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Chris Cuomo In "Full-Blown Drag Racing" Crack-Up

Ed Driscoll wants to know why this Global Warming advocate was even within spitting distance of a gas guzzling high-performance vehicle.

Posted by: Ace at 05:51 PM




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1 Boom

Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2016 05:46 PM (8ikIW)

2 st?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 05:47 PM (7XWyA)

3 I read the title, and just assumed he had on a ton of make, a poorly fitting dress and wig, and ridiculous high heels.

Posted by: Moki at June 27, 2016 05:47 PM (ezHMO)

4 Not one of those little wind up cars.... Super gas guzzler...

Posted by: donna at June 27, 2016 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

5 missed it by that > < much...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 05:48 PM (7XWyA)

6 Make-up, not make!!! grrrr, stupid fingers.

Posted by: Moki at June 27, 2016 05:48 PM (ezHMO)

7 thank God

oh Chris.

nevermind.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 05:48 PM (Cq0oW)

8 I refuse to believe that our betters and informers at CNN would engage in such creamy hypocritical behavior. This is obviously a lie perpetrated by that RWNJ Insrapunter to tarnish these fine people.






Geezus, I'm starting to sound like Mary Cloggenstien.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 27, 2016 05:48 PM (G2Sc9)

9 moron fodder...

https://twitter.com/BabesForTrump

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 05:49 PM (7XWyA)

10 *clearly

FU autocucumber.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 27, 2016 05:49 PM (G2Sc9)

11 people what drag race on streets are assholes.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 05:50 PM (Cq0oW)

12 I wonder if alcohol was involved also?

MADD, to the MADDmobile

Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2016 05:50 PM (8ikIW)

13 Unforunately,he was unhurt.I denounce myself.

Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (B48dK)

14 3 I read the title, and just assumed he had on a ton of make, a poorly fitting dress and wig, and ridiculous high heels.
Posted by: Moki at June 27, 2016 05:47 PM (ezHMO)
---------------

Same here.

I think we've been seeing too much Caitlin Jenner stuff.

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (805dc)

15 He probably owns an electric tea kettle, too.

Posted by: Pep at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (LAe3v)

16 In before Toby!

Posted by: The Scorpion at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (evdj2)

17 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (GwIKd)

18 Yeah, I was so sure this would be about trannies or something.

Posted by: Max Power at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (q177U)

19 A douchebag with a nice car is still a douchebag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (3ZoRf)

20 If Cuomo said something to the effect of "heah, hold mah beeah an wadch this!", would he then be a Yankee Redneck, or just another street racing asshole?

My vote is he's a street racing asshole.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2016 05:52 PM (v5iqM)

21 Yeah, but he uses LED bulbs in his garage so it is OK.

Posted by: Ripley at June 27, 2016 05:53 PM (1BQGO)

22 Those Prius drag races really do get out of hand.

Posted by: SH at June 27, 2016 05:53 PM (gmeXX)

23
I read the title, and just assumed he had on a ton of make, a poorly fitting dress and wig, and ridiculous high heels.

Posted by: Moki at June 27, 2016 05:47 PM (ezHMO)








It's not so bad.....

Posted by: Rudy Giuliani at June 27, 2016 05:54 PM (LuZz8)

24
Let me guess, the cops didn't test him for a DUI>

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2016 05:54 PM (ODxAs)

25 Yeah, but he uses LED bulbs in his garage so it is OK.

---------

You know they are a lot better than those incandescence bulbs you have been using all those years. They last longer, are more efficient, and will save you money. And we are so confident that they are better that we are going to mandate you use them.

- Your elite overlords.

Posted by: SH at June 27, 2016 05:55 PM (gmeXX)

26 Silly peasant, global warming isn't for the famous

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 05:55 PM (d9qXV)

27

He is also really really stupid. Dumb. Fredo like. Dim witted. Slow. Dull.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 05:55 PM (zOTsN)

28 The best part of any Cuomo dripped down's their father's leg

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2016 05:55 PM (zp+j1)

29 blech......i ate a bunch of chocolate covered fruit and now i want to puke

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 27, 2016 05:56 PM (0O7c5)

30 Your lucky it wasn't a Ferrari, he could have been killed.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 05:56 PM (d9qXV)

31 Global warming is obvious, just ask Michael "Piltdown" Mann. He can see floods on his TV. FLOODS! Never before in the history of the world, was anyone flooded!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 27, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

32 i bet he was drunk when he did it

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 27, 2016 05:56 PM (0O7c5)

33 Does this just mean he was racing in a dress?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2016 05:57 PM (uyrlv)

34 Who is Chris Cuomo? Is his father the douchbag effing Sandra Lee in the Governor's mansion?

Good Catholics

(btw, I am a Catholic. So I get to call out SCANDAL.)

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 05:57 PM (1ijHg)

35 Like most Libtards I have known in my life, Cuomo is just another hypocritical prick.

Hillary for Prison 2016!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2016 05:57 PM (ej1L0)

36 When you are a member of the Liberal Cosmopolitan nobility, it's political and social entitlement 24/7, baby.

Posted by: mrp at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (JBggj)

37 Proving that he ain't none too bright.

Posted by: Count de Monet TEXIT at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (JO9+V)

38 He drag races at a party and runs his car into a friends parked car?

And police were not called?

You bet your ass he was drunk

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (zOTsN)

39 For then doesn't "Drag Racing" involve pumps and Hooter's girls orange shorts?

Posted by: Paladin at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (E1aoU)

40 Oh man, that's a pretty cool car. Too bad he wrecked it crashing into a parked Mercedes like a retard who doesn't know how to drive.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (6IPEM)

41 >>
Who is Chris Cuomo? Is his father the douchbag effing Sandra Lee in the Governor's mansion?


Brother

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (NOIQH)

42 As I was saying in the last thread, they don't really believe in AGW. It's just a tool to control us dummies who won't fall in line.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (/tuJf)

43 had a 16yo cousin who got killed by a drag racer. his 17yo friend survived, paralyzed from the neck down. thats not a rare thing. they took off, of course. my cousin was thrown a good 20 yards and was broken to a pulp. his dad got there just before he breathed his last, but thats all. there was a cross on the lawn in front of the old guys house where they landed but the city made him take it down. they were going to the library apparently.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (Cq0oW)

44 Who is Chris Cuomo? Is his father the douchbag effing Sandra Lee in the Governor's mansion?

Good Catholics

(btw, I am a Catholic. So I get to call out SCANDAL.)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 05:57 PM (1ijHg)


That's his brother. His father was the one who called Koch a Homo, like a good leftie would do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2016 05:59 PM (zp+j1)

45 "26 Silly peasant, global warming isn't for the famous"


Reminds of Arianna Huffington claiming she was not a hypocrite for flying on private jets while pushing global warming BS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 27, 2016 05:59 PM (OD2ni)

46 I hate it when they do it on the public streets.

Too many souls of the unnecessary dead crying to heaven.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 05:59 PM (1ijHg)

47 Cuomo Dumpstero.

IYKNWIM

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 27, 2016 05:59 PM (TMgNe)

48 Oh Bigby, that's so horrible. Just horrible.

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (805dc)

49 I love how these people fly their private jets by the thousands to Davos to talk about how the proles' use of air conditioning must be controlled because carbon footprint.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (0mRoj)

50 'lost control'.... meaning too much car for the driver....

Posted by: Don Quixote... at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (qf6WZ)

51 I think maybe they use a lot of ethanol in racing, so only corn was killed in the process mostly. Anybody else remember the old drag racing cartoons? Rat Fink and the like?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (B3Tgj)

52 Hah! I read it as Chris Cuomo was racing in drag...and I was thinking, well you never know who wants to wear knickers and pantyhoses these days.

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (a0IVu)

53 Same here.

I think we've been seeing too much Caitlin Jenner stuff.
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2016 05:51 PM (805dc)

I guess you are right. Is it bad that I'm kind of glad he's actually just racing cars at high speed?

Posted by: Moki at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (ezHMO)

54 I am talking about completely (wrt racing) lives.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (1ijHg)

55 FunFunFun- 'til Daddy Takes the TBird Away - Beach Boys

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2016 06:01 PM (gyKtp)

56

He was drag racing. He was drunk driving. He's your moral better

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 06:01 PM (zOTsN)

57 Sounds like he is auditioning for a slot on the next Jersey Shore.

Posted by: Count de Monet TEXIT at June 27, 2016 06:02 PM (JO9+V)

58 only child, bluebell. also, dad raised him on his own. mom split early on. he was just turning out as a good kid after so much heartache in his life.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 06:02 PM (Cq0oW)

59 racing in drag.

Are we dyslexic?

No!

"full blown" "drag"

1+1=fag


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:02 PM (1ijHg)

60 I guess you are right. Is it bad that I'm kind of glad he's actually just racing cars at high speed?
Posted by: Moki at June 27, 2016 06:00 PM (ezHMO)
---------------

I don't know - I was totally expecting to see him in full RuPaul mode when I clicked on that link and it was a tad disappointing, seeing that is was a Cuomo and all.

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2016 06:03 PM (805dc)

61 31 Global warming is obvious, just ask Michael "Piltdown" Mann. He can see floods on his TV. FLOODS! Never before in the history of the world, was anyone flooded!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 27, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)


Well... back in the early 1900s, you never saw floods on TV... sooooo....

/eyeroll

Posted by: Don Quixote... at June 27, 2016 06:03 PM (qf6WZ)

62 He says it wasn't a race race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 06:03 PM (IqV8l)

63 Maybe the government should start up a midnight drag racing league for him and the rest of his disadvantaged (mentally) friends.

Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2016 06:03 PM (8ikIW)

64 Pretty sure this was a spate. A drag racing spate.

A spate nonetheless.

You mouth breathers will note my use of "nonetheless".

Classy, that's me.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at June 27, 2016 06:03 PM (oFiat)

65 31 Global warming is obvious, just ask Michael "Piltdown" Mann. He can see floods on his TV. FLOODS! Never before in the history of the world, was anyone flooded!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 27, 2016 05:56 PM (39g3+)

*cough*

Posted by: Noah at June 27, 2016 06:04 PM (0mRoj)

66 389 cu in with a four barrel. Love the smell of that burn out.

Posted by: redenzo at June 27, 2016 06:04 PM (WCnJW)

67 That was my first thought, he was in drag racing other guys in drag, I didn't figure cars were involved. But then that's why the first thing was I checked the link because I didn't believe what I was thinking.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 06:04 PM (d9qXV)

68 Bigby what a sad, horrible thing to have endured. Im so sorry

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 06:04 PM (zOTsN)

69 Dear Lord, Bigby. My heart is breaking for your uncle. I hope he is doing okay now. As a mom, that's my biggest fear - that one of my kids will meet with some horrific accident.

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2016 06:04 PM (805dc)

70
This story tells me that that pussy should be driving a Prius.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2016 06:04 PM (ODxAs)

71 Turns out, the Orlando shooter wasn't gay.

Just a normal Muzzie.

Chris Cuomo is not a fag.

Just a drunk idiot.

I hope his insurance refuses to fix the car.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:05 PM (1ijHg)

72 *cough*

Posted by: Noah

We all know that the Bible is filled with filthy lies.

/s

Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2016 06:05 PM (8ikIW)

73 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 05:58 PM (Cq0oW)

I am so sorry. That is awful.

I take back being glad about him actually racing.

Posted by: Moki at June 27, 2016 06:06 PM (ezHMO)

74
His father was the one who called Koch a Homo, like a good leftie would do
Posted by: Nevergiveup


The one Rush calls "Mario the Pious."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 06:06 PM (IqV8l)

75 Cuomo probably tried to do a burnout and failed.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2016 06:06 PM (jtStN)

76 70
This story tells me that that pussy should be driving a Prius.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2016 06:04 PM (ODxAs)

Still too much car. Barbie Dream Car.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 06:07 PM (0mRoj)

77 Cuomo probably tried to do a burnout and failed.


He probably has a hell of a skidmark though...
In his pants

Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2016 06:07 PM (8ikIW)

78 From the "Things I Wish I'd Said Before Someone Else Did" file:

I'll believe there's a "planetary emergency" when the people telling us that there is one start behaving like there is one.

-- Prof Reynolds

Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2016 06:08 PM (noWW6)

79 Bruce,

You are correct. It was Ishmail that was the firstborn son. That bastard Issac, he was the son of the Egyptian slave. Ishmail's inheritance was STOLEN from him by the JOOS.

/sarc

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:08 PM (1ijHg)

80 Conservation is for the hoi polloi.

Posted by: algore at June 27, 2016 06:08 PM (960oq)

81 Still too much car. Barbie Dream Car.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 06:07 PM (0mRoj)

--------------

I was thinking SmartCar but Barbie Dream Car works.

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2016 06:08 PM (805dc)

82 I have to admit, when I saw "drag race" the first thing I thought of was guys in dresses

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 27, 2016 06:09 PM (39g3+)

83 it was aways back. its just these stories that remind.

we have him over for father's day. we never forget.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 06:10 PM (Cq0oW)

84 Seriously. Why didn't he call the cops? Why didn't my one else? Oh, he's not going to file an insurance claim? Paying out of pocket? No BAC I bet

Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2016 06:10 PM (zOTsN)

85 Mrs. E sold her '69 Firebird 3 years ago. Not because it was too hot, but because it was so hard to get in and out of. And she was a better driver than cooomo.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2016 06:11 PM (zLDYs)

86
Thank God it wasn't a 69 Camaro zl1 or a Chevelle SS. Or a Cuda Convertible.

We would have had to call it a tragedy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2016 06:11 PM (ODxAs)

87 we have him over for father's day. we never forget.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 06:10 PM (Cq0oW)
-----------

Sounds like he lives fairly close - that's nice. I'll bet he loves BigBoy.

Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2016 06:11 PM (805dc)

88 82
I have to admit, when I saw "drag race" the first thing I thought of was guys in dresses

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 27, 2016 06:09 PM (39g3+)

what do you think of when i say "he blew a tranny"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 27, 2016 06:13 PM (0O7c5)

89 >>what do you think of when i say "he blew a tranny"

Ice Cream!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2016 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

90 what do you think of when i say "he blew a tranny"
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 27, 2016 06:13 PM (0O7c5)


The NEW Fredo Military

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2016 06:14 PM (zp+j1)

91 what do you think of when i say "he blew a tranny"


The penguin says "No, I was just eating ice cream"

Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2016 06:15 PM (8ikIW)

92 A 'cuda convertible?

They only made 5 of them (hemi) the last year.

Ain't NOBODY ever driving them.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:16 PM (1ijHg)

93 I have to admit, when I saw "drag race" the first thing I thought of was guys in dresses

Posted by: Christopher Taylor
****

Damn you to hell Ru Paul!

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2016 06:16 PM (jtStN)

94 Chris Cuomo drag racing = John Farce

Posted by: John Force at June 27, 2016 06:16 PM (H9MG5)

95
Cuomo is kind of a nobody.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2016 06:16 PM (ODxAs)

96 Soon it will again be the King's Forest, the King's Game, and the King's Drag Strip.

The peasants will know their places.

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 06:17 PM (v0YLX)

97 Cuomo is kind of a nobody.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2016 06:16 PM (ODxAs)
--------And a pretty poor driver to boot.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2016 06:18 PM (9iR5/)

98 Sounds like he lives fairly close - that's nice. I'll bet he loves BigBoy

===

same city. he's trying to live his life, contact is occasional. its OK

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 27, 2016 06:19 PM (Cq0oW)

99 Will the Marine Corps have to take trannies?

Will the Navy deploy one on a submarine?

(You know the old joke. On a strategic sub (boomer) they have a crew of 160 men. They go out for 6 months. At the end of which, 80 couples come home)

I bet the Air Force will take them first.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:19 PM (1ijHg)

100 I feel the need . . . the need for spe *oh shit!*

Posted by: Chris "Mario Andretti" Cuomo at June 27, 2016 06:20 PM (JO9+V)

101
Shocker: Target continues to draw the pervs to their stores.

http://tinyurl.com/hwo5n2c

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2016 06:20 PM (ODxAs)

102 Moki @ 3 - I did too. I thought that he was caught in full female drag after racing a car and crashing.

Oh well, you can't have everything.

Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2016 06:21 PM (oiNtH)

103 Is that even against the law in NH? I figured that by now it was "Live Free or Die."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:21 PM (1ijHg)

104 By the way, it is not a drag race crash unless you flip the car at least twice, or scrape one side off against the side of the drag strip.

This sounds more like he was drunk at the party and ran into the SUV trying to pull a u-ey.

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 06:22 PM (v0YLX)

105 He's no me.

Posted by: Danny "Spin and Win" Sullivan at June 27, 2016 06:22 PM (JO9+V)

106 btw, that Babes for Trump thing is funny and nice. SFW.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2016 06:22 PM (1ijHg)

107 What is it about the name Cuomo that resonates with idiocy?

Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2016 06:24 PM (f40FU)

108 Cuomo is just like all of the others that fly and yacht around the world and lecture the plebes about their Ford F-150's, water and light usage.

Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2016 06:24 PM (oiNtH)

109 Nood

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 27, 2016 06:25 PM (KcI5m)

110 Yet another example of unconscious bias on the part of the vehicle.

Posted by: Your Betters at June 27, 2016 06:26 PM (Tyii7)

111 so i was looking at the drudge page and i saw the word "robot" and i got to thinking "robot e. lee". that would be pretty funny. so i did a search which turned up nothing! but that was a yahoo search, so i went to google just to make sure and it came up with some results. :-(. so i wasn't the first to come up with that. darn...

... is this the right place for this?

sorry...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 27, 2016 06:26 PM (WTSFk)

112 In other Newz, archaeologists in Mexico have found the 14,000-year-old bones of a wooly mammoth. It was prolly killed by that global climate warming change we've been hearing rumors about.

Posted by: Hank at June 27, 2016 06:27 PM (/vqyz)

113 Back in the 70's I burned avgas in my 396 Chevelle. Hell, I had 300 gallons on the service truck so why not? A half tank every 4 or 5 tanks did good like medicine. And it ran like a scalded dawg, sho did.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2016 06:28 PM (zLDYs)

114 Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 27, 2016 05:48 PM (G2Sc9)


Add a few misspelled words, throw in a some SJW buzzwords and you can sock her with the best (or worst).

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2016 06:29 PM (v0YLX)

115 Pfft. Car for a pussy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's 403 Olds. at June 27, 2016 06:34 PM (eeTCA)

116 "Did this for Don Lemon." "Just a taste."

Two phrases that shouldn't be used anywhere near each other... ever.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 07:25 PM (A/+my)

117 NO ONE NEEDS 400 HORSEPOWAH TO GET TO WORK!

Posted by: ONE OF THEM DAMN CUOMOS at June 27, 2016 07:26 PM (b7AU3)

118 It's all part of the Gore-ankles diabolical plan. He, Lenoard, Obama and other greenies want to use up as much cheap fossil fuel as possible to drive up prices so the renewables become feasible. Kinda in a Clowerd-Piven way.

Posted by: centralscrutinizer at June 27, 2016 07:53 PM (qqFHt)

119 You dont NEEEEED 300 horsepower to drive to da supamahmet!

Posted by: Brother Mario Declaiming at June 28, 2016 09:31 AM (k8tEg)

120 fek I didn't even read two up.
My doppleganger beat me to it.

Posted by: Brother Mario Declaiming at June 28, 2016 09:31 AM (k8tEg)

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