aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Finally: Ash Carter Announces End to Military's Ban on Transgender Recruits
Now, you have nothing to worry about from ISIS, which isn't an "existential threat" and whose monthly slaughters of innocents just shows how feeble and desperate they are, but you should know that if the US military does not begin enlisting transgenders, it would be a bleeding gutwound to the Constitution and our ever-evolving values.
The Pentagon said Thursday it was ending the ban on transgender people being able to serve openly in the U.S. military. The announcement -- which removes one of the last barriers to military service by any individual -- was made by Defense Secretary Ash Carter, who had been studying the issue for almost a year. The decision comes as the military has witnessed major changes in the role of women and the inclusion of gays, lesbians and bisexual service members in recent years. "The Defense Department and the military need to avail ourselves of all talent possible in order to remain what we are now -- the finest fighting force the world has ever known," Carter said Thursday at the Pentagon.The big winner? Bradley "Chelsea" Manning, the Rosa Parks of zir generation.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Corporal Klinger at June 30, 2016 04:19 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 30, 2016 04:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (TMgNe)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (B48dK)
I mean, if the UN troops can rape little kids, why are we denied this right????
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (O2RFr)
Last night, Levin played the opening monologue from "Patton" and then contrasted that with this pronouncement from Ass Cancer.
I was depressed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Pimping for Paradise at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (zp+j1)
*thud*
Trasngender POW meets VagISIL... that will happen now
*gag*
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (5a2rB)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (O2RFr)
"Jawol!!!!"
- - Hugo BoSS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (p4UlV)
It's not like they're Audie F'ing Murphy trying to get around the height and weight rules to kill him some Krauts.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (CGjum)
My Husband brought that up the other day.. Said Klinger was ahead of His time...
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (TMgNe)
Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Sharon W at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (Xhsh5)
Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (Nwg0u)
*thud*
Trasngender POW meets VagISIL... that will happen now
*gag*
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (5a2rB)
And are also looking into prosecuting a few DIs at Parris Island for "hazing"
G-D help us all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (NtJ8p)
I was depressed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:21 PM (p4UlV)
Prep the news dump. Its depressing and angering all at the same time
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (voOPb)
*makes note to stop by the liquor store*
I know I left a bucket of swears around here somewhere.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (NOIQH)
By the way, I'm pushing this little veteran made, starred in film (directed by Ross Patterson):
www.Range15.com
Saw it in a theater full of "America, F*ck Yeah!" young vets and active duty military last night.
A palate cleanser to this stupid news.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Sharon W at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (Xhsh5)
On the eve of the 72 anniversary of my uncle getting shot to pieces on Saipan.
All you can do is weep.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (p4UlV)
And that raspberry-and-fuschia digital camo! My gawd...
Posted by: Qoheleth DIXIT at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (iQIUe)
Right, like any other decision was possible under this expressively-wristed administration.
Posted by: study this at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (ZnIt3)
I don't know but I've been told,
Waxing your mangina gets mighty old.
You had a good job but you left,
You're right!
Jolene was Joseph when you left,
You're right!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (XdbLA)
Suicide is painless...
It brings on many changes...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (iQIUe)
And you can chop my cock off, pretty please . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (Yo9Lf)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zmfnv7v
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (5a2rB)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (S2VsH)
talent possible in order to remain what we are now -- the finest
fighting force the world has ever known,"
As the SMOD clock moved one more minute closer....
Posted by: IP at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (Fol9S)
The worst news might be that the army needs to wait in line behind ISIS for those Justice Department supplied guns Ace mentioned earlier.
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:26 PM (LISuA)
By giving them AIDS?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 04:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BathhouseBarry at June 30, 2016 04:26 PM (WlGX+)
So when do we start using 13 year olds? They're effective fighters ... and they eat less and can get into places that adults can't. We can't be the finest fighting force in the world if we don't use the children.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2016 04:26 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:26 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 30, 2016 04:27 PM (jRWGg)
Posted by: Post-Op Recruit at June 30, 2016 04:27 PM (TMgNe)
American solider emerges from the rubble: "Oh no you didn't!" [Snaps fingers.]
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 04:27 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 04:27 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 30, 2016 04:27 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (O2RFr)
Another question: don't transgenders also have a number of other mental problems that would preclude them from the military?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (hLRSq)
This will surely strike fear into the hearts of our enemies
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 30, 2016 04:22 PM (UBzPO)
Next DSM will fix that problem.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (zp+j1)
Who the fuck wrote that? No one has ever been barred from service for "being "transgendered"" One simply had to refrain from pretending to be a woman, then presto free to kill the enemies of the US.
Posted by: pashmr at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (3aNC4)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (A/+my)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 04:27 PM (8ZskC)
The fighting was hand to handbag.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Yo! at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (GwIKd)
Barrel bottom status:
[x] Scraped
[ ] Unscraped
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Talk about an all volunteer service!
Posted by: Barney Franks Rangers at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (TMgNe)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 04:28 PM (hLRSq)
Special snowflakes like them get waiver for shit like that. And I am not kidding,.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (voOPb)
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MisHum, I sent something for you to the pet thread email a few hours ago to help you with that.
Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (805dc)
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (713RE)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (LR4Hy)
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (713RE)
- WikiP
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (ZnIt3)
Kind of like We need all those "immigrants" to make Our Country stronger...
Plus we'd starve without them!!!
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (713RE)
Aer O Lingus?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: the Butcher at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (AGJqR)
Nobody can say they envisioned this part of transforming.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (2Y1kI)
G-D help us all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:23 PM (zp+j1)
IIRC a recruit died. You are darn right there will be an investigation into that.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Yo! at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (GwIKd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOehDqygaj8
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (Jjp7u)
I would have LOVED the Democrats to have pushed this horse shit right after 9/11 and see how they fared.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:31 PM (8SBq4)
Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet,
our nation turns it's blackened eyes to you,
woo-woo-woo . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:31 PM (p4UlV)
Likes, say, depression?
That is common, and it is why transgender attempted suicide rate is over 40%.
And let's just pair this with the gun controllers who want to keep guns out of the crazies' hands, which is a good idea, but...then why would we want to make it easier for a mentally unstable group have access to weapons, military secrets, etc.?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 04:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 30, 2016 03:02 PM (KoCoX)
===========================
I was just leafing through previous threads real quick, to see what entertainment I might have missed, and I saw this plaintive call for reassurance.
Do not worry, Banana Splits Guy. This is a decent working list of the official AoSHQ theme list, so your posts are right in line with expectations.
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:31 PM (LISuA)
-Lots of moralistic preening among Obama and his coven.
-A smattering of trannies, just about all in tech services or the band.
You really think we'll see a male-to-female trans-whatsit humping rounds at a forward artillery base? Magic 8 ball says, "No frickin' way, ofay!"
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 30, 2016 04:31 PM (XdbLA)
Posted by: Prez'nit Soaring Rhetoric at June 30, 2016 04:31 PM (8ZskC)
Wait, it's the finest (you know Ash wanted to use "most fabulous") fighting force the world has ever known, even without "transgenders" openly serving? Doesn't sound like anything needed changing.
Posted by: derp at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (2WoCi)
Number of trannies who actually want to join the military anyway: 0
They'll join if only to file descrimination lawsuits and advance the cause
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (lKyWE)
I think point is that Barack Obama wants the US to be invaded by someone-China, Russia. ? and for the military to be completely ineffective.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (frf5f)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (hLRSq)
I know the story...and THAT is not my point. They are using that to make Boot Camp training non functional. The DIs, just like cops in innner cities, are not afraid to do their jobs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (zp+j1)
It was a nice country while it lasted. I'm glad my parents did not live to see these days...
Posted by: the Butcher at June 30, 2016 04:30 PM (AGJqR)
Word. I miss both of mine every single day. Daddy, USAF retired, died during the Clinton administration, before the Lewinsky debacle. He loathed Billy Jeff with the heat of a million suns.
He would NOT believe this administration and its minions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (1ZOkK)
The medics were going ballistic
'Cause our newbies were opportunistic
The recruits they all stripped
But were strangely equipped
Hey, that's modern-day Army logistics!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon likes Limericks at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (8ZskC)
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Posted by: zombie
I think your wrong there. Remember, the military now pays for the reassignment surgery. Follow the money.
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 30, 2016 04:33 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (zp+j1)
Now afraid
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:33 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:33 PM (p4UlV)
With Trump does this kind of shit stop or continue?
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:33 PM (Yo9Lf)
How can they get away with showing reruns of that show, considering that Klinger is transvestite-shaming?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 04:33 PM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Yuimetal at June 30, 2016 04:34 PM (vRy/s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:34 PM (p4UlV)
Meanwhile the real war-fighters are picking over AMARC with ever diminishing returns to keep the fight going.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 04:34 PM (5a2rB)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 30, 2016 04:34 PM (XdbLA)
_______________
Of course, which was probably the reason why there was a ban in the first place.
People who want to cut their dicks off are crazy. Everyone but the psychiatric community understands that.
These people aren't "right as rain" when they decide to become a different gender.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:34 PM (8SBq4)
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods or womanhoods or transhoods or xese-hoods or xose-hoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 30, 2016 04:34 PM (XdbLA)
Splay your fingers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (p4UlV)
American solider emerges from the rubble: "Oh no you didn't!" [Snaps fingers.]
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 04:27 PM
I LOL'd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Yo! at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 30, 2016 03:02 PM (KoCoX)
===========================
I was just leafing through previous threads real quick, to see what entertainment I might have missed, and I saw this plaintive call for reassurance.
Do not worry, Banana Splits Guy. This is a decent working list of the official AoSHQ theme list, so your posts are right in line with expectations.
He'll have plenty of company.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (mf0wg)
"In the Harvard Kennedy School's 2013 National Transgender Discrimination Survey, 20% of transgender respondents reported having served in the armed forces,
so thats like 100 people?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (lKyWE)
Awesomeness. Hit her again Daniel!
https://tinyurl.com/gqr5jtp
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:35 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: The Pope at June 30, 2016 04:36 PM (2Y1kI)
Your run-of-the-mill idiot would never think of this in a million years.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 30, 2016 04:36 PM (XdbLA)
I saw this Monty Python skit. They used the world's funniest joke translated into German. We're going to make the enemy laugh to death with transvestites for the front lines.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2016 04:36 PM (g6yUI)
You can bet your Guccis it won't slow down with The Nasty Hag in office.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 30, 2016 04:36 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:32 PM (O2RFr)
Already been done. There was a flag like that at the 1984 Democratic National Convention.
Posted by: rickl at June 30, 2016 04:36 PM (zoehZ)
Ah, so judgmental...that's not who we are.
/Paul Ryan
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (v9gSJ)
NEXT!!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (NeFrd)
- Human Rights Campaign
If correct, that is equivalent to >1% of active force, about .07 of total force.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (NUqwG)
You can bet your Guccis it won't slow down with The Nasty Hag in office.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 30, 2016 04:36 PM (QM5S2)
Yeah, but that was not the question.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (p4UlV)
With this, all the general and flag officers that have been relieved by Obama, and expanding lateral transfer into the officer corps up to the grade O-6, we will have an armed service in this country which will fire on the civilian population within ten years.
Posted by: Monty James at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (L+kTC)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (O2RFr)
Any word yet from Fredo? Or is this not high on his list?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (zp+j1)
With Trump does this kind of shit stop or continue?
Posted by: Skip
Trump has a way of pushing back on ridiculous PC narratives without coming across as a religious zealot.
Just having a President not obsessed with these stupid issues would be a big plus.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:37 PM (8SBq4)
On the flip side: maybe Obama would finally give a crap about Americans captured by ISIS?
Not only did he not care with each televised beheading ("Fore!!"), but his admin dragged their feet on rescuing them as well as prevented the hostage's families from negotiating.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 04:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 04:38 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 30, 2016 04:38 PM (dULJN)
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I recall when they were making "Priscilla Queen of the Desert," the director wanted to use actual drag queens instead of straight guys pretending to be drag queens.
But he said (and this is a God's honest quote!) "We couldn't find any drag queens who could do the shooting schedule, because they don't get out of bed before 3:00 in the afternoon!"
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 04:38 PM (Jjp7u)
Posted by: zombie adolf hilter at June 30, 2016 04:38 PM (A/+my)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 30, 2016 04:38 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 04:29 PM (805dc)
I will go look now!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 30, 2016 04:38 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (1ZOkK)
He can't even be bothered to make a statement when Americans are stabbed or kidnapped/murdered in Israel, so he definitely doesn't care about an Israeli girl.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (NOIQH)
With Trump does this kind of shit stop or continue?
I'm thinking stop.
Most of the Generals I know, and I know a few, won't be intimidated by Trump. They will be respectful of him and the position, but not intimidated.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (Jjp7u)
Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (4SznG)
-Broken arm? Gonna need a waiver.
-Depression/ADD meds? Gonna need two waivers.
-Childhood asthma? Instant disqualifier.
-Cut off your penis? How soon can you start?!
Posted by: 0302 at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (wx6iv)
Zip yo Fly!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: IP at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (Fol9S)
With Trump does this kind of shit stop or continue?
-
I donno but with Hilldog it will continue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (NOIQH)
She was an American Citizen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (lLJq3)
Posted by: Duke lowell at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Will The WH be awash in Rainbow colors again in honor of this?
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (O2RFr)
Number of trannies who actually want to join the military anyway:
0
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2016 04:24 PM (jBuUi)
Number of wannabe trannies that will join for the free cuttadickoffame: yet to be determined.
Number of women in the military that are going to be pissed that trannies are beating them on the physical fitness test: a shit ton.
Number of men that will show up for the physical fitness test in drag: shit this is gonna be funny.
So many issues with this whole thing I'll be writing a blog post, probably tonight. But for now I'm going to Lowe's, 84 Lumber, and Home Despot for materials to finish out the cabin at an undisclosed location.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (GUBah)
125 They should do the reassignment surgery like they do the boot camp haircuts. Plop a recruit down in a chair, two quick passes with the big clippers, slap a paper towel on it and out the door!
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Oh shit, that's funny!
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: nip at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (r73Jl)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (QM5S2)
Most of the Generals I know, and I know a few, won't be intimidated by Trump. They will be respectful of him and the position, but not intimidated.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (r65B3)
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Does that imply they are intimidated by Obama?
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 04:39 PM (r65B3)
???
What does that mean?:
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (A/+my)
Your knee-jerk assumption that gay and trans-gender people lack the will to fight our nation's enemies is despicable.\
Why, I only just now overheard my Secretary of the Army say that "if it came to that, I just can't WAIT to come to blows with some tight Asian fellas!"
I'm pretty sure I heard that right. I'm certain he said he was sure he could lick them all!
Posted by: Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter III at June 30, 2016 04:40 PM (XdbLA)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (KoCoX)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (Ee2nz)
Nope. There's a disturbingly large number of MtF who are ex military.
I imagine there are some FtM who would want to join up too.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (lLJq3)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (iQIUe)
Ya' know, I resigned my commission the day after Clinton was elected to be Commander in Chief because there was no way I was going to serve under a draft dodger president.
This, however, proves the old maxim that there is nothing so bad that it can't get worse.
Posted by: Wowzers at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (XRCeV)
Fire the lot and sell the 5 sided puzzle palace.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (mf0wg)
Of course, 60% of the respondents had also been clinically diagnosed with delusions, hallucinations, ...
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 04:42 PM (Doh4+)
Both are on my shit list, but even spineless Republican Presidents would know this was a stupid issue that's not going to win them a single vote and simply weaken morale within the armed forces.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:42 PM (8SBq4)
****
FIFM
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 30, 2016 04:42 PM (NeFrd)
can't work with a multicultural population. Anyone else out there
getting the vibe that the Constitution is a dead letter?
Diversity is weakness.
Trust us on this.
Posted by: Late Roman Empire at June 30, 2016 04:42 PM (oKE6c)
/sarc.
Posted by: IC at June 30, 2016 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
And it is now open to illegal immigrants.
And Americans pay for all of this shit.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 30, 2016 04:42 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 30, 2016 04:43 PM (QM5S2)
Unfortunetaly that is not true. My Unit is dealing with those issues and yes they exist
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:43 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 04:43 PM (5a2rB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 30, 2016 04:43 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 30, 2016 04:43 PM (dULJN)
Oh, didn't see that! Ugh!!
But I still don't expect Obama to say anything....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 04:43 PM (NOIQH)
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Oof, Seamus, I'm a female and I crossed my legs when I read that. Ouch.
Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 04:43 PM (805dc)
To ask the question is to answer it.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (hLRSq)
Of course, 60% of the respondents had also been clinically diagnosed with delusions, hallucinations, ...
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 04:42 PM (Doh4+)
How many of them thought they were Napoleon?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (oKE6c)
These F-wits have absolutely no idea why the US has been the finest fighting force the world has ever known.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (CRQ5V)
Posted by: no good deed at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (E5aWC)
So Never what "type" are they? Are they Men who think they're Women? Or Women Who think they're Men? It's a serious question/....
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM (mf0wg)
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Some Greek: "Neither walls nor ships make a state. Men (!) do."
RioBravo: Don't throw the walls out with the crappy men.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 30, 2016 04:45 PM (9/6PQ)
This, however, proves the old maxim that there is nothing so bad that it can't get worse.
Posted by: Wowzers at June 30, 2016 04:41 PM
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 30, 2016 04:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 30, 2016 04:45 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:31 PM (LISuA)
But not a perfect list, as it has no mention of mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting drunk.
or guns.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (LISuA)
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That ought to work as well as hashtag diplomacy.
Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 04:47 PM (805dc)
Fire the lot and sell the 5 sided puzzle palace.
Posted by: rickb223
________
Sounds good to me.
And maybe as conservatives we need to reevaluate just how big a military we want, because its starting to look like a really expensive social experiment to me.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:47 PM (8SBq4)
Do transvestite male soldiers have to wear hijabs in Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (g6yUI)
There's that. Finding tape that sticks to hold their junk in place when they tuck is going to be the real challenge.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 30, 2016 04:47 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
The one we have dealt with is a man to women deal.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:48 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (LISuA)
Yeah. We are no longer serious people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 30, 2016 04:48 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:48 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 30, 2016 04:48 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
So "it" wears Womens clothes?
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:48 PM (O2RFr)
Transgenders need to be on medication constantly. There was a guy in my husband's unit who had to go on his overseas tour unaccompanied for 18 months because the military ruled that the medical care in that SE Asian country could not take care of his wife if she had an asthma attack. We won't be able to send transgenders anywhere without first-world medicine and therapy. So, they won't have a "normal" military experience and will cost more than they can give in service.
Genius.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 30, 2016 04:49 PM (K27gs)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:48 PM (O2RFr)
No, but in cammies it's all the same
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:49 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 30, 2016 04:49 PM (KoCoX)
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2016 04:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 30, 2016 04:50 PM (Yrjee)
I feel like I'm in Zed's basement tied up with the gimp watching over me while I wait to get ass raped to death.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 30, 2016 04:50 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 04:51 PM (0mRoj)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2016 04:51 PM (HgMAr)
That's how Progressives think. Imagine a Christian flag being flown as a welcome, instead of as an insult?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 04:51 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 30, 2016 04:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 30, 2016 04:50 PM (Yrjee)
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Hear, hear!
Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 04:51 PM (805dc)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2016 04:51 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (LISuA)
The last bastions of true patriots are turning away in disgust. Why would anyone bleed and die for a country so mentally messed up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (5a2rB)
I really don't many transgender people are there because they are patriotic and want to fight for freedom. It's free shit like college tuition, medical care, etc.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (8SBq4)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (LISuA)
Yeah. We are no longer serious people.
Pro tip: Teach muzzies to read first.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Pimping for Paradise at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (2X7pN)
I pray to God we can vote our way out of this mess the progs are making of our country.
Fundamental transition indeed.
Posted by: Chipster at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (tHTNf)
Instead of Don't Touch Me wristbands I gave my daughters Don't Touch Me martial arts classes and 12 gauge "wristbands".
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (LISuA)
^^^^^^
This. Hexolit 32 shells.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - PROUD LGBT - Loves Guns, Beer and Tatas at June 30, 2016 04:53 PM (jxbfJ)
Or, you know, be a little more proactive - lives, fortunes, sacred honor and all that.
Posted by: The Founding Fathers at June 30, 2016 04:53 PM (rznWS)
The last institution with any remaining trust of the public? Yeah, last domino to fall.
Posted by: no good deed at June 30, 2016 04:53 PM (E5aWC)
That's how Progressives think. Imagine a Christian flag being flown as a welcome, instead of as an insult?
Posted by: Diogenes
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That really tells you all you need to know.
The Left knows the gay stuff is a proxy war against organized religion.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:53 PM (8SBq4)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2016 04:54 PM (cM8tR)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 04:52 PM (mf0wg)
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And then teach them to check for wristbands before raping. Because that will stop 'em cold.
Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 04:54 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (S2VsH)
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BINGO!!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 30, 2016 04:54 PM (T/5A0)
Not to put our own guys down, but could this military fight an army like WW II Germany or Japan's, or the Cold War Red Army?
They've fought middle eastern gangs with the advantage of unopposed air cover, and in Afghanistan it wasn't the middle eastern gangs who pulled out.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 30, 2016 04:54 PM (zucmr)
Posted by: Queen Hillary I at June 30, 2016 04:55 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:55 PM (O2RFr)
Rina, the mother, spoke at the funeral. "God, Father, how do you give a eulogy for a 13 and a half year old girl? I had the merit of giving birth to you and from that moment on my life was filled with light. For 13 and a half years you gave her to me for safe keeping, and now I give her back to you. But Father, there's no more room up there in heaven, the people of Kiryat Arba have already filled it.
"Sarah, our mother, hold her close up there, even though it's crowded. Hallel has gained a mother and father in heaven."
Hallel's mother continued: "I want to address the mother of the terrorist who did this. I teach my children to love and you've educated yours to hate. God, take her, she's yours now, I've finished my part."
Rina ended the eulogy with the Shema prayer.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:56 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:56 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Maritime
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What religion other than Christianity does the left attack?
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 04:56 PM (Jjp7u)
attracted to service. The left would like nothing more than to have a
military culture they control, not just a military they give orders to.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (S2VsH)
And connect that dot with the fact that there are now more armed personnel in civilian federal agencies than the entire manpower of the USMC. I seem to recall a statement about a civilian force just as powerful and well-funded as the military.
Fundamental change, indeed.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 30, 2016 04:57 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:56 PM (zp
That's horrible...
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 04:57 PM (O2RFr)
I really don't many transgender people are there because they are patriotic and want to fight for freedom. It's free shit like college tuition, medical care, etc.
- - - -
I used to command a recruiting company. Lots of proof that for nearly fifty years, there are essentially 7 reasons people enlist: Fun, Travel, Adventure, A Job, Job Training, Education, and Patriotism.
Nothing wrong with any of these.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 04:57 PM (r65B3)
We were discussing this at work. Will the male-to-female transitioned servicefolk have to adhere to male standards? Even after hormone treatment, they'll still have greater muscle mass, correct?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 04:57 PM (jR7Wy)
They call him "Giant Meteor 2016."
This stuff hit reddit about a month ago as a "new" joke.
Posted by: Sexypig at June 30, 2016 04:57 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 30, 2016 04:57 PM (J/+z9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:58 PM (1ZOkK)
I cannot even begin to understand the depth of that grief..as a mother to a daughter..Lord give her strength.
Posted by: IC at June 30, 2016 04:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 30, 2016 04:57 PM (J/+z9)
Bingo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 04:58 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: RKae
Sometimes Orthodox Judaism, but yea, mainly Christianity.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 04:58 PM (8SBq4)
Nothing wrong with any of these.
Posted by: Diogenes
Court Orders?
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2016 04:58 PM (1ZOkK)
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petmorons @ gmail dot com
Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Yo9Lf)
Drudge links to a story that Swedish police has
adopted a new method of preventing sexual assault. they are giving
women "Don't Touch Me" wristbands.
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (LISuA)
Riiiight. Everyone knows that ain't gonna work. They're printed in Swedish.
A REALLY smart way to do it would be to have them printed in Arabic.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Y8fMP)
Posted by: ejo at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (il4FI)
OT
Tesla Draws Scrutiny From Regulators After Autopilot Feature Linked to a Death
Fatal crash in semi-autonomous Model S first known of its kind, Tesla says
...
U.S. auto-safety regulators are investigating Tesla Motors Inc.'s autopilot feature after a motorist using the system died in Florida, ratcheting up scrutiny of the Silicon Valley electric-vehicle company's highly-touted technology and driverless cars more broadly.
...Regulators opened the probe after Tesla alerted them to a fatal highway crash in Williston, Fla., May 7 in which a 2015 Model S was using the autopilot feature. The crash occurred when a tractor-trailer made a left turn in front of the Tesla car at an intersection of a noncontrolled access highway, the agency said, citing preliminary reports. The driver died in the crash.
wsj
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 30, 2016 05:00 PM (qCMvj)
We do.. Just the wrong "Commander In Chief." And Yes I choked writing CIC for obama...
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 05:00 PM (O2RFr)
Are we so starved for talent in the--dare I say it--normal population that we desperately need to turn to the trans-gendered?
Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2016 05:00 PM (golr6)
Drudge links to a story that Swedish police has
adopted a new method of preventing sexual assault. they are giving
women "Don't Touch Me" wristbands.
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (LISuA)
Riiiight. Everyone knows that ain't gonna work. They're printed in Swedish.
A REALLY smart way to do it would be to have them printed in Arabic.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Y8fMP)
They might as well say "RAPE ME FIRST"
Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (0mRoj)
Strawberries in balsamic. You're welcome.
https://tinyurl.com/jlpw2tj
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (LISuA)
Court Orders?
- - - -
Actually no. If we saw that the kid got booted. And legal action would show up in the background check and even had a few shipped home from Basic because the checks took so long.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (r65B3)
Nothing wrong with any of these.
Posted by: Diogenes
Court Orders?
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (Doh4+)
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We had a guy on our watch floor who was given two options by his small town sheriff: jail or the service.
Do they still do this?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (jR7Wy)
weren't technologically advanced coming from a culture not exactly
focused on military prowess. It is fatuous to keep bleating about how
we have the finest fighting force around. The track record is that we
don't.
Posted by: ejo at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (il4FI)
And yet the lefties will bleat that citizens with killer multi-clip caliber assault weapons of mass destruction shoulder thingys that go up have no chance against the military should it come down to that.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (cM8tR)
Nothing wrong with any of these.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'd like to see less incentives, and if that means a smaller military, so be it.
I know all sorts of people that were just there for the free college and that was it. We weren't safer recruiting this people, just seemed like another form of the Free Shit Army.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (8SBq4)
Transgenderism is mental illness. Period.
The insane are running the asylum.
Time to secede.
Posted by: Pete at June 30, 2016 05:02 PM (gVXz8)
As was correctly called by a genius former commenter for years.
Cheers horde.
Posted by: Johnny15 at June 30, 2016 05:02 PM (8l+DV)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 30, 2016 05:02 PM (GUBah)
Do they still do this?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
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Only for the office of the President of the US.
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 05:02 PM (Jjp7u)
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 05:03 PM (O2RFr)
Do they still do this?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (jR7Wy)
Not a fan of the press gang approach.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 05:03 PM (0mRoj)
Now, the military is being warped beyond all recognition. Entitled, mentally ill "trans-its" will go in as men, and come out however they desire.
f-it.
Time to drink.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 30, 2016 05:03 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2016 05:03 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 04:46 PM (LISuA)
That should do it.
Seriously, are all Scandis retards? The ones I know from MN certainly are.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 05:04 PM (oKE6c)
We do. Take the cuffs off.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 05:04 PM (mf0wg)
Posted by: GI Jane at June 30, 2016 05:04 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 30, 2016 05:04 PM (NwIkk)
Posted by: Ripley at June 30, 2016 05:04 PM (1BQGO)
Heartbreaking and the usual villains comment: "Decades of occupation by Israel causes children to kill children" Disgusting!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2016 05:05 PM (frf5f)
Do it for 'Merica! Do it for Uncle...er Aunt Sam!
Posted by: Max Power at June 30, 2016 05:05 PM (q177U)
I disagree. I never really cared what someone's buying motive was for joining the military. As long as he or she did their job and could be trusted, I was fine with that and so were the troops. For many the college fund/GI Bill was their only way into school. For others the training was a direct link to a great job afterwards. Some Union certified. For others yet it was a family duty and a sense of patriotism.
But everyone knew, in most units too, not just mine, that our business was success in war. And that's what we trained for.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 05:06 PM (r65B3)
"I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at June 30, 2016 05:06 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: General Bobby Hill at June 30, 2016 05:06 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (8SBq4)
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I don't mind free college for those who are willing to make a reasonable commitment, but I saw too many who held the military in thinly-veiled contempt even as they took the money. These people also seemed to be in training and class an awful lot and not at their assigned job.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:07 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (cM8tR)
To be honest i had to google that one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:07 PM (zp+j1)
I knew a couple of guys like that when I went in (c.1982). I'd say the redemption rate was +50%. A lot of them were disciplinary issues and got d-charged. Some straightened up and were career soldiers. Probably saved some lives.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 30, 2016 05:07 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 05:06 PM (r65B3)
Now it's their business to coordinate the shoes with the right purse...
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 05:07 PM (O2RFr)
This is to make the military unappealing to those who would normally be
attracted to service. The left would like nothing more than to have a
military culture they control, not just a military they give orders to.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 30, 2016 04:25 PM (S2VsH)"
That is the whole point. The military as it has been until now would be largely unwilling to fire on fellow Americans. Obama is building a military that would delight in gunning down those horrible people who oppressed them and made fun of them in high school.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 30, 2016 05:07 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:08 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Yo! at June 30, 2016 05:08 PM (GwIKd)
medicine and therapy. So, they won't have a "normal" military experience
and will cost more than they can give in service.
Ugh, yes.
There was a recent episode of "I Am Jazz" reality show that revolved around all the meds Jaz takes, and the "drama" portion of the episode was the mom scrambling to getting Jazz's prescription for 'happy pills' refilled in time. Because she goes off the deep end without her happy pills - depression meds.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 05:08 PM (NOIQH)
Wanted to get out so dressed like a Woman... So neither...
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 05:09 PM (O2RFr)
Excellent - the plan continues to go ever forward.
Posted by: The Institute at June 30, 2016 05:09 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2016 05:09 PM (ODxAs)
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Simple...no purses. Instead they all get camouflage coordinated ruck sacks. Now that's the ticket!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 05:09 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 30, 2016 05:07 PM (QHgTq)
I don't think that is anywhere near true, but what he is doing is weakening the Military and making it ineffectual
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:09 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2016 05:09 PM (frf5f)
They call him "Giant Meteor 2016."
..............
STOD. Smoking Trump of Death
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM (HgMAr)
There was a recent episode of "I Am Jazz" reality show that revolved around all the meds Jaz takes, and the "drama" portion of the episode was the mom scrambling to getting Jazz's prescription for 'happy pills' refilled in time. Because she goes off the deep end without her happy pills - depression meds.
That is the most disgusting show in My opinion...
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM (O2RFr)
Do they still do this?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:01 PM (jR7Wy)
Not a fan of the press gang approach.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 05:03 PM (0mRoj)
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Well he was later busted for banging a chick on the CO's desk, so apparently the rum and the lash didn't work.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM (MNgU2)
Times change, a college diploma didn't used to cost $250k and providing free health care was not nearly as expensive as it is today.
It's becoming awfully expensive to lure these people to serve, maybe we need to look at a smaller force.
Because now the taxpayer is going to be paying for gender reassignment surgery and probably the right hormones for these freaks for life.
I'm far more afraid of the social experiment the military is engaging in than any foreign enemy.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 05:11 PM (8SBq4)
The first thing to do with the military under a Trump administration would be to STOP the bullshit social engineering in it's tracks.
Get rid of it, go back to traditional protocol and shitcan the gays, transgenders and other aberrations--PLUS the brass responsible for the implementation of these policies.
Too bad if they squeak about it. In a couple of years,we may have our military close to where it must be.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 30, 2016 05:11 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Yo! at June 30, 2016 05:08 PM (GwIKd)
"Tranny" has usually meant "cross-dresser". The number of transsexuals has always been so small that "tranny" was never really applied to them. It's only now that the Left has pushed the word "tranny" to mean both transvestites and transsexual. ANy little bit of confusion helps the Left's cause.
Clinger was a transvestite - and a fake one, at that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2016 05:11 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:11 PM (zp+j1)
Wanted to get out so dressed like a Woman... So neither...
Straight Section 8 Cray Cray.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 30, 2016 05:11 PM (mf0wg)
Was that wrong?
Posted by: Costanza at June 30, 2016 05:12 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2016 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Or too well, depending on your point of view.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 05:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 30, 2016 05:12 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM (MNgU2)
No but they were not trained properly because all they took were PC crap powerpoints.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:12 PM (zp+j1)
What they didn't have was proper training for this kind of situation... They did however have proper "sensitivity " training...
Posted by: donna at June 30, 2016 05:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 30, 2016 05:12 PM (r1fLd)
Well 6 actually...3 for the Enlisted and 3 for the Officers. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:14 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM (jR7Wy)
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Well, that's pretty ballsy.
Posted by: MTF at June 30, 2016 05:14 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Yuimetal at June 30, 2016 05:14 PM (vRy/s)
too hard a squad of transgenders? Because they had pussies.
One was female.
Posted by: GI Jane at June 30, 2016 05:14 PM (gyKtp)
Not sure that replacing penal battalions with penile battalions is going to work out so well, either.
Posted by: General Bobby Hill at June 30, 2016 05:14 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 30, 2016 05:15 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 30, 2016 05:12 PM (r1fLd)
Just one, and anybody who complains gets court-martialed.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 05:15 PM (0mRoj)
I fundamentally agree, although the force now is smaller than its been since the 50's. And each Battalion lost can fund a years worth of Bennies.
But that's not the issue.
You hit it with the social experiment thing. Spot on!
This will fall away in the next real shooting war and we lose the first battle.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 05:16 PM (r65B3)
We need not worry, once hillary is prez, all of the military will be women.
Speaking of which, big red headline on Drudge showing govt protection continues of the corrupt career criminal Clintons.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2016 05:16 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at June 30, 2016 05:17 PM (svFmG)
We just lost two wars against goatherders who weren't technologically
advanced coming from a culture not exactly focused on military prowess.
It is fatuous to keep bleating about how we have the finest fighting
force around. The track record is that we don't.
Posted by: ejo at June 30, 2016 04:59 PM (il4FI)"
I think that you will find that the military actually did win those wars on the ground. They were lost in Washington DC.
If I were a foreign enemy of the United States, I would provide the Democratic Party with every clandestine assistance possible to facilitate their election into every office in the federal government.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 30, 2016 05:17 PM (QHgTq)
The vast majority of trannies that are of military age are prostitutes
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 05:17 PM (lKyWE)
If only. Our military continues to discriminate against felons. They refuse to teach ex-cons the ways of war. Just think how useful those murderers and rapists could be if we would only weaponize them.
And don't get me started on the big, fat slobs who get winded after one jumping jack. Where is the justice for them?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 30, 2016 05:18 PM (R+30W)
A.F. 's lyrics changed, to "Up We Go, Into the Wild Brown Sphincter".
USMC has gone with "From the Balls of Monty Zuma, to the Whores for You n' Me".
And the Army is trying to figure out how to get the Cassions done up in pink, with Jody holding the
Coast Guard has changed it's motto to: You simply have to come out!
If I were active duty right now, I'd file any kind of paperwork it took to separate from the service.
When they've broken our Military, they've broken the Nation. The rest is just details.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 30, 2016 05:18 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2016 05:06 PM (r65B3)
I once heard a liberal chick bleat about the military, "Think about what they do - they kill people!"
I reassured her: "They only kill enemies of America. Sorry, don't look so panicked; they only kill the overseas enemies of America.
So far."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 05:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 30, 2016 05:17 PM (QHgTq)
Way ahead of you
Posted by: Ho Chi Minh at June 30, 2016 05:19 PM (zp+j1)
PPP Poll: 13 Percent Pick Giant Meteor Strike Over Trump or Clinton
I think people are over-reacting to Trump.
Clinton, I get. She's a known monster.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 30, 2016 05:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2016 05:20 PM (qUNWi)
Before gays were allowed to openly serve in the military, there was fraud. People would train to become doctors, the military would pay for it all,and the day they graduated, they said they were gay
Free medical school. We would get dozens of those a year. Then came "don't ask don't tell". Being gay was no longer disqualifying for service. So then, the moment these doctors graduated, they declared they were conscientious objectors.
Again. Free medical school.
I predict the following. Trans people who cannot afford reassignment surgery will join the military, get their treatments and surgery for free. The moment they have transitioned, they will seek discharge. I have zero doubt about this
Now DoD has said the military member has to have 18 months of service behind them before they will begin transitioning. I am sure they are thinking that with the com commit mental health issues, it will be difficult for these people to put 18 months together
I think they are wrong. First, the message is out that they get special treatment. You don't give it to them, you are the bigot screwing up your career. Second, someone will sue about the 18 month wait saying its discriminatory and no one else has to wait 18 months for medical treatment
And then the mission of the military will change, especially the medical personnel
It's terrible. It has nothing to do with readiness. It is a fertile area for enlistment fraud. Stupid
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2016 05:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THAT!
Posted by: Rodney King at June 30, 2016 05:21 PM (Jjp7u)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 30, 2016 05:17 PM (QHgTq)
Way ahead of you
Posted by: Ho Chi Minh at June 30, 2016 05:19 PM (zp+j1)
Us too.
Posted by: Iran at June 30, 2016 05:21 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2016 05:21 PM (cM8tR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:10 PM
The sodomy, on the other hand....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2016 05:22 PM (bzd8I)
@264: "Not a fan of the press gang approach."
Not sure that replacing penal battalions with penile battalions is going to work out so well, either.
Posted by: General Bobby Hill at June 30, 2016 05:14 PM (rznWS)"
It depends on what you mean by "work".
If you follow the normal Soviet penal battalion practice of placing NKVD troops with machine guns behind the penal battalion to shoot anybody who turned around or advanced too slowly and issue ammunition to every body but only give rifles to every third member of the penal battalion, you are likely to get the sort of results you might expect.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 30, 2016 05:22 PM (QHgTq)
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And her communist heroes? Did they ever do that?
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 05:23 PM (Jjp7u)
Posted by: IC at June 30, 2016 05:24 PM (a0IVu)
Just like the military "needs all viewpoints" to wage Smart War, or we'd be ignorant buffoons ignoring "good ideas" over bad ones. So before taking any action, I suppose we would be stronger if before any tactical decision were made, we had a referendum of all enlisted personnel to take a vote on it.
Oh, and where does Warrior Culture fit in?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 30, 2016 05:24 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 05:23 PM (Jjp7u)
Disappear people, Starve people, re-educate people
Come on, didn't you get the memo comrade?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:24 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: ThunderB
yep, which means we need to look at throwing less incentives that attract the wrong kind of people to the military.
Posted by: Maritime at June 30, 2016 05:24 PM (8SBq4)
She'd be totes cool with it if they were killing conservative types.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 30, 2016 05:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 30, 2016 05:25 PM (zv81W)
Posted by: IP at June 30, 2016 05:25 PM (Fol9S)
Posted by: derit at June 30, 2016 05:25 PM (ewfUZ)
Men's fashions are totally gay now.
That's all. Carry on.
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2016 05:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Brave Legion O'Th' Future at June 30, 2016 05:26 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 05:27 PM (Jjp7u)
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2016 05:27 PM (zLDYs)
Even the concept is gay.
There are men's suits, and casual clothes.
Please turn in your Man Cards at the desk.
That will be all.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 30, 2016 05:28 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2016 05:29 PM (zOTsN)
But I do want to know if the golf course drink girl AFSC (3M069) will be modified to be non-gender specific.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 30, 2016 05:29 PM (hqZPQ)
"Men's fashions"?
Even the concept is gay.
There are men's suits, and casual clothes.
Please turn in your Man Cards at the desk.
That will be all.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 30, 2016 05:28 PM
*gray flannel suit fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2016 05:30 PM (bzd8I)
I vote we that we double down on the 2nd Ammendment and ban the government from having guns.
We can still have police, since the government needs someone to collect taxes from speeding, jaywalking, and making left turns in NJ. No guns needed for that. The military can replace all the weapons with a bunch of daisies to stuff in enemy rifles.
Meanwhile, I will be at the surplus auction bidding on a tank and some other goodies.
I think we could get somewhere with this. How many people were killed in the past year by government- owned weapons? If one child were saved...
Posted by: Damiano, Now a Terrorist at June 30, 2016 05:30 PM (71OEY)
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And her communist heroes? Did they ever do that?
Posted by: RKae at June 30, 2016 05:23 PM (Jjp7u)
She hadn't thought it through that far. She was thinking with the lady parts, which have about as much RAM as a Commodore 6 (not 64).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 05:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 30, 2016 05:30 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: ISIS Guy at June 30, 2016 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)
The new mission of the military will be to transition people. Dumb
In fairness thats always been their mission.To transition the nations enemies from living to dead
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 30, 2016 05:32 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2016 05:32 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven
Speaking of gay, if I see ONE MORE GUY at the gym preening and posing and taking selfies of himself in the mirror, I'm going to go
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 05:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: derit at June 30, 2016 05:32 PM (ewfUZ)
Someone please tell me one other functioning country that lets he/shes serve in their armed forces.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2016 05:34 PM (HL3BI)
Even the concept is gay.
Yes. All that remains are Hillary's Mao Meow pajamas
Posted by: derit at June 30, 2016 05:32 PM (ewfUZ)
And shaving the chest is gay^2.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2016 05:35 PM (oKE6c)
attracted to service.
Comment of the Month^
Posted by: Max Power at June 30, 2016 05:35 PM (q177U)
Someone please tell me one other functioning country that lets he/shes serve in their armed forces.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2016 05:34 PM (HL3BI)
I just read the new "regs" and it is worse than you think. So much is left vague that it is going to be a cluster fuck of mamouth proportions .
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2016 05:36 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2016 05:34 PM (HL3BI)
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Canada? Some years ago a Canadian Army guy told me their miitary had to pay for trans surgery because it was offered in the civilian world, because fairness.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2016 05:37 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 30, 2016 05:37 PM (k8tEg)
Believe me when I say this! I made a similar assumption about a co-worker. Don't make any assumptions until you know for sure that nothing serious has caused a delay or absence!
Posted by: Pimping for Paradise at June 30, 2016 05:40 PM (2X7pN)
They've weaponized estrogen.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 30, 2016 05:42 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at June 30, 2016 05:43 PM (yNyJy)
I need to get the fuck away from this subject while I'm still allowed to post here.
Have a fine day, good people.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 30, 2016 05:46 PM (X35Yt)
Seriously, why can't Lockheed just manufacture a T-1000; I mean, it's gender neutral.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 30, 2016 05:48 PM (hqZPQ)
The 21st of this month marked the 72nd year since my old Pappy got shot to pieces at St. Lo. The deliberate destruction of our military by this regime in particular. And yeah, it does make a person want to cry, and cuss, and break stuff, and hurt (some) people.
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2016 05:50 PM (zLDYs)
She was going to go forward on Hillary and now she's toast.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 30, 2016 05:57 PM (NwIkk)
Posted by: Jprs at June 30, 2016 06:01 PM (U4bcd)
"The Defense Department and the military need to avail ourselves of all talent possible in order to remain what we are now "
well, there's a pretty good case study out there saying Democrats don't actually believe that, now do they?
Posted by: Nobody at June 30, 2016 06:03 PM (ORlaL)
When's the Texit going to happen? I'm homesick.
Posted by: Some (TX) Asshole at June 30, 2016 06:16 PM (l9C+f)
U S A! U S A! U S A!
Posted by: Chris at June 30, 2016 06:28 PM (P/L8t)
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at June 30, 2016 06:30 PM (uvj0z)
Posted by: YatYas at June 30, 2016 06:50 PM (5v4w4)
Posted by: Chris at June 30, 2016 07:21 PM (P/L8t)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 30, 2016 07:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 30, 2016 07:28 PM (rwI+c)
I read an article the other day that they're considering a program that would take civilians with no prior military experience and bring them in with ranks as high as O6 (colonels). My last commander was a colonel; she was sharp as a tack, had the years experience behind her to back it up, and was a great leader. I just don't understand how someone could be brought in and learn her 20+ years of military experience in less than 1 and make an effective leader.
Actually, I understand fully what the intent is, I just hate to think of it.
Posted by: DocCreep at June 30, 2016 07:53 PM (5aTCw)
Posted by: russ smith at June 30, 2016 08:27 PM (icNA3)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 30, 2016 08:51 PM (mPQ7K)
"Yes, Sargeant Mother, sir!"
"Don't call me that-- too fierce."
"Zir, yes zir."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 30, 2016 09:29 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 30, 2016 10:05 PM (iOdNm)
Posted by: Ben H at June 30, 2016 10:53 PM (gJEsZ)
Posted by: Wayne at July 01, 2016 02:44 AM (0/psn)
"Today, I am removing the last barrier to military service by any individual for a group that has always demonstrated a keen interest in our military and an unquenchable desire to serve on the battlefield."
"We need to avail ourselves of all talent possible in order to remain what we are now -- the finest fighting force/social lab rats/jobs program the world has ever known. That is why in the spirit of inclusion, we must finally allow these dedicated people to serve openly in the U.S. military."
"I mean, of course, Gitmo Detainees."
"Think about it; they've been studying us at Guantanamo, their commitment is lifelong and you can't keep them from returning to the battlefield," said the President.
Sec. of Defense Ash Carter said the new Gitmo Brigades would be run out of the Mohammed Atta Memorial Wing of the Pentagon where arrows would be painted on the floor pointing to Mecca "because it's so easy to get turned around inside that building!"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 01, 2016 07:33 AM (Ndje9)
Also message to straight men, we don't need you.
Posted by: MagicPony at July 01, 2016 08:25 AM (evAoO)
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