Shocker: Judicial Watch Unveils Even More Clinton Work-Related Emails Which She, Get This, Deleted

The pattern seems to be that she deleted emails about her illegal email system.

And she's claiming those are "personal."

Indeed. Crime is a personal kind of thing.

An additional 165 pages of emails from Hillary Clinton's time at the State Department surfaced Monday, including nearly three dozen that the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee failed to hand over last year that were sent through her private server.

The latest emails were released under court order by the State Department to the conservative legal advocacy group Judicial Watch. The batch includes 34 new emails Clinton exchanged through her private account with her deputy chief of staff, Huma Abedin. The aide, who also had a private email account on Clinton's home server, later gave her copies to the government.

The emails were not among the 55,000 pages of work-related messages that Clinton turned over to the agency in response to public records lawsuits seeking copies of her official correspondence. They include a March 2009 message where the then-secretary of state discusses how her official records would be kept.

"I have just realized I have no idea how my papers are treated at State," Clinton wrote to Abedin and a second aide. "Who manages both my personal and official files? ... I think we need to get on this asap to be sure we know and design the system we want."

In a blistering audit released last month, the State Department's inspector general concluded Clinton and her team ignored clear internal guidance that her email setup violated federal records-keeping standards and could have left sensitive material vulnerable to hackers.

The audit also cited a then-unreleased copy of a November 2010 email Clinton sent Abedin in which the secretary discussed using a government email account, expressing concern that she didn't want "any risk of the personal being accessible."

Meanwhile, Citizens United is also accusing the State Department of delaying the release of emails involving "Diane Reynolds," which is actually Chelsea Clinton's nom de cybercrime.

A watchdog group asked a federal court on Thursday to order the State Department to expedite its release of Chelsea Clinton-related records, arguing that at the current rate it would take the department 38 years to produce all the documents.

Citizens United has been suing the State Department to turn over correspondence between department officials and Chelsea Clinton, who used the pseudonym “Diane Reynolds” in many of her emails. It is also asking for emails between State Department officials and the Clinton family’s long-time aides Amitabh Desai, Justin Cooper, and Oscar Flores.

The D.C. district court ordered the State Department to release portions of the records to Citizens United on a rolling basis every four weeks, but did not specify an end date to complete the production.

Open thread.

Posted by: Ace at 07:56 PM




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1 Firstys and goodnight

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 07:56 PM (d9qXV)

2
Hillary Clinton is Rollie Eggmaster of presidential candidates.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 27, 2016 07:58 PM (odD8D)

3
Penumbras, emanations, right to privacy. James Madison said so, peons!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 07:58 PM (p4UlV)

4 Somehow it won't matter to leftists, she's their gal and no one will stop her.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (d9qXV)

5 Every Clinton and hanger on is a criminal.

Ship them to Johnson Atoll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (y5tDv)

6
Morons, you think Ace would like the Rollie?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (odD8D)

7 Now goodnight.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (d9qXV)

8 "Diane Reynolds?" She couldn't come up with something more amusing like Carlos Danger?

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (7qAYi)

9 I can't wait until her defense becomes that she didn't personally delete those personal emails.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (FnuZG)

10 No email ever fed a hungry child.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (IqV8l)

11 When does the Clinton Crime Syndicate start getting rid of people at Judicial Watch in highy convenient and timely "accidental" deaths?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2016 08:00 PM (frf5f)

12 We are not crooks!

Posted by: All of the Clintons at June 27, 2016 08:00 PM (Tyii7)

13 any normal citizen would already be in prison.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:00 PM (7XWyA)

14 It's Monday. Has Hillary been indicted yet?

Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2016 08:00 PM (f40FU)

15 And yet, not only will she get away with it, but will do so as the next likely President of the U.S.

The "rule of law" sure had a good run up until now...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2016 08:00 PM (vBeA5)

16 Hillary!'s lawyer, "Your Honor it depends upon what your definition of 'delete' is."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 08:01 PM (y5tDv)

17 5 Every Clinton and hanger on is a criminal.

Ship them to Johnson Atoll.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 07:59 PM (y5tDv)

They said I should go to "Nobrains Atoll!" Choo-choo!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 27, 2016 08:01 PM (7qAYi)

18 This is my shocked face -_-.

Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2016 08:01 PM (Enq6K)

19 Webb's offspring sure seems to have taken after mom, eh?

Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM (g1MTt)

20 This stupid mother effing thing will drag out forever with no end result. Why continue this fake investigation if there is no serious intent of ever charging her?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM (6IPEM)

21 She had to delete the emails because of Brexit!!!

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM (7qAYi)

22 I want to go to No Bikini Atoll

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM (IqV8l)

23 Shocker: Judicial Watch Unveils Even More Clinton Work-Related Emails Which She, Get This, Deleted
......................

Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krough at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM (HgMAr)

24 Someone needs to offer Putin something for his copies.

Or China for theirs

Or Iran

Or France

Or Britain

Or Israel

Or Germany

Or... Which country's intelligence apparatus don't have her emails?

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM (v0YLX)

25 The family that preys together, stays together.

Posted by: All of the Clintons at June 27, 2016 08:03 PM (Tyii7)

26 Methinks I was willowed.

Blame Brexit!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:04 PM (C9pBZ)

27 Brexit has electoralytes

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 08:04 PM (y5tDv)

28 Well, tear my arm off.

Posted by: Inspector Krough at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM


that's not funny

sniff

Posted by: Michele Fields at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (KCxzN)

29 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)

30 So the daughter is a crook too?
Otherwise why the alias?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (T/5A0)

31 24,
Grenada?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (C9pBZ)

32 Chelsea is neck deep in that Foundation bullshite which as far as I can tell is nothing but a money laundering scheme and front for selling influence.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (iQIUe)

33 Ship them to Johnson Atoll.

Just not too many!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at June 27, 2016 08:06 PM (/ChCs)

34 July 12th. Mark that day in your calendars. You're welcome.

Posted by: Orson at June 27, 2016 08:06 PM (YcfUx)

35 11 When does the Clinton Crime Syndicate start getting rid of people at Judicial Watch in highy convenient and timely "accidental" deaths?


The mob can kill its own criminals or another gangs.
When they start killing innocents, people get mighty angry.

Words like War on X get bandied about.

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:07 PM (v0YLX)

36 This stupid mother effing thing will drag out forever with no end result. Why continue this fake investigation if there is no serious intent of ever charging her?

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:02 PM (6IPEM)
........................

Because because.

Posted by: Kabuki Theatre owner at June 27, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

37 "Chelsea is neck deep"

Blame Brexit?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:07 PM (C9pBZ)

38 I continue to be impressed with this woman's unsuccessful attempts at deception. Also enjoyed when she got American soldiers killed in the North African desert and then tried to blame it on a video. Great stuff. Let us absolutely make her president!

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 27, 2016 08:08 PM (4vhmr)

39 "Debbie Reynolds" would have been funnier....
although Chelsea looks more like Sir Joshua Reynolds.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 27, 2016 08:08 PM (T/5A0)

40 "I have just realized I have no idea how my papers are treated at State," Clinton wrote to Abedin and a second aide. "Who manages both my personal and official files? ... I think we need to get on this asap to be sure we know and design the system we want."


*throws things*

I'm not sure what's worse. If this is true or if it's not.

There is no motherfucking way that Secretary of State does not walk in with an entire file management system in place. Why, in fact, there may possibly be entire sections of Federal statute that deal with such things.

*throws more things*

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah, count me out. at June 27, 2016 08:08 PM (dEQP3)

41 Nom de cyber crime

So good

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 08:08 PM (zOTsN)

42 You know who else doesn't have her emails?

Luxembourg.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:08 PM (C9pBZ)

43 I wipe her ass like she wipes her server!

Posted by: Huma at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (Ze1r+)

44 How is anyone convinced that an angry, old, lumpy granny is qualified to be president?

She hates everyone who doesn't have a vagina.

Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (f40FU)

45 I think they'd look better in Reynolds Wrap...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (C9pBZ)

46 "29
Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)"


I know, right?

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq)

47 When does the Clinton Crime Syndicate start getting rid of people at Judicial Watch in highy convenient and timely "accidental" deaths?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2016 08:00 PM (frf5f)



I'm assuming someone's on their way to your house with a suitcase of non-sequential unmarked small bills to pay for your technical assistance in this area.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah, count me out. at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (dEQP3)

48 You know who else doesn't have her emails?

Luxembourg


What fags.

Posted by: Tanzania at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (/ChCs)

49 Empress, whole sections of Federal law on record retention all arising from Nixon deleting 18 minutes of tape.

I wish zombie Nixon would rise from the grave to seek vengeance.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (y5tDv)

50 The worst part about this is that the JEF is gonna pardon her

Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (Ze1r+)

51 Any minute now, the FBI will show up at Clinton Crime Inc. and shut it down in a raid, ala Prohibition. Any minute now . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (JO9+V)

52 And she's claiming those are "personal."

Crime is her essence, so I'm willing to grant her that one.

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (ZxmMG)

53 29 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)

Seriously. Just here on AoSHQ there's so many good nomme de internet she could choose from: Chelsea's Dildo, Chelsea With a Wang!,...

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 08:11 PM (7qAYi)

54 44,
Explains why she's with Willy - he's had plenty of them...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:11 PM (C9pBZ)

55 //How is anyone convinced that an angry, old, lumpy granny is qualified to be president?//
_____________

Well, it could be worse. She could have said "Mexican judge" or taken a picture of herself with a taco bowl.

Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 27, 2016 08:11 PM (4vhmr)

56 The leaks about the indictments start the day they end the DNC Convention. The indictment drops a week later, the tearful resignation for health reasons the next day and the pardon for all her service to the country that night.

Then after a few days, the Triumphal Announcement!!!

Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren are the DNC Candidates!!!
Followed by three weeks of gushy biographies of the Greatest! Candidates! Ever!!!!

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:12 PM (v0YLX)

57 Deleting work-related emails to obstruct the functioning of the State Department, FOIA, the IGs, Congress and the Courts?

We say 20 years in prison!

Oh wait, this is Hillary? Never mind.


Posted by: Messrs. Sarbanes and Oxley at June 27, 2016 08:12 PM (JPARi)

58 Which country's intelligence apparatus don't have her emails?

?! Help a brother out- who's 'her'?

Posted by: The NSA at June 27, 2016 08:12 PM (ZxmMG)

59 All the missing and deleted emails... how many minutes of tape would that be if someone were to dictate and record them?

More than 18 minutes, ya think?

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at June 27, 2016 08:13 PM (71OEY)

60 "37
"Chelsea is neck deep"



Blame Brexit?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:07 PM (C9pBZ)"


Since Trump is to blame for Benghazi, I say stick with what works.

Posted by: The Democrats at June 27, 2016 08:13 PM (QHgTq)

61 Hillary for Prison 2016!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2016 08:13 PM (ej1L0)

62 The leaks about the indictments start the day they end the DNC Convention. The indictment drops a week later, the tearful resignation for health reasons the next day and the pardon for all her service to the country that night.

Then after a few days, the Triumphal Announcement!!!

Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren are the DNC Candidates!!!
Followed by three weeks of gushy biographies of the Greatest! Candidates! Ever!!!!
Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:12 PM (v0YLX)



If this happens I'm sending Fenelon after you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah, count me out. at June 27, 2016 08:13 PM (dEQP3)

63 ahem

Posted by: Chelsea from Brattleboro at June 27, 2016 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

64 29

Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.



Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)"


I know, right?


Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq
---
pikers

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM (7XWyA)

65
Wow, that Simone Biles, woman's gymnast, is outstanding.

http://goo.gl/Q5qLmp

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM (iQIUe)

66 Don't forget me!

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM (6IPEM)

67 When does the Clinton Crime Syndicate start getting rid of people at Judicial Watch in highy convenient and timely "accidental" deaths?

When the haggard queen assumes the throne I believe it will start. Like 1970s Argentena. She has a long list.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM (R9XV4)

68 58 Which country's intelligence apparatus don't have her emails?

?! Help a brother out- who's 'her'?
Posted by: The NSA at June 27, 2016 08:12 PM (ZxmMG)


HDR22@ Clintonemaildot com

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM (v0YLX)

69
Waldorf Astoria to Be Gutted, Turned Into Condos

China's Anbang Insurance Group which owns the Waldorf Astoria in New York City, says it plans to close the landmark hotel for up to three years to convert the majority of the hotel's rooms into private apartments.




Apartments with godawful red and gold wallpaper and white tiles floors....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (kdS6q)

70 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.


Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)"


Charlotte Peligro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (p4UlV)

71 #Hexit!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (7XWyA)

72 48,
That's Lesotho to you, buddy boy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (C9pBZ)

73 How about something more original for a name there Chelsea...

Like - Aurora Dipple or Daisi Minelli. Connie Mucha perhaps?

I know - Laquisha Yorke!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (y5tDv)

74 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.


Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)"

I know, right?


Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq
---
pikers



Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM


tell me about it

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (KCxzN)

75 50 The worst part about this is that the JEF is gonna pardon her
Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (Ze1r+)
------------------------
Probably not.
To pardon her would in a sense admit that she committed crimes.
They just won't charge her.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 27, 2016 08:16 PM (T/5A0)

76 Just here on AoSHQ there's so many good nomme de internet she could choose from:

Chelsea Clinton's Clearly Clammy Clitoris would be reasonable, based on someone's old sock I remember.

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2016 08:16 PM (yddCj)

77 Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah, count me out. at June 27, 2016 08:10 PM (dEQP3)

I've only done one murder by typo, but if the Clinton Crime Syndicate wants to pay me lots of money to merely substitute a "d" for an "r" I'll be happy to oblige re: dear Judicial Watch, . while meanwhile hoping that they all live long and healthy lives and keep bringing up Clinton corruption.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2016 08:16 PM (frf5f)

78 Waldorf salad to be primarily converted to chicken and stale sesame crackers.

Posted by: Max Power at June 27, 2016 08:16 PM (q177U)

79
July 12th. Mark that day in your calendars. You're welcome.
Posted by: Orson at June 27, 2016 08:06 PM (YcfUx)
----------------------

Elucidate, I prithee.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 08:16 PM (5o5ek)

80 69,
For sure. Blame Brexit.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:16 PM (C9pBZ)

81 "57
Deleting work-related emails to obstruct the functioning of the State Department, FOIA, the IGs, Congress and the Courts?



We say 20 years in prison!



Oh wait, this is Hillary? Never mind.







Posted by: Messrs. Sarbanes and Oxley at June 27, 2016 08:12 PM (JPARi)"


Just the mishandling of the classified documents are worth a minimum of a year apiece and there were more than a thousand of them. But, yeah, she is too important and too connected to ever see the inside of a jail cell.

Remember that the next time anybody talks about the integrity of our justice system.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 27, 2016 08:17 PM (QHgTq)

82 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.





Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)"


I know, right?




Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq
---
pikers


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM (7XWyA)

Such a lack of imagination.

Posted by: Richard Windsor at June 27, 2016 08:17 PM (JO9+V)

83 OMG.


Jane Doh. You watching

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 08:17 PM (zOTsN)

84 Chelsea McClintonface! No one will guess it's me!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at June 27, 2016 08:17 PM (7qAYi)

85 >>>taken a picture of herself with a taco bowl.

I take "taco bowl" selfies for Anthony Weiner's wife.

Posted by: Hillary, ready for her! at June 27, 2016 08:18 PM (LVL/Y)

86 74 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.


Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)"

I know, right?


Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq
---
pikers

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM

tell me about it
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (KCxzN)

==============
Oh, I dunno.

Posted by: Mustapha Kunt at June 27, 2016 08:18 PM (iQIUe)

87 How's this?

Posted by: Chelsea Wigs at June 27, 2016 08:18 PM (Tyii7)

88 Ah, this may be better?

Posted by: Chelseas For Sale at June 27, 2016 08:18 PM (Tyii7)

89 I'll know this is serious when Frau Groppenkankles is sentenced to prison. Until then, we are still (and may be forever) a Nation of Men, not a Nation of Law.

Posted by: acethepug at June 27, 2016 08:18 PM (Z6yF/)

90 70----Charlotte Peligro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (p4UlV)
-----------------
Hah!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 27, 2016 08:19 PM (T/5A0)

91 Fake name? I know - Brexit McBrexitface!

Whadda I win?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:19 PM (C9pBZ)

92
Diane Reynolds, The Serpent Skirted One*

*Appears as a gigantic reptilian humanoid with two facing snakes in place of an actual head. She was the former mate of Yig, revered in K'n-yan along with her consort.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 08:19 PM (kdS6q)

93 Hillary Clinton Fun Fact:

Hillary's greatest accomplishment to-date is becoming a two-time grandmother.

Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2016 08:20 PM (f40FU)

94 This one would have worked.

Posted by: Chelsea Hubbell at June 27, 2016 08:20 PM (6IPEM)

95
The leaks about the indictments start the day they end the DNC Convention. The indictment drops a week later
-----------------------

I can't remember how the schedule is supposed to work.

What's the advantage to indictment after the convention as opposed to before the convention?

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 08:20 PM (5o5ek)

96 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that?

Beats "Debbie Reynolds" or she could use "Singing in the Reign"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2016 08:21 PM (frf5f)

97 "with two facing snakes"

So Conan the Barbarian then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:21 PM (C9pBZ)

98 Crime is very personal to Mrs. Clinton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 08:21 PM (Nwg0u)

99 Apartments with godawful red and gold wallpaper and white tiles floors....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (kdS6q)

Classy! Yuge!

Posted by: Donald Trump at June 27, 2016 08:22 PM (71OEY)

100 China's Anbang Insurance Group which owns the
Waldorf Astoria in New York City, says it plans to close the landmark
hotel for up to three years to convert the majority of the hotel's rooms
into private apartments.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 08:15 PM (kdS6q)


Where in the hell am I going to stay now? None of the other hotels have facilities adequate for accommodating both myself and my royal bathers!

Posted by: King Jaffe Joffer, Ruler of Zumunda at June 27, 2016 08:22 PM (GUBah)

101 Hmm. I read that as "two timing grandmother"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:22 PM (C9pBZ)

102 After the convention they can say with a straight face that due to certain unforseen irregularities they must replace the convention elected candidate. And Joey Bidet parachutes in using Lautenberg in NJ as precedent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 08:22 PM (y5tDv)

103 tell me about it

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme


*fistbump*

Posted by: Phil McCracken at June 27, 2016 08:23 PM (/ChCs)

104 Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah, count me out. at June 27, 2016 08:13 PM


Me?

Send her to be Suicide Watch over Senile Old Bernie.

All his supporters will gladly run to support Elizabeth "Full Blooded Elite" Warren. Sanders will be sitting there saying, "WTF?! WTF!? I won how many states and those two are the candidates?"

And all the Sandernistas will be pledging their loyalty to Gropey Joe and the Non-Indian Princess of Cambridge.

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:23 PM (v0YLX)

105 The end is closer than we ever thought comrades!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 08:24 PM (wYnyS)

106 well, she needs to go to jail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 08:24 PM (AoSQU)

107 Ok, gotta run before the nightwalkers get here.

Blame Brexit!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:24 PM (C9pBZ)

108 103 tell me about it

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme

*fistbump*
Posted by: Phil McCracken at June 27, 2016 08:23 PM (/ChCs)

Up high!

Posted by: Ivana Handjob at June 27, 2016 08:25 PM (7qAYi)

109 Remember that the next time anybody talks about the integrity of our justice system.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 27, 2016 08:17 PM (QHgTq)


Two words in that sentence do not belong in the same sentence.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 08:25 PM (wYnyS)

110 "Diane Reynolds?" She couldn't come up with something more amusing like Carlos Danger?

-
Well, Lucretia McEvil and Cruella De Ville were already taken.

-

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 08:25 PM (Nwg0u)

111 Strawberry Fields Onatop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 08:25 PM (y5tDv)

112 And my troll de guerre.

Posted by: Chelsea's Petunia at June 27, 2016 08:25 PM (Tyii7)

113

I was paged to the courtesy phone?

Posted by: Dick Hertz

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 08:26 PM (kdS6q)

114 well, she needs to go to jail.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 08:24 PM (AoSQU)

Many have said that the White House is like a prison.

Posted by: Damiano at June 27, 2016 08:26 PM (71OEY)

115 I wonder what Hillary's REAL SS name is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2016 08:26 PM (SEXy3)

116
Wow, that Simone Biles, woman's gymnast, is outstanding.

http://goo.gl/Q5qLmp
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 27, 2016 08:14 PM (iQIUe)
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I've stopped watching the Olympics because of all the cheating and the invasion of the professionals, but I could get behind that girl. Hate to say it, but I hope those damn cheating Chinese with their flying 12-year-olds pretending to be 15 don't steal it from her.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 08:26 PM (5o5ek)

117 What's the advantage to indictment after the convention as opposed to before the convention




After the convention is a larger crisis because there is no process to select a new candidate. Before the convention, the delegates just choose another candidate. Drama but no crisis.

Obama needs a crisis to take advantage of, seige the initiative, exercise his imperial powers. Bollox up the works. Meltdown the system. It's all about an army of transformers.

Rise up! Rise up ye masses and throw off the elites who oppress you and follow dear leader to the promised utopia!

Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 08:26 PM (ljlvj)

118 Ok, gotta run before the nightwalkers get here.

Blame Brexit!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2016 08:24 PM (C9pBZ)

******

Boo!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 27, 2016 08:27 PM (KcI5m)

119 108 103 tell me about it

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme

*fistbump*
Posted by: Phil McCracken at June 27, 2016 08:23 PM (/ChCs)

Up high!
Posted by: Ivana Handjob at June 27, 2016 08:25 PM (7qAYi)

Now down low!

Posted by: Huma Weiner at June 27, 2016 08:27 PM (JPARi)

120 what was the line those shock jocks got themselves fired for saying about where web and hillary made diane reynolds?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 08:27 PM (AoSQU)

121 She should have chosen a good Jewish name.

Posted by: Buster Hymen at June 27, 2016 08:28 PM (71OEY)

122 Suzy Creamcheese
Whoa baby now
What's got into you?
Yea yea yea yea yea.

Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2016 08:29 PM (BO/km)

123 I wonder what Hillary's REAL SS name is.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 27, 2016 08:26 PM (SEXy3)



"That F'ing Bitch"

Posted by: Secret Service Agent, Whispering into the cuff of his suit coat at June 27, 2016 08:30 PM (GUBah)

124 Now down low!

Posted by: Huma Weiner


Too slow!

Posted by: Jack Doff at June 27, 2016 08:30 PM (/ChCs)

125
Obama needs a crisis
---------------------------

Wow, that's gonna be messy. I'd like to know what the July 12 theory is, if The Mysterious Orson cares to explain. It's a Tuesday.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 08:31 PM (5o5ek)

126 Fake name

Richard Hurtz

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 08:31 PM (hVdx9)

127 Because because.

Posted by: Kabuki Theatre owner at June 27, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)



Show investigations are for the nomenklatura, show trials are for the kulaks, comrade!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 08:31 PM (wYnyS)

128 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, July 12th for a hamburger today.

Posted by: Zombie Wimpy at June 27, 2016 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

129 >>I wonder what Hillary's REAL SS name is.


Muff Diver 1

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2016 08:32 PM (jApmJ)

130 Pseudonyms need to be more diverse.

Posted by: S. Malik Hunt at June 27, 2016 08:33 PM (LVL/Y)

131 Fake name

Richard Hurtz

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 08:31 PM (hVdx9)


Needs more work!

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 27, 2016 08:33 PM (wYnyS)

132 Hillary's real SS name is "Mike Hunt".

Don't tell anyone.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2016 08:33 PM (ej1L0)

133 Pseudonyms need to be more diverse.

Posted by: S. Malik Hunt


*tips cock*

Posted by: Jack Doff at June 27, 2016 08:34 PM (/ChCs)

134 lyin' hillary

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 27, 2016 08:34 PM (0O7c5)

135 Nothing to see here, proles. Move along now...

Posted by: Dick Fitzwell at June 27, 2016 08:36 PM (DIhU5)

136 I 'm mon neata bug.

Posted by: Anita Bug at June 27, 2016 08:36 PM (BO/km)

137 Man it's sure going to suck having to watch every institution tasked with NOT letting her get away with it... let her get away with it.

Posted by: weew at June 27, 2016 08:36 PM (O1uuu)

138
Clint Torrez.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:39 PM (p4UlV)

139 I know, right?
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 27, 2016 08:09 PM (QHgTq)

Exactly. Chelsea Clinton's code name was that vapid and boring because it was created (clearly) by...Chelsea Clinton, who is unconcealably vapid and boring.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 27, 2016 08:39 PM (wOKJp)

140 I think these "scandals" are overblown. Let's move on to real issues.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo, Smuggling Plums in a KoalaSkin Thong at June 27, 2016 08:39 PM (+b2T3)

141 Interesting names you got there.

Posted by: Anita Wang at June 27, 2016 08:40 PM (0mRoj)

142 Man it's sure going to suck having to watch every institution tasked with NOT letting her get away with it... let her get away with it.

Posted by: weew at June 27, 2016 08:36 PM (O1uuu)



But you have to admit, after all she's been through, she should get away with it! It's only fair, after all.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 08:40 PM (wYnyS)

143
Too bad Ho Lee Fook is already taken.

How about Chelsea Piers?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (p4UlV)

144 Ship Hang them to by their Johnson[s ] Atoll[\s].

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)

145 I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss.

Posted by: Moe Sizlack at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)

147 144 Ship Hang them to by their Johnson[s ] Atoll[\s].
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)


A half a pack of dental floss should do the trick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (p4UlV)

148
Pasty Galore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:42 PM (p4UlV)

149 144 Ship Hang them to by their Johnson[s ] Atoll[\s].
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)

We will come back und cut off your Johnson.

Posted by: The nihilists at June 27, 2016 08:42 PM (0mRoj)

150 Beat Punchbeef

Posted by: weew at June 27, 2016 08:42 PM (O1uuu)

151 Posted by: weew at June 27, 2016 08:36 PM (O1uuu)

I am starting to feel how the smart Romans felt around 400 AD, and the Russian middle class did in the Spring of 1917.

Things are going to be interesting.

Family and friends are going to be valuable.

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:43 PM (v0YLX)

152 Droll. Very droll.

Posted by: Buster Hymen at June 27, 2016 08:43 PM (DIhU5)

153 Date: January 20, 2017
Time: Just past noon
Place: Capitol Steps, Washington, D.C.


". . . so with the election over, let us put all the campaigning behind us. Today, we settle all the family's business, er ah, I mean our nation's business. Let us roll up our sleeves and pitch in, one and all. . . . "

Posted by: Capo Famiglia Clinton at June 27, 2016 08:43 PM (JO9+V)

154 Interesting names you got there.

Posted by: Anita Wang


Indeed. Ben had me at hello.

Posted by: Ilene Dover at June 27, 2016 08:43 PM (/ChCs)

155 Someone over at ZH mentioned he was tired of the slow paced legal system investigating the pitted edemidous cankled one, and that a lynch mob was in order.

Posted by: Jeff E. at June 27, 2016 08:44 PM (CE+s6)

156 Big McLargeHuge

Posted by: weew at June 27, 2016 08:44 PM (O1uuu)

157
Cookie Puss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (p4UlV)

158 In a blistering audit released last month, the State Department's
inspector general concluded Clinton and her team ignored clear internal
guidance that her email setup violated federal records-keeping standards
and could have left sensitive material vulnerable to hackers.


And yet, today, this month, she's the Democrat front runner for President. And she's thought of as "dreamy" by many who self-identified as Republicans until they decided the "snit" was a great political strategy.

We're just screwed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (AroJD)

159 Muff Diver 1

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2016 08:32 PM (jApmJ)


Thunderbirds are go!

Posted by: Huma Tracy at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (cmE8J)

160
Fudgie T. Whale.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (p4UlV)

161 You people and your clever names.

haha

Posted by: Norma Stitz at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (WVsWD)

162 I love Hillary!! I'm with her!!!

Posted by: Connie Lingus at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (+b2T3)

163 Smash Lampjaw

Posted by: weew at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (O1uuu)

164 Big McLargeHuge

Posted by: weew


Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Cocky McCockface at June 27, 2016 08:46 PM (/ChCs)

165 What all this then about silly names?

Posted by: Ben Wa at June 27, 2016 08:46 PM (JO9+V)

166 It's almost amusing to watch the "elites" pretend as though we are still a nation of laws in their attempt to fool the proles into continued complacency.

Posted by: gm at June 27, 2016 08:46 PM (4ueYo)

167 162 I love Hillary!! I'm with her!!!
Posted by: Connie Lingus at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (+b2T3)


I always thought Aer Lingus was masturbation without the payoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:47 PM (p4UlV)

168 Is it Lyin Crooked Hillary or Crooked Lyin Hillary?

Posted by: @votermom's phone at June 27, 2016 08:47 PM (7lVbc)

169 "Someone over at ZH mentioned he was tired of the slow paced legal system investigating the pitted edemidous cankled one, and that a lynch mob was in order."

Yeah, well, they get to do that since the web site is hosted in switzerland...

Posted by: navybrat at June 27, 2016 08:47 PM (mrxD3)

170 What a fucking farce.

I'm so jaded I'm calling bullshit and hoaxes on everything.

Beginning with Ace; She is really Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Cold Anger at June 27, 2016 08:47 PM (hNICT)

171
A. Nuss

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:47 PM (p4UlV)

172 Pseudonyms need to be more diverse.
Posted by: S. Malik Hunt at June 27, 2016 08:33 PM (LVL/Y)


I'm a legless Messican, can't get much more diverse than that.

Posted by: Consuelo at June 27, 2016 08:47 PM (Dj0WE)

173 Bolt Upright

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 08:48 PM (IqV8l)

174 Aer Lingus is when the poorer smells so you just waggle your tongue an inch away and hope she doesn't notice.

Posted by: Connie Lingus at June 27, 2016 08:48 PM (+b2T3)

175
Emma Nemz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:48 PM (p4UlV)

176 I think it perfectly sums up the Clinton ethos to find out they use aliases to email each other.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 27, 2016 08:48 PM (XdbLA)

177 What's in a name?

Would beer taste any better if it was named Amber Waves?

Would beef steak grill any better if it was named Charo en Fuego.

Would an eclair sell better if it was called creampuff.

Posted by: Pilsnor of Fallstaff at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (ljlvj)

178 ***POOTER***

Posted by: Connie Lingus at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (+b2T3)

179 if Chelsea was a better speaker, she'd be a cunning linguist.

Posted by: Richard Head at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (7XWyA)

180 We're just screwed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2016 08:45 PM (AroJD)


Yes, and it doesn't help my frame of mind to think that roughly every other person I meet has no problem with this, voted for Obama twice, and will vote for Hillary without firing a single synapse!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (wYnyS)

181 If I was OCD, I would have jerked off like 500 times since Orlando.

Posted by: Cold Anger at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (hNICT)

182 I wonder what Hillary's REAL SS name is.

I don't think they gave me one.

Posted by: Ivana Lotte Vagina at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (ANVXm)

183 "Emma Nemz"

I going to barrow that one.

Thanks.

Posted by: Norma Stitz at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (WVsWD)

184 I'm a legless Messican, can't get much more diverse than that.

Posted by: Consuelo


Sing it sister!

Posted by: Sandy Kasm at June 27, 2016 08:49 PM (/ChCs)

185 I am very familiar with Aer Lingus!!

Posted by: Wilma Fingerdoo at June 27, 2016 08:50 PM (+b2T3)

186
Candy Samples. Oh, wait a seka . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:50 PM (p4UlV)

187 I've just been going through the repertoire of funny nicknames from an old MST3K episode. They seemed oddly appropriate.

Posted by: weew at June 27, 2016 08:50 PM (O1uuu)

188 I think that the "elites" (aka grifters) favored unfettered immigration in an effort to import enough new marks that aren't onto their con yet. That way even as the proles become wise to their corruption, the wisened continue to be outnumbered by the incoming waves (and the generally clueless, aka progressives and millennials).

Posted by: gm at June 27, 2016 08:50 PM (4ueYo)

189 I think it is time to put down the "revolt of the elites."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2016 08:50 PM (EZebt)

190 And yet Scooter Libby did 18 months in PMITAFP for misremembering a conversation with a reporter.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2016 08:51 PM (MFW6C)

191 speaking of strange names, i never knew Charlie Brown *had* a dildo...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:51 PM (7XWyA)

192
Hy Gear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:51 PM (p4UlV)

193 So I've heard.

Posted by: Herbie Versmells at June 27, 2016 08:51 PM (RdgWo)

194 Tommy Salami

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 08:52 PM (hVdx9)

195 Instead of the oriental massage parlors, why can't we have good ole fashioned opium dens.... like the old days.


Posted by: Cold Anger at June 27, 2016 08:52 PM (hNICT)

196 Do you even lift?

Posted by: The Guys at Judicial Watch at June 27, 2016 08:52 PM (EZebt)

197 Crunch Hardtack

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 08:53 PM (IqV8l)

198 Don't know why I laughed at crime is a personal kind of thing because, of course, it really isn't. Many criminals insist on sharing it with you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2016 08:53 PM (4ErVI)

199 Posted by: Cocky McCockface at June 27, 2016 08:46 PM (/ChCs)

This synonym badinage has got to stop. after four hours I've had enough!

Posted by: Hugh E. Rection at June 27, 2016 08:53 PM (wYnyS)

200 Guy LeDouche

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 08:53 PM (hVdx9)

201 >>>Too bad Ho Lee Fook is already taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:41 PM (p4UlV)>>>

Wi Tu Lo?

Posted by: gm at June 27, 2016 08:54 PM (4ueYo)

202 Stop it, stop it, I'm going to burst!!!

Posted by: E. Jack Yewleight at June 27, 2016 08:54 PM (+b2T3)

203
Slotty Bartfarst.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:54 PM (p4UlV)

204 Posted by: Hugh E. Rection at June 27, 2016 08:53 PM (wYnyS)

I know you!

Posted by: Bob On the Dole at June 27, 2016 08:54 PM (WVsWD)

205 Stop it!

Posted by: Gersh Cockzman at June 27, 2016 08:55 PM (f40FU)

206 Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: gm at June 27, 2016 08:55 PM (4ueYo)

207 This crazy Elana is nothing but trouble in Uncharted Drake's Fortune.

How in the fuck does she avoid all the pirates like Hillary avoids criminal charges.

Posted by: Cold Anger at June 27, 2016 08:55 PM (hNICT)

208 I cause the ladies to feel all warm and melty down there.

Posted by: Eugene Safire at June 27, 2016 08:55 PM (Dj0WE)

209 Slarty JJ.

Posted by: Anita Bug at June 27, 2016 08:55 PM (BO/km)

210 This synonym badinage has got to stop. after four hours I've had enough!

Posted by: Hugh E. Rection


Probably time to see the doctor.

Posted by: Hugh G. Rection at June 27, 2016 08:55 PM (/ChCs)

211
Juan Tanna Meara.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:55 PM (p4UlV)

212
The Aki Sisters, Suki and Terry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:56 PM (p4UlV)

213 And yet Scooter Libby did 18 months in PMITAFP for misremembering a conversation with a reporter.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2016 08:51 PM (MFW6C)


Yes, but he was an innocent lower level GOPe peon but still deserved to be betrayed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 08:56 PM (wYnyS)

214 >>>190 And yet Scooter Libby did 18 months in PMITAFP for misremembering a conversation with a reporter.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2016 08:51 PM (MFW6C)>>>

And Dick Armitage remains a prog in good standing.

Posted by: gm at June 27, 2016 08:56 PM (4ueYo)

215 The Neek sisters:

U Neek and Mo Neek.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 08:57 PM (hVdx9)

216
Molly and Fe-molly.

(It's a long Momma Sefton story).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:57 PM (p4UlV)

217 It ain't braggin' if you can back it up.

Posted by: Sven Inchess at June 27, 2016 08:57 PM (Dj0WE)

218 Stop it, stop it, I'm going to burst!!!

Posted by: E. Jack Yewleight


Meh...it happens.

Posted by: Squirty McJizzypants at June 27, 2016 08:57 PM (/ChCs)

219 Willie and Ima Fisterbottom

Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2016 08:58 PM (f40FU)

220
Dick Cummings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:58 PM (p4UlV)

221 Enough with the tranny jokes.

Posted by: Wang Tucker at June 27, 2016 08:58 PM (gyKtp)

222 56 The leaks about the indictments start the day they end the DNC Convention. The indictment drops a week later, the tearful resignation for health reasons the next day and the pardon for all her service to the country that night.

Then after a few days, the Triumphal Announcement!!!

Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren are the DNC Candidates!!!
Followed by three weeks of gushy biographies of the Greatest! Candidates! Ever!!!!
Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 08:12 PM (v0YLX)

====

The most likely scenario. Ties up a lot of loose ends.

Posted by: The Guys at Judicial Watch at June 27, 2016 08:58 PM (EZebt)

223 Any 13 year-old boys around?

Posted by: Palmela and Handrietta at June 27, 2016 08:59 PM (/ChCs)

224
Hu Flung Dung.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:59 PM (p4UlV)

225 You will blow me!

Posted by: Bette Furst at June 27, 2016 08:59 PM (Dj0WE)

226 And Dick Armitage remains a prog in good standing.

Posted by: gm at June 27, 2016 08:56 PM (4ueYo)



Perhaps now you begin to understand how the game is played comrade citizen?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 08:59 PM (wYnyS)

227
I.P. Standing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:59 PM (p4UlV)

228 Just waiting for the curb stompin to begin...probably gonna start in Cleveland around mid-July.

Posted by: Jack Mahogoff at June 27, 2016 08:59 PM (DIhU5)

229
Hugo First.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 08:59 PM (p4UlV)

230 Wait, was E. Jack already here? Usually he comes after me!

Posted by: Jack N. Midong at June 27, 2016 09:00 PM (+b2T3)

231 K. R. Petmunch

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:00 PM (wYnyS)

232
Later, kids. Off to bed. See you in the AM with the countdown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 09:01 PM (p4UlV)

233 I'm a gynecologist, why do you ask?

Posted by: I.C. Eurphanney at June 27, 2016 09:01 PM (Dj0WE)

234 This lame horse will not carry us to the ONT for it has thrown a shoo. Now we are shooless and in dire need. Without a shoo, we will be overun with howlings.

Haste not thou a longfur with which to call another?

Woe, we are lost.

Posted by: Pilsnor of Fallstaff at June 27, 2016 09:02 PM (ljlvj)

235 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2016 09:01 PM (p4UlV)

One less day tomorrow, but I fear the countdown is meaningless!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:03 PM (wYnyS)

236 There already is publicly available evidence of a massive racketeering operation by Hillary. And yet it likely wont matter. The Media will run cover and she probably will win over Trump by a comfortable margin.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 27, 2016 09:03 PM (2TUVm)

237 All the bois are so disappointed when they find out I'm not a dude.

Posted by: Marcia Gay Harden at June 27, 2016 09:03 PM (Dj0WE)

238 I'm a gynecologist, why do you ask?

Posted by: I.C. Eurphanney at June 27, 2016 09:01 PM (Dj0WE)

You too?

Posted by: S Preadup at June 27, 2016 09:04 PM (wYnyS)

239 Hello boys!!

Posted by: Harry Wrecktum at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (+b2T3)

240 I can't pee when others are in the men's room.

Posted by: Fredo Weiner at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (Dj0WE)

241 Damnit!

Posted by: S Preadum at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (wYnyS)

242 Chelsea and her husband are the less cunning versions of her criminal parents and his criminal father. Dull, Dim-witted and millionaires.

Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (TmVQX)

243 Anybody want to go dancing?

Posted by: Shay Kyerbuti at June 27, 2016 09:07 PM (+b2T3)

244
Chelsea and her husband are the less cunning
versions of her criminal parents and his criminal father. Dull,
Dim-witted and millionaires.

Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (TmVQX)







So do we start calling her Baldrick?

At least her beard isn't as thick.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2016 09:08 PM (LuZz8)

245
Chelsea and her husband are the less cunning versions of her criminal parents and his criminal father. Dull, Dim-witted and millionaires.
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (TmVQ

---------------------

Yup. They have to be taken down along with the rest of the Clinton machine.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 09:08 PM (5o5ek)

246 Posted by: cm9000 at June 27, 2016 09:03 PM (2TUVm)


At this point, even the most dyed in the wool progressive Democrat has got to know the entire Clinton machine is the most corrupt political dynasty in US history, yet they'll vote Hillary.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:08 PM (wYnyS)

247 Anybody want to go dancing?

Posted by: Shay Kyerbuti at June 27, 2016 09:07 PM (+b2T3)


I like slow dancing with American girls!

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at June 27, 2016 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

248 Dull, Dim-witted and millionaires.

Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (TmVQX)

And will probably get taken to the cleaners once the older generation of crooks slithers off this mortal coil.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 27, 2016 09:09 PM (WVsWD)

249 Hiya!

Posted by: Wun Hung Lo at June 27, 2016 09:09 PM (JO9+V)

250
If Obama lets Hillary fall and shunts in Joe Biden it's going to be the most epic head-fake since Krushchev denounced Stalin.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 09:11 PM (5o5ek)

251 I'm busy tonight, I have some, uh, landscaping to take care of.

Posted by: Shay Vyerpusi at June 27, 2016 09:11 PM (+b2T3)

252 >>>> Hello boys!!
Posted by: Harry Wrecktum at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM
-----

We should meet!

Posted by: Harry Ballzack at June 27, 2016 09:12 PM (6IPEM)

253 speaking of strange names, i never knew Charlie Brown *had* a dildo...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 08:51 PM (7XWyA)

And it's just not any dildo, it's a funk-a-delic Z52

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 09:13 PM (voOPb)

254
And will probably get taken to the cleaners once the older generation of crooks slithers off this mortal coil.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 27, 2016 09:09 PM (WVsWD)
---------------------

Got to set up the little puddings now.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 09:13 PM (5o5ek)

255 250
If Obama lets Hillary fall and shunts in Joe Biden it's going to be the most epic head-fake since Krushchev denounced Stalin.
Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 09:11 PM (5o5ek)

251 I'm busy tonight, I have some, uh, landscaping to t





so what is the line on this happening with the london bookies? has to be less than 100 to 1 .



Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 09:13 PM (AoSQU)

256 Lois Lerner and Lisa Jackson both created pseudonymous emails using their dogs' names.

Both also chose male names.

Weird coincidence huh?

Or is there some seminar where Dem lawyers tell them how to avoid detection?

Posted by: Sexypig at June 27, 2016 09:16 PM (UBBWX)

257 Chelsea and her husband are the less cunning
versions of her criminal parents and his criminal father. Dull,
Dim-witted and millionaires.

Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM (TmVQX)




same with any dynasty, there is the generation that earns the money then the fops that inherit the money. recipients whose parents got their money through graft lose it even faster than those that earned.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 09:17 PM (AoSQU)

258 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the next President of the United States. Commander in Chief of our armed forces. Leader of the gorram free world.

We are no longer a serious people.

The Beast is going to give us exactly what we deserve... mercilessly.

Posted by: Jaws at June 27, 2016 09:17 PM (V4FnY)

259 And no one will do anything about this.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2016 09:18 PM (SEFXb)

260 sharkweek sucks balls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 09:18 PM (AoSQU)

261 so what is the line on this happening with the london bookies? has to be less than 100 to 1 .



Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 09:13 PM (AoSQU)

My Vegas Bookie is giving 125-1 at the current time. This is subject to multiple daily changes though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 27, 2016 09:18 PM (WVsWD)

262 so what is the line on this happening with the london bookies? has to be less than 100 to 1 .


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the landscaping of Shrillery getting the boot?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 09:19 PM (7XWyA)

263 The Beast is going to give us exactly what we deserve... mercilessly.

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Bint the Merciless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 09:19 PM (Nwg0u)

264 250
If Obama lets Hillary fall and shunts in Joe Biden it's going to be the most epic head-fake since Krushchev denounced Stalin.
Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 09:11 PM (5o5ek)

====

There is a clear precedent. Stalin had denounced Trotsky and others. Ford pardoned Nixon.

But JEF doesn't have to pardon Clinton and she might be further boxed in if there is a trial. How much does he hate the Clintons? How much damage can they do if he does not pardon her

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2016 09:20 PM (EZebt)

265 sock removal

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 09:20 PM (6IPEM)

266 My Vegas Bookie is giving 125-1 at the current time. This is subject to multiple daily changes though.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 27, 2016 09:18 PM (WVsWD)




srsly? I thought yo ucould not bet on US politics in the US?



is the bet that biden runs? biden is the nomineee? biden replaces clinton? clinton gets indicted?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 09:20 PM (AoSQU)

267
We are no longer a serious people.

Haven't been for some time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 09:20 PM (IqV8l)

268 What happens on July 12th????

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2016 09:20 PM (KTFfX)

269 Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that? What a horriblly boring fake name.


Posted by: L, Elle


Needs to be pointed out what a trans, xeno, phobic, white-priviledged, uncredentialed moniker that is.

It should have been Sasquatch Pat N!Goi von Ulm PhD Esq.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2016 09:21 PM (p2X2f)

270 260 sharkweek sucks balls.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2016 09:18 PM (AoSQU)

Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years. Honestly, what more new can be said about them?

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi)

271 Killer Whale Week bitches! You need one.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:22 PM (hVdx9)

272 How much damage can they do if he does not pardon her

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2016 09:20 PM (EZebt)

Here and now? Almost if not nothing. Time for this was last go around when they could have taken him down.

My guess is the quid pro quo is going to be missing a quid or two here soon.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 27, 2016 09:23 PM (WVsWD)

273 Chelsea Small Berries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 09:23 PM (y5tDv)

274 I'm surprised Chelsea didn't call herself "Serene Highness in Waiting." Maybe too obvious.

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 09:23 PM (7qAYi)

275 The Republic is a twitching corpse.

Hillary is a Supercitizen.

Go back to work, serfs.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 09:23 PM (MQEz6)

276

Jane Doh


Report to the Southern Charm courtesy phone

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 09:23 PM (zOTsN)

277 >>>with any dynasty, there is the generation that earns the money then the fops that inherit the money. recipients whose parents got their money through graft lose it even faster than those that earned.-YankeeFifth

Y5 the damn Kennedy's bred like rats and had the morals of them too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 09:24 PM (voOPb)

278 We are no longer a serious people.

The Beast is going to give us exactly what we deserve... mercilessly.

Posted by: Jaws at June 27, 2016 09:17 PM (V4FnY)



Offhand, I'd say that Obama being elected and then worse, re-elected, certainly reinforces your first point!

"John Ashe, a former president of the U.N. General Assembly, died Wednesday while awaiting his trial in a "bribery" scandal, police said." sort of reinforces your second point.

But nothing to see here, move along!

Posted by: Charlie Trie at June 27, 2016 09:24 PM (wYnyS)

279 273 Chelsea Small Berries?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 09:23 PM (y5tDv)

Chelsea Yaya.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 09:24 PM (0mRoj)

280

Chelsea picked that name because Ugly Betty.was taken

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 09:25 PM (zOTsN)

281 273 Chelsea Small Berries?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 09:23 PM (y5tDv)



Chelsea C. Biscuit

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:25 PM (oKE6c)

282 Obama taking out Hillary and putting in Biden isn't going to happen. Just as Trump being deposed at the Republican Convention isn't happening. Two fantasies people got to get over.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 27, 2016 09:26 PM (2TUVm)

283 Chelsea Bigbootay

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 09:26 PM (0mRoj)

284 Chelsea picked that name because Ugly Betty.was taken

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 09:25 PM (zOTsN)


How about Mrs. Ed?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:26 PM (oKE6c)

285 Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years. Honestly, what more new can be said about them?

It seems to be a successful design.

I wish we had evolved from Dinosaurs rather than apes.

But alas, the Dinos had their chance.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2016 09:26 PM (qUNWi)

286 Hey, here's an idea: Let's elect Bill Cosby, and then all we have to do is take the pills.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2016 09:27 PM (SEFXb)

287 H.Doody@clintonemail.com

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2016 09:27 PM (SEFXb)

288 Woohoo. My body armor is on the way!

OT: Post to follow...wait...awww damn...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:27 PM (hVdx9)

289 Chelsea C. Biscuit

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:25 PM (oKE6c)


That's either a thread winner or a thread place!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:27 PM (wYnyS)

290
Chelsea C. Biscuit
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:25 PM (oKE6c)

American Pharaoh

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 09:28 PM (7qAYi)

291 Laugh while you can, monkey boy!!!

Posted by: Dr. Lazardo at June 27, 2016 09:28 PM (+b2T3)

292 I am surprised Hillary didn't use Poon Raker.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:28 PM (hVdx9)

293 But JEF doesn't have to pardon Clinton and she might be further boxed in if there is a trial. How much does he hate the Clintons? How much damage can they do if he does not pardon her Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2016 09:20 PM (EZebt)
It depends (?) obviously, on what she's got. She'll need bombproof documentary evidence, because otherwise Obongo, with the complicity of the MSM, will shrug it off as a vindictive counterattack.
Which, of course, it would be, the question being whether or not it was substantive.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:28 PM (oKE6c)

294 Posted by: cm9000 at June 27, 2016 09:26 PM (2TUVm)

I don't think they are fantasies at all. The ptb's on both sides will do what they want as long as they can contain the damage.

Right now, how much damage can the klintoons do to preznit boyfriend? How much can Trump do to the gopE?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 27, 2016 09:28 PM (WVsWD)

295 Of all the rumors of stories I have read here today, the most disturbing one is that CAIR paid the Orlando shooter's family a large sum of money.
Is that one for real?

Posted by: navybrat at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (mrxD3)

296 "Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that?"

When she graduated from Stanford, the enormous news media gaggle who were there to cover that event of world-shaking historic importance bent over their mics and informed us in their hushed whispery tones of respect that she _had once spoken of_ becoming a pediatric cardiologist.

So it's surprising she wasn't masquerading as Diane Reynolds, M.D.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (noWW6)

297 Chelsea C. Biscuit

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:25 PM (oKE6c)

Actually Chel-Sea Biscuit works well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (wYnyS)

298
FYI

The low bid Hyderabad A+M grads that designed the T-Mobile customer website are utter bollocks.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (kdS6q)

299 >>At least her beard isn't as thick.....

Who are you calling "thick"?

Posted by: Huma at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (c7vUv)

300 FYI

The low bid Hyderabad A+M grads that designed the T-Mobile customer website are utter bollocks.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
*****

I say hack it and burn it down, but that's me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:30 PM (hVdx9)

301 The gope played the let's have Benghazi hearings game for four years.

We lost.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 09:31 PM (MQEz6)

302 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 27, 2016 09:28 PM (W

It's fantasy
Just as in Jay Cutler winning a SB

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 09:31 PM (voOPb)

303 Hey I got 200 and 300...which really means nothing...crap

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:31 PM (hVdx9)

304 American Pharaoh

-
Twotitscommon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 09:32 PM (Nwg0u)

305 296 "Diane Reynolds, huh? Chelsea couldn't come up with anything better than that?"

When she graduated from Stanford, the enormous news media gaggle who were there to cover that event of world-shaking historic importance bent over their mics and informed us in their hushed whispery tones of respect that she _had once spoken of_ becoming a pediatric cardiologist.

So it's surprising she wasn't masquerading as Diane Reynolds, M.D.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (noWW6)

She very clearly never had the intellect or the discipline necessary to become a physician. The whole notion was absurd.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 27, 2016 09:33 PM (0mRoj)

306
299
>>At least her beard isn't as thick.....



Who are you calling "thick"?

Posted by: Huma at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (c7vUv)







Wasn't talking about you.

And you're more along the lines of "stick".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2016 09:33 PM (LuZz8)

307 >>>> Hello boys!!
Posted by: Harry Wrecktum at June 27, 2016 09:05 PM
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We should meet!
Posted by: Harry Ballzack
---------------
We can get together at my place.

Posted by: Harry Taint at June 27, 2016 09:33 PM (c7vUv)

308 "Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years."

That's what you think, buddy.

Posted by: SHARKTOPUS at June 27, 2016 09:34 PM (noWW6)

309 When she graduated from Stanford, the enormous news media gaggle who
were there to cover that event of world-shaking historic importance bent
over their mics and informed us in their hushed whispery tones of
respect that she _had once spoken of_ becoming a pediatric cardiologist.



I once - well, hell, it was a lot more than once - spoke of porking Christie Brinkley.

What do I win?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:34 PM (oKE6c)

310
"Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years."

Well I must say they're very well-preserved.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:35 PM (oKE6c)

311 I once - well, hell, it was a lot more than once - spoke of porking Christie Brinkley.

What do I win?


Posted by: Jay Guevara
****

A needed pair of glasses.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:35 PM (hVdx9)

312

"Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years."








So, sharks are conservative.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2016 09:36 PM (LuZz8)

313 The gope played the let's have Benghazi hearings game for four years.

We lost.

-
They played by Marquis of Queensberry rules when the Donks were playing by Calvinball rules.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 09:36 PM (Nwg0u)

314 Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 09:31 PM (MQEz6)

So far every Congressional hearing/inquiry run by the GOP Establishment (including miracle worker prosecutor Gowdy) has proved to me that the purpose of such hearings is a) to ensure the public learns no useful facts and b) to guarantee that the guilty are not called out!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:37 PM (wYnyS)

315 311 I once - well, hell, it was a lot more than once - spoke of porking Christie Brinkley.
What do I win?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
****
A needed pair of glasses.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:35 PM (hVdx9)



Yeah, what a beast. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Christie+Brinkleyt=ffcmiax=1ia=images

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:37 PM (oKE6c)

316
how much damage can the klintoons do to preznit boyfriend?
------------------------

That is the question.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 09:38 PM (5o5ek)

317 It's a done deal. She's got it stole. She's picked America's pocket. She's abandoned our sons and brothers to be murdered by savages. She is, apparently, the spawn of shaitan. She will not see justice this side of eternity. If I'm wrong, show me what's right.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2016 09:38 PM (zLDYs)

318 310
"Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years."

Well I must say they're very well-preserved.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:35 PM (oKE6c)

Shark preserves are delicious on an English muffin.

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 09:38 PM (7qAYi)

319 >>Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years."


Obviously you have never watched Sharknado I-III

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 09:38 PM (voOPb)

320 paid the Orlando shooter's family a large sum of money.
Is that one for real?


Posted by: navybrat at June 27, 2016 09:29 PM (mrxD3)

Somebody did, but I don't recall in the story exactly who did.

Posted by: Blano at June 27, 2016 09:39 PM (heN73)

321 Sharks haven't changed in 250,000,000 years.

Their surgeon is a personal friend...

Posted by: Hilldabeast at June 27, 2016 09:40 PM (9mTYi)

322 It's fantasy

Just as in Jay Cutler winning a SB





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 09:31 PM (voOPb)


While I think Jay Cutler winning a Super Bowl falls into the realm of fantasy, worse QB's have won SBs.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 27, 2016 09:40 PM (2TUVm)

323 Brexit seems to have thrown Bing into a panic, as a lot of their "news" items are about how terrible it is.

Sigh. Maybe one day we'll get an unbiased search engine. Still better than Google.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2016 09:40 PM (AroJD)

324 Yeah, what a beast. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Christie+Brinkleyt=ffcmiax=1ia=images


Posted by: Jay Guevara
****

I'm just messin with ya. I have never cared for the so-called super models. If you like her, it's cool.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:40 PM (hVdx9)

325 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 27, 2016 09:36 PM (Nwg0u)

Seriously, I think it's even worse. Playing by Marquis of Queensbury Rules doesn't mean you never land a punch.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)

326 #TrumpGirlsBreaktheInternet

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 09:41 PM (7XWyA)

327 Lies and more lies. That dried up old lesbian can't open her piehole without a lie popping out.
That her and Billy Jeff spawned another liar comes as no surprise whatsoever.

Posted by: Hank at June 27, 2016 09:41 PM (/vqyz)

328 322 It's fantasy

Just as in Jay Cutler winning a SB





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 09:31 PM (voOPb)

While I think Jay Cutler winning a Super Bowl falls into the realm of fantasy, worse QB's have won SBs.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 27, 2016 09:40 PM (2TUVm)

Trent Dildo?
Brad Johnson?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 09:42 PM (voOPb)

329 The leader of the antifa riot in Sacramento blames..... Trump! Of course.
http://tinyurl.com/jnl6r4f

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2016 09:42 PM (7qAYi)

330
Also, a certain female who insists, simply insists, that she doesn't need to set a pin for her new chipped credit card because "I didn't have a pinnnnnn beforrrrrrr" deserves what's headed her way at the POS terminal.

No sympathy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 09:43 PM (kdS6q)

331
Two fantasies people got to get over.
Posted by: cm9000 at June 27, 2016 09:26 PM (2TUVm)
-------------------

There's some sort of fantasy coming. If all else fails, a massive leak.

Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 09:44 PM (5o5ek)

332 I was thinking that there a LOT of QB's with Super Bowl rings. Who has the most as a back-up?

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2016 09:44 PM (9mTYi)

333 If I were a government drone required to use government e-mail for government business AND concerned about keeping my personal e-mail private I, like most, would simply use a private e-mail account for my personal business. So simple a caveman could do it.

Conversely Clinton has this tortured argument that in order to keep her personal e-mail private she had to use her private e-mail account for government business.

Is there a latin/legal term for negligent stupidity amounting to treason?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 27, 2016 09:44 PM (P/kVC)

334
What do I win?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:34 PM (oKE6c)


Steak knives.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2016 09:44 PM (ry34m)

335 Corgis!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 09:45 PM (EzgxV)

336 I'm just messin with ya. I have never cared for the so-called super models. If you like her, it's cool.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 27, 2016 09:40 PM (hVdx9)

It's cool. I was just kidding too. Unlike most supermodels, she never looked like a pissed off version of Timmy the paper boy, and that's a plus.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2016 09:46 PM (oKE6c)

337 >>Is there a latin/legal term for negligent stupidity amounting to treason?

"Clinton"

Posted by: Aviator at June 27, 2016 09:46 PM (c7vUv)

338 NOOD aka ONT

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 09:47 PM (wYnyS)

339 Crime is a personal kind of thing.
________

I've always wanted to commit a murder that didn't involve anybody else. So I started playing that board game Clue. I mean, I didn't actually want to kill anybody; just wanted to know what it was like, y'know? But then I pictured the victim lying dead in the kitchen with stab wounds up and down his body and thought, Who would do such a thing with a revolver? Murder turned out not to be my thing.

So I drove around, looking for the opportunity to commit the perfect crime, something (as Ace said) personal. Then I found it. It was a street sign that said DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PARKING HERE. There wasn't any traffic at the time so I stopped in the street, sizing up the parking space, seeing if I could parallel park my car into the forbidden area. Then I saw another car coming up behind me, so I drove away.

But for about a minute and a half, I thought about parking there. I so thought about it.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 27, 2016 09:50 PM (hglAE)

340 How dare you lowbrow cretins accuse my dear friend Secretary Clinton of hiding her emails. I'll have you know her email server is one of the most transparent in government! So transparent in fact, that any foreign government hacker with the most simple of script kiddie tools has seen any and all emails she's received or written. Why, it's so transparent, the joke around the office was they nicknamed it: Huma's see thru undees.. that's how transparent that server was..

Posted by: Liz IluvStalin Warren at June 27, 2016 09:51 PM (ThCVv)

341 And she's claiming those are "personal."

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 28, 2016 05:35 AM (mpXpK)

342 The fact Judicial Watch and Citizens United are bringing this to light is less of a good news story and more an exclamation point on the complete corruption of the Presidency, his Attorney General and collapse of the rule of law.
Next up: consent of the governed.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 28, 2016 09:25 AM (k8tEg)

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