Captain Bullshit: We Could Spend Decades Trying to Tease Out the Motive of the Dallas Shooter and Never Come Up With a Clear Answer

The World's Smartest Man gets a bad case of the Dummies whenever his political coreligionists embarrass him.

He covered his tracks a bit later in the presser by saying, “The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he’s not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans.” Right, but that doesn’t mean the Charleston shooter didn’t have a discrete motive despite his “troubled mind.” In fact, Obama was astute in describing it at the time:


The fact that this took place in a black church obviously also raises questions about a dark part of our history. This is not the first time that black churches have been attacked. And we know that hatred across races and faiths pose a particular threat to our democracy and our ideals.

Greatest Orator Since Cicero. Every speech is a home-run derby of thrills-up-the-leg.

He learned well from his mentor, the terrorist Bill Ayers.

Posted by: Ace at 06:21 PM




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1 I'll take first if no one else does

Posted by: L, Elle at July 11, 2016 06:23 PM (6IPEM)

2 Captain Dumbass strikes again

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2016 06:23 PM (ptqRm)

3 The Man, The Myth, the Dullard.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2016 06:23 PM (Vevy5)

4 There was Cicero, there was Publius, and there is SCOAMF in reverse order.

Frankly he is going to give a shout out to Micah X via motive tomorrow...

he's classt that way.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:24 PM (SzZnW)

5 Crap, now I have to get the willowed

Posted by: L, Elle at July 11, 2016 06:24 PM (6IPEM)

6 and you expected more?


Better?

Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at July 11, 2016 06:24 PM (/542q)

7 Rage meter: Engaged

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:25 PM (1ZOkK)

8 7 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:25 PM (1ZOkK)

It's always pleasant when your ethnicity is the victim of a racially motivated massacre to reflect that in Obama's world we are solely to blame for Micah X.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:26 PM (SzZnW)

9 At least Bill Clinton had actual charm.

This guy is literally satan in human form.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (Z/FKv)

10 He makes me look and sound like a souper genius!!!...Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (wcSGs)

11 Ayers is The Architect. Been planning 50 years. Think about it.

Posted by: OneIronMacguffin at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (NjX7M)

12 Madness stalks the land.

Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (eiFlk)

13 Tomorrow should be equally embarrassing and cringe-worthy when he starts lecturing and implying that the police brought it on to themselves.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2016 06:28 PM (Ht/4p)

14 The JEF: *taps chin* "I wonder what bullshit I should promote as The Narrative? My minions in the media will lap it up, whatever it is."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (1ZOkK)

15 per @ChadLivengood with Detroit Free Press "Berrien County sheriff says he'll have info on deceased bailiffs and inmate and his charges at next press briefing."

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (fsOPO)

16 If I ever run into Obama I'm gonna say "You got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend."

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (/tuJf)

17 >>> This guy is literally satan in human form.

Disagree. I would expect The Beast to be less of a schmuck.

Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (eiFlk)

18 Motives are just so hard to figure out when the suspect says "I want to kill white cops because I hate white people"

Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (7XGCq)

19 Captain Bullshit indeed. I've burned out fifteen rage-o-meters so far this year and completely run out of fucks. The villainy and perfidy of this administration and those associated with it are so constant that they've practically become background noise.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (0mRoj)

20 We are living Animal Farm/1984 so , truly, nothing means anything anymore....well , in reality POWER means all.

Reason is on vacation....or under house arrest. Pick your poison.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (3ZttN)

21 Rage meter: Engaged
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:25 PM


Fortunately, I was spared this time.

;-)

Posted by: The D'oh Family's remote mute button at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (+Q9b4)

22 Yes. Yes. I guess will never no, now that I greased his ass.

He'll never have the opportunity to explain it to us in an in depth interview, while appearing on the cover of Rolling Stone. He'll never be able to become an aspiring rapper and depict his life story through the magic of song AutoTune. He'll never have an opportunity to have a prison conversion to [omitted} and preach about it.

We've lost so much.

Posted by: C4-PO (Dallas Ro-bomb) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (H9MG5)

23 I swear, the man just enchants me with his words!

Posted by: Chrissie Matthews at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (wcSGs)

24 Interesting article on the BS that is Scopes Monkey trial: http://bit.ly/2a3CYTL

Key excepts

"In fact, John Scopes never actually taught evolution; he was sick on the
class day evolution was scheduled, so he never delivered the lecture.
His failure to actually teach evolution was an excellent defense: in
fact Scopes was innocent, and a lawyer who was actually representing
Scopes' interests - rather than the ACLU's interest - would have
featured that fact prominently."

....

"The Scopes textbook, Hunter's A Civic Biology, divided humanity into
five races and ranked them in terms of superiority, concluding with "the
highest type of all, the Caucasians, represented by the civilized white
inhabitants of Europe and America." A Civic Biology asserted that crime
and immorality are inherited and run in families, and that "these
families have become parasitic on society. . . . If such people were
lower animals, we would probably kill them off. . . . [W]e do have the
remedy of separating the sexes in asylums or other places and in various
ways preventing intermarriage and the possibilities of perpetuating
such a low and degenerate race.""

Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (svFmG)

25 Greatest Orator Since Cicero.

Nope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

26
First bullfighter to be gored (to death) in Spain since 1985.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (QFhci)

27 >>> Tomorrow should be equally embarrassing and cringe-worthy when he starts lecturing and implying

Trump should put his briliiant speech, "The police acted stupidly." in heavy rotation.

Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (eiFlk)

28 17 >>> This guy is literally satan in human form.

Disagree. I would expect The Beast to be less of a schmuck.
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (eiFlk)

Never NEVER equate me to this imbecile. Sure, I'm using him but it's like jihadists using 6 year old kids with Down's syndrome as suicide bombers.

Posted by: Lucifer at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (0mRoj)

29 11
Ayers is The Architect. Been planning 50 years. Think about it.

Posted by: OneIronMacguffin at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (NjX7M)


There's audio of an undercover agent who infiltrated the Weather Underground. They were planning for the rounding up and extermination of millions of Americans.

"Our" president's buddy.


So glad my Daddy didn't live to witness this crap. Sadly, my late mom did. And had to endure my lib sister's car with the Obama sticker on the back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (1ZOkK)

30 Ayers is The Architect. Been planning 50 years. Think about it.

Posted by: OneIronMacguffin at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (NjX7M)
================================================

Yep. None of this is random.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (dFi94)

31 He puts the Fun in Fun-da-mental Transformation.

Comes right before the rotting corpses and the burning rubble.

Posted by: The Fifth Horseman at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (iU9Qe)

32 I gather he's still scratching his head over Omar Mateen's motive too?

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (ozZau)

33 With the MSM always cheerleading for Democrats you know they would trumpet any and every success

But instead they have to flood the news with Yet Another Atrocity every damn day to distract us from how absolutely vile every Democrat is.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (Cq0oW)

34 "Political coreligionists" is a needless complication. They're his co-religionists period.

Posted by: doomed at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (bGLSw)

35 This guy in particular. Thanks Bugs "what a maroon"

Posted by: micky at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (o5vMc)

36 Can you imagine being a family member of one of the police officers? To meet privately with him and have him give his 'sympathy'? There is no way in hell that I would meet with this ahole. Even to tell him to FOAD.

Posted by: RedDish at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (5eXg1)

37 22
Posted by: C4-PO (Dallas Ro-bomb) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (H9MG5)
-----------------------------
I love you.

Posted by: Roomba at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (T/5A0)

38 Back from bike ride and have CNN on. They have 3 black guys, one being a congressman and their all afraid of walking around black.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (Yo9Lf)

39 You got one thing right.

He gives good oral.

Wait.
What?

Posted by: Reggie at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (hS+ZP)

40 Why, it's almost as if, in an open society with any sense and decency, some public figure could simply quote the Dallas police chief's quoting the killer from his phone contact at the time, and then - with vehemence and contempt - contrast that reality with the idiotic divisive crap barfed up by Obama.


To the minority with any sense and critical thinking skills Obama's already beclowned himself with that statement (about "teasing out" motive). But to get the point across to the broader audience, some of whom may be reachable in a political sense, takes a public figure actually, you know, engaging in politics.


On issue after issue after issue, for a decade or more, there has simply been no voice of reason or ridicule even as the increasingly inappropriate, stupid, un-American, dishonest public behavior and rhetoric of Obama and his ilk.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (QDnY+)

41 25 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

If we include "Bullshitting" in oration it'd be a close race.

Admittedly you are the better oratician and master of the forensic arts BUT his bullshitting has given him the power to unleash the sun on the Earth's surface Marcus Tullius.

//Archias

Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (SzZnW)

42 Consistency, she is for the peasants.

Posted by: Prez'nit Soaring Rhetoric at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (8ZskC)

43 This guy is literally satan in human form.

Not a chance. Satan, as we all know, would have a hot wife.

Posted by: Fresh Air at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (eJdkv)

44
First bullfighter to be gored (to death) in Spain since 1985.





Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (QFhci)








Y'know, that guy who actually bet on the bull is ROLLING in winnings today.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (LuZz8)

45 The Smartest Man in the World can't for the life of him figure out why incendiary racial rhetoric incites the races.

Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2016 06:34 PM (pw64C)

46 The world is spiraling away from him. He can no more influence events than he can describe them without sounding like his typical, pablum-spewing manner.

Nobody needs to listen to him anymore, and we won't.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2016 06:34 PM (Dj0WE)

47 @ChadLivengood reports next press conference with the Sheriff will be some time before 9pm

Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (fsOPO)

48 I'm placing my bet:

The news tomorrow will gush about Obama's "healing speech" full of "hope" and calling for "change".

By Wednesday morning, you'd never know that anything happened in Dallas since Kennedy got shot by watching the news.

I figure there's at least another weeks worth of reporting to do on the racist cops who murder defenseless black men... until the investigations conclude and show that the poor, gentle giants were carrying guns illegally and resisting arrest. Quick pivot to gun control and down the memory hole.

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (71OEY)

49 Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2016 06:28
I like when he stutters.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (egOGm)

50 Sheesh! And yet the left knows my motives for crimes I haven't even committed!

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (YMIAU)

51 I don't mind his saying stupid shit nearly as much as I mind that he thinks I believe his stupid shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

52 Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (71OEY)

In other words, a whitewash.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

53 I'm just glad I'm far enough from Dallas not to get stuck in his traffic. I used to live sort of near the Austin airport and his mfing motorcade blocked all roads to my house on several occasions.

Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (7XGCq)

54 Posted by: Fresh Air at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (eJdkv)
I also think satan wouldn't look like urkel riding a bike.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (egOGm)

55 TFG is going to be one fucking annoying ex-pres...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (GINyK)

56 We have failed him, again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (JO9+V)

57 >>>I love you.
Posted by: Roomba at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (T/5A0)<<<



Sorry, I'm a one appliance machine. I'm faithful to the toaster.

Posted by: C4-PO (Dallas Ro-bomb) at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (H9MG5)

58 Ugh, he'll be worse than Carter.

Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (7XGCq)

59 I also think satan wouldn't look like urkel riding a bike.
Posted by: CaliGirl

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And that's exactly why he adopts such a disguise.

Expect the unexpected.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (YMIAU)

60 55 TFG is going to be one fucking annoying ex-pres...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (GINyK)

I'd like to seem him show up at a Habitat for Humanity project and give his "you didn't build that" speech.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (0mRoj)

61 I'm fully expecting vamp--sorry, lawyers for the family will sue because the blowing up constitutes cruel and unusual racist something or other. It's so novel it could just work.

Posted by: doomed at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (bGLSw)

62 Smartest man in the room is laughing his rhetoric is working better than he hoped.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:38 PM (Yo9Lf)

63
The world is spiraling away from him. He can no more influence events than he can describe them without sounding like his typical, pablum-spewing manner.

Thats why he is going to be out campaigning for Clinton,he can feel relevant again

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 06:38 PM (lKyWE)

64 Trouble is, to True Believers, listening to Captain Bullshit is a religious experience.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (SEFXb)

65 I'm really impressed with bathroom barry's bullshit and the crease in his pants..
/david brooks

Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (Ffw22)

66 >>> In other words, a whitewash.
.....

Well... half white.

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:40 PM (71OEY)

67 He's just lucky that his base of support are too stupid to pay attention.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 06:40 PM (HgMAr)

68 Obama used to sit around stoned watching SNL and Eddie Murphy would come on doing the C I L L my landlord thing

Obama would be LOL in his bowl of fruit loops but then say I don't get it

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 11, 2016 06:40 PM (Cq0oW)

69 65 Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (Ffw22)

I always knew you were into corophagia Brooksie.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (SzZnW)

70 Seems odd that he could read Dylan Roof like a book.

Yet the motives of this fucktard elude his mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (ptqRm)

71
Interesting article on the BS that is Scopes Monkey trial

Are we not men?

Posted by: Marc Lamont Sanford at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)

72 Guys ... Watch this drive ...

Yes ... That was my imitation of a white mongaloid.

Thanks. Thanks.

Posted by: TFG at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (H1gun)

73
He's just lucky that his base of support are too stupid to pay attention.

You mean the Republicans in Congress? Then yeah.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (QFhci)

74 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (SEFXb)
I still don't understand how anyone thinks TFG is cool. In my minds eye I see him lifting weights.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (egOGm)

75 60I'd like to seem him show up at a Habitat for Humanity project and give his "you didn't build that" speech.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (0mRoj)
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And put a shovel or rake in his hand to see him do some real work.
/like that will ever happen

Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)

76 I feel for the families of the fallen officers.

The president who stood next to the Hell Beast at the caskets of the Benghazi dead, assuring them they'd get the guy who made the video.

I can't even express what I feel here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (1ZOkK)

77 This guy is literally satan in human form.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (Z/FKv)

Said something similar to a black co-worker last week and he about stroked out.

Definitely an agent of evil.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (heN73)

78
What's the name of that terrorist expert?

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (QFhci)

79 Tea Partiers marching on DC - Hateful, violent rhetoric spewing terrorists (who picked up all their trash, and left the protest site cleaner than before they got there)

groups like BLM - Mostly peaceful protesters, exercising their first amendment rights, nobly trying to change the racism inherent in the system

Dallas shooter - Can't tell what his motives are. Must be crazy lone wolf.

Posted by: SCOAMF and the Hussein Clown Posse at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (H9MG5)

80 71Are we not men?
-----------

We are DEvo!

Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (Ffw22)

81
Sorry, I'm a one appliance machine. I'm faithful to the toaster.

She'll burn you

Posted by: The Icemaker at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (lKyWE)

82 9 At least Bill Clinton had actual charm.

This guy is literally satan in human form.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (Z/FKv)

Nah. Satan is smart. Obama has never had an original idea in his head - all he knows how to do is mouth the anti-white, anti-Western Civ bullshit he's heard his entire life, starting with his idiot mother.

He's the dupe of people far smarter than he is - Ayers and the rest of the Chi-town lefty crowd and, most importantly, Jarrett and Soros. Sure Barry's evil, but he is a minor demon compared to Soros. If you cast Soros as the supervillain in a suspense novel, your editor would probably say, "Hey, can you tone this character down a bit? He's not remotely plausible."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (P8951)

83 Posted by: TFG at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (H1gun)
His golf swing sucks too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (egOGm)

84 71
Interesting article on the BS that is Scopes Monkey trial

Are we not men?
Posted by: Marc Lamont Sanford at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)


We are DEVO!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (0mRoj)

85 *sniff*

Posted by: Roomba at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (T/5A0)

86 And put a shovel or rake in his hand to see him do some real work.

/like that will ever happen

Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)


Can you imagine the hilarity that would ensue if someone gave him a hammer and some nails. Or, God forbid, a circular saw?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (GUBah)

87
Back from bike ride and have CNN on. They have 3 black guys, one being a congressman and their all afraid of walking around black.
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM


They should ride a bike.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

88 Damn willy beat me to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (0mRoj)

89 Brattleboro is very Happy that Presdent Oblama is back so that things can back to normal. Welcom home Mister Presdent...We love you !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (NuElX)

90 Jeebus. My husband just came home and showed me his body is covered in hives. Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (1ZOkK)

91 We are DEVO!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (0mRoj)
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That and Duty now for the Future.

Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (Ffw22)

92 The Smartest Man in the World can't for the life of him figure out why incendiary racial rhetoric incites the races

----

I would use the S word but I don't want to start that guy up again. LOL

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (Cq0oW)

93
Sebastian Gorka had a great line.

He said the things the govt says after a muslim terrorist attack are designed to make us stupid.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (QFhci)

94 The case of the Dummies?

What about Donald Dummies, DA HUH HUH DERP?

DON'T YOU DISSRESPEKT THE PRESIDENT!!11!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

95 This guy is literally satan in human form.

No; I don't think so. He doesn't have some of the characteristics of the Anti Christ. He's just brewed in his religion of political ideology and yes, is probably a tool of Satan without actually being Satan..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (bpZlE)

96 74 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (SEFXb)
I still don't understand how anyone thinks TFG is cool. In my minds eye I see him lifting weights.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (egOGm)

He wasn't even really lifting them. He was sort of waving them around like he was doing interpretive dance or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (0mRoj)

97 @6: "and you expected more?


Better?"

On da North Shore, we treat our friends mo' bettah!

Posted by: Turtle at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (rznWS)

98 And put a shovel or rake in his hand to see him do some real work.

/like that will ever happen

Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)
...............

He'd probably kill himself. I've seen how he handles umbrellas.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (HgMAr)

99
Back from bike ride and have CNN on. They have 3 black guys, one being a congressman and their all afraid of walking around black.


Stay out of black neighborhoods and you'll be much safer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:46 PM (SEFXb)

100 It will be such a joy living near downtown Dallas tomorrow. First we'll shut down everything for TFG, then the "rallies" should start, fresh from their lastest dose of inspiration.

Here's the best part: Everything including his landing, speech, and whatever else he's up to is completely closed to the public and media video. Still photographers only. Video will be released by the WH.

In other words, they want to make sure none of his hate speech gets out until he can get out of dodge. Once he's gone, they can blame someone else when shit hits the fan.

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:46 PM (71OEY)

101
The case of the Dummies?

You could learn a lot from a dummy.

Posted by: Vince and Larry at July 11, 2016 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

102 >>This guy is literally satan in human form.

>No; I don't think so.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Fenelon he wasn't Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

103 And put a shovel or rake in his hand to see him do some real work.



/like that will ever happen



Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)


He did okay hanging curtains.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (JO9+V)

104 90 Jeebus. My husband just came home and showed me his body is covered in hives. Later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (1ZOkK)

You could have just said, "Bunk".

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (71OEY)

105 "Armor piercing" bullets, gun Morons. That's our next fight.

Joey Plugz was out in force during he evening news pounding the podium.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (McglG)

106 Taranto has a modified defense of Obama today, saying he is the victim of overly high expectations. But what exactly has Obama done for the black community? Don't they need jobs and marketable skills? Don't they need stable two-parent families and good schools? Obama seems to think you can skip over all that by just talking about racism. But how specifically does talking about racism help blacks? Or does it hurt them by setting them up for failure and encouraging the very dysfunction that is holding them back?

Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (pw64C)

107 Quick pivot to gun control and down the memory hole.
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (71OEY)

Until the next time terrorists (either the BLM or the ISIS kind) commit another mass killing. In the era of Obama, that's probably a week away.

I swear the flag has been at half mast more times throughout his presidency than it was during the past 4 presidential administrations combined.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (P8951)

108 Did he ever say that Dylan Roof was not representative of all white people or I just missed that part?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (bpZlE)

109 Obama lies about everyone else's motivations, but mostly about his own.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (SEFXb)

110 Maybe someday Science will give us the reason why this guy shot all the police.

Posted by: Baffled at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (g0aRc)

111 Bush was a worse liar than Presdent Obama and you clowns never comment about that! Why???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (NuElX)

112 He did okay hanging curtains.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (JO9+V)
..............

He dressed Mooch?

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (HgMAr)

113 The fact that this took place in a black church police officers obviously also raises
questions about a dark part of our history. This is not the first time
that black churches police officers have been attacked. And we know that hatred across
races and faiths
toward whites and police officers specifcally pose a particular threat to our democracy and our
ideals.



Just taking it for a test drive.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (lXOCT)

114 Is that Obama fella from Minnesota? He sure acts like it.

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (SWGqZ)

115 36 Can you imagine being a family member of one of the police officers? To meet privately with him and have him give his 'sympathy'? There is no way in hell that I would meet with this ahole. Even to tell him to FOAD.
___________________

Think it would be a breach of protocol to spit in his face?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (NnYnv)

116 Why doesn't he just stay away?
Who the hell wants him there?

Well, I guess at least 52% do.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (T/5A0)

117 ooops . should have been "police precinct"

Posted by: Mortimer at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (lXOCT)

118 It saddens and disappoints me but let me be clear: America is ultimately at fault here

Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (/m8T6)

119 On da North Shore, we treat our friends mo' bettah!


Posted by: Turtle at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (rznWS)

Two chicken katsu plate lunches to go, brah.
Mahalo!

Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (yxupc)

120 If Police forces had more gays and lesbians on the force, then the police would be kinder and gentler towards persons of color.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (NuElX)

121 If only we could have had a beer together....so many lives could have been saved

Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (/m8T6)

122 Elected.






Twice.




Posted by: Mortimer at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (lXOCT)

123 It could take decades to figure out the motives for me doing that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: some baffled guy at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (eyEhC)

124 Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (HgMAr)
Has he ever had a real job? No organizing the community doesn't count.
Guest lecturer?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (egOGm)

125 I have ordered the flags at half-staff.

What time is SportsCenter on?

Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (/m8T6)

126
Two chicken katsu plate lunches to go, brah.
Mahalo!


Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (yxupc)








Oh thanks. Now I can't help craving Spam Musubi.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (LuZz8)

127 Until the next time terrorists (either the BLM or the ISIS kind) commit another mass killing. In the era of Obama, that's probably a week away.

I swear the flag has been at half mast more times throughout his presidency than it was during the past 4 presidential administrations combined.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (P8951)

Lies! Slander!

There have been no terrorist attacks! Bin Laden is dead! Al Queda is on the run! ISIS is a JV team! We have never been safer! We are at peace! He has a Nobel Prize, dammit!

Now, sure, there have been some minor kinetic military operations, some workplace violence, a few man- caused disasters, and some unfortunate hate crimes...

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (71OEY)

128 Hillary was all torn up over this.

In case you missed it.

Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:53 PM (/m8T6)

129 But what exactly has Obama done for the black
community? Don't they need jobs and marketable skills? Don't they need
stable two-parent families and good schools? Obama seems to think you
can skip over all that by just talking about racism. But how
specifically does talking about racism help blacks? Or does it hurt them
by setting them up for failure and encouraging the very dysfunction
that is holding them back?
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (pw64C)

As far as Obama's target audience is concerned, all problems faced by blacks are the result of institutional racism. To the limited extent that any economic or social dysfunction is acknowledged, institutional racism again serves as the scapegoat.

And encouraging dysfunction is profitable for Democrats, doubly so in an election year.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 11, 2016 06:53 PM (FohCt)

130 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (NnYnv)
I remember a story about a woman meeting Bill Clinton and telling him you suck. She was arrested by the secret service.
I'm not positive it's true.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (egOGm)

131 Oh thanks. Now I can't help craving Spam Musubi.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (LuZz

Never knew there were so many kinds of spam until I lived in Hawaii.

Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (yxupc)

132 Now, sure, there have been some minor kinetic military operations, some workplace violence, a few man- caused disasters, and some unfortunate hate crimes...

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (71OEY)


And all those drone strikes. I think Biden did it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (4ErVI)

133 Once again, we have failed Him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (rwI+c)

134 Barack Obama needs to be placed upon Mt. Rushmore. The man has enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in a classic sense.

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

I'm a little man, I'm a little man.
He's a great man.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (oia+s)

135 6 74 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (SEFXb)
I still don't understand how anyone thinks TFG is cool. In my minds eye I see him lifting weights.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (egOGm)

Imagine if nobody knew who Barry was and he rode his girl bike around the South Side of Chicago, wearing his mom jeans and bike helmet? How long would it take before the bros beat the shit out of him? After they had stopped laughing.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (P8951)

136 I have ordered Vice President Joe Biden to meet with Republicans and try to get them to stop motivating violence in our communities of color.

Posted by: President For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (/m8T6)

137 That's Commander Bullshit to you, serf.

Posted by: Hai Jaw at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (9J7Sc)

138 Funny the NY Times just came out and said that the chance of a black getting copshot is no worse than a cracka getting copshot. Kinda throws this whole BLM meme in the toilet....were facts to actually matter and black lives actually to matter to TFG and the left's racist movement/GOTV effort. ~spit~

Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (g1MTt)

139 108 Did he ever say that Dylan Roof was not representative of all white people or I just missed that part?
________________

Dylann was just a typical white boy.

Raaaaaacist to the core.

Just like my white granny. (The one who worked her ass off to provide for me, while my black daddy, of whom I dreamed, did jack squat. My typical white woman granny rose from secretary to vice president, and paid for my expensive private school, and left me hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of Bank of Hawaii stock when she died. And I still slandered her. Because that's just who I am)

Posted by: BARRY OBAMA at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (NnYnv)

140 Mary, do you chow box?

If so, meet me at the Burger King. Tomorrow at 9 am for senior coffee. I'm the lesbo who ISN'T driving a Forester.

Posted by: Emma Blunderbuss from Putney, Vermont at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (svFmG)

141 Imagine if nobody knew who Barry was and he rode his
girl bike around the South Side of Chicago, wearing his mom jeans and
bike helmet? How long would it take before the bros beat the shit out
of him? After they had stopped laughing.





Posted by: DonnaV. (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (P8951)

They would have worn his ass out.

Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (yxupc)

142 "The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he's
not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in
Charleston was representative of white Americans."



Straw man alert.



Also "the individual ... he?" English teacher weep.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 11, 2016 06:56 PM (oKE6c)

143 teachers

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 11, 2016 06:56 PM (oKE6c)

144 My corpse-men have been ordered to assist municipal officials in clearing away the remnants of this police on citizen violence.

Posted by: President For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:56 PM (/m8T6)

145 118 It saddens and disappoints me but let me be clear: America is ultimately at fault here
Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (/m8T6)

I hate to say it, but he's right. America did elect the JEF twice.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (P8951)

146 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (P8951)
I think it would happen rather quickly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (egOGm)

147 116 Why doesn't he just stay away?
Who the hell wants him there?

Well, I guess at least 52% do.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (T/5A0)

Two Words: Democrat Mayor

We'd have a better chance at determining the unfathomable motives of Micah X from an Obama speech than figuring out why the fuck the mayor invited TFG here.

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (71OEY)

148 Everything we love to eat is a scam

Fraudulence spans from haute cuisine to fast food: A February 2016 report by Inside Edition found that Red Lobster's lobster bisque contained a non-lobster meat called langostino. In a statement to The Post, Red Lobster maintains that langostino is lobster meat and said that in the wake of the IE report, "We amended the menu description of the lobster bisque to note the multiple kinds of lobster that are contained within."
[...]
Your salmon is probably fake and so is your red snapper. Your white tuna is something else altogether, probably escolar - known to experts as "the Ex-Lax fish" for the gastrointestinal havoc it wreaks.


http://tinyurl.com/hjpbpqo
(NY Post

Mmm... Ex-Lax fish.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (R+30W)

149 Was playing chess and Jane's gone.

Happened to me once, reaction to a medication, doctor said it would go away in a day or so. Was covered head to toe except hands and face.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (Yo9Lf)

150 Uh.....

Posted by: President For Life, Barack Hussein Omumbles at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (/m8T6)

151 Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

LOL. I believe there's a Satan; I just don't think Obama is anymore Satan than any other particularly bad or despotic President. I don't think Hitler was Satan either, but he played on his team.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (bpZlE)

152 Just like my white granny. (The one who worked her
ass off to provide for me, while my black daddy, of whom I dreamed, did
jack squat. My typical white woman granny rose from secretary to vice
president, and paid for my expensive private school, and left me
hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of Bank of Hawaii stock when she
died. And I still slandered her. Because that's just who I am)

Posted by: BARRY OBAMA at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (NnYnv)

Just like my white granny. (The one who worked her
ass off to provide for me, while my black daddy, of whom I dreamed, did
jack squat, ...
... and was a useless piece of shit all of his worthless life.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (oKE6c)

153 This guy is literally satan in human form.

No; I don't think so. He doesn't have some of the characteristics of the Anti Christ. He's just brewed in his religion of political ideology and yes, is probably a tool of Satan without actually being Satan..



The Abomination that cause desolation will be considerably smarter. Maybe even above 100 IQ points.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (rwI+c)

154 From the sidebar

The new millennium mini planet should be named

Gin and Tonic

Cuz it contains half a Limey.




Posted by: Magical Mystery Touring Moron at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (zh+/+)

155 They tell us that
We lost our tails, evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all, just wind in sails

Posted by: Jocko Homo, Dancing the Poot at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (yFwS4)

156 while my black daddy, of whom I dreamed, did
jack squat, ...



In fairness, he was pretty busy drinking himself to death and slandering the British.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (rwI+c)

157 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary=> at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (/m8T6)

158 Saw if on the Facebook picture a guy I grew up with had to say about the whole thing. He put up an article that is the typical "all cops are racists" spiel. Another friend who retired from the local police force said that he was withholding judgement until all the facts are in. The one who posted it then replied "I'd rather be wrong than accused of inaction".

That right there is what it is all about. It's not about having all the facts, it's about being seen as "caring" regardless of whether the cops were innocent or guilty.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (1JnAL)

159 And Obama just sounds stupid and embarrassingly ideological when he says this kind of thing, because except for his peeps we all know what the shooter said and understand what his motives were.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (bpZlE)

160 They would have worn his ass out.


Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (yxupc)


Not as good as I do!

Posted by: Reggie at July 11, 2016 07:00 PM (GUBah)

161 In a world, where certain criminal groups are protected from the highest levels of the government...

...One robot defiantly doesn't play the P.C. game...



**scene starts**

some BLM cop shooter: Democratic immunity!

Robot Murtaugh: **head spins around** **beep beep whistle boop beep whistle** **raises IED** **BOOM!!!**

**scene ends**


Lethal Weapon 9. Coming to theaters this summer.

Posted by: movie preview guy at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (H9MG5)

162 Is Barry our first actual bastard president? Or was there a previous one? Grover Cleveland maybe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

163 151 Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

LOL. I believe there's a Satan; I just don't think Obama is anymore Satan than any other particularly bad or despotic President. I don't think Hitler was Satan either, but he played on his team.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (bpZlE)



Daredevil on Netflix. The priest and his discussion with Murdoch on if the devil is real.

Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)

164 Husband assures me he's okay. And seems okay.

Alrighty then.

My MIL has always "bragged" that every gyno exam she ever got, she fainted and pissed herself. This woman had to be put under heavy sedation to have five kids.

She was never more disappointed in her third son, than when we was with me the entire 28 hours of my labor and emergency c-section delivery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (1ZOkK)

165 I'm with Fenelonspoke on the Satan thing.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (Yo9Lf)

166 If only the Tea Party would shut up, the GOP, and our good partner President 36 handicap, would be free to solve all of these problems.

Posted by: Jon Boehner and "Little John" Paul Ryan at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (/m8T6)

167 I remember a story about a woman meeting Bill Clinton and telling him you suck. She was arrested by the secret service.
I'm not positive it's true.
____________________

Wouldn't be surprised. Maybe the families should just all turn their backs to him.

He's contemptible, and his despicable race-baiting is one of the reasons their loved ones are now dead.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (NnYnv)

168 All of us in Brattleboro are so happy that presdent Obama is back. We all need the support and guidance of our loving black presdent.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (NuElX)

169 I'm surprised the ExLax fish isn't the turbot

Posted by: Magical Mystery Touring Moron at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (WpqHu)

170 President Obama: "The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he's not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans."

I know this is nitpicking, but this is incorrect. If you do the math, The African-American did indeed represent about 1/39,000,000 of all African-Americans, whereas the white guy was representative of around 1/224,000,000 of all white guys in the country.

I get his point, though.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (YG0oc)

171 132 Now, sure, there have been some minor kinetic military operations, some workplace violence, a few man- caused disasters, and some unfortunate hate crimes...

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (71OEY)

And all those drone strikes. I think Biden did it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (4ErVI)

Ah, yes. And a few spontaneous protests. Damn YouTube!

It's not like we went to war without authorization of congress to take out a head of state that was no threat to us or anything...

...oh... wait... Forget I mentioned that last part.

Now, where were we. Gun control! Yes! We need to stop the DOJ from illegally selling guns to cartels and terrorist... wait... fucking telepromter!

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (71OEY)

172 "Elections have consequences"

Someone once said ....

Posted by: Tank at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (0Q4N3)

173 I don't know how reputable this site is, but here is an article claiming that BLM is plotting to disrupt both political conventions to set the stage for a declaration of martial law:

https://tinyurl.com/zphb7bq

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

174 I miss my dad, his three wives and my SEVEN half brothers and sisters.


Too bad about him losing his legs in an accident while he was driving drunk. I guess that last drunk driving that killed him was......



....the Brits fault!

Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (F1iXz)

175 Yes Trump, you won, but responsible leaders living in Washington will be running things from now on.

Posted by: John Boehner and at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (/m8T6)

176 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (1JnAL)
You don't have to do a thing to change the world, just like a Facebook post or tweet something. You can rest easy you've done your part. Or my person favorite wear a ribbon.
These people are idiots.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (egOGm)

177 OT (because Ace hasn't put it up):

Binding of Delegates Unconstitutional per Virgina court.


NeverTrump!

Posted by: Ginned up Controversy at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (KJhhI)

178 He's not satan, he's his agent.

Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (9J7Sc)

179 Obama's brain
White on black = racism
Black on white = mystery
I also read the article from the sidebar about the Fox News Forensics expert. My head would have 'sploded had I seen the interview at the time.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (gmjUl)

180 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (NnYnv)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3dtaptt

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (egOGm)

181 We Could Spend Decades Trying to Tease Out the Motive of the Dallas Shooter and Never Come Up With a Clear Answer

-
Maybe it's like that Sherlock Holmes thing, the dog that didn't bark in the night. We must examine every dog that didn't bark.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (Nwg0u)

182 Reminds me of the Chapelle Show skit in which he plays a black man on the witness stand at the R Kelly trial who is shown the video of him peeing on a girl and then denying it's R. KELLY. Then voicing doubts about other black celebrities misdeeds until he is asked about Robert Blake and replies "Barrette did that shit".

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (6n332)

183 Mark Levin is on right now explaining how everything Obama and Hill say is right out of Marx - Lenin.

Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (w7KSn)

184 Hillary is in BLM's pocket

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (Yo9Lf)

185 TX governor Gregg Abbot is in hospital for skin grafts.

Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:06 PM (9J7Sc)

186 Posted by: BARRY OBAMA at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (NnYnv)

Typical White person. Thinks she can buy love and make up for a lifetime of neglect with money.

Not like your dreamy father...

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:06 PM (71OEY)

187 News Flash.


Black FL congresswoman indicted for stealing $800,000 from a charity?



Racism!

Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 11, 2016 07:06 PM (F1iXz)

188
I also read the article from the sidebar about the Fox News Forensics expert. My head would have 'sploded had I seen the interview at the time.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM


Double shot of my baby's love.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (IqV8l)

189 I remember a story about a woman meeting Bill Clinton and telling him you suck. She was arrested by the secret service.
I'm not positive it's true.
Posted by: CaliGirl

----

He eventually got on generally good terms with her... and then they had Chelsea together.

I'm not so sure they've seen each other much since then.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (YMIAU)

190 I want to see the perps mother arrested as an accessory to murder. If that SoB had that many explosives in that house there is no way she could not have known.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (JqbcQ)

191 We Could Spend Decades Trying to Tease Out the Motive of the Popularity of Boobehs and Never Come Up With a Clear Answer

Posted by: some baffled guy at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (eyEhC)

192
TX governor Gregg Abbot is in hospital for skin grafts.

I guess Biden won't be able to ask him to stand up and take a bow tomorrow

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (lKyWE)

193 Tilikum KAW @ 179 -

I've been trying to decipher patterns, and just when I think I'm onto something, President Obama says it's an isolated incident. Then recently, he said that something was not an isolated incident.

Any insights?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (YG0oc)

194 So Corrine Brown is trying to muscle in on all that cool cool cash Jefferson had stashed in his freezer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (kD4oG)

195
Yo Mary,
Do you like "Bearded Clam" with you 30lb bag of chips???

Posted by: Ferd Berfal at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (+8M7M)

196 He's not satan, he's his agent.
Posted by: gNewt

----

The word you're looking for is "pimp."

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:09 PM (YMIAU)

197 BLM must have an awfully yuuuuggeee pocket then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:09 PM (kD4oG)

198 I want to see the perps mother arrested as an accessory to murder. If that SoB had that many explosives in that house there is no way she could not have known.
Posted by: Ben Had

----

Hang on. Are you saying my wife knows how much porn I have?

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:10 PM (YMIAU)

199
TX governor Gregg Abbot is in hospital for skin grafts.

I guess Biden won't be able to ask him to stand up and take a bow tomorrow
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (lKyWE)
-----------------------

"Greg Abbott, what a guy! Gimme some skin, bro."

Posted by: Uncle Joe at July 11, 2016 07:11 PM (5o5ek)

200 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (kD4oG)
Is Corrine brown the one that gave the fabulous speech about Tim Tebow? Malice the most?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:11 PM (egOGm)

201 Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (egOGm)
_____________

Yes, you couldn't legitimately be arrested for just telling a president "you suck," but Clinton obviously lied and claimed that she had threatened him. True to his sleazy form. He knew she'd have to spend hours being interrogated and hassled by LE. Then, if she contested it, he'd eventually say that he must have misunderstood or misheard what she said to him. A clear abuse of power. What an a-hole he is.

BTW, spitting on Obama would technically be an assault, so a person could be legitimately arrested for doing that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (NnYnv)

202 But if Obama read what Roof actually said, he'd see Roof was inspired in REACTION to Obama pushing the prosecution of white/Hispanic Zimmerman, and he felt Zimmerman was right.

Roof says he SUBSEQUENTLY read all that stuff he put in his manifesto, which was basically copied from some 4chan guy with a klan nickname. He sounded like a new convert, inspired by Obama the way Obama says we inspire the terrorists, when we denounce/kill them.

"Roof says he was not raised to be racist, though he made racist jokes growing up. He says it was the Trayvon Martin killing .. and his feeling George Zimmerman was right to shoot the unarmed black teen -- that awakened him to 'black on white violence', which he subsequently read about on a SC based hate group called Council of Conservative Citizens"

Roof also mentions what was happening in Europe. Of course he had to be crazy to come up with murdering innocent blacks as a solution, but the Obama/Holder/Sharpton assault on whites and police departments is crazy at a higher level. Roof acted (stupidly) in response to Obama's war on (white) America.

this is Daily Beast on the manifesto
http://tinyurl.com/ndt36um

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (dC8ir)

203 198 I want to see the perps mother arrested as an accessory to murder. If that SoB had that many explosives in that house there is no way she could not have known.
Posted by: Ben Had

----

Hang on. Are you saying my wife knows how much porn I have?
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:10 PM (YMIAU)



Who keeps porn these days? All you need is a few website names. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (z/Ubi)

204 I hope he chokes on a chode.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (/BTP8)

205 BLM is getting cash from somewhere

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (Yo9Lf)

206 198- you don't have to open a computer file to see pipe bombs.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (JqbcQ)

207 There is a distinct quantitative difference between finding an issue of Playgirl in the magazine rack versus a block of C-4 in the closet with all the magazines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (kD4oG)

208 Is Corrine brown the one that gave the fabulous speech about Tim Tebow? Malice the most?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:11 PM (egOGm)


That's the one! https://youtu.be/KgbBP9Em00A

Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (GUBah)

209 Who keeps porn these days? All you need is a few website names. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: buzzion

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No, I like cutting out the pictures and creating pop-up books. It's a very artsy-craftsy sort of perversion.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)

210 ¯\_(ツ_/¯

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (vBeA5)

211
BLM is getting cash from somewhere


George Soros

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (lKyWE)

212 ¯\_(ツ )_/¯

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (vBeA5)

213 CaliGirl, I have no idea if she did or didn't. Just that she is another Democrat carpetbagger who has gotten rich off the labor of the working people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (kD4oG)

214 "BLM is getting cash from somewhere"

Ford Foundation, Tides Foundation, Soros, Carnegie Foundation, Rockefeller Foundation, bunch of others.

They are very well funded.

Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (w7KSn)

215 He covered his tracks a bit later in the presser by saying, "The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he's not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans.




True. But it didn't slow some down from trying to paint all whites guilty.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 11, 2016 07:15 PM (geVJ9)

216 No, I like cutting out the pictures and creating pop-up books. It's a very artsy-craftsy sort of perversion.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)

Just because you cut holes in the pages doesn't make it a pop-up bo...
Oh, never mind. I guess it is.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 07:15 PM (GUBah)

217
4 y/o dressed like Dallas PD:

https://goo.gl/7BVo8g

Okay, she's cute.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 11, 2016 07:15 PM (iQIUe)

218 I've been trying to decipher patterns, and just when I think I'm onto something, President Obama says it's an isolated incident. Then recently, he said that something was not an isolated incident.

Any insights?

Posted by: FireHorse
****

He's just too smart for us to understand. We are playing checkers while he plays multi-dimensional chess.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 11, 2016 07:16 PM (gmjUl)

219 Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (GUBah)
I can't believe she's a congressman. That was a hilarious speech. I was embarrassed for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:16 PM (egOGm)

220 BLM is getting cash from somewhere


George Soros
___________________

I'd be very surprised if they are not actually being funded by grants from the U.S. government.

Obama has pissed away billions of our dollars on funding his homies in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now), La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (NnYnv)

221
"The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he's not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans.

And yet every confederate battle flagor monument had to come down

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (lKyWE)

222 No, I like cutting out the pictures and creating pop-up books. It's a very artsy-craftsy sort of perversion.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)
Just because you cut holes in the pages doesn't make it a pop-up bo...
Oh, never mind. I guess it is.
Posted by: Country Singer

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And people who do scrapbooking spend all kinds of money on paste!

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (YMIAU)

223 I did manage to survive without being arrested at my son's AFA graduation. I did rise to my feet, cross my arms and turn my back when the JEF walked to the stage. There was some applause in the crowd when he made statements like 'I only have a few more months' or 'when I leave office in January'. At one point, when he was complaining about the do nothing Congress not letting him have his way with treaties that he really, really wanted, I'd had enough and took a walk. Missed the rest of the speech, gosh darn it.

Posted by: RedDish at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (5eXg1)

224 "The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he's not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans."


True, but he didn't say that shit then. Instead, he milked Charleston as another example of this horrible country he's been forced to lead.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (ppaKI)

225 If there's an Agent of Satan in human form at work in the US today, it's Cecile Richards.

If there's one thing above all others Satan has perverted for his own uses, it's social media. It started as a good way to catch up with family and long-lost friends and now it's a way to organize shaming, foster divisiveness, and mainstream hate and ignorance.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (q/kmn)

226 No, I like cutting out the pictures and creating pop-up books. It's a very artsy-craftsy sort of perversion.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)

No need to buy glue, amiright?

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (71OEY)

227 Hillary is in BLM's pocket

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (Yo9Lf)
............

She's a bag of meth?

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 07:18 PM (HgMAr)

228 *blinks at the side-bar*

A clip-on fan for your armpits... let me guess controlled by a smartphone app and run on bio-electricity.

But I just don't see having to hold your arms out for it to be effective as something to be proud of. Unless both your arms are in casts after getting in a fight with TrigglyPuff for the last Dorito. Then I would really laugh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:18 PM (kD4oG)

229
I remember a story about a woman meeting Bill Clinton and telling him you suck. She was arrested by the secret service.

I'm not positive it's true.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (egOGm)








After Randy Shughart and Gary Gordon died in Mogadishu in '93, Shughart's father refused to shake Bill Clinton's hand during the Medal of Honor ceremony for his son. Afterwards, he looked Bubba in the eye and told him that he wasn't fit to be President of the United States, and laid the blame for his son's death exclusively and totally in Clinton's hands.

I'd give my left nut to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 07:18 PM (LuZz8)

230 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (kD4oG)
You need to watch this.
Country singer found it.

https://youtu.be/KgbBP9Em00A

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:19 PM (egOGm)

231 There is a distinct quantitative difference between finding an issue of Playgirl in the magazine rack versus a block of C-4 in the closet with all the magazines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM


ISWYDT

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2016 07:19 PM (+Q9b4)

232 "I'd be very surprised if they are not actually being funded by grants from the U.S. government. Obama has pissed away billions of our dollars on funding his homies
in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now),
La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots."

It's not just cash that the feds hand out these days.

Posted by: Operation Fast and Furious, remember me? at July 11, 2016 07:19 PM (noWW6)

233 The sheriff that patrols the road in front of my house stops most of his violations on my driveway. Why? Because I stand at my gate watching until he is done. He knows I have his back.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:21 PM (JqbcQ)

234 Oh, Fvck you all! I'm using the eight pound Dumbbells now and it's haaaaaaaarrrrdd!

Posted by: Barack O at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)

235 "I'd be very surprised if they are not actually being funded by grants from the U.S. government. Obama has pissed away billions of our dollars on funding his homies
in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now),
La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots."

----

Anyone recall "the stimulus"? Millions - MILLIONS! - vanishing to addresses that didn't physically exist; zip codes that didn't exist.

And "investigative journalists" were AWOL. John Stossel was busy being all libertarian about traffic cameras or something. Too busy to worry about missing millions going to God-knows-where.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (YMIAU)

236 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 07:18 PM (LuZz
Me too. An old farmer from my neck of the woods was at a function in DC during the carter presidency, he turned his back and wouldn't shake his hand. That takes guts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (egOGm)

237 @103: "He did okay hanging curtains."

Until Moochelle wore them as a dress...

Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (rznWS)

238 220
Obama has pissed away billions of our dollars on funding his homies in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now), La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (NnYnv)


I read some time ago that ACORN has fragmented into literally hundreds of local organizations with different names.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

239 I read some time ago that ACORN has fragmented into literally hundreds of local organizations with different names.
Posted by: rickl

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So... pretty much like Islamic terrorism, then.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:23 PM (YMIAU)

240 Who needs a really central organization when talking points and objectives can be distro'd via forums online?

And then the instigators like Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst can say with a straight face that it was a lone wolf operation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:24 PM (kD4oG)

241 So he will go to Dallas and screw up traffic for miles, say stupid meaningless things, and add insult to injury. Fabulous.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 07:25 PM (TmVQX)

242 The narrative, failing it is.

Posted by: Yoda at July 11, 2016 07:25 PM (iONHu)

243 I'd be very surprised if they are not actually being funded by grants from the U.S. government.


OT: Radio said Congressman Rush formed a church and a non-profit then introduced legislation for federal grants and got them.

Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:26 PM (9J7Sc)

244 I hope they checked all the roads for this event in Dallas, would hate to see the Beast get stranded on a rise in the road and teeter there with all wheels off the ground.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:27 PM (kD4oG)

245
Remember when Obama is speaking tomorrow at the memorial for slain officers that he is the guy ending the Cuban embargo without getting escaped cop killer Joanne Chesimard back

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:27 PM (lKyWE)

246 >>>I read some time ago that ACORN has fragmented into literally hundreds of local organizations with different names.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (sdi6R)<<<

We MIRVed. Exploded into Multiple Independent Reparation Vehichles.

Posted by: ACORN at July 11, 2016 07:27 PM (H9MG5)

247 He's going to organize for peace.
That's why he's going. And Bush is
going to help him.

Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:28 PM (9J7Sc)

248 Odds of Barak in Dallas saying we need tighter weapon control?

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:28 PM (Yo9Lf)

249 MIRV

Multiple Independent Revenge Vandals?
Micro-aggressed Islamic Raping Varmits?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:29 PM (kD4oG)

250 17
>>> This guy is literally satan in human form.

He's not evil evil. He's a more detached stupid form of evil. I think he believes (at least in his little pointy demented head) that he's doing and saying the right thing. If he ever realizes the full impact of his idiocy. . .wait, never happen.

Here the press has a clearly racially motivated attack, by the shooter's own words no less, and the motive isn't clear?

What's the old saying. . .keep your powder dry.

Posted by: AdamPM at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (yUlQZ)

251 Ho.Lee.Fuk.

I watched the Fox "Forensic Expert" talk expertly about guns from the sidebar.

BRB. Going to the grocery story to pick up a new assault rifle and adapter so I can convert it to fire faster.

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (71OEY)

252 National disgrace, this guy. I'm glad he won't born here, and by here I don't mean Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (zLDYs)

253
By the way, Trump gave a pretty good speech on cop-killing and law 'n' order today. The whole thing is at realclearpolitics. He took advantage of the law 'n' order issue to slam Crooked Hillary Who Skates Because She Helped Rig the System while he was at it.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (5o5ek)

254 Been watching maybe the stupidest movie ever on Comet.
Monster From the Surf 1965 which I take it is a retitled Beach Girls and the Monster

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (Yo9Lf)

255
sock off. Wish I had something to say besides sock off.

Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (5o5ek)

256 Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:28 PM (Yo9Lf)
There's a bet I won't take.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (egOGm)

257 World's Smartest Man

Yeah. This douchenozzle would fall in a bag of titties and be pulled out sucking his thumb.

Posted by: jsg at July 11, 2016 07:32 PM (+5q4u)

258 That. Bleeping. Guy.

OT: I had a half-dozen envelopes in my mailbox today. Thank you to folks in the Horde who have pitched in to help with my electric bill. Most of you wish to remain anonymous, so I won't call anyone by name. Just know that your kindness is deeply appreciated. God bless.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:32 PM (rJUlF)

259 "Greatest Orator Since Cicero."

Obama is a great orator only in that he knows his audience, a very important aspect. The lib/progs and LIV love his BS compassion and high minded statements and quickly overlook or miss all the contradictions, lies, nativity and often meanness at the heart of his speeches. He would be re-elected if he was running and the election were held today.

Posted by: Ripley at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (0vsws)

260 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:32 PM (rJUlF)
One more mailed today.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (egOGm)

261 Obama is a no talent community organizer who knows nothing else. He was never qualified to be the President and the media still has not completely vetted his light weight ass. His bread and butter is race baiting just like his daddy and whore of a momma.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (ej1L0)

262 Glad to hear the Horde is helping out there Captain Whitebread.

Anyone hear from Donna of the Ampersands? Is she doing all right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (kD4oG)

263 Watched another presser with Dallas PD Chief who said that he and his family have received death threats. God protect them.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 07:34 PM (TmVQX)

264 >>Yeah. This douchenozzle would fall in a bag of titties and be pulled out sucking his thumb.
Posted by: jsg

Try a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Reggie at July 11, 2016 07:34 PM (c7vUv)

265 Captain Whitebread- Are you covered?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:34 PM (JqbcQ)

266
Been watching maybe the stupidest movie ever on Comet.
Monster From the Surf 1965 which I take it is a retitled Beach Girls and the Monster
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (Yo9Lf)
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I'm discovering old movies on TCM since I tuned out the news and my gawd, some of them were AWFUL. Watched some 1942 melodrama today with Olivia de Havilland and Bette Davis and George Brent and Edgar Buchanan and Billie Burke and other old stalwarts called "In This Our Life." Based on a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel. Garbage cornball badly written badly acted silly soap opera nonsense.

Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (5o5ek)

267 >>>MIRV
Multiple Independent Revenge Vandals?
Micro-aggressed Islamic Raping Varmits?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:29 PM (kD4oG)<<<




Mal-Intentioned Redistributionist Vultures

Posted by: ACORN at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (H9MG5)

268 Going to the grocery story to pick up a new assault rifle and adapter so I can convert it to fire faster.

You need a scope for that. Check aisle 7.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (rwI+c)

269 265

Ben,

Yes, I am. It looks as though I'll have more than enough. I'll put the rest into the emergency fund, which has been setting at near zero for a while.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (rJUlF)

270 Posted by: iforgot

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On the positive side, I've found hundreds of totally obscure old gems on TCM. Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (YMIAU)

271 I want to kill white people. I want to kill white cops. Yeah, I have no idea what his motive could have been

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (GILMl)

272 >>>You need a scope for that. Check aisle 7.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (rwI+c)<<<

4 out of 5 dentists recommend using scope.


(especially the one that got Cecil the lion)

Posted by: commercial voice-over guy at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (H9MG5)

273 Trump also going after Hillary and the Foundation over the uranium mining company sale to the Russians; and an unqualified crony getting security clearance to serve on a national security board. See the sock link and the source linked in it.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2016 07:39 PM (P1hwM)

274 I love TMC and go there first to see what's on for movies.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:39 PM (Yo9Lf)

275 I am glad I don't have Cable. I'd spend far too much time watching all those old flicks on TCM. Even the corny ones I usually enjoy. Instead, I can spend too much time here. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:39 PM (bpZlE)

276 BRB. Going to the grocery story to pick up a new assault rifle and adapter so I can convert it to fire faster.

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With or without bayonet lug?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (Nwg0u)

277 >>> Anyone hear from Donna of the Ampersands? Is she doing all right?
....

She was just posting in the other thread. Seems to be kicking just fine

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (71OEY)

278 From 1935, She

https://youtu.be/0hKj1Vk9OwA

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (kD4oG)

279 Going to the grocery story to pick up a new assault rifle and adapter so I can convert it to fire faster.

You need a scope for that. Check aisle 7.

make sure to get the thing that goes up, to make it shoot twice as far. They have them next to cleaning products.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (dC8ir)

280 Glad she is still around. Did she get things squared away about that knee surgery?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:41 PM (kD4oG)

281 >>> would fall in a bag of titties

Mmmmmmm
Winona.....
Mmmmmmm

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 11, 2016 07:42 PM (yFwS4)

282 You should always have a large caliber handgun in case a bug eyed rubber coated monster breaks into your house.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:42 PM (Yo9Lf)

283 Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.

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Those movie are not diverse. Not a tranny cow girl in the bunch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:42 PM (Nwg0u)

284 >>Mmmmmmm
Winona.....
Mmmmmmm

Seek help.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

285 Biden on the news. Sounds drunk.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 07:43 PM (TmVQX)

286 want to kill white people. I want to kill white cops. Yeah, I have no idea what his motive could have been
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (GILMl)

He should have said, "Let me be clear. I want to kill white people, especially white cops".

Will someone get the next racist, homicidal, nutcase a TelePrompTer, please?

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:43 PM (71OEY)

287 Biden on the news. Sounds drunk.

How can you tell???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (kD4oG)

288
On the positive side, I've found hundreds of totally obscure old gems on TCM. Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (YMIAU)
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There are great ones, yeah, but you do discover that our screen legends made their share of stinkers. Chick flicks were just as bad then as they are now.

I've had fun on Amazon watching "And Then There Were None" from 1945 Defies all remakes in my opinion.

Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (5o5ek)

289 his motives ? he was a freedom fighter, of course ! we know one when we see one !

Posted by: PLO at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (c6/9Q)

290 Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah; He sounds like he's headed to being a stalker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (bpZlE)

291 "He learned well from his mentor, the terrorist Bill Ayers."

What more is there to say, really ?

And they're winning at an ever-increasing rate.

Twenty-five million of us better start getting ready to be removed from the coming utopia .... though the population has grown since then ..... maybe more like thirty or fifty million will be required today.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (3X3ZR)

292 Take a moment here people. Captain Whitebread has been helped by the generosity of the people on this site. o can DIAF as far as I'm concerned but this really is a community. Anna, if you are low you had better let the rest of us know. I read your post and we aren't going to let you down.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (JqbcQ)

293 >>Yeah; He sounds like he's headed to being a stalker.

Oh I'm ok with that. It's the Winona thing. That's creepy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

294 "I watched the Fox 'Forensic Expert' talk expertly about guns from the sidebar."

All teevee news is the reeking spawn of Satan and a key element in our ongoing national process of enstupidification.

There are some loudly self-proclaimed conservatives who think that Fox is "different" and "on our side". More fools they.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (noWW6)

295 One good thing about elections season...a candidate actually came knocking on my door.
Tell me, says I, one good reason to trust you on anything.
Silence....

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2016 07:46 PM (r65B3)

296 Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.

-
Those movie are not diverse. Not a tranny cow girl in the bunch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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Nope! But lots of Joan Blondell: pre-code babe!

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:46 PM (YMIAU)

297
MIRV - Merv Is Really Vanna

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2016 07:46 PM (27m1/)

298 OK, I figured out what the FauxNews interview with the forensics expurt was all about. That was sly fox Roger Ailes deflecting attention from hisself with an affirmative action minority promotee posing as an expurt. That could not have been a real interview, even though she did nail the left/view gun facts to the wall.

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (zLDYs)

299 I'd contribute to help out Anna, and Im sure that many of us would.

Yes, Ben Had; You're a thoughtful person and this IS a community.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (bpZlE)

300 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (KCxzN)

301
From 1935, She

https://youtu.be/0hKj1Vk9OwA
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (kD4oG)
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I'm gonna have fun with that.

Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (5o5ek)

302 Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

You mean it's creepy he has a fixation on Winona?

You should have seen his previous posts-Very odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (bpZlE)

303 Thanks to TCM, I finally got to see some of the Thin Man movies. They were very witty and a lot of fun. Myrna Loy wasn't bad, either.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (rJUlF)

304 There are great ones, yeah, but you do discover that our screen legends made their share of stinkers. Chick flicks were just as bad then as they are now.

Posted by: iforgot

----

I saw a great chick click from the '30s: "Three On A Match." Bette Davis (very small role) and Joan Blondell.

Lots of soap opera stuff; stealing someone's husband and all that. But in the end one of the women (Ann Dvorak) is a coke-head who escapes Humphrey Bogart by leaping out a closed window. Friggin' awesome!

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (YMIAU)

305 Porn is keeping a friend of mine sane in lo, these difficult times.

Posted by: MTF at July 11, 2016 07:49 PM (/m8T6)

306 Captain Bullshit: We Could Spend Decades Trying to Tease Out the Motive of the Dallas Shooter
...........

Entirely too long, I can do it in 10 months.

Posted by: James Comey at July 11, 2016 07:50 PM (HgMAr)

307 Winona took her big brown beaver and stuck him up in the air,
Said sure do like this big brown beaver and do wish I did have a pair.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:50 PM (Yo9Lf)

308 Thanks to TCM, I finally got to see some of the Thin Man movies. They were very witty and a lot of fun. Myrna Loy wasn't bad, either.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

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You know what I like about old movie series (Thin Man, Sherlock Holmes, etc.)? They kept it sane. They didn't scream "WE HAVE TO TOP OURSELVES!!!" at the pre-production meeting, and then burn out the series by #3 with a ridiculous scene wherein the hero runs away from an explosion.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:50 PM (YMIAU)

309
OT-ish:

Families of Hamas victims sue Fakebook for $1 Billion dollars.

I don't expect much, considering the Judiciary is at or near 50% leftist, but I approve the message.

Get fucked, Zuckerberg.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (27m1/)

310 270 Posted by: iforgot

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On the positive side, I've found hundreds of totally obscure old gems on TCM. Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (YMIAU)

I caught the beginning of a film on TCM years ago & have been trying to track it down since. It was about a guy who's brother was a priest in WWII & was killed, but he thinks he was murdered. Does this ring a bell with anyone?

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (7qAYi)

311 "All teevee news is the reeking spawn of Satan and a key element in our ongoing national process of enstupidification.

There are some loudly self-proclaimed conservatives who think that Fox is "different" and "on our side". More fools they.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (noWW"

Truer words have never been said. I so wish more people would come to realize it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (3X3ZR)

312
Friggin' awesome!
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (YMIAU)
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Dja ever actually watch "Now Voyager"? What a load of cotton candy.

"Shall we . . . have a cigarette on it?" Cue violins, closeup of Paul Henreid lighting two cigarettes oh so slowly, violins rise as he hands one to Bette Davis, closeup on her with adoring eyes as she takes cigarette, puffs on it, smoke curls from both their mouths and violins overwhelm everything.....

Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (5o5ek)

313 I keep telling him Winona will steal him blind.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (HgMAr)

314 Thanks everyone for the concern, I'm managing to squeak by but am looking at the EBT thing since my Wally World likes to reduce me to 29 hours a week while making me work 5 days a week, sometimes for only 5 hours. And because of where I live and construction it can take 50 minutes just to get to work. But a propane bill and paying off the garbage fee wiped out my emergency fund.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (kD4oG)

315 You should always have a large caliber handgun in case a bug eyed rubber coated monster breaks into your house.


That sort of goes without saying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (rwI+c)

316 Posted by: iforgot

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Yeah. I didn't like "Now, Voyager" at all.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (YMIAU)

317 From now on, every time I hear anyone (with the exception of people here) say "assault rifle", I am responding "Tell me exactly what an assault rifle is".

Second point of order, "Define 'peaceful protest'" and "Elaborate how chanting "No justice, no peace" falls under the category of peaceful?"

Really, isn't any protest, violent or not, by definition, not peaceful?

I'm in the mood for a nice, peaceful vacation? Beach? No. I'm going to find me a protest with crowd of people shouting and waving signs about racist white people and screaming "fuck the police!"! Ah! Doesn't get more peaceful and relaxing than that!

Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:53 PM (71OEY)

318 TCM is one of the few things I regret losing when we cut the cable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 07:53 PM (3X3ZR)

319 Posted by: iforgot

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I really can't stand Paul Henreid. He's such a greasy Euro-slime.

He almost - ALMOST! - ruins "Casablanca." (Nothing with Peter Lorre can actually be fully ruined.)

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (YMIAU)

320 No more cable sadly equals no more TCM. Is there anywhere online to watch noir films & old b/w crime movies?

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (7qAYi)

321 Captain Bullshit?

On behalf of my fellow captains (America, Marvel, and Obvious), I request TFG be busted to at least Corporal. At best, buck Private.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (rJUlF)

322 Still bad IP?

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (XiW0L)

323 Oh the Thin Man series is tops in my lexicon of old movies. Plenty of smart writing and wit in there. Plus Charles playing sniper with that lever-action on those balloons - priceless.

Charles, "So what did you think of Grant's Tomb?"

Nora, "I liked it so much I'm thinking of having one made for you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (kD4oG)

324 "Tell me exactly what an assault rifle is".

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It's the opposite of a snuggle rifle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (Nwg0u)

325 Peter Sellers is pretty goddam funny.

Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)

326 I'm off to the gym. This 60lbs ain't gonna lose itself. Catch y'all later!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (GUBah)

327 "It is very hard to untangle the motives of the shooter."

Translation: "We may never be able to reconcile the shooter's clearly stated intentions with my preferred narrative."

Posted by: Dave at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (HXPct)

328 No more cable sadly equals no more TCM. Is there anywhere online to watch noir films & old b/w crime movies?
Posted by: josephistan

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There are some noir channels on youtube. Timeless Classic Movies is one.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (YMIAU)

329 Testing.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (+eR2D)

330 Hooray! I am no longer banned. Some jerk in the neighborhood must have been banned and I got similar IP.
If only I had something worthwhile to say.

Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (XiW0L)

331 On behalf of my fellow captains (America, Marvel, and Obvious), I request TFG be busted to at least Corporal. At best, buck Private.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (rJUlF)

Say what you will about Khadaffi, but he was dictator of Libya for what, 40 years & was humble enough to never promote himself above Colonel.

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (7qAYi)

332 Dang it, Nick Charles and Nora.. geez...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (kD4oG)

333 327 "It is very hard to untangle the motives of the shooter."

Translation: "We may never be able to reconcile the shooter's clearly stated intentions with my preferred narrative."
Posted by: Dave at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (HXPct)



Aaaand I think we have a threadwinner.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

334 "162
Is Barry our first actual bastard president? Or was there a previous one? Grover Cleveland maybe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (rwI+c)"


The man who is listed on Bill Clinton's birth certificate was still in the army stationed in Italy at the time Clinton was conceived. Clinton's mother, Virginia, was pregnant so her brother had enough pull to get a marriage certificate dummied up and back dated listing the name of a guy who had died in a traffic accident.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (QHgTq)

335 Not banned....yet!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (+eR2D)

336 OK, under "Vegans are Psycho, an ongoing series", guess what happens when your kid you enforced a vegan diet on winds up being malnourished? Turns out, not good things.

http://tinyurl.com/jmvnx2z

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (vyqqu)

337 Rkae - and if it's gor Greenstreet AND Lorre, nothing can spoil it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 11, 2016 07:58 PM (4CL4a)

338 We're there more bannings? Was my name mentioned?

Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)

339 Dang it, Nick Charles and Nora.. geez...
Posted by: Anna Puma

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I always loved Dick and Dora Charleston in "Murder By Death."

David Niven and Maggie Smith!!!! COME ON!! Awesome casting.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:58 PM (YMIAU)

340 Obama says shooting someone who poses no threat to you is a sign of a troubled mind.

He also says ISIS poses no existential threat to us.

Good luck squaring that circle, media lap dogs.

Posted by: Ted K. at July 11, 2016 07:59 PM (QKP4W)

341 You'll be glad to know that makers of the new Ghostbusters are threatening you with an extended version on bluray

That's right. Now you you will soon be able to suffer through 15 extra minutes of unfunny anti-male propagandistic "comedy"

Thanks Hollywood!

Posted by: Magical Mystery Touring Moron at July 11, 2016 07:59 PM (Nhi7+)

342 Rkae - and if it's gor Greenstreet AND Lorre, nothing can spoil it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

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Oh, my God! "Passage to Marseilles!" A flashback within a flashback within a flashback! Incredible!

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (YMIAU)

343 We're there more bannings? Was my name mentioned?

I saw Ghost of Moo today. Guy doesn't take a hint.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (rwI+c)

344
Youtube has old movies.

Also http://www.classiccinemaonline.com/

Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (5o5ek)

345 Obama also says we could "absorb" a terrorist attack or two, or fifty.
"Sh*t Obama says."

Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (w7KSn)

346 Just finished watching The Dark Knight for the first time.

Meh.

I prefer Ranty Bale over Raspy Bale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (jR7Wy)

347 Anna- I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Captain Whitebread. Go get a P.O. Box and give the horde your address. All mail will be delivered to Boxholder at this address. You are a gifted writer but I can spend a few dollars on your book or I can send you a $100.00 MONEYORDER.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (JqbcQ)

348 On behalf of my fellow captains (America, Marvel, and Obvious), I
request TFG be busted to at least Corporal. At best, buck Private.


"Corporal Coprophile" sounds good...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (vyqqu)

349 Not banned either!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (71OEY)

350 I guess I should tantalize the Horde with a snippet from the Alexandria novel. Good marketing and all that.

Yes at Ptolemy's Pillar he had found the man he was supposed to meet along with an ambush. From the concealing shadow cast by that towering monument several other had emerged and as Adolph drew his gun to defend against the attack, one with a knife had been as quick as a snake and the pistol had fallen with a clatter unfired while Biswanger let out a yell of pain that was only answered by distant dogs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (kD4oG)

351 Yep; It's nutty and absolutely irresponsible to put a baby on a vegan diet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (bpZlE)

352 Things got a little crazy in the food thread yesterday, and I said some things - regrettable things - about people who don't like pickled beets.

Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)

353 Just finished watching The Dark Knight for the first time.

Meh.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

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All that Oscar-winning "OMG!!! HEATH LEDGER!!!" nonsense.

He wore makeup and tilted his head to the side when he talked. I guess you have to "disappear into the character" and actually go mad to do that.

What a bunch of crap.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (YMIAU)

354 I saw Ghost of Moo today. Guy doesn't take a hint.

Starting to think they're outsourcing TBH3K fire control...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (vyqqu)

355
I caught the beginning of a film on TCM years ago have been trying to track it down since. It was about a guy who's brother was a priest in WWII was killed, but he thinks he was murdered. Does this ring a bell with anyone?
Posted by: josephistan




Godzilla vs. Megalon - 1973

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (kdS6q)

356 From Drudge: Finally, Clinton and Sanders enter a political marriage. Will it work?

Please, I just ate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

357 Things got a little crazy in the food thread yesterday, and I said some things - regrettable things - about people who don't like pickled beets.
Posted by: Weasel

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I never go to those threads.

I don't like food.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (YMIAU)

358 Not banned either!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (71OEY)



But you are dead!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (+eR2D)

359 new thread, kiddies

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 11, 2016 08:04 PM (Dk9UP)

360 Beets suck

On that better go get the kittah litter from truck and go freshing up the girls litter boxes.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 08:04 PM (Yo9Lf)

361 From Drudge: Finally, Clinton and Sanders enter a political marriage. Will it work?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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Gee, I dunno. Considering that Hillary will marry anything to attain power...

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:04 PM (YMIAU)

362 Ben Had.. or skip the whole mail thing and money order

https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (kD4oG)

363 Peter Falk owned Murder by Death.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (tEDMc)

364 All that Oscar-winning "OMG!!! HEATH LEDGER!!!" nonsense.

He wore makeup and tilted his head to the side when he talked. I guess you have to "disappear into the character" and actually go mad to do that.

What a bunch of crap.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (YMIAU)
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Between Bale's hairball delivery and Ledger's nervous lip-smacking I was driven to drink.

*slices limes for gin and tonic*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (jR7Wy)

365 But you are dead!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 08:03 P

So? Next you're going to tell me I can't keep voting!

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (71OEY)

366 Maybe Hillary! should run with Jeb!.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

367 Has anyone heard any update on the news reports in the Washington Post and the LA Times about supposed "lifetime" members of the NRA who are tired of paying their "fees" if the NRA won't take a stand on the Philando Castile shooting?

Since there seems to be no follow-up stories, I'm guessing this was all a stage-managed media attack on the NRA. Any links to this lately?

Posted by: Furious George at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (57K5j)

368 Charles, "So what did you think of Grant's Tomb?"
Nora, "I liked it so much I'm thinking of having one made for you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (kD4oG)

The "Thin Man" movies always made me want a martini and a smoke......those people knew how to live unlike today.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2016 08:06 PM (ej1L0)

369 Maybe Hillary! should run with Jeb!.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

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And when they campaign in Oklahoma! the exclamation points will be nearly eleventy!!!!!!!11

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:06 PM (YMIAU)

370 #29 So glad my Daddy didn't live to witness this crap.
Sadly, my late mom did. And had to endure my lib sister's car with the
Obama sticker on the back.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (1ZOkK)

Tell me about it - my dad died before the clusterfark of the 2000 election.
Then his spirit possessed me and made me not only obsessed with politics, but a conservative obsessed with politics.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue the Possessed at July 11, 2016 08:07 PM (4p3Tz)

371 Greenstreet steals the whole damned movie, even if he didn't actually get his hands on the Maltese Falcon.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 11, 2016 08:07 PM (4CL4a)

372 Things got a little crazy in the food thread yesterday, and I said some things - regrettable things - about people who don't like pickled beets.

Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)



Kids hate pickled beets until they discover that they'll turn their pee red.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 11, 2016 08:08 PM (vqOWV)

373 Has anyone heard any update on the news reports in the Washington Post and the LA Times about supposed "lifetime" members of the NRA who are tired of paying their "fees" if the NRA won't take a stand on the Philando Castile shooting?



Lifetime members have no "fees".

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 11, 2016 08:08 PM (geVJ9)

374 @367 - Lies, like everything else in the media.
I've been a Life Member for 30+ years and I can assure everyone that there are no "fees".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 08:09 PM (3X3ZR)

375 So Herman Cain is reporting that Bernie will kiss the Hillary ring and endorse her tomorrow.

BTW When I was driving today and I rolled my eyes when I thought I saw what was a "Hillary for President 2016"N ope; It said "Hillary for Prison 2016." This was in a very liberal part of the state. It made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 08:09 PM (bpZlE)

376 Just watched a reporter questioning Clinton about Comey's comments to Congress particularly "extremely careless". She lied and said Comey "clarified" his remarks to Congress. The reporter actually busted her on this and replayed Comey's comments. She brushed it off.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 08:10 PM (TmVQX)

377 "By Gad sir, you are a character....."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 11, 2016 08:11 PM (tEDMc)

378 Anna - Get out of the box - Fuck gofundme. I want to give my hard earned money to you not some skim off the top site. As with Captain Whitebread, I will pay for 6 months of P.O. box rental to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 08:11 PM (JqbcQ)

379 Hardly any black people in the BLM protest in downtown LA, almost all young kids. They think they are saving the country with their little propaganda filled brains, they have no clue that they are tools being used to tear the country apart.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2016 08:12 PM (6Ll1u)

380 328 No more cable sadly equals no more TCM. Is there anywhere online to watch noir films & old b/w crime movies?
Posted by: josephistan

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There are some noir channels on youtube. Timeless Classic Movies is one.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (YMIAU)

That's right and you can pick and choose. I've started more movies only to stop them because they were so bad. However, there are some really good ones too.
I usually find one a night that is worth watching.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2016 08:14 PM (CFc5L)

381 nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 08:15 PM (3X3ZR)

382 Hardly any black people in the BLM protest in downtown LA, almost all young kids. They think they are saving the country with their little propaganda filled brains, they have no clue that they are tools being used to tear the country apart.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

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There was a time when society assumed that young people are not as smart as they think they are.

Now we actually have the science: the brain isn't formed and doesn't fully comprehend consequences until the mid-20s. Yeah, we have the science... and we don't care.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:16 PM (YMIAU)

383
My MIL has always "bragged" that every gyno exam she ever got, she fainted and pissed herself. This woman had to be put under heavy sedation to have five kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (1ZOkK)

What a thing to brag about! If I ever fainted and pissed myself during an gyno exam, I'd be so embarrassed of my total wussiness, I'd keep it to myself.

Does she imagine that pissing herself makes her more ladylike and delicate? Sheesh, it's not 1845.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 08:17 PM (P8951)

384 That's right and you can pick and choose. I've started more movies only to stop them because they were so bad. However, there are some really good ones too.
I usually find one a night that is worth watching.
Posted by: washrivergal

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I give pretty much anything a chance to finish. If I didn't walk out on "Dark Knight Rises," then I figure I'll never walk out on anything.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:19 PM (YMIAU)

385 237 @103: "He did okay hanging curtains."

Until Moochelle wore them as a dress...
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (rznWS)

Cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 11, 2016 08:19 PM (P8951)

386 Since there seems to be no follow-up stories, I'm guessing this was all a stage-managed media attack on the NRA. Any links to this lately?

Posted by: Furious George at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (57K5j)


Well, duh.

The whole "you must participate in my virtue signaling" thing is just more aggressive, bullying political pressure from people who know nothing else.

No one is morally required to join anyone's premature political positioning campaign.

The rush is only to get out in front of the facts, just in case the facts don't fit the narrative.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 11, 2016 08:19 PM (wB8Tg)

387 Yeah, well I'll bet Nick Charles never possessed the souls of teenaged girls, turning them into homicidal maniacs.

Posted by: Slenderman at July 11, 2016 08:21 PM (N6hcZ)

388 383
My MIL has always "bragged" that every gyno exam she ever got, she fainted and pissed herself. This woman had to be put under heavy sedation to have five kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (1ZOkK)

What a thing to brag about! If I ever fainted and pissed myself during an gyno exam, I'd be so embarrassed of my total wussiness, I'd keep it to myself.

Does she imagine that pissing herself makes her more ladylike and delicate? Sheesh, it's not 1845.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 08:17 PM (P8951)
============
Vagus nerve stimulation Causes heart rate to drop and people do faint. Can be quite serious. I had a gf who was an nurse and it happened to her. They had to give her epinephrine to bring her heart rate up.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 11, 2016 08:23 PM (iQIUe)

389 What a thing to brag about! If I ever fainted and pissed myself during an gyno exam, I'd be so embarrassed of my total wussiness, I'd keep it to myself.


I can piss myself during a gynecological exam, while standing up.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 11, 2016 08:29 PM (N6hcZ)

390 I can piss myself during a gynecological exam, while standing up.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner

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Annnnnnnnnnnd this thread is done.

Later.

Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:33 PM (YMIAU)

391 Posted by: C4-PO (Dallas Ro-bomb) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (H9MG5)

OMG!

Have NOT seen this.

Bwahhhh!

I love you man!

Posted by: Deety at July 11, 2016 08:46 PM (xPWMR)

392 Evert time Obama speaks I change the channel.

Posted by: setnaffa at July 11, 2016 09:37 PM (jl6Ly)

393 In Obamaworld only white people are evil and do bad things.

Posted by: Hamilton at July 11, 2016 09:57 PM (TlNDs)

394
Another timeless offering from our oratorical stumblefuck...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2016 10:31 PM (fOgSR)

395 I found the killer's motives.

Obama laid them out in his statistically-bogus "I Blame the Racist Cops"-speech from Warsaw, given at the exact same moment the killer was loading his rifles and checking the straps his bulletproof vest.

No wonder Obama wants to pretend he doesn't know the killer's motives; he gave them to him.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 08:59 AM (Ndje9)

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