmX)

248 245 Snidebar Menu
Snark - 50 cents
Quips - $1
Witticisms - $3.50
Puns - ˘1
Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 04:06 PM (P1hwM


Angry Rants - free

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 04:07 PM (egyCj)

249 There was stuff in there that even I didn't know, and I figured I was thoroughly up to speed on all of the brazen shitweasellery which had gone on in Democratic and crony-capitalist circles beforehand. Nope! There was even more to it than that. Turtles all the way down.


Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:02 PM (noWW6)


Crises engineered by Banks and Investment firms... which affected Banks and Investment firms...

And the winners? The Big Banks and investment firms who used Government Loans to consolidate the Banking industry.

Note... the only rules which have changed after the 'meltdown' are the amount of money a Bank must have in Reserve.... a rule which HELPS Big Banks, and hurts Small Banks and anyone trying to start a Bank.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2016 04:07 PM (qf6WZ)

250 So which Islamic text did Obama consult last night?

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2016 04:07 PM (z/Ubi)

251 Re: Sidebar Amazon -

Is this where we buy AoSHQ Logo Wear?
I still want to get an Ace stuffed animal for my niece.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 04:07 PM (VGG67)

252
Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things.

-------------------------

Old and Busted: Accomplices
New Hotness: Watchmen

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 04:07 PM (pC96u)

253 TFG reminded everyone how tough he had it growing up, during the "memorial" service.

He and his nasty wife. Always being held down by Whitey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (1ZOkK)

254 I am so bloomin lazy. I have eleventy times two things to do, and still I sit here. Somebody throw a shoe at me or something.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (dFi94)

255 Posted by: Frobisher Habidashery at July 12, 2016 04:00 PM (0zl3t)

Applause just for the obscure Doctor Who character handle.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (7HtZB)

256 Snidebar Menu

Snark - 50 cents
Quips - $1
Witticisms - $3.50
Puns - ˘1


FREE BEER TOMORROW

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (VGG67)

257 The same shit happens here....people bitch and moan and complain about all the Medicare compliance, the regulations, etc that we have to jump through as a healthcare organization. It's not what YOU think, it's what they say it it. PERIOD.

I always tell them, "When you make a deal with the devil, this is what you get." I think it's lost on them. I also laugh because the overwhelming majority are Democrats and I think to myself, "You voted for this shit; you wanted this. Now swallow it like good little boys and girls."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (vg8iE)



This is one of those things about which we don't have a choice. Comply or die. I do not see what is so difficult to understand about that. I get, utterly, what's so difficult to accept. But understanding? Not so much.

Hey, here's a bitchy thought I just had and thus feel compelled to spew out immediately.

Let's hold the State Dept. to the standards of record retention required under Sarbanes Oxley. For fairness.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (mf5HN)

258 I'm really looking forward to NPR and PP being defunded by pen & phone, Department of Civilian Marksmanship giving every taxpayer their choice of a free Garand or 1911, sending RBG to Gitmo, ....
I could go on and on, this "there is no more law" stuff can be a lot of fun in the proper hands !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (Z8DIA)

259 Barry... Barry.... really Love...

Yelling Oh God all night was NOT studying scripture....

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (qf6WZ)

260 The really enraging thing is that they still talk as if they are members of a powerless counter-culture.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time at July 12, 2016 04:06 PM (u0lmX)


That's the Limbaugh Theorem in a nutshell. Forever "outsiders" and hence never responsible.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (egyCj)

261 So did obama attack the Police in His "speech"?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (O2RFr)

262 Most up-to-date reports on the MN Castile shooting linked in my sock including his Crips' Facebook page.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (P1hwM)

263 "Mayor Bill de Commieo has had regular instances of ceremonial police
guard ranks turning their backs on him as he passes. Despite internal
injunctions from NYPD brass that officers doing so are risking their
careers."

gotta love the bravery of those men

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (swEzU)

264 "The video only starts after the cop shot him.. so, unless the cop had a body-cam running, we may never know."

Remember how the Obama administration were loudly talking up federal funding to put a body cam on every cop in the country, in the wake of Ferguson?

It must then have later dawned on them that in the vast majority of alleged police abuse cases, having the cops wired for sound and video proves the allegations to be false, thus closing off opportunities for political street theater and ghetto-lottery winnings. Because the administration later clammed up tight on the whole body-cam funding thing.

I suspect the catalyst for this shift was the black _Django Unchained_ actress in Hollyweird who (via her publicist!) claimed the rayciss cops had given her a hard time for no reason, only to then have LAPD release the body mic recordings from the sergeant in charge that proved she had been lying out her ass from the get-go.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:10 PM (noWW6)

265 254
I am so bloomin lazy. I have eleventy times two things to do, and still I sit here. Somebody throw a shoe at me or something.


Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (dFi94)


*shoves last piece of cream cheese pound cake thru port*

I'm with ya. Had a long (headache-inducing) meeting at church yesterday, and a meeting with our insurance guy today. I need to start cleaning the house, but I'm meh from being in and out of the heat today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:10 PM (1ZOkK)

266 I always tell them, "When you make a deal with the devil, this is what you get." I think it's lost on them. I also laugh because the overwhelming majority are Democrats and I think to myself, "You voted for this shit; you wanted this. Now swallow it like good little boys and girls."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 03:59 PM (vg8iE)



until the media begins telling the truth (haha) they will always believe it is someone else's fault, not their vote because they were voting with their hearts, and compassion, and for the good of the "people"

or so they think

taxpayers who have no idea how they are being swindled on a daily basis

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2016 04:11 PM (qCMvj)

267 SIMONBAR

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2016 04:03 PM (GINyK)




SIMONBARFUNKEL

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 04:11 PM (uiwCw)

268 I am so bloomin lazy. I have eleventy times two things to do, and still I sit here. Somebody throw a shoe at me or something.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (dFi94)



I would be reaching down those 4 1/2 inches to get my shoe is efforty.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

269 261
So did obama attack the Police in His "speech"?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (O2RFr)


YES

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:11 PM (1ZOkK)

270 Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things.

Will anyone still be listening?

Posted by: Movie Non-goer at July 12, 2016 04:11 PM (Fapgt)

271 O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia Law.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (vg8iE)

272 MOST

CORRUPT

ADMINISTRATION

EVAH!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (WsJuq)

273 271
O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia Law.


Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (vg8iE)


Wait, what????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (1ZOkK)

274 So when is obama gonna be arrested for this?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (O2RFr)

275 Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:10 PM (noWW6)

If I was a Policeman... I'd DEMAND my Union help get us Body Cameras... for my OWN protection.

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (qf6WZ)

276 @273 - On WeaselZippers

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 04:13 PM (vg8iE)

277 So did obama attack the Police in His "speech"?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (O2RFr)

YES

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:11 PM (1ZOkK)

YES and it was the most innappropriate speech I ever heard. It was a full throated BLM hate the cops speech and also anti-gun...ya know the prick could nt pass that up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 04:13 PM (zp+j1)

278 I still want to get an Ace stuffed animal for my niece.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 04:07 PM (VGG67)




Here ya go:

https://www.amazon.com/ Comic-Images-Star- Wicket-Plush/dp/ B003OSUGXQ/

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 04:13 PM (uiwCw)

279 So did obama attack the Police in His "speech"?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:09 PM (O2RFr)

YES

Just got in... Were the Police clapping?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:13 PM (O2RFr)

280 My BIL's cousin is a retired NYC cop who moved back here to a little town in Wisconsin to care for her old mother (still having some problems adjusting - after 30 years in the Big Apple her personality is far more New Yawker than it is Little House on the Prairie.)

She still keeps in touch with her cop buddies and travels back to NY fairly frequently.

She told me a few months ago that every single NY cop she knows hates The Commie with a passion.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (u0lmX)

281 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:10 PM (1ZOkK)
========================================


Thanks for the cake, Jane. I'm sorry about your headache. I need to get up and do some ironing. Imagine my glee.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (dFi94)

282 O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia Law.


Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (vg8iE)


Did she list the benefits because that would be interesting to know.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (CFc5L)

283 Just got in... Were the Police clapping?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:13 PM (O2RFr)


Members of the audience who are his fans sure did. A couple of cops behind him looked like hostages.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (1ZOkK)

284
Thanks for the cake, Jane. I'm sorry about your headache. I need to get up and do some ironing. Imagine my glee


Ironing? Nooooooo....

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (O2RFr)

285 Who's the douche on Fox saying Obama gave a great speech??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:15 PM (1ZOkK)

286 Applause just for the obscure Doctor Who character handle






Completely accidental selection of phonemes

Posted by: Frobisher Habidashery at July 12, 2016 04:15 PM (0zl3t)

287 I have a quick and easy solution to the ironing woes.

Claim everything you own is linen.

This shirt? Linen.

Pants? Linen.

Everything is totes linen. *nods vigorously*

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:15 PM (mf5HN)

288 Let's hold the State Dept. to the standards of record retention required under Sarbanes Oxley. For fairness.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (mf5HN)


When do you plan to make your break through the swamps to Canada to plead for political asylum?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:15 PM (hLRSq)

289 "The video only starts after the cop shot him.. so, unless the cop had a body-cam running, we may never know."

Those cops didn't have body cams. There does exist squad car footage which hasn't been released yet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 12, 2016 04:15 PM (gyKtp)

290 "And the winners? The Big Banks and investment firms who used Government Loans to consolidate the Banking industry."

Dodd-Frank and its progeny, Liz Warren's CFPB baby, have killed our small banks with over-regulation. The banks that had nothing to do with the crisis that used to sponsor the local little league team.

Credit default swaps, the financial spawn of Satan, are still around. Dodd-Frank initially said they couldn't be done out of the FDIC-insured bank in a bank holding company structure, but Cromnibus fixed that, so that the USA is clearly on the hook in the next crisis.

The bad subprime mortgages at issue in the crisis were about $500 to $700 billion, IIRC, and weren't entirely worthless. That's a big number but shouldn't have caused the havoc. We needed the miracle of credit default swaps and synthetic CDOs to multiply this exposure 5x to 10x.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 04:16 PM (r1fLd)

291 "Let's hold the State Dept. to the standards of record retention required under Sarbanes Oxley. For fairness."

Sarbox also has stipulations whereby board members and executives of companies may be barred from holding such roles in future.

Imagine members of our federal government mandarinate being permanently ejected from their roles in the overlord class. No, you can't work in government in any capacity any longer, and you can't work in any role impinging upon government, so no lobbying or consulting, either. Go get a real job, pal.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:16 PM (noWW6)

292 This shirt? Linen.

Pants? Linen.

Everything is totes linen. *nods vigorously*


OMG! You caught Me....

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:16 PM (O2RFr)

293 She told me a few months ago that every single NY cop she knows hates The Commie with a passion.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (u0lmX)


And yet... somehow... when Trump wanted to give a speech to New York Cops, his request was denied....

We are finding it really does not matter what members of a Union think.... it only matters what the people in charge think...

Posted by: Don Quixote at July 12, 2016 04:16 PM (qf6WZ)

294 The website for OneVoice is a hoot:

"OneVoice is an international grassroots movement that amplifies the voice of mainstream Israelis and Palestinians, empowering them to propel their elected representatives toward the two-state solution."

Posted by: MSM at July 12, 2016 04:16 PM (LWWrf)

295 Maybe Bibi has the e-mails...

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

296 There was some female black TV judge in MN who is going to represent the family of the gentle gangbanger and sue the cop and police dept.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:17 PM (1ZOkK)

297 Did she list the benefits because that would be interesting to know.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (CFc5L)


So she's in favor of honor killings, genital mutilation, and having a woman's testimony worth 1/4th of a man's?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 04:17 PM (egyCj)

298 Snider Menu
Snark - 50 cents
Quips - $1
Witticisms - $3.50
Puns - ˘1
Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 04:06 PM


Maet Yoko retrospectives - 500 Euros

Muldoons - Priceless

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2016 04:18 PM (+Q9b4)

299 I hate ironing with the heat of a million suns. I have a really good fabric steamer I'll use in a pinch. It makes nice creases, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:18 PM (1ZOkK)

300 Honestly did obama mention the two most recently deceased "choir boys" in His speech?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:18 PM (O2RFr)

301 "O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could 'benefit a great deal' from Sharia Law."

Ever since the departure of the Iron Lady, the Tories have been essentially controlled by their squish bloc. May came up through that system and is as squishy as they come.

Expect for various strategems from her to keep the UK as a province of the EU for all intents and purposes, without actual membership.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:18 PM (noWW6)

302 Obama hates Israel. Obama hates Netanyahu. It was evident from Day One.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (CFc5L)

303 When do you plan to make your break through the swamps to Canada to plead for political asylum?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:15 PM (hLRSq)



Sadly, that is no longer the plan.

Not that. I had a plan. Or anything.

*shifty eyes*

Also, question. If I get two Golden Scalp Weasels, will you toss in free shipping?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (mf5HN)

304 Honestly did obama mention the two most recently deceased "choir boys" in His speech?
Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:18 PM (O2RFr)

mention them? He fuckin lionoze and sainted them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (zp+j1)

305 300
Honestly did obama mention the two most recently deceased "choir boys" in His speech?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:18 PM (O2RFr)


YES

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (1ZOkK)

306 Obama hates Israel. Obama hates Netanyahu. It was evident from Day One.

So does Hillary!

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (O2RFr)

307 What's this about Fox suspending the contributor agreement with Newt effective immediately? Hot Gas linking to CNN

Posted by: Jaimo at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (9U1OG)

308 Larry Hama, creator of G.I. Joe just posted an open letter for anyone who thinks BLM is racist to unfriend him. I gladly obliged.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (7HtZB)

309 @282 - It's a very convoluted article - it's not that she's Pro-Sharia, but she sure isn't making any waves to denounce it. She's investigating to see if it contravenes Britain's "rule of single law."

Here's a link: http://tinyurl.com/zwskho8

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (vg8iE)

310 Maybe Newt's the guy

Posted by: Jaimo at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (9U1OG)

311
I have a quick and easy solution to the ironing woes.



Claim everything you own is linen.



This shirt? Linen.



Pants? Linen.



Everything is totes linen. *nods vigorously*

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:15 PM (mf5HN)
============================================

That is a reasonable and completely plausible line of bull that I will memorize for future clothes-wearing occasions. Unfortunately, I don't think I can swing it this time. Ironing my wedding dress and also soon-to-be-mister's wedding suit. I could have them sent out, but I'd be too nervous that something horrible might occur. So - here I go. Now if I could only remember where I keep the iron.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (dFi94)

312 "She told me a few months ago that every single NY cop she knows hates The Commie with a passion."

Two NYPD got assassinated after a prior wave of BLM protests. That's gone done the memory whole for most.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (r1fLd)

313 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Fox has informed the world that it has suspended its contributor's agreement with Newt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (Nwg0u)

314 305 300
Honestly did obama mention the two most recently deceased "choir boys" in His speech?

Jane, He did? In what context could that be used in this situation?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (O2RFr)

315 294 The website for OneVoice is a hoot:
"OneVoice is an international grassroots movement that amplifies the voice of mainstream Israelis and Palestinians, empowering them to propel their elected representatives toward the two-state solution."


"Furthermore, we will document each and every Israeli misstep or mistake as a war crime, and if any Palistinians are caught stabbing Jews, firing missiles randomly from Gaza, or carrying out suicide attacks, we will do our best to cover the whole thing up."

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (egyCj)

316 272 Posted by: Scuba Dude at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (WsJuq)


"Dis ain't no administrations! Dis be a commun-uh-tee!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (27m1/)

317 Two NYPD got assassinated after a prior wave of BLM protests. That's gone done the memory whole for most.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (r1fLd)

not amongst MYC cops it hasn't

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (zp+j1)

318 Maybe Newt's the guy



Nooooooo!

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

319 312 "She told me a few months ago that every single NY cop she knows hates The Commie with a passion."

Two NYPD got assassinated after a prior wave of BLM protests. That's gone done the memory whole for most.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (r1fLd)


Link in nic. "The Revolution WILL Be Televised."

By yours truly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (27m1/)

320 ***Let's hold the State Dept. to the standards of record retention required under Sarbanes Oxley. For fairness.***

I just want to acknowledge a great mind at work.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (qWP4h)

321 What's this about Fox suspending the contributor agreement with Newt effective immediately? Hot Gas linking to CNN
Posted by: Jaimo at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (9U1OG)



It's mutual and based on the amount of speculation and says to me that means Newt will be the VP but that's just my tea leaf reading.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (mf5HN)

322 Snidebar Menu

Snark - 50 cents
Quips - $1
Witticisms - $3.50
Puns - ˘1

Gorn on the Cob - $Market

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (VGG67)

323
Maybe Newt's the guy to hold hands with Elijah Cummings and take windy walks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (27m1/)

324 Jane, He did? In what context could that be used in this situation?



Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (O2RFr)


I had the JEF on mute. I was following what the horde was reporting. His speech was worse than anyone ever dreamed of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (1ZOkK)

325
I hate ironing with the heat of a million suns. I have a really good
fabric steamer I'll use in a pinch. It makes nice creases, too.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016=============================

I ordered two different steamers on Amazon and I can't get either of them to work. I must be a dimwit. I was sure hoping I could go that route. But alas.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:22 PM (dFi94)

326 So, you can't turn the clock back but turnabout is fair play.

Let's change the law for this election. Israel and Bibi Netanyahu get to support their own U.S. candidate with Israeli funds.

I wonder who they will support?

Do you think they will support that PLO-loving, Suha Arafat-kissing Hillary?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2016 04:22 PM (4AVeu)

327 I had the JEF on mute. I was following what the horde was reporting. His speech was worse than anyone ever dreamed of


How about W ?

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:22 PM (O2RFr)

328 just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could 'benefit a great deal' from Sharia Law."

===============
Same progressive bullshit that actually harms women ad children. You really think a woman has a chance in a sharia court when her husband is beating the crap out of her? I'm not sure if they can opt out or not but with all the pressure from families and the muzzie community, I doubt she has much choice.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 04:22 PM (iQIUe)

329 326 So, you can't turn the clock back but turnabout is fair play.

Let's change the law for this election. Israel and Bibi Netanyahu get to support their own U.S. candidate with Israeli funds.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2016 04:22 PM (4AVeu)


Ooh! Evil Joo lucre. With cooties!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:23 PM (27m1/)

330 >>I ordered two different steamers on Amazon and I can't get either of them to work.


Did you add water to them?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 04:23 PM (VGG67)

331 Been a shooting on Third St. near the U. S. Capitol. Shit Midas and his healing words strikes again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:23 PM (1ZOkK)

332 Also, question. If I get two Golden Scalp Weasels, will you toss in free shipping?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (mf5HN)


You'll look darling in them, they hiss and glare as you strut.

Free shipping a go.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:23 PM (hLRSq)

333 O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia Law.





Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 04:12 PM (vg8iE)





Did she list the benefits because that would be interesting to know.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 04:14 PM (CFc5L)
she said that muslims benefit from those courts, and launched some kind of inquiry at the same time to see if they are in conflict with the British legal system and discriminate against women there. some viewed it as giving cover and legitimization to sharia

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 04:23 PM (c6/9Q)

334 Honestly did obama mention the two most recently deceased "choir boys" in His speech?

sure did

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2016 04:23 PM (TQxRy)

335 Ace: "Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things."

I look forward to President Trump arresting that very media, putting them in jail, and telling them he understands intent implicitly.

And then telling them that their cells will not be yuuuge and the greatest.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (1CroS)

336 Did you add water to them?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 04:23 PM (VGG67)
==========================================

*glares at garrett*

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (dFi94)

337 Curiosity impells me to ask, why is political action illegal for all non profit groups except PLANNED PARENTHOOD?

Posted by: Tim Pruett at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (ekpkn)

338 She's investigating to see if it contravenes Britain's "rule of single law."

Here's a link: http://tinyurl.com/zwskho8

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 12, 2016 04:19 PM (vg8iE)


Of course it bloody well does! That's the whole point, isn't it? What is she, daft?

Heh. Maggie Thatcher she ain't.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (egyCj)

339 325
I ordered two different steamers on Amazon and I can't get either of them to work. I must be a dimwit. I was sure hoping I could go that route. But alas.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:22 PM (dFi94)


Funny. Wifey is looking for one. I hear Rowenta is the brand to beat. Suggestions?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (27m1/)

340 Newt. Sigh. Great, a golden scalp weasel and a white haired chubby guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (1ZOkK)

341 O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia Law.

-
And genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (Nwg0u)

342 It's mutual and based on the amount of speculation
and says to me that means Newt will be the VP but that's just my tea
leaf reading.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (mf5HN)
Why, oh why? He can be an advisor or something but seriously, Trump needs a younger VP.

Posted by: IC at July 12, 2016 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

343 Newt. Sigh. Great, a golden scalp weasel and a white haired chubby guy.

With a stepford wife wearing a hair helmet...

Posted by: donna at July 12, 2016 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

344 Rowenta? Let me look that one up. I can't remember what I ordered.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:25 PM (dFi94)

345 ♪ Hello, Sidebar, my old friend
I've come to peruse you again
Looking for anti-Trump freeping ♫
While at work I'm almost sleeping
♪ Several shots at Cankles partway down the drain
Still remain ♪
Within the grounds of Sidebar ♫

Posted by: SIMON BARFUNKEL at July 12, 2016 04:25 PM (P1hwM)

346 Sorry, but Newt being veep would cause irreparable damage to the hemispheres of my brain, besides inducing day to day manic and depressive episodes.

Love the guy, loved to hear his history lectures.

But he scares me. Almost as much as DT, for similar reasons. Which Newt or Trump do you get?

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 12, 2016 04:25 PM (ZnIt3)

347 Gorn on the Cob - $Market
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2016 04:21 PM (VGG67)


I'll buy some!

Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 12, 2016 04:26 PM (egyCj)

348 330 >>I ordered two different steamers on Amazon and I can't get either of them to work.


-------------------


I'm laughing so hard right now I can hardly type.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 04:26 PM (Fmupd)

349 341 O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia Law.

-
And genocide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 04:24 PM (Nwg0u)


Wait. They vote to ditch the EU, Cameron is forced out and they get a fucking Muzzy apologist as PM??

Huh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:26 PM (27m1/)

350 Obama spoke in Dallas today? Texas should've closed down the airspace and said, "Sorry, State's closed. Longhorn at the gate should've told ya'."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 12, 2016 04:26 PM (1CroS)

351 Tip of the iceberg, I am sure. Lawless fucks.

Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at July 12, 2016 04:26 PM (g1MTt)

352 >>I ordered two different steamers on Amazon

>Funny. Wifey is looking for one.



Best gift I ever bought for my vagina.


Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (VGG67)

353 *waits patiently for Golden Scalp Weasels to arrive*


I hate ironing with the heat of a million suns. I have a really good
fabric steamer I'll use in a pinch. It makes nice creases, too.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016=============================

I ordered two different steamers on Amazon and I can't get either of them to work. I must be a dimwit. I was sure hoping I could go that route. But alas.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:22 PM (dFi94)



I have been informed that I am not allowed to get a clothes steamer as the odds of something going horribly awry and my causing harm to myself are approximately a billion percent guaranteed.

See also this:


http://bit.ly/29FwMnn

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (mf5HN)

354 Tablet was giving me trouble connecting to web, but this morning saw a Trump rally posting for Indiana so speculation was Pence was going to be VP.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (Yo9Lf)

355 . I could have them sent out, but I'd be too nervous that something horrible might occur. So - here I go. Now if I could only remember where I keep the iron.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:20 PM (dFi94)



Oh FFS grammie. Isn't this a sign?

Don't leave us. We haven't even met this guy. Who are his people? Who cares? We don't.

Stop this whole charade, it's just society telling you you have to go through with it.

It's not worth ironing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (1xUj/)

356 352 Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (VGG67)

Listen sugartits. Two words: vinegar bath.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (27m1/)

357 Newt is the one guy who will stand up to Trump. And if Trump names him VP, he can't fire him. Which would make this the biggest personal commitment of Trump's life.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (r1fLd)

358 Huh. Guess I forgot to hit "post."

I bought a "My Little Steamer" by Joy whatshername at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Works great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (1ZOkK)

359
Exclusive: Theresa May's husband is senior executive at a $1.4tn hedge fund that profits from tax avoiding companies

http://goo.gl/Li1CZP

=========
She may be on her way out...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (iQIUe)

360
Best gift I ever bought for my vagina.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (VGG67)


Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (lKyWE)

361 Best gift I ever bought for my vagina.




Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (VGG67)


The smell must be something...

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (hLRSq)

362 Best gift I ever bought for my vagina.
____________________________

Oh. And I thought that smell was low tide.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2016 04:29 PM (4AVeu)

363 358 Huh. Guess I forgot to hit "post."

I bought a "My Little Steamer" by Joy whatshername at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Works great.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (1ZOkK)

Joy Mangano (do NOT rearrange letters for that name!). She strikes me as an "As Seen on TV" huckstress.

Rowenta is the brand that always associate with steamers. Kraut manufacturer. Uh oh . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:30 PM (27m1/)

364 Anonosaurus Wrecks: "O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could 'benefit a great deal' from Sharia Law."

Yes. The Middle East is full of fine examples of those great benefits.

Apparently Parliament took out the fluoride in the Thames and replaced it with Stupid Juice.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 12, 2016 04:30 PM (1CroS)

365 Stop this whole charade, it's just society telling you you have to go through with it.



It's not worth ironing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (1xUj/)
========================================

LOL You make me laugh

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:30 PM (dFi94)

366 He also did NOT have a concealed carry permit... for
some reason the media is conflating legal permission to buy a weapon,
with a CCW...







Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2016 04:04 PM (qf6WZ)

There seems to be some confusion about that. We do know he was turned down for one in the county next to his. I think he had applied in a new county for one.

The guy in LA? 46 page rap sheet. Arrested for resisting arrest before WHILE armed. The guy was another Micheal Brown.

He was a thug. So how did he get the pistol as a convicted felon? Anyone in the media axing that?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 12, 2016 04:30 PM (F1iXz)

367 http://bit.ly/29FwMnn

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (mf5HN)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)

368 If it's Newt it's because no one else would accept offer. Pence wants to run for Governor again.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (7PXtO)

369
Sha-ROD or shuh-RAID?

Either way. Douchebag prick senator.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (27m1/)

370 Newt's on Fox right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)

371 So I went to the DMV today.

Don't ask. Since I know you won't.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (qUNWi)

372 I bought a "My Little Steamer" by Joy whatshername at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Works great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (1ZOkK)

There's actually a product called "My Little Steamer"? I don't know whether to laugh or go "eeew!"

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (egyCj)

373 Oh that was a long time ago and in another country.

Posted by: The Muslim of Malta at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (k8tEg)

374 Jane don't know if you gave up the info from last night but wondering how hubby is?
Happened to me once, head to toe but hands and face only. It was reaction to a one time medication and doctor told me it would go away in 24 hours after it got out of me.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (Yo9Lf)

375 Stop this whole charade, it's just society telling you you have to go through with it.



It's not worth ironing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2016 04:27 PM (1xUj/)

You trying to ruin her special day?

Damn, I never thought I'd see silly layered that thick on a human.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (hLRSq)

376 368 If it's Newt it's because no one else would accept offer. Pence wants to run for Governor again.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (7PXtO)


Please let it be General Flynn. Newt is a disastrous pick. Then again, look who's at the top of the ticket.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (27m1/)

377 Wait. They vote to ditch the EU, Cameron is forced out and they get a fucking Muzzy apologist as PM??

Huh?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:26 PM (27m1/)

Parliamentary system. The MPs select the Prime Minister.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (7HtZB)

378 I bought a "My Little Steamer" by Joy whatshername at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Works great.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:28 PM (1ZOkK)
=========================================
Oh! I have a BBB nearby. I could look there. And if I couldn't get it to work, they could correct my stupidity for me maybe.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (dFi94)

379 358 >> I bought a "My Little Steamer" by Joy whatshername at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Works great.

Did it come with a pony?

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (gyKtp)

380 370 Newt's on Fox right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (1ZOkK)


When is Newt NOT on Fox?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (27m1/)

381 368
If it's Newt it's because no one else would accept offer. Pence wants to run for Governor again.



The general was on Fox and Friends this morning. He seems to really want the job.


I can barely stand the thought of Newt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (1ZOkK)

382 Ok ....I'm not banned.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (qUNWi)

383 Ban Sharia Courts!

You know the aholes here want sharia courts, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 04:33 PM (iQIUe)

384 ♪ And the corgis bowed & prayed
To the Ewok god they made ♫

... oh, nood thread.

Posted by: SIMON BARFUNKEL at July 12, 2016 04:33 PM (P1hwM)

385 377 Parliamentary system. The MPs select the Prime Minister.
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (7HtZB)


Oh. Mr. Farage. Have I got another crusade for you! Ditch the parliamentary system!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 04:33 PM (27m1/)

386 So I went to the DMV today.

Don't ask. Since I know you won't.
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM (qUNWi)



So why did you go to the DMV?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits at July 12, 2016 04:34 PM (mf5HN)

387 Ok ... I'm not banned.
Posted by: eleven

... yet.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 12, 2016 04:34 PM (P1hwM)

388 I'm trying hard to come up with a VP candidate worse than Newt. Not easy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 04:34 PM (T/5A0)

389 Jeeze louise. Newt just said Obama's speech at the memorial was "good."

No.Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:34 PM (1ZOkK)

390 341 O/T - just read that the new UK Prime Minister said the UK could "benefit a great deal" from Sharia Law.

OH FFS, is there a link to this story?

So does this mean we have monthly throw the gays off the roof parties, maybe a stoning with a kegger?

Posted by: spypeach at July 12, 2016 04:34 PM (nyYhO)

391 You trying to ruin her special day?

Damn, I never thought I'd see silly layered that thick on a human.



I'm trying to keep her for us.

What if he turns her head and wants sammiches all the time?

Where are we in this picture?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2016 04:35 PM (1xUj/)

392 "381
368

If it's Newt it's because no one else would accept offer. Pence wants to run for Governor again.


The general was on Fox and Friends this morning. He seems to really want the job.


I can barely stand the thought of Newt.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2016 04:32 PM (1ZOkK)"


Many women seem to have that reaction to Newt, my wife included. I like him a lot but I understand why he would have a real up hill struggle.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 12, 2016 04:35 PM (QHgTq)

393 You know the aholes here want sharia courts, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 04:33 PM (iQIUe)


-------------------


They already have them in Dallas.

Yeah. DALLAS

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 04:35 PM (Fmupd)

394 Like to have VP that can be groomed to run in eight years. That wasn't going to happen with Trump unfortunately. Carly still available Donald. Bury the hatchet and make an offer. She might refuse but she would be a plus to your chances of winning.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 04:35 PM (7PXtO)

395 If Trump wants Newt, put him in the Cabinet. That way, when Newt goes schizophrenic, he can't do as much damage.

As VP it's a bad choice. I do not understand the politics here by Trump if he is actually leaning Newt. A clean break from the old regimes simply cannot happen with a graveyard of skeletons ready to rattle around the White House. Unless that's the goal.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 12, 2016 04:37 PM (1CroS)

396 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 12, 2016 04:38 PM (GwIKd)

397 368 If it's Newt it's because no one else would accept offer. Pence wants to run for Governor again.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 04:31 PM
--------------------------
Last I heard he was still in the VP running.
He sounded upbeat after his meeting with Trump.

But I think he's only got a week (or less?) before he has to decide about running in Indiana. So we should know soon.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 04:39 PM (T/5A0)

398
Voters vote to get out of EU. So the are being punished with a pro EU PM and a pro EU press.

It will not end well. Some heads may have to adorn sticks.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 04:42 PM (iQIUe)

399 TFG reminded everyone how tough he had it growing up, during the "memorial" service.

Was that in Indonesia with his Muslim tranny nanny (thanks Soopermexican for bringing that up again), or in Hawaii going to the most expensive prep school on the islands and smoking all the choom he could get his hands on? Or at Harvard where he apparently had a free ride and was given editorship of the law review for no reason?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2016 04:43 PM (KUTP5)

400 Time to take steps.

Step #1: VOTE in the next election.
Step #2: Vote trump - even if you have to hold your nose during the voting, and then take a scalding hot bath with scrub-brushes when you go home.
Step #3: Wait ...

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at July 12, 2016 04:45 PM (RK1ZH)

401 Newt. Groan.

The Democrats will have an absolute field day with that ticket.

Two old white men with six wives between them. For Pete's sake.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:45 PM (noWW6)

402 I hate ironing with the heat of a million suns.

Scorching. Maybe a slight lower temperature setting. Perhaps molten lead.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 04:46 PM (evdj2)

403 "Or at Harvard where he apparently had a free ride and was given editorship of the law review for no reason?"

Oh, there was a reason for picking Obama for the law review. It had nothing to do with Obama's intellect or academic record or LSAT scores. HLS was absolutely desperate for someone black.

The law school had just had a huge foofooraw over declining to retain the services of a particular black law instructor, with allegations of "systemic racism" being leveled at the heads of Hahvahd itself. Panic ensued.

If an Obama hadn't perchance been available in that entering class, you can bet your bottom dollar that they would have specifically picked a black candidate who otherwise wouldn't have made the admissions cut, done whatever was necessary to admit that individual, and then plunked them directly into the seat at the head of the law review. There was no other alternative as HLS saw it at the time.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 12, 2016 04:50 PM (noWW6)

404 I think its time to drop the old gentleman's rule of not investigating the previous administration.

Abuses are being done because the clock can be ran out.

Posted by: Sexypig at July 12, 2016 05:14 PM (UBBWX)

405 Torquewrench: It's a common misconception, surprisingly never corrected by the media, that obama was the editor of the Harvard Law Review, a prestigious position given to one of the top students.

The big o was actually the PRESIDENT of the HLR, a largely ceremonial position in charge of the parties and banquets.

Iff the asshole ever published anything, which the editor always does, I would love to readit. Fortunately, there is no there there.

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2016 05:21 PM (qG0hz)

406 Oh, this would have been such a flaming clown boner skull before........

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at July 12, 2016 05:37 PM (NjX7M)

407 May never come back.

Posted by: Flaming Skull in the Negative Zone at July 12, 2016 05:39 PM (NjX7M)

408 I don't have an issue with applying tax payer funds to shape a foreign government. It's a valid and effective way of prolonging national security. Of course, depending upon whom is sitting in the Oval office, one could nitpick over what promotes said national security.

The real travesty here is:

1. The current cadre of deep thinkers really, really, really sucks at keeping a secret. But, given the pass they just gave the past Secretary of State on tossing around secrets, that's not surprising.

2. Cover-up (read: destroying records on their actions in violation of the law). And, they didn't do it out of a need to keep national secrets...secret. They did it because common knowledge of the act would mess with the Jewish vote.

These really are an incompetent bunch of clowns.

Posted by: Orson at July 12, 2016 06:13 PM (P3arP)

409 Not only will Trump be empowered as president - Cankles as preside t will be exponentially empowered.

Posted by: Smitty at July 12, 2016 06:39 PM (lufnb)

410 It would be great to really reduce the federal government. not just the reduction in growth that causes all the screams of Hitler and neanderthals that come form the liberators today. the MSM needs massive unemployment, their own.

Posted by: talgus at July 12, 2016 07:26 PM (UaPF2)

411 "Of course, the media will suddenly call foul on such things."

Everyone here knows this so whats our actionable plan to counter?

Knowing there is a trap is the first step in avoiding it.

Posted by: Shiggz at July 12, 2016 11:43 PM (G7wcY)

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