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At Least 10 Dead, 40 Wounded in Terrorist Attack at Istanbul Airport
Update: 10 now reported dead. It is now reported that two suicide bombers were attempting to enter the airport, but were fired upon by security/police. They then detonated their bombs. I suppose that means the carnage was less than it was planned to be.I wonder if [omitted] had anything to do with the Istanbul attack.
— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) June 28, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 28, 2016 03:54 PM (AQpnq)
Guys. Guys. Guys.
I've got it. If they're going to make these attacks just outside the lines that we're using to search for these kinds of things, let's just... move the lines further back in the process. So don't even let the people go in the door before we start the screening process.
But Joe, you say, "What stops them from then doing the attacks just outside the doors as well."
And I've thought of that as well. Because we want to be 2 steps ahead of them, we'll pre-emptively move the screening process for passengers even further back in the process. We will monitor every potential passenger at every point in their day. The attackers can't make the attack before they start being watched if they're always being watched. QED.
There. I solved the problem. Somebody give me all the money.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2016 03:54 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2016 03:55 PM (ze1KG)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 28, 2016 03:55 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2016 03:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at June 28, 2016 03:55 PM (0sLvz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 03:57 PM (1ZOkK)
...and top 5.
Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 28, 2016 03:57 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 03:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 03:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 03:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: avi at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (fijdj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (cemxO)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (/tuJf)
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 03:55 PM (1ZOkK)
*Hands Shep a tissue*
You have a little verbal diarrhea on your face there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Marie Harf at June 28, 2016 03:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: artist at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Colin at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (HQP2c)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (hLRSq)
Brexit had made their lives a living hell.
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (oKE6c)
Pfft. Almost eighty million people live in Turkey. They can absorb a few wounded.
We kill more than that on a long week end in Chicago.
Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (qNlse)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 03:59 PM (zp+j1)
Because they actually take it seriously.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: IP at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (Fol9S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (frf5f)
Posted by: artist at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Gershie Kuntzman at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jesse "The Derp" Ventura at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (lDrRt)
Probably more like ask for a ten fold increase in immigration lottery slots for Turkish citizens.
To which the GOP will counter by making it a twenty fold increase.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (cemxO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 28, 2016 04:01 PM (K27gs)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 28, 2016 04:01 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:01 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at June 28, 2016 04:01 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 28, 2016 04:00 PM (hLRSq)
You have to, when you live/work in Baltimore.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2016 04:01 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
How soon is now?
Posted by: Morrisey at June 28, 2016 04:01 PM (p2X2f)
This sort of crap (mixed with election 2016) may be the main reason I'm getting into baseball like never before this year.
I need that escape more and more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (8o3AL)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Algore at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 28, 2016 04:01 PM (QM5S2)
And if you don't agree, you filthy kaffir, we will kill you in the name of Allah! ULULULULULULULULU!!!!
Posted by: Mohammed Mahmoud Mohamed at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Stannis_Jefferson at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (vF9bi)
Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Algore at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (8ZskC)
=======================
Without global warming the triggers wouldn't have worked.
Let's see you try to falsify that!
Posted by: Al Gore's Head at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (8o3AL)
He did give speech today. I can connect those dots.
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (Z+McQ)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: brak at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (MJuTN)
Posted by: Algore at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (8ZskC)
Al, do you like movies about gladiators?
Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (3ZoRf)
Either way it will have accomplished its goal: terrorize.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: artist at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (/tuJf)
"It's far too early to jump to conclusions about motivation. Let's not be hasty here. Islam is a religion of peace. Don't rush to judgment."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (8ZskC)
Or is that considered jihadi porn.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (frf5f)
Posted by: Naes at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (oR3Xa)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (/tuJf)
OW OW OW OW MY SHOULDER!!!!!!
Posted by: Gershie Kuntzman at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (8ZskC)
He did give speech today. I can connect those dots.
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2016 04:03 PM (Z+McQ)
There ya go.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (0LHZx)
It sounds like heaven.
Posted by: TOM WHYMAN, Philsopher at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: artist at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (TwnkX)
======================
They did. It was the mixture of love with peace and understanding that actually set off the bomb, though.
Dangerous mixture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (8o3AL)
I need that escape more and more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (8o3AL) "
Roll Tribe.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (NOIQH)
I'm a reasonable man, but this heat is making me crazy.
Posted by: Mustafa Natan Jessupogan at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (0LHZx)
They may, however, get the blame.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (NOIQH)
Ban the chemicals that make the bombs!
Bombshell directive from AG Lynch
Have you hugged a suicide bomber today?
Posted by: Roldrik Mavo at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (s2LSa)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (JQc53)
Posted by: Timon at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (396pH)
into a store and get hand grenades easier than a license!
Posted by: Steve Kerr, Constitution and weapon expert at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: BHO at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (FohCt)
Posted by: TOM WHYMAN, Philsopher at June 28, 2016 04:06 PM (4e+hS) "
Gotta break a few eggs to make a true diversity omelette.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: ADK46er at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (AZ08z)
Posted by: duke at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (EQNFN)
That would be the PKK, i.e. the commies. Why the commies have a beef with Turkey is a mystery.
Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (qNlse)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Whatever at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (Mrl1e)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Hillary's Taint at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (oR3Xa)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (NOIQH) "
Wait...there are Jews that *don't* shape-shift?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (Z+McQ)
Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (8ZskC)
Culmination of years of micro-aggressions.
Not enough non-gender-binary restrooms at Istanbul International Musloid Red Carpet Lounge.
Those evil, autonomous, AI suicide vests - Stephen Hawking is right! Out of control!
Cake!
Posted by: Religion of Piss (brazenly stolen) at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (k+Mb7)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (JQc53)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert
Not applauding loud enough?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (qNlse)
The Kurds and the Turks have had a thing since ... forever.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (kumBu)
If I could shift my shape, I'd have 6-pack abs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (0mRoj)
The "Transitioning Worlds Against Terroirism" or TWAT bill passed by voice vote 100-0.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (cemxO)
Posted by: State Prosecutor for Idaho at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (hqZPQ)
I'm a reasonable man, but this heat is making me crazy.
1 hour per pound at 325!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: ejo at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (il4FI)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:04 PM (/tuJf)
If only automatic weapons were banned in Turkey...
Posted by: Timon at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (396pH)
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (JQc53)
Posted by: Keyser Soze at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Facebook Trending (Merkel Approved) News at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (lDrRt)
enter the airport, but were fired upon by security/police."
The last pair of jihadi airport queue bombers had a characteristic "tell" involving their precautions to keep static electricity from inadvertently setting off their devices. Be awfully interesting to see if this lot were using the same giveaway method.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:07 PM (NOIQH)
======================
You're right. Can't include the good Democratic operatives who continue to work hard running school systems into the ground.
They're heroes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (8o3AL)
A: Because Muslims have shown it works.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (oKE6c)
Huma knows all about the "muslim front lash."
*hic*
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
It is the Golden Age of Television.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (R+30W)
Mitt Romney noted that he was raised in the Detroit area*, which has a large Muslim population. "They are peace-loving and America-loving individuals. I believe that very sincerely. I believe people of the Islamic faith do not have to subscribe to the idea of radical, violent jihadism."
* -cough- Bloomfield Hills -cough-
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (p4UlV) "
Yes, yes, good....keep them off our scent. They can't know....yet.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (jjNBN)
Posted by: Michael Corleone at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (p4UlV)
Is it all right if I go to the bathroom?
Posted by: Michael Corleone at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (8ZskC)
Punk.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Secretary of State Lurch Kerry at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (H9MG5)
Only the 5-sided space jooo can shape shift. The others merely collect blood for passover rituals.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: Captain McCluskey at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:08 PM (oKE6c)
Pffft. If a grease-down and shiatsu from our public officials counts as a backlash...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 28, 2016 04:10 PM (JQc53) "
Yes. He thinks the terrorists needed a better pick and roll game and more bomb movement if they wanted to penetrate the airport defenses. Sloppy bomb-hogging terrorists don't win championships.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:13 PM (kumBu)
* -cough- Bloomfield Hills -cough-
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (kdS6q)
A sufficient number seem to do so, though.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 28, 2016 04:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Yo! at June 28, 2016 04:13 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Algore at June 28, 2016 04:02 PM (8ZskC)
Did you know that more murders are committed at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature?
I read an article once. At lower temperatures people are easygoing, over 92 it's too hot to move, but just 92, PEOPLE GET IRRITIBLE!
Posted by: Siouxie Sioux at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: avi at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (fijdj)
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: Secretary of State Lurch Kerry at June 28, 2016 04:12 PM (H9MG5)
=======================
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kill Mexicans...and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Wait...wrong Taylor?
Fine...I'll just recede into history again.
Posted by: Zachary Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (8o3AL)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (ND7OQ)
Posted by: Michael Corleone
He's clean. I've frisked a thousand young punks.
Posted by: Capt. McKluskey at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Repressed homosexual tendencies.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (0mRoj)
I think you're tolkien some weed, bra.
Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (JQc53)
The last pair of jihadi airport queue bombers had a characteristic "tell" involving their precautions to keep static electricity from inadvertently setting off their devices.
Dragging a chain like the old gasoline trucks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Michael Corleone
He's clean. I've frisked a thousand young punks.
Posted by: Capt. McKluskey at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (1xUj/)
Hey, how's the Italian food in this joint?
I don't know, but they do a killer goulash.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2016 04:09 PM (VndSC)
That would be on the lite side...Damn, how I hate to look at the Chicago Tribune, at least a third of the stories are about Trump this, Trump that.
Posted by: Colin at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (HQP2c)
Posted by: Keyser Soze at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
=====================
Impossible to determine. Give us six months.
Posted by: FBI at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (8o3AL)
Posted by: The FBI at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: John McSame at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (mdhLY)
Somebody should take upon themselves to conduct a study to see what that is the case.
You could probably leave out religion as a cause. But everything else... absolutely on the table.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: Capt. McKluskey
You must have to pay a fortune in hush money.
Posted by: Denny Hastert at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (lDrRt)
No, of course not. It was the accidental discharge of not one, but two, explosive devices which innocent men were just carrying by happenstance to the same place.
And James Taranto isn't fooling anybody by omitting the omitted word. He's gonna get a call.
We all know what that is a dog-whistle for. Racist!!!!!11!1
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (kKHcp)
off topic and probably silly but we went into a chicken restaurant today - fast food
a muslim woman in full attire other covering her face served us, but barely
she took our order and money but did not get us or hand us our food, and when she was supposed to get us a drink from the fridge just behind her, she refused.
she kept telling another worker to get it an asian girl who simply refused and would motion for her to get it as she was busy getting the orders completed in the back
she simply refused to budge
another older woman came out from the back offices after seeing this and got it for us, and then another older man, probably the manager, came out to greet us, on both sides of the stubborn one
was an odd moment, and totally out of place
we were the only ones in line
ramadan? they have an issue with serving food, or primadonna?
the whole thing was out there
we were in a very heavy muslim community (one we've never been to but were traveling a bit away from home)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (/tuJf)
Well sure, Mitt, they don't have to. But they certainly do an awful lot, huh?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM
I like salami and the Lakers, too!
Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (bzd8I)
And by a female suicide bomber.
Obama's joke about governors being afraid of "women and 3 year olds" (re: not wanting refugees) will never get old. Because we all know women would never participate in terrorism, and children don't commit crimes (like 8 year old participating in gang-rape). Nope. We are TOTES safe taking in the world's refugees, unvetted.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Barak O'Farker at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (VH4AT)
"If you like pina colonics . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Capt. McKluskey at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (1xUj/) "
Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that vest. I don't want my imam coming out of that mosque with just his dick in his hands.
Posted by: Sunni Al Quor-Leone at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: EU elites at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: Clemenza at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (hR1Jj)
You were a filthy uncovered kuffir whore.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at June 28, 2016 04:18 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: EU elites at June 28, 2016 04:18 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: Barak O'Farker at June 28, 2016 04:18 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Repressed homosexual tendencies.
Posted by: Insomniac
No, we're talking about the bombers, not the FBI.
Posted by: Aviator at June 28, 2016 04:18 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: The FBI at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (8ZskC)
You morons can't even get a simple cliche right.
It's can't find your ass with both hands tied behind your back!
Without the "hands tied behind your back, it's NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger, not using all caps today, because I forgot at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
that goes without saying
one exception tho, my husband was there
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Mohammed G at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Barak O'Farker at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Keyser Soze at June 28, 2016 04:15 PM (/tuJf)
Gosh, someone should question all these suicide bombers, see if they're connected somehow, by some common purpose.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mohammed G'areen at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (KUaJL)
It's can't find your ass with both hands tied behind your back!
Mine was the traditional Celtic version.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (O2RFr)
we were the only ones in line
ramadan? they have an issue with serving food, or primadonna?
Bombadan.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (R+30W)
They did just normalize relations with Israel, so I'm thinking no.
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Insomniac
No, we're talking about the bombers, not the FBI.
Posted by: Aviator at June 28, 2016 04:18 PM (c7vUv)
The FBI doesn't bother repressing theirs?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (p2X2f)
ramadan? they have an issue with serving food, or primadonna?
You were a filthy uncovered kuffir whore.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
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My guess is she was a lazy slob.
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (4e+hS)
It's a distinct and intentional lack of respect.
While Sollazzo is indeed older than Michael, Michael is representing his father and family and still should have been referred to formally as "su" until he says "damme tu." That's the way the Guineas do it.
The movie doesn't make any kind of deal out of it but Italian speakers got it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (s/EUv)
Posted by: EU elites at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (TMgNe)
There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.....
Posted by: Carly Fiorina - So, I'm Vice President now, right?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (OkKDg)
Don't know, I've never had that happen to me. Sometimes people are just weird and uncooperative.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Mohammed G'areen
That there is funny.
Posted by: Capt. McKluskey at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Mohammed G'areen at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (hqZPQ)
The worshippers couldn't get a nonalcoholic drink at the prayer rugs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Recip Erdogan at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (kumBu)
As God is my witness, I saw Turk pieces fly!
Too soon?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (kWQPe)
I wonder if there will be any more by the end of the day.
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (pC96u)
And thats when the fighting started.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (/tuJf)
Mitt Romney noted that he was raised in the Detroit area, which has a large Muslim population.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 04:11 PM (kdS6q)
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Yeah, even forgetting that he lived in a fancy, white neighborhood, nowhere in the Detroit area was there a "large" Muslim population back then.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (T/5A0)
*waves*
They force us to convert before making us suicide bombers.
Posted by: Christian school girls kidnapped by Boko Haram at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (0mRoj)
that goes without saying
one exception tho, my husband was there
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 04:19 PM (qCMvj)
Hmm...so just filthy kuffir.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Sunni Al Quor-Leone at June 28, 2016 04:17 PM (kumBu)
Leave the bomb. Take the baklava.
Posted by: Khal-mensah at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (7HtZB)
Just all of My Muslim Brothers, and a few Mexican Drug Gangs for good measure.
Posted by: King Preezy JEF at June 28, 2016 04:22 PM (XMDuf)
Will we ever learn the motive of the bombings? Was the bomber a closet pilot who was lashing out?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (493sH)
But, it was the Kurds!
Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at June 28, 2016 04:18 PM (QM5S2)
...............
Maybe we should ask Giorgio Tsoukalos instead.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (VH4AT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2016 04:20 PM (8ZskC)
Oh, well that explains why it wasn't funny. Carry on, then!
Posted by: Ben Rothlisburger, not using all caps today, because I forgot at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Bobby at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (NUeGK)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (kumBu)
Too soon?
I''m laughing, but then I laughed through "Dawn of the Dead."
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 28, 2016 04:24 PM (8ZskC)
Does this mean the Turkey-Israel pipeline deal is off?
Wait, how will Israel get a pipeline through Syria?
Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 04:24 PM (qNlse)
I flew in and out of the main Istanbul airport (and a few other airports in Turkey) a half dozen times in late 2008 for work. Even back then you had to place your bags on a conveyor and go through a metal detector just to physically get into the airports themselves.
Posted by: Russtovich at June 28, 2016 04:24 PM (pFXle)
What does the map look like and what accuracy GPS?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 04:24 PM (dSuDi)
Because of the knee jerk reaction from our government.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (o+SC1)
They likely believed in a Tofurkey view of islam that does not represent that great religion of peace.
Posted by: the Hussein Clown Posse at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (VH4AT)
Will Turkey warn of a backlash against Muslims?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (493sH)
They were shot by police inside the international arrivals terminal by the security check point
PKK or Isis
Any claims of responsibility?
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 04:23 PM (VH4AT)
C'mon, it's not THAT serious.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2016 04:26 PM (mP1y7)
Notice that the Orlando "hate" attack is out of the news.... Don't hear anything about it except the random LGBT'er saying it was because of the republicans and their hate....
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Yo! at June 28, 2016 04:26 PM (GwIKd)
Those police need some training against their unconscious biases. If they hadn't started shooting, the poor victims might have not blown themselves up in self defense.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2016 04:27 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: torabora at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (VH4AT)
They'd have to put a moratorium on their own country then.
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2016 04:27 PM (7HtZB)
At least it isn't a good chance it was AR-15 toting white 2nd amendment nuts so we shouldn't get any lectures.
Posted by: Skip
The day is still young.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2016 04:27 PM (TMgNe)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:27 PM (39g3+)
Any claims of responsibility?
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2016 04:25 PM (zOTsN)<<<
Who?
Posted by: the Hussein Clown Posse, what still insists on calling them ISIL at June 28, 2016 04:27 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (NnYnv)
It's a sick world that can make us become so cynical.
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (q177U)
Posted by: John, my maverick is showing, McCain at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (86StK)
Posted by: Without apology to Arlo Guthrie at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (9mTYi)
And we now have our meaningless sympathy graphic:
Huffington Post
Thinking of those who lost their lives in today's attack at Istanbul's Ataturk airport.
[pic]
twitter.com/HuffingtonPost/status/747885457975939073
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (kdS6q)
That was always going to fall off asap since it screwed the meme.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (UpGcq)
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Sounds like [unmentionable] assisted in limiting the death toll.
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2016 04:29 PM (2mC6G)
At least they called it an attack and not an "accident."
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2016 04:29 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2016 04:30 PM (zOTsN)
That was always going to fall off asap since it screwed the meme.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (kWQPe)
They just need one isolated incident to declare their narrative to be true, yet repeated examples to the contrary are dismissed as isolated incidents...
Posted by: The Narrative Hat at June 28, 2016 04:30 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: donna
Workplace accidents are a real bummer.
Posted by: Bill Ayers at June 28, 2016 04:30 PM (lDrRt)
You're right... They didn't lose it it was taken....
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: John, my maverick is showing, McCain at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (86StK)
________________________
Read a story this morning that Mark Zuckerberg's neighbors in Hawaii are pissed because he is building a big stone wall around his compound there, and blocking the neighbors' sea views.
Borders and walls are raaaaaacist . . . . unless you're a billionaire, and you want one around your property.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (NnYnv)
Wait --- it's OK to send thoughts and prayers again?
>>At least it isn't a good chance it was AR-15 toting white 2nd amendment nuts so we shouldn't get any lectures.
Terrorists exchanged gunfire w/security using AK-47s, so.....bad guns, BAD!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Max Power
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True. The Left have made us so cynical that we have little active outrage remaining. To compensate, we engage in gallows humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (9mTYi)
I think I can safely say these attackers were Tea Party motivated.
Posted by: Brian Ross at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (Ee2nz)
It's HuffPo. They're probably more concerned about the bombers' lives.
Posted by: moral equivalence at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (2WoCi)
Posted by: Yo! at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (QM5S2)
It's a sick world that can make us become so cynical.
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (q177U)
Yes, it's a sick world, and I cannot think of too many healthier ways to process it than with dark humor.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (TOk1P)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Brian Ross at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (rznWS)
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Donald Trump caused this.
Or, maybe the Brits.
Posted by: MSM at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (9mTYi)
Huffington Post
Thinking of those who lost their lives in today's attack at Istanbul's Ataturk airport.
[pic]
twitter.com/HuffingtonPost/status/747885457975939073
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2016 04:28 PM (kdS6q)
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And we should tell them to stuff their sympathy until they want to do something about Islamic Terrorism.
Or we could say it's their hatred of patriarchal cultures--and that while they hate those communities, we're not buying that they really are sorry.
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:29 PM (O2RFr)
.................
Loretta Lynch didn't get there in time.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
The only way to prevent this from happening again is to ban the AR-15 immediately!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (ucDmr)
...oh those guys, whatever. Brown people."
-Joe Biden
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:33 PM (/tuJf)
Based on my experience with women, that number seems low.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (KUaJL)
These morons aren't affected by the policies they advocate for us proles. I'm sure he has armed bodyguards too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (NOIQH)
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With the way security lines get backed up and could have up to 100 people or more in close proximity, I think it's very possible the security line WAS the target
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:31 PM (9mTYi)
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Yes, we actually have to pursue disingenuousness just to keep up.
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (2mC6G)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?
NOT having to hump a smelly goatfucker.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (kWQPe)
I'm guessing its the PKK
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at June 28, 2016 04:30 PM (lDrRt)
Recently I was watching a documentary made in the 80s, on Soviet (and related) spy operations, mostly in the West. Prominently featured, among other things, were the efforts of leftists in the U.S., and their connections to Cuban infiltrators.
Needless to say, Ayers and Bernadine Dorne and their little gang were discussed.
How quickly we develop amnesia over our OWN recent history... almost as if it never happened.
Almost.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (TOk1P)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (hNICT)
...................
72 normal white heterosexual males?
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willy at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (Ffw22)
Same as the lads, an express ticket to paradise. Which theoretically is full of all the best things, but doesn't mention anything great for the girls. All of the women mentioned there are perpetual virgins servicing the men.
Or, depending on how the passage mentioning paradise, boys servicing the men.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:36 PM (39g3+)
are pissed because he is building a big stone wall around his compound
there, and blocking the neighbors' sea views. Borders and walls are raaaaaacist . . . . unless you're a billionaire, and you want one around your property."
A billionaire, or an elite establishment political figure. Lyin' Ryan put up a similar wall around his spread in WI.
Let's see if we can retire him to that spread in the primary. Go Paul Nehlen!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2016 04:36 PM (noWW6)
We're trying to have a serious conversation here and you bring in mythical stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:36 PM (/tuJf)
I've studied Islam. But I can't recall what The ladies are offered for martyrdom.
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (hNICT)
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I once saw some girl who was locked up forever in an Israeli jail saying "I'll have a husband in heaven!"
But I don't know where she got that idea.
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 04:36 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: JackStraw
Attn: Jihadis
Aug. 6. Mecca. The hottest party ever. Be there.
Posted by: Little Boy at June 28, 2016 04:36 PM (TMgNe)
Ban airports.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2016 04:36 PM (YsN7f)
twitter.com/HuffingtonPost/status/747885457975939073"
That was very sincere and moving. (For a random compassionate phrase generator, that is). I'm near tears.
Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2016 04:37 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 28, 2016 04:37 PM (MNgU2)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?<<<
Getting to drive a car?
... badly of course... because women... but still, just being able to drive.
Posted by: gonna be looking for a safe space at June 28, 2016 04:37 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:32 PM (hNICT)
What Huma wears with Hillary?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 28, 2016 04:37 PM (hLRSq)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?
They get their clitoris back.
And then it gets chopped off 72 more times.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:37 PM (IqV8l)
I say goats.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2016 04:38 PM (YsN7f)
Posted by: The Media at June 28, 2016 04:38 PM (rznWS)
PKK likes to bomb military and police and areas near them
International arrivals? Kind of thinking ISIS
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: every despicable Useful idiot in media and government at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (jBuUi)
Worked great here.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (TMgNe)
Midnight Express.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (p4UlV)
Attn: Jihadis
Aug. 6. Mecca. The hottest party ever. Be there.
Posted by: Little Boy
May I join you?
Posted by: Fat Man at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: donna
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Or ' A tragedy'. You see, if it is a 'tragedy', as they referred to Orlando, then it might have been avoided. Of course, the 'tragic' aspect isn't that the dude was Islamic, or that the FBI dropped the ball on account of PC-ism, or that he was a Democrat. No, no... the 'tragic' part is that Republicans were complicit in supplying the guy with a gun.
Posted by: MSM at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 04:35 PM (lKyWE)
Does the PPK do suicide bombings? I didn't think that was their MO
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?
Not being one of the 72 female virgins ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (AoK0a)
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heh
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (zOTsN)
ISIS? It would depend on how much Mallory is getting paid. That kind of wet work isn't cheap.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Tent Sale at the Outrage Outlet! Sizzling Summer Savings on Slurs, Slams, and Slanders at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (r65B3)
Didn't someone say that the actual phrase was mistranslated and instead of being 72 "virgins" it's "raisins"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (frf5f)
We're trying to have a serious conversation here and you bring in mythical stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:36 PM (/tuJf)
First someone's gotta find it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (oKE6c)
Aug. 6. Mecca. The hottest party ever. Be there.
Posted by: Little Boy
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Bigger than Burning Man?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (9mTYi)
Not really PKK's style. They like going after Police Stations and small Military Posts. Normally.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 28, 2016 04:41 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:41 PM (HgMAr)
Are those the same pollsters that insisted Remain was going to win in England?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 04:41 PM (qNlse)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 28, 2016 04:41 PM (fofP7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:41 PM (39g3+)
ABC news poll....
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:41 PM (O2RFr)
He just asked, "How does Shep Smith keep his job?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (39g3+)
Worked great here.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2016 04:21 PM (TMgNe)
Midnight Express.
- - - -
The Prison was based on the one in Sinop...my old stompin' grounds. Some of the walls date back to the time of the Hitites.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (frf5f)
It's not that. As I understand it, written Arabic (like Hebrew, which I think also does this) doesn't include the vowels. So the meaning depends on what vowels you put in.So "nclr" could be "unclear" or "nuclear."But I could be wrong about this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Fat Man at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (IqV8l)
Harry Reid has dibs on Little Boy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (zOTsN)
The Obama Administration has released a transcript of the incident:
Suicide bomber #1: Generic Deity Ackbar! (Boom!)
Suicide bomber #2: Really, "Higher Power" can refer to anything you want it to, according to The Twelve Step Program Ackbar! (Boom!)
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (jBuUi)
He just asked, "How does Shep Smith keep his job?"
Is he getting the vapors?
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (r65B3)
Sinop spelled backwards is Penis. And I read that has Hit Titties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
And a poll today says Clinton leads Trump on their Orlando responses and they trust her more with national Security..... I give up... hopeless...
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
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Fuck.
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (pC96u)
I hate when people say a terrorist attack is a tragedy. A car accident is a tragedy. An attack is an atrocity.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (YsN7f)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: donna
Just last week, the "polls" said REMAIN would win.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Polish Polls ... at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Yo! at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Haven't you heard? Shep is the Quarterback. He makes the calls.
Actually Shep is a
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (1ZOkK)
Suicide bomber #2: Really, "Higher Power" can refer to anything you want it to, according to The Twelve Step Program Ackbar! (Boom!)
Posted by: zombie
that's not what I heard.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
God bless him.
Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (iQIUe)
Vegas?
That'll just piss off the casino interests. You do not want to piss of the casino interests.
Posted by: The Corn-field burying Hat at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (vBeA5)
they trust her more with national Security..... I give up...
hopeless...
Posted by: donna
All we can hope for is a massive Bradley Effect to be in play right now.
Posted by: Little Boy at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (TMgNe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (1ZOkK)
And a poll today says Clinton leads Trump on their Orlando responses and they trust her more with national Security..... I give up... hopeless...
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
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Fuck.
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (pC96u)
Polls are meant to shape public opinion, not reflect it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (TMgNe)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (r65B3)
Just ask Harry Reid.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?
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Lighter beatings from their husbands?
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (1ZOkK)
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Between holes?
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:44 PM (O2RFr)
Well, if you consider the mouth one hole and... Yeah, I'm between holes.
Posted by: Reggie at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (mf5HN)
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Friggin' Genius!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (r65B3)
Turkey has been rife with false-flag operations essentially forever.
Observe how whenever Erdogan wants to go wipe out a couple of Kurdish villages that might interfere with the family oil smuggling racket, there's always a conveniently timed "PKK" atrocity to justify retaliatory action.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (noWW6)
Shep tells us the JEF has been informed of the attack.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (1ZOkK)
...............
Amazing. How on earth does he get tomorrow's newspaper today?
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (HgMAr)
I've heard that claim, but I can't imagine these fools blowing themselves up for something you can buy at the grocery store.
But then they are fanatics.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (O2RFr)
Is it Istanbul not Constantinople?
Is it Istanbul not Constantinople?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (dSuDi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I thought he was a wide receiver.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Polish Polls
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I'm afraid that it whistling past the graveyard. We'll see.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (p4UlV)
Between holes?
Posted by: donna
Must.
Scrub.
Brain now.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (TMgNe)
Shep informs us, "Those people with the bombs weren't able to get on any planes."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Yeah, it sounded as if he were downplaying the whole thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (IqV8l)
I hate when people say a terrorist attack is a tragedy. A car accident is a tragedy. An attack is an atrocity.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2016 04:43 PM (YsN7f)
Me too.
I also hate it when they say people were "injured." People are injured in accidents; they're WOUNDED in attacks.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (oKE6c)
Ummmmmmmmmmmm.
Wut?
Posted by: alexthechick
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Don't sweat it AlexTC...I think J.J. is still thinking about Hitites.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (r65B3)
Not having to marry their first cousin at 9 years old.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (YsN7f)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (5fylV)
See that kiddies? That's the way you do it. Mock them relentlessly. It's fun, it infuriates them like nothing else, and it belittles them in the eyes of the public. That's as good as it gets.
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (DYhtf)
When she asked, "Why aren't women allowed to worship with the men?" the guide responded darkly, "Because women have no souls."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (1ZOkK)
Polls are meant to shape public opinion, not reflect it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:45 PM (p4UlV)
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Yeah, and sometimes they succeed.
Posted by: iforgot at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (pC96u)
Is it Istanbul not Constantinople?
Is it Istanbul not Constantinople?
Nobodies business but the Turks...
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (frf5f)
I'm afraid that it whistling past the graveyard. We'll see.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Graveyard is right.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (p4UlV)
I'm not a woman, but that sounds like a shitty deal.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (hNICT)
Sure. Erdogun is motivated to lie. But PKK is real. They are terrorists. They have killed Americans. They suicide bomb.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (zOTsN)
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Food desert there. Safeway has shown a disinclination to open stores.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (1ZOkK)
Piffle.
That's what the bell jars are for.
Posted by: alexthechick - I despair I despair at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (mf5HN)
Seriously, what awaits them in paradise?"
72 vials of acid in someone else's face, a driver's license, and one get-out-of-the-house free card.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 28, 2016 04:48 PM (rznWS)
ISIS issued a fatwa against San Francisco and Las Vegas the other day. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 04:34 PM (iQIUe)
Half the people in Vegas wouldn't get up and leave their machines to seek saftey
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 04:49 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: President Barack Obama at June 28, 2016 04:49 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 28, 2016 04:49 PM (LwoxJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I thought he was a wide receiver.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (lDrRt)<<<
I used to be a tight end. But that was many moons ago.
Posted by: Shemp Smith at June 28, 2016 04:49 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 28, 2016 04:49 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (1BQGO)
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Redemption. Figure something happened you would get stoned for if anyone knew, and if you were stoned then you've shamed your family. But here is honor and glory.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (wmxwV)
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (nOp4s)
I suspect that may be true about some of the women I've known
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 04:40 PM (frf5f)
It's not that. As I understand it, written Arabic (like Hebrew, which I think also does this) doesn't include the vowels. So the meaning depends on what vowels you put in.So "nclr" could be "unclear" or "nuclear."But I could be wrong about this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
This whole "raisins" thing has been extensively discussed and analyzed since 9/11. I actually first read about it on September 13, 2001. It has been a standard Internet meme since then. It is not something new.
The whole issue comes down to an scholar of ancient Arabic who wrote a paper back in the '90s pretty persuasively proving that the word we in English translate as "virgins" -- which was originally better transliterated as "houri" -- was misinterpreted (probably intentionally) way way back hundreds of years ago by Islamic scholars looking for a way to make Paradise more enticing. Since the primitive pro-medieval Arabic of the Koran is almost incomprehensible to even fluent modern Arabic speakers, it takes "experts" to tell you what it means. As Jay noted, there are no written vowels in written Arabic, so the word in its original form needed the reader to supply the vowels. The '90s scholar proved that it was almost certain that the missing vowels led to a word that actually mean what we would now call a "golden raisin" -- i.e. a raisin made from a white grape -- and not to a "houri," which would be better translated as "foxy chick" and not "virgin."
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (jBuUi)
Suicide bomber #2: Really, "Higher Power" can refer to anything you want it to, according to The Twelve Step Program Ackbar! (Boom!)
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 04:42 PM (jBuUi)
PrefaceSuicide bomber #1 to Suicide bomber #2: "Let's struggle to improve ourselves! What's that called again?"Suicide bomber #2 to Suicide bomber #1: "Jihad!"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (oKE6c)
I suspect that may be true about some of the women I've known
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (39g3+)
Aretha Franklin Hardest Hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2016 04:51 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Well, I would go that far, but grammiewinger and Fenelonspoke have both offed Morons without even blinking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:51 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Good thing too. Those bomb vests take up a lot of overhead space.
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2016 04:51 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 04:49 PM (lKyWE)
Heh, I can just see a little old woman with a Virigina Slim dangling from her mouth berating some jihadi because he didn't bring her her free drink.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2016 04:51 PM (GUBah)
Bull. Redheads have more souls
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:51 PM (kWQPe)
I think he means souls of their own, not collected ones.
I'm not a woman, but that sounds like a shitty deal.
I think the women that make it to paradise are the 72 virgins.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: President Barack Obama at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (9mTYi)
They're in Africa for grrrlls' rights to education. After Morocco they're off to Spain.
The day the Obamas are paying for trips on their own dime can't get here fast enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Albertsons bought Safeway, so I think we know who's really at fault here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (B48dK)
I've heard that claim, but I can't imagine these fools blowing themselves up for something you can buy at the grocery store.
But then they are fanatics.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 28, 2016 04:46 PM (4WhSY)
I have heard this as well, but thought it was a punchline.. Please Lord let it be true.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:53 PM (hNICT)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 04:53 PM (B48dK)
Didn't know Spain didn't educate their Grrrls...
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:53 PM (O2RFr)
And a poll today says Clinton leads Trump on their Orlando responses and they trust her more with national Security..... I give up... hopeless...
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
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Fuck.
Posted by: iforgot
You both, seriously, are going to be discouraged and dissuaded by MSM polls, which have been proven countless times to be little more than propagandistic bullshit?
Are you really the rubes they think you are?
Sad. Pathetic.
Wise up!
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 04:54 PM (jBuUi)
that the missing vowels led to a word that actually mean what we would
now call a "golden raisin" -- i.e. a raisin made from a white grape --
and not to a "houri," which would be better translated as "foxy chick"
and not "virgin."
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (jBuUi)<<<
Sounds likely. We heard it through the grapevine that those golden raisins are some freaky cats, and into that sort of thing.
Posted by: the California Raisins at June 28, 2016 04:54 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 28, 2016 04:53 PM (hNICT)
I'm hoping they get 72 bunches of arugula.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: steevy
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Coming soon - "The Obama Foundation"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:54 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 28, 2016 04:54 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Not totally, but it's getting harder to find anything positive....
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (O2RFr)
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I heard the bombers wrecked 'em....
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: President Barack Obama
Some one spends entirely too much time on Grinder
Posted by: Arya Stark at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (B48dK)
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Nah, it will be when burly angels seize them and throw them into the pit.
Posted by: Axeman at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (2mC6G)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jmjum3x
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (frf5f)
Anyone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:56 PM (1ZOkK)
- worthless layabout fagamuffin, goatee optional
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 04:56 PM (dSuDi)
The day the Obamas are paying for trips on their own dime can't get here fast enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I doubt that day will ever come. Someone else will always be paying. It might not be us but it will be someone other than the Obamas themselves.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:56 PM (IqV8l)
Half the people in Vegas wouldn't get up and leave their machines to seek saftey
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 04:49 PM (lKyWE)
................
and half the people in SF would greet the goatfuckers in chaps while grabbing their ankles
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 04:56 PM (HgMAr)
dissuaded by MSM polls, which have been proven countless times to be
little more than propagandistic bullshit?
Are you really the rubes they think you are?
Sad. Pathetic.
Wise up!
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 04:54 PM (jBuUi)
Really.
Polls are worthless now. Totally, irrevocably, worthless. Except to give an indication of what others want you to believe.
My favorite: the outlying LAT poll just before the election predicting Gray Davis would survive recall.
He got buried.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: donna
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*shoves some cations into the USB port for Donna*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:57 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:57 PM (IqV8l)
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I heard the bombers wrecked 'em....
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (r65B3)
Rectum? Never touched 'em!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 04:57 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:57 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2016 04:58 PM (dSuDi)
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Except for the SS.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 04:58 PM (9mTYi)
Hey, for a culture that thinks "A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, and a melon for ecstasy," that isn't much of a stretch.
Posted by: Hassan bin Layyed at June 28, 2016 04:58 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:55 PM (O2RFr)
Be of good cheer. The Commies lay awake nights trying to make their supporters think they're in the majority (see, e.g., "Bolshevik" when the Bolsheviks were in no way shape or form the majority), and to dismay their opponents by making them think that defeat is inevitable.
My guess: the Hillary campaign is in trouble.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 04:59 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:59 PM (1ZOkK)
Remember what happened in the Port of Istanbul to our Navy sailors on liberty a few years ago?
Anyone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Attacked by mobs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 04:59 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
I'M IN! Gimme that vest!
Posted by: Rosie O'Douchebag at June 28, 2016 04:59 PM (lDrRt)
Posted by: The Bombers at June 28, 2016 05:00 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:00 PM (zp+j1)
Remember what happened in the Port of Istanbul to our Navy sailors on liberty a few years ago?
Anyone?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Attacked by mobs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:59 PM (IqV8l)
Ding! Ding! Ding! They were attacked on the actual dock as they were leaving their ship.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:00 PM (1ZOkK)
And YAY! he's going to hand off to The Five.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:50 PM (1ZOkK)
...................
Oh, I'm sure Juan will carry on with his stupidity.
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2016 05:00 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Hoos bin Farteen at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (dSuDi)
What is the deal with pennies in penny loafers? It just seems slavishly literal.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (wmxwV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2016 04:57 PM (IqV8l)
No! Any pinhead can buy one at a gunshow with no background check!
Posted by: Bill O'ReallyBlowshard at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (GUBah)
Yeah its going to be a pretty sudden, but long-lasting shock. You're out of chances when you hop the twig, son.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (/eNqU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (qCMvj)
The girl on the box is kind of hot though
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2016 04:16 PM (qCMvj)
Clearly you don't understand; it is the infidel dog's job to serve them - not the other way around. Welcome to the anti - Christian front lash.
Posted by: An Observation at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (s6IVB)
My guess: the Hillary campaign is in trouble.
And trying to get Trump to blink 1st.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (kWQPe)
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Of course, the Nazis were not a majority either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2016 05:02 PM (9mTYi)
What's the fucking "master plan?"
1. Blow yourself up.
2. ???
3. Caliphate!
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 05:02 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:02 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 28, 2016 05:03 PM (S2VsH)
Las Vegas is a target rich environment. And while the casinos have excellent security, the streets/sidewalks do not.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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The girl on the Morton's Salt container.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (9mTYi)
So what's Juan up to? Trying to say the Benghazi clears Hillary!?
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
I'll get my hemorrhoid donut.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (lDrRt)
And so many waterheads in charge!
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Yo! at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (GwIKd)
Yep. Shep handed the stupid off to Juan.
So what's Juan up to? Trying to say the Benghazi clears Hillary!?
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (O2RFr)
He's all Derp!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: donna at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (O2RFr)
There's a new treatment in testing that seems to not only treat alzheimer's successfully, but restores "lost" memory.
http://tinyurl.com/p7846zz
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Sounds *super* enlightened. What a cool "religion."
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (q177U)
OK, Sunmaid Raisin girl, Sunbeam Bread girl, St Pauli girl...
FUCK, MARRY, KILL
GO!
Posted by: Hoos bin Farteen at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (dSuDi)
So evil guns stopped a much worse terrorist attack? I thought we were supposed to confront them with love
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Dumb and Dumber? Beavis and Butthead?
Geraldo would make it a trifecta.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (0LHZx)
Sorry I can't deal with all this jihadist carnage - I'm emotionally drained.
Need advice from any Mac users - I want to put an ad block extension on Safari.
Too many choices:
AdBlock Plus (Eyeo GmbH)
AdBlock (Betafish Inc)
Ka-Block! (David Graham & Josh Peek)
Safeguard AdBlocker (adguard)
AdBlock Ultimate (Secure Download)
Wipr (Giorgio Calderolla)
Adamant (Cocoa App)
1Blocker (Salabat Khanov)
Help?
Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (7lVbc)
Nor were the Patriots during the Revolution
Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (kWQPe)
Yeah, good luck with that. I think he's too brash and egotistical to blink at all. I see him as political world's answer to Patton: a loose cannon who's liable to say and do anything, regardless of circumstances, but whose first impulse is to attack and keep on attacking.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Achmed the Goat Fucking Terrorist at June 28, 2016 05:06 PM (8ZskC)
This gov and the MSM reminds me more and more of Baghdad Bob.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 05:06 PM (iQIUe)
-Clinton Campaign
Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 05:06 PM (v1jyi)
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2016 05:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: PJ at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (cHuNI)
The girl on the box is kind of hot though
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 05:01 PM (lKyWE)
.................
No box for you!
Posted by: Allah at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (493sH)
Posted by: johnd01 at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (1ZOkK)
- - - -
He's such an idiot. Why would a Benghazi report mention Donald Trump so many times? Its just politics.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2016 04:52 PM (B48dK
#AllahSmirks
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (8ZskC)
Too many choices:
AdBlock Plus (Eyeo GmbH)
AdBlock (Betafish Inc)
Ka-Block! (David Graham & Josh Peek)
Safeguard AdBlocker (adguard)
AdBlock Ultimate (Secure Download)
Wipr (Giorgio Calderolla)
Adamant (Cocoa App)
1Blocker (Salabat Khanov)
Help?
Posted by: votermom
Use AdBlock 2.39.1 by Michael Gundlach. Ignore the others.
Too many of them have the same name, which is confusing. Just make sure it is AdBlock 2.39.1 by Michael Gundlach.
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Jan Ne Onhert at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (qNlse)
Posted by: Skip
Probably a white Turk.
Posted by: Blano at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (KDTCE)
Posted by: Fred Z at June 28, 2016 05:08 PM (W9Y1T)
When she asked, "Why aren't women allowed to worship with the men?" the guide responded darkly, "Because women have no souls."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 04:47 PM (1ZOkK)
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I've been told it's just the big legged ones.
Posted by: Robert Plant at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (jBuUi)
Sounds *super* enlightened. What a cool "religion."
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (q177U)
Check it out, mon. I made my own religion and you can get laid here on earth, get high & not have to kill anyone.
Posted by: Bob Marley at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2016 05:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Make that three hard boiled eggs!
Posted by: Groucho at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (q177U)
FUCK, MARRY, KILL
GO!
Posted by: Hoos bin Farteen at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (dSuDi)<<<
I guess I wasn't included because racism!
Posted by: the Land O'Lakes squaw at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (q177U)
Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (7lVbc)
The girl on the Morton's Salt container.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 28, 2016 05:04 PM (9mTYi)
No you sicko she is clearly under aged.The girl on the Sun Maid Rasin box on the other hand.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2016 05:10 PM (lKyWE)
- - --
Jackie DeShannon, What the World Needs Now.
It didn't work, but damn I miss the 60's.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at June 28, 2016 05:11 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (7lVbc)
Meathead Hannity just now, talking with Cong. Brat. Brat more/less casually related that regular order in appropriations "had broken down" (note: it's not existed for going on 8 budget cycles).
He then somewhat confusingly said he was hoping for a "CR" vs. an "omnibus". ????? There's no distinction, those are different aspects of appropriations bills that might/might not be "normal" ones.
Not to dump on Brat - if he were in charge, I'd imagine things would be vastly different. But his approach, even his tone, simply don't match the exigency of the situation.
Most people don't understand how the mechanics and politics of appropriations normally - i.e., for most of our history - "work".
Simplified, if you consent to omnibus bills, which are significantly altered even beyond the altogether inadequate committee mark-up process that is now the norm, and you don't make at *least* a strong symbolic stand (e.g. "shut-down") AND aggressively articulate your (mostly widely popular) issues ...... you are engaging in lame and transparent kabuki.
The small # of "radicals" in office, whose hair is on fire by comparison to most of them, are actually pathetic, and far far below the level needed in these circumstances.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2016 05:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: the Land O'Lakes squaw at June 28, 2016 05:09 PM (H9MG5)
Oh boo hoo
Posted by: White Rock Ginger Ale Girl at June 28, 2016 05:15 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Hillary! at June 28, 2016 05:15 PM (K3F/8)
"Nuisance At Instanbul Airport"
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 28, 2016 05:12 PM (3myMJ)
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WaPo Headline: Reports of 30 dead due to terrorism were untrue, it was 28 dead. Therefore the entire story is mostly false and a right wing smear job on honest and decent Muslims.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 28, 2016 05:15 PM (0LHZx)
Sorry I can't deal with all this jihadist carnage - I'm emotionally drained.
Need advice from any Mac users - I want to put an ad block extension on Safari.
Too many choices:
AdBlock Plus (Eyeo GmbH)
AdBlock (Betafish Inc)
Ka-Block! (David Graham Josh Peek)
Safeguard AdBlocker (adguard)
AdBlock Ultimate (Secure Download)
Wipr (Giorgio Calderolla)
Adamant (Cocoa App)
1Blocker (Salabat Khanov)
Help?
Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 05:05 PM (7lVbc)
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I'm not a mac user, but my choice is uBlock Origin. It works great in Windows, and they do make a version for Safari, so it would be my first choice.
Posted by: Robert Plant at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at June 28, 2016 05:17 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 28, 2016 05:18 PM (v1jyi)
Now 28 dead in the airport attack.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 05:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: PJ at June 28, 2016 05:23 PM (cHuNI)
Or maybe it's just Jews.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 28, 2016 05:28 PM (uches)
Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 05:28 PM (7lVbc)
#BREAKING: Active Shooter In Downtown Denver, Colorado; Multiple Victims Reported
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 05:29 PM (iQIUe)
#BREAKING: Multiple Homes Explode In Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 28, 2016 05:30 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Robert Plant at June 28, 2016 05:16 PM (R+30W)
Safari extensions gallery is not showing uBlock Origin though
Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 05:30 PM (7lVbc)
"A man who identified himself as Paolo said he was walking his dog on Hickory Drive and was about 50 feet from a house when it exploded"
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 28, 2016 05:36 PM (jtStN)
Posted by: votermom at June 28, 2016 05:36 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: MrX at June 28, 2016 05:51 PM (if9v9)
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 28, 2016 05:52 PM (iHtNO)
________________
And more bomb control laws. And they need to close that bomb show loophole.
Why do we make it so darn easy for people to buy bombs?!?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 28, 2016 06:47 PM (NnYnv)
They know where the terror cells train, but do not bomb them to glass as carbon emissions or female camels or some other rule of engagement.
In 7 1/2 years of the lack of a real leader of the free world, the cancer of radical islam has metastasized to the daily bombings of ramadamn. Oh, and thanks, Hillary! Great leadership! What were those accomplishments again?
Instead of fretting over trannys using bathrooms I think it is time to tell King Putz to cut bait or fish (vs making a friendship bracelet). In all seriousness, someone needs to take the reins before it gets worse, and it probably will.
God help us.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel at June 28, 2016 07:06 PM (jRWGg)
Posted by: Pj at June 28, 2016 07:15 PM (cHuNI)
Too many choices:
AdBlock Plus (Eyeo GmbH)
AdBlock (Betafish Inc)
Ka-Block! (David Graham & Josh Peek)
Safeguard AdBlocker (adguard)
AdBlock Ultimate (Secure Download)
Wipr (Giorgio Calderolla)
Adamant (Cocoa App)
1Blocker (Salabat Khanov)
Help?
Posted by: votermom
I run AdBlock.
Has worked well.
Posted by: Aviator at June 28, 2016 07:22 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: total asshole at June 28, 2016 08:28 PM (KAB8u)
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