Bernie Sanders Endorses Security Risk and Known Felon Hillary Clinton

Two political titans, with six pounds of bone mass between them.

"I have come here to make it as clear as possible why I am endorsing Hillary Clinton and why she must become our next president," Sanders said at a joint rally here. "Secretary Clinton has won the Democratic nomination and I congratulate her for that."

The 74-year-old self-described democratic socialist, who has been a thorn in Clinton's side over the last year, pledged his support to his former rival: "I intend to do everything I can to make certain she will be the next president of the United States."

Clinton, speaking after Sanders, declared: "We are joining forces to defeat Donald Trump!"

"I can't help but say how much more enjoyable this election is going to be when we are on the same side," she said. "You know what? We are stronger together!"

Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM




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1 senile

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:24 PM (pC96u)

2

From tears to laughing faster than a Ferrari.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2016 12:24 PM (qCMvj)

3 Of course he did.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 12, 2016 12:25 PM (V2+JX)

4
"I intend to do everything I can to make certain she will be the next president of the United States."
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That's good news.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:25 PM (pC96u)

5 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 12, 2016 12:25 PM (GwIKd)

6

Faster than a Venum GT, but then that makes sense.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2016 12:26 PM (qCMvj)

7 And not a single gram of integrity between them

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:26 PM (kD4oG)

8 The hilarious thing about that latest NBC Trump-Hillary poll is that 20% of Hillary supporters think she should be prosecuted for the email server fracas.

Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2016 12:27 PM (JBggj)

9 Wow...Bernie sold out to wall street. Sad!

I guess commies like the green.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 12:27 PM (KhJh8)

10 "You know what? We are stronger together!"


And both, cute as a button!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2016 12:27 PM (8ikIW)

11 OK, "Feel the Bern" folks, you going to follow through on your rhetoric? Or will you line up with Baba Yaga like the good little mindslaves you've been indoctrinated to be?

Silly me, asking that question when I already know the answer...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 12, 2016 12:27 PM (9krrF)

12
"I have come here to make it as clear as possible why I am endorsing Hillary Clinton and why she must become our next president," Sanders said at a joint rally here. "Secretary Clinton has won the Democratic nomination
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What he lacks in persuasiveness, he makes up for in clarity.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:27 PM (pC96u)

13 And not a single gram of integrity between them
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:26 PM (kD4oG)

I am sure in his day old bernie was doing more than a gram

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 12:27 PM (zp+j1)

14
Feel The Burn

Posted by: M Magoo at July 12, 2016 12:28 PM (Bd14T)

15
Fail The Bern

would still make a great bumper sticker

Posted by: M Magoo at July 12, 2016 12:28 PM (Bd14T)

16 The College Campus Kids still in town are heartbroken on FB.
My neighbor up the street still has her signs up for now proclaiming how "Bernie cant be bought!"

Oh yes he can ma'am.. yes he can....

Posted by: IP at July 12, 2016 12:28 PM (Fol9S)

17 Feel The Bern
Feel The Burn
Feel It Burn
Let It Burn

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 12, 2016 12:28 PM (9krrF)

18 "You know what? We are stronger together!"


And both, cute as a button!!!

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And together we are older than the United States.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 12:29 PM (gmeXX)

19 Wow...Bernie sold out to wall street. Sad!

I guess commies like the green.




Not all commies lived in dreary cinderblock houses. Some actually got nice dachas.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 12:29 PM (I1MCJ)

20 The College Campus Kids still in town are heartbroken on FB.
My neighbor up the street still has her signs up for now proclaiming how "Bernie cant be bought!"

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But we can - very easily.

Posted by: College Campus Kids at July 12, 2016 12:29 PM (gmeXX)

21 Can we just go without a president for a few years? How could things be worse?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2016 12:29 PM (/tuJf)

22 Did Bernie mention that he has rape fantasies and appreciates Hillary's defense of rape fantasies, if not actual rapists?

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:29 PM (/m8T6)

23 Now let's see if the Sanders supporters really despised Hillary or will fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

I think we all know the answer to that question.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 12, 2016 12:30 PM (QI69w)

24 Bernisauros endorses Hillarypod.

SMOD laughs.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 12:30 PM (evdj2)

25 Bernie, once he is VP, will have anime themed tentacle parties with his RealDoll companion... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:30 PM (kD4oG)

26 Feel The Burn



Shot of penicillin and you won't have to.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM (I1MCJ)

27 Sure. Why not.

Posted by: Augustine of Hippo, City of God II at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM (f9LIq)

28 And together we are older than the United States.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 12:29 PM (gmeXX)

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Bernie looks like he actually met Karl Marx.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM (KhJh8)

29 Heard Hillary say everyone will have a seat at the table. How much will the ones close enough for her to hear you cost.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM (mRvs9)

30 I like how Bernie says he's supporting Hillary because the economy is rigged in favor of the 1%-ers.

Maybe somebody should explain to Bernie that Hillary is a 1%-er, and that the economy is rigged by the federal government which is rigged by and on behalf of crooked politicians like Hillary Clinton.

I also like how Bernie supports Hillary's plan to spend money creating "millions of jobs" by re-building on crumbling infrastructure, like roads.

LOL. Guess Bernie was snoozing during Obama's trillion-dollar-plus spending spree back in 2009; a plan that was also supposed to create millions of jobs.

It didn't create those jobs, and it didn't re-build our crumbling infrastructure, but it did enhance the bank accounts of a lot of corrupt Democrats. But since it was such a spectacular disaster, let's do it again! Right, Bernie?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM (NnYnv)

31 16 days, iforgot! 16 days!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM (WEUYQ)

32 Diktat and Dik, together again!

Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2016 12:32 PM (JBggj)

33 #Texit

Posted by: Doctor Cynic at July 12, 2016 12:32 PM (AxU7m)

34 And the GOP is the party of old, white men???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 12, 2016 12:32 PM (QI69w)

35

What's up with this Chaffetz guy making sense?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2016 12:33 PM (qCMvj)

36 Beautifully mutated. They should have old-people sex.

Posted by: General Zod at July 12, 2016 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)

37 Wow. Chaffetz just asked Lynch if it is illegal to pass classified information to people without a security clearance and Lynch basically said it depends. She also has no idea if storing classified information on a private, unapproved server is illegal.

This is the top law enforcement officer in the country. Unbelievable.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2016 12:33 PM (/tuJf)

38
16 days, iforgot! 16 days!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM (WEUYQ)
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Yeah yeah. Don't know if you caught it, but I did some practice runs on the day the Sweet Comey of Death hit.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:33 PM (pC96u)

39 This campaign brought to you by Kimberly-Clark, maker of Depends. Because when it comes to our future, you can depend on Hillary!!!

and by Merck, maker of Fosamax for osteoporosis: When it comes to our future, vote for Hillary!, dont get boned.

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2016 12:33 PM (TQxRy)

40 One Marxist down, now its time to get a Castro on the ticket.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 12:34 PM (gmeXX)

41 Next up, "Hillary and Bernie- the MSM adoration tour"

Sample John Anderson question: "Senator Sanders, what did it feel like to fall in love with Hillary for the very first time?"

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:34 PM (/m8T6)

42 We are stronger together!"

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She gets this from some historical thing, I think. Like when Obama did the Yes We Can one.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 12:34 PM (wmxwV)

43 With me Hillary could be good and better, and with Hillary I could be good and better.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 12, 2016 12:34 PM (0mRoj)

44 Kilroynius hic erat.

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at July 12, 2016 12:34 PM (+Q9b4)

45 so the bernie bros and the hillary hos will be rage fucking one another now

Posted by: nckate at July 12, 2016 12:34 PM (tna7B)

46 vote for Hillary!, dont get boned

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Never been a problem for me.

Posted by: Bill at July 12, 2016 12:35 PM (gmeXX)

47
Bernie has just let go of the giant slingshot so Hillary can zing back to the center.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:35 PM (pC96u)

48 Under Lynch's definition then ... Bradley ne Chelsea Manning should not be in the clink and Snowden not a wanted man.

Keep peddling that ginormous turd there you sack of fertilizer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:35 PM (kD4oG)

49 Feeling the Bern? A shot of pennacillin will clear that right up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2016 12:36 PM (kTF2Z)

50 Which Clinton annoys me the most?

The one currently running for office, whichever one that is.

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:36 PM (/m8T6)

51
CVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:36 PM (27m1/)

52
Bernie Sanders Endorses Hillary Clinton




Awww -- man! This again?

Posted by: 1939 Poland

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 12:36 PM (kdS6q)

53 the lemmings go off the cliff
the lemmings go off the cliff
hi ho the dairy-o
the lemmings go off the cliff

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 12, 2016 12:37 PM (swEzU)

54 We are stronger together!"

(Conservatives and white people not included.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2016 12:37 PM (QX0Xt)

55 Next up, later today: James Comey formally endorses

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:37 PM (/m8T6)

56 "You know what? We are stronger together!"
..............

The smell?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 12:37 PM (HgMAr)

57 I can't help but say how much more enjoyable this election is going to
be when we are on the same side," she said. "You know what? We are
stronger together!"
==============

When those two stand together, the smart play is to find a spot upwind.

Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2016 12:37 PM (JBggj)

58 Yeah together they smell of Ben-Gay and Ben-Wah...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (kD4oG)

59 23 Now let's see if the Sanders supporters really despised Hillary or will fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

I think we all know the answer to that question.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 12, 2016 12:30 PM (QI69w)

I would imagine they will come around to supporting Hillary about as quickly as Ace and most conservatives came around to supporting Trump.

Posted by: Sambo at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (CwNIZ)

60 "You know what? We are stronger together!"
..............

Good thing neither has to waste precious energy pushing out stools.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (HgMAr)

61 This is the top law enforcement officer in the country. Unbelievable.
___________________

Lynch is the same legal genius who testified during her confirmation hearings that illegal aliens have a "right" to jobs in the U.S.

She has the same view of the law as Baby Ruth Ginsburg: it should be whatever she feels like it should be. Who gives a crap what it actually says?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (NnYnv)

62 Sanders Volunteers For Hillary's Flying Monkey Battalion

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (iIzG7)

63 I can't read this, I'm on Hour 16 of fasting. Is this a new Muppet Movie?

Posted by: Maggie at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (H9QH5)

64 So happy together
How is the weather

Posted by: cy.borg.robot.drifter at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (2TK/4)

65 How much will the ones close enough for her to hear you them cost?
Posted by: Willy J. at July 12, 2016 12:31 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2016 12:39 PM (+Q9b4)

66 Meant for each other.

Posted by: xpo172 at July 12, 2016 12:39 PM (1PDwB)

67 58 Yeah together they smell of Ben-Gay and Ben-Wah...




Vicks vapo-rub & musty piss flaps.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 12:39 PM (I1MCJ)

68 Bernie supporters burned by Bernie feeling the burn?

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (eyEhC)

69
See, this is how you do it, when you have a real political party.

The Democrat party goals are to wield power, and inflict a neo-socialist corporatist dictatorship on us, with the visual props of passe democratic institutions (like, does Congress even matter anymore?).
So after arguing about a lot of minute differences in their overall outlook, Bernie endorses Hillary.
Because winning. Power.

And all those revolutionary Bernie-bro schmucks? Boy, I bet a few of them feel pretty dumb right now. But it will all go down the memory hole soon.

Joining hands for the better collectivist tomorrow! Forward!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (RFeQD)

70
We are stronger together!"

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She gets this from some historical thing, I think. Like when Obama did the Yes We Can one.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 12:34 PM (wmxwV)
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It's catchier than "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" and fresher than "Long live the Queen."

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (pC96u)

71
Bernie has just let go of the giant slingshot so Hillary can zing back to the center.


Obama and BLM won't let her zing back to the center

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (lKyWE)

72 Now let's see if the Sanders supporters really despised Hillary or will fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
***
Remember 2008 when Obama's victories in the Dem primaries were even more questionable then Hillary's now? Remember how Hillary supporters said they would never vote for Obama?

How did that work out?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (X7E8f)

73 Weakened By Bernie.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (IzkpO)

74 So they all bend the knee in the end.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (QCc6B)

75 Aaaaaaand Anna brings the official appetite suppressant of the HQ.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2016 12:40 PM (kTF2Z)

76 Hoverounds for all! Deodorant for none!

Posted by: The Berning Times at July 12, 2016 12:41 PM (BrQrN)

77 In the immortal words of Howie Carr, "You can trust me. I'm not like the others."

Posted by: Farmer Joe at July 12, 2016 12:41 PM (27Ws9)

78
Free college
Free doctor
Free Willie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 12:41 PM (IqV8l)

79 No prune juice, no peace!

Posted by: HillaryBern! at July 12, 2016 12:41 PM (BrQrN)

80 Bernie has just let go of the giant slingshot so Hillary can zing back to the center.
***
The actual center or where the Uniparty wants the center to be?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 12:41 PM (X7E8f)

81 Daily Mail lays out why Hillary is so desperate to attract Bernie's supporters:

http://tinyurl.com/hccoa62

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:41 PM (/m8T6)

82 together they smell of Ben-Gay and Ben-Wah...

Except for masochists, Ben-Gay is misleadingly named. Trust me.

Posted by: Bwawny Fwank at July 12, 2016 12:42 PM (+Q9b4)

83 Yeah together they smell of Ben-Gay and Ben-Wah...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (kD4oG)

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.... and Bourbon.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

84 I think politicians should have to wear patches from all the donations they get from corporations and unions on their outfit like NASCAR drivers.

It would be interesting if the Bernie Bros would be down to see the Lockheed Martin patch on his "politician jump suit". Perhaps the outline of the F-35...

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 12:42 PM (KhJh8)

85 "Bernie has just let go of the giant slingshot so Hillary can zing back to the center."

Why do I see the words "ACME Slingshot Company" stenciled on the side of that thing?

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:42 PM (iIzG7)

86 That Hillary, she's got the booty for democratic socialism! Am I right? Shake that moneymaker, comrade!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Man of the People at July 12, 2016 12:42 PM (PjWy4)

87 STROKE 2016 !!

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (7PXtO)

88 So what are the odds of SMOD coming down at the first debate?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (X7E8f)

89 hillary made him an offer he could not refuse...then he read about that dnc staffer

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (c6/9Q)

90
Bernie has just let go of the giant slingshot so Hillary can zing back to the center.
***
The actual center or where the Uniparty wants the center to be?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 12:41 PM (X7E8f)
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She landed in Jeb's lap, so I'm not sure.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (pC96u)

91 Done. Hillary and company are running on law and disorder.



Nothing to do with white or black.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (9ym/8)

92 Aaiii! It berns!!

Posted by: Gollum at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (eyEhC)

93 87 STROKE 2016 !!
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (7PXtO)


- - Billy Squier hardest hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:44 PM (27m1/)

94 Let them eat twinkies

Posted by: Hillz 2016 at July 12, 2016 12:44 PM (X7E8f)

95 Hillary and Bernie together:


"GET OFF MY LAWN!"

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 12, 2016 12:44 PM (RFeQD)

96 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:44 PM (27m1/)

That's an awesome campaign song.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (7PXtO)

97 89 hillary made him an offer he could not refuse...then he read about that dnc staffer

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (c6/9Q)

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A 2 AM boat ride into the South China Sea?

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (KhJh8)

98 87 STROKE 2016 !!
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 12:43 PM (7PXtO)


- - Billy Squier hardest hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:44 PM (27m1/)

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Da Fuq??? What am I. Chopped liver???

~Clarence Carter

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

99 12
"I have come here to make it as clear as possible why I am endorsing Hillary Clinton and why she must become our next president," Sanders said at a joint rally here. "Secretary Clinton has won the Democratic nomination
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What he lacks in persuasiveness, he makes up for in clarity.
Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:27 PM (pC96u)

Well, sure. They let him be clear.

Posted by: Barry Hussein O at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (7HtZB)

100 You're all welcome for the new thread. I posted at 12:19 that I would kill the last thread by posting and voila, 5 minutes later a new thread.

Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (396pH)

101 96 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:44 PM (27m1/)

That's an awesome campaign song.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (7PXtO)


The Volga Boatman break is kind of appropriate for Bernie, nyet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (27m1/)

102 She landed in Jeb's lap, so I'm not sure.


Posted by: iforgot


...And that will get some clapping for Jeb.

Clap for Jeb.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (RFeQD)

103
Bernie Sanders Endorses Hillary Clinton




K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (kdS6q)

104 Hillary and Sanders together -- a partnership powered by alcohol, protocol, and Geritol.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (iIzG7)

105 burnie is principled..yeahh...mmmkkk

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (Ffw22)

106 You're all welcome for the new thread. I posted at 12:19 that I would kill the last thread by posting and voila, 5 minutes later a new thread.

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Unfortunately its a geriatric thread.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (gmeXX)

107 the burn for veep?

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 12:47 PM (Ffw22)

108 106 You're all welcome for the new thread. I posted at 12:19 that I would kill the last thread by posting and voila, 5 minutes later a new thread.

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Unfortunately its a geriatric thread.
Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (gmeXX)

And it needs to get off my goddamn lawn!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Man of the People at July 12, 2016 12:47 PM (PjWy4)

109 104 Hillary and Sanders together -- a partnership powered by alcohol, protocol, and Geritol.
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (iIzG7)

Vote Trump - Fuckitol.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

110 102 Clap for Jeb.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 12, 2016 12:46 PM (RFeQD)


Idi Amin approves this message.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:47 PM (27m1/)

111 Hillary and Bernie together:

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Up On Cripple Creek

~The Bland

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

112 That's Ben Gay and Ben Ghazi !

Cackle cackle

Posted by: Hillary! at July 12, 2016 12:48 PM (gs8be)

113 "Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day."

- B. Mussolini

Nuts.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 12:48 PM (wmxwV)

114 Hillary and Bernie together:

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Walker, Marxist Danger

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

115
"And she wants to create millions of new jobs by rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure -- our roads, bridges, water systems and wastewater plants."

Wow, what a great idea! Why hasn't anybody thought of that before? It's genius! We could put out-of-work Americans into "shovel ready" jobs and STIMULATE the economy by spending a trillion or so dollars we don't have on re-building roads and other infrastructure. We could call it the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

Oh, wait . . . .

I guess we'll have to call it the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, Version 2.0.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 12:49 PM (NnYnv)

116 112 That's Ben Gay and Ben Ghazi !

Cackle cackle
Posted by: Hillary! at July 12, 2016 12:48 PM (gs8be)


"Fuck you!"

- - Ben Gazzara

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:49 PM (27m1/)

117 This whole primary season seems to have devolved into a massive dumpster fire, and I'm not sure I'd waste a whole bladder full of recycled beer to put it out.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:49 PM (iIzG7)

118 Clinton/Matlooooock!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (+wjl1)

119 barf

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (so+oy)

120 Bernie should go into advertising, new found fame and all: "Feel the bern ? Use preparation H ! "

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (c6/9Q)

121 114 Walker, Marxist Danger
Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

Nicely played.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (27m1/)

122 So the Bernie Bros are going to be Hills Bros now.

Which is funny because of the whole coffee bar thing

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (wmxwV)

123 "Fuck you!"

- - Ben Gazzara
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:49 PM (27m1/)

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I think he... like an increasing number of DNC staffers.... is dead.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

124 Bernie could have had the Green party nomination.

Posted by: @votermom at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (7lVbc)

125 Hillary's list of Five Year Plans. Where have I seen that before?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (7PXtO)

126
Clinton, for her part, signaled relief by clasping hands with her tougher-than-expected rival Sanders.




Grabbed by skeletal liver-spotted old lady hands.

*shudder*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (kdS6q)

127 I guess we'll have to call it the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, Version 2.0.

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Can we use the old signs?

Probably not - have to make new signs. I know a sign guy. Oddly enough, he is a big donor to the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (gmeXX)

128 I say bring on the Minority Report and let's have at it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 12:51 PM (so+oy)

129 on 2nd thought, the burn is too old and too white. hill is going to need a young white hispanic black female transgender LGBT muslim with an african surname..too cover all the bases

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 12:51 PM (Ffw22)

130 "Bernie could have had the Green party nomination."

Admittedly, it's not like he's ever been a registered Democrat.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:51 PM (iIzG7)

131 124 Bernie could have had the Green party nomination.
Posted by: @votermom at July 12, 2016 12:50 PM (7lVbc)


Here comes Nader in the Corvair special!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (27m1/)

132 Hillary's list of Five Year Plans. Where have I seen that before?

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Reminds me of my criticism of Romney and his 151 part economic plan (or whatever it was) during the 2012 nomination. Only communists have plans.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (gmeXX)

133 From what I am reading about lynch's testimony ( if you can call it that) is that she is refusing to answer anything. They are all the same

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (zp+j1)

134 So much is such a farce. Didn't take long for the Bern to roll over. I'm not having a great attitude about the outcome in Nov.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (CFc5L)

135 Yeah together they smell of Ben-Gay and Ben-Wah...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:38 PM (kD4oG)

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.... and Bourbon.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:42 PM (8XRCm)
...........

and Depends

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (HgMAr)

136 HILLARY HAS THE LOVE CHANNEL OF A TEENAGE GIRL! DOES SOMEBODY HAVE PRUNES?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Man of the People at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (PjWy4)

137 I intend to do everything I can to make certain she will not be the next president of the United States and I will avoid Fort Marcie Park forever." FIFY

Posted by: Dave with a Brain at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (0a1T6)

138 117 This whole primary season seems to have devolved into a massive dumpster fire, and I'm not sure I'd waste a whole bladder full of recycled beer to put it out.


Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:49 PM (iIzG7)
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If she were on fire, I bet all of us would step up to spray that beer all over Hillary. It's the patriotic thing to do, and we are nothing if not patriotic here at the HQ.

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (/m8T6)

139 Only communists have plans.

They don't take a dump without a plan, son.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (+wjl1)

140 Here comes Nader in the Corvair special!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (27m1/)

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You know the Green Party should recruit Al Gore.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (KhJh8)

141 "Bernie could have had the Green party nomination."
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I still think ole' burnie should have teamed up with stein to split the vote...er..for teh children!

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (Ffw22)

142 Only communists have plans.

Do I really need to say it?

Posted by: Admiral Painter at July 12, 2016 12:54 PM (BrQrN)

143 You know the Green Party should recruit Al Gore.


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Chakra Fever - Catch it!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

144
Well, you won't be seeing this on the news tonight:

James Pindell*

About 30-40 Sanders supporters just walked out on Bernie endorsing Hillary in a single line in front of the press

*Boston Globe

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 12:54 PM (kdS6q)

145 144 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 12:54 PM (kdS6q)

Hope it's a harbinger and not an outlier.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:55 PM (27m1/)

146 Can we use the old signs?

Probably not - have to make new signs. I know a sign guy. Oddly enough, he is a big donor to the Clinton Foundation.
__________________

No, we'll need new signs. The old signs have Barry's name on them.

How pathetic is it that this is Hillary's plan to revive the economy? Another gigantic "infrastructure" spending spree, just like the one Obama did in 2009 that didn't work.

Hey, that 2009 "Stimulus" was a complete disaster, so let's do it again!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 12:55 PM (NnYnv)

147 144 About 30-40 Sanders supporters just walked out on Bernie endorsing Hillary in a single line in front of the press
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Haha this could get interesting.

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 12:55 PM (Ffw22)

148 ...
Hillary gets Bernie's endorsement, Bernie gets his Life Alert bracelet back. Fair's fair.

Posted by: furious_a at July 12, 2016 12:55 PM (s26zM)

149 Only communists have plans.

Do I really need to say it?

Posted by: Admiral Painter



No ones going to live thru it anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (I1MCJ)

150 Senator Sanders, a question: Any truth to the rumor Hillary is naming her cabinet "the Politburo" should she win?

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (/m8T6)

151
How pathetic is it that this is Hillary's plan to revive the economy? Another gigantic "infrastructure" spending spree, just like the one Obama did in 2009 that didn't work.

Hey, that 2009 "Stimulus" was a complete disaster, so let's do it again!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 12:55 PM (NnYnv)

He got reelected, didn't he? Seems like it worked as intended.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (7HtZB)

152 This country is so boned.. I just read this article about how all the dumbshits are complaining about sore legs from playing Pokemon Go. This is our future..

http://tinyurl.com/zzsexne

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (so+oy)

153 Stein?

You mean Ben Stein?

That would be the funniest team ever

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (wmxwV)

154 About 30-40 Sanders supporters just walked out on Bernie endorsing Hillary in a single line in front of the press



Going over to Hillz HQ for orders.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (I1MCJ)

155 Aging Marxism and liver spots make a formidable combination.

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2016 12:57 PM (2Mnv1)

156 Oh, I'm sure many of the Bernbots haz a sad right now, especially if they spent months attacking Scankles over at HuffPo and DU.

In the end though, they'll do what they're told like the fucking serfs they are.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 12, 2016 12:57 PM (u0lmX)

157 "About 30-40 Sanders supporters just walked out on Bernie endorsing Hillary in a single line in front of the press"

Sanders is seeing a walkout, and Dallas cops are turning their back on the SCOAMF. My horoscope says this could be a great week for civil disobedience.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 12:57 PM (iIzG7)

158 "We are stronger together!"

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I believe that. Body odor-wise. The sour mix of booze, sweat, menthol, poorly wiped rear ends and evil is a combination I do not want to smell, doubled.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 12:57 PM (TOk1P)

159 148 ...
Hillary gets Bernie's endorsement, Bernie gets his Life Alert bracelet back. Fair's fair.
Posted by: furious_a at July 12, 2016 12:55 PM (s26zM)

I'VE FALLEN DOWN AND I CAN'T ESTABLISH THE HEGEMONY OF THE PROLETARIAT!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Man of the People at July 12, 2016 12:57 PM (PjWy4)

160
So much is such a farce. Didn't take long for the Bern to roll over. I'm not having a great attitude about the outcome in Nov.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 12, 2016 12:52 PM (CFc5L)
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This was baked into the cake. Don't let it get you down.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:57 PM (pC96u)

161 So the commie thinks that the woman who made hundreds of millions from rich people over the globe is a good choice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2016 12:57 PM (+wjl1)

162 144----About 30-40 Sanders supporters just walked out on Bernie endorsing Hillary in a single line in front of the press---Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 12:54 PM
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Eh. I remember the outrage-march of PUMA hags in 2008 too.
They'll come around soon enough.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 12:58 PM (T/5A0)

163 Dallas cops are turning their back on the SCOAMF.

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Really???? Where can I see that?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

164 on 2nd thought, the burn is too old and too white. hill is going to need a young white hispanic black female transgender LGBT muslim with an african surname..too cover all the bases

*Hi! Remember me?*
Huma A.

Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2016 12:58 PM (UOsvH)

165 That would be the funniest team ever
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (wmxwV)
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Lol.. Jill, but a Ben/Bernie ticket would be a comical snooze fest.

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 12:58 PM (Ffw22)

166 Can we use the old signs?

Probably not - have to make new signs. I know a sign guy. Oddly enough, he is a big donor to the Clinton Foundation.
.............
Hey! That's part of the stimulus!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 12:58 PM (so+oy)

167 Secede. TEXIT.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 12, 2016 12:59 PM (qWP4h)

168 senile,demented,hippie endorses drunken old lesbian. who gives a fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2016 12:59 PM (ucDmr)

169
Dallas cops are turning their back on the SCOAMF.
----------------------

Holy hell, did that really happen?

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:59 PM (pC96u)

170 164 on 2nd thought, the burn is too old and too white. hill is going to need a young white hispanic black female transgender LGBT muslim with an african surname..too cover all the bases

*Hi! Remember me?*
Huma A.
Posted by: tbodie at July 12, 2016 12:58 PM (UOsvH)

Maybe they can get the new Iron Man? Wait that is just a comic... right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 12:59 PM (3ZoRf)

171 Under our plan, your taxes will necessarily skyrocket.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 01:00 PM (HgMAr)

172 Hillary continues to lose ground in polling, even the ones that are slanted in her favor.

Comeygate will hurt with some Ds who would never pull an R lever and with Independents, as Independents care more about trustworthiness and competence than your typical D voter.

Hillary's blind spot is that she thinks she's running for governor of a Deep Blue state, not the President of 50 states. Ginning up racial grievance can backfire in swing states.

Obama and Hillary wanted BLM to put things on simmer, to gin up Black turnout. Instead it went to a boil, so Obama will try to turn the heat down today.

Expect Obama to co-opt Chief Brown, including because of the personal gun-related tragedies in his life. If he mentions how Chief Brown has significantly reduced police shootings of civilians in recent years, we should scream: then why was Dallas picked for a BLM Home Invasion. Also talk about "healing" and the need for even more "national conversation."

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2016 01:00 PM (r1fLd)

173 The election process: The only voice that we, as Americans, have is being dismantled before our very eyes. The DNC set-up for the Hildebeast and the #nevertump movement is all purposeful and meant to do one thing; take the last vestiges of power away from the populace.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 01:00 PM (Fmupd)

174 So much is such a farce. Didn't take long for the Bern to roll over. I'm not having a great attitude about the outcome in Nov.
................
He was just waiting for the indictment or her getting cleared.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 12, 2016 01:00 PM (so+oy)

175 >>>Don't know if you caught it, but I did some practice runs on the day the Sweet Comey of Death hit.
Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 12:33 PM (pC96u)

Don't forget Paul Winchell, Daws Butler, Allan Melvin, the Sour Grapes, etc - pace yourself and have fun with it! TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2016 01:00 PM (WEUYQ)

176 169
Dallas cops are turning their back on the SCOAMF.
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That would make my day, ::trots off to look::

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 01:00 PM (Ffw22)

177
He got reelected, didn't he? Seems like it worked as intended.
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (7HtZB)
________________________

Sadly, yes.

I remember standing in line at the grocery store behind a couple of women in 2012, just a few days before the election. They were saying that they were going to vote for Obama again. The economy still sucked, they said, but that wasn't really Obama's fault. It had taken the Republicans years to screw things up and cause the 2008 meltdown, so it was only fair that Obama be given two terms to make things right again.

You really can't fix stupid.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 01:01 PM (NnYnv)

178 You know why I couldn't be bought?

I wasn't worth buying..........until now!

Posted by: Bernie "Cash-and-Carry Commie" Sanders at July 12, 2016 01:01 PM (XdbLA)

179 Going over to Hillz HQ for orders.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 12:56 PM (I1MCJ)



No. These are kids who couldn't hack a four hour shift at McDonalds, because people gave them orders. Their go-to response, the reason they WENT to Bernie in the first place is because "you're not the boss of me" is tattooed and stapled on their idiotic souls.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:01 PM (TOk1P)

180
Alex Burns*

Clinton vetting ADMIRAL STAVRIDIS for VP scoop from @AshleyRParker @maggieNYT

*NYT



The nu-Military, Ladies and Gents!

He's this cootie:

wikipedia.org/wiki/James_G._Stavridis

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:02 PM (kdS6q)

181 Chakra Fever - Catch it!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

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Gore/Gaia (Goddess of Earth) 2016!

Note: Gaia will just be some tall new age bimbo Al found at one of his "green revivals".

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 01:02 PM (KhJh8)

182 A billboard company put up a new digital billboard on I-10 and it looks like they are having trouble booking all the slots. I wonder if they take political messages...

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 12, 2016 01:02 PM (qWP4h)

183 I remember standing in line at the grocery store behind a couple of women in 2012, just a few days before the election. They were saying that they were going to vote for Obama again. The economy still sucked, they said, but that wasn't really Obama's fault. It had taken the Republicans years to screw things up and cause the 2008 meltdown, so it was only fair that Obama be given two terms to make things right again.

You really can't fix stupid.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 12, 2016 01:01 PM (NnYnv)

And there's no place to hide from it.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

184 senile,demented,hippie endorses drunken old lesbian. who gives a fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2016 12:59 PM (ucDmr)
.............

In a nutshell.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2016 01:03 PM (HgMAr)

185
Don't forget Paul Winchell, Daws Butler, Allan Melvin, the Sour Grapes, etc - pace yourself and have fun with it! TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 12, 2016 01:00 PM (WEUYQ)
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I have a lot of studying to do. Or I may just comment less.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 01:03 PM (pC96u)

186 http://preview.tinyurl.com/zansx5v

In that pic, Hillary looks like one of the morphed people in Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" video.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 12, 2016 01:03 PM (3AxIj)

187 It's being planned - link in the nic.

Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at July 12, 2016 01:03 PM (iIzG7)

188
Amy Chozick

Clinton's talk of racial injustices, criminal justice reform spark standing ovation from almost entirely white crowd



"Define Irony...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:04 PM (kdS6q)

189 'boy you were a winner but now you are a sinner now'

The Stroke - Billy Squires

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2016 01:04 PM (MIKMs)

190 If she were on fire, I bet all of us would step up to spray that beer all over Hillary. It's the patriotic thing to do, and we are nothing if not patriotic here at the HQ.

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (/m8T6)

I wouldn't cross the street to piss in her mouth if her teeth were on fire.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2016 01:04 PM (i0ykY)

191 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

3:35 and 4:40, amirite?

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at July 12, 2016 01:04 PM (3AxIj)

192 The NYT, Official Trial Balloon Outlet of The DNC, just speculated Hillary is vetting s retired Admiral who previously ran NATO as Veep material.

Someone to make up for her perceived weakness in foreign policy I guess. (/sarc)

Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 01:05 PM (/m8T6)

193 Clinton's talk of racial injustices, criminal justice reform spark standing ovation from almost entirely white crowd



"Define Irony...."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:04 PM (kdS6q)

Ebony and Irony...

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 01:05 PM (7HtZB)

194
Stavridis:

"Stavridis has long advocated the use of "Smart Power," which he defines as the balance of hard and soft power taken together. In numerous articles and speeches, he has advocated creating security in the 21st century by building bridges, not walls."


So, a phony Sgt. Pepper uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:05 PM (27m1/)

195 The Wire has been agitating for the back turn so don't expect much

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 01:05 PM (wmxwV)

196 If she were on fire, I bet all of us would step up to spray that beer all over Hillary.

I would at least attempt to beat out the flames with a logging chain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 12, 2016 01:05 PM (rwI+c)

197 We should not have to choose between a corrupt government and a corrupt wall street because Rogaine is a scam!

Thank you!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - ramblin at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (10hEu)

198 Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (/m8T6)

I wouldn't cross the street to piss in her mouth if her teeth were on fire.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2016 01:04 PM (i0ykY)



I would bring marshmellows and wieners to roast them...


No no, I'm not going to EAT them! No, I just want the last thing she sees to remind her of her husband.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (TOk1P)

199 I wonder who's going to do the muzzie prayer at the cop memorial.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (Fmupd)

200 The nu-Military, Ladies and Gents!
He's this cootie:
wikipedia.org/wiki/James_G._Stavridis

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:02 PM (kdS6q)

Admiral Stavridis has had an incredibly distinguished career. Other than he's on Hillary's VP selection list, what's wrong with him?

Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (UWlp+)

201 198 Posted by: MTF at July 12, 2016 12:53 PM (/m8T6)

I wouldn't cross the street to piss in her mouth if her teeth were on fire.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2016 01:04 PM (i0ykY)



I would bring marshmellows and wieners to roast them...


No no, I'm not going to EAT them! No, I just want the last thing she sees to remind her of her husband.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (TOk1P)

If rumors hold true, you'll bring L'il Smokies.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (0mRoj)

202 "Stavridis has long advocated the use of "Smart Power," which he defines as the balance of hard and soft power taken together. In numerous articles and speeches, he has advocated creating security in the 21st century by building bridges, not walls."


So, a phony Sgt. Pepper uniform.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:05 PM (27m1/)

Anyone who uses "Smart" as a modify needs a dick punch.

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (7HtZB)

203
So did the Dallas cops turn their backs on Omomzer?

Footage please, if available.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (27m1/)

204
Clinton vetting ADMIRAL STAVRIDIS for VP scoop from @AshleyRParker @maggieNYT
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In 2008 I thought she'd pick Petraeus. She needs arm-testosterone.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (pC96u)

205 There is no question that the future of america is single payer because denture cream is expensive!

I like frozen blueberries, but FROZEN GRAPES ARE BETTER!

Thank you!!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - ramblin some more at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (10hEu)

206 I gotta go take a wiz...There is never a burning left winger around when you really need one? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (zp+j1)

207 202
Anyone who uses "Smart" as a modify needs a dick punch.
Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (7HtZB)


And . . . loving it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (27m1/)

208 Even though Grandpa Simpson was an "independent" when he was in the Senate, he always voted and caucused with the Democrats. They knew they could count on him. Always.

So naturally he endorsed Hillary.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (egyCj)

209 No no, I'm not going to EAT them! No, I just want the last thing she sees to remind her of her husband.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (TOk1P)

Light up a cigar...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 12, 2016 01:08 PM (u0lmX)

210
I still say a coughing fit during a debate will bring her down.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 01:08 PM (iQIUe)

211 206 I gotta go take a wiz...There is never a burning left winger around when you really need one? Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (zp+j1)


Look out your window. I'm flinging a koran your way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:08 PM (27m1/)

212 The Muslim prayer comes just before the soft shoe routine BLM is going to present.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 01:08 PM (wmxwV)

213 >>he has advocated creating security in the 21st century by building bridges, not walls.

Hillary said this almost verbatim in her speech today. And I don't think choosing a guy who is a big advocate of NATO given how Trump is talking about winding down our support of NATO.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2016 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

214 I wonder who's going to do the muzzie prayer at the cop memorial.


Maybe O will throw away the mask . . .

Posted by: McCool at July 12, 2016 01:09 PM (TQxRy)

215
Clinton vetting ADMIRAL STAVRIDIS for VP scoop from @AshleyRParker @maggieNYT
---------------------

So Trump can get Michael Flynn, and then he and Hillary can be all like "My military leader can beat up your military leader."

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 01:09 PM (pC96u)

216 200
Admiral Stavridis has had an incredibly distinguished career. Other than he's on Hillary's VP selection list, what's wrong with him?
Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (UWlp+)
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Other than killing women, what's wrong with Ted Bundy?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 01:09 PM (T/5A0)

217 @210 or apoplexy, if Trump really f*cks with her.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 12, 2016 01:09 PM (rzlHy)

218 I would bring marshmellows and wieners to roast them...


No no, I'm not going to EAT them! No, I just want the last thing she sees to remind her of her husband.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (TOk1P)

If rumors hold true, you'll bring L'il Smokies.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (0mRoj)



Are there any trustworthy sources who can confirm this? I wouldn't necessarily trust Monica's or Paula's word. Maybe Ms. Broderick?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:09 PM (TOk1P)

219
I still say a coughing fit during a debate will bring her down.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 01:08 PM (iQIUe)
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I believe it, no snark. A crying fit brought her back in 2008.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 01:10 PM (pC96u)

220
Other than he's on Hillary's VP selection list, what's wrong with him?
Posted by: troyriser




That is, in and of itself, disqualifying.

Care to disagree?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:10 PM (kdS6q)

221 "Clinton, for her part, signaled relief by clasping hands with her tougher-than-expected rival Sanders."

And proceeded to crush them out of pure rage.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 12, 2016 01:10 PM (jtStN)

222 200
Admiral Stavridis has had an incredibly distinguished career. Other than he's on Hillary's VP selection list, what's wrong with him?
Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:06 PM (UWlp+)

Outside of that, I did enjoy "Our American Cousin."

Posted by: Mary Todd Lincoln at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (7HtZB)

223

So, a phony Sgt. Pepper uniform.


Active-duty John Kerry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (+wjl1)

224 We must end the overseas wars that destroy our economy and enrich the bankers!

AND I BELIEVE THAT MAPLE SYRUP COMES FROM THE HONEY OF BEES THAT LIVE IN MAPLE TREES!

Thank you!!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - still ramblin at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (10hEu)

225 220:

I'd love to question to the Admiral about the significance of security breaches.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (i6shs)

226 *hic*

Posted by: !Hillary at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (THtDV)

227 I can't find anything anywhere about Dallas turning their backs on SCOAMF. I hope W doesn't think it's for him. Nah, he'll figure it out.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (9U1OG)

228 So Hillary gets the coveted Communist endorsement.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (oKE6c)

229 Socialist endorses 1%er who avoids taxes with phony charity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (+wjl1)

230 205
I like frozen blueberries, but FROZEN GRAPES ARE BETTER!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - ramblin some more at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (10hEu)
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Why do we need all of those different frozen fruits, huh?
It's a Wall Street plot!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (T/5A0)

231 If Hildabeast picks military VP it will cement her negatives as a war monger.

'cept if military leader is a lesbian.

Elephant heads explody!

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (DgwFA)

232 Trump is on twitter going off on Bernie.

"Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs."

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh8)

233 227 I can't find anything anywhere about Dallas turning their backs on SCOAMF. I hope W doesn't think it's for him. Nah, he'll figure it out.
============

Ditto. Haven't seen anything yet, I would expect a media blackout, if it happened.

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 01:13 PM (Ffw22)

234 The State Department paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxpayers grants to an Israeli group that used the money to build a campaign to oust Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in last year's Israeli parliamentary elections, a congressional investigation concluded Tuesday.

Some $350,000 was sent to OneVoice, ostensibly to support the group's efforts to back Israeli-Palestinian peace settlement negotiations. But OneVoice used the money to build a voter database, train activists and hire a political consulting firm with ties to President Obama's campaign -- all of which set the stage for an anti-Netanyahu campaign, the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations said in a bipartisan staff report.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 12, 2016 01:13 PM (WjP0m)

235 232 Trump is on twitter going off on Bernie.

"Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs."

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh


Well played. Gotta give props.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:13 PM (27m1/)

236
Here's how we get rid of HIllary:

https://goo.gl/da7sl3

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (iQIUe)

237 Admiral Stavridis has had an incredibly distinguished career. Other than he's on Hillary's VP selection list, what's wrong with him?
Posted by: troyriser




Still "White Knighting" for Hillary I see.

Posted by: Kale at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (Jzg4b)

238
Stavridis commanded destroyer USS Barry from 1993 to 1995

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (IqV8l)

239 Why am I not surprised.

They share the goal of destroying America, just differ on the exact methods to be used.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (3X3ZR)

240 Thank you!!!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders - still ramblin at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (10hEu)


Shouldn't you be watching Matlock?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (egyCj)

241
So the guy who built his longshot run by raling against Wall Streets undo influence on government is climbing into bed with the Wall Street poster girl to defeat Trump who's campaign is about Wall Streets undo influence on government?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (lKyWE)

242 "Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs."

Heh. He got this from Ted Cruz when he asked about an endorsement

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (wmxwV)

243 they should do an efferdent commercial together.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (0O7c5)

244
With Zorba the Sailorman a potential veep float for Tia Borracha, her camp might be telegraphing that Trump is indeed choosing Flynn?

I hope so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (27m1/)

245 230 205
I like frozen blueberries, but FROZEN GRAPES ARE BETTER!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - ramblin some more at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (10hEu)
-----------------------------
Why do we need all of those different frozen fruits, huh?
It's a Wall Street plot!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (T/5A0)

United Fruit, people!

Posted by: Zombie Smedley Butler at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

246 AF-1 on Final approach to Love Field.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (I1MCJ)

247 Drudge and Breitbart are pushing some polls showing Hillary is cratering.

One showed Trump +5 in FL

I can only pray there are enough smart-ish people left in this country.


P.S. - Remind everyone you know that it was a non-white police officer in both Minnesota and Louisiana. You'll never hear it on TV.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (2PHKP)

248 AF-1 on Final approach to Love Field.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (I1MCJ)

----

Is Obama still doing a joint appearance with W ??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

249 Trump is on twitter going off on Bernie.

"Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs."

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh

Well played. Gotta give props.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:13 PM (27m1/)


Yes. And it doesn't sound like him at all. Maybe he's finally got somebody who knows what they're doing sending out his tweets?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

250 Bernie's campaign was nothing more than an attempt by the old commie to get some of his Venezuelan ideas on the Democrat platform, pulling the party farther left and making sure they were endorsed.

He knew when he got in the race that he didn't have a chance, due to the Democrat party rules.

I think he was surprised by how his candidacy took off and decided to ride that broom as far as it would go, in order to further shape the Democrat party into a socialist party.

So what he has helped form now is a fascist party, headed by a major fascist, Hillary Clinton. He even identified her as such, but now is ok with supporting her.

His supporters may be sad and confused, but once she is out there shrieking about the 1%, free college, free abortions, and destroying banks, while taking as much bribe money from them as possible, his supporters will come on board.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (Zm/1F)

251 That is, in and of itself, disqualifying.

Care to disagree?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:10 PM (kdS6q)

Thanks to those GOPand independent votersresponsible for making Trump our nominee, we'd better hope Hillary picks a capable VP.

Looking at the Wikipedia summary of Stavridis' record, I'm at least reassuredHillary isn't just confining her search to know-nothing cronies.

Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (UWlp+)

252 >>>230 205
I like frozen blueberries, but FROZEN GRAPES ARE BETTER!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - ramblin some more at July 12, 2016 01:07 PM (10hEu)
-----------------------------
Why do we need all of those different frozen fruits, huh?
It's a Wall Street plot!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (T/5A0)

___________________

The inefficiency of markets is shown when ANYONE BUYS CRANBERRIES!!!

I LIKE PRUNES!

Thank you!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - DEEP THOUGHTS at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (10hEu)

253 246
AF-1 on Final approach to Love Field.





Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (I1MCJ)

Oh, I love it when you talk dirty, Mr President.

Posted by: Reggie at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (2PHKP)

254 Like Bernie and Hillary, this thread should be put out to pasture.

Posted by: SH at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (gmeXX)

255 Of course Hitler killed six million Jews, but have you driven on those beautiful German autobahns?

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2016 01:17 PM (Fmupd)

256 Yes. And it doesn't sound like him at all. Maybe he's finally got somebody who knows what they're doing sending out his tweets?
Posted by: BurtTC



I do think the right people around Trump could allow him to easily win the election.

Maybe he's finally got people he can trust to defer to?

Posted by: Kale at July 12, 2016 01:17 PM (Jzg4b)

257 http:// dfw.cbslocal.com / show / cbsdfw-com-live-video - 2


Close up the spaces.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 01:17 PM (I1MCJ)

258 Every Knee Will Be Made to Bow.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 12, 2016 01:17 PM (XMDuf)

259 Still "White Knighting" for Hillary I see.

Posted by: Kale at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (Jzg4b)

Color me faintly amused.

Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:18 PM (UWlp+)

260
AF-1 on Final approach to Love Field.
Posted by: rickb223




Wheeeeeeee!

Posted by: Ted Cruz (R-Prince Edward Island) - Official Obama Junior Wingman

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:18 PM (kdS6q)

261 Is Obama still doing a joint appearance with W ??



No idea. AF-1 on ground.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 12, 2016 01:18 PM (I1MCJ)

262 249

Yes. And it doesn't sound like him at all. Maybe he's finally got somebody who knows what they're doing sending out his tweets?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (TOk1P)


If it's someone else, I give him props for being smart enough to let someone else do it.

He should hire that guy Smittie, or Iowahawk.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:19 PM (27m1/)

263 Will Stradivarius want to play second fiddle?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 01:19 PM (IqV8l)

264
Hillary picks a capable VP.
-----------------------

She'll pick a VP who has no problem with serving a felon who risked our national security for her personal wealth.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 01:20 PM (pC96u)

265 247 P.S. - Remind everyone you know that it was a non-white police officer in both Minnesota and Louisiana. You'll never hear it on TV.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 12, 2016 01:15 PM (2PHKP)

Those shootings happened days ago and I only now just found out they were not white on Rush today.

Fuck the collaborationist media.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 01:20 PM (27m1/)

266 AG Lynch let it be known that if you are the correct color/ideology, there is no crime. This is arrogance that even some Democrat are going to upchuck.

Posted by: talgus at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (UaPF2)

267 And not a single gram of integrity between them
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2016 12:26 PM (kD4oG)

Anyone who really thinks The FAB will pick this guy, I have this Bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you cheap.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (zp+j1)

268 >>>240 Thank you!!!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders - still ramblin at July 12, 2016 01:11 PM (10hEu)

Shouldn't you be watching Matlock?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 01:14 PM (egyCj)


_____________

Matlock was a good show until wallstreet ruined it

And I never trusted the Mythbusters. THEY DIDN'T TEST CAPITALISM AND THE MOON LANDING!!!!

Thank you!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders's Drool Cup at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (10hEu)

269 Hillary should pick George Will

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (wmxwV)

270 263 Will Stradivarius want to play second fiddle?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 01:19 PM (IqV8l)

How long did it take you to string that together?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (PjWy4)

271 Hillary picks a capable VP.
-----------------------

She'll pick a VP who has no problem with serving a felon who risked our national security for her personal wealth.
Posted by: iforgot

_______

Exactly, anybody that's willing to be her VP has shown they just want to be part of the criminal conspiracy.

Posted by: Kale at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (Jzg4b)

272 This is arrogance that even some Democrat are going to upchuck.
Posted by: talgus at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (UaPF2)

Yeah? Like whom?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2016 01:22 PM (zp+j1)

273 Nood. Pole.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 12, 2016 01:22 PM (ukNFU)

274 232 Trump is on twitter going off on Bernie.

"Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs."

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh

The only people who will get this are people who are not the targets in the first place.

One of the most interesting things to me in this crazy election season was the sight of Bernie being confronted by the BLM in the early days of the campaign.

Now, you could believe that Bern's candidacy & BLM are both orchestrated movements with the same purpose- a way to gin up certain blocs of voters due to Hillary's appalling lack of charisma, allow them to simmer, and then let Hillary co-opt that vitality (she is a vampire after all) when she magically came out on top during the primary.

The thing is, in those early days (God, they feel like years ago now, don't they) you could be forgiven for thinking the BLM confronting Bernie was interesting, to say the least.

I more subscribe to the belief that Bern was always manufactured. BLM, on the other hand, was a different movement that they are attempting to co-opt (although you could also argue that a lot of people are trying to co-opt BLM.) The directions BLM is going these days are a bit beyond what I think the dem lever pullers would wish, but then they always were, as the confrontation with Bern would tend to show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 01:22 PM (3ZoRf)

275 Didja see Jebba the Bush blames Pope Frankie Hollywood for his defeat? He says Frankie holding a pro-wetback mass on the border drew attention to Build-That-Wall Donald. Pope Frankie didn't realize you're supposed lie about your position during the election then betray after after you're elected.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 12, 2016 01:22 PM (Nwg0u)

276
Hillary picks a capable VP.

She'll pick a VP who has no problem with serving a felon who risked our national security for her personal wealth.
Posted by: iforgot




Well, it's not like any men in the military got killed because of her criminal incompetence. Any important ones, that is. You know, the ones that went to Annapolis.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 01:23 PM (kdS6q)

277 Exactly, anybody that's willing to be her VP has shown they just want to be part of the criminal conspiracy.
Posted by: Kale at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (Jzg4b)

----

So... Jeb then.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 12, 2016 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

278 Yes. And it doesn't sound like him at all. Maybe he's finally got somebody who knows what they're doing sending out his tweets?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

------------------------------------------------------------------

Actually it does sound like him...I got the tweet slightly wrong...I missed the "crooked" part.

"Bernie Sanders endorsing Crooked Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs."

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 01:23 PM (KhJh8)

279 @125- Joe H

Five year plans and New Deals
Wrapped in golden chains
And I wonder, still I wonder...

All together now

Posted by: teej at July 12, 2016 01:24 PM (0jR9T)

280 Exactly, anybody that's willing to be her VP has shown they just want to be part of the criminal conspiracy.
Posted by: Kale at July 12, 2016 01:21 PM (Jzg4b)

----

So... Jeb then.
Posted by: fixerupper


The funny thing is, I can almost guarantee you Jeb would be willing to be her VP. I say that with sincerity.

That's how bad the GOP Establishment has gotten.

Posted by: Kale at July 12, 2016 01:24 PM (Jzg4b)

281 Coming soon to a convention in Philadelphia:

REPORTING FOR DOODY!

Starring Hillary Clinton as ...Hillary Clinton

And James Stavrides as "The Admiral"



With John Kerry looking for his DD-214 and his magic hat.

And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 12, 2016 01:24 PM (RFeQD)

282 Cruz: Have you seen Air Force One?

Trump: It'll be an adjustment but I'll manage.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2016 01:24 PM (VdICR)

283 The Volga Boatman break is kind of appropriate for Bernie, nyet?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2016 12:45 PM (27m1/)



What? No love for the Internationale?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 01:24 PM (oKE6c)

284 >>>232 Trump is on twitter going off on Bernie.

"Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street endorsing Goldman Sachs."

Posted by: William Eaton at July 12, 2016 01:12 PM (KhJh

___________________

Donald Trump has done nothing to refute the charges of capitalism because HE SELLS PROPERTY!

Thank you!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders still somewhat confused at July 12, 2016 01:25 PM (10hEu)

285 I do think the right people around Trump could allow him to easily win the election.

--

One of those right people would be to heavily utilize Ivanka. Not only on the stump, but in TV commercial blitzes. She's a strong asset. Beautiful, classy, well-spoken, and people on the left and right seem to like her. A lot.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 12, 2016 01:25 PM (+FSld)

286 Bernie waves to the crowds, his fake smile hiding the terror he feels...

He remembers the roadblock, Reuben cowering under the seats of the bus, the Trigglypuffs lured off by tubs of cherry ice cream. He was seized, a hood placed over his head, and dragged away.

When the hood was peeled back he blinked in the glare of a naked, environmentally friendly, curly bulb. The light was blocked as a familiar, dumpy form came into view.
"You," he snarled. "What do you want? You won already."
Hillary's smile was as false as Washington's teeth and she said "You poor deluded fool thought you could win. I had all of the cards, have all of the cards."
"You have nothing but your cabal of running dog media and Wall Street bankers. No one respects you nor even likes you."
"It was enough for the nomination, now I need one thing you have."
"What would that be, what could I, a true socialist hero of the down-trodden proletariat, the truest laborer of the laboring classes..."
Hillary interrupts him, her hissing voice cutting deep. "You couldn't open a pickle jar to save your life let alone hammer a nail. Just give me your endorsement and you may live."
Bernie cries "Never!" and begins singing the Internationale.

*******

Hours pass and he finally breaks.
"No! Not that! You win." He sobs. "I'll endorse you, just don't...don't harm them. I...love them."
"Keep your word and your souvenir Josef Stalin Memorial Collector Plates will come to no harm; cross me and it'll be the Porcelain Massacre." Hillary chuckles as she puts the plate down on the table. "Come now; we wouldn't want to keep your Bernie-bros waiting."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Convention Spectacular! Golden Scalp Weasels Have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at July 12, 2016 01:25 PM (hLRSq)

287 Nood. Polling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 01:27 PM (3ZoRf)

288 She'll pick a VP who has no problem with serving a felon who risked our national security for her personal wealth.

Posted by: iforgot at July 12, 2016 01:20 PM (pC96u)

So a Democrat then

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 12, 2016 01:27 PM (6TLl6)

289 I saw a story about WHY Dallas cops should turn their backs to Obama but not that they actually did so, like someone here reported. Don't get my hopes up like that...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at July 12, 2016 01:28 PM (u0lmX)

290 Summarizing SCOAMF's speech iin advance,
I..uhh..me...uhh.. i..me..me...uhhh..uhh..ahh..mmm..umph...weapons of war..uhh..common sense gun control...uhhh..me..mee..uhh..

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 01:38 PM (Ffw22)

291 Thanks to those GOPand independent votersresponsible for making Trump our nominee, we'd better hope Hillary picks a capable VP.

Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (UWlp+)

I agree. Republican primary voters were ignorant and desperate for a demogoge this cycle.It sure as hell couldn't be Mitch, John, or my own exemplary conservative leadership.

Posted by: Conservative T-Rex P. Ryan at July 12, 2016 01:41 PM (dlvSM)

292 Republican primary voters were ignorant and desperate for a demogoge this cycle.It sure as hell couldn't be Mitch, John, or my own exemplary conservative leadership.

Posted by: Conservative T-Rex P. Ryan at July 12, 2016 01:41 PM (dlvSM)

*shrugs* We'll see soon enough. Trump's a cynical rich kid phony playing the electorate for suckers. Hillary's a power-mad crook. I'll pull the lever for the GOP nominee but figure it's lose-lose either way.

Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:47 PM (UWlp+)

293 "You know what? We are stronger together!"

Thanks, I wondered WTF that odor was.


Posted by: Hamilton Burger at July 12, 2016 02:03 PM (Fapgt)

294 new

Posted by: seamrog at July 12, 2016 02:09 PM (rP+/p)

295 >>>291 Thanks to those GOPand independent votersresponsible for making Trump our nominee, we'd better hope Hillary picks a capable VP.

Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:16 PM (UWlp+)

I agree. Republican primary voters were ignorant and desperate for a demogoge this cycle.It sure as hell couldn't be Mitch, John, or my own exemplary conservative leadership.
Posted by: Conservative T-Rex P. Ryan at July 12, 2016 01:41 PM (dlvSM)


_________________

OR MEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Jeb! - Now simultaneously crying AND fapping in Barbara's basement at July 12, 2016 02:15 PM (10hEu)

296 #BernTheFeels

Posted by: holygoat at July 12, 2016 02:32 PM (DbBV5)

297 Sanders fans on the rampage. Go Jill!!!!

Posted by: Wanda at July 12, 2016 02:34 PM (oE3zQ)

298 #SUCKERS all around!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 12, 2016 02:37 PM (Kucy5)

299 #179 Those kids will go over to Hillary because they remember how Gramma would give them more money when Mommy and Daddy wouldn't.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 12, 2016 02:44 PM (Kucy5)

300 292 *shrugs* We'll see soon enough. Trump's a cynical rich kid phony playing the electorate for suckers. Hillary's a power-mad crook. I'll pull the lever for the GOP nominee but figure it's lose-lose either way.

Posted by: troyriser at July 12, 2016 01:47 PM (UWlp+)

I agree and will do the same... I Just hate to see republican primary voters shoulder much of the blame. That blame should be focused on the GOPe leadership who failed to deliver on their campaign promises and worse yet, violated their oath to protect the constitution.

Posted by: Cooldawg at July 12, 2016 03:20 PM (dlvSM)

301 Is it cool to direct any luck insults at the Bernster???

Posted by: Tonald Drump at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (65rbE)

302 please forgive the spell check from cuck to luck

Posted by: tonald drump at July 12, 2016 04:08 PM (65rbE)

303 Sanders is a fraud just like any other Socialist. Socialists hide behind a "populist theme" all for the sake of power. No Socialist has ever been kind to the actual "little people", they only seek the power to tell the "little people" what is good for them.

Posted by: Brian at July 12, 2016 05:37 PM (vFrbB)

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