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Al Qaeda Advisory to Terrorists: Make Sure You Attack Straight White People Or Obama Will Call It a "Hate" Crime and Deny Us the Credit

Obama is so determined to not call terrorism terrorism that terrorists have to change their targeting just to get some blame for their murders.

n an article first reported by The Foreign Desk, Al Qaeda of the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) called for more self-directed Muslim terrorists to kill in America. But the article, titled “Inspire guide: Orlando operation,” tells terrorists to “avoid targeting places and crowds where minorities are generally found” because if gays or Latinos appear to be the targets, “the federal government will be the one taking full responsibility.”

So when ISIS strikes a bunch of white people, you can credit Obama for having chosen the target.

You may remember that Obama has bragged that he's very good at targeting which people to kill.

Posted by: Ace at 05:06 PM




Comments

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1 This has nothing to do with being first.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (ukNFU)

2 Lord forbid a white guy - a real one - does another McVeigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (p4UlV)

3 Obama's doing his best to make sure the 'right' people are murdered.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (RFxr1)

4 Obama is killing 2 birds with one stone again.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (hNICT)

5 Al Qaeda Advisory to Terrorists: Make Sure You Attack Straight White People Or Obama Will Call It a "Hate" Crime and Deny Us the Credit


Why not? Straight White People deserve it because..... White Privilege!

Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (O2RFr)

6 I wonder if those 10 people in Turkey were all white.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (ukNFU)

7 Hey, what does a goatfucking terrorist have to do to get some credit around here?

Posted by: Achmed the Goat Fucking Terrorist at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (8ZskC)

8 Let's get off our high horses because Crusades.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (1ZOkK)

9 5
Why not? Straight White People deserve it because..... White Privilege!
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (O2RFr)


We have enough privilege. Keep targeting minorities.

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (p4UlV)

10 Thanks for putting the tag on me Barak, and all you other leftists

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (mP1y7)

11 28 dead in Istanbul. 60 injured.

Prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (1ZOkK)

12 Hey, ummm, Crackers!...I, uhhhhhhh, won!!!

Posted by: TEH WON at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (wcSGs)

13 Obama's anti terrorism campaign is already yielding results.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (qNlse)

14 I guess orlando was disappointing to them because the media ignored "Islamic" terrorist and went with homophobia....

Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (O2RFr)

15 Thanks, Barry!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (1ZOkK)

16 Oh yeah. Like they're going to call off 'the wedding' if there aren't enough whites 'on the guest list.'

Posted by: Skunky Choom at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (CbGSW)

17 Chic Filet and Waffle House leaped into the top 5 soft targets.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (hNICT)

18
I wonder if the attack was in response to the recent attempt at Turkish-Israeli rapprochement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (p4UlV)

19 Lord forbid a white guy - a real one - does another McVeigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


They're all white when it's convenient to the Left since 1901.

Posted by: Arya Stark at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (p2X2f)

20 Stop and think about that for a second. ISIS is pissed because the JEF labeled Orlando as a hate crime, the Donk's label it as a gun control issue, and they are mad because they are not getting the credit they think they deserve. Even the Jihadi's think we've lost our collective minds.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (9iR5/)

21 The Onion couldn't have come up with something this absurd.

Posted by: Kensington at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (7Kbxu)

22 Obama is killing 2 birds with one stone again.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (hNICT)

Ding ding ding!

Chicken dinner!

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (q177U)

23

This is nuts.

They have the obama's by the tail, making fools out of him and the rest of him all around the world.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (qCMvj)

24
Chic Filet and Waffle House leaped into the top 5 soft targets.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty


Hobby Lobby
Starbucks

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (IqV8l)

25 I wouldn't be attending any nascar races in the near future. It's almost like Obama told them what to say.

Posted by: jaimo at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (eDc0r)

26 Reminds me of when Bin Laden's speeches suddenly became filled with leftist buzz words. They've got a westerner advising them in regards to media and public perception.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (39g3+)

27 Well, that's it! Time to start chugging cock as a protective measure!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (dSuDi)

28 17 Chic Filet and Waffle House leaped into the top 5 soft targets.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (hNICT)


"Ahem!"

- - Synagogues at Yom Kippur

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (p4UlV)

29 Farmers Markets

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (hNICT)

30 against all logic, evidence, and intent these fucks in the White House and the Left are lying their asses off, jepordizing our National Security and destroying America and some people are huffy because Trump is an asshole and not your ideal Candidate? Jesus Fuckin Christ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (zp+j1)

31 Even the Jihadi's think we've lost our collective minds.


Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (9iR5/)


Liberals are mentally ill, so there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (1ZOkK)

32

Bless those guns that stopped more deaths and injuries.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (qCMvj)

33 Chipotle...come for the e. coli, stay for the jihad!

Hi everyone. Can't stay, just wanted to type out "Turkey Needs Common Sense Explosive Control!" without getting ratted out to the Polizei by Zuck or @jack.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (hDf2Z)

34 If the entertainment media weren't worthless SJW hacks this would make a funny sketch.

Terrorists: We're the Islamic State of Islamic Guys Doing Islamic Shit and we're going to kill you because the Koran tells us to!
Media: This attack has nothing to do with Islam.
Terrorists: FUCK!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (lDrRt)

35 So the Mahometans are worried about hate crime prosecutions, huh?

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (57K5j)

36
Awwww - do we need to know this for the test?

Posted by: Terrorist Trainee

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (kdS6q)

37 [Omitted] Advisory to Anti-Capitalist Freedom Fighters: Make Sure You Mostly Peacefully Attack Cis-Oppressors Or Obama [PBUH] Will Call It a "Hate" Crime and Deny Us the Credit

Posted by: The State Media at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (X7E8f)

38 18


I wonder if the attack was in response to the recent attempt at Turkish-Israeli rapprochement.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (p4UlV)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sky News is saying the Kurds did it.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (CbGSW)

39 *waves to HR* Keep your head on a swivel over there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (1ZOkK)

40 19 Lord forbid a white guy - a real one - does another McVeigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They're all white when it's convenient to the Left since 1901.
Posted by: Arya Stark at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (p2X2f)


Yeah, I know. But I mean a real white guy. They've switched from total radio silence when it's one of their own protected class to just lying and making shit up about who and why.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:13 PM (p4UlV)

41 Sky News is saying the Kurds did it.

Turkey always blames the Kurds...

Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:13 PM (O2RFr)

42 MLB games.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:13 PM (hNICT)

43 late to the party, but i had a thought about Benghazi. What are the odds Ambassador Stevens would be alive if he had supplemented his requests for more security with a donation to the Clinton Global Initative?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2016 05:13 PM (EqWBv)

44 I saw this earlier and thought it had to be a hoax.

It's real?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (3myMJ)

45 A staff meeting at Vox.

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (57K5j)

46 Bless those guns that stopped more deaths and injuries.
***
If we had a real media, they would consistently ask anti-2nd Amendment politicians if their bodyguards are armed, and report that in the first paragraph...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (X7E8f)

47 It just doesn't seem to matter what we do, the asshole just won't give us credit. He keeps handing out the kudos to someone who call themselves 'ISIL'.

We must redouble our efforts.

Posted by: ISIS at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (9mTYi)

48 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (GwIKd)

49 Hockey games and golf. Plenty of minorities at MLB.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (39g3+)

50 I saw this earlier and thought it had to be a hoax.

It's real?
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (3myMJ)


yes real... this is the fucked up world we live in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:14 PM (zp+j1)

51 After ISIS attacks a major urban center and kills a bunch of young, liberal whites, it'll be blamed on right-wing extremists.

Then, Isis will have to target white conservatives, and TFG will smile contentedly at a job well done.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 28, 2016 05:15 PM (h1pWJ)

52 So... if not calling it terror, in order to not offend them, is offensive to them, will they commit more acts of terror because they now more offended by our not calling it terror out of not wanting to give offense?

Posted by: so confused... at June 28, 2016 05:15 PM (H9MG5)

53 A Match.com meet and greet.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:15 PM (hNICT)

54 I think this is actually a win/win for progressives and ISIS.

ISIS needs to recruit badly, it's a pyramid scheme and the pyramid is made up of bodies.

Lone wolf attacks make for ad copy to use in OTHER countries as a recruitment tool, and progressives get more gun control leverage in THIS country.

Remember this Al Qaeda, not ISIS that put out this message. It's a mixed compliment to it's retarded younger brother ISIS.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 05:15 PM (q177U)

55 If the entertainment media weren't worthless SJW hacks this would make a funny sketch.

Terrorists: We're the Islamic State of Islamic Guys Doing Islamic Shit and we're going to kill you because the Koran tells us to!
Media: This attack has nothing to do with Islam.
Terrorists: FUCK!




Psssst, guys? If you want to be taken seriously, target the MSM.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (kWQPe)

56 We must redouble our efforts.
Posted by: ISIS

See that you do. Allah is not as forgiving as I am.

Posted by: Darth Mohammed at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (lDrRt)

57 I wonder how ISIS feels about gender-neutral bathrooms? Trannies in the US military?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (1ZOkK)

58 Wasn't there a website "Things White People Like" (afraid to search for it at work).

I distinctly remember the Chicago Cubs and pea coats being on the list.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (hqZPQ)

59 55 Psssst, guys? If you want to be taken seriously, target the MSM.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (kWQPe)

Tell them it's run by . . . (looks left, then right) the Jooz!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (p4UlV)

60 I wonder if the attack was in response to the recent attempt at Turkish-Israeli rapprochement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (p4UlV)


it seems to me there are cells waiting everywhere for a trigger such as that

then the news will speculate just that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (qCMvj)

61 Yup CNN just dragged Israel into this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (zp+j1)

62 I'll take "Things I never thought I'd read" for $600, Alex.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (3myMJ)

63 So is our new #safespace a WNBA game?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (EqWBv)

64 Yup CNN just dragged Israel into this

It's the Jooooos!

Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

65 Now look who's on their high horse.

Posted by: President Barack Obama at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (hKi6n)

66 ´Can't I just stack my Cheerios?

Posted by: Prezzy Barky at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (ucB75)

67 Ski resorts in Colorado.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (hNICT)

68 Chic Filet and Waffle House leaped into the top 5 soft targets.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (hNICT)


Clearly you've never been to the Waffle House in my part of town. And not because it's filled with crackers. Here's one of the bars nearby:

https://youtu.be/U96soo2luv4

Posted by: Bill O'ReallyBlowshard at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (GUBah)

69 Oooo.. I tell ya.. a terrorist can't get no respect here!

Posted by: Rodney Al Habob Dangerfield at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (UpGcq)

70 Ski resorts in Colorado.

The Oscars...

Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

71 But guys straight white people carry guns. That's gonna hurt my body count.

Posted by: Mohamed the lone wolf at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (wfv0g)

72 Chic Filet and Waffle House leaped into the top 5 soft targets.

Down in Texas neither one has 30.06 signs, so maybe not so soft. They need to Sprouts and Whole Foods.

Wasn't there a parody article about this very thing?

Posted by: Pilot141 at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (MBy/E)

73 Off, wife beating sock

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (GUBah)

74 33 Hey HR!

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (B48dK)

75 I wonder if the attack was in response to the recent attempt at Turkish-Israeli rapprochement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (p4UlV)


The truth of the matter, other than the palis, all these other muzzies and terror groups pay lip service to hating Israel and they do of course, but they hate each other much much more and most of this arab on arab terror has nothing what so ever to do with Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (zp+j1)

76 So when ISIS strikes a bunch of white people, you can credit Obama for having chosen the target.

all of the Democrats for that matter
all of the SJW's and liberal frauds

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (qCMvj)

77 This is kind of stupid, IMO. al Qaeda would happily take credit for attacks on gay nightclubs "Hispanic Night" (if only ISIS weren't first into that market).

The nuance in this advisory is for show: they like killing and will accept whatever indiscriminate butchers load they can grab.

Posted by: MTF at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (/m8T6)

78 This may backfire. If they stick to killing white, Christian heterosexuals they will be considered fellow SJW's down for the struggle by the left.

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2016 05:19 PM (1BQGO)

79
Has Barry come out (not that way) and endorsed this statement? I wonder if anyone in the press would call the queen out on this?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 05:19 PM (493sH)

80 I'm all in on cruel and unusual punishment too. Nothing is too cruel or too unusual.

Posted by: Steve Kerr at June 28, 2016 05:19 PM (hKi6n)

81
I don't think Queen Barry has any problem with a group that wants to kill whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (493sH)

82
The House needs to pass Motor Carrier. Everyone who gets a drivers license gets a concealed carry permit as a bonus. It works so well with voter registration that no one could object!

Posted by: Make America Safe Again at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (CjUiu)

83 Wasn't there a website "Things White People Like" (afraid to search for it at work).

I distinctly remember the Chicago Cubs and pea coats being on the list.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
---------------

It may be cultural, but I find that black folk reject many fads that whites embrace. Example: Crocs

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (9mTYi)

84 Well, we know they haven't built a time machine to kill the Boston Celtics from the 1980s (except for Robert Parrish).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (hqZPQ)

85 Cross Fit gyms.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (hNICT)

86 Come to me for protection

Posted by: Chicago at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (EqWBv)

87 This may backfire. If they stick to killing white, Christian heterosexuals they will be considered fellow SJW's down for the struggle by the left.

Posted by: Ripley


Useful idiots are still useful.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (p2X2f)

88
Psssst, guys? If you want to be taken seriously, target the MSM.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (kWQPe)

Tell them it's run by . . . (looks left, then right) the Jooz!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (p4UlV)
----------------------

psssst ... Hollywood

Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (pC96u)

89 So Fredo will call this terror but not the shit in Orlando? Fuckin great and they run my Country. G-D help us.

CNN flogging the Israel angle. SOBs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (zp+j1)

90 Holy shit a shooting in Denver now.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:21 PM (0LHZx)

91 Useful idiots are still useful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Until they're not.

Posted by: Every Head of the NKVD at June 28, 2016 05:22 PM (lDrRt)

92
It may be cultural, but I find that black folk reject many fads that whites embrace. Example: Crocs
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (9mTYi)
---------------------

That's why there was another website for stuff Black people like. Example: hot sauce.

Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 05:22 PM (pC96u)

93 I was *forced* to listen to Alex Jones today. He's still promulgating the "Sandy Hook Didn't Happen" crap.

Can someone explain why he fervently believes this.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at June 28, 2016 05:22 PM (CbGSW)

94 So the UWS of New York. Has to be 99.2% white.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:22 PM (0LHZx)

95 Have we heard from the Mayor of London yet?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:22 PM (3myMJ)

96 Maybe the BLM folks would want to relocate over there.

Posted by: PJ at June 28, 2016 05:23 PM (cHuNI)

97 Whites being targeted?

I can't believe it!

I suggest we fight back by calling for an immediate condemnation of the "White Genocide" Twitter hashtag, the use of the term "cuck," and the Alt Right generally.

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 05:23 PM (v1jyi)

98 Comic Cons

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 05:23 PM (hNICT)

99 Holy shit a shooting in Denver now.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:21 PM (0LHZx)
You know, my plant is in a rural area, has lots of ex-military guys working here, and has absolutely zero fucking security, except for the obligatory no firearms sign on the front door. I think I'll take this as my cue to go home early.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (hqZPQ)

100 Nothing on cnn or drudge re Denver.

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (P4idG)

101 It may be cultural, but I find that black folk reject many fads that whites embrace. Example: Crocs
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (9mTYi)

___

Other examples:

2-3 kids with the same father

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (0LHZx)

102 "The Oscars..."

Ever seen the security arrangements on awards night? They are purely insane. Six or seven concentric rings of steel around the venue. Searches at every point. Dogs, drones, SWAT, you name it.

And, ironically enough for a bunch of anti-gun-rights limousine liberals being thus protected, an absolute shitload of weaponry.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (noWW6)

103 I disavow David Duke!

(That'll do it.)

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (v1jyi)

104 Well, as a heads up, don't be surprised if the MSM switches over to Denver coverage. Shooting at the Alliance Center in downtown Denver, multiple casualties. Suspect is according to reports armed with a handgun, wearing a Hawai'ian shirt, and on the loose.



TV news: https://tinyurl.com/hhxn2z6



Scanner: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/32

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (GUBah)

105 I've got news for Al Qaeda. This is an election year and any Islamic terrorism that is reported is going to help Donald Trump and hurt Hillary Clinton. That means that the Media is not going to report any Islamic terrorism. Period. It does not matter what feats of mental gymnastics or pretzel logic are required to call Islamic terrorism anything other than Islamic terrorism. The media will misreport it. That is what they live for.


But if Al Qaeda is bound and determined to kill a bunch of white people, I suggest that they check into how hard it would be to hit the editorial board at the New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, ABC, CBS, NBC or CNN. It is also my understanding that Elizabeth Warren was offered up as the non-white on the faculty of Harvard Law School before investigation turned up that her claims of Indian heritage were false. Any way, the faculties of Ivy League universities are likely to have a whole lot of white people in a gun free zone.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (QHgTq)

106 Denver:

http://kdvr.com/2016/06/28/man-with-gun-reported-in-1500-block-wynkoop-in-denver-streets-closed/

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (0LHZx)

107 Well.... shit....

My County is only 26.8% White now... so we're probably REALLY safe...

Except for all the Hispanic Gangs... and the Mong Gang... and the White Tweakers...

Posted by: Don Q, at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (qf6WZ)

108 90
Holy shit a shooting in Denver now.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:21 PM (0LHZx)
----------Sketchy details right now. Victims transported to local hospital. Lower downtown Denver is shut down. No word yet on if the shooter is in custody or dead.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (9iR5/)

109 I was just on the phone with a guy from Corporate in Denver. What happened there?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (2cS/G)

110 I'm starting to think that your president is not a serious person.

Posted by: ISIS Guy at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (kTF2Z)

111 They also said to target Anglo-Saxons because Anglo-Saxons hold the leadership positions in the U.S.

So Barry Obama (president), Loretta Lynch (Attorney General), and Jeh Johnson (Dept. of Homeland Security chief), all of whom are black, are now honorary Anglo-Saxons.

I guess if Rachel Dolezal and her ilk can be black, and Bruce Jenner and his ilk can be female . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (NnYnv)

112 So think of affirmative action as just a way to keep you honkies safe from the terrorists.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (EqWBv)

113 Meh,probably a guy bringing a baguette home from the store.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 05:25 PM (B48dK)

114 Never mind, I see the links now.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 28, 2016 05:26 PM (2cS/G)

115 What a sick religion for a sick group of people"-Make sure you kill more of the 'Correct" people so we'll get the credit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 05:26 PM (frf5f)

116 Can someone explain why he fervently believes this.
Posted by: Skunky Choom

He makes a very nice living by catering to the delusions of paranoid schizophrenics.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at June 28, 2016 05:26 PM (lDrRt)

117 Fuck it, I can't take this anymore. I'm going to play golf, the one area of life where I can escape reality for 3-4 hours. Cuz even if I'm slicing every shot, it's still better than what the fuck this world has turned into.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:27 PM (0LHZx)

118 104 Well, as a heads up, don't be surprised if the MSM switches over to Denver coverage. Shooting at the Alliance Center in downtown Denver, multiple casualties. Suspect is according to reports armed with a handgun, wearing a Hawai'ian shirt, and on the loose.



TV news: https://tinyurl.com/hhxn2z6



Scanner: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/32



Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (GUBah)



Hmmmm.... Handgun and HAWAIIN shirt??? Day after Hawaii signs a law that gives will give info on all legal gun owners to the FBI?

or is this just Freakonomics stuff...

Posted by: Don Q, at June 28, 2016 05:27 PM (qf6WZ)

119 Soft target my ass...the only reason the terminal outside of screening is less secure is because of gross incompetence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:27 PM (zp+j1)

120 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (QHgTq) If anyone does any research they won't target the media. yes, many are white, but they're apologists for Islam. Why target them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 05:27 PM (frf5f)

121 Juanita, fetch me my pearls, i need something to clutch!

Posted by: Pamela Whitebread, Greenwich Conn at June 28, 2016 05:28 PM (EqWBv)

122 Respect my exploditah!

Posted by: Eric al-Cartman at June 28, 2016 05:28 PM (H9MG5)

123 98 Comic Cons

That's where the virgins are.

Posted by: RGallegos at June 28, 2016 05:28 PM (wzqXF)

124 Active shooter(s) at 15th and Wynkoop downtown Denver. The Merewife worked one block from there before we retired and moved out for the city, with this stuff being one of the reasons.

7 victims reported so far, no deaths confirmed yet.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:28 PM (3myMJ)

125 While we don't yet know the identity of the Denver shooter, I can say with certainty that he's a tea party member.

Posted by: Brian Ross at June 28, 2016 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)

126 Never let a crisis go to waste. Right, Barry?

Posted by: Kensington at June 28, 2016 05:30 PM (7Kbxu)

127 New scorecard

whites =1
blacks = 3/5
mexicans = 1/2
Asians = who cares
gays = -1,000

Posted by: ISIS at June 28, 2016 05:30 PM (EqWBv)

128
123 98 Comic Cons

That's where the virgins are.

Posted by: RGallegos at June 28, 2016 05:28 PM (wzqXF)


I don't know.... we've given fencing demos at ComicCons...

Had a great time at one fighting with the Klingons....

Posted by: Don Q, at June 28, 2016 05:30 PM (qf6WZ)

129 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (QHgTq)

Strange as it sounds, the Islamic State would probably want Trump to win instead of Clinton. While furthering their dream of a worldwide caliphate is a short-term goal, their long-term goal is to instigate their version of Armageddon, which according to their scriptures requires that they draw in the forces of the West to attack their strongholds in Syria.

They actually want us to send troops because they're an apocalyptic death cult that wants to usher in the end times.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 28, 2016 05:30 PM (J+mig)

130 we retired and moved out for the city, with this stuff being one of the reasons.
---------------------------

So you are saying that shootings in downtown Denver are not uncommon?

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (qNlse)

131 Fuck it, I can't take this anymore. I'm going to play golf, the one area of life where I can escape reality for 3-4 hours.

---

target acquired

Posted by: ISIS at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (EqWBv)

132 While we don't yet know the identity of the Denver shooter, I can say with certainty that he's a tea party member.
Posted by: Brian Ross

I have documents that can verify that.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (lDrRt)

133 My bad - does the PKK do suicide bombings? They certainly do lots of "conventional" terrorist/insurgent/unconventional sorts of attacks, as well as low-level guerrilla stuff. Just had never thought of them as suicide bomber types. Was that attack a few months ago ever convincingly pinned on any particular group?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (QDnY+)

134 Gas?

@CP24 41m

MORE: Multiple homes explode in residential area of Mississauga: paramedics http://www.cp24.com/news/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (p2X2f)

135 I see the links now.

---

best part of the day...

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2016 05:32 PM (EqWBv)

136 They actually want us to send troops because they're an apocalyptic death cult that wants to usher in the end times.

We can send B-52s and usher in the end of their time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 05:32 PM (4WhSY)

137 My bad - does the PKK do suicide bombings? They certainly do lots of "conventional" terrorist/insurgent/unconventional sorts of attacks, as well as low-level guerrilla stuff. Just had never thought of them as suicide bomber types. Was that attack a few months ago ever convincingly pinned on any particular group?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (QDnY+)

I "suspect" it is NOT the PKK...This seems more ISIS type attack..but time will tell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:32 PM (zp+j1)

138 132 While we don't yet know the identity of the Denver shooter, I can say with certainty that he's a tea party member.
Posted by: Brian Ross

I have documents that can verify that.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (lDrRt)


yes.... and they're Snipers... who shot at me once in LoDo...

Posted by: Hillary at June 28, 2016 05:32 PM (qf6WZ)

139 Once again what happened in Turkey is because of Bush and his lies. Bush lied and Turkeys died.........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 28, 2016 05:32 PM (NuElX)

140
Fuck it, I can't take this anymore. I'm going to play golf, the one area of life where I can escape reality for 3-4 hours.

Smacking white balls with clubs is exactly what they want

Posted by: White Rock Ginger Ale Girl at June 28, 2016 05:33 PM (lKyWE)

141 Suspect is according to reports armed with a handgun, wearing a Hawai'ian shirt, and on the loose.
.....................

Wasn't me.

Posted by: zombie Don Ho at June 28, 2016 05:33 PM (HgMAr)

142 Sounds like gas main leak.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 05:33 PM (B48dK)

143 I identify as a black woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

144
So you are saying that shootings in downtown Denver are not uncommon?

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:31 PM (qNlse)

Crime in Denver and its suburbs has become too common. Also the traffic is horrific now.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:34 PM (3myMJ)

145

We can all claim we're part Indian.
Warren got away with it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 05:34 PM (qCMvj)

146 Wasn't me.

Posted by: zombie Don Ho at June 28, 2016 05:33 PM (HgMAr)
Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 28, 2016 05:34 PM (hqZPQ)

147 yes.... and they're Snipers... who shot at me once in LoDo...

Posted by: Hillary at June 28, 2016 05:32 PM (qf6WZ)
--------------Interesting that you say that. The Hildebeest was at a company called Galvanize for a speech today. Less than a mile from where the shooting happened.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 05:35 PM (9iR5/)

148 Suspect is according to reports armed with a handgun, wearing a Hawai'ian shirt, and on the loose.

----------------------
Wasn't Thomas Magnum. He's retired, and reduced to stealing water by the truckload for his avocado trees.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:35 PM (qNlse)

149 "82

The House needs to pass Motor Carrier. Everyone who gets a drivers
license gets a concealed carry permit as a bonus. It works so well with
voter registration that no one could object!


Posted by: Make America Safe Again at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (CjUiu)"

Well, I like that but I would extend it a bit. I would add a bunch of the questions from the concealed carry written test to the driver's license test and add a marksmanship section to the road test section and deny a driver's license to anybody who can't pass all sections.

This is part of my "Anybody who doesn't drive like me is an asshole" series of comprehensive reforms.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 05:35 PM (QHgTq)

150 Was it Weird Al?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 05:35 PM (dSuDi)

151 Republican Hate Kills Turks

Posted by: eman at June 28, 2016 05:38 PM (Py52h)

152 Maybe it was Kam Fong disguised as Chin Ho.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 05:38 PM (HgMAr)

153 Bonzai Burqua's of Isis. One and your done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2016 05:39 PM (QJEXi)

154 Aghhh shep is back

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2016 05:39 PM (LwoxJ)

155 Denver shooting probably nothing to do with Islam.

Reports of FBI already at the scene.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:40 PM (3myMJ)

156 I chose a stupid day to start a diet....though I suppose spending some quality time with my friends Ben & Jerry won't make all this go away. Sigh.

Posted by: IC at June 28, 2016 05:40 PM (KTFfX)

157 So American mooselims have reacted by condemning the attacks ?

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 05:41 PM (VH4AT)

158 //It may be cultural, but I find that black folk reject many fads that whites embrace. Example: Crocs
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 05:20 PM (9mTYi)

___

Other examples:

2-3 kids with the same father//

Ooooooh! Ba-dum-tsssss!

That's funny as hell. Wait, no it's not.

Who said it?

I disavow!

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 05:41 PM (v1jyi)

159 Denver shooting probably nothing to do with Islam.

Reports of FBI already at the scene.
------------------------------

So it's another hate crime then?

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:41 PM (qNlse)

160 Denver: "The building houses a number of left-leaning political and environmental groups."

Ut-oh.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:42 PM (3myMJ)

161 So when are they gonna take a run at Frau Merkel?

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 05:42 PM (VH4AT)

162 "So when ISIS strikes a bunch of white people, you can credit Obama for having chosen the target."

Come on guys, you have to punish your our my enemies, get in their faces!
/ BHO

Posted by: GasperGoo-TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:42 PM (VJ4aP)

163 Holy shit. Not only has TFG put Americans in general at risk, he's put a target on the back of a specific demographic. Fuck that treasonous worm.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 05:42 PM (0mRoj)

164
Maybe it was Kam Fong disguised as Chin Ho.
Posted by: wth


Or Zulu disguised as Kono

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 05:43 PM (IqV8l)

165 Denver: "The building houses a number of left-leaning political and environmental groups."
-------------------

Neo Nazis retaliating for the attack on the brotherhood out in Sacremento.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:43 PM (qNlse)

166 Reports of FBI already at the scene.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:40 PM (3myMJ)
...............

Must have flew in by copter because they lost their car keys back in San Bernardino.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 05:43 PM (HgMAr)

167
Barry: If ISIS wants to kill whitey, who am I to stand in their way?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 05:43 PM (493sH)

168 Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:34 PM (3myMJ)



Last year I got into it with a lib I know about his hypocrisy. He was on a rant about "rich white people" and "social justice" and "disadvantaged" yutes and "inadequate funding for education".



I couldn't help but give him a ration calling him out on being a school teacher (moar education fundz!) in Colorado Springs and not in say, Pueblo.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2016 05:43 PM (GUBah)

169 So now we figure out the motive by investigating the victims instead of the perpetrator?

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2016 05:44 PM (EqWBv)

170 Alright, no Weird Al concerts this year! Anyone know the racial makeup of the Furry Convention?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 05:44 PM (dSuDi)

171 On a lighter note- John McStain staffers and volunteers are crashing Kelli Ward campaign events. Ole John must have taken his buddy o's advice about getting in their faces.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2016 05:44 PM (QJEXi)

172 Straight white people killings will necessarily skyrocket.

Posted by: Barry at June 28, 2016 05:45 PM (wfv0g)

173

The JV POTUS

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 05:45 PM (qCMvj)

174 add a marksmanship section to the road test section and deny a driver's license to anybody who can't pass all sections.

If you can't take out an old lady while parallel parking, you fail your driving test?

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2016 05:46 PM (P4idG)

175
@169

The news media likes to speculate, so I'm just trying to feed the CNN staffer who reads this blog with some possibilities.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:46 PM (qNlse)

176 "120
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 05:24 PM (QHgTq) If anyone
does any research they won't target the media. yes, many are white, but
they're apologists for Islam. Why target them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 05:27 PM (frf5f)"


Because they are infidels and part of The Great Satan and because if they kill enough of media folks, they might finally start getting credit for what they are doing. One thing that I have noticed about media people is that they really react when one of their own is killed or injured in a way that they do not if the victim is just one of us proles.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 05:46 PM (QHgTq)

177 Nay horseface stalking Nay Dash Dash Dash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:47 PM (zp+j1)

178 Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2016 05:43 PM (GUBah)

During the '04 campaign I mentioned to a teacher that I wouldn't put a Bush sticker on my truck because I didn't want it keyed.

He said, "Good."

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:47 PM (3myMJ)

179 Denver: "The building houses a number of left-leaning political and environmental groups."

Lefty love gone wrong. He was wind, she was solar.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 05:48 PM (4WhSY)

180 Jesus Juan is getting dumber every minute

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:48 PM (zp+j1)

181 "174
add a marksmanship section to the road test section and deny a driver's license to anybody who can't pass all sections.



If you can't take out an old lady while parallel parking, you fail your driving test?

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2016 05:46 PM (P4idG)"

Well, if you answer that way on the written test, you are going to fail and not get a driver's license.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 05:48 PM (QHgTq)

182 Police reporting that the shooting in Denver was a murder suicide. Woman shot seven times died at the hospital, man died of self inflicted wound in the building.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 05:49 PM (9iR5/)

183 Well, this is racism straight up.

Except for these guys it's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at June 28, 2016 05:49 PM (VFhMt)

184 Jesus Juan is getting dumber every minute





Blame Trump



Okay, maybe BREXIT

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:49 PM (qNlse)

185 There is a branch of the Tea Party in Istanbul and they have members that go the the international airport when they fly.

Well, they drink tea in Turkey anyway. Close enough.

Posted by: MSM News Babe at June 28, 2016 05:49 PM (1BQGO)

186 Sorry to go OT, but this quote from the Canadian house splosions is too good to pass up.

"A man who identified himself as Paolo said he was walking his dog on Hickory Drive and was about 50 feet from a house when it exploded"

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 28, 2016 05:49 PM (gmjUl)

187 This is fabulous, they're going to kill us LAST! So we can walk on the path against western christian civilization together for Years!

Posted by: LGTB at June 28, 2016 05:49 PM (EqWBv)

188 I have a very pessimistic outlook for the future.


Posted by: Kreplach at June 28, 2016 05:49 PM (Z/FKv)

189 Arm up, people. It's open season on us.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 05:50 PM (0mRoj)

190
man died of self inflicted wound in the building.

That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 05:50 PM (IqV8l)

191 Tenants in the building where the shooting took place:

American Rivers, BikeDenver, the Colorado Alliance for Environmental Education, Colorado Trout Unlimited, Conservation Colorado, Colorado Solar Energy Industries, the Colorado Coalition of Land Trusts, Rocky Mountain Wild, Sierra Club, U.S. Green Building Council, Western Conservation Foundation and the Western Clean Energy Campaign.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:51 PM (3myMJ)

192 Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen. Just said that daesh hasn't made a successful attack and attacking an airport shows their desperate. He actually said this

Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2016 05:51 PM (LwoxJ)

193 Paolo said he was walking his dog
---------
Heh heh. Paolo said he was walking his "dog" Heh heh.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 05:51 PM (9iR5/)

194 Denver :

If that abusive husband had been denied ownership of firearms because he was a potential abusive man, this shooting would not have happened.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:51 PM (qNlse)

195 The Orlando shooter thought he had it covered. He said allow ackbar on the 9-11 call. He put it on Facebook, he targeted gays, and phoned his wife during the event, and in spite of all that, his motives were unclear! They must think we are retards!

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 28, 2016 05:52 PM (BI43k)

196 Shooting downtown Denver. More than one dead.

This'll give that fucking dem gov of ours a reason to toot his party's line on guns.

When it's gangs, crickets everywhere. Chicago, Baltimore, St. Louis, D.C., NYC, Detroit, you name it. Crickets. No discussion at all about guns.

But when it's amongst us whiteys, look out.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 28, 2016 05:52 PM (U6f54)

197 and some people are huffy because Trump is an asshole and not your ideal Candidate? Jesus Fuckin Christ
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (zp+j1)

I still get Redstate emails.

With rare exception, they've all gone batshit crazy.

Posted by: Blano at June 28, 2016 05:53 PM (KDTCE)

198 White Privilege Wins

Fag!

Posted by: Victim Cake at June 28, 2016 05:53 PM (9JISm)

199
Tenants in the building where the shooting took place:



American Rivers, BikeDenver, the Colorado Alliance for Environmental
Education, Colorado Trout Unlimited, Conservation Colorado, Colorado
Solar Energy Industries, the Colorado Coalition of Land Trusts, Rocky
Mountain Wild, Sierra Club, U.S. Green Building Council, Western
Conservation Foundation and the Western Clean Energy Campaign.

So, pretty much the foundation of the modern US economy then?

Posted by: MSM News Babe at June 28, 2016 05:54 PM (1BQGO)

200 Many of the unwashed are joining Lieawatha as bona fide, newly converted Native American types ...screw whitey.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 28, 2016 05:54 PM (iHtNO)

201 //I have a very pessimistic outlook for the future.//

Disavow racism and the alt right every chance you get. But be muted in your criticism of any hatred directed at Whites. Also, treat Whites who stand up for other Whites like they're Hitler.

And everything will be okay. The future is a glorious rainbow.

Oh, and don't breed. We don't need more Whites running around.

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 05:54 PM (v1jyi)

202 Anybody else remember a cuff to the back of the head. I wish Kelli Ward's mom would have applied this as McStain's lackey knocked her sideways while he had a phone stuck in a Ward supporters face.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 28, 2016 05:55 PM (QJEXi)

203 so do you act gay if attacked by islamonazis?

Posted by: avi at June 28, 2016 05:55 PM (fijdj)

204 Murder-suicide in a building full of lefties.

Man shot woman, then himself. He must have been really pissed, shot herseven times

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

205
Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen. Just said that daesh hasn't made a successful attack and attacking an airport shows their desperate. He actually said this
Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2016 05:51 PM (LwoxJ)
---------------------

Yeah, and when they're REALLY desperate they'll accumulate weapons of mass destruction and take out a major American city. The Desperation Gang!

Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 05:56 PM (pC96u)

206 North Philadelphia man should have shot himself with a bolt from the crossbow which he killed his wife. That would make a news story.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2016 05:56 PM (mP1y7)

207 "This'll give that fucking dem gov of ours a reason to toot his party's line on guns."

Hickenlooper claimed that there was a need for a high capacity magazine ban in CO because he'd been purportedly been told by law enforcement officials [without identifying which ones] that "these are what's killing our cops".

I went and did the shoe-leather research. Pulled up the details on every shooting of a police officer in Colorado going back to the late 1980s. Suffice it to say that there is no disproportionation of high-cap mags in those shootings, and the Loopy Hick is lying his ass off.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2016 05:56 PM (noWW6)

208 Actually, if Al Qaeda had any real command and control, they would hit federal buildings and federal employees first.

If they bombed the SCOTUS, then lit up the white hut with RPG's and LMG fire, then mortared the Congress with 81mm and 60mm rounds, the Yellow Man would have to say it is Islamic terrorists.

Time for Al Qaeda to step up from JV to varsity already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2016 05:57 PM (ej1L0)

209 The intersection of Islam and Progressivism.

The alliance will go on until the last X-tian White male is dead... and then the Proggies will find out what happens when you run out of straight White men to kick around...

Posted by: The Intrasectional Hat at June 28, 2016 05:57 PM (vBeA5)

210 Psssst, guys? If you want to be taken seriously, target the MSM.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (kWQPe)

And some politicians.

Posted by: Blano at June 28, 2016 05:57 PM (KDTCE)

211 Posted by: MSM News Babe at June 28, 2016 05:54 PM (1BQGO)


I bet it's a gun-free zone.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:57 PM (3myMJ)

212 >> so do you act gay if attacked by islamonazis?



Haaaaaay Mohammed!

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2016 05:57 PM (9JISm)

213 Probably all those left wing organizations are in one office, with a shared fax machine, and telephone answering service.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:58 PM (qNlse)

214 They are still not saying who was killed? I mean were they foriegners? Locals? What Airlines were directly in front of that entrance?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:59 PM (zp+j1)

215 204 Murder-suicide in a building full of lefties.

Man shot woman, then himself. He must have been really pissed, shot herseven times
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

I think that's what criminal profilers refer to as "overkill."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 05:59 PM (0mRoj)

216
Redstate....With rare exception, they've all gone batshit crazy.
Posted by: Blano



Former Ted Cruz Communications Adviser Hired By Donald Trump
by streiff

Illustrated with a picture of Hitler and Petain.

https://tinyurl.com/hhhxvo9

Politique du tres subtle

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 05:59 PM (kdS6q)

217 212 >> so do you act gay if attacked by islamonazis?



Haaaaaay Mohammed!
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2016 05:57 PM (9JISm)

That gets a hajj to Mecca and back snap!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 05:59 PM (0mRoj)

218 //The alliance will go on until the last X-tian White male is dead... and then the Proggies will find out what happens when you run out of straight White men to kick around...//

Good heavens, sir! This statement implies that White Christians are, like, necessary to preserve a stable and free society.

RACIST!
NEO NAZI!
HITLER!

I DISAVOW!

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (v1jyi)

219 Well the Turkey Airport bombings are already old news.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (zp+j1)

220 @207

Or it could be just that Democrats can pretty much say whatever the fuck they want.

It's not like the media is going to fact check them or the GOP is going to call them out on their lies.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (Z/FKv)

221 I bet it's a gun-free zone.

No one would dare disobey a sign.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (4WhSY)

222 What is the whitest group of all white people to target?
DNC conference, or the convention in philly?

Posted by: Paladin at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (+Wvn3)

223 Anyone know the racial makeup of the Furry Convention?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 05:44 PM (dSuDi)


Racial Makeup???

Well..... Furry?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (qf6WZ)

224
Time for Al Qaeda to step up from JV to varsity already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Then they can get their varsity letter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (IqV8l)

225 Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen.
..............

They must be plumb out.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:01 PM (HgMAr)

226 Then they can get their varsity letter.

A big "G" for goathumper?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 06:01 PM (4WhSY)

227
I think that's what criminal profilers refer to as "overkill."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 05:59 PM (0mRoj)

He was a lousy shot. She died at the hospital.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 06:02 PM (3myMJ)

228 "206
North Philadelphia man should have shot himself with a bolt from the
crossbow which he killed his wife. That would make a news story.

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2016 05:56 PM (mP1y7)"


One news story that made such an impression on me that I will never forget it was of a guy who went into a pawn shop and asked them to plug in a power saw so that he could check out that it worked. When they plugged it in, he used it to cut his own head off. I would say that beats shooting yourself with a crossbow.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 06:02 PM (QHgTq)

229 Islamists blow up scores in Turkey
Deranged man kills woman and self.
Which do you gets a "How many times do we have to.." finger-wagging lecture?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 28, 2016 06:02 PM (k8tEg)

230 >> so do you act gay if attacked by islamonazis?
...............

Depends on whether you want it up the butt before or after you die.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:03 PM (HgMAr)

231 Then they can get their varsity letter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 06:00 PM (IqV8l)

Yup...and Obama can invite them to the white hut and do his Stepin Fetchit routine and yuck yuck yuck it up with them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2016 06:03 PM (ej1L0)

232 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:59 PM (zp+j1)

Sounds like a domestic situation.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 06:03 PM (3myMJ)

233 A gay guy, a Muslim and a US President walk into a bar..

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (k8tEg)

234 MSNBC has much better coverage of the attack.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (/tuJf)

235
How many dogs did Denver SWAT shoot in the process?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (kdS6q)

236 >>He was a lousy shot. She died at the hospital.


He probably used a 9mm.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (9JISm)

237 233 A gay guy, a Muslim and a US President walk into a bar..
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (k8tEg)

The bartender says "The usual, Barry?"

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 06:05 PM (0mRoj)

238 >>Depends on whether you want it up the butt before or after you die.

Is that an either/or question? Can I wear a bracelet or something?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 06:05 PM (dSuDi)

239 Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen.
..............

Quick, somebody hold a light bulb over his head.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

240 "Hi Barack!

"One Mucho Macho Mojito, coming right up."

Posted by: And the Bartender says... at June 28, 2016 06:05 PM (9JISm)

241 He probably used a 9mm.///

Or a crossbow.

Posted by: Willy J. at June 28, 2016 06:06 PM (wfv0g)

242 Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen.
..............

Quick, somebody hold a light bulb over his head.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

Fuck put it in his head, it's empty anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 06:06 PM (zp+j1)

243 Quick, somebody hold a light bulb over his head.

All I got is this CFL curlycue thing. Will that work?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 06:07 PM (4WhSY)

244 >>Or a crossbow.


High Capacity Quiver!

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2016 06:07 PM (9JISm)

245 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2016 05:57 PM (ej1L0)

They'd certainly get more sympathy for their cause anyway.

Posted by: ryukyu at June 28, 2016 06:07 PM (960oq)

246 I can't believe the Religion of Terror struck again - it's not even Friday yet.

Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 06:07 PM (7lVbc)

247 If Jon Carry is looking for Ideas, I have some. His people can call my people and set up a conference call.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 06:07 PM (qNlse)

248 "233
A gay guy, a Muslim and a US President walk into a bar..

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (k8tEg)"


The bartender says, "Your usual appletini, President Obama?"

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 06:08 PM (QHgTq)

249 Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen.


Hey Kerry, looking for things to do to yourself? I have an idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2016 06:08 PM (8ZskC)

250 I just raped a Burrito like it was Tuesday.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2016 06:08 PM (9JISm)

251 Phish concerts

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:08 PM (hNICT)

252 I wonder if we will ever know why the Constantinople airport was attacked.

Posted by: gm at June 28, 2016 06:08 PM (9KRIj)

253 Luke Bryant concerts.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:08 PM (hNICT)

254
Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen.
..............
Quick, somebody hold a light bulb over his head.
Fuck put it in his head, it's empty anyway


Put it in his mouth.

Posted by: Uncle Fester at June 28, 2016 06:09 PM (IqV8l)

255 #208 They would ban US citizens from possessing firearms if that happened.

Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 06:09 PM (or3Qc)

256 I can't believe the Religion of Terror struck again - it's not even Friday yet.

Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 06:07 PM (7lVbc)


Only seven more bombing days until the end of Ramadan, they're getting the last-minute terror in for those hard-to-explode-for friends and family.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2016 06:09 PM (GUBah)

257 I can't believe someone tried to kill Paolo.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 28, 2016 06:09 PM (LWWrf)

258
I wonder if we will ever know why the Constantinople airport was attacked.


They couldn't find Byzantium.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 06:09 PM (4WhSY)

259 Organic food stores or the aisles with organic foods only.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:10 PM (hNICT)

260 Denver shooting looks like a domestic murder-suicide, not a terror attack.
---------------------

Former US Ambassador to Turkey says Instanbul attack "almost certainly an ISIS attack."

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 06:10 PM (3myMJ)

261 Denver shooting looks like a domestic murder-suicide, not a terror attack.
--------------------------

We can probably rule out an honor killing because those guys don't usually kill themselves after killing the woman who shamed the family.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 06:12 PM (qNlse)

262 New Balance outlet stores.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:12 PM (hNICT)

263 Former US Ambassador to Turkey says Instanbul attack "almost certainly an ISIS attack."

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 06:10 PM (3myMJ)
-----------ISIS says "Finally! How hard can this be?"

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 06:13 PM (9iR5/)

264 Here in Manila, you see guards everywhere. Bomb checks when you park the car. Wand sweeps when you enter the mall. Every bank has a guy with a shotgun stationed outside. The guy outside the museum we visited had an M-4.

Seems like a huge amount of manpower not producing for the economy. But labor is so cheap here they can get away with it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2016 06:13 PM (EqWBv)

265 The Appalachian Trail.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:13 PM (hNICT)

266 Tanning salons.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:14 PM (HgMAr)

267 Gymnastics practice.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:14 PM (hNICT)

268 50 dead now

And this wipes the new FAB book off the news...how fuckin lucky can she get?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 06:15 PM (zp+j1)

269 >> Here in Manila, you see guards everywhere. Bomb checks when you park the car. Wand sweeps when you enter the mall. Every bank has a guy with a shotgun stationed outside. The guy outside the museum we visited had an M-4.


Sounds like they are pushing the envelope in regards to security.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2016 06:15 PM (9JISm)

270 Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 06:13 PM (9iR5/)

He's a 'former' ambassador, so he can say that.

Also, the motive-mystery problem seems to only happen in the USA.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 06:15 PM (3myMJ)

271 How will I explain this great unraveling to my theoretical descendants?

I used to call Obama "Carter 2.0", but he's more like Mad Prince Ludwig with a touch of Mad King Georgie. And our elites are as inbred as a bunch of Hapsburgs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 28, 2016 06:16 PM (jR7Wy)

272 Seems like a huge amount of manpower not producing for the economy. But labor is so cheap here they can get away with it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90


Sure, but you can't find a decent nurse or postman anywhere.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2016 06:16 PM (p2X2f)

273 242 Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen.

----

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the smoke of Cannabis that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire munchies, the munchies become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

Posted by: John F Kerry at June 28, 2016 06:16 PM (EqWBv)

274 Former US Ambassador to Turkey says Instanbul attack "almost certainly an ISIS attack."
-----------------------
I mean how likely is it really that it is one of the other dozen groups active there?

Posted by: RioBravo at June 28, 2016 06:16 PM (NUqwG)

275 The boards of directors of Non Profit organizations.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:16 PM (hNICT)

276 Lest you think that the post-Breixit propaganda attempt to discredit the results is a complete waste of time by the Left, remember that they employed this EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE after the Prop 8 vote in California in 2008 (defining marriage as man+woman) and were SUCCESSFUL in having the election thrown out and negated.

The argument then was that the voters "had the wrong motivation" and were tricked by false advertising and as a result were inspired to voter for Prop 8 by "bigotry and hate," and incredibly the gay liberal) judge used that as a basis to negate the vote -- a ruling that was upheld by SCOTUS.

AT THIS VERY MOMENT the same post-election-loss arguments are being wielded by the Left, and you can bet your bottom Euro that they will use those "facts" to get the vote results dismissed.

They are relentless. Relentlessly evil.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 06:17 PM (jBuUi)

277 258


I wonder if we will ever know why the Constantinople airport was attacked.

They couldn't find Byzantium.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 06:09 PM (4WhSY)


Maybe there's a library in it?

Posted by: Mimzey at June 28, 2016 06:17 PM (aRUb8)

278 Vegans

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:17 PM (hNICT)

279 50 dead now

And this wipes the new FAB book off the news...how fuckin lucky can she get?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
*****

Well the media is making sure any incident, no matter how trivial is magnified just for that purpose. Not saying the bombing was trivial BTW.

From reading history I noticed it was like an evil angel was protecting Hitler until he was no longer needed. It seems history is repeating itself.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 28, 2016 06:19 PM (8marX)

280 It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is
by the smoke of Cannabis that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire
munchies, the munchies become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my
mind in motion.

Posted by: John F Kerry at June 28, 2016 06:16 PM (EqWBv)
-----------This right here has to be the top candidate for thread winner!

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 06:19 PM (9iR5/)

281 Has anyone else notice that as Trump becomes more scripted, his audiences become more subdued?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 06:19 PM (zp+j1)

282 Quail hunters.

Dove hunters.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:19 PM (hNICT)

283 Obama?
World class facilitator of destructive actions, not limited to Fundamental Orthodox Islamic activity.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at June 28, 2016 06:21 PM (sJuKe)

284 S&M clubs.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:21 PM (hNICT)

285 PBS fundraisers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 28, 2016 06:21 PM (pzga3)

286 Al Qaeda Advisory to Terrorists: Make Sure You Attack Straight White People Or Obama Will Call It a "Hate" Crime and Deny Us the Credit

- - -
Whatchu' talkin' 'bout Akmed?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 06:21 PM (r65B3)

287 Kerry is at an Ideas festival in Aspen.
.............

Trying to figure out how to talk Teresa into getting some work done.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

288 He's a 'former' ambassador, so he can say that.

----

must be nice

Posted by: Chris Stevens at June 28, 2016 06:22 PM (EqWBv)

289 The fan base of Twilight.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:22 PM (hNICT)

290 30 against all logic, evidence, and intent these fucks in the White House and the Left are lying their asses off, jepordizing our National Security and destroying America and some people are huffy because Trump is an asshole and not your ideal Candidate? Jesus Fuckin Christ
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (zp+j1)

If the Nevertrumpers get their way and Hillary wins, the GOP is finished. Nominating Cruz, Ryan, Rubio, Kasich et al in 2020 won't matter a damn bit. A huge number of us will have long since left the party that sabotaged the 2016 nominee, and after Hillary has made her SCOTUS picks we simply won't give a damn anymore.

Posted by: Barry at June 28, 2016 06:22 PM (H6376)

291 I read on Drudge, that the terrorists blew themselves up when cops started shooting.

Maybe I'm jumping to conclusions, but what are the odds of the same @the Pulse? Plausible? Or should I take off the tin foil...

Posted by: willy at June 28, 2016 06:22 PM (Ffw22)

292 >>And this wipes the new FAB book off the news...how fuckin lucky can she get?

If Trump plays this right, attacks by Islamic terrorists should still hurt her. She was Sec of State and helped create this crap and electing her is just another term of what we have.

Benghazi was an Islamic terrorist attack and she lied about it just like Obama.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 06:22 PM (/tuJf)

293 "Has anyone else notice that as Trump becomes more scripted, his audiences become more subdued?"

A problem with being fiery is you have to keep being more fiery to keep get a strong reaction.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 06:23 PM (3myMJ)

294 Has anyone else notice that as Trump becomes more scripted, his audiences become more subdued?

--------------

Limbaugh noticed. Reading from the teleprompter upsets your cadence, the call and response thing that gets the congregation into the spirit of the service.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 06:23 PM (qNlse)

295 Has anyone else notice that as Trump becomes more scripted, his audiences become more subdued?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 06:19 PM (zp+j1)
...............

Recipe for Fail.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:23 PM (HgMAr)

296 I wonder if we will ever know why the Constantinople airport was attacked.


----

Lutheran Outreach

Posted by: Chris Stevens at June 28, 2016 06:23 PM (EqWBv)

297 //Has anyone else notice that as Trump becomes more scripted, his audiences become more subdued?//

Well, it had to happen eventually. Trump's initial supporter base is comprised of people who are awake and unpretentious. The spoonfed Americans, however, need him to be "presidential." He gotta do what he gotta do, yo.

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 06:24 PM (v1jyi)

298 It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is
by the smoke of Cannabis that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire
munchies, the munchies become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my
mind in motion.

Posted by: John F Kerry at June 28, 2016 06:16 PM (EqWBv)
-----------This right here has to be the top candidate for thread winner!


Posted by: Old Blue


Thoughts acquire speed? More like lose speed.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 28, 2016 06:24 PM (LWWrf)

299 290
Dammit I hate when I don't change my name back.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 28, 2016 06:24 PM (H6376)

300 Members only Swimming Pools.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:24 PM (hNICT)

301 #TheyJustNeedJobs

Posted by: Jen Psocki at June 28, 2016 06:25 PM (Tyii7)

302 The state of Kansas.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:25 PM (hNICT)

303 The New York Redheaded League

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:26 PM (HgMAr)

304 ESPN LIVE COLLEGE GAMEDAY.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 06:26 PM (hNICT)

305
the Toledo Mudhens.

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 06:27 PM (qNlse)

306
Over 50 dead in airport attack.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 06:27 PM (iQIUe)

307 The religion of pieces strikes again.

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2016 06:27 PM (BO/km)

308 Candlelight vigils against islamophobia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 28, 2016 06:27 PM (pzga3)

309 "White people"? I don't think you are supposed to acknowledge that group unless you are making a criticism.

The appropriate term to use is "non-non-white".

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 28, 2016 06:27 PM (H6376)

310 >>Limbaugh noticed. Reading from the teleprompter upsets your cadence, the call and response thing that gets the congregation into the spirit of the service.


Can I get a 'Hay Men!'?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at June 28, 2016 06:27 PM (9JISm)

311 I wonder if we will ever know why the Constantinople airport was attacked.
................

It's an ongoing investigation. Our spokesperson will get back to you.

Posted by: the FBI at June 28, 2016 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

312 Wow. The Turkish government is saying that ISIS is claiming this was an attack coordinated by 35 fighters.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 06:28 PM (/tuJf)

313 I wonder if we will ever know why the Constantinople airport was attacked.

#WeMustTryToUnderstandTheirAnger

Posted by: Jen Psocki at June 28, 2016 06:29 PM (Tyii7)

314 Limbaugh noticed. Reading from the teleprompter upsets your cadence, the call and response thing that gets the congregation into the spirit of the service.


Can I get a 'Hay Men!'?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at June 28, 2016 06:27 PM

Wellstone Memorial Service Rally

FOR PAUL!

Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 06:30 PM (qNlse)

315 Only if these ISIS types would help out in Appalachia...

Posted by: Kevin 'Auric' Williamson at June 28, 2016 06:30 PM (p2X2f)

316 Now they are reporting three suicide bombers. And gunmen, some seen leaving the scene. An AK 47 found at the scene.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 06:30 PM (9iR5/)

317 The Turkish government is saying that ISIS is claiming this was an attack coordinated by 35 fighters.

---

fighters should properly be used for bomber escort.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2016 06:31 PM (EqWBv)

318 Sigh. Guess I'd better get busy composing yet another strongly-worded Tweet for the boss.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (Tyii7)

319 Jackstraw - if it's a coordinated attack, awful as it was, its lethality and effectiveness could be expressed as a one-gurkha.

Hire the Gurkhas! Why the hell aren't we hiring the Gurkhas and the Kurds - whole thing would be over and done with. #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (pzga3)

320 And this wipes the new FAB book off the news...how fuckin lucky can she get?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 06:15 PM (zp+j1)

In my experience there's no such thing as luck.

Posted by: O. W. Kenobi at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (KDTCE)

321 //"White people"? I don't think you are supposed to acknowledge that group unless you are making a criticism.

The appropriate term to use is "non-non-white".//

You can do it if you accompany it with some kind of tacit condemnation or some acknowledgement that, whatever happens to Whites, they kind of deserve it. So, for example, this would be okay:

"Al Quaeda announced today it would only target White people from now on, saying they were the best group to target in order to get credit for attacks. Some have suggested that White people have undue privilege in America as a result of continuing discrimination against minorities."

And then have a professor of critical race theory on to talk or something.

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (v1jyi)

322 CBS news says there is no new evidence of wrongdoing by HRC in the Benghazi report. No mention of the old evidence.

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (BO/km)

323 Job fairs.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (HgMAr)

324 In my experience there's no such thing as luck.
Posted by: O. W. Kenobi at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (KDTCE)

----

yeah right

Posted by: Billionaire George Lucas at June 28, 2016 06:34 PM (EqWBv)

325 CBS news says there is no new evidence of wrongdoing by HRC in the Benghazi report.

Slap another coat of Teflon on me, baby!1!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 28, 2016 06:34 PM (Tyii7)

326 Well the Nationals have a young phenom on the mound tonight against Harvey and the Mets and A-Rod get's a start after being benched against all righties. Good Stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 06:35 PM (zp+j1)

327 322
CBS news says there is no new evidence of wrongdoing by HRC in the Benghazi report. No mention of the old evidence.

Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2016 06:32 PM (BO/km)
-------------It's like a hive of bees. They would all willingly give their lives to protect the Queen.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 06:36 PM (9iR5/)

328

Is it truly out of the question that the New Left cretins that have moved into power are as sick in the head as the shitstains from the 60s that blew up people?

It's just that they have more resources now, they are in the govt, a collection of idiots...Maoists, Trotskyites, Gramscian Marxist Commies, Full On Commies, Lesbo Socialists, HomoCommies, TransMarxists, Pederast Commies, and every other sort of fucked up progressive...

And this is the result...the diminishing of terrorism, and the exacerbating of the White Privilege.

Make no mistake, this stuff is straight out of the University.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at June 28, 2016 06:36 PM (mop5z)

329 new thread. I won

Posted by: mallfly SuPreme at June 28, 2016 06:37 PM (qSIlh)

330 Old Blue -

Close....they would all willingly give OUR lives......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 28, 2016 06:37 PM (pzga3)

331 It's like a hive of bees. They would all willingly give their lives to protect the Queen.


Posted by: Old Blue
****

They may yet get their chance.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 28, 2016 06:37 PM (LWWrf)

332 alt-right convention

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 06:37 PM (IqV8l)

333 "He probably used a 9mm.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (9JISm)"

I seem to recall that the Marshall and Sanow analyses of real world shootings found that FMJ 9mm and .45 ACP were exactly equal in effectiveness. I think that they were both a bit better than 60% one shot stops. The statistics they collected were probably not that statistically valid for oddball cartridges that are not used that much but FMJ 9mm and .45 are fairly common.


I also understand that if you are justified in shooting, it is tactically better to shoot someone more than once but that actually is an argument in favor of 9mm as opposed to .45 because you can carry more rounds in a 9mm magazine than in a .45 of the same size. There is also the issue that bad guys often show up in packs rather than alone, in which case you don't want any of them to feel left out because you didn't bring enough bullets for everybody.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 06:37 PM (QHgTq)

334 generally you don't want to start scaring the whites.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 28, 2016 06:42 PM (Cq0oW)

335 Turkey is having a tough week, what with the Pope mentioning the Armenian Genocide

*something that the US will still not officially mention*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2016 06:42 PM (gyKtp)

336 As much as I want it to never happen, but it's true... our nation will never take terrorism seriously until the soccer moms take it in the gut. When they get the message from their school that their own children are sheltering in place while some 'Allah Ackbar' spouting terrorist scum is killing their own children... then the entire equation changes.

I'd like to think that they would process this possibility prior to the fact. But I can't see any but a tiny minority thinking this through. The majority of them won't.

Until it's too late.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 28, 2016 06:43 PM (ZnIt3)

337 Don't shoot until you see the eyes of their whites.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 06:44 PM (IqV8l)

338 "...our nation will never take terrorism seriously until the soccer moms take it in the gut. "

They would still vote whatever way Oprah says.

Posted by: navybrat at June 28, 2016 06:47 PM (mrxD3)

339 Why is it all "white people" and "cracker" these days, WTF happened to being called a "honkey"?

Posted by: JROD at June 28, 2016 06:47 PM (1kzjW)

340 Apparently Cruz's 'radical islam' hearing today brought out all the right people... and others conspicuous by their absence.

http://tinyurl.com/gwpp5rh

Administration officials decline to testify...? I'm shocked.

Code Pink hates 'islamophobia'??? Go figure...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 28, 2016 06:52 PM (ry4ab)

341 336 As much as I want it to never happen, but it's true... our nation will never take terrorism seriously until the soccer moms take it in the gut. When they get the message from their school that their own children are sheltering in place while some 'Allah Ackbar' spouting terrorist scum is killing their own children... then the entire equation changes.

I'd like to think that they would process this possibility prior to the fact.

But I can't see any but a tiny minority thinking this through. The majority of them won't.

Until it's too late.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 28, 2016 06:43 PM (ZnIt3)



Sadly, I'm afraid that this is true.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 06:57 PM (oKE6c)

342 > A gay guy, a Muslim and a US President walk into a bar..
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 28, 2016 06:04 PM (k8tEg)

So Obama was alone?

Posted by: Ti at June 28, 2016 07:07 PM (mBYZv)

343 Psssst, guys? If you want to be taken seriously, target the MSM.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (kWQPe)

Hollywood - especially the Academy Awards - would make an even bigger splash.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 07:13 PM (oKE6c)

344 Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 28, 2016 06:52 PM (ry4ab)

Damn good thing that fiscal conservative House Speaker Ryan knows how to avoid budget battles by giving Obama everything he asked for in his last lame duck year and then Ryan threw in another 10% or so just because he's a nice guy.

And if McConnell hadn't threatened Obama with immediate impeachment if he overstepped his Constitutional authority we'd be in real trouble.

Oh wait,

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 28, 2016 07:30 PM (wYnyS)

345 341 336 As much as I want it to never happen, but it's true... our nation will never take terrorism seriously until the soccer moms take it in the gut. When they get the message from their school that their own children are sheltering in place while some 'Allah Ackbar' spouting terrorist scum is killing their own children... then the entire equation changes.

I'd like to think that they would process this possibility prior to the fact.

But I can't see any but a tiny minority thinking this through. The majority of them won't.

Until it's too late.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 28, 2016 06:43 PM (ZnIt3)


Sadly, I'm afraid that this is true.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 06:57 PM (oKE6c)


Uh, they've already attacked our soldiers stateside( a few times) ; they' ve attacked our sports spectators ( children were in the crowd) and they ' ve attacked our gay youth amd lest we forget, they attacked our businessment twice. I can't imagine what else it would take for our country to wake up and face/admit the threat.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 28, 2016 07:39 PM (FHSCH)

346 "I can't imagine what else it would take for our country to wake up and face/admit the threat.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 28, 2016 07:39 PM (FHSCH)"


If the media could blame it on a Republican. Anything else and the media will bury it.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 28, 2016 08:12 PM (QHgTq)

347 So ISIS attacked a gay bar so no women would be killed? Makes sense. I wonder if the internet/porn is driving some of these repressed guys a little crazy. They visit the porn sites and are like, "These infidels must be crushed! In five more minutes!"

Posted by: bjk at June 28, 2016 08:43 PM (x2rNW)

348 #343 - George Soros.

Posted by: vivi at June 28, 2016 09:53 PM (11H2y)

349 But Obama is not a Muslim...

Posted by: James at June 29, 2016 01:41 AM (8NivZ)

350 So they're going from being ignored and excused by the left to a high probability of them being praised by many leftist, SJW and BLM members.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 29, 2016 03:27 AM (XwTyM)

351 I guess I have to explain it to you. I thought it was obvious.

Hillary has never had an Orgasm.

Not from a Man, not from a Woman, not from a Pulsating Shower Head, not from Herself.

Everything stems from this sublimated anger.

Every Man has let her down. Every Woman has let her down. God has let her down.

When you choose to Accept This as Truth your Soul goes Corrupt.

Only Power can make the Corrupt Soul seem Worthwhile.

I repeat:

Only Power can make the Corrupt Soul seem Worthwhile.

Hillary's inability to achieve Orgasm has brought her to where she is.

It has brought Us to Where We Are.

A Cigar inserted in a Vagina ain't gonna fix this one.

Posted by: Smelly Farts at June 29, 2016 05:12 AM (pDl54)

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