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Loretta Lynch: To Protect the Integrity of the Department of Justice, I Vow to Listen to the FBI's Recommendation on Hillary Clinton Before Clearing My Tarmac-Buddy's Wife of All Charges

Earlier she intimated that she might take herself out of the loop and defer to her career prosecutors and the FBI; now she says only that she "expects" to follow their recommendations, and will definitely "accept" those recommendations.

Note that "accept" has two meanings: 1, to take possession of, as of a parcel or mail delivery. 2, to take as one's own position.

I think it's deliberate that Lynch has chosen a word to suggest she means meaning 2 -- to appease a roiled nation -- when in fact she intends only meaning 1.

She'll take the recomendations in hand. If the recommendation is for no indictment, she'll agree to not indict Clinton.

If the recommendation is for an indictment, she'll merely "accept" that recommendation (take possession of it), then not indict Clinton.

She wants people to think she's taking herself out of the loop -- but in fact she's doing no such thing.

Another liar orbiting around the Clinton gas giant of corruption and lies.

By the way, Bill Clinton took a lot of very purposeful action to make this meeting happen.

Anyone buying he did all this just to talk about golf and grandchildren?


According to this source, whose credentials were checked and confirmed by the Observer with sources inside both the FBI and the United States Secret Service, the Attorney General was caught completely off-guard by the meeting and the source dismisses suggestions that have been raised alleging that she waited there to see Mr. Clinton or accommodated his request to see him. In fact, it seems from this source that it was Mr. Clinton who was maneuvering for face time with the Attorney General, because his plane had been scheduled to leave before hers arrived.

Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM




Comments

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1 Hey, what happened to that housemaid we used to have?

Posted by: Marriott Shift Supervisor at July 01, 2016 03:30 PM (oKE6c)

2 Bingo!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 01, 2016 03:30 PM (8ikIW)

3 Not first cause I read the story.

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 03:30 PM (iONHu)

4 Oh yeah. She's AG now. Forgot.

Posted by: Marriott Shift Supervisor at July 01, 2016 03:30 PM (oKE6c)

5 Depends on what the meaning of is is...or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2016 03:30 PM (NOIQH)

6 3 Not first cause I read the story.
Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 03:30 PM (iONHu)




First rule of the HQ: never read the story first.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (oKE6c)

7 I've said it on your other posts: I hope whomever hacked all her emails releases the whole set of them onto the web.

There will be no justice on this, bet on it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (q/kmn)

8 Loretta has put on some pounds. Justicing must pay well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (oDCMR)

9 Anyone care for a fishy tasting cigar?

XOX
Billy Jeff

Posted by: Bruce at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (8ikIW)

10 I don't get it. I really don't get why it is that people are so willing to go out on the limb for the Clintons.

Well, okay, I get it now that they have grifted their way into vast wealth. But in the 90's? I have never understood it.

Note that I've thought Bill Clinton is a repulsive piece of trash since he was governor so I really do not get the oh but Bill is so charming thingy.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (mf5HN)

11 http://tinyurl.com/j6yngoq

That's why Lynch met with Bill.
Hillary is meeting with the FBI tomorrow. Those interviews aren't
scheduled in a matter of days. Its probably been scheduled for a while
now.

Now -- my cynical nature thinks that Lynch was telling Bill
what exactly the FBI interviewers have on Hillary, so that she can
prepare for the interview.

Another thought -- perhaps she had to meet with Bill personally in order to pass him hard copy documents. Explains why a telephone call would not be sufficient. But pure speculation as of now.

Posted by: Revenant at July 01, 2016 03:32 PM (y64uP)

12 I have this here bridge for sale...

Posted by: Killerdog at July 01, 2016 03:32 PM (3ifQG)

13 8 Loretta has put on some pounds. Justicing must pay well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (oDCMR)



Sequestering carbon. Because she's a giver.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:32 PM (oKE6c)

14 They are trying to blame Bubba only for the whole meeting.

http://tinyurl.com/jp8sl4a

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2016 03:32 PM (B48dK)

15 Going to be interesting 4 years. I think Clinton feels like the moment is ripe for a "historic" roll back of the second amendment. The Media and the Democrat party seem like they are merging even more tightly, like a facehugger on Alien or something.

Posted by: Max Power at July 01, 2016 03:32 PM (q177U)

16 I just read something in the NY Observer? that a FBI/SS source says Lynch was blindsided by Bubba @ the airport.

Posted by: BignJames at July 01, 2016 03:32 PM (NtJ8p)

17
Personally, I'd rather have Hilary remain a candidate with the stink of corruption all over her. If she leaves the race it will only galvanize a moribund Democrat electorate. And that is not good for Trump.

That said, I am not really interested in the possible behind the scenes machinations as much as I am very interested in how Trump can use this to hammer Hilary and the Democrats for the next 5 months.

THAT should be the only thing we are concerned with, since Tia Borracha will not be going anywhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:33 PM (p4UlV)

18 I should have had better lawyers.

Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant (deceased) at July 01, 2016 03:33 PM (U75nN)

19 It really does bend to the left.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at July 01, 2016 03:33 PM (jApmJ)

20 So...meaning #1 is just part of her job, right; just standard practice?

Kinda like how a McDonald's employee accepts your order, but that doesn't mean they endorse getting fries and an apple pie with your diet coke as sticking to your diet?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2016 03:33 PM (NOIQH)

21

I thought this was her careful parsing the minute I heard it

She means to receive, not to agree

Otherwise she would have said "follow"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:33 PM (zOTsN)

22 For a nothing burger of a story this one keeps on keeping on.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

23 I was wondering if Loretta's recusal was what Billy Jeff was aiming for all along? I'm sure there are a lot of loyal Clintonistas still sprinkled about the Justice System. Hell, just delaying the report past November would work.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2016 03:34 PM (oDCMR)

24 Loretta has put on some pounds. Justicing must pay well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (oDCMR)


Alcohol adds a lot of empty calories.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

25
Interesting point by Rush. Although we can rightly assume the Democrats will do nothing except circle the wagons, Obama has engaged in all sorts of illegal maneuvers for the past 7.5 years EXCEPT to quash this investigation - something he could have done a long time ago.

Hmm. . . Other than that, see me at #17.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (p4UlV)

26 17 Personally, I'd rather have Hilary remain a candidate with the stink of corruption all over her. If she leaves the race it will only galvanize a moribund Democrat electorate. And that is not good for Trump.

That said, I am not really interested in the possible behind the scenes machinations as much as I am very interested in how Trump can use this to hammer Hilary and the Democrats for the next 5 months.

THAT should be the only thing we are concerned with, since Tia Borracha will not be going anywhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:33 PM (p4UlV)



Same here. Fauxcahontas could make a go of it if she entered right now. A couple months from now, not so much. And there's SO much to hammer Hillary on, and Trump is a natural to go there, too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (oKE6c)

27 She wasn't blindsided by Bubba at the airport. Not just anyone can trot up to your private chartered aircraft on a flight line without your consent

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

28
Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 03:36 PM (kdS6q)

29 (Bill Clinton voice)

Loretta, ha ha, cough, all you have to say is 'accept". It's like the meaning of the word "is". I used that one once and it was great. No one could understand for sure what I meant.

Don't worry 'reta. We got chur back. Cough, hee hee.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2016 03:36 PM (DBMQb)

30 Believe nothing they say. Nothing is done by this administration by "accident". Something fishy here and it ain't billy jeffs cigar.

Posted by: Bosk at July 01, 2016 03:36 PM (n2K+4)

31 Anyone buying he did all this just to talk about golf and grandchildren?


Anyone believe the old rapist with the bad ticker plays golf? Anyone believe those are his grandchildren?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)

32 Back in my day, bribery at the federal level was considered a felony

Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant (deceased) at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (U75nN)

33 Obama didn't appoint her because she was an all seeing honest minister of justice. He appointed her because she was a Democrat hack with zero judicial experience.


The sad thing was she was voted on by a voice vote which made the appointment unanimous. It would only have taken one call for a real vote to stop that and there wasn't one honest Republican willing to stop this shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (mpXpK)

34 23 I was wondering if Loretta's recusal was what Billy Jeff was aiming for all along? I'm sure there are a lot of loyal Clintonistas still sprinkled about the Justice System. Hell, just delaying the report past November would work.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2016 03:34 PM (oDCMR)


The thing is it's better she doesn't recuse herself, so that she can't slough it off to leftist DOJ underlings who will do nothing but stall and obfuscate. Leaving her holding the bag would be huge. But, no. The GOP is calling for recusal. Which is what the Democrats want all along.

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (p4UlV)

35 You know how sometimes how you're at your desk and you really get on a roll? I mean, just CRANKING out the work and then, before you know it, you've got like twenty, thirty, you can't really be sure how many mothrteffin'windows you got open and the computer's runnin' slower'n shit.. You know? Huma HATES that.

Posted by: SOS Hillary at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (L8vRq)

36 Loretta has put on some pounds. 



The woman has so much mass she creates her own gravity.

Posted by: Neil de greasy Tyson at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (ZnIt3)

37 They are just starting to look at the foundation pay for play payments


Bill is implicated in that. Something stinks

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (zOTsN)

38
She wasn't blindsided by Bubba at the airport. Not just anyone can trot
up to your private chartered aircraft on a flight line without your
consent

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

FBI gonna tell Bubba to beat it?

Posted by: BignJames at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (NtJ8p)

39 10 I don't get it. I really don't get why it is that people are so willing to go out on the limb for the Clintons.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (mf5HN)


Throne sniffers and true believers, every last one of them.

Posted by: Hal at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (9+Yad)

40 27 She wasn't blindsided by Bubba at the airport. Not just anyone can trot up to your private chartered aircraft on a flight line without your consent
Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (zOTsN)



The Dems would have us believe that one of them looked out of his plane and saw the other, kinda like the drivers of two cars in a traffic jam, and decided to have a chin wag to pass the time. And it was just a coincidence that they're the leading dramatis personae in an ongoing Federal investigation.


They obviously think we're complete idiots.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (oKE6c)

41 I always said that other countries believe that the United States African-American population is 35% or greater because of the media portrayal. If they based their opinion on the make up of the executive branch , they would think it was 50% or higher. That is why I get angry when others claim the USA is racist. We are the least racist country in the world.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (4lzWT)

42 We had some folks selling favors back in the sixties (1860s). They went to jail, though.

Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant (deceased) at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (U75nN)

43 1 Hey, what happened to that housemaid we used to have?
Posted by: Marriott Shift Supervisor at July 01, 2016 03:30 PM (oKE6c)
--------------------------------
???
Was she once a hotel maid or something?
If so, that's the only good thing I've ever heard about her.
Most of our ruling class wouldn't stoop so low.
Can you imagine either of the Obamas doing that?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (T/5A0)

44 Ace I live in Phoenix. There was a record heat wave. Bill Clinton has heart problems. No way he'd be let out side to golf by the secret service old people are straight up dying here in the heat. It would be a fucking risk management issue.

Posted by: Mr Pink at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (t1Ssf)

45 It was a video that set 'em off.

Posted by: SOS Hillary at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (L8vRq)

46 As an aside, does anyone else get the idea that they are launching trial balloons faster than people can react to them?

'We'll do this...no, wait - we meant this...which actually is that...by that I understood these...these really implies - no not implies - explicitly, no not that...suggests the other thing over there...why are you looking at me like that? I was perfectly clear regarding my future actions which may or may not happen as I have laid out."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

47 Loretta has put on some pounds.


She and Hillary are modeling the Dick Butkus summer line of fashions.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:39 PM (oKE6c)

48 Old people with heart problems don't golf 18 holes outside in 108-120 degree heat ffs

Posted by: Mr Pink at July 01, 2016 03:39 PM (t1Ssf)

49 The stench of corruption spreads all across our land.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2016 03:39 PM (r65B3)

50 It was 110 degrees that day

Bill didn't Play any golf

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:39 PM (zOTsN)

51 38
She wasn't blindsided by Bubba at the airport. Not just anyone can trot
up to your private chartered aircraft on a flight line without your
consent

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

FBI gonna tell Bubba to beat it?
Posted by: BignJames at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (NtJ8p)


Probably not. They're so used to telling him to stop, it won't come naturally.

Posted by: Hal at July 01, 2016 03:39 PM (9+Yad)

52 Was she once a hotel maid or something?

If so, that's the only good thing I've ever heard about her.

Most of our ruling class wouldn't stoop so low.

Can you imagine either of the Obamas doing that?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (T/5A0)

No. It was she SHOULD be, in a just universe.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (oKE6c)

53 She wasn't blindsided by Bubba at the airport. Not
just anyone can trot up to your private chartered aircraft on a flight
line without your consent

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (zOTsN)

Bubba had been hanging onto the wing like a gremlin, ripped out random parts, and forced them to land.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (P/kVC)

54 Anyone believe the old rapist with the bad ticker plays golf?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (1ZOkK)



In Phoenix? In June?

Posted by: BignJames at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (NtJ8p)

55 Loretta told a funny joke today in Aspen. When asked about how well her predecessor Eric Holder had prepared for the AG role, she said

"He forgot to show me where the locks were on the airplane door."

That there is a real knee slapper. Amy Schumer will be stealing it later today.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (gyKtp)

56 I actually think it was not dumb luck that that camera crew "stumbled" on the meeting.

I smell a big, fat set-up.

A) Hilary is indicted and gets the sympathy vote.
B) Her replacement benefits from the sympathy vote.

Either way, Democrats win again.

Is that too farfetched?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (p4UlV)

57 They obviously think we're complete idiots.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (oKE6c)


To be honest, 52% of the country make Biden look like a Mensa member.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (1ZOkK)

58 Bill invited me to a camper he had set up in Ft Marcy Park. Said something about hiking and playing checkers.

You would have insisted on the tarmac, too.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (4ErVI)

59 I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (ej1L0)

60 >>I don't get it. I really don't get why it is that people are so willing to go out on the limb for the Clintons.

I assume they have dirt on *everyone*. They were hiding FBI files on their enemies in the West Wing back in the 90's. Heck, Hillary has Bush-era State Dept memos on her email server - why would she need that except to find secrets that she could leverage.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)

61 This does mesh better with what I heard on the way home than the earlier thread, so I will ask again
Who whomped her up side the head with common sense?

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 03:41 PM (Yo9Lf)

62 26 Same here. Fauxcahontas could make a go of it if she
entered right now. A couple months from now, not so much. And there's
SO much to hammer Hillary on, and Trump is a natural to go there, too.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:35 PM (oKE6c)

Lyingwatha has zero support outside of the NE.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2016 03:41 PM (mpXpK)

63 There is zero fucking way the secret service would let a damn near 70 year old ex president with heart issues outside for 4 hours in 110 degree heat to golf. They would tell him to go to the east coast or somewhere else. He wasn't fucking golfing.

Ffs old people here walk outside holding umbrellas

Posted by: Mr Pink at July 01, 2016 03:41 PM (t1Ssf)

64 I think you're reading too much into it. Lynch is backtracking from this morning's NYT story to instead say that she's keeping a modicum of authority over the decision. She has to keep this authority as the ultimate head prosecutor. This is too important case to let an underling be the final signatory.

If Lynch actually exercised this authority to overrule a recommendation to pursue charges, it'll all go nuclear.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 03:42 PM (r1fLd)

65 We live in a bad movie.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2016 03:42 PM (Py52h)

66 An ex-president and sitting AG don't meet on a tarmac by accident, and they don't clear a plane so the two can chat about golf.

They are spinning faster than Benghazi, and it seems the situation is getting so bad, even the objective press (heh) is having a hard time hiding it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 01, 2016 03:42 PM (U75nN)

67 I wonder why people flock to the Clintons, I imagine in the old Soviet Union people flocked to Stalin.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 03:42 PM (Yo9Lf)

68 46 As an aside, does anyone else get the idea that they are launching trial balloons faster than people can react to them?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 03:39 PM (hLRSq)



Absolutely. It's hard to draw any other conclusion.

"How about this lie? No? OK, how about this one? Buyin' it?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:42 PM (oKE6c)

69 Anyone believe the old rapist with the bad ticker plays golf?
- - - -

Only if Trixie was his caddie and Bambi was driving the golf cart.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2016 03:43 PM (r65B3)

70 "Nothing is done by this administration by "accident"."

I think a lot of things happen by accident in this administration because planning according to real reality is not done as much as planning according to pre-determined reality is done. And this leads to consequences that they could not foresee by being reality-challenged, and then comes the wild scrambling effort to cover things up like in a teenage comedy.

Except this isn't a teenage comedy and people die and get hurt.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 03:43 PM (hLRSq)

71
WATCH: Hillary Clinton reads the word "sigh" off her TelePrompTer

Hillary Clinton took things a bit literal during a campaign stop in North Carolina last week, reading a cue for her to sigh audibly off the teleprompter rather than actually sighing.

"So all he can do is try to distract us, that's even why he's attacking my faith," she said.

"Sigh," she added.

http://hill.cm/lEgJJP9


"Roll-eyes", he exclaimed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 03:43 PM (kdS6q)

72 I went to Drudge and clicked on a link to a video in which a reporter roaming the beach in San Diego asked several dozen people what IS the 4th of July, what are we celebrating.

A few people said, "our Independence". When asked from who, they didn't know........
Some were asked what year we were declared our independence. Blond chick said, 1976, then said 1876 and then said, "i don't know, i wasn't good at history".

Another guy was asked to name two founding fathers. He didn't know any, his friend said" George Washington, then he finally took a stab at it and said, "Abraham Lincoln".

I had to stop watching.

These are your fellow voters.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2016 03:43 PM (DBMQb)

73 >>Lyingwatha has zero support outside of the NE.


Every College Town in America is in fucking love with that squaw-king harriden.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2016 03:44 PM (jApmJ)

74 "One-armed ISIS warlord named as mastermind" - CNN


I hate those guys!

Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimble at July 01, 2016 03:44 PM (NOIQH)

75 "Hilary is indicted and gets the sympathy vote."

These would be charges brought by an Obama appointee.

She's already tanking with independents. Many Ds who would never pull a lever for a Republican will just stay home.

This is even more true if the charges include public corruption.

RICO? Let us pray!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 03:45 PM (r1fLd)

76 Here's the thing:

Will Hilary or her replacement if she's replaced garner a huge wave of sympathy votes from the Democrat base?

The Lewinsky Scandal says "yes."

Ugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:45 PM (p4UlV)

77 For anyone contemplating voting 3rd Party (or not voting which gives the same result) just remember Ross Perot. Without him, Hillary remains a washed up old shyster, with her husband a despicable old lech, and with both barely registering a footnote in history.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 01, 2016 03:45 PM (OcRm7)

78 Odd that there were plenty of FBI agents around to shoo away reporters, but none thought to warn Lynch or Clinton that meeting was a baaaad idea. Or did they? Was Lynch really so star-struck, stupid and venal as to just agree to the meeting despite FBI objections and the inevitable 'bad optics' -- or was it an impromptu sting op, trying to catch bad boy Billy with his pants down? (Figuratively kids, figuratively. Eeew!) Even if all they did was 'talk about his grandchildren', isn't that a poorly disguised plea to go lightly on Chelsea in the coming doom? She did use a pseudonym (Diane Reynolds) to talk to Mom Secretary about foundation business, and her husband did try (and failed spectacularly) to enrich himself on her failed Greece bailout. So -- just connecting dots. So many dots.

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 01, 2016 03:46 PM (hOtJL)

79 73 Every College Town in America is in fucking love with that squaw-king harriden.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2016 03:44 PM (jApmJ)

My small town here is a college town and I can certify that nobody likes Lyingwatha. The blacks like Scankles but she is the only one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2016 03:46 PM (mpXpK)

80 72 Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2016 03:43 PM (DBMQb)


Maybe these elite ant-Brexit guys were on to something with the notion of stopping idiots from voting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:46 PM (p4UlV)

81 Cut it out with all the tinfoil hat conspiracy stuff.

Clinton merely wanted to meet with Lynch in order to discuss a possible Clinton Foundation grant to help her buy her some shoes that fit.

Posted by: Furious George at July 01, 2016 03:47 PM (57K5j)

82 Donald Trump Not Buying Explanation for Bill Clinton-Loretta Lynch Meeting

"The explanation that former President Bill Clinton and Attorney General Loretta Lynch spent about 30 minutes this week making only small talk about his grandchildren and golf seems impossible, Donald Trump said today."

http://tinyurl.com/j6zuof3


It begins.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:47 PM (oKE6c)

83


I had to stop watching.



These are your fellow voters.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2016 03:43 PM (DBMQb)
yes, i don't find those segments funny at all....especially the ones on college campuses.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 01, 2016 03:47 PM (0O7c5)

84 71 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 03:43 PM (kdS6q)


I used to do that when I was a kid reading Charlie Brown, not knowing what "sigh" was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:48 PM (p4UlV)

85 purpose of the meeting was to teach ms lynch how to parse phrases and lie like a clinton

Posted by: chelsea danger at July 01, 2016 03:48 PM (t8Ihb)

86 The stench of corruption permeates everything when it comes to these crooks.

Boss Tweed is simply gobsmacked at it all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2016 03:48 PM (593ad)

87 Clinton merely wanted to meet with Lynch in
order to discuss a possible Clinton Foundation grant to help her buy her
some shoes that fit.

Posted by: Furious George at July 01, 2016 03:47 PM (57K5j)

Bill is thinking about opening a bowling alley franchise with pins modeled on Lynch's legs.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:48 PM (oKE6c)

88 I got somethin' fo' yo' soul
Shake that booty, make it roll!
Work it work it ain't no stoppin'
Keep on keep on keep on rockin'
Twist that booty 'round and 'round
Bring it on down!
Bring it on down!
If you are a sexy cutie
And you got a big ole booty
Come on baby, come on dance
With too much booty in yo' pants

Dance! Too much booty in the pants!
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 01, 2016 03:49 PM (ej1L0)

89 "Now -- my cynical nature thinks that Lynch was telling Bill what exactly the FBI interviewers have on Hillary, so that she can prepare for the interview."

These interviews don't work that way. Hillary may say little or nothing. Idea is that Comey's people can lay out their case and give the target an opportunity to refute their conclusions. It's a courtesy often extended in complicated white collar cases.

Hillary won't be under oath, but if she lies it's a separate Sec 1001 felony.

Comey's people then wrap up their report and recommendation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 03:49 PM (r1fLd)

90 79 The blacks like Scankles but she is the only one.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2016 03:46 PM (mpXpK)


No Ways Tarred strikes again!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:49 PM (p4UlV)

91 Ha! Anna you are spot on!
Boss Tweed has to be saying to himself...WTF???!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2016 03:49 PM (r65B3)

92 As instructed by the mafia, when one wants to instruct underlings in illegal activities, they are best done in person, so that there is no evidence or transcript of the meeting.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 01, 2016 03:50 PM (U75nN)

93 These would be charges brought by an Obama appointee.


I'm always amused that Chavez/Maduro blamed Venezuela's problems on "the US government." You mean the US government headed by the Mulatto Mediocrity, who is himself a socialist? THAT US government? Trying to undermine another socialist? No sale.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:50 PM (oKE6c)

94 Sounds like Bill decided to throw his weight around.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2016 03:50 PM (vP09u)

95 If I was Obama, I'd be doing just as he's doing now -- telling everyone he supports her and has confidence in her etc etc. Then on doom-day, he can sadly admit how misplaced his trust was as he throws her under the bus. It's the only way possible he can escape the splash of muck when she splats to her doom.

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 01, 2016 03:51 PM (hOtJL)

96 92 As instructed by the mafia, when one wants to instruct underlings in illegal activities, they are best done in person, so that there is no evidence or transcript of the meeting.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 01, 2016 03:50 PM (U75nN)



And what better way to ensure that you're not overheard or bugged than to hold the meeting on your own airplane?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:51 PM (oKE6c)

97 Bill is thinking about opening a bowling alley franchise with pins modeled on Lynch's legs.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
________

Gaaaa. I suppose next we'll see a picture of Lynch wearing a muu muu, walking a dog on the beach, with Bill following behind and talking on the phone.

Posted by: Furious George at July 01, 2016 03:51 PM (57K5j)

98 "C'mon Loretta, we're all going to jail for a long time very soon. How about one more quickie, you know, for old times?"



Posted by: IP at July 01, 2016 03:51 PM (Fol9S)

99 "33
Obama didn't appoint her because she was an all seeing honest minister
of justice. He appointed her because she was a Democrat hack with zero
judicial experience.


The sad thing was she was voted on by a
voice vote which made the appointment unanimous. It would only have
taken one call for a real vote to stop that and there wasn't one honest
Republican willing to stop this shit.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2016 03:37 PM (mpXpK)"


What good would that have done? Anybody that Obama appointed to take the place of Eric Holder was going to be a loyal Democrat hack with minimal competence. If the Senate had voted her down, Obama would just send up another one just like her. It is not like the Democrats have a shortage of loyal party functionaries who do not care about integrity, honesty or the law.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 03:52 PM (QHgTq)

100 Sarah Palin on the #DumpTrumpers:


Rather than refer to "that gang" by their self-appointed moniker, Palin said, "I just called them 'Republicans against Trump,' or RAT for short."

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 01, 2016 03:52 PM (ZnIt3)

101 Hillary's FBI interview is tomorrow. Wow.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 01, 2016 03:52 PM (UBzPO)

102

good stuff

good stuff

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (qCMvj)

103
she splats to her doom.
Posted by: starboardhelm at July 01, 2016 03:51 PM (hOtJL)
----------------------

Excellent blending of imagery and onomatopoeia.

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (pC96u)

104 In better news, SMOD is polling at 13%

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (TvIko)

105 78 >> Was Lynch really so star-struck, stupid and venal as to just agree to
the meeting despite FBI objections and the inevitable 'bad optics'...


Star struck? She was appointed to the federal bench by Bill. I'm pretty damn sure she's met him before.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (gyKtp)

106 "95
If I was Obama, I'd be doing just as he's doing now -- telling everyone
he supports her and has confidence in her etc etc. Then on doom-day, he
can sadly admit how misplaced his trust was as he throws her under the
bus. It's the only way possible he can escape the splash of muck when
she splats to her doom.

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 01, 2016 03:51 PM (hOtJL)"

He will be as surprised as anybody else when he reads about it in the newspaper.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (QHgTq)

107 At least G.W. Plunkitt practiced "honest graft", where everybody wins.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (jR7Wy)

108

Lynch Clinton meeting.

Syncing xfer bank accounts App.

Thank you App activated.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (qCMvj)

109 What good would that have done? Anybody that Obama appointed to take the place of Eric Holder was going to be a loyal Democrat hack with minimal competence. If the Senate had voted her down, Obama would just send up another one just like her. It is not like the Democrats have a shortage of loyal party functionaries who do not care about integrity, honesty or the law.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole


Why would a Democrat Congress deny SCOTUS picks for two years?

Posted by: Scheky Sumburanomgoprurana at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (p2X2f)

110 >>Bill is thinking about opening a bowling alley franchise with pins modeled on Lynch's legs.



Her legs are like pool table legs. Sturdy.

Posted by: Dr. Richard Kimble at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (NOIQH)

111 94 Sounds like Bill decided to throw his weight around.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2016 03:50 PM (vP09u)


The guy's a cardiac patient. He needs 3 guys to lift Lynch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (p4UlV)

112 I went to Drudge and clicked on a link to a video in which a reporter
roaming the beach in San Diego asked several dozen people what IS the
4th of July, what are we celebrating.



Mark Dice, on the Oceanside pier. His videos handily explain how Obongo got elected: a lot of room temperature IQs out there.


One of the funniest: he asked people what they thought of Bernie's promise to nominate Bernard Madoff to be SecTreas. Yeah, baby, they were all for it - he has experience in finance!

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (oKE6c)

113
These interviews don't work that way. Hillary
may say little or nothing. Idea is that Comey's people can lay out
their case and give the target an opportunity to refute their
conclusions. It's a courtesy often extended in complicated white collar
cases.



Hillary won't be under oath, but if she lies it's a separate Sec 1001 felony.



Comey's people then wrap up their report and recommendation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 03:49 PM (r1fLd)
---Lynch and Bill and Hillary are well aware that the main pitfall from an interview is an obstruction charge. I just wonder if Lynch wanted to help Hillary avoid it. The potential scope of the inquiry is so broad, and Hillary may have incomplete information as to what the FBI knows.I do have to think that Lynch's meeting with Bill has to be related to Hillary's interview.

Posted by: Revenant at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (y64uP)

114 she splats to her doom.
Posted by: starboardhelm at July 01, 2016 03:51 PM (hOtJL)
----------------------

Excellent blending of imagery and onomatopoeia.

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (pC96u)



*sings*
Learnin to fly
(learnin to fly)
But I ain't got wings
(but I ain't got wings)
Comin down
(comin down)
Is the hardest thing....

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

115
Odd that there were plenty of FBI agents around to shoo away reporters, but none thought to warn Lynch or Clinton that meeting was a baaaad idea.
-----------------

Political advice ain't their purview. According to the link, however, Lynch's staff was pissed.

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 03:55 PM (pC96u)

116
Time to feed los gatos hambrientos.

Hasta la pasta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 03:55 PM (p4UlV)

117

The whole thing stinks. And if they admitted everything I am not sure hillary will lose one prog voter

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

118 He will be as surprised as anybody else when he reads about it in the newspaper.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (QHgTq)

And angry. He will insist - INSIST, mind you - that someone get to the bottom of this. Right away. Soon. Eventually.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:56 PM (oKE6c)

119 One of the funniest: he asked people what they
thought of Bernie's promise to nominate Bernard Madoff to be SecTreas.
Yeah, baby, they were all for it - he has experience in finance!

I'm not making this up.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (oKE6c)
The stupid, it berns.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at July 01, 2016 03:56 PM (jxbfJ)

120 >>>>Going to be interesting 4 years. I think Clinton feels like the moment
is ripe for a "historic" roll back of the second amendment. The Media
and the Democrat party seem like they are merging even more tightly,
like a facehugger on Alien or something.

I don't see that. The Assault Weapons ban cost them the House, they won't do that again. Plus no matter what people think of Ryan and the current RINO's in Congress, that ain't going to pass.

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 03:56 PM (iONHu)

121 Political advice ain't their purview. According to the link, however, Lynch's staff was pissed.
Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 03:55 PM (pC96u)



Probably worried that THEY'RE going to get deposed now too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:56 PM (oKE6c)

122 93
I'm always amused that Chavez/Maduro blamed Venezuela's problems on "the US government." You mean the US government headed by the Mulatto Mediocrity, who is himself a socialist? THAT US government? Trying to undermine another socialist? No sale.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:50 PM
--------------------------
Now, now. I am compelled to defend the late great Hugo. Once Barky was in office, he did expand the blame from the USA alone to Colombia and the Jooooos.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 01, 2016 03:57 PM (T/5A0)

123
Just looking at celebrity deaths, a Stanley Gault died. Never heard of him. He was, at one time, the CEO of Goodyear, and Rubbermaid. Spent decades working for GE, too.

Nothing to do with the Ayn Rand novel, though.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 03:57 PM (kzN4Y)

124 The most transparent administration evah!

McTurtle who voted to confirm lynch, unavailable for comment.

Posted by: willy at July 01, 2016 03:57 PM (Ffw22)

125 What good would that have done? Anybody that Obama
appointed to take the place of Eric Holder was going to be a loyal
Democrat hack with minimal competence. If the Senate had voted her down,
Obama would just send up another one just like her. It is not like the
Democrats have a shortage of loyal party functionaries who do not care
about integrity, honesty or the law.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 03:52 PM (QHgTq)

How much does it cost to keep voting down party hacks?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:58 PM (oKE6c)

126
The sad thing is there could be video of Slick Willie giving her a suitcase full of cash and saying this is back off of the Beast and half of this country wouldn't care

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2016 03:58 PM (493sH)

127
Lynch's meeting with Bill has to be related to Hillary's interview.
Posted by: Revenant at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (y64uP)
-------------------

This story's unfolding pretty fast, and half the theories I threw at the wall this morning are probably moot. But that up there sounds good.

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 03:58 PM (pC96u)

128
Most Republicans also confirmed Ash Carter, too.

I love how the "news" made it seem like it was the Pentagon's decision, not obama's, to allow people with serious mental illness to serve openly in the military.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 03:59 PM (kzN4Y)

129 Now, now. I am compelled to defend the late great
Hugo. Once Barky was in office, he did expand the blame from the USA
alone to Colombia and the Jooooos.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 01, 2016 03:57 PM (T/5A0)

Now no need to get greedy. There's plenty of blame to go around.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:59 PM (oKE6c)

130 Mr. Clinton who was maneuvering for face time with the Attorney General, because his plane had been scheduled to leave before hers arrived.

-
Well, Bill Clinton has caught a lot of women by surprise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:00 PM (Nwg0u)

131 Mark Dice, on the Oceanside pier. His videos handily explain how Obongo got elected: a lot of room temperature IQs out there.




If the room was a meat locker they'd be Barry supporters

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2016 04:00 PM (493sH)

132 There are two possible explanations:

a) Bill caught her by surprise and wanted to get to her to speak alone, she wouldn't do that so he made chitchat and left.

b) They did discuss substantive matters and everything else we're now hearing is all spin.

Right now they're equally plausible, I'd believe the first if this were not the Obama administration.

Posted by: JEM at July 01, 2016 04:00 PM (o+SC1)

133 are so willing to go out on the limb for the Clintons.

You know why.

Posted by: DanaCarveyVoice at July 01, 2016 04:01 PM (8J/Te)

134 In better news, SMOD is polling at 13%
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at July 01, 2016 03:53 PM (TvIko)



I am, no lie, prouder of having a hand in creating SMOD than I am of my JD.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at July 01, 2016 04:01 PM (mf5HN)

135 "I do have to think that Lynch's meeting with Bill has to be related to Hillary's interview."

Hillary has been ducking this meeting for over a month. She had no excuse once she became the presumptive nominee.

I conclude that Lynch told Bill, among other things, that Comey would move ahead without the interview if they didn't have it.

Hillary's lawyers probably know what to expect, including because they've been co-ordinating with the lawyers for her minions. But they'll want to hear it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 04:01 PM (r1fLd)

136 if only there had been a Republican Senate to reject her nomination...

Posted by: anti-mooseslime backlash at July 01, 2016 04:01 PM (7XWyA)

137 "There's plenty of blame to go around."

Never a shortage of blame; integrity, however, is always in short supply.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:02 PM (hLRSq)

138 She agrees to be interviewed Fourth of July weekend. Ain't she grand

People won't be watching news. Reporters will all be back benchers. Agents weekends will be ruined and subconsciously cut things short

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:02 PM (zOTsN)

139 119 One of the funniest: he asked people what they
thought of Bernie's promise to nominate Bernard Madoff to be SecTreas.
Yeah, baby, they were all for it - he has experience in finance!

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:54 PM (oKE6c)

Madoff' would never be in the running for a Treasury position with that armature, ineffective little Ponzi scheme on his resume. Maybe qualify him for an internship.

Posted by: Keith at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (nFB1w)

140 Well, Bill Clinton has caught a lot of women by surprise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:00 PM (Nwg0u)

The old popcorn box trick?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (oKE6c)

141 Two people don't happen to be a some small airport at the same time, I'm thinking it was a purpose crossroad meating.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (Yo9Lf)

142 "I am, no lie, prouder of having a hand in creating SMOD than I am of my JD."

You shall reign amidst the ruins.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (hLRSq)

143 "67
I wonder why people flock to the Clintons, I imagine in the old Soviet Union people flocked to Stalin.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 03:42 PM (Yo9Lf)"


When Stalin died, people poured out into the streets all over the Soviet Union crying hysterically from an intense sense of loss. I expect that there will be something similar when Bill Clinton or Barack Obama die and all the media will be right in the middle of it reporting with tears streaming down their faces. It will be something like a combination of the death of Princess Dianna and JFK Jr.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (QHgTq)

144 >>>>
Odd that there were plenty of FBI agents around to shoo away reporters,
but none thought to warn Lynch or Clinton that meeting was a baaaad
idea. Or did they? Was Lynch really so star-struck, stupid and venal
as to just agree to the meeting despite FBI objections and the
inevitable 'bad optics' -- or was it an impromptu sting op, trying to
catch bad boy Billy with his pants down? (Figuratively kids,
figuratively. Eeew!) Even if all they did was 'talk about his
grandchildren', isn't that a poorly disguised plea to go lightly on
Chelsea in the coming doom? She did use a pseudonym (Diane Reynolds) to
talk to Mom Secretary about foundation business, and her husband did
try (and failed spectacularly) to enrich himself on her failed Greece
bailout. So -- just connecting dots. So many dots.
.
.
.
.What is odd is why was the FBI there in the first place? They had absolutely no reason for being there unless Lynch brought them to shoo people away from the meeting she knew was going to happen and thought would be a secret. She doesn't travel with a full contingent of FBI Special Agents when she normally travels.

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (iONHu)

145 Putting a table in the pool is a good way to ruin expensive furniture.

Posted by: The One-armed Manatee at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (ZQXwG)

146


Where is Bitch McConnel and Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney in this

They chasing down microphones to offer their views

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (zOTsN)

147 I don't see that. The Assault Weapons ban cost them
the House, they won't do that again. Plus no matter what people think of
Ryan and the current RINO's in Congress, that ain't going to pass.


Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 03:56 PM (iONHu)
Will they do it all at once? No. But since TFG has shown that the pen is mightier than Congress, we can kiss the 2A goodbye when her term is up

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at July 01, 2016 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)

148 When Sonny Bunch trolls, he has a purple wig on:

@SonnyBunch

hot dog and ketchup sandwiches are the most american thing that exists

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2016 04:04 PM (p2X2f)

149
I conclude that Lynch told Bill, among other things, that Comey would move ahead without the interview if they didn't have it.

-------------------------

In that case, I wonder why Hillary wouldn't duck the interview. Just so she can appear cooperative and forthcoming?

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 04:04 PM (pC96u)

150 Josh Earnest says that Obama was "not at all involved" in decisions on Clinton email.

I think it is safe to say that Obama was probably deeply involved, AND you can keep your doctor.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 01, 2016 04:04 PM (4ng05)

151 I am, no lie, prouder of having a hand in creating SMOD than I am of my JD.Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair


Cool. You were adjudicated juvenile delinquent, too?

/jk only jd that comes to mind

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 01, 2016 04:04 PM (ZnIt3)

152 10 I don't get it. I really don't get why it is that people are so willing to go out on the limb for the Clintons.

Well, okay, I get it now that they have grifted their way into vast wealth. But in the 90's? I have never understood it.

Note that I've thought Bill Clinton is a repulsive piece of trash since he was governor so I really do not get the oh but Bill is so charming thingy.
Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at July 01, 2016 03:31 PM (mf5HN)



Bill Clinton with an R after his name instead of a D = Bob Packwood.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2016 04:04 PM (z/Ubi)

153 Excellent blending of imagery and onomatopoeia.

Two thoughts here...in the last week I have not used a single bit of that algebra I learned in high school, and my use of onomatopoeia has the sound of crickets.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2016 04:05 PM (r65B3)

154
Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:05 PM (kzN4Y)

155 OT: Austrian court overturns presidential election result

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zjfmdee

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2016 04:06 PM (vBeA5)

156 When Stalin died, people poured out into the streets
all over the Soviet Union crying hysterically from an intense sense of
loss.



Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (QHgTq)

I think that CYA may have been their motivation. "I wasn't cheering! I was heartbroken, comrade! So how 'bout releasing a good loyal Communist from the Lubyanka?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:06 PM (oKE6c)

157 Meating instead of meeting. Some people do go through a crossroad and do some meating but doubt that hound dog Bill would be skirt chasing with Lynch em'.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 04:06 PM (Yo9Lf)

158 Fix is in

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 01, 2016 04:07 PM (gmjUl)

159 Oh and Bill is looking terrible. I guess all of that liquor and viagra is catching up with him. He won't last another five years.

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 04:07 PM (iONHu)

160 Alex the Chick -

And we, for knowing you, are more proud than you can know.

Anyone can get a JD. But to create an idea with legs takes real genius.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:07 PM (xS/4u)

161

She agreed to be interviewed Fourth of July weekend

That's a win for her

It won't get covered

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:07 PM (zOTsN)

162 Cut it out with all the tinfoil hat conspiracy stuff.

Clinton merely wanted to meet with Lynch in order to discuss a possible Clinton Foundation grant to help her buy her some shoes that fit.

-
Or the possibility of some legosuction to reduce the diameter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:07 PM (Nwg0u)

163
By all the ads for Girlbusters in the last two weeks, you'd think the movie came out already.

Doesn't open for 2 more weeks! I'm already SICK of the stupid lame tv ads.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:07 PM (kzN4Y)

164 Odd that there were plenty of FBI agents around to shoo away reporters, but none thought to warn Lynch or Clinton that meeting was a baaaad idea.
-----------------

Political advice ain't their purview. According to the link, however, Lynch's staff was pissed.
Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 03:55 PM (pC96u)
-----------------------

But what were they doing there at all? And shooing away reporters? Sound like they were trying to keep the meeting under wraps. But it's unlikely they would do that unless 1) Lynch told them to, which is abuse of office or 2) They had the plane wired and were recording everything, with Lynch's blessing, which is her job.

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 01, 2016 04:08 PM (hOtJL)

165 Hillary's not innocent here. So either (1) the fix is in, or (2) she's getting charged. There are still a lot of Known Unknowns. But the ongoing drip drip drip doesn't fit well with #1.

My gut always said #2, including because of Obama's personality. He gets to royally fuck the Clintons -- who he hates -- and then handpick Biden as his sock puppet for a third term.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 04:08 PM (r1fLd)

166 So that dumb ass, c*ntzman, who got ptsd from shooting an AR, is now telling MLB to stop singing "God Bless America" because it offends everyone. Why is this jackass getting paid to write this utter shit???
http://goo.gl/tty5x4

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at July 01, 2016 04:08 PM (xVgrA)

167
Two people don't happen to be a some small airport at the same time, I'm thinking it was a purpose crossroad meating.


It wasn't a small airport,it was at the VIP section ofSky Harbor which is the largest International airport in AZ.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2016 04:08 PM (lKyWE)

168 What is odd is why was the FBI there in the first place? They had
absolutely no reason for being there unless Lynch brought them to shoo
people away from the meeting she knew was going to happen and thought
would be a secret. She doesn't travel with a full contingent of FBI
Special Agents when she normally travels.
---
FBI provides the AG security det...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2016 04:09 PM (7XWyA)

169 163
By all the ads for Girlbusters in the last two weeks, you'd think the movie came out already.

Doesn't open for 2 more weeks! I'm already SICK of the stupid lame tv ads.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:07 PM (kzN4Y)


On a similar note: Tarzan which opens now. Suckfest or Sleeper hit?

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2016 04:09 PM (z/Ubi)

170 Why is this jackass getting paid to write this utter shit???
http://goo.gl/tty5x4

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT


Because the NYT has advertisers to satisfy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2016 04:10 PM (p2X2f)

171 The old popcorn box trick?Posted by: Jay Guevara 


I know. Like for real the first three times that happened I made my boyfriend take the popcorn back.

Posted by: Hillary Supporter at July 01, 2016 04:10 PM (ZnIt3)

172 143----When Stalin died, people poured out into the streets all over the Soviet Union crying hysterically from an intense sense of loss. I expect that there will be something similar when Bill Clinton or Barack Obama die and all the media will be right in the middle of it reporting with tears streaming down their faces. It will be something like a combination of the death of Princess Dianna and JFK Jr.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM
-----------------------------------
Obama, definitely.

Clinton, not so much. People forget that "super-popular Bill" was not really so popular. He never got a majority of the national vote. And everybody knows he's sleazy.
The media will do their best, just as they would for any Dem, but it won't take off.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 01, 2016 04:10 PM (T/5A0)

173 Kuntzman is getting paid to write outrageous click bait in an effort to save an inferior and doomed paper

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:10 PM (zOTsN)

174 "How much does it cost to keep voting down party hacks?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:58 PM (oKE6c)"


When the media report it as intransigent Republicans refusing to do their job and let the government do the people's business and causing chaos at the Department of Justice so that the FBI cannot effectively protect your children from Muslim terrorists just out of spite and because Republicans hate black people and women?

It could cost a few elections and achieve nothing.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 01, 2016 04:10 PM (QHgTq)

175 Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:05 PM (kzN4Y)



Oh here we go.

Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

176 Holy crap, just saw that pic of Lynch on SmudgeRetort. No doubt about it, she'll cover of Hillary!, they shop at the same Cankles Outlet.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (GUBah)

177 of = for

Posted by: Country Singer at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (GUBah)

178 Doesn't open for 2 more weeks! I'm already SICK of the stupid lame tv ads.
---
thank you for yet another reason to NOT watch TV...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (7XWyA)

179
Kuntzman ain't no cocksman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (p4UlV)

180 Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2016 04:05 PM (r65B3)

I don't use algebra in the mathematical sense as much as I use it as a way to solve problems involving different pieces of information - determining which parts are to be solved first - and then on to the solution.

I'm having a hard time describing the process, but it is there.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (hLRSq)

181 Kuntzman writes for The NY Daily News

A dog shit paper

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (zOTsN)

182 Bernie's promise to nominate Bernard Madoff to be SecTreas.

-
Well, Bernie S. and Bernie M. have similar views regarding other peoples' money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:12 PM (Nwg0u)

183
I'm going to say Tarzan will be as bad as the King Kong 1976 and 2005 remakes.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:12 PM (kzN4Y)

184 I don't see that. The Assault Weapons ban cost them
the House, they won't do that again. Plus no matter what people think of
Ryan and the current RINO's in Congress, that ain't going to pass.


Posted by: The Great White Soctsman
****
So they will just kill it state by state when the SC is controlled by the far left courtesy of Hillary's pick.

You really

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 01, 2016 04:12 PM (gmjUl)

185 Why is this jackass getting paid to write this utter shit???



Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at July 01, 2016 04:08 PM (xVgrA)


It gets lots of outrage clicks.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 01, 2016 04:12 PM (GUBah)

186
The ads for the new Ben Hur have been running for, what, 2 weeks now?

It doesn't come out for another 6 weeks. Too bad Morgan Freeman was cast in it. Probably sucks with or without him, anyway.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:14 PM (kzN4Y)

187 Yeah I call bullshit. Some "security source" presumably from the FBI is feeding this garbage. I don't completely disagree that slimy Clinto maneuverd to get face time. But I doubt there is this degree of innocence from the AG.

Look no matter what they do now the FBI, the same FBI who reports to Lynch also, is going to look bad. That's especially true if they don't indict due to the pretty substantial body of case law which demands they should.
Mbut I think the fix was in all along and the FBI was not going to indict based on some nonsensical bullshit. But now it really looks bad for them. They were on the Tarmac with their boss and Clinton. Why demand no video, pictures or cell phones?
Because they were part of the meeting, that's why.

Frankly I wish all of them were brought up on corruption charges including the FBI. They've lost ever shred of credibility and become another tool of the leftists. Fuck them and their "security" patsy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 01, 2016 04:14 PM (Ogvp8)

188 Hot dogs aren't sammiches.

**readies longbow after cocking his 1911**

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:14 PM (xS/4u)

189 "In that case, I wonder why Hillary wouldn't duck the interview. Just so she can appear cooperative and forthcoming?"

She delayed as long as she could. She probably thought she could get past the convention. If she ducks any more, her lawyers lose the chance to see what Comey's crew has put together.

You see, the Clintons have bulled there way through so many scandals that they believe they'd never be called to account, even on this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 04:15 PM (r1fLd)

190 Anyone buying he did all this just to talk about golf and grandchildren?
============================

Me.

Posted by: Every Progressive voter in America at July 01, 2016 04:15 PM (/m8T6)

191 181 Kuntzman writes for The NY Daily News

A dog shit paper
Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:11 PM (zOTsN)


The Daily News is the NY Times for people who can't read.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 04:15 PM (p4UlV)

192 187 Yeah I call bullshit. Some "security source" presumably from the FBI is feeding this garbage. I don't completely disagree that slimy Clinto maneuverd to get face time. But I doubt there is this degree of innocence from the AG.

What You said... I think it was planned...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2016 04:15 PM (O2RFr)

193

For the one billionth time

The FBI does not indict. The DOJ does. The FBI investigates. Hence the "I"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

194
Hot dogs aren't sammiches.

O rly? I can PROVE a hot dog is a sandwich with mathematics:

Here's the Proof: M + b = S.



Meat + bread = Sammich.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:16 PM (kzN4Y)

195 The Daily News is the NY Times for people who can't read.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2016 04:15 PM (p4UlV)


It's the angry emo version of the New York Post.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:17 PM (hLRSq)

196 "Gash Kuntzman"? Is that really his name?

Middle school must have been rough.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2016 04:17 PM (/m8T6)

197 The FBI investigates. Hence the "I"

And the hand over the results of the investigation with a recommendation to charge, or not to charge...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2016 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

198
If she ducks any more, her lawyers lose the chance to see what Comey's crew has put together.
--------------------

Ahhh.

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 04:17 PM (pC96u)

199 OT good news from Tennessee -- Starting today, businesses that post No Guns Allowed signs are liable for CCP patrons that are harmed as a result of the business barring their carrying on their premises. Even if they are harmed going to and from their vehicle to fetch their firearm.

http://tinyurl.com/hp4ghco

(Breitbart)

I like this. I wonder if places like Target will rethink their stance now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (gyKtp)

200 What You said... I think it was planned...
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never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (7XWyA)

201 For the one billionth time



The FBI does not indict. The DOJ does. The FBI investigates. Hence the "I"

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:16 PM (zOTsN)

Forget it, TB - it's the HQ.
A lot of people ranted about Issa's merely holding hearings, and not prosecuting anyone or getting anyone fired, as though he were Imperator Mundi, never realizing that holding hearings is the ONLY power he had. And he lost that for doing it too vigorously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (oKE6c)

202 It's times like these when one hopes someone - an FBI Agent, a Secret Service Agent - would come forward and expose/wreck things for Hillary for the good of the country. I agree with others here, Biden - clown that he is - would not be as bad as Hillary as POTUS.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (m40v5)

203 I like this. I wonder if places like Target will rethink their stance now.


Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (gyKtp)

I expect their stance will stay wide. Target is based in MN, home of the Scandi retards (the ones who haven't already moved to CA).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:19 PM (oKE6c)

204
By all the ads for Girlbusters in the last two weeks, you'd think the movie came out already. Doesn't open for 2 more weeks! I'm already SICK of the stupid lame tv ads.
Posted by: Mister Magoo



The movie novelization has leaked. Group hug at the end, and this:

"It was a bonding moment, sweet and real. Their relationships had been tested in the crucible of an interdimensional apocalypse, and they had come out best friends forever."

And something about being not just "Ghostbusters", but "Ghostsisters".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:19 PM (kdS6q)

205 The National Hot Dog Council says a hot dog is NOT a sandwich


http://tinyurl.com/n9ff4ad



But Marriam-Webster disagrees


http://tinyurl.com/hemk6mu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2016 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

206 If I got to interview HRC.

Mrs Clinton, do you have written authorization to disseminate or possess this TS/TK material from the POTUS or the designated IC custodians.

(repeat dozens of times)

That is all, please stand and place you hands behind your back.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2016 04:20 PM (Doh4+)

207 O rly? I can PROVE a hot dog is a sandwich with mathematics:



Here's the Proof: M + b = S.




Meat + bread = Sammich.
---
math fail: hot dogs go on buns or sticks, not bread.

#Duh

Posted by: ProProfessor Einstien at July 01, 2016 04:20 PM (7XWyA)

208 Magoo is a heathen and a reprobate.

By your reasoning, any assemblage of bread and meat constitutes a sammich, which is absurd, because there's no 'Ron in good standing who would accept a hot dog as post-coital nourishment.

QED

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (xS/4u)

209
It really does bend to the left.
Posted by: Loretta Lynch


Your left or his left?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (IqV8l)

210 "It was a bonding moment, sweet and real. Their
relationships had been tested in the crucible of an interdimensional
apocalypse, and they had come out best friends forever."

And something about being not just "Ghostbusters", but "Ghostsisters".


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:19 PM (kdS6q)

"Ghostsisters?" Are you sure it wasn't "Ghostscissors?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (oKE6c)

211 It's times like these when one hopes someone - an FBI Agent, a Secret Service Agent - would come forward and expose/wreck things for Hillary for the good of the country. I agree with others here, Biden - clown that he is - would not be as bad as Hillary as POTUS.
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (m40v5)



------------------------

Don't kid yourself. He's just as vicious and hates this country the way it was founded as much as Fredo and Cankles do.

Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (Fmupd)

212
If it's not a sandwich, what is it?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (kzN4Y)

213 Corn dog

Sandwich?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (zOTsN)

214 the Attorney General was caught completely off-guard by the meeting

What a joke.

The "Aww shucks-good old boy" demeanor of Bill Clinton hides a nasty, controlling, money and power hungry personality who has a sexual addiction and who repeatedly harasses women who won't accept his advances. Both Clintons try to destroy anyone who gets in their way. So, he's not coming onto her. He's just strong arming her. or bribing her..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (frf5f)

215
What is odd is why was the FBI there in the first place? They had absolutely no reason for being there unless Lynch brought them to shoo people away from the meeting she knew was going to happen and thought would be a secret. She doesn't travel with a full contingent of FBI Special Agents when she normally travels.
Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 04:03 PM (iONHu)
----------------------

Another question I hadn't thought of.

Yeah, WHY?

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (pC96u)

216 math fail: hot dogs go on buns or sticks, not bread.

#Duh

Posted by: ProProfessor Einstien


The ingredients of a bun and bread differ how?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2016 04:22 PM (p2X2f)

217

Beef Wellington.

Sandwich?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:22 PM (zOTsN)

218

Chicken pot pie

Sandwich?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:22 PM (zOTsN)

219 Beef Wellington.

Sandwich?

Yummy...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2016 04:22 PM (O2RFr)

220
"It was a bonding moment, sweet and real. Their relationships had been tested in the crucible of an interdimensional apocalypse, and they had come out best friends forever."

So it's a "coming of age" movie??

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (kzN4Y)

221 Happy Indepependence Day, Horde!

Posted by: fluffy at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (eiFlk)

222 The National Hot Dog Council says a hot dog is NOT a sandwich

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Radical special interest group.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (Nwg0u)

223 The old popcorn box trick?///

Popcorn box music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2B1rzv8MVo

Starz Cool One Popcorn box reference at about 50sec

Posted by: Willy J. at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (wfv0g)

224 Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (zOTsN)
A corn dog isn't a sandwich, definitely not.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (egOGm)

225 I'm going to say Tarzan will be as bad as the King Kong 1976 and 2005 remakes.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:12 PM (kzN4Y)

You take that back! Jessica Lange was magnificent in King Kong. Parts of her, at least.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (kKHcp)

226
Chicken pot pie

Sandwich?


Of course not!

As Rachel Jenteel would say: That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (kzN4Y)

227
I agree with others here, Biden - clown that he is - would not be as bad as Hillary as POTUS.
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (m40v5)


------------------------

Don't kid yourself. He's just as vicious and hates this country the way it was founded as much as Fredo and Cankles do.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (Fmupd)
--------------------

I third this. People are totally falling for the MSM-crafted notion that Uncle Joe is well-meaning if bumbling. A sincere old servant whom we could trust to apply a steadying hand to the ship of state.

It is sickening that a moron would fall for this Potemkin character.

Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (pC96u)

228 If the FBI presents a great case and recommends an indictment, but Loretta Umbridge just laughs in their faces, Comey can go public with his unhappiness. If I were him, I'd stay in office and give a daily news conference where I dribbled out the bad news, one story at a time. Focus on anti-terror missions compromised, spies outed, and Top Secret internal administration discussions revealed.

He can also resign. I'd hope he doesn't do that, because after the initial "Saturday Night Massacre" stories he'd just end up spending the next thirty days being interviewed on Fox and the MSM will totally ignore him.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2016 04:24 PM (/m8T6)

229
math fail: hot dogs go on buns or sticks, not bread.#DuhPosted by: ProProfessor Einstien


Fail,sub sandwich

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2016 04:24 PM (lKyWE)

230

Chicken and dumplings

Sandwich?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:24 PM (zOTsN)

231 The question isn't why were there FBIguys there - they are the AGs security team, or why didn't they want photos - SOP for VIP aircraft; the question is: How did BillyJeff get her travel schedule, that's closely held information.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2016 04:24 PM (Doh4+)

232 Now I want to go to hot dog on a stick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 01, 2016 04:24 PM (egOGm)

233 I like this Tennessee law! Abbott should see about getting us one like that in Texas.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (xVgrA)

234 She's been promised a lick at hummmaaaahh.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (zLDYs)

235
Holtzmann stood, raised a drink, and said, "I'd like to make a toast."

"When I first met Abby," she began, "I was so happy to finally have my first real friend. And now with all of you, I have my first real family." Her eyes gleamed. "I truly love you guys."

She sat down. Erin could see that the others were as startled by Holtz's lack of teasing as she was.

"Damn, that was like a real thing," Patty said.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (kdS6q)

236 Beef Wellington.

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I prefer Napoleon Brandy. Waterloo came out wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (Nwg0u)

237 These crooks are just rubbing our faces in their corruption now.

Almost like they're daring us to try and do something about it.

They should be careful what they wish for.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (NnYnv)

238 Beef dip is a sandwich.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (egOGm)

239

Meat plus bread is therefore not necessarily sandwich

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (zOTsN)

240 216
math fail: hot dogs go on buns or sticks, not bread.

#Duh

Posted by: ProProfessor Einstien

The ingredients of a bun and bread differ how?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2016 04:22 PM (p2X2f)
Growing up, it went on bread. HD rolls were a luxury.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (jxbfJ)

241 I also think all of this uncertainty explains why I have only seen exactly one Hillary sign in my very liberal Los Angeles neighborhood. Even liberals know how embarrassing it would be to come out for Hillary and then - Bam! - she gets indicted. BTW, this area went for Hillary over Bernie in the primary overwhelmingly.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (m40v5)

242
Now I want to go to hot dog on a stick.

This is a place?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (kzN4Y)

243 They obviously think we're complete idiots.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 03:38 PM (oKE6c)

They are 52% correct, you know.

Posted by: Blano at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (ZLhbJ)

244 228
If the FBI presents a great case and recommends an indictment, but
Loretta Umbridge just laughs in their faces, Comey can go public with
his unhappiness. If I were him, I'd stay in office and give a daily
news conference where I dribbled out the bad news, one story at a time.
Focus on anti-terror missions compromised, spies outed, and Top Secret
internal administration discussions revealed.



He can also resign. I'd hope he doesn't do that, because after the
initial "Saturday Night Massacre" stories he'd just end up spending the
next thirty days being interviewed on Fox and the MSM will totally
ignore him.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2016 04:24 PM (/m8T6)
If he talks to much, he could end up getting Vince Fostered

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (jxbfJ)

245 And what will the Bernie supporters say if the man with the second most delegates is ignored in favor of Parachutin' in Biden?

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (m40v5)

246 Magoo -

It's a hot dog. Altogether different. A sausage (generally of inferior meat by-products) in a bun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (BZW/n)

247 never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (7XWyA)

Which is what the evil say to deflect from their evilness

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (kKHcp)

248 243
They are 52% correct, you know.

Posted by: Blano at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (ZLhbJ)
True that. Our country is truly screwed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (jxbfJ)

249 Face it everyone. We all know the Clinton's will get away with everything. I can hope she will be held responsible for her actions but I highly doubt it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 01, 2016 04:27 PM (egOGm)

250 A hot dog is a sandwich to me... I usually just put it on bread...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2016 04:27 PM (O2RFr)

251 The National Hot Dog Council says a hot dog is NOT a sandwich

BS, if I can ask a women to make one for me, its a sandwich. A corndog, eg., requires a trip to the fair and a Karny who is a RSO to make one.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2016 04:27 PM (Doh4+)

252 I agree with others here, Biden - clown that he is - would not be as bad as Hillary as POTUS.

-
Cancer is not as bad as AIDS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:27 PM (Nwg0u)

253 231 How did BillyJeff get her travel schedule, that's closely held information.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2016 04:24 PM (Doh4+)
===========================

Exactly.

This meeting was prearranged.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2016 04:27 PM (/m8T6)

254 Exactly.

This meeting was prearranged.

That's what I think too...

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2016 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

255 If he talks to much, he could end up getting Vince Fostered

I'm thinking he would be a tougher out.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2016 04:28 PM (Doh4+)

256 Beef Wellington is a movie star. Brother of Dash Riprock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2016 04:28 PM (IqV8l)

257 249
Face it everyone. We all know the Clinton's will get away with
everything. I can hope she will be held responsible for her actions but I
highly doubt it.



Posted by: CaliGirl at July 01, 2016 04:27 PM (egOGm)

I got this.

Posted by: God at July 01, 2016 04:28 PM (jxbfJ)

258 Bill and Hillary when spoken together should be Grift and Graft.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 01, 2016 04:28 PM (Mdmyk)

259 Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (kzN4Y)
Yes, they have corn dogs, and fresh lemonade. Best corn dogs ever. The girls wear the Marie harf outfit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 01, 2016 04:28 PM (egOGm)

260 Hey,let's let more of these fine people into our country.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/237667/

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2016 04:29 PM (B48dK)

261 Has anyone seen Hillary recently?

Posted by: donna at July 01, 2016 04:29 PM (O2RFr)

262
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you, is an Eggmcmuffin a 'sandwich?'

Of course it is. Why? Because it the delicious items such as eggs, cheese, and ham are "packaged" in a bread container made expressly for one to handle without utensils. Therefore, a hot dog is a sandwich.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:29 PM (kzN4Y)

263 Holtzmann stood, raised a drink, and said, "I'd like to make a toast."
"When I first met Abby," she began, "I was so happy to finally have my first real friend. And now with all of you, I have my first real family." Her eyes gleamed. "I truly love you guys."

She sat down. Erin could see that the others were as startled by Holtz's lack of teasing as she was.

"Damn, that was like a real thing," Patty said.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (kdS6q)



And ... there goes lunch.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:29 PM (oKE6c)

264 "The FBI does not indict. The DOJ does. The FBI investigates. Hence the "I""

If the fix was in, Lynch could always chose not to indict, but if the FBI had built a strong case there was a high risk that it would leak, damaging Hillary and tarnishing Obama. It would have been better to frustrate the investigation from the beginning. That's not what happened.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 04:29 PM (r1fLd)

265 >>It really does bend to the left.
Posted by: Loretta Lynch

Shoots around corners. Sorry about that mess in your ear.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 01, 2016 04:29 PM (c7vUv)

266 This meeting was prearranged.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2016 04:27 PM (/m8T6)

Yes. Obviously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:30 PM (oKE6c)

267 I agree with others here, Biden - clown that he is - would not be as bad as Hillary as POTUS.
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (m40v5)


------------------------

Don't kid yourself. He's just as vicious and hates this country the way it was founded as much as Fredo and Cankles do.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2016 04:21 PM (Fmupd)
--------------------

I third this. People are totally falling for the MSM-crafted notion that Uncle Joe is well-meaning if bumbling. A sincere old servant whom we could trust to apply a steadying hand to the ship of state.

It is sickening that a moron would fall for this Potemkin character.
Posted by: iforgot at July 01, 2016 04:23 PM (pC96u)

I said "not as bad" - geez - it's not like I would be out there waving pom poms for him.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:30 PM (m40v5)

268
Cancer is not as bad as AIDS.


Actually its worse,they can treat AIDS now with drug cocktails and you can pretty much live a normal life

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

269 265
>>It really does bend to the left.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch



Shoots around corners. Sorry about that mess in your ear.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 01, 2016 04:29 PM (c7vUv)
Shoulda seen that trick shot I did when I hit that blue dress!

Posted by: Bill Clinton's wandering phallus at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (jxbfJ)

270 These people have the Jedi mind trick down pretty good.
Those are not the emails your looking for.
This meeting was only about grandchildren

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (Yo9Lf)

271 https://youtu.be/sdx_R8jenSE

What the SJWs are going to do next.
Planned violence to protest to white nationalists. june 26 in sacramento. 6 stabbed. Many more beaten with sticks.

Posted by: Literalness at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (DjLh9)

272 The ingredients of a bun and bread differ how?

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The only difference between Kate Upton and Lena Dunham is shape and yet they are different.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (Nwg0u)

273 You have to accept what the meaning of accept is!

Posted by: H Dumpty at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (wYnyS)

274 Donna, i weep for you. A hot dog on a slice of bread is sorrowful to contemplate.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:32 PM (BZW/n)

275 272
The ingredients of a bun and bread differ how?



-

The only difference between Kate Upton and Lena Dunham is shape and yet they are different.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (Nwg0u)
In both examples it is the yeast?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at July 01, 2016 04:32 PM (jxbfJ)

276 I'm in the "Obama set them up camp."

If true, I can't wait to see them campaigning together this Tuesday. Picture Obama scratching his face with his middle finger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 04:33 PM (r1fLd)

277 Dirty Harry addresses the issue of hotdogs with ketchup definitively --

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

My lawn? Off of it you get.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2016 04:33 PM (gyKtp)

278 Growing up, it went on bread. HD rolls were a luxury.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (jxbfJ)
=====
We used to slice hot dogs lengthwise to fit on bread or wrap the bread around the hot dog.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 01, 2016 04:33 PM (MIKMs)

279 Some yammering has suggested the ole Billy did this on purpose, to torpedo his lovely wife. In the Clinton bizarro world,this would not surprise me. He may not want to be First Husband and have his power diminished.

It was probably baked in the cake prior to his plane invasion...but optics are even poorer due to the event. Very glad the Arizona reporter recorded the meeting.

Here's hoping the FBI does their job. Anyone who can read, and I realize this skill is low among low information voters, can read her emails themselves (from Sid or otherwise) and see she did email confidential information.

Will Russia release their email bombs soon?

Imagine having a president with this much potential blackmailing over them? As well as giving national security to the enemy all tied with a bow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 01, 2016 04:33 PM (jRWGg)

280 I expect Lynch to take the FBI report to a DC area grand jury; and get a complete walk for Hilary. If she could indict a ham sandwich, she can get a no bill on a slam-dunk.

Then the FBI will leak the report.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2016 04:33 PM (Doh4+)

281 271 https://youtu.be/sdx_R8jenSE
What the SJWs are going to do next.
Planned violence to protest to white nationalists. june 26 in sacramento. 6 stabbed. Many more beaten with sticks.
Posted by: Literalness at July 01, 2016 04:31 PM (DjLh9)



They may find they've bitten off more than they can chew. Ask the KPD ca. 1930 about that one.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:33 PM (oKE6c)

282 A hot dog is a sandwich. Big deal if it comes on a long bun. A bun is still bread, the same way an Italian roll, or a bagel is bread. If I slap lunch meat on a bagel, it's a sandwich.
Bread+Meat= sandwich.

UNLESS, the argument is over whether or not a "hot dog" is actually MEAT.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2016 04:33 PM (XZcuX)

283 "The only difference between Kate Upton and Lena Dunham is shape and yet they are different."

The Cathedral of Chartes is just another pile of bricks.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 01, 2016 04:34 PM (r1fLd)

284
Well, anyway, it's Independence Day weekend starting now. Also known as The Fourth.

How many Hot Dogs will you eat this weekend? Did you buy them already? What kind did you buy?

Do you prefer Top Sliced buns or Side Sliced buns like the Jews eat?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:34 PM (kzN4Y)

285 Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:25 PM (m40v5)

Hillary has all of the charisma of a brick to the face. Nothing inspirational about her, nothing to get someone invested emotionally in her to the point of putting out a yard sign.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:34 PM (hLRSq)

286 Nothing is going to happen to Hellary.

There she is, the probable next president of the United States.

If the GOP wanted to they could have may hay with her corruption, but instead many party elders are signalling a preference for her over their own party's presumptive nominee.

Comey is already telegraphing how angry he will be if no indictment is forthcoming, just to save a little credibility for his agency.

The campaign ads have begun, the money is rolling in, the people (30%) are emotionally invested in her, Wall Street is banking on her....

Nothing happens. Some underling gets tossed under the bus, but not while its rolling, and everybody moves on.

As usual, the only X factor is Trump and how he works his campaign during this Kabuki show.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2016 04:35 PM (kKHcp)

287 #126
The sad thing is there could be video of Slick Willie giving her a suitcase full of cash and saying this is back off of the Beast and half of this country wouldn't care--

But that is the problem from reading upthread. Half of the country wouldn't even understand the implications.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at July 01, 2016 04:35 PM (iRHb1)

288 A hot dog without either a big load of sauerkraut or smothered in a bowl of chile is a sin, so don't think about it or you could wind up in eternal damnation

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 04:35 PM (Yo9Lf)

289 Dolores Umbridge Lynch met with the President in a secret meeting last week, and presumably updated him on the investigation. My guess is she did the same for the Clintons in this meeting.

She doesn't work for us, she works for them.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2016 04:36 PM (/m8T6)

290
Isn't it weird how a hot dog on a piece of Wonder Bread (because you don't have real hot dog buns) just doesn't taste as good?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:36 PM (kzN4Y)

291 "279 Imagine having a president with this much potential blackmailing over them?"

I can imagine a chief justice on the Supreme Court the same way.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 01, 2016 04:36 PM (AroJD)

292 Pigs in blankets

Mini sandwich?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:37 PM (zOTsN)

293 I still don't know if this is about the nat sce investigation or the public corruption one; our press clowns are useless.

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2016 04:37 PM (Doh4+)

294 As morning guy pointed out How does the Attorney General get a private plane?

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 04:37 PM (Yo9Lf)

295 never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 01, 2016 04:18 PM (7XWyA)

Which is what the evil say to deflect from their evilness

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2016 04:26 PM (kKHcp)


I've always felt the correct phrasing was

"Never permit stupidity to be used as an excuse when malevolence provides a more reasonable explanation!"

Posted by: H Dumpty at July 01, 2016 04:37 PM (wYnyS)

296 Next Tuesday would be a good time for one of the foreign intelligence services to "leak" a few of Hitlery's emails.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2016 04:37 PM (YEelc)

297 281 271 https://youtu.be/sdx_R8jenSE

They may find they've bitten off more than they can chew. Ask the KPD ca. 1930 about that one.

>>I wouldn't be so sure, there isn't much police can do against these style of attack protests. Watch the whole video. Including the discussion after the interview.

Posted by: Literalness at July 01, 2016 04:37 PM (DjLh9)

298
"This is reckless, Jillian," Dr. Gorin admonished her protegee. "You're breeding fissile plutonium with insufficient criticality moderation. All someone has to do is sneeze too hard and everyone in this building is disintegrated. Do you know how powerful that is?"

Holtzmann shuffled her feet. "I was bad."

Dr. Gorin thwacked off her gloves, put them on the counter, and stared at Holtzmann. "And I've never been more proud of you," she said warmly, gathering Holtzmann up in a hug. "Now let's make this more powerful, shall we?"

"Yeah." Holtzmann was totally in.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (kdS6q)

299 "The campaign ads have begun, the money is rolling in, the people (30%) are emotionally invested in her, Wall Street is banking on her...."

Financially invested, yes indeedy; emotionally invested? That would be a very small group of middle aged and older feminists. I don't see her stirring any excitement anywhere.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (hLRSq)

300 A lot of people being brainwashed by the big Hotdog industrial complex.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (6Ll1u)

301 I bet President Trump's AG indicts her.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (4e+hS)

302 If the GOP wanted to they could have may hay with her corruption, but
instead many party elders are signalling a preference for her over their
own party's presumptive nominee.



Comey is already telegraphing how angry he will be if no indictment
is forthcoming, just to save a little credibility for his agency.



I don't understand the former. At all. OK, Trump's not their boy. I get it. But Hillary is??

As for the FBI, I don't expect resignations; that's asking a lot. But a steady dribble of leaks would do the job nicely, and not necessitate anyone falling on his sword.

It's not like Federal bureaucracies don't leak shit for political impact. They could just pretend Hillary's a Republican, if that helps.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (oKE6c)

303 I like hotdogs on a folded slice of white bread.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (MNgU2)

304 Ladies, gentlemen, and hermaphrodites of the jury:

You've heard my esteemed colleague, Magoo, spouting his nonsensical theory that bread plus tasty stuff makes a sammich, and, like you, I laughed into my sleeve to hear it.

We all know that a hot dog is not a sammich. Who among you would say, 'I'd like a hot dog sammich?' None, save reprobates, perverts, and the degenerate trash who threaten our way of life as they abuse our language.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:39 PM (BZW/n)

305 Posted by: jazzuscounty at July 01, 2016 04:35 PM (iRHb1)
Half the country didn't care in the 90's either.
Everyone lies about sex.
Whitewater, Madison guarantee, travel office and billy dale, billing records showing up in the residence, etc. perjury.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 01, 2016 04:39 PM (egOGm)

306 Written many times you will never ever get a peep of Hillary's emails from any foreign goverment, they will be the best blackmail card ever made.

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 04:39 PM (Yo9Lf)

307 Ladies, gentlemen, and hermaphrodites of the jury:

You've heard my esteemed colleague, Magoo, spouting his nonsensical theory that bread plus tasty stuff makes a sammich, and, like you, I laughed into my sleeve to hear it.

We all know that a hot dog is not a sammich. Who among you would say, 'I'd like a hot dog sammich?' None, save reprobates, perverts, and the degenerate trash who threaten our way of life even as they abuse our language.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:39 PM (BZW/n)

308 303 Redneck hotdog bun.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2016 04:39 PM (B48dK)

309 "This is reckless, Jillian," Dr. Gorin admonished her protegee. "You're
breeding fissile plutonium with insufficient criticality moderation. All
someone has to do is sneeze too hard and everyone in this building is
disintegrated. Do you know how powerful that is?"

Holtzmann shuffled her feet. "I was bad."



How many female physicists are there, on, say, this planet?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:40 PM (oKE6c)

310 UNLESS, the argument is over whether or not a "hot dog" is actually MEAT.///

If meat is the difference why does bologna get sandwich status.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 01, 2016 04:40 PM (wfv0g)

311
I like hotdogs on a folded slice of white bread.

Yeah, but the problem here is the Ketchup! It immediately saturates the sliced bread and ruins the hot dog sammich.

It just can't handle the ketchup.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:40 PM (kzN4Y)

312 I said "not as bad" - geez - it's not like I would be out there waving pom poms for him.
Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 01, 2016 04:30 PM (m40v5)


------------


You still don't get it. Read what we wrote again. He would be "as bad" as the Hildebeast and Choomboy.

Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2016 04:40 PM (Fmupd)

313 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (kdS6q)


Where are you getting this shit from? It's nauseating.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:41 PM (oKE6c)

314
I like hotdogs on a folded slice of white bread.


No,just no

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2016 04:41 PM (lKyWE)

315 I never heard that using hotdog buns sliced on the side was a joo thing before. The things you learn around this place.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at July 01, 2016 04:41 PM (xVgrA)

316 nood SJW

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2016 04:41 PM (1ZOkK)

317 We all know that a hot dog is not a sammich. Who among you would say,
'I'd like a hot dog sammich?' None, save reprobates, perverts, and the
degenerate trash who threaten our way of life
as they abuse our
language.


Why are you dragging me into this?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2016 04:41 PM (YEelc)

318 Time to strip Bill and Hillary of secret service protection.

Posted by: Tradd at July 01, 2016 04:41 PM (GSJcT)

319
It's isnt a Jew thing. I just made it up.

Jews don't eat hot dogs, as far as I know.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at July 01, 2016 04:42 PM (kzN4Y)

320 As morning guy pointed out How does the Attorney General get a private plane?

Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2016 04:37 PM (Yo9Lf)


It would likely be a US government owned aircraft used by VIP's such as department heads.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:42 PM (hLRSq)

321 This couldn't have got any meaner
A raging debate about wieners
But you must understand, which
What makes it a sandwich
Is bread with some meat in between 'er

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 01, 2016 04:43 PM (NeFrd)

322 Ahhem


Hebrew National Hotdogs

They answer to a higher authority

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2016 04:43 PM (zOTsN)

323 Comey is already telegraphing how angry he will be if no indictment is forthcoming, just to save a little credibility for his agency.

...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2016 04:35 PM (kKHcp)


The same agency that told people at a public airport not to take photographs???
The same agency that told Florida officials to ignore state law and refuse to release public information considered to be in the public domain??
The same agency that told Florida officials to report the source of all requests for public information related to the Orlando shooting??

That agency has a bit of a credibility problem with me right now!

Posted by: H Dumpty at July 01, 2016 04:43 PM (wYnyS)

324 302---I get what you are saying that the GOPer's don't "like" Hillary. But if she is president they are still in a comfort zone in that they can raise money from us rubes by gong against her. Their world doesn't turn upside down if she's president.It's like George Will. Everybody thinks he likes Hillary. He doesn't. But if she is elected, he gets to keep his cushy job pontificating against whatever she tries to do. He loses a lot if she's not president.

That's why I still respect Rush even though he's not what he used to be. He should WANT Hillary to win. Then he has his show prep for the next 4 or 8 years. And more ad revenue.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2016 04:44 PM (XZcuX)

325
Where are you getting this shit from? It's nauseating.
Posted by: Jay Guevara


The movie novelization.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:44 PM (kdS6q)

326 This July 4th, as you crawl through a traffic jam on both legs of your journey and fight for parking at your destination, and limit your lawn watering due to depletion of the reservoirs, and fight through lines at the supermarket, please remind yourself that this country needs millions more immigrants yearly to sustain our treasured way of life!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 01, 2016 04:44 PM (k8tEg)

327 "So tell me, Loretta, how's business?"

"You know I find this distasteful, Bill, but I guess I did owe you the favor..."

"Damn straight. You'd be wasting away in some ambulance-chaser firm now if I hadn't put your career where it is. Now tell me, how's our little project going?"

"Sigh...your wife's as good as got. We're doing the public song and dance number to appease the faithful, but we'll drop the boom on her just in time for the convention."

"Awesome! That'll absolutely kill her...her spirit of course. I would never imply I was trying to push her condition over the edge after all."

"...of course you wouldn't, Bill."

"The thought of finally having that harridan off my back fills me with such delight...thanks a ton, Loretta, you've been more than helpful..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 01, 2016 04:44 PM (9krrF)

328 308 303 Redneck hotdog bun.
Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2016 04:39 PM (B48dK)

Well there's the answer right there why I like it. What's weird is I started to like PB&J on hotdog buns when I was a kid when it was the only bread left after a picnic or Cook out.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 01, 2016 04:45 PM (MNgU2)

329 304----Who among you would say, 'I'd like a hot dog sammich?' None, save reprobates, perverts, and the degenerate trash who threaten our way of life as they abuse our language.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 01, 2016 04:39 PM
----------------------------------
Who among you would say, "I'd like a BLT sandwich?"
And yet is it not a sandwich?
If you prick it, doth it not have bread?
If you bite it, doth it not have meat?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 01, 2016 04:45 PM (T/5A0)

330 NEVER FORGET: Bill Clinton can always be relied upon to be on one side and one only:

His own.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 01, 2016 04:45 PM (9krrF)

331 I don't see her stirring any excitement anywhere.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at July 01, 2016 04:38 PM (hLRSq)

The excitement would be if a nominee were yanked from contention during a campaign by indictment, especially when the media portray it as a political dirty trick.

They'd be emotionally invested enough to raise a ruckus.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2016 04:45 PM (kKHcp)

332 I believe everything they say. Obama. The Clintons. Lynch. All of 'em.
Anybody that thinks everything they do isn't above board is nuts. You're all just craazzzzy.

BWAHAHAHAHA

Hey, is that Kaboom? Gimme summa dat.

Posted by: Hank at July 01, 2016 04:46 PM (bmbnN)

333 Integrated Militia Direct Action AKA Intersectional-Feminism Mob Physical Assault.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdx_R8jenSE

Posted by: Literalness at July 01, 2016 04:46 PM (DjLh9)

334 294 >> As morning guy pointed out How does the Attorney General get a private plane?

The DOJ has a fleet of Gulfstream IVs and the AG has first dibs on them when she wants one. Holder got criticized for using one to haul his family around in, but as usual nothing ever came of it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2016 04:47 PM (gyKtp)

335 That's why I still respect Rush even though he's not
what he used to be. He should WANT Hillary to win. Then he has his show
prep for the next 4 or 8 years. And more ad revenue.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2016 04:44 PM (XZcuX)

They said Rush wouldn't have much to talk about when Bush was elected, I don't think he missed a beat.

Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2016 04:47 PM (HQP2c)

336 The movie novelization.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:44 PM (kdS6q)

Is the movie as dykey as this novelization? Box office gold. The movie parking lots will be full of Subarus.

Posted by: Juanita Broderick at July 01, 2016 04:47 PM (oKE6c)

337 Will Russia release their email bombs soon?

Imagine having a president with this much potential blackmailing over them? As well as giving national security to the enemy all tied with a bow.
_______________________

That's the thing, isn't it. Hillary was so worried about gov't watchdog groups using FOIA requests to get her SOS e-mails that she set up her own server. But her server was so insecure that everybody and his dimwitted brother was able to hack into it.

So now the Chinese, Russians, and everybody except the U.S. public have copies of the e-mails showing how Hillary was passing inside information to her husband and son-in-law and Sid Blumenthal and who knows who else, while large cash "donations" from the people benefitting from that inside information were simultaneously showing up in the Clinton Crime Family Foundation coffers.

How many minutes after Hillary takes the presidential oath will the first blackmail demand be delivered to the White House?

This is insane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2016 04:47 PM (NnYnv)

338 Sock off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:48 PM (oKE6c)

339 The movie novelization.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2016 04:44 PM (kdS6q)

Where is it available? I could use a good rage stroke.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 01, 2016 04:48 PM (oKE6c)

340 I don't think I have ever seen Lynch from the waist down, of which I have been grateful.

Her sausage legs tell me congestive heart failure and/or kidney function impairment. Maybe she is slowly being poisoned and Bill gave her his home made lemonaid (that he gives Hilz). Her legs are way beyond cankles.

In the Aspen interview her jacket was beyond closing unless someone put her in a whale-bone corset and Gorilla glued it shut, after applying duct tape to various lumps. She looks puffy on all extremities, and not fat puffy.

Either Bill forced his way onto the plane or she was a willing *cough* participant and they hoped no one would know. Guess they should have met at Area 51.

Talking grandchildren my fat arse. Loretta does not have grandchildren, at least by her only marriage of 2007.

Also, she was appointed to NY US Attorney by the one and only Peyronie's Clinton in 1999.

I read a great punishment for the Clintons: put 'em both in same cell for the rest of their lives. ha.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 01, 2016 04:57 PM (jRWGg)

341 I like how the anonymous security guy quoted in the Observer article denies allegations that Lynch accommodated Bill Clinton's request to meet.

Uh, dude . . . or dudette . . . Lynch has already admitted (because she had to) that she met with Clinton for 30 minutes.

So obviously she accommodated his request.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2016 05:12 PM (NnYnv)

342 >>>>What is odd is why was the FBI there in the first place? They had

absolutely no reason for being there unless Lynch brought them to shoo

people away from the meeting she knew was going to happen and thought

would be a secret. She doesn't travel with a full contingent of FBI

Special Agents when she normally travels.
---
FBI provides the AG security det...
.
.
.
.According to their website, the US Marshall's provide her security.

Posted by: The Great White Soctsman at July 01, 2016 05:15 PM (iONHu)

343 How many secret meetings have Clinton and Lynch had?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 01, 2016 06:05 PM (P/kVC)

344
Hebrew National Hotdogs They answer to a higher authority


The Hero Sandwich?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2016 06:08 PM (lKyWE)

345 What was Bill Clinton doing in Phoenix? The first story was that he was here to play golf, but it was 109 degrees here on Monday, so that story seems . . . implausible . . . to say the least.

So did Clinton fly to Phoenix for the sole purpose of trying to intercept Lynch on the tarmac? If so, that seems pretty desperate on his part.

It will be interesting to see if anybody is able to ferret out any further information about this curious meeting in the coming days.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2016 06:11 PM (NnYnv)

346 It will be interesting to see if anybody is able to
ferret out any further information about this curious meeting in the
coming days.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2016 06:11 PM (NnYnv)

How many meetings did they have that were not exposed

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 01, 2016 06:36 PM (P/kVC)

347 The corruption of our institutions by democrat party members is patently obvious. Hillary will NEVER be indicted. I wonder if this is what Soviet citizens witnessed during the cold war? Patent corruption and no ability to do anything about it. Thank you Republicans for your cooperation with your collegiate comrades, the Democrat party.

Posted by: Locke Common at July 01, 2016 07:07 PM (Xvwg6)

348 Now Showing: "Cankles II: Bill Likes 'em Thick."

Posted by: Crabz at July 01, 2016 07:22 PM (g9d8D)

349 Just like those car dealer ads that say they'll accept all offers.

Posted by: mikey at July 01, 2016 07:49 PM (k7AJt)

350 I drive for a living in Scottsdale/Phoenix metro area and pass most of the posh golf courses. The tees were empty on Wednesday as temps stayed around 110 and humid (a rarity) after several days of brief rain.

In a related bit of coincidence, accuweather has dropped its reported temperature on that day to 106 - this despite stories of climate change hype on Wednesday (pre-meeting) claiming temp records were "shattered" around the state.

Posted by: Smittyz at July 01, 2016 08:00 PM (g9d8D)

351 Here's a question I haven't heard asked: Has BJC ever met Loretta before? I mean if they were weekly card game buddies I could understand. If he'd never had a one on one with her before I think that would be extra fishlike even for the LIV.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 01, 2016 08:12 PM (3Rr8K)

352 For those morons looking for something to do for a bit while you wait for the next post....

This is what the Social Justice Warriors are up to...

https://youtu.be/sdx_R8jenSE

Posted by: Literalness at July 01, 2016 09:10 PM (DjLh9)

353 Loretta Lynch was the easiest BJ I ever got. Cost me a few million in Clinton Cash to get Hillary off the hook, but still, the easiest BJ I ever got.

Posted by: Slick Willy at July 01, 2016 09:59 PM (fNcvN)

354 Re: the FBI forbidding photos of the secret meeting; that's incriminating on it's face and imperial. But the more salient point is that Bubba is himself under investigation because of the bribery and money laundering at the Foundation.

"Allegedly".

Clearly Lynch asked the judge to bury the Clinton e-mails for several years after meeting with Bill. And she could have long ago said she will accept the FBI's recommendations. She's only saying it now under duress. And I take Ace's point about the semantics. After all, word games are a Clinton specialty.

But she could also empanel a nullification grand jury in DC. Or pretend Hillary's ten thousand felonies are like Petraus' and punt with a single misdemeanor.

And failing all that, Dems still have Bernie Sandanista, Pocahantas of the Tenure Tribe, America's Creepy Uncle Joe, etc.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 01, 2016 10:05 PM (Ndje9)

355 Odds Lynch knew Comey would NOT recommend prosecution before she made this statement: 100%

Posted by: Aarradin at July 06, 2016 05:11 AM (+7Wfv)

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